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[23:54:48] <takyon> submit science articles and I will post nothing but science
[23:54:39] <takyon> at this rate we could make it a science saturday
[23:49:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australopithecus Fossils Found East of Great Rift Valley, Demonstrating the Hominid's Adaptibility - http://sylnt.us - upright-out-of-here
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[23:12:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2391
[23:12:38] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:11:08] <takyon> bingeeeeeeee
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[22:17:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is Binge Watching the New Normal for You? - http://sylnt.us - want-it-all-want-it-now
[22:09:28] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[21:48:53] <sea> I don't think it's fair that their cars are so loud. Everybody else has to keep noise levels down or the police comes. Not the racetrack. Why can't they race electric cars?
[21:43:41] <Subsentient> sea: That's terrible, don't do that. :^)
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[20:41:51] <sea> A more direct approach is to use mirrors to shine sunlight directly at the cars.
[20:37:33] <sea> Do you think it'll work? The goal is to get them to move the race track.
[20:37:10] <sea> Speaking of that. There's a racing track near my house, and I hate the sound. I have a load of cinder blocks, though. I'm only strong enough to lift one at a time but I can stack them into a parabolic wall over time, set up a boom box, and broadcast the Titanic song.
[20:35:52] * Runaway1956 turns all the fans on high to muffle the moron with no muffler on his old farm truck
[20:35:17] <Runaway1956> Maybe - just maybe - if I go back to bed, no one will come in and kick the shit out of me . . . .
[20:34:03] * Runaway1956 thinks he may have been a munchkin
[20:33:48] <sea> Runaway1956: OR an Elf.
[20:33:42] <sea> Runaway1956: Bob was secretly a Wizard.
[20:33:12] <Runaway1956> Yeah, well, there was a reason that Bobby sat in the back of the class, wearing that conical cap all the time.
[20:33:06] <sea> Sounds to me like the whole point is to become a parasite, and it's not even hidden anymore, it's in the infomercials!
[20:32:16] <sea> Hmm. I watched the mindCoin infomercial thing and the end of it bothered me. "Bob left his job and became a full-time trader!"
[20:32:15] <Subsentient> I'd even have the ring on the goatse guy's little ring finger gold plated
[20:31:51] <Subsentient> "mommy can I get a quarter for a soda?" "ok, but don't look at the quarter"
[20:31:28] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah, Deustch marks and Krugerands
[20:31:08] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: If I were emperor, I would seriously mint coins with goatse engraved on them.
[20:29:58] * Runaway1956 misses simple stuff like pasetas, and lira, and Israeli pounds, and pence and shillings
[20:29:12] <Subsentient> GoatseCoin.
[20:28:20] <sea> JalapenoCoin. The next hot thing!
[20:28:14] <Runaway1956> They're OK pickled - in limited quantities
[20:27:30] <Subsentient> No they aren't, and I fucking love them.\
[20:27:14] <Runaway1956> Jalapenos, on the other hand, aren't really all that hot
[20:26:38] <Runaway1956> Jalabanero peppers have been known to raise blisters on your hands while preparing them for dinner
[20:26:07] <Runaway1956> Peppers - there are so many kinds of peppers, some are actually good tasting, others are so hot, no one can claim to actually "taste" them
[20:25:42] <sea> Oh, wow, mindcoin exists
[20:25:29] <sea> mindcoin?
[20:24:46] <Runaway1956> Don't pay any mind to the deviant
[20:24:03] * Runaway1956 experiences an erection that knocks Subsentient cold
[20:24:02] <sea> Hmm.. I exclusively eat potato, tomato, cucumber, garlic, toast, tortillas, grapes, and peas. No pepper, but I guess I just ate some and it wasn't that bad.
[20:23:11] * Subsentient shoves a peeled jalapeno up Runaway1956 's urethra
[20:22:33] <Runaway1956> Real Mexicans can serve up genuine cooking absent of any peppers at all, but Tex-Mex is incapable of cooking without peppers.
[20:21:56] <Runaway1956> Tex-Mex is this weird blend of Texas and Mexican cooking, where everything has some kind of pepper ingredient.
[20:21:18] <sea> I'm thinking of a way to retaliate.
[20:21:13] <sea> idk what that is
[20:20:51] <Runaway1956> You eat Tex-Mex?
[20:19:48] <sea> There's a reason I label the jars..
[20:19:29] <sea> Oh god! My mother put pepper in the ketchup jar and I just scooped up some on a tortilla and ate it
[20:18:52] <sea> Ah. We had better tell her that it might be here, then.
[20:18:15] <Runaway1956> Mrs. Schroedinger has been looking for that cat
[20:18:08] <sea> Some of the time.
[20:17:30] <Runaway1956> It's not Schroedinger's cat, is it?
[20:17:17] <sea> I didn't fiddle with the colors specifically under the region that's different, but then, I'd just get burn-in elsewhere eventually anyway
[20:16:50] <sea> Yeah, I used a similar method. I got a screen dimming program and set the screen to be very, very dim. The cat only appears when the screen is bright.
[20:16:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Erik Prince, Founder of Blackwater, Under Investigation by DoJ - http://sylnt.us - super-merc
[20:15:47] <Runaway1956> But, they claim to fix or alleviate the problem
[20:15:34] <Runaway1956> I can't vouch for it - hell, I didn't know that amoled could burn in just ten minutes ago
[20:15:12] <NetCraft> ^ 03How to fix AMOLED burn-in on Android displays - AndroidPIT
[20:15:11] <Runaway1956> This may interest you, sea - https://www.androidpit.com
[20:14:37] <sea> amusingly, in this case there's a ghostly image of a cat on my screen, because I had the wallpaper set to a white cat, on a black background, and had the phone display set to no-blanking overnight. Now there's a permanent ghost cat.
[20:13:28] <sea> Well, other phones that can have screen burn-in are the Nexus 6, pretty much any Samsung phone, and the Lumia 930
[20:10:07] * Runaway1956 checks his ancient phone with CRT display
[20:09:40] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmm - I hadn't heard that before
[20:09:32] <sea> I thought it would make a nifty note for the site, because I figure other people might not notice it until it's too late, too
[20:09:15] <sea> I came here to mention it because I was surprised it could suffer burn-in. It's an AMOLED display, and those can burn-in. I only learned that today.
[20:08:42] <Runaway1956> You shouldn't have bought a phone with a CRT display then.
[20:08:09] <sea> NOOOOOO My phone screen has burn-in!!
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[18:45:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evidence of a Colossal Bronze Age Battle Assembled - http://sylnt.us - war-never-changes
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[17:45:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> which "expert" and how soon do we lynch him?
[17:44:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electronic Snooping 'Small Price to Pay' Against Terror: Expert - http://sylnt.us - who-needs-liberty
[17:27:55] * nick yawn
[16:55:43] <exec> imeutan: unable to find definition
[16:55:41] <Runaway1956> ~define imeutan
[15:42:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dyson Developing Electric Cars... With UK Government Money - http://sylnt.us - electric-cars-that-suck
[15:34:39] <Runaway1956> oh - there it is
[15:34:33] <exec> 071351
[15:34:30] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[15:34:18] <Runaway1956> !folding-rank
[15:27:31] * Runaway1956 suspects him of highjacking CPU's
[15:27:13] <Runaway1956> I was catching up to cmn32480 but every time I look, he stays the same distance ahead
[15:26:43] * Runaway1956 cries "FOUL"
[14:37:29] <Subsentient> I await your messages.
[14:37:14] <Runaway1956> Out of respect for our mates - if you wish to hear my opinions, open a private chat
[14:36:25] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: I factor in probability and the 100% chance of death of many innocents from nuclear fallout cannot balance the possible chance of war with the middle east.
[14:36:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> You can feel free to rant away; just don't expect me to participate. (And I may not even pay attention.)
[14:36:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've said all I'm going to say on that topic.
[14:35:50] <Runaway1956> Okay . . . I'll save it then.
[14:35:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> No
[14:35:29] <Runaway1956> Oh, fuck, man, you wanna have a serious talk on that subject?
[14:35:03] <Subsentient> ... that'd be a good demoralizer, but I am a utilitarian to my core, and do not believe this would save more innocents than it would destroy.
[14:34:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> Sadly, I'm sure that nuking the holy sites in the middle east is the only way to get people to stop fighting over them.
[14:34:27] <Runaway1956> Allah hates Islam
[14:34:21] <Runaway1956> No two stones of this mosque will ever touch each other again
[14:33:57] * Runaway1956 would nuke Mecca, and at the same time broadcast to the world that Allah has abandoned Islam
[14:33:25] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: If you can find actual, proven ISIS terrorists, feel free to fry them in hot bacon grease, but don't harm innocents.
[14:33:18] <Runaway1956> be aware - more innocents than combatants have died in EVERY WAR in mankind's history
[14:32:58] <Subsentient> It's ironic and counterproductive.
[14:32:46] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: But seriously, don't do that. Don't kill innocents to avenge the killing of innocents.
[14:32:26] <Subsentient> lol
[14:32:04] <Runaway1956> and that's probably the same thing that guy in your link told you
[14:31:51] <Runaway1956> No problem man, if you can catch me, you can have your way with me - right after you subdue me
[14:31:49] * Subsentient would actually do that
[14:31:16] <Runaway1956> Turner Broadcasting will be looking for new management very soon
[14:31:13] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: If you bomb a mosque, I'll cut open your ballsack and stretch your scrotum over your face and head.
[14:30:59] <Runaway1956> One act of treason, one cruise missile - problem solved.
[14:30:27] <Runaway1956> one cruise missile for each newspaper corporate center which publishes such stories
[14:30:15] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: There's an old imeutan saying, "don't drink from your enemy's glass."
[14:30:05] * Runaway1956 has the solution to that
[14:29:52] <Runaway1956> You're right, the ragheads didn't kill any women or children in Paris, or Brussels, or in the World Trade Center
[14:29:46] <Subsentient> and it'll guilt us into backing off a bit on ISIS.
[14:29:36] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: The news will use your acts as a spin to say 'see, violence isn't the answer'
[14:29:12] <Runaway1956> The west seems to be quaking in fear, to paralyzed to take any appropriate action
[14:29:09] <Subsentient> Don't.
[14:29:07] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Seriously, you could end up killing children and old women.
[14:28:38] <Runaway1956> Nonsense - war is terrifying, the point is to terrify the other side more than your own side
[14:28:00] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Becoming a terrorist is a terrible way to defeat terrorists.
[14:27:35] * Runaway1956 scrolls down through the link, and dreams about destroying something like a mosque
[14:25:56] <Subsentient> And setting the account picture to Hitler twisting mein titties.
[14:25:21] <Subsentient> I was thinking of a popup video of that puke scene from scary movie
[14:25:03] <Runaway1956> It all depends on who gets scared. I don't mind scaring people
[14:24:58] <Subsentient> Not doing that.
[14:24:55] <Subsentient> Triggering veterans... that's fucked up.
[14:24:17] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: I don't want to scare people or scar them, I want to make them cover their keyboard in chunky vomit.
[14:23:49] <NetCraft> ^ 03Navy destroyer - Google Search ( https://www.google.com )
[14:23:48] <Runaway1956> https://www.google.com
[14:23:43] <Runaway1956> A login screen is subject to personal preferences, of course, but any of these images can trip my trigger
[14:23:35] <Subsentient> chromas: And indeed, it's named longhorny :^3
[14:22:35] * Subsentient loves collecting horror porn
[14:22:13] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Sure I do, you got a better one? :^D
[14:22:02] <Runaway1956> Fek man, you don't even want to talk to me about that shit
[14:21:21] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Torn between tubgirl and goatse for the login screen, what do you think?
[14:20:47] <Runaway1956> Fuck the nsfw tag - just tag it goatse, and we'll all remember that Subsentient has perverse tastes
[14:19:37] <Subsentient> 4Don't click the imgur link if at work
[14:19:36] * Runaway1956 has to look now
[14:19:21] <Subsentient> 4NSFW ^^
[14:19:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> or if you do, at least tag it with NSFW.
[14:19:13] <Subsentient> 4NSFW ^^
[14:19:07] <Subsentient> ok
[14:19:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> don't post that shit while I'm at work
[14:18:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> hey man
[14:17:51] <Runaway1956> Bear food
[14:17:51] <NetCraft> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[14:17:50] <Subsentient> How's this look for a start? http://imgur.com
[14:17:46] <Runaway1956> Maybe we can drag a whole truckload of them out the Pacific Northwest of Canada - and abandon them there
[14:17:01] <Runaway1956> Bunch of pansy faggots, no matter how you look at it
[14:16:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> but yeah, it looks like the students involved are definitely a bunch of pantywaists who can't tell a genuine threat from hurt feelings.
[14:16:23] <NetCraft> ^ 03Emory Students Explain Why ‘Trump 2016’ Chalk Messages Triggered Protest
[14:16:22] <Runaway1956> http://www.newsweek.com
[14:16:09] <NetCraft> ^ 03Emory students distressed by pro-Donald Trump chalkings - Washington Times
[14:16:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> This is a less "OMG the sky is falling!" article on the same topic: http://www.washingtontimes.com
[14:14:16] <Runaway1956> Faux Noise - yeah, they have an absurd political mission, but that doesn't change the fact that our campuses are populated by effeminate pansy assed twits
[14:13:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's Fox "News" - I put it in quotes because their job isn't to produce news, it's to produce outrage (and clicks).
[14:11:58] <NetCraft> ^ 03Students terrified by 'Trump 2016' chalk drawings | Fox News
[14:11:57] <Runaway1956> This - is just so fucking far out there - I lack words to express how fucking retarded it is - http://www.foxnews.com
[14:11:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Harvesting Fog to Help Solve the World’s Water Crisis - http://sylnt.us - what-happens-downwind?
[13:15:14] <cmn32480> and I think he plays catch and release...
[13:12:25] * AndyTheAbsurd thinks it probably depends on what jurisdiction you're murdering/slaughtering fish in
[13:11:49] <Subsentient> lol
[13:10:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> I know, but if the fish being killed isn't being specifically target, isn't it just fishslaughter?
[13:10:07] <Subsentient> AndyTheAbsurd: Buzzard is going fishing.
[13:09:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> fishmurder??
[13:09:30] <Bender> karma - fishmurder: -2
[13:09:30] <aqu4> fishmurder--
[13:09:24] <Bender> karma - fishmurder: -1
[13:09:23] <Subsentient> fishmurder--
[13:09:06] <Subsentient> 100%, KKK theme song as the startup chime. :^D
[13:08:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03waveOutSetVolume
[13:08:49] <Subsentient> ... MUAHAHAHAHA: waveOutSetVolume() https://msdn.microsoft.com
[13:07:18] <Bender> karma - fishmurder: 0
[13:07:18] <cmn32480> fishmurder++
[13:07:08] * Subsentient starts writing the registry modification functions
[12:58:26] <Bender> karma - veganbating: 1
[12:58:26] <alexbst> veganbating++
[12:58:19] <Bender> karma - fishery: 1
[12:58:19] <alexbst> fishery++
[12:40:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Education Won't Necessarily Make You Richer, New Research Reveals - http://sylnt.us - I-Kant-believe-it
[12:13:33] <Bender> karma - fishmurder: -1
[12:13:33] <Subsentient> fishmurder--
[12:12:48] <Bender> karma - fishing: 21
[12:12:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
[12:11:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe that's good enough for a vacation morning. think i'll go swap lies with the other old guys down at the fishing hole.
[12:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> not bad for having a full on perl interpreter in it.
[12:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet, got testbot down to 11.6MB resident
[12:07:07] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Ahh, yeah, I suppose.
[12:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> no i mean learning to get around heuristic detection should be a good learning experience.
[12:05:39] <Subsentient> Well yeah, I mean like 50% of everything I compile for Windows is detected as malware even though it's not, so might as well give it something legitimate to bitch about.
[12:05:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> good practice
[12:04:57] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: should be what?
[12:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely should be if you want it to get past a heuristic virus scanner
[12:04:26] <Subsentient> Will probably make a video of it fucking some Windows VM's shit up though
[12:04:15] <Subsentient> (not even source)
[12:04:09] <Subsentient> Never gonna release it, it's just for theory. :^)
[12:03:56] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: It's good programming practice, and I've always wanted to write a goatse virus.
[12:01:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> why for do you this silliness?
[12:00:00] <Subsentient> It also sets the KKK theme song as your boot chime. :^D
[11:59:43] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: On Windows 7, it changes the logon background to goatse, and on all versions, your wallpaper to tubgirl.
[11:56:43] * TheMightyBuzzard shakes his head
[11:55:58] * Subsentient has written the version checking and most of the file operations facilities for longhorny
[11:55:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> see yas
[11:54:25] <cmn32480> I'm dropping in and out I'm gonna drop off, go to my meeting and see what happens when I come back in abn hour or so.
[11:54:05] <cmn32480> ok
[11:48:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. pegging your cpu on a box is not a good way to increase responsiveness.
[11:46:14] <cmn32480> if I didn't ahve the folding@home client running on that box I bet the response time woudl eb better
[11:46:01] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with a red rocket
[11:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[11:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor overloaded exec
[11:45:42] <cmn32480> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[11:45:36] * exec retroactively farts a massive fart two fingers of popplers at cmn32480
[11:45:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday cmn32480
[11:45:24] <cmn32480> and I already can't type
[11:45:24] * exec figuratively hallucinates a vial of allah snackbar with crutchy
[11:45:18] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:45:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:45:16] <cmn32480> ~gdaycrutchy
[11:45:09] * exec problematically experiences a bongload of male tears with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:45:07] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:45:05] * exec metrosexually generates a small script that substitutes a wine flute of unintended consequences for the
[11:45:02] <cmn32480> ~gday the
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[11:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, no, i spose i could write the perl to parse the json and return a printable response as a single string.
[11:22:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i don't feel like whipping out any C for the bot today. or even the perl i'd need to parse some returned json.
[11:09:54] <crutchy> mmmyyaaaaaat daaaaamon speshul
[11:09:34] <crutchy> time is speshul
[10:53:16] <chromas> Or 0 and 1
[10:53:05] <chromas> How do you know time isn't 0?
[10:52:57] <Subsentient> that'd be what I'm talking about.
[10:52:53] <Subsentient> Width, height, depth, other, then time.
[10:52:33] <Subsentient> That's why I said euclidean
[10:51:23] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: time isn't a spacial dimension.
[10:40:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing in three dimensions can move without a 4th time dimension existing.
[10:39:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's easy to visualize it. just watch something move.
[10:38:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New SMB Vulnerability "Badlock" Affects Windows and Samba; Fix to be Released April 12 - http://sylnt.us - you-have-been-warned
[10:34:58] <Subsentient> One day I'm going to try and write a 2D universe simulator, and my universe won't require death to sustain life.
[10:33:34] <Subsentient> Good movie, but they never try to visualize the 4th euclidean dimension like I had hoped.
[10:33:18] <Subsentient> Just got done watching the flatland movie.
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[10:15:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2390
[10:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:09:57] <crutchy> fsck & fdisk
[10:09:33] <crutchy> one sucks one fucks
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[09:07:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Representatives Say NSA Must End Plans to Expand Domestic Spying - http://sylnt.us - sudden-outbreak-of-common-sense
[08:43:49] <SirFinkus> don't confuse them
[08:43:43] <SirFinkus> *fscks
[08:38:41] * SirFinkus fdisks
[08:38:23] <SirFinkus> what can you do?
[08:38:20] <SirFinkus> car accident
[08:38:17] <SirFinkus> oh nevermind
[08:37:14] <SirFinkus> I was in the god damn shower
[08:36:48] <SirFinkus> for no apparent reason
[08:36:33] <SirFinkus> power out for about an hour
[08:36:28] <SirFinkus> those PSE chucklefucks
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[08:11:43] <Subsentient> :^D
[08:11:37] <crutchy> ooh tubgirl is hawt
[08:10:40] <Subsentient> The Windows startup sound will be something really nasty, and a horrible scream will randomly play from every 3-5 mins
[08:10:13] <Subsentient> And the wallpaper is tubgirl.
[08:10:09] <Subsentient> Prepare for goatse.
[08:10:06] <Subsentient> I just dug up some old source of mine for changing the Windows 7 logon screen's background.
[08:09:50] <Subsentient> hehe
[08:09:14] <crutchy> remember... the fish
[08:08:57] <crutchy> Subsentient, microsoft already beat you to it with windows 8
[08:05:53] <Subsentient> The heading comment in main.cpp :^)
[08:05:50] * chromas puts this on his résumé
[08:05:36] <Subsentient> :^D
[08:05:31] <crutchy> wat?
[08:05:10] <Subsentient> /**Longhorny gag malware, 2016 Subsentient, all rights reserved. Credits to chromas for the name.
[08:04:53] <Subsentient> */
[08:04:51] <Subsentient> * destroy user data.
[08:04:49] <Subsentient> * on the original computer it is executed upon. This software contains no code to
[08:04:48] <Subsentient> * This software does not self-reproduce outside of maintaining the infection
[08:04:47] <Subsentient> * affected operating systems to something deliberately disgusting.
[08:04:47] <Subsentient> * but rather to serve as a benign prank to change the appearance and behaviour of
[08:04:47] <Subsentient> * This software is not designed to cause permanent damage to any system or data,
[07:54:24] <Subsentient> Generates a nice header file I can include that contains my data files. :^)
[07:53:51] * Subsentient has completed the 'resource file compiler'
[07:10:01] <Subsentient> lol
[07:08:14] <chromas> kinda surprised the dept isn't "Vewy-Vewy"
[07:07:49] <chromas> turns out, it's Subsentient's Windows virus that somehow got loose and was transported into pre-history
[07:06:55] <Subsentient> The fucktards want to recreate this ancient virus that hit humanity so long ago that it got embedded in our DNA.
[07:06:35] <Subsentient> Yeah, that one is terrifying.
[07:06:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ancient Virus Found Hibernating in the Human Genome—and It Might Wake Up - http://sylnt.us - Shhh-Be-Very-Very-Quiet!
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[06:25:56] <chromas> :(
[06:25:47] <chromas> Bender: s/-o.*/problematic/
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[05:35:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Snuffs Out AI Twitter Bot After Offensive Tweets - http://sylnt.us - truth-is-online
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[04:45:58] <takyon> later
[04:34:43] <takyon> it really would
[04:33:16] <SirFinkus> I could apply to be an editor, but then the joke would be on me
[04:31:31] <takyon> for you
[04:31:08] <SirFinkus> oooh, secret soylentdank
[04:30:27] <NetCraft> ^ 03Error
[04:30:26] <takyon> contains about 10% of the content and it's already long (only visible to eds): https://soylentnews.org
[04:24:07] <takyon> that's perfect
[04:24:04] <takyon> I didn't realize the UN General Assembly Special Session started on April 19th
[04:23:57] <takyon> oh man
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[04:19:30] <takyon> I'm going to slap some groundwork down now, to get rid of a few tabs.
[04:10:56] <takyon> which will be a year in review mainly, as well as a preview of what's to come - particularly 2016 ballot initiatives
[04:10:42] * Deucalion looks forward to it :/
[04:10:38] <chromas> you've collected 4 of 20
[04:10:30] <chromas> 4
[04:10:18] <takyon> I've already collected 3-4 of the likely 20+ articles I'll be putting in the 4/20 post
[04:10:02] <chromas> Also rad, hip, sweet, bad and bitchin'
[04:09:37] <chromas> Pretty cool, huh
[04:09:22] <Deucalion> "dank" to me was until now a word associated with damp, cold, mouldy cellars and the like.... so glad it has another meaning now
[04:07:56] <takyon> get with the dank memes Duecalion
[04:07:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN article: 4/20: StonerNews is People 04(64 comments)
[04:07:48] <takyon> here's my article from last year: https://soylentnews.org
[04:07:29] <Deucalion> Oh wow - new definition of "dank" to me.....
[04:07:24] <chromas> 1 is also vertical
[04:07:20] <chromas> From 0 to 1
[04:07:17] <takyon> not sure if it will be as long as last year's, but it will be a huge info dump
[04:07:12] <SirFinkus> the trend is a vertical line
[04:07:04] <SirFinkus> we've had a huge increase in people climbing up and staying in trees over the past year too
[04:07:03] <takyon> get ready for my 4/20 post this year
[04:06:32] * chromas offers up a sponge
[04:06:25] <chromas> I thought Seattle was always dank
[04:05:53] <SirFinkus> it's now dank as fuck here
[04:05:48] <SirFinkus> I will say there has been a marked increase in dankness in washington
[04:05:22] <SirFinkus> REPRESENT
[04:04:49] <takyon> In the meantime, a handful of countries have experimented with alternative approaches. Portugal famously decriminalized all drugs in 2001, while Switzerland has pioneered the policy of heroin prescription, and Washington and Colorado have legalized the sale of marijuana for recreational purposes. So far, all of those schemes have, by and large, proved successful in minimizing harm and boosting local economies.
[04:04:44] <chromas> Better than unmodified maggots?
[04:03:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Modified Maggots Could Help Human Wound Healing - http://sylnt.us - better-than-leeches?
[04:03:27] <Deucalion> By removing 25% of drugs from being illicit?
[04:03:25] <chromas> It was a noble cause. Get rid of supply and the demand goes with it
[04:02:44] <takyon> 5 percent by 2050."
[04:02:44] <takyon> "Next month, the 193 member states of the United Nations will meet to talk about drugs. The last time this happened, in 1998, the summit ended with a distinctly utopian ambition: the total eradication of all drugs from the entire world. "A drug-free world—we can do it!" the summit declared. Eighteen years later, narcotics are still as popular as ever, with the UN estimating that the global number of illicit drug users will increase 2
[04:02:25] <chromas> from the sure… dept
[04:02:05] <NetCraft> ^ 03This UN Summit Could Finally End the War on Drugs | VICE | United States
[04:02:04] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[03:59:57] <takyon> article has some cool pics
[03:59:51] <takyon> I doubt it
[03:59:51] <Deucalion> good for him?
[03:59:25] <NetCraft> ^ 03George R. R. Martin Spent $3.5 Million to Make This Sci-Fi Art Utopia a Reality | VICE | United States
[03:59:24] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
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[03:58:53] <Deucalion> Is it just me or is ElReg going ever more low brow since they had the recent author shake up? Probably just me.
[03:57:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03Cosmic bonks, breakups led to birth of Saturn's moons as dinos died out • The Register
[03:57:20] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:56:29] <takyon> it was a boring day for news
[03:56:09] <takyon> maybe I will submit something
[03:56:04] <takyon> dunno
[03:55:55] <Bender> Added quote 703
[03:55:55] <chromas> Bender: grab Deucalion
[03:55:29] <Deucalion> sup takyon? I got distracted by the recursion of being able to grab myself I guess ~shrug~
[03:54:29] <takyon> Deuc Grabem
[03:53:26] <Bender> Added quote 702
[03:53:26] <Deucalion> !grab Deucalion
[03:53:23] <Deucalion> There's something disturbingly right about grabbing your own quotes.... I am losing it!!
[03:51:47] <Bender> Added quote 701
[03:51:47] <Deucalion> !grab Deucalion
[03:51:45] <Deucalion> I.. I... I think I'm losing my mind!
[03:51:10] <Bender> Added quote 700
[03:51:10] <Deucalion> !grab Deucalion
[03:50:47] <Deucalion> Too late....!
[03:50:12] <Bender> Added quote 699
[03:50:12] <Deucalion> !grab chromas
[03:33:23] <chromas> do it
[03:33:17] <SirFinkus> fuck you, I'm stealing that
[03:33:06] <chromas> "I came for this comment"
[03:32:53] <SirFinkus> but one of them fucking DELIVERS
[03:32:48] <SirFinkus> few comments on the semen story
[03:32:42] <SirFinkus> oh god
[03:26:44] <Bytram|away> ta ta for now
[03:26:40] <Bytram|away> yeppers!
[03:26:38] * exec faithfully hurls a caravan of 🍆 at gents
[03:26:35] <crutchy> ~g'night gents
[03:26:35] <cmn32480> that's a new one!
[03:26:18] * exec dexterously crossbreeds a pair of chocolate chips with crutchy
[03:26:17] * exec implicitly runs the Installshield Wizard to set up +1 mace of splodge for all!
[03:26:12] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[03:26:12] <Bytram|away> ~gnight all!
[03:26:05] * exec diabolically hallucinates an assfull of red cordial with Bytram|away
[03:26:02] <Bytram|away> g'night all!
[03:26:02] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytram|away
[03:25:54] <cmn32480> ~gngiht Bytram|away
[03:25:49] <Bytram|away> we have stories queued up until Noon UTC for tomorrow, so that gives us some breathing room.
[03:25:06] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:25:02] <Bytram> k
[03:24:59] <cmn32480> think porno music
[03:24:58] * Bytram needs some sleep, too
[03:24:54] <cmn32480> yep
[03:24:53] <Bytram> don't worry about it.
[03:24:49] <Bytram> yep, that didn't help.
[03:24:27] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03brown chicken brown cow: A farm joke thats said in the bow chicka bow wow
[03:24:25] <cmn32480> ~define brown chicken brown cow
[03:24:22] <Bytram> nograb
[03:24:18] <Bytram> if it's that hard, don't explain... just go to bed!
[03:24:00] <crutchy> happy birthday mate!
[03:24:00] * Bytram is unsure if cmn32480 noticed the intended distinction between going to bed and going to sleep
[03:23:54] <cmn32480> yes sir
[03:23:51] <cmn32480> how do I explain this joke
[03:23:48] <crutchy> is it your birthday cmn32480?
[03:23:39] <Bytram> huh?
[03:23:26] <cmn32480> brown chicken brown cow
[03:23:17] <Bytram> (you can catch up on your sleep, later. ;)
[03:23:17] <cmn32480> yes dad
[03:23:11] <cmn32480> lol
[03:23:05] <Bytram> cmn32480: glad they were excellent... now finish celebrating your birthday by getting to bed at a reasonable hour!
[03:22:55] <cmn32480> retail blows
[03:22:45] <crutchy> Bytram, oh dude that's some fucked hours mate
[03:22:42] <cmn32480> tomorrow, regfular work, then paint the old section of the office
[03:22:22] <cmn32480> and cherry pie
[03:22:20] <Bytram> tmrw: 12:15p - 9:15p and sat: 9:45a-6:45p, but I *do* have sunday off.
[03:22:18] <crutchy> ew shrimp
[03:22:07] <crutchy> shitty busy month
[03:22:07] <cmn32480> and the wife brought home cooked marinated shrimp
[03:22:00] <crutchy> i could have worked, but i needed a break
[03:21:55] <cmn32480> steak... w/ asparagus, and broccoli
[03:21:38] * cmn32480 works... regular shift
[03:21:36] <crutchy> steak in pie
[03:21:28] <cmn32480> steak and pie were excellent
[03:21:23] * Bytram works; late shift :(
[03:21:22] <cmn32480> booooooooooo
[03:21:12] <crutchy> day off woohoo!
[03:21:07] <Bytram> cmn32480: btw, how was the steak and pie?
[03:21:06] <crutchy> good friday here
[03:20:53] <cmn32480> crutchy - shoud;nt you be going to work
[03:20:42] <cmn32480> bedtime gents
[03:19:24] <NetCraft> ^ 03Moxy Früvous - Lowest Highest Point - YouTube
[03:19:24] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[03:19:19] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: List of U.S. states by elevation
[03:19:18] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:19:11] <Bytram> hmm, and both of those are higher than Florida at 345 feet
[03:18:43] <Bytram> actually, District of Columbia has max elev of 409 feet which is less than Delaware at 447 ft
[03:17:46] <Bytram> ISTR that a 10m rise in water levels would basically inundate pretty much all of Florida
[03:17:23] <Bytram> nod nod
[03:17:10] <cmn32480> Delaware has the lowest highest point
[03:16:49] <Bytram> max elevationin florida is 345 feet.
[03:16:39] <Bytram> ROFL!!
[03:16:03] <cmn32480> the mid west... where you can see the "Exiting Nebraska" sign from the "Entering Nebraska" sign
[03:14:45] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Mount Washington (New Hampshire
[03:14:44] * Bytram has been to the top of Mount Washington in New Hampshire (Home of the 'worst weather in the world') https://en.wikipedia.org(New_Hampshire)
[03:11:48] * crutchy is in glen canyon area now
[03:11:33] <crutchy> utah looks interesting
[03:11:26] <Bytram> break time; biab
[03:11:12] * Bytram can't remember if he summited or not.
[03:10:52] <Bytram> will be seeing him in a few days... need to find out more about his trip
[03:10:49] <crutchy> kudos to him
[03:10:41] <crutchy> even though its probably getting easier with new equipment its still likely very dangerous
[03:10:38] <Bytram> yep
[03:10:10] <crutchy> wow
[03:09:58] * Bytram notes his BiL climbed Everest a year or two ago
[03:09:56] * crutchy wanders his google maps back over to the US mid west
[03:09:33] <Bytram> nodnod
[03:09:22] <cmn32480> I think
[03:09:19] <cmn32480> sits on the border
[03:09:19] <Bytram> so long as you stay away from the Appalachian mountain range
[03:09:13] <crutchy> oh lol its in both
[03:09:04] <crutchy> *page
[03:09:00] <crutchy> that wikipedia pays says its in china
[03:08:53] <crutchy> i thought everest was in nepal?
[03:07:49] <cmn32480> the east coast reasonably so
[03:07:42] <cmn32480> the mid west is flat
[03:06:50] <crutchy> its a pretty flat country really
[03:06:31] <Bytram> says Mount Kosciuszko is 2228 m
[03:06:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: List of elevation extremes by country
[03:06:03] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:05:54] <crutchy> apparently australia has claimed a big chunk of antarctica too. there might be some decent mountains there
[03:05:23] <crutchy> lol
[03:04:55] <NetCraft> ^ 03Australia?s Highest Elevation » Twelve Mile Circle » maps, geography, travel
[03:04:53] <Bytram> http://www.howderfamily.com
[03:04:39] <cmn32480> the air gets THIN
[03:04:39] <crutchy> derp. i mean 2.2
[03:04:27] <crutchy> mt kosciuszko is 2.9 km as the highest
[03:03:59] <crutchy> i don't think there's anything near that high in all of australia
[03:03:15] <cmn32480> i pulled the pic off the web, but I have actually hiked that trail
[03:03:04] <crutchy> yeah that's a mountain :p
[03:03:00] <crutchy> ah
[03:02:56] <crutchy> mt feathertop is a nice walk
[03:02:56] <cmn32480> the picture above is on one about 3.8km tall
[03:02:27] <crutchy> there's a mountain that's about 1.9km high, but probably most are a bit lower
[03:02:22] <cmn32480> get into Colorado and the Rockies, you get inot stuff that is 4.5km tall or better
[03:01:40] <cmn32480> on the east coast
[03:01:32] <cmn32480> stuff here tos out at about 1.6km high
[03:01:25] <crutchy> part of the great dividing range that runs along the east coast of aus
[03:01:06] <crutchy> i dunno if the mountains near me are that great compared to there, but i can see snow on them in winter
[03:00:31] <cmn32480> we have hills here... need to go that thousand miles to get real mountains
[03:00:17] <cmn32480> ahhhh
[03:00:09] <crutchy> cmn32480, yeah i don't mind a bit of mountain hiking. there's lots of that near me though so i just take that for granted :p
[02:59:35] <crutchy> dunno how to describe. feels very peaceful
[02:59:33] <cmn32480> more my style: http://backpackersblaze.blogs.theledger.com
[02:59:28] <Bytram> ;)
[02:59:23] <Bytram> only if you are abel
[02:59:12] <SirFinkus> remember to aim for the cain toads
[02:58:54] <crutchy> i've never seen a clearer sky than at night driving on the newell highway. the stuart hwy would be just as awesome
[02:58:21] <SirFinkus> I know what it's like
[02:58:17] <SirFinkus> I've seen mad max
[02:58:14] <SirFinkus> of the wasteland?
[02:57:58] <crutchy> nah i wanna drive. otherwise you miss the best parts
[02:57:36] <Bytram> what about flights?
[02:57:31] <NetCraft> ^ 03302 Moved ( https://www.google.com.au )
[02:57:30] <crutchy> this kinda open space is what i like: https://www.google.com.au!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sR1dGgwAV5ywBAQhRr73RhA!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DR1dGgwAV5ywBAQhRr73RhA%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D79.87%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en
[02:57:16] <Bytram> nip and a paddle?
[02:57:03] <cmn32480> nap and a piddle
[02:56:34] <crutchy> probably will need a stop over in adelaide
[02:56:24] <crutchy> google says about 18 hrs
[02:56:15] <cmn32480> 14-15 hours
[02:56:15] <crutchy> bit of a hike yeah
[02:55:25] <cmn32480> that's a long drive
[02:54:51] <crutchy> google says 1730 km
[02:54:06] <cmn32480> how far?
[02:53:58] <crutchy> i wouldn't have driven to SA in the old car
[02:53:41] <cmn32480> you are the one who boght the new car
[02:53:28] <crutchy> depends on the financial situation in september
[02:53:13] <crutchy> not sure if i'll get there this year
[02:53:04] * crutchy is looking forward to a holiday in south australia
[02:52:42] <NetCraft> ^ 03Dixie Chicks - Wide Open Spaces - YouTube
[02:52:40] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[02:52:07] <cmn32480> the Dixie Chicks aren't bad.. but I prefer Shania Twain
[02:51:54] * crutchy likes wide open spaces
[02:51:45] <cmn32480> I ahve a buddy who lost 2 years of his life there
[02:51:44] <crutchy> kinda like the aussie outback
[02:51:35] <cmn32480> yes
[02:50:19] <crutchy> it looks like a place i could get easily lost in
[02:49:51] <cmn32480> it's a big empty square with a couple shitholes instead of actual towns
[02:48:55] <crutchy> *wyoming
[02:48:44] * crutchy likes the shape of myoming
[02:38:29] <SirFinkus> why even wipe?
[02:37:27] <cmn32480> but I like the dept line...
[02:37:15] <NetCraft> ^ 03Moral Orel: "Sacrifice" - Clay's monologue - YouTube
[02:37:13] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:36:21] <SirFinkus> checking their belly buttons for infection
[02:35:45] <Bytram> nah, given the typical behaviors of basement dwellers, instead of 'mature', I'd suggest 'ripe'
[02:35:05] <SirFinkus> ...mature?
[02:35:03] <SirFinkus> is it possible that the SN community is...
[02:34:55] <SirFinkus> is it possible, and I know this is a horrifying concept
[02:34:44] <SirFinkus> is it possible, and I know this is a long shot
[02:33:05] <SirFinkus> shocked that the semen story doesn't have more comments
[02:32:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Harmful Bacteria May Hide in Semen - http://sylnt.us - the-wifey-always-told-me-it-was-poison
[02:29:24] <crutchy> i think caching is the main argument of proponents of shared libs
[02:28:35] <Bytram> sure, it also cuts down on the amount of bandwidth that your own site must support, but is it worth the savings?
[02:27:50] <Bytram> actually, there's some hocus pocus by ThePowersThatBe[Greedy] that encourage sites to refer to, say, google's copy so that it is more likely to already be in their cache
[02:27:49] <crutchy> even css is linked nowadays
[02:27:15] <chromas> by having everyone refer to the same copy, the browser cache hides the fact that it's a giant lib
[02:27:09] <cmn32480> mostly them PHP guys
[02:26:45] <crutchy> yup
[02:26:40] <cmn32480> Y
[02:26:38] <cmn32480> Z
[02:26:37] <cmn32480> A
[02:26:36] <cmn32480> L
[02:26:33] <cmn32480> I can explain this in 4 letters
[02:26:30] <crutchy> the web is borken
[02:26:24] <crutchy> beats me
[02:26:11] <Bytram> besides, why in the world would I want to tell, say, jquery every time one of my users loads a page, and give them the IP address, too?
[02:26:06] <crutchy> web devs *should* make a local copy
[02:26:01] * exec covertly pours a sac of adhesive medical strips for knuckleheads
[02:25:59] <cmn32480> ~gday knuckleheads
[02:25:33] <crutchy> yup. pretty much
[02:25:32] <Bytram> copy it local, give it a version number, and refer to THAT copy.
[02:25:13] <Bytram> Dumb.
[02:25:12] <Bytram> ??
[02:25:10] <Bytram> oh, so I have a sight that references *their* copy, and they change *their* copy, and *my* code could/would break.
[02:24:22] <crutchy> jquery encourages linking to their latest though, which is begging for grief
[02:23:34] <Bytram> IF you depend on code for your stuff to work, be absolutely certain that you have a LOCAL COPY and refer to THAT one in your code.
[02:22:42] <crutchy> too many websites link to it too
[02:22:35] <crutchy> i think jquery will 'break the internet' one day
[02:19:47] <crutchy> you been stuck in work land?
[02:19:35] <Bytram> mebee to you, iz newz to me
[02:19:21] <crutchy> bah that's old news Bytram :p
[02:17:57] <NetCraft> ^ 03Rage-quit: Coder unpublished 17 lines of JavaScript and “broke the Internet” | Ars Technica
[02:17:56] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[02:17:55] <Bytram> here's a more impacting 'oops':
[02:17:32] <crutchy> :D
[02:16:34] <Bytram> Oh? Oh. Oooooops. My bad.
[02:16:11] <exec> http://www.google.com
[02:16:09] <exec> 735.30
[02:16:07] <crutchy> ~nyse goog
[02:15:34] <exec> http://www.google.com
[02:15:32] <exec> 105.67
[02:15:31] <crutchy> ~nyse aapl
[02:09:16] <exec> [google] www.nasdaq.com/symbol/googl
[02:09:14] <Bytram> ~g nasdaq:googl
[02:09:12] <exec> [google] www.nasdaq.com/symbol/goog
[02:09:10] <Bytram> ~g nasdaq:goog
[02:08:51] <Bytram> ~nasdaq goog
[02:07:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03AAPL - Apple Stock quote - CNNMoney.com
[02:07:27] <Bytram> http://money.cnn.com
[02:07:10] <NetCraft> ^ 03AAPL Stock Price News - Apple Inc. - Wall Street Journal
[02:07:08] <Bytram> http://quotes.wsj.com
[02:06:40] <NetCraft> ^ 03AAPL stock quote - Apple Inc. Common Stock price - NASDAQ.com
[02:06:39] <Bytram> http://www.nasdaq.com
[02:06:11] <Bytram> ~nasdaq aapl
[02:06:04] <exec> [google] www.google.com/finance?cid=22144
[02:06:02] <Bytram> ~g nasdaq:aapl
[02:05:55] <Bytram> =)
[02:05:51] <NetCraft> ^ 03Apple Inc.: NASDAQ:AAPL quotes news - Google Finance
[02:05:50] <Bytram> http://www.google.com
[02:05:27] <Bytram> hmmm?
[02:05:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03APPELL PETROLEUM COM USD0.01: OTCMKTS:APPL quotes news - Google Finance
[02:05:21] <Bytram> http://www.google.com
[02:05:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03APPELL PETROLEUM COM USD0.01: OTCMKTS:APPL quotes news - Google Finance
[02:05:03] <Bytram> http://www.google.com
[02:02:18] <exec> [google] www.google.com/finance?cid=22144
[02:02:16] <Bytram> ~g nasdaq:appl
[02:02:04] <Bytram> :(
[02:01:58] <Bytram> ~nasdaq appl
[02:01:53] <Bytram> noice!
[02:01:49] <exec> http://www.google.com
[02:01:47] <exec> 43.48
[02:01:45] <Bytram> ~nyse m
[02:01:32] <exec> http://www.google.com
[02:01:30] <exec> 39.43
[02:01:28] <cmn32480> ~nyse A
[02:01:21] <exec> [google] www.google.com/finance?cid=663860
[02:01:19] <Bytram> ~g nyse:A
[02:00:47] <NetCraft> ^ 03Netflix Throttles Its Videos on ATT, Verizon Phones--2nd Update - NASDAQ.com
[02:00:46] <Bytram> http://www.nasdaq.com
[02:00:45] <Bytram> ^^^ is paywalled, but... this is not:
[02:00:32] <NetCraft> ^ 03Netflix Throttles Its Videos on ATT, Verizon Networks - WSJ
[02:00:31] <Bytram> http://www.wsj.com
[01:47:06] * exec metrosexually bitchslaps yo mama of Jesus' Cheeses with crutchy
[01:47:04] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
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[00:56:08] <crutchy> coffee++
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