#Soylent | Logs for 2016-03-04

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[00:15:26] <Gravis> aww man, this would make a great router/NAS/VoIP/personal server: http://www.nxp.com
[00:15:34] <Gravis> only $23 for just one
[00:19:53] <takyon> hmm
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[01:03:22] <Balactus> I am Balactus, destroyer of worlds.
[01:03:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - High-End Police Drone can be Hacked with $40 Worth of Equipment - http://sylnt.us - super-secure-surveillance-ship
[01:04:01] <Balactus> Born from an illegal immigrant from Kenya and a prostitute bitten by a gamma-irradiated spider while pregnant.
[01:04:21] <Balactus> With a helmet made from a kryptonite watermelon.
[01:04:34] <Balactus> I destroy societies.
[01:05:55] <Balactus> https://www.rt.com
[01:05:56] <NotAnymore> ^ 03US military to pay bounties to security experts who ‘hack the Pentagon’ — RT USA
[01:06:00] <Balactus> Get crackin' boys
[01:06:57] <nick> they'll pay you sure, they'll just take it off the cost for the 50 years jail time you get.
[01:07:33] <nick> unless by 'security experts' they mean established MIC contractors who already got paid to make the shit secure in the first place
[01:07:54] <takyon> hi Blacklactatus
[01:08:06] <Balactus> It's like that fad where companies paid their own employees bounties for finding bugs.
[01:08:10] <nick> i'm sure lockheed wont turn the opportunity to get paid for breaking their own systems
[01:08:10] <Balactus> Yo.
[01:08:24] <nick> and then they get paid again for fixing them
[01:08:33] <nick> it could be a new never ending cycles of paydays
[01:08:48] <Balactus> The real hackers don't work for Lockheed Martin or the NSA cuz dey wanna smoke that kryptonite green
[01:09:10] * Subsentient pulls Balactus' face down to his ass and farts a nasty wet one in Balactus' nostrils
[01:09:14] <Balactus> And weren't raised in religious fundamentalist households.
[01:09:15] <nick> wasn't that a story a while ago that they were being a bit more casual about that?
[01:09:22] * Balactus eats Subsentient
[01:09:31] * Subsentient poisons Balactus
[01:09:47] <Balactus> Yeech. That gave me space diharrhea
[01:09:56] * Balactus shits out the milky way
[01:10:13] <Subsentient> meh, seems more like hersheys to me.
[01:10:14] <Subsentient> :^D
[01:10:30] <Balactus> nick, that only applied to past smoking. There was probably some bullshit stipulation like "must have smoked weed less than 2 times in the past 5 years" or some shit.
[01:11:04] <nick> i mean i wouldn't trust it either way
[01:11:11] * Balactus eats the sun
[01:11:17] <Balactus> rocket-ass powers....ACTIVATE!
[01:11:23] * Subsentient shits the moon
[01:11:28] * Balactus lifts legs and blasts off toward the galaxy
[01:11:38] <nick> but i'm sure if you're someone that otherwise they're keen on, they'll let it slide as long as they know about it
[01:11:45] <Balactus> YOda doll to mMajor tom....grease yourself up and put your do-rag on...
[01:11:52] <Balactus> LIFTOFF!
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[01:12:06] <nick> maybe have it in the back pocket if they need a patsy once your welcome is worn out
[01:13:24] <nick> i'm sure the CIA wouldn't turn down the cash from a few hundred pot smoking NSA employees
[01:14:31] <nick> you have to be on some shit to be able to work in those kind of places surely
[01:22:23] <takyon> you can just lie
[01:22:42] <takyon> if they use lie detector, the lie detector tests are shit and can be beat
[01:23:02] <takyon> or you can just convince yourself that the pot was smoked 5 years ago instead of 6 months
[01:25:19] <nick> one imagines they do drug testing that selectively gives false negatives for the right candidates
[01:25:57] <nick> i'm sure the NSA doesn't mind you lying to yourself, but i doubt they like you lying to them
[01:26:05] <nick> lying to yourself probably makes the job easier
[01:27:06] <arti> hell yeah
[01:27:19] <SirFinkus> lie detector is a premise to interrogate you
[01:27:35] <SirFinkus> get you in a room with a professional interrogator for 3 hours or however long the test takes
[01:27:38] <arti> shank them
[01:27:45] <arti> when in doubt, stab.
[01:27:50] <Gravis> nick: only for two thirds of the people who were there. the rest quit.
[01:27:52] <nick> i think if you're joining the secret services, they dont need a premise to interrogate you
[01:27:56] <SirFinkus> the lie detector is the "bad cop"
[01:28:03] <SirFinkus> true
[01:28:07] <arti> i think the test should involve prostitutes
[01:28:10] <SirFinkus> but it seems less hostile
[01:28:20] <arti> and see which ones don't want to pay, and send them on their way.
[01:28:36] <SirFinkus> 19 year old prostitute come in naked and offers you some blow
[01:28:43] <nick> same kind of test they put new politicians through to make sure there's some dirt?
[01:28:50] <SirFinkus> if you take the blow and the prostitute, you pass the test
[01:28:53] <arti> they're already dirty
[01:29:03] <Gravis> arti: yes the test should have prostitutes, blackjack and beer!
[01:29:17] * SirFinkus recalls the news story a few months back with the secret service and hookers
[01:29:22] <arti> they're formed from high pressures and lies
[01:29:28] <Gravis> screw it... we don't need the prostitutes or blackjack :P
[01:29:41] <nick> SirFinkus: quite a few of those stories
[01:29:46] <nick> but they're all 'isolated incidents'
[01:29:48] <arti> yes, they didn't want to pay. it was like in a tarintino film
[01:30:06] <arti> another test should involve drones on the lawn
[01:30:11] <nick> which obviously the people in charge had no idea of, even if they did supply the cash for the hookers and blow
[01:30:20] <Gravis> why wouldn't you pay a prostitute?! that's just rude!
[01:30:20] <nick> much like some multi-national corporations operating in asia
[01:30:24] <arti> oh, and packages left in the driveway
[01:30:27] <SirFinkus> it raises another question
[01:30:35] <arti> a throbbing veiny question
[01:30:39] <SirFinkus> if you're a secret service agent, why the fuck do you need a hooker?
[01:30:44] <SirFinkus> that should be a panty dropper
[01:30:52] <arti> duh, to deliver to your political masters
[01:30:53] <Gravis> SirFinkus: nope
[01:31:00] <SirFinkus> "yeah, I'm basically James Bond"
[01:31:08] <nick> sterling archer
[01:31:14] <arti> "no really, *shows id*"
[01:31:15] <Gravis> SirFinkus: except they aren't
[01:31:24] <SirFinkus> yeah, but most people don't know that
[01:31:30] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i think they do
[01:31:36] <arti> gravis, they couldn't be sine there is only one.
[01:31:51] <arti> and he works for a different government
[01:32:00] <arti> haven't you been keeping up with the movies
[01:32:02] <SirFinkus> what's this? Faith in humanity from Gravis?
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[01:32:20] <SirFinkus> but really, it's a pretty impressive sounding job
[01:32:24] <Gravis> SirFinkus: no, i think they just know that james bond is bullshit
[01:32:54] * takyon_ wants you to join the CIA
[01:32:56] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you protect one political jerk all the time. that's not impressive at all
[01:33:16] <nick> i don't know about james bond anymore, i havnt heard anything from him since 2002
[01:33:21] <SirFinkus> to you? maybe, to most people, it certainly is
[01:33:26] <takyon_> Join the new #CIA, now with pot-smoking millennials
[01:33:56] <Gravis> SirFinkus: it's not like it's a super secret job. there are movies about it.
[01:34:10] <arti> i like how the gen-x guys are looked over
[01:34:13] <takyon_> are you guys talking about Secret Service?
[01:34:20] <SirFinkus> didn't say it was
[01:34:24] <Gravis> takyon_: aww... but i don't smoke pot
[01:34:28] <SirFinkus> I bet that's some guy's line at the bar
[01:34:41] <SirFinkus> the guy who works for the counterfeit department
[01:34:45] <arti> "millenials screwed up the office interface!" the lead is a gen-xr
[01:34:50] <SirFinkus> because not a lot of people know that they handle that as well
[01:34:58] <nick> arti: genx are too busy working in financial services to join the secret services
[01:35:20] <nick> much more fond of the cocaine as a result
[01:35:25] <arti> also chefs
[01:35:31] <nick> yet again, the CIA isn't too sad about that
[01:35:32] <arti> they just like how it smells thoo
[01:35:33] <Gravis> SirFinkus: "hey baby, i know a fake just by looking at it." *gets slapped* "oh no, i didn't mean your boobs" *get slapped again* "i'll just go..."
[01:35:53] <SirFinkus> lol
[01:36:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> hopefully whatever editor looks at my latest submission will notice that there's not actually anything more at the link I labeled "More here".
[01:36:35] <arti> haha
[01:36:50] <SirFinkus> can't wait for the RTFA comments
[01:38:02] <SirFinkus> so I went to my first convo club today
[01:38:07] <SirFinkus> my partner didn't show up
[01:38:12] <SirFinkus> Czech girl apparently
[01:38:17] <nick> you're wrong AndyTheAbsurd
[01:38:24] <SirFinkus> must have heard stories about me
[01:38:27] <nick> there is more... "This study is in the journal of Biogerontology."
[01:38:48] <nick> and a picture
[01:39:05] <SirFinkus> god, I hope they didn't give her a picture
[01:39:49] <chromas> "All this could be yours"
[01:41:45] <SirFinkus> most of the foreigners were saudis, with me in my orange shirt it probably looked like an Isis video
[01:42:59] <nick> so you are going for that CIA job?
[01:43:00] <nick> :p
[01:43:21] <SirFinkus> one guy I was talking to wanted to become a pilot
[01:43:35] <SirFinkus> I'm thinking of calling the hotline
[01:43:45] <nick> another saudi not too interested in learning how to land?
[01:44:21] <SirFinkus> naw, he was pretty cool actually
[01:44:31] <Gravis> I'm pretty sure the real "Hulk" is just a scientist with schiphrenia
[01:44:31] <SirFinkus> just found it a little funny
[01:44:37] <SirFinkus> bet he's on a few watchlists
[01:44:47] <arti> i think all of us are now
[01:44:48] <Gravis> schizophrenia*
[01:44:50] <SirFinkus> he wants to move to Kansas bizzarelyenough
[01:45:11] <takyon_> Andy i'm coming for you
[01:45:12] <arti> "we don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly..."
[01:45:12] <SirFinkus> Hulk is just Dr Jeykle and Mr Hyde isn't he?
[01:46:21] <Gravis> SirFinkus: no, Mr Hyde was more like a second personality
[01:46:40] <Gravis> the Hulk is just enraged
[01:46:52] <arti> SJW
[01:46:52] <chromas> engorged
[01:47:05] <Gravis> arti: the correct answer to that is, "well that's just fine by me." ;)
[01:47:19] <arti> answer to everything?
[01:47:26] <Gravis> <arti> "we don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly..."
[01:47:29] <arti> or taking kindly
[01:47:32] <arti> ah i see.
[01:47:37] <arti> i'd just start talking about BBQ
[01:47:54] <Gravis> arti: i dont understand why you wrote "SJW"
[01:47:56] <arti> food is a good think to talk to people about, especially in the far pacific islands
[01:48:07] <arti> i followed it up after you discussed enraged.
[01:48:33] <Gravis> arti: SJWs are just perminently offended, not enraged. there is a big difference.
[01:48:55] <cmn32480> I'm offended and enraged by your characterization of SJW's!
[01:48:58] <arti> a big green difference
[01:49:35] <Gravis> arti: yeah, the Hulk travels everywhere by foot
[01:49:56] <Gravis> that's thinkin green
[01:50:16] <arti> hah
[01:51:16] <SirFinkus> https://twitter.com
[01:51:17] <NotAnymore> ^ 03AJ+ on Twitter: ""Donald, this is your fu****g wall. Send me the bill." AJ+ is outside the GOP debate site in Detroit. Stay tuned! https://t.co"
[01:51:21] <SirFinkus> so wait, he did it?
[01:51:27] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[01:51:30] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 45°F / 7°C, cloudy, wind S at 10 mph, humidity 90% - Thursday showers (36°F:49°F / 2°C:9°C), Friday mostly sunny (31°F:47°F / -1°C:8°C), Saturday showers (35°F:45°F / 2°C:7°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (33°F:46°F / 1°C:8°C)
[01:51:39] <Deucalion> hola lentilistas o/
[01:52:20] <Deucalion> Umm... exec seems a little out of date there, tis already Friday
[01:52:26] <SirFinkus> what do you want Deucalion
[01:52:38] <Deucalion> an easy life :)
[01:52:43] <cmn32480> not for exec it isn't!
[01:52:44] <SirFinkus> fair nuff
[01:52:44] <Deucalion> what do you want?
[01:52:51] <SirFinkus> eternal life
[01:53:00] <SirFinkus> and the blood of 40 virgins
[01:53:18] <SirFinkus> might have a good start in this channel
[01:53:47] <Deucalion> eternal life would get kinda boring unless you also had the ability to roam galaxies after spectating our solar system collapsing
[01:53:54] <arti> i want a car that drives to juipter
[01:54:03] <cmn32480> I'd suggest we start wiht the guy who's sister eats his pizza toppings.
[01:54:04] <Gravis> ~weather hell
[01:54:06] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 36°F / 2°C, light snow showers, wind SE at 11 mph, humidity 75% - Thursday snow (30°F:41°F / -1°C:5°C), Friday partly cloudy (31°F:43°F / -1°C:6°C), Saturday cloudy (36°F:48°F / 2°C:9°C), Sunday partly cloudy (32°F:49°F / 0°C:9°C)
[01:54:08] <SirFinkus> boring? it's less boring than nothing at all
[01:54:15] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[01:54:17] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 54°F / 12°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 65% - Thursday mostly cloudy (40°F:57°F / 4°C:14°C), Friday rain (46°F:55°F / 8°C:13°C), Saturday rain (43°F:56°F / 6°C:13°C), Sunday showers (38°F:53°F / 3°C:12°C)
[01:54:20] <SirFinkus> or maybe not
[01:54:34] <SirFinkus> when I'm old I'll probably wish I was dead
[01:54:51] <Gravis> SirFinkus: when you are dead you wont wish anything
[01:55:07] <SirFinkus> well, duh
[01:55:22] <SirFinkus> unless hell is a thing, because then I'll wish I was in heaven I guess
[01:55:26] <Deucalion> yeh, you'd want eternal life, eternal youth and eternal health... would suck to be eternally critically ill or eternally in some locked in mental coma type state
[01:55:28] <SirFinkus> but it's not so whatever
[01:55:47] <arti> i think we need more genie 101 training
[01:55:51] <arti> "alright here's your wish!"
[01:56:07] <arti> man turns into a piece of plastic. here's your eternity muhaha
[01:56:09] <SirFinkus> infinite wishes!
[01:56:12] <SirFinkus> HA!
[01:56:20] <Deucalion> genie implodes
[01:56:52] <Gravis> arti: nope, still only temporary
[01:57:03] <SirFinkus> or I'd take the Aladdin approach, free the genie, and we'd be best buds forever and he'd do whatever I wanted
[01:57:07] <arti> nuh uh
[01:57:08] <SirFinkus> I think that's how it worked
[01:57:19] <SirFinkus> been like 20 years since I saw that movie
[01:57:36] <arti> nah just got dr manhattan status
[01:57:38] <arti> go*
[01:57:39] <SirFinkus> I'll ask my new saudi friends
[01:57:41] <Gravis> SirFinkus: no, he wished for his freedom
[01:58:14] <SirFinkus> actually, I think in the 1000 arabian nights original, the genie granted infinite wishes
[01:58:41] <Gravis> SirFinkus: the original isn't even in english
[01:58:54] <Gravis> SirFinkus: or even written anywhere
[01:58:59] <Gravis> it's lost to the sands of time
[01:59:09] <SirFinkus> does that refute my statement though?
[01:59:19] <Gravis> SirFinkus: yes
[01:59:26] <Gravis> SirFinkus: just don't ask how
[02:00:03] <Gravis> SirFinkus: the perfect refute has a conditional existance, just like the name of waiters
[02:00:08] <Gravis> names*
[02:00:12] <SirFinkus> I'd want Barbara Eden as my genie
[02:00:34] <Gravis> "if you need me, my name is Brittney" "what's your name the rest of the time?" "huh?"
[02:00:52] <takyon_> truuuu
[02:01:00] <arti> i'm off to the pub
[02:01:15] <arti> try not to burn the rug again
[02:01:16] <Gravis> arti: toil!
[02:01:32] * arti tosses some paperclips at gravis
[02:01:50] <Gravis> clippy, why have your friends betrayed me?!
[02:01:51] <arti> with these, you can escape a mental institution when a terminator is persuing your child
[02:02:10] <SirFinkus> "Jeannie's famous bottle was not created for the show. The actual bottle was a special Christmas 1964 Jim Beam liquor decanter containing "Beam's Choice" bourbon whiskey. It was designed by Roy Kramer for the Wheaton Bottle Company."
[02:03:57] <Gravis> SirFinkus: duh. it's supposed to be a lamp, not a bottle
[02:04:10] <Gravis> and an oil lamp at that
[02:04:33] <Gravis> which would be why people would rub it... to clean off spilled oil
[02:05:05] <Gravis> and some people try to jerk off inanimate objects but i think that's unrelated.
[02:05:30] <takyon_> wat, you don't identify as a jet plane?
[02:07:34] <Gravis> actually, i identify as an attack helicopter
[02:07:54] <SirFinkus> I identify as Gravis
[02:08:19] <Gravis> takyon_: http://ageofshitlords.com
[02:10:13] <takyon_> If someone touches you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good
[02:15:55] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:15:56] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Strong Kids, Safe Kids - 1984 PSA - Feat. "The Fonz" - YouTube
[02:16:17] <SirFinkus> the winnie the pooh one is great too
[02:16:43] <SirFinkus> this is the star of the video
[02:16:44] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:16:44] <NotAnymore> ^ 03"Private Parts" a song from "Strong Kids, Safe Kids" 1984 - YouTube
[02:16:52] <SirFinkus> I had this stuck in my head for weeks
[02:18:01] <SirFinkus> "our anus, is a useful thing indeed"
[02:35:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Case Against Algebra - http://sylnt.us - 2B∨!2B
[02:41:32] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:55:53] <cmn32480> ~last nick=Runaway1956 channel=
[02:55:58] <exec> 03[2016-03-02 16:17:1] #Soylent <Runaway1956> Wish me luck, guys . . .
[02:56:43] <paulej72> He cut the wrong wire
[02:57:47] <cmn32480> he tried to get the NVIDIA drivers working in linux
[02:58:00] <cmn32480> so.... yeah pretty much the same thing
[02:59:12] <paulej72> The nvidia cud a drivers are a bitch.
[03:00:04] <cmn32480> don't know... but that was his last word. haven't heard from him since
[03:00:33] <paulej72> I always have trouble getting it working with cuda
[03:00:35] <Bytram> k
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[03:32:58] <Gravis> the cutest mockery: https://imgur.com
[03:32:59] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Always going to be my favorite character, Tails - Album on Imgur
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[04:06:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AnyDVD Continues — Goodbye Slysoft, Hello RedFox - http://sylnt.us - the-devil-made-me-do-it
[04:11:05] <lopple> project crust
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[05:22:25] <cmn32480> ~gnight ya_bastards
[05:22:28] * exec ceremoniously twerks a spoon of more cowbell for ya_bastards
[05:23:33] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[05:23:38] <Bytram|away> laters
[06:07:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Narrow SETI Targets by Looking at Places Where Earth Transits can be Seen - http://sylnt.us - look-at-what-can-look-at-you
[06:41:08] <crutchy> wait a minute... gravis has a sense of humor!?
[06:42:21] <crutchy> ~g'day >container crust
[06:42:22] <exec> added to containers
[07:07:36] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[07:07:38] <exec> 072284
[07:10:54] <crutchy> work pyewta is still running at full over the weeked :)
[07:11:02] <crutchy> weekend++
[07:11:02] <Bender> karma - weekend: 16
[07:11:09] <chromas> Just one?
[07:11:17] <chromas> Set up the whole office :D
[07:11:30] <crutchy> had a pissed off client have a go at me on the phone today
[07:11:36] <crutchy> that was ... not fun
[07:12:11] <chromas> people--
[07:12:11] <Bender> karma - people: -7
[07:12:14] <chromas> clients--
[07:12:14] <Bender> karma - clients: -1
[07:39:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bitcoin's Nightmare Scenario has Arrived - http://sylnt.us - what's-[still]-in-your-wallet
[07:57:03] <SirFinkus> looks like we got a few more nodes in the botnet
[09:10:38] <crutchy> noice
[09:10:48] <crutchy> ~link folding
[09:10:50] <exec> ├─ folding@home => http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[09:10:50] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[09:11:37] <crutchy> wow, we're on page 23 now
[09:11:52] <crutchy> ~link folding@home_stats http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[09:11:54] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[09:12:02] <crutchy> ~folding
[09:12:04] <crutchy> derp
[09:12:12] <crutchy> ~link folding
[09:12:15] <exec> ├─ folding@home => http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[09:12:15] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[09:12:18] <chromas> ~folding-rank
[09:12:22] <exec> 072268
[09:12:58] <crutchy> my work machine is right up chromas' arse now :p
[09:13:09] <crutchy> getting a good sniff :D
[09:13:12] * chromas hasn't been running it in a couple weeks
[09:13:23] <crutchy> my home box is paused atm
[09:13:26] <crutchy> too warm here
[09:13:47] <crutchy> no commercial A/C units like at work
[09:13:54] <Ticho> you guys are strangely obsessed with straining your CPUs without any good reason
[09:13:56] <chromas> I should turn the windows desktop back on and run it
[09:14:21] <crutchy> we're folding space and time For The Greater Good (tm)
[09:14:25] <chromas> but after I did it last time, the computer acted up for awhile. I'd have to unplug it for a minute before it would turn on
[09:14:55] <Ticho> you could fold my laundry
[09:14:59] <Ticho> @home
[09:15:13] <chromas> that doesn't require compute cycles :(
[09:15:39] <chromas> But I have had people bitch at me when I'd go do their dishes at their house
[09:16:10] <chromas> rinse cycles
[09:16:14] <Ticho> well, can you blame them? most people do not want their dishes folded
[09:16:38] <chromas> then why buy paper plates?
[09:16:59] <Ticho> you should roll those into tubes instead
[09:18:16] <crutchy> fuck off! we're the folders front of judea! pfft judean folders front!
[09:18:36] <crutchy> s/folders/rollers/2
[09:18:36] <sedctl> <crutchy> fuck off! we're the folders front of judea! pfft judean rollers front!
[09:18:39] <chromas> naw, crutchy; jews don't do manual labor :D
[09:19:00] <chromas> stereotypes++
[09:19:00] <Bender> karma - stereotypes: 1
[09:39:56] <crutchy> ~weather
[09:39:58] <exec> 04Traralgon VIC - currently 26°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 18 km/h, humidity 56% - Friday partly cloudy (18°C:33°C), Saturday partly cloudy (16°C:31°C), Sunday partly cloudy (18°C:35°C), Monday partly cloudy (19°C:31°C)
[09:40:26] <crutchy> its damn near 9pm and 26 degrees :(
[09:40:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Seeks Better Spinning Rust - http://sylnt.us - Just-store-it-in-the-cloud...-Oh?-Oh.-Ohhhhhhh.
[09:40:41] <crutchy> its been raining and feels like 300% humidity\
[09:41:16] * chromas stores his cloud in the cloud
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[10:28:02] <FatPhil> lego_movie++
[10:28:02] <Bender> karma - lego_movie: 1
[10:29:12] <FatPhil> finally seen it. should have played it at about 80% speed so that I could keep up!
[11:06:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:06:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2317
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[11:42:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hubble Breaks Cosmic Distance Record: Sees Universe Soon After Big Bang - http://sylnt.us - sheldon-would-be-proud
[11:59:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[11:59:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~uid
[11:59:56] <exec> The current maximum UID is 6142, owned by Sjet
[12:00:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's too early even to blerg
[12:01:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> when you said that, yes. now, however, it is 6am and officially blerg time.
[12:03:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> well then
[12:03:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> blerg
[12:11:12] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[12:11:14] * exec crutchyly twerks an assload of VBA for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:11:16] <crutchy> ~g'day AndyTheAbsurd
[12:11:18] * exec hurriedly offers a bucket of chromas scratching his glasscrack to AndyTheAbsurd
[12:11:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday crutchy
[12:11:28] * exec insensitively farts a massive fart your mom's bra, full of shame at crutchy
[12:11:39] <crutchy> o.O
[12:11:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, nice one
[12:11:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> confusing but nice
[12:12:03] <crutchy> gotta tweak it slightly
[12:12:12] <crutchy> s/a/r/2
[12:12:12] <sedctl> <crutchy> gotta twerk it slightly
[12:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, i speak for all of humanity when i say nobody wants to see you twerk
[12:13:11] <crutchy> actually. yeah that is fucking confusing. i dunno how to twerk it
[12:13:15] <chromas> speak for yourse'f, man
[12:13:33] * crutchy twerks his glasscrack for chromas
[12:14:34] <crutchy> exec must be gaining sentience cos its creater no longer understands it
[12:14:40] <crutchy> kill it!!
[12:15:00] <chromas> ~g'day >beverage young-earth creationism
[12:15:02] <exec> added to beverages
[12:15:10] <crutchy> its starting to sound like ciri
[12:15:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> argh!
[12:15:35] <chromas> ~g'day >container an attack helicopter
[12:15:36] <exec> added to containers
[12:15:52] <crutchy> pretty soon it will progress to trying pick up lines on NCommander
[12:16:18] <crutchy> then it will be banned from the channel forever
[12:16:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> really regretting that cabbage dish i made last night. it is far less fragrant this morning.
[12:16:32] <crutchy> banished to the channel of jibberish
[12:16:52] <chromas> go fart in your nephew's face
[12:17:05] <crutchy> or have a competition with chromas' dog
[12:17:17] <chromas> no, don't die
[12:17:41] <crutchy> hmm yeah that might be tempting fate
[12:17:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody here but us chickens right now. roomie's gone working and he won't be back with the kids till saturday.
[12:17:56] <chromas> fart on your chickens
[12:18:01] <chromas> makes the eggs extra tasty
[12:18:07] * TheMightyBuzzard turns his entire room into a dutch oven
[12:18:26] <chromas> manspread dem cheeks
[12:18:35] <chromas> smell the patriarchy
[12:18:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'day >container a dutch oven
[12:18:41] <crutchy> ooh you might be able to hook up with a dutch chick with that smell
[12:18:42] <exec> added to containers
[12:19:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, coffee makes everything better
[12:19:42] * chromas gives exec a mexican butterfly
[12:20:16] <chromas> ~g'day >container buzzfeed list
[12:20:17] <exec> added to containers
[12:20:21] <chromas> ~g'day <container buzzfeed list
[12:20:22] <exec> deleted container
[12:20:23] <chromas> ~g'day >a container buzzfeed list
[12:20:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> have i mentioned how awesome my new coffee cup is today? i put a half a pot of coffee in it over an hour ago and it's still damn near too hot to drink.
[12:20:25] * exec sardonically hurls ciri's butthole of an insult at >a
[12:20:33] <chromas> ~g'day >container a buzzfeed list
[12:20:34] <exec> added to containers
[12:20:43] <chromas> How large is it?
[12:20:49] <chromas> 2 liters?
[12:20:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> 30oz
[12:21:02] <chromas> Drink straight from the pot
[12:21:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, a quart give or take
[12:21:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> imperial ftw, bitches
[12:21:50] <chromas> "2 liters" is imperial; we imported it
[12:22:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas: s/imported/stole/
[12:22:10] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <chromas> "2 liters" is imperial; we stole it
[12:23:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> they make the cups like they're making a thermos, so you never gotta worry about yer shat changing temperature.
[12:24:14] <chromas> vacuum chamber?
[12:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> metal over a glass vacuum chamber, yeah.
[12:25:38] <chromas> neat
[12:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> all it needs is a drawing of a coffee molecule or coffee++ on it to be perfect.
[12:25:59] <chromas> or both
[12:26:05] <chromas> need new soylent mugs
[12:26:16] <chromas> coffee molecule with a "++" after it
[12:26:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it is about time we changed things up
[12:41:03] <cmn32480> ~gday kiddos
[12:41:05] * exec romantically poops a shitton of vibrating rooster sammich for kiddos
[12:42:10] * chromas sees Amazon has 512GB usb flash media for $20, marked down from $125; raises an eyebrow
[12:42:56] <cmn32480> USB 1.1 in small print?
[12:43:31] <chromas> reviews say it's one o' dem fake devices that misreports its size
[12:44:10] <chromas> Maybe it's supposed to be 512 gigabit
[12:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:45:01] * exec covertly farts a massive fart a socket of 🐂💩 at cmn32480
[12:45:10] <chromas> 128s are $30 though, so that's nifty
[12:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[12:56:39] <Ticho_> hm, socket(AF_FART, ...); ?
[12:58:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i freed the cabbage back a little ways.
[12:58:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> confusing myself with bot logic now.
[13:13:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - #SuperTuesday: Yuuuge Spike in Searches for "How Can I Move to Canada?" - http://sylnt.us - rent-a-car
[13:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent, getting a better layout in my head for this nonsense.
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[14:25:32] <Subsentient> I got a "Vote Lord Gerbilius, because evil should have its intestines torn out through its nostrils."
[14:34:38] <Gravis> takyon: due to the fact that "Rust" is now a language, i wasn't completely certain that "Google Seeks Better Spinning Rust" meant a fucking HDD until the end of the summary.
[14:35:46] <Gravis> takyon: please do not refer to it as "spinning rust" in the summaries without making it clear that you are talking about HDDs
[14:46:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/rust/iron oxide/
[14:52:45] <chromas> Does the rust programming language—which is much newer than the usage of "spinning rust" for magnetic storage—spin?
[14:53:09] * chromas is proud of his terribly constructed sentence
[15:14:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oculus Founder: Rift will come to Mac if Apple “ever releases a good computer” - http://sylnt.us - how-much-is-not-enough
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[16:02:09] <Gravis> chromas: without out a verb, i cannot tell you if it does or it does not.
[16:03:31] <Gravis> chromas: with questions like that, you'll fail the turing test for sure.
[17:16:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Ships the World's Highest Capacity SSD, with 15TB of Storage - http://sylnt.us - price-may-floor-you
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[17:35:00] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You can try working with libcpsl. I got some unit tests for it too. https://github.com
[17:35:00] <NotAnymore> ^✓ 03GitHub - Subsentient/libcpsl: Deliberately tiny, standalone, freestanding and non-hosted, dynamic storage library for C and C++. Kinda like C++ map, list, vector, etc. ( https://github.com )
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[18:47:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Huntington's Disease: University of Toronto Researcher is First to Share Lab Notes in Real Time - http://sylnt.us - she-blogged-me-with-science!
[19:49:52] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[19:49:54] <exec> 072240
[19:50:08] <SirFinkus> uh oh, we have a threat
[19:50:34] <SirFinkus> http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[19:50:34] <NotAnymore> ^✓ 03SoylentNews.org - Team Summary - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
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[20:14:58] <SirFinkus> thanks for the plug cmn32480
[20:15:09] <Runaway1956> I'm back, finally
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[20:16:23] <SirFinkus> GET OFF MY LAWN
[20:17:59] * Runaway1956 has far to much crap open on his desktop - can't find anything
[20:37:00] <cmn32480> can runaway find his video drivers?
[20:42:56] <SirFinkus> there's only a 28k difference between our rates and the threatening team
[20:43:06] <SirFinkus> I think we can knock that out
[20:43:34] <SirFinkus> might even be even-ish
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[20:49:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Epigenetic Clock Controls Aging - http://sylnt.us - touch-of-grey
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[22:07:15] <crutchy> sorry chromas
[22:07:30] <crutchy> my work pyewta bumped ya
[22:13:58] <crutchy> https://github.com
[22:14:00] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Erectnipples by TheMightyBuzzard · Pull Request #273 · SoylentNews/rehash · GitHub
[22:14:03] <crutchy> lol wtf?
[22:14:22] <crutchy> do we have dirty code names for rehash branches now? :D
[22:20:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Psychologists Call Out the Study That Called Out the Field of Psychology - http://sylnt.us - replicability-crisis-crisis
[22:23:21] <takyon> I didn't actually write the submission Gravis, you insufferable nitpicker
[22:25:19] <crutchy> ~time gmt+1
[22:25:22] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 4 March 2016, 10:25 pm
[22:26:10] <takyon> ~time utc+1
[22:26:12] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 4 March 2016, 10:26 pm
[22:26:28] <takyon> ~time paris
[22:26:31] <exec> Friday, 4 March 2016 @ 11:26 pm GMT+1 - Paris, France
[22:26:44] <takyon> memorize dat
[22:28:17] * crutchy will always remember paris...
[22:29:00] <takyon> !grab crutchy
[22:29:00] <Bender> Added quote 685
[22:29:15] <takyon> and now, so will everybody else
[22:31:07] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $697
[22:45:17] <crutchy> yay! made it so i can load/save files that are compatible with the finite element software i use at work (so now i'll be able to test stuff)
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[23:18:56] <takyon> looks like drunkyon is taking over the site
[23:19:07] <takyon> (there are no upcoming stories yet)
[23:27:54] <takyon> where is SubiculumHammer
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[23:33:37] <cmn32480> some of us have jobs keeping us busy as hell
[23:48:38] <takyon> I got a couple of posts in
[23:48:49] <takyon> but I want to do some submissions because our current crop is not great
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[23:53:53] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[23:54:03] <takyon> hi
[23:55:19] <BadCoderFinger> Hey takyon, how are things?
[23:55:35] <takyon> a lil tipsy
[23:55:46] <takyon> i think i'm going to flood some submissions in
[23:56:24] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, drunk submitting should be an olympic sport!
[23:57:12] <takyon> u don't want me 2 win
[23:58:23] <BadCoderFinger> There are probably worse winners.