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[23:59:40] <roo_rapist> Drinking a lot of booze put me into a more reckless, manic state that accomplished a lot. Now that I'm drinking less, I'm tired all the time.
[23:59:06] <roo_rapist> Not a permanent state. Just too much shit going on now.
[23:58:46] <roo_rapist> Just tired. Fatigue
[23:58:44] * Subsentient eagerly awaits more EF shitposts
[23:58:37] Ethanol-fueled is now known as roo_rapist
[23:58:31] <crutchy> long time no shitpost
[23:58:19] <crutchy> aye focker!
[23:58:10] <Ethanol-fueled> aye, fucker.
[23:58:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2372
[23:58:03] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:57:12] * Subsentient will actually spend it on PC parts, programming manuals, maybe an electric scooter so he doesn't need to bus everywhere in 120F Arizona heat
[23:56:14] * Subsentient will spend it on heroine and guns
[23:56:00] <Subsentient> Tramtrist: Still waiting for that money.
[23:55:28] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I'd be glad to. You're a smart cookie and will probably be easy to teach.
[23:54:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I'd pay you decent sums to teach me the art of the C, but I need to work a bit and get my comfy-cushion first.
[23:54:50] <Tramtrist> people always want booze
[23:54:47] <Tramtrist> could always have more
[23:54:43] <Tramtrist> have a lot of booze
[23:54:39] <Tramtrist> thats true
[23:54:21] * Subsentient is actually really poor, $750 a month
[23:54:12] <Subsentient> Tramtrist: I have an idea. I'm really poor. You could give me some money.
[23:54:11] <Ethanol-fueled> buy booze. You know you'll get what you paid for when you buy booze.
[23:53:57] <Tramtrist> like this 3ds
[23:53:47] <Tramtrist> need more things to buy
[23:53:31] <Tramtrist> its either that or buy gold
[23:53:27] <Tramtrist> have too much cash
[23:53:18] <Tramtrist> no doubt
[23:53:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck investment. It's gambling.
[23:53:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Then you get all the dipshit MBA types in, who hear about some management fad their buddy did, which fucks the place up, then they just blame the workers
[23:52:55] <Tramtrist> other than buying a dell
[23:52:44] <Tramtrist> yeah but i cant invest in him any other way
[23:52:34] <Ethanol-fueled> from the perspective of a tech monkey private companies are fucking awesome to work for. The talent generally bails once the company goes public.
[23:51:55] <Ethanol-fueled> taking a company public means they have a fiduciary duty to shareholders, which means that quality takes a nosedive
[23:51:13] <Tramtrist> hope he takes the company public again so i can buy stock in michael
[23:50:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Dell fanboi 4 lyfe
[23:50:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Dells rock. Fuck the Dell haters
[23:50:06] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[23:48:43] <Subsentient> Dunno. I often use that PC as a table and it's one of the dells with flexible plastic casing with gaps.
[23:48:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha, how the fuck did those even get in there anyway?
[23:48:01] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I opened the case of my PC recently, it had tobacco shavings and a crumpled tops paper in it.
[23:47:04] <Tramtrist> its just so hard to get the small form factor in the US
[23:47:03] * Ethanol-fueled worked on a desktop that failed because the fans were gummed up with backy residue
[23:46:55] <Tramtrist> but
[23:46:55] <Tramtrist> ya know .. im going to regret it
[23:46:49] <Tramtrist> thinking
[23:46:48] <Tramtrist> staring at JP 3ds
[23:46:44] <Ethanol-fueled> to be fair I think the "cat piss" part of it is a result of smoking tobacco with nasty additives (ammonia, hence the cat piss smell)
[23:46:15] <Subsentient> Mmm, cat piss.
[23:46:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, true, Subsentient. I've been to Phoenix during the summer
[23:45:53] <Ethanol-fueled> I have identified three distinct states of the scent of indoor tobacco smoke smell as a function of time. The first is a faint, pleasant, earthy smell. The next, as more time goes on, reeks of cheap hotel. The third and most chronic state is "cat piss"
[23:45:38] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: It's Arizona. It's 115F all summer long.
[23:44:18] * Ethanol-fueled when working as a PC tech saw firsthand what regular indoor smoking does to computers
[23:44:15] <Tramtrist> wut
[23:44:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh god, smoking indoors?
[23:43:27] <Subsentient> Doing the vaping thingy to protect my elderly kitty and mother with questionable heart health from my secondhand smoke.
[23:42:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Haha, fuck man. That's a fat sack.
[23:42:40] <Subsentient> Like $2 more than a pack of american spirits.
[23:42:30] <Subsentient> $10 for a 1lb bag. Not bad at all.
[23:42:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice.
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[23:41:55] <Subsentient> Lasts forever with a 1lb bag too.
[23:41:47] <Subsentient> It's seriously good stuff.
[23:41:01] <NetCraft> ^ 03Buoy Natural Pipe Tobacco 16 oz. Pack
[23:41:00] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: This is what I prefer to make cigs out of: http://www.tobaccogeneral.com
[23:40:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Breathing a campfire, that is
[23:40:11] <Subsentient> It's too hard to draw on filtered cigs. I'm lazy and I want it to be like breathing, not sucking a straw.
[23:40:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Motherfuckin' BUGLER
[23:40:05] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i575.photobucket.com
[23:39:49] <Ethanol-fueled> You have to be one tough motherfucker to tolerate a filterless professionally-rolled cig
[23:39:33] <Ethanol-fueled> I love American Spirits, but filterless cigs are pretty harsh.
[23:38:58] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I rip the filters off American Spirits. I can't stand filters.
[23:38:48] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Wimp.
[23:38:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, rollies are harsh as fuck, but at least you generally aren't getting the arsenic and cadmium and ammonia etc. from Factory cigs
[23:37:51] <Subsentient> I still prefer a real home-rolled pipe tobacco cigarette, but this'll suffice. Half the fun is feeling the tumors form on your lungs.
[23:37:51] <Ethanol-fueled> The high was fantastic. It's potent but doesn't leave you a drooling idiot
[23:37:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Only problem is that you can get in deeper shit legally since the cartridges are considered a "concentrate" and they are expensive as well.
[23:37:11] <Subsentient> ah.
[23:36:54] <Ethanol-fueled> The experience was godly, and there was no stink at all. The taste was kinda like the marijuana part of pot brownies.
[23:36:29] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: ahh, any good?
[23:36:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I recently tried the marijuana vape pens.
[23:35:44] <Subsentient> And no more of those expensive $6 cartriges
[23:34:21] <Subsentient> Well at least I got a little refillable vaporizer pen, so I don't have to make the kitties sneeze with smoke anymore.
[23:33:55] <Subsentient> Aaaaand NEXUS is crashing for other reasons now. Great.
[23:06:50] <exec> 071493
[23:06:49] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[23:05:26] <SirFinkus> so I've got a few in the freezer now, should be ready in a few
[23:05:13] <SirFinkus> actually haven't started yet, forgot they weren't cold
[23:02:18] <SirFinkus> hop turn I think
[23:02:12] <SirFinkus> some alaska ipa I'm trying
[22:57:29] <Ethanol-fueled> What's the brew of choice today?
[22:57:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Domino's Trials Pizza Delivery Robot With 12-Mile Range - http://sylnt.us - it-will-still-be-cold-when-I-get-it
[22:47:14] <SirFinkus> welp, time for me to start drinking
[22:32:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Drudge is linking to infowars stories now
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[22:30:22] <SirFinkus> I bet if I buy his water filter, everything will be better
[22:29:44] <NetCraft> ^ 03Soros and Obama Activate Terror Cells For Race War - YouTube
[22:29:43] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[22:26:02] <Ethanol-fueled> *click click*
[22:25:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Good. Time to stomp some liberal scum
[22:25:49] <Ethanol-fueled> OH FUCK IS HAPPENIG
[22:25:37] <SirFinkus> Emergency alert: civil war in America.
[22:25:37] <SirFinkus> @RealAlexJones
[22:18:47] SirMeatus is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[22:18:16] <SirMeatus> Might as well have sattelite
[22:17:53] <SirMeatus> plebe cable scum here
[22:17:34] <SirMeatus> I rather liked my ISP. Cheap internet-only package, and they resisted (until they lost a lawsuit) the RIAA's bullshit
[22:16:58] * cmn32480 is thatnkful for his fiber connection to the house
[22:16:32] <SirMeatus> 5.5MBPS down, 50 Kpbs up. Unfigginbelievable
[22:16:02] <Bender> karma - isps: -1
[22:16:02] <SirMeatus> ISPs--
[22:16:00] <SirMeatus> Get fucked, ISP
[22:15:55] <SirMeatus> Upload speed 50KPBS?
[22:15:13] <exec> message saved
[22:15:10] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy I have reverted the changes to scripts/lib_buckets.php and scripts/activity.php due to excessive logging in #debug for every comment in a channel where exec is processing
[22:14:04] <cmn32480> an interesting characterization
[22:13:33] <cmn32480> lol
[22:13:04] <SirFinkus> she played me like a bagpipe
[22:12:56] <SirFinkus> actually, yeah
[22:12:48] <SirFinkus> nope
[22:12:48] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SirMeatus
[22:12:44] <cmn32480> hopefully that fixes exec
[22:12:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, did your ballsack inflate when she blew into your meatus?
[22:11:56] <SirFinkus> lustfully she played the painful passage on my flute
[22:11:38] <cmn32480> true
[22:11:08] <SirFinkus> rusty trombone
[22:11:00] <SirFinkus> skinflute
[22:10:57] <cmn32480> drums too
[22:10:52] <SirFinkus> digeridoo
[22:10:44] <SirFinkus> kazoo
[22:10:41] <SirFinkus> slide whistle
[22:10:26] <Ethanol-fueled> fuggin slow-ass uploads
[22:09:39] <Ethanol-fueled> guitar is pretty much the only instrument you can get away with not being able to read music
[22:09:12] <cmn32480> yeah... I was never that good at it
[22:08:43] <cmn32480> and like any other skill, it takes practice... and if you don't use it, you lose it
[22:08:39] <Ethanol-fueled> But the results are awesome. Seeing my violonist buddy sight-play metallica solos on his violin was awesome
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[22:08:27] <cmn32480> absolutely
[22:08:18] <Ethanol-fueled> but it takes considerable effort to git gud
[22:08:06] <Ethanol-fueled> agreed, cmn
[22:07:36] <cmn32480> reading sheet music is a skill that all musicians should have
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[22:07:06] <SirFinkus> also heard "winking"
[22:06:54] <SirFinkus> both work
[22:06:24] <exec> <Subsentient> <SirFinkus> your chocolate starfish?
[22:06:22] <Subsentient> SirFinkus, s/brown/chocolate/
[22:04:21] <Ethanol-fueled> some sheet musik
[22:03:29] <SirFinkus> your brown starfish?
[22:02:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll show you some cool shit since I'm all scanner-happy today
[22:02:04] <SirFinkus> now I can learn any song, given enough time and the sheet music
[22:01:20] <SirFinkus> learning real notation is much more useful
[22:00:40] <SirFinkus> yeah, never bothered though
[22:00:31] <Ethanol-fueled> tab's fuckeasy
[22:00:22] <SirFinkus> never really learned to read tab either, mostly I just figure songs out or play rocksmith
[21:59:56] <Ethanol-fueled> And learning other instruments
[21:59:49] <SirFinkus> for learning new stuff
[21:59:43] <SirFinkus> it's still handy to have
[21:59:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup, that's pretty much 99% of guitarists right there.
[21:59:25] <SirFinkus> my problem is that I end up just learning the song by motor memory and stop reading the music altogether
[21:58:58] <Ethanol-fueled> c# minor or some shit
[21:58:41] <SirFinkus> if you actually want to learn a song
[21:58:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I hate reading key signatures, especially the ones with like 5 sharps or flats
[21:58:33] <SirFinkus> I actually find it easier than tab
[21:58:08] <Ethanol-fueled> my former guitar teacher told me that tablature is for pussies
[21:58:02] <SirFinkus> I can read it now, just not in time to play it
[21:57:52] <Ethanol-fueled> people who can read sheet music are fucking studs
[21:57:49] <SirFinkus> he said pick anything, so I picked that
[21:57:35] <SirFinkus> yah
[21:57:33] <SirFinkus> actually learned a lot, and I wanted to learn to read sheet music
[21:57:31] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah, Iron Maiden?
[21:57:19] <SirFinkus> final on tuesday, gonna play the trooper
[21:57:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, that sucks.
[21:57:08] <Ethanol-fueled> yeccch
[21:57:08] <SirFinkus> mary had a little lamb etc
[21:57:02] <SirFinkus> note reading and stuff
[21:56:58] <SirFinkus> nothing exciting, it's very fundamental
[21:56:40] <Ethanol-fueled> what shit are you playing in classical?
[21:56:37] <SirFinkus> we ended anthro with 4 ted talks in 2 days
[21:56:21] <SirFinkus> Anthropology (lol) Classical Guitar, and Math
[21:56:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, what classes are you taking, if you don't mind me asking?
[21:55:36] <SirFinkus> good a time as any
[21:55:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Back. It's time to drink.
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[21:26:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Moon Base Could Cost Just $10 Billion Due to New Technologies - http://sylnt.us - walking-on-the-moon
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[21:12:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Brb.
[21:12:08] <SirFinkus> no busty women in short shorts though
[21:09:06] <SirFinkus> 90 inch tvs
[21:08:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn, looks good
[21:07:33] * Subsentient doesn't drink alcohol
[21:07:29] <SirFinkus> expensive though
[21:07:16] <SirFinkus> food is fucking delicious
[21:06:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03HOME
[21:06:49] <SirFinkus> http://www.threemagnetsbrewing.com
[21:06:46] <SirFinkus> this is where I go for that kind of shit
[21:06:44] <Subsentient> plot twist: eat == eating out
[21:06:28] <Subsentient> Hooters: Kids eat free!
[21:05:59] <SirFinkus> I can make frozen chicken strips at home
[21:05:50] <SirFinkus> it sounds like it
[21:05:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Hooters is lame as fuck. Their food is unremarkable. If you want to watch sports, go to a fucking dive-bar. You can get MUH HOT WINGS anywhere
[21:05:31] <Subsentient> but with porn, if you've been doing this for years, you kinda know what you got into.
[21:05:17] <Subsentient> I mean, you might just be really broke to work at hooters for a few months or a strip joint,
[21:05:02] <Subsentient> I'll support porn stars, but not hooters or similar.
[21:04:58] <SirFinkus> I'd never got to a hooters
[21:04:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's pretty tacky
[21:04:30] <SirFinkus> patronizing as fuck
[21:04:15] <SirFinkus> frankly, I found the whole "slutty girls at tech conferences" insulting as well
[21:04:12] <Subsentient> ahh
[21:02:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Basically Hooters waitresses
[21:02:21] <Ethanol-fueled> They were wimmin in schoolgirl outfits
[21:01:33] <SirFinkus> highly doubt that
[21:01:22] <Subsentient> But seriously, if they were under 18, WTF
[21:01:06] <SirFinkus> scantily clad "schoolgirls" need jobs too
[21:00:48] <Ethanol-fueled> MUH SOGINY
[21:00:45] <Ethanol-fueled> LOLZ
[21:00:45] <NetCraft> ^ 03Good news: Microsoft hired more women. Bad news: They were scantily clad 'schoolgirls' — RT USA
[21:00:43] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.rt.com
[20:55:41] <SirFinkus> fuck, now I need to read gulliver's travels again
[20:54:59] <Subsentient> He throws the wicked into the boiling vats of peanut butter.
[20:54:47] <Subsentient> Peanut butter is made of Lord Gerbilius' undying judgment.
[20:54:31] <Subsentient> Praise him, may his brutal justice and undead glory encircle the Earth!
[20:54:21] <SirFinkus> peanut butter is made of baby gerbils?
[20:54:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, his tail long, his fur bristly
[20:53:49] <Subsentient> Well before humans existed, there was Gerbilius and his peanut butter.
[20:53:45] <Ethanol-fueled> haha fink, forgot about George Washington Carver
[20:53:36] <Subsentient> Lord Gerbilius invented peanut butter.
[20:53:28] <SirFinkus> named my state after him
[20:53:16] <SirFinkus> the guy who invented peanut butter?
[20:52:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Soon we'll be taught that George Washington was Black, and his wife and he were the first interracial relationship in the U.S.
[20:52:40] <Subsentient> It's a hallmark of totalitarian societies.
[20:52:31] <Subsentient> Indeed it is.
[20:52:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Historical revisionism and censorship is profoundly offensive.
[20:52:10] <SirFinkus> same people who cross out "nigger" in huck finn
[20:52:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck censorship.
[20:51:55] <SirFinkus> by people who think they know better than Johnathon Swift
[20:51:36] <SirFinkus> in bookstores
[20:51:31] <SirFinkus> I've seen like 3 versions
[20:51:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, I can understand that....but you are a masochist in depriving yourself the joys of charred animal flesh
[20:51:22] <SirFinkus> just make sure you get the uncensored version, I think the one on gutenberg is good
[20:51:00] * Subsentient is staunchly vegetarian, actually
[20:49:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[20:49:39] <SirFinkus> since the Irish are such breeders, and are so impoverished, he suggests that rich english people buy the babies and eat them solving the overpopulation and the poverty in on fell swoop
[20:49:10] <Bender> karma - irish_menace: -1
[20:49:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Irish_menace--
[20:48:59] <Ethanol-fueled> momma told me when I was a kid that some hamsters eat their young. I thought about that everytime I played with Hammy,
[20:48:49] <SirFinkus> it's really more of a solution for solving the Irish problem
[20:48:36] <Subsentient> lol
[20:48:33] <Ethanol-fueled> like some rodents do
[20:48:25] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha, brutal
[20:48:23] <Subsentient> Mmm, babies!
[20:48:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, he suggested starving people eat babies
[20:48:10] <SirFinkus> Read a Modest Proposal, it's short
[20:48:08] <Subsentient> ahh
[20:48:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I didn't read it, but the common misconception doesn't make it sound very cool
[20:47:57] <SirFinkus> Johnathon Swift is awesome
[20:47:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I thought it was just another corny boring piece of literature.
[20:47:01] <SirFinkus> the entire book is him shitting on society, it's all political satire
[20:46:35] <Bender> karma - tubgirl: 2
[20:46:35] <Subsentient> tubgirl++
[20:46:34] <Ethanol-fueled> ONLY ONE?!
[20:46:30] <Bender> karma - tubgirl: 1
[20:46:29] <Ethanol-fueled> tubgirl++
[20:46:20] <Subsentient> Or post tubgirl in a channel with 1000+ users and run away.
[20:46:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, that's brutal Fink
[20:46:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahaha,
[20:46:00] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah subsentient. IRC rocks because you can start a drunken fight, get beat up and kicked out, and not have a black eye the next day
[20:45:45] <SirFinkus> there's also a part where he's looking at massive Brobdingnag titties
[20:45:11] <SirFinkus> it's a good book Ethanol-fueled, read it when you have the time
[20:44:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that's still awesome. Pissing is a gift to male humanity
[20:44:54] <Subsentient> And everyone just thinks I was afk.
[20:44:47] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: That's why I like IRC so much, I have friends, and if I feel like a shit sandwich, I can just not answer the highlights.
[20:44:46] <SirFinkus> and they sentence him to having his eyes put out with poisoned arrows
[20:44:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Your work is impressive, I'd hire you to be my C tutor if I had time.
[20:44:27] <SirFinkus> then the lilliputians get mad about it
[20:44:19] <SirFinkus> no, the palace was on fire, and he pissed on it to put it out
[20:44:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, friends are overrated. Maintaining friendships is pretty draining for introverts.
[20:44:17] <Subsentient> Anything else would likely be a distraction from what really matters to me.
[20:43:56] <Subsentient> That's partly my fault, I'm absorbed in my work.
[20:43:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Sounds awesome, fink. Pissing fire rules!
[20:43:47] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Yeah, but I'm also a virgin, and only had one girlfriend, in middle school. I have few IRL friends.
[20:43:30] <SirFinkus> I need to re-read that
[20:43:10] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: We need to go lather our nuts in peanut butter and ride tiny girly bikes around the local walmart, that'll cheer you up.
[20:42:56] <Ethanol-fueled> That sucks, subsentient...but you have a mom, and apparantly a decent relationship with her.
[20:42:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks bro. It's temporary....but no good for shitposting
[20:42:35] <Subsentient> Mom's gone recovering from double knee replacement this last month, it's been boring and lonely.
[20:42:20] <SirFinkus> such exotic locations
[20:42:17] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: My sympathy on your burden, truly.
[20:42:13] <SirFinkus> Part III: A Voyage to Laputa, Balnibarbi, Luggnagg, Glubbdubdrib, and Japan
[20:42:06] <SirFinkus> lol the wiki page
[20:42:00] * Ethanol-fueled forgot how to long-divide as well
[20:41:53] <Ethanol-fueled> haha, you and me both, subsentient.
[20:41:43] <Ethanol-fueled> So I'm slammed at work and taking 12 units of hard shit right now.
[20:41:22] * Subsentient can't do double digit addition on paper anymore
[20:41:04] <SirFinkus> that's really only half the book
[20:41:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, pay is great. That's not a worry now.
[20:40:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus, I'm barely above water in discrete math because teacher's a fucking super-autist bozo and I hate fucking proofs
[20:40:48] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Is the pay decent?
[20:40:41] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Daaaaamn.
[20:40:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I started a new job that demands 50+ hours a week, and found out at the last minute that school wants me to do 2 classes concurrently.
[20:40:08] <SirFinkus> they usually just have the part in lilliput and the giants
[20:39:45] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Any reason why you've been blue?
[20:39:39] <Ethanol-fueled> And, like I said, even juvenile shitposting gets old. And I love juvenile shitposting.
[20:39:33] <SirFinkus> in in lilliput, he pisses out a fire, some books change it to him spitting it out
[20:39:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I'm been kinda dead inside lately. It'll pass in a few months, but I can't motivate myself to post decently in the discussions.
[20:39:13] <SirFinkus> they cut out parts
[20:38:46] <Ethanol-fueled> What in it do they censor, fink?
[20:38:45] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Coming from you, that's a real complement.
[20:38:37] <SirFinkus> a lot of the times it's censored
[20:38:26] <Ethanol-fueled> You're one sick puppy, subsentient.
[20:38:20] <SirFinkus> Gulliver's Travels is one of my favorite books
[20:38:05] <Subsentient> :^D
[20:37:59] <SirFinkus> those old "new world" monsters are the greatest
[20:37:57] <Ethanol-fueled> No thanks subsentient. Link says all
[20:37:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah@headless men
[20:37:38] <SirFinkus> naw, I'm good
[20:37:24] <NetCraft> ^ 03Krystal Furry Giantess POV Vore, Free Porn 13: xHamster
[20:37:23] <Subsentient> Someone linked me this on imgur, it's strangely soothing: http://xhamster.com
[20:36:12] <SirFinkus> is that Jared Fogel?
[20:35:56] <Subsentient> Speaking of monkeys: http://i.imgur.com
[20:35:36] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[20:35:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Headless men
[20:35:13] <SirFinkus> reminds me of these guys https://en.wikipedia.org
[20:35:00] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: So now that you're back, will you start jewposting again, I hope?
[20:34:55] <Ethanol-fueled> But does the monkey LIKE it?
[20:34:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Yikes!
[20:34:21] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: http://i.imgur.com
[20:34:01] <Ethanol-fueled> featuring the most retarded creature of them all, in the middle
[20:33:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Retarded creature fight 2
[20:33:47] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:33:46] <Subsentient> but I have to ask and more importantly, I have to bug people.
[20:33:33] <Subsentient> :^D
[20:33:32] <Subsentient> alright.
[20:33:29] <Subsentient> Should compile on Ubuntu 10.10.
[20:33:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm too busy and tired to test anything, no offense.
[20:33:19] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03GitHub - Subsentient/nexus: NEXUS is a specialized IRC proxy/bouncer to merge multiple connected IRC clients into the same nickname seamlessly.
[20:33:19] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: yeah pretty much. https://github.com
[20:33:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I figured that was coming, Fink.
[20:33:03] <Subsentient> booo!
[20:33:01] <SirFinkus> don't tell him Ethanol-fueled, he just wants you do beta test nexus
[20:32:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Windoze
[20:32:42] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: What you on right now?
[20:32:32] <Subsentient> ahh
[20:32:28] <Ethanol-fueled> no plans to "upgrade" either
[20:32:19] <Ethanol-fueled> 7, with all the telemmetry BS stripped out
[20:31:42] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: What version of Windows?
[20:31:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice, subsentient. Running Windoze/Ubuntu 10.10
[20:31:03] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: What OS you use?
[20:30:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Retarded creature-fight.
[20:30:57] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I been working on NEXUS, got it stable.
[20:30:51] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:29:43] <SirFinkus> I got my finals next week
[20:29:43] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Don't be stressed. :^(
[20:29:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Unremarkable shark
[20:29:39] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:29:37] <Ethanol-fueled> The shit-hammer is coming down hard with the obligations.
[20:29:26] <Ethanol-fueled> kinda stressed
[20:29:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, school/work/sleep
[20:29:11] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: whatcha do with yourself these days?
[20:29:06] <SirFinkus> "later in life" you writing your memoirs or something?
[20:28:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I got kinda good later in life, then stopped it.
[20:28:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Sadly, no.
[20:28:28] <SirFinkus> you still draw?
[20:27:43] <Ethanol-fueled> INfluenced by FF2's Kain, with malformed Klingon Empire logos throughout
[20:27:22] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:27:18] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: join ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos on freenode!
[20:27:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Yo.
[20:26:56] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Hiyah!
[20:26:54] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
[20:26:14] <SirFinkus> you were a smug little cunt
[20:25:58] <Ethanol-fueled> "don't you Love Flying the ONLY rocket in the sky?
[20:25:46] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:23:04] <SirFinkus> hope that fixed the scrolling bug
[20:22:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Upload is slow as fucc so the rest will take some time.
[20:21:29] <SirFinkus> brb
[20:19:33] <SirFinkus> is it gay?
[20:17:33] <Ethanol-fueled> This retarded robot was obviously influenced by Mega-Man robots.
[20:17:20] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:14:13] <Ethanol-fueled> The reptilian's gun-arm says "30mm" in case you had any doubts
[20:13:39] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[20:13:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay cats, time for Ethanol-fueled's shitty childhood drawings.
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[19:52:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Welp, never mind. Upload's fucked beyond belief.
[19:51:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus christ I'm gonna cancel my internet, upload's slow as fuck.
[19:47:04] <SirFinkus> granny fucking WATA
[19:47:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Linkbombs incoming.
[19:46:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Turns out granny saved a few of my childhood drawings.
[19:46:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I have an annoying self-indulgent surprise for you all.
[19:46:18] <SirFinkus> lo ef
[19:46:10] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
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[19:24:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hulk Hogan Awarded $115 Million in Privacy Suit Against Gawker Media - http://sylnt.us - hulk-smash
[18:55:11] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - I've heard of fly Dubai, but 99% of my travel is in country. I generally fly Southwest Airlines. And my parents went to Tanzania a few years ago. Said it was awesome
[18:53:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03A Prank Time - YouTube
[18:53:33] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[18:23:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Long-Lost H.P. Lovecraft Manuscript Found - http://sylnt.us - cthulhu-was-here
[18:05:50] <nick> that flydubai crash looks to be quite something
[17:56:24] * Runaway1956 wanders off to bed
[17:51:55] dermestid_psychoanal is now known as Runaway1956
[17:51:44] * dermestid_psychoanal recommends sacrificing a goat to cure the dermestid depression
[17:51:19] dermestid is now known as dermestid_psychoanal
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[17:49:03] <Subsentient> And that lady's a beetle noob -- you can pick up the larvae with your bare hands by pinching the fuzzy hairs on their back.
[17:47:46] <NetCraft> ^ 03Small scale Dermestid care - YouTube
[17:47:45] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Found a good video of them: https://www.youtube.com
[17:46:47] <Runaway1956> Oh well, mammals have had a good, if short, run.
[17:45:44] <Subsentient> Yeah pretty much.
[17:45:36] <Runaway1956> So, when mankind destroys himself with nuclear weapons, the roaches and the beetles will be duking it out for supremacy?
[17:45:31] <Subsentient> And no, they don't bite. :^)
[17:45:21] <Subsentient> They'll eat all of that in an hour.
[17:45:13] <Subsentient> I also empty the dried up wet food from my cat's bowls into their cage.
[17:44:54] <Runaway1956> " in practice will eat anything with protein," - cockroaches
[17:44:39] <Subsentient> I just gave them a big pile of unsalted peanuts, they're going crazy. :^3
[17:43:45] <Runaway1956> Dung beetles are more fun - you crap on them, they're happy.
[17:43:32] <Subsentient> Ignore the beetle-man behind the curtain
[17:43:19] <Subsentient> lol
[17:43:17] <Runaway1956> They aren't using drugs, are they?
[17:43:15] <Subsentient> Well they seem healthy and responsive, but unmotivated to do anything.
[17:42:52] <Runaway1956> How can you tell?
[17:42:52] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: lol
[17:42:39] <Subsentient> I got my big colony of beetles and they all seem depressed.
[17:42:35] <Runaway1956> Could they be sad because you have a body temperature different than ambient temperature?
[17:42:17] <Subsentient> they're carreon eaters, but in practice will eat anything with protein, including peanuts, cheese, cat food, etc.
[17:41:49] <Runaway1956> Dermestes maculatus DeGeer
[17:41:35] <Subsentient> adult: http://bugguide.net
[17:41:22] <Subsentient> Larvae: http://bugguide.net
[17:41:01] <Subsentient> Dermestes Maculatus.
[17:40:52] <Runaway1956> Hide beetles? You're sure they aren't dung beetles? I don't even know what a hide beetle is - probably because they stay hidden
[17:39:42] <Subsentient> My hide beetles look sad. Why are my beetles sad?
[17:38:35] <Runaway1956> Tanzania? Who flies to Tanzania?
[17:35:18] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: flydubai destinations
[17:35:18] <nick> https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:33:41] <nick> except maybe a turkish one
[17:33:19] <nick> i have never even heard of it, flown on a lot of airlines but none that are ME based
[17:32:29] <nick> the airline?
[17:31:42] * Runaway1956 wonders if nick or cmn32480 flies on flydubai
[17:30:07] <Runaway1956> The wife has her own collection of magic memorabilia . . . .
[17:23:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Long-Lost HP Lovecraft Manuscript Found - http://sylnt.us - cthulhu-was-here
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[17:05:17] <Runaway1956> Assorted religions and agnostics and atheists - the discussion could be high-larious
[17:04:42] * Runaway1956 should post that question to the board
[17:02:19] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: I say witches can't come back to haunt.
[17:00:55] <takyon_> bring cronuts
[17:00:43] <Runaway1956> What say all of you?
[17:00:38] <Runaway1956> But, I say that witches can't come back to haunt people
[17:00:23] <Runaway1956> She says if I continue bringing donuts and cheesecake home, and she dies, she'll haunt me
[17:00:04] <Runaway1956> The wife and I are arguing - if she kills me with old rotten hotdogs, I intend to come back and haunt her
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[16:54:20] * aqu4 cries
[16:54:04] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Subsentient] by Aphrodite
[16:54:04] <Subsentient> .deop
[16:54:02] <Subsentient> aww
[16:54:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by Aphrodite
[16:54:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Subsentient
[16:53:59] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by Aphrodite
[16:53:59] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Subsentient
[16:53:53] <takyon_> that's just what you want us to believe
[16:53:53] <Subsentient> .op aqu4
[16:53:45] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Subsentient] by Aphrodite
[16:53:45] <Subsentient> .op
[16:51:05] <Runaway1956> That's what happens when you look at the keyboard, you get all the wrong keys
[16:50:45] <Runaway1956> wrong slash thingy
[16:50:32] <Runaway1956> \me is just contributing to the global paranoia level
[16:49:48] * takyon_ checks logs
[16:49:13] <Runaway1956> Shhhhhhh - he's here, listening!~
[16:48:47] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon_] by Aphrodite
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[16:47:48] <exec> message saved
[16:47:46] <Runaway1956> ~tell Ethanol-fueled to join vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedidlos
[16:41:50] <aqu4> I'll tell them in a PM next time I see 'em.
[16:41:50] <Subsentient> $tell Ethanol-fueled you should join my channel on Freenode, ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos !
[16:39:47] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by Aphrodite
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[16:38:42] * Ethanol-fueled died in a transporter accident on the way to his home planet
[16:38:27] -!- Subsentient has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[16:38:23] <Ethanol-fueled> I must leave now, possibly to pork a fat girl. Beam me up, Scotty!
[16:37:12] * Ethanol-fueled laughs at nonnegative integer
[16:37:03] <Bender> karma - racism: 4
[16:37:03] <Ethanol-fueled> racism++
[16:36:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Hopefully you all can get some more heads and bucks now that the racist anti-semitic bastid is away.
[16:35:49] <nick> 'tis the way of the world apparently
[16:35:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks, Nick.
[16:35:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I am exhausted and bummed. School and work are eating up all my free time.
[16:35:14] <nick> wb
[16:35:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I took a break not because of any particular event, but because the quality of my posts was in steep decline, and even shitposting becomes no fun if there is no art or passion in it.
[16:33:59] Ethanol-fueled|shitt is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[16:31:54] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanol-fueled|shitt
[16:31:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I missed you guys, in fact, you reminded me to take a shit. Hoad up while I take a shit.
[16:31:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Wut, no niggaz up at 9:31 am?
[16:30:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Wuddup, niggaz
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[16:28:12] <Runaway1956> Something still smells - crutchy - is that you?
[15:39:15] <Runaway1956> Something smells bad - maybe I'll go take a bath . . . .
[15:38:45] <Runaway1956> Slashdotters were commenting without RTFA long before it became cool to comment without RTFA.
[15:21:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Research Proves We Don't Read the Article - http://sylnt.us - key-information-deliberately-left-out-of-this-summary
[13:39:34] <nick> ahoy
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[13:20:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Admiral Warns of New Activity Near Reef Seized by China - http://sylnt.us - coral-needs-friends-too
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[12:14:16] <crutchy> that's just cos customers are magic
[12:14:03] <crutchy> http://turnoff.us
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[11:54:57] <Bender> karma - amazon_payments: -1
[11:54:57] <chromas> amazon_payments--
[11:54:41] <chromas> 10-100
[11:48:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Buses Need to Be More Dangerous - http://sylnt.us - get-on-the-bus-gus
[11:48:48] <cmn32480> will update tonight'
[11:48:44] <cmn32480> I'm gone all day at pinewood derby for the boy
[11:48:36] <cmn32480> 10-4
[11:29:52] <crutchy> i should probably test some before those files get updated maybe
[11:24:44] <crutchy> then i'll be able to
[11:24:30] <crutchy> might have to update update.php :p
[11:24:16] <crutchy> ~update-exec-file irc_lib.php
[11:23:56] <exec> message saved
[11:23:54] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy update the bot... or do I have to?
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[11:22:17] <exec> message saved
[11:22:15] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i rejigged some of irc_lib.php and scripts/lib_buckets.php to include base64 encoding of serialized arrays
[11:21:15] * crutchy is wondering whether newlines in serialized bucket arrays may have been a cause of occasional bugs
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[09:47:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Isaac Newton's Recipe for Alchemists' Mercury Rediscovered - http://sylnt.us - watch-for-falling-apples
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[09:29:50] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i just reenabled the ~update-exec-file script. thought about it and figured its only gunna download from my github anyway so i'm the only one that could cause any grief
[08:46:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flydubai Airliner Crashes in Russia - http://sylnt.us
[08:34:00] Jesus is now known as chromas
[08:16:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Single Injection of Stem Cells Reverses Bone Loss in Mice - http://sylnt.us - welcome-our-new-mice-overlords
[06:50:27] <crutchy> praise jebus!
[06:39:49] <Jesus> Be þe not ungrateful, for I send you miracle spring water directly from the sky almost every goddamn day
[06:38:10] <SirFinkus> will you at least send me some miracle spring water?
[06:37:44] <Jesus> Also, donate money. As an all-powerful deity, I need you for tasks I cannot do
[06:37:22] <Jesus> It is written…saying "goddammit" has nothing to do with taking the lord's name in vain
[06:35:43] <SirFinkus> there is no higher crime
[06:35:38] <SirFinkus> his crime: impersonating a diety
[06:35:32] <SirFinkus> Subsentient it wasn't for a gag
[06:34:35] * Deucalion evaporates
[06:34:08] <Deucalion> Says the guy still up at 06:30.... anyone need advice? This would be the last place to find anything sensible.
[06:31:15] <Deucalion> Good luck Subsentient - not having your always on in the "ON" state may help with that sleeping thing..... just saying.
[06:30:27] <Subsentient> afk, since I might be back.
[06:30:13] <Jesus> smoke in your sleep
[06:30:03] <Subsentient> well imma try rest again.
[06:29:16] * Deucalion thinks not
[06:29:04] <Subsentient> Deucalion: dooooo it.
[06:28:50] <Subsentient> https://github.com
[06:28:39] <Deucalion> Subsentient, dicks :P
[06:28:04] <Subsentient> Deucalion: well go test NEXUS and be useful. :^)
[06:27:11] <Deucalion> Subsentient, too old for the why not mentality. Seen it DIAF too many times.
[06:27:06] <Jesus> Subsentient: you're supposed to do the kicking
[06:26:35] <Subsentient> funky just kicked someone as a gag. why not let aqu4 be op?
[06:25:58] <Subsentient> Deucalion: rather than asking why, why not?
[06:25:22] <SirFinkus> you motherfucker, now I'm going to need to masturbate first
[06:24:56] * Subsentient shits on SirFinkus
[06:24:42] <Deucalion> Subsentient, your bot looks fine, still not seeing what it offers over and above Aphrodite when it comes to chanops. Now get outta here before Jesus washes your feet our something.
[06:24:38] * SirFinkus actually goes
[06:24:34] <SirFinkus> now about that shit...
[06:24:16] * Subsentient pukes on SirFinkus
[06:23:56] <SirFinkus> :^)
[06:23:50] <SirFinkus> Subsentient: my kick didn't have any colors in it
[06:23:18] <Subsentient> Deucalion: my bot don't look so bad now does it?
[06:23:03] <SirFinkus> granted, just about every day is the feast of some saint or another
[06:22:48] <SirFinkus> and on st patricks day too
[06:22:34] <Jesus> Deucalion: I already did. I have no reason to repeat. Except when my scriptures repeat over and over
[06:22:32] <Deucalion> it's a miracle
[06:22:21] <Deucalion> wow....
[06:22:07] * SirFinkus washes his hands
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[06:21:57] -!- Jesus was kicked from #Soylent by Aphrodite!Aphrodite@dodekatheon.olympus.gr [(SirFinkus) come back in 3 days]
[06:21:57] <SirFinkus> .kick jesus come back in 3 days
[06:21:41] <Deucalion> Jesus, can you go hide in a cave for 3 days and pretend to be dead?
[06:21:38] * SirFinkus goes to take a shit, might be a while
[06:21:36] <Bender> Added quote 698
[06:21:36] <Subsentient> !grab sirfinkus
[06:21:15] <SirFinkus> I still hate all you assholes
[06:21:06] <Subsentient> Deucalion: might need to ask Jesus too :^P
[06:20:55] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I still love you ~hugs~
[06:20:25] <Subsentient> Deucalion: ahh sure whatever :^)
[06:18:59] <Jesus> SirFinkus: I forgive you. You see, I let some people hang me up on a tree exactly 1983 years ago and then I died earlier than normal and came back to life two days later so that you wouldn't have to burn in hellfire for infinity for speaking rudely
[06:18:33] <Deucalion> I apologise Subsentient, for all my past sins. I mean it, sincerely. Please can I have your forgiveness now?
[06:16:10] <SirFinkus> shut up jesus
[06:14:41] <Subsentient> god damn coffee never helps me work but when I wanna sleep...
[06:14:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Just in From the "Other Site" (Slashdot) - http://sylnt.us - dreaded-other
[06:13:54] <Jesus> kitties apologize for nothing
[06:13:49] <Jesus> you're wrong
[06:12:19] <Subsentient> on my phone with a fuzzy kitty, apologize for k-lining my bot, threatening to ban someone over colors, and disable 'secure', and mean it and I'll forgive you Deucalion.
[06:09:45] * Deucalion guesses he just acquired an enemy for life :(
[06:07:14] <exec> added to beverages
[06:07:13] <Jesus> ~g'night >beverage Jesus Juice
[06:07:10] * exec flatulantly fires an A cup of horse tentacle tofu at Subsentient
[06:07:08] <Deucalion> ~g'night Subsentient
[06:06:54] * exec single-handedly imagines a github of aqu4 burritos with all
[06:06:51] <Jesus> ~g'night all
[06:06:50] <SirFinkus> apparently neither of use are popular with the bot
[06:06:50] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 44°F / 7°C, cloudy, wind NE at 6 mph, humidity 77% - Saturday cloudy (41°F:47°F / 5°C:8°C), Sunday cloudy (39°F:50°F / 4°C:10°C), Monday mostly cloudy (38°F:52°F / 3°C:11°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (38°F:52°F / 3°C:11°C)
[06:06:48] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[06:06:25] <SirFinkus> ~night Subsentient
[06:06:13] <Deucalion> oh noes... exec has disavowed me?
[06:05:46] <SirFinkus> night
[06:05:35] <Deucalion> ~night Subsentient
[06:05:15] <Subsentient> gn
[06:04:52] <Jesus> ah the classic rule: pace yourself
[06:04:48] <SirFinkus> doesn't sound very agile Deucalion
[06:04:28] <Deucalion> or something
[06:04:22] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, it's a marathon not a sprint :D
[06:03:45] <SirFinkus> after 2 years of derangement?
[06:03:13] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I really don't get your point. I removed the permission for op'd people to randomly op whoever they like ~on this single channel~. I don't see that makes me a totalitarian... just this channel is linked from the site so perhaps in the interest of surviving a few more months, it's best it's not completely deranged in here.
[06:02:59] <Jesus> there're several channel prefixes but I don't think I've cum across a server that supports more than # and &
[06:01:27] <Subsentient> I'd like to add support to NEXUS.
[06:01:26] <Jesus> I love you all. Suffer your little children to cum unto me, and I shall take them on my knees and feed them bread and wine
[06:01:18] <Subsentient> like the server channels like & you mentioned?
[06:00:52] <Subsentient> Jesus: Do you have any resources on what 'types' of IRC channels can exist?
[05:58:35] <SirFinkus> shut up jesus
[05:57:50] <Jesus> and then get it all back in three days, invalidating the idea that it's a sacrifice
[05:57:40] <Subsentient> ...Whatever. I prefer to keep the peace, and you seem like you'll never get it. Just don't do anything else horrendous like that. Of course, since I said it, you probably will.
[05:57:31] <Jesus> I love you all so much that I am willing to take the punishment of losing op privilege in this channel
[05:57:28] <Deucalion> Ohhh.. a boss battle
[05:57:10] chromas is now known as Jesus
[05:56:41] <Deucalion> If you like I can remove all your ability to be OP here, maybe then you can sleep OK. Still doesn't explain the bot needing OP powahs.
[05:56:41] <Subsentient> Yeah, but most people don't really expect the aqu4bot thing.
[05:56:17] <chromas> I'm not sure that works when you have sole control of the bot
[05:55:52] <Subsentient> Deucalion: It has to do with not appearing totalitarian. I don't like looking threatening.
[05:55:22] <Deucalion> Subsentient, you prefer not to be OP so you divert your OPness through a remote bot? That's still you being OP via a proxy. wtf
[05:53:34] <chromas> looks like this old nexus doesn't support &channels
[05:53:17] -!- fartspark has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[05:53:13] <Subsentient> Deucalion: The answer is I prefer not actually being OP, and the biggest answer is "someone before you granted it to me, and you took it away as a spiteful act and that was wrong, and therefore you should restore it."
[05:52:11] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I've answered that question multiple times.
[05:51:32] <Deucalion> Subsentient, it seems the only person I pissed off was you. Because I questioned why your bot run on some flaky VPS would need chanops on this channel. A question you continue to evade answering. Is there any reason?
[05:48:30] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I didn't mean "let's start something stupid", I meant, "you pissed people off including me, did something dickish, and won't admit it was a dick move."
[05:48:19] <chromas> Yes, do NOT change anything else in this email!
[05:47:54] <SirFinkus> in this extremely specific format
[05:47:32] <SirFinkus> lol
[05:47:15] <chromas> vote by email: Select the top eight of thirty-five options listed here by replying and numbering them in order from best to worst
[05:45:55] <Deucalion> OK Subsentient - how do you propose we restore democracy within #soylent ? (Democracy is representative of people's wishes right?!). I know.... a vote... yes, a vote in which only 10 of the 55 vote yet the person with most votes (3) wins... seems like a good system of governance to me.
[05:45:19] <chromas> Probably could use a topic update. The sun has set on the Kobachian empire
[05:44:55] <Subsentient> yeah. :^(
[05:44:07] <chromas> not in the last year or so
[05:43:57] <Subsentient> Indeed. And you'll find them there.
[05:43:41] <chromas> now THAT's the place for tubgirl and three ladyboys one cup
[05:43:15] <Subsentient> Indeed.
[05:43:06] <chromas> I miss ## and the inhabitants thereof
[05:42:52] <Subsentient> I invite everyone to join ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos on Freenode. :^)
[05:42:48] <chromas> jewther
[05:42:46] <chromas> but I don't think he ever got the boot for being a jew truther
[05:42:24] <chromas> well, also his repetitive bs
[05:42:23] <Subsentient> Schnitzels!
[05:42:08] <chromas> it was just for his nudez, not his speech
[05:41:56] <Subsentient> Anyone offended by his BS has too thin a skin.
[05:41:43] <Subsentient> s*
[05:41:41] * Subsentient laughs at most of what EF write
[05:41:03] <Subsentient> I miss him.
[05:40:53] <Subsentient> Glad those days are over. Rest in pieces.
[05:40:38] <chromas> Do you remember when EF got the boot for hanging dong? Pepperidge Farm remembers
[05:38:26] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I wasn't referring to asking staff. I was referring to caring what inhabitants of the channel think.
[05:37:47] * Bytram|away pokes his nose into the channel, reads the scrollback, sees a bunch of whining and complaining (ever hear about honey vs vinegar), and removes his nose from the channel
[05:37:41] <Deucalion> Subsentient, please point me in the direction of any other IRC staff here at SN................
[05:37:09] <Subsentient> You didn't ask anyone else what they thought, nor do you care when the rest disagree with you, which is a lot more like a dictatorship than the open community Soylent is meant to be.
[05:36:50] * Deucalion plays card called "OpSec" :P +1000 Ultra!
[05:36:25] <SirFinkus> 400TB ddos incoming until aqu4 is re opped!
[05:36:09] <Subsentient> Deucalion: You need to restore it because it was wrong to take it away, it's that simple. Nobody else complained.
[05:36:08] * SirFinkus eyes him suspiciously
[05:36:02] <SirFinkus> unless Subsentient is secretly khyber
[05:35:41] <Subsentient> was gonna say, to be a threat, it has to be feasable.
[05:35:38] <Deucalion> Well good for your channels and I support that philosophy. But bots with ops here... just no.
[05:35:34] <Subsentient> Correct.
[05:35:26] <SirFinkus> it'd have to be credible to be a threat, I can't see how Subsentient could actually do that given he can't just op his bot and be done with it
[05:35:10] <Subsentient> Unlike some, I value candor so when I say something like that, you can take it seriously.
[05:34:57] * Subsentient is being honest
[05:34:39] <Subsentient> Deucalion: ahh, it wasn't a threat. Just an observation that the philosophy in my channels would never tolerate that kind of thing.
[05:34:07] <Deucalion> Subsentient, really? the covert threats now?
[05:33:58] <Subsentient> Deucalion essentially controls an entire IRC server, which is a duodecillion times worse than just one channel.
[05:33:40] <SirFinkus> not that I deserve to have any input, I'm just the asshole running the folding team
[05:33:39] <Subsentient> and a k-line is worse than a kick.
[05:33:31] <Subsentient> No it wasn't
[05:33:25] <SirFinkus> also wasn't a change that was discussed with anyone else afaik
[05:33:00] <Subsentient> if I ever caught an admin in one of my channels doing stuff like this, there would be a real possibility of them being removed from the position.
[05:32:32] * Deucalion feels pain... oh wait... I trod on a nail
[05:32:06] <Subsentient> he doesn't have the balls or the moral fiber to admit what he did was wrong.
[05:32:05] * SirFinkus pipes /who to /mode +o
[05:31:53] <Subsentient> It's a fucking dick move and Deucalion fucking knows it.
[05:31:42] * chromas joins irc staff; tosses out ops to all
[05:31:36] <SirFinkus> looks pretty bad
[05:31:00] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, having staff able to just OP anything and anyone in this channel has long vexed me, I guess tonight was the night I bothered to do anything about it. :D
[05:30:51] <Subsentient> I want to kick vexed in the nuts so hard, his testes pop out of each nostril.
[05:30:25] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Oh man, if you dealt with that cunt, you'd be sincere.
[05:30:18] <chromas> Little Johnny pays girls to tickle his treasure. Don't be like Little Johnny
[05:30:06] <SirFinkus> whoever he is
[05:30:04] <SirFinkus> fuck vexed
[05:29:59] <SirFinkus> nobody wants to be like that asshole
[05:29:22] <Subsentient> Don't be like vexed.
[05:29:17] <Subsentient> vexed thinly disguises bird-flipping as administration tasks.
[05:28:42] <Subsentient> vexed did things like that, use weakly but still-somewhat-possibly-valid arguments to justify doing something that directly affected someone he just disagreed with.
[05:28:10] <chromas> You should go visit Arkham City
[05:27:32] <Deucalion> lol
[05:27:18] <Subsentient> I want it back because I love to ram my cock down the throat of injustice and make it scream uncle.
[05:27:04] <Subsentient> I want it back because it was wrong of you to take it away.
[05:26:53] <Subsentient> No shit Sherlock.
[05:26:44] <SirFinkus> well, it seems odd that the op was removed shortly after the little tiff you had with Subsentient
[05:26:39] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I want it back because you took it away. I want it back because it was a dick move on your part, and I like to see things like that corrected. I want it back because you are using the same passive-aggressive weight-throwing by k-lining my bot for *1 minute* that vexed of the other channel uses when he non-ban kicks people for disagreeing with him.
[05:26:06] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, timing?
[05:25:06] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[05:25:06] <Deucalion> .deop
[05:25:03] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[05:25:03] <Deucalion> .op
[05:25:01] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[05:25:01] <Deucalion> .devoice
[05:24:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[05:24:55] <Deucalion> .voice
[05:24:44] <Deucalion> Subsentient, .op is shorter than a /cs command. Aphrodite will bend to your will as fantasy is on here.
[05:24:43] <Subsentient> I prefer bots with OP.
[05:24:30] <SirFinkus> the timing seems suspicious, but I can understand not wanting bots with op
[05:22:46] <chromas> so you actually have to remember more
[05:22:39] <Deucalion> Yes, all I did was set secure on the channel
[05:22:37] <chromas> although the commands for aqu4 are much longer than the ones for chanserv
[05:22:18] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Subsentient] by Subsentient
[05:22:06] <Subsentient> Wow, I still have that.
[05:22:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Subsentient] by Aphrodite
[05:21:44] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Because I don't like to be OP. And the bot is capable of remembering commands, whereas my memory is an etch-a-sketch on a bumpy road.
[05:20:30] <Deucalion> Subsentient, it was klined for 1 minute.... I'm sorry your bot does not auto-connect. I'm still struggling to see why you need your own bot to have chanops here when you have the privs to use the services bot to do what you claim to want to do.
[05:17:52] <Subsentient> Deucalion: In response for deoping you, you k-lined my bot. THen you removed the channel operator privileges server-side. See the difference in response here?
[05:17:32] <SirFinkus> because I'm a cis white male, I can't help it
[05:16:42] <chromas> Why are you picking on the underprivileged SirFinkus?
[05:16:15] <SirFinkus> should change its name to hermaphrodite
[05:16:09] <Subsentient> I didn't even kick you, I deoped you.
[05:15:58] <Subsentient> Deucalion: And here's a reason for you: to suggest to some OPs that kicking people for using color in their messages is abhorrent.
[05:15:18] <chromas> Aphrodite can't not be privileged because she's a white hetero male
[05:14:17] <Subsentient> Deucalion: The same reason Aphrodite does. I almost never actually had aqu4 OPed, but when I did, it was to stop personal attacks or deliberate spamming.
[05:13:22] <chromas> oh yeah. time to go on a quiet/kick/ban spree
[05:13:04] <SirFinkus> I oped you in folding
[05:13:00] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I'm not trying to piss you off, really I'm not. But why does aqu4 need chanops? What function does it serve that requires that?
[05:12:56] <SirFinkus> liar
[05:11:58] <chromas> just #safespace and #
[05:11:48] <chromas> I ain't got none in this channel
[05:11:40] * Deucalion notes he never set secure on #soylent before
[05:11:34] <SirFinkus> and make sure it hasn't been revoked
[05:11:29] <SirFinkus> maybe you should check your privilege chromas
[05:11:02] * chromas also notes the privilege has also been revoked before too ;)
[05:10:24] <Subsentient> I'm an editor, you realize.
[05:10:08] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Alright, because someone before you decided it was worthwhile, and because you removed it unnecessarily for ostensibly no purpose other than to piss me off.
[05:09:18] <Deucalion> I'll revert the change if you can
[05:09:04] <Deucalion> Can you tell me why your bot needs chanop in here?
[05:08:30] <Deucalion> Subsentient, it is only #soylent that I set secure. All other channels are not. #soylent is not a bot tinkering space.
[05:07:36] <Subsentient> I was making a gesture to suggest that was idiotic, which it was.
[05:07:13] <Subsentient> Deucalion: You're the guy who was threatening to kick someone for using colors.
[05:06:28] <Subsentient> If it had been a problem I can understand why it'd be removed, but it hadn't.
[05:05:58] <Subsentient> Deucalion: That privilege was given to me before by someone in charge before you. Other bots here have privilege, and for Christ's sake man, people use the servers for their personal tinkering!
[05:04:21] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I see no reason to allow anyone / anybot not in the relevant chanacs to get ops in #soylent. Can you tell me why your bot needs chanop in here?
[05:02:38] * Subsentient calculates the position of Deucalion 's navel and intestines
[05:02:04] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I used aqu4 to stop 4YOU from going off on a tangent, you refuse to acknowledge that what you did was wrong, and then take away the bot privileges so nobody can 'defy' you. You are making disturbing parallels with that other channel from hell.
[05:01:07] <SirFinkus> man quoted is just using a different irc client
[05:00:51] <SirFinkus> also, lol @ the latest story, seems apropos
[05:00:23] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Are you trying to spite me? You think I started that whole conversation because I get off on it, or just maybe do I believe what I am saying?
[05:00:09] <SirFinkus> he tried, Aphrodite took them away I guess
[04:59:41] <Subsentient> Deucalion: You have taken away OP privileges from my bot. Restore them now.
[04:59:05] <SirFinkus> too much stella Subsentient?
[04:58:51] * Subsentient sprays chunky vomit all over the walls and ceiling
[04:57:29] <SirFinkus> haven't seen any stats on it, I've just been downtown at 2am
[04:57:05] <SirFinkus> seems more dangerous than a slow trickle over the night
[04:56:49] <SirFinkus> all of our bars close at 2am, which results in mobs of drunks emptying into the streets at 2am
[04:56:26] <SirFinkus> probably makes things more dangerous
[04:56:19] <SirFinkus> funny how that works
[04:51:38] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, the UK has a weird attitude to drinking on the whole. Remnants of WWII restricted pub opening hours resulting into Friday nights being "drink fast" - which ends only one way as people drink faster than they can absorb the crap they ingest, then fall about on the street after closing time. ~shrug~ No idea how to fix that conundrum, it's not like we have the climate for a cafe culture as the warmer EU countries do.
[04:43:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "I See Colours You Cannot Perceive Or Imagine" - http://sylnt.us - i-see-said-the-blind-man
[04:43:20] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[04:43:20] <Deucalion> .deop
[04:43:04] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by Aphrodite
[04:43:04] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Deucalion
[04:42:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[04:42:55] <Deucalion> .op
[04:41:43] <SirFinkus> placebo is strong, if people think it's going to get them super fucked up more than other booze, it will probably have a greater effect
[04:41:02] <Deucalion> All I know is, back then Stella and Kronenbourg 1664 would get one wobbling in a suspiciously low number of pints despite only being apparently slightly stronger than the other stuff. ~shrug~
[04:38:56] <SirFinkus> usual even
[04:38:53] <SirFinkus> and I'm just talking out of my ass, as usually
[04:38:01] <Deucalion> Just passing on an anecdote from a guy who worked in the industry at the time. No reason to believe or disbelieve his theory.
[04:36:24] <SirFinkus> the stuff about the other alcohols sounds like bullshit to me though
[04:36:04] <SirFinkus> yeah, remarkably average
[04:35:36] <Deucalion> In the 90s here it was known as "wife-beater" - only slightly stronger ABV than other lagers but apparently (according to a friend of mine at the time who was employed as a beer taster at a brewery) loaded with more volatile alcohols that did not register on the ABV testing. Butanols etc. (sp.?) - anyway... it was known to encourage fast drinking for the rush. Now it's just another bland 4.8 ABV pissy beer churned out in vast volumes.
[04:28:37] <SirFinkus> idk why, tastes like piss
[04:28:29] <SirFinkus> it's funny, because stella is seen as somewhat classy in the US
[04:27:53] <Deucalion> These days.... probably some overly strong Polish lager that seems to have taken the place of Stella Artois as the wife-beater drink.
[04:26:21] <SirFinkus> wait, nobody sips buckfast
[04:25:26] <SirFinkus> sipping buckfast?
[04:25:00] <Deucalion> They mostly just stare at big TVs and vote UKIP these days.
[04:24:25] <SirFinkus> it was a jim jefferies bit anyway
[04:24:01] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, "glassing" someone kinda died out with the football hooligan era - mid 80s or thereabouts. Musta been all the lead in the air... most violent "crews" were all London based... sooo much traffic :/
[04:23:25] <SirFinkus> a bit more practical though
[04:21:57] <SirFinkus> the fire one
[04:21:53] <SirFinkus> reminds me of that table that one crazy witch woman got fucked on in game of thrones
[04:20:36] <fartspark> ^ 03The Abyss table - Imgur
[04:20:36] <crutchy> wow. nice table: http://imgur.com
[04:17:49] <SirFinkus> thought you were still drinking out of conch shells or something
[04:17:49] * Subsentient doesn't feel like dying, lights up in the apartment flipping the landlords the bird
[04:17:47] <crutchy> apparently a decent portion of the continent is covered by it
[04:17:28] <SirFinkus> you guys have glass?
[04:17:20] <crutchy> nah that's a verb in straya too
[04:17:04] <SirFinkus> The UK, where "glass" is a verb
[04:16:30] <crutchy> tables are more fun
[04:16:03] <SirFinkus> get a life, bin that knife!
[04:15:57] <Deucalion> club*
[04:15:50] * crutchy blames ben bernanke
[04:15:48] <Deucalion> who can afford guns anymore? I thought we just used bricks to clib each other now
[04:15:40] <SirFinkus> guns are expensive
[04:15:19] <crutchy> i thought america was more into guns
[04:15:15] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Mesa Arizona, highest crime rates in the state.
[04:15:13] <SirFinkus> somalia
[04:15:03] <Deucalion> Sheesh... where TF do you live that you get stabbed at 9PM?
[04:15:01] <crutchy> definitely
[04:14:48] <SirFinkus> I'll also say comedy k-lines are an integral part to any good irc channel
[04:14:29] <Subsentient> ...It's 9 PM, I'll probably get stabbed, but I'm going out for a real smoke. It'll prevent me from saying some unkind words.
[04:14:10] <SirFinkus> oh snap!
[04:13:33] * SirFinkus buys the channel a coke
[04:13:27] <fartspark> ^ 03Coca Cola Commercial - I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony) - 1971 - YouTube
[04:13:25] <SirFinkus> can't we all just get along? https://www.youtube.com
[04:13:05] <Deucalion> Subsentient, this sure is dragged out bitching because your bot got klined for a whole 1 minute :D :D Bored tonight? Maybe the time would be better spent teaching the bot to auto-reconnect and remember what channels it was in :D
[04:13:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ‘I See Colours You Cannot Perceive Or Imagine’ - http://sylnt.us - i-see-said-the-blind-man
[04:12:42] <crutchy> lol fieldmarshallsockpuppet
[04:11:36] <SirFinkus> or using !whoup coffee
[04:11:13] <Subsentient> or pming literally everyone literally every 2 seconds.
[04:10:51] <SirFinkus> I mean, sure, if someone is posting colored text every message, that's a bit dickish
[04:10:28] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 33
[04:10:28] <Subsentient> SirFinkus++
[04:10:23] <crutchy> there's # and ## for the really nasty stuff
[04:10:21] <SirFinkus> colored text is being a dick?
[04:10:16] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Sure, personal attacks and child porn should be a problem, but everything else should be game.
[04:09:48] <Deucalion> I understand where you are coming from Subsentient - but this is our main channel accessible directly from the site... there has to be a certain amount of "Don't be a dick" in here.
[04:05:50] <Subsentient> Also: http://i.imgur.com
[04:05:40] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I hope you at least understand where I am coming from.
[04:03:30] <Deucalion> hmm.... looks... umm... appetising... but I already ate
[04:03:27] <SirFinkus> gonna make me vomit
[04:03:24] <Subsentient> Embrace the deranged, become the deranged, protect the deranged.
[04:03:15] <SirFinkus> arbys? that's fucking disgusting Subsentient
[04:03:01] <Subsentient> Drink, and be saved.
[04:02:58] * Subsentient mixes up some horse jizz, cat barf, period blood, zit cheese, and maggots from a dessicated corpse found behind an Arby's into a nice cauldron, offers Deucalion a bowl.
[04:02:53] <crutchy> oh there i went again
[04:02:47] <crutchy> oh shit i mentioned tom cruise!
[04:02:41] <crutchy> as long as you don't mention tom cruise i'm ok with that
[04:02:17] <SirFinkus> this is a Christian channel
[04:02:11] <SirFinkus> hey now!
[04:01:43] * crutchy gropes irc
[04:01:33] <crutchy> and a fine one at that
[04:01:30] <Subsentient> but #soylent has certain ideals, or so I thought.
[04:01:21] <Subsentient> No, it's a chat protocol.
[04:01:14] <crutchy> Subsentient, irc ain't a democracy dude
[04:00:37] <SirFinkus> then, of course everyone else started using them because you said something lol
[04:00:35] <Subsentient> Deucalion: It's important to recognize that you are the only one here who seems to have a serious issue with it. Your job as an administrator is to represent the wishes of the community, not to impose yours.
[04:00:27] <Deucalion> :D
[04:00:19] <SirFinkus> it was one message
[04:00:18] <exec> 00,09R00,12e00,02s00,06p00,04e00,07c00,08t00,09 00,12M00,02a00,06h00,04 00,07A00,08u00,09t00,12h00,02o00,06r00,04i00,07t00,08a00,09h00,12!00,02!00,06!00,04!
[04:00:16] <Deucalion> ~rainbow Respect Mah Authoritah!!!!
[04:00:15] <crutchy> Subsentient, that doesn't sound very socialist
[04:00:07] <SirFinkus> might be a little high strung on that, it wasn't like they were being spammed
[03:59:59] <Subsentient> If I had a country, you'd be able to smoke everywhere, build whatever buildings you wanted without permits, use the entire RF spectrum as you pleased, have wild animals as pets, etc
[03:59:39] * crutchy guzzles some color
[03:59:28] <crutchy> color responsibly folks
[03:59:24] * SirFinkus doesn't think Deucalion is authoritarian, and would say something if he though he was
[03:59:06] <Deucalion> I'm fine with colours.... when they are used responsibly... but rainbow shit and crappy background colours to like foreground colours... just not in here. OK?
[03:58:17] <Subsentient> Yes I am exec, yes I am.
[03:58:14] <SirFinkus> fuck, idk anymore
[03:58:13] <Subsentient> I am a socialist, but I greatly value personal liberty.
[03:58:11] <exec> Subsentient, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[03:58:09] <SirFinkus> ~socialist Subsentient
[03:57:59] <SirFinkus> !socialist Subsentient
[03:57:58] <crutchy> EAT IT UP!
[03:57:56] <Subsentient> Yes I am.
[03:57:52] <crutchy> but you're a socialist
[03:57:41] <Subsentient> I am in no way tolerant of authoritarian attitudes, especially where me and friends come to talk.
[03:57:37] <SirFinkus> seemed like one anyway
[03:57:28] <SirFinkus> prolly a joke, but I won't speak for him
[03:56:48] <SirFinkus> he's pretty even handed
[03:56:44] <Subsentient> THat's why I deoped him. He responded by k-lining my bot.
[03:56:43] <SirFinkus> He'll kick EF when he's spamming, but only when he's spamming
[03:56:29] <Subsentient> I almost saw that.
[03:56:19] <SirFinkus> to defend Deucalion, he usually just groans at horrible things in IRC, and I haven't seen him abuse power
[03:55:39] * Subsentient offers crutchy a zit cheese and litter-box-tootsie-roll sandwich
[03:55:16] * crutchy is triggered by the mention of sandwiches!
[03:54:54] -!- takyon_ has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[03:54:42] <Subsentient> What makes this community great is the idea we can soak each other with vomit pressure hoses, talk about horse jizz and used tampon sandwiches, and Ethanol-fueled can jewpost all day long.
[03:54:33] <SirFinkus> non-toxic I hope
[03:54:20] * crutchy offers SirFinkus one of his favorite crayons... only a little bit chewed on
[03:54:18] <exec> 00,06g
[03:54:16] <takyon_> ~rainbow g
[03:54:08] <takyon_> you lot are boring. time to sub now byeeeeeeeee
[03:53:57] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I have seen IRC clients crash because someone used a /me, does that mean it should be banned?
[03:53:53] * SirFinkus hugs crutchy
[03:53:51] <SirFinkus> crutchy is my favorite thing about irc
[03:53:32] <crutchy> i like the shape
[03:53:26] <SirFinkus> might be the other weather bot
[03:53:17] <Subsentient> It's one of my favorite things about IRC.
[03:53:10] <Subsentient> There are uses for it.
[03:53:05] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 49°F / 9°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind W at 0 mph, humidity 49% - Friday mostly cloudy (39°F:62°F / 4°C:17°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (45°F:59°F / 7°C:15°C), Sunday showers (44°F:54°F / 7°C:12°C), Monday rain (39°F:52°F / 4°C:11°C)
[03:53:04] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, cycle8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[03:53:03] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[03:53:03] <Subsentient> $commands
[03:53:01] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[03:52:59] <aqu4> 8[1 of 1] Name: Butt Munch | Map: Bloat-T1 | Host: North Korea | Players: 4/5 8(private) | IP: 71.82.168.216 | Version: 3.1.3
[03:52:58] <Subsentient> $wz
[03:52:54] <SirFinkus> color can be useful for bots too, I think the weather one uses it
[03:52:48] <Deucalion> nice
[03:52:28] <Subsentient> Deucalion: The point is, the 56 users here shouldn't have to lose their fun because 1 guy uses a weird funky IRC client.
[03:52:26] <Deucalion> really?
[03:52:18] <crutchy> 03,03i'm gunna spoil your secrets now
[03:51:56] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I do know I can also kill it server side too... your point?
[03:51:51] <SirFinkus> 11,13teal on fuchsia is where its at
[03:51:37] <Subsentient> Don't shit on everyone's fun.
[03:51:30] <Subsentient> Deucalion: You can disable color client-side.
[03:51:14] <Subsentient> Deucalion: And then you klined aqu4 for trying to keep you from doing that, and I had to fire up a nice slow, laggy shell to restart it, and I was not laughing.
[03:51:13] <Deucalion> Subsentient, you do know that colour code crap looks like shit in some IRC clients right..... you know... accessible ones....
[03:51:12] <crutchy> at least it didn't involve monty python :p
[03:50:50] <crutchy> Subsentient, i think it was just a british joke about the shitty pink/purple combo that exec used
[03:50:09] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Yeah, really, to either the "yeah you did that" and the "yes, lots of colors"
[03:50:09] <takyon_> email me your enemies list SirFinkus
[03:50:05] <crutchy> SirFinkus, does it include the dragon lady from game of thrones?
[03:49:57] <SirFinkus> ?
[03:49:47] <exec> 00,07I00,08 00,09f00,12a00,02r00,06t00,04e00,07d00,08 00,09a00,12n00,02d00,06 00,04i00,07t00,08 00,09s00,12m00,02e00,06l00,04l00,07s00,08 00,09l00,12i00,02k00,06e00,04 00,07c00,08h00,09e00,12e00,02s00,06e
[03:49:45] <Subsentient> ~rainbow I farted and it smells like cheese
[03:49:45] <Deucalion> fuck really?
[03:49:41] <SirFinkus> angry enough to use 04RED TEXT
[03:49:35] <exec> 00,08N00,09E00,12E00,02E00,06R00,04R00,07R00,08R00,09R00,12R00,02R00,06D00,04S00,07!
[03:49:34] <takyon_> email it to me
[03:49:33] <JamesNZ> ~rainbow NEEERRRRRRRDS!
[03:49:31] <takyon_> I want your enemies list SirFinkus
[03:49:22] <takyon_> stop being nerds
[03:49:14] <Subsentient> It literally made me angry.
[03:49:13] * SirFinkus has an enemies list if anyone wants it
[03:49:02] <Subsentient> I want you to see how that looked.
[03:48:59] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I don't use that bot for that very often, but I saw you OP yourself threatening to whack someone for using colors.
[03:48:52] * exec single-candidly throws a pocketful of pascal at #soylent
[03:48:49] <takyon_> ~g'night #soylent
[03:48:31] * exec abnormally shoves a thingy of nerd-celebrity nudes in cmn32480
[03:48:30] * exec casually pesters a singularity of skittles with you_retards
[03:48:29] <crutchy> ~g'night cmn32480
[03:48:27] <cmn32480> ~gnight you_retards
[03:48:17] <crutchy> *k-line
[03:48:15] <cmn32480> ~gnight
[03:48:12] <crutchy> yeah... a l-line bahahahahaha!
[03:47:57] <Deucalion> Subsentient, I agree with you, we try to keep discussion open here... but bots with ops privilege... there has to be a line somewhere
[03:47:55] <cmn32480> and on that note... I'm going to bed
[03:47:45] * Subsentient hits crutchy with the vomit pressure hose
[03:47:33] * crutchy happy snaps Subsentient
[03:47:23] <crutchy> noooooo!
[03:47:15] <Subsentient> crutchy: tourist!
[03:47:07] <Subsentient> They threaten people with bans, which they sometimes carry out, for fun.
[03:47:05] <crutchy> phew. at least i wasn't called a turrist
[03:46:38] <SirFinkus> ENEMY ENEMY
[03:46:32] * SirFinkus eyes crutchy
[03:46:32] <Subsentient> The most hostile environment of a channel I've ever seen.
[03:46:22] <crutchy> oh. that sounds like the freenode creed
[03:46:07] <Subsentient> crutchy: Because, and I'm not exaggerating at all, they literally enjoy abusing their power.
[03:46:03] <SirFinkus> we've got some catching up to do I guess
[03:46:01] <crutchy> is it very political?
[03:45:49] <crutchy> Subsentient, why do they ban so much?
[03:45:01] <crutchy> its like flappy birds but in space
[03:44:52] <Subsentient> THis channel has no bans. #warzone2100-games has less than half the users and a ban list longer than two pages of printing paper at size 8 font.
[03:44:25] <Deucalion> I have no idea what that is.
[03:44:22] <Subsentient> yeah, whack a mole, and we're the moles.
[03:44:09] <crutchy> pretty sure it would be a pretty one-sided game
[03:43:31] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I consider you a friend.. but please, don't turn #soylent into a #warzone2100-games
[03:42:03] * Subsentient ties crutchy 's testicles in a knot and peels off his eyelids
[03:41:59] <Deucalion> .me looks around for an uber god....
[03:41:39] * crutchy recommends not picking fights with uber gods then :p
[03:40:57] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I usually don't have a shell open to my server, and my password is so long I have to copy it from a text file, that's not open. And then there's working directory issues with aqu4bot.
[03:40:53] <takyon_> I think I'm ready to transcend #soylent
[03:40:22] * cmn32480 wait with baited breath
[03:40:17] <Subsentient> 2: This channel needs to stay the refuge of the deranged and en-gerbilled. If you turn this channel into an authoritation hellhole like I've seen countless times before, I'll rip your intestines out through your navel and whip you to death with them.
[03:40:13] <takyon_> hdfhdfddffdjfdjd
[03:40:04] * SirFinkus grabs popcorn
[03:39:58] <crutchy> it needs to rebuild the borg cube first
[03:39:47] <Deucalion> a single command... I understand, that can be hard sometimes... go on
[03:39:26] <Deucalion> mmhmm
[03:39:24] <crutchy> lol
[03:39:13] * Deucalion listens avidly
[03:39:12] <Subsentient> 1: it's hard to restart the bot.
[03:39:03] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I'm trying to stay calm while I tell you two things.
[03:38:37] <Subsentient> but it's hard to make me angry.
[03:38:31] <Deucalion> rut-roh... sheeeee's baaaack!
[03:38:30] <Subsentient> Depress, maybe
[03:38:26] <Subsentient> Irritate, sure.
[03:38:24] <Subsentient> It's not an easy thing to do.
[03:38:20] <Subsentient> You know, I'm not easy to anger.
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[03:38:03] <SirFinkus> nice
[03:37:48] * exec faithfully experiences ciri's butthole of string cheese with SirFinkus
[03:37:45] <cmn32480> ~gnight SirFinkus
[03:37:34] <Subsentient> $burrito cmn32480
[03:37:28] <SirFinkus> night cmn32480
[03:37:20] * exec ceremoniously nudges a 40 of prizes, prizes, pr'zises! toward #soylent
[03:37:18] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:36:56] * SirFinkus prefers his theory
[03:34:32] <fartspark> ^ 03nexus/nexus.cpp at master · Subsentient/nexus · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[03:34:31] <Subsentient> After the video: https://github.com
[03:34:00] <crutchy> :p
[03:33:52] <Deucalion> A whole 1 minute kline :D
[03:33:52] <SirFinkus> it's an unfair question really
[03:33:50] <Subsentient> Watch that video, then...
[03:33:47] <crutchy> uber god powahs right thur
[03:33:43] <fartspark> ^ 03Nexus being meanie as usual in WZ2100 - YouTube
[03:33:41] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[03:33:31] <SirFinkus> nexus is such a vague term, could be a reference to anything really
[03:33:23] <crutchy> ooh lmao
[03:33:13] -!- aqu4 has quit [K-Lined]
[03:32:58] * crutchy releases a zerg swarm onto Subsentient's nexus
[03:32:42] <Subsentient> Hint: it's not just about the functional behaviour of NEXUS
[03:32:22] <SirFinkus> to refer to soylentils
[03:32:14] * Subsentient waits to see if anyone gets it
[03:32:12] <SirFinkus> it's newspeak
[03:32:02] <SirFinkus> anagram of unsex
[03:31:59] <crutchy> something about butt plugs?
[03:31:44] <Subsentient> crutchy: Ready for some NEXUS trivia? What is the name of NEXUS a reference to?
[03:31:24] * Subsentient hugs his beloved BNC NEXUS
[03:31:23] <SirFinkus> agent smith
[03:31:16] <Subsentient> like NEXUS_CONTROL for NEXUS BNC.
[03:31:09] <Subsentient> It's a service bot, part of the IRC server software itself.
[03:30:56] <crutchy> Aphrodite is here but also isn't here
[03:30:12] <Subsentient> huh, doesn't work. :^P
[03:30:06] <aqu4> Ok.
[03:30:06] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick Aphrodite
[03:30:03] <takyon_> this is the level of entertainment this channel need
[03:29:50] <crutchy> ooh pickin fights with ops and service bots
[03:29:40] <SirFinkus> a wretched hive of scum and villainy
[03:29:36] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[03:29:36] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:35] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:34] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:33] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:32] * aqu4 craps out TheMightyBuzzard on Aphrodite
[03:29:32] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:31] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:30] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:29] * aqu4 eats TheMightyBuzzard
[03:29:28] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:28] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:27] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:26] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:26] * crutchy sticks it up the back end of the war
[03:29:25] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:29:24] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[03:29:24] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[03:29:19] <Subsentient> Let this stay the last refuge of the deranged.
[03:29:12] <takyon_> Subsentient that is a valid lifestyle
[03:29:00] <cmn32480> certainly SirFinkus
[03:28:58] <Subsentient> part of what makes this channel great is that I can lather my nuts in peanut butter and puke all over the walls and ceiling
[03:28:56] <crutchy> lol
[03:28:50] <SirFinkus> do I even need to make the joke there cmn32480?
[03:28:43] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I have experienced killjoy channels before
[03:28:36] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o takyon_] by Aphrodite
[03:28:36] <takyon_> .op
[03:28:35] <cmn32480> Deucalion would win the war. he has access to the back end.
[03:28:30] <crutchy> pretty sure Deucalion has uber god powahs
[03:28:29] <Subsentient> Deucalion: But on a serious note
[03:28:27] <takyon_> shit ill make a pbj
[03:28:17] <takyon_> it;s time for self harm
[03:28:12] <Subsentient> I am the peanut butter side, Deucalion is the dark side.
[03:27:59] <crutchy> something something something dark side...
[03:27:57] * Deucalion sighs
[03:27:53] <takyon_> i gueess ill post sum subs]
[03:27:52] <SirFinkus> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[03:27:44] * mrcoolbp runs
[03:27:43] <mrcoolbp> uh oh, it's an admin fight
[03:27:40] <crutchy> from your stomach :p
[03:27:36] <crutchy> eat 64oz of vegemite and you might get some flow
[03:27:31] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by aqu4
[03:27:31] <aqu4> Ok.
[03:27:30] <Subsentient> $chanctl deop Deucalion
[03:27:28] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[03:27:28] <Deucalion> .op
[03:27:20] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by aqu4
[03:27:20] <aqu4> Ok.
[03:27:20] <Subsentient> $chanctl deop Deucalion
[03:27:16] <cmn32480> but it will make you flow
[03:27:14] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Aphrodite
[03:27:09] <crutchy> hmm. vegemite don't flow
[03:27:07] * cmn32480 shakes his head at #soylent on a friday night
[03:26:59] <takyon_> go with the flow
[03:26:51] <crutchy> go with vegemite
[03:26:41] <takyon_> 64oz of peanut butter all over my body
[03:26:37] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[03:26:36] <Deucalion> .op
[03:26:34] <Deucalion> ,op
[03:26:26] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 32
[03:26:26] <Subsentient> SirFinkus++
[03:26:11] <SirFinkus> 00,04t00,07h00,08a00,03t00,12'00,02s00,06 00,04n00,07o00,08 00,03f00,12u00,02n00,06 00,04D00,07e00,08u00,03c00,12a00,02l00,06i00,04o00,07n00,08 
[03:26:01] <Subsentient> Although a double-blind study found Lord Gerbilius brand peanut butter tastes more like "punishment and justice, with a hint of torture"
[03:25:54] <fartspark> ^ 03Banned Dick Smith Peanut Butter Advertisement
[03:25:53] <crutchy> http://www.dicksmithfoods.com.au
[03:25:39] <takyon_> ,i just bought 64oz of peanut butter
[03:25:19] <Subsentient> (tm)
[03:25:15] <crutchy> that's not right
[03:25:13] <Subsentient> the peanut butter with the damnation aftertaste!
[03:25:13] <crutchy> hmm
[03:25:06] <Subsentient> I should order more Lord Gerbilius (tm) peanut butter.
[03:25:05] <exec> [google] www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dick+butter
[03:25:03] <Deucalion> If exec continues to puke pink on purple shit I'll be killing colours on the channel.
[03:25:01] <crutchy> ~g dick butter
[03:24:58] * cmn32480 chucks in a few M&M's for good measure
[03:24:35] * Subsentient gargles some Skippy extra crunchy peanut butter
[03:24:24] <cmn32480> or chocolate
[03:24:06] <crutchy> that would definitely be cause for depression
[03:23:50] <crutchy> not enough peanut butter?
[03:23:45] <Subsentient> Although I do get all nihilist sometimes.
[03:23:36] <Subsentient> I need a reason to be depressed, don't get the clinical depression.
[03:23:33] <SirFinkus> if I sleep too much, I get a "sleep hangover"
[03:23:28] <crutchy> not enough sleep is only a problem if you're tired
[03:23:25] <Subsentient> I don't have depression, before anyone says that.
[03:23:24] <SirFinkus> probably sleeping to much
[03:23:12] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I sleep like a baby 16 hours a night, and wake up dead exhausted.
[03:22:56] <Deucalion> how is caffeine the solution to not getting enough sleep... what logic is there in that?
[03:22:50] * exec literally penetrates a goblet of 04,06derp with TheMightyBuzzard
[03:22:48] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:22:32] <SirFinkus> just drink soylent
[03:22:31] <crutchy> oh yeah fat teeth are fugly
[03:22:30] <takyon_> tru story
[03:22:28] <SirFinkus> teeth are overrated
[03:22:23] <takyon_> last time i used caffeine pills I had a nightmare
[03:22:18] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I hear it can help me shed unwanted tooth weight.
[03:22:15] <SirFinkus> I hear that helps with exhaustion
[03:22:08] <crutchy> takyon_, caffeine pills?
[03:22:05] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: night.
[03:22:04] <SirFinkus> have you tried meth Subsentient ?
[03:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm off to get like five hours of sleep then hit the road.
[03:21:57] <takyon_> get a real drug
[03:21:54] <takyon_> caffeine sucks
[03:21:52] <takyon_> coffee sucks
[03:21:40] <crutchy> ay TheMightyBuzzard.. wasssssuuuuuup!
[03:21:38] * Subsentient tears up thinking about his untreated chronic exhaustion
[03:21:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2371
[03:21:25] <crutchy> coffee++ # is the shit
[03:21:04] <crutchy> notice me sempai!
[03:20:59] <SirFinkus> but serves you guys right for voting coffee up
[03:20:56] <Subsentient> I never get the caffeine energy boost, but oh boy do I get the crash.
[03:20:43] <Deucalion> attention whores
[03:20:42] <crutchy> time for soup
[03:20:39] <Subsentient> Coffee usually makes me more tired, but I do enjoy it from time to time.
[03:20:36] <crutchy> ow me too :(\
[03:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, lies! that's the reason i always do it.
[03:20:28] <takyon_> i want a tacos
[03:20:22] <SirFinkus> meant to just check if Subsentient upped coffee
[03:20:21] * exec explicitly flicks a sacful of tacos at takyon_
[03:20:21] <mrcoolbp> yo cmn32480
[03:20:19] <crutchy> ~g'day takyon_
[03:20:15] * exec retroactively slides an A cup of extra lives to mrc
[03:20:12] <takyon_> hey guys
[03:20:12] <cmn32480> ~gday mrc
[03:20:09] <takyon_> this channel is hopping
[03:20:09] <SirFinkus> sorry, didn't mean to ping everyone
[03:20:07] * Subsentient offers mrcoolbp a dripping horse jizz and used tampon sandwich
[03:20:01] <mrcoolbp> ooh fancy
[03:19:56] * exec problematically pairs wide load of snack bar with mrcoolbp
[03:19:55] * Deucalion spoons mrcoolbp
[03:19:55] <cmn32480> that's fucked up SirFinkus
[03:19:52] <crutchy> ~g'day mrcoolbp o/
[03:19:50] <mrcoolbp> yo
[03:19:48] <SirFinkus> so he does like mind altering recreational drugs
[03:19:46] <crutchy> yo mrcoolbp
[03:19:44] <takyon_> I think I minused coffee
[03:19:41] <mrcoolbp> hey guys
[03:19:34] <crutchy> oh yeah i'm definitely a caffeine drugo
[03:19:33] <Deucalion> stop that shit
[03:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, heyas mrcoolbp
[03:19:28] <Bender> uppers of c are: MrBluze: 9, crutchy: 8, Subsentient: 6, arti: 6, Gravis: 5, Landon: 4, d33tah: 3, SoyGuest63457: 1, TheMightyBuzzard: 1, SpallsHurgenson: 1, chromas: 1, martyb: 1, MrBluze|afk: 1, ar: 1, joe: 1, FunPika: 1, mtrycz: 1, BadCoderFinger: 1, idetuxs: 1, paulej72: 1, FoobarBazbot: 1, fieldmarshalsockpuppet: 1, Ethanol-fueled: 1, LancePodstrong: 1
[03:19:24] <Subsentient> !whoup c
[03:19:24] <Bender> 11, CoolHand: 10, exec: 9, crutchy__: 7, silverly: 6, Thouren: 5, Silverly: 5, idetuxs: 5, keplr: 5, cmn32480|sleepin: 4, matt_: 4, monopoly: 4, SpallsHurgenson: 4, juggs: 4, rand: 3, Blackmoore_: 3, systemd: 2, janrinok: 2, dyingtolive: 2, mattiep: 2, \: 2, TheMightyBuzzard|Book: 2, prospectacle: 2, ar: 2, Blackmoore|afk: 2, Bytram|afk: 2, dx3bydt3_: 1, alexbst: 1, Bald-headed-John-Plooker: - 2 more
[03:19:24] <SirFinkus> !more
[03:19:23] <mrcoolbp> you bastage
[03:19:11] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: TheMightyBuzzard: 1258, crutchy: 1137, Bytram: 292, Blackmoore: 237, cmn32480: 140, chromas: 92, crutchy_: 54, paulej72: 32, mrcoolbp: 31, Ethanol-fueled: 23, TheMightyLaptop: 22, cmn32480|away: 22, mechanicjay: 20, Bytram|away: 19, arti: 19, qkontinuum: 17, Runaway1956: 16, mattie_p: 16, AndyTheAbsurd: 16, everdred: 15, MrBluze: 15, TK: 12, Alberto: - 3 more
[03:19:11] <SirFinkus> !whoup coffee
[03:19:07] <crutchy> sulfuric acid
[03:19:04] <Subsentient> Or you could just snort fridge mold.
[03:18:54] <takyon_> use that acid
[03:18:52] <takyon_> beer's bad
[03:18:42] * Subsentient doesn't like mind-altering recreational drugs anyways
[03:18:40] * TheMightyBuzzard doesn't smoke weed cause beer's cheaper and won't get him sent to jail for enjoying it on his porch
[03:18:39] <crutchy> does panadol count?
[03:18:36] <takyon_> future potheads
[03:18:33] * crutchy is a drug noob
[03:18:32] <takyon_> "kids"
[03:18:26] <cmn32480> and I have kids
[03:18:12] <crutchy> but that's the only reason :p
[03:17:59] * cmn32480 doenst' smoke weed because his job drug tests
[03:17:51] <Deucalion> shiiit.... it's the 90's again
[03:17:43] * Subsentient doesn't smoke weed because he's lame
[03:17:33] <crutchy> then we moved on to lsd
[03:17:27] <crutchy> we was doin that last night
[03:17:25] <Subsentient> My lease next year will have a 'no indoor smoking' clause, and I am not amused.
[03:17:00] <takyon_> smoke weed erryday
[03:16:50] * Subsentient begrudgingly sucks on his e-cig
[03:16:49] <crutchy> with a nasty v
[03:16:48] <Deucalion> because he smokes?
[03:16:35] <cmn32480> I don't smoke... why would I leed him to an ashtray?
[03:16:31] <takyon_> m8
[03:16:28] <takyon_> he just posted the story I was all over
[03:16:21] <takyon_> oh fuck cmn32480
[03:16:12] <crutchy> don't listen to cmn32480.. he's trying to lead you astray
[03:16:11] <Deucalion> ahh the joys of this fucked up language....
[03:15:41] <cmn32480> led vs leed (phonetically, of course)
[03:15:36] <crutchy> there is at crown casino in melbourne
[03:15:32] <Deucalion> does that melt at a low temperature crutchy?
[03:15:18] <Subsentient> Better question: is there a palladium?
[03:15:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[03:14:57] * crutchy thinks TheMightyBuzzard misunderstood his question about a lead server :p
[03:14:48] * Subsentient doesn't want to get anyone in trouble or have anyone do anything disallowed just so he can redefine localhost to microsoft.com on a soyserver
[03:14:47] <Deucalion> Be prepared to answer the "why" question :D
[03:14:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, bug paulej72. ye ain't got booted from staff yet and boron == staff server
[03:13:57] <takyon_> stiry
[03:13:54] <takyon_> sim trying to post a
[03:13:53] <exec> added to beverages
[03:13:52] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage nasty v
[03:13:22] <crutchy> a nasty v
[03:13:16] <crutchy> hmm. v is nasty
[03:13:10] <cmn32480> there was.. but it is currently in my pinewood derby cars
[03:13:08] <takyon_> v
[03:13:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept pj. he gets into whatever he wants from outside.
[03:13:06] * Subsentient wishes he had credentials to play with SoyServers
[03:13:00] <crutchy> div did what?
[03:12:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> arguably boron. it's the one we all ssh into then go out to the rest from it.
[03:12:33] <takyon_> idvjidvnivdivdidv
[03:12:30] <crutchy> that would be a heavy dude
[03:12:25] <crutchy> is there a lead server?
[03:12:06] <Deucalion> boron will kick the bot's ass if it steps out of line... KABLAMMM!
[03:11:55] * TheMightyBuzzard just abuses malloc/realloc like a fucking boss
[03:11:41] <crutchy> chlorophil... more like... boraphil!
[03:11:23] * Subsentient loves how aqu4bot is written in C with SubStrings to prevent buffer overrun attacks
[03:11:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, well okay. he's running on boron though.
[03:11:04] <crutchy> Deucalion, lol
[03:10:52] <exec> 02https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/yaourt/
[03:10:52] <exec> 02A pacman wrapper with extended features and AUR support
[03:10:52] <crutchy> ~update aur.php
[03:10:49] <Deucalion> all bots deserve to be run as root, what could possibly go wrong?
[03:10:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~aur yaourt
[03:10:40] <exec> 02error: package not found
[03:10:38] <crutchy> ~aur pacman
[03:10:26] <cmn32480> even better
[03:10:18] <crutchy> hehe. now MrPlow owns it :D
[03:10:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> could but no fucking way am i letting a bot get shell access. i ain't as crazy as crutchy.
[03:10:05] <Bender> Quote 697 - <Mrplow> Sat Mar 19 03:07:57 2016 on #Soylent: metrosexually writes a fanfic featuring a sacful of wasabi gummy fish about cmn32480
[03:10:05] <cmn32480> !quote 697
[03:09:36] <Bender> Added quote 697
[03:09:36] <cmn32480> !grab Mrplow
[03:09:35] <chromas> Needs a pacman -Ss command
[03:09:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just forgot what all he does
[03:09:17] <cmn32480> apparently that last smakle on crutchy broke him
[03:09:16] <MrPlow> Sat Mar 19 03:07:57 2016 on #Soylent: metrosexually writes a fanfic featuring a sacful of wasabi gummy fish about cmn32480
[03:09:16] <crutchy> #seen exec
[03:09:15] <MrPlow> Sat Mar 19 03:07:57 2016 on #Soylent: metrosexually writes a fanfic featuring a sacful of wasabi gummy fish about cmn32480
[03:09:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen exec
[03:09:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh
[03:09:05] <MrPlow> battlestations, blackuweather, bnk, default, dothis, find, help, join, klingon, newnick, part, perl6, ping, redtube, roll, seen, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, whereis, youtube
[03:09:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[03:09:02] * TheMightyBuzzard taps his chin
[03:08:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #last exec
[03:08:38] <crutchy> derp
[03:08:38] <cmn32480> can't grad actions
[03:08:29] <Bender> Quote 696 - <exec> Friday, 18 March 2016 @ 9:55 pm CDT - Humboldt, TN 38343, USA
[03:08:29] <cmn32480> !quote 696
[03:08:16] <Bender> Added quote 696
[03:08:16] <Subsentient> !grab exec
[03:08:14] <cmn32480> chromas is a sick sick man
[03:08:13] <Subsentient> nice one
[03:08:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was an odd one
[03:08:11] <Subsentient> nice oe
[03:08:04] <crutchy> lol
[03:07:57] * exec metrosexually writes a fanfic featuring a sacful of wasabi gummy fish about cmn32480
[03:07:54] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480 o/
[03:07:46] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[03:07:45] <crutchy> 💩
[03:07:43] * exec faithfully bitchslaps an assload of 🕷 with crutchy
[03:07:41] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[03:07:27] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[03:07:27] <cmn32480> $burrito crutchy
[03:07:22] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a 988
[03:07:22] <cmn32480> #smake crutchy
[03:07:12] * crutchy basks in the smake
[03:07:10] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at cmn32480
[03:07:09] <Subsentient> $burrito cmn32480
[03:06:59] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a led zeppelin
[03:06:59] <cmn32480> #smake crutchy
[03:06:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, cattle/chicken feed additives. they spend money like they're oil though.
[03:06:48] <Subsentient> 4REPENT
[03:06:41] <crutchy> who is currently hosting an irc bot :p
[03:06:38] <Subsentient> cmn32480: REPENT
[03:06:32] <cmn32480> and occassional editor
[03:06:26] * cmn32480 is a network/Windows/Wireless admin
[03:05:58] <Subsentient> Lucky. My friends already know I'm a programmer. I can't pull the stupid card on them.
[03:05:53] <cmn32480> oil and gas
[03:05:47] <cmn32480> nice
[03:05:20] * cmn32480 tell Subsentient that' he'd love to, but doenst' know the first thing about bots, or testing, or IRC, or this new fangled internet thingie fad
[03:05:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> means their idea of a hilarious practical joke is throwing a hundred pack of black cats under the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit.
[03:04:29] * Subsentient looks at cmn32480, smiles mischeivously
[03:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, yeah they gots no need for us nerdy types. plus they're a bunch of fucking west texans.
[03:04:08] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: :^)
[03:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, see above re sleep and being gone in seven hours.
[03:03:52] <cmn32480> the extent of my manual labor is racking servers
[03:03:41] * cmn32480 is a computer nerd.
[03:03:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. it's electrical and mechanical work but it's of the dead easy variety.
[03:03:26] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You wanna test NEXUS? See, I'm asking you for a time consuming favor that you might uncomfortably agree to and immediately regret, because despite not feeling up to it, you don't want to be rude.
[03:02:52] * cmn32480 wonders if they are hiring
[03:02:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, pretty good. bout to grab some sack time in a few then hit the road at 5am.
[03:02:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> new truck every 60k miles. new computer every 3 years. ditto phone.
[03:02:04] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: How goes it?
[03:02:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh it's legit. bunch of 20' sections of stainless pipe for an install next month that woulda had to come out this way sooner or later anyway.
[03:01:21] <cmn32480> so that 1 8ft length of stainless steel pipe is costing them..... a lot
[03:00:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, excellent company to work for. they cover his gas around town and on the road. only don't cover if he's going out of state on a trip or something. unless he does business while doing it like this time.
[02:58:54] <cmn32480> nice
[02:58:38] <takyon_> fgnnjjfgnjfgnjfgnjgf'
[02:57:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> taking it with us this time to pick up some stainless pipe one day out of the 7. makes diesel the whole way and back paid for.
[02:57:12] <cmn32480> ride in the 5th wheel and nap the whole way
[02:57:02] <cmn32480> gotcha
[02:56:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause he gotta haul this bigass 5th wheel trailer occasionally
[02:56:37] <cmn32480> ahhhhhhhhh
[02:56:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie's company truck is DOT tagged.
[02:56:11] <cmn32480> how the fuck did you manage to hitcha ride on a DOT truck back to OK>
[02:56:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, too old n fat. did that as a kid though.
[02:55:51] <crutchy> get the skateboard out and go full mcfly
[02:55:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn skippy
[02:55:45] <cmn32480> snooze on the road!
[02:55:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ride. it's a DOT truck and i ain't got a class A license.
[02:55:19] <exec> Friday, 18 March 2016 @ 9:55 pm CDT - Humboldt, TN 38343, USA
[02:55:17] <cmn32480> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[02:55:10] <exec> Saturday, 19 March 2016 @ 1:55 pm GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[02:55:08] <crutchy> ~time
[02:55:05] <crutchy> bugger
[02:55:05] <cmn32480> drive safe buzzard
[02:54:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, it's past my bedtime and i gotta get up an hour early tomorrow.
[02:54:31] <cmn32480> lol
[02:54:23] <crutchy> 'go dryer! shake that fine ass!'
[02:54:18] <cmn32480> yep
[02:54:14] <crutchy> that's dryerist!
[02:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes sense
[02:53:45] <cmn32480> the dryers are too light
[02:53:35] <cmn32480> they use washers I think
[02:53:32] <crutchy> gold is pretty heavy
[02:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> fascists!
[02:53:10] <cmn32480> we aren't allowed to use real lead anymore
[02:52:56] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders melting down a couple of his fishing weights to fill a lighter car up to 5oz
[02:52:28] <cmn32480> i got a real kick out of seeing my cars run again
[02:52:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> right.
[02:51:57] <cmn32480> that weighs 5 ounces
[02:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically just build a toothpick with wheels.
[02:51:44] <cmn32480> damn things need historic plates...
[02:51:39] <crutchy> wow that's hard core momology
[02:51:25] <cmn32480> we used them tonight to test the track
[02:51:14] <cmn32480> my Mom kept my cars from when I was a c\Cub Scout
[02:50:57] <cmn32480> ours is tomorrow
[02:50:48] <exec> added to beverages
[02:50:47] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage pink taco
[02:50:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it's that time again too. roomie's boy just drug his block o wood home today.
[02:50:29] * cmn32480 wonders if they are pink tacos
[02:50:09] <cmn32480> turns out my Pinewood Derby cars still work :-)
[02:49:58] * exec theoretically writes a fanfic featuring a chariot of tacos about cmn32480
[02:49:56] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[02:49:51] * exec prematurely nudges a bongload of butt butter toward crutchy
[02:49:49] <cmn32480> ~g'morning crutchy
[02:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ jerry was a race car driver / drove so goddamned fast / never did win no checkered flags / but he never did come in last ♫
[02:49:31] * exec explicitly sodomizes a D cup of coffee with fuckers
[02:49:29] <cmn32480> ~gday fuckers
[02:49:18] <crutchy> i have nfi what $channel_data is used for in activity.php
[02:48:00] * crutchy has miss 7 with him. no links shall be clicked anyway :p
[02:47:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh my bad, that's an official video. crutchy can't watch.
[02:47:07] <fartspark> ^ 03Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[02:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://youtu.be
[02:46:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, not a gremlin
[02:45:45] <crutchy> as long as you don't have a rear impact you'll be ok then :D
[02:45:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> that will change though
[02:45:27] <crutchy> lol
[02:45:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually testbot is more of a 75 pinto
[02:44:49] <crutchy> maaate!
[02:44:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine is a model of a 69 camaro
[02:44:01] <crutchy> mine is a model of throw shit at the wall and see what sticks :D
[02:43:33] <Subsentient> crutchy: aqu4bot's source is a model of beauty and perfection. :^3
[02:42:29] <crutchy> i try to still keep the actual source neat though
[02:41:57] <crutchy> but yeah exec is a pretty sloppy codebase. kinda just evolved that way
[02:41:51] <fartspark> ^✓ 03Butthole Surfers - Pepper - YouTube
[02:41:51] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[02:40:43] <crutchy> hmm. i think that would require a lot of system design and testing. would be pricey :p
[02:40:36] * Subsentient is making a reference to ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos on freenode
[02:40:06] <Subsentient> crutchy: Can you design me some vibrating buttplugs and horse dildos?
[02:39:49] <Subsentient> ahh nice
[02:39:46] <crutchy> structural engineering
[02:39:36] <Subsentient> crutchy: what do you mostly do?
[02:39:27] <crutchy> some yeah
[02:39:22] <Subsentient> crutchy: You do php for work?
[02:39:09] <crutchy> with proper commit messages
[02:39:03] <crutchy> i use git & gitlab at work
[02:38:50] <Subsentient> aqu4bot is at least clean :^)
[02:38:38] <Subsentient> lol
[02:38:35] <crutchy> its just an offsite backup and public share :p
[02:38:24] <crutchy> not for my bot anyways
[02:38:18] <crutchy> t really use it for version control
[02:38:10] <crutchy> i don'
[02:38:00] <Subsentient> crutchy: Why bother with version control at all?
[02:37:42] <crutchy> but you're right. they're pretty pointless
[02:37:18] <crutchy> all i do to add/commit/push is 'git up'
[02:37:06] <crutchy> heh. they're automated
[02:36:52] <Subsentient> crutchy: You have the most useless commit messages I have ever seen.
[02:33:14] <fartspark> ^ 03GitHub - crutchy-/exec-irc-bot ( https://github.com )
[02:33:13] <crutchy> http://sylnt.us
[02:33:09] <crutchy> derp
[02:33:05] <crutchy> sylnt.us/execsrc
[02:32:54] <Subsentient> crutchy: source? I think you gave it to me before
[02:32:31] <crutchy> but the bot is php as well
[02:32:26] <crutchy> well, activity.php is just a script
[02:32:14] <crutchy> yeah
[02:32:10] <Subsentient> crutchy: exec is php?
[02:31:51] * crutchy shold really have a look at the bug in activity.php that keeps pinging the #debug channel occasionally
[02:31:08] <crutchy> noice
[02:31:06] <crutchy> ah
[02:31:01] <Subsentient> NEXUS now searches the current working directory for NEXUS.conf, no more --configfile= needed
[02:31:00] <crutchy> message?
[02:30:45] <Subsentient> crutchy: Did you get the message?
[02:29:55] <takyon_> fuck everything''
[02:29:50] <takyon_> basically'
[02:28:31] * crutchy was doing dishes and putting out garbage
[02:27:44] <Subsentient> crutchy: there you are you dropbear-humping wombat.
[02:27:16] <crutchy> pascal of course :D
[02:23:13] <Subsentient> You thinking of making webmail for IRC?
[02:22:11] <Subsentient> chromas: So... how will IRC clients connect to it?
[02:21:03] <chromas> If I'd probably write a different protocol instead of trying to hack shit onto the irc one. I was thinking making it http-like
[02:20:15] <chromas> The usual ;)
[02:18:01] <Subsentient> chromas: what would you write yours in?
[02:15:45] <chromas> I'll give it a go tonight
[02:15:05] * chromas has the urge to copycat and make an irc bouncer
[02:14:41] <Subsentient> chromas: I'd try the newest git/master, it's *actually* stable. Had lots of unclean disconnects from me suspending my laptop and switching to wifi on the phone... no crashes!
[02:14:08] <chromas> Not at home at the moment. Never could get the bot to quit disconnecting from it even though the irc clients seemed to work. Also the backlog was still emitted. The bot's using the old version
[02:12:29] <Subsentient> chromas: Any bugs you can report in the current git/master?
[02:11:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Social Media Users' Brains Scanned with fMRI - http://sylnt.us - nothing-found
[02:09:54] <Subsentient> crutchy: here?
[02:09:28] <Subsentient> Behold my undying glory!
[02:09:23] <Subsentient> Indeed.
[02:08:21] <exec> ...04failed! - use epoch instead: http://universe2.us
[02:08:18] <exec> 02trying to cat nexus.service...
[02:08:17] <chromas> systemctl cat nexus.service
[02:07:46] <Subsentient> Nah, I'll make a generator.
[02:07:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> just have it write one itself with the default values
[02:07:09] <Subsentient> I'll go aqu4bot-esque with a config file generator.
[02:07:01] <Subsentient> chromas: I'm going to do something like that.
[02:06:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> "rtfm you fucking noobass. oh, and have a nice day!"
[02:06:33] <chromas> "make a config file you faggot!"
[02:06:19] <chromas> Needs friendly error messages
[02:05:34] <Subsentient> crutchy: NEXUS now searches the current working directory for NEXUS.conf instead of its own custom folders. So, now config load will be automatic.
[02:02:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, if it's about the site being bogged down, fixed.
[02:01:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, sup?
[01:58:51] <chromas> Yes, put a giant wall around Belgium. And a grid of walls inside too. Then bring in the Canucks to carpet bomb them with maple syrup
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[01:45:03] <fartspark> ^ 03Women?s secret film from within closed city of Islamic State ? KURDISH DAILY NEWS
[01:45:01] <Runaway1956> http://kurdishdailynews.org
[01:43:51] <nick> i've spoken to belgians who are quite up for building a big wall around belgium
[01:43:05] <nick> also much of europe does not have good memories of door to door raids on the 'undesirable minorities'
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[01:41:06] <nick> the belgians do what they're told, like the rest of europe
[01:40:55] <Runaway1956> They permit this kind of thing to happen with their lack of vigilance
[01:40:35] <Runaway1956> I understand that nick - but Belgians should also understand that
[01:39:51] <nick> geographically, and politically it is a strategically convenient location
[01:37:58] <Runaway1956> Maybe because they are to liberal?
[01:37:49] <Runaway1956> Why is Brussels always the center of terrorism activity in Europe?
[01:37:30] <fartspark> ^ 03Key suspect in Paris attacks captured in Brussels raid; four others arrested - The Washington Post
[01:37:29] <Runaway1956> Paris attack suspect caught - https://www.washingtonpost.com
[01:33:42] <fartspark> ^ 03Assault prompts entrepreneur to design self-defense sports bra | Fox News
[01:33:41] <Runaway1956> booby trap here - http://www.foxnews.com
[01:31:10] <takyon_> yeah
[01:23:13] <SirFinkus> seems pretty snappy now
[01:20:01] <takyon_> TheMightyBuzzard
[01:16:57] <takyon_> oh damn it is epic slow
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[01:15:00] <takyon_> thx
[01:14:48] <SirFinkus> your broke the site
[01:14:43] <SirFinkus> good job takyon_
[01:14:34] <SirFinkus> I blame the mob of people commenting after you browbeat them into looking at your story
[01:14:15] <takyon_> I know TMB found some weird daily report thing that was hogging the server CPUs, and killed it off
[01:13:56] <takyon_> basic actions taking a while
[01:13:27] <SirFinkus> site does seem slow
[01:13:12] <takyon_> since nobody comments on fri/sat/sun
[01:13:06] <takyon_> I am the barrier between story oblivion and... stuff nobody cares about
[01:12:45] <takyon_> I am the only ed available.
[01:12:16] <takyon_> site seems slow
[01:11:37] <SirFinkus> lol
[01:11:24] <takyon_> thanks, I appreciate it, come again'
[01:11:02] <takyon_> Moderating... -1 (Offtopic) Used tampons are delicious. (12697-320247, 4 points left)
[01:10:25] <takyon_> i thought the mice angle would get people in there
[01:10:24] <Subsentient> takyon_:
[01:10:22] <fartspark> ^ 03SN comment by [02Subsentient (1111)] (02Score:2)
[01:10:19] <Subsentient> takyon: https://soylentnews.org
[01:10:07] <chromas> Ronald Trump McDonald
[01:08:24] <SirFinkus> or shit, mention ronald reagan
[01:08:24] <Subsentient> lol
[01:08:10] <SirFinkus> takyon_ you're own fault, should have included a trump angle
[01:06:57] <fartspark> ^ 03SN article:  Nerve Stimulation May Recover Memories in Alzheimer's Patients (Mice) 04(0 comments)
[01:06:56] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[01:06:56] <takyon_> don't leave my story with 0 comments
[01:05:48] <Subsentient> and line 106 in scrollback.cpp
[01:04:36] <Subsentient> crutchy: Also, line 406 in server.cpp
[01:04:25] <takyon_> #drunkedits
[01:04:22] <takyon_> i'll edit your stories
[01:04:05] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon_] by Aphrodite
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[01:02:58] <crutchy> my ircd allowed multiple clients to access the same nick by returning an id to the first client to connect and authenticate, and then any subsequent cleints could access that same nick by appending the id to their username. the ircd would trim the id off for subsequent output
[01:02:54] <Subsentient> crutchy: you can view the scrollback sending code at server.cpp line 194.
[01:01:39] <chromas> You could set the username
[01:00:59] <crutchy> *clunky
[01:00:53] <crutchy> i used an id appended to the username or something, but that's clinky
[01:00:33] <crutchy> that kinda sounds like a similar problem i was working on for my ircd project a while ago
[01:00:09] <crutchy> hmm
[00:59:33] <Subsentient> It does keep track, but in order to support multiple clients from what appears to be the same IP, it must identify via socket descriptors.
[00:59:09] <chromas> You could make use of logins
[00:59:04] <crutchy> doesn't keep track of ip:port for each client?
[00:58:38] <chromas> Up to its most recent ping/pong
[00:58:38] <Subsentient> crutchy: NEXUS identifies clients by their socket descriptor internally. That's the main identifier. If that changes, NEXUS has no idea who this new guy who just connected is.
[00:58:06] <crutchy> you could do it by keeping track of the timestamp of the last thing sent to the client, and then if the client dc's and reconnects, just send anything after that timestamp
[00:57:18] <Subsentient> crutchy: Sounds very hard to code, actually.
[00:57:13] <crutchy> different scrollback modes
[00:57:08] <crutchy> maybe could be a future option
[00:57:00] <crutchy> mkay
[00:56:44] <Subsentient> I prefer it that way actually, if my client errors out and I've already seen it, I get more context.
[00:56:16] <Subsentient> crutchy: NEXUS uses time of creation to determine what scrollback is sent to who, not whether you've seen it or not.
[00:56:14] <chromas> It could wrap the backlog with notices or something so you can tell where it starts and ends
[00:55:32] <crutchy> is nexus supposed to resend the same scrollback to a client more than once?
[00:55:08] <crutchy> one thing that was a bit confusing. maybe cos it was on my phone and hard to scroll through, but each time i disconnected and reconnected i couldn't tell how far back each scrollback was going, but it seemed to repeat stuff
[00:53:56] <Subsentient> First thing is to fix a couple bugs, then I'm going to rewrite the scrollback internals to be more efficient and feature quits/parts/joins/modes etc
[00:53:29] <Subsentient> crutchy: More work is coming in the near future.
[00:52:57] <crutchy> heh
[00:52:53] <Subsentient> it's alright, it's incomplete.
[00:52:45] <crutchy> hmm. forgot to mention nexus_control in the readme
[00:52:13] <crutchy> kinda seems logical :p
[00:52:06] <crutchy> yeah figured that one before
[00:51:52] <Subsentient> crutchy: With a client attached, do /msg nexus_control quit
[00:51:47] <crutchy> ctrl+c works :)
[00:51:35] <Subsentient> same with aqu4bot
[00:51:30] <Subsentient> crutchy: Not really, killall or something.
[00:51:15] <crutchy> (without ctrl+c)
[00:51:08] * crutchy was wondering if there was a way to quit nexus if there aren't any clients attached
[00:50:32] <crutchy> does nexus respond to stdin?
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[00:44:39] <Subsentient> crutchy: Merged.
[00:44:19] <crutchy> not sure what some of the defaults are tbh :p
[00:43:09] <crutchy> not sure if its all correct. just thought i'd contribute what little i could
[00:42:39] <fartspark> ^ 03Create readme by crutchy- · Pull Request #1 · Subsentient/nexus · GitHub
[00:42:38] <crutchy> Subsentient, https://github.com
[00:40:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Have Built the Most Complex Light-Based Quantum Computer Chip Ever - http://sylnt.us - coming-"soon"
[00:34:13] <Subsentient> yes it's a benign bug that I'm working on.
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[00:27:37] <SirFinkus> mmm, beer
[00:27:20] <clarise> guess it kinda makes sense. since all clients are connected as same nick
[00:26:27] * clarise has never used a bnc before so the noob is strong with this one
[00:25:53] <clarise> is that intended behavior?
[00:25:46] <clarise> nexus seems to be relaying 324, 329 and 352 to all clients
[00:22:42] * clarise has a look at the hexchat raw log
[00:21:56] <clarise> *to all
[00:21:52] <clarise> is it meant to forward that all all clients when one connects?
[00:21:31] <SirFinkus> scrolly shit?
[00:21:29] <clarise> * Channel #Soylent created
[00:21:29] <clarise> * Channel #Soylent modes: +Pnt
[00:21:28] <clarise> Subsentient, something i noticed when i connected with my phone was that i also got this appear on hexchat
[00:20:00] <clarise> the scrollback works lol
[00:19:29] <clarise> wholly shit
[00:17:29] <clarise> except it doesn't punch drunk guys
[00:17:10] <clarise> i suppose that's the point of a bouncer
[00:16:20] <clarise> kinda like an irc router
[00:16:14] <clarise> its just passing messages through
[00:16:05] <clarise> so nexus isn't really a proper server i guess
[00:15:43] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 48
[00:15:43] <clarise> Subsentient++
[00:15:27] <SirFinkus> every damn show
[00:15:22] <SirFinkus> basically the guy in the progressive commercials
[00:15:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you're forgetting Shaft
[00:15:09] <clarise> hmm. wonder how nexus copes with weird nick changes
[00:15:02] * TheMightyBuzzard puts the lotion on its skin
[00:14:55] <SirFinkus> why does every cop show have the same exact black cop character?
[00:14:38] <clarise> dunno if i spelt that right
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[00:14:14] <SirFinkus> pretty good actually
[00:14:11] <SirFinkus> I'm watching hannibal
[00:14:01] * TheMightyBuzzard is back and forth from the desktop to the showing of LotR to the chillins.
[00:13:55] <dogfart> SirFinkus, so you're kinda behaving like my daughter on every other day then :p
[00:13:46] <SirFinkus> I'm vibrating like crazy right now
[00:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[00:13:27] <SirFinkus> so no tolerance
[00:13:23] <SirFinkus> I very rarely use caffeine
[00:13:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, wuss. that's only like two cups of coffee.
[00:13:10] <dogfart> it seems like you should be sleeping and driving into a tree, but your eyes just refuse to close
[00:12:36] <dogfart> one every 4 hours or something
[00:12:27] <dogfart> i drove from victoria to queensland with them
[00:12:17] <SirFinkus> 200mg
[00:12:15] <SirFinkus> idk, my friend gave me one
[00:12:10] <dogfart> they're awesome
[00:12:05] <dogfart> nodoze?
[00:12:02] <SirFinkus> countering with booze
[00:11:55] <SirFinkus> freaking out a bit right now
[00:11:49] <SirFinkus> I tried one of those caffeine pills
[00:11:06] <SirFinkus> fogdart
[00:10:48] <dogfart> lol
[00:10:43] <Bender> karma - touch_screns: -1
[00:10:43] <dogfart> touch_screns--
[00:10:43] * Subsentient Pike's on dogfart
[00:10:32] <Subsentient> dammit
[00:10:26] * Subsentient puke
[00:10:13] * dogfart ducks
[00:10:07] <dogfart> you gotta stop typing boys in your phone so often :p
[00:10:02] <Subsentient> fk auto correct
[00:09:50] <Subsentient> bots
[00:09:49] <dogfart> lol
[00:09:48] <dogfart> bots
[00:09:42] <Subsentient> boys*
[00:09:42] <dogfart> yup
[00:09:34] <Subsentient> well it is but the timestamp prevents boys from taking it as a command
[00:09:08] <dogfart> or rather a proper privmsg with a time prefix in the trailing
[00:08:43] <dogfart> so not a proper privmsg
[00:08:35] <dogfart> k
[00:08:16] <Subsentient> all scrollback has a timestamp in front of it.
[00:07:44] <Subsentient> scrollback is meant to provide history.
[00:07:33] <dogfart> responding to a command hours later :p
[00:07:23] <dogfart> lol
[00:07:22] <dogfart> ah. yeah i guess exec doesn't need to read scrolback. that would probably be a bad idea
[00:06:54] <Subsentient> no. just reconnection
[00:06:49] <dogfart> nobody likes scrollbackenabled :(
[00:06:34] <Subsentient> lol
[00:06:33] <dogfart> is there a specific command for retriving scrollback?
[00:06:28] <fartspark> Karma - scrollbackenabled=false: -1
[00:06:28] <Subsentient> --scrollbackenabled=false
[00:05:53] <Subsentient> might need to turn off scrollback for that.
[00:05:17] * dogfart ponders trying exec through it. that could be scary
[00:04:28] <Subsentient> NEXUS is finally doing what it was designed for again.
[00:04:28] <dogfart> derp. gotta install andchat
[00:03:54] <Subsentient> I am not even home. My desktop is also connected to NEXUS.
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[00:03:11] <dogfart> i'll try on mah phone now
[00:03:03] <dogfart> i'm playing on same hexchat client as crutchy
[00:01:58] <Subsentient> on phone lol
[00:01:49] <Subsentient> weird
[00:01:46] <Subsentient> weirs
[00:01:44] <Subsentient> weirs
[00:00:06] <dogfart> the second returned /whois