#Soylent | Logs for 2016-03-26
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[00:02:08] <crutchy> i dunno much science
[00:02:36] <takyon> that's ok
[00:02:41] <takyon> neither do journalists!
[00:02:48] <crutchy> something i been interested in for a while is undersea plumbing
[00:03:24] <crutchy> like outfall pipes, desal inlet risers, oil rigs, etc
[00:03:36] <crutchy> even undersea cables
[00:03:41] <crutchy> cool stuff
[00:06:27] <takyon> i like undersea cables
[00:06:33] <takyon> because i like bandwidth
[00:06:41] <takyon> what country do you live in again
[00:07:00] <takyon> is it Australia?
[00:08:26] <crutchy> yup
[00:08:33] <crutchy> we don't have much undersea cables
[00:08:58] <takyon> yeah, those undersea cables are your goddamn umbilical cord
[00:09:07] <takyon> it gets cut, and you CRY
[00:09:57] <crutchy> dunno. we have a couple. there's probably a lot of caching over satellite or something
[00:10:08] <takyon> oh yeah cuz that's ideal
[00:10:25] <crutchy> lol. probably not, but we're an internet backwater
[00:10:56] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:10:57] <NetCraft> ^ 03Calm down, dear: Woman claims sexism in tech journalism • The Register
[00:11:01] <crutchy> most our internet probably comes via singapore i guess
[00:12:22] <takyon> makes sense
[00:20:24] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[00:20:25] <NetCraft> ^ 03Weaker beers 'to solve drink problems', say councils - BBC News
[00:20:32] <takyon> raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggge
[00:21:47] <crutchy> i got a problem with my bot
[00:22:04] <crutchy> trying to work out what best way to add an option for running scripts n stuff
[00:25:03] <takyon> sounds like a security disaster!
[00:53:25] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:09:18] <crutchy> nah its already a security disaster :p
[01:20:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bees Use Sophisticated Signals to Warn Others About Predators - http://sylnt.us - buzz-to-buzz
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[01:42:45] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzer
[01:44:11] <crutchy> lol
[01:44:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[01:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[01:44:25] <crutchy> no you wokeded him up
[01:44:30] <crutchy> *now
[01:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'm sitting around bored waiting on dinner to arrive
[01:45:11] <SirFinkus> woohoo
[01:45:18] <SirFinkus> got a 97% on my math final
[01:45:21] <SirFinkus> cause for drinks
[01:45:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> home tomorrow. i always forget how much i dislike vacations.
[01:45:30] <SirFinkus> $beer channel
[01:45:30] * aqu4 gives channel a cold can of beer
[01:45:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> caused by drinks? yeah, i miss some too when i'm drinking.
[01:48:30] <SirFinkus> I never drink and derive
[01:48:49] <SirFinkus> or in this case, since I'm in retard math still, drink and divide
[01:49:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:49:02] <NetCraft> ^ 03Todd Rundgren - Bang The Drum All Day (with lyrics) - YouTube
[01:49:29] <SirFinkus> where'd you go on vacation?
[01:49:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> visiting the parents in OK
[01:49:57] <SirFinkus> ahh
[01:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> get here and get all chill n ready for some fishing and everybody n their dog who ever knew me is like "you should come visit or i shall be mortally offended"
[01:50:55] <SirFinkus> went to the Nisqually wildlife preserve today with the convo partner club pretty funn
[01:50:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm all fuck you, i'm on vacation. vacation means NOT doing shit.
[01:51:21] <SirFinkus> saw 4 herons
[01:51:25] <SirFinkus> 2 bald eagles
[01:51:31] <SirFinkus> and various other wildlife
[01:51:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty. i saw fishes n loons n ducks n a beaver.
[01:52:00] <SirFinkus> herons are neat as fuck
[01:52:13] <SirFinkus> great blue herons btw
[01:52:23] <SirFinkus> I think they're the biggest
[01:52:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i'd have preferred the eagles. respect the apex predator.
[01:52:39] * SirFinkus sees eagles all the time
[01:52:40] <SirFinkus> boring
[01:53:12] <SirFinkus> it was funny because the exchange students were all entranced by the ducks and canadian geese
[01:53:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> more fun seeing them in the wild. they're like zooooom, splash, suck it, fish, you are dinner
[01:53:29] <SirFinkus> well, this is the wild
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[01:54:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, saw a deer last night too. at high velocity.
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[01:55:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> got about 5 feet from an expensive body shop bill
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[01:57:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> be nice to get home where i can be the hell away from all my loved ones
[01:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, tacos is here.
[01:57:33] <SirFinkus> see, I'm smarter, I have the opportunity to visit family, but I declined
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[01:57:58] <SirFinkus> granted, don't like that particular family
[01:58:02] <SirFinkus> most of my family is awesome
[01:58:12] <SirFinkus> on thanksgiving shit goes down
[01:58:17] <SirFinkus> gun transactions etc
[02:12:36] <crutchy> bullet exchanges?
[02:12:51] <SirFinkus> ammo deals have gone down
[02:13:32] <crutchy> oh nah i didn't mean with the cartridges :p
[02:13:46] <SirFinkus> well, that's gone down too
[02:13:54] <SirFinkus> (reloaders)
[02:14:35] * crutchy remembers when he was a kid on holiday we had a working 'bee' making bee frames
[02:14:47] <crutchy> perfect family vacation activity
[02:14:57] <crutchy> mass production of bee frames
[02:17:09] <Runaway1956> I soviet Russia, bee make you - in Oz you frame bee.
[02:19:27] <Runaway1956> Question is, can crutchy understand when the bees warn him about the drop bear? https://soylentnews.org
[02:19:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN article: Bees Use Sophisticated Signals to Warn Others About Predators 04(2 comments)
[02:19:58] <crutchy> drop bears warn us about bees
[02:21:40] <Runaway1956> Are drop bears known to carry toxoplasmosis?
[02:23:04] <crutchy> they carry toxic plasma rifles
[02:26:45] <Runaway1956> Thank God that we have a little yappy dog which keeps the killer opossum from coming in the house to kill us all
[02:27:29] <Runaway1956> How did nature screw up so badly? Marsupials belong in Oz, not North America
[02:28:17] * Runaway1956 suspects that the opossum built aircraft millenia ago to escape Oz
[02:51:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - People With Rage Disorder Twice As Likely to Have Latent Toxoplasmosis Parasite Infection - http://sylnt.us - beast-mode
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[02:54:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Ahh, living in an alley.
[02:54:56] <Ethanol-fueled> The Blacks are loud in this alley.
[02:55:01] <SirFinkus> financial troubles?
[02:55:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Nope.
[02:55:21] <Ethanol-fueled> School bullshit, but no financial troubles.
[02:55:35] <SirFinkus> got a 97 on my retard math final
[02:55:39] <SirFinkus> guess I have a pulse
[02:56:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I can give you retard math hints if you ask.
[02:56:10] <SirFinkus> I got a 97, don't think I need them
[02:57:31] <Ethanol-fueled> In what math?
[02:57:47] <SirFinkus> math 97, it's retard math
[02:57:58] <Ethanol-fueled> What is is called, though?
[02:58:04] <SirFinkus> math 97
[02:58:22] <SirFinkus> we do like, linear algebra and quadratic equations and shit
[02:58:28] <SirFinkus> easy stuff
[02:58:42] <SirFinkus> think I did it in middle school originally
[02:58:55] <Ethanol-fueled> wow, rudimentary matrix operations are called "linear algebra" nowadays!
[02:59:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, math is bullshit.
[03:00:01] <SirFinkus> I like math though, which is good I suppose
[03:00:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Math is good.
[03:00:32] <SirFinkus> I called my anthropology professor a racist in my final
[03:00:36] <SirFinkus> still waiting for that one
[03:01:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Racism against Whites is still technically racism.
[03:01:07] <SirFinkus> it wasn't even that
[03:01:39] <SirFinkus> so I went back to the "language affecting cognition" and said it reeked of the kind of justifications used for colonialism
[03:02:31] <Ethanol-fueled> At that point you have people who grasp it intuitively and dumbfucks.
[03:03:11] <SirFinkus> I wonder if I out sjw'd her into a good grade on the final
[03:03:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahah
[03:04:17] <SirFinkus> I figure I at least caused a pang of guilt
[03:05:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck it.
[03:06:45] <Ethanol-fueled> ~cowsay niggers.
[03:06:47] <exec> ___________
[03:06:47] <exec> < niggers. >
[03:06:47] <exec> -----------
[03:06:47] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:06:47] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:06:48] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:06:49] <exec> ||----w |
[03:06:50] <exec> || ||
[03:07:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, there are Black Cows too!
[03:07:11] <SirFinkus> what a racist cow
[03:07:50] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:07:51] <NetCraft> ^ 03Steely Dan - Black Cow (Song Lyrics) - YouTube
[03:09:09] <SirFinkus> reminds me, this is for TheMightyBuzzard since he was hitching a ride on a truck iirc for his vacation https://www.youtube.com
[03:09:09] <NetCraft> ^ 03Flairs - Truckers Delight (Official music video) - YouTube
[03:09:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I was taught from the woman who taught me about the nigger toes.
[03:09:55] <SirFinkus> might be the world's best music video
[03:10:16] <Ethanol-fueled> That's a nice one too. I first saw it here and subjected you filthy fellows to it.
[03:11:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I had seen Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted festival of animation after I had fallen on SoylentNews.
[03:12:20] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Twas a good show that year. We met the creator of Ren and Stimpy.
[03:12:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Though we were at the La Jolla Art Museum....full of annoying Jews.
[03:14:09] <SirFinkus> I crave oil and salt, but too many torpedos to drive
[03:14:17] <SirFinkus> should have planned ahead
[03:17:21] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:17:21] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03Vaginal Jesus - Slave Run Away Beat Rodney Down - YouTube
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[03:24:24] <takyon> hi
[03:24:27] <takyon> bye
[03:24:45] <SirFinkus> gone before he even arrived
[04:22:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Female Experimental Hybrid Fish Grow a Testicle and Spawned by "Selfing" - http://sylnt.us - next-stage
[04:38:06] <crutchy> wtf?
[04:38:43] <crutchy> female fish grew a nut by taking selfies?
[05:23:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Female Experimental Hybrid Fish Grows a Testicle and Spawns by "Selfing" - http://sylnt.us - next-stage
[06:24:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Create Synthetic Cell With Smallest Known Genome - http://sylnt.us - with-the-power-to-create-comes-the-power-to-destroy
[06:31:11] <crutchy> from the jurassic-part dept.
[06:45:16] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.ctvnews.ca
[06:45:39] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.ctvnews.ca
[06:45:40] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[06:45:43] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[06:46:11] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[06:47:02] <Runaway1956> Grrr - exec didn't seem to respond, so I asked Mr. Plow to submit the story - now I have duplicat submissions
[06:47:16] <crutchy> success!
[06:47:27] <Runaway1956> Obviously, I wasn't patient enough
[06:49:14] <crutchy> one day i might have another whack at that script
[06:49:25] <crutchy> or if anyone knows php they're welcome to go nuts
[06:49:56] <Runaway1956> We prefer to go nuts without any knowledge of anything
[06:56:53] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 found a bug in exec that bricks the events system after a rehash. was cos i missed a base64_encode in the exec_load function that's called on rehash
[06:56:54] <exec> message saved
[07:00:32] <chromas> a lot of hashing
[07:00:37] <chromas> no wonder exec is so funkay
[07:09:09] <crutchy> its full of hash
[07:09:21] <crutchy> just like soylentnews :D
[07:13:36] <Runaway1956> Hash? SHHHH! you'll have every pothead in the world crashing through the doors
[07:19:56] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one
[07:20:08] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[07:20:08] <NetCraft> ^ 03Clutch - The Regulator Lyrics - YouTube
[07:23:06] <crutchy> Subsentient, its more fun doing that in bed with the wife
[07:23:39] <Subsentient> God, I'm so lonely.
[07:23:40] <Subsentient> :^)
[07:23:51] * Subsentient finds a fat chick on Craigslist
[07:23:56] <Subsentient> jk
[07:24:16] <crutchy> ooh be careful. she might find your juicy wet ones tasty
[07:24:58] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, 'craigslist girl' would be a good name for a band
[07:25:04] <chromas> Fat chicks give good head
[07:25:08] <chromas> it's 'cause they like to eat
[07:25:39] <Subsentient> I bet they swallow.
[07:26:11] * Subsentient prepares to resume work on longhorny
[07:55:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - English, Welsh Councils Recommend Weaker Beers, Wines, and Ciders to Tackle Drinking Problems - http://sylnt.us - I'll-drink-to-that!-Oh,-wait...
[08:34:38] <crutchy> ~rps srr
[08:34:38] <exec> sequence trimmed
[08:34:38] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
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[08:34:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Yo.
[08:35:59] <crutchy> aye focker
[08:36:15] <crutchy> dammit i think rps needs a bit more tuning
[08:36:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Aye, roo rapist.
[08:36:31] <Ethanol-fueled> rps is beyond saving.
[08:36:38] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Tis for HOMOS.
[08:36:41] <crutchy> probly
[08:37:42] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:37:43] <NetCraft> ^ 03Super Star Wars (HQ) - [Part 11/17]: Cantina Fight - YouTube
[08:38:03] <Ethanol-fueled> The sheet music reads "slow ragtime"
[08:42:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Niggers.
[08:42:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Kikes.
[08:42:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Wops,
[08:42:46] <Ethanol-fueled> and Greasers/
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[08:49:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahaha
[08:49:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:49:20] <NetCraft> ^✓* 03Super Star Wars (HQ) - [Part 11/17]: Cantina Fight - YouTube
[08:49:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Das retartet
[08:50:03] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest99727
[08:50:26] SoyGuest99727 is now known as the_condemned
[08:50:30] the_condemned is now known as sod
[08:51:29] <sod> The duck.
[08:51:29] <sod> PUTO A PATO\
[08:51:29] <sod> HA-HAAAAAAH!
[08:53:02] <Subsentient> sod: Nurble
[08:53:11] <Subsentient> sod: Wazzup
[08:53:23] <sod> https://www.youtube.com
[08:53:23] <NetCraft> ^✓* 03Super Star Wars (HQ) - [Part 11/17]: Cantina Fight - YouTube
[08:53:24] <sod> That silly bleating of the saxophone
[08:53:48] <sod> It sounds like a QUEEF.
[08:54:21] <sod> A QUEEF is a vaginal fart.
[08:55:10] <sod> It reminds me of the time my friends and I stayed at the nudist camp around DeVore.
[08:55:23] <sod> FIxing a truck's brakes with flies hovering around our penises.
[08:55:48] <sod> His sister was there, and she had plump White tits.
[08:56:19] <sod> I would have wanted to have knocked her up had she not been admittedly infected with an STD.
[08:57:35] <sod> Tomorrow I will have the chance to bite some fat nips.
[08:57:39] <sod> FSSHFSSHFSSHFSSHFSSH
[08:57:55] <chromas> well
[08:58:01] <chromas> knocking her up would be giving her an std, so
[08:58:12] <sod> I am infected with AIDS.
[08:58:18] <sod> I FUCK every DAY.
[08:58:26] <sod> I KILL everything i FUCK.
[08:59:09] <sod> https://www.youtube.com
[08:59:10] <NetCraft> ^ 03GG Allin - I Kill Everything I Fuck - YouTube
[09:00:32] <crutchy> you fuck what you kill
[09:00:41] <crutchy> sounds like something of a movie
[09:01:09] <sod> You are an animal, crutchy.
[09:01:09] <sod> All humans are filthy animals.
[09:01:35] <crutchy> my wife says that too
[09:01:40] <crutchy> that i'm an animal :p
[09:01:51] <sod> tell your "wife" to WASH THAT FILTHY VAGINA.
[09:02:42] <crutchy> doesn't smell as good then
[09:02:52] <sod> You filthy scum.
[09:02:56] <sod> You are a base animal.
[09:03:20] <crutchy> home base
[09:03:29] <crutchy> chiching@
[09:04:28] <sod> I am addicted to nut.
[09:04:39] <sod> NUT! NUT! NUT! NUT!
[09:04:49] <sod> I am MEXICAN!
[09:04:59] <sod> The BROWN MENACE.
[09:06:46] <sod> You civilized shits don't know 'doe/
[09:08:50] <crutchy> ~rps p
[09:08:50] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[09:09:23] <crutchy> hmm. getting closer
[09:10:36] <sod> crutchy, that is gay.
[09:11:12] <crutchy> gay af
[09:11:24] <crutchy> like poo pushin gay
[09:12:41] <sod> I hate waking up at 2am with an urge to drink.
[09:13:13] <sod> The pot makes it good, though.
[09:15:30] <sod> Rock and Roll must be made dangerous again.
[09:15:37] <sod> Comedy must be made dangerous again.
[09:56:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Rockefeller Family Fund is Divesting From Fossil Fuels - http://sylnt.us - burnout
[09:59:08] <sod> bAHAHAHAHHHAA
[10:24:33] <sod> fags.
[10:24:37] <sod> faggots.
[10:24:44] <sod> Homosexuals.
[10:36:45] <sod> HAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHHAA
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[11:12:07] <crutchy> gotta love kids
[11:12:49] <crutchy> i have nfi how/when but i found a piece of paper with what looks like daughties handwriting with my github username & password with all sorts of colorful thingys around it
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[11:58:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former CIA Director Michael Hayden Seemingly Supports "Brexit" For Security Reasons - http://sylnt.us - are-you-an-innie-or-an-outie?
[12:00:26] <crutchy> must be about time for a 4th reich
[12:00:59] <crutchy> lot of people compare euro to fascism already
[13:29:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - America's Next Big Fuel Source is its Trash - http://sylnt.us - one-man's-trash-is-another-man's-treasure
[13:34:17] <crutchy> "what if the nation could do better?"
[13:34:32] <crutchy> from the what-if-people-really-gave-a-fuck dept.
[13:34:59] <crutchy> people giving a fuck is the problem with these otherwise good ideas
[13:35:12] <crutchy> (and if people don't give a fuck, they don't pay for it)
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[13:41:40] <fliptop> TheMightyBuzzard: if you're awake, i've got a pic for ya:
[13:41:43] <fliptop> http://www.peacecomputers.com
[13:42:24] <fliptop> i was heading out to work and he was just sitting there, preening and chilling in the breeze
[13:43:30] <paulej72> !moo
[13:59:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Create Independent Synthetic Cell With Smallest Known Genome - http://sylnt.us - with-the-power-to-create-comes-the-power-to-destroy
[14:16:19] <takyon> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[14:16:20] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[14:16:50] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[14:17:34] <takyon> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[14:17:35] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[14:18:05] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[14:19:06] <paulej72> Be patient I'm a doctor
[14:43:09] <takyon> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[14:43:10] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[14:43:25] <takyon> MrPlow really likes to lie about posting more than one sub
[14:43:40] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[14:52:30] <Runaway1956> Craigslist listing: Phat broad, 320 pounds, 5'3", dirty brown hair, shit brown eyes, bad breath, oozing orifices, ugly as sin, available to party.
[14:52:41] <Runaway1956> sounds like EF's kind of woman
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[15:31:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Self-Driving Robot Might be Future of Home Delivery - http://sylnt.us - future-of-grocery-theft
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[16:59:35] <cmn32480> ~gday all
[16:59:36] * exec overratedly shoves a C cup of tama lama ding dongs in all
[17:02:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mathematician Finds His "New" Solution to Poisson Formula Problem Buried in 1959 Paper - http://sylnt.us - rediscovery
[17:11:40] <cmn32480> takyon++ (for keeping the queue full in the face of adversity)
[17:11:40] <Bender> karma - takyon: 25
[17:17:35] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - next time yo are around, had a question regarding AMD CPU's. I haven't put a PC together in +/- 10 years, but the old P4 isn't cutting it for even easy stuff like Quicken anymore. Need a little advice on how to proceed, and I am not even sure where to go to find the info anymore. Any thoughts or help you have would be 'preciated.
[17:18:11] <cmn32480> amd since you just went through all this, I figured you might have current information
[18:01:54] * SirFinkus is listening to Symphony X — Underworld, from the album Underworld
[18:02:00] <SirFinkus> didn't know they had a new album
[18:02:04] <SirFinkus> pleasant surprise
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[18:07:10] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup Niggaz
[18:07:43] <SirFinkus> just discovered symphony x had a "new" album
[18:08:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Very good then.
[18:08:49] <SirFinkus> I kind of hate it, but I usually hate new albums at first
[18:08:56] <SirFinkus> it'll grow on me
[18:09:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Metallica's "load" doesn't grow on people
[18:09:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Star Wars episode I didn't grow on people
[18:09:50] <SirFinkus> I can tell this is good though, I just don't like it yet
[18:09:55] <Ethanol-fueled> (whoa, those twho lines have exactly the same character count)
[18:10:11] <SirFinkus> although Romeo's riffs are getting a little formulaic
[18:11:01] * SirFinkus is listening to Symphony X — Without You, from the album Underworld
[18:11:05] <SirFinkus> this song is just uuuuhng
[18:11:17] <SirFinkus> doubt I'll ever like this one
[18:11:31] * Ethanol-fueled is going to run 4 miles drunk in a bit
[18:12:35] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[18:12:36] <NetCraft> ^ 03'Man in Tree' refuses to leave jail and appear in court - YouTube
[18:12:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[18:12:47] <SirFinkus> "striking an injuring an officer"
[18:12:50] <SirFinkus> bull
[18:12:51] <SirFinkus> shit
[18:12:55] <Ethanol-fueled> That guy was awesome.
[18:13:07] <SirFinkus> he claims his name is Edward Cullen
[18:13:09] <Ethanol-fueled> gettin in an 80 ft tree and waving his cock at people
[18:13:15] <SirFinkus> which apparently is the main character in Twilight
[18:13:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Too much acid....or meth
[18:13:59] <SirFinkus> whenever I hear one of these stories
[18:14:09] <SirFinkus> maybe not this guy, but like the old guy masturbating on the bus
[18:14:18] <SirFinkus> I realize that could be me in 20 years
[18:14:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Dude, might as well take advantage
[18:15:05] <SirFinkus> at what point do you decide that it's ok to knock one out on the bus?
[18:17:10] <SirFinkus> "some times I feel, feels like there's nothing there" oh stfu Russell
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[19:03:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nucleus of Cancer Cells Rupture During Migration - http://sylnt.us - fragility
[20:39:17] <Runaway1956> Well - youngest son and I rolled around under the car for a few hours - car is repairable, but we need tools - so we've put repairing off until next weekend
[20:39:51] <Runaway1956> If there was an auto parts store within reasonable distance, we might go buy stuff, but it's fifty miles to a parts store,
[20:39:59] <Runaway1956> Sucks living out in the boonies sometimes
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[20:46:09] <Nignog> Hahahah mom I shitposted on SoylentNews again!
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[20:47:38] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[20:47:39] <NetCraft> ^ 03Scotland police probe killing of Muslim shopkeeper who posted Facebook Easter message to Christians | Fox News
[20:48:12] <Runaway1956> This is why Islam is so incompatible with Christianity = or any other religion
[20:48:33] <Runaway1956> Find a moderate Muslim who can coexist with the rest of us, and he's murdered for his troubles.
[20:58:52] <Runaway1956> http://kurdishdailynews.org
[20:58:54] <NetCraft> ^ 03Turkey?s Erdogan criticizes foreign diplomats for attending journalists? trial ? KURDISH DAILY NEWS
[21:04:00] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[21:04:01] <NetCraft> ^ 03The Rolling Stones Rock Cuba : The Two-Way : NPR
[21:05:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Businessman Pleads Guilty to Conspiring to Hack US Defense Contractors - http://sylnt.us - hide-the-good-stuff-offline
[21:06:37] <sea> I thought it was 'conspiracized'
[21:07:28] <sea> 'conspiring' sounds too much like 'expiring' or 'respiring'. It soundsl ike it's the thing people do when they gasp and try to breathe, but just end up choking on their own blood.
[21:09:34] <takyon> conspiring is correct
[21:09:53] <takyon> if you wanna nitpick, do it on the article so everyone can laugh at you
[21:12:21] <sea> I declare it's conspiracized. I'm going to push that, until everyone adopts it.
[21:12:55] <takyon> conspiritated
[21:13:21] <sea> Well it's 'conspiracy' so you take off the last letter 'y' and add 'ized'
[21:13:35] <sea> Also, conspiracation.
[21:14:10] <sea> conspiracized, conspiracing, conspiracor, conspiracable
[21:15:05] <sea> and don't tell me it's 'conspirable'
[21:15:30] <takyon> conspirational
[21:16:19] <sea> That's not even spelled the same way! It should be conspiracional, if anything
[21:16:40] <takyon> it is spelled the same way if you chop off the 'c'
[22:36:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wellcome Trust Recommends Free Scientific Journals - http://sylnt.us - setting-information-free
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[22:53:05] <Bitchtits> 'sup.
[22:53:16] <Bitchtits> The sun feels good, man.
[22:53:28] <SirFinkus> back from your drunken run?
[22:54:28] <Bitchtits> I ran 4 miles and had a surf...all while still drunk from the night before...and without food.
[22:54:31] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:54:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2392
[22:54:35] <Bitchtits> I chugged a Naked stawberry-Banana (which I hate, but MUH POTASSIUM) so I don't die
[22:54:41] <Bitchtits> aye, fucker!
[22:54:45] <crutchy> aye forcker!
[22:55:07] <crutchy> how's sandy crack?
[22:55:28] <Bitchtits> Great, crutch-dawg. Clear blue hot sky, decent surf, and not crowded.
[22:55:44] * crutchy wishes he lived near the beach sometimes
[22:56:39] <Bitchtits> San Diego is a fucking awesome city. Even lowlife scum like me can walk out of a job and find work 2 weeks later. Awesome weather.
[22:57:01] <Bitchtits> Uh, I mean, No, it's a shitty city. There is no work and Mexicans everywhere. Never move to San Diego. Ever.
[22:57:23] <Bitchtits> The Mexicans and Blacks here will rape your wimmins.
[22:58:23] <Bitchtits> It's like Mad Max, except wtih all Blacks and Mexicans.
[23:00:00] <Bitchtits> Move to Austin instead.
[23:00:14] <Bitchtits> I hear that place is great, with lots of work and a progressive culture.
[23:01:03] <Bitchtits> It has South by Southwest. Nerds love South by Southwest. Obama himself spoke at the last one. '
[23:02:57] <Bitchtits> That Microsoft AI blunder is fucking hilarious.
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[23:08:09] <crutchy> lol
[23:08:30] <SirFinkus> I'm pretty sure this song has the worst lyrics in the world
[23:09:02] <SirFinkus> just toss in every bad song lyric cliche
[23:09:14] <SirFinkus> facing fears, flying on broken wings
[23:09:22] <crutchy> wrecking balls?
[23:09:24] <SirFinkus> trying to mend broken dreams, but they can't be mended
[23:09:33] <SirFinkus> here comes the night
[23:09:46] <SirFinkus> he's come UNDONE BRAH
[23:10:00] <SirFinkus> each passing day, life just slips away man
[23:10:05] <cmn32480> there is nothign quite so awesome as an undone bra
[23:10:59] <SirFinkus> reverb and overdubbing on the vocals, because of course
[23:11:19] <crutchy> cmn32480, hmm yeah i was just thinkin the same
[23:11:34] <SirFinkus> http://www.darklyrics.com
[23:11:36] <NetCraft> ^ 03SYMPHONY X LYRICS - "Underworld" (2015) album ( http://www.darklyrics.com )
[23:11:37] <SirFinkus> the cringing
[23:11:43] <crutchy> unless its a male bra...
[23:11:48] * crutchy shudders
[23:13:03] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com completely unrelated video you'll like crutchy
[23:13:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To. - YouTube
[23:19:19] * crutchy is all bounced out
[23:20:19] <fliptop> http://www.youtube.com
[23:20:19] <NetCraft> ^ 03Conan Entertains The Troops At Al Udeid Air Base - CONAN on TBS - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[23:20:24] <fliptop> that's a big f'in bra
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[23:37:14] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com world's stupidest UI element right here http://i.imgur.com
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[23:37:27] <SirFinkus> so bad it made gravis time out
[23:38:51] <SirFinkus> I love how it isn't even consistently shitty
[23:39:03] <SirFinkus> new york times gets its own special icon
[23:40:07] <SirFinkus> https://developer.apple.com
[23:40:07] <NetCraft> ^ 03Creating Pinned Tab Icons
[23:40:28] <SirFinkus> apparently making it fallback to favicons would make too much sense
[23:42:14] <chromas> well then they'd just be copying everyone else
[23:42:30] <chromas> trail -> blazed
[23:43:17] <SirFinkus> ok, I'll grant the lack of fallback "favicons would look shitty on high dpi screens"
[23:43:33] <SirFinkus> and the whole "letter on colored box" idea is a good one
[23:43:47] <SirFinkus> but then they go and change all the icons to grayscale unless you're currently on that tab
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[23:44:33] <chromas> Just need to update the favicon 'standard' to take svgs or something instead of shitty windows .ico files
[23:44:46] <SirFinkus> which is what they did
[23:44:51] <SirFinkus> but with no fallback
[23:44:58] <chromas> that's only for pinned tabs though
[23:45:23] <SirFinkus> doesn't look like it
[23:45:37] <SirFinkus> it's just called "mask-icon"
[23:46:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Web_programming--
[23:46:24] <Bender> karma - web_programming: -1
[23:46:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Internet programming fucking sucks
[23:48:36] <chromas> Poor LaDarius
[23:48:44] <crutchy> wow pc world has gone full retard
[23:48:53] <SirFinkus> thought they did that years ago
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[23:49:56] <Ethanol-fueled> PC world taught me how to build my first PC.
[23:50:22] <crutchy> actually might be just aussie version
[23:50:46] <LaDarius> You juss arrestin' me cuz I BLACK! PO-LICE brutality! Ow!
[23:50:50] <crutchy> http://www.pcworld.idg.com.au
[23:50:52] <NetCraft> ^ 03Federal Government Digital Marketplace to go live this year - PC World Australia
[23:51:11] <crutchy> goes to a 'disable ad blocker' page for me
[23:51:16] <crutchy> no option to close
[23:51:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Wired's pretty worthless with NoScript enabled.
[23:51:46] <LaDarius> The fucc you starin' at, White boy?
[23:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> But Wired's sucked ass for a long time now.
[23:51:50] <chromas> page loaded here
[23:52:46] <LaDarius> Iss because I'm Black, aintit?
[23:52:57] <chromas> a'ight, LaDarius, now it's your turn to get irc-addable strings
[23:53:31] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo MUH BUCKETS
[23:53:31] <LaDarius> MUH BUCKETS
[23:53:46] <LaDarius> Justice for TRAYVON!
[23:54:30] * Ethanol-fueled ponders a gimmick for ladarius
[23:54:46] <LaDarius> Who don't like fried chicken? Errybody love fried chicken.
[23:54:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Something you wizards haven't already done. TMB beat me to "Black-u-weather"
[23:55:16] <chromas> it could pull a random headline from chimpmania
[23:55:46] <LaDarius> Iss because I'm Black, aintit?
[23:56:18] <SirFinkus> scan the channel for personal insults, then have it scream "WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR"
[23:56:20] <Ethanol-fueled> mmm, fried chicken
[23:56:46] <LaDarius> The fucc you starin' at, White boy?
[23:56:54] <SirFinkus> should pretty pretty easy to to, just look for a few common insults and a username
[23:56:56] <SirFinkus> for instance
[23:56:59] <SirFinkus> fuck you Ethanol-fueled
[23:57:04] <SirFinkus> you're an asshole Ethanol-fueled
[23:57:08] <SirFinkus> etc etc
[23:57:26] <Ethanol-fueled> hmm, scan the logs for a user referencing another.
[23:57:46] <LaDarius> Justice for TRAYVON!
[23:57:47] <SirFinkus> if you wanted to get really fancy, you could actually render a video of the exchange and post it on worldstar
[23:58:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Not really inspired, but not done yet either.
[23:58:22] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo ~LaDarius-add command-reference
[23:58:22] <LaDarius> ~LaDarius-add comman'-reference
[23:58:28] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[23:58:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh man. I don't know why that was so retardedly funny.
[23:58:46] <LaDarius> Yup yup, dass rite mane!
[23:59:01] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:59:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Being an easily-amused idiot rocks.
[23:59:46] <LaDarius> Aw HEY-YELL NAW!