#Soylent | Logs for 2016-02-26

« return
[00:47:21] <takyon> ugh]
[00:54:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Should I Drink Coffee? - http://sylnt.us - it-calms-you-down-as-it-perks-you-up
[00:59:53] <paulej72> Coffee++
[00:59:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2291
[01:00:12] <paulej72> Bender's slow today
[01:01:26] <paulej72> Got a new seat for my exercise bike today. Now my ass is not as sore when I use it. Should have gotten it sooner
[01:02:52] <chromas> Should have separated those last two into a separate message for maximum grabbing
[01:03:55] <paulej72> Now my ass is not as sore when I use it.
[01:08:59] * cmn32480 retreats to the coffee pot after reading about paulej72's ass problems
[01:15:01] <chromas> Bender: grab paulej72
[01:15:01] <Bender> Added quote 679
[01:15:06] * chromas cheap grabs
[01:15:44] <paulej72> I could have said something but it was a good grab.
[01:17:22] * cmn32480 thinks he better upgrade exec.... crutchy has been playing again
[01:17:59] <cmn32480> chromas - crutchy made the gday script run off a data file... you will now be able to add stuff from IRC
[01:39:00] <cmn32480> ~weather
[01:39:02] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 42°F / 6°C, cloudy, wind W at 17 mph, humidity 51% - Thursday partly cloudy (31°F:44°F / -1°C:7°C), Friday cloudy (28°F:40°F / -2°C:4°C), Saturday sunny (34°F:46°F / 1°C:8°C), Sunday sunny (45°F:58°F / 7°C:14°C)
[01:40:37] <takyon> should I submit this
[01:40:37] <takyon> http://techcrunch.com
[01:40:38] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Mark Zuckerberg Asks Employees To Stop Crossing Out ?Black Lives Matter? On Facebook?s Walls | TechCrunch
[01:40:49] <takyon> it seems a little SPICY
[01:42:05] <paulej72> Does that make zuck a sjw?
[01:42:22] * cmn32480 contains his surprise
[01:42:29] <takyon> by many definitions, yeah
[01:42:41] * cmn32480 wonders if there is a "blackbook.com
[01:43:01] <takyon> also, this is a physical wall inside Facebook HQ we're talking about, not some virtual facebook wall nonsense
[01:43:28] <takyon> i'm really torn on whether or not to submit this
[01:43:48] <takyon> i think because it's about Zuck sending a memo to his employees, we can get away with it
[01:44:11] <takyon> but it's full of spice and zest that may prove too strong for soylent retards
[01:45:00] <paulej72> What the hell they use physical wall posts at Facebook hq
[01:45:18] <paulej72> Who behind the times
[01:45:18] <takyon> is that really so surprising?
[01:45:23] <takyon> it's like their workplace tradition
[01:45:57] <paulej72> Let's do irl what we do on the internet
[01:46:10] <cmn32480> yeah@
[01:46:23] <takyon> i'll submit this
[01:46:39] <cmn32480> it'd be like all of us having 50 subscriptiosn to different scientific/technology publications
[01:46:42] <paulej72> Is like that one car insurance commercial
[01:47:40] <takyon> man this memo is in the form of an image, so I have to transcribe it if I want to quote it in full
[01:48:34] <SirFinkus> to me, it's a "who gives a shit" story
[01:48:35] <paulej72> Ocr
[01:48:46] <SirFinkus> but I'm sure it'd get a billion comments
[01:51:05] <SirFinkus> somebody tell me something good the US government has done lately
[01:51:08] <chromas> facebook hq still has walls?
[01:51:18] <chromas> thought they replaced them with timelines, like on their site
[01:51:24] <SirFinkus> everything seems bad
[01:51:29] <takyon> i don't think I have an OCR application ready. it would take longer to download and install than transcribe the memo
[01:51:47] <takyon> here's something good
[01:51:50] <SirFinkus> I need a little yin to my yang
[01:51:59] <takyon> they're investigating foodborne illness linked to bean sprouts
[01:52:08] <takyon> it's a serious matter and they're on top of it
[01:52:10] <paulej72> Yum
[01:52:15] <SirFinkus> oooh
[01:52:23] <takyon> the story will be out sometime tomorrow
[01:52:35] <SirFinkus> but then the cynical side of me says it shouldn't have happened in the first place
[01:52:49] <takyon> 23:51 GMT
[01:52:52] <SirFinkus> and I'm suspicious of "investigations" and "debates"
[01:53:00] <cmn32480> they are in the process of refunding billions of dollars that they stole directly from our paychecks last year
[01:53:01] <takyon> who would have guessed
[01:53:05] <takyon> a suspicious soylentil
[01:53:32] <SirFinkus> usually they are just the government trying to exonerate themselves from all wrongdoing
[01:54:52] <cmn32480> shit
[01:54:54] <cmn32480> shit
[01:54:55] <cmn32480> shit
[01:54:57] <cmn32480> shit shit
[01:55:04] <SirFinkus> probably what was in the bean sprouts
[01:55:06] <cmn32480> fucking Ingram Micro SUCKS ASS
[01:55:14] <paulej72> Debate masturbate
[01:55:44] <paulej72> What else is new cmn32480
[01:55:45] <cmn32480> fuckers got the PO before 11am... for overnight delivery on a part that I need tomorrow.
[01:56:05] <paulej72> It will be there Tuesday
[01:56:07] <cmn32480> so that the site that I am installing in will work....
[01:56:14] <cmn32480> I have no shipping confirmation
[01:56:23] <cmn32480> I have no sales order confirmation
[01:56:35] <cmn32480> and our PO number doenst' show in their online system
[01:56:40] <takyon> it will ship on Feb. 28
[01:56:42] <takyon> ....2017
[01:56:46] <cmn32480> probably
[01:56:54] <takyon> or Feb. 29, 2020
[01:56:59] <chromas> systemd strikes again
[01:57:01] <paulej72> What,did you order
[01:57:02] <SirFinkus> that sounds like an "oh shit, we forgot to send it, just tell them we shipped it and shrug"
[01:57:16] <cmn32480> 3 GBICs for Cisco 2960 switches
[01:57:53] <cmn32480> they show 215 in stock
[01:58:33] <paulej72> Didn't SNL do a skit about a shipping company that would take the blame when you forgot to ship something
[01:58:55] <cmn32480> I think so
[01:59:14] <paulej72> cmn32480: they are probably gray market ones
[01:59:35] <cmn32480> supposed to be genuine authentic Ciscu
[01:59:53] <SirFinkus> where you buying these? ali express?
[02:00:06] <cmn32480> INgram Micro
[02:00:11] <paulej72> Alibaba
[02:01:19] <cmn32480> but the fiber patches that I ordered from Monoprice will be there tomorrow as requested
[02:01:31] <cmn32480> I hate ingram
[02:02:02] <SirFinkus> I'm not even cool enough to know about ingram
[02:02:14] <cmn32480> they dont' sell to people
[02:02:19] <cmn32480> only companies
[02:02:25] <SirFinkus> anyway, I had an interesting idea for a project
[02:02:31] <cmn32480> but they are one of the biggest tech distributors in the country
[02:02:40] <paulej72> I've heard that f them but never used them
[02:02:40] <SirFinkus> right now I have a loft bed over my desk right now
[02:02:53] <SirFinkus> and I want to get some led to light my desk instead of a desklamp
[02:02:56] <paulej72> Dorm furniture
[02:03:05] <cmn32480> ninja'd
[02:03:30] <cmn32480> you shoudl put in a fridge.. so your pizza doesn't get de-toppinged
[02:03:36] <paulej72> Christmas lights
[02:03:45] <cmn32480> disco ball?
[02:03:53] <SirFinkus> I was thinking of getting some RGB strips, hooking it up to a pi or something, and wiring it up with redshift (or whatever the f.lux thing is) so that the lights would get redder/dim as the sun set
[02:04:19] <paulej72> No I use the as night lights, tv,watching lights
[02:04:48] <SirFinkus> maybe even use them to supplement my alarm
[02:05:17] <SirFinkus> turn them on at 0730, and slowly raise the intensity before the alarm goes off
[02:05:17] <takyon> I use flux
[02:05:18] <paulej72> Ooo sounds fun. If khyber was still around you could ask him about it.
[02:05:31] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[02:05:32] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: Mark Zuckerberg Memo to Facebook Employees: Stop Crossing Out "Black Lives Matter"
[02:05:41] <cmn32480> I thought I heard he landed his ass in the clink
[02:06:09] <SirFinkus> if I ever build it, I'll do a journal write up with schematics and instructions
[02:06:19] <paulej72> Plus hi pissed off the /. Crowd
[02:06:39] <chromas> so did /.
[02:06:42] <paulej72> He posed a stupid ask slash
[02:07:01] * SirFinkus looks up how much leds are
[02:07:17] <cmn32480> how to do a 400GB DDOS?
[02:07:20] <takyon> only the undimmable bulbs are cheap
[02:07:29] <SirFinkus> *TB
[02:07:30] <paulej72> From cheap to omg how much
[02:07:54] <cmn32480> s/400GB/400TB/
[02:07:54] <sedctl> <cmn32480> how to do a 400TB DDOS?
[02:08:24] <SirFinkus> http://www.amazon.com
[02:08:29] <SirFinkus> probably not very bright
[02:08:33] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Amazon.com: LEDwholesalers 16-Ft RGB Color-Changing 150xSMD5050 LED Flexible Strip, Copper PCB Backing, 2034RGB: Patio, Lawn Garden
[02:08:43] <chromas> dimmable LEDs? I thought they just did pwm
[02:09:23] <paulej72> Yeah it is just where the electronics live
[02:10:33] <SirFinkus> seems like that remote would be easy to hack into as well
[02:11:12] <SirFinkus> how many lumens do you think I'd need?
[02:11:38] <SirFinkus> "This strip produces vibrant colors while at the same time being very energy efficient and not consuming a lot of power."
[02:11:47] * SirFinkus grumbles at the redundancy
[02:13:17] <paulej72> Isn't a 60w incandescent about 1500 lumens
[02:13:41] <SirFinkus> nfi, also have nfi idea how they are measuring the lumens
[02:13:59] <SirFinkus> is that just like, at a point along it? per led? if you put all the leds in a big circle?
[02:14:25] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:14:53] <paulej72> Actually more like 800 lumens for a 60 w
[02:14:54] <chromas> http://chromas.0x.no
[02:14:54] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Web Tesseract
[02:15:26] <chromas> seems like it tesseract used to be better at OCRing
[02:15:45] * chromas installs moar fonts
[02:15:45] <SirFinkus> assuming that strip is actually decent, that's a lot cheaper than I thought it would be
[02:16:02] <SirFinkus> might be able to do it for like $50
[02:19:00] <SirFinkus> "Eco friendly - uses very little energy, without harmful radiations"
[02:19:02] <SirFinkus> comforting
[02:20:38] <paulej72> But I like my harmful radiations
[02:26:33] <SirFinkus> I want to light my room with little tiny crts
[02:27:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://www.futurity.org
[02:27:22] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[02:27:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> hashtag lazy
[02:27:51] <takyon> #lazy
[02:27:52] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[02:28:03] <SirFinkus> anyone else having issues with rizon?
[02:28:04] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: fwiw, there is now an option when submitting stories with #submit to include text after the URL and that will be included in the submission
[02:28:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: neat; I'll try to remember that.
[02:28:40] * Bytram looks to the far 'rizon; notes it is too cloudy to see very far.
[02:28:49] <Bytram> hth
[02:29:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> If I'd been non-lazy and actually submitted it through the web form, I would have set the title to "Actual butterflies unable to produce butterfly effect"
[02:29:18] <SirFinkus> huh, it works now
[02:31:55] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com I'd forgotten about this
[02:31:56] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Southwest Pilot Suspended for Profane Rant (WARNING UNCENSORED) - YouTube
[02:32:00] <SirFinkus> a master rant
[02:32:14] <SirFinkus> like, Tarantino dialog or something
[02:32:45] <SirFinkus> he's even go the alliteration going
[02:32:53] <SirFinkus> he's thought about this, and practiced it
[02:34:57] <takyon> iima open that video
[02:36:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> why didn't you bastards tell me there was a coffee story?!
[02:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[02:36:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2292
[02:38:36] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[02:38:37] <NotAnymore> ^ 03AT&T sues Louisville to stop Google Fiber from using its utility poles | Ars Technica
[02:39:47] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[02:40:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd be pretty damned funny if they eminent domained the lectric poles.
[02:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> give em fookers a dose of their own medicine.
[02:41:51] <paulej72> Well put them up on the power companies poles. They usually own most of them
[02:43:55] <SirFinkus> http://www.infowars.com only coverage I trust
[02:43:55] <NotAnymore> ^ 03LIVE NOW: Alex Jones Reports On GOP Debate » Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind!
[02:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> fiber: A) massively faster B) makes you poop good
[02:44:25] <Bytram> anyone find a summary of the SpaceX results for today's scrubbed launch?
[02:45:29] <Bytram> nvm: http://spaceflightnow.com
[02:45:31] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Live coverage: SpaceX rocket launch scrubbed | Spaceflight Now
[02:45:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't look. i'm a computer/lectronics nerd not a space nerd.
[02:46:20] <cmn32480> but TheMightyBuzzard, there is always a chance for a REALLY BIG BOOM.
[02:46:21] <Bytram> http://spaceflightnow.com
[02:46:22] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SpaceX launch aborted in final minutes | Spaceflight Now
[02:46:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> all space has to look at is a buncha twinkly lights. i can look at BOOBIES on my computer.
[02:47:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> rocket launches get aborted *way* too often for me to bother trying to watch them.
[02:47:27] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard: there may be even MORE boobies in space
[02:47:33] <SirFinkus> green ones
[02:47:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> you mean like Eccentra Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI?
[02:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, a boob in the hand is worth two in the sky
[02:48:05] <SirFinkus> no, the one kirk fucked
[02:48:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> she was fake.
[02:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really an orion chick.
[02:48:45] <chromas> dude in disguise?
[02:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> had to wait for Enterprise to see actual orion slave chicks.
[02:49:23] <Bytram> The Fifth Element
[02:49:31] * TheMightyBuzzard knows many things about trek that are of no use outside irc
[02:49:50] <SirFinkus> fucking jones taking cell phone video of his own show
[02:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> big bada-boom!
[02:49:54] <chromas> wouldn't that be everything about trek?
[02:49:55] <SirFinkus> shouting questions offscreen
[02:50:34] <chromas> SirFinkus: it's a conspiracy
[02:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, not entirely. there's plenty of useful information to be had from watching trek. e.g. Jeri Ryan has outstanding hooters.
[02:51:25] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[02:51:29] <SirFinkus> literally happening
[02:51:32] <paulej72> Or she did on voyager
[02:51:41] <chromas> Google images also informs me of the same
[02:51:54] <paulej72> I think the outfit helped
[02:52:07] <Bytram> Deucalion++ # points count here
[02:52:07] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 11
[02:52:14] * cmn32480 checks google to verify chromas' data
[02:52:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, prolly. em things was big enough they had to build a lot of support into that suit.
[02:52:56] <Bytram> quite the complete writeup at memory alpha
[02:53:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> about the suit or her boobs?
[02:53:15] <chromas> why not both?
[02:53:20] <Bytram> afk / biab
[02:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be both but...
[02:54:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean they're not Dolly boobs and gonna inspire epic poetry but they'd damned sure be worth several dozen limericks
[02:55:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> (o)|(o) <--- Dolly standing behind a tree
[02:56:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Horses Can Read our Facial Expressions - http://sylnt.us - just-ask-Mr.-Ed,-of-course
[02:58:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, hey, bedtime. sweet. fuck you, consciousness!
[02:59:52] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:59:54] * exec unjustifiably throws a bucket of dag at TheMightyBuzzard
[03:02:53] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: g'night!
[03:03:24] <Bytram> reminds me.... haven't updated my rehash repo in a while. might as well do it now.
[04:25:49] <chromas> crutchy++
[04:25:49] <chromas> cmn32480++
[04:25:49] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 192
[04:25:49] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 48
[04:26:09] <cmn32480> this was all crutchy
[04:26:12] <cmn32480> crutchy++
[04:26:12] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 193
[04:26:21] <cmn32480> I just moved his code to production
[04:26:26] <chromas> Sure, but you broke it and then fixed it :D
[04:26:44] <cmn32480> I borked it by adding stuff manually
[04:27:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Role Should Silicon Valley Play in Fighting Terrorism? - http://sylnt.us - https://tools.ietf.org
[04:28:01] <cmn32480> had I used the proper commands instead of editing the file.. it woulda worked out of the box
[04:52:30] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:52:40] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone
[04:53:30] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytram|away
[04:53:32] * exec insatiably hurls a toilet bowl of Soylent Green at Bytram|away
[05:05:21] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:05:23] * exec spontaneously postulates a wine flute of coffee towards #soylent
[05:18:52] -!- julian [julian!~julian@56-08-620-95.dhcp.snlo.ca.charter.com] has joined #Soylent
[05:58:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Austinites Outraged as Google Fiber Tears Up Texas Capital - http://sylnt.us - you-gotta-break-some-eggs
[06:08:25] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[06:08:26] <exec> http://ix.io
[06:08:52] <crutchy> hmm
[06:09:08] <crutchy> i think that might not be updating
[06:09:31] <crutchy> ~g'day >container my butt
[06:09:33] <exec> added to containers
[06:09:39] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[06:09:40] <exec> http://ix.io
[06:09:57] <crutchy> hmm. yep not updating :|
[06:12:03] -!- aqu4 has quit [Quit: aqu4bot baking shutting down.]
[06:12:13] -!- aqu4 [aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4] has joined #Soylent
[06:41:28] <SirFinkus> hmm, genuine question, are lock and safe manufacturers required to provide keys/combinations to their locks and safes to LEO on request?
[06:41:35] <crutchy> this looks interesting: https://developers.soundcloud.com
[06:41:36] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Backstage Blog - SoundCloud Developers
[06:42:00] <SirFinkus> I suppose they can just crack those anyway
[06:42:08] <SirFinkus> feds can in any case
[06:55:51] <chromas> Rig it with crack-detection to blow up
[07:03:39] -!- aqu4 has quit [Quit: aqu4bot baking shutting down.]
[07:03:47] -!- aqu4 [aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4] has joined #Soylent
[07:29:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Physicists Turn to the Dark State - http://sylnt.us - going-directly-from-"A"-to-"C"
[07:35:22] <SirFinkus> ok, game show idea
[07:35:34] <SirFinkus> it'd be awesome, but they'd never make it because "muh terrorism"
[07:35:41] <SirFinkus> two teams of engineers
[07:35:45] <SirFinkus> think junkyard wars
[07:35:53] <SirFinkus> one team builds the bomb, the other diffuses it
[07:36:04] <SirFinkus> bomb team has various constraints put on them
[07:36:19] <SirFinkus> bomb must survive mailing, bomb must fit inside package etc
[07:36:33] <SirFinkus> build team gets 5k and a machine shop
[07:37:14] <SirFinkus> every show starts with a scenario
[07:37:14] <JamesNZ> So, basically bomb squad training but without the rewards and publicity?
[07:37:21] <SirFinkus> cheesy movie plotline shit
[07:37:37] <SirFinkus> naw, it's a design competition
[07:38:48] <SirFinkus> and of course there would be cash prizes
[07:39:04] <chromas> Do they test them by actually mailing them and stuff?
[07:39:24] <SirFinkus> naw, you'd just use some kind of proxy for that
[07:39:38] <SirFinkus> "must survive a 10 foot drop and being inverted" etc
[07:39:52] <SirFinkus> it's just an example constraint
[07:40:03] <SirFinkus> one neat idea I had would be requiring the bomb to have clear sides
[07:41:04] <chromas> "In tonight's episode, can the builder team sneak bombs into two skyscrapers and install them without anyone noticing?"
[07:41:23] <JamesNZ> XD
[07:41:28] <SirFinkus> the "bomb" would just be a big noise when a circuit is completed, the bomb team decides how to close the circuit
[07:41:45] <chromas> sure, take all the fun out of it
[07:41:47] <SirFinkus> yeah, just disguise them as jets chromas
[07:42:21] <SirFinkus> could use that nickelodeon slime stuff
[07:42:50] <SirFinkus> I'd want more of a "supervillian plot" vibe rather than "ied"
[07:43:02] <SirFinkus> it's no fun if they just put a cell phone in the thing and remote det it
[07:44:09] <chromas> how about one of those pull 'n' speak toys?
[07:44:15] <chromas> "The bomb says…"
[07:44:16] <SirFinkus> wait, even better
[07:44:20] <SirFinkus> glitter
[07:44:31] <chromas> white slime for the women
[07:47:10] <SirFinkus> of course you went there
[07:47:31] <SirFinkus> I'd watch that shit, better than those stupid robot fight shows
[07:48:28] <chromas> do they still have robot fights?
[07:48:43] <chromas> I thought it was all replaced with dumpster diving or whatever
[07:49:04] <chromas> oh you're right, the guys could also have the white sauce
[07:49:09] <SirFinkus> there are two types of "engineery" competition shows I've seen
[07:49:13] <chromas> french press
[07:49:20] <SirFinkus> robot wars, and "build a vehicle"
[08:35:18] <crutchy> so you want CS:GO as a gameshow?
[08:35:42] <crutchy> (re original idea)
[08:37:04] <crutchy> cos you can't just make and diffuse bombs. you need guns and knives as well, otherwise ratings--
[08:38:05] * crutchy wonders if hillary clinton would introduce the first real hunger games
[08:38:42] <crutchy> trump's idea of hunger games would be him stuffing his face while everyone else goes hungry :p
[09:31:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung 256 GB UFS 2.0 Phone Storage is Faster than some SATA SSDs - http://sylnt.us - from-empty-to-full-in-five-minutes
[11:02:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New, Free Content Comes to Windows 10's Lock Screen - http://sylnt.us - What-would-Marvin-say?
[11:31:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:31:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2293
[11:33:33] <paulej72> coffee++_++
[11:33:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, heffe
[11:34:06] <paulej72> Dog and pony show again this weekend
[11:34:16] <paulej72> going to be busy at times
[11:34:25] <paulej72> How you doing TheMightyBuzzard
[11:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, fair aside from being deaf in one ear and dizzy.
[11:35:02] <crutchy> weekend++ # fockers!
[11:35:02] <Bender> karma - weekend: 15
[11:35:17] <paulej72> sinus infection?
[11:35:27] <paulej72> inner ear inection
[11:35:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> had some earwax melt in the shower and block up one of my eardrums
[11:35:50] <paulej72> that must have been one hot shower
[11:35:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> too deep to q-tip it out
[11:36:14] <paulej72> benzene
[11:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's balls cold outside so the showers is just shy of burny
[11:36:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was gonna go with peroxide after while. just let it boil that shiz out.
[11:37:44] <paulej72> yeah I use peroxide on my ears all the time (well not all the time, but you get the gist)
[11:38:59] <paulej72> well I need to get to work and get ready to setup for the presentations.
[11:39:06] <paulej72> bbl
[11:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, don't really have anything going that we should need ya for around here this weekend. should be safe to be busy.
[11:39:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> adios
[11:40:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> happy weekend to yas, crutchy
[11:41:19] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[11:53:14] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:53:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2294
[11:53:28] <cmn32480> mornign TheMightyBuzzard
[11:57:45] <alexbst> ugh
[11:57:52] <alexbst> github and coraline
[12:03:28] <cmn32480> there has to be a name for it when in the fight for inclusion you destroy what you wanted to be included in
[12:04:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, mornin
[12:05:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, there is. social justice.
[12:08:04] <cmn32480> ahhh
[12:08:06] <cmn32480> thanks buzzard
[12:08:21] <crutchy> cmn32480++
[12:08:21] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 49
[12:08:36] <cmn32480> alls I did was follow instructions
[12:08:45] <cmn32480> that come from halfway around the world!
[12:08:57] <cmn32480> crutchy++ #for being smart like that
[12:08:57] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 194
[12:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> mypenis++ # myriad reasons
[12:10:31] <Bender> karma - mypenis: 2
[12:10:53] <crutchy> penisland.net++ # cos domain names are fun
[12:11:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> moar nicotine time
[12:16:29] <cmn32480> later kids...gotta get to the customerr site
[12:16:40] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[12:16:42] * exec unjustifiably microagresses a coffee++ mug of pancakes at #soylent
[12:17:01] <cmn32480> chromas ^^^^^^
[12:18:23] <crutchy> ~g'day >container yo mama
[12:18:24] <exec> added to containers
[12:18:35] <crutchy> ~g'day <list>
[12:18:37] <exec> http://ix.io
[12:19:30] <crutchy> ~g'day >beverage dogfart
[12:19:31] <exec> added to beverages
[12:33:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NPR Interview With CIA Director John Brennan - http://sylnt.us - his-lips-were-moving
[12:39:23] <alexbst> DIVERSITY!
[12:44:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> calling hiring based on skin color diversity is like calling algorithmically-picked numbers random just because they're not in numeric order.
[13:04:43] <crutchy> see that's why companies prefer to hire robots, because they haven't yet formed unions or been infected by political correctness
[13:07:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> that and they don't drink up the coffee++
[13:07:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> some of em will even make a fresh pot
[13:26:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yerg, 24MB just to load the base bot modules for MrPlow. no code but enough to get him connected.
[13:27:34] -!- richardboegli [richardboegli!~r@127-60-159-681.dyn.iinet.net.au] has joined #Soylent
[13:36:56] <crutchy> wtf?
[13:37:05] <crutchy> and i thought exec had a fat ass
[13:37:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. ima have to not use prerolled modules if i wanna slim him down.
[13:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> or find something lighter weight.
[13:38:34] <crutchy> making my own lib functions was half the fun with exec
[13:39:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gods man, that shit ain't fun, it's tedious
[13:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> once i done something and grok dat shiz i never wanna hafta do it again unless i'm gettin PAID
[13:40:03] <crutchy> i'm a sorta lowish level guy
[13:40:12] <crutchy> i like working at data level
[13:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> not me, i digs results.
[13:41:14] <crutchy> a good result is a correctly parsed string :)
[13:42:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, i digs useful or amusing results then.
[13:42:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #blackuweather
[13:42:21] <MrPlow> T'day: Shit bright, get yo shades. It fuck'n cold! Dey a lil breeze. T'marra: Shit bright, get yo shades. Shit be aight. Dey a lil breeze.
[13:42:44] <crutchy> probably why i like irc bots; none of the front end shit to worry about
[13:43:15] <crutchy> almost like using a shell
[13:43:37] <crutchy> well i guess for exec it is literally using the shell :p
[13:43:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:45:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow is just massively, insanely overengineered. you can spawn a gerzillion bots all in the same process that live on the same or different networks with the same or different nicks that can communicate via intra-process callbacks.
[13:45:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it'd still only use 30MB or so of ram, until you go adding features.
[13:48:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, time to top up my nicotine levels.
[13:59:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, perl6 can use external libraries written in any language. i may make another perl6 bot and use a C library for the protocol stuff.
[14:04:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Obama Nominates Carla Hayden to Lead Library of Congress - http://sylnt.us - how-many-LOC-does-the-LOC-manage-in-the-LOC?
[14:07:45] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: any library can be used by any language as long as you have the linker addresses correct
[14:08:48] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you can literally use C++ from C without a problem
[14:09:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, yar but perl6 has shiny new and easy ways to access external libs as compared to loading modules with the XS loader like you'd have to in perl5
[14:09:37] <Gravis> yeah, perl is dog shit but perl6 is shiny dog shit. we get it.
[14:09:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[14:10:04] -!- richardboegli has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[14:10:08] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: maybe we should just switch to ruby while we're at it
[14:10:11] <paulej72> #blackuweather
[14:10:11] <MrPlow> Yo ass ain get no wetha, bitch.
[14:10:27] <paulej72> #blackuweather Princeton, NJ
[14:10:27] <MrPlow> T'day: Shit bright, get yo shades. It fuck'n cold! Dat shit be blowin! T'marra: Shit bright, get yo shades. It fuck'n cold! Dey a lil breeze.
[14:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotter have a saved location with #weatheradd
[14:10:58] <paulej72> #weatheradd Princeton, NJ
[14:10:58] <MrPlow> User paulej72 location set to 'Princeton, NJ'.
[14:11:06] <paulej72> #weather
[14:11:06] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. Windy during the morning. High 38F. Winds NW at 20 to 30 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 44F. Winds W at 10 to 15 mph.
[14:14:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... appears i borked something in one of the scripts my conky setup uses upgrading a perl module. i really didn't wanna hafta code while dizzy.
[14:20:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'better. all fixed.
[14:24:40] <Gravis> blackuweather? wow, racist.
[14:25:34] <Gravis> talking like a retard has nothing to do with the color of your skin.
[14:26:46] -!- nick [nick!~nick@Soylent/Staff/Editor/n1] has joined #Soylent
[14:26:46] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Imogen
[14:31:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, has nothing to do with race but everything to do with culture.
[14:33:05] <paulej72> plus Family Guy went there first
[14:33:13] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so you are defining "black culture" as being ill spoken and defined by slang?
[14:33:37] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you might want to change the name because it's referencing a race
[14:33:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that would make it, racist.
[14:33:59] <paulej72> Inner city black culture, yes
[14:34:30] <Gravis> it's not linked to any specific race
[14:34:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't get to define black culture. they defined it themselves. not my fault they defined it as something atrocious and self-destructive.
[14:35:04] <paulej72> started with jive talk or before that
[14:35:10] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: oh so now it's black people's fault that you're racist? i see.
[14:35:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[14:35:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, have you stopped beating your wife yet?
[14:35:38] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: never.
[14:35:45] <paulej72> it’s not my falut, it’s never my fault
[14:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, that sounds familiar. i can't remember why though. probably Bytram's fault i forgot.
[14:37:05] <paulej72> that’s the motto of the affluent
[14:37:39] <paulej72> the corellary is: me, me, me, it’s all about me
[14:37:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not affluent, i ran out of leftover beans days ago.
[14:38:33] <paulej72> I’m lactos intolerant, I am alwasy affluent
[14:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should stay away from cow squeezins then. clear that right up.
[14:42:36] <paulej72> but cheese and half&half are sooooo good
[14:43:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheese lurves me. it strikes the perfect balance between binding and anti-binding thanks to my own gut issues with dairy.
[14:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could eat a pound or two of cheddar on nachos and be perfectly fine.
[14:46:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll load a fresh install of rakudo and see if i can get a perl bot built using libircclient
[15:09:47] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $697
[15:31:21] <nick> /me needs to stop watching the food network
[15:35:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Presidential Candidates Rubio and Kasich are Living Out a Classic Game Theory Dilemma - http://sylnt.us - ask-James-Dean
[16:22:46] * Runaway1956 does like his codeine
[16:23:29] <Runaway1956> If I were ever to actually get hooked on anything, it would be related to codeine
[16:24:03] * Runaway1956 doesn't much like the circumstances under which doctors prescribe the good stuff though
[16:24:16] <Runaway1956> fokking pneumonia
[16:24:37] <takyon> ouch
[16:25:20] <Runaway1956> actually, he's not "sure" that it's pneumonia, but he's certain the bronchia are hurting
[16:25:49] <takyon> you should take some of this
[16:25:50] <takyon> https://en.wikipedia.org
[16:25:51] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: Dextromethorphan ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[16:26:10] <Runaway1956> But, back to the codeine - I got home yesterday, took all my other drugs, took a shot of my codeine, and I slept the day away - best sleep I've had in months
[16:27:42] <Runaway1956> Don't think that would have helped a lot - I needed an expectorant more than a supressant
[16:29:08] <Gravis> Runaway1956: ahh... so you are pain killer junkie like your ol' friend rush
[16:30:10] <Runaway1956> Junkie? Define junkie. I got a bottle of about 30 pills last time I got oxycodone. Used about 6 of them for their intended purpose.
[16:30:32] <Runaway1956> Over several months, I popped about three more, when all my aches and pains added up to a hell of a lot.
[16:30:42] <Runaway1956> Then, some bastard stole my bottle.
[16:31:12] <Runaway1956> I don't think I qualify as junkie - I just need to kill off the pain for a good night's sleep now and then.
[16:32:03] <takyon> your shit got stolen?
[16:32:09] <takyon> are you sleeping in a tent like MDC?
[16:33:36] <Runaway1956> Kinda sorta, but not quite - I've still got the property and the homestead.
[16:35:09] <Runaway1956> That's a real WTF, takyon - https://soylentnews.org
[16:35:10] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: Virginia Senate Passes Bill to Keep All Police Names Secret
[16:35:37] <takyon> yeah it's pretty bad
[16:36:00] <takyon> I'm surprised it hasn't gotten more attention, it happened days ago but I only noticed it when an NPR program debated it
[16:36:29] <takyon> the people who called in to that program were great
[16:36:43] <Runaway1956> I'm sure that DHS among others are perched on the edges of their seats, watching to see if it flies.
[16:36:47] <takyon> https://thekojonnamdishow.org
[16:36:48] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Virginia Considers Keeping Police Officers' Names Private - The Kojo Nnamdi Show
[16:38:19] <Runaway1956> Next, they won't have to wear uniforms, nametags, or even badges. If someone has a baton, you should assume he's a cop and submit.
[16:38:39] <Runaway1956> Or a taser. And, just assume that he's got a couple firearms for backup.
[16:42:29] <paulej72> badges, we don’t need not stinkin badges
[16:42:55] <Runaway1956> and we sure don't need no steenking constitution!
[16:43:12] <takyon> I wonder if this means you won't be able to get a response to the simple question "What is your name and badge number?" when asking on the street as part of a First Amendment audit
[16:43:46] <Runaway1956> It's secret man, don't ask. If I tell you, I'll have to kill you.
[16:44:08] <takyon> that's why you live broadcast it
[16:44:32] <paulej72> on twitch?
[16:44:41] <takyon> periscope
[16:44:55] <Runaway1956> O'bummer already has it covered - executive order says it's permissible to kill to protect state secrets
[16:44:56] <takyon> also youtube, maybe facebook
[16:45:22] <takyon> is that a real order?
[16:45:26] <takyon> or would you have to kill me
[16:45:36] <Runaway1956> It will be real next week, I think.
[16:45:37] <paulej72> read that as it’s permissible to kill protected state secrets
[16:45:54] <takyon> write your orders carefully!
[16:46:38] <takyon> http://www.futurity.org
[16:46:39] <NotAnymore> ^ 03New Wi-Fi uses 10,000 times less power - Futurity
[16:46:41] <paulej72> i would like a grilled ham and swiss on pumpernickle
[16:47:18] <paulej72> has a range of 1/100000000 of regular wifi
[16:51:02] <takyon> actually they got it to work at up to 100 feet
[16:51:51] <paulej72> what about walls, rain, bats
[16:52:06] <paulej72> watch out Bytram is here
[16:52:40] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[16:52:48] * Bytram decloaks from port bow
[16:52:51] <Bytram> coffee++
[16:52:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2295
[16:53:07] * Bytram charges up deflector dish with fresh java
[16:53:09] <Runaway1956> It's not really him, I don't think - his bot has eaten him, and taken his place.
[16:53:10] <Bytram> !uid
[16:53:10] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6134, owned by redguitar2009
[16:53:40] * Bytram identifies new target; performs scan
[16:53:48] <Runaway1956> !eat Bytram
[16:53:55] * Bytram notes mostly harmless; stands down alert
[16:54:06] -!- paulej72 [paulej72!~paulej72@Soylent/Staff/Developer/paulej72] has parted #Soylent
[16:54:06] <Runaway1956> LMAO
[16:55:44] * Bytram invokes looney toons voice "which way did he go? which way did he go?"
[16:55:58] <Runaway1956> Shell we all meet at McDonald's for horse burgers?
[16:56:02] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[16:56:03] <NotAnymore> ^ 03First McDonald's in Kazakhstan to offer horse meat burger — RT Business ( https://www.rt.com )
[16:58:36] <Runaway1956> Chinese scientists create functional sperm from stem cells - and I have to ask "why"? Maybe there's a shortage of sperm in China.
[17:00:26] <Runaway1956> Alright - first link - http://www.china.org.cn
[17:00:28] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Chinese scientists create functional sperm from stem cells in lab- China.org.cn
[17:00:54] <Runaway1956> use this as a followup and laugh - http://www.china.org.cn
[17:00:55] <NotAnymore> ^ 032nd-child plans vex female job seekers- China.org.cn
[17:03:46] <takyon> wow after the whole Aldi thing, a genuine bonified horse burger
[17:04:10] <Runaway1956> Audi? We're going to Micky D's in an Audi?
[17:04:19] <dyingtolive> Aldi had a horsemeat problem?
[17:04:24] <takyon> yeah
[17:04:40] <Runaway1956> And, I think the mares are the ones that get "bonified".
[17:04:55] <takyon> http://www.theguardian.com
[17:04:56] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Aldi confirms up to 100% horsemeat in beef products | Business | The Guardian
[17:05:02] <takyon> http://www.cnn.com
[17:05:05] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Battle over blame after horse meat found in beef products - CNN.com
[17:05:22] <nick> thats why the cheap beef was tasting so good
[17:06:03] <takyon> interesting that Guardian inserted a link to a 2015 article about eating horsemeat on purpose at the top of the 2013 article
[17:08:39] <takyon> >"Can somebody attack me, please?" Carson said to the other candidates.
[17:08:44] <takyon> ahahahahah
[17:11:35] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[17:11:35] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Study Finds Most Young Men Aren't Aware Of Emergency Contraception : Shots - Health News : NPR
[17:12:22] <dyingtolive> wow. that's pretty crazy. the aldi thing. i mean, i have a hard time buying stuff like meat from them anyway. i haven't quite gotten over the reputation they had back in the 90s.
[17:12:27] <Runaway1956> Ted Kennedy knew about emergency contraception. He took his girl to Chappaquidick ER.
[17:12:30] <takyon> learn something, and hand out those pills to bitches like crazy
[17:13:01] <takyon> hard to believe you didn't hear about the horsemeat scandal. It was a big deal for a few months, specially in the UK
[17:14:27] <dyingtolive> i mean, i recall having heard a couple different horsemeat things over the last few years. i remember it being a problem in the UK, i just didn't remember aldi being specifically named.
[17:14:46] <takyon> ah
[17:15:20] <takyon> ironically I would only go to shop at ALDI years after I heard about the scandal
[17:17:12] <dyingtolive> the ones around here are pretty nice, at least as far as any of their stores go. i don't know how comfortable i am getting perishables from them, but i'm sure they're about as safe as anywhere.
[17:17:38] <Runaway1956> Dafoq? A window just rolled itself up into a title bar, and I don't know how to open the window again . . . New feature, or one that I haven't discovered before.
[17:18:06] <dyingtolive> double click the title bar?
[17:18:24] <Runaway1956> That works - thanks man
[17:19:03] <dyingtolive> that's been around for a while in one of the linux window managers. forget which one i remember seeing it in though. gnome2 maybe?
[17:19:45] <Runaway1956> I'm using Enlightenment. Whole different set of libraries and stuff, but they take features from other desktops of course.
[17:21:19] <nick> have that 'feature' on xfce, catches me out all the time
[17:21:31] <dyingtolive> honestly, i can't stand most linux WMs. MATE is the one that's least uncomfortable to me.
[17:22:07] <Runaway1956> I do like Mate. It's more Gnome-like than Gnome.
[17:22:27] <dyingtolive> i really wish someone would make a hardcore attempt at a proper osx ui knockoff.
[17:23:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> That feature is called "window shades" and it's been around probably decades. I'm pretty sure I remember using it back in the 1990s when I was in college.
[17:24:05] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I heard of window shades before - never found a use for them
[17:25:13] <Runaway1956> Did you say "hard corps" dyingtolive ? https://www.youtube.com
[17:25:14] <NotAnymore> ^ 03The Warrior Song - Hard Corps - YouTube
[17:29:12] <Runaway1956> "come to the nightmare, come to me"
[17:29:59] <dyingtolive> i don't really get the military thing, but i dig the sound. reasonably badass.
[17:30:35] <Runaway1956> That's cool - you gotta live it before you really "get it"
[17:30:59] <dyingtolive> yeah, that's kind of what i gathered from most of the people i know who've "been there and back".
[17:31:23] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[17:31:23] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Welcome To Korea: 4,000 U.S. Troops Arrive At A Tense Time : Parallels : NPR
[17:31:31] <Runaway1956> Same people did a different version of the same song for Army, AF, and Navy.
[17:34:00] <nick> takyon: that story is kind of weird
[17:34:23] <takyon> how so
[17:35:03] <nick> it would have been a news story the first time they did it, last june, but it seems a little late now
[17:35:30] <nick> "He is among those moving in, replacing the 4,000 heading home."
[17:36:12] <dyingtolive> it also seems more like a human interest story than it does an update on what's effectively a cold war.
[17:36:46] <takyon> npr is all about human interest stories
[17:36:48] <nick> the headline does not work with the article itself
[17:37:07] <Runaway1956> Top of the page, I see "updated Feb 26, 2016" and "published Feb 26, 2016" nick
[17:37:26] <nick> so?
[17:37:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Asks Court to Vacate Order to Unlock iPhone, Vows to Make Future iPhones Harder to Hack - http://sylnt.us - who-is-being-protected-from-whom?
[17:37:53] <takyon> https://photographyisnotacrime.com
[17:37:54] <NotAnymore> ^ 03New York Man Proves Suffolk County Red Light Camera Program Tricks Drivers into Citations - PINAC News
[17:38:11] <Runaway1956> I don't see that it was a June article - hints? I do note that the troops left Ft. Hood at 60 to 70 degrees, which is about right for now.
[17:38:20] <Runaway1956> "now" meaning this time of year
[17:38:22] <nick> "Last June, for the first time ever, an entire combat-ready brigade of 4,000 deployed to South Korea as one unit."
[17:38:38] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh - Ohkay.
[17:38:40] <nick> then the later addition of: "He is among those moving in, replacing the 4,000 heading home."
[17:38:48] <nick> makes the whole angle of the headline invalid really
[17:39:02] <takyon> they could have added "Another" to make it clear
[17:39:03] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[17:39:04] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Sheriff Says Kansas Shooter Was Served Protection Order Just Before Attack : The Two-Way : NPR
[17:39:04] <nick> just my 2c, it's an interesting story
[17:39:14] <nick> but i hate the spin put on it for the clicks
[17:39:27] <takyon> yeah nick i'm on a whole another level of news reading. I try to process an article a minute
[17:39:39] <Runaway1956> Yeah, now I see it nick
[17:39:49] <takyon> get on my level nick
[17:41:46] <nick> not sure how to do that, i've done it, but then my quality of analysis seems to suffer after a while
[17:41:51] * Runaway1956 doesn't believe in a level playing field
[17:44:57] <takyon> I log every article I look at
[17:45:07] <nick> there's nothing wrong with a level playing field, but believing one exists generally is certainly misguided.
[17:45:52] <Runaway1956> Any hillbilly will tell you that level feilds are for growing corn and sissies, LOL
[17:46:25] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[17:46:25] <nick> and thats why no one paid them to build a billion dollars worth of sports arenas
[17:46:25] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Brit brewer opensources entire recipe archive • The Register
[17:47:17] <dyingtolive> oh man, NOW you have my attention.
[17:47:43] <dyingtolive> i actually just brewed earlier this week. now i want to start another batch.
[17:48:02] <nick> 215 beers developed during its almost 10-year history....
[17:48:26] <nick> lots of beers there to refine in 10 years.
[17:48:49] <Runaway1956> The new lubricated Gillete - sounds like a condom or something
[17:49:27] <nick> sounds painful
[17:49:33] <nick> even lubricated
[17:49:58] <Runaway1956> Real men don't need no lubrication
[17:50:05] <dyingtolive> nick, yeah, no kidding. i've been brewing for 3 years or so on my own, and i've got one recipe i'd consider good enough at this point to be "done".
[17:50:40] <Runaway1956> Good beer is all the lubrication the world ever needed
[17:50:48] <takyon> submitting
[17:51:21] <nick> im sure there are some good ones in there, but 215 is a lot to wade through trying to find the right one(s)
[17:53:54] <takyon> and the PDF is 226 pages long
[17:54:03] <takyon> just read it like you would a novel
[17:54:58] <dyingtolive> coffee imperial stout on (pdf page) 30
[17:59:50] <dyingtolive> tactical nuclear penguin on page 42. i've wanted to try that one for some time now.
[18:00:08] <dyingtolive> 32% abv. THAT'LL get you fucked up.
[18:00:28] <takyon> yeah cray
[18:01:17] <takyon> I want to try the #23, 77 Lager (4.9% ABV)
[18:01:18] <nick> wow
[18:01:32] * takyon submitted the story about brewdog
[18:01:40] <nick> is certainly a story worth sharing
[18:10:17] <dyingtolive> it's probably worth noting that all of these look like they're all-grain recipes. no extract ones. that means your basic cheap homebrewer kit wouldn't be able to do it.
[18:10:41] <takyon> why not
[18:10:55] <takyon> they list the equipment needed at the top of the pdf
[18:11:02] <Runaway1956> Who remembers Vince Li?
[18:11:10] <Runaway1956> http://www.ctvnews.ca
[18:11:11] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Man who beheaded fellow bus passenger wins right to live on his own | CTV News
[18:11:33] <takyon> not me
[18:12:39] <Runaway1956> He's the kind of guy that God talks to.
[18:13:02] <dyingtolive> takyon: i missed the equipment list. that's good though. the basic $100 set everyone sells doesn't usually come with a mash/lauter tun or a big enough brew kettle to handle the amount of water from sparging.
[18:13:57] <takyon> when you mean amount of water, you mean an amount over 5 gallons?
[18:15:19] <dyingtolive> not usually, but the actual kettle i've seen with most kits is more like 2.5-4 gallon, with the intent of adding more water later once you get the wert to your primary fermenter.
[18:16:33] <dyingtolive> i hit that problem early on with my first all grain. i had to sanitize a spare stock pot i had and awkwardly boil both seperately. turned out okay though.
[18:17:01] <takyon> http://www.futurity.org
[18:17:02] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Native English speakers get different results on concussion test - Futurity
[18:18:10] <dyingtolive> oh, they suggest only using 5 liters of water in the mash. other recipes at 5 gal i've seen recommend starting out with the entire 5 gal in there.
[18:18:29] <Runaway1956> Prague cops ticketing swan for improper lane change I think - https://www.youtube.com
[18:18:30] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Swan disrupts traffic in Prague, refuses to move - YouTube
[18:19:47] <dyingtolive> when handed the ticket, the Swan reportedly said, "Bill me."
[18:21:41] <Runaway1956> All the headlines are beginning to look alike
[18:21:49] * Runaway1956 wanders off to bed
[18:50:06] -!- julian_ [julian_!~julian@96-644-4-826.dhcp.snlo.ca.charter.com] has joined #Soylent
[18:59:53] -!- julian_ [julian_!~julian@96-644-4-826.dhcp.snlo.ca.charter.com] has parted #Soylent
[19:03:16] -!- Bytram has quit [Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in]
[19:03:16] -!- cmn32480 has quit [Quit: Until we meet again]
[19:03:16] -!- zz_janrinok has quit [Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in]
[19:03:16] -!- takyon has quit [Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in]
[19:03:17] -!- xlefay has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[19:03:17] -!- TheMightyBuzzard has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[19:03:17] -!- mrcoolbp has quit [Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in]
[19:03:17] -!- SirFinkus has quit [Quit: Leaving...]
[19:05:21] -!- SoyCow9445 [SoyCow9445!~80702111@mcn-dog.Princeton.EDU] has joined #Soylent
[19:05:35] <SoyCow9445> znc is acting up
[19:05:42] <SoyCow9445> I am trying to fix
[19:05:51] <SoyCow9445> this paulej72
[19:08:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sharp Accepts $6.25 Billion Takeover Bid from Foxconn, but Foxconn is Wary of Debt - http://sylnt.us - taking-a-closer-look
[19:11:02] -!- SirFinkus [SirFinkus!~SirFinkus@Soylent/Staff/Community/SirFinkus] has joined #Soylent
[19:11:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v SirFinkus] by Imogen
[19:11:07] -!- TheMightyBuzzard [TheMightyBuzzard!~TheMighty@Soylent/Staff/Developer/TMB] has joined #Soylent
[19:11:07] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v TheMightyBuzzard] by Imogen
[19:11:37] <SoyCow9445> fixing znc stand by paulej72
[19:12:02] -!- Bytram [Bytram!~Bytram@Soylent/Staff/Developer/martyb] has joined #Soylent
[19:12:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Bytram] by Imogen
[19:12:10] -!- SirFinkus has quit [Client Quit]
[19:12:10] -!- Bytram has quit [Client Quit]
[19:12:10] -!- TheMightyBuzzard has quit [Client Quit]
[19:13:14] -!- SirFinkus [SirFinkus!~SirFinkus@Soylent/Staff/Community/SirFinkus] has joined #Soylent
[19:13:14] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v SirFinkus] by Imogen
[19:13:20] -!- TheMightyBuzzard [TheMightyBuzzard!~TheMighty@Soylent/Staff/Developer/TMB] has joined #Soylent
[19:13:20] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v TheMightyBuzzard] by Imogen
[19:13:50] -!- Bytram [Bytram!~Bytram@Soylent/Staff/Developer/martyb] has joined #Soylent
[19:13:50] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Bytram] by Imogen
[19:14:36] -!- Bender has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[19:14:44] -!- cmn32480 [cmn32480!~cmn32480@Soylent/Staff/Editor/cmn32480] has joined #Soylent
[19:14:44] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v cmn32480] by Imogen
[19:14:57] -!- SirFinkus has quit [Client Quit]
[19:14:57] -!- TheMightyBuzzard has quit [Client Quit]
[19:14:57] -!- Bytram has quit [Client Quit]
[19:14:57] -!- cmn32480 has quit [Client Quit]
[19:16:08] -!- TheMightyBuzzard [TheMightyBuzzard!~TheMighty@Soylent/Staff/Developer/TMB] has joined #Soylent
[19:16:08] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v TheMightyBuzzard] by Imogen
[19:16:41] <SoyCow9445> wtf is going on here. I can't seem to connect via znc
[19:17:02] -!- Bytram [Bytram!~Bytram@Soylent/Staff/Developer/martyb] has joined #Soylent
[19:17:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Bytram] by Imogen
[19:17:32] -!- cmn32480 [cmn32480!~cmn32480@Soylent/Staff/Editor/cmn32480] has joined #Soylent
[19:17:32] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v cmn32480] by Imogen
[19:18:02] -!- zz_janrinok [zz_janrinok!~janrinok@0::z] has joined #Soylent
[19:18:12] <nick> Deucalion
[19:18:32] -!- SoyGuest88068 [SoyGuest88068!~mrcoolbp@0::z] has joined #Soylent
[19:19:12] -!- paulej72 [paulej72!~paulej72@Soylent/Staff/Developer/paulej72] has joined #Soylent
[19:19:12] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v paulej72] by Imogen
[19:19:34] <Gravis> more +v for all!
[19:20:02] -!- takyon [takyon!~takyon@Soylent/Staff/Editor/takyon] has joined #Soylent
[19:20:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon] by Imogen
[19:20:09] -!- Bender [Bender!Bender@Soylent/BotArmy] has joined #Soylent
[19:20:32] -!- xlefay [xlefay!~xlefay@0::z] has joined #Soylent
[19:21:06] xlefay is now known as SoyGuest52195
[19:21:11] <SoyGuest88068> hmm
[19:21:29] -!- SoyGuest88068 has quit [Changing host]
[19:21:29] -!- SoyGuest88068 [SoyGuest88068!~mrcoolbp@Soylent/Staff/mrcoolbp] has joined #Soylent
[19:21:29] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v SoyGuest88068] by Imogen
[19:21:32] -!- SirFinkus [SirFinkus!~SirFinkus@Soylent/Staff/Community/SirFinkus] has joined #Soylent
[19:21:32] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v SirFinkus] by Imogen
[19:21:39] <SoyGuest88068> .op
[19:21:39] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o SoyGuest88068] by Imogen
[19:21:46] SoyGuest88068 is now known as mrcoolbp
[19:22:04] <mrcoolbp> somethings fishy around here
[19:22:27] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: yes, indeed.
[19:23:51] <SirFinkus> done with school today FRIDAY HAS STARTED FUCKERS
[19:25:43] <SoyCow9445> quit
[19:25:47] -!- SoyCow9445 [SoyCow9445!~80702111@mcn-dog.Princeton.EDU] has parted #Soylent
[19:26:17] <paulej72> Sorry eveyone I had to reboot znc.
[19:26:36] * SirFinkus was wondering what happened
[19:27:48] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard, SirFinkus Bytram cmn32480 mrcoolbp you should be able to connect to znc again.
[19:28:26] * SirFinkus is already connected
[19:29:54] <SirFinkus> we're in 3018th place
[19:29:58] <SirFinkus> almost breaking 3k
[19:30:46] <Bytram> !woop
[19:30:47] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[19:32:35] <Bytram> what is the status link again?
[19:34:23] <SirFinkus> http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[19:34:49] <paulej72> SirFinkus: setup a channel and put that in as the topic
[19:35:28] <SirFinkus> #folding
[19:36:49] <Bytram> Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, eh?
[19:36:51] <Bytram> ;)
[19:37:50] <Bytram> If I make an actual suggestion, the "Home Page" given on that link has "http:" instead of "https:" -- might want to update it if you can
[19:39:06] <SirFinkus> the team page thing is weird, it didn't like the https last time I tried it
[19:40:11] <SirFinkus> their website is super shitty
[19:40:12] <Bytram> that IS weird!
[19:40:32] <SirFinkus> oh, and to change any of that information, I need to re-enter all of it
[19:41:11] <SirFinkus> AND it takes an hour to update on the page, so if I make a typo, I won't know about it for an hour
[19:41:13] <Bytram> blegh!!
[19:41:34] <SirFinkus> stuff like the logo included
[19:42:12] <Bytram> bah!
[19:42:30] <SirFinkus> have something stuck in your throat Bytram?
[19:42:53] <Bytram> nope; all set, now. ;)
[19:42:53] <SirFinkus> or maybe you burned yourself on some hot food?
[19:43:38] <SirFinkus> oh, another thing, we've folded 1k work units
[19:43:42] <SirFinkus> that's a milestone
[19:44:19] <Bytram> yeah, that's something I don't understand... looking at: http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[19:44:43] <Bytram> the team ahead of us has 15,543 work units and the one behind has only 251
[19:44:54] <Bytram> compared to our having 1075???
[19:45:04] <SirFinkus> some work units are harder than others
[19:45:11] <Bytram> As a dear friend of mine would say: "Sense no makes!"
[19:45:19] <Bytram> apparently!
[19:45:34] <SirFinkus> the project has been around for a while, I suspect the guys in front started a while ago when they were smaller
[19:46:05] <SirFinkus> both teams are inactive, so it's hard to divine any information from their states
[19:46:53] <Bytram> yep
[19:47:43] -!- julian_ [julian_!~julian@96-644-4-826.dhcp.snlo.ca.charter.com] has joined #Soylent
[19:47:55] <SirFinkus> http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[19:47:59] <SirFinkus> oh man, they have graphs?
[19:48:11] <Bytram> yep!
[19:48:32] <Bytram> sorry about that, I found those a while ago -- thought you knew!
[19:48:44] <SirFinkus> yeah, I think you posted it earlier
[19:48:55] <SirFinkus> didn't see the graphs though
[19:49:21] <SirFinkus> all conquests, no threats
[19:49:23] <Bytram> I wonder how many of the work units are involved with processing the stats? ;)
[19:51:07] <Bytram> break time; laters
[19:54:41] * SirFinkus reposts some nightmare fuel https://www.youtube.com
[19:55:13] <SirFinkus> oh shit, no bender
[19:55:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> SirFinkus: I think Brett Spiner must have studied this video when practicing to be Data on ST:TNG.
[19:56:07] <SirFinkus> that entire channel is awesome btw
[19:58:26] <SirFinkus> the demo reels are my favorite https://www.youtube.com
[19:58:26] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Intelligent Light (1985) - YouTube
[19:59:47] <SirFinkus> there's something so creepy about them
[20:01:27] <SirFinkus> especially this one https://www.youtube.com , but I think it's deliberate in this case
[20:01:28] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Mental Images (1987) - YouTube
[20:10:17] <dyingtolive> that last one is pretty impressive. i think i've seen recent video games that didn't have such detail to them.
[20:10:54] <dyingtolive> the bumpmapping on reflections on the table is particularly decent.
[20:11:02] <SirFinkus> well, real time vs offline rendering
[20:11:16] <SirFinkus> might have even been ray traced
[20:12:35] <dyingtolive> yeah, but the point of comparison to it (for me) from that period of time is stuff like this: https://www.youtube.com
[20:12:35] <NotAnymore> ^✓* 03Mental Images (1987) - YouTube
[20:12:45] <dyingtolive> oops.
[20:12:57] <dyingtolive> this: https://www.youtube.com
[20:12:58] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Dire Straits - Money For Nothing music video (Good quality, all countries) - YouTube
[20:14:19] <dyingtolive> well, and, i mean, also stuff like Max Headroom and Reboot. point is that that's all offline rendering and doesn't come close to touching the Mental Images video.
[20:14:40] <SirFinkus> max headroom wasn't cgi
[20:15:12] <SirFinkus> guy wore a mask
[20:15:22] <SirFinkus> and the backgrounds were hand animated
[20:15:23] <dyingtolive> shit, really? did not realize that.
[20:15:34] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org(character)
[20:15:35] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: Max Headroom (character
[20:15:44] <dyingtolive> i knew the backgrounds weren't cgi, i thought the character was though. huh.
[20:16:21] <dyingtolive> well, the more you know.
[20:17:06] <dyingtolive> still impressive compared to the reboot and money for nothing. at least for the time.
[20:39:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - San Francisco: the 22nd Market for Google Fiber--Sorta - http://sylnt.us - has-anyone-seen-my-heart?
[21:15:05] -!- JamesNZ [JamesNZ!~JamesNZ@60.234.vml.gj] has joined #Soylent
[21:18:53] -!- takyon_ [takyon_!~422c73bf@Soylent/Staff/Editor/takyon] has joined #Soylent
[21:18:53] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon_] by Imogen
[22:12:09] <crutchy> ~link folding@home http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[22:12:11] <exec> └─ folding@home => http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[22:20:27] <Bytram> http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[22:20:28] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Folding @ Home Teams Overall Rank - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[22:20:39] <Bytram> Now at #2998
[22:22:23] <Bytram> I predict we'll break 2900 within two days
[22:25:49] <crutchy> ~link folding@home_stats http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[22:25:51] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[22:25:55] <crutchy> ~link folding
[22:25:57] <exec> ├─ folding@home => http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[22:25:58] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[22:26:53] <Bytram> crutchy: kinda sorta; it shows exactly that *page* (&p=nn) as we earn more points, we'll move higher in the stats and move to page 29, then 28, etc.
[22:30:42] <Bytram> ~folding
[22:30:49] <Bytram> ???
[22:30:54] <Bytram> oh
[22:30:57] <Bytram> ~link folding
[22:30:59] <exec> ├─ folding@home => http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[22:30:59] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[22:31:06] <Bytram> okaaaay
[22:31:15] <Bytram> okaaaay 12
[22:31:21] <Bytram> ~link folding 12
[22:31:23] <exec> └─ folding => 12
[22:32:40] <crutchy> its a pretty basic script, but it supports regexp for search at least :)
[22:32:48] <Bytram> urgh... I was thinking that would be a nice way to request page number 12
[22:32:57] <Bytram> obviously I got the syntax confised
[22:33:07] <crutchy> nah it doesn't actually download anything
[22:33:12] <crutchy> you want ~wget :p
[22:33:15] <Bytram> I think I blew up what you just got working.... sorry
[22:33:21] <Bytram> ~link folding
[22:33:23] <exec> ├─ folding => 12
[22:33:23] <exec> ├─ folding@home => http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[22:33:24] <exec> └─ folding@home_stats => http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[22:33:39] <Bytram> ahhh
[22:33:43] <Bytram> I see what you mean
[22:33:57] <crutchy> ~link folding -
[22:33:59] <exec> └─ deleted folding
[22:34:06] <Bytram> the 'folding' is just a regexp use to select among all the link definitions
[22:34:06] <crutchy> can add or delete
[22:34:12] <crutchy> yup
[22:34:16] <crutchy> or urls
[22:34:19] <Bytram> how to delete?
[22:34:24] <Bytram> ~link
[22:34:25] <crutchy> or whatever text you like (doesn't have to be a url)
[22:34:26] <exec> syntax to search: ~link %search%, set: ~link %id% %content%, delete: ~link %id% -
[22:34:26] <exec> can't use pipe (|) char, %id% can't contain spaces, but %content% can, %search% is a regexp pattern
[22:34:26] <exec> will return a list of one or more %id% => %content% if %search% matches either %id% or %content%
[22:36:36] <Bytram> post meal sleepies coming on strong; time for a nap
[22:36:40] <Bytram> !uid
[22:36:40] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6134, owned by redguitar2009
[22:37:00] <crutchy> ~wget view-source:http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com/team_list.php?s=&p=30 <a name='230319'></a> <> </td>
[22:37:02] <exec> syntax: ~wget url delim 1 <> delim 2
[22:37:10] <crutchy> derp
[22:37:15] <crutchy> ~wget http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com <a name='230319'></a> <> </td>
[22:37:16] <Bytram> ~weather crutchy
[22:37:18] <exec> 072,998
[22:37:19] <exec> 10Traralgon VIC - currently 64°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 6 mph, humidity 74% - Saturday partly cloudy (55°F:81°F), Sunday partly cloudy (57°F:81°F), Monday partly cloudy (59°F:80°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (61°F:96°F)
[22:37:38] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[22:37:40] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 35°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind NW at 21 mph, humidity 24% - Friday cloudy (19°F:38°F), Saturday sunny (32°F:42°F), Sunday partly cloudy (41°F:55°F), Monday partly cloudy (33°F:53°F)
[22:37:41] <Bytram> ~weather portland me
[22:37:44] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 29°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind NW at 15 mph, humidity 40% - Friday clear (13°F:36°F), Saturday mostly sunny (30°F:37°F), Sunday partly cloudy (34°F:48°F), Monday scattered showers (28°F:51°F)
[22:37:51] <Gravis> ~weather hell
[22:37:52] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[22:37:53] <crutchy> ~macro ~folding-rank * internal ~wget http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com <a name='230319'></a> <> </td>
[22:37:54] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 37°F / 3°C, sunny, wind W at 18 mph, humidity 35% - Friday clear with periodic clouds (28°F:40°F / -2°C:4°C), Saturday partly cloudy (34°F:48°F / 1°C:9°C), Sunday sunny (46°F:62°F / 8°C:17°C), Monday partly cloudy (40°F:60°F / 4°C:16°C)
[22:37:55] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 20°F, cloudy, wind NW at 17 mph, humidity 64% - Friday partly cloudy (5°F:22°F), Saturday partly cloudy (15°F:30°F), Sunday partly cloudy (14°F:24°F), Monday snow (9°F:31°F)
[22:37:57] <exec> 02 *** not authorized
[22:38:02] <crutchy> derp
[22:38:38] <takyon_> .submit https://www.news.cornell.edu
[22:38:40] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 can you do this please mate: ~macro ~folding-rank * internal ~wget http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com <a name='230319'></a> <> </td>
[22:38:42] <exec> message saved
[22:38:43] <Bytram> crutchy: is there a way to parameterize the &p=nn value?
[22:38:50] <takyon_> #submit https://www.news.cornell.edu
[22:38:51] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[22:38:55] <crutchy> yup
[22:38:57] <Bytram> in a couple days, we'll be on page 29
[22:39:04] <Bytram> etc.
[22:39:16] <Bytram> and with that; eyes are drooping too much
[22:39:20] <Bytram> g/night all!
[22:39:27] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[22:39:28] <takyon_> night bytrram
[22:39:48] <Gravis> Bytram|away: don't commit any crimes you can't blame on someone else
[22:39:48] <Bytram|away> laters
[22:39:58] <Bytram|away> I'llbe thinking of you, then. ;)
[22:40:01] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 actually can you do this one instead please: ~macro ~folding-rank * internal ~wget http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com <a name='230319'></a> <> </td>
[22:40:04] <exec> message saved
[22:40:15] <crutchy> that macro has a parameterized page number
[22:40:17] <takyon_> #submit http://mediarelations.cornell.edu
[22:40:18] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[22:40:22] <takyon_> mofo
[22:40:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Military Blocks Chelsea Manning from Reading Printouts of EFF's Blog - http://sylnt.us - free-information-wants-to-be-free
[22:40:51] <Gravis> takyon_: you should check what wget says about it
[22:41:03] <crutchy> "~folding-rank X" will (should) find SN's rank on page X
[22:41:54] <Gravis> takyon_: then blame it on Bytram|away
[22:42:48] <takyon_> no thanks
[22:43:13] <chromas> aha! but they didn't block bradley manning!
[22:43:28] <crutchy> Bytram could regexp you into oblivion
[22:43:42] <crutchy> he's like the sith lord of regexperia :p
[22:43:57] <crutchy> gopeh
[22:46:32] <chromas> are you saying he's by by tram?
[22:46:37] <crutchy> http://mediarelations.cornell.edu has no description meta. apparently seo is dead
[22:46:37] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Quantum dot solids: this generation’s silicon wafer?
[22:54:48] <crutchy> http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[22:54:49] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Overclockers Australia - Team Summary - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[22:55:09] <crutchy> crap that's a decent trend
[22:55:33] <crutchy> for only 80 users
[23:00:25] <crutchy> lol someone had an upgrade methinks http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[23:00:31] <NotAnymore> ^ 03boky - User Summary - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[23:01:36] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~62b0c8c6@SectorZeroZeroOne] has joined #Soylent
[23:01:41] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[23:05:43] <JamesNZ> \o
[23:05:44] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Client Quit]
[23:29:05] -!- Thouren [Thouren!~Thouren@03-879-925-323.lightspeed.rsvlmi.sbcglobal.net] has joined #Soylent
[23:42:18] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~62b0c8c6@SectorZeroZeroOne] has joined #Soylent
[23:45:39] <takyon> flaky connection to reality?
[23:45:42] <takyon> i've only had 2 beers
[23:46:18] <Ethanol-fueled> A broken clock is right twice a day :)
[23:46:44] <Ethanol-fueled> I've been in and out of a cop-car after beating up hipsters.
[23:47:20] <Ethanol-fueled> And that's just today. The cops thanked me for my service
[23:47:32] <SirFinkus> well, it is friday
[23:47:35] <takyon> well I do remember you promising to do that
[23:47:43] <SirFinkus> I'm sure they understand
[23:47:50] <takyon> but I don't think you did since you've admitted you are a pussy before
[23:48:16] <takyon> (i'm paraphrasing here)
[23:48:42] <Ethanol-fueled> In certain contexts, yeah.
[23:48:51] <Ethanol-fueled> But never when it comes to stomping hipsters.
[23:49:31] <takyon> well if you want me to care, start from the beginning. gonna get another beer
[23:49:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Ooohhhhh, burn!
[23:50:36] <Ethanol-fueled> You wouldn't believe how many people violate the rules of the pit, though.
[23:50:45] -!- mechanicjay has quit [Quit: Leaving.]
[23:51:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Bastards who do get tossed in by me, often towards the wall.
[23:51:08] <crutchy> http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk
[23:51:10] <NotAnymore> ^ 03What is the porn ban, and how does it affect you? - News - PC Advisor
[23:51:22] <crutchy> aye focker!
[23:51:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Aye, focker.
[23:51:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn, Crutchy, that sounds like a recipe for more public shootings.
[23:52:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Banning prostitution AND porn?!
[23:52:06] <takyon_> hang on
[23:52:09] <chromas> poor kids
[23:52:22] <takyon_> don't they try banning porn in the UK every 2 years or so? and it never works
[23:52:32] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, in a sick way I kinda agree with that. When we were kids, we had to work hard for our porn.
[23:52:41] <crutchy> didn't they try banning alcohol?
[23:52:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Pilfer the top shelf of the back of the closet, etc.
[23:52:56] <crutchy> so they'll end up with a porn mafia instead
[23:53:21] <crutchy> porn wars. i can just see trump proposing it now... :p
[23:53:26] <SirFinkus> fuck yeah, new sex machineguns album
[23:53:51] <crutchy> who would be girth saber
[23:53:59] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, a Black man would.
[23:54:08] <crutchy> and obe wanker nobie
[23:54:18] <takyon_> even printers are cheaper now
[23:54:33] <takyon_> time to make porn zines
[23:54:36] <SirFinkus> anthro teacher showed a video with kiddie porn in it today, uncensored too
[23:54:49] <takyon_> wow sirfinkus
[23:54:57] <takyon_> how aroused were you on a scale from 2 to 10
[23:55:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[23:55:07] <crutchy> pretty much all parents are guilty of "kiddie porn"
[23:55:26] <crutchy> take a photo of a kid in a diaper... omg kiddie porn!
[23:55:36] <SirFinkus> naw, this was actual stuff, some shit about Japanese tourists going down to the Philippines to fuck 10 year olds
[23:55:45] <chromas> and that was on youtube?
[23:55:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Those silly Japs. Stereotypical as always.
[23:55:57] <SirFinkus> it was a picture from a catalog of kiddie prostitutes
[23:56:10] * chromas signs up for SirFinkus' class
[23:56:11] <SirFinkus> wasn't on youtube, it was just a video
[23:56:18] <takyon_> that doesn't sound like porn
[23:56:33] <chromas> SirFinkus: that's the real shocker
[23:56:41] <SirFinkus> if you had seen the image, you'd agree with me
[23:56:56] <Ethanol-fueled> It was a video the professor made himself...for "educational" purposes
[23:56:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahaha
[23:57:02] <SirFinkus> "softcore", but yeah, porn
[23:57:14] <crutchy> at least it wasn't a priest
[23:57:14] <takyon_> how aroused were you on a scale from 6 to 10
[23:57:41] <SirFinkus> not at all, they weren't little boys
[23:58:12] <takyon_> that ain't a number
[23:58:35] <SirFinkus> I'd mention what the video was about, but I suspect it'd start a crutchy rant
[23:58:58] <crutchy> nah i'm not in a ranting mood
[23:59:02] <crutchy> about to start coding
[23:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should mention it then. i'm bored and could do with some entertainment.
[23:59:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, was the video about how everything bad in the world is the White man's fault?
[23:59:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Like, cuz MUH COLONIALISM or some shit?
[23:59:20] <crutchy> after i finsih stuffing my face with rolled oats
[23:59:24] <SirFinkus> you just want the 10 year olds
[23:59:28] <SirFinkus> Marilyn Joy Waring, CNZM (born 7 October 1952), is a New Zealand feminist, a politician, an activist for female human rights and environmental issues, a development consultant and United Nations expert, an author and an academic, known as a principal founder of the discipline of feminist economics.
[23:59:47] <crutchy> hahaha
[23:59:48] <Ethanol-fueled> ("feminist economics?!)
[23:59:50] <crutchy> go on...