#Soylent | Logs for 2016-03-02
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[00:03:01] <takyon> wtf
[00:04:44] <alexbst> well, that was balactus.
[00:04:54] <alexbst> I guess it was a mix of black and galactus ?
[00:05:49] <takyon> and ethanol probably
[00:28:36] <nick> cerveza time again
[00:44:59] -!- julian has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[01:26:56] <takyon> #submit http://www.hpcwire.com
[01:27:01] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[01:27:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pray, OS, Do My Bidding! - http://sylnt.us - bringing-operating-systems-to-task
[01:27:31] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[01:32:13] <takyon> #submit http://www.kurzweilai.net
[01:32:14] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[01:35:18] <takyon> #submit http://www.nextplatform.com
[01:35:18] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[01:35:49] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[01:39:01] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[01:39:01] <NotAnymore> ^ 03NRA Lobbyist Will Co-Host Hillary Clinton Fundraiser
[01:39:27] <Tramtrist> soylent news turning into politico for nerds or something
[01:39:38] <takyon> it's just IRC bro
[01:39:44] <Tramtrist> YOURE JUST IRC
[01:39:55] <takyon> pretty much
[01:39:59] <Tramtrist> ya
[01:43:17] <takyon> http://www.scientificamerican.com
[01:43:17] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Oldest Nervous System Found in 520-Million-Year-Old Fossil - Scientific American
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[01:57:36] <joe-public> Feature request, can the moderate button at some point in the future bring up comments.pl#tree_123456 instead of just comments.pl, where #123456 is the comment being moderated?
[01:58:41] <takyon> that's a pretty good idea. but I think it might already be on the to-do list
[01:58:47] <takyon> paulej72
[01:59:20] <joe-public> Just trying to put a bug in the right ear(s). Thanks.
[02:04:19] <cmn32480> joe-public - do you mean have the moderation bring you back to the last place you moderated?
[02:08:13] <takyon> oh yeah, you can moderate multiple posts in one action...
[02:14:21] <joe-public> yes cmn32480 .
[02:14:44] <cmn32480> I am certain that is already in the works, or perhaps already works
[02:14:56] <cmn32480> I can't remember if I tested that on prod or dev
[02:15:01] <joe-public> thanks. you guys rock.
[02:15:04] <cmn32480> not me
[02:15:08] <cmn32480> I'm just an editor
[02:15:24] <joe-public> so, you also then, imho.
[02:15:25] <cmn32480> paulej72, TheMightyBuzzard, and Bytram are the coders.
[02:15:36] <cmn32480> gimme a sec
[02:16:25] <cmn32480> everythgin on dev is old.
[02:16:46] <cmn32480> I can't moderate anything
[02:17:05] <joe-public> I will just be patient--that seems like a great solution to me.
[02:17:17] <cmn32480> If I recall correctly, it doenst' take you to the page for that particular comment, but on the main comments.pl, it takes you to the last comment you omderated
[02:18:06] <cmn32480> if you ever wanna see what is coming, dev is the place to play
[02:18:15] <takyon> can everyone access dev?
[02:18:22] <cmn32480> I believe so
[02:18:28] <takyon> cool
[02:18:43] <cmn32480> it will depend a little bit on your UID
[02:18:55] <cmn32480> I don't know when the last DB refresh took place on dev
[02:20:42] <takyon> NASA Quesst Project - Quiet Supersonic Transport
[02:20:45] <takyon> is that spelled right?
[02:20:51] <cmn32480> dunno
[02:20:57] <cmn32480> I havne't 2nded that one yet
[02:21:21] <cmn32480> I was pushing a few out then was gonna see what was what.... but I saw the same thing
[02:22:03] <joe-public> I think comments.pl, at the last comment you moderated, is the right place (rather than to a single comment's page)
[02:22:20] <cmn32480> I believe that the devs agreed with that assessment
[02:22:48] <takyon> http://slickdeals.net
[02:22:49] <NotAnymore> ^ 034TB Seagate Expansion Portable External USB 3.0 Hard Drive - Slickdeals.net ( http://slickdeals.net )
[02:22:59] <cmn32480> stop right there
[02:23:18] <cmn32480> Seagate = 💩
[02:23:53] <cmn32480> basically, it lets you moderate and drop back where you were
[02:24:07] <cmn32480> whcih is a significant improvement in my mind
[02:24:11] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:24:21] <cmn32480> there goes the neighborhood
[02:24:30] <Bytram> yes, Quesst is spelled correctly
[02:24:46] <Bytram> I Quesstioned it, myself, too!
[02:24:50] <Bytram> =)
[02:25:12] * cmn32480 hands bytram a facepalm
[02:25:22] <takyon> (unicode)
[02:25:47] * Bytram gratefully accepts
[02:29:46] * cmn32480 is sleepy
[02:29:59] * Bytram is snow white
[02:30:01] <Bytram> nograb
[02:30:15] <cmn32480> no grabbing actions... yet
[02:30:26] * Bytram tries to remain on guard
[02:30:46] <cmn32480> what you adn the guard do while he is off duty is your own business
[02:31:00] <Bytram> appreciate that
[02:31:40] <takyon> it's all grabbed by the logs
[02:31:49] <cmn32480> yeah... sombody'd have to fix bender's pile of spaghetti code to make him grab actions
[02:50:03] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:50:07] * exec accidentally hurls a pair of used panties full of splodge at #soylent
[02:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, joe-public, takes you back to article.pl nowadays i think. to the last comment you moderated.
[02:54:26] <cmn32480> that on prod tmb?
[02:54:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> dev. prod will get it around the end of the month
[02:54:48] <joe-public> Thanks much.
[02:55:11] <cmn32480> I was right... just the wrong file... ah well... I'll take it
[02:55:29] <cmn32480> put it in place for 4/1... then take it away?
[02:55:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was going back to comments.pl but we decided why not just take em back to article.pl where they started.
[02:56:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> works with multiple moderations at once as well. takes you to the furthest down the page that you just moderated.
[02:57:56] <cmn32480> thanks buzzard
[02:57:59] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++
[02:57:59] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 220
[02:58:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Never Trust User Input - How Ebay Tries to Prevent Scripting Exploits and Fails - http://sylnt.us - "[]()!+"-FTW
[02:58:17] <cmn32480> anyway... off to bed with me
[02:58:33] <cmn32480> ~gnight everybody... see you tomorrow
[02:58:35] * exec diabolically poops an anvil of bewb for everybody...
[02:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[03:01:48] <cmn32480> ~folding-rank
[03:01:50] <exec> 072485
[03:02:00] <cmn32480> !woop
[03:02:00] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[03:02:04] <cmn32480> in the top 2500
[03:02:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~moo
[03:02:07] <exec> (__)
[03:02:07] <exec> (oo)
[03:02:07] <exec> /------\/
[03:02:08] <exec> / | ||
[03:02:08] <exec> * /\---/\
[03:02:09] <exec> ~~ ~~
[03:02:10] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[03:02:20] <cmn32480> ~cowsay baaaaaaaaa
[03:02:22] <exec> ____________
[03:02:22] <exec> < baaaaaaaaa >
[03:02:22] <exec> ------------
[03:02:22] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:02:23] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:02:24] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:02:25] <exec> ||----w |
[03:02:26] <exec> || ||
[03:03:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> $burrito cmn32480
[03:03:03] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at cmn32480
[03:03:34] <cmn32480> 💩
[03:03:36] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[03:03:48] <cmn32480> take THAT!
[03:09:23] <Bytram> cmn32480: a cow that say baaaaaa? I *love* it!!!!!!!!!!
[03:09:42] <Bytram> ~cowsay Meoooooow?
[03:09:44] <exec> ____________
[03:09:44] <exec> < Meoooooow? >
[03:09:44] <exec> ------------
[03:09:44] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:09:44] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:09:45] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:09:46] <exec> ||----w |
[03:09:47] <exec> || ||
[03:11:02] <takyon> ~cowsay God left me unfinished.
[03:11:03] <exec> _________________________
[03:11:03] <exec> < God left me unfinished. >
[03:11:03] <exec> -------------------------
[03:11:03] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:11:03] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:11:04] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:11:05] <exec> ||----w |
[03:11:06] <exec> || ||
[03:11:20] <cmn32480> that is udderly rediculous!
[03:11:50] <Bytram> truly!
[03:11:59] <cmn32480> we better stop milking this
[03:12:12] <cmn32480> or somebody's gonna have a beef about it
[03:12:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> bullshit
[03:12:30] <cmn32480> DOn't ahve a cow, man!
[03:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should bed. it's sleep time.
[03:13:09] <cmn32480> yeah me too
[03:13:17] <cmn32480> I'm really leaving this time
[03:13:23] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:13:25] * exec insatiably pours an assfull of boogers for #soylent
[03:13:31] <Bytram> au revoir, meine Freunde!
[03:13:35] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:13:37] * exec suspiciously blows a buzz saw of rocket sauce at TheMightyBuzzard
[03:13:52] <chromas> ~g'day >beverage 🐂💩
[03:13:54] <exec> added to beverages
[03:14:09] <cmn32480> rocket sauce????
[03:14:13] <cmn32480> REALLY??????????!!!
[03:14:16] <Bytram> hypergolic fluids
[03:14:29] <Bytram> ~g hypergolic
[03:14:31] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:14:31] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:14:40] <Bytram> ~define hypergolic
[03:14:41] <exec> hypergolic: unable to find definition
[03:14:44] <Bytram> lol
[03:15:14] <cmn32480> I need t remember to go look at the list for gday at some point
[03:15:16] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: g'night!
[03:15:26] <Bytram> cmn32480: g'night!
[03:15:33] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[03:15:35] * exec dexterously pours a spoon of coffee for bytram
[03:15:54] <cmn32480> I blame crutchy for the contents
[03:15:54] <Bytram> that's about the most I'd like to have this late in the evening... appreciate the consideration!
[03:15:57] <Bytram> =)
[03:16:03] <Bytram> cmn32480: Go. To. Bed.
[03:16:07] <cmn32480> yes dad
[03:16:11] <cmn32480> gnight
[03:16:20] <cmn32480> ~gnight chromas
[03:16:20] <Bytram> lol!
[03:16:25] * exec diabolically microagresses a caravan of chromas scratching his glasscrack at chromas
[03:16:32] <chromas> ~g'night sir
[03:16:35] * exec suspiciously cracks open a coffee++ mug of dongles for sir
[03:16:38] <Bytram> you kicked my butt a couple times when I needed it, happy to return the favor
[03:42:58] <SirFinkus> oh god, I just realized I've put 26 hours into disgaea since getting it like 4 days ago
[03:42:59] <SirFinkus> rip my life
[03:43:45] <Bytram> what is 'disgaea' ??
[03:43:47] <Bytram> http://www.itworld.com
[03:43:50] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Qualcomm fined in the US over China corruption allegations | ITworld ( http://www.itworld.com )
[03:44:19] <SirFinkus> tactical rpg
[03:44:31] <SirFinkus> sickeningly japanese though
[03:44:45] <Bytram> k
[03:44:50] <Bytram> thanks!
[03:45:07] <SirFinkus> for?
[03:46:02] <Bytram> splaining what disgaea was.
[03:46:37] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:46:38] <NotAnymore> ^ 03VODER (1939) - Early Speech Synthesizer - YouTube
[03:49:58] <SirFinkus> the story and characters are cringe inducing, but the gameplay is solid
[03:50:09] <SirFinkus> it's buggy too
[03:50:36] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:50:36] <SirFinkus> you can lift characters, but I've found a way to lift characters/objects/random memory locations from across the map
[03:50:36] <NotAnymore> ^ 03We're doing SETI the wrong and long way around, say boffins • The Register
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[03:54:09] <SirFinkus> what's the timeout on posting comments?
[03:54:34] <SirFinkus> a bit of information that's conspicuously absent from the "slow down cowboy" error
[03:54:44] <SirFinkus> just says it's been 1 minute since I last posted
[03:55:41] <SirFinkus> let me post now
[03:55:45] * SirFinkus is impatient
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[04:05:57] <takyon> is there even a timeout for logged in users anymore?
[04:06:51] <SirFinkus> I guess so
[04:07:00] <Bytram> one of the benefits listed in the subscription faq is that there is no time wait required between posts, IIRC
[04:07:01] <SirFinkus> seems pretty short
[04:07:06] <SirFinkus> yeah
[04:07:35] <Bytram> o/w, i tthink it [used to gbe?] 5 (4?) minutes
[04:07:46] <SirFinkus> seems short than that
[04:07:52] <SirFinkus> like 2 minutes
[04:08:07] <Bytram> SirFinkus: looks like your subscription expired on 2015-05-01
[04:08:20] <SirFinkus> yeah, I know
[04:08:46] <SirFinkus> that was actually a gift thing too for helping ncommander with something
[04:08:48] <SirFinkus> forgot what
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[04:13:35] <takyon> later
[04:13:57] <Bytram> takyon: ciao for now
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[04:20:06] * Deucalion delves into ircd.conf :D
[04:23:49] <chromas> adding allowable chars to nicks?
[04:24:07] * chromas nicks 🐂
[04:25:18] <Bytram> the extra charas are called nick nacks
[04:25:23] <Bytram> ;)
[04:25:55] * chromas whacks patties
[04:26:50] <Bytram> awww, c'mon! give a dog a bone!
[04:27:13] <Bytram> this old man is going to bed.
[04:27:24] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[04:27:26] * exec insatiably slides an assload of SARS to #Soylent
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[04:30:11] * Deucalion volunteers chromas to add UTF-8 or w/e support to Charybdis and atheme-services for nick and channel names :P
[04:30:59] <Deucalion> prolly be a case of... well I wouldn't start from this long unsupported poopy
[04:33:44] <chromas> I figured the server just rejected them
[04:34:00] <chromas> s/m$/ characters/
[04:34:00] <sedctl> <chromas> I figured the server just rejected the characters
[04:37:24] <Deucalion> Yes, it's input validation is flawless :)
[04:37:29] <Deucalion> its
[04:38:19] <chromas> The UTFs are too fancy. I think we need to create an alternative
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[04:49:40] <Deucalion> It should incorporate all the other standards and then enhance on them... then we can have just the one
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[04:59:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Our Ancestors Drilled Rotten Teeth - http://sylnt.us - blame-the-tooth-fairy
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[05:01:20] * chromas wonders what irc client parts channels before quitting
[05:03:13] <Deucalion> I do when testing something using the webchat :P
[05:07:30] <SirFinkus> mongolian throat singing is awesome https://www.youtube.com
[05:07:31] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Khusugtun Batzorig Chinggis khaan - YouTube
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[05:28:27] <Gravis> fever broke. turns out i just needed more cowbell.
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[06:15:53] <SirFinkus> some asshole broke into my sisters car
[06:16:00] <SirFinkus> which is fair enough
[06:16:05] <SirFinkus> but he broke two windows
[06:16:11] <SirFinkus> why not just one?
[06:16:12] <SirFinkus> fucker
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[06:17:41] <swiss> SirFinkus: were her doors unlocked?
[06:17:53] <SirFinkus> no
[06:17:54] <swiss> half the time people break through the windows, the doors are unlocked
[06:18:03] <SirFinkus> I imagine that's why they broke the windows
[06:18:04] <swiss> which just makes it worse
[06:18:12] <swiss> nah, they don't check if its unlocked first
[06:30:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secure Digital 5.0 Standard: Memory Cards Intended for 8K and Virtual Reality Recording - http://sylnt.us - store-more-faster
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[07:48:31] <SirFinkus> my 2 steak shit is in the on deck circle
[07:50:51] <Subsentient> Horse tentacle tofu
[07:54:31] <chromas> sounds like good $burrito material
[07:56:20] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage 2 steak shit
[07:56:21] <exec> added to beverages
[07:56:34] <chromas> oh yeah
[07:56:48] <chromas> ~g'day >beverage horse tentacle tofu
[07:56:49] <exec> added to beverages
[07:57:17] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage hypergolic buttsauce
[07:57:19] <exec> added to beverages
[07:58:04] <Ticho> you have a strange obsession with butt-produced things
[07:58:44] <crutchy> !grab Ticho
[07:58:44] <Bender> Added quote 684
[07:59:23] * crutchy blames chromas' dog
[08:02:07] <SirFinkus> oh, I had a burrito today
[08:02:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Quesst Project - Quiet Supersonic Transport - http://sylnt.us - end-of-the-boom-times
[08:02:10] <SirFinkus> I took a picture
[08:02:43] <chromas> before or after?
[08:03:05] <crutchy> ~g'day >container yo mama's asscrack
[08:03:06] <exec> added to containers
[08:03:12] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[08:03:15] <SirFinkus> I was upset
[08:03:37] <chromas> oh yeah
[08:03:39] <SirFinkus> I mean, I purchased it out of a freezer in a gas station, so I don't know what I expected
[08:03:47] <chromas> a tortilla burrito
[08:03:52] <SirFinkus> but beans are one of the cheapest foods
[08:04:09] <SirFinkus> so I shudder to think what other cost saving measures they took
[08:04:10] <chromas> Did it have beans? I don' see no beans
[08:04:17] <SirFinkus> if they're skimping on the beans
[08:04:19] <crutchy> even aqu4's burritos are more enticing than that
[08:04:53] <chromas> instead of a tortilla, they used skin peeled off sunburn victims
[08:05:11] <SirFinkus> my theory was pressed cockroach shit
[08:05:46] <crutchy> ~gday >adverb metrosexually
[08:05:48] <exec> added to adverbs
[08:06:14] <SirFinkus> ~gday >adverb crutchyly
[08:06:15] <exec> added to adverbs
[08:07:38] <crutchy> ~gday >adverb romantically
[08:07:39] <exec> added to adverbs
[08:07:55] * crutchy expects there is gunna be some pretty bent g'day messages
[08:08:00] <crutchy> ~g'day SirFinkus
[08:08:02] * exec romantically a cheap plastic cup of terrible puns hucks SirFinkus
[08:08:07] <crutchy> lol
[08:08:26] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[08:08:28] <exec> http://ix.io
[08:08:39] <chromas> ~g'day >action
[08:08:40] <exec> error: action already exists
[08:08:44] <chromas> ~g'day <action
[08:08:45] <exec> deleted action
[08:08:53] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[08:08:55] <exec> http://ix.io
[08:09:03] <crutchy> chromas++
[08:09:03] <Bender> karma - chromas: 157
[08:09:59] <SirFinkus> assuming you have "seductively" already
[08:10:12] <crutchy> nope
[08:10:15] <chromas> ~g'day >adverb transphobically
[08:10:17] <exec> added to adverbs
[08:10:21] <crutchy> lol
[08:10:32] <SirFinkus> time for bed
[08:10:39] <chromas> what's that?
[08:11:06] <crutchy> its an invention thats yet to spread to eastern washington state :p
[08:11:21] <SirFinkus> a terrible illness caused by caffeine deficiency
[08:11:37] <crutchy> aww
[08:11:39] * chromas suspiciously raises an eyebrow
[08:11:40] <crutchy> i ate my burger
[08:12:00] <crutchy> and then looked at the burger box and wondered where my burger went
[08:12:13] <crutchy> stupid after-work brain
[08:12:57] <crutchy> ~g'day >adverb flatulantly
[08:12:58] <exec> added to adverbs
[08:14:18] * crutchy wonders who the lucky winner of "flatulantly poops an assful of baby batter" will be
[08:14:42] <chromas> yo mama
[08:14:58] <crutchy> hmm. i guess that would be convention
[08:15:35] <crutchy> i was probably lucky. i only good peed and spewed on once each
[08:17:06] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage social justice
[08:17:07] <exec> added to beverages
[08:18:10] <crutchy> hmm. wonder if you can add color
[08:18:27] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage 05fresh shit
[08:18:28] <exec> added to beverages
[08:18:35] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[08:18:37] <exec> http://ix.io
[08:18:52] <crutchy> hmm. it might work
[08:19:06] <crutchy> outputs "\u000305fresh shit" in json
[08:20:04] <crutchy> ~g'day >action twerks for
[08:20:05] <exec> added to actions
[08:20:15] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[08:20:17] <exec> http://ix.io
[08:23:03] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage cow dung custard
[08:23:04] <exec> added to beverages
[08:56:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[08:56:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2311
[08:57:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'day >adberb problematically
[08:57:57] * exec fanatically flings a used franger of privilege at >adberb
[08:58:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'day >adverb problematically
[08:58:10] <exec> added to adverbs
[08:58:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid bot, do what i mean not what i say
[09:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.homesteadnotes.com
[09:00:33] <NotAnymore> ^ 03The new circular slingshot - Homestead Notes
[09:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> It fires up to 330 feet per second — ball bearings and even arrows (if you get the optional whisker basket). It is simple to use and seems to be the next evolution in slingshot weapons.
[09:01:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> and in a pinch, doubles as a butt plug
[09:04:15] <chromas> what doesn't?
[09:04:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> jello
[09:04:34] * chromas checks his privilege; plugs it in
[09:04:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no matter how hard you try
[09:04:37] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[09:05:08] <chromas> you're up far too early
[09:05:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're not wrong
[09:06:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> dreamed i was fighting a mountain lion with a pocket knife. i was winning of course but the hardon it left me with wouldn't let me go back to sleep.
[09:06:37] <chromas> well whose fault is that?
[09:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> morpheus's
[09:07:03] <Ticho> why would a mountain lion use pocket knife?
[09:07:20] <chromas> no reason to let that body go to waste…
[09:07:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ticho, that's just one of the mysteries of dreams
[09:07:46] <chromas> did it also have a slingshot?
[09:07:58] <Ticho> more importantly, where did he keep it? a lion has no pockets
[09:08:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it did, it was making alternate use of it
[09:08:06] <chromas> perhaps it was a mischievous ten-year-old kitty
[09:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, figured since i was awake i'd go ahead and write a push and pop LIFO for the new bot
[09:10:17] <chromas> make a minecraft mod that lets you link in your bot
[09:13:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, thas too easy
[09:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> even java can't make that difficult
[09:14:46] <chromas> Good sir: that just shows your inexperience with java
[09:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> in this you may be correct
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[09:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Subsentient
[09:27:18] <Subsentient> hi TheMightyBuzzard
[09:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, this handy dandy substrings library you been tellin me about, mind if i steal it?
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[09:30:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, guess so
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[09:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> dropbears get your network cable?
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[09:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor rat
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[09:31:45] <Subsentient> Alright
[09:31:47] <Subsentient> was fixing up NEXUS.
[09:32:03] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Gonna try and keep working on NEXUS' codebase. I want to fix the bugs if possible.
[09:32:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, this handy dandy substrings library you been tellin me about, mind if i steal it?
[09:33:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, hoping to have to resort to perl only where text mangling truly gets hairy.
[09:34:13] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah, that's why I made it!
[09:34:14] <Subsentient> take it!
[09:34:17] <Subsentient> it's awesome :^)
[09:34:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, whur be it?
[09:34:58] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You might soon find yourself using another add-me-into-your-source-tree library of mine, too, libcpsl, the C portable storage library.
[09:35:13] <Subsentient> http://universe2.us
[09:35:14] <NotAnymore> ^✓ 03SubStrings, a better way to deal with C strings
[09:35:38] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: SubStrings isn't regex, but it does manage to make working with strings in C a lot less awful.
[09:35:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> muchos grassy ass, me amoeba
[09:36:06] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: The other library you might want later :^D http://github.com
[09:36:07] <NotAnymore> ^ 03GitHub - Subsentient/libcpsl: Deliberately tiny, standalone, freestanding and non-hosted, dynamic storage library for C and C++. Kinda like C++ map, list, vector, etc. ( https://github.com )
[09:37:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> does sound handy. i was just about to write a fifo.
[09:37:23] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: It's not stable or usable yet, but give it a week or so.
[09:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> knod knod
[09:38:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> back in a few, nicotine time again.
[09:38:28] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Gonna use it with NEXUS later on, hopefully replacing those homebrew linked lists with a uniform implementation will stop some of NEXUS' segfault bugs.
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[10:03:19] <crutchy> is testbox going to be having sexual relations with aqu4?
[10:03:25] <crutchy> *testbot
[10:03:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Israeli-Palestinian Firefight Results From Waze App Navigation - http://sylnt.us - driving-under-the-influence-of-technology
[10:06:30] <crutchy> ~weather
[10:06:32] <exec> 04Traralgon VIC - currently 22°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 11 km/h, humidity 69% - Wednesday partly cloudy (16°C:37°C), Thursday partly cloudy (16°C:31°C), Friday partly cloudy (18°C:35°C), Saturday partly cloudy (15°C:32°C)
[10:09:14] <crutchy> shutting down folding@home on my home pyewta for tonight cos its too damn hot n stuffy to have the cpu/gpu heating up any more than it has to
[10:10:26] <crutchy> ~g'day >container dogbox
[10:10:28] <exec> added to containers
[10:11:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, testbot is going to have sexual relations with MrsPlow
[11:15:49] <Subsentient> crutchy: Who's testbot?
[11:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, what my C bot is currently named
[11:16:12] <crutchy> tmb's new c/perl6 masterpiece :p
[11:16:15] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Ahh, nice. Got source?
[11:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, perl5 thank you very much
[11:16:33] * Subsentient doesn't like perl 6
[11:16:54] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Using SubStrings should eliminate most need for Perl in your bot.
[11:17:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, pretty ugly right now but you can look at the C bits if you like.
[11:17:23] <Subsentient> It's proven to be a godsend to me. One of the best couple hundred lines of code I ever wrote :^)
[11:17:24] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah
[11:19:59] * Subsentient pokes TheMightyBuzzard
[11:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> code's still very much a work in progress. some stuff i know is broken and needs fixed, some stuff is commented out and going away, some stuff still needs commented out and to go away.
[11:20:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com
[11:21:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now i'm building a dynamically sized fifo (so it can get away from me and use up all available ram) for passing things back and forth between the threads without stomping all over stuff
[11:22:46] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: One piece of very important advice: strcat and strcpy are EXTREMELY dangerous. someone could give you a nickname a little too long and end up executing arbitrary code through that gaping security hole.
[11:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, aware of this.
[11:23:07] <Subsentient> I personally don't think they should even be a part of C's standard library.
[11:23:26] <Subsentient> and strncpy and strncat are much safer, but inconsistent and a constant source of errors and mistakes.
[11:23:38] * Subsentient suddenly remembers why he wrote SubStrings
[11:24:01] <Subsentient> strcpy( myregex, "s/" );
[11:24:02] <Subsentient> strcat( myregex, prefix );
[11:24:02] <Subsentient> strcat( myregex, "socialist\\s+(.*)/$1, you're a socialist!/i" );
[11:24:03] <Subsentient> Not safe!!!
[11:24:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, still in the proof of concept stage. not really concerned yet.
[11:25:13] <Subsentient> alright, just don't get in the habit of using those functions.
[11:25:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[11:25:17] <Subsentient> they are really truly terrible.
[11:25:33] * Subsentient thinks they are among the biggest warts in all of C
[11:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ease of use just to get the bloody thing working trumps safety at the moment.
[11:26:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i can break it and find out what's broke.
[11:26:32] <Subsentient> For strcpy, without SubStrings, you could do: strncpy(myregex, "s/", sizeof myregex - 1); myregex[sizeof myregex - 1] = '\0';
[11:26:44] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I've done that before, and regretted it.
[11:27:17] <Subsentient> strcpy/strcat offer convenience at a price, and you unwittingly end up writing code that doesn't easily get passed a maximum write size.
[11:27:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> well the C part isn't going to grow any bigger than absolutely necessary right at the moment.
[11:28:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> so it should be easy enough to clean up after it's working.
[11:28:19] <Subsentient> strncat() works just like SubStrings.Cat(), but you pass one less than the total capacity (including the null byte) because strncat writes the null byte AFTER the maximum write size.
[11:28:24] <Ticho> why not be edgy and write it in rust right off the bat? :)
[11:29:19] <Ticho> you can have it working _and_ mostly correct at the same time
[11:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not edgy, just an asshole.
[11:29:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm so old and set in my ways that i fart dust.
[11:30:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and also i've never played with rust
[11:30:21] <Ticho> that's from all those pop tarts
[11:31:05] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: So if you are doing most of it in Perl, why use C at all?
[11:32:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, cause the networking code and perl interpreter in C runs under 10MB. In perl it runs over 20.
[11:32:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> resident that is
[11:33:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> trying not to have a bot eating 60MB of ram on our staff server.
[11:34:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Discover Gene Involved in Gray Hair - http://sylnt.us - fix-baldness-you-insensitive-clod!
[11:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now, including the perl in mrplow.base (can't share that, has hardcoded passwords in it), it's 19MB at runtime.
[11:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, plus, for complex tasks involving text mangling, perl saves me an insane amount of coding time.
[11:40:32] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I'd give SubStrings a chance in that respect. Has search/replace, line splitting, line iteration for buffers in memory, etc
[11:40:33] <crutchy> damn dude. you need php :p
[11:40:38] * crutchy shows himself out
[11:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to. there's a lot more stuff that can't be at all easily backported though.
[11:41:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, that's specifically why i asked for it =P
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[11:55:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, this FIFO is being a pain in my ass. which is just as well since i spontaneously decided i might as well be able to pull from either end.
[12:34:05] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:34:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2312
[12:38:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:38:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2313
[12:38:28] <cmn32480> ~gday buzzard
[12:38:30] * exec accidentally blows a cheap plastic cup of cowbell at buzzard
[12:38:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'day cmn32480
[12:38:40] * exec insatiably microagresses a spoon of Khyber's AC LEDs at cmn32480
[12:39:19] <cmn32480> I suppose that is better than "Chromas scratching his glasscrack"
[12:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> most anything is.
[12:44:17] <cmn32480> oooo coffee++is ready
[12:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays
[12:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> currently enjoying mine from a 30oz Yeti cup that the roomie brought me back from his trip.
[12:45:31] <cmn32480> went to Disney did he?
[12:45:43] <cmn32480> specifically Animal Kingdom
[12:46:00] <cmn32480> and rode "Expedition Everest"
[12:46:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeti as in the amazing coolers that will keep ice in them for over a week.
[12:46:28] * cmn32480 has cameras everywhere
[12:46:35] * cmn32480 has cameras everywhere except there
[12:47:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> so far it keeps coffee the same temp it came out of the pot for over an hour as far as i can tell.
[12:47:20] <cmn32480> cool
[12:49:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, quite warm
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[13:36:03] * cmn32480 wonders if yeti are lin Tontons... cold on the outside stinky on the inside...
[13:50:34] <nick> g'day
[13:53:25] <cmn32480> ~gday nick
[13:53:27] * exec flatulantly offers an anvil of milo to nick
[13:56:23] <cmn32480> !uid
[13:56:23] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6141, owned by butthurt
[13:56:32] * cmn32480 snorts with laughter
[13:59:14] <cmn32480> well... now we know where to find butthurt
[14:01:33] <nick> lol
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[14:52:03] <Runaway1956> Goooood morning, Deviants!
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[14:55:29] <cmn32480> ~gday Runaway1956
[14:55:31] * exec crutchyly passes a bathtub of cowbell to Runaway1956
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[14:58:05] * Runaway1956 is about to embark on the hazardous mission of installing the Nvidia driver on Linux
[14:58:34] <Runaway1956> I often just go without the damned thing, because it's so easy to screw it up.
[14:59:40] <Runaway1956> But, if I want to compete with Sir Finkus, I'll have to get my GPU cranking.
[14:59:55] <Runaway1956> The wife finally noticed that HER computer was running FAH, and she uninstalled it.
[15:00:09] * Runaway1956 married a mean old woman
[15:01:55] <cmn32480> lol
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[15:02:44] <cmn32480> ~folding-rank
[15:02:46] <exec> 072444
[15:02:51] <cmn32480> still climbing!
[15:03:22] <Runaway1956> Oh yes, we're going to continue climbing for a long time, but the rate of climb has already begun to slow.
[15:03:33] <cmn32480> most cxertainly
[15:03:38] <Runaway1956> We no longer increase our rank by 2000 or more per week
[15:03:48] <cmn32480> but there are a lot of teams with "0" additions in the past 7 days
[15:04:00] <cmn32480> um... duh?
[15:04:33] <cmn32480> at first we were doing that almost hourly
[15:04:51] <cmn32480> ~funding
[15:04:56] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $697
[15:08:02] <Runaway1956> https://foldingforum.org
[15:08:03] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Folding Forum View topic - Dual CPU configuration
[15:09:03] <Runaway1956> Gravis hasn't mentioned anyone purchasing a membership for him? I wanted to hear his comments when he learned that he needs to thank Donald Trump.
[15:09:49] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $697
[15:11:12] <cmn32480> interesting thread Runaway1956
[15:11:26] <cmn32480> what are you referring to on the subscription? I musta missed that one
[15:12:25] <Runaway1956> I wanted to help on the funding, my sub is up to date, so thought I'd buy a sub for *someone*. Settled on Gravis, and I wrote in the "from" block, "Donald Trump".
[15:12:43] <Runaway1956> I mean, EVERYONE buys a sub for Nick, don't they?
[15:12:59] <cmn32480> lol
[15:13:14] <cmn32480> well played sir, well played
[15:13:41] <Runaway1956> My funny bone is connected to my evil bone
[15:17:40] <Ticho> or perhaps the two are the same bone
[16:08:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook's Latin America VP Arrested in Brazil for Refusing to Share WhatsApp Data - http://sylnt.us - whatsapp-with-this-guy
[16:12:06] <cmn32480> I hate it when customer tell me they want me to come on site to fix something but don't tell me what is wrong, or exactly what they want me to do and then expect me to give them a time estimate.
[16:12:16] <cmn32480> what is wrong with people?
[16:13:04] <Ticho> say "between three seconds and two days"
[16:13:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> changes "days" to "months" and you'd have an accurate estimate!
[16:15:16] <cmn32480> and billed by the nano-second
[16:16:24] <cmn32480> ~folding-rank
[16:16:26] <exec> 072444
[16:16:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: I think the problems is mostly that people are either stupid or thoughtless.
[16:16:57] <cmn32480> or both
[16:17:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/problems/problem/
[16:17:02] <sedctl> <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: I think the problem is mostly that people are either stupid or thoughtless.
[16:17:09] <Runaway1956> OMG - nvidia-dkms is just about finished building . . . I'm afraid to reboot - will it work, or will I have to spend the rest of the day finding the problem?
[16:17:18] <Runaway1956> Wish me luck, guys . . .
[16:17:25] <cmn32480> I 'd bet the second option
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[16:17:35] <cmn32480> he's fucked.
[16:17:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> probably.
[16:17:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> Good luck, Runaway1956!
[16:52:54] <cmn32480> he's not back yet... that ain't a good sign
[17:39:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pharmaceutical Companies Make Billions of Dollars From Wasted Drugs in Bad Packaging - http://sylnt.us - putting-the-patient-behind-our-wallet
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[21:12:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former Chesapeake Energy CEO Dies in Car Crash the Day After He Was Indicted - http://sylnt.us - too-much-gas
[21:33:58] <nick> hate to be the cynical asshole but the pics of the accident there do look enough do just have 'DNA confirms he was in the vehicle' rather than actually having a body/identifiable remains
[21:34:38] <takyon> i didn't look at any pics
[21:34:48] <takyon> just rushed like I was doing 90mph to post the story
[21:35:23] <nick> whole thing is burned up, the front is totally destroyed, where the driver would have been looks completely melted/unrecognisable
[21:36:53] <nick> https://twitter.com
[21:36:54] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Royce Young on Twitter: "Here's a picture of McClendon's vehicle. According to police, he ran into/off of a bridge: https://t.co"
[21:37:15] <Ticho> how does one run into slash off of a bridge?
[21:37:29] <takyon> fast
[21:37:47] <nick> wasn't off a bridge
[21:37:59] <nick> car doesn't look to have been rolled, if it had come from the top it would surely be in even worse condition
[21:38:51] <takyon> not broke link: https://twitter.com
[21:38:57] <takyon> wait what
[21:39:04] <takyon> oh I see what I did
[21:39:27] <takyon> who makes the bot
[21:39:40] <takyon> they should pad the description with a space to prevent links from being screwed up
[21:39:42] <nick> http://www.zerohedge.com
[21:40:02] <nick> there's the pic where you can see where the driver would have been
[21:41:37] <nick> "The charge that has been filed against me today is wrong and unprecedented. I have been singled out as the only person in the oil and gas industry in over 110 years since the Sherman Act became law to have been accused of this crime in relation to joint bidding on leasehold."
[21:46:08] <takyon> he died wrapped in the loving embrace of oil
[21:49:41] <nick> it was a nice warm comforting feeling at first
[22:43:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Shakespeare's Grave Scanned in 400th Anniversary - http://sylnt.us - double-double-toil-and-trouble
[22:55:01] <cmn32480> I'm out. baCK LATER AMYBE
[22:55:06] <cmn32480> stupid caps lock
[22:55:11] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[22:55:13] * exec dexterously twerks a cold can of privilege for #soylent
[22:55:21] <Deucalion> ~gnight cmn32480
[22:55:24] * exec metrosexually cracks open a blagoblag of string cheese for cmn32480
[23:25:57] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[23:25:59] <exec> 072432
[23:26:55] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[23:26:56] <NotAnymore> ^ 03The JeffersonsTheme Song - YouTube
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[23:40:42] <Deucalion> slowly creeping up the ranks there SirFinkus :)