#Soylent | Logs for 2016-03-19
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[00:00:06] <dogfart> the second returned /whois
[00:01:44] <Subsentient> weirs
[00:01:46] <Subsentient> weirs
[00:01:49] <Subsentient> weird
[00:01:58] <Subsentient> on phone lol
[00:03:03] <dogfart> i'm playing on same hexchat client as crutchy
[00:03:11] <dogfart> i'll try on mah phone now
[00:03:23] NetCraft is now known as fartspark
[00:03:54] <Subsentient> I am not even home. My desktop is also connected to NEXUS.
[00:04:28] <dogfart> derp. gotta install andchat
[00:04:28] <Subsentient> NEXUS is finally doing what it was designed for again.
[00:05:17] * dogfart ponders trying exec through it. that could be scary
[00:05:53] <Subsentient> might need to turn off scrollback for that.
[00:06:28] <Subsentient> --scrollbackenabled=false
[00:06:28] <fartspark> Karma - scrollbackenabled=false: -1
[00:06:33] <dogfart> is there a specific command for retriving scrollback?
[00:06:34] <Subsentient> lol
[00:06:49] <dogfart> nobody likes scrollbackenabled :(
[00:06:54] <Subsentient> no. just reconnection
[00:07:22] <dogfart> ah. yeah i guess exec doesn't need to read scrolback. that would probably be a bad idea
[00:07:23] <dogfart> lol
[00:07:33] <dogfart> responding to a command hours later :p
[00:07:44] <Subsentient> scrollback is meant to provide history.
[00:08:16] <Subsentient> all scrollback has a timestamp in front of it.
[00:08:35] <dogfart> k
[00:08:43] <dogfart> so not a proper privmsg
[00:09:08] <dogfart> or rather a proper privmsg with a time prefix in the trailing
[00:09:34] <Subsentient> well it is but the timestamp prevents boys from taking it as a command
[00:09:42] <dogfart> yup
[00:09:42] <Subsentient> boys*
[00:09:48] <dogfart> bots
[00:09:49] <dogfart> lol
[00:09:50] <Subsentient> bots
[00:10:02] <Subsentient> fk auto correct
[00:10:07] <dogfart> you gotta stop typing boys in your phone so often :p
[00:10:13] * dogfart ducks
[00:10:26] * Subsentient puke
[00:10:32] <Subsentient> dammit
[00:10:43] * Subsentient Pike's on dogfart
[00:10:43] <dogfart> touch_screns--
[00:10:43] <Bender> karma - touch_screns: -1
[00:10:48] <dogfart> lol
[00:11:06] <SirFinkus> fogdart
[00:11:49] <SirFinkus> I tried one of those caffeine pills
[00:11:55] <SirFinkus> freaking out a bit right now
[00:12:02] <SirFinkus> countering with booze
[00:12:05] <dogfart> nodoze?
[00:12:10] <dogfart> they're awesome
[00:12:15] <SirFinkus> idk, my friend gave me one
[00:12:17] <SirFinkus> 200mg
[00:12:27] <dogfart> i drove from victoria to queensland with them
[00:12:36] <dogfart> one every 4 hours or something
[00:13:10] <dogfart> it seems like you should be sleeping and driving into a tree, but your eyes just refuse to close
[00:13:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, wuss. that's only like two cups of coffee.
[00:13:23] <SirFinkus> I very rarely use caffeine
[00:13:27] <SirFinkus> so no tolerance
[00:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[00:13:46] <SirFinkus> I'm vibrating like crazy right now
[00:13:55] <dogfart> SirFinkus, so you're kinda behaving like my daughter on every other day then :p
[00:14:01] * TheMightyBuzzard is back and forth from the desktop to the showing of LotR to the chillins.
[00:14:11] <SirFinkus> I'm watching hannibal
[00:14:14] <SirFinkus> pretty good actually
[00:14:23] dogfart is now known as clarise
[00:14:38] <clarise> dunno if i spelt that right
[00:14:55] <SirFinkus> why does every cop show have the same exact black cop character?
[00:15:02] * TheMightyBuzzard puts the lotion on its skin
[00:15:09] <clarise> hmm. wonder how nexus copes with weird nick changes
[00:15:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you're forgetting Shaft
[00:15:22] <SirFinkus> basically the guy in the progressive commercials
[00:15:27] <SirFinkus> every damn show
[00:15:43] <clarise> Subsentient++
[00:15:43] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 48
[00:16:05] <clarise> so nexus isn't really a proper server i guess
[00:16:14] <clarise> its just passing messages through
[00:16:20] <clarise> kinda like an irc router
[00:17:10] <clarise> i suppose that's the point of a bouncer
[00:17:29] <clarise> except it doesn't punch drunk guys
[00:19:29] <clarise> wholly shit
[00:20:00] <clarise> the scrollback works lol
[00:21:28] <clarise> Subsentient, something i noticed when i connected with my phone was that i also got this appear on hexchat
[00:21:29] <clarise> * Channel #Soylent modes: +Pnt
[00:21:29] <clarise> * Channel #Soylent created
[00:21:31] <SirFinkus> scrolly shit?
[00:21:52] <clarise> is it meant to forward that all all clients when one connects?
[00:21:56] <clarise> *to all
[00:22:42] * clarise has a look at the hexchat raw log
[00:25:46] <clarise> nexus seems to be relaying 324, 329 and 352 to all clients
[00:25:53] <clarise> is that intended behavior?
[00:26:27] * clarise has never used a bnc before so the noob is strong with this one
[00:27:20] <clarise> guess it kinda makes sense. since all clients are connected as same nick
[00:27:37] <SirFinkus> mmm, beer
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[00:34:13] <Subsentient> yes it's a benign bug that I'm working on.
[00:40:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Have Built the Most Complex Light-Based Quantum Computer Chip Ever - http://sylnt.us - coming-"soon"
[00:42:38] <crutchy> Subsentient, https://github.com
[00:42:39] <fartspark> ^ 03Create readme by crutchy- · Pull Request #1 · Subsentient/nexus · GitHub
[00:43:09] <crutchy> not sure if its all correct. just thought i'd contribute what little i could
[00:44:19] <crutchy> not sure what some of the defaults are tbh :p
[00:44:39] <Subsentient> crutchy: Merged.
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[00:50:32] <crutchy> does nexus respond to stdin?
[00:51:08] * crutchy was wondering if there was a way to quit nexus if there aren't any clients attached
[00:51:15] <crutchy> (without ctrl+c)
[00:51:30] <Subsentient> crutchy: Not really, killall or something.
[00:51:35] <Subsentient> same with aqu4bot
[00:51:47] <crutchy> ctrl+c works :)
[00:51:52] <Subsentient> crutchy: With a client attached, do /msg nexus_control quit
[00:52:06] <crutchy> yeah figured that one before
[00:52:13] <crutchy> kinda seems logical :p
[00:52:45] <crutchy> hmm. forgot to mention nexus_control in the readme
[00:52:53] <Subsentient> it's alright, it's incomplete.
[00:52:57] <crutchy> heh
[00:53:29] <Subsentient> crutchy: More work is coming in the near future.
[00:53:56] <Subsentient> First thing is to fix a couple bugs, then I'm going to rewrite the scrollback internals to be more efficient and feature quits/parts/joins/modes etc
[00:55:08] <crutchy> one thing that was a bit confusing. maybe cos it was on my phone and hard to scroll through, but each time i disconnected and reconnected i couldn't tell how far back each scrollback was going, but it seemed to repeat stuff
[00:55:32] <crutchy> is nexus supposed to resend the same scrollback to a client more than once?
[00:56:14] <chromas> It could wrap the backlog with notices or something so you can tell where it starts and ends
[00:56:16] <Subsentient> crutchy: NEXUS uses time of creation to determine what scrollback is sent to who, not whether you've seen it or not.
[00:56:44] <Subsentient> I prefer it that way actually, if my client errors out and I've already seen it, I get more context.
[00:57:00] <crutchy> mkay
[00:57:08] <crutchy> maybe could be a future option
[00:57:13] <crutchy> different scrollback modes
[00:57:18] <Subsentient> crutchy: Sounds very hard to code, actually.
[00:58:06] <crutchy> you could do it by keeping track of the timestamp of the last thing sent to the client, and then if the client dc's and reconnects, just send anything after that timestamp
[00:58:38] <Subsentient> crutchy: NEXUS identifies clients by their socket descriptor internally. That's the main identifier. If that changes, NEXUS has no idea who this new guy who just connected is.
[00:58:38] <chromas> Up to its most recent ping/pong
[00:59:04] <crutchy> doesn't keep track of ip:port for each client?
[00:59:09] <chromas> You could make use of logins
[00:59:33] <Subsentient> It does keep track, but in order to support multiple clients from what appears to be the same IP, it must identify via socket descriptors.
[01:00:09] <crutchy> hmm
[01:00:33] <crutchy> that kinda sounds like a similar problem i was working on for my ircd project a while ago
[01:00:53] <crutchy> i used an id appended to the username or something, but that's clinky
[01:00:59] <crutchy> *clunky
[01:01:39] <chromas> You could set the username
[01:02:54] <Subsentient> crutchy: you can view the scrollback sending code at server.cpp line 194.
[01:02:58] <crutchy> my ircd allowed multiple clients to access the same nick by returning an id to the first client to connect and authenticate, and then any subsequent cleints could access that same nick by appending the id to their username. the ircd would trim the id off for subsequent output
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[01:04:05] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon_] by Aphrodite
[01:04:22] <takyon_> i'll edit your stories
[01:04:25] <takyon_> #drunkedits
[01:04:36] <Subsentient> crutchy: Also, line 406 in server.cpp
[01:05:48] <Subsentient> and line 106 in scrollback.cpp
[01:06:56] <takyon_> don't leave my story with 0 comments
[01:06:56] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[01:06:57] <fartspark> ^ 03SN article: Nerve Stimulation May Recover Memories in Alzheimer's Patients (Mice) 04(0 comments)
[01:08:10] <SirFinkus> takyon_ you're own fault, should have included a trump angle
[01:08:24] <Subsentient> lol
[01:08:24] <SirFinkus> or shit, mention ronald reagan
[01:10:07] <chromas> Ronald Trump McDonald
[01:10:19] <Subsentient> takyon: https://soylentnews.org
[01:10:22] <fartspark> ^ 03SN comment by [02Subsentient (1111)] (02Score:2)
[01:10:24] <Subsentient> takyon_:
[01:10:25] <takyon_> i thought the mice angle would get people in there
[01:11:02] <takyon_> Moderating... -1 (Offtopic) Used tampons are delicious. (12697-320247, 4 points left)
[01:11:24] <takyon_> thanks, I appreciate it, come again'
[01:11:37] <SirFinkus> lol
[01:12:16] <takyon_> site seems slow
[01:12:45] <takyon_> I am the only ed available.
[01:13:06] <takyon_> I am the barrier between story oblivion and... stuff nobody cares about
[01:13:12] <takyon_> since nobody comments on fri/sat/sun
[01:13:27] <SirFinkus> site does seem slow
[01:13:56] <takyon_> basic actions taking a while
[01:14:15] <takyon_> I know TMB found some weird daily report thing that was hogging the server CPUs, and killed it off
[01:14:34] <SirFinkus> I blame the mob of people commenting after you browbeat them into looking at your story
[01:14:43] <SirFinkus> good job takyon_
[01:14:48] <SirFinkus> your broke the site
[01:15:00] <takyon_> thx
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[01:16:57] <takyon_> oh damn it is epic slow
[01:20:01] <takyon_> TheMightyBuzzard
[01:23:13] <SirFinkus> seems pretty snappy now
[01:31:10] <takyon_> yeah
[01:33:41] <Runaway1956> booby trap here - http://www.foxnews.com
[01:33:42] <fartspark> ^ 03Assault prompts entrepreneur to design self-defense sports bra | Fox News
[01:37:29] <Runaway1956> Paris attack suspect caught - https://www.washingtonpost.com
[01:37:30] <fartspark> ^ 03Key suspect in Paris attacks captured in Brussels raid; four others arrested - The Washington Post
[01:37:49] <Runaway1956> Why is Brussels always the center of terrorism activity in Europe?
[01:37:58] <Runaway1956> Maybe because they are to liberal?
[01:39:51] <nick> geographically, and politically it is a strategically convenient location
[01:40:35] <Runaway1956> I understand that nick - but Belgians should also understand that
[01:40:55] <Runaway1956> They permit this kind of thing to happen with their lack of vigilance
[01:41:06] <nick> the belgians do what they're told, like the rest of europe
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[01:43:05] <nick> also much of europe does not have good memories of door to door raids on the 'undesirable minorities'
[01:43:51] <nick> i've spoken to belgians who are quite up for building a big wall around belgium
[01:45:01] <Runaway1956> http://kurdishdailynews.org
[01:45:03] <fartspark> ^ 03Women?s secret film from within closed city of Islamic State ? KURDISH DAILY NEWS
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[01:58:51] <chromas> Yes, put a giant wall around Belgium. And a grid of walls inside too. Then bring in the Canucks to carpet bomb them with maple syrup
[02:01:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, sup?
[02:02:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, if it's about the site being bogged down, fixed.
[02:05:34] <Subsentient> crutchy: NEXUS now searches the current working directory for NEXUS.conf instead of its own custom folders. So, now config load will be automatic.
[02:06:19] <chromas> Needs friendly error messages
[02:06:33] <chromas> "make a config file you faggot!"
[02:06:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> "rtfm you fucking noobass. oh, and have a nice day!"
[02:07:01] <Subsentient> chromas: I'm going to do something like that.
[02:07:09] <Subsentient> I'll go aqu4bot-esque with a config file generator.
[02:07:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> just have it write one itself with the default values
[02:07:46] <Subsentient> Nah, I'll make a generator.
[02:08:17] <chromas> systemctl cat nexus.service
[02:08:18] <exec> 02trying to cat nexus.service...
[02:08:21] <exec> ...04failed! - use epoch instead: http://universe2.us
[02:09:23] <Subsentient> Indeed.
[02:09:28] <Subsentient> Behold my undying glory!
[02:09:54] <Subsentient> crutchy: here?
[02:11:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Social Media Users' Brains Scanned with fMRI - http://sylnt.us - nothing-found
[02:12:29] <Subsentient> chromas: Any bugs you can report in the current git/master?
[02:14:08] <chromas> Not at home at the moment. Never could get the bot to quit disconnecting from it even though the irc clients seemed to work. Also the backlog was still emitted. The bot's using the old version
[02:14:41] <Subsentient> chromas: I'd try the newest git/master, it's *actually* stable. Had lots of unclean disconnects from me suspending my laptop and switching to wifi on the phone... no crashes!
[02:15:05] * chromas has the urge to copycat and make an irc bouncer
[02:15:45] <chromas> I'll give it a go tonight
[02:18:01] <Subsentient> chromas: what would you write yours in?
[02:20:15] <chromas> The usual ;)
[02:21:03] <chromas> If I'd probably write a different protocol instead of trying to hack shit onto the irc one. I was thinking making it http-like
[02:22:11] <Subsentient> chromas: So... how will IRC clients connect to it?
[02:23:13] <Subsentient> You thinking of making webmail for IRC?
[02:27:16] <crutchy> pascal of course :D
[02:27:44] <Subsentient> crutchy: there you are you dropbear-humping wombat.
[02:28:31] * crutchy was doing dishes and putting out garbage
[02:29:50] <takyon_> basically'
[02:29:55] <takyon_> fuck everything''
[02:30:45] <Subsentient> crutchy: Did you get the message?
[02:31:00] <crutchy> message?
[02:31:01] <Subsentient> NEXUS now searches the current working directory for NEXUS.conf, no more --configfile= needed
[02:31:06] <crutchy> ah
[02:31:08] <crutchy> noice
[02:31:51] * crutchy shold really have a look at the bug in activity.php that keeps pinging the #debug channel occasionally
[02:32:10] <Subsentient> crutchy: exec is php?
[02:32:14] <crutchy> yeah
[02:32:26] <crutchy> well, activity.php is just a script
[02:32:31] <crutchy> but the bot is php as well
[02:32:54] <Subsentient> crutchy: source? I think you gave it to me before
[02:33:05] <crutchy> sylnt.us/execsrc
[02:33:09] <crutchy> derp
[02:33:13] <crutchy> http://sylnt.us
[02:33:14] <fartspark> ^ 03GitHub - crutchy-/exec-irc-bot ( https://github.com )
[02:36:52] <Subsentient> crutchy: You have the most useless commit messages I have ever seen.
[02:37:06] <crutchy> heh. they're automated
[02:37:18] <crutchy> all i do to add/commit/push is 'git up'
[02:37:42] <crutchy> but you're right. they're pretty pointless
[02:38:00] <Subsentient> crutchy: Why bother with version control at all?
[02:38:10] <crutchy> i don'
[02:38:18] <crutchy> t really use it for version control
[02:38:24] <crutchy> not for my bot anyways
[02:38:35] <crutchy> its just an offsite backup and public share :p
[02:38:38] <Subsentient> lol
[02:38:50] <Subsentient> aqu4bot is at least clean :^)
[02:39:03] <crutchy> i use git & gitlab at work
[02:39:09] <crutchy> with proper commit messages
[02:39:22] <Subsentient> crutchy: You do php for work?
[02:39:27] <crutchy> some yeah
[02:39:36] <Subsentient> crutchy: what do you mostly do?
[02:39:46] <crutchy> structural engineering
[02:39:49] <Subsentient> ahh nice
[02:40:06] <Subsentient> crutchy: Can you design me some vibrating buttplugs and horse dildos?
[02:40:36] * Subsentient is making a reference to ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos on freenode
[02:40:43] <crutchy> hmm. i think that would require a lot of system design and testing. would be pricey :p
[02:41:51] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[02:41:51] <fartspark> ^✓ 03Butthole Surfers - Pepper - YouTube
[02:41:57] <crutchy> but yeah exec is a pretty sloppy codebase. kinda just evolved that way
[02:42:29] <crutchy> i try to still keep the actual source neat though
[02:43:33] <Subsentient> crutchy: aqu4bot's source is a model of beauty and perfection. :^3
[02:44:01] <crutchy> mine is a model of throw shit at the wall and see what sticks :D
[02:44:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine is a model of a 69 camaro
[02:44:49] <crutchy> maaate!
[02:45:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually testbot is more of a 75 pinto
[02:45:27] <crutchy> lol
[02:45:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> that will change though
[02:45:45] <crutchy> as long as you don't have a rear impact you'll be ok then :D
[02:46:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, not a gremlin
[02:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://youtu.be
[02:47:07] <fartspark> ^ 03Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[02:47:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh my bad, that's an official video. crutchy can't watch.
[02:48:00] * crutchy has miss 7 with him. no links shall be clicked anyway :p
[02:49:18] <crutchy> i have nfi what $channel_data is used for in activity.php
[02:49:29] <cmn32480> ~gday fuckers
[02:49:31] * exec explicitly sodomizes a D cup of coffee with fuckers
[02:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ jerry was a race car driver / drove so goddamned fast / never did win no checkered flags / but he never did come in last ♫
[02:49:49] <cmn32480> ~g'morning crutchy
[02:49:51] * exec prematurely nudges a bongload of butt butter toward crutchy
[02:49:56] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[02:49:58] * exec theoretically writes a fanfic featuring a chariot of tacos about cmn32480
[02:50:09] <cmn32480> turns out my Pinewood Derby cars still work :-)
[02:50:29] * cmn32480 wonders if they are pink tacos
[02:50:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it's that time again too. roomie's boy just drug his block o wood home today.
[02:50:47] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage pink taco
[02:50:48] <exec> added to beverages
[02:50:57] <cmn32480> ours is tomorrow
[02:51:14] <cmn32480> my Mom kept my cars from when I was a c\Cub Scout
[02:51:25] <cmn32480> we used them tonight to test the track
[02:51:39] <crutchy> wow that's hard core momology
[02:51:44] <cmn32480> damn things need historic plates...
[02:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically just build a toothpick with wheels.
[02:51:57] <cmn32480> that weighs 5 ounces
[02:52:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> right.
[02:52:28] <cmn32480> i got a real kick out of seeing my cars run again
[02:52:56] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders melting down a couple of his fishing weights to fill a lighter car up to 5oz
[02:53:10] <cmn32480> we aren't allowed to use real lead anymore
[02:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> fascists!
[02:53:32] <crutchy> gold is pretty heavy
[02:53:35] <cmn32480> they use washers I think
[02:53:45] <cmn32480> the dryers are too light
[02:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes sense
[02:54:14] <crutchy> that's dryerist!
[02:54:18] <cmn32480> yep
[02:54:23] <crutchy> 'go dryer! shake that fine ass!'
[02:54:31] <cmn32480> lol
[02:54:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, it's past my bedtime and i gotta get up an hour early tomorrow.
[02:55:05] <cmn32480> drive safe buzzard
[02:55:05] <crutchy> bugger
[02:55:08] <crutchy> ~time
[02:55:10] <exec> Saturday, 19 March 2016 @ 1:55 pm GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[02:55:17] <cmn32480> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[02:55:19] <exec> Friday, 18 March 2016 @ 9:55 pm CDT - Humboldt, TN 38343, USA
[02:55:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ride. it's a DOT truck and i ain't got a class A license.
[02:55:45] <cmn32480> snooze on the road!
[02:55:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn skippy
[02:55:51] <crutchy> get the skateboard out and go full mcfly
[02:56:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, too old n fat. did that as a kid though.
[02:56:11] <cmn32480> how the fuck did you manage to hitcha ride on a DOT truck back to OK>
[02:56:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie's company truck is DOT tagged.
[02:56:37] <cmn32480> ahhhhhhhhh
[02:56:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause he gotta haul this bigass 5th wheel trailer occasionally
[02:57:02] <cmn32480> gotcha
[02:57:12] <cmn32480> ride in the 5th wheel and nap the whole way
[02:57:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> taking it with us this time to pick up some stainless pipe one day out of the 7. makes diesel the whole way and back paid for.
[02:58:38] <takyon_> fgnnjjfgnjfgnjfgnjgf'
[02:58:54] <cmn32480> nice
[03:00:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, excellent company to work for. they cover his gas around town and on the road. only don't cover if he's going out of state on a trip or something. unless he does business while doing it like this time.
[03:01:21] <cmn32480> so that 1 8ft length of stainless steel pipe is costing them..... a lot
[03:02:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh it's legit. bunch of 20' sections of stainless pipe for an install next month that woulda had to come out this way sooner or later anyway.
[03:02:04] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: How goes it?
[03:02:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> new truck every 60k miles. new computer every 3 years. ditto phone.
[03:02:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, pretty good. bout to grab some sack time in a few then hit the road at 5am.
[03:02:52] * cmn32480 wonders if they are hiring
[03:03:26] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You wanna test NEXUS? See, I'm asking you for a time consuming favor that you might uncomfortably agree to and immediately regret, because despite not feeling up to it, you don't want to be rude.
[03:03:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. it's electrical and mechanical work but it's of the dead easy variety.
[03:03:41] * cmn32480 is a computer nerd.
[03:03:52] <cmn32480> the extent of my manual labor is racking servers
[03:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, see above re sleep and being gone in seven hours.
[03:04:08] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: :^)
[03:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, yeah they gots no need for us nerdy types. plus they're a bunch of fucking west texans.
[03:04:29] * Subsentient looks at cmn32480, smiles mischeivously
[03:05:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> means their idea of a hilarious practical joke is throwing a hundred pack of black cats under the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit.
[03:05:20] * cmn32480 tell Subsentient that' he'd love to, but doenst' know the first thing about bots, or testing, or IRC, or this new fangled internet thingie fad
[03:05:47] <cmn32480> nice
[03:05:53] <cmn32480> oil and gas
[03:05:58] <Subsentient> Lucky. My friends already know I'm a programmer. I can't pull the stupid card on them.
[03:06:26] * cmn32480 is a network/Windows/Wireless admin
[03:06:32] <cmn32480> and occassional editor
[03:06:38] <Subsentient> cmn32480: REPENT
[03:06:41] <crutchy> who is currently hosting an irc bot :p
[03:06:48] <Subsentient> 4REPENT
[03:06:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, cattle/chicken feed additives. they spend money like they're oil though.
[03:06:59] <cmn32480> #smake crutchy
[03:06:59] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a led zeppelin
[03:07:09] <Subsentient> $burrito cmn32480
[03:07:10] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at cmn32480
[03:07:12] * crutchy basks in the smake
[03:07:22] <cmn32480> #smake crutchy
[03:07:22] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a 988
[03:07:27] <cmn32480> $burrito crutchy
[03:07:27] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[03:07:41] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[03:07:43] * exec faithfully bitchslaps an assload of 🕷 with crutchy
[03:07:45] <crutchy> 💩
[03:07:46] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[03:07:54] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 o/
[03:07:57] * exec metrosexually writes a fanfic featuring a sacful of wasabi gummy fish about cmn32480
[03:08:04] <crutchy> lol
[03:08:11] <Subsentient> nice oe
[03:08:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was an odd one
[03:08:13] <Subsentient> nice one
[03:08:14] <cmn32480> chromas is a sick sick man
[03:08:16] <Subsentient> !grab exec
[03:08:16] <Bender> Added quote 696
[03:08:29] <cmn32480> !quote 696
[03:08:29] <Bender> Quote 696 - <exec> Friday, 18 March 2016 @ 9:55 pm CDT - Humboldt, TN 38343, USA
[03:08:38] <cmn32480> can't grad actions
[03:08:38] <crutchy> derp
[03:08:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #last exec
[03:09:02] * TheMightyBuzzard taps his chin
[03:09:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[03:09:05] <MrPlow> battlestations, blackuweather, bnk, default, dothis, find, help, join, klingon, newnick, part, perl6, ping, redtube, roll, seen, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, whereis, youtube
[03:09:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh
[03:09:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen exec
[03:09:15] <MrPlow> Sat Mar 19 03:07:57 2016 on #Soylent: metrosexually writes a fanfic featuring a sacful of wasabi gummy fish about cmn32480
[03:09:16] <crutchy> #seen exec
[03:09:16] <MrPlow> Sat Mar 19 03:07:57 2016 on #Soylent: metrosexually writes a fanfic featuring a sacful of wasabi gummy fish about cmn32480
[03:09:17] <cmn32480> apparently that last smakle on crutchy broke him
[03:09:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just forgot what all he does
[03:09:35] <chromas> Needs a pacman -Ss command
[03:09:36] <cmn32480> !grab Mrplow
[03:09:36] <Bender> Added quote 697
[03:10:05] <cmn32480> !quote 697
[03:10:05] <Bender> Quote 697 - <Mrplow> Sat Mar 19 03:07:57 2016 on #Soylent: metrosexually writes a fanfic featuring a sacful of wasabi gummy fish about cmn32480
[03:10:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> could but no fucking way am i letting a bot get shell access. i ain't as crazy as crutchy.
[03:10:18] <crutchy> hehe. now MrPlow owns it :D
[03:10:26] <cmn32480> even better
[03:10:38] <crutchy> ~aur pacman
[03:10:40] <exec> 02error: package not found
[03:10:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~aur yaourt
[03:10:49] <Deucalion> all bots deserve to be run as root, what could possibly go wrong?
[03:10:52] <crutchy> ~update aur.php
[03:10:52] <exec> 02A pacman wrapper with extended features and AUR support
[03:10:52] <exec> 02https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/yaourt/
[03:11:04] <crutchy> Deucalion, lol
[03:11:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, well okay. he's running on boron though.
[03:11:23] * Subsentient loves how aqu4bot is written in C with SubStrings to prevent buffer overrun attacks
[03:11:41] <crutchy> chlorophil... more like... boraphil!
[03:11:55] * TheMightyBuzzard just abuses malloc/realloc like a fucking boss
[03:12:06] <Deucalion> boron will kick the bot's ass if it steps out of line... KABLAMMM!
[03:12:25] <crutchy> is there a lead server?
[03:12:30] <crutchy> that would be a heavy dude
[03:12:33] <takyon_> idvjidvnivdivdidv
[03:12:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> arguably boron. it's the one we all ssh into then go out to the rest from it.
[03:13:00] <crutchy> div did what?
[03:13:06] * Subsentient wishes he had credentials to play with SoyServers
[03:13:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept pj. he gets into whatever he wants from outside.
[03:13:08] <takyon_> v
[03:13:10] <cmn32480> there was.. but it is currently in my pinewood derby cars
[03:13:16] <crutchy> hmm. v is nasty
[03:13:22] <crutchy> a nasty v
[03:13:52] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage nasty v
[03:13:53] <exec> added to beverages
[03:13:54] <takyon_> sim trying to post a
[03:13:57] <takyon_> stiry
[03:14:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, bug paulej72. ye ain't got booted from staff yet and boron == staff server
[03:14:47] <Deucalion> Be prepared to answer the "why" question :D
[03:14:48] * Subsentient doesn't want to get anyone in trouble or have anyone do anything disallowed just so he can redefine localhost to microsoft.com on a soyserver
[03:14:57] * crutchy thinks TheMightyBuzzard misunderstood his question about a lead server :p
[03:15:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[03:15:18] <Subsentient> Better question: is there a palladium?
[03:15:32] <Deucalion> does that melt at a low temperature crutchy?
[03:15:36] <crutchy> there is at crown casino in melbourne
[03:15:41] <cmn32480> led vs leed (phonetically, of course)
[03:16:11] <Deucalion> ahh the joys of this fucked up language....
[03:16:12] <crutchy> don't listen to cmn32480.. he's trying to lead you astray
[03:16:21] <takyon_> oh fuck cmn32480
[03:16:28] <takyon_> he just posted the story I was all over
[03:16:31] <takyon_> m8
[03:16:35] <cmn32480> I don't smoke... why would I leed him to an ashtray?
[03:16:48] <Deucalion> because he smokes?
[03:16:49] <crutchy> with a nasty v
[03:16:50] * Subsentient begrudgingly sucks on his e-cig
[03:17:00] <takyon_> smoke weed erryday
[03:17:25] <Subsentient> My lease next year will have a 'no indoor smoking' clause, and I am not amused.
[03:17:27] <crutchy> we was doin that last night
[03:17:33] <crutchy> then we moved on to lsd
[03:17:43] * Subsentient doesn't smoke weed because he's lame
[03:17:51] <Deucalion> shiiit.... it's the 90's again
[03:17:59] * cmn32480 doenst' smoke weed because his job drug tests
[03:18:12] <crutchy> but that's the only reason :p
[03:18:26] <cmn32480> and I have kids
[03:18:32] <takyon_> "kids"
[03:18:33] * crutchy is a drug noob
[03:18:36] <takyon_> future potheads
[03:18:39] <crutchy> does panadol count?
[03:18:40] * TheMightyBuzzard doesn't smoke weed cause beer's cheaper and won't get him sent to jail for enjoying it on his porch
[03:18:42] * Subsentient doesn't like mind-altering recreational drugs anyways
[03:18:52] <takyon_> beer's bad
[03:18:54] <takyon_> use that acid
[03:19:04] <Subsentient> Or you could just snort fridge mold.
[03:19:07] <crutchy> sulfuric acid
[03:19:11] <SirFinkus> !whoup coffee
[03:19:11] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: TheMightyBuzzard: 1258, crutchy: 1137, Bytram: 292, Blackmoore: 237, cmn32480: 140, chromas: 92, crutchy_: 54, paulej72: 32, mrcoolbp: 31, Ethanol-fueled: 23, TheMightyLaptop: 22, cmn32480|away: 22, mechanicjay: 20, Bytram|away: 19, arti: 19, qkontinuum: 17, Runaway1956: 16, mattie_p: 16, AndyTheAbsurd: 16, everdred: 15, MrBluze: 15, TK: 12, Alberto: - 3 more
[03:19:23] <mrcoolbp> you bastage
[03:19:24] <SirFinkus> !more
[03:19:24] <Bender> 11, CoolHand: 10, exec: 9, crutchy__: 7, silverly: 6, Thouren: 5, Silverly: 5, idetuxs: 5, keplr: 5, cmn32480|sleepin: 4, matt_: 4, monopoly: 4, SpallsHurgenson: 4, juggs: 4, rand: 3, Blackmoore_: 3, systemd: 2, janrinok: 2, dyingtolive: 2, mattiep: 2, \: 2, TheMightyBuzzard|Book: 2, prospectacle: 2, ar: 2, Blackmoore|afk: 2, Bytram|afk: 2, dx3bydt3_: 1, alexbst: 1, Bald-headed-John-Plooker: - 2 more
[03:19:24] <Subsentient> !whoup c
[03:19:28] <Bender> uppers of c are: MrBluze: 9, crutchy: 8, Subsentient: 6, arti: 6, Gravis: 5, Landon: 4, d33tah: 3, SoyGuest63457: 1, TheMightyBuzzard: 1, SpallsHurgenson: 1, chromas: 1, martyb: 1, MrBluze|afk: 1, ar: 1, joe: 1, FunPika: 1, mtrycz: 1, BadCoderFinger: 1, idetuxs: 1, paulej72: 1, FoobarBazbot: 1, fieldmarshalsockpuppet: 1, Ethanol-fueled: 1, LancePodstrong: 1
[03:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, heyas mrcoolbp
[03:19:33] <Deucalion> stop that shit
[03:19:34] <crutchy> oh yeah i'm definitely a caffeine drugo
[03:19:41] <mrcoolbp> hey guys
[03:19:44] <takyon_> I think I minused coffee
[03:19:46] <crutchy> yo mrcoolbp
[03:19:48] <SirFinkus> so he does like mind altering recreational drugs
[03:19:50] <mrcoolbp> yo
[03:19:52] <crutchy> ~g'day mrcoolbp o/
[03:19:55] <cmn32480> that's fucked up SirFinkus
[03:19:55] * Deucalion spoons mrcoolbp
[03:19:56] * exec problematically pairs wide load of snack bar with mrcoolbp
[03:20:01] <mrcoolbp> ooh fancy
[03:20:07] * Subsentient offers mrcoolbp a dripping horse jizz and used tampon sandwich
[03:20:09] <SirFinkus> sorry, didn't mean to ping everyone
[03:20:09] <takyon_> this channel is hopping
[03:20:12] <cmn32480> ~gday mrc
[03:20:12] <takyon_> hey guys
[03:20:15] * exec retroactively slides an A cup of extra lives to mrc
[03:20:19] <crutchy> ~g'day takyon_
[03:20:21] <mrcoolbp> yo cmn32480
[03:20:21] * exec explicitly flicks a sacful of tacos at takyon_
[03:20:22] <SirFinkus> meant to just check if Subsentient upped coffee
[03:20:28] <takyon_> i want a tacos
[03:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, lies! that's the reason i always do it.
[03:20:36] <crutchy> ow me too :(\
[03:20:39] <Subsentient> Coffee usually makes me more tired, but I do enjoy it from time to time.
[03:20:42] <crutchy> time for soup
[03:20:43] <Deucalion> attention whores
[03:20:56] <Subsentient> I never get the caffeine energy boost, but oh boy do I get the crash.
[03:20:59] <SirFinkus> but serves you guys right for voting coffee up
[03:21:04] <crutchy> notice me sempai!
[03:21:25] <crutchy> coffee++ # is the shit
[03:21:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2371
[03:21:38] * Subsentient tears up thinking about his untreated chronic exhaustion
[03:21:40] <crutchy> ay TheMightyBuzzard.. wasssssuuuuuup!
[03:21:52] <takyon_> coffee sucks
[03:21:54] <takyon_> caffeine sucks
[03:21:57] <takyon_> get a real drug
[03:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm off to get like five hours of sleep then hit the road.
[03:22:04] <SirFinkus> have you tried meth Subsentient ?
[03:22:05] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: night.
[03:22:08] <crutchy> takyon_, caffeine pills?
[03:22:15] <SirFinkus> I hear that helps with exhaustion
[03:22:18] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I hear it can help me shed unwanted tooth weight.
[03:22:23] <takyon_> last time i used caffeine pills I had a nightmare
[03:22:28] <SirFinkus> teeth are overrated
[03:22:30] <takyon_> tru story
[03:22:31] <crutchy> oh yeah fat teeth are fugly
[03:22:32] <SirFinkus> just drink soylent
[03:22:48] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:22:50] * exec literally penetrates a goblet of 04,06derp with TheMightyBuzzard
[03:22:56] <Deucalion> how is caffeine the solution to not getting enough sleep... what logic is there in that?
[03:23:12] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I sleep like a baby 16 hours a night, and wake up dead exhausted.
[03:23:24] <SirFinkus> probably sleeping to much
[03:23:25] <Subsentient> I don't have depression, before anyone says that.
[03:23:28] <crutchy> not enough sleep is only a problem if you're tired
[03:23:33] <SirFinkus> if I sleep too much, I get a "sleep hangover"
[03:23:36] <Subsentient> I need a reason to be depressed, don't get the clinical depression.
[03:23:45] <Subsentient> Although I do get all nihilist sometimes.
[03:23:50] <crutchy> not enough peanut butter?
[03:24:06] <crutchy> that would definitely be cause for depression
[03:24:24] <cmn32480> or chocolate
[03:24:35] * Subsentient gargles some Skippy extra crunchy peanut butter
[03:24:58] * cmn32480 chucks in a few M&M's for good measure
[03:25:01] <crutchy> ~g dick butter
[03:25:03] <Deucalion> If exec continues to puke pink on purple shit I'll be killing colours on the channel.
[03:25:05] <exec> [google] www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dick+butter
[03:25:06] <Subsentient> I should order more Lord Gerbilius (tm) peanut butter.
[03:25:13] <crutchy> hmm
[03:25:13] <Subsentient> the peanut butter with the damnation aftertaste!
[03:25:15] <crutchy> that's not right
[03:25:19] <Subsentient> (tm)
[03:25:39] <takyon_> ,i just bought 64oz of peanut butter
[03:25:53] <crutchy> http://www.dicksmithfoods.com.au
[03:25:54] <fartspark> ^ 03Banned Dick Smith Peanut Butter Advertisement
[03:26:01] <Subsentient> Although a double-blind study found Lord Gerbilius brand peanut butter tastes more like "punishment and justice, with a hint of torture"
[03:26:11] <SirFinkus> 00,04t00,07h00,08a00,03t00,12'00,02s00,06 00,04n00,07o00,08 00,03f00,12u00,02n00,06 00,04D00,07e00,08u00,03c00,12a00,02l00,06i00,04o00,07n00,08
[03:26:26] <Subsentient> SirFinkus++
[03:26:26] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 32
[03:26:34] <Deucalion> ,op
[03:26:36] <Deucalion> .op
[03:26:37] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[03:26:41] <takyon_> 64oz of peanut butter all over my body
[03:26:51] <crutchy> go with vegemite
[03:26:59] <takyon_> go with the flow
[03:27:07] * cmn32480 shakes his head at #soylent on a friday night
[03:27:09] <crutchy> hmm. vegemite don't flow
[03:27:14] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Aphrodite
[03:27:16] <cmn32480> but it will make you flow
[03:27:20] <Subsentient> $chanctl deop Deucalion
[03:27:20] <aqu4> Ok.
[03:27:20] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by aqu4
[03:27:28] <Deucalion> .op
[03:27:28] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[03:27:30] <Subsentient> $chanctl deop Deucalion
[03:27:31] <aqu4> Ok.
[03:27:31] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by aqu4
[03:27:36] <crutchy> eat 64oz of vegemite and you might get some flow
[03:27:40] <crutchy> from your stomach :p
[03:27:43] <mrcoolbp> uh oh, it's an admin fight
[03:27:44] * mrcoolbp runs
[03:27:52] <SirFinkus> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[03:27:53] <takyon_> i gueess ill post sum subs]
[03:27:57] * Deucalion sighs
[03:27:59] <crutchy> something something something dark side...
[03:28:12] <Subsentient> I am the peanut butter side, Deucalion is the dark side.
[03:28:17] <takyon_> it;s time for self harm
[03:28:27] <takyon_> shit ill make a pbj
[03:28:29] <Subsentient> Deucalion: But on a serious note
[03:28:30] <crutchy> pretty sure Deucalion has uber god powahs
[03:28:35] <cmn32480> Deucalion would win the war. he has access to the back end.
[03:28:36] <takyon_> .op
[03:28:36] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o takyon_] by Aphrodite
[03:28:43] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I have experienced killjoy channels before
[03:28:50] <SirFinkus> do I even need to make the joke there cmn32480?
[03:28:56] <crutchy> lol
[03:28:58] <Subsentient> part of what makes this channel great is that I can lather my nuts in peanut butter and puke all over the walls and ceiling
[03:29:00] <cmn32480> certainly SirFinkus
[03:29:12] <takyon_> Subsentient that is a valid lifestyle
[03:29:19] <Subsentient> Let this stay the last refuge of the deranged.
[03:29:24] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[03:29:24] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[03:29:25] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:26] * crutchy sticks it up the back end of the war
[03:29:26] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:27] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:28] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:28] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:29] * aqu4 eats TheMightyBuzzard
[03:29:30] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:31] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:32] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:32] * aqu4 craps out TheMightyBuzzard on Aphrodite
[03:29:33] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:34] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:35] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:36] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:36] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[03:29:40] <SirFinkus> a wretched hive of scum and villainy
[03:29:50] <crutchy> ooh pickin fights with ops and service bots
[03:30:03] <takyon_> this is the level of entertainment this channel need
[03:30:06] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick Aphrodite
[03:30:06] <aqu4> Ok.
[03:30:12] <Subsentient> huh, doesn't work. :^P
[03:30:56] <crutchy> Aphrodite is here but also isn't here
[03:31:09] <Subsentient> It's a service bot, part of the IRC server software itself.
[03:31:16] <Subsentient> like NEXUS_CONTROL for NEXUS BNC.
[03:31:23] <SirFinkus> agent smith
[03:31:24] * Subsentient hugs his beloved BNC NEXUS
[03:31:44] <Subsentient> crutchy: Ready for some NEXUS trivia? What is the name of NEXUS a reference to?
[03:31:59] <crutchy> something about butt plugs?
[03:32:02] <SirFinkus> anagram of unsex
[03:32:12] <SirFinkus> it's newspeak
[03:32:14] * Subsentient waits to see if anyone gets it
[03:32:22] <SirFinkus> to refer to soylentils
[03:32:42] <Subsentient> Hint: it's not just about the functional behaviour of NEXUS
[03:32:58] * crutchy releases a zerg swarm onto Subsentient's nexus
[03:33:13] -!- aqu4 has quit [K-Lined]
[03:33:23] <crutchy> ooh lmao
[03:33:31] <SirFinkus> nexus is such a vague term, could be a reference to anything really
[03:33:41] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[03:33:43] <fartspark> ^ 03Nexus being meanie as usual in WZ2100 - YouTube
[03:33:47] <crutchy> uber god powahs right thur
[03:33:50] <Subsentient> Watch that video, then...
[03:33:52] <SirFinkus> it's an unfair question really
[03:33:52] <Deucalion> A whole 1 minute kline :D
[03:34:00] <crutchy> :p
[03:34:31] <Subsentient> After the video: https://github.com
[03:34:32] <fartspark> ^ 03nexus/nexus.cpp at master · Subsentient/nexus · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[03:36:56] * SirFinkus prefers his theory
[03:37:18] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:37:20] * exec ceremoniously nudges a 40 of prizes, prizes, pr'zises! toward #soylent
[03:37:28] <SirFinkus> night cmn32480
[03:37:34] <Subsentient> $burrito cmn32480
[03:37:45] <cmn32480> ~gnight SirFinkus
[03:37:48] * exec faithfully experiences ciri's butthole of string cheese with SirFinkus
[03:38:03] <SirFinkus> nice
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[03:38:20] <Subsentient> You know, I'm not easy to anger.
[03:38:24] <Subsentient> It's not an easy thing to do.
[03:38:26] <Subsentient> Irritate, sure.
[03:38:30] <Subsentient> Depress, maybe
[03:38:31] <Deucalion> rut-roh... sheeeee's baaaack!
[03:38:37] <Subsentient> but it's hard to make me angry.
[03:39:03] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I'm trying to stay calm while I tell you two things.
[03:39:12] <Subsentient> 1: it's hard to restart the bot.
[03:39:13] * Deucalion listens avidly
[03:39:24] <crutchy> lol
[03:39:26] <Deucalion> mmhmm
[03:39:47] <Deucalion> a single command... I understand, that can be hard sometimes... go on
[03:39:58] <crutchy> it needs to rebuild the borg cube first
[03:40:04] * SirFinkus grabs popcorn
[03:40:13] <takyon_> hdfhdfddffdjfdjd
[03:40:17] <Subsentient> 2: This channel needs to stay the refuge of the deranged and en-gerbilled. If you turn this channel into an authoritation hellhole like I've seen countless times before, I'll rip your intestines out through your navel and whip you to death with them.
[03:40:22] * cmn32480 wait with baited breath
[03:40:53] <takyon_> I think I'm ready to transcend #soylent
[03:40:57] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I usually don't have a shell open to my server, and my password is so long I have to copy it from a text file, that's not open. And then there's working directory issues with aqu4bot.
[03:41:39] * crutchy recommends not picking fights with uber gods then :p
[03:41:59] <Deucalion> .me looks around for an uber god....
[03:42:03] * Subsentient ties crutchy 's testicles in a knot and peels off his eyelids
[03:43:31] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I consider you a friend.. but please, don't turn #soylent into a #warzone2100-games
[03:44:09] <crutchy> pretty sure it would be a pretty one-sided game
[03:44:22] <Subsentient> yeah, whack a mole, and we're the moles.
[03:44:25] <Deucalion> I have no idea what that is.
[03:44:52] <Subsentient> THis channel has no bans. #warzone2100-games has less than half the users and a ban list longer than two pages of printing paper at size 8 font.
[03:45:01] <crutchy> its like flappy birds but in space
[03:45:49] <crutchy> Subsentient, why do they ban so much?
[03:46:01] <crutchy> is it very political?
[03:46:03] <SirFinkus> we've got some catching up to do I guess
[03:46:07] <Subsentient> crutchy: Because, and I'm not exaggerating at all, they literally enjoy abusing their power.
[03:46:22] <crutchy> oh. that sounds like the freenode creed
[03:46:32] <Subsentient> The most hostile environment of a channel I've ever seen.
[03:46:32] * SirFinkus eyes crutchy
[03:46:38] <SirFinkus> ENEMY ENEMY
[03:47:05] <crutchy> phew. at least i wasn't called a turrist
[03:47:07] <Subsentient> They threaten people with bans, which they sometimes carry out, for fun.
[03:47:15] <Subsentient> crutchy: tourist!
[03:47:23] <crutchy> noooooo!
[03:47:33] * crutchy happy snaps Subsentient
[03:47:45] * Subsentient hits crutchy with the vomit pressure hose
[03:47:55] <cmn32480> and on that note... I'm going to bed
[03:47:57] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I agree with you, we try to keep discussion open here... but bots with ops privilege... there has to be a line somewhere
[03:48:12] <crutchy> yeah... a l-line bahahahahaha!
[03:48:15] <cmn32480> ~gnight
[03:48:17] <crutchy> *k-line
[03:48:27] <cmn32480> ~gnight you_retards
[03:48:29] <crutchy> ~g'night cmn32480
[03:48:30] * exec casually pesters a singularity of skittles with you_retards
[03:48:31] * exec abnormally shoves a thingy of nerd-celebrity nudes in cmn32480
[03:48:49] <takyon_> ~g'night #soylent
[03:48:52] * exec single-candidly throws a pocketful of pascal at #soylent
[03:48:59] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I don't use that bot for that very often, but I saw you OP yourself threatening to whack someone for using colors.
[03:49:02] <Subsentient> I want you to see how that looked.
[03:49:13] * SirFinkus has an enemies list if anyone wants it
[03:49:14] <Subsentient> It literally made me angry.
[03:49:22] <takyon_> stop being nerds
[03:49:31] <takyon_> I want your enemies list SirFinkus
[03:49:33] <JamesNZ> ~rainbow NEEERRRRRRRDS!
[03:49:34] <takyon_> email it to me
[03:49:35] <exec> 00,08N00,09E00,12E00,02E00,06R00,04R00,07R00,08R00,09R00,12R00,02R00,06D00,04S00,07!
[03:49:41] <SirFinkus> angry enough to use 04RED TEXT
[03:49:45] <Deucalion> fuck really?
[03:49:45] <Subsentient> ~rainbow I farted and it smells like cheese
[03:49:47] <exec> 00,07I00,08 00,09f00,12a00,02r00,06t00,04e00,07d00,08 00,09a00,12n00,02d00,06 00,04i00,07t00,08 00,09s00,12m00,02e00,06l00,04l00,07s00,08 00,09l00,12i00,02k00,06e00,04 00,07c00,08h00,09e00,12e00,02s00,06e
[03:49:57] <SirFinkus> ?
[03:50:05] <crutchy> SirFinkus, does it include the dragon lady from game of thrones?
[03:50:09] <takyon_> email me your enemies list SirFinkus
[03:50:09] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Yeah, really, to either the "yeah you did that" and the "yes, lots of colors"
[03:50:50] <crutchy> Subsentient, i think it was just a british joke about the shitty pink/purple combo that exec used
[03:51:12] <crutchy> at least it didn't involve monty python :p
[03:51:13] <Deucalion> Subsentient, you do know that colour code crap looks like shit in some IRC clients right..... you know... accessible ones....
[03:51:14] <Subsentient> Deucalion: And then you klined aqu4 for trying to keep you from doing that, and I had to fire up a nice slow, laggy shell to restart it, and I was not laughing.
[03:51:30] <Subsentient> Deucalion: You can disable color client-side.
[03:51:37] <Subsentient> Don't shit on everyone's fun.
[03:51:51] <SirFinkus> 11,13teal on fuchsia is where its at
[03:51:56] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I do know I can also kill it server side too... your point?
[03:52:18] <crutchy> 03,03i'm gunna spoil your secrets now
[03:52:26] <Deucalion> really?
[03:52:28] <Subsentient> Deucalion: The point is, the 56 users here shouldn't have to lose their fun because 1 guy uses a weird funky IRC client.
[03:52:48] <Deucalion> nice
[03:52:54] <SirFinkus> color can be useful for bots too, I think the weather one uses it
[03:52:58] <Subsentient> $wz
[03:52:59] <aqu4> 8[1 of 1] Name: Butt Munch | Map: Bloat-T1 | Host: North Korea | Players: 4/5 8(private) | IP: 71.82.168.216 | Version: 3.1.3
[03:53:01] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[03:53:03] <Subsentient> $commands
[03:53:03] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[03:53:04] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, cycle8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[03:53:05] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 49°F / 9°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind W at 0 mph, humidity 49% - Friday mostly cloudy (39°F:62°F / 4°C:17°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (45°F:59°F / 7°C:15°C), Sunday showers (44°F:54°F / 7°C:12°C), Monday rain (39°F:52°F / 4°C:11°C)
[03:53:10] <Subsentient> There are uses for it.
[03:53:17] <Subsentient> It's one of my favorite things about IRC.
[03:53:26] <SirFinkus> might be the other weather bot
[03:53:32] <crutchy> i like the shape
[03:53:51] <SirFinkus> crutchy is my favorite thing about irc
[03:53:53] * SirFinkus hugs crutchy
[03:53:57] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I have seen IRC clients crash because someone used a /me, does that mean it should be banned?
[03:54:08] <takyon_> you lot are boring. time to sub now byeeeeeeeee
[03:54:16] <takyon_> ~rainbow g
[03:54:18] <exec> 00,06g
[03:54:20] * crutchy offers SirFinkus one of his favorite crayons... only a little bit chewed on
[03:54:33] <SirFinkus> non-toxic I hope
[03:54:42] <Subsentient> What makes this community great is the idea we can soak each other with vomit pressure hoses, talk about horse jizz and used tampon sandwiches, and Ethanol-fueled can jewpost all day long.
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[03:55:16] * crutchy is triggered by the mention of sandwiches!
[03:55:39] * Subsentient offers crutchy a zit cheese and litter-box-tootsie-roll sandwich
[03:56:19] <SirFinkus> to defend Deucalion, he usually just groans at horrible things in IRC, and I haven't seen him abuse power
[03:56:29] <Subsentient> I almost saw that.
[03:56:43] <SirFinkus> He'll kick EF when he's spamming, but only when he's spamming
[03:56:44] <Subsentient> THat's why I deoped him. He responded by k-lining my bot.
[03:56:48] <SirFinkus> he's pretty even handed
[03:57:28] <SirFinkus> prolly a joke, but I won't speak for him
[03:57:37] <SirFinkus> seemed like one anyway
[03:57:41] <Subsentient> I am in no way tolerant of authoritarian attitudes, especially where me and friends come to talk.
[03:57:52] <crutchy> but you're a socialist
[03:57:56] <Subsentient> Yes I am.
[03:57:58] <crutchy> EAT IT UP!
[03:57:59] <SirFinkus> !socialist Subsentient
[03:58:09] <SirFinkus> ~socialist Subsentient
[03:58:11] <exec> Subsentient, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[03:58:13] <Subsentient> I am a socialist, but I greatly value personal liberty.
[03:58:14] <SirFinkus> fuck, idk anymore
[03:58:17] <Subsentient> Yes I am exec, yes I am.
[03:59:06] <Deucalion> I'm fine with colours.... when they are used responsibly... but rainbow shit and crappy background colours to like foreground colours... just not in here. OK?
[03:59:24] * SirFinkus doesn't think Deucalion is authoritarian, and would say something if he though he was
[03:59:28] <crutchy> color responsibly folks
[03:59:39] * crutchy guzzles some color
[03:59:59] <Subsentient> If I had a country, you'd be able to smoke everywhere, build whatever buildings you wanted without permits, use the entire RF spectrum as you pleased, have wild animals as pets, etc
[04:00:07] <SirFinkus> might be a little high strung on that, it wasn't like they were being spammed
[04:00:15] <crutchy> Subsentient, that doesn't sound very socialist
[04:00:16] <Deucalion> ~rainbow Respect Mah Authoritah!!!!
[04:00:18] <exec> 00,09R00,12e00,02s00,06p00,04e00,07c00,08t00,09 00,12M00,02a00,06h00,04 00,07A00,08u00,09t00,12h00,02o00,06r00,04i00,07t00,08a00,09h00,12!00,02!00,06!00,04!
[04:00:19] <SirFinkus> it was one message
[04:00:27] <Deucalion> :D
[04:00:35] <Subsentient> Deucalion: It's important to recognize that you are the only one here who seems to have a serious issue with it. Your job as an administrator is to represent the wishes of the community, not to impose yours.
[04:00:37] <SirFinkus> then, of course everyone else started using them because you said something lol
[04:01:14] <crutchy> Subsentient, irc ain't a democracy dude
[04:01:21] <Subsentient> No, it's a chat protocol.
[04:01:30] <Subsentient> but #soylent has certain ideals, or so I thought.
[04:01:33] <crutchy> and a fine one at that
[04:01:43] * crutchy gropes irc
[04:02:11] <SirFinkus> hey now!
[04:02:17] <SirFinkus> this is a Christian channel
[04:02:41] <crutchy> as long as you don't mention tom cruise i'm ok with that
[04:02:47] <crutchy> oh shit i mentioned tom cruise!
[04:02:53] <crutchy> oh there i went again
[04:02:58] * Subsentient mixes up some horse jizz, cat barf, period blood, zit cheese, and maggots from a dessicated corpse found behind an Arby's into a nice cauldron, offers Deucalion a bowl.
[04:03:01] <Subsentient> Drink, and be saved.
[04:03:15] <SirFinkus> arbys? that's fucking disgusting Subsentient
[04:03:24] <Subsentient> Embrace the deranged, become the deranged, protect the deranged.
[04:03:27] <SirFinkus> gonna make me vomit
[04:03:30] <Deucalion> hmm.... looks... umm... appetising... but I already ate
[04:05:40] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I hope you at least understand where I am coming from.
[04:05:50] <Subsentient> Also: http://i.imgur.com
[04:09:48] <Deucalion> I understand where you are coming from Subsentient - but this is our main channel accessible directly from the site... there has to be a certain amount of "Don't be a dick" in here.
[04:10:16] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Sure, personal attacks and child porn should be a problem, but everything else should be game.
[04:10:21] <SirFinkus> colored text is being a dick?
[04:10:23] <crutchy> there's # and ## for the really nasty stuff
[04:10:28] <Subsentient> SirFinkus++
[04:10:28] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 33
[04:10:51] <SirFinkus> I mean, sure, if someone is posting colored text every message, that's a bit dickish
[04:11:13] <Subsentient> or pming literally everyone literally every 2 seconds.
[04:11:36] <SirFinkus> or using !whoup coffee
[04:12:42] <crutchy> lol fieldmarshallsockpuppet
[04:13:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ‘I See Colours You Cannot Perceive Or Imagine’ - http://sylnt.us - i-see-said-the-blind-man
[04:13:05] <Deucalion> Subsentient, this sure is dragged out bitching because your bot got klined for a whole 1 minute :D :D Bored tonight? Maybe the time would be better spent teaching the bot to auto-reconnect and remember what channels it was in :D
[04:13:25] <SirFinkus> can't we all just get along? https://www.youtube.com
[04:13:27] <fartspark> ^ 03Coca Cola Commercial - I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony) - 1971 - YouTube
[04:13:33] * SirFinkus buys the channel a coke
[04:14:10] <SirFinkus> oh snap!
[04:14:29] <Subsentient> ...It's 9 PM, I'll probably get stabbed, but I'm going out for a real smoke. It'll prevent me from saying some unkind words.
[04:14:48] <SirFinkus> I'll also say comedy k-lines are an integral part to any good irc channel
[04:15:01] <crutchy> definitely
[04:15:03] <Deucalion> Sheesh... where TF do you live that you get stabbed at 9PM?
[04:15:13] <SirFinkus> somalia
[04:15:15] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Mesa Arizona, highest crime rates in the state.
[04:15:19] <crutchy> i thought america was more into guns
[04:15:40] <SirFinkus> guns are expensive
[04:15:48] <Deucalion> who can afford guns anymore? I thought we just used bricks to clib each other now
[04:15:50] * crutchy blames ben bernanke
[04:15:57] <Deucalion> club*
[04:16:03] <SirFinkus> get a life, bin that knife!
[04:16:30] <crutchy> tables are more fun
[04:17:04] <SirFinkus> The UK, where "glass" is a verb
[04:17:20] <crutchy> nah that's a verb in straya too
[04:17:28] <SirFinkus> you guys have glass?
[04:17:47] <crutchy> apparently a decent portion of the continent is covered by it
[04:17:49] * Subsentient doesn't feel like dying, lights up in the apartment flipping the landlords the bird
[04:17:49] <SirFinkus> thought you were still drinking out of conch shells or something
[04:20:36] <crutchy> wow. nice table: http://imgur.com
[04:20:36] <fartspark> ^ 03The Abyss table - Imgur
[04:21:53] <SirFinkus> reminds me of that table that one crazy witch woman got fucked on in game of thrones
[04:21:57] <SirFinkus> the fire one
[04:23:25] <SirFinkus> a bit more practical though
[04:24:01] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, "glassing" someone kinda died out with the football hooligan era - mid 80s or thereabouts. Musta been all the lead in the air... most violent "crews" were all London based... sooo much traffic :/
[04:24:25] <SirFinkus> it was a jim jefferies bit anyway
[04:25:00] <Deucalion> They mostly just stare at big TVs and vote UKIP these days.
[04:25:26] <SirFinkus> sipping buckfast?
[04:26:21] <SirFinkus> wait, nobody sips buckfast
[04:27:53] <Deucalion> These days.... probably some overly strong Polish lager that seems to have taken the place of Stella Artois as the wife-beater drink.
[04:28:29] <SirFinkus> it's funny, because stella is seen as somewhat classy in the US
[04:28:37] <SirFinkus> idk why, tastes like piss
[04:35:36] <Deucalion> In the 90s here it was known as "wife-beater" - only slightly stronger ABV than other lagers but apparently (according to a friend of mine at the time who was employed as a beer taster at a brewery) loaded with more volatile alcohols that did not register on the ABV testing. Butanols etc. (sp.?) - anyway... it was known to encourage fast drinking for the rush. Now it's just another bland 4.8 ABV pissy beer churned out in vast volumes.
[04:36:04] <SirFinkus> yeah, remarkably average
[04:36:24] <SirFinkus> the stuff about the other alcohols sounds like bullshit to me though
[04:38:01] <Deucalion> Just passing on an anecdote from a guy who worked in the industry at the time. No reason to believe or disbelieve his theory.
[04:38:53] <SirFinkus> and I'm just talking out of my ass, as usually
[04:38:56] <SirFinkus> usual even
[04:41:02] <Deucalion> All I know is, back then Stella and Kronenbourg 1664 would get one wobbling in a suspiciously low number of pints despite only being apparently slightly stronger than the other stuff. ~shrug~
[04:41:43] <SirFinkus> placebo is strong, if people think it's going to get them super fucked up more than other booze, it will probably have a greater effect
[04:42:55] <Deucalion> .op
[04:42:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[04:43:04] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Deucalion
[04:43:04] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by Aphrodite
[04:43:20] <Deucalion> .deop
[04:43:20] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[04:43:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "I See Colours You Cannot Perceive Or Imagine" - http://sylnt.us - i-see-said-the-blind-man
[04:51:38] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, the UK has a weird attitude to drinking on the whole. Remnants of WWII restricted pub opening hours resulting into Friday nights being "drink fast" - which ends only one way as people drink faster than they can absorb the crap they ingest, then fall about on the street after closing time. ~shrug~ No idea how to fix that conundrum, it's not like we have the climate for a cafe culture as the warmer EU countries do.
[04:56:19] <SirFinkus> funny how that works
[04:56:26] <SirFinkus> probably makes things more dangerous
[04:56:49] <SirFinkus> all of our bars close at 2am, which results in mobs of drunks emptying into the streets at 2am
[04:57:05] <SirFinkus> seems more dangerous than a slow trickle over the night
[04:57:29] <SirFinkus> haven't seen any stats on it, I've just been downtown at 2am
[04:58:51] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit all over the walls and ceiling
[04:59:05] <SirFinkus> too much stella Subsentient?
[04:59:41] <Subsentient> Deucalion: You have taken away OP privileges from my bot. Restore them now.
[05:00:09] <SirFinkus> he tried, Aphrodite took them away I guess
[05:00:23] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Are you trying to spite me? You think I started that whole conversation because I get off on it, or just maybe do I believe what I am saying?
[05:00:51] <SirFinkus> also, lol @ the latest story, seems apropos
[05:01:07] <SirFinkus> man quoted is just using a different irc client
[05:02:04] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I used aqu4 to stop 4YOU from going off on a tangent, you refuse to acknowledge that what you did was wrong, and then take away the bot privileges so nobody can 'defy' you. You are making disturbing parallels with that other channel from hell.
[05:02:38] * Subsentient calculates the position of Deucalion 's navel and intestines
[05:04:21] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I see no reason to allow anyone / anybot not in the relevant chanacs to get ops in #soylent. Can you tell me why your bot needs chanop in here?
[05:05:58] <Subsentient> Deucalion: That privilege was given to me before by someone in charge before you. Other bots here have privilege, and for Christ's sake man, people use the servers for their personal tinkering!
[05:06:28] <Subsentient> If it had been a problem I can understand why it'd be removed, but it hadn't.
[05:07:13] <Subsentient> Deucalion: You're the guy who was threatening to kick someone for using colors.
[05:07:36] <Subsentient> I was making a gesture to suggest that was idiotic, which it was.
[05:08:30] <Deucalion> Subsentient, it is only #soylent that I set secure. All other channels are not. #soylent is not a bot tinkering space.
[05:09:04] <Deucalion> Can you tell me why your bot needs chanop in here?
[05:09:18] <Deucalion> I'll revert the change if you can
[05:10:08] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Alright, because someone before you decided it was worthwhile, and because you removed it unnecessarily for ostensibly no purpose other than to piss me off.
[05:10:24] <Subsentient> I'm an editor, you realize.
[05:11:02] * chromas also notes the privilege has also been revoked before too ;)
[05:11:29] <SirFinkus> maybe you should check your privilege chromas
[05:11:34] <SirFinkus> and make sure it hasn't been revoked
[05:11:40] * Deucalion notes he never set secure on #soylent before
[05:11:48] <chromas> I ain't got none in this channel
[05:11:58] <chromas> just #safespace and #
[05:12:56] <SirFinkus> liar
[05:13:00] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I'm not trying to piss you off, really I'm not. But why does aqu4 need chanops? What function does it serve that requires that?
[05:13:04] <SirFinkus> I oped you in folding
[05:13:22] <chromas> oh yeah. time to go on a quiet/kick/ban spree
[05:14:17] <Subsentient> Deucalion: The same reason Aphrodite does. I almost never actually had aqu4 OPed, but when I did, it was to stop personal attacks or deliberate spamming.
[05:15:18] <chromas> Aphrodite can't not be privileged because she's a white hetero male
[05:15:58] <Subsentient> Deucalion: And here's a reason for you: to suggest to some OPs that kicking people for using color in their messages is abhorrent.
[05:16:09] <Subsentient> I didn't even kick you, I deoped you.
[05:16:15] <SirFinkus> should change its name to hermaphrodite
[05:16:42] <chromas> Why are you picking on the underprivileged SirFinkus?
[05:17:32] <SirFinkus> because I'm a cis white male, I can't help it
[05:17:52] <Subsentient> Deucalion: In response for deoping you, you k-lined my bot. THen you removed the channel operator privileges server-side. See the difference in response here?
[05:20:30] <Deucalion> Subsentient, it was klined for 1 minute.... I'm sorry your bot does not auto-connect. I'm still struggling to see why you need your own bot to have chanops here when you have the privs to use the services bot to do what you claim to want to do.
[05:21:44] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Because I don't like to be OP. And the bot is capable of remembering commands, whereas my memory is an etch-a-sketch on a bumpy road.
[05:22:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Subsentient] by Aphrodite
[05:22:06] <Subsentient> Wow, I still have that.
[05:22:18] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Subsentient] by Subsentient
[05:22:37] <chromas> although the commands for aqu4 are much longer than the ones for chanserv
[05:22:39] <Deucalion> Yes, all I did was set secure on the channel
[05:22:46] <chromas> so you actually have to remember more
[05:24:30] <SirFinkus> the timing seems suspicious, but I can understand not wanting bots with op
[05:24:43] <Subsentient> I prefer bots with OP.
[05:24:44] <Deucalion> Subsentient, .op is shorter than a /cs command. Aphrodite will bend to your will as fantasy is on here.
[05:24:55] <Deucalion> .voice
[05:24:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[05:25:01] <Deucalion> .devoice
[05:25:01] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[05:25:03] <Deucalion> .op
[05:25:03] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[05:25:06] <Deucalion> .deop
[05:25:06] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[05:26:06] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, timing?
[05:26:39] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I want it back because you took it away. I want it back because it was a dick move on your part, and I like to see things like that corrected. I want it back because you are using the same passive-aggressive weight-throwing by k-lining my bot for *1 minute* that vexed of the other channel uses when he non-ban kicks people for disagreeing with him.
[05:26:44] <SirFinkus> well, it seems odd that the op was removed shortly after the little tiff you had with Subsentient
[05:26:53] <Subsentient> No shit Sherlock.
[05:27:04] <Subsentient> I want it back because it was wrong of you to take it away.
[05:27:18] <Subsentient> I want it back because I love to ram my cock down the throat of injustice and make it scream uncle.
[05:27:32] <Deucalion> lol
[05:28:10] <chromas> You should go visit Arkham City
[05:28:42] <Subsentient> vexed did things like that, use weakly but still-somewhat-possibly-valid arguments to justify doing something that directly affected someone he just disagreed with.
[05:29:17] <Subsentient> vexed thinly disguises bird-flipping as administration tasks.
[05:29:22] <Subsentient> Don't be like vexed.
[05:29:59] <SirFinkus> nobody wants to be like that asshole
[05:30:04] <SirFinkus> fuck vexed
[05:30:06] <SirFinkus> whoever he is
[05:30:18] <chromas> Little Johnny pays girls to tickle his treasure. Don't be like Little Johnny
[05:30:25] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Oh man, if you dealt with that cunt, you'd be sincere.
[05:30:51] <Subsentient> I want to kick vexed in the nuts so hard, his testes pop out of each nostril.
[05:31:00] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, having staff able to just OP anything and anyone in this channel has long vexed me, I guess tonight was the night I bothered to do anything about it. :D
[05:31:36] <SirFinkus> looks pretty bad
[05:31:42] * chromas joins irc staff; tosses out ops to all
[05:31:53] <Subsentient> It's a fucking dick move and Deucalion fucking knows it.
[05:32:05] * SirFinkus pipes /who to /mode +o
[05:32:06] <Subsentient> he doesn't have the balls or the moral fiber to admit what he did was wrong.
[05:32:32] * Deucalion feels pain... oh wait... I trod on a nail
[05:33:00] <Subsentient> if I ever caught an admin in one of my channels doing stuff like this, there would be a real possibility of them being removed from the position.
[05:33:25] <SirFinkus> also wasn't a change that was discussed with anyone else afaik
[05:33:31] <Subsentient> No it wasn't
[05:33:39] <Subsentient> and a k-line is worse than a kick.
[05:33:40] <SirFinkus> not that I deserve to have any input, I'm just the asshole running the folding team
[05:33:58] <Subsentient> Deucalion essentially controls an entire IRC server, which is a duodecillion times worse than just one channel.
[05:34:07] <Deucalion> Subsentient, really? the covert threats now?
[05:34:39] <Subsentient> Deucalion: ahh, it wasn't a threat. Just an observation that the philosophy in my channels would never tolerate that kind of thing.
[05:34:57] * Subsentient is being honest
[05:35:10] <Subsentient> Unlike some, I value candor so when I say something like that, you can take it seriously.
[05:35:26] <SirFinkus> it'd have to be credible to be a threat, I can't see how Subsentient could actually do that given he can't just op his bot and be done with it
[05:35:34] <Subsentient> Correct.
[05:35:38] <Deucalion> Well good for your channels and I support that philosophy. But bots with ops here... just no.
[05:35:41] <Subsentient> was gonna say, to be a threat, it has to be feasable.
[05:36:02] <SirFinkus> unless Subsentient is secretly khyber
[05:36:08] * SirFinkus eyes him suspiciously
[05:36:09] <Subsentient> Deucalion: You need to restore it because it was wrong to take it away, it's that simple. Nobody else complained.
[05:36:25] <SirFinkus> 400TB ddos incoming until aqu4 is re opped!
[05:36:50] * Deucalion plays card called "OpSec" :P +1000 Ultra!
[05:37:09] <Subsentient> You didn't ask anyone else what they thought, nor do you care when the rest disagree with you, which is a lot more like a dictatorship than the open community Soylent is meant to be.
[05:37:41] <Deucalion> Subsentient, please point me in the direction of any other IRC staff here at SN................
[05:37:47] * Bytram|away pokes his nose into the channel, reads the scrollback, sees a bunch of whining and complaining (ever hear about honey vs vinegar), and removes his nose from the channel
[05:38:26] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I wasn't referring to asking staff. I was referring to caring what inhabitants of the channel think.
[05:40:38] <chromas> Do you remember when EF got the boot for hanging dong? Pepperidge Farm remembers
[05:40:53] <Subsentient> Glad those days are over. Rest in pieces.
[05:41:03] <Subsentient> I miss him.
[05:41:41] * Subsentient laughs at most of what EF write
[05:41:43] <Subsentient> s*
[05:41:56] <Subsentient> Anyone offended by his BS has too thin a skin.
[05:42:08] <chromas> it was just for his nudez, not his speech
[05:42:23] <Subsentient> Schnitzels!
[05:42:24] <chromas> well, also his repetitive bs
[05:42:46] <chromas> but I don't think he ever got the boot for being a jew truther
[05:42:48] <chromas> jewther
[05:42:52] <Subsentient> I invite everyone to join ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos on Freenode. :^)
[05:43:06] <chromas> I miss ## and the inhabitants thereof
[05:43:15] <Subsentient> Indeed.
[05:43:41] <chromas> now THAT's the place for tubgirl and three ladyboys one cup
[05:43:57] <Subsentient> Indeed. And you'll find them there.
[05:44:07] <chromas> not in the last year or so
[05:44:55] <Subsentient> yeah. :^(
[05:45:19] <chromas> Probably could use a topic update. The sun has set on the Kobachian empire
[05:45:55] <Deucalion> OK Subsentient - how do you propose we restore democracy within #soylent ? (Democracy is representative of people's wishes right?!). I know.... a vote... yes, a vote in which only 10 of the 55 vote yet the person with most votes (3) wins... seems like a good system of governance to me.
[05:47:15] <chromas> vote by email: Select the top eight of thirty-five options listed here by replying and numbering them in order from best to worst
[05:47:32] <SirFinkus> lol
[05:47:54] <SirFinkus> in this extremely specific format
[05:48:19] <chromas> Yes, do NOT change anything else in this email!
[05:48:30] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I didn't mean "let's start something stupid", I meant, "you pissed people off including me, did something dickish, and won't admit it was a dick move."
[05:51:32] <Deucalion> Subsentient, it seems the only person I pissed off was you. Because I questioned why your bot run on some flaky VPS would need chanops on this channel. A question you continue to evade answering. Is there any reason?
[05:52:11] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I've answered that question multiple times.
[05:53:13] <Subsentient> Deucalion: The answer is I prefer not actually being OP, and the biggest answer is "someone before you granted it to me, and you took it away as a spiteful act and that was wrong, and therefore you should restore it."
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[05:53:34] <chromas> looks like this old nexus doesn't support &channels
[05:55:22] <Deucalion> Subsentient, you prefer not to be OP so you divert your OPness through a remote bot? That's still you being OP via a proxy. wtf
[05:55:52] <Subsentient> Deucalion: It has to do with not appearing totalitarian. I don't like looking threatening.
[05:56:17] <chromas> I'm not sure that works when you have sole control of the bot
[05:56:41] <Subsentient> Yeah, but most people don't really expect the aqu4bot thing.
[05:56:41] <Deucalion> If you like I can remove all your ability to be OP here, maybe then you can sleep OK. Still doesn't explain the bot needing OP powahs.
[05:57:10] chromas is now known as Jesus
[05:57:28] <Deucalion> Ohhh.. a boss battle
[05:57:31] <Jesus> I love you all so much that I am willing to take the punishment of losing op privilege in this channel
[05:57:40] <Subsentient> ...Whatever. I prefer to keep the peace, and you seem like you'll never get it. Just don't do anything else horrendous like that. Of course, since I said it, you probably will.
[05:57:50] <Jesus> and then get it all back in three days, invalidating the idea that it's a sacrifice
[05:58:35] <SirFinkus> shut up jesus
[06:00:52] <Subsentient> Jesus: Do you have any resources on what 'types' of IRC channels can exist?
[06:01:18] <Subsentient> like the server channels like & you mentioned?
[06:01:26] <Jesus> I love you all. Suffer your little children to cum unto me, and I shall take them on my knees and feed them bread and wine
[06:01:27] <Subsentient> I'd like to add support to NEXUS.
[06:02:59] <Jesus> there're several channel prefixes but I don't think I've cum across a server that supports more than # and &
[06:03:13] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I really don't get your point. I removed the permission for op'd people to randomly op whoever they like ~on this single channel~. I don't see that makes me a totalitarian... just this channel is linked from the site so perhaps in the interest of surviving a few more months, it's best it's not completely deranged in here.
[06:03:45] <SirFinkus> after 2 years of derangement?
[06:04:22] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, it's a marathon not a sprint :D
[06:04:28] <Deucalion> or something
[06:04:48] <SirFinkus> doesn't sound very agile Deucalion
[06:04:52] <Jesus> ah the classic rule: pace yourself
[06:05:15] <Subsentient> gn
[06:05:35] <Deucalion> ~night Subsentient
[06:05:46] <SirFinkus> night
[06:06:13] <Deucalion> oh noes... exec has disavowed me?
[06:06:25] <SirFinkus> ~night Subsentient
[06:06:48] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[06:06:50] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 44°F / 7°C, cloudy, wind NE at 6 mph, humidity 77% - Saturday cloudy (41°F:47°F / 5°C:8°C), Sunday cloudy (39°F:50°F / 4°C:10°C), Monday mostly cloudy (38°F:52°F / 3°C:11°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (38°F:52°F / 3°C:11°C)
[06:06:50] <SirFinkus> apparently neither of use are popular with the bot
[06:06:51] <Jesus> ~g'night all
[06:06:54] * exec single-handedly imagines a github of aqu4 burritos with all
[06:07:08] <Deucalion> ~g'night Subsentient
[06:07:10] * exec flatulantly fires an A cup of horse tentacle tofu at Subsentient
[06:07:13] <Jesus> ~g'night >beverage Jesus Juice
[06:07:14] <exec> added to beverages
[06:09:45] * Deucalion guesses he just acquired an enemy for life :(
[06:12:19] <Subsentient> on my phone with a fuzzy kitty, apologize for k-lining my bot, threatening to ban someone over colors, and disable 'secure', and mean it and I'll forgive you Deucalion.
[06:13:49] <Jesus> you're wrong
[06:13:54] <Jesus> kitties apologize for nothing
[06:14:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Just in From the "Other Site" (Slashdot) - http://sylnt.us - dreaded-other
[06:14:41] <Subsentient> god damn coffee never helps me work but when I wanna sleep...
[06:16:10] <SirFinkus> shut up jesus
[06:18:33] <Deucalion> I apologise Subsentient, for all my past sins. I mean it, sincerely. Please can I have your forgiveness now?
[06:18:59] <Jesus> SirFinkus: I forgive you. You see, I let some people hang me up on a tree exactly 1983 years ago and then I died earlier than normal and came back to life two days later so that you wouldn't have to burn in hellfire for infinity for speaking rudely
[06:20:25] <Subsentient> Deucalion: ahh sure whatever :^)
[06:20:55] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I still love you ~hugs~
[06:21:06] <Subsentient> Deucalion: might need to ask Jesus too :^P
[06:21:15] <SirFinkus> I still hate all you assholes
[06:21:36] <Subsentient> !grab sirfinkus
[06:21:36] <Bender> Added quote 698
[06:21:38] * SirFinkus goes to take a shit, might be a while
[06:21:41] <Deucalion> Jesus, can you go hide in a cave for 3 days and pretend to be dead?
[06:21:57] <SirFinkus> .kick jesus come back in 3 days
[06:21:57] -!- Jesus was kicked from #Soylent by Aphrodite!Aphrodite@dodekatheon.olympus.gr [(SirFinkus) come back in 3 days]
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[06:22:07] * SirFinkus washes his hands
[06:22:21] <Deucalion> wow....
[06:22:32] <Deucalion> it's a miracle
[06:22:34] <Jesus> Deucalion: I already did. I have no reason to repeat. Except when my scriptures repeat over and over
[06:22:48] <SirFinkus> and on st patricks day too
[06:23:03] <SirFinkus> granted, just about every day is the feast of some saint or another
[06:23:18] <Subsentient> Deucalion: my bot don't look so bad now does it?
[06:23:50] <SirFinkus> Subsentient: my kick didn't have any colors in it
[06:23:56] <SirFinkus> :^)
[06:24:16] * Subsentient pukes on SirFinkus
[06:24:34] <SirFinkus> now about that shit...
[06:24:38] * SirFinkus actually goes
[06:24:42] <Deucalion> Subsentient, your bot looks fine, still not seeing what it offers over and above Aphrodite when it comes to chanops. Now get outta here before Jesus washes your feet our something.
[06:24:56] * Subsentient shits on SirFinkus
[06:25:22] <SirFinkus> you motherfucker, now I'm going to need to masturbate first
[06:25:58] <Subsentient> Deucalion: rather than asking why, why not?
[06:26:35] <Subsentient> funky just kicked someone as a gag. why not let aqu4 be op?
[06:27:06] <Jesus> Subsentient: you're supposed to do the kicking
[06:27:11] <Deucalion> Subsentient, too old for the why not mentality. Seen it DIAF too many times.
[06:28:04] <Subsentient> Deucalion: well go test NEXUS and be useful. :^)
[06:28:39] <Deucalion> Subsentient, dicks :P
[06:28:50] <Subsentient> https://github.com
[06:29:04] <Subsentient> Deucalion: dooooo it.
[06:29:16] * Deucalion thinks not
[06:30:03] <Subsentient> well imma try rest again.
[06:30:13] <Jesus> smoke in your sleep
[06:30:27] <Subsentient> afk, since I might be back.
[06:31:15] <Deucalion> Good luck Subsentient - not having your always on in the "ON" state may help with that sleeping thing..... just saying.
[06:34:08] <Deucalion> Says the guy still up at 06:30.... anyone need advice? This would be the last place to find anything sensible.
[06:34:35] * Deucalion evaporates
[06:35:32] <SirFinkus> Subsentient it wasn't for a gag
[06:35:38] <SirFinkus> his crime: impersonating a diety
[06:35:43] <SirFinkus> there is no higher crime
[06:37:22] <Jesus> It is written…saying "goddammit" has nothing to do with taking the lord's name in vain
[06:37:44] <Jesus> Also, donate money. As an all-powerful deity, I need you for tasks I cannot do
[06:38:10] <SirFinkus> will you at least send me some miracle spring water?
[06:39:49] <Jesus> Be þe not ungrateful, for I send you miracle spring water directly from the sky almost every goddamn day
[06:50:27] <crutchy> praise jebus!
[08:16:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Single Injection of Stem Cells Reverses Bone Loss in Mice - http://sylnt.us - welcome-our-new-mice-overlords
[08:34:00] Jesus is now known as chromas
[08:46:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flydubai Airliner Crashes in Russia - http://sylnt.us
[09:29:50] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i just reenabled the ~update-exec-file script. thought about it and figured its only gunna download from my github anyway so i'm the only one that could cause any grief
[09:29:53] <exec> message saved
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[09:47:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Isaac Newton's Recipe for Alchemists' Mercury Rediscovered - http://sylnt.us - watch-for-falling-apples
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[11:21:15] * crutchy is wondering whether newlines in serialized bucket arrays may have been a cause of occasional bugs
[11:22:15] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i rejigged some of irc_lib.php and scripts/lib_buckets.php to include base64 encoding of serialized arrays
[11:22:17] <exec> message saved
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[11:23:54] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy update the bot... or do I have to?
[11:23:56] <exec> message saved
[11:24:16] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file irc_lib.php
[11:24:30] <crutchy> might have to update update.php :p
[11:24:44] <crutchy> then i'll be able to
[11:29:52] <crutchy> i should probably test some before those files get updated maybe
[11:48:36] <cmn32480> 10-4
[11:48:44] <cmn32480> I'm gone all day at pinewood derby for the boy
[11:48:48] <cmn32480> will update tonight'
[11:48:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Buses Need to Be More Dangerous - http://sylnt.us - get-on-the-bus-gus
[11:54:41] <chromas> 10-100
[11:54:57] <chromas> amazon_payments--
[11:54:57] <Bender> karma - amazon_payments: -1
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[12:14:03] <crutchy> http://turnoff.us
[12:14:16] <crutchy> that's just cos customers are magic
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[13:20:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Admiral Warns of New Activity Near Reef Seized by China - http://sylnt.us - coral-needs-friends-too
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[13:39:34] <nick> ahoy
[15:21:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Research Proves We Don't Read the Article - http://sylnt.us - key-information-deliberately-left-out-of-this-summary
[15:38:45] <Runaway1956> Slashdotters were commenting without RTFA long before it became cool to comment without RTFA.
[15:39:15] <Runaway1956> Something smells bad - maybe I'll go take a bath . . . .
[16:28:12] <Runaway1956> Something still smells - crutchy - is that you?
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[16:30:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Wuddup, niggaz
[16:31:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Wut, no niggaz up at 9:31 am?
[16:31:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I missed you guys, in fact, you reminded me to take a shit. Hoad up while I take a shit.
[16:31:54] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanol-fueled|shitt
[16:33:59] Ethanol-fueled|shitt is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[16:35:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I took a break not because of any particular event, but because the quality of my posts was in steep decline, and even shitposting becomes no fun if there is no art or passion in it.
[16:35:14] <nick> wb
[16:35:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I am exhausted and bummed. School and work are eating up all my free time.
[16:35:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks, Nick.
[16:35:49] <nick> 'tis the way of the world apparently
[16:36:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Hopefully you all can get some more heads and bucks now that the racist anti-semitic bastid is away.
[16:37:03] <Ethanol-fueled> racism++
[16:37:03] <Bender> karma - racism: 4
[16:37:12] * Ethanol-fueled laughs at nonnegative integer
[16:38:23] <Ethanol-fueled> I must leave now, possibly to pork a fat girl. Beam me up, Scotty!
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[16:38:42] * Ethanol-fueled died in a transporter accident on the way to his home planet
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[16:39:47] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by Aphrodite
[16:41:50] <Subsentient> $tell Ethanol-fueled you should join my channel on Freenode, ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos !
[16:41:50] <aqu4> I'll tell them in a PM next time I see 'em.
[16:47:46] <Runaway1956> ~tell Ethanol-fueled to join vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedidlos
[16:47:48] <exec> message saved
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[16:49:13] <Runaway1956> Shhhhhhh - he's here, listening!~
[16:49:48] * takyon_ checks logs
[16:50:32] <Runaway1956> \me is just contributing to the global paranoia level
[16:50:45] <Runaway1956> wrong slash thingy
[16:51:05] <Runaway1956> That's what happens when you look at the keyboard, you get all the wrong keys
[16:53:45] <Subsentient> .op
[16:53:45] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Subsentient] by Aphrodite
[16:53:53] <Subsentient> .op aqu4
[16:53:53] <takyon_> that's just what you want us to believe
[16:53:59] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Subsentient
[16:53:59] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by Aphrodite
[16:54:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Subsentient
[16:54:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by Aphrodite
[16:54:02] <Subsentient> aww
[16:54:04] <Subsentient> .deop
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[16:54:20] * aqu4 cries
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[17:00:04] <Runaway1956> The wife and I are arguing - if she kills me with old rotten hotdogs, I intend to come back and haunt her
[17:00:23] <Runaway1956> She says if I continue bringing donuts and cheesecake home, and she dies, she'll haunt me
[17:00:38] <Runaway1956> But, I say that witches can't come back to haunt people
[17:00:43] <Runaway1956> What say all of you?
[17:00:55] <takyon_> bring cronuts
[17:02:19] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: I say witches can't come back to haunt.
[17:04:42] * Runaway1956 should post that question to the board
[17:05:17] <Runaway1956> Assorted religions and agnostics and atheists - the discussion could be high-larious
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[17:23:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Long-Lost HP Lovecraft Manuscript Found - http://sylnt.us - cthulhu-was-here
[17:30:07] <Runaway1956> The wife has her own collection of magic memorabilia . . . .
[17:31:42] * Runaway1956 wonders if nick or cmn32480 flies on flydubai
[17:32:29] <nick> the airline?
[17:33:19] <nick> i have never even heard of it, flown on a lot of airlines but none that are ME based
[17:33:41] <nick> except maybe a turkish one
[17:35:18] <nick> https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:35:18] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: flydubai destinations
[17:38:35] <Runaway1956> Tanzania? Who flies to Tanzania?
[17:39:42] <Subsentient> My hide beetles look sad. Why are my beetles sad?
[17:40:52] <Runaway1956> Hide beetles? You're sure they aren't dung beetles? I don't even know what a hide beetle is - probably because they stay hidden
[17:41:01] <Subsentient> Dermestes Maculatus.
[17:41:22] <Subsentient> Larvae: http://bugguide.net
[17:41:35] <Subsentient> adult: http://bugguide.net
[17:41:49] <Runaway1956> Dermestes maculatus DeGeer
[17:42:17] <Subsentient> they're carreon eaters, but in practice will eat anything with protein, including peanuts, cheese, cat food, etc.
[17:42:35] <Runaway1956> Could they be sad because you have a body temperature different than ambient temperature?
[17:42:39] <Subsentient> I got my big colony of beetles and they all seem depressed.
[17:42:52] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: lol
[17:42:52] <Runaway1956> How can you tell?
[17:43:15] <Subsentient> Well they seem healthy and responsive, but unmotivated to do anything.
[17:43:17] <Runaway1956> They aren't using drugs, are they?
[17:43:19] <Subsentient> lol
[17:43:32] <Subsentient> Ignore the beetle-man behind the curtain
[17:43:45] <Runaway1956> Dung beetles are more fun - you crap on them, they're happy.
[17:44:39] <Subsentient> I just gave them a big pile of unsalted peanuts, they're going crazy. :^3
[17:44:54] <Runaway1956> " in practice will eat anything with protein," - cockroaches
[17:45:13] <Subsentient> I also empty the dried up wet food from my cat's bowls into their cage.
[17:45:21] <Subsentient> They'll eat all of that in an hour.
[17:45:31] <Subsentient> And no, they don't bite. :^)
[17:45:36] <Runaway1956> So, when mankind destroys himself with nuclear weapons, the roaches and the beetles will be duking it out for supremacy?
[17:45:44] <Subsentient> Yeah pretty much.
[17:46:47] <Runaway1956> Oh well, mammals have had a good, if short, run.
[17:47:45] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Found a good video of them: https://www.youtube.com
[17:47:46] <NetCraft> ^ 03Small scale Dermestid care - YouTube
[17:49:03] <Subsentient> And that lady's a beetle noob -- you can pick up the larvae with your bare hands by pinching the fuzzy hairs on their back.
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[17:51:19] dermestid is now known as dermestid_psychoanal
[17:51:44] * dermestid_psychoanal recommends sacrificing a goat to cure the dermestid depression
[17:51:55] dermestid_psychoanal is now known as Runaway1956
[17:56:24] * Runaway1956 wanders off to bed
[18:05:50] <nick> that flydubai crash looks to be quite something
[18:23:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Long-Lost H.P. Lovecraft Manuscript Found - http://sylnt.us - cthulhu-was-here
[18:53:33] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[18:53:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03A Prank Time - YouTube
[18:55:11] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - I've heard of fly Dubai, but 99% of my travel is in country. I generally fly Southwest Airlines. And my parents went to Tanzania a few years ago. Said it was awesome
[19:24:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hulk Hogan Awarded $115 Million in Privacy Suit Against Gawker Media - http://sylnt.us - hulk-smash
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[19:46:10] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[19:46:18] <SirFinkus> lo ef
[19:46:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I have an annoying self-indulgent surprise for you all.
[19:46:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Turns out granny saved a few of my childhood drawings.
[19:47:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Linkbombs incoming.
[19:47:04] <SirFinkus> granny fucking WATA
[19:51:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus christ I'm gonna cancel my internet, upload's slow as fuck.
[19:52:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Welp, never mind. Upload's fucked beyond belief.
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[20:13:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay cats, time for Ethanol-fueled's shitty childhood drawings.
[20:13:39] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:14:13] <Ethanol-fueled> The reptilian's gun-arm says "30mm" in case you had any doubts
[20:17:20] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:17:33] <Ethanol-fueled> This retarded robot was obviously influenced by Mega-Man robots.
[20:19:33] <SirFinkus> is it gay?
[20:21:29] <SirFinkus> brb
[20:22:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Upload is slow as fucc so the rest will take some time.
[20:23:04] <SirFinkus> hope that fixed the scrolling bug
[20:25:46] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:25:58] <Ethanol-fueled> "don't you Love Flying the ONLY rocket in the sky?
[20:26:14] <SirFinkus> you were a smug little cunt
[20:26:54] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[20:26:56] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Hiyah!
[20:27:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Yo.
[20:27:18] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: join ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos on freenode!
[20:27:22] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:27:43] <Ethanol-fueled> INfluenced by FF2's Kain, with malformed Klingon Empire logos throughout
[20:28:28] <SirFinkus> you still draw?
[20:28:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Sadly, no.
[20:28:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I got kinda good later in life, then stopped it.
[20:29:06] <SirFinkus> "later in life" you writing your memoirs or something?
[20:29:11] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: whatcha do with yourself these days?
[20:29:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, school/work/sleep
[20:29:26] <Ethanol-fueled> kinda stressed
[20:29:37] <Ethanol-fueled> The shit-hammer is coming down hard with the obligations.
[20:29:39] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:29:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Unremarkable shark
[20:29:43] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Don't be stressed. :^(
[20:29:43] <SirFinkus> I got my finals next week
[20:30:51] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:30:57] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I been working on NEXUS, got it stable.
[20:30:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Retarded creature-fight.
[20:31:03] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: What OS you use?
[20:31:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice, subsentient. Running Windoze/Ubuntu 10.10
[20:31:42] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: What version of Windows?
[20:32:19] <Ethanol-fueled> 7, with all the telemmetry BS stripped out
[20:32:28] <Ethanol-fueled> no plans to "upgrade" either
[20:32:32] <Subsentient> ahh
[20:32:42] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: What you on right now?
[20:32:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Windoze
[20:33:01] <SirFinkus> don't tell him Ethanol-fueled, he just wants you do beta test nexus
[20:33:03] <Subsentient> booo!
[20:33:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I figured that was coming, Fink.
[20:33:19] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: yeah pretty much. https://github.com
[20:33:19] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03GitHub - Subsentient/nexus: NEXUS is a specialized IRC proxy/bouncer to merge multiple connected IRC clients into the same nickname seamlessly.
[20:33:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm too busy and tired to test anything, no offense.
[20:33:29] <Subsentient> Should compile on Ubuntu 10.10.
[20:33:32] <Subsentient> alright.
[20:33:33] <Subsentient> :^D
[20:33:46] <Subsentient> but I have to ask and more importantly, I have to bug people.
[20:33:47] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:33:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Retarded creature fight 2
[20:34:01] <Ethanol-fueled> featuring the most retarded creature of them all, in the middle
[20:34:21] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: http://i.imgur.com
[20:34:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Yikes!
[20:34:55] <Ethanol-fueled> But does the monkey LIKE it?
[20:35:00] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: So now that you're back, will you start jewposting again, I hope?
[20:35:13] <SirFinkus> reminds me of these guys https://en.wikipedia.org
[20:35:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Headless men
[20:35:36] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[20:35:56] <Subsentient> Speaking of monkeys: http://i.imgur.com
[20:36:12] <SirFinkus> is that Jared Fogel?
[20:37:23] <Subsentient> Someone linked me this on imgur, it's strangely soothing: http://xhamster.com
[20:37:24] <NetCraft> ^ 03Krystal Furry Giantess POV Vore, Free Porn 13: xHamster
[20:37:38] <SirFinkus> naw, I'm good
[20:37:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah@headless men
[20:37:57] <Ethanol-fueled> No thanks subsentient. Link says all
[20:37:59] <SirFinkus> those old "new world" monsters are the greatest
[20:38:05] <Subsentient> :^D
[20:38:20] <SirFinkus> Gulliver's Travels is one of my favorite books
[20:38:26] <Ethanol-fueled> You're one sick puppy, subsentient.
[20:38:37] <SirFinkus> a lot of the times it's censored
[20:38:45] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Coming from you, that's a real complement.
[20:38:46] <Ethanol-fueled> What in it do they censor, fink?
[20:39:13] <SirFinkus> they cut out parts
[20:39:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I'm been kinda dead inside lately. It'll pass in a few months, but I can't motivate myself to post decently in the discussions.
[20:39:33] <SirFinkus> in in lilliput, he pisses out a fire, some books change it to him spitting it out
[20:39:39] <Ethanol-fueled> And, like I said, even juvenile shitposting gets old. And I love juvenile shitposting.
[20:39:45] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Any reason why you've been blue?
[20:40:08] <SirFinkus> they usually just have the part in lilliput and the giants
[20:40:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I started a new job that demands 50+ hours a week, and found out at the last minute that school wants me to do 2 classes concurrently.
[20:40:41] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Daaaaamn.
[20:40:48] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Is the pay decent?
[20:40:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus, I'm barely above water in discrete math because teacher's a fucking super-autist bozo and I hate fucking proofs
[20:41:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, pay is great. That's not a worry now.
[20:41:04] <SirFinkus> that's really only half the book
[20:41:22] * Subsentient can't do double digit addition on paper anymore
[20:41:43] <Ethanol-fueled> So I'm slammed at work and taking 12 units of hard shit right now.
[20:41:53] <Ethanol-fueled> haha, you and me both, subsentient.
[20:42:00] * Ethanol-fueled forgot how to long-divide as well
[20:42:06] <SirFinkus> lol the wiki page
[20:42:13] <SirFinkus> Part III: A Voyage to Laputa, Balnibarbi, Luggnagg, Glubbdubdrib, and Japan
[20:42:17] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: My sympathy on your burden, truly.
[20:42:20] <SirFinkus> such exotic locations
[20:42:35] <Subsentient> Mom's gone recovering from double knee replacement this last month, it's been boring and lonely.
[20:42:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks bro. It's temporary....but no good for shitposting
[20:42:56] <Ethanol-fueled> That sucks, subsentient...but you have a mom, and apparantly a decent relationship with her.
[20:43:10] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: We need to go lather our nuts in peanut butter and ride tiny girly bikes around the local walmart, that'll cheer you up.
[20:43:30] <SirFinkus> I need to re-read that
[20:43:47] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Yeah, but I'm also a virgin, and only had one girlfriend, in middle school. I have few IRL friends.
[20:43:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Sounds awesome, fink. Pissing fire rules!
[20:43:56] <Subsentient> That's partly my fault, I'm absorbed in my work.
[20:44:17] <Subsentient> Anything else would likely be a distraction from what really matters to me.
[20:44:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, friends are overrated. Maintaining friendships is pretty draining for introverts.
[20:44:19] <SirFinkus> no, the palace was on fire, and he pissed on it to put it out
[20:44:27] <SirFinkus> then the lilliputians get mad about it
[20:44:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Your work is impressive, I'd hire you to be my C tutor if I had time.
[20:44:46] <SirFinkus> and they sentence him to having his eyes put out with poisoned arrows
[20:44:47] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: That's why I like IRC so much, I have friends, and if I feel like a shit sandwich, I can just not answer the highlights.
[20:44:54] <Subsentient> And everyone just thinks I was afk.
[20:44:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that's still awesome. Pissing is a gift to male humanity
[20:45:11] <SirFinkus> it's a good book Ethanol-fueled, read it when you have the time
[20:45:45] <SirFinkus> there's also a part where he's looking at massive Brobdingnag titties
[20:46:00] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah subsentient. IRC rocks because you can start a drunken fight, get beat up and kicked out, and not have a black eye the next day
[20:46:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahaha,
[20:46:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, that's brutal Fink
[20:46:20] <Subsentient> Or post tubgirl in a channel with 1000+ users and run away.
[20:46:29] <Ethanol-fueled> tubgirl++
[20:46:30] <Bender> karma - tubgirl: 1
[20:46:34] <Ethanol-fueled> ONLY ONE?!
[20:46:35] <Subsentient> tubgirl++
[20:46:35] <Bender> karma - tubgirl: 2
[20:47:01] <SirFinkus> the entire book is him shitting on society, it's all political satire
[20:47:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I thought it was just another corny boring piece of literature.
[20:47:57] <SirFinkus> Johnathon Swift is awesome
[20:48:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I didn't read it, but the common misconception doesn't make it sound very cool
[20:48:08] <Subsentient> ahh
[20:48:10] <SirFinkus> Read a Modest Proposal, it's short
[20:48:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, he suggested starving people eat babies
[20:48:23] <Subsentient> Mmm, babies!
[20:48:25] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha, brutal
[20:48:33] <Ethanol-fueled> like some rodents do
[20:48:36] <Subsentient> lol
[20:48:49] <SirFinkus> it's really more of a solution for solving the Irish problem
[20:48:59] <Ethanol-fueled> momma told me when I was a kid that some hamsters eat their young. I thought about that everytime I played with Hammy,
[20:49:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Irish_menace--
[20:49:10] <Bender> karma - irish_menace: -1
[20:49:39] <SirFinkus> since the Irish are such breeders, and are so impoverished, he suggests that rich english people buy the babies and eat them solving the overpopulation and the poverty in on fell swoop
[20:49:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[20:51:00] * Subsentient is staunchly vegetarian, actually
[20:51:22] <SirFinkus> just make sure you get the uncensored version, I think the one on gutenberg is good
[20:51:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, I can understand that....but you are a masochist in depriving yourself the joys of charred animal flesh
[20:51:31] <SirFinkus> I've seen like 3 versions
[20:51:36] <SirFinkus> in bookstores
[20:51:55] <SirFinkus> by people who think they know better than Johnathon Swift
[20:52:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck censorship.
[20:52:10] <SirFinkus> same people who cross out "nigger" in huck finn
[20:52:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Historical revisionism and censorship is profoundly offensive.
[20:52:31] <Subsentient> Indeed it is.
[20:52:40] <Subsentient> It's a hallmark of totalitarian societies.
[20:52:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Soon we'll be taught that George Washington was Black, and his wife and he were the first interracial relationship in the U.S.
[20:53:16] <SirFinkus> the guy who invented peanut butter?
[20:53:28] <SirFinkus> named my state after him
[20:53:36] <Subsentient> Lord Gerbilius invented peanut butter.
[20:53:45] <Ethanol-fueled> haha fink, forgot about George Washington Carver
[20:53:49] <Subsentient> Well before humans existed, there was Gerbilius and his peanut butter.
[20:54:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, his tail long, his fur bristly
[20:54:21] <SirFinkus> peanut butter is made of baby gerbils?
[20:54:31] <Subsentient> Praise him, may his brutal justice and undead glory encircle the Earth!
[20:54:47] <Subsentient> Peanut butter is made of Lord Gerbilius' undying judgment.
[20:54:59] <Subsentient> He throws the wicked into the boiling vats of peanut butter.
[20:55:41] <SirFinkus> fuck, now I need to read gulliver's travels again
[21:00:43] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.rt.com
[21:00:45] <NetCraft> ^ 03Good news: Microsoft hired more women. Bad news: They were scantily clad 'schoolgirls' — RT USA
[21:00:45] <Ethanol-fueled> LOLZ
[21:00:48] <Ethanol-fueled> MUH SOGINY
[21:01:06] <SirFinkus> scantily clad "schoolgirls" need jobs too
[21:01:22] <Subsentient> But seriously, if they were under 18, WTF
[21:01:33] <SirFinkus> highly doubt that
[21:02:21] <Ethanol-fueled> They were wimmin in schoolgirl outfits
[21:02:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Basically Hooters waitresses
[21:04:12] <Subsentient> ahh
[21:04:15] <SirFinkus> frankly, I found the whole "slutty girls at tech conferences" insulting as well
[21:04:30] <SirFinkus> patronizing as fuck
[21:04:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's pretty tacky
[21:04:58] <SirFinkus> I'd never got to a hooters
[21:05:02] <Subsentient> I'll support porn stars, but not hooters or similar.
[21:05:17] <Subsentient> I mean, you might just be really broke to work at hooters for a few months or a strip joint,
[21:05:31] <Subsentient> but with porn, if you've been doing this for years, you kinda know what you got into.
[21:05:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Hooters is lame as fuck. Their food is unremarkable. If you want to watch sports, go to a fucking dive-bar. You can get MUH HOT WINGS anywhere
[21:05:50] <SirFinkus> it sounds like it
[21:05:59] <SirFinkus> I can make frozen chicken strips at home
[21:06:28] <Subsentient> Hooters: Kids eat free!
[21:06:44] <Subsentient> plot twist: eat == eating out
[21:06:46] <SirFinkus> this is where I go for that kind of shit
[21:06:49] <SirFinkus> http://www.threemagnetsbrewing.com
[21:06:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03HOME
[21:07:16] <SirFinkus> food is fucking delicious
[21:07:29] <SirFinkus> expensive though
[21:07:33] * Subsentient doesn't drink alcohol
[21:08:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn, looks good
[21:09:06] <SirFinkus> 90 inch tvs
[21:12:08] <SirFinkus> no busty women in short shorts though
[21:12:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Brb.
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[21:55:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Back. It's time to drink.
[21:55:36] <SirFinkus> good a time as any
[21:56:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, what classes are you taking, if you don't mind me asking?
[21:56:21] <SirFinkus> Anthropology (lol) Classical Guitar, and Math
[21:56:37] <SirFinkus> we ended anthro with 4 ted talks in 2 days
[21:56:40] <Ethanol-fueled> what shit are you playing in classical?
[21:56:58] <SirFinkus> nothing exciting, it's very fundamental
[21:57:02] <SirFinkus> note reading and stuff
[21:57:08] <SirFinkus> mary had a little lamb etc
[21:57:08] <Ethanol-fueled> yeccch
[21:57:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, that sucks.
[21:57:19] <SirFinkus> final on tuesday, gonna play the trooper
[21:57:31] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah, Iron Maiden?
[21:57:33] <SirFinkus> actually learned a lot, and I wanted to learn to read sheet music
[21:57:35] <SirFinkus> yah
[21:57:49] <SirFinkus> he said pick anything, so I picked that
[21:57:52] <Ethanol-fueled> people who can read sheet music are fucking studs
[21:58:02] <SirFinkus> I can read it now, just not in time to play it
[21:58:08] <Ethanol-fueled> my former guitar teacher told me that tablature is for pussies
[21:58:33] <SirFinkus> I actually find it easier than tab
[21:58:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I hate reading key signatures, especially the ones with like 5 sharps or flats
[21:58:41] <SirFinkus> if you actually want to learn a song
[21:58:58] <Ethanol-fueled> c# minor or some shit
[21:59:25] <SirFinkus> my problem is that I end up just learning the song by motor memory and stop reading the music altogether
[21:59:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup, that's pretty much 99% of guitarists right there.
[21:59:43] <SirFinkus> it's still handy to have
[21:59:49] <SirFinkus> for learning new stuff
[21:59:56] <Ethanol-fueled> And learning other instruments
[22:00:22] <SirFinkus> never really learned to read tab either, mostly I just figure songs out or play rocksmith
[22:00:31] <Ethanol-fueled> tab's fuckeasy
[22:00:40] <SirFinkus> yeah, never bothered though
[22:01:20] <SirFinkus> learning real notation is much more useful
[22:02:04] <SirFinkus> now I can learn any song, given enough time and the sheet music
[22:02:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll show you some cool shit since I'm all scanner-happy today
[22:03:29] <SirFinkus> your brown starfish?
[22:04:21] <Ethanol-fueled> some sheet musik
[22:06:22] <Subsentient> SirFinkus, s/brown/chocolate/
[22:06:24] <exec> <Subsentient> <SirFinkus> your chocolate starfish?
[22:06:54] <SirFinkus> both work
[22:07:06] <SirFinkus> also heard "winking"
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[22:07:36] <cmn32480> reading sheet music is a skill that all musicians should have
[22:08:06] <Ethanol-fueled> agreed, cmn
[22:08:18] <Ethanol-fueled> but it takes considerable effort to git gud
[22:08:27] <cmn32480> absolutely
[22:08:27] nick is now known as SoyGuest45186
[22:08:39] <Ethanol-fueled> But the results are awesome. Seeing my violonist buddy sight-play metallica solos on his violin was awesome
[22:08:43] <cmn32480> and like any other skill, it takes practice... and if you don't use it, you lose it
[22:09:12] <cmn32480> yeah... I was never that good at it
[22:09:39] <Ethanol-fueled> guitar is pretty much the only instrument you can get away with not being able to read music
[22:10:26] <Ethanol-fueled> fuggin slow-ass uploads
[22:10:41] <SirFinkus> slide whistle
[22:10:44] <SirFinkus> kazoo
[22:10:52] <SirFinkus> digeridoo
[22:10:57] <cmn32480> drums too
[22:11:00] <SirFinkus> skinflute
[22:11:08] <SirFinkus> rusty trombone
[22:11:38] <cmn32480> true
[22:11:56] <SirFinkus> lustfully she played the painful passage on my flute
[22:12:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, did your ballsack inflate when she blew into your meatus?
[22:12:44] <cmn32480> hopefully that fixes exec
[22:12:48] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SirMeatus
[22:12:48] <SirFinkus> nope
[22:12:56] <SirFinkus> actually, yeah
[22:13:04] <SirFinkus> she played me like a bagpipe
[22:13:33] <cmn32480> lol
[22:14:04] <cmn32480> an interesting characterization
[22:15:10] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy I have reverted the changes to scripts/lib_buckets.php and scripts/activity.php due to excessive logging in #debug for every comment in a channel where exec is processing
[22:15:13] <exec> message saved
[22:15:55] <SirMeatus> Upload speed 50KPBS?
[22:16:00] <SirMeatus> Get fucked, ISP
[22:16:02] <SirMeatus> ISPs--
[22:16:02] <Bender> karma - isps: -1
[22:16:32] <SirMeatus> 5.5MBPS down, 50 Kpbs up. Unfigginbelievable
[22:16:58] * cmn32480 is thatnkful for his fiber connection to the house
[22:17:34] <SirMeatus> I rather liked my ISP. Cheap internet-only package, and they resisted (until they lost a lawsuit) the RIAA's bullshit
[22:17:53] <SirMeatus> plebe cable scum here
[22:18:16] <SirMeatus> Might as well have sattelite
[22:18:47] SirMeatus is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[22:25:37] <SirFinkus> @RealAlexJones
[22:25:37] <SirFinkus> Emergency alert: civil war in America.
[22:25:49] <Ethanol-fueled> OH FUCK IS HAPPENIG
[22:25:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Good. Time to stomp some liberal scum
[22:26:02] <Ethanol-fueled> *click click*
[22:29:43] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[22:29:44] <NetCraft> ^ 03Soros and Obama Activate Terror Cells For Race War - YouTube
[22:30:22] <SirFinkus> I bet if I buy his water filter, everything will be better
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[22:32:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Drudge is linking to infowars stories now
[22:47:14] <SirFinkus> welp, time for me to start drinking
[22:57:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Domino's Trials Pizza Delivery Robot With 12-Mile Range - http://sylnt.us - it-will-still-be-cold-when-I-get-it
[22:57:29] <Ethanol-fueled> What's the brew of choice today?
[23:02:12] <SirFinkus> some alaska ipa I'm trying
[23:02:18] <SirFinkus> hop turn I think
[23:05:13] <SirFinkus> actually haven't started yet, forgot they weren't cold
[23:05:26] <SirFinkus> so I've got a few in the freezer now, should be ready in a few
[23:06:49] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[23:06:50] <exec> 071493
[23:33:55] <Subsentient> Aaaaand NEXUS is crashing for other reasons now. Great.
[23:34:21] <Subsentient> Well at least I got a little refillable vaporizer pen, so I don't have to make the kitties sneeze with smoke anymore.
[23:35:44] <Subsentient> And no more of those expensive $6 cartriges
[23:36:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I recently tried the marijuana vape pens.
[23:36:29] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: ahh, any good?
[23:36:54] <Ethanol-fueled> The experience was godly, and there was no stink at all. The taste was kinda like the marijuana part of pot brownies.
[23:37:11] <Subsentient> ah.
[23:37:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Only problem is that you can get in deeper shit legally since the cartridges are considered a "concentrate" and they are expensive as well.
[23:37:51] <Ethanol-fueled> The high was fantastic. It's potent but doesn't leave you a drooling idiot
[23:37:51] <Subsentient> I still prefer a real home-rolled pipe tobacco cigarette, but this'll suffice. Half the fun is feeling the tumors form on your lungs.
[23:38:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, rollies are harsh as fuck, but at least you generally aren't getting the arsenic and cadmium and ammonia etc. from Factory cigs
[23:38:48] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Wimp.
[23:38:58] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I rip the filters off American Spirits. I can't stand filters.
[23:39:33] <Ethanol-fueled> I love American Spirits, but filterless cigs are pretty harsh.
[23:39:49] <Ethanol-fueled> You have to be one tough motherfucker to tolerate a filterless professionally-rolled cig
[23:40:05] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i575.photobucket.com
[23:40:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Motherfuckin' BUGLER
[23:40:11] <Subsentient> It's too hard to draw on filtered cigs. I'm lazy and I want it to be like breathing, not sucking a straw.
[23:40:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Breathing a campfire, that is
[23:41:00] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: This is what I prefer to make cigs out of: http://www.tobaccogeneral.com
[23:41:01] <NetCraft> ^ 03Buoy Natural Pipe Tobacco 16 oz. Pack
[23:41:47] <Subsentient> It's seriously good stuff.
[23:41:55] <Subsentient> Lasts forever with a 1lb bag too.
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[23:42:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice.
[23:42:30] <Subsentient> $10 for a 1lb bag. Not bad at all.
[23:42:40] <Subsentient> Like $2 more than a pack of american spirits.
[23:42:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Haha, fuck man. That's a fat sack.
[23:43:27] <Subsentient> Doing the vaping thingy to protect my elderly kitty and mother with questionable heart health from my secondhand smoke.
[23:44:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh god, smoking indoors?
[23:44:15] <Tramtrist> wut
[23:44:18] * Ethanol-fueled when working as a PC tech saw firsthand what regular indoor smoking does to computers
[23:45:38] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: It's Arizona. It's 115F all summer long.
[23:45:53] <Ethanol-fueled> I have identified three distinct states of the scent of indoor tobacco smoke smell as a function of time. The first is a faint, pleasant, earthy smell. The next, as more time goes on, reeks of cheap hotel. The third and most chronic state is "cat piss"
[23:46:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, true, Subsentient. I've been to Phoenix during the summer
[23:46:15] <Subsentient> Mmm, cat piss.
[23:46:44] <Ethanol-fueled> to be fair I think the "cat piss" part of it is a result of smoking tobacco with nasty additives (ammonia, hence the cat piss smell)
[23:46:48] <Tramtrist> staring at JP 3ds
[23:46:49] <Tramtrist> thinking
[23:46:55] <Tramtrist> ya know .. im going to regret it
[23:46:55] <Tramtrist> but
[23:47:03] * Ethanol-fueled worked on a desktop that failed because the fans were gummed up with backy residue
[23:47:04] <Tramtrist> its just so hard to get the small form factor in the US
[23:48:01] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I opened the case of my PC recently, it had tobacco shavings and a crumpled tops paper in it.
[23:48:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha, how the fuck did those even get in there anyway?
[23:48:43] <Subsentient> Dunno. I often use that PC as a table and it's one of the dells with flexible plastic casing with gaps.
[23:50:06] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[23:50:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Dells rock. Fuck the Dell haters
[23:50:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Dell fanboi 4 lyfe
[23:51:13] <Tramtrist> hope he takes the company public again so i can buy stock in michael
[23:51:55] <Ethanol-fueled> taking a company public means they have a fiduciary duty to shareholders, which means that quality takes a nosedive
[23:52:34] <Ethanol-fueled> from the perspective of a tech monkey private companies are fucking awesome to work for. The talent generally bails once the company goes public.
[23:52:44] <Tramtrist> yeah but i cant invest in him any other way
[23:52:55] <Tramtrist> other than buying a dell
[23:53:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Then you get all the dipshit MBA types in, who hear about some management fad their buddy did, which fucks the place up, then they just blame the workers
[23:53:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck investment. It's gambling.
[23:53:18] <Tramtrist> no doubt
[23:53:27] <Tramtrist> have too much cash
[23:53:31] <Tramtrist> its either that or buy gold
[23:53:47] <Tramtrist> need more things to buy
[23:53:57] <Tramtrist> like this 3ds
[23:54:11] <Ethanol-fueled> buy booze. You know you'll get what you paid for when you buy booze.
[23:54:12] <Subsentient> Tramtrist: I have an idea. I'm really poor. You could give me some money.
[23:54:21] * Subsentient is actually really poor, $750 a month
[23:54:39] <Tramtrist> thats true
[23:54:43] <Tramtrist> have a lot of booze
[23:54:47] <Tramtrist> could always have more
[23:54:50] <Tramtrist> people always want booze
[23:54:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I'd pay you decent sums to teach me the art of the C, but I need to work a bit and get my comfy-cushion first.
[23:55:28] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I'd be glad to. You're a smart cookie and will probably be easy to teach.
[23:56:00] <Subsentient> Tramtrist: Still waiting for that money.
[23:56:14] * Subsentient will spend it on heroine and guns
[23:57:12] * Subsentient will actually spend it on PC parts, programming manuals, maybe an electric scooter so he doesn't need to bus everywhere in 120F Arizona heat
[23:58:03] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:58:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2372
[23:58:10] <Ethanol-fueled> aye, fucker.
[23:58:19] <crutchy> aye focker!
[23:58:31] <crutchy> long time no shitpost
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[23:58:44] * Subsentient eagerly awaits more EF shitposts
[23:58:46] <roo_rapist> Just tired. Fatigue
[23:59:06] <roo_rapist> Not a permanent state. Just too much shit going on now.
[23:59:40] <roo_rapist> Drinking a lot of booze put me into a more reckless, manic state that accomplished a lot. Now that I'm drinking less, I'm tired all the time.