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[00:05:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Black Boxes Damaged in FlyDubai Crash - http://sylnt.us - not-quite-indestructable || Staples and Office Depot Merger Attempt Faces Regulatory Scrutiny - http://sylnt.us - reduced-prices-on-red-staplers
[00:06:52] * Runaway1956 is shickled titless
[00:07:42] <Runaway1956> inxi -C
[00:07:44] <Runaway1956> CPU(s): 2 Hexa core Six-Core AMD Opteron 8439 SEs (-HT-MCP-SMP-) cache: 6144 KB
[00:07:44] <Runaway1956> clock speeds: max: 2800 MHz 1: 2800 MHz 2: 2800 MHz 3: 2800 MHz 4: 1300 MHz 5: 2800 MHz 6: 2800 MHz
[00:07:44] <Runaway1956> 7: 2800 MHz 8: 2800 MHz 9: 2800 MHz 10: 2800 MHz 11: 2800 MHz 12: 2800 MHz
[00:24:18] <cmn32480> but does your GPU still work?
[00:24:29] <cmn32480> or you gonna be offline for another 48 hours?
[00:24:41] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: 4 core 1.3Ghz AMD APU here, 4GB of RAM. :^P
[00:24:51] * Subsentient 's laptop is underpowered
[00:25:01] * Bytram slides beads on his abacus
[00:25:13] * Bytram tries to move them faster
[00:25:16] <Bytram> coffee++
[00:25:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2379
[00:25:25] * Subsentient pulls out Bytram as if he was rip-starting a lawnmower
[00:25:40] <Bytram> varuuuuum!
[00:25:42] * Subsentient pulls out Bytram 's butt beads as if he was rip-starting a lawnmower
[00:26:11] <Bytram> auf Deutsch, 'waruum' means 'why?'j
[00:28:08] <Runaway1956> GPU still works fine cmn - the new CPU's are working fine - everything is good here
[00:29:12] <Runaway1956> I can't figure out how to get my SECOND GPU running though - I spent an hour or more yesterday trying to get it working with a riser
[00:29:28] <Runaway1956> (you can't plug them both in side by side, not enough room for them)
[00:29:55] <Runaway1956> Sent an email to Supermicro asking for advice on making two GPU's run at the same time
[00:30:03] * Bytram offers Runaway1956 a bigger hammer
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[00:30:16] <Runaway1956> Both have the same processing chips, so drivers aren't the problem
[00:30:30] <Bytram> Runaway1956: but seriously, what do you have for graphics cards?
[00:30:54] <Bytram> have you tired a search for them along with your mobo?
[00:31:25] <Bytram> my experience has been that when I am running into a problem, there's usually someone else who has run into it before me.
[00:31:49] <Runaway1956> GK208-301-A1 GeForce GT 630 (Rev. 2)
[00:32:10] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I've searched repeatedly, with no luck
[00:32:17] <Bytram> bummer!
[00:32:31] <Runaway1956> I found a riser that was supposed to work, but it fails for some reason
[00:32:50] <Bytram> does it matter which slot you put the riser in?
[00:32:51] <Runaway1956> The contacts on the card don't look precisely the same as the contacts in the riser
[00:33:07] <Bytram> oh oh. that can't be good
[00:33:18] <Runaway1956> No, doesn't matter - either card will work in either slot, but neither card works when both are plugged in at the same time
[00:33:24] * Runaway1956 suspects the riser
[00:33:52] <Runaway1956> unless, maybe I just don't have enough power going to the mainboard
[00:33:54] <Bytram> does *a* card work with the riser? (i.e. run with only one card on a riser)
[00:34:12] <Runaway1956> Nope, never did get anything to work through the riser
[00:34:33] <Runaway1956> one card worked momentarily, during bootup, then the screens went black
[00:34:33] <Bytram> well then, sure looks like the riser is the problem, then.
[00:34:56] <Runaway1956> That's why I wrote to Supermicro - they will know what works on their board
[00:35:17] <Bytram> in that case, unless you want to risk letting out some magic smoke, I'd suggest just running with one card, for now.
[00:35:49] <Runaway1956> In fact - I told them that if I could get a riser/adapter with which I could use a PCIe 3.0 x16 card, I could kiss them
[00:36:27] <Runaway1956> While I'm waiting for them to get back to me, I'll be thinking about how I might re-arrange my power supplies
[00:36:30] <Bytram> hmmm, try a search for your graphics card and the riser?
[00:37:04] <Runaway1956> I run into a problem with the searches - not all of the PCIe vendors accurately portray their stuff
[00:37:19] <Bytram> Orly? </sarcasm>
[00:37:53] <Runaway1956> I have a card beside me which CLAIMS to be PCIe 2.0 x8 - but the damned thing will NOT fit into an x8 slot - it is x16 format
[00:38:09] <Runaway1956> no slots to fit over the little plastic tab in the end of my slot
[00:38:41] <Bytram> IOW it doesn't fit.
[00:38:43] <Bytram> :/
[00:39:05] <Runaway1956> On the box, but nowhere in the documentation, it states "PCIe x16 compatible"
[00:39:21] <Runaway1956> which is really stupid, because all x8 are "compatible" with x16
[00:39:34] <Bytram> nod nod
[00:39:57] <Runaway1956> That was Gigabyte
[00:40:09] * Bytram remembers back in the day when 'IBM Compatible' meant it could run Lotus 1-2-3 and Microsoft Flight Simulator
[00:40:30] <Runaway1956> LOL - yeah, that
[00:40:36] * chromas didn't know flight simulator was so old
[00:40:55] <Bytram> young un's
[00:40:58] <Bytram> =)
[00:41:11] * Bytram notes, of course, that makes him an 'old fart'
[00:41:21] <Runaway1956> Got a guy at work, has a pilot's license - he loves the flight simulator
[00:41:48] <Bytram> ISTR an easter egg in Excel (?) that loaded a bare-bones flight sim
[00:42:22] * Runaway1956 wouldn't know - never liked or used Excel unless he had to
[00:42:47] <Bytram> I think this might be it: http://eeggs.com
[00:42:48] <NetCraft> ^ 03Excel Easter Egg - Excel 97 Flight Simulator - for Later Versions of Microsoft Excel
[00:45:29] * Runaway1956 wants WP5.1 back
[00:45:58] <Runaway1956> Word Perfect did everything I ever needed to do
[00:46:38] * Bytram wonders what kind of spreadsheets you had in word perfect?
[00:46:58] <Runaway1956> Spreadsheets aren't the answer to every problem
[00:47:15] <Runaway1956> If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
[00:47:18] <chromas> and that's why you've never been a manager
[00:47:28] <Bytram> never said it was, but there are things for which a spreadsheet *is* the solution
[00:47:31] <Runaway1956> if the only tool you have is excel, everything looks like a spreadsheet
[00:47:39] <chromas> excel--
[00:47:39] <Bender> karma - excel: 0
[00:47:42] <chromas> quatro++
[00:47:42] <Bender> karma - quatro: 1
[00:47:45] * Runaway1956 doesn't need or want spreadsheets
[00:47:52] * Bytram typed way too many documens into MS Word 5.0
[00:47:59] <Runaway1956> hated spreadsheets when I DID need them 40 years ago
[00:48:09] <Bytram> WhiteTextOnBlueBackground--
[00:48:10] <Bender> karma - whitetextonbluebackground: -1
[00:48:18] <Runaway1956> lol
[00:49:20] <Runaway1956> BTW - I have managed - even owned my own business for awhile -
[00:49:39] <Runaway1956> maybe I'm not a manager today because I never learned to like spreadsheets and Excel
[00:50:02] <chromas> have you middle managed?
[00:50:10] <Bytram> yellow legal pads, and a calculator, and a pencil, AND an eraser.
[00:50:21] <Runaway1956> Yeah - that too
[00:50:30] <Bytram> BIG eraser
[00:51:10] <Runaway1956> Actually - strike through. A lot of the crap I fooled with, you don't erase anything. Strike through, initial, and make the new entries
[00:51:49] <Runaway1956> It improves traceability tremendously
[00:52:16] <Runaway1956> And, for anyone who isn't military, that IS the military way
[00:55:02] <chromas> Sounds like the place for a database instead of a spreadsheet
[00:55:05] <chromas> databases++
[00:55:05] <Bender> karma - databases: 2
[00:55:47] <Runaway1956> Exactly, Chromas - and where I work now, they are using excel where they need a database
[00:55:59] <Runaway1956> It makes the job much shittier than it need be
[00:56:21] <Bytram> yeah, where I work now, it's also strike through and initial, too.
[00:56:29] <Bytram> need some help here for a moment.
[00:56:30] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[00:56:30] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people ( https://soylentnews.org )
[00:56:39] <Runaway1956> "Computer science" in high school and college teaches everyone to use excel, few learn to use a database for anything
[00:56:46] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[00:56:48] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN article: Staples and Office Depot Merger Attempt Faces Regulatory Scrutiny 04(2 comments)
[00:56:59] <Bytram> ^^^ what Icon do folks see on that story?
[00:57:06] <Bytram> techonomics? Business?
[00:57:15] <SirFinkus> dollar sign with matrix shit behind it
[00:57:43] <Bytram> and if you hover your mouse... what alt text do you see?
[00:57:54] <SirFinkus> techenmoics or w/e
[00:58:03] <Bytram> thanks!
[00:58:20] <Bytram> had a comment on that story saying it was business and there was no topic image, just ext
[00:58:23] <Bytram> *text
[00:58:29] <SirFinkus> weird
[00:58:33] <Bytram> yep
[00:58:43] <Bytram> I also saw the $matrix image
[01:00:08] <Runaway1956> I see the dollar sign and matrix, mouseover brings up techonomics
[01:00:14] <Bytram> sirecote: Appreciate the assistance!
[01:00:17] <Bytram> SirFinkus++
[01:00:17] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 34
[01:00:22] <Bytram> Runaway1956++
[01:00:22] <Bender> karma - runaway1956: 3
[01:00:27] <SirFinkus> poor sirecote
[01:00:30] <Bytram> yep, that is what I see, too.
[01:00:38] <SirFinkus> always getting highlighted instead of me
[01:00:43] <SirFinkus> damn autocomplete
[01:00:53] <SirFinkus> serves him right for lurking
[01:01:05] <SirFinkus> sirecote sirecote sirecote
[01:01:27] <Bytram> SurfUnkis SurfUnkis SurfUnkis
[01:01:37] <Bytram> ;)
[01:02:50] <SirFinkus> https://docs.google.com
[01:02:52] <NetCraft> ^ 03Salaries
[01:04:28] <chromas> look, the males are on top oppressing everyone with their salaries
[01:04:44] * chromas wonders when "queer" became a gender
[01:05:18] <Runaway1956> Heard an interesting point the other day - there is no gender difference in pay
[01:05:30] <Runaway1956> the difference is between MOTHERS and everyone else
[01:05:45] <SirFinkus> basically, it's between 1-4% when adjusted for positions and hours worked
[01:05:55] <Runaway1956> The woman who dedicates herself to the job for 20 to 40 years makes about the same pay as a guy
[01:05:59] <SirFinkus> lol
[01:06:03] <Runaway1956> women who take off to have babies makes less
[01:06:17] <SirFinkus> I think there might be some trolls in this spreadsheet
[01:06:23] <chromas> young women are making more than young men now apparently
[01:06:31] * chromas doesn't back that up with a source
[01:06:40] <SirFinkus> gender: "Fucking space lizard firing lazers out of my giant cock"
[01:06:50] <SirFinkus> "Attack Helicopter"
[01:06:57] <SirFinkus> he's a meme artist
[01:07:01] <Runaway1956> Helicockter?
[01:07:59] * Runaway1956 swaps seats for awhile
[01:08:11] <SirFinkus> swap.avi
[01:08:34] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[01:08:37] <exec> 071444
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[01:36:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Little Fun With Mathematics Early in Life can go a Long Way, Says Education Professor - http://sylnt.us - that-sums-it-up
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[01:50:24] <cmn32480> SirFinkus - that spreadsheet is hilarious
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[02:07:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former Intel CEO Andy Grove Has Died - http://sylnt.us - rest-in-peace
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[02:12:12] <Runaway1956> The FBI *may have* found a way to hack that iPhone they want Apple to crack for them
[02:12:39] <Runaway1956> Fox news has the story, and so does Slashdot
[02:12:54] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[02:12:54] <NetCraft> ^ 03FBI may have found way to unlock San Bernardino attacker's iPhone | Fox News
[02:13:00] <Runaway1956> ~submit
[02:13:02] <exec> usage: ~submit <url>
[02:13:13] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://www.foxnews.com
[02:13:37] <SirFinkus> already been submitted
[02:13:41] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:14:00] <SirFinkus> and accepted
[02:14:02] <Runaway1956> Damn, someone beat me, ehhh?
[02:14:34] <Runaway1956> That takyon done it!
[02:14:39] <Runaway1956> LOL
[02:15:15] <Runaway1956> Damn - this is Monday - gotta get ready for work . . . .
[02:36:37] * Subsentient lathers his balls in peanut butter
[02:38:36] * paulej72 sends Subsentient some jelly
[02:38:55] * Subsentient uses it as hair gel
[02:39:44] * Bytram releases the attack squirrels
[02:39:57] * Subsentient summons the flesh eating gerbils to eat the squirrels alive
[02:40:11] <Subsentient> Fear the gerbils, bitch.
[02:41:05] <paulej72> Gerbils like peanut butter too
[02:41:23] <Subsentient> Yes they do.
[02:41:40] <Subsentient> The gerbils originate from the boiling peanut butter vats of Lord Gerbilius' dominion.
[02:42:04] <Subsentient> For they are his servants -- bringing scalding peanut butter and brutal justice to the wicked.
[02:47:31] <cmn32480> Deleted that dupe for ya Runaway
[03:07:25] <cmn32480> I'm done. Time for me to hit the sack.
[03:07:30] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:07:32] * exec sardonically slides a fartbox of ciri poo to #soylent
[03:07:40] <Bytram> cmn32480: have a great night!
[03:07:51] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram!~
[03:07:53] * exec brazenly twerks a blerg of null terminators for bytram!~
[03:07:57] <Bytram> lol
[03:07:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ubuntuBSD Beta Release - http://sylnt.us - competitors-become-kin
[03:08:09] * Bytram does NOT miss null terminators
[03:08:15] <cmn32480> lol
[03:08:18] <Bytram> BNC--
[03:08:18] <Bender> karma - bnc: -1
[03:08:20] <cmn32480> ~gnight gewg_
[03:08:22] * exec abnormally nudges a shitton of milksteak toward gewg_
[03:08:43] <cmn32480> see y
[03:08:48] <cmn32480> 'all tomorrow
[03:09:48] <Subsentient> Bytram: BNC--? Why?
[03:10:13] * Bytram may be misrememberding -- maybe it was thinnet I used back in the early 90's
[03:10:20] <Subsentient> Trouble with yours? Might I suggest trying mine? :^)
[03:10:47] * Bytram just remembers weird stuff happened it I did not terminate the net cable correctly.
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[03:30:08] <Bytram|away> time for some sleep...
[03:30:15] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone!
[05:09:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thoughts about Recent DDoS Attacks? - http://sylnt.us - commence-speculation
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[06:40:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Says it Might be Able to Hack IPhone Without Apple's Help - http://sylnt.us - No-Such-Agency
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[06:51:36] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
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[07:40:54] <SoyCow5854> Bomb explosions at check-in booth American Airlines, Brussels Airport, Belgium
[07:41:06] <SoyCow5854> Have put in sub under breaking news
[07:41:26] <SoyCow5854> Part of the roof of the departure hall has been reported to have collapsed
[07:42:03] <SoyCow5854> Explosions follow arrest Salah Abdeslam
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[07:42:43] <SoyCow5854> Partial roof collapse confirmed
[07:43:03] <SoyCow5854> Looks like complete departure hall has been destroyed
[07:43:32] <SoyCow5854> departure hall has capacity for thousands of people
[07:44:43] <Subsentient> SoyCow5854: Damn. And, pick a nick? :^)
[07:46:58] <SoyCow5854> twitter feed https://twitter.com^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^search
[07:47:49] <SoyCow5854> picture at RavenHUWolf post is taken a couple of miles away
[07:48:10] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[07:50:06] <SoyCow5854> explosion hit at busiest moment of the day
[07:53:45] <SoyCow5854> 15-30 dead reported as yet; extensive security measures were in place due to airport being a main hub for EU staff
[08:08:00] <SoyCow5854> third unexploded bomb packet found; 2 explosions confirmed
[08:12:56] <fffd> southern europe has become such a shithole
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[08:42:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microkernel, Rust-Programmed Redox OS's Devs Slam Linux, Unix, GPL - http://sylnt.us - we're-gonna-create-our-own-mistakez! || Bomb explosions at Brussels Airport - http://sylnt.us - not-again
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[09:43:19] <crutchy> fish tank screensaver... https://www.travelblog.org
[09:43:20] <NetCraft> ^ 03Computer screen fish tank | Photo
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[10:13:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anti-DRM Protest Gathered at W3C Meeting - http://sylnt.us - gathering-storm-clouds,-too
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[11:23:46] <cmn32480> ~restart
[11:23:48] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (47.6 kb)
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[11:24:35] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:24:37] * exec theoretically blows a caravan of 05fresh shit at crutchy
[11:24:50] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 o/
[11:24:52] * exec fanatically launches a staff of jesus juice toward cmn32480
[11:25:00] <crutchy> my coffee runded out :(
[11:25:18] <cmn32480> oh no!
[11:25:21] <cmn32480> red alert
[11:25:22] <cmn32480> danger
[11:25:23] <cmn32480> danger
[11:25:30] <cmn32480> WOOP WOPP WOOP!
[11:27:20] <crutchy> nah its almost bed time anyway
[11:27:22] <crutchy> ~time
[11:27:24] <exec> Tuesday, 22 March 2016 @ 10:27 pm GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[11:27:34] <crutchy> only got half day of work tomorrow :D
[11:27:44] <crutchy> got kiddies school thingy
[11:27:55] <crutchy> got nfi what its about, but i get half day off woohoo!
[11:28:27] <crutchy> something easter-related i assume
[11:29:40] <cmn32480> lucky
[11:29:58] <cmn32480> I get my daughter dropped off at the office today while the wife goes to get her eyes checked
[11:30:07] <cmn32480> so that ought to be fun!
[11:50:19] <crutchy> my bosses kids come to work sometimes. seems like it would be stressful
[11:51:23] <cmn32480> nah
[11:51:26] <cmn32480> it ain't so bad
[11:51:42] <cmn32480> my daughter is pretty quiet, and if I know my wife, she'll have her tablet
[11:51:54] <cmn32480> so it ought not be an issue
[11:54:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> so the daughter is old enough to entertain herself quietly?
[11:58:07] <crutchy> ~g'night folks
[11:58:09] * exec hurriedly flicks a rusty trombone of turtle jizz at folks
[11:58:13] <crutchy> i'm off to count sheep
[11:58:15] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[11:58:17] * exec faithfully farts yo mama of pink taco at crutchy
[11:58:18] <cmn32480> get some rest
[11:58:27] <cmn32480> ~moo
[11:58:28] <exec> (__)
[11:58:29] <exec> (oo)
[11:58:30] <exec> /------\/
[11:58:30] <exec> / | ||
[11:58:31] <exec> * /\---/\
[11:58:32] <exec> ~~ ~~
[11:58:33] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[11:59:02] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd - yeah she's 4. Tablet + Youtube = quiet kid
[12:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:18:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2380
[12:20:22] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:20:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2381
[12:22:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Greetings from armadillo
[12:24:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather Amarillo, tx
[12:24:10] <MrPlow> Today: A mix of clouds and sun with gusty winds. High 88F. Winds SW at 25 to 35 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 50 mph. Tomorrow: Windy with a few clouds from time to time. High 62F. Winds W at 25 to 40 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 50 mph.
[12:24:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> _____
[12:24:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> < Moo >
[12:24:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> -----
[12:24:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> \ ^__^
[12:24:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> \ (oo)\_______
[12:24:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> (__)\ )\/\
[12:24:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> ||----w |
[12:24:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> || ||
[12:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[12:24:57] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny and windy. High 73F. Winds SSW at 25 to 35 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph. Tomorrow: Sun and a few clouds with gusty winds. High 79F. Winds SSW at 25 to 35 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.
[12:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Nice, that's fishing weather that is
[12:27:25] * AndyTheAbsurd decides *not* to abuse both cowsay and the channel
[12:35:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay phone typing sucks
[12:35:17] <exec> ____________________
[12:35:17] <exec> < phone typing sucks >
[12:35:17] <exec> --------------------
[12:35:17] <exec> \ ^__^
[12:35:17] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[12:35:18] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[12:35:19] <exec> ||----w |
[12:35:20] <exec> || ||
[12:43:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> Kay, nothing broken, so I'm gonna bail and start getting ready to go back to OK
[12:44:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday soylent
[12:44:21] * exec buttmagically crossbreeds a thingy of dollar-store ice cream with soylent
[13:03:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> ____________________________________
[13:03:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> / oN sRceeN KeyBoards suCK. Hardware \
[13:03:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> \ keyboard any day. /
[13:03:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> ------------------------------------
[13:03:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> \
[13:03:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> \ \_\_ _/_/
[13:03:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> \ \__/
[13:03:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> (oo)\_______
[13:03:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> (__)\ )\/\
[13:03:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> ||----w |
[13:03:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> || ||
[13:03:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> See? SEE? I *told* you I'd be abusive. I've got my own cowfiles.
[13:15:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fantasy Sport Gambling Sites Shut Down in New York Pending Appeals Court Case - http://sylnt.us - what-are-the-odds-of-that-happening
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[13:35:54] <Runaway1956> MOOOOOO
[13:36:37] cosurg1 is now known as cosurgi
[13:42:16] <Runaway1956> Brussels reaps the whirlwind - buncha liberal assed fools
[13:43:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> if they just would stop trying to get people to eat their sprouts, maybe this wouldn't have happened!
[14:46:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why We Should Fear a Cashless World - http://sylnt.us - in-for-a-penny-in-for-a-pound
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[15:31:18] <Runaway1956> Uh-oh. I've just scrolled up. Apparently, they've captured TheMightBuzzard
[15:31:33] <Runaway1956> NOBODY goes back to Oklahoma voluntarily . . . .
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[16:29:47] <cmn32480> I hate it when people suffer from cranial rectal inversion
[16:31:55] <nick> ...
[16:37:22] <cmn32480> we've started calling it a CRI incident
[16:37:38] <cmn32480> ~define cranial rectal inversion
[16:37:39] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03cranial rectal inversion: The act of having your head up your ass.
[16:38:22] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - he was a great programmer while he lasted... :-(
[16:48:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stack Overflow Releases Surprising 2016 Developer Survey - http://sylnt.us - javascript-wins-out
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[18:02:34] <mechanicjay> :( 10 year old thinkpad isn't doing so well
[18:03:31] <cmn32480> that sucks
[18:04:06] <mechanicjay> GPU overheats and shuts the machine down *before* the fan kicks into "oh fuck" mode.
[18:04:26] <mechanicjay> if I manually force it into "oh fuck" mode no problems.
[18:04:39] <cmn32480> speedfan is your firend
[18:04:42] <mechanicjay> Could be the heatsink going bad (I'm already on my 2nd heatsink)
[18:04:54] <mechanicjay> is there a speedfor for linux?
[18:05:02] <mechanicjay> s/speedfor/speedfan/g
[18:06:30] <cmn32480> dunno
[18:06:36] <cmn32480> I've only ever run it on Windows
[18:07:22] <mechanicjay> I'm just poking strings into /proc/acpi/ibm/* to monitor things.
[18:07:43] <mechanicjay> poking? how about an echo.
[18:07:51] <mechanicjay> could probably script it..
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[18:07:57] <mechanicjay> speedfan via bash
[18:08:11] <cmn32480> http://www.tomshardware.com
[18:08:11] <NetCraft> ^ 03equivalent for speedfan on linux - Fan - Open Source Software
[18:08:35] <cmn32480> https://www.reddit.com
[18:08:36] <NetCraft> ^ 03Too Many Requests
[18:09:07] <cmn32480> https://sourceforge.net
[18:09:09] <NetCraft> ^ 03fanCON - Fan control for Linux systems download | SourceForge.net
[18:09:17] <cmn32480> my google-fu is strong today!
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[18:10:12] <mechanicjay> cmn32480++
[18:10:12] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 56
[18:11:26] <cmn32480> what little I can dop
[18:11:36] <cmn32480> s/dop/do/
[18:11:45] <cmn32480> ~sed on\
[18:11:49] <cmn32480> ~sed on
[18:11:51] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
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[18:19:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astrophysicists Catch Two Supernovae at the Moment of Explosion - http://sylnt.us - Illudium-PU36-explosive-space-modulator-is-a-firecracker
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[19:03:30] * Subsentient is pleased with the working ignore support in NEXUS
[19:03:52] * SirFinkus ignores Subsentient
[19:50:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google, Microsoft, Yahoo Collaborate for a New Encrypted Email Transport Protocol - http://sylnt.us - not-reading-anyone's-mail
[19:52:42] <cmn32480> SirFinkus - doesn't everybody?
[20:00:57] <cmn32480> another CRI.... salesrep can't seem to understand that the door locks require you to pass you card in front of the sensor, THEN pull on the door
[20:01:48] <cmn32480> he was pulling on the door and swiping his card... to solenoid in the lock wouldn't release....
[20:56:53] <crutchy> that damn newnton's 3rd law
[20:56:57] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:56:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2382
[20:57:34] <cmn32480> ~gmorning crutchy
[20:57:41] <cmn32480> ~g'morning crutchy
[20:57:43] * exec irresponsibly launches a sweaty armpit of boiled dog stuffed with rice toward crutchy
[20:57:51] <crutchy> yummy
[20:57:59] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 o/
[20:58:01] * exec diabolically queefs a D cup of 05fresh shit at cmn32480
[20:58:14] <cmn32480> yummy?
[20:59:01] <cmn32480> or not
[21:11:45] <Subsentient> ~g'day exec
[21:11:47] * exec ceremoniously reticulates a mountain of vibrating rooster sammich for exec
[21:11:58] <Subsentient> nice
[21:21:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Army Creates Virtual Reality Dome to Assess Soldier Thinking During Combat - http://sylnt.us - call-of-future-warfare
[21:47:17] <SirFinkus> well, bombed my guitar final
[22:03:27] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: my condolences
[22:03:48] * SirFinkus heres the sound of wind and crickets chirping
[22:04:29] * Subsentient farts to liven things up
[22:12:33] <SirFinkus> you really should do something about that flatulence and vomiting problem you have
[22:21:21] <SirFinkus> http://komonews.com Subsentient, get out of that tree
[22:21:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03Seattle Event | News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO
[22:24:08] <SirFinkus> holy shit, the resources expended
[22:24:20] <SirFinkus> pretty effective form of terrorism
[22:24:37] * SirFinkus wonders when isis will claim responsiblity
[22:30:46] <SirFinkus> TENSE STANDOFF
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[23:09:36] <SirFinkus> http://q13fox.com
[23:09:36] <NetCraft> ^ 03Live Stream Two | Q13 FOX News
[23:09:39] <SirFinkus> audio
[23:12:14] <SirFinkus> "he's 80 feet in the air, and things can go south in a hurry" hahaha
[23:12:23] <SirFinkus> I get it
[23:23:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Microhotels Fight Airbnb with 65 Square Foot Rooms - http://sylnt.us - pack-lighter
[23:34:29] <SirFinkus> grabbing his junk now
[23:34:37] <SirFinkus> things are getting sexy
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[23:47:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahaa
[23:47:45] <Ethanol-fueled> The religion of peace strikes again!
[23:47:55] <SirFinkus> I know, it's terrible
[23:48:14] <SirFinkus> http://komonews.com best live stream at the moment, audio sucks though
[23:48:14] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03Seattle Event | News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO
[23:48:33] <SirFinkus> ISIS has claimed responsibility
[23:48:33] <Ethanol-fueled> That's what people get for thinking "milticulturalism" is a good idea.
[23:48:51] <SirFinkus> I don't know why he keeps taking his dick out though
[23:48:57] <Ethanol-fueled> "Hey, let'
[23:48:57] <Ethanol-fueled> "Het, let's invite a bunch of savages who hate us and won't integrate!"
[23:50:40] <Ethanol-fueled> The wimpifying of Europe experiment has been a smashing success. The population would rather die horribly than be named "racist" or "bigot"
[23:50:47] <Ethanol-fueled> All will of self-defense is lost completely
[23:52:42] <Ethanol-fueled> The terrorists, brought to Europe and protected by European governments, may now freely act as armies against the people.
[23:53:01] <SirFinkus> my anthropology professor said we shouldn't try to impose egalitarianism on people
[23:53:23] <SirFinkus> and that's why the middle east is such a mess
[23:54:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Tell your professor to atone for her sins by housing a muslim immigrant family from the Middle-East.
[23:54:25] <Ethanol-fueled> SHe'll show up to next lecture raped and disfigured and telling the class it was the fault of all white people.
[23:54:27] <SirFinkus> done with the class
[23:56:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Watch, in the next few days we'll be seeing a bunch of "anti-nazi" messages from Europe censuring anti-Islamists
[23:56:58] <SirFinkus> it's times like these I wish the good hitchens was alive, he's love this shit