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[00:00:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> feminist economics: i have a credit card, therefore i have money.
[00:00:12] <crutchy> lol
[00:00:14] <SirFinkus> feminist economics isn't as retarded as it sounds actually
[00:00:26] <dyingtolive> go on...
[00:00:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, true - you need to budget extra for Tampons and Midol
[00:00:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> and chocolate
[00:00:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, 'tis true Buzzard.
[00:01:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Troi was right.
[00:01:10] <SirFinkus> basically, she argued that GDP was a poor measure of economic success because it only counted transactions that used the monetary system and not unpaid work
[00:01:30] <crutchy> wasn't there something about how the government was going to force employers to pay for tampons for their female employees, and it wasn't supposed to adversely affect employers willingness to hire women?
[00:01:37] <crutchy> that's feminist economics for ya :p
[00:01:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a reason for that.
[00:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause you can't accurately quantify work that ain't fookin paid for.
[00:02:23] <SirFinkus> true, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have an effect on economic development
[00:02:35] <crutchy> GDP is shit cos it includes debt... so basically the more you borrow the bigger your GDP
[00:02:38] <Ethanol-fueled> To be fair, you can't really quantify work that is paid for. Measurement is as only as good as metrics. And corporate metrics are retarded.
[00:02:39] <dyingtolive> that's not an insane idea really though. factoring in quid pro quo might finally legitimize it, and then we'd see a return to hot secretaries again.
[00:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> either nobody values it, in which case it is zero value, or you're doing it in lieu of hiring someone to do it in which case the value could be whatever you haggled it to be.
[00:03:00] <SirFinkus> basically part of her argument crutchy
[00:03:18] <SirFinkus> war is good for GDP because losses aren't counted either
[00:03:29] <SirFinkus> broken window fallacy etc
[00:03:44] <chromas> That doesn't really sound like feminist economics
[00:03:53] <crutchy> cos it makes sense?
[00:03:54] <chromas> but they want to appropriate everything under their umbrella, so
[00:03:55] <crutchy> lol
[00:04:08] <chromas> feminism == systemd
[00:04:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[00:04:14] <Bender> Added quote 680
[00:04:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, not to mention that war distracts people from how much their own governments have fucked them.
[00:04:17] <SirFinkus> she seemed reasonable to me
[00:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, plus it lets you take out your frustrations on the enemy.
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[00:04:51] <crutchy> SirFinkus, did she identify as being from the austrian school of economics?
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[00:05:06] <SirFinkus> no, she's from new zealand
[00:05:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Yep, Buzzard. WWIII when?
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[00:05:12] <SirFinkus> not australia
[00:05:12] <crutchy> as opposed to the keynesian arch nemisis
[00:05:23] <crutchy> lol no i mean austrian economics
[00:05:24] <julian_> It's Marxian economics, not Austrian
[00:05:36] <SirFinkus> no, she's from new zealand
[00:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, dunno bout that. ten to fiddy years before the second civil war though.
[00:05:39] <crutchy> supply side
[00:06:03] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:06:04] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: Marilyn Waring
[00:06:05] <SirFinkus> have a that
[00:06:09] <crutchy> there could be different names. most austrians identify as austrians
[00:06:24] <julian_> Feminists took Marx and applied it to women, as if they were a "class" in the Marxist sense
[00:06:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, let's hope it happens. But before that New York should secede from New York City, and California should secede from Los Angeles and San Francisco.
[00:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> julian_, harpo was my favorite. cracked me up every time he was like here, hold my leg.
[00:07:09] <crutchy> apparently there's a bunch of supertall skinny skyscrapers going up in manhattan
[00:07:27] <crutchy> wealthy chinese wanting to sleep above the riff raff or something
[00:07:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Obligatory Marx/Lenin joke incoming:
[00:07:53] <Ethanol-fueled> https://roboticerotica.files.wordpress.com
[00:08:46] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, NYC and any big city other than San Diego can get fucked.
[00:08:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
[00:09:09] <crutchy> i'm more of a milton friedman fan
[00:09:16] <crutchy> i like some of his lectures
[00:09:34] <SirFinkus> never tried fried man
[00:09:35] <takyon_> will you beat up the Chinese when they try to take over, EF? Will the cops let you go when they are Chinese-owned?
[00:09:42] <SirFinkus> tend to roast it instead
[00:09:57] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, I think by then I'll be living in a Chink-free Zone.
[00:09:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, https://www.youtube.com
[00:10:00] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Stan Marsh Jacking it in San Diego Offical Music Video - YouTube
[00:10:26] <takyon_> Ethanol-fueled: Mars
[00:10:37] <Ethanol-fueled> yeech, that was product placement, Buzzard.
[00:11:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Put Down the Sprouts to Avoid Foodborne Illness - http://sylnt.us - seeds-of-illness
[00:11:57] <SirFinkus> lol the instant you guys started talking about the chinese, I got an email from one
[00:12:14] <takyon_> hue
[00:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, try japan if you have chinese people issues. they fuckin hate the chinese. and everybody else who isn't japanese for that matter.
[00:12:41] <takyon_> you just killed your advice in the same line buzzard
[00:12:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Nobody beats off in public in San Diego, ANYWHERE. We have more class than New York City, where my sister used to live...and she had PLENTY of stories about encountering bums jacking off.
[00:12:57] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:12:58] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: Libertarian socialism
[00:13:00] <crutchy> wtf?
[00:13:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, ya but plenty of people here hate Ethanol-fueled and he still comes around. that obviously isn't a disqualifier for him.
[00:13:19] <Ethanol-fueled> She lived in Prospect Park and worked at Columbia. And saw bums jacking off on a regular basis.
[00:13:22] <crutchy> ok "libertarianism" has been hijacked
[00:13:28] <crutchy> i'm no longer one
[00:13:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I'm waiting for the ban. I won't even protest it.
[00:13:36] <takyon_> TheMightyBuzzard you got a point m8
[00:13:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, how? are we feminists now?
[00:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[00:14:10] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[00:14:13] <crutchy> feminist chauvanists no less
[00:14:24] <SirFinkus> oh wait, can I use that now?
[00:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist SirFinkus
[00:14:33] <MrPlow> SirFinkus, you're a socialist!
[00:14:34] <SirFinkus> #socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[00:14:34] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a socialist!
[00:14:40] <crutchy> .socialist MrPlow
[00:14:46] <crutchy> ~socialist MrPlow
[00:14:48] <exec> MrPlow, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[00:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, ya, most all of MrPlow's shat is everyone plays.
[00:15:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[00:15:13] <MrPlow> battlestations, blackuweather, bnk, default, dothis, find, help, join, klingon, newnick, part, perl6, ping, redtube, roll, seen, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, whereis, youtube
[00:15:19] <crutchy> dipshit anarchists are calling themselves libertarians so they don't sound so much like dipshits
[00:15:19] <SirFinkus> wouldn't let me last time I tried
[00:15:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[00:15:51] <takyon_> #help socialist
[00:15:51] <MrPlow> Has half of a libertarian debate. #socialist crutchy
[00:16:00] <crutchy> lol
[00:16:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> how the hell can you be an anarchist and a socialist?
[00:16:09] <crutchy> nfi
[00:16:25] <crutchy> probably hijacked "socialism" too
[00:16:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're entirely opposed to any central authority but want one to redistribute wealth based on the greed of the lazy/stupid?
[00:17:10] <crutchy> need a link to that libertarian debate comic in your help thingy :D
[00:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, do
[00:17:33] <crutchy> that was gold
[00:17:46] * TheMightyBuzzard fixes that
[00:17:51] <crutchy> wtf lmao https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:17:52] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: Anarchist communism
[00:18:33] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[00:18:34] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Monty Python "Anarcho-Syndacalist Commune" - YouTube
[00:18:38] <crutchy> "advocates the abolition of the state" and "in favor of common ownership of the means of production"
[00:18:49] <crutchy> derp
[00:18:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking commies
[00:19:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[00:19:07] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[00:19:07] <Ethanol-fueled> There was a pretty awesome reference to Hobbes on Zerohedge recently.
[00:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help socialist
[00:19:11] <MrPlow> Has half of a libertarian debate. See http://www.political-humor.org #socialist crutchy
[00:19:32] <crutchy> hahaha love that comic
[00:19:45] <takyon_> is mr plow self-aware yet?
[00:19:50] <takyon_> get on that
[00:20:09] <takyon_> neuromorphic IRC chat fiend
[00:20:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not self-aware today. got water stuck in my ear throwing my balance off.
[00:20:57] <crutchy> oh that hurts
[00:20:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow is soon to be replaced by a perl6 version anyway since all the perl5 versions take up an insane amount of ram for an irc bot.
[00:21:20] <crutchy> poor MrPlow
[00:21:30] <takyon_> a programming language revision results in less RAM use?
[00:21:36] <crutchy> nobody should have to endure perl6
[00:21:39] <crutchy> not even a bot
[00:21:47] * crutchy ducks for cover
[00:21:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to use libircclient to handle all the protocol stuff. easier in perl6 than perl5.
[00:22:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> a fuckload lighter weight than anything you could manage in perl5 too.
[00:22:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Noice.
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[00:23:25] * Ethanol-fueled saw perl used in production once. It was actually readable in that context
[00:23:52] <LaDarius> *PfffffffHAAAAAAAW!* Schlimma-Schlamma Ding-dong DIZZY!
[00:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's fairly readable in rehash really, cept in some of the slashd stuff.
[00:24:52] <LaDarius> Justice for TRAYVON!
[00:25:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Haven't checked up on the new Slashcode.
[00:25:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> just ice? that's cruel. should add some tea.
[00:25:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> same as the old mostly but by in large it's highly legible for perl.
[00:25:52] <LaDarius> Ey! Can a brotha getta light fo' 'dis blizzie?
[00:26:52] <LaDarius> Who don't like fried chicken? Errybody love fried chicken.
[00:27:08] <SirFinkus> yeah, that's not getting old or anything
[00:27:23] <takyon_> I kind of want to make a bot
[00:27:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Write a racist bot, fink.
[00:27:32] <takyon_> that scrapes stuff from Twitter
[00:27:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, why?
[00:27:52] <LaDarius> The fucc you starin' at, White boy?
[00:27:53] <takyon_> it's a big giant pile of content
[00:27:55] <takyon_> content is king
[00:28:10] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, but now they have the ministry of truth vetting content.
[00:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone but the normies and SJWs are leaving though
[00:28:21] * Ethanol-fueled prays to Jesus Christ that Twitter implodes
[00:28:26] <takyon_> trolls won't leave twitter
[00:28:36] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, but they'll be shadowbanned.
[00:28:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i did
[00:28:52] <LaDarius> Aw HEY-YELL NAW!
[00:29:02] <SirFinkus> they banned @smegmaking
[00:29:12] <SirFinkus> the bastards
[00:29:13] <crutchy> LaDarius, yo bitch
[00:29:21] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo bitch
[00:29:21] <LaDarius> bitch
[00:29:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> putting anita sarkesian on the ministry of truth was just a step too far.
[00:29:34] <crutchy> LaDarius, ima smoke yo
[00:29:39] <crutchy> :D
[00:29:51] <Ethanol-fueled> ! chimpout
[00:29:52] <LaDarius> Iss because I'm Black, aintit?
[00:29:57] <SirFinkus> I think LaDarius needs to be show the violence inherent in the system
[00:29:59] <Ethanol-fueled> !chimpout
[00:30:02] * crutchy has nfi how to niggertalk
[00:30:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus: s/tem/admin/
[00:30:17] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <SirFinkus> I think LaDarius needs to be show the violence inherent in the sysadmin
[00:30:52] <LaDarius> Hoad up a sec 'n' lemme puff onnis fat blizzie.
[00:30:54] <Ethanol-fueled> ! yo has no fucking idea how to niggertalk
[00:30:57] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo test
[00:30:57] <LaDarius> test
[00:31:12] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo has no fucking idea how to niggertalk
[00:31:12] <LaDarius> has naw fuckin' idea how ta niggertalk
[00:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> how big a dictionary ya got for that?
[00:31:43] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo $socialist
[00:31:43] <LaDarius> $socialist
[00:31:48] <crutchy> #blackuweather
[00:31:49] <MrPlow> T'day: Sheet, I ain even know. Shit be aight. Dey a lil breeze. T'marra: Dey some clouds, nutt'n fancy though. Shit be aight. Dey a lil breeze.
[00:31:52] <LaDarius> Sippin' onna forty, puffin onna BLUNT!
[00:31:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I use a more primitive method.
[00:32:17] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo #blackuwather
[00:32:18] <LaDarius> #blackuwather
[00:32:32] <Ethanol-fueled> was a gimmick bot.
[00:32:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[00:32:48] <crutchy> LaDarius, s/ather/eather/
[00:32:48] <sedctl> <crutchy> <LaDarius> #blackuweather
[00:32:52] <LaDarius> The fucc you starin' at, White boy?
[00:33:07] <crutchy> yo bitch. i pop a cap in yo ass
[00:33:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, i don't think we have a bot in fortran yet. or any form of assembly
[00:33:24] <takyon_> no thanks
[00:33:34] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo bitch, with my gun I will shoot a bullet in your ass.
[00:33:34] <LaDarius> bitch, wit' my gat Dis' nigga will shoot a bullet in your ass.
[00:33:34] <SirFinkus> I got a free book on cobol
[00:33:35] <takyon_> what's the limit of characters in 1 line on IRC
[00:33:42] <crutchy> LaDarius, hey hey hey. what's goin on rudy?
[00:33:47] <SirFinkus> dangerous question takyon_
[00:33:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on the server. dunno bout here.
[00:33:52] <LaDarius> Yup yup, dass rite mane!
[00:34:36] <SirFinkus> "why you need to learn cobol"
[00:34:36] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:34:37] <NotAnymore> ^ 03South Park Fat Abbot - YouTube
[00:34:41] <takyon_> it seems like a lot
[00:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, more than 140 at least
[00:34:52] <LaDarius> The fucc you starin' at, White boy?
[00:35:11] <SirFinkus> lol, the graphs
[00:35:19] <crutchy> LaDarius, you need direct access to south park fat abbot scripts
[00:35:25] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:35:25] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Fat Abbot - YouTube
[00:35:40] <Ethanol-fueled> LaDarius, as a brave White man, I will stop you from harassing this community.
[00:35:48] * Ethanol-fueled shoots LaDarius
[00:35:52] <LaDarius> Aw HEY-YELL NAW!
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[00:36:10] <Ethanol-fueled> NIGGERS SODSUCKS PFFPPFPFFPFPFPFPFP
[00:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck. i need a smoke n a lay down. the dizzy is making me wanner yack.
[00:36:26] * Ethanol-fueled chuckles
[00:37:16] <takyon_> I'll make a bot that parses every 1 of 100 messages or so, picks out the keywords, searches twitter, and prints the tweet found
[00:37:37] <takyon_> random intervals between 100-150
[00:37:40] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, care to share what constitutes a "keyword" in the context of scraping?
[00:37:51] <crutchy> takyon_, ciri?
[00:38:28] <takyon_> idk. I'd remove the 100 top english words maybe. especially stuff like "it and or but"
[00:38:44] <Ethanol-fueled> 3 or more syllables
[00:38:46] * SirFinkus is listening to Howlin' Wolf — Natchez Burnin', from the album The Rockin' Chair Album
[00:39:00] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:39:01] <NotAnymore> ^ 03♒ 1. Fat Albert N The Hood "Who Shot Mudfoot" Voices @PiKaHsSo @Negro3P0 Of @AwkQuarius - YouTube
[00:39:10] <Ethanol-fueled> words not encountered much.
[00:39:47] <takyon_> well I'll have to figure it out because I need a similar algorithm to rate news headlines for a news app I have on the back burner
[00:40:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd look for contrarian words to look for controversy - "lie", "decieve," "mislead" "controversy"
[00:41:19] <takyon_> well the delay will be huge enough that you won't be picked often, or remember it
[00:41:22] <takyon_> assuming I made this
[00:42:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Never underestimate the power of humanity. In some places you have Gooks with microscopes doing jobs which could be done with a pick'n' place, more economically and predictably.
[00:43:47] <crutchy> lmao "do you think you can beat the mad felcher?" "are you kidding that guy sucks ass"
[00:44:04] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:44:05] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Drawn Together , Season 2 Episode 6 - YouTube
[00:44:07] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, welcome to Drawn Together.
[00:44:23] <crutchy> i saw some early episodes on tv
[00:44:28] <crutchy> funny stuff
[00:44:31] <Ethanol-fueled> The best part is they have a good Trump caricature.
[00:44:54] <SirFinkus> my case for switching slash to COBOL
[00:44:55] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[00:45:18] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:45:19] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Drawn Together - Religion Challenge - YouTube
[00:45:26] <crutchy> is there one for pascal?
[00:45:37] <SirFinkus> it's out of an old cobol textbook
[00:46:24] <crutchy> haha "cos i love jesus... like.. more than a friend"
[00:46:36] <Ethanol-fueled> switch Slash to PHP.
[00:46:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Then Crutchy could work onnit.
[00:47:21] <crutchy> http://1.bp.blogspot.com
[00:47:38] <SirFinkus> oooh ooh
[00:47:44] <SirFinkus> it came with a sample coding sheet
[00:48:18] <crutchy> http://i.stack.imgur.com
[00:48:26] <crutchy> lol
[00:48:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech, Java and Ruby are "Ahead" of C++
[00:49:07] <crutchy> i know c++ is bad, but java is pretty bad too
[00:49:16] <crutchy> i dunno enough to say if its worse though
[00:49:39] <takyon_> javascript should be on the far right
[00:49:43] <crutchy> http://www.sdtimes.com
[00:49:45] <SirFinkus> I like python, fite me
[00:50:15] <crutchy> SirFinkus, that wouldn't be fair. you're trapped in whitespace :p
[00:50:56] <SirFinkus> also, tabs are objectively superior to spaces
[00:51:07] <crutchy> lmao http://i.imgur.com (continuation of the python, java thing)
[00:51:44] <SirFinkus> we broke 3k on folding!
[00:51:48] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[00:52:24] <crutchy> ooh ooh https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
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[00:53:01] <crutchy> lmao @ html
[00:53:28] <SirFinkus> oh lord, new internet drama
[00:53:39] <SirFinkus> nobody here cares, but https://www.reddit.com
[00:53:39] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Too Many Requests
[00:54:18] <dyingtolive> eew. dota. that's such a video game.
[00:57:17] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: derp
[00:57:26] <Ethanol-fueled> sup Subsentient.
[00:57:45] <Subsentient> crutchy: Java is much worse than C++. and Ruby I have no experience with.
[00:57:54] <Subsentient> C++ is ugly and bloated, but it's usable.
[00:57:54] <Bender> karma - c: 52
[00:58:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, because macros are such a safe, rogorous concept?
[00:58:22] <Subsentient> Java is... painful to look at.
[00:58:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahah
[00:58:40] <crutchy> ~wget http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com <a name='230319'></a> <> </td>
[00:58:42] <exec> 072,995
[00:58:46] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: In practice, the macros don't usually cause any problems. Sometimes, you prefer the simplicity.
[00:59:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, because macros never cause problems?
[00:59:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahah
[00:59:26] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Java burns my retinas.
[00:59:41] <Subsentient> It's like someone dropped C++ as a baby. Multiple times.
[00:59:43] <crutchy> indents more than 4 spaces wide burn by retinas
[01:00:53] <Subsentient> crutchy: I use 4-space tab indentation.
[01:01:06] <Subsentient> I mean, I set display to 4 spaces, but I actually use tabs for indentation. As in, there
[01:01:10] <Subsentient> is \t in the file.
[01:01:13] <SirFinkus> YES
[01:01:18] <SirFinkus> tabs > spaces
[01:01:28] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Glad to find a man of reason.
[01:02:01] <Subsentient> Spaces increase source size, make it harder to click at the beginning of a block in Geany, and have a fixed display size.
[01:02:30] <SirFinkus> I suspect most of the anti-tab sentiment is due to stupid default tab spacing
[01:02:37] <SirFinkus> like vim with its 8 spaces
[01:02:42] <Subsentient> 8 spaces is hideous.
[01:02:50] * SirFinkus likes 3
[01:02:57] <Subsentient> See, to each their own.
[01:02:59] <Subsentient> I like 4.
[01:03:04] <Subsentient> With tabs, you can do that.
[01:03:06] <SirFinkus> and I can choose if people use tabs
[01:03:27] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Allman or K&R?
[01:03:35] <SirFinkus> dik
[01:03:38] <SirFinkus> idk
[01:03:59] * Ethanol-fueled uses 3-space indents
[01:04:38] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Suffice it to say, I like C++ infinitely better than Java. I don't like C++ too much because it's big, bloated and ugly, but it's a usable language and it's almost entirely a superset of C.
[01:04:44] <Ethanol-fueled> subsentient, I use my own modified version of Kernel Normal Form for my own code.
[01:04:47] <crutchy> i'm a two space man
[01:05:00] * crutchy has been brainwashed by borland conventions :p
[01:05:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Sub, anything you can do in any language you can do in C.
[01:05:27] <Ethanol-fueled> At least that's what my computer engineer friend taught me.
[01:05:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> five spaces, ya communist bastards.
[01:05:38] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: This is how I do it: https://github.com
[01:05:40] <NotAnymore> ^ 03aqu4bot/commands.c at master · Subsentient/aqu4bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[01:05:54] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: The socialists are going to get you. We're coming for you.
[01:05:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> for display that is. \t in the files.
[01:06:34] <SirFinkus> I knew I joined the right news aggregator
[01:06:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, they always are. can't be a socialist without being out to get everyone with more than you.
[01:06:59] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: 51% of the world's wealth belongs to the 1%. That's an abomination.
[01:07:10] <Subsentient> The needs of the many.
[01:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> can get fucked.
[01:07:32] <Subsentient> I am a devout utilitarian, and that's what has dictated I be a devout socialist.
[01:07:50] <SirFinkus> \t is the most libertarian solution
[01:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> 49.999_% of the world's population are dumber than average and deserve the nothing they end up with.
[01:08:03] <Subsentient> Wow.
[01:08:08] <Subsentient> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[01:08:08] <Bender> Added quote 681
[01:08:21] <Subsentient> $sticky save <TheMightyBuzzard> 49.999_% of the world's population are dumber than average and deserve the nothing they end up with.
[01:08:21] <aqu4> Sticky saved. Its sticky ID is "18".
[01:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, fact check me. s'true.
[01:08:33] <SirFinkus> that's a bit extreme, we need burger flippers
[01:08:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Noice.
[01:09:04] <Subsentient> Of course it's true. Half of the people will be above average, half will be below.
[01:09:09] <Subsentient> that's not hard to reason out.
[01:09:26] <Subsentient> But they feel pain and fear and anxiety.
[01:09:31] <Ethanol-fueled> One of my few regrets was leaving an area that actually had a dedicated C class required.
[01:09:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> and if you are dumber, you contribute less and thus deserve less. QED
[01:09:33] <Subsentient> so I care what happens to them.
[01:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't.
[01:10:02] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: We socialists are going to get you. Muahahaha.
[01:10:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Ruh Roh.
[01:10:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i care about what happens to people i actually know and care about. i don't try to care about everyone on the planet.
[01:10:17] <crutchy> "[socialists] always are. can't be a socialist without being out to get everyone with more than you."
[01:10:17] <SirFinkus> #socialist Subsentient
[01:10:17] <MrPlow> Subsentient, you're a socialist!
[01:10:24] <crutchy> yeah, and 5 spaces > 2 spaces
[01:10:26] <Subsentient> Yes I am
[01:10:29] <SirFinkus> that's fun
[01:10:30] <crutchy> so you must be a socialist!
[01:10:34] <Subsentient> Yup
[01:10:47] <Ethanol-fueled> http://paste.ofcode.org
[01:10:48] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[01:10:49] <Subsentient> Join us, we have cookies. They're all the same size too.
[01:10:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, sound logic
[01:10:50] <crutchy> oh wait
[01:11:00] <Ethanol-fueled> That is the source code for LaDarius.
[01:11:01] <crutchy> no i have less spaces, so that means i'm the socialist
[01:11:04] <crutchy> nooooooooo!!!!!
[01:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> prollem is someone else on the dev team keeps converting my tabs to bloody spaces. i think it may be paulej72.
[01:11:42] <SirFinkus> do the socialists offer free beer as well Subsentient?
[01:11:46] <SirFinkus> I might be on board in that case
[01:11:47] <crutchy> tabs are an insult
[01:11:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, Pauley was right to do that.
[01:11:50] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Yes we do.
[01:11:58] <SirFinkus> #socialist SirFinkus
[01:11:58] <MrPlow> SirFinkus, you're a socialist!
[01:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick Ethanol-fueled heretic!
[01:12:01] -!- Ethanol-fueled was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(TheMightyBuzzard) heretic!]
[01:12:18] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Imogen
[01:12:21] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick TheMightyBuzzard
[01:12:21] <aqu4> Ok.
[01:12:22] -!- TheMightyBuzzard was kicked from #Soylent by aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4 [TheMightyBuzzard]
[01:12:29] <crutchy> ow not this again
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[01:12:30] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v TheMightyBuzzard] by Imogen
[01:12:37] <Subsentient> $chanctl invite ethanol-fueled
[01:12:37] <aqu4> Ok.
[01:12:37] <crutchy> kick war!
[01:13:10] <Subsentient> but yeah
[01:13:17] <Subsentient> I don't care about everyone on an emotional level
[01:13:27] <Subsentient> more like an intellectual level.
[01:13:40] <Subsentient> Like "that's not right, I am obligated to attempt to fix it."
[01:13:50] <Subsentient> "because I am capable of making the attempt"
[01:13:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> fix it with what you have then, not with what i have.
[01:14:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> one is charity, the other theft.
[01:14:17] <crutchy> http://img01.deviantart.net
[01:14:39] <crutchy> "She is C-tan's younger, but far more developed sister, C++-tan! She tries to be elegant but is somewhat clumsy. She's kind of a bitch and real "high maintenance". Sometimes if you say something to her, she will take it the wrong way and get all mad"
[01:14:49] <crutchy> lol
[01:15:14] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: and there in lies the other issue. I am not a moral person, I am an ethical one. I can live with reallocating others' wealth if it has a substantial net benefit for the world.
[01:15:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, it says something about this crowd that EF cruises right along with racist bot and being his normal charming self then gets kicked over a tabs vs spaces debate.
[01:15:52] <Subsentient> Yeah lol
[01:16:04] <crutchy> haha
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[01:16:14] <crutchy> SN++
[01:16:14] <Bender> karma - sn: 2
[01:16:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Yikes.
[01:16:21] <crutchy> wb focker!
[01:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> wb, space-lover
[01:16:23] <SirFinkus> well, you're the one that kicked him
[01:16:32] <crutchy> spaces++ # cos tabs are gay
[01:16:33] <Bender> karma - spaces: 3
[01:16:37] <Subsentient> But I love the creepy bastard. The more peanut butter we have on our collective nuts, the less seriously we take ourselves and each other, the happier we will all be.
[01:16:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake crutchy
[01:16:40] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a sac of nuts
[01:16:51] <SirFinkus> at least emacs users don't fuck up the source code (usually)
[01:16:59] * SirFinkus starts another flamewar
[01:17:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I like every tab to be 3 spaces.
[01:17:19] <crutchy> tabs are like frameworks for people who can't layout their code properly :p
[01:17:21] <Ethanol-fueled> And paid the price for proclaiming so.
[01:17:21] * crutchy hides
[01:17:27] <Subsentient> Someone should write an IDE where it randomizes the number of spaces for each tab.
[01:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, the anti-python?
[01:17:57] <Subsentient> Yeah pretty much.
[01:18:04] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: And I am becoming a real fan of Perl.
[01:18:07] <crutchy> isn't that perl?
[01:18:11] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[01:18:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write my next bot in perl like that.
[01:18:14] * exec covertly blows ciri's butthole of Soylent Green at #soylent
[01:18:21] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[01:18:26] * exec suspiciously passes my butt of NCommander to cmn32480
[01:18:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Tab stops are a black box.
[01:18:37] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[01:18:39] * exec abnormally offers a bathtub of skittles to crutchy
[01:18:42] <SirFinkus> so is your mom's cunt
[01:18:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> use pi spaces indenting. 3 then 1 then 4 etc...
[01:18:51] <crutchy> lol @ "my butt of NCommander"
[01:18:51] <Subsentient> lol
[01:18:55] <Ethanol-fueled> That's a low blow, Fink.
[01:19:01] <cmn32480> !grab sirfinkus
[01:19:01] <Bender> Added quote 682
[01:19:02] <crutchy> wait. wha... where is NCommander?
[01:19:14] <crutchy> is he a soycow again?
[01:19:18] <SirFinkus> commanding
[01:19:20] <SirFinkus> clearly
[01:19:20] <cmn32480> I believe so
[01:19:24] <Subsentient> Anyone want my Geany theme?
[01:19:32] <crutchy> he's SoyGuest12615
[01:19:33] <Subsentient> http://universe2.us
[01:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> tabs can be displayed as however many spaces your communist heart desires. spaces are authoritarian and say you MUST view my source my way.
[01:19:56] <Subsentient> put in /usr/share/geany/colorschemes/
[01:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> tabs == libertarian
[01:20:14] <Ethanol-fueled> You fucking tards think that with a bunch of super autists compiling with nano + gcc that everything is gonna be readable.
[01:20:25] <crutchy> when it comes to coding etiqueete, i'm a sith lord communist authoritarian bastard
[01:20:26] <SirFinkus> spaces, in conjunction with tabs are acceptable for alignment though
[01:20:47] <Ethanol-fueled> whoa, crutchy, that PHP really scares me.
[01:21:05] <Subsentient> When it comes to etiquette, I prefer Allman style to K&R because I use braces visually to delimit blocks, and have trouble reading anything else as a result.
[01:21:15] <cmn32480> sirfinkus - don't forget to log back into irpg
[01:21:50] <SirFinkus> I am?
[01:21:53] <crutchy> Subsentient, i like allman too. though i had to look it up cos i dunno the names :p
[01:21:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Allman sucks ass. First of all, you can multiply your line count by 10 lines per count to throw off the morons paying your checks.
[01:22:02] <cmn32480> znc reset
[01:22:06] <cmn32480> you need to log back in
[01:22:06] <SirFinkus> [16:19:31] <NerdRPG> arti [594/1008] has challenged SirFinkus [221/1062] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 06:01:55 is removed from arti's clock.
[01:22:15] <SirFinkus> yeah, I know
[01:22:28] <cmn32480> I'm trying to remember how...
[01:22:29] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, isn't that a good thing?
[01:22:36] <Subsentient> crutchy++
[01:22:36] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 195
[01:22:53] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, it's ugly as fuck.
[01:23:06] <crutchy> i can't read K&R
[01:23:13] <SirFinkus> try /msg nerdrpg <username> <password> cmn32480
[01:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends. they might come to expect a high line count and even *shudder* use it as a productivity measurement.
[01:23:16] <crutchy> but then i come from a pascal background
[01:23:24] <crutchy> try doing k&r in pascal
[01:23:48] <Subsentient> lol
[01:23:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mix n match, just to annoy pj and NC.
[01:24:25] <Subsentient> I am generally consistent in my coding styles. Always Allman, always CamelCase with a capitalized first letter.
[01:24:34] <Ethanol-fueled> me too Buzzard
[01:24:36] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:24:43] <Bytram> Allman?
[01:24:46] <Subsentient> My linked lists' steppers are named Next and Prev, respectively, in any of my applications.
[01:24:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes i do neither and just one liner that shiz
[01:24:49] <crutchy> and k&r seems to be inconsistent according to the wikipedia thing
[01:24:51] <Ethanol-fueled> I like a bastardized form of KNF though:
[01:24:58] <crutchy> braces on new line for function, but not for statements
[01:24:59] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:25:00] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: Indent style ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[01:25:01] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:25:02] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: Indent style ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[01:25:20] <Bytram> if (cond) {
[01:25:22] <Bytram> stuff
[01:25:23] <Bytram> }
[01:25:38] <crutchy> except for functions
[01:25:42] <crutchy> int main()
[01:25:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> like if(some stuff is true) { do this stuff; } else { do some other stuff; }
[01:25:44] <crutchy> {
[01:25:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I hate how in c++ headers public and privates are on the same backline.
[01:26:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I indent public, indent further the subsections of public, then do the same for private.
[01:26:25] <crutchy> though i have seen people put { for function on same line
[01:26:28] <crutchy> looks shit
[01:26:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas standard in perl
[01:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> be hard pressed to find someone who does sub foo
[01:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> {
[01:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ...
[01:27:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> }
[01:27:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'always sub foo {
[01:27:35] <Bytram> ^^^^ that's the way to do it!
[01:27:35] <takyon_> i do it depending on functions
[01:27:40] <crutchy> perl gets a pass cos its speshul :p
[01:27:44] <takyon_> if its short shit i condense. if i want readable i dont
[01:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, get your money for nothing and your checks for free?
[01:27:57] <cmn32480> bytram++
[01:27:57] <Bender> karma - bytram: 77
[01:28:00] <cmn32480> nick++
[01:28:00] <Bender> karma - nick: 3
[01:28:03] <crutchy> dire_straits++
[01:28:03] <Bender> karma - dire_straits: 4
[01:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> dire_straits++
[01:28:12] <Bender> karma - dire_straits: 5
[01:28:14] <Bytram> yup, but the money is made by monopoly and the chicks keep wanting more seed
[01:28:20] <crutchy> lmao
[01:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube money for nothing uncensored
[01:28:21] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:28:40] * crutchy doesn't need yt for dire straits... got it cd ripped 320kbps
[01:28:50] <SirFinkus> not lossless?
[01:28:54] <SirFinkus> ya suck
[01:28:57] <crutchy> nah too big files
[01:29:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'right. "the little faggot with the earring and the makeup" verse included.
[01:29:27] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — Honey. Hush! (Talking Woman Blues), from the album Ice Pickin'
[01:29:46] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[01:29:46] <NotAnymore> ^✓ 03Dire Straits - Calling Elvis + lyrics - YouTube
[01:29:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you really been on an Albert Collins kick lately, eh?
[01:29:58] <SirFinkus> he's great
[01:29:58] <crutchy> one of my favorite dire straits
[01:30:03] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I'd use Allman in Perl, and I'd use foreach instead of for.
[01:30:13] <SirFinkus> Allman Brothers?
[01:30:19] <Subsentient> Also, fat commas everywhere.
[01:30:26] <crutchy> i prefer for if i can get away with it, except for associative arrays
[01:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, foreach is less ambiguous as to how it's gonna work. i prefer it too unless i'm doing a proper for loop.
[01:30:49] <Subsentient> Agreed.
[01:31:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Agreed.
[01:31:12] <aqu4> Agreed.
[01:31:16] <SirFinkus> agreed
[01:31:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Foreach loops are pretty narowing in a lot of contextx.
[01:31:21] <cmn32480> agreed
[01:31:24] <crutchy> unfortunately in php foreach is more ambiguous
[01:31:42] <crutchy> it makes a copy of the variables for key => value
[01:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> foreach(@list) for(my $i = 1; $i < 10; $i++) FTW
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[01:32:15] <crutchy> the for is clearer for me
[01:32:18] <Subsentient> I need to take a massive juicy shit. Anyone want some fresh fudge?
[01:32:22] <crutchy> i can see exactly what the index range is
[01:32:40] <cmn32480> tea++
[01:32:40] <Bender> karma - tea: 539
[01:32:40] <crutchy> the foreach is more ambiguous cos it doesn't give any idea of the index
[01:32:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, gotta drop the first family off at the pool eh?
[01:32:51] <crutchy> (in tmb example)
[01:32:58] <LaDarius> That's a pretty nice purse you got there, missy --*CLICK*-- and iss mine now!
[01:33:05] <takyon_> http://www.beeradvocate.com
[01:33:11] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Guinness Nitro IPA | Guinness Ltd. | BeerAdvocate
[01:33:13] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo fo'each(i is 0, i is not less than dee, i is less than dee)
[01:33:13] <LaDarius> fo'each(i be 0, i be not less than dee, i be less than dee)
[01:33:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha!
[01:33:32] <crutchy> niggercode
[01:33:35] <crutchy> :p
[01:33:48] <takyon_> that's problematic
[01:33:55] <takyon_> i'm going to have to ban soylentnews from github
[01:33:58] <LaDarius> *PfffffffHAAAAAAAW!* Schlimma-Schlamma Ding-dong DIZZY!
[01:33:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, you needa write up a scripting language does that.
[01:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, ya, i been meaning to find us an elsewhere to host.
[01:34:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I am nuts. I must fall asleep for tonight.
[01:34:36] <crutchy> if yo shit be high then mah nigger be trippin
[01:34:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, fuck off then
[01:34:37] <SirFinkus> nuts don't sleep
[01:34:39] <takyon_> "It's not us, it's you"
[01:34:58] <LaDarius> Ey! Can a brotha getta light fo' 'dis blizzie?
[01:35:18] <takyon_> someon comment one my Sharp story
[01:35:19] <Bytram> hmmm, here is an interesting f@h page: http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[01:35:20] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Team Overtakes - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[01:35:25] <SirFinkus> sarah sharp?
[01:35:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Boot me. BOOT ME.
[01:35:48] <SirFinkus> .kick Ethanol-fueled
[01:35:48] -!- Ethanol-fueled was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(SirFinkus) No reason given]
[01:35:56] -!- LaDarius has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[01:36:06] <SirFinkus> SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTeM
[01:36:22] <takyon_> 2 birds, 1 cup
[01:36:32] <SirFinkus> ooh, we're gonna beat the girl scouts
[01:36:34] <SirFinkus> go team
[01:36:39] <takyon_> r u srs
[01:36:56] <takyon_> not just any girl scouts
[01:37:07] <takyon_> The girl scouts that LIVE NEAR ETHANOL-FUELED
[01:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads. haven't they suffered enough?
[01:38:29] <crutchy> cmn32480++
[01:38:30] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 50
[01:38:49] <takyon_> thanks to the guy who just commented on my sharp story
[01:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> what're you two doing to poor exec now?
[01:38:59] <crutchy> ~tell Bytram try "~foldin-rank 30" when you get a chance. 30 being the page no
[01:39:02] <exec> message saved
[01:39:27] <Bytram> crutchy: thanks for that!
[01:39:37] * cmn32480 looks at TheMightyBuzzard and says "nuthin'"
[01:39:41] <takyon_> https://soylentnews.org
[01:39:42] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN article: Sharp Accepts $6.25 Billion Takeover Bid from Foxconn, but Foxconn is Wary of Debt 04(1 comments)
[01:39:43] <Bytram> ~foldin-rank 30
[01:39:50] <crutchy> oops
[01:39:53] <crutchy> folding-rank
[01:39:56] <takyon_> lol
[01:39:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, it's mildly interestin but i don't have any serious opinions on the matter.
[01:40:05] <Bytram> crutchy: look at this: http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[01:40:34] <takyon_> http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[01:40:34] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Team Overtakes - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[01:41:39] <crutchy> ~folding-rank 30
[01:41:42] <exec> 072,995
[01:41:51] <crutchy> if that don't work, try 29 :p
[01:42:20] <crutchy> need macros that can loop
[01:42:26] * crutchy isn't going there
[01:42:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads... this is actually a thing... http://www.ign.com
[01:42:29] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Fuller House: Season 1 Review - IGN
[01:42:35] <takyon_> yup
[01:42:42] <cmn32480> uh huh
[01:42:53] <cmn32480> Kimmy Gibbler is BACK!
[01:42:53] <takyon_> hey cmn
[01:42:55] <takyon_> HEY CMN'
[01:42:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hyperconvergence Consultant: The Cloud Won't Save you any Money - http://sylnt.us - money-money-money-monnnnney-♫♪♬♩
[01:43:03] <Bytram> crutchy: why do *I* gotta remember? your bot should try 30, and then swing up/down til it finds it, and then report BOTH the page AND the rank =)
[01:43:07] <cmn32480> HEY takyon_
[01:43:13] <takyon_> i've got good news!
[01:43:22] <crutchy> Bytram, true
[01:43:27] <cmn32480> your mom is pregnant with my child?
[01:43:29] <mrcoolbp> you lost your nick takyon_?
[01:43:37] <crutchy> the lazy bot developer should write a script instead :p
[01:43:43] <takyon_> takyon_ is part of the package
[01:43:48] <crutchy> macros are one-liners only
[01:43:50] <takyon_> and I am cmn32480's child
[01:44:06] <cmn32480> go cut the grass you ungrateful bastard
[01:44:17] <takyon_> but the news is that I thought of a way to add autosave to the submission draft feature
[01:44:30] <crutchy> "hold that damn tape measure so i can measure how deep the snow is for crutchy!"
[01:44:36] <Subsentient> So anyone get to play with ReactOS 0.4.0?
[01:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> get to?
[01:45:03] <takyon_> it will be a checkbox that isn't seen on page load, is unhidden once the Save Draft button is clicked, and has to be checked to add an onchange event listener to the story box
[01:45:03] <cmn32480> crutchy++
[01:45:04] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 196
[01:45:16] <crutchy> isn't reactos like a windows xp clone?
[01:45:20] <Subsentient> Yeah
[01:45:20] <takyon_> yeah
[01:45:21] <cmn32480> good call takyon_
[01:45:34] * crutchy is using the real reactos :D
[01:45:36] <Subsentient> 0.3.x was fucking useless and unstable and in general garbage
[01:45:47] <Subsentient> 0.4.0 is like a quantum leap
[01:45:48] <takyon_> and turned off by discard draft
[01:45:51] <Subsentient> it's actually usable!
[01:46:13] <takyon_> wait so why should reactos be used again? does it actually have capabilties that go beyond WINE?
[01:46:23] <Subsentient> Yeah.
[01:46:27] <takyon_> meaning not just copying UI
[01:46:29] <Subsentient> Like, running Windows NT device drivers.
[01:46:51] <Subsentient> I got Virtualbox guest additions for Windows running under ReactOS.
[01:46:51] <crutchy> windows nt device drivers?
[01:46:52] <crutchy> wtf
[01:46:56] <Subsentient> I mean
[01:47:01] <Subsentient> like, XP, vista, etc
[01:47:21] <Subsentient> But their kernel is a complete reimplementation of Windows 2003.
[01:47:23] * crutchy wasn't aware that windows nt was a device :p
[01:47:29] <crutchy> #smake crutchy
[01:47:29] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with trojan horse penis
[01:47:36] <Subsentient> crutchy: I mean, drivers written for Windows NT OSes
[01:48:08] <crutchy> ooh "i want my mtv"
[01:48:21] * crutchy cranks up the volume
[01:48:24] <paulej72> Good evening all
[01:48:50] * Subsentient pukes all over the carpet and walls and ceiling, producing chunky yellow rain
[01:48:59] <Bytram> Subsentient: /me has not been able to get his virtualbox guest additions for windows working.
[01:49:20] <crutchy> windows xp works pretty well in virtualbox
[01:49:20] <Subsentient> Bytram: on ReactOS?
[01:49:35] <crutchy> i've had trouble getting additions installed with windows 98
[01:49:44] <Subsentient> ...
[01:49:52] <Subsentient> pretty sure WIn98 doesn't support the addition
[01:49:55] <Subsentient> additions*
[01:49:57] <crutchy> probably
[01:49:59] <Subsentient> I know NT 4 can run it.
[01:50:12] <crutchy> you end up with the shitty pale teal background
[01:50:22] <crutchy> instead of the darket higher depth color
[01:50:36] <Subsentient> I'm compiling ReactOS trunk.
[01:50:43] <Bytram> nah, running Ubuntu in a virtualbox vm on a win 7 pro host
[01:50:55] <crutchy> spewbuntu :p
[01:51:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, Bytram. i thought you had a proper linux box too.
[01:51:20] <Subsentient> Soon, I'll just use ReactOS for any Windows needs I have.
[01:51:25] <Bytram> nopes; just the one lappy
[01:51:49] <Bytram> I figure my production ain't to bad given what I'm working with here.
[01:51:53] * crutchy has no native linux running atm
[01:52:05] <crutchy> server is native but its unplugged atm
[01:52:09] * cmn32480 gives Bytram a raspberry
[01:52:10] * Bytram dreams of what he cold do with a full setup
[01:52:11] * Subsentient is always on native linux
[01:52:21] <cmn32480> and I didn't mena a pie
[01:52:26] <cmn32480> or a pi
[01:52:57] <crutchy> native linux doesn't have proper usb displaylink drivers. otherwise i'd be native
[01:53:01] <Bytram> did you see that there is a version 3 B coming out?
[01:53:02] <takyon_> so it looks like the Pi 3 will have 4 USB ports
[01:53:10] <crutchy> my tiple head setup requires windows for now :(
[01:53:15] <takyon_> that's what i gathered from the picture on ref
[01:53:16] <crutchy> s/tiple/triple/
[01:53:16] <sedctl> <crutchy> my triple head setup requires windows for now :(
[01:53:17] <takyon_> *reg
[01:53:26] <Bytram> takyon_: yep, and wireless, too; both BT and 802.11
[01:53:27] <takyon_> my tipple head setup
[01:53:40] <takyon_> yeah that's something i could use
[01:53:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> we needa take some petty cash and buy you a ~$200 lenovo lappy for dev work or something.
[01:54:18] <crutchy> only got 2 screens at work and i'm kinda used to 3 now. dunno how ima go if/when my lappy is fixed
[01:54:42] <Bytram> I have an Eee 1000HD netbook, but the fan is noisy as in not spinning at full speed :(
[01:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i were gettin triple head, i'd do it in front of a window too.
[01:54:59] <Bytram> also, is just 900 Mhz Celeron w/ 1MB ram and 1025x600 display
[01:55:07] <crutchy> lmao http://static.fjcdn.com
[01:55:20] <crutchy> ^ Subsentient
[01:55:36] <crutchy> for the c dev
[01:56:02] <takyon_> lol
[01:56:35] <Subsentient> hahaha
[01:57:12] <crutchy> a real programmers workstation: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
[01:57:28] <crutchy> hmm. wait. what's that enter key for?
[01:57:33] <takyon_> exactly
[01:58:31] <crutchy> http://41.media.tumblr.com
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[02:16:33] <JamesNZ> So true.
[02:17:29] <Bytram> http://spectrum.ieee.org
[02:17:35] <Bytram> money quote: "The surface area of all the silicon in a supercomputer functions somewhat like a large cosmic-ray detector."
[02:40:21] <takyon_> i read this article
[02:40:26] <takyon_> i think you should submit it
[02:40:48] <takyon_> oh, didn't notice 23 minutes had passed
[02:41:06] <takyon_> bytram byrrrammammm
[02:41:16] <Bytram> yo
[02:41:27] <takyon_> see above
[02:41:30] <takyon_> "Exascale systems are projected to have up to 100 petabytes of memory—50 times as much as today’s supercomputers—resulting in that much more real estate for a cosmic-ray particle to hit."
[02:41:36] <Bytram> takyon_: here's something else I just read: http://spectrum.ieee.org
[02:41:37] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Will the NSA Finally Build Its Superconducting Spy Computer? - IEEE Spectrum
[02:42:08] <Bytram> goes into the history of such things as josephson junctions
[02:42:21] <Bytram> might submit it in a bit; need a break atm
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[03:01:12] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:01:18] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Conspiracy Theory Rock By Robert Smigel - YouTube
[03:01:54] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest22663
[03:03:26] <SoyGuest22663> https://www.youtube.com
[03:05:07] <SoyGuest22663> SOD OFF FOOKS
[03:06:10] <SoyGuest22663> Hahahahahha.
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[03:08:44] * Deucalion spots an Ethanol-Fooled SoyGuest :)
[03:14:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hyperconvergence Consultant: The Cloud Won't Save You Any Money - http://sylnt.us - money-money-money-monnnnney-♫♪♬♩
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[03:16:54] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[03:16:55] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN article: Hyperconvergence Consultant: The Cloud Won't Save You Any Money 04(9 comments)
[03:18:05] <Runaway1956> The cloud is all about milking you for money. "Use our hardware, it's cheaper and more reliable - introductory offer is $0 per month!"
[03:24:56] <Deucalion> I'm sure we used to call it time sharing or someone else's computer.... depending if you are talking compute or storage. What was old is new again again again.
[03:26:16] <Deucalion> That said, I do like per minute billing to quickly spin up an instance to test something then burn it down afterwards. Just don't trust it with anything valuable :)
[03:26:55] <Runaway1956> Wasn't time sharing done on multi-million dollar machines?
[03:27:24] <Runaway1956> Someone was paying a lot of money for things back then - but most of that money was tax payer based I think.
[03:27:42] <Runaway1956> With the cloud, I don't think taxpayers are going to pick up the tab.
[03:30:05] <Runaway1956> Some years ago, I had many offers in my mailbox for free websites. I remember "one and one" specifically. Pretty cool offers, really.
[03:30:52] <Runaway1956> Today, one and one is a moderately expensive place to host your site - those introductory offers are always intended to lead on to lucrative business arrangements.
[03:31:48] <Runaway1956> Some of those cloud offerings are going to grow huge, some are going to tank, that's just how things go - but eventually, all those cloud services are going to cost.
[03:34:00] <Runaway1956> Ebay - thought I'd look at some linens. Specifically, I'd like to get a few nice big bath towels.
[03:34:13] <cmn32480> ~gnight everybody
[03:34:15] * exec insatiably pours a pair of used panties full of broiled hog anus for everybody
[03:34:36] <Runaway1956> Some of those prices are outlandish
[03:44:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The US Added More Photovoltaics than Gas to the Grid - http://sylnt.us - let-the-sun-shine
[03:45:43] <paulej72> Hard to add gas to the electric grid
[03:46:23] <Runaway1956> Not so hard - you just have to find the filler spout.
[03:46:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they use it to blow the dust out of the lines every year. s'why once a year you gotta unplug everything before you leave for work that morning.
[03:47:35] <Runaway1956> Big problem around here is, the electric company oils the lines so there is less resistance.
[03:47:54] <Runaway1956> You get a little oil leakage, and the oil collects in our machine's electrical boxes.
[03:50:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> soap n water'll take care of that. give er a good scrub.
[03:50:32] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[03:50:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> I am quite happy with how this comment came out. https://soylentnews.org
[03:50:55] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN comment by [02The Mighty Buzzard (18)] (02Score:2)
[03:51:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> slow tonight, bot
[03:51:35] <Deucalion> Runway1 - cotton products in general seem to have become outlandish in price. And for big bath towels I think the term to search for is "bath sheets" - bath towels here are like little napkins or face-cloths. Either I grew or towels shrunk.
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[03:53:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahah
[03:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[03:53:56] <Runaway1956> deucalion - it's called "middle age spread"
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[03:54:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn washing machine been shrinking my pants lately. need to have it looked at.
[03:55:03] <Deucalion> Runway1 - I call it making towels smaller while still charging the same :D
[03:56:14] <Runaway1956> I figure that a 30 x 56 inch towel should be big enough, even after it shrinks
[03:56:26] <Runaway1956> These don't look bad - http://www.ebay.com
[03:56:27] <NotAnymore> ^ 03New 6 Piece 100 Egyptian Cotton 725 Gram Bath Towel Towels Set Different Color | eBay
[03:57:54] <Deucalion> For stuff like towels and bedding I like to get hands on before purchase
[03:58:28] <Runaway1956> Local stores don't have much to offer - except Wally World, which I try to avoid.
[03:59:01] * Runaway1956 finishes burrito, and reaches for work boots
[03:59:12] <Runaway1956> Damned things don't taste good at all . . . .
[04:06:29] <Runaway1956> Did I take my meds, or not? Fek - I've always said that I'd die if I had to depend on a med schedule . . . .
[04:11:44] <Deucalion> I'm not sure whether to be more worried about you eating your work boots or double dosing / missing some vital pill
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[04:31:27] <SoyCow1526> So I hate to be so ignorant, as far as the subscription... that is like just to support sn?
[04:31:44] <SoyCow1526> No magical powers or anything?
[04:31:47] <SirFinkus> you get a fancy star next to your name too
[04:31:58] <Bytram> and few other perks
[04:32:07] <SoyCow1526> ... go on... lol
[04:32:08] <Bytram> there's a FAQ, I think
[04:32:18] <SoyCow1526> Oh, I read the regular FAQ
[04:32:34] <SoyCow1526> I swear I know how to read, I swear it.
[04:32:35] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[04:32:35] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SoylentNews: FAQ
[04:33:03] <SoyCow1526> ok wow, right at the top there.
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[04:33:38] <SoyCow1526> Oh wait... ok I feel better, that is not the regular FAQ, which I did read
[04:34:03] <Bytram> yep, it's a separate one
[04:34:13] <SoyCow1526> but there is for sure a link to that...
[04:34:36] * Bytram found it by clicking on the Subscribe link on the main page and then
[04:34:44] <SoyCow1526> on the regular FAQ. I should have talked my self through this first...
[04:34:57] <Bytram> scrolled down to the "Purchase Subscriptions" area
[04:35:10] <Bytram> the first paragraph there is: "Information about subcriptions can be found in the Why Subscribe FAQ.
[04:35:10] <Bytram> "
[04:35:26] <Bytram> click on the 'Why Subscribe FAQ" link
[04:36:11] <Bytram> SoyCow1526: btw, welcome to our site! by and for the community
[04:36:20] <Bytram> all volunteer staff, too.
[04:39:10] <Deucalion> Which if it has not changed amounts to... donate to SN if you want SN to exist in the future. And have a star to (optionally) display next to your name. We're so generous :)
[04:39:51] <SoyCow1526> I think I have been reading sn daily, and again, I swear I can read for like... since it started.
[04:40:13] <SoyCow1526> And at this point I think I should at least buy a mousepad or something.
[04:40:19] <Bytram> lol
[04:40:38] <SoyCow1526> I stopped reading hackaday when they got their new stle or sold or whatever.
[04:41:07] <SirFinkus> I'm sure you'll love our new update
[04:41:17] <SirFinkus> parallax scrolling and javascript
[04:41:30] <Bytram> SoyCow1526: have you registered a nick on the site?
[04:41:39] <SoyCow1526> Do the mugs and stuff help a bit as far as keeping the site going?
[04:42:01] <Bytram> ahh, don't listen to him... there is a VERY rabid no-javascript crowd here.
[04:42:04] <SirFinkus> there are also plans for user image signatures so you can have a nice animated gif signature
[04:42:08] <SoyCow1526> No, I'm a pretty devout lurker / lowest evolution of human at this point.
[04:42:19] <SoyCow1526> lol
[04:42:30] <Bytram> he's quite the comic, eh?
[04:42:38] <SoyCow1526> yes
[04:42:59] <SirFinkus> I'm pretty much the best at everything except at being bad at stuff
[04:43:13] <Bytram> yanno, you could always register a nick and not use it... some day you'll kick yourself for not getting a low UID when you could.
[04:43:21] <SoyCow1526> That is one small concession.
[04:43:26] * Bytram lurked on /. before there even *were* UIDs
[04:43:34] <SoyCow1526> LOL
[04:43:37] <SirFinkus> I'm pretty humble SoyCow1526, told you I was good
[04:43:47] <Bytram> could have had 2 or 3-digit there
[04:43:49] <SirFinkus> I'd go so far as to say I'm the MOST humble
[04:43:57] <SoyCow1526> yeah somebody was like OMG your steam id is so low and I was like what, do people care?
[04:44:02] <Bytram> then they blew up their nick DB and everyone had to reregister.
[04:44:08] <Bytram> could have gotten in then, too.
[04:44:11] <SoyCow1526> I bought counter strike in 2000
[04:44:28] <SoyCow1526> oh shoot, I didn't even notice.
[04:44:39] <SoyCow1526> I always forget my password anyways.
[04:44:47] <Deucalion> SoyCow1526, I call EF.
[04:45:49] <SirFinkus> I got to abuse my op powers earlier, pretty neat
[04:45:53] <SirFinkus> granted, he asked to be kicked
[04:48:00] <SoyCow1526> oh what is EF?
[04:48:38] <Deucalion> My extender is EF as I am insufficient without
[04:48:46] <SirFinkus> green tech for running our cars on corn and shit
[04:48:51] <SirFinkus> get off those fossil fuels
[04:49:32] <Deucalion> ^^ this.. extended fuels... or was it extended flaps.... never knew why I never had it a pilot!
[04:50:35] <Deucalion> hmm... made it as a pilot* see.... there is no hope!
[04:52:08] <SirFinkus> by the way Deucalion, in case you hadn't heard, it's official
[04:52:12] <SirFinkus> John Cleese @JohnCleese
[04:52:12] <SirFinkus> I think you can use either now,and I prefer 'ass' It's a neater,crisper word.'Arse' sounds too much like yokel-speak
[04:52:48] <SoyCow1526> I just googled funny unix commands in preparation for scoring a mug with funny custom text.
[04:53:43] <SoyCow1526> they are all Dad jokes
[04:54:39] <mrcoolbp> = )
[04:54:50] * mrcoolbp has 3 coffee++ mugs
[04:59:36] <Bytram> one for each hand, of course!
[04:59:42] <Bytram> oh, wait.
[05:04:57] <Deucalion> no worries for mrcoolbp... he has six arms,,, must be BuddSikhistPeadoNarcoTerrist or something.... send in the UAV just to be sure!
[05:06:50] * mrcoolbp is not all-powerful
[05:07:36] * Deucalion admits all the above was a work of fiction
[05:08:18] * Deucalion passes out in the corner
[05:08:42] * mrcoolbp revives Deucalion
[05:08:43] * SirFinkus gets the sharpies and removes pants
[05:12:55] <SoyCow1526> Ok thanks for pointing me in the right direction regarding the subscriptions. I better get some sleep.
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[05:13:35] <dyingtolive> i'm 90% sure that was EF also. i just don't know WTF the game was.
[05:14:03] <SirFinkus> doubt it
[05:15:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Inflated Resumes and LinkedIn Connections? - http://sylnt.us - Honesty-is-the-Best-Policy
[05:52:20] <Bytram> !uid
[05:52:21] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6135, owned by bogus
[05:52:30] <Bytram> that's bogus! ;)
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[06:32:30] <Bytram|away> ~g-night #Soylent
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[08:48:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HP Ink Blames Windows 10 for Lousy Q1 2016 Sales - http://sylnt.us - 3-fingers-pointing-back
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[10:19:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Virginia Senate Passes Bill to Keep All Police Names Secret - http://sylnt.us - secret-police
[10:43:01] <Subsentient> lol http://pastebin.com
[10:43:01] <NotAnymore> ^ 03<jackcom> what msdn is means? micro soft d***** n****? <zap0> developer networ - Pastebin.com
[10:45:35] <chromas> Did he look?
[10:47:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:47:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2296
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[11:16:46] <crutchy> red_wine++
[11:16:46] <Bender> karma - red_wine: 2
[11:19:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:19:48] <NotAnymore> ^ 03UB40 - Red Red Wine - YouTube
[11:20:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, my brain has an odd soundtrack
[11:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeurg, so many layers of abstraction. gonna be a pain to trace down the original declarations.
[11:31:22] <chromas> throw it away and start anew
[11:31:28] <chromas> start anude
[11:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i would but i can't art. i can start looking anude though.
[11:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[11:40:14] <crutchy> fucking burning offs
[11:40:17] <crutchy> ~weather
[11:40:19] <exec> 04Traralgon VIC - currently 19°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 10 km/h, humidity 69% - Saturday partly cloudy (14°C:28°C), Sunday partly cloudy (14°C:27°C), Monday partly cloudy (16°C:28°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (16°C:36°C)
[11:40:29] <crutchy> smells like fucking bushfire outside :|
[11:41:04] <chromas> that's how you get kids
[11:41:39] <crutchy> by lighting a bush on fire? :D
[11:41:51] <crutchy> and then putting it out
[11:41:56] <crutchy> with a firehose
[11:42:01] <chromas> rubbing it with your stick
[11:42:02] <crutchy> #smake crutchy
[11:42:02] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a teal deer
[11:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> libircclient makes LIBeral(go figure) use of abstracting structs so much so that ima hafta break out the source so i can find what base data types are in them.
[11:42:15] <chromas> yeah, play fireman; dump a load on
[11:42:27] <chromas> make yer own irc lib
[11:42:32] <crutchy> frameworks--
[11:42:32] <Bender> karma - frameworks: -11
[11:43:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, no freakin way. i got no desire to reinvent the wheel. wrongly.
[11:43:17] <crutchy> you should make a perl version of exec
[11:43:22] <crutchy> it would be kickass
[11:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, every perl implementation of handling irc ends up being dozens of megs resident. i want something light and fast.
[11:44:40] <chromas> yeah but they also suck. clearly they're doing something wrong
[11:44:51] <crutchy> can you butcher aqu4's codebase to support perl scripts?
[11:45:00] <crutchy> its probably pretty slick
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[11:45:23] <crutchy> though i dunno if it does multithreading
[11:45:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prolly could but i'd be learning something useful doing it in perl6. for a given value of useful.
[11:46:02] <crutchy> i don't think i could cope with a single thread bot now :p
[11:46:14] <chromas> do it
[11:46:18] <chromas> make perl6 your bitch
[11:46:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, i don't want a C bot. i want the full wealth of perl features at high level but the light weight of C.
[11:46:51] <crutchy> from C to shining perl :p
[11:46:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know, i'll write one in java!
[11:46:57] * TheMightyBuzzard ducks
[11:47:04] <crutchy> oh you so should
[11:47:07] <crutchy> or ruby
[11:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, ruby is the SJW language now.
[11:47:23] <crutchy> visual basic
[11:47:47] <crutchy> then you can require an entire vm to run it :D
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[11:48:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice thinkin there.
[11:48:45] <crutchy> if you want slick, maybe haskell would be the way to go
[11:49:07] <crutchy> php7 or hhvm is probably also not bad, but yeah
[11:49:20] * crutchy is yet to try php7
[11:49:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. i already started on the perl6 module. may as well finish. just gonna hafta bitch along the way.
[11:49:54] <crutchy> heh
[11:50:19] <crutchy> it might turn out to be sweet
[11:50:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> normally i'd say this is gonna take all day but for two things
[11:50:36] <crutchy> heck i never thought a php bot would turn into anything
[11:50:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1) still have water in my inner ear and coding dizzy is hard.
[11:50:51] <crutchy> hmm. need alcohol
[11:50:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Fast Radio Burst Discovery Finds 'Missing Matter' in the Universe - http://sylnt.us - it's-always-in-the-last-place-you-look
[11:51:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> 2) it's gonna be nice fishing weather and the weekend
[11:51:17] <crutchy> oh yeah you're fucked then
[11:51:24] <crutchy> look out fooshies
[11:55:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. this just gonna hafta be a long term project.
[11:58:12] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: your asshole friends are assholes. https://soylentnews.org
[11:58:13] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[11:59:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, why they my friends? I got no lurve for jackbooted thugs.
[12:00:12] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: oh but you love them ALEC boys
[12:01:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> do i?
[12:01:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause i never heard of em
[12:02:11] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: but they support all your stupid shit: https://en.wikipedia.org
[12:02:12] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: American Legislative Exchange Council
[12:02:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> "limited government, and federalism" how the shit do those two remotely jive together?
[12:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, i think you fail to grok my stupid shit.
[12:03:23] <Gravis> hmm... maybe it's more of crutchy's stupid shit
[12:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i think yer lookin for a republican
[12:04:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> do we have any of those here on irc?
[12:08:03] <crutchy> not sure that republicans would be welcomed here
[12:08:20] <crutchy> religious kooks are even funnier than socialists
[12:08:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> is anybody though?
[12:08:25] <crutchy> or sjws
[12:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean they can't give me the boot cause i gotta talk to other devs or i'd prolly get booted as often as EF
[12:09:47] <crutchy> i'm probably more socially liberal than a lot of so called liberals
[12:10:07] <crutchy> but i'm also more economically conservative than conservatives
[12:10:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't mind people being religious as long as they don't try and push their views on me.
[12:10:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> in fact...
[12:10:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't mind people being * as long as they don't try and push their views on me.
[12:10:39] <crutchy> ~socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[12:10:40] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[12:10:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[12:10:46] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[12:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> should make a gamergate version of that. shorten socialist down to SJW.
[12:11:55] <crutchy> hmm. what to use as a 'trigger' :P
[12:12:37] <crutchy> ~macro ~trigger * privmsg %%nick%%, stop triggering me!
[12:12:39] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~trigger" and PRIVMSG command template "crutchy, stop triggering me!" saved
[12:12:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[12:12:46] <crutchy> ~trigger TheMightyBuzzard
[12:12:49] <exec> crutchy, stop triggering me!
[12:12:54] <crutchy> derp
[12:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that works
[12:13:02] <crutchy> ~macro ~trigger * privmsg %%trailing%%, stop triggering me!
[12:13:04] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~trigger" and PRIVMSG command template "%%trailing%%, stop triggering me!" saved
[12:13:07] <crutchy> ~trigger TheMightyBuzzard
[12:13:09] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, stop triggering me!
[12:13:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes more sense the other way cause you did the ~trigger
[12:13:29] <crutchy> lol true
[12:13:33] <crutchy> ~macro ~trigger * privmsg %%nick%%, stop triggering me!
[12:13:35] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~trigger" and PRIVMSG command template "crutchy, stop triggering me!" saved
[12:13:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~trigger mooseturdpie
[12:13:55] <exec> crutchy, stop triggering me!
[12:14:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, we haves an issue.
[12:14:26] <crutchy> hmm
[12:14:43] <crutchy> ~macro ~trigger * internal ~say %%trailing%%, stop triggering me!
[12:14:44] <exec> 02 *** macro with command "~say %%trailing%%, stop triggering me!" not permitted
[12:14:50] <crutchy> ~trigger TheMightyBuzzard
[12:14:52] <exec> crutchy, stop triggering me!
[12:15:01] <crutchy> hmm
[12:15:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~trigger mooseturdpie
[12:15:04] <exec> crutchy, stop triggering me!
[12:15:14] <crutchy> ~macro ~trigger -
[12:15:16] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~trigger" deleted
[12:15:26] <crutchy> maybe i really did trigger exec
[12:15:30] <crutchy> poor thing
[12:15:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's interpreting the %%var%% instead of storing it for later replacement
[12:15:37] <crutchy> yeah
[12:16:04] <crutchy> thought that used to work
[12:16:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can live with it blaming you though
[12:16:15] <crutchy> ~folding-rank 30
[12:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to, yeah. you changed something.
[12:16:18] <exec> syntax: ~wget url delim 1 <> delim 2
[12:16:23] <crutchy> ~folding-rank 29
[12:16:25] <exec> 072,869
[12:16:32] <crutchy> ooh we're on page 29 now :)
[12:16:41] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[12:16:58] <crutchy> that one is a macro with %%trailing%% template
[12:17:19] <crutchy> i probably buggered something
[12:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i lurve how the SJWs are calling anyone that stands up to them GamerGate. it's like we're their boogeyman and kryptonite all rolled together.
[12:18:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're not anything special, just the first ones to go all "We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." when they attacked us.
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[12:25:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:25:26] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 29
[12:25:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:25:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2297
[12:26:02] <crutchy> gunna take my plonk out on the stinky smoky deck for a bit and enjoy the night
[12:31:59] * chromas scrolls back
[12:32:08] <chromas> sjws are religious nuts
[12:33:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy, crutchy
[12:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima go vidya some. or read. not sure yet.
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[12:37:39] <paulej72> coffee++
[12:37:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2298
[12:38:52] * paulej72 wonders if I shoud put in a pull request for new code without even testing it?
[12:40:51] * crutchy read that as "tasting"
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[12:50:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, paulej72
[12:50:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatcha got?
[12:51:32] <paulej72> just a small fix for allowing users to submit dept with stories
[12:51:53] <paulej72> with a var to toggle
[12:52:11] <paulej72> Also has a anti-bot hidden input
[12:53:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, sounds nifty.
[12:54:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima slap what i got up in a pr and either let you figure out pagination this weekend or pick it back up monday when hopefully i'll not be getting nauseated by sitting upright.
[12:55:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> really kinda does need to be merged though cause there's significant db changes that could bork anything else you're working on up.
[12:56:03] <paulej72> I was planning on looking into some back end slashd issues
[12:58:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy. i'm planning on going fishing but that may get nixed on account of rocking of the boat and having inner ear issues.
[13:01:36] <chromas> we need some new nexii
[13:01:42] <chromas> Social Justice :D
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[13:12:24] <paulej72> does that imply that all of the non SJ articeles are about social injustice
[13:14:06] <chromas> yes
[13:14:13] <chromas> also, racist and misogynist
[13:14:33] <paulej72> can we use a middle finger for the icon
[13:14:43] <chromas> yes please
[13:16:30] <chromas> also, there are emojis for the see-/hear-/speak-no-evil monkeys
[13:18:17] <chromas> 🙈🙉🙊
[13:22:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The US Added More Photovoltaics than Gas to the Grid in 2015 - http://sylnt.us - let-the-sun-shine
[13:24:57] <chromas> put solar cells in the furnace to collect the light from the burning gas
[13:52:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Disney Asks Employees to Contribute Towards DisneyPAC, TPP - http://sylnt.us - vote-disney
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[15:09:47] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $697
[15:23:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 4 of 44 Nuclear Reactors in Japan Online - http://sylnt.us - glowing-reports
[15:28:01] <Subsentient> So I'm starting to help the ReactOS guys.
[15:28:07] <Subsentient> Fixing a bug in their installer right now.
[15:41:40] <Gravis> Subsentient: implement the printer driver API and you'll have actually made something interesting
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[15:52:32] <takyon_> http://www.thestate.com
[15:53:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HP Inc. Blames Windows 10 for Lousy Q1 2016 Sales - http://sylnt.us - 3-fingers-pointing-back
[15:56:00] <nick> i could probably google this, but i'm genuinely curious, what has Hilary clinton achieved over the last few decades with her public profile, 'charity' work and government positions?
[15:57:00] <takyon_> i'd probly look at her state dept work
[15:57:06] <takyon_> since that is no easy job
[15:58:03] <takyon_> "In 1997 and 1999, she played a leading role in advocating the creation of the State Children's Health Insurance Program, the Adoption and Safe Families Act and the Foster Care Independence Act. "
[15:58:22] <nick> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[15:58:23] <NotAnymore> ^ 03State Department spokeswoman can't name Hillary Clinton's diplomatic achievements ... and neither could Hillary Clinton | Daily Mail Online
[15:58:38] <nick> that was the first google result for me lol
[15:58:52] <takyon_> hah
[15:59:37] <nick> "Clinton may be left with an embarrassing bit of unfinished business to explain in 2016: a whopping $6 billion in State Department funds that went missing because of improper contracting procedures.
[15:59:37] <nick> Contract files worth $2.1 billion, according to an Inspector General report, 'could not be located at all.'"
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[16:01:18] <nick> for the dailymail it's not a bad article really
[16:02:24] <takyon_> that's iraq tier money loss
[16:02:53] <takyon_> yeah on that one article where everyone was bashing dailymail in the summary I was like *shrug*
[16:03:14] <takyon_> users can't accept that a tabloid/source they don't like could have accurate information
[16:03:15] <nick> i can't help but think any time there's a question over her conduct/actions/statements the phrase 'what difference does it make?' immediately springs to mind usually
[16:03:57] <takyon_> What difference does it make? The superdelegates are paid up, and she's the nominee!
[16:04:10] <takyon_> Black people love her! Sanders is unelectable and unknown!
[16:04:31] <nick> 'what difference does it make' ... 'we came, we saw, he died' ... 'I really consider President and Mrs. Mubarak to be friends of my family'
[16:04:37] <nick> that's the slogans she should be running on
[16:04:42] <nick> they're*
[16:05:21] <takyon_> Suzanne Mubarak (Arabic: سوزان مبارك‎, Sūzān Mubārak; born 28 February 1941)
[16:07:06] <takyon_> i feel a disturbance
[16:07:14] <takyon_> a disturbance in the submissions
[16:07:18] <takyon_> like I'm going to make 4 more
[16:08:08] <nick> http://whowhatwhy.org
[16:08:09] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Watch Trump Become Trump - WhoWhatWhy
[16:09:40] <takyon_> bookmarked for later
[16:15:50] <takyon_> http://www.patentlyapple.com
[16:15:51] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Apple Shareholders Resoundingly Voted No to Diversity while Jesse Jackson Applauded Apple's Fight against the FBI - Patently Apple
[16:25:02] <takyon_> http://venturebeat.com
[16:25:02] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Oculus Rift exclusive card battler Dragon Front is VR's first stab at challenging Hearthstone | GamesBeat | Games | by Dean Takahashi
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[16:54:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why are Ultrasound Machines so Expensive? - http://sylnt.us - sales-executives-need-commission
[17:14:35] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[17:14:35] <NotAnymore> ^ 03My Dixie Wrecked - YouTube
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[17:55:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Unveils Neural Network with “Superhuman” Ability to Determine the Location of Images - http://sylnt.us - pixeleyes
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[19:55:37] <takyon_> wut
[20:15:49] <cmn32480> home_sweet_home++
[20:15:50] <Bender> karma - home_sweet_home: 1
[20:17:07] <takyon> hi
[20:21:58] <Bytram> http://manuel.bernhardt.io
[20:21:59] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Upgrading from React 0.11.2 to 0.14.7 in 374 easy steps | In translation
[20:25:03] <takyon> o_o
[20:40:42] <Bytram> hi
[20:41:55] * Bytram connection slowed to an even slower than usual pace. When HexChat timed out, I decided to drop the entire connection and restart everything fresh. Seems to be better!
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[20:49:59] <Bytram> ~folding-stat
[20:50:07] <Bytram> ~folding-status
[20:50:31] <SirFinkus> so who did the poll?
[20:50:39] <Bytram> moi
[20:50:47] * SirFinkus points out that it's 2016
[20:50:57] <Bytram> oh, oh.
[20:51:09] <SirFinkus> AFTER taking a screenshot
[20:55:20] <Bytram> unfortunately, I could NOT include a URL in the poll quesiton
[20:55:43] <Bytram> so I'm trying to quickly write up a comment which explains things a bit, as well as linking to https://soylentnews.org
[20:55:45] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN article: Official Soylent News Folding@Home Team 04(65 comments)
[20:57:02] <Bytram> ok, comment submitted
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[20:57:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mark Zuckerberg Memo to Facebook Employees: Stop Crossing Out "Black Lives Matter" - http://sylnt.us - laid-out-in-black-and-white
[20:59:53] * SirFinkus is 30 seconds away from another wu
[21:00:40] <Bytram> wu wu!
[21:00:43] <Bytram> !woop
[21:00:43] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[21:15:54] <takyon> let's see what kind of cancer is on that article by now
[21:17:16] <takyon> not that bad
[21:24:11] <Bytram> nodnod
[21:29:10] <Bytram> time for some food and a break ; biab
[21:29:15] <Bytram> afk
[21:30:06] <Bytram> BTW, If you have a few minutes I found this to be quite interesting: http://www.cnet.com
[21:30:06] <NotAnymore> ^✓ 03Watch a 120-year-old 'Millionaire' machine do some astounding calculations - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[21:30:27] <Bytram> laters
[21:38:17] <cmn32480> bytram - it is ~folding-rank 29
[21:38:27] <cmn32480> ~folding-rank 29
[21:38:29] <exec> 072,834
[21:41:27] <Bytram> ahh, thanks!
[21:42:02] <Bytram> figured out a way to get it directly from http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[21:42:13] <cmn32480> ok
[21:42:14] <Bytram> search for "[0-9] of [0-9]"
[21:42:45] <Bytram> gets you this record: <TD align=left> 2850 of 224031</TD>
[21:43:08] <cmn32480> I was thinking of trying to pull it from the team page the same way we do the funding on SN
[21:43:19] <Bytram> grab the 2nd thing on that line and you got it
[21:43:23] <cmn32480> but that is a problem for tonight
[21:43:29] <Bytram> or something that is 'close'
[21:43:30] <cmn32480> I'm hading back out to clean the car
[21:43:30] <Bytram> nodnod
[21:43:58] <Bytram> Why not bring the car inside? Geeesh! Do I have to think of *everything*? ;)
[21:46:31] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Team 10's contributions to Folding@home ( http://fah-web.stanford.edu )
[21:49:19] <Bytram> ~folding-rank
[21:49:21] <exec> syntax: ~wget url delim 1 <> delim 2
[21:49:34] <Bytram> ~folding-rank 29
[21:49:36] <exec> 072,834
[22:14:28] <Bytram> http://sylnt.us
[22:14:30] <NotAnymore> ^ 03GitHub - lyle-nel/siga: Population based metaheuristic for password cracking. Siga(Simple genetic algorithm) ( https://github.com )
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[22:41:19] <Bytram> time for me to get going
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[22:52:38] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:52:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2299
[22:53:54] <nick> water++
[22:53:54] <Bender> karma - water: 29
[22:56:26] <crutchy> ~macro ~folding-rank * internal ~wget http://fah-web.stanford.edu <TD><b>Team Ranking (incl. aggregate)</b></TD>
[22:56:26] <crutchy> <TD align=left> <> of
[22:56:28] <exec> 02 *** not authorized
[22:56:33] <crutchy> derp
[22:56:38] <crutchy> stupid line break
[22:57:03] <crutchy> probably need a script to do it that way
[22:59:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX's Rescheduled Thursday Launch Aborted in Final Minutes - http://sylnt.us - better-to-delay-than-explode
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[23:36:19] <SirFinkus> crutchy: http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[23:36:20] <NotAnymore> ^ 03XML Feed Info - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
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[23:52:21] <crutchy> ~macro ~folding-rank * internal ~wget http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com <Rank> <> </Rank>
[23:52:22] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~folding-rank" and INTERNAL command template "~wget http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com <Rank> <> </Rank>" saved
[23:52:27] <crutchy> ~folding-rank
[23:52:29] <exec> 072834
[23:52:39] <crutchy> SirFinkus++
[23:52:39] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 28