#Soylent | Logs for 2016-03-13
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[00:10:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[00:10:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2348
[00:11:18] <crutchy> ~up
[00:11:19] <exec> uptime: 6d 23:54:48
[00:12:11] <crutchy> ~rps r
[00:12:12] <exec> currently @ highest turn - rank for crutchy: 4 - http://ix.io
[00:12:37] <crutchy> cmn32480++ # fixed the %wins for tmb and takyon
[00:12:37] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 53
[00:13:06] <crutchy> though the %wins for cmn32480 looks borked :/
[00:13:44] <crutchy> actually the whole %wins column looks borked
[00:15:57] <crutchy> the wins/losses/ties table adds up right
[00:15:59] <crutchy> at least
[00:16:35] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $697
[00:16:48] <crutchy> though i might add another column for rounds (played)
[00:17:06] <crutchy> ie for tmb and takyon it would be 3 and for cmn32480 and crutchy it would be 11
[00:18:01] <cmn32480> the turns column isn't adding right
[00:18:05] <crutchy> actually i might change turns into those numbers
[00:18:24] <crutchy> it does. it's just not obvious what it means
[00:18:39] <cmn32480> ok
[00:18:43] <cmn32480> if you say so
[00:18:45] <crutchy> turns is the length of each player's sequence
[00:19:10] <crutchy> so you've added 9 'turns' to your sequence
[00:19:13] <crutchy> i guess?
[00:19:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Man Builds Solar-Powered, App-Controlled Micro-Home With "Zombie Mode" (Video) - http://sylnt.us - man-cave-in-the-sky
[00:19:21] <cmn32480> couple more minutes to pull dinner foff the grill
[00:19:26] <cmn32480> I have no idea
[00:19:31] <cmn32480> you wrote it!
[00:19:36] <crutchy> lol
[00:19:38] <cmn32480> check the code comments
[00:19:41] <cmn32480> oh
[00:19:44] <cmn32480> wiat
[00:19:47] <cmn32480> wait
[00:19:54] <cmn32480> nevermind that last thought
[00:19:55] <crutchy> comments are for the weak!
[00:21:15] <crutchy> actually it might be better changing the turns column anyway cos it would make it harder to game the system
[00:21:48] <cmn32480> I thoguht the whole point was to have a game in the system?
[00:21:55] * cmn32480 is so lost
[00:22:14] <crutchy> i'll make the turns column into the sum of wins+losses+ties
[00:22:33] <cmn32480> k
[00:22:43] <cmn32480> I'll go pull dinner off the grill
[00:24:11] <chromas> Make it use mysql :)
[00:24:45] <chromas> The dinner, not the bot's db
[00:25:25] <crutchy> a larry ellison rump steak
[00:26:08] <crutchy> lol didn't trump have a meat company?
[00:26:14] <crutchy> imagine having a trump rump
[00:26:53] <cmn32480> a trump roast?
[00:42:01] <crutchy> came up with a new ranking scheme
[00:42:11] <crutchy> i'll try it out on x first
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[01:06:31] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 updated the ranking calcs for the rps script. no changes to data file needed
[01:06:33] <exec> message saved
[01:06:56] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 hopefully the table makes more sense now
[01:06:58] <exec> message saved
[01:10:37] <cmn32480> so I gotta fix it again?
[01:11:00] * takyon can't see
[01:11:29] * takyon can't see anything, just took a nap
[01:18:07] <crutchy> :p
[01:18:14] <crutchy> i'll make an update script methinks :p
[01:19:22] <cmn32480> done
[01:19:42] <cmn32480> ah yees.... the biggest backdoor of them all... auto update!
[01:21:03] <crutchy> haha... yeah
[01:21:08] <crutchy> well, not quite auto update
[01:21:14] <crutchy> but we're getting closer :D
[01:21:29] <cmn32480> pretty soon exec will read email...
[01:21:53] <crutchy> i'll make an admin-only ~update alias (only for one specified file) but will leave it disabled by default
[01:22:15] <crutchy> (exec line commented out)
[01:22:24] <cmn32480> there are 3 files that I have to update due to passwords
[01:22:49] <cmn32480> SN_lib.php
[01:22:55] <cmn32480> Github_feed.php
[01:22:55] <crutchy> oh if you pull the whole lot?
[01:23:00] <cmn32480> provmsg.php
[01:23:11] <cmn32480> yep
[01:23:15] <crutchy> hmm. maybe i can make them use data files
[01:23:39] <cmn32480> github is a username in an else{} statement
[01:24:23] <crutchy> i'll make a little config file to go in the data directory where we can stash some of this stuff
[01:24:43] <cmn32480> SN_lib.php is the operator username.
[01:24:52] <cmn32480> that already has a data file
[01:25:25] <cmn32480> but it only pulls the password
[01:32:38] <takyon> back to hexchat
[01:32:44] <takyon> should I care about updating?
[01:32:53] <Gravis> php is a security hole
[01:33:36] <takyon> in a lot of my ways I live my life in direct contradiction to your principles Gravis
[01:33:57] <Gravis> though the Internet of Simple Hardware and Insecure Technology is worse
[01:34:07] <Gravis> aka, the Internet of SHIT
[01:34:18] <takyon> it's great. it's more money for criminals and cyberwarriors
[01:34:32] <takyon> dolla dolla bill yall
[01:35:08] <Gravis> well... i think the IoS is a large enough market that you could sell a router with protecting specifically for/from the IoS
[01:35:47] <takyon> did you hear about this story?
[01:35:56] <Gravis> it would require more brains than current routers
[01:36:06] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[01:36:07] <Sprinkles> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: TP-LINK Won't Sell Reprogrammable Routers in U.S., Blames FCC Firmware Rules
[01:36:42] <Gravis> that's what happens when you integrate your radio into your CPU
[01:37:05] <takyon> yeah
[01:37:09] <takyon> and ban freedom
[01:37:27] <Gravis> the obvious solution: https://www.youtube.com
[01:37:28] <Sprinkles> ^ 03The Offspring - Come Out and Play (Keep 'em Separated) - YouTube
[01:38:32] <nick> https://www.youtube.com
[01:38:33] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Propagandhi - Stick That Fucking Flag, Up Your Goddam Ass, You Sonofabitch - YouTube
[01:38:50] <Gravis> takyon: nope, all they have to do is figure out a way to prevent the radio setting from going out of spec
[01:39:20] <Gravis> takyon: it's likely chip makers will make this possible with a few pins and resistors
[01:39:38] <Gravis> takyon: it's just a learning curve
[01:39:47] * takyon shrugs
[01:39:58] <nick> that's a good way to explain all sorts of bullshit
[01:40:01] <Gravis> takyon: or you know... ban freedom. -_-
[01:40:05] <nick> 'it's just a learning curve'
[01:40:44] <nick> they put the barriers in place because they want us to be smart enough to work around it, it's tough love to help us become more intelligent.
[01:40:46] <SirFinkus> so what are the actual consequences of setting the radio out of spec?
[01:40:56] <SirFinkus> I can't imagine the radios are that powerful
[01:41:25] <Gravis> SirFinkus: simple: interference.
[01:41:45] <SirFinkus> I figured, but how much, seems like it'd be pretty localized
[01:42:11] <Gravis> SirFinkus: sure... but some people are dumb
[01:42:28] <takyon> I wonder if TP-LINK had discussions with FCC before the ban
[01:42:43] <nick> takyon: i would assume so
[01:42:58] <takyon> would be nice to FOIA them
[01:43:15] <nick> commercial sensitivity means they wouldn't be able to release that kind of information
[01:43:16] <nick> just a guess
[01:43:24] <Gravis> pff... more like the talked to the engineers and lawyers and decided this was the easiest solution
[01:43:52] <nick> well, good place to get talking to some lawyers by going straight to the FCC
[01:44:04] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't even really care about custom router firmware if most of the stuff they slap on the router wasn't absolute junk
[01:44:15] <Gravis> nick: why? it's not like the FCC did anything crazy
[01:44:31] <nick> well then it's perfectly reasonable to talk to them
[01:44:39] <nick> as they're just trying to help protect us from stupid people
[01:44:49] <Gravis> nick: feel free
[01:45:02] <nick> SirFinkus: tp-link stock firmware isn't that bad in my experience
[01:45:22] <SirFinkus> meant just in general, don't have experience with tp-link stuff
[01:45:23] <Gravis> if you are that bent out of shape about it, get a real router
[01:45:51] <Gravis> or just cry all over the internet
[01:45:58] <cmn32480> I'm done
[01:46:06] <cmn32480> I an't keep my eyes open
[01:46:13] <cmn32480> alleriges suck
[01:46:14] <nick> who makes 'real routers'?
[01:46:27] <cmn32480> Cisco
[01:46:29] <cmn32480> Juniper
[01:46:39] <cmn32480> CHA-CHING
[01:47:09] <cmn32480> or, get a real AP instead of a consumer grade POS
[01:47:33] <Gravis> nick: try routerboard
[01:48:12] <cmn32480> the biggest issue is the price point this decisino plays in
[01:48:21] <nick> cmn32480: believe it or not, tp-link do actually sell commercial grade hardware
[01:48:23] <cmn32480> it is gonna kill all the low end stuff
[01:48:36] <cmn32480> was not aware of that
[01:49:01] <Gravis> cmn32480: only the current stuff
[01:49:02] <cmn32480> the good commercial grade stuff doens't have an AP built inot it
[01:49:06] <nick> i have tried routerboard actually, but got sick of trying to get various 3G modems to work with it
[01:49:15] <Gravis> cmn32480: future stuff will likely have worked this shit out
[01:49:55] <Gravis> really, it's not a big deal. just give it a year.
[01:50:13] <Gravis> or just cry all over the internet
[01:50:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Making Secret Backdoors Impossible: Decentralized Software Signing - http://sylnt.us - anonimity-required
[01:53:06] <nick> i admire your faith in process and time solving issues
[01:53:58] <Gravis> nick: it's not faith, it's simple economics
[01:54:16] <takyon> sounds like you're crying Gravis
[01:54:18] <nick> i didnt know we're still in a world where simple economics works
[01:54:23] <nick> because it's fucking news to me
[01:54:30] <takyon> "JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT IT" - Gravis
[01:55:39] <Gravis> nick: always trust that their greed will continue to offer you new things to buy
[01:55:48] <Gravis> takyon: u mad?
[01:55:59] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[01:56:01] * exec theoretically refactors black parking lot of webscale for #soylent
[01:56:13] <takyon> Gravis: uMad?
[01:56:28] <takyon> :^)
[01:56:48] <Gravis> takyon: is that the letter u or should that be the symbol for "micro"
[01:57:06] <takyon> perhaps I've triggered a microaggression in you
[01:57:59] <Gravis> uMad == microaggression! ((ヾ(≧皿≦；)ノ＿))Fuuuuuu—-！
[01:58:06] <Gravis> ;)
[01:58:44] <nick> oh i dont doubt that they'll keep offering me things to buy, if those things are any good or just offer an improvement in reliability, flexibility and customisation, i'm less convinced.
[01:59:27] <nick> but then i'm just a cynical asshole who is disillusioned with the benefits technology is offering us in recent years
[01:59:28] <Gravis> nick: if being "open" means they sell more units, they will be open
[02:00:11] <Gravis> nick: why do you even care about shit hardware anyway?
[02:00:17] <Gravis> nick: i mean, it's shit hardware
[02:02:16] <nick> i care about all levels of hardware, i have to work with client budgets, my own personal budgets and time constraints
[02:02:51] <Gravis> nick: you might as well be mad that Microsoft is making their OS even worse. seriously, not something that concerns the informed.
[02:03:38] <Gravis> frankly, i think Microsoft is doing the world a favor
[02:04:57] <nick> i get more frustrated because i dont have the luxury of not using microsoft products and while there are always more reasons not to, i'm yet to find a way of avoiding it entirely
[02:05:10] <nick> at least in my current primary line of work
[02:06:33] <Gravis> nick: you are being punished for looking the other way for so many years. :)
[02:06:40] <nick> im pretty sure i've lost a potential client because i told them the hardware they wanted is shit and not worth the few dollars saved
[02:06:46] <nick> not in those words obviously
[02:07:54] <takyon> You lost the sale because you said it in Klingon.
[02:08:09] <nick> well, for most of those 'so many years' i was an employee and didn't get the choice about what hardware or software i had to work with
[02:08:32] <SirFinkus> the one consideration one should look at while considering hardware:
[02:08:36] <SirFinkus> can it beat a go grandmaster?
[02:08:41] <Gravis> nick: but you stuck with the job
[02:09:01] <Gravis> nick: you looked the other way
[02:09:27] <Gravis> nick: this is your payout for looking the other way for so long
[02:09:34] <nick> lol
[02:10:41] <takyon> In today's #soylent IRC, brave Gravis questions your life choices.
[02:10:55] <nick> i really dont even know where to start in responding to that without going through my whole career history and the decisions i made and why i left jobs because i refused to look the other way
[02:11:06] <Gravis> takyon: i question the world's life choices
[02:11:12] <takyon> Gravis: BRAVE.
[02:11:35] <crutchy> Gravis, i question the spelling of 'why'
[02:11:49] <crutchy> why the fuck is there a 'y' in 'why'?
[02:11:52] <nick> and it's exactly why for the majority of my working life now, i have been self-employed because i refuse to deal with that shit
[02:12:10] <SirFinkus> even better crutchy, why the fuck is there a w and an h in why
[02:12:24] <crutchy> omg!
[02:12:29] * crutchy is triggered
[02:12:40] * nick kicks crutchy
[02:13:35] <Gravis> nick: maybe you should advertise to help people migrate away from windows. :)
[02:17:44] <nick> i'll put up an ad in my local convenience store window
[02:27:37] <Gravis> nick: nah, just advertise in tandem with ransomware. that's sure to bring in a few customers. ;)
[02:29:36] <nick> well ransomware is a proven business model, got to create that demand to supply
[02:31:36] <SirFinkus> maybe SN should try it
[02:31:42] <SirFinkus> include a folding bot too
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[02:37:21] <crutchy> maybe SN could include a f@h javascript in its home page :p
[02:37:53] <crutchy> a lot of other websites put useless cpu-hogging scripts. at least ours would be for a good cause
[02:42:15] <SirFinkus> need to those cpu cycles for all the webfonts and share on facebook buttons
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[02:47:20] <Gravis> SirFinkus: or you could just create a system where people willingly give you the cycles
[02:47:40] <crutchy> by killing all the bad people right?
[02:48:09] <SirFinkus> I actually have a warehouse full of chinese slaves with abacuses folding right now
[02:48:27] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[02:48:28] <Sprinkles> ^ 03The Deleted Social Experiment -- h3h3 reaction video - YouTube
[02:48:33] <Gravis> SirFinkus: doesn't count
[02:48:47] <SirFinkus> they have pretty fast fingers Gravis, they count very quickly
[02:49:06] <Gravis> SirFinkus: not fast enough
[02:50:26] <Gravis> SirFinkus: also, they have shit wifi because of all the smog
[02:50:55] <crutchy> or they developing the best wifi because they need to bust through the smog
[03:51:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Attempt to Steal $1 Billion From a Bangladesh Account at Federal Reserve Netted $80 Million - http://sylnt.us - thats-a-lot-of-zeros
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[04:56:11] <Runaway1956> Little payback now and then is good - http://kurdishdailynews.org
[04:56:13] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Turkish soldiers flee their positions upon raid by Kurdish forces ? KURDISH DAILY NEWS
[05:00:58] <takyon> Long live Kurdistan!
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[05:23:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Serious Sam 1' Engine Released As Open Source - http://sylnt.us - playtime
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[05:30:07] <Bytram|away> !uid
[05:30:07] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6156, owned by Burz
[05:31:04] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram|away o/
[05:31:06] * exec single-handedly offers a DD cup of male tears to Bytram|away
[05:31:52] * Bytram|away wavs g'night to crutchy
[05:31:56] <Bytram|away> ~weather crutchy
[05:31:57] <exec> 10Traralgon VIC - currently 78°F / 26°C, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 9 mph, humidity 63% - Sunday cloudy (60°F:76°F / 16°C:24°C), Monday partly cloudy (60°F:74°F / 16°C:23°C), Tuesday scattered showers (58°F:67°F / 14°C:19°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (58°F:78°F / 14°C:26°C)
[05:32:00] <Bytram|away> ~weather boston
[05:32:02] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 50°F / 10°C, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 14 mph, humidity 57% - Saturday cloudy (44°F:57°F / 7°C:14°C), Sunday mostly sunny (37°F:57°F / 3°C:14°C), Monday scattered showers (40°F:42°F / 4°C:6°C), Tuesday rain (43°F:49°F / 6°C:9°C)
[05:32:03] <Bytram|away> ~weather portland me
[05:32:05] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 43°F / 6°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 6 mph, humidity 49% - Saturday partly cloudy (36°F:48°F / 2°C:9°C), Sunday mostly sunny (28°F:55°F / -2°C:13°C), Monday cloudy (35°F:39°F / 2°C:4°C), Tuesday rain (38°F:43°F / 3°C:6°C)
[05:32:07] <Bytram|away> ~weather presqueisle
[05:32:08] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 42°F / 6°C, cloudy, wind W at 10 mph, humidity 60% - Saturday cloudy (30°F:40°F / -1°C:4°C), Sunday cloudy (14°F:35°F / -10°C:2°C), Monday mostly cloudy (26°F:39°F / -3°C:4°C), Tuesday rain and snow (32°F:38°F / 0°C:3°C)
[05:40:54] <julian> We get temperatures in F and C but only imperial units for wind speed
[05:41:11] <julian> I demand m/s
[05:43:19] <takyon> serious business
[05:43:32] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[05:43:33] <Sprinkles> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: Adult Coloring Books are Big Business
[05:49:05] <crutchy> takyon, i can vouch for that
[05:49:13] <crutchy> i have nfi how much my wife spends on that shit
[05:50:31] <crutchy> julian, that is a major problem. you should take it up with the bot developer
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[06:50:55] <julian> So is there no distro without systemd that has a package manager with large repo and a network installer?
[06:54:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Walt Whitman Letter Found in National Archives - http://sylnt.us - penned-by-a-friend
[06:56:10] <crutchy> you can remove systemd from distros like debian, but you lose a lot of goodies
[06:57:42] <chromas> arch has no-systemd packages in the aur
[06:57:47] <chromas> systemd++
[06:57:47] <Bender> karma - systemd: -27
[06:58:55] * crutchy blames dbus
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[07:05:55] <julian> It seems to be the future the Linux community has chosen. If you want out in the long term the only option seems to leave Linux for another OS
[07:06:20] <julian> I've not actually had any problems from systemd, although philosophically and politically it's worrisome
[07:11:38] <Runaway1956> systemd--
[07:11:38] <Bender> karma - systemd: -28
[07:14:54] <chromas> could always get together with some other nerds and make a systemd-free distro
[07:15:12] <chromas> especially one not based on debian ;)
[07:16:19] <chromas> Soylux
[07:21:25] <julian> I like Debian, I've been using it for almost 10 years. And it has a lot of infrastructure and documentation which would be a shame to leave behind
[07:22:36] <julian> They do just a couple things that annoy me: the Iceweasel/Firefox nonsense and a pathological need to fiddle with every package's defaults
[07:24:15] <chromas> and their laziness
[07:24:46] <chromas> "systemd units are great because we make shitty init scripts we're too lazy to fix"
[07:24:48] <Runaway1956> systemd free debian - https://devuan.org
[07:24:49] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Devuan GNU/Linux - Debian without systemd.
[07:25:23] <Runaway1956> I've not installed it, so I can't really vouch for it, but it's a fork of Debian, without systemd
[07:29:06] <Runaway1956> Libruls are violent people - http://www.reuters.com
[07:29:07] <Sprinkles> ^ 03New disturbance at Trump rally as crucial Republican contests near| Reuters
[07:29:29] <Runaway1956> Ain't nobody attacking Sanders of Clinton rallies
[07:29:38] <Runaway1956> s/or
[07:38:13] <Runaway1956> some humorous wildlife phtography, if you're into that kind of thing - http://edition.cnn.com
[07:38:14] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Photographic proof that animals are funnier than humans - CNN.com
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[08:55:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hillary Clinton "Misspoke" When Crediting Reagans With Starting "National Conversation" on HIV/AIDS - http://sylnt.us - revisionism
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[09:21:24] <chromas> welcome back to the internet, sir
[09:21:42] <chromas> haven't seen you all year long
[09:56:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TP-LINK Won't Sell Reprogrammable Routers in U.S., Blames FCC Firmware Rules - http://sylnt.us - apparently-we-don't-own-the-hardware
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[10:00:22] <Runaway1956> Canadian cops don't mess around - they intend to get the terr'ists!
[10:00:27] <Runaway1956> http://www.ctvnews.ca
[10:00:28] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Barrie, Ont. teen arrested for repeatedly skipping class | CTV News ( http://www.ctvnews.ca )
[10:00:52] <chromas> Did they chain him to his desk or is he still missing class?
[10:01:50] <Runaway1956> It's a she - you can't chain women up - women's lib and all that
[10:02:39] <chromas> and they arrested her? that right there is sexual her ass ment
[10:02:50] <chromas> mint
[10:03:18] <Runaway1956> Dunno - not enough details - doesn't say whether half a dozen huge hairy apes arrested her, of they sent a woman to do it
[10:03:54] <Runaway1956> Probably trying to protect a juvenile delinquent's identity or something
[10:05:28] <chromas> They sent a female officer but they got to arguing and ended up scissoring in the back seat of the cruiser
[10:06:21] <Runaway1956> arguing about who gets on top?
[10:06:51] <Runaway1956> that's what happens when you send a bull dyke to arrest a juvie dike
[10:07:18] <chromas> I read it was initially about cup size
[10:07:40] <Runaway1956> Oh - two girls and a cup
[10:08:42] * chromas looks at the dust clusters in his computer machine and begins to consider the possibility of thinking about possibly looking at some air filters
[10:09:31] <crutchy> make them really loud. it will make it look like you have a moar powerful computer :p
[10:09:45] <chromas> I wonder how well water works as a dust filter
[10:09:45] <Runaway1956> Damned air filters - I've got an industrial quality, Dayton brand 70 cfm fan with a filter which has been sitting on a shelf forever
[10:09:53] <chromas> Giant dust bong
[10:10:13] <crutchy> light it up
[10:10:24] <Runaway1956> Well, you can get one of those rainbow vacuum cleaners, and stick the exhaust inside your computer
[10:10:43] <crutchy> just don't name your computer OfficerDoofy
[10:10:58] <chromas> I'm thinking of just general house-wide air filtration
[10:11:05] <Runaway1956> name your computer? I just accept default domain names
[10:11:49] <Runaway1956> Just think - when your computer grows up, and resents his name, he'll kick your ass
[10:12:08] <Runaway1956> Accept default domain names, and you can blame it on his mother
[10:12:14] <chromas> "why'd you name me 'localhost' dad?"
[10:12:22] <crutchy> the vacuum will keep it happy
[10:12:30] <chromas> that sucks
[10:12:33] <Runaway1956> "localhost" is a girl's name
[10:13:09] * chromas generally uses rude names like Fisti or cuntspark
[10:13:33] <Runaway1956> chromas is a rude person
[10:13:58] <Runaway1956> "fuckbabe" is a nicer sounding name, IMO
[10:17:01] <crutchy> faphost
[10:18:52] <Runaway1956> Yet another "man in Florida" joke - with deadly consequences
[10:18:58] <Runaway1956> http://www.nbcnews.com
[10:18:58] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Hillsborough County Sheriff's Deputy John Kotfila Killed by Wrong-Way Driver - NBC News
[10:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:19:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2349
[10:20:12] * Runaway1956 thinks TMB resembles an old stained coffee cup
[10:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> this would not be inaccurate
[10:21:48] <Runaway1956> some of my best friends are old stained coffee cups
[10:22:03] <Runaway1956> They'll go that "extra mile" with you, and no complaining
[10:22:17] <crutchy> coffee++ # last one before bed
[10:22:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2350
[10:24:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy++ # braving insomnia for the sake of his tastebuds
[10:24:28] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 198
[10:25:47] <chromas> poor tastebuds
[10:26:44] <Runaway1956> fuck tastebuds - in the face
[10:27:10] <crutchy> Runaway1956, s/$/ - in the face/
[10:27:12] <exec> <crutchy> <Runaway1956> fuck tastebuds - in the face - in the face
[10:27:39] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[10:27:40] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Asdf Movie 6 - Im Going To Punch Your Face, In The Face - YouTube
[10:33:46] * Runaway1956 increases his vocabulary with mitzvah
[10:33:52] <Runaway1956> http://www.jpost.com
[10:33:52] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Chief Rabbi Yosef: If a terrorist is trying to commit an attack it is a mitzvah to kill him - Arab-Israeli Conflict - Jerusalem Post
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[10:39:08] <Runaway1956> What is your worst experience with a pothole? http://www.china.org.cn
[10:39:09] <Sprinkles> ^ 033 injured after road cave-in swallows bus- China.org.cn
[10:40:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> woke up with this stuck in my head: https://www.youtube.com
[10:40:12] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Little Feat - Dixie Chicken - YouTube
[10:42:16] <Runaway1956> be glad this wasn't stuck in your head http://www.knifecollector.net
[10:42:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, got a friend out in OK with one of those.
[10:44:11] <Runaway1956> The real thing, or some replica that looks like a tomahawk? Oklahoma would be the place to find the real thing!
[10:46:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it was made by a paleface smith not a wagon burnin injun but one head splitter is much the same as another
[10:52:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> iron working was brought over with the smallpox blankets anyway so if it's not made out of copper or flint it's not gonna be _really_ authentic
[10:54:17] <chromas> you, sir, are a racist and a liar!
[10:54:28] <chromas> injuns can't appropriate culture!
[10:54:41] <crutchy> or fire!
[10:54:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> we can if we want. stop telling us what we can do, racist white devil!
[10:55:19] * crutchy checks chromas' privelige... and gets a whif of dogfart
[10:57:16] * TheMightyBuzzard appropriates some naked pictures of white womens
[10:58:14] <chromas> ~g'day >action culturally appropriates from
[10:58:15] <exec> added to actions
[10:59:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole little feat. https://www.youtube.com
[10:59:47] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Little Feat "Willin" With Lyrics on screen... - YouTube
[11:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima go fishin in a lil bit
[12:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ And if you give me-eeeee / adderall, coffee, and pie / and you fuck off and di-ie / then i'll be willin / to be codin ♫
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[12:50:57] <Bytram> ~time x
[12:50:59] <exec> Sunday, 13 March 2016 @ 12:50 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[12:57:30] <Bytram> ~fight
[12:57:31] <exec> oi! why don't ya choke on some pig vomit, ya vagina!
[12:57:41] <Bytram> ~fight Unicef UNICEF
[12:57:43] <exec> oi! why don't ya choke on some pig vomit, ya vagina!
[13:29:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rare Walt Whitman Letter Found in National Archives - http://sylnt.us - penned-by-a-friend || Children to Parents: 'Don't Post About me on Facebook Without Asking me' - http://sylnt.us - let-me-see-YOUR-baby-pictures
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[14:17:27] <Bytram|away> time to go to work... have a great day everyone!
[14:17:38] <Bytram|away> ~folding-rank
[14:17:40] <exec> 071725
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[15:00:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AlphaGo Cements Dominance Over Humanity, Wins Best-Out-of-5 Against Go Champion - http://sylnt.us - will-they-call-the-next-release-BetaGo?
[15:58:54] <Runaway1956> If TheMightyBuzzard brings fish back for lunch, should we vote to change his name to KingFisher?
[15:59:16] <Runaway1956> TheMightyKingFisher
[17:02:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Adult Coloring Books are Big Business - http://sylnt.us - needs-more-than-8-crayons
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[18:06:19] <cmn32480> !uid
[18:06:19] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6156, owned by Burz
[18:07:21] <Gravis> nick: this is exactly what i'm talking about: https://soylentnews.org
[18:07:22] <Sprinkles> ^ 03SN comment by [02JoeMerchant (3937)] (02Score:4, Interesting)
[18:33:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Solution to the 'Ethical Dilemma' of Male Chick Culling - http://sylnt.us - better-than-a-hammer
[18:35:52] <alexbst> !myuid
[18:35:55] <alexbst> gah
[18:37:49] <Subsentient> $burrito alexbst
[18:37:49] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at alexbst
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[18:55:49] <alexbst> I'm already sick with swiss mountain fue
[18:55:51] <alexbst> flue, gah
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[19:52:54] <Runaway1956> Yet another email from a Cruzboi, asking for money to defeat Trump. And, there's no way the Secret Service would let me get close enough to bitch slap Cruz back to Florida, or Cuba, or wherever
[19:54:23] <Runaway1956> I hit "reply" and typed "drop dead, ya fucking libersl!" then hit "send"
[19:55:10] <Runaway1956> And, three minutes later, the letter hasn't been sent - "oops, a server error occurred"
[19:55:21] <Runaway1956> i know it's the NSA
[19:59:02] <Runaway1956> Maybe I'll just take a nap, so that I'm rested when the Secret Service knocks on my door
[19:59:51] <chromas> Are you printing money?
[20:00:33] <Runaway1956> No, look ^ - a librul minded person might conclude that I've threatened a presidential candidate
[20:01:52] <Runaway1956> If I were to counterfeit money, it would probably be bitcoins - $US aren't worth enough to justify printing
[20:04:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OTR in Pidgin, ChatSecure, Adium etc compromised due to critical bug in libotr - http://sylnt.us - update-again
[20:19:13] <Runaway1956> You just never know what those Canucks are going to do next - https://soylentnews.org
[20:19:15] <Sprinkles> ^ 03SN Submission by Runaway1956: "Heart on a chip"
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[21:28:13] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy Update script is in place
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[22:05:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - VPN Provider's No-Logging Claims Tested in FBI Case - http://sylnt.us - for-the-love-of-being-anonymous
[23:23:06] <Gravis> strangely controversial: https://soylentnews.org
[23:23:07] <Sprinkles> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2, Insightful)
[23:37:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - South Africa Maps HPC Future as SKA Plans Take Shape - http://sylnt.us - they-aren't-talking-reggae
[23:37:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, stop saying things i agree with or we're going to take your troll card away.