#Soylent | Logs for 2016-03-16

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[00:15:14] <paulej72> Moooooooo
[01:00:37] <Tramtrist> hah here we go
[01:03:47] <SirFinkus> paulej72 is your cow stump broken?
[01:05:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~moo
[01:05:55] <exec> (__)
[01:05:55] <exec> (oo)
[01:05:55] <exec> /------\/
[01:05:55] <exec> / | ||
[01:05:56] <exec> * /\---/\
[01:05:57] <exec> ~~ ~~
[01:05:58] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[01:06:02] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[01:06:02] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[01:06:03] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:03] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:04] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:05] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:06] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:07] * aqu4 eats FatPhil
[01:06:07] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:08] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:09] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:10] * aqu4 craps out FatPhil on AndyTheAbsurd
[01:06:11] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:11] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:12] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:13] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[01:06:14] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[01:07:01] <cmn32480> another day... another dollar... well... $0.35 after Uncle Sam takes his cut
[01:07:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> more or less accurate
[01:08:05] <cmn32480> was I the only one who got completely shelled all day? or was it something that was going around?
[01:08:29] <SirFinkus> that's only because you're a nut cmn32480
[01:08:46] <cmn32480> ~rimshot
[01:09:11] <cmn32480> oh that might not be a command
[01:09:12] <chromas> cmn32480: s/sh(.*)t/j\1b/
[01:10:54] <cmn32480> or not
[01:11:09] <takyon> oh there you are
[01:11:15] <cmn32480> nope
[01:11:20] <cmn32480> I'm a figment
[01:12:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, going to be excellent fishing weather all the way until i take off for vacation
[01:12:07] <cmn32480> brb... windows is pooched
[01:12:23] <takyon> did something happen in #dev? there are a lot of line breaks
[01:12:32] <takyon> I'm wondering if it has to do with my hexchat update
[01:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> well a bit windy but i'll manage
[01:12:59] <cmn32480> vacation.... sheesh
[01:13:10] <takyon> Trump wins Florida, Kasich wins Ohio, Rubio drops out
[01:13:24] <cmn32480> that what you think, or that wahat actaully happened
[01:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> semi-retired people can vacation too if they want
[01:14:39] <takyon> it's confirmed
[01:14:48] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You on Freenode?
[01:15:22] <Subsentient> Join ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos
[01:15:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Retracted - http://sylnt.us - toxic-news || Spray-on "Repellent" Could Make Freezers Frost Free - http://sylnt.us - give-them-the-slip-off
[01:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, no. to both.
[01:16:12] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[01:16:12] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[01:17:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am no vulnerable to your burrito, for i am the death of fooshes.
[01:17:49] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard loves ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos
[01:18:08] * TheMightyBuzzard shows off his stylish new black robe and scythe attachment for his fishing pole
[01:19:08] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard really enjoys ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos
[01:19:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> why would i want to dildo a horse? did someone slip some altruism in my pocket while i wasn't looking? fuckin horses can figure out how to dildo their own selves.
[01:20:22] * Subsentient slips some altruism into TheMightyBuzzard's pocket
[01:20:32] <Subsentient> Also a horse dildo.
[01:20:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> my pockets aren't that big
[01:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> but in my new altruistic spirit, i share with you this burrito.
[01:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> $burrito Subsentient
[01:21:13] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Subsentient
[01:21:33] * Subsentient eats the burrito and vomits it down TheMightyBuzzard 's throat
[01:21:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> and one for jenny and the whimp
[01:22:16] <cmn32480> stupid Windows
[01:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the redundant department of redundancies department
[01:23:05] <cmn32480> oooo.... new Indiana Jones movie in 2019...
[01:23:08] <Runaway1956> Help stamp out repetitive redundancy, completely and totally
[01:23:12] <cmn32480> providing Harrison Ford lives that long
[01:23:15] <Runaway1956> http://www.china.org.cn
[01:23:18] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Wooden struts hold up apartments- China.org.cn
[01:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:24:17] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Phoenix Wright - Boot to the Head - YouTube
[01:24:52] <takyon> another indiana jones?
[01:25:02] <takyon> strong cringe
[01:26:44] * Runaway1956 chants "Go Rubio, Go Rubio, Go on home Rubio!"
[01:30:14] <takyon> even Florida doesn't want him though
[01:30:53] <paulej72> Florida
[01:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> america's wang
[01:31:35] <cmn32480> but shriveled and old
[01:31:46] <Subsentient> And unsettlingly moist
[01:32:42] <paulej72> Florida is the shriveled old moist penis of the US
[01:33:53] <Subsentient> !grab paulej72
[01:33:53] <Bender> Added quote 693
[01:34:13] <Runaway1956> The US has drip?
[01:37:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> we caught it from france during wwii.
[01:38:33] <cmn32480> that explains the Everglades...
[01:39:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a boot to the head
[01:39:46] <MrPlow> added: a boot to the head
[01:39:53] <takyon> so miami would be coke-covered balls
[01:41:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hookernblow++
[01:41:21] <Bender> karma - hookernblow: 1
[01:42:01] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[01:42:01] <Sprinkles> ^ 03U.S. Eases Sanctions Against Cuba Ahead Of Obama's Landmark Visit : The Two-Way : NPR
[01:42:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder how much of that will survive the trump administration
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[02:11:32] <takyon> if Trump is the "art of the deal" man, he can deal with Cuba
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[02:36:58] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[02:36:59] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Canada's Infamous 'Internet Black Widow' Will Be Released from Prison if She Promises to Stay Away from Men | VICE | United States
[02:37:15] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[02:37:16] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Sony Buys Michael Jackson's Stake In Lucrative Music Catalog : The Two-Way : NPR
[02:37:43] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:37:44] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Google adds worldwide HTTPS info to transparency report • The Register
[02:46:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Voice Assistants Lack Adequate Responses to Health Crisises - http://sylnt.us - are-you-tripping?
[02:51:49] <chromas> crisises++
[02:51:49] <Bender> karma - crisises: 1
[03:10:23] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:10:24] <Sprinkles> ^ 03ATT: Three-quarters of our network is going virtual, and we're open-sourcing the tools • The Register
[03:13:07] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[03:13:09] <Sprinkles> ^ 03US election 2016: Russian state TV backs 'anti-establishment' Trump - BBC News
[03:15:52] <takyon> it's hard to believe that there will be an Indiana Jones a full 11 years after the Crystal Skull one
[03:17:40] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com (wales)
[03:17:41] <Sprinkles> ^ 03New rules on tattooing, piercing and e-cigarettes set to become law - BBC News
[03:22:59] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[03:22:59] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Anders Breivik: Just how cushy are Norwegian prisons? - BBC News
[03:40:48] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[03:40:49] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Argentina sinks Chinese fishing boat Lu Yan Yuan Yu 010 - BBC News
[04:14:12] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:48:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AlphaGo Wins Game 5, Wins Challenge Match 4-1 vs. Lee Sedol - http://sylnt.us - where-is-your-game-now?
[06:19:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newly Synthesized Molecule Could Treat Stroke Victims - http://sylnt.us - reduce-brain-damage-FTW
[07:50:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ransomware Spreads Through Advertising on Major Sites - http://sylnt.us - do-not-run-YOUR-code-on-MY-machine
[07:50:32] <SirFinkus> oh god, I forgot to close my <sarcasm> tags
[07:52:55] <chromas> w–was that sarcastic?
[07:53:50] <SirFinkus> no, I'm never sarcastic on the internet
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[09:08:57] <Gravis> hmm... the Internet of SHIT could be useful for sensors.
[09:15:41] <crutchy> sensors?
[09:17:09] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 that's no good. i'm guessing the user that exec is running under has permission to write files in the repo directory? i'
[09:17:11] <exec> message saved
[09:17:12] <crutchy> derp
[09:17:18] <chromas> wifi-enabled rectal thermometers
[09:17:24] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i'll have a play with x tonight
[09:17:26] <exec> message saved
[09:17:45] <crutchy> lol ah now i get it
[09:19:14] <crutchy> wasn't there already a shit pipe that can perform a stool analysis?
[09:19:55] <chromas> I think systemd does it, but it's socket activated instead of pipes
[09:20:17] <crutchy> sockets are trendier. everyone likes putting things in sockets
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[09:52:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Inflation Basket: Coffee Pods in, CDs and DVDs Out - http://sylnt.us - the-pods-won't-fit-in-the-drive
[09:54:28] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy 10-4 I'll wait to hear from you
[09:54:30] <exec> message saved
[09:54:50] <crutchy> i got <x> error downloading file (3)
[09:54:53] <crutchy> from my test
[09:55:06] <crutchy> then i got distracted by https://www.youtube.com :P
[09:55:07] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Stanford engineers build a water-droplet based computer that runs like clockwork - YouTube
[09:55:17] <cmn32480> cmn32480> ~update scripts/rps.php
[09:55:17] <cmn32480> <exec> successfully backed up existing file "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/rps.php" as "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/rps.php_bak"
[09:55:17] <cmn32480> <exec> error saving to file "/home/chris/Downloads/Exec/exec-irc-bot-master/scripts/rps.php"
[09:55:49] <crutchy> heh. you got further than me at least
[09:56:10] <cmn32480> i forgot to look to see if the RPS script still exists...
[09:56:13] <cmn32480> ~rps r
[09:56:14] <exec> scored a loss - rank for cmn32480: 2 - http://ix.io
[09:56:17] <cmn32480> ok
[09:56:19] <cmn32480> it does
[09:56:56] <cmn32480> I'm running out to a customer site.
[09:57:03] <crutchy> hahaha just looked where that message is output
[09:57:13] <cmn32480> on success?
[09:57:16] <crutchy> it outputs when the file is successfully saved
[09:57:22] * crutchy puts on his dunce hat
[09:57:25] <cmn32480> #smake crutchy
[09:57:25] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a kielbasa
[09:57:43] <cmn32480> so... it works?
[09:57:44] <crutchy> i was pretty tired last night
[09:57:50] <cmn32480> sweet!
[09:57:51] <crutchy> yeah i guess in your case
[09:58:09] <crutchy> gotta debug my case but i probably did something dumb
[09:58:16] <cmn32480> I'll look at the script and see if I can adjust the messages to the correct case
[09:58:22] <cmn32480> but that'll happen tonight
[09:59:12] <cmn32480> i gotta admit... that's pretty funny
[09:59:26] <cmn32480> thanks for a much needed laugh
[09:59:31] <cmn32480> crutchy++
[09:59:31] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 199
[10:03:03] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[10:03:05] * exec accidentally scissors a buzz saw of cow dung custard for #soylent
[10:03:17] <cmn32480> I'm out. maybe back tonight
[10:03:33] <chromas> now, you don't just accidentally scissor. I don't believe that for a second
[10:03:47] <chromas> ~g'afternoon
[10:04:27] <crutchy> fuck me. i was trying to download text.txt instead of test.txt :(
[10:08:35] <crutchy> heh. TheMightyBuzzard is ranked 4th in rock/paper/scissors
[10:09:01] <crutchy> ~rps p
[10:09:02] <exec> scored a win - rank for crutchy: 3 - http://ix.io
[10:10:08] <crutchy> might blow away that 'scored a win' thing. you could score a bunch of wins and losses in the same round
[10:10:42] <crutchy> ah it just indicates the last round
[10:10:50] <crutchy> yeah i'll get rid of it
[10:10:53] <chromas> it needs betting and stuff :D
[10:11:01] <crutchy> lol
[10:11:04] * chromas bets 3 internest on Bender
[10:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffeceo+F+Fe
[10:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> e++
[10:13:34] <Bender> karma - e: 2
[10:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:13:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2361
[10:13:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid hotkey
[10:13:55] <crutchy> ~rps p
[10:13:56] <exec> scored a tie - rank for crutchy: 3 - http://ix.io
[10:14:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> s stands for shotgun, right?
[10:15:09] <crutchy> don't see why it couldn't
[10:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~rps sssssss
[10:15:26] <exec> scored a win - rank for themightybuzzard: 4 - http://ix.io
[10:16:15] * crutchy just deleted the "scored a win/loss/tie" thing cos it only applies to the last round of a turn, which is kinda useless if there are mutliple rounds per turn
[10:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake crutchy a rock, some paper, and a pair of scissors
[10:20:29] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a rock, some paper, and a pair of scissors
[10:20:46] <chromas> Why do scissors come in pairs?
[10:20:54] <chromas> Is one blade a scissor?
[10:21:05] <crutchy> so they can do some scissoring together
[10:21:06] <chromas> pants, too
[10:21:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #redtube scissor
[10:21:28] <MrPlow> http://www.redtube.com
[10:21:36] <crutchy> so they can do some panting together
[10:26:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... need more awake before i can do rehash coding
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[10:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you dirty rat
[10:35:23] * Subsentient offers TheMightyBuzzard a creamy horse jizz milkshake
[10:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> at this hour? are you daft? you know good and well that it's coffee time.
[10:36:42] <chromas> horse cream in your coffee
[10:36:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> besides, horse jizz isn't very vegetarian of you
[10:37:18] <Subsentient> chromas++
[10:37:18] <Bender> karma - chromas: 160
[10:37:31] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Sure it is, just not vegan
[10:37:44] <chromas> vegan jizz. made from bean curd
[10:38:14] <Subsentient> hehe
[10:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd vegan jizz. made from bean curd.
[10:38:21] <MrPlow> added: vegan jizz. made from bean curd.
[10:38:41] <Subsentient> #smakeadd horse tentacle tofu
[10:38:41] <MrPlow> added: horse tentacle tofu
[10:38:55] <Subsentient> #smakeadd a midget's intestines
[10:38:55] <MrPlow> added: a midget's intestines
[10:39:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Aphrodite
[10:39:06] * MrPlow smakes Aphrodite upside the head with a pile of moose droppings
[10:39:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole moose droppings
[10:39:17] <Subsentient> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[10:39:17] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with vegan jizz. made from bean curd.
[10:39:30] <Subsentient> #smake chromas
[10:39:30] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with yo mama's buttpipe
[10:39:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hoisted by my own petard
[10:39:35] <Subsentient> #smake chromas
[10:39:35] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with just the tip
[10:39:37] <Subsentient> #smake chromas
[10:39:37] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with horse tentacle tofu
[10:39:43] <Subsentient> :^D
[10:40:48] <Subsentient> #smakeadd a vibrating buttplug
[10:40:48] <MrPlow> added: a vibrating buttplug
[10:41:04] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 just figured out a problem with the backup idea in update.php; the bot will still attempt to load aliases from the backup files cos they're in the same directory. will have to get rid of the backup thingy for now
[10:41:06] <exec> message saved
[10:43:30] <Subsentient> So, been rewriting a lot of NEXUS' networking core.
[10:44:33] <Subsentient> Using std::queue
[10:44:46] <Subsentient> We'll have pings we can send and receive.
[10:45:09] <crutchy> pretty soon it will develop into the protoss
[10:45:35] * Subsentient reads up on exceptions in C++ because he forgot a ton of stuff
[10:45:53] * crutchy steals a probe from Subsentient's nexus
[10:46:13] <Subsentient> crutchy: Do you know what NEXUS is a reference to?
[10:46:51] <crutchy> dunno. i figured something related to either star trek or starcraft or peanut butter
[10:47:15] <chromas> a highway peanut butter crossing
[10:47:30] <Subsentient> crutchy: https://www.youtube.com
[10:47:31] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Nexus being meanie as usual in WZ2100 - YouTube
[10:53:35] <Subsentient> crutchy: https://github.com
[10:53:36] <Sprinkles> ^ 03nexus/nexus.cpp at master · Subsentient/nexus · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[10:54:26] * TheMightyBuzzard prefers peter pan peanut butter
[10:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> growingup--
[10:54:31] <Bender> karma - growingup: -1
[10:54:46] <Subsentient> Skippy here.
[10:55:03] <Subsentient> Though I say it for the record: Peanut butter is indeed a file type.
[10:55:41] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Well it looks like I picked the right time to start smoking outside. The next lease will prohibit indoor smoking.
[10:56:22] <chromas> your computers thank you
[10:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i do it anyway cause fuck a bunch of painting walls before you move out
[10:56:50] <Subsentient> I got kinda fond of cleaning ash out of my PC case. :^(
[10:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, i like my house smelling like a house not like an ashtray. regardless of if i do or not.
[10:58:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:59:00] <MrPlow> Today: Plentiful sunshine. High 69F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Mostly sunny skies. High around 70F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph.
[10:59:09] * TheMightyBuzzard grins
[10:59:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> fooshin today, fooshin tomorrow, and possibly some fooshing friday.
[11:00:01] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: foosh murderer.
[11:01:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell, i think those parentheses fixed pagination
[11:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, every chance i get, yup.
[11:02:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... should i take the boat out today or dock fish?
[11:02:35] <chromas> docking, eh
[11:03:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> dock fishing means i can lean back on my backpack and take a nap if they're not biting right now. boat means i get out to the deep water where there're still more fish.
[11:05:18] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Ever try land fishing? You navigate to a dry desert and drop anchor. Lots of fun.
[11:05:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think land fishing is just called napping
[11:06:29] <chromas> can't nap on the boat?
[11:06:47] <chromas> just put some of those gay arm floaties on in case you fall out
[11:07:02] <Subsentient> gayarmfloaties++
[11:07:02] <Bender> karma - gayarmfloaties: 1
[11:07:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, not alone. flail wrong and both me and the boat would be heading down to the bottom of the lake.
[11:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> tis not a wide and stable boat.
[11:08:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'much better now that i'm using the built in benches instead of raised up swivel seats but it's still a narrow little jon boat.
[11:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> well shit. got all my SN work i had planned for today done within the first hour past coffee being made.
[11:15:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> and this is why javascript can eat a dick. all some wiseass or moron has to do to lock up your fucking browser is code an infinite loop.
[11:16:09] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I hate JS, god do I hate it.
[11:16:22] <chromas> well let me just play the advocate of a freedesktop dev
[11:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[11:16:28] <chromas> "why would you do that?"
[11:16:50] <Subsentient> As a language it's not bad, but how it's used and having it shoehorned into everything really infuriates me.
[11:16:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, accidentally is a perfectly dangerous answer to that.
[11:17:25] <chromas> if you can accidentally something then that just means it's giving you too many options and needs them removed
[11:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> as a language it can suck it. as something that people think NEEDS to be on every webpage, it needs to die in a fire.
[11:17:48] * chromas installs guhnome 4
[11:18:26] <crutchy> 4?!
[11:18:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a gnome 4?
[11:18:58] * crutchy is glad the debian jessie installer gives the option of picking a DE
[11:19:24] <chromas> not yet, but three still has far too many configuration options
[11:20:04] <crutchy> tmb, i think we're being trolled. mention of gnome 3 having too many config options gave it away :p
[11:20:28] <crutchy> s/trolled/punkd/
[11:20:30] <exec> <crutchy> tmb, i think we're being punkd. mention of gnome 3 having too many config options gave it away :p
[11:20:33] <crutchy> i dunno what the right word is
[11:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[11:20:44] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with yo mama
[11:20:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> "fucked with"
[11:21:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i have officially finished everything i thought needed finished before the release, assuming this pagination holds up under testing.
[11:22:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> this means i am free to go fishing every day of my vacation and not worry about SN
[11:22:35] <Subsentient> GNOME 3 is so terrible. I don't know why, in this day and age, anyone would use anything but XFCE.
[11:22:47] * Subsentient really loves XFCE
[11:22:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> xfce++
[11:22:56] <Bender> karma - xfce: 12
[11:23:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> lxde++
[11:23:00] <Subsentient> MATE is just XFCE with bloat and too many dependencies nowadays.
[11:23:00] <Bender> karma - lxde: 2
[11:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> openbox++
[11:23:05] <Bender> karma - openbox: 7
[11:23:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> mate++
[11:23:08] <Bender> karma - mate: 10
[11:23:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ralph Kimball, Data Warehousing Visionary, Has Retired - http://sylnt.us - stuck-in-the-warehouse
[11:23:27] <chromas> don't you mean xfce is just gnome 2? :D
[11:23:44] * chromas mostly likes xfce except for the mouse options
[11:23:51] <Subsentient> no, XFCE is still lighter, to this date, than GNOME 2 ever was.
[11:24:06] <Subsentient> And it has all the functionality.
[11:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> xfce isn't quite as polished as gnome 2 was. nor as mate is.
[11:24:11] <Subsentient> Thunar is a fantastic little file manager.
[11:24:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> caja is better
[11:24:44] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Caja does the same things thunar does but with a severe speed and RAM penalty.
[11:25:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, only because it also does MORE than thunar
[11:25:07] <Subsentient> Like what?
[11:25:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like that it handles gvfs well
[11:25:23] <Subsentient> I can browse sftp etc in Thunar just like Caja/nautilus
[11:25:45] <Subsentient> thunar handles gvfs fine, but I just don't happen to use gvfs on SubLinux2.
[11:25:59] <Subsentient> When I hit the delete key, it asks to delete, not move to trash. :^)
[11:26:26] <crutchy> gvfs probably depends on dbus?
[11:26:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> does it now? it's handling of gvfs is why it's not my FM of choice anymore.
[11:26:42] <Subsentient> Yeah, thunar has gvfs support just fine.
[11:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that or it might have been FM tabs.
[11:26:55] <Subsentient> it has tabs.
[11:27:13] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, thunar is pretty cool
[11:27:23] <Subsentient> It's well written software.
[11:27:24] <crutchy> just gotta make sure you have necessary packages installed
[11:27:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, i've tried it. any coolness it has is a recent acquisition compared to my desktop configuration.
[11:27:38] <Subsentient> well, you can compile thunar with basically just gtk2.
[11:27:40] <crutchy> cifs-utils n shit if you wanna connect to windows boxen
[11:27:41] <crutchy> etc
[11:28:03] <Subsentient> mine for example, because it doesn't have gvfs installed, can't do the sftp stuff
[11:28:12] <crutchy> debian doesn't install a lot of them by default so thunar out of the box can appear borked
[11:28:22] <Subsentient> But I don't like gvfs and I don't like having a trash can, and I mount disks from the terminal.
[11:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, volume management kind of sucked if i recall as well.
[11:29:33] <crutchy> works ok nowadays. you can automount usb shit and auto-download photos off cameras etc
[11:29:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> trash can makes me happy though. i can send stuff to it and if i don't notice anything missing for a month, empty it.
[11:30:01] <crutchy> i think that's through gvfs
[11:30:06] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Volume management works fine.
[11:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, it didn't last time i tried it.
[11:30:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was.... persnickety
[11:30:38] <crutchy> you were probably holding it wrong :p
[11:30:38] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Well in the last couple years, thunar's gotten a lot of features.
[11:31:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i may give it a shot next time i decide to tweak my desktop layout then.
[11:31:13] <Subsentient> And you know, GTK whoops the ass of QT.
[11:31:27] <crutchy> isn't qt part of microsoft now?
[11:31:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> well duh
[11:31:31] <crutchy> via nokia
[11:31:36] <crutchy> or some shit
[11:31:40] <Subsentient> Best part about GTK: it works from straight C.
[11:31:44] <Subsentient> QT requires C++.
[11:32:40] * Subsentient is proud that he writes clean looking C
[11:33:15] * TheMightyBuzzard is fairly certain that his C is legible but clean?
[11:33:24] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Limme see.
[11:33:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, still has hardcoded passwords in it.
[11:33:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> too lazy to write a config file reader
[11:33:57] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You hardcoded passwords into a C binary?
[11:34:11] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: ... Strip out the passwords and I'll do it for you.
[11:34:26] * Subsentient is good at config file parsing in C
[11:34:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure, why not. it's not like it's OSS
[11:35:01] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Well that also means you can't distribute even a binary, because your password will be stored, in plain text, inside the executable image.
[11:35:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not releasing MrPlow v2. it's my own hack job. you want a hack job, get yer own.
[11:35:20] <Subsentient> try the strings command on the binary.
[11:35:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i know. they're also in the source which is in the same directory though.
[11:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they'd be in the config file if they weren't
[11:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i ever decide i want to release him, not likely but possible, i'll have a hell of a lot of cleanup to do besides hardcoded passwords.
[11:37:38] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Take aqu4bot as an example. She's the pinnacle of open source. Not even GPL, but public domain. Code written to be easily human readable.
[11:37:41] <Subsentient> You should be jealous.
[11:37:54] <crutchy> my butt is unlicensed too :p
[11:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> why?
[11:37:56] <Subsentient> $help
[11:37:56] <aqu4> Hi, I'm aqu4bot, version "baking", running on UNIX. I'm a bot written in pure C by Subsentient [http://universe2.us/]. My source code can be found at "http://github.com/Subsentient/aqu4bot/". Try the 'commands' command to get a list of what I can do, or try 'help cmd' where 'cmd' is a particular command.
[11:38:32] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Because I wrote a config file parser for aqu4bot, and someone else might be able to benefit from the code.
[11:38:37] * chromas ALSO randomly CAPITALIZES words
[11:38:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't do jealous. specially not of picking up c after 20 years and not having uber leet code.
[11:39:07] * TheMightyBuzzard randomly smakes chromas
[11:39:12] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: tbh part of the reason I want your code is so I can help you along.
[11:39:20] <crutchy> c isn't exactly uber l337 lol
[11:39:27] <crutchy> its uber neckbeard :p
[11:39:37] <Subsentient> You're a capitalist, right? You're getting free help that will prove valuable in the future.
[11:39:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, no help. must figure things out on my own unless i'm well n truly stuck. finer points can come later when it's done.
[11:40:09] <crutchy> Subsentient, open source is kinda more socialist
[11:40:16] <Subsentient> I am a socialist.
[11:40:16] <crutchy> capitalist is microsoft
[11:40:22] <crutchy> proprietary
[11:40:34] <Subsentient> So I have no problems with that, because I am, actually, in real life, a hardcore socialist.
[11:41:02] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: We're coming for you.
[11:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't mind reading other people's code but i learn best by doing and figuring out WHY you should do things a certain way.
[11:41:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> grok vs had a class on
[11:41:28] <crutchy> capitalists will capitalize on any free stuff they can get. look at banks for example... if the government is dumb enough to offer a bailout, they would have been stupid not to take it
[11:41:28] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah, but I could just tell you. I'm not going to edit your code, I'm going to give you tips and point out problems.
[11:41:58] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Did you know that signed integer overflow is undefined behaviour?
[11:42:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, wait till it's something i think is actually correct then. right now i know damned good n well it's not.
[11:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> undefined behavior i am unconcerned with. i'm things in gcc that are not in C89/C99
[11:42:57] <crutchy> i thought the behavior that caused the unsigned int overflow would have been more undefined, or at least unexpected :p
[11:43:17] <Subsentient> unsigned integer overflow is guaranteed to just roll over like an odometer.
[11:43:23] <Subsentient> signed integer overflow is not.
[11:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/ things/ using things/
[11:43:32] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> undefined behavior i am unconcerned with. i'm using things in gcc that are not in C89/C99
[11:43:47] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: That's bad if you care at all about portability.
[11:43:47] <crutchy> oh woops. for some reason i read unsigned into overflow :/
[11:43:56] <crutchy> *int
[11:44:13] <Subsentient> Compiler-specific extensions are cancer.
[11:44:30] <Subsentient> I don't mind optimization pragmas, because unrecognized ones are ignored, but __attribute__ etc is evil.
[11:44:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i don't. like i said, he's a bot that should run on boron. that is his sole purpose.
[11:44:47] <crutchy> mine runs on marajuana
[11:45:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i was thinking strcasestr because it's damned handy.
[11:45:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> and out of spec
[11:45:22] <Subsentient> aqu4bot has been ported to Windows, OS X, BSD, Haiku, Linux, AROS, SkyOS.
[11:45:32] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: SubStrings.CaseCompare()
[11:45:36] <Subsentient> ahh
[11:45:39] <Subsentient> oh strcasestr()
[11:45:50] <Subsentient> think I got something like that
[11:45:50] <Subsentient> sec
[11:46:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> gives me a pointer to the first occurrence of the string. that can be exceedingly handy.
[11:46:29] <Subsentient> huh, apparently I do not.
[11:46:36] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: SubStrings.Find()
[11:47:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. case insensitive though. you wacky bastards use a mix of upper n lower.
[11:47:17] <Subsentient> Indeed.
[11:47:34] <crutchy> we're CAPITALISTS
[11:48:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i like oppressing upper case letters.
[11:48:23] <crutchy> exec tends to oppress them too
[11:48:27] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: yes, yes, let the socialism flow through you!
[11:49:10] <crutchy> something something dark side... something something something peanut butter
[11:49:16] <Subsentient> !grab crutchy
[11:49:16] <Bender> Added quote 694
[11:49:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, that's not socialism, just regular old tyranny
[11:50:07] <crutchy> yeah you gotta at least pretend it benefits the people
[11:50:11] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[11:50:12] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Serj Tankian - Feed us ( with lyrics ) - YouTube
[11:50:47] <Subsentient> Actually kinda surprised NEXUS is still working. The code's a mess right now.
[11:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, no i don't. fuck the people. if they want caps they have to push their own shift key. i refuse to give caps to fuckers too lazy to make their own.
[11:51:26] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Laziness is not why I'm poor. I'm poor because I'm disabled, yet I am working to raise myself out of it. Don't know if I'll succeed.
[11:51:32] <crutchy> i meant for it to be considered socailist
[11:51:41] <Subsentient> Most people don't have a 'talent'
[11:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, good on yas. i had to as well.
[11:51:50] <Subsentient> they are lucky to get a job at 7/11
[11:52:08] <Subsentient> College is $30,000 and a lot of graduates can't find a job.
[11:52:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, you don't need a talent. you need a skill. and yes, anyone can learn a skill given enough effort.
[11:52:27] <crutchy> i guess australia is in a similar state as the US, but sometimes it seems like the US is waaay more fucked up
[11:52:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, good. most college graduates aren't good for anything.
[11:52:42] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Most of the better paying jobs require a degree. I make $750 a month. That's not enough to pay student loans.
[11:52:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, they most certainly do not.
[11:53:11] <crutchy> trades are good dosh
[11:53:27] <Subsentient> They do.
[11:53:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> a trade skill is far more reliably paying than any degree has ever been or will ever be.
[11:53:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/paying/high paying/
[11:53:56] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> a trade skill is far more reliably high paying than any degree has ever been or will ever be.
[11:54:23] <Subsentient> I'm going to go into business for myself. In the planning stages of a custom mail client called Event Horizon. It'll be able to permanently black hole and delete matching messages (whether "spam" or not) with one click.
[11:54:38] <crutchy> in some cases a professional career path may overtake a trade's income prospects, but that would be over a number of years
[11:54:44] <Subsentient> It'll also have a GTK GUI that rapes Thunderbird's in the asshole.
[11:55:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, and did you require a degree of yourself for this?
[11:55:16] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: No, I have to try this because all the jobs I want DO require a degree.
[11:55:47] <crutchy> become a banker. all you need to do is leave your ethics at the door
[11:55:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, coding? don't work anywhere with an HR department then. which really is a good policy period.
[11:55:59] <Subsentient> The license wil be $15 for one version, $30 to $50 for a lifetime license.
[11:56:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:56:11] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Little Shop of Horrors - Dentist Song - YouTube
[11:56:19] <Subsentient> and your license will not expire so long as you don't mind having an ancient version.
[11:56:26] <crutchy> android apps might be a possible income stream
[11:56:38] <crutchy> linux users are cheapskates that don't like paying for software
[11:56:53] <Subsentient> Also, you'll get a copy of the source, but you won't get to distribute it. You will be able to modify for personal use.
[11:56:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is true
[11:57:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i expect that to last until about the fifth customer. then it's a torrent.
[11:57:30] <Subsentient> Nothing worse than having a favorite app that won't run on your platform because it's binary-only.
[11:57:55] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: That's fine. Someone will always pirate it. Some people, like me, are really broke.
[11:58:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[11:58:06] <Subsentient> The activation system will be no more than a nag screen.
[11:58:08] <crutchy> just make an android app that is as annoying as flappy birds and you'll be rich
[11:58:17] <Subsentient> I hate Java.
[11:58:40] <Subsentient> but yeah, part of the design will be 'libevhz' which will not be tied to any one GUI, allowing me to later make an android GUI.
[11:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> what you should do is write a social site for discussing recent news items
[11:59:07] <crutchy> apparently you can make android apps in delphi. is there an ide for developing android apps in c++?
[11:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i hear there's mad cash in that
[11:59:30] <Subsentient> crutchy: the GUI must be in Java, but android has an NDK for native development. But the GUI must be java.
[11:59:47] <crutchy> yeah just don't name said site after some stupid hippy food replacement :p
[12:00:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's wrong with SoylentNudes?
[12:00:18] <crutchy> pretty sure delphi allows object pascal development of guis for android
[12:01:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, nevermind. just almost pondered setting up a site like that then remembered how many overweight neckbeards we have.
[12:01:39] <Subsentient> speaking of nudes, ran across this on imgur random mode, hit me like a sack of cinderblocks. http://imgur.com
[12:01:40] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Just do me! - Imgur
[12:01:52] <Subsentient> Best thing I've seen in a long time.
[12:02:34] * Subsentient contemplates resuming NEXUS work
[12:02:43] <crutchy> "Embarcadero® Delphi® 10 Seattle is the fastest way to build and update data-rich, hyper connected, visually engaging applications for Windows 10, Mac, Mobile, IoT and more."
[12:02:54] <crutchy> fuck me... Delphi 10 Seattle... really?
[12:03:05] <crutchy> they've gone full ubuntu
[12:03:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, time to have a smoke then see about removing even more perl from testbot.
[12:04:03] * crutchy probably should try to get hold of a new version of delphi. even a demo version
[12:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i can get away with not doing any networking calls from perl at all i should be able to hit ten megs resident or so.
[12:04:17] <crutchy> see what i'm missing out on in my old d7pro
[12:05:21] <crutchy> Subsentient, "Delphi 10 Seattle features the FireUI Multi-Device Designer and cross-platform UI framework" <- might be something like this for C++
[12:05:35] <Subsentient> blech.
[12:05:45] <crutchy> http://www.embarcadero.com
[12:05:46] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Delphi | Develop Apps Windows, Mac OS X, iOS and Android
[12:06:09] * crutchy wonders if lazarus can do android apps
[12:07:23] <crutchy> hmm. bit of fucking around but looks like it can
[12:07:48] <crutchy> chromas, should develop 'flappy tama' for android in lazarus :p
[12:10:02] <crutchy> lol http://www.embarcadero.com
[12:10:04] <Sprinkles> ^ 03C++Builder | C++ development for Windows, Mac, iOS and Android
[12:10:27] * crutchy still has an old version of borland c++ builder
[12:19:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, can move all the db access to C fairly easily. that would shave about 7-8MB off resident memory size.
[12:20:33] <crutchy> bah. just encode it in some binary format. bee like systemd :D
[12:22:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> am, sort of. storing stuff in an sqlite3 db.
[12:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> which i spose could very well take care of being a config file as too.
[12:23:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, more like 10MB
[12:23:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent
[12:24:34] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: https://github.com
[12:24:35] <Sprinkles> ^ 03aqu4bot/config.c at master · Subsentient/aqu4bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[12:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> and if i move the logic from WWW::Wunderground::API to C that should take care of ALL of the networking code included in perl right now.
[12:26:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, already going to have to write an sqlite3 interface cause i store locations for users in an sqlite3 db. might as well stuff the bot config in there as well and save yet another data interface.
[12:27:19] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You could use a linked list or dynamic array and just write that binary blob to disk. Gets rid of a dependency.
[12:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> could, yeah. i kinda like being able to use sql syntax for searching though.
[12:28:20] <Subsentient> Well it might take a little more work, but in the end, you can write a *cleaner* interface with a little lookup function.
[12:30:59] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: aqu4bot stores all information about users etc it needs in easily parseable custom db files.
[12:31:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, there are arguments for reinventing the wheel but there are equally good if not better ones for not doing so.
[12:32:05] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: My argument is "blech, dependencies"
[12:32:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:33:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine is "this isn't for other people, it's for me. on one platform. on one particular and known configuration."
[12:35:39] <Subsentient> I gots a soft warm kitty in the bed with me :^3
[12:37:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> always a good thing
[12:37:23] <crutchy> to have some pussy in bed with you :p
[12:37:37] <Subsentient> Her real name is Mama Kitty, but I've always called this sweet 17-year-old kitty "Bew".
[12:37:50] <crutchy> dammit. coffee cup must have a hole in it
[12:37:57] <crutchy> must be about time for bed anyway
[12:38:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> some fucker been sneaking in and drinking it while you wasn't looking
[12:38:47] <crutchy> probably
[12:38:54] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[12:38:56] * exec defiantly piles a goblet of toejam on #soylent
[12:39:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent, libsqlite3.so.blah is already loaded on boron. i won't be using any more ram to load it for testbot
[12:39:20] <Subsentient> #smake crutchy
[12:39:20] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a midget's intestines
[12:39:49] <Subsentient> #smakeadd a delicious tootsie roll from the litter box
[12:39:49] <MrPlow> added: a delicious tootsie roll from the litter box
[12:40:45] -!- crutchy has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[12:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, gonna have another smoke then see about reading/merging paulej72's pull requests
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[13:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... okay, done with pull requests. now what?
[13:34:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> vidya?
[13:41:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, your ideas are intriguing to me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter
[14:32:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, nothing for it but to go fishing i spose
[14:35:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> You should go fishing like my ex-co-worker Al
[14:36:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> he was also a scuba diver
[14:37:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> so when he went grouper fishing, if they weren't biting, he'd put on the scuba gear, grab his spear gun, and go over the side to go down and get them.
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[17:13:51] <Gravis_> i can't wait to put one of these onto the internet of shit! https://www.digikey.com :D
[17:13:51] <Sprinkles> ^ 03JN5164/001,515 NXP Semiconductors | RF/IF and RFID | DigiKey
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[17:17:03] <Gravis> so many damn pins though. would have been nicer with fewer pins and QFP package but thems the breaks if you want it cheap.
[17:19:08] <Gravis> but the best part is how well documented the interfaces are
[17:20:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> SparkFun or somebody going to do a breakout board for it?
[17:22:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> Also, 802.15.4 frequencies are generally not supported on phones, right? So I'd also need a Bluetooth or WiFi module in order to enable, say, Android-based controls?
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[17:51:01] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: pff... make your own board. :P
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[17:57:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gravis: I'm absurdly lazy. Especially when it comes to making my own circuit boards.
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[17:59:33] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: why? it's super easy to do.
[18:01:17] <Gravis> oh interesting. in digging into the chip, i found out the CPU in it is actually an OpenRISC variant
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[18:54:18] <Gravis> oic... turns out that NXP bought the company (Jennic) that designed these chips.
[18:54:40] <Gravis> that would explain the shitty support on nxp's site
[19:00:47] <Runaway1956> What is "support"? The only useful "support" I ever get, is from forums - overclocking dot com for example
[19:02:20] <Runaway1956> My internet sucks so bad today, I've about given up on reading the news. More than three minutes ago, I clicked an email, and it's still not opened.
[19:08:45] <Gravis> Runaway1956: well for one, NXP has a community for just about everything... just about because nothing for these chips
[19:09:27] <Gravis> Runaway1956: another is there is lack of information on the CPU in the chip itself. i found out from a third-party source that it was an openrisc derivative
[19:10:32] <Gravis> Runaway1956: there is no information on where to get the toolchain or the source code for it but there is fully packaged IDE with binaries
[19:11:08] <Gravis> Runaway1956: basically, they took a very open chip and made it just kinda open
[19:11:59] <Gravis> that's shitty support\
[19:13:59] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i know windows people like their shit packaged for easy consumption (gross) but hommie don't play that
[19:14:33] <Gravis> Runaway1956: and please, stop eatting your own shit.
[19:23:20] <Runaway1956> ?????? No Windows here, except inside of virtual machines. I don't eat shit.
[19:28:13] <Runaway1956> Arctic Silver 5 - pretty awesome stuff, IMO
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[21:24:22] <Gravis> nice. http://60.45.63.26
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[22:07:09] <SirFinkus> that's an odd one
[22:38:46] <Gravis> pff... insightful, my ass. https://soylentnews.org
[22:38:47] <Sprinkles> ^ 03SN comment by [02Pino P (4721)] (02Score:3, Insightful)
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