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[00:16:34] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $697
[00:17:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - @DeepDrumpf Twitter Bot Mimics the Donald - http://sylnt.us - ai-parody-personalities-for-all
[00:51:26] <Tramtrist> wow .. sql for linux
[00:51:30] <Tramtrist> brave new world
[01:12:01] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:12:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was some quality nappage
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[01:21:49] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[01:25:56] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[01:25:58] <exec> 072003
[01:26:07] <SirFinkus> damn, almost broke 2k
[01:26:40] <Tramtrist> would kill for a nap
[01:26:50] <SirFinkus> why can't you take one?
[01:26:52] <Tramtrist> drank a few too many beers
[01:26:55] <Tramtrist> last night
[01:27:00] <Tramtrist> at work
[01:27:08] <Tramtrist> dont think my colleagues would apprecaite it
[01:27:10] <SirFinkus> so, kill your boss and take a nape
[01:27:16] <SirFinkus> and your colleagues
[01:27:23] <Tramtrist> hah
[01:27:51] <SirFinkus> I find it disturbing that you'd kill for a nap, but you won't risk getting fired
[01:28:04] <SirFinkus> that's some psychopath shit
[01:28:08] * SirFinkus eyes Tramtrist
[01:28:40] <Tramtrist> good ponit
[01:28:54] <Tramtrist> i should stop talking
[01:29:32] <SirFinkus> don't do that
[01:29:40] <SirFinkus> I need evidence
[01:31:15] <SirFinkus> I'm here to learn from you
[01:31:28] <SirFinkus> it's up for you to decide whether I'm qualified enough to do that
[01:48:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toyota Unveils Wooden EV Roadster Concept - http://sylnt.us - retro-chic
[01:59:56] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:07:59] <Bytram> !uid
[02:07:59] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6149, owned by antam
[02:08:06] <Bytram> ~folding-rank
[02:08:08] <exec> 072003
[02:08:11] <Bytram> !woop
[02:08:11] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[02:08:16] <Bytram> ALMOST to the next page
[02:18:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Email Pioneer Ray Tomlinson Dead at 74 - http://sylnt.us - rest@peace
[02:31:07] <mythterj> Was there a change on the site that caused posts below a current threshold to be not clickable?
[02:37:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> mythterj, now that i know of and i would know.
[02:37:46] <SirFinkus> not that I'm aware of, seems to be working for me
[02:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> example?
[02:39:02] <mythterj> Think I had a memory starved situation, on a linux machine. Seems cleared now.
[02:39:49] <mythterj> It would just say "beneath your current threshhold", without a count and without the word "replies".
[02:41:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, weird
[02:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky_bugs++
[02:41:31] <Bender> karma - funky_bugs: 1
[02:42:08] <mythterj> Pick a randdom story, then click the SoylentNews icon to get back to the main page.
[02:42:23] <mythterj> Then I clicked that icon again.
[02:42:51] <mythterj> And I got a whole bunch of consecutive Read More...
[02:43:09] <mythterj> with no story titles. and no story.
[02:43:24] <mythterj> Think I will switch browsers for a while.
[02:44:11] <SirFinkus> what browser?
[02:44:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i think sumpin be wrong on your end. cannot reproduce.
[02:44:43] <mythterj> Chrome. Not happening with FF now.
[02:45:18] <mythterj> When I watch long videos in YouTube in chrome I often get a memory leak.
[02:45:22] <SirFinkus> no weird browser plugins? noscript, sylish etc?
[02:46:34] <mythterj> Just Ublock and Flash control.
[02:48:03] <mythterj> Cleared cache, Now can't replicate. I think its Beer O'clock.
[02:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like a bug fix if i ever heard one
[02:54:53] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:54:53] <webscale> ^ 03Flying blind: F-35's radar software fails in the air • The Register
[02:57:00] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[02:57:00] <webscale> ^ 03The God Shiva Is Honored At A Festival In Nepal With Bonfires ... And Marijuana : Goats and Soda : NPR
[03:04:24] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[03:04:26] <exec> 071998
[03:04:47] <Runaway1956> We just broke the big 2000 barrier that everyone's been waiting for
[03:05:30] <Runaway1956> http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[03:05:31] <webscale> ^ 03Folding @ Home Teams Overall Rank - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[03:05:40] <Runaway1956> We're at the bottom of the page, on page 20
[03:13:04] <nick> yay!
[03:25:21] <Runaway1956> We've always been at war with Eurasia - https://www.rt.com
[03:25:22] <webscale> ^ 03U.S. wants to revive terror scare in order to keep up the terror war industry - FBI whistleblower RT — SophieCo
[03:26:02] <Runaway1956> Half hour video, I can't watch the rest of it because it's time to go, but it starts out great
[03:32:54] <takyon> not a surprise if true
[03:33:15] <takyon> most of the FBI terror plots are blatant entrapment of the mentally ill
[03:37:43] * Subsentient coats the entire channel in peanut butter
[03:40:05] * SirFinkus begins licking the peanut butter off
[03:46:00] <Subsentient> $burrito Gravis
[03:46:00] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Gravis
[03:46:05] <Subsentient> Best part is, he can't see it.
[03:46:13] * Deucalion feels ill
[03:47:46] <Subsentient> $burrito Deucalion
[03:47:46] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Deucalion
[03:47:50] <Subsentient> Does that help?
[03:49:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World's Oldest Chameleon Found in Amber Fossil - http://sylnt.us - lizard-king
[03:59:06] <SirFinkus> it rubs the lotion on its skin whenever it's told
[03:59:18] <Tramtrist> true story
[03:59:22] <SirFinkus> it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again
[03:59:34] <SirFinkus> PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET
[04:00:00] <SirFinkus> *put the fucking lotion in the basket
[04:03:11] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[04:03:12] <webscale> ^ 03Google patches remote execution flaws in Android | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[04:13:37] <Tramtrist> hate it when they do that
[04:13:46] <Tramtrist> another way to root your phone lost
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[04:29:11] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Aphrodite
[04:47:49] <SirFinkus> buffalo bill has an awesome basement
[04:47:52] <SirFinkus> I want one like that
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[05:01:22] <SirFinkus> next milestone is 1200
[05:07:54] <SirFinkus> we'll get detailed user stats then, as long as we've advanced 5 places in the past 24 hours
[05:08:10] <Tramtrist> nice
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[05:30:39] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[05:33:51] * Tramtrist yawns
[05:34:06] <Bytram|away> ~folding-stats
[05:34:18] <Bytram|away> ~folding-rank
[05:34:20] <exec> 071998
[05:34:26] <Bytram|away> !woop
[05:34:26] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[05:34:35] <Tramtrist> what means this folding rank
[05:34:44] * Bytram|away notes that our F@H team is now in the Top 2000!
[05:35:21] <Bytram|away> Tramtrist: https://soylentnews.org
[05:35:22] <webscale> ^ 03SN comment by [02martyb (76)] (02Score:2)
[05:37:15] <Bytram|away> do note that we have advanced considerably since that comment was posted.
[05:37:26] <Bytram|away> Our current placement can be seen here: http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[05:37:26] <webscale> ^✓ 03Folding @ Home Teams Overall Rank - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[05:38:51] <Bytram|away> next update is in about 25 minutes and I expect we'll be at about 1991 or so.
[05:40:14] <Tramtrist> nice
[05:42:42] <Bytram|away> so, there is some "gamification" of some serious computing going on -- an attempt to understand how proteins fold in an effort to help find a cure for, say, Huntington's Disease.
[05:44:26] <Bytram|away> Are you familiar with Richard Lederer?
[05:44:56] <Bytram|away> https://en.wikipedia.org
[05:44:57] <webscale> ^ 03Wiki: Richard Lederer
[05:45:16] <Bytram|away> I have a signed copy of his book: "Get Thee to a Punnery" =)
[05:45:40] <Bytram|away> as well as an (alas, unsigned) copy of "Anguished English"
[05:46:15] <Bytram|away> oh, and as a bored child, I'd look up a word in the dictionary and then discover I just spent 45 minutes *reading* it for pleasure!
[05:50:12] <chromas> NERRRRDDD!!
[06:05:53] <JamesNZ> nerds++
[06:05:53] <Bender> karma - nerds: 4
[06:21:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uncle Sam's Boffins Stumble Upon Battery Storage Holy Grail - http://sylnt.us - perpetual-battery-innovation
[06:24:45] <Tramtrist> perpetual battery
[06:47:09] <crutchy> perpetual assault and battery
[06:48:45] <crutchy> too bloody hot
[06:48:49] <crutchy> ~weather
[06:48:50] <exec> 04Traralgon VIC - currently 31°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 26 km/h, humidity 47% - Tuesday partly cloudy (21°C:32°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (19°C:36°C), Thursday showers (18°C:24°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (19°C:32°C)
[06:49:11] <crutchy> humidity 47% my butthole
[06:49:29] <crutchy> feels like 300%
[06:51:38] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[06:51:40] <exec> 071995
[06:53:29] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard, you still up?
[06:53:57] <SirFinkus> Runaway1956 too
[06:55:15] <SirFinkus> got a butthurt journal entry for you guys https://soylentnews.org
[06:55:16] <webscale> ^ 03SN comment by [02melikamp (1886)] (02Score:2)
[06:59:19] <SirFinkus> I will note that Runaway1956 is "not as much of an ass as Eth(anol-fueled)"
[07:02:50] <crutchy> http://www.wired.com
[07:02:50] <webscale> ^ 03Microsoft Will Bring Its SQL Database Software to Linux | WIRED
[07:02:55] <crutchy> haha
[07:03:02] <crutchy> bahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[07:03:15] * crutchy wipes tears
[07:05:45] <crutchy> SirFinkus, there are quite a few liberal nazis on SN who would like nothing more than go go full hitler on anyone that disagrees with them
[07:05:57] <crutchy> s/go/to/
[07:05:59] <exec> <crutchy> SirFinkus, there are quite a few liberal nazis on SN who would like nothing more than to go full hitler on anyone that disagrees with them
[07:06:02] <SirFinkus> I know
[07:06:11] <SirFinkus> this might surprise you, but I actually browse the site
[07:06:50] <crutchy> what's special about the comment you linked?
[07:06:50] <SirFinkus> sometimes several times a day!
[07:07:02] <crutchy> hehe you probably browser more than i do :p
[07:07:10] <crutchy> s/er/r/
[07:07:12] <exec> <crutchy> hehe you probably browsr more than i do :p
[07:07:12] <SirFinkus> nothing really, just know tmb and runaway like replying to those types of things
[07:07:21] <crutchy> ah
[07:07:22] <SirFinkus> tmb espeically
[07:07:24] <crutchy> fair enough :p
[07:07:25] <SirFinkus> that'll make his day
[07:08:45] <crutchy> ~folding-rank
[07:08:47] <exec> 071995
[07:08:54] <crutchy> party like its 1995!
[07:09:06] * SirFinkus barely remembers 1995
[07:09:08] <crutchy> unfortunately i'm still in blasphemy
[07:09:34] <crutchy> my work pyewta still crunching a big finite element model and its too damn hot at home to have cpu/gpu wound up
[07:13:19] <SirFinkus> LAZY
[07:13:29] <SirFinkus> you don't care about diseased people
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[07:42:44] <jasassin> sup faggits?
[07:43:33] <jasassin> this one time at bandit camp takyons minion played a skin flute and it portaled me on top of some roof i couldn't get down from
[07:44:01] <crutchy> aye focker!
[07:44:11] <jasassin> oh my goodness crutch
[07:44:14] <jasassin> you old bastard
[07:44:20] <jasassin> do you really use crutches?
[07:44:58] <crutchy> nah its related to the massive dong between my legs
[07:45:18] <jasassin> yeah... with a hog like that who needs a crutch
[07:45:24] <jasassin> jeez laweeez
[07:46:40] <jasassin> every time you turn around you are knocking small desk lamps off the tables and shit
[07:46:49] <jasassin> put that thing away before you injure someone
[07:47:08] <SirFinkus> new markov chain bot?
[07:47:18] <jasassin> sir stinkus
[07:47:23] <crutchy> hope so. its awesome :D
[07:47:25] <SirFinkus> wouldn't be shocked if that was the output if someone put irc logs in it
[07:47:26] <jasassin> sir stinky butthole
[07:47:35] <SirFinkus> buttholes tend to be stinky
[07:47:41] <crutchy> even ciri isn't that upgraded
[07:47:43] <jasassin> not if you wash it
[07:47:46] <SirFinkus> you can clean it out if you like
[07:47:57] <jasassin> my buttholle smells like dial antibactiarl soap
[07:47:58] <jasassin> so fuckyou
[07:48:23] <SirFinkus> you really should only be using that externaly
[07:48:36] <jasassin> your butthole looks like a gungle with knots in it that donkey kong jr can climb up... not my fault
[07:48:46] <SirFinkus> you'll get prolapses if you keep putting things up there
[07:49:00] <jasassin> ha ha
[07:49:00] <crutchy> SirFinkus, is your butthole on show?
[07:49:04] <jasassin> my jokes funny
[07:49:08] <jasassin> you joke lame
[07:49:19] <SirFinkus> my ass is in shocking shape, but my asshole is abnormally long
[07:49:22] <jasassin> you like panda that sneezes and scares your own ballsack
[07:49:40] <SirFinkus> that doesn't even make sense
[07:49:44] <jasassin> how does that work?
[07:49:46] <jasassin> join the club
[07:49:48] <crutchy> you have balls. i like balls
[07:49:53] <jasassin> we are two motherfukcers that make no sense
[07:50:05] <jasassin> but hey
[07:50:06] <crutchy> i like your balls
[07:50:09] <SirFinkus> difference is I only fuck other people's mothers
[07:50:21] <jasassin> what does that even mean?
[07:50:25] <jasassin> hahahahahhahahahahahahahha
[07:50:51] <crutchy> it means yo mama is so phat she was fooly sick and spewed all over your cock
[07:51:03] <jasassin> so you are saying you are aiming for that caitlin jenner or whatever his/her name is?
[07:51:05] <jasassin> hahahahaha
[07:51:09] <jasassin> yeah go for it
[07:51:36] <jasassin> what does that even mean?
[07:51:46] <jasassin> kaitlen jenner?
[07:52:04] <jasassin> some kind of joke about transvestities?
[07:52:09] <jasassin> or something like that
[07:52:10] <jasassin> cmon
[07:52:15] <jasassin> you guys can do better than that
[07:52:53] <jasassin> i am the almighty bungholio
[07:53:00] <crutchy> yo mama is so fat her zipper has its own zip code
[07:53:06] <jasassin> lame
[07:53:25] <jasassin> your momma is so black the made a sign that says her life matters
[07:53:30] <SirFinkus> your mother said the same thing, unfortunately it's like trying to park a massive cock in a hallway
[07:53:44] <SirFinkus> or several in your mother's case
[07:54:25] <jasassin> your momma so black she named you chocolate becuase she wasn't sure with all the men she banged what colored baby she would get
[07:54:42] <crutchy> yo mama is so black she had to put up signs to help you find her bunghole
[07:56:48] <jasassin> you momma so stupid ethanol-fueld is your daddy with 25 other kids
[07:57:35] <SirFinkus> fucked by ef AND 25 kids? good lord crutch, your mother is a whore
[07:57:43] <jasassin> yes
[07:57:55] <jasassin> bitch needs church immediately
[07:57:58] <jasassin> stat
[07:58:08] <jasassin> somebody get that fat bitch some church stat
[07:58:08] <crutchy> nah that's pretty smart. imagine how much monies she would get from da gub'mint
[07:58:09] <SirFinkus> Australia is a land forsaken by god
[07:58:39] <jasassin> austrailia i wont fuck with them
[07:58:46] <crutchy> thank god for that. otherwise we would be a fucked as the rest of the world
[07:58:47] <jasassin> they got those tribes and shit
[07:58:59] <jasassin> hey guys let me tell you about autraila
[07:59:03] <SirFinkus> the "shit" is what you need to worry about
[07:59:08] <crutchy> our niggers don't use guns. they throw spears n shit
[07:59:17] <crutchy> and drink petrol
[07:59:25] <jasassin> what is the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pygmies?
[07:59:38] <SirFinkus> crutchy dropping nbombs? a little early for that
[07:59:39] <jasassin> one is a group of cunning runts
[08:00:18] <crutchy> its after dinner time here :p
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[08:03:10] <jasassin> yes good
[08:03:36] <jasassin> so i saw this post from ac on soylent about him meeting lennaart pottering in a fucking grocery store
[08:03:42] <jasassin> do you belive it is for real?
[08:03:50] <SirFinkus> that's old copypasta
[08:04:10] <jasassin> so theres no lennart pottering giving shit to people in the grocery store?
[08:04:49] <SirFinkus> I think it's from /mu/
[08:04:53] <jasassin> just wonder just asking
[08:05:01] <jasassin> i dont know what the fuck /mu/ is
[08:05:05] <SirFinkus> ok
[08:05:09] <jasassin> but thank hyou for at least responding
[08:05:32] <SirFinkus> forgot which musician is usually in place of lennart
[08:05:37] <crutchy> i met lennart poettering once. i fucked him up the arse and systemd leaked out
[08:05:47] <jasassin> hey man
[08:05:51] <jasassin> no need for that
[08:05:56] <jasassin> i heard from what i read
[08:05:59] <jasassin> i never met him
[08:06:00] <SirFinkus> it's "ass" crutchy
[08:06:10] <jasassin> he's scary magic mushroom ass crazy
[08:06:12] <jasassin> irl
[08:06:16] <crutchy> real men say arse
[08:06:33] <jasassin> i ate some shrooms and i went out in public but i dont think i would do the things he did
[08:06:33] <SirFinkus> John Cleese says it's "ass", it's ass
[08:06:40] <jasassin> but sometimes people say i've done worse
[08:06:47] <crutchy> john cleese is an ass
[08:06:48] <jasassin> but he just seems like an ultimatie dick
[08:06:51] <jasassin> but so am i
[08:06:55] <jasassin> maybe we could hang out
[08:07:03] <jasassin> i'll hang out with that fucking lennart guy
[08:07:18] <jasassin> give him some more tips on how to fuck shit up
[08:07:43] <crutchy> john cleese was the worse part of monty python
[08:07:51] <jasassin> he was coming out of the grocery store stealing 12 boxes of tofu
[08:08:05] <jasassin> who the fuck steals tofu?
[08:08:12] <jasassin> fuck john cleese
[08:08:24] <SirFinkus> you don't even know when to use worse vs worst, I don't trust your opinion on ass
[08:08:32] <jasassin> monty python is overrated birtish gobbledygood
[08:08:59] <jasassin> well if you think monty python is the epitome of comedy
[08:09:07] <SirFinkus> overrated, but the good sketches are great
[08:09:11] <jasassin> yada yada like 500 year old lame jokes
[08:09:13] <jasassin> its lame
[08:09:25] <jasassin> i'll give them a handfull
[08:09:28] <jasassin> i'll give them props
[08:09:31] <jasassin> ok
[08:09:36] <jasassin> prop number 1
[08:09:50] * SirFinkus hopes for a carrot top joke
[08:09:53] <crutchy> donald trump looks like the alien facehugger
[08:10:00] <jasassin> when the dood was going over the bridge and he said blue... no yellow... bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh and he flew off the pit
[08:10:13] <jasassin> that whole seen with the questions and flying off the bridge into the pit
[08:10:14] <jasassin> ok
[08:10:18] <jasassin> gratis
[08:10:59] <jasassin> the doods with the plants and shrubbery
[08:11:00] <jasassin> stupid
[08:11:03] <jasassin> so stupid
[08:11:05] <jasassin> no good
[08:11:22] <SirFinkus> I thought "I fart in your general direction" would be right up your ally
[08:11:27] <jasassin> yes
[08:11:28] <jasassin> YES
[08:11:30] <crutchy> the black knight was pretty good, and pretty much all of life of brian was gold
[08:11:30] <jasassin> perfect
[08:11:34] <jasassin> that is perfect
[08:11:37] <jasassin> that is priceless
[08:11:46] <crutchy> 'its only a flesh wound'
[08:11:53] <jasassin> OH MY GOD
[08:11:56] <jasassin> that is the best part
[08:11:59] <jasassin> that is the BEST
[08:12:04] <jasassin> best part of the movie
[08:12:07] <jasassin> what no its no
[08:12:10] <jasassin> no
[08:12:15] <Tramtrist> http://blogs.microsoft.com
[08:12:16] <webscale> ^ 03Announcing SQL Server on Linux - The Official Microsoft Blog
[08:12:38] <jasassin> ok so you have like 10 good parts
[08:12:46] <jasassin> but the rest the rest is bullshit
[08:12:52] <crutchy> wtf? there's chicks in the new ghostbusters!?
[08:13:03] <SirFinkus> my favorite comedian atm is Otto Peterson
[08:13:08] <SirFinkus> Danish junkie od'd
[08:13:17] <jasassin> wtf
[08:13:21] <crutchy> well i guess even ghost busters need a nice pair of tits to look at when they're working
[08:13:23] <Tramtrist> new ghostbusters is all chics
[08:13:28] <jasassin> wtf?
[08:13:31] <crutchy> it is!?
[08:13:32] <jasassin> hmmmmmmm
[08:13:32] <Tramtrist> no one will ever watch that movie
[08:13:35] <Tramtrist> no one
[08:13:40] <jasassin> hahahhahahahhaha
[08:13:48] <jasassin> sorry
[08:13:49] <Tramtrist> not a single person
[08:13:50] <jasassin> but he's write
[08:13:53] <jasassin> right
[08:13:54] <jasassin> write
[08:13:56] <jasassin> right
[08:14:04] <Tramtrist> release straight to dvd
[08:14:15] <jasassin> release straight to /dev/null
[08:14:27] <SirFinkus> Gilbert Gottfried is good too, idk why though
[08:14:37] <SirFinkus> just tells old jokes in a nasally voice
[08:14:38] <jasassin> he's good for about 2 minutes
[08:14:47] <jasassin> after that you just want to shoot him with a rifle
[08:15:19] <crutchy> fuck off! we're the people's front of judea! judean people's front..
[08:15:55] <jasassin> fuck you i smoked so much pot i dont care if you are the judanes front of the poeple1
[08:16:09] <SirFinkus> that sounds more mel brooks than python
[08:16:19] <jasassin> are you a jew?
[08:16:33] <SirFinkus> why?
[08:16:36] <jasassin> you kind look jewish sirfunkus
[08:16:40] <jasassin> i think you are a jew
[08:16:49] <SirFinkus> ok
[08:16:57] <crutchy> it's the shape of the F that gives it away
[08:16:58] <Tramtrist> chu
[08:17:01] <SirFinkus> my cock is clipped, if that's what you wanted to know
[08:17:08] <jasassin> ohhhh
[08:17:13] <jasassin> jjeez no
[08:17:15] <jasassin> tmi
[08:17:18] <jasassin> no
[08:17:30] <jasassin> just wondering if you were a jew faced bastard
[08:17:42] <SirFinkus> you were the one bragging about how your asshole smelled like dial
[08:17:48] <jasassin> yeah
[08:17:55] <jasassin> my asshole is kosher
[08:18:00] <jasassin> ya fucking heathan
[08:18:22] <crutchy> no its not. you been porking it raw
[08:18:42] <jasassin> yeah you wish. my asshole is virgin.
[08:19:08] * chromas forcloses on jasassin's house
[08:19:22] <jasassin> bought and paid for bitch
[08:19:28] <jasassin> forclose on yourself
[08:19:45] <jasassin> watch a huge cavity collapse
[08:19:48] <jasassin> stupid asshole
[08:20:06] <chromas> I will heeb your jeebies
[08:21:00] <jasassin> what i say is the truth
[08:21:07] <jasassin> it might hurt some feelings, but i never lie
[08:21:35] <jasassin> the world is what it is and im the real deal
[08:22:28] <SirFinkus> time for bed
[08:27:48] <jasassin> can anyone on here solve a rubkiks cube?
[08:28:56] <jasassin> i can
[08:29:04] <jasassin> so fuck ou
[08:29:07] <jasassin> fuckers
[08:29:11] <jasassin> fuck the fucking fuckers
[08:29:20] <jasassin> oh you
[08:29:25] <jasassin> i'll be back for you
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[08:41:24] <Subsentient> We need a new moderation option, "Amusing shitpost"
[08:41:43] <Subsentient> For stuff like Ethanol-Fueled's stuff.
[08:43:34] <chromas> (Score: 2, Ethanol-fueled)
[08:53:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - moot joins Google - http://sylnt.us - 4chan-plus
[08:54:38] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:54:39] <webscale> ^ 03THE WORLDS LARGEST GUMMY WORM EATING CHALLENGE!! Gone So Wrong! PLUS SLOW MO - YouTube
[08:54:47] <crutchy> biggest dick eating challenge lol
[09:11:04] <Subsentient> $burrito crutchy
[09:11:04] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[09:11:59] <chromas> $burrito chromas
[09:11:59] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at chromas
[09:12:16] * chromas moves that aqu4 gain more burrito sophistication :D
[09:18:56] <crutchy> 💩
[09:18:57] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[09:19:58] <JamesNZ> \o crutchy, chromas, Subsentient
[09:20:10] <Subsentient> $burrito JamesNZ
[09:20:10] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at JamesNZ
[09:20:11] <chromas> o/
[09:20:43] <JamesNZ> You know, I don't think I've ever eaten a burrito.
[09:20:50] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: Eat up!
[09:20:52] <Subsentient> $burrito JamesNZ
[09:20:52] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at JamesNZ
[09:21:30] * JamesNZ looks warily at the burrito's
[09:22:01] <crutchy> is there any such thing as a burrito that isn't rotten and nasty?
[09:22:25] <Subsentient> afk 3 min
[09:24:14] <Subsentient> back
[09:36:54] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage dgofart
[09:36:55] <exec> added to beverages
[09:37:00] <crutchy> oops
[09:37:10] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage dogfart
[09:37:11] <exec> error: beverage already exists
[09:37:16] <crutchy> just as well
[09:37:31] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage nasty, rotten burrito
[09:37:32] <exec> added to beverages
[09:37:48] <crutchy> ~g'day <beverage dgofart
[09:38:07] <crutchy> derp
[09:38:11] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[09:38:14] <exec> http://ix.io
[09:40:05] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage 04,06derp
[09:40:06] <exec> added to beverages
[09:40:20] * Subsentient farts
[09:41:00] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage black man's radio
[09:41:01] <exec> added to beverages
[09:41:19] <Subsentient> crutchy: exec is php?
[09:41:32] <crutchy> yup
[09:42:49] <Subsentient> crutchy: https://www.youtube.com
[09:42:50] <webscale> ^ 03Tool - YouTube
[09:43:41] * crutchy is more of a fear factory man
[09:44:04] <crutchy> tool is ok though
[09:46:10] <FatPhil> are they a popular beat combo?
[09:52:20] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[09:52:21] <webscale> ^ 03Fear Factory - timelessness - YouTube
[09:52:24] <crutchy> love this song
[10:07:42] <Subsentient> http://imgur.com
[10:07:42] <webscale> ^ 03Loving The New Imgur Update - GIF on Imgur
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[10:24:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Steve Ballmer Finds the Perfect Job after Microsoft - http://sylnt.us - balls-balls-balls
[10:50:01] <crutchy> ~submit https://www.youtube.com
[10:50:30] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[11:25:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake crutchy
[11:25:44] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with Santa's big, fat sack
[11:32:55] <chromas> #smake testbot
[11:32:55] * MrPlow smakes testbot upside the head with a dead smurf
[11:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh yeah...
[11:41:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:41:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2329
[11:52:24] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: how's your bot's development going?
[11:53:02] <crutchy> testbot is ded. it committed hurrycurry
[11:53:08] <crutchy> it was tama
[11:53:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty well. got the segfaults ironed out. just gotta get the transfers to perl going again and it should be more or less functional.
[11:53:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> still wanna move a bunch of the logic out of perl though. see if i can get it down to about 10MB resident or so.
[11:55:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> currently sitting at 18MB n a little change.
[11:56:07] * crutchy has nfi how fat his bot is
[11:56:13] <crutchy> probably like 300 mb
[11:56:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, think yers was running like 9MB or something cause so much of it is calls to external scripts.
[11:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> asked cmn32480 a while back
[11:57:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> may have been 14
[11:59:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write my list code as a shared library. i didn't feel like writing a makefile so i just slapped it all in with the bot code .c file.
[11:59:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> appears to be working perfectly now though so it'd be a good time to separate it so i don't break it again on accident.
[12:02:58] <crutchy> what does this htop mean? http://picpaste.com
[12:03:10] <crutchy> looks like its usin up 224m
[12:03:20] <crutchy> fatso the fat arse bot
[12:03:39] <crutchy> or maybe i'm just a dumdum that can't read htop
[12:03:46] <crutchy> (probably that)
[12:04:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> 20.9MB resident
[12:04:44] <crutchy> ah
[12:04:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> base 10 MB, mind you.
[12:05:43] <crutchy> what's the base thingy?
[12:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> tack another 14.2-ish MB on if nothing is else using the shared libraries it uses.
[12:06:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> base 10 instead of base 2
[12:06:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1000K = 1MB vs 1024K = 1MB cause i can't be arsed to count in base 2.
[12:06:45] <crutchy> oh so 10,000 kb
[12:06:46] <crutchy> yeah
[12:07:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, stupid daylight savings time is coming up in another 5 days.
[12:07:46] * crutchy wonders how much memory is being used by buckets
[12:08:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> if buckets is part of the php code, it's counted in with the RES count.
[12:09:08] <crutchy> my instance only has about 56 kb of buckets anyway
[12:09:15] <crutchy> so its mostly chub :p
[12:10:50] <crutchy> better head off to bed
[12:10:52] <crutchy> ~weather
[12:10:54] <exec> 04Traralgon VIC - currently 23°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 11 km/h, humidity 74% - Tuesday scattered showers (21°C:32°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (18°C:34°C), Thursday rain (18°C:24°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (18°C:32°C)
[12:11:03] <crutchy> fucking warm in my dogbox tonight :(
[12:11:12] <crutchy> a/c is blaring away
[12:11:24] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[12:11:26] * exec illegitimately pours a thingy of unintended consequences for #soylent
[12:12:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'night crutchy
[12:12:51] * exec presumably tosses a mighty bundle of buttleak to crutchy
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[12:23:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i could either pass this string to perl for easy splitting (since the data is going to perl anyway) or i could split it in C and save the overhead of perl doing the splitting.
[12:23:48] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Use SubStrings.
[12:23:53] <Subsentient> SubStrings.Split()
[12:24:24] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: And, you can add SubStrings to your source tree, which is what's recommended, thereby eliminating a dependency.
[12:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> Split wouldn't work if i read it right. it's gotta split only on the first two occurrences of '/' as a delimiter
[12:25:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, eh, i built it as a shared module cause i might wanna use it on several things at the same time.
[12:26:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> the whatzitUntil function would do what i'm looking for
[12:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> CopyUntil, that's it
[12:28:00] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah, might use CopyUntilC for efficiency if you need just one character as the delimiter.
[12:28:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ptr, however, is not an especially descriptive var name and i'm not sure what to give it
[12:28:30] * Subsentient checks
[12:29:37] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: https://github.com
[12:29:39] <webscale> ^ 03aqu4bot/commands.c at master · Subsentient/aqu4bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[12:29:40] <Subsentient> read that at those lines
[12:30:10] <Subsentient> It needs a pointer to pointer to const char. You declare it like that and then you give it &MyConstCharPtr
[12:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers. that should clear it up.
[12:30:15] <Subsentient> It updates MyConstChar
[12:30:20] <Subsentient> on each iteration
[12:30:45] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: The line I showed doesn't show CopyUntilC being used in a loop, but FYI that's why it's designed like that.
[12:30:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:31:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw CopyUntil being used in a loop somewhere else in the code. basically the same.
[12:31:33] <Subsentient> Rewrote the queue data structure for libcpsl around 3 times now, still haven't gotten a design I like for it.
[12:32:08] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Notice how Substrings is built as just another piece of source from inside aqu4bot's source tree: https://github.com
[12:32:08] <webscale> ^✓ 03aqu4bot/src at master · Subsentient/aqu4bot · GitHub
[12:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah. it'd be nice to be able to store multiple arbitrary data types instead of just a char array in my list.
[12:33:05] <Subsentient> You mean like a tuple?
[12:33:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. i prefer shared libs though as it's a useful enough lib that i might want to use it on several projects.
[12:33:19] <Subsentient> It's trivial to do that with libcpsl's linked lists.
[12:33:55] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You can do that if you want, but part of the design goals of SubStrings is NOT to introduce a dependency.
[12:34:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> good on yas. ima have to figure out how to do it myself though. cause i need the practice.
[12:34:18] <Subsentient> k
[12:35:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> well me and google are going to have to figure it out anyway. doesn't matter where the info comes from if i end up groking it.
[12:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe crap, i forgot to boil those eggs up last night. now i got a dozen expired eggs.
[12:36:45] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: As it turns out, I do use SubStrings on a ton of stuff, including aqu4bot, NEXUS, WZBlue, packrat, and the Omen project.
[12:37:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. would be a good argument for a shared lib, despite coding it to avoid that.
[12:37:13] <Subsentient> It's especially useful for NEXUS and aqu4bot.
[12:37:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that it adds a whole lot of size to the code but still.
[12:37:39] <Subsentient> Yeah, but I have a deep rooted hatred for dependencies that the user has to deal with.
[12:38:13] <Subsentient> Jaded by compiling my own Linux system from source and dealing with hard-to-compile useless shit like libpopt for command line argument parsing.
[12:38:18] <Subsentient> Who the FUCK needs a library for that?
[12:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, sounds like yer running a distro without uber package management and doing a lot of compiling from source.
[12:38:47] <Subsentient> Correct.
[12:39:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know the feelin. i've run slackware before it had any package management.
[12:39:17] <Subsentient> And so I have a deep appreciation of the irritation of having to download, compile, and install some tiny little library that might not want to compile, because the devs wanted to save 10 minutes of time.
[12:39:48] <Subsentient> Hence SubStrings and libcpsl (especially libcpsl) are designed to be linked statically and added to a source tree.
[12:40:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> break for nicotine time
[12:40:57] <Subsentient> kk
[12:43:22] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[12:44:21] <Bytram> !uid
[12:44:21] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6149, owned by antam
[12:44:34] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:44:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2330
[12:44:40] <Bytram> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[12:44:42] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - currently 59°F, sunny, wind S at 10 mph, humidity 77% - Tuesday partly cloudy (60°F:75°F), Wednesday cloudy (62°F:76°F), Thursday thunderstorm (60°F:73°F), Friday thunderstorm (60°F:70°F)
[12:45:02] <Bytram> nice! hope it makes it in my direction
[12:45:07] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:45:09] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 41°F, sunny, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 70% - Tuesday mostly sunny (40°F:50°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (53°F:69°F), Thursday showers (45°F:58°F), Friday partly cloudy (36°F:54°F)
[12:45:11] <Bytram> ~weather portland me
[12:45:13] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 31°F, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 4 mph, humidity 85% - Tuesday mostly sunny (35°F:48°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (42°F:58°F), Thursday rain (32°F:48°F), Friday partly cloudy (30°F:51°F)
[12:45:16] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:45:18] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 29°F, sunny, wind NW at 15 mph, humidity 73% - Tuesday partly cloudy (9°F:32°F), Wednesday rain and snow (29°F:45°F), Thursday mostly cloudy (23°F:37°F), Friday partly cloudy (18°F:41°F)
[12:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, baby. lookin at good fishin weather this week and i got my shiny new licenses to take advantage of it.
[12:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i better take advantage of it today or tomorrow though or no fooshin for me for a couple days.
[12:54:17] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[12:54:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> how'm i sposed to know DestTotalSize beforehand?
[12:55:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could just give it an arbitrarily large value that won't overflow Dest
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[12:58:55] <Bytram> does it error out if the result doesn't fit? trap, double the allocation, retry?
[13:00:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> logic of the function tells me it's just a safety check to make sure the destination char array isn't overflowed.
[13:08:26] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Which function are you referring to?
[13:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> CopyUntilC
[13:09:00] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You make desttotalsize the total number of bytes that Dest can hold without overflowing.
[13:09:08] <Subsentient> That INCLUDES the null terminator.
[13:09:17] <Subsentient> So sizeof MyCharArray is perfectly acceptable.
[13:09:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. s'what i thought. sizeof(dest - 1)
[13:09:29] <Subsentient> no
[13:10:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> really? cause that's how you do it in aqu4bot.
[13:10:18] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: sizeof dest. SubStrings functions want the TOTAL allocated size of their destinations, in bytes. If you used malloc, give it the total amount you allocated, if an array, just sizeof MyArray
[13:10:39] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: SHow me the line? I think you're getting mixed up
[13:10:46] <Subsentient> I do pointer arithmetic in aqu4bot too
[13:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[13:11:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://github.com
[13:11:22] <webscale> ^ 03aqu4bot/commands.c at master · Subsentient/aqu4bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[13:11:25] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Buffer overflows are one thing in C/C++ you do NOT want to take lightly.
[13:11:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:12:34] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Argument + 1 means we are using the second byte of Argument as the start of the destination, so sizeof(Argument) - 1 is just taking into account that we aren't using the first byte of Argument, because it has a value we want already.
[13:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, roger
[13:12:49] <Subsentient> Argument + 1 is equivalent to &Argument[1]
[13:13:14] <Subsentient> If we did sizeof(Argument), we'd have a risk of writing one byte past the known universe.
[13:14:05] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: The concatenation functions etc never care how much of the string is occupied, they just want the total holding capacity of the destination. So you never have to do "sizeof(myarray) - strlen(myarray)" or anything
[13:14:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> roger. missed the first bit
[13:14:41] <Subsentient> SubStrings is very much designed to make things easy and safe. :^)
[13:21:39] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I gotta warn you, if you ever don't know the holding capacity of your destination, you need to refactor your code, because it's extremely dangerous not to.
[13:22:03] <Subsentient> That's how code execution vulnerabilities come to be.
[13:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> well damn, i can't use / as a delimiter cause it's in my bloody host mask
[13:27:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineers Develop Flexible Skin that Traps Radar Waves, Cloaks Objects - http://sylnt.us - hiding-from-bats
[13:27:41] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You could use a sequence of characters and switch to CopyUntil().
[13:27:52] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Or even a non-zero binary value.
[13:28:10] <Subsentient> 'a' is just the numeric ASCII value of that letter.
[13:28:14] <Subsentient> It evaluates to an integer.
[13:28:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, figure i can use a \n as a delimiter cause that's not going to come through in a host mask.
[13:28:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> or anything else i receive from an irc server for that matter
[13:29:06] <Subsentient> yeah
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[13:38:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent. now for the fun bits, sending it to perl and getting an answer back.
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[14:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, bot's functioning more or less correctly. still haven't limited access to quit or reload but that's no hill for a stepper.
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[15:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i ain't been fishing in quite a while. it's about time i went.
[15:11:34] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out to terrorize teh fooshes
[15:16:38] <nick> ahoy
[15:17:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> hi
[15:17:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> How's Uruguay today?
[15:18:18] <nick> it'll be better when i manage to get some damn laundry done
[15:18:38] <nick> and a real estate agent responds to an email i sent
[15:20:24] <nick> going to investigate local hardware stores and truck dealers this afternoon
[15:24:22] <Runaway1956> Laundry is highly overrated, nick.
[15:24:42] <Runaway1956> Throw stuff at the wall - anything that don't stick is fit to wear again.
[15:25:11] <Runaway1956> Except socks - if the sock break the wall, you probably want to retire them until you find a laundry.
[15:26:03] <Runaway1956> Time to just go native. If any of the local women find you to be "offensive", then they'll volunteer to do the laundry for the poor dumb Anglo.
[15:26:42] <nick> yeah well, if i'm sitting next to you on a plane one day, i'll be sure to remind you of that ;)
[15:26:48] <Runaway1956> And, how come TheMightyBuzzard gets fooshes, and I don't?
[15:26:58] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[15:26:59] * Runaway1956 wants fooshes
[15:27:01] <exec> 071975
[15:27:23] <nick> so are we going for top-100 with this folding thing?
[15:27:28] <Runaway1956> That was a pretty good year - 1975 - out of high school, no responsibilities
[15:28:00] <Runaway1956> If you draft lots of members, and/or lots of CPUS and GPU's, then we can get in the top 100
[15:28:22] <SirFinkus> as high as we can get nick, although that's pretty unlikely I think
[15:28:26] <Runaway1956> I mean - we're competing against the likes of Google, and Microsoft, and- and - and
[15:28:32] <SirFinkus> lots of big folders
[15:28:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ASA Releases Statement on Statistical Significance and P-Values - http://sylnt.us - we-know-our-pee-value
[15:28:52] <nick> got to aim high
[15:29:01] <nick> i wasn't saying we'd get there
[15:29:04] <Runaway1956> My pee value is high . . . .
[15:29:15] <SirFinkus> shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll be among the stars
[15:29:18] * SirFinkus vomits
[15:29:37] <nick> on the 24/hr average we seem to be doing pretty good
[15:29:41] * Runaway1956 can't pee as high as the moon . . . escape velocity is a bitch
[15:29:45] <nick> but obviously a bit late to the party
[15:29:58] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[15:29:58] <webscale> ^ 03The Jefferson's Theme Song Video - YouTube
[15:30:15] <Runaway1956> ain't goin' there, SirFinkus
[15:30:29] <SirFinkus> going where?
[15:30:47] <Runaway1956> That "movin' on up" thing.
[15:30:56] <SirFinkus> we are though
[15:31:24] <Runaway1956> I thought we was just kickin' ass.
[15:31:45] <SirFinkus> nick: our next major milestone is 1200, then we'll get better stats
[15:31:47] * Runaway1956 likes to keep things simple
[15:32:01] <SirFinkus> on extremeoverclocking
[15:32:18] <nick> when i get back to the UK i intend to join the 'team'
[15:32:26] <SirFinkus> as long as we move up at least 5 places in the last 24 hours
[15:32:34] <SirFinkus> every node in the botnet helps
[15:33:44] * Runaway1956 is browsing for a GPU to replace an old 400 series GTX
[15:34:15] <Runaway1956> The wife bought a real POS for her computer, when it crapped, I gave her the old 460 or 450, whichever it was.
[15:34:35] <Runaway1956> If I got her something like a 730, I'd make a condition that I can run FAH on it.
[15:34:45] <Runaway1956> Think she'd go for it?
[15:35:02] <SirFinkus> it'd work for me
[15:35:19] <nick> i could dump it on a work server actually, i doubt anyone would notice
[15:35:34] <SirFinkus> don't do anything that will get you fired
[15:35:42] <nick> i'm unlikely to fire myself over it
[15:35:57] <SirFinkus> unless it overheats
[15:36:04] <Runaway1956> It's got to be pretty, and shiny, though. If it ain't pretty, she'll say that it can't be any good
[15:36:05] <nick> can you cap resources on it?
[15:36:22] <SirFinkus> pretty sure, I just go fullbore
[15:36:34] <Runaway1956> I don't now how to cap the GPU - easy to do with the CPU slot
[15:36:47] <nick> if it was a dedicated machine that wasn't power hungry sure
[15:37:43] * Runaway1956 has 1350 watts of power supply driving his "desktop"
[15:37:47] <nick> i can donate a couple cpu's and a dozen gb of ram probably
[15:37:49] <Runaway1956> Is that power hungry?
[15:38:15] <SirFinkus> I don't think the ram is super important, but the cpus should help
[15:38:50] <nick> being a server, it's gpu is not worth mentioning
[15:39:06] * Runaway1956 starts thinking about his one true love
[15:39:14] <nick> but if cpu is the important thing, i'm sure i can spare some processes there
[15:40:36] <nick> anyone doing FAH on an android device, is it worth it?
[15:40:44] <Runaway1956> I'm only using 4 1/2 gig of memory on the entire system. Lemme hit top to see how it breaks down.
[15:41:23] <SirFinkus> only using 17mb
[15:41:47] <Runaway1956> FAHCore_A4 using only .2 meg of memory
[15:41:59] <Runaway1956> FahCore_21 using 5.7 meg
[15:42:16] <nick> so ram is not important
[15:42:19] <Runaway1956> Different cores, different tasks, probably different results
[15:42:47] * Subsentient laughs at the noobs using so much RAM.
[15:42:53] <Runaway1956> If it wanted RAM, I have 24 gig available
[15:42:55] * Subsentient has a server with half a gig of RAM
[15:43:32] * Runaway1956 remembers the day when he WISHED he had a half gig of RAM
[15:43:42] <nick> depends on the server use really, not everything needs lots of ram
[15:43:44] <nick> but some things do
[15:44:35] <Subsentient> My IRC bot and BNC are both written in C/C++, so I don't have massive overhead, and I run apache and sshd and ftp etc, and that's it
[15:45:14] <Runaway1956> Slap any modern browser on a machine with 12/ gig of ram, and you'll bring it to it's knees.
[15:45:35] <nick> perfect opportunity to be frugal on the ram then
[15:45:36] <Runaway1956> not 12/, but 1/2
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[15:46:46] <nick> firefox is using almost a gig here for a 6 tabs of static content
[15:47:42] <Subsentient> Pale moon using 1.1GB for 9 tabs.
[15:48:25] <Runaway1956> Pale moon is what the kool kids run mostly
[15:48:29] <nick> yeah, i need pale moon on here
[15:48:37] <Gravis> nick: why are you using firefox?
[15:48:44] <nick> because im lazy
[15:48:55] <Gravis> it hasn't been good since 2010
[15:48:59] <Runaway1956> I was in the kool kids klub for awhile, haven't bothered installing it on this new install
[15:49:19] <nick> i only switched back to it recently after opera started sucking more balls than something that sucks a lot of balls
[15:49:54] <Gravis> i use chromium because it's fast and the auto syncing is nice
[15:50:00] <Runaway1956> once upon a time, i was excited about the web kit browsers - today, I am mostly disillusioned with them
[15:50:15] <nick> yeah
[15:50:34] <nick> i use a bit of everything, just done have pale moon on this laptop
[15:50:45] <nick> some work stuff still forces me on IE
[15:50:52] <Gravis> Runaway1956: what's wrong with webkit?
[15:50:59] * Runaway1956 wants the dark side of the moon, but nobody publishes it
[15:51:22] <Runaway1956> Webkit browsers are at least as memory hungry as Firefox - mostly more so
[15:51:53] <Gravis> Runaway1956: it all depends on how you tune the caching
[15:52:22] * Runaway1956 shouldn't complain, got plenty of memory
[15:53:24] <Gravis> yeah, i've got 16GB of RAM, so no real issues when it takes 4GB because i have 100+ tabs open ;)
[15:53:43] <Runaway1956> That damned pillow gets more and more insistent . . . .
[15:54:03] <Gravis> pillow?
[15:54:05] <Runaway1956> never get enough sleep on monday, so tuesday morning I'm whipped
[15:54:18] <Gravis> oh, you're just retarded
[15:54:21] <Gravis> ok
[15:54:33] * Runaway1956 works third shift
[15:54:34] <SirFinkus> I woke up 1 hour before I should have, fully rested
[15:54:38] <SirFinkus> kind of annoying
[15:56:13] <nick> i hate that
[15:58:55] <Runaway1956> Chance of rain in Arkansas - chance of tigers in Doha - http://www.aljazeera.com
[15:58:56] <webscale> ^ 03Loose tiger on the prowl in Doha - AJE News
[16:04:45] <Subsentient> <Runaway1956> never get enough sleep on monday, so tuesday morning I'm whipped
[16:04:45] <Subsentient> <Gravis> oh, you're just retarded
[16:04:45] <Subsentient> <Gravis> ok
[16:04:47] <Subsentient> WTF?
[16:04:53] <Subsentient> What is wrong with you Gravis....
[16:07:00] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[16:07:01] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[16:09:49] <nick> Gravis needs a hug
[16:10:34] <Gravis> nick: that's what he's for: i.imgur.com/erp1SCt.jpg
[16:12:44] <Subsentient> nick: Be a dear and link Gravis this one: http://i.imgur.com
[16:15:16] <Subsentient> nick: Send him that image or I'll summon the undead gerbil swarm.
[16:17:00] <nick> there's no way for me to win there
[16:17:09] <Gravis> nick: correct
[16:28:45] * nick hat tip
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[23:08:55] <paulej72> MMXVI
[23:09:19] <paulej72> MCMLXXII
[23:10:51] <nick> sup paulej72
[23:10:59] <paulej72> notin
[23:12:09] <nick> that much eh?
[23:13:14] <paulej72> yep
[23:13:34] <nick> https://www.youtube.com
[23:13:35] <webscale> ^ 03Three Trapped Tigers // BeatCast Live Series - YouTube
[23:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto. got fuck all to do until the roomie and his spawn get home.
[23:14:40] <nick> thinking it's cerveza time, wishing i had a guitar with me to jam for a while
[23:14:48] <paulej72> there is always porn the needs to be watched
[23:16:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> two outstanding ideas that i had somehow overlooked
[23:17:16] <paulej72> I have no beer, but i do have wine
[23:17:30] <chromas> wine porn and guitar porn
[23:20:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i got a bottle of elderberry wine needs drunk up before it goes bad from sitting upright in the fridge. wonder if i can drink the whole thing in 40 minutes.
[23:20:26] <paulej72> that sounds like a challenge
[23:20:34] <nick> how big is the bottle?
[23:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> regular old 750ml size
[23:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, i'm forced to use metric for wine bottles.
[23:23:53] <nick> by obama?
[23:24:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame Quebec.
[23:24:33] <nick> so still unamerican socialists
[23:24:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like blaming canada while blaming the french at the same time.
[23:25:04] <nick> you can actually buy things in metric in the US?
[23:25:14] <nick> i though there were laws against such unamerican activities
[23:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> wrenches and booze mostly
[23:25:40] <paulej72> most water bottles are .5L
[23:25:41] <nick> especially after you lot had to go and create your own fluid ounces
[23:25:58] <paulej72> 16.9 oz
[23:25:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> eight of em to a cup, yep.
[23:26:22] <nick> urgh, i forgot about cups
[23:26:30] <paulej72> 2L soda bottles
[23:26:48] <nick> only cup i know is what tea comes in
[23:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> never forget your cup. it's your most important piece of protection.
[23:26:59] <nick> true
[23:27:13] <paulej72> first time I noticed liters was 2L soda
[23:27:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless you're Gravis.
[23:27:43] <nick> im amazed that the have started sneaking in metric
[23:27:47] <nick> they
[23:28:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i never really understood making american soda for americans and putting it in a metric bottle.
[23:28:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> just does not compute.
[23:28:30] <nick> the beer i have here is 354ml can
[23:28:37] <nick> so im guessing it's a US fl oz of something
[23:28:43] <nick> but then metric'd for south america
[23:28:48] <paulej72> I think the 2L bottle came about durring the 70s when we were on a bit of Metric kick in the US.
[23:29:15] <paulej72> Most cars were dual indicated for the speedo
[23:29:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> 12.oz can, nick. standard beer size here in the states.
[23:29:37] <nick> thanks, tmb
[23:29:58] <nick> well in the UK we do metric everything, except the speedometer
[23:30:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> which i consider an injustice since you buggers what threw off imeprial measurements still get it in pints.
[23:30:22] <nick> pint cans of beer for the win
[23:30:24] <nick> 568ml
[23:30:43] <nick> don't see many of them though, usually 500ml.
[23:30:49] <nick> but in pubs, it's tradition
[23:31:09] <paulej72> https://en.wikipedia.org
[23:31:10] <webscale> ^ 03Wiki: Two-liter bottle
[23:31:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should steal that tradition. it's bigger than our tradition.
[23:31:25] <nick> but if you try and buy fruit and veg in lbs and oz, expect the men from Brussels to take you to a re-education camp
[23:31:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably too many baptists to get away with it though.
[23:31:51] <nick> 2L bottles are the standard in the UK
[23:31:55] <nick> for soft-drinks
[23:31:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> same same.
[23:32:05] <nick> 3L bottles for some hard ciders though
[23:32:19] <nick> white cider, you can smell and taste the drain cleaner
[23:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i coulda went with cider tonight but i'm not all that happy with this last batch. little too dry.
[23:33:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> strong as hell but on the dry side.
[23:33:33] <nick> drink some white lightening and then your 'a little dry' will seem perfect
[23:33:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i am in tennessee... there's bound to be some around somewhere close.
[23:34:11] <paulej72> look in the back yard
[23:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, that could work. i almost never see the back yard. there could be a truck full of the stuff parked back there and i'd never know.
[23:35:29] <nick> lol
[23:35:29] <paulej72> build a micro distillery
[23:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> those're kinda frowned upon. i looked up the legalities cause i was going to once and it's like a huge fine and prison time if you don't pay the $35K for the license.
[23:36:59] <paulej72> wtf 35K for a license
[23:37:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is to say i don't have a good place to hide one here.
[23:37:23] <paulej72> I have one at work.
[23:37:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> strangely though, you can make ethanol for fuel and get a tax break.
[23:38:14] <paulej72> it runs ethanol acetone blend so not so much for drinking
[23:38:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> you think they'd buy i was making it to fuel ethanol-fueled and just QA testing it until he shows up?
[23:39:27] <paulej72> "its for my car, honest officer"
[23:40:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i could get away with that if i wanted to drink nearly pure alcohol.
[23:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> carry it around in a gas can and get around the open container laws as well.
[23:40:47] <paulej72> "I was just storing it in these aged oak barrels as they were very cheap to get"
[23:41:30] <paulej72> "they were cheap beacuse they were a bit charred on the inside"
[23:41:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck it. redneck punch. everclear+kool-aid+whatever fruit you happen to have growing outside.
[23:41:50] <paulej72> woohoo
[23:42:28] <paulej72> or just forget the fruit. not needed
[23:42:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's for in case you have chicks at the party. adds class.
[23:43:08] <takyon> everclear + apple juice
[23:43:11] <takyon> that's all you need
[23:43:13] <nick> TheMightyBuzzard: way too classy there by adding real fruit
[23:43:24] <takyon> heat it up, throw in some cinnamon sticks, and nobody will taste the alcohol
[23:43:35] <nick> takyon++
[23:43:35] <Bender> karma - takyon: 24
[23:43:36] <paulej72> sounds good
[23:43:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nick, i had a peach tree outside the back door one summer. was free.
[23:44:20] <nick> nice
[23:44:22] <takyon> https://www.google.com
[23:44:23] <webscale> ^ 03Google
[23:44:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> less wasps around too if you don't let em go mushy.
[23:44:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, i've tried that. don't do it.
[23:44:56] <nick> ...
[23:44:57] <takyon> why TMB?
[23:44:59] <nick> whats wrong with it?
[23:45:03] <takyon> I have tried it too and it came out great
[23:45:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> apple pie moonshine is terrible.
[23:45:16] <takyon> my version just had apple juice, apple cider, everclear, cinnamon, brown sugar
[23:45:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> least the batch i got was.
[23:45:24] <paulej72> 190 proof everclear
[23:45:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that's fine then.
[23:45:36] <takyon> i didn't let it ferment or anything, it was just mixed on the stovetop
[23:45:48] <paulej72> fuck that. need to do some pressure swing distilation and get that to 200 proof
[23:46:03] <takyon> fun fact: some states don't sell 190 proof everclear. they sell like... 158 proof everclear max
[23:46:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> moonshine tends to taste like ass cause they don't dump the heads and tails off like they should oughta. rotten taste and methanol to boot.
[23:46:55] <takyon> yeah I'm not talking about real moonshine
[23:47:14] <paulej72> we use 200 proof ethanol in our distillation column. damn expensive. $200/4L
[23:47:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> everclear's good stuffs though. quality distillation there.
[23:47:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yark. so really don't let them catch you doing shots of it with the hot lab assistant.
[23:47:48] <takyon> I just saw everclear mentioned and launched into that. who actually needs this? *reads backscroll*
[23:47:53] <paulej72> yep head will have all the methanol
[23:48:09] <paulej72> tails will be water heavy
[23:48:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, and taste like shit
[23:48:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> heads = dangerous, tails = nasty
[23:49:34] <paulej72> not sure where the other shit ends up. like the aldehydes
[23:50:06] <takyon> bbl
[23:51:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly dumped out after you quit cooking the mash if memory serves correctly.
[23:52:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i spose you could get them to distill out as well if you really wanted to.
[23:52:27] <paulej72> probably
[23:53:27] <paulej72> we use ethanol acetone for our students beacuse you can distill that mixture out to 100% acetone without doing anything special
[23:53:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> acetone evaporate at a higher or lower temp?
[23:53:58] <paulej72> unlike ethanol water that will max out at 95% ethanol at standard pressure.
[23:54:08] <paulej72> acetone lower
[23:54:18] <paulej72> comes out first
[23:54:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, so pitch the acetone and pocket the leftover mash. gotcha.
[23:55:01] <paulej72> we have to top off the still every so often to add acetone. it evaportates away easier.
[23:55:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a shameful waste of expensive booze.
[23:55:43] <paulej72> It runs at full return, except for small samples used to test how each plate separates the mixture
[23:55:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[23:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> god damnit. add-on signing is in FF 45. if that breaks any of my shit ima riot.
[23:56:37] <paulej72> pale moon
[23:56:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't work on arch for some reason anymore.
[23:57:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> install it and the window won't render updates. i'm dunno why.
[23:58:00] <paulej72> I blame Bytram
[23:59:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh they also put in something that blocks .onion domains. you gotta go into about:config to turn it off.