#Soylent | Logs for 2016-03-23

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[00:00:19] <SirFinkus> aww, he's taking the slow way down
[00:02:14] <Ethanol-fueled> What do you mean?
[00:02:20] <Ethanol-fueled> (shitty connection now, can't see stream)
[00:02:42] <SirFinkus> a guy in downtown seattle climbed to the top of an 80 foot tree
[00:02:56] <SirFinkus> he's got traffic shut down, and he's been waving his junk at reporters
[00:03:02] <SirFinkus> been up there since 11:30
[00:03:17] <SirFinkus> throwing shit at cops, pedestrians, and firemen
[00:03:29] <SirFinkus> demanding cigarettes
[00:03:35] <SirFinkus> looks like he's climbing down now
[00:04:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Ahhh, weak
[00:04:33] <SirFinkus> was hoping he'd do a flip
[00:04:52] <SirFinkus> CLIMBING BACK UP
[00:04:56] <SirFinkus> WHAT A HERO
[00:05:35] <SirFinkus> one of the guys working for fox was jealous of komo's helicopter shot, but his colleague said it was ok, because they'll have a better shot if he falls
[00:05:43] <SirFinkus> actual conversation overheard
[00:11:16] <SirFinkus> /me waits for the "war on christmas" angle
[00:11:21] <SirFinkus> huh
[00:11:31] * SirFinkus waits for the "war on christmas" angle
[00:11:51] <SirFinkus> worked that time, must have put a space in
[00:12:07] <SirFinkus> they should either leave him, or shoot pepperballs at him
[00:13:58] <SirFinkus> pissing down rain right now
[00:14:01] <SirFinkus> probably freezing
[00:16:45] <SirFinkus> lol the cops got donuts
[00:22:26] <SirFinkus> http://tunein.com
[00:22:27] <NetCraft> ^ 03Seattle Police, Fire and EMS - Seattle, WA - Listen Online
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[00:54:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meet The U.K.'s Cutting-Edge Research Vessel ... Boaty McBoatface? - http://sylnt.us - lighter-side-of-the-internet
[00:55:21] <cmn32480> ~gday knuckleheads
[00:55:23] * exec brazenly scissors a DD cup of bling blong for knuckleheads
[00:55:35] <SirFinkus> oi fuck off
[00:55:41] * SirFinkus throws an apple at cmn32480
[00:56:13] * cmn32480 laughs as Sirfinkus' apple falls short from his crippled hand
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[01:09:05] <cmn32480> so what's got yer panties in a bunch tonight SirFInkus? The guitar final? Or the guy in the tree?
[01:09:22] <SirFinkus> nothing really, pretty good day
[01:09:29] <SirFinkus> guy in the tree is just entertainment
[01:09:47] <SirFinkus> the guitar final is nbd, I'm just pissed that I bombed it
[01:09:52] <cmn32480> and I see from the backscroll, he is waving his junk around
[01:09:59] <SirFinkus> personally I didn't do as well as I wanted to
[01:10:09] <SirFinkus> but I'll probably get a good grade
[01:10:24] <SirFinkus> first time performing in "public" so I forgot half the shit
[01:10:26] <cmn32480> well... that's a plus
[01:10:40] <cmn32480> the good grade.. not the stage fright
[01:11:13] * cmn32480 is remotely upgrading the firewall at the office..
[01:11:21] <SirFinkus> probably pretty normal, I shouldn't have switched my song as the last moment
[01:11:21] <cmn32480> this couldn't POSSIBLY go wrong!
[01:12:21] * SirFinkus wanted to be ambitious
[01:12:51] <SirFinkus> let that be a lesson to people: never try
[01:13:11] <cmn32480> how else woudl we learn to try adn punch God in the face?
[01:13:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Playing in front of others is like public speaking - harder than it looks.
[01:13:58] <SirFinkus> I was feeling fairly confident going in
[01:13:59] <cmn32480> hell yes
[01:14:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Playing with yourself in front of others is always easy because you can laugh maniacally for extra mana
[01:14:13] <SirFinkus> I didn't have it 100%, but I was at like, 90%
[01:14:24] <Ethanol-fueled> No big deal then.
[01:14:32] <cmn32480> I'm sure it was good.
[01:14:32] <SirFinkus> actually doing it, I did about 60%
[01:14:45] <Ethanol-fueled> No sense cringing over the memories of it at random times
[01:14:50] <cmn32480> if it was complete shit... you would probably say so
[01:14:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha
[01:14:58] <SirFinkus> part of the problem is that I practiced it playing with the song
[01:15:01] <SirFinkus> oh, it was complete shit
[01:15:08] <SirFinkus> I assure you
[01:15:18] <cmn32480> ~shit
[01:15:19] <exec> 05💩
[01:15:31] <cmn32480> ~💩
[01:15:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Guitar class is gay anyway
[01:15:39] <cmn32480> hmmm
[01:15:40] <Gravis> takyon: you are wrong! https://soylentnews.org
[01:15:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[01:15:44] <cmn32480> that must be a crutchy only
[01:15:51] <Ethanol-fueled> I bet it was full of Mexicans playing La Bamba and Stand by Me
[01:15:55] <cmn32480> gravis: we dont care!
[01:16:03] <cmn32480> and stirway
[01:16:23] <SirFinkus> lol, stand by me was actually an example song we learned
[01:16:25] <Gravis> cmn32480: which is why i was speaking to takyon
[01:16:27] <SirFinkus> but nobody played it
[01:16:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Being able to play Stairway (sans solo) all the way through is the official test of mediocrity
[01:16:49] <Ethanol-fueled> that or Metallics's "Nothing Else Matters"
[01:16:49] <SirFinkus> no la bomba either
[01:16:50] <cmn32480> restart mail server in 3.....2......1......
[01:16:53] <cmn32480> BOOM!
[01:17:34] <cmn32480> do it in the comments... IRC is not for serious matters. Only for talking 💩
[01:17:41] <cmn32480> ~gday gravis!
[01:17:43] * exec buttmagically terrorizes a mighty bundle of gold nuggets with gravis!
[01:17:47] <SirFinkus> I'm always serious
[01:17:57] <Gravis> ~cowsay eat shit and die
[01:17:59] <exec> __________________
[01:17:59] <exec> < eat shit and die >
[01:17:59] <exec> ------------------
[01:17:59] <exec> \ ^__^
[01:17:59] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[01:18:00] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[01:18:01] <exec> ||----w |
[01:18:02] <exec> || ||
[01:18:05] <cmn32480> that balances Ethanol-fueled, who is never serious
[01:18:09] <Gravis> Boaty McBoatface
[01:18:13] <cmn32480> lol
[01:18:31] <Ethanol-fueled> ~cowsay I am waiting for that Scandinavian woman to suck me off again. *snort*
[01:18:32] <exec> _____________________________________
[01:18:33] <exec> / I am waiting for that Scandinavian \
[01:18:33] <exec> \ woman to suck me off again. *snort* /
[01:18:33] <exec> -------------------------------------
[01:18:33] <exec> \ ^__^
[01:18:34] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[01:18:35] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[01:18:36] <exec> ||----w |
[01:18:36] <exec> || ||
[01:18:45] <cmn32480> ~gday >beverage Boaty McBoatface
[01:18:47] <exec> added to beverages
[01:18:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Awwww, yiss!
[01:18:51] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy++
[01:18:51] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 201
[01:18:58] <SirFinkus> http://komonews.com
[01:18:58] <NetCraft> ^ 03Agitated man climbs atop 80-foot tree in downtown Seattle | News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO
[01:19:10] <cmn32480> the Boaty MCboatface thing is funny
[01:19:21] <cmn32480> not hysterical rolling on the floor
[01:19:31] <cmn32480> but crack a smile and laugh a little
[01:21:26] * cmn32480 clicks reboot on the firewall at work and hopes for the best....
[01:21:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Allright, time to bail.
[01:21:36] <Ethanol-fueled> ALLAHU AKHBAR! AlI-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li!
[01:21:38] <SirFinkus> you a farmer?
[01:21:46] <SirFinkus> fucking baling hay or something
[01:21:46] * Ethanol-fueled suicide bombs cmn's firewall
[01:21:51] * SirFinkus snickers
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[01:21:56] <cmn32480> I probably did that without your help
[01:22:23] <cmn32480> his Boaty McBoatface has a hole in it
[01:24:02] <cmn32480> exec shoudl dump here any second
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[01:26:34] <cmn32480> scandanavian chick done already?
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[01:26:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Might as well chill for a few while the Veet removes thehair from my taint.
[01:26:53] <SirFinkus> Ethanol-fueled is a quick fuck
[01:27:22] <SirFinkus> Prostitutes Love Him! One neat trick etc etc
[01:27:25] * Ethanol-fueled is chatting with you all naked and standing in the kiba-dachi
[01:27:43] <chromas> pics or it didn't happen
[01:28:35] <Ethanol-fueled> No, that's gross. It's like how Odo doesn't like people looking at him in his liquid state
[01:28:59] <cmn32480> extra points for the DS9 reference
[01:29:03] <cmn32480> Ethanol-fueled++
[01:29:34] <Ethanol-fueled> ask me any question about TNG and I can answer it now, without Google.
[01:29:58] <SirFinkus> did picard and beverly ever fuck?
[01:30:06] <SirFinkus> canonically
[01:30:07] <Ethanol-fueled> No.
[01:30:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Nope.
[01:30:16] <cmn32480> was the episode with the bugs that crawled into their moths and had the little pointy thing sticking out their neck as skeevy as I remember it being?
[01:30:19] <Ethanol-fueled> They did have some heavy flirting in naked now
[01:30:35] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, teh part wtih the guy's head 'sploding in the end was pretty cool
[01:30:39] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define skeevy
[01:30:53] <cmn32480> exec is behind the firewall I jsut rebooted
[01:31:27] <cmn32480> I am hoping that she comes back up
[01:32:05] <SirFinkus> was picard's hatred of children an overcompensation for his tendencies towards pedophillia?
[01:32:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, no, Piccard just hates bullshit, and kids are all tedious bullshit
[01:32:28] <SirFinkus> did data have a penis?
[01:32:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes, he was "fully functional/"
[01:33:09] * cmn32480 is starting to get worried....
[01:33:23] <SirFinkus> that data had a penis?
[01:33:30] <cmn32480> that the firewall ain't back up yet
[01:33:31] <SirFinkus> I find the idea oddly comforting
[01:33:52] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAH
[01:34:01] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn took Data through the backm, after data had convinced cmn that he was a "she"
[01:34:09] <Ethanol-fueled> and only found out now.
[01:34:43] <Gravis> <SirFinkus> did data have a penis?
[01:34:43] <Gravis> SirFinkus: yes
[01:34:43] <Ethanol-fueled> data can change his voice to sound like a woman, like HAL in Futurama
[01:35:15] <chromas> slow down there, Gravis, let ef have a crack at it
[01:35:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Allright, fellas, time to leave. have fun!
[01:35:22] <cmn32480> see ya EDF
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[01:35:32] <SirFinkus> I was asking for a friend...
[01:35:35] <SirFinkus> yes, a friend
[01:35:38] <SirFinkus> ...
[01:36:00] <chromas> for your anthro class
[01:36:00] <cmn32480> https://www.google.com
[01:36:10] <chromas> wanting to know if androids are oppressors
[01:36:14] <cmn32480> http://star-trek.answers.wikia.com
[01:36:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Does data have a penis? - Star Trek Answers - Wikia
[01:36:16] <SirFinkus> I'm done with that shit
[01:36:43] <chromas> Did you win?
[01:36:50] <SirFinkus> FUCKING NERDS
[01:36:53] <SirFinkus> idk yet
[01:36:58] <cmn32480> I googled
[01:37:01] <cmn32480> it wasn't that hard
[01:37:04] <SirFinkus> NERDS
[01:37:37] <cmn32480> but if it was hard... you'd know Data had a penis... it woudl have stuck out from that skin tight uniform
[01:37:41] <cmn32480> nogrba
[01:38:02] <Gravis> chromas: didn't realize EF was involved. i have him on ignore because he's not worth my time
[01:38:24] <cmn32480> shit... it has been 17 minutes...
[01:38:40] <SirFinkus> the value of my time is at an all time low
[01:38:54] <SirFinkus> so it's worth it indulging him
[01:39:21] <cmn32480> EF is an interesting character when sober
[01:39:30] <Gravis> not really
[01:39:35] * chromas forgot that /ignore was a thing; /me ignores it
[01:40:26] <Gravis> cmn32480: EF is just a fool and he proves it regularly.
[01:41:10] <cmn32480> firewall ahs to be up
[01:41:14] <cmn32480> Outlook connected
[01:41:19] <cmn32480> VPN, not so much
[01:41:41] <cmn32480> RDP connects... WTF?
[01:43:06] <chromas> does the bot know it lost the connection?
[01:43:15] <chromas> does it know it needs to restart?
[01:43:33] <cmn32480> dunno... and no it doenst' reconnect automatically
[01:44:01] <cmn32480> don't think that ever got written in
[01:55:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 27% of US Office Workers Would Sell Their Passwords - http://sylnt.us - don't-sell-the-combination-ot-the-air-shield
[01:55:49] * cmn32480 is surprised it is that low
[02:02:37] * chromas would sell a password, or even some passwords
[02:02:42] <chromas> they don't have to be mine
[02:16:09] * crutchy just voted for boaty mcboatface
[02:16:44] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:16:45] <NetCraft> ^ 03How one developer just broke Node, Babel and thousands of projects in 11 lines of JavaScript • The Register
[02:19:10] <crutchy> see that's why i don't like frameworks and other bullshit dependencies :p
[02:21:18] <takyon> nvm the fact that the code could have been downloaded and hosted yourself
[02:23:01] <cmn32480> crutchy - what're the odds of making exec try to reconnect?
[02:24:12] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.scientificamerican.com
[02:24:27] <Runaway1956> Peanuts, get your peanuts!
[02:24:28] <crutchy> i tried that ages ago, borked it and then disabled it after it took a dump all over the channel, but i could have another look. should be possible
[02:24:34] <cmn32480> exec is currently broken
[02:24:49] * Runaway1956 kicks exec
[02:24:51] <cmn32480> he'll be back in a few minutes (I think)
[02:25:04] <crutchy> haha. that's my good bot. keep em guessin :p
[02:25:05] <cmn32480> not really exec's fault
[02:25:08] <Runaway1956> Lemme get dressed for work, and maybe I'll try again
[02:25:23] <cmn32480> coudl always submit via MrPlow
[02:25:33] <cmn32480> #submit <link>
[02:25:33] <MrPlow> Syntax: #submit someurl
[02:28:00] <crutchy> hmm. maybe i should've voted for "Big Metal Floaty Thingy-thing"
[02:31:22] <Runaway1956> OK, I'll do that real quick cmn
[02:31:37] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.scientificamerican.com
[02:31:40] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[02:31:46] <Runaway1956> Thanks man
[02:32:10] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[02:32:28] <Runaway1956> What they don't mention in the article is, the old strain of peanuts turns you into a mutant Peruvian
[02:32:54] <Runaway1956> All hail our new Peruvian overlords - or something like that
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[02:34:46] <cmn32480> here he is
[02:34:51] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy!
[02:34:58] * exec abrasively flings an exchange server of rocks at crutchy!
[02:35:13] <cmn32480> ~gday Runaway1956
[02:35:15] * exec scientifically embiggens a crust of NCommander with Runaway1956
[02:35:35] * Runaway1956 notes that most exchange servers are full of rocks
[02:36:01] <cmn32480> like all MS products, Exchange has its issues.
[02:36:18] <cmn32480> but it is, overall, an excellent piece of software, dependingon the version
[02:37:18] <Runaway1956> Gotta go - have fun - and don't be "good"
[03:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel's "Tick-Tock" is Now More Like "Process-Architecture-Optimization" - http://sylnt.us - hickory-dickory-dock
[03:58:15] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:58:17] * exec single-handedly drops a toilet bowl of political correctness on #soylent
[04:18:06] <crutchy> ~g'night cmn32480
[04:18:08] * exec abrasively piles yo mama's asscrack of spitwads on cmn32480
[04:22:52] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: fix it: https://soylentnews.org
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[05:28:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Scientists Claim Development of New Superconducting Memory Architecture - http://sylnt.us - in-Russia-memory-superconducts-you
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[05:35:28] <SirFinkus> LOL he's still there
[05:35:51] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: who now
[05:36:01] <SirFinkus> http://komonews.com
[05:36:01] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03Seattle Event | News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO
[05:36:04] <SirFinkus> nearly 12 hours now
[05:38:59] <SirFinkus> lmao
[05:39:06] <SirFinkus> pheonix jones is on the scene
[06:06:25] <SirFinkus> fun fact: hillary clinton is staying only a block away apparently
[06:06:30] <SirFinkus> from the tree guy
[07:25:36] <crutchy> she's trying to convert him
[07:25:54] <crutchy> either that or she's attracted to him
[07:26:09] <crutchy> 'ooh tree hugging is soooo sexy'
[07:26:14] <SirFinkus> she?
[07:26:43] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[07:26:46] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Phoenix Jones
[07:26:47] <SirFinkus> it's this retarded shit
[07:27:38] <SirFinkus> still up there btw
[07:27:42] <SirFinkus> made a nest
[07:29:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japan Sending 331 Kg of Plutonium to the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - keep-the-spiders-away
[07:49:05] <crutchy> she being hillary
[07:49:32] <SirFinkus> oh, I got confused because hillary
[08:25:53] <SirFinkus> someone's flying a drone at hime now
[08:42:06] <crutchy> ~aur elinks
[08:42:22] <crutchy> ~aur links
[08:42:24] <exec> 02top result out of 58: cloudabi-clang [1-2]
[08:42:24] <exec> 02Symlinks for the clang toolchain for CloudABI.
[08:42:25] <exec> 02https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/cloudabi-clang/
[08:42:39] <crutchy> ~aur w3m
[08:42:41] <exec> 02top result out of 4: emacs-elscreen-w3m [0.2.2-1]
[08:42:41] <exec> 02Frame configuration management for GNU Emacs modelled after GNU Screen
[08:42:41] <exec> 02https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/emacs-elscreen-w3m/
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[09:31:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cringely, Burger Blast IBM Management On Layoffs, Business Model - http://sylnt.us - laid-off-workers-feeling-a-bit-blue
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[10:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, I'm on vacation but I'll give it a look while I coffee up for fishing.
[10:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:22:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2383
[10:23:16] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: if have haven't vacated, you are not on vacation
[10:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i left the whole state. just dropping in here for something to read while i coffee
[10:28:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird. it's where it should be and perms are right
[10:29:47] * crutchy blames obama for installing systemd which infected the file
[10:30:04] <crutchy> with w32/feminism
[10:30:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> that covers a lot of blame
[10:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, better? was a bad cache entry.
[10:35:11] <Gravis> yes
[10:35:46] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: left the state? on the run from the law? ;P
[10:36:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> chasing the fooshes
[10:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> they ain't moving in TN yet. OK is slightly warmer even if a bit breezy.
[10:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather sulphur, ok
[10:36:50] <MrPlow> Today: Clearing and windy. High 79F. Winds SSW at 20 to 30 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph. Tomorrow: Some clouds in the morning will give way to mainly sunny skies for the afternoon. High 62F. Winds NNW at 15 to 25 mph.
[10:37:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> a good apex predator knows ya gots to go where the food is
[11:02:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study: Entire Regions of USA Will Remain in a Slump Until the 2020s - http://sylnt.us - look-at-the-real-numbers
[11:18:06] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:18:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2384
[11:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:18:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2385
[11:18:32] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:18:34] * exec scientifically spews a bongload of butt butter on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:18:42] <cmn32480> everything OK?
[11:18:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah well, at least it was done scientifically
[11:18:56] <cmn32480> lol
[11:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it's too windy for really good fishing this morning.
[11:19:35] <cmn32480> but you are heading out anyway?
[11:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah. hoping the fish don't know it's too windy and bite anyway.
[11:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> playing with testbot and coffeeing up right now till my dad gets himself up and around for to go with.
[11:23:09] <cmn32480> nice way to spend a day for sure
[11:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, it'll kill a morning.
[11:26:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, he should be up any old minute. time for me to get my shat loaded up and ready to go,
[11:27:54] <cmn32480> have a good day TheMightyBuzzard
[11:27:57] <cmn32480> stay dry
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[12:38:06] <cmn32480> ~rps rsp
[12:38:08] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 2 - http://ix.io
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[13:02:17] <dyingtolive> morning all
[13:03:46] <cmn32480> ~gday dyingtolive
[13:03:48] * exec insensitively microagresses a chest of weed at dyingtolive
[13:04:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple iMessage Bug Makes It Possible to Decrypt Photos and Videos - http://sylnt.us - nothing-is-private-anymore
[13:29:17] <dyingtolive> why is it that sql is hella screwy to interact with in basically every single programming language?
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[13:37:26] <cmn32480> ~gday BadCoderFinger
[13:37:28] * exec abrasively runs the Installshield Wizard to set up a shitload of jingly keys for BadCoderFinger
[13:47:41] <Runaway1956> http://kurdishdailynews.org
[13:47:42] <NetCraft> ^ 03Europeans ignored danger, criticised Israel instead: minister ? KURDISH DAILY NEWS
[13:52:30] <cmn32480> ~gday Runaway1956
[13:52:32] * exec proverbially cyberbullies wide load of coffee at Runaway1956
[13:52:58] <BadCoderFinger> Hey cmn32480, how are you? Hope you're not travelling to Denver today, it's a blizzard here.
[13:53:10] <cmn32480> that's next week actually
[13:53:38] <cmn32480> I'll be in Pueblo wed-Fri next week
[13:53:56] <BadCoderFinger> Nice, hopefully pretty mild weather by then.
[13:54:01] <cmn32480> and you can keep your blizzard. I'll take my 61 an slightly overcast thankyouverymuch
[13:54:25] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, I'm kinda ready for spring to spring.
[13:54:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> Weather here is 69F and sunny
[13:54:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> This time of year is great in Florida
[13:55:24] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, I've lived down there. I did like the weather, mostly.
[13:55:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's during the summer when it's 90F and 99.5% humidity all day long (except during the afternoon rainstorms when it's 100% humidity) that it's not so great.
[13:55:47] <cmn32480> I'll pass on it all the same, thanks AndyTheAbsurd
[13:57:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: I've been down here since 2002; it's going to be time to move on soon. Preferably to somewhere that frost is a regular occurrence and I may actually have to shovel snow off my driveway. (Oh, and I'd like a house with a basement while I'm at it.)
[13:57:27] <dyingtolive> we're in our two weeks of hospitable weather in missouri before the constant 90+% humidity sets in as well.
[13:58:03] <dyingtolive> two weeks in spring, two weeks in fall, and then either 30-40 degrees or 80-100 degrees the rest of the year.
[13:58:22] <BadCoderFinger> The occasional blizzard does mean that work has to allow telecommuting, which is nice.
[13:59:04] <BadCoderFinger> I'm pretty sure if it wasn't for that it would mean clocking in every work day.
[14:07:24] <cmn32480> what's your backround Andy?
[14:08:33] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd - I mean Windows, Linux, wireless? programming... etc
[14:10:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> Some Windows, some Linux, lotta Java, a smattering of other languages including bash, COBOL, C++, Scheme, Perl, and a few others.
[14:11:00] <cmn32480> so programmewr with some sysadmin
[14:11:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> I was gonna say `It's a quote from John Nunemaker: "But we are hackers and hackers have black terminals with green font colors!" (which is of course green text on a black background)` before you clarified.
[14:12:32] <cmn32480> nice :-)
[14:20:40] <cmn32480> ~folding-rank
[14:20:43] <exec> 071400
[14:20:46] <cmn32480> !woop
[14:20:47] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[14:21:06] <Runaway1956> !woop
[14:21:06] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[14:22:24] <Runaway1956> Have you looked at this site, cmn32480 ?? Sometimes, it's right up to date - right now, it's just about two days behind
[14:22:32] <Runaway1956> It's aggravating me . . . .
[14:22:42] <cmn32480> which site?
[14:22:50] <Runaway1956> http://stats.free-dc.org
[14:22:51] <NetCraft> ^ 03Folding@Home Project Stats ( http://stats.free-dc.org )
[14:24:13] <Runaway1956> It doesn't give you credit for about 30k, and it doesn't give me credit for about 80k
[14:24:37] <cmn32480> ~link folding
[14:24:39] <exec> ├─ folding@home => http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[14:24:39] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[14:24:45] <cmn32480> I find those are far more accurate
[14:25:12] <Runaway1956> Yes - that other one has a nice format, I like it - WHEN IT WORKS
[14:25:17] <cmn32480> and the extreme overclocking seems to be more accurate than the stanford
[14:25:17] <Runaway1956> grrrrrrr
[14:25:53] <Runaway1956> I've looked at extreme overclocking, maybe I need to look again
[14:26:38] <cmn32480> by tomorrow we will ahve moved up a few more slots
[14:27:22] <cmn32480> 5 by COB today, prolly about 15 by this time tomorrow
[14:29:59] <Runaway1956> Yep - still moving up -
[14:32:04] <Runaway1956> on the Extreme site, I get nothing when I search for myself or teammates - all I can get is the team page
[14:35:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Modern Peanut's Wild Cousin, Thought Extinct, Found in Andes - http://sylnt.us - that's-nuts
[14:36:45] <Runaway1956> Yeah - I thought the peanuts thing was kinda cool - maybe George Washington Carver could have done even more cool stuff with them
[14:44:25] <Runaway1956> I read Extreme's FAQ's - we need to reach 1200 rank, AND overtake at least 5 other teams in a 7 day period before we, as individuals, are added to the database
[14:44:50] <Runaway1956> So, we may be a month or more away from being searchable in the database
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[15:01:50] <Runaway1956> Beldin65 has more than 5.5 million points alone, and he's not even searchable
[15:02:34] <Runaway1956> 5.4 million
[15:05:53] <cmn32480> of the teams that seem to be climbing, we have the highest average per week points... but like all thigns in life, it takes a little time
[15:06:35] <Runaway1956> Yeah - I just had to read the FAQ's to understand how they worked over there.
[15:07:14] <cmn32480> we'll get there
[15:13:51] <cmn32480> in 7-10 days we will break the 1300's
[15:25:08] <nick> howdy
[15:25:21] <Runaway1956> Hey nick
[15:25:38] <nick> sup Runaway1956
[15:26:15] <cmn32480> ~gday nick
[15:26:17] * exec insatiably internalizes a tinfoil hat of nasty v in nick
[15:26:24] <Runaway1956> Same old stuff - reading the news, drinking coffee, waiting to get tired enough to fall out of my chair, so I can go batck to work tonight
[15:26:26] <cmn32480> ^&%*$*(&%^(&%^(Ring Juniper
[15:26:52] <cmn32480> [recommended version of software for their firewall has a bug that doesn';t support their VPN client.\
[15:27:02] <cmn32480> WTF????? how fdoes that make it out of QC???
[15:27:05] <Runaway1956> Oh, cmn - I just noticed this meisterister guy - he's gonna kick BOTH our asses in less than a month!
[15:27:21] <nick> because of course it wouldn't
[15:27:38] <cmn32480> excellent... that means he's pumping some serious CPU
[15:28:12] <Runaway1956> Oh - maybe, maybe not - take a look - http://stats.free-dc.org
[15:28:13] <NetCraft> ^ 03User Stats for meisterister in Folding@Home
[15:28:51] <Runaway1956> He may be crunching with big-time server cores - or that may just be a glitch in stats-free database
[15:29:11] <cmn32480> right
[15:29:43] <cmn32480> he may have extra cores on his servers... and crank it up!
[15:30:20] <Runaway1956> Be good if he does - those kind of returns on a daily basis would put us among the big dogs
[15:32:44] * cmn32480 goes to see if his main servers have CPU to spare....
[15:33:07] <Runaway1956> LOL - don't be tampering with your pink slip man!
[15:33:27] <cmn32480> lol
[15:33:31] <nick> i need to remember to set something up next time i actually go to the office
[15:33:48] * cmn32480 opens VSphere....
[15:35:39] * cmn32480 grins evilly
[15:36:02] <cmn32480> the box that is NOT running the terminal server has CPU usage in the noise floor....
[15:37:02] <nick> seems like a good reason to make sure it can handle a consistently higher load :D
[15:38:29] <Runaway1956> Gotta stress test the systems, so you know you can depend on them, right?
[15:38:58] <nick> yup
[15:46:05] <Runaway1956> Minor medical error - http://edition.cnn.com
[15:46:05] <NetCraft> ^ 03Patient accuses Yale doctors of removing wrong body part - CNN.com
[15:49:43] <nick> Yale's actual mistake.. "We recognized that an error was made"
[15:50:22] <dyingtolive> well, i mean, that could be worse. i went into that expecting the wrong hand to be removed or something.
[15:51:04] <dyingtolive> accidientlly removed head instead of tumor. something like that.
[15:51:44] <nick> it has been known to amputate the wrong arm or leg, apparently
[16:06:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Implementing Response Code 402 as an Alternative to Paywalling? - http://sylnt.us - technical-difficulties
[16:10:18] <cmn32480> exec is gonna drop off here in a few minutes...
[16:10:23] <cmn32480> bug in the firewall software.
[16:10:31] <cmn32480> stops the VPN from working.
[16:10:36] <cmn32480> have to upgrade.. agian
[16:10:50] <cmn32480> soon as the package get s uploaded.
[16:11:00] * cmn32480 hears the jeopardy theme in the background
[16:17:11] <Runaway1956> What's a "firewall"?
[16:17:24] <cmn32480> its a thing that helps me keep my job
[16:17:39] <cmn32480> except when I have to update it in the middle of the day... then I have lots of questions to answer
[16:18:45] <nick> i guess asking for 95% lossless compression was asking a little much...
[16:19:10] * nick makes note about being lazy
[16:19:14] <cmn32480> you get smoke for your trouble?
[16:19:51] <nick> i should have a smoke for my troubles, all this waiting hours for stuff that was supposed to take 10 minutes
[16:20:27] <cmn32480> sounds like you need Runaway1956's new rig
[16:20:33] * Runaway1956 offers smokes all around
[16:20:58] * cmn32480 woudl gladly accept.. except that he's a quitter
[16:21:01] <Runaway1956> Old rig, new CPU's
[16:21:21] <nick> would be done already if i was on my desktop
[16:21:47] <nick> but why make it easy when i can use a relatively slow laptop with a horrible screen
[16:22:37] <Runaway1956> This is why I've not yet owned a laptop - every laptop I've ever borrowed or used sucked like a leech
[16:22:56] * Runaway1956 holds out for some SERIOUS computing power in a portable container
[16:23:30] <nick> my lenovo laptop was good, until it just died one day and was beyond economic repair instantly
[16:24:12] <nick> which is why i ended up with this refurbished dell because i'm not going down that road again of relatively expensive paperweights
[16:24:15] <Runaway1956> I've got an ongoing search on Ebay for a couple flavors of i7 with 16 gig of memory
[16:24:55] <Runaway1956> If/when I get lucky, I'll get a serious machine for less than the proverbial arm and leg
[16:26:10] <cmn32480> i7 laptop or desktop
[16:26:44] <Runaway1956> i7 laptop - I'm looking for third or fourth gen i7, don't want an early version
[16:27:20] <cmn32480> Check these guys: http://www.usmicrocorpretail.com
[16:27:22] <NetCraft> ^ 03US Micro - Computers, Laptops, Servers and more from Dell, Cisco, HP and other brands.
[16:27:57] <cmn32480> I've gotten a fiar bit of gear from them over the last few years with no problems. but they probably won't have the 16GB config you want
[16:28:08] <cmn32480> you woudl ahve to get like a 2GB and put the ram in yourself
[16:28:38] <nick> my 2nd gen i5 is not worthy of Runaway1956 :(
[16:29:06] <Runaway1956> If it supports that much, I'm cool with putting it in - most of what's on the market won't support enough ram to make the thing run right
[16:29:51] <cmn32480> the Dell 6430's I know support 16GB... not certain about the 6420's
[16:30:01] <cmn32480> that is easily findable spec
[16:30:44] <Runaway1956> mmmmmm - I'm far enough along on the site to start liking what I see
[16:33:23] <Runaway1956> Oh, hell yeah - I could spend between 300 and 500 bucks, and add a little memory later. Thanks for the link! Refurbished isn't new, but refurbished doesn't cost $3000
[16:36:59] <cmn32480> like I said... for $409, you can get the i7 w/ 8GB and replace it at a later time if bneeded
[16:37:50] <cmn32480> a Dell 6430 w/ a 2.9GHz i7 and 8GB
[16:37:52] <cmn32480> http://www.usmicrocorpretail.com
[16:37:53] <NetCraft> ^ 03Dell Latitude E6430 2.9GHz Dual Core i7 DVD Windows Wi-Fi 14" Laptop Notebook
[16:38:14] <cmn32480> and if you really want a DVDRW, they are to be had for cheap on ebay
[16:39:11] <dyingtolive> i'm working on an E6530 right now. spec wise it's nice, but the build quality leaves something to be desired.
[16:39:46] <dyingtolive> primary difference is that it has a larger screen and a keypad. otherwise pretty similar
[16:39:50] <Runaway1956> I'm sold - my disposable income should allow me to get that in a couple weeks.
[16:40:19] * Runaway1956 has to have a brake job done before he can spend any money on himself
[16:41:12] <dyingtolive> i wonder if that one has the upgraded screen.
[16:41:30] <cmn32480> dunno
[16:41:37] <cmn32480> but these guys do answer email.
[16:42:03] <cmn32480> based on the spec, it doesn't
[16:42:13] <cmn32480> has an INtel HD Grap[hics card in it
[16:43:04] <dyingtolive> oh, i just meant better resolution. i'd think the intel HD would be able to handle 1920x1080.
[16:43:40] <dyingtolive> yeah, the one i'm on has a 1080 screen and just the intel graphics.
[16:45:17] <Runaway1956> Site is bookmarked - there are a lot of good deals there, whether you're looking high end or low
[16:47:43] <cmn32480> I'm on a 6440... and I cna't remember if it has a 1080p screen or not
[16:47:57] * cmn32480 has docking stations at the office and at home
[16:48:41] <dyingtolive> it's a decent dock too.
[16:49:00] <cmn32480> I do like the docking stations
[16:49:11] <cmn32480> multiple monitors...
[16:49:26] <cmn32480> and all the rest of the usual ports, including serial and parallel
[16:49:58] <cmn32480> at the office I'm actually running 3 monitors with 2 coming off the dock adn one additional off a DisplayLink
[16:50:28] <dyingtolive> i don't know if mine has the serial/parallel. there's a fat one which is the one you describe, and then there's a smaller one that only has two video out on it. no displaylink IIRC
[16:50:47] <cmn32480> the display link is after market from monoprice.com
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[16:52:38] <cmn32480> http://www.monoprice.com
[16:52:39] <NetCraft> ^ 03USB 2.0 to DVI Display Adapter (2048x1152) - Monoprice.com
[16:54:06] <dyingtolive> ah. here's the one i was thinking of: http://www.amazon.com
[16:54:08] <NetCraft> ^ 03Amazon.com: Dell PR03X E/Port II USB 3.0 Advanced Port Replicator (430-3113): Computers Accessories
[16:54:33] <dyingtolive> has the displaylink built in, but only one dvi port.
[16:55:36] <dyingtolive> oops. i was thinking DisplayPort. ignore me. i need more coffee.
[16:55:56] <cmn32480> is OK... we've all been there...
[16:56:02] <cmn32480> but more coffee sounds liek a great idea
[16:57:33] <cmn32480> this is the one that I have at home and in the office:
[16:57:34] <cmn32480> http://smile.amazon.com
[16:57:36] <NetCraft> ^ 03Amazon.com: Dell CY640 331-6304 430-3114 PR02X E-Port E/Port Plus II USB 3.0 Port Replicator - Docking Station with 130 Watt PA-4E Power Adapter: Computers Accessories ( http://www.amazon.com )
[16:58:03] * Runaway1956 thinks all the political candidates should post nude photos of their spouses
[16:58:16] <cmn32480> and one of these:
[16:58:17] <cmn32480> http://smile.amazon.com
[16:58:18] <dyingtolive> yeah, that's the nicer one.
[16:58:19] <NetCraft> ^ 03Amazon.com: Genuine Dell W005C, J858C E-CRT Monitor Stand and Laptop Dock For Latitude E4200, Latitude E4300, Latitude E5400, Latitude E5500, Latitude E6400 / 6400ATG, Latitude E6500, Precision M2400, Precision M4400, Precision M6400 Dell Compatible Part Numbers: W005C, J858C, PW395, 330-0875: Computers Accessories ( http://www.amazon.com )
[16:58:45] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - all the women in this country have already seen Bill Clinton nude I think
[16:58:51] <dyingtolive> Runaway - I don't. most of them are old and I have little use for nude pics of Bill.
[16:59:15] <cmn32480> dyingtolive - we needed the serial ports for what we do. just a job requirement
[17:00:20] <chromas> Bring back the parallel port!
[17:00:33] <cmn32480> I have them on my docks
[17:00:44] <cmn32480> and my HP4050 has on on ehte back
[17:00:47] <chromas> Parallel USB
[17:00:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> bring back the add-on sound card with built-in joystick port
[17:00:57] <dyingtolive> oh, i've been there. i've worked on market data feed handlers so old that they don't support ethernet. had to use serial to communicate to another box that actually connected to a modern network.
[17:01:08] <cmn32480> all my usb ports run in parallel. if they ran is serial it woudl be really slow
[17:01:42] <cmn32480> yep... our are mostly dealing with thermal printers and mobile computers
[17:04:20] <dyingtolive> saddest part was that those feed handlers were solaris 8 boxes, and this was something i was doing within the last 5 years.
[17:04:33] <cmn32480> sometimes stuff jsut works
[17:05:07] <dyingtolive> not when you're the support guy. you only hear about it when it's broke. :)
[17:05:13] <cmn32480> we had printers in a steel mill that were 1985-87 vintage. Worked right up to when the mill shut down about 2 years ago.
[17:05:34] <dyingtolive> nice. that's thermal printers for you.
[17:05:39] <cmn32480> I was like 6 years old when those printers went in
[17:05:53] <cmn32480> Original Zebra Xi series gear
[17:05:59] <cmn32480> all pre-ethernet
[17:06:08] <cmn32480> but some were twinax
[17:07:58] <dyingtolive> thankfully, i'm beyond hardware support now for the most part. my dad deals with stuff like that quite a bit though.
[17:08:25] <cmn32480> i work for a small company...
[17:08:34] <cmn32480> none of us are beyond hardware support.'
[17:08:52] <dyingtolive> heh. one of those "IT guy does a bit of everything" type things?
[17:09:57] <cmn32480> and I run the company service division too
[17:10:34] <cmn32480> I'm the inhouse network/systems guy
[17:10:45] <cmn32480> but I'm really the head nerd
[17:11:16] <cmn32480> all the folks that do the wireless surveys, installations, tech support, on site printer service, etc. all report to me.
[17:11:43] <dyingtolive> nice. sounds like a pretty good place to be.
[17:11:53] <cmn32480> some days it is excellent.
[17:12:01] <cmn32480> some days I wanna readh out and punch someone
[17:12:14] <chromas> ™
[17:12:16] <cmn32480> I get out on the road a fair bit.
[17:12:19] <cmn32480> lol
[17:12:31] <cmn32480> I take pride in still being the best tech we have.
[17:20:31] <cmn32480> goddamn firewall....
[17:23:51] <Runaway1956> Man climbs a tree, and becomes national news? WTF? Shoot the sumbitch down! Oh, wait, climbs a tree. I wasn't aware that there is a law against climbing trees.
[17:23:57] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[17:23:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03#ManInTree: Trending Seattle man remains atop tree after 23 hours (VIDEOS, PHOTOS) — RT USA
[17:24:24] <Runaway1956> So, he seems to be nuts. There's no law against being nuts, either.
[17:25:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> TIL: There is at least one sequoia tree in downtown Seattle.
[17:26:53] * Runaway1956 thinks it is bedtime
[17:27:18] <Runaway1956> maybe I'll dream of climbing a sequoia tree . . . .
[17:27:20] <cmn32480> Sirfinkus was sayiong he was waving his junk around
[17:27:59] <Runaway1956> Oh, an exhibitionist? GUN HIM DOWN!! We can't have America looking at a penis!
[17:28:14] <Runaway1956> (also grounds for impeaching half of congress)
[17:28:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> dude is obviously crazy but doesn't seem to be a danger to anyone but himself
[17:28:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> why can't the SPD just leave him up the tree?
[17:29:10] <Runaway1956> Sounds like the right solution, Andy - just go about your business, and ignore the nut(s) in the tree.
[17:30:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> "It's astonishing how often 'the wisdom of the ages' resembles just being too damn tired" --Heinlein, I think.
[17:30:40] <Runaway1956> Still under investigation. We've got negotiators en root.
[17:30:51] * cmn32480 sharpens the blades on his chainsaw
[17:30:55] <Runaway1956> I'm sure glad to hear that the negotiators have root privileges
[17:31:32] <chromas> puns++
[17:31:32] <Bender> karma - puns: 3
[17:32:07] <cmn32480> as fleg pointed out.. I try my best in the dept lines for a pun
[17:32:26] <cmn32480> some of the community don't appreciate them
[17:32:30] <cmn32480> (gewg_)
[17:33:08] * chromas wonders just how many departments there are
[17:33:42] <Runaway1956> Overheard: "I heard he has been up there so long he's been promoted to branch manager."
[17:34:39] <cmn32480> Leave him alone
[17:34:58] <cmn32480> SPD is probably barking up the wrong tree
[17:35:21] <chromas> sounds like someone's got an ax to grind though
[17:36:05] <cmn32480> we should lumber on over to see what's going on
[17:36:54] <Runaway1956> ~g'night
[17:37:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hollywood Wants to Take Control of Your TV Settings - http://sylnt.us - engage-manual-override-in-3-2-1
[17:37:41] <cmn32480> ~gnight Runaway1956
[17:37:43] * exec buttmagically sodomizes a rusty trombone of 🍆 with Runaway1956
[17:37:54] <cmn32480> zoinks
[18:02:38] <SirFinkus> HE'S STILL THERE
[18:04:30] <SirFinkus> I MISSED THE GOAT
[18:09:31] <SirFinkus> 24 hours
[18:09:34] <SirFinkus> what a goddamn hero
[18:43:09] <cmn32480> the goat?
[18:43:23] <cmn32480> he gave everybody below the goat?
[18:43:27] <cmn32480> no way
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[19:08:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dawn Spies Magnesium Sulphate and Possible Geological Activity on Ceres - http://sylnt.us - this-could-be-Ceres-ous
[19:22:06] <cmn32480> stupid linux... upper adn lower in the directory name shouldn't matter!
[19:24:55] <dyingtolive> but i need a movies, Movies, and MOVIES directory!
[19:25:25] <dyingtolive> i categorize all my files by how excited i am about them with caps. it just wouldn't make sense otherwise.
[19:27:07] <dyingtolive> not to mention that it's a pretty good way to automatically tell what software sucks in linux. NetworkManager, PulseAudio. the only exception is systemd, but word of mouth covered that well enough.
[19:28:39] <dyingtolive> though to be fair, PulseAudio eventually got to the point where it works now. it's at least on par with windows 2000's sound system as far as reliability goes.
[19:31:14] <cmn32480> it is the idfference in getting the upgrae command right or wrong
[19:31:37] <cmn32480> /var/tmp/Flash vs. /var/tmp/flash
[19:32:34] <dyingtolive> that is strange. sounds like a case of the aforementioned bad software. :)
[19:33:30] <cmn32480> i think this one is just the guy who wrote the software
[19:33:38] <cmn32480> instructions, I mean
[19:37:49] <dyingtolive> yeah, that's plausable. it happens often enough.
[20:26:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[20:26:44] <Bender> karma - naps: 37
[20:27:08] <dyingtolive> man, i'm getting there. trying to hang on for another half hour or so.
[20:28:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't do it. surrender to morpheus
[20:29:09] <dyingtolive> yeah, actually, losing consciousness, hallucinating, and then forgetting it all does kind of sound like something i need right now.
[20:31:24] <cmn32480> how was the fishing TheMightyBuzzard?
[20:31:31] <cmn32480> you and dad clean out the lake?
[20:31:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, fishing was peachy but didn't catch anything.
[20:32:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> plenty of quality lie swapping with the old folks there though
[20:33:10] <cmn32480> bad day fishing is better tyhan a good day at work
[20:35:13] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: what was the biggest lie told?
[20:37:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, probably the 15 crappie one
[20:39:52] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: what is "the 15 crappie one"?
[20:40:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> old feller there i've never seen take home more than half a dozen crappie claimed he pulled in a limit, 15, every day one week in january.
[20:41:40] <Gravis> lol... there is a fish called "crappie" that's gold
[20:44:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup and ironically it's about the best tasting freshwater fish there is
[20:46:54] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:46:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2386
[20:48:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy
[20:50:39] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[20:50:41] * exec faithfully microagresses a wine flute of pink taco at crutchy
[20:51:34] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[20:51:37] * exec cohesively farts a massive fart a buzzfeed list of cobol at cmn32480
[21:01:20] <SirFinkus> well, he's down now
[21:05:28] <cmn32480> fell or climbed?
[21:05:56] <SirFinkus> climbed
[21:06:36] <crutchy> did the cops pepper spray him for good measure?
[21:06:53] <SirFinkus> nope, aren't even pressing charges it sounds like
[21:07:10] <cmn32480> just giving him the bill for the tree trimming service?
[21:08:34] * SirFinkus shrugs
[21:10:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Watch Nanoparticle Paint Dry in Search of "Self Layering" Coatings - http://sylnt.us - better-than-watching-grass-grow
[21:23:23] * cmn32480 is gonna go break the firewall again
[21:38:59] <SirFinkus> http://spacecraft.ssl.umd.edu
[21:38:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03Akin's Laws of Spacecraft Design
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[22:41:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook's Zuckerberg Meets With China's Propaganda Chief, Social Media Mocks Facebook Block - http://sylnt.us - great-firewall-wins-again
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[23:57:20] <takyon> http://cms.marketplace.org
[23:57:22] <NetCraft> ^ 03French security sector grows with terrorism threat | Marketplace.org
[23:59:15] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:59:16] <NetCraft> ^ 03Censor-happy China, battling Brazilians ... just what's left in the wake of ICANN's now ex-CEO? • The Register
[23:59:30] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:59:30] <NetCraft> ^ 03Tor Project works on anti-FBI defenses amid iOS row with Apple • The Register