#Soylent | Logs for 2016-02-25

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[00:00:21] <paulej72> yeah magic
[00:00:44] <chromas> Need to replace the whole web part with an empty page that just loads api-using js :D
[00:01:13] <paulej72> no effin way
[00:01:57] <takyon> I'm writing the code as we speak
[00:03:42] <takyon> I probably have some terrible terrible scope error
[00:05:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CTB-Locker Ransomware Focusing Attacks on Web Servers - http://sylnt.us - get-your-bitcoins-ready
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[00:06:35] <paulej72> woo lightning
[00:06:38] <paulej72> and thunder
[00:06:41] <SoyCow8937> \nick jasassin
[00:06:51] <SoyCow8937> sorry
[00:06:55] <SoyCow8937> bear with me
[00:07:01] <paulej72> run
[00:07:18] <SoyCow8937> how do i change my name?
[00:07:30] <paulej72> /nick
[00:07:38] SoyCow8937 is now known as jasassin
[00:07:41] <jasassin> thank you
[00:08:03] <jasassin> i just wanted to say that i appreciate all the work you guys do
[00:08:16] <paulej72> too mcuh time with windows can cause mental deficienices
[00:08:18] <jasassin> you do it all fore free and i think you guys are awesome
[00:08:29] <paulej72> thanks
[00:08:51] <jasassin> i hope you live long and prosper
[00:09:10] <paulej72> although the editors seem to do more work than us devs
[00:09:28] <takyon> omg it works
[00:09:41] <jasassin> i apologize for my ranty shit post and telling the eds to suck a fart
[00:09:43] <jasassin> i am sorry
[00:09:48] <jasassin> i know they have a lot of work
[00:09:57] <jasassin> i was drunk and i apologize
[00:10:37] <paulej72> we are used to drunks. Ethanol-fueled has been around since the start and frequently makes strange outbursts
[00:10:44] <takyon> apology accepted
[00:10:48] <jasassin> thank you guys
[00:10:54] <jasassin> and hey takyon
[00:10:58] <jasassin> im sorry i said fuck you
[00:11:01] <takyon> drunk or not... I'm sure you get why it was deleted
[00:11:15] <jasassin> i was just sick of that women in tech shit
[00:11:30] <takyon> don't worry about it. the way this night is going I might have to do some apologizing
[00:11:33] <jasassin> probably the ripple effect comment
[00:11:56] <takyon> so Gravis, it only allows the collapse of comments that are initially fully visible.
[00:12:12] <takyon> do you want me to pastebin what I made so far?
[00:14:13] <jasassin> i really love your site guys, thats what i cam here to say i think you guys are awesome if i had some money i would donate it, but i got like 75 cents in my pocket
[00:14:43] <takyon> well here it is: http://pastebin.com
[00:14:44] <NotAnymore> ^ 03[JavaScript] Gravis comment collapse script - Pastebin.com
[00:14:51] <paulej72> well contibuting via comments and subs is always welcome
[00:14:57] <takyon> jassassin you must be drinking bum wine
[00:15:15] <paulej72> laced with methanol?
[00:15:15] <jasassin> actually im drinking hamms beer from walmart 13.64 a 30 pack
[00:15:50] <takyon> http://www.beeradvocate.com
[00:15:50] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Hamm's | Hamm's Brewing Co. | BeerAdvocate
[00:15:55] <jasassin> :)
[00:15:57] <takyon> must be a regional thing, I haven't heard of it
[00:16:14] <paulej72> spacex postponed their launch today
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[00:16:18] <takyon> good
[00:16:31] <paulej72> why good?
[00:16:33] <jasassin> i hope noone dies again
[00:16:36] <takyon> if they postponed their launch, then we'll have more time to post something about it since I don't think we did
[00:16:46] <paulej72> lol
[00:17:02] <takyon> it's like a game of chicken
[00:17:15] <paulej72> well there is 23h 29m till the next window opens
[00:17:17] <takyon> which breaking news story about SpaceX launch will actually deliver in terms of a launch
[00:18:25] <paulej72> I can't wait until they put a bird up a week.
[00:20:48] <jasassin> i just hope they dont crash that junk into my trailerhouse
[00:21:21] <jasassin> boom goes the xplane and bye goes jasassin
[00:22:23] <jasassin> they got tv commercials telling me smoking will kill me, but these planes flying out of orbit are no worry at all
[00:22:24] <paulej72> things would be really going wrong if the rocket ended up over land.
[00:23:23] <jasassin> how do i connec tot this server with mirc?
[00:23:36] <jasassin> this thing doesn't scroll down when a new line comes up
[00:23:55] <jasassin> there must be an ip or something
[00:24:10] <paulej72> server is irc.syoulentnews.org
[00:24:15] <jasassin> i need an ip and a port
[00:24:30] <paulej72> i need to look up the ports
[00:24:38] <paulej72> I have forgotten
[00:24:45] <jasassin> thanks man
[00:24:48] <jasassin> i appreciate it
[00:25:08] <paulej72> and irc.soylentnews.org slopply typing
[00:25:26] <jasassin> dont worry i can probably do a netstat and see it
[00:25:54] <jasassin> no
[00:26:01] <jasassin> i dont recognize anything from the output
[00:26:09] <jasassin> i do need a port
[00:26:22] <jasassin> i would assume 6666 or 6667 but it would be nice to know
[00:28:11] <paulej72> 6660 - 6669 for normal and 6697 for ssl
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[00:29:33] <paulej72> d
[00:29:37] <jasassin_> test
[00:29:44] <paulej72> yes I see you
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[00:30:02] <jasassin_> there we go
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[00:30:41] <paulej72> I use hexchat on Mac OS. it is very laggy with text updates
[00:30:54] <jasassin> i never used a mac
[00:31:01] <jasassin> well an appple IIe
[00:31:10] <jasassin> to program basic in highschool
[00:31:13] <jasassin> it was ok
[00:35:52] <jasassin> you know i really like ethanol-fueld
[00:36:09] <jasassin> i think he's like donald trump, he talks the truth
[00:36:33] <paulej72> yeah
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[00:39:56] <takyon> ethanol-fueled tells a lot more truth than people give him credit for
[00:40:03] <jasassin> yeah
[00:40:09] <jasassin> they alwyas mod him troll
[00:40:15] <jasassin> but the sad fact is its the truth
[00:40:33] <takyon> well he intentionally adds other angles in to get the flamebait/troll mods
[00:40:57] <jasassin> i consider it a seasoning of comedy
[00:41:53] <takyon> I think I will keep the little script I made for gravis turned on. It's pretty bad, but it could save me a few seconds
[00:42:04] <takyon> or milliseconds
[00:42:13] <jasassin> what you make?
[00:42:35] <takyon> <Gravis> takyon: it's nice but i wish clicking or double clicking the red subject bar would expand/collapse messages
[00:42:35] <takyon> <Gravis> takyon: the same was it does with some window managers
[00:42:45] <takyon> http://pastebin.com
[00:42:45] <NotAnymore> ^✓ 03[JavaScript] Gravis comment collapse script - Pastebin.com
[00:43:34] <takyon> it adds an event to the whole title bar of comments that when clicked, "clicks" the "-" button to hide the comment
[00:43:46] <takyon> but it only works on those comments that initially have the "-"
[00:44:02] <takyon> maybe I can fix that with some logic
[00:44:08] <jasassin> whooosh
[00:44:13] <jasassin> right over my head
[00:44:17] <jasassin> have fun with that
[00:44:24] <jasassin> forgive my ignorance
[00:44:52] <chromas> For collapsing comments on the sn website
[00:45:07] <jasassin> ahhhh
[00:45:10] <jasassin> i always read it flat
[00:45:21] <chromas> takyon: can you add other window management features? I want to move them around and minimize them too :D
[00:45:32] <jasassin> hahahah
[00:45:35] <jasassin> now that i get
[00:45:37] <jasassin> funny
[00:45:44] <takyon> yeah, maybe in another 690 hours in TamperMonkey
[00:45:57] * chromas uses improved threaded with everything expanded
[00:46:13] <chromas> threading++
[00:46:13] <Bender> karma - threading: 2
[00:46:27] <takyon> if you guys haven't checked it out, look at my big userscript
[00:47:03] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[00:47:04] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN journal Soylent Upgrade Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey extension v11 04(8 comments)
[00:47:25] <takyon> next version will add a "Submission Draft" feature that lets you save the submission you're working on
[00:47:32] <takyon> or use it as a dumping ground for links
[00:51:00] <Gravis> ugh... the ending of the X-files season was just bullshit
[00:52:13] <Gravis> i know what they were doing with the whole but they totally blew it as far as viewers are concerned
[00:53:31] <takyon> I haven't seen the very last one yet
[00:53:45] <takyon> the whole thing has felt weird and rushed so far
[00:54:09] <Gravis> takyon: well if you watch it, you will understand my issue with the whole shebang
[00:54:19] <takyon> ok
[00:54:20] <takyon> http://pastebin.com
[00:54:20] <NotAnymore> ^✓ 03[JavaScript] Gravis comment collapse script - Pastebin.com
[00:54:24] <takyon> see how you like this mess
[00:55:24] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[00:55:25] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Nissan Leaf Cars Can Be Hacked Through A Web Link
[00:55:43] <Gravis> i'm calling to retroactively-cancel the X-files after the first few episodes back in 1993. :P
[00:56:19] <takyon> the first three seasons were solid
[00:56:42] <takyon> and monster of the week episodes pretty much stand alone
[00:57:35] <Gravis> takyon: yeah but if we cancel it before anyone really cares, we can nip this problem in the bud!
[00:57:56] <takyon> that's your great vision for time travel. gg
[00:58:02] <Gravis> ;)
[00:58:22] <takyon> you wouldn't get gems like: https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:58:22] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: The Post-Modern Prometheus
[00:58:49] <takyon> or https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:58:49] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: War of the Coprophages
[00:59:12] <takyon> https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:59:13] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
[01:01:53] <Gravis> takyon: time travel always has consequences. you should know, you taught me that!
[01:02:07] <Gravis> oh wait... you would have taught me that
[01:02:09] <takyon> I ain't taught you nothing yet
[01:02:20] <Gravis> time travel strikes again
[01:02:41] <takyon> why does the universe exist?
[01:03:16] <Gravis> takyon: because not existing was too boring
[01:04:07] <takyon> yeah the little extension I wrote you has a pretty fatal flaw. if you click the "open all comments in thread" button it also closes the first comment
[01:04:22] <takyon> maybe that's actually an amazing feature, but it's still unintended
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[01:06:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft to Acquire Xamarin — Leading Platform Provider for Mobile App Development - http://sylnt.us - app-gold
[01:09:06] <Gravis> "open all comments in thread" is not a button i have
[01:21:25] <takyon> it depends on the thread
[01:23:11] <takyon> oh shit
[01:23:25] <takyon> new Librarian of Congress
[01:27:46] <takyon> submitted
[01:43:16] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd - that might be your worst submission EVER.
[01:43:36] <cmn32480> but I think I might be able to make that turd shine!
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[01:43:53] <takyon> specifically we will polish 90% of the contents away
[01:44:00] <takyon> and maybe add an article
[01:44:14] <takyon> better plug that name into google news search
[01:44:17] <cmn32480> all but the link... and the next to last thoguht
[01:45:04] <takyon> I don't even want that thought. It's got the baits
[01:45:11] <takyon> wow I can't find anything in Google News
[01:45:16] <takyon> let me try searching for github
[01:45:39] <takyon> I don't see anything there either
[01:45:44] <takyon> maybe wait until friday for this
[01:46:17] <takyon> I'm not even done submitting. There's more to come
[01:46:50] <cmn32480> the twitter feed off that link is hilarious
[01:47:23] <cmn32480> in a sad, "we ought to move our shit off github right away" kind of way
[01:47:29] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[01:47:30] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Cancer cells in 3D | KurzweilAI
[01:47:42] <takyon> that is one cool GIF
[01:48:59] <takyon> https://photographyisnotacrime.com
[01:49:01] <NotAnymore> ^ 03California Cops Shoot and Kill Man and Woman Passed Out in Car - PINAC News
[01:52:54] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[01:52:55] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Real or computer-generated: can you tell the difference? | KurzweilAI
[01:54:01] <Gravis> takyon: sleeping people are scary!
[01:54:12] <Gravis> takyon: of course the police had to riddle them with bullets
[01:56:05] <Gravis> "Michael was a single mother of three sons." <-- and i hope they learned a valuable lesson
[01:56:59] <Gravis> "At one point, the couple apparently did wake up, which led to the gunshots." <-- that's refusing to comply!
[02:01:05] <takyon> it was a complication
[02:01:18] <takyon> the suspects were millions of times more dangerous when awakened!
[02:01:24] <takyon> and we swear we saw a gun!
[02:02:56] <Gravis> frankly, i'm more scared of people who eat hamburgers in cars. https://photographyisnotacrime.com
[02:02:58] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Austin Police Arrests Man For Eating A Hamburger
[02:03:18] <Gravis> not just any car... a parked car
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[02:09:16] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[02:09:17] <NotAnymore> ^ 03The Berenst(E)ain Bears Conspiracy Theory That Has Convinced the Internet There Are Parallel Universes | VICE | United States
[02:24:06] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:25:44] <Gravis> takyon: this is what i'm talking about. time travel has consequences.
[02:26:10] <takyon> I remember the Stain
[02:27:04] <Gravis> yes but a small part of the population remembers how it was originally spelled
[02:27:26] <takyon> O___________o
[02:27:43] <Gravis> it's called reading steiner
[02:28:41] <takyon> Stains;Gate
[02:31:18] <cmn32480> coffee++
[02:31:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2284
[02:31:30] <Gravis> takyon: the funny part is that Steins;Gate hasn't even been written yet.
[02:31:53] <Gravis> sure it's been published but it hasn't been written
[02:37:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Confirms What Many Suspected: Feds Hired CMU to Break Tor - http://sylnt.us - everyone-wants-a-piece
[02:40:22] <Gravis> takyon: http://www.woodbetween.world
[02:40:23] <NotAnymore> ^ 03the Wood between Worlds: The Berenstein Bears: We Are Living in Our Own Parallel Universe
[02:47:37] * chromas has never seen it with an "a" until just now
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[02:53:14] <Gravis> chromas: you've been reading steiner
[02:53:27] <chromas> what
[02:54:13] <chromas> I read books by "Stan and Jan Berenstein". There were only two "a"s
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[02:54:26] <chromas> Maybe that was the maximum number of "a"s they could afford
[02:55:19] <Gravis> chromas: it's artifact of time travel. some people remember that which no longer ever was.
[02:56:18] <chromas> Nope. It had to be an "e" because that's the only way it could sound jewish, which it did :)
[02:57:29] <Gravis> chromas: sure... just not in this timeline
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[03:13:32] <SirFinkus> @JohnCleese
[03:13:32] <SirFinkus> I think you can use either now,and I prefer 'ass' It's a neater,crisper word.'Arse' sounds too much like yokel-speak
[03:13:34] <SirFinkus> it's official
[03:16:10] <chromas> wouldn't it sound the same with his accent?
[03:16:12] <chromas> "oss"
[03:21:54] <Bytram> one million megaton of TNT impact 777,000 years ago: https://www.sciencedaily.com
[03:24:39] <cmn32480> sounds like the fart I let go in the elevator earlier
[03:24:54] <cmn32480> almost gassedd the guy I'm traveling with
[03:25:18] <Bytram> see, I just *knew* you were an old fart
[03:25:41] <cmn32480> it was the "new" ness of the fart that really was ugly
[03:25:50] <cmn32480> old implied stale... and it was RIPE!
[03:26:03] <Bytram> fresh!
[03:26:04] <cmn32480> but still better than chromas's tossed salad
[03:26:09] <cmn32480> oh yes
[03:26:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: if you're going to scrub it that hard, please change it to anonymous submission
[03:26:21] <cmn32480> we cna do that
[03:26:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> thanks
[03:27:26] <cmn32480> in an ideal world, we will be able to keep much of it, but have to make it a discussion piece, not a flaimbaity piece
[03:28:46] <cmn32480> I have added an editorial note to the sub per your request
[03:30:46] <Bytram> cmn32480: what are we looking at?
[03:31:17] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[03:31:18] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN Submission by AndyTheAbsurd: Coraline Ada Ehmke Joins Github
[03:31:57] <chromas> from the no dept
[03:32:09] * chromas appends a few more "o"s
[03:32:27] <cmn32480> from the chromas'-tossed-salad dept
[03:32:45] <cmn32480> tea++
[03:32:45] <Bender> karma - tea: 538
[03:32:46] <Bytram> muchos gracias, mein Herr!
[03:32:47] <chromas> You said it was tasty
[03:33:40] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[03:33:41] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Toss salad man - YouTube
[03:34:09] <chromas> should move rehash over to sourceforge :D
[03:34:20] * Bytram cringes
[03:34:25] <cmn32480> bitbucket?
[03:36:58] <Bytram> hmmm, which came first: Gemini or Mercury space flights?
[03:37:28] <cmn32480> mercury
[03:37:31] <cmn32480> gemini
[03:37:38] <cmn32480> apollo
[03:37:46] <cmn32480> in that order
[03:37:59] <Bytram> that was what I thought; thanks for the confirmation
[03:38:03] <Bytram> teamwork++
[03:38:03] <Bender> karma - teamwork: 22
[03:38:22] <cmn32480> ~g what came first gemini or mercury
[03:38:24] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:38:25] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
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[03:41:18] <Bytram> ~weather framingham
[03:41:20] <exec> 10Framingham, MA, USA - currently 56°F, light rain showers, wind S at 9 mph, humidity 85% - Wednesday rain (42°F:47°F), Thursday mostly cloudy (31°F:55°F), Friday cloudy (19°F:37°F), Saturday sunny (30°F:42°F)
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[04:08:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSA Datacenter Presence Exposes Utah to 300 Million "Security Incidents" Per Day - http://sylnt.us - automate-the-scans-of-the-automated-scans
[04:14:46] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[04:14:48] * exec cohesively poops a bathtub of Debian for #soylent
[04:15:56] Bytram is now known as Byram|away
[04:17:46] <chromas> exec needs a github of CoCs
[04:18:22] <cmn32480> tell crutchy to write it
[04:18:36] <chromas> in the ~g'day script I mean
[04:18:46] <cmn32480> oooooo
[04:19:15] * chromas microaggresses cmn32480 with a github of CoCs
[04:19:50] <cmn32480> workign on it
[04:22:07] <chromas> don't forget to sleep though
[04:24:32] <cmn32480> done
[04:24:46] <cmn32480> now to bed
[04:24:49] <Byram|away> Wow! How do you sleep so fast?
[04:25:00] * Byram|away needs to learn how to type faster
[04:25:05] <Byram|away> g'night!
[04:25:10] <cmn32480> ~GNIGHT BYTRAM
[04:25:13] * exec suspiciously offers an assfull of Soylent Green to BYTRAM
[04:25:22] <Byram|away> yum?
[04:25:39] <cmn32480> maybe
[04:25:49] <cmn32480> ~gnight chromas
[04:25:52] * exec covertly postulates a blagoblag of dag towards chromas
[04:47:42] <chromas> ~g'day CoC
[04:47:44] * exec unjustifiably poops a wad of CoC for CoC
[04:47:55] <chromas> docking++
[04:47:55] <Bender> karma - docking: 5
[04:48:08] <chromas> exec has crossed swords
[05:40:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Baidu's Web Browser Eliminates Privacy - http://sylnt.us - here's-looking-at-you
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[06:18:30] <crutchy> need to update the gday script so that you can add stuff from irc
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[07:11:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Wednesday Launch Scrubbed; Rescheduled for Thursday 6:46 p.m. EST (2346 GMT) - http://sylnt.us - aim-for-the-stars-land-back-on-Earth
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[08:23:47] <crutchy> Bender, s/land //
[08:24:16] <crutchy> Bender, s/land-//
[08:24:16] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Wednesday Launch Scrubbed; Rescheduled for Thursday 6:46 p.m. EST (2346 GMT) - http://sylnt.us - aim-for-the-stars-back-on-Earth
[08:42:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google's Latest Boston Dynamics Robot Takes a Stand - http://sylnt.us - Benevolent,-Benign,-or-Beware?
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[08:50:33] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[08:50:33] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[08:50:34] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:34] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:35] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:36] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:37] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:38] * aqu4 eats CoolHand
[08:50:38] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:39] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:40] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:41] * aqu4 craps out CoolHand on Loggie
[08:50:42] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:42] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:43] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:44] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:50:45] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[08:52:21] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[08:52:21] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[08:52:22] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:23] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:24] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:25] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:25] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:26] * aqu4 eats x0908d3b2
[08:52:27] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:28] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:29] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:29] * aqu4 craps out x0908d3b2 on Byram|away
[08:52:30] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:31] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:32] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:33] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[08:52:33] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[08:52:44] <JamesNZ> Stuff's going down.
[08:52:55] * Subsentient pukes at JamesNZ
[08:53:09] * JamesNZ tosses a bucket at Subsentient
[08:53:16] * Subsentient eats the bucket
[08:53:50] * JamesNZ Subsentient into a volcano!
[08:53:56] <JamesNZ> tosses*
[08:54:01] * Subsentient eats the volcano
[08:54:08] <Subsentient> mmm, spicy.
[08:54:55] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: How's it going?
[08:55:21] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: Taking it easy tonight.
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[10:15:47] * crutchy is working on gday script
[10:24:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:24:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2285
[11:14:31] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:14:33] * exec abnormally hurls an anvil of $insert_beverage_here at crutchy
[11:15:43] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:15:45] * exec fanatically cracks open a spoon of Gravis Ultrasound for cmn32480
[11:16:17] <cmn32480> what kind of changes are yo making to the gday script?
[11:16:18] * crutchy recommends updating gday.php and lib_http.php
[11:16:33] <crutchy> making it so you can add/delete stuff from irc :D
[11:16:56] <cmn32480> oh
[11:16:57] <crutchy> ~rps rpsps
[11:16:59] <exec> additional sequence trimmed to: r
[11:17:01] <exec> currently @ highest turn - rank for crutchy: 1 - http://ix.io
[11:17:21] <crutchy> fix to lib_http.php should fix that too :p
[11:17:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:17:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2286
[11:17:30] <cmn32480> ok
[11:17:59] <cmn32480> pulling it out of a data file?
[11:18:08] <cmn32480> or does it jsut allow editing of the script?
[11:18:18] <crutchy> data file
[11:18:29] <cmn32480> ok
[11:18:34] <crutchy> uses DATA_PATH from lib.php
[11:18:59] <crutchy> hmm. rps might have another bug besides the ixio update
[11:19:11] <cmn32480> I figured the path
[11:20:10] <crutchy> most changes here: https://github.com
[11:20:11] <NotAnymore> ^ 03whatever i changed · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot@5f9ceb1 · GitHub
[11:20:28] <cmn32480> I saw it flash up in #github
[11:20:34] <crutchy> some extra bugfixes here: https://github.com
[11:20:35] <NotAnymore> ^ 03whatever i changed · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot@4b5a248 · GitHub
[11:20:51] <crutchy> this one should be out in #github soon
[11:21:47] <cmn32480> excellent.
[11:22:02] <cmn32480> I can handle that tonight when I get back form the customer site
[11:22:52] <chromas> customers--
[11:22:52] <Bender> karma - customers: -2
[11:22:56] <crutchy> i'm also working on making it so that each nick can manage an ignore list in the ~tell script
[11:23:13] <crutchy> cos otherwise it can workaround irc client ignores
[11:23:23] <crutchy> (unless you also ignore exec)
[11:23:40] <cmn32480> oh... that'd be not good
[11:23:56] <crutchy> haven't finished that one though. not an urgent one since not many ignores here i figure
[11:24:06] <crutchy> more of an issue on freenode
[11:24:18] <chromas> is that still around?
[11:24:35] <crutchy> there are rumors
[11:24:51] <cmn32480> lol
[11:25:12] <cmn32480> I'll have to save a copy of the current gday script so I don't lose what has bene added to it
[11:25:42] <crutchy> ah. yeah i put the old ones from my copy of the script in there, but i dunno what else has been added :)
[11:25:56] <cmn32480> broiled hog anus
[11:26:05] <cmn32480> chromas' glasscrack
[11:26:05] <crutchy> lol yeah forgot that one
[11:26:12] <cmn32480> there are a few
[11:26:46] <crutchy> chromas will have to train ciri/tama to come up with more
[11:26:55] <cmn32480> very cool
[11:27:10] <cmn32480> oh god
[11:27:22] <crutchy> pretty simple syntax. > means add and < means delete
[11:27:26] <cmn32480> thats kinda scary
[11:27:39] <crutchy> <list> means output to ix.io dump
[11:27:46] <chromas> ohhhh
[11:27:53] <chromas> I thought you were expecting irc output for that
[11:27:59] <chromas> hm
[11:28:11] <chromas> if you do "oooooh" that changes how it's pronounced
[11:28:26] <chromas> if you do "ohhhhhhhh" then you stretch out the "o" but keep the pronunciation
[11:28:47] <chromas> english--
[11:28:47] <Bender> karma - english: -1
[11:28:47] <cmn32480> severala of those require the "OH!" face
[11:28:50] <crutchy> if you do ooooeerg it sounds like you're having an orgasm
[11:29:11] * chromas orgasms stealthily
[11:29:27] <chromas> that way they don't look out the window and see me
[11:29:28] <crutchy> if you do ooooooeerg... oh shit it means you got stuck in the mud
[11:29:29] <crutchy> :p
[11:29:43] <crutchy> did i say that out loud?
[11:30:03] <chromas> no
[11:30:12] <cmn32480> the text was silent
[11:30:12] <chromas> but you should think your password while you're at it
[11:30:15] <crutchy> phew. at least my wife didn't hear
[11:30:37] <crutchy> i use ********* for all my passwords
[11:30:54] <chromas> all I see is emdsystemdsyst
[11:31:11] <crutchy> ew
[11:31:34] * crutchy is using systemd right now
[11:31:38] <crutchy> or it is using me
[11:31:50] * chromas too; it gets the jerb done
[11:32:23] * crutchy might give up on code for the evening
[11:32:47] <cmn32480> ok
[11:32:51] * chromas hasn't coded in weeks :'(
[11:32:52] <cmn32480> let em knwo when to update
[11:32:59] <chromas> crutchy++
[11:32:59] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 191
[11:33:02] <chromas> cmn32480++
[11:33:02] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 47
[11:33:13] <cmn32480> I'm gonna get my self dressed and breakfasted
[11:33:27] <cmn32480> I will pull the gday and lib_http
[11:33:38] <cmn32480> this evening ( I sent myself an email reminder)
[11:35:41] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[11:35:43] * exec cohesively slides a socket of dag to crutchy
[11:35:48] <cmn32480> I ogtta get moving or I'm gonna be late
[11:35:57] <cmn32480> see you guys later
[11:36:04] <chromas> cya
[11:36:12] <chromas> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:36:14] * exec fanatically throws a wine flute of spew at cmn32480
[11:37:29] * crutchy has been coding every evening this week. been working on a delphi program for workipoos
[11:37:59] <crutchy> 2d frame analysis stuff
[11:39:51] <chromas> sounds like a good use for gpgpu
[11:42:08] <crutchy> i use strand7 at work, but i wanted to learn and have a go at my own little project. i can also tie it in micely with the compliance app that i developed too, and it won't need a dongle and an annual license fee
[11:42:19] <crutchy> s/micely/nicely/
[11:42:19] <sedctl> <crutchy> i use strand7 at work, but i wanted to learn and have a go at my own little project. i can also tie it in nicely with the compliance app that i developed too, and it won't need a dongle and an annual license fee
[11:42:32] <crutchy> dongles--
[11:42:32] <Bender> karma - dongles: -1
[11:43:15] <chromas> dongles-- # sexism at its worst
[11:43:15] <Bender> karma - dongles: -2
[11:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas: s/worst/best/
[11:48:42] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <chromas> dongles-- # sexism at its best
[11:49:15] <chromas> "Worse? Or better?"
[11:49:39] * chromas forks TheMightyBuzzard's dongle
[11:49:56] * TheMightyBuzzard spoons chromas
[11:50:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always win cutlery wars
[11:53:01] * chromas sharpens tmb's spoon so it hurts less
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[12:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> eggzellent, finally getting some use out of my spankin newly upgraded internet pipe. having to redownload all my steam games.
[12:03:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> gettin round about 6MB(!b)ps
[12:10:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! http://store.steampowered.com
[12:10:25] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Fishing Planet on Steam
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[15:09:46] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $697
[15:17:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Senate Votes Against Strong Encryption - http://sylnt.us - no-https-for-you
[15:38:18] <Gravis> fools modding a fools up! https://soylentnews.org
[15:38:18] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN comment by [02Unixnut (5779)] (02Score:4, Informative)
[15:39:18] <Gravis> -a
[15:43:28] <nick> i think you both have valid points
[15:44:41] <Gravis> nick: he's citing an unsustainable model as being sustainable. how is that a valid point?!
[15:45:33] <Gravis> it takes seconds for your car to put carbon in the air. how long does it take to come out of the air?!
[15:45:39] <nick> "Quite frankly, the work on Biofuels will do more for a sustainable future than all the electric cars being pushed now, at least in the short to medium term."
[15:46:27] <Gravis> nick: yeah, enabling the desiel market isn't helpful
[15:46:44] <nick> my logic is, it's not a great solution, but does have potential on the short-medium term like suggested
[15:46:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gravis: worldwide, with all the plants on the planet working on it? Probably milliseconds. The problem isn't *that* we're putting carbon into the air, it's the *rate* at which we're putting it into the air.
[15:47:18] <Gravis> nick: that's like cutting off an arm to lose 20 pounds! it's stupid!
[15:47:29] <nick> the current crop of electric cars are doing pretty much nothing to solve the problem, just more intermediaries in the fossil fuels used to build and power the cars.
[15:48:06] <Gravis> nick: not if you get your power from solar/wind
[15:48:32] <Gravis> nick: and moving to electric means you can instantly switch to a better source of power
[15:48:39] <nick> it would be cheaper if i shit gold too, but at least where i am, people use the grid to charge their electric cars
[15:49:00] <nick> which is not using sustainable energy production
[15:49:03] <Gravis> nick: go with biodeseil and you need a whole new engine
[15:49:56] <Gravis> nick: so going with electric even if it's just making more intermediaries makes it faaaar easier to switch to a fully sustainable model
[15:50:24] <nick> you're missing the part where i said you had a valid point too. it's more of a likely short-term fix than a good one
[15:50:59] <Gravis> so is cutting off your arm to lose 20 pounds! it's stupid!
[15:51:01] <nick> i'm not saying the good outweighs the bad, just more that no one appears to be making much process to real solutions
[15:51:10] <Gravis> short-term fix but stupid!
[15:52:08] <nick> i wasn't arguing for it to be adopted widely and and we should put all our energy eggs into the basket
[15:52:08] <Gravis> nick: it's slow going but it's happening. ALEC is not happy about it.
[15:52:41] <Gravis> and they are fighting it
[15:54:48] <nick> i'd like to focus some time on energy production and storage, and things like solar and wind are very appealing for that
[15:55:42] <Gravis> nick: i'd like to focus some energy into a beam and light some people on fire like ants. :P
[15:56:35] <nick> i don't think the current electric car trends are very helpful, more disposable than ever, and i don't like many of the 'alternative' energy schemes which often seem to be bullshit solar initiatives designed to game the carbon offset markets
[15:57:05] <nick> not actually giving anyone sustainability or security of their energy supply
[15:58:43] <Gravis> nick: i did say it's slowly happening.
[15:59:30] <Gravis> nick: however, the saltwater batteries is a breakthrough that is going to make a huge difference
[15:59:43] <nick> what technologies do you think are leading the way in that process?
[16:01:17] <nick> http://www.cnbc.com
[16:01:19] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Low-cost saltwater battery wins $500,000 award
[16:01:19] <nick> this?
[16:01:27] <Gravis> generation and storage are key. saltwater batteries haven't made their mark yet but they will. solar panels... well, they are pretty much the same but we are making them more cheaply
[16:01:30] <Gravis> nick: yes
[16:02:18] <nick> i like what i'm reading so far
[16:02:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> I thought solar panel efficiency has been going up?
[16:03:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> Or does that require exotic manufacturing processes that are not really possible at industrial scales?
[16:03:52] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: it's just expensive and some of the materials are toxic
[16:04:02] <nick> i'm a fan of solar, have yet to have the opportunity to try out the electrical side of things, but the passive water heaters are pretty great.
[16:04:16] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: however, silicon is cheap and easy to get!
[16:04:18] <nick> if they actually last is something i am concerned about.
[16:04:38] <Gravis> nick: solar panels can easily be recycled
[16:04:55] <nick> i dont want them to be recycled, i want them to last for 20 years.
[16:05:12] <Gravis> they will... but they wont be as effective
[16:06:09] <Gravis> but if our electronics become more efficient, it shouldn't matter
[16:07:38] <Gravis> nick: besides, if solar was proliferated, it wouldn't cost much to replace your panels
[16:07:47] <nick> if we're serious about sustainability and efficiency, we need to stop with the planned obsolescence
[16:08:16] <nick> of course, but i can't see it happening in any meaningful way at a consumer level
[16:08:35] <Gravis> nick: no, people just need to stop buying things that have a limited lifespan
[16:09:12] <nick> pretty much everything now
[16:09:25] <Gravis> nick: not really
[16:09:56] <Gravis> nick: unless you buy intel :P
[16:10:41] <nick> any new hardware i'm getting my hands on is more bullshit than before, quality control doesn't exist, tolerances are unheard of
[16:10:46] <Gravis> nick: just make it cost money to throw something away and you will see a change. :)
[16:11:34] <Gravis> nick: that's because you _chose_ that
[16:11:40] <nick> i have no desire to buy any new PC hardware, is only for work stuff i build new machines like that and it can't be avoided.
[16:12:52] <Gravis> nick: super. you have a commercial grade router too, right?
[16:13:22] <nick> i have several, some of them don't work.
[16:14:00] <Gravis> nick: then you are doing it wrong because you were supposed to build your own. :P
[16:14:05] <nick> i see a lot of equpiment, from chinese fakes to budget consumer to enterprise.
[16:14:39] <nick> can't help but notice it seems on a real downtrend as far as quality goes
[16:14:52] <Gravis> nick: the problem is less with it going obsolete and more with it not being recycled
[16:15:17] <nick> get something DOA on pretty much every project, something will fail after a year or so beyond that.
[16:15:53] <nick> i don't want to be expected recycle things unless there's a reason to change/replace existing infrastructure.
[16:16:10] <Gravis> and i want to a pony. what is your point?
[16:16:37] <Gravis> to get*
[16:16:51] <nick> we're not going to do shit with of energy and resource management if we don't build anything to last longer than 5 minutes.
[16:17:42] <Gravis> nick: to be fair, computers are the fastest changing goods market
[16:18:12] <Gravis> nick: if you don't want to play the game, you have to have to make your own hardware
[16:18:19] <Gravis> nick: you can do that with FPGAs now
[16:20:06] <Gravis> nick: if we threw everything away, that would be true but if you are actually recycling everything, it's not.
[16:20:58] <nick> that would be nice, maybe that's what comes next. nothing entices me to buy new pc hardware anymore, for personal use.
[16:21:57] <Gravis> i would buy a RISC V chip and MB
[16:22:20] <nick> recycling takes energy and resources, i try to recycle as best i can. most people limit it to putting glass/plastic etc in different boxes for someone else to deal with, in a very inefficient way
[16:23:18] <Gravis> indeed it is inefficient and we need to make machines that can properly recycling complex things
[16:23:45] <Gravis> nick: energy is free. the solar panels to catch it, not as much.
[16:25:27] <Gravis> nick: however, i'm hoping bioplastic becomes the new norm which would be a huge step in the right direction
[16:26:43] <Gravis> bioplastic actually degrades instead of breaking into tiny pieces and floating around the planet for 10K years
[16:29:39] <nick> i'm still quite keen on the saltwater battery
[16:30:02] <Gravis> yeah. it's all but a silver bullet.
[16:30:48] <Gravis> nick: they are also super easy to recycle
[16:31:24] <Gravis> so when it craps out in X years, you can get a new one for cheap
[16:32:19] <nick> i want some
[16:34:48] <Gravis> the biggest issue it faces is actually capitalism. it's under patent by some VCs, so they are going to bleed it for all it's worth.
[16:37:54] <nick> 'Professor Jay Whitacre, set out to solve this problem and discovered a simple and elegant solution that is a twist on a 200 year-old technology' - whilst the specific implementation might get exploited, that suggests there's a possibility the technology might get more widely adopted
[16:38:11] <Gravis> nick: you build your own because of how simple they are.
[16:39:16] <nick> indeed
[16:39:33] <Gravis> they will really proliferate after the patent expires in 17 or so years
[16:40:19] <nick> i'm going to keep looking into it for now anyway, has some immediate potential
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[16:59:40] <Gravis> nick: while the batteries are nice, bioplastics have a much more profound effect on the environment
[17:01:22] <Gravis> nick: the ocean has become a dumping ground for plastics. things from the 40s are still floating around out there
[17:03:02] <nick> ive seen it myself, the garbage floating out in the oceans, it's disgusting really
[17:13:05] <Gravis> nick: it's something we need to clean up which can only really happen if we stop putting stuff in it
[17:13:58] <Gravis> but if the plastic breaks down over a short period of time, it wont even matter
[17:14:47] <Gravis> there wont be a real reason to dump it anyway since it's ok to throw it out
[17:16:33] <Gravis> nick: i'm hoping we move to PCBs made of bioplastics and other biodegradable stuff.
[17:17:29] <Gravis> though i think we will be sticking with copper for a while
[17:21:18] <Gravis> though i think if we push manufacturing, we can switch most everything to nice little ASICs that are easy and cheap to make
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[17:32:35] <Bytram> coffee++
[17:32:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2287
[17:32:38] <Bytram> !uid
[17:32:38] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6134, owned by redguitar2009
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[18:19:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Single-Chip Electronic-Photonic Microprocessor Created - http://sylnt.us - making-light-work-of-it
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[19:40:48] <Bytram> #submit https://www.technologyreview.com "...Tobias Weyand, a computer vision specialist at Google, and a couple of pals... have trained a deep-learning machine to work out the location of almost any photo using only the pixels it contains."
[19:40:49] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[19:41:19] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[19:41:50] <Bytram> #submit http://www.theregister.co.uk "Developers behind the widely used OpenSSL encryption library have warned that they will issue fixes for a mix of bugs next Tuesday (1 March)."
[19:41:51] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[19:42:22] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[19:43:35] <Bytram> http://dx.doi.org
[19:43:36] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Error: DOI Not Found
[19:50:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japanese Raids Target Filesharers, 44 Arrests Made - http://sylnt.us - shoulda-been-more-like-ninjas
[19:51:39] <Gravis> good to see the police have their prioties straight -_-
[19:51:56] <Gravis> no can spel
[19:56:43] <Bytram> http://www.anl.gov
[19:56:44] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Argonne, Achates Power and Delphi Automotive to investigate new approach to engines | Argonne National Laboratory
[19:57:14] <Bytram> #submit http://www.anl.gov "The U.S. Department of Energy's (DOE's) Argonne National Laboratory is working with Achates Power, Inc., and Delphi Automotive to develop an innovative new engine that could yield efficiency gains of up to 50 percent over a comparable conventional engine."
[19:57:15] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
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[20:06:34] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[20:06:35] <NotAnymore> ^ 0316-year-old webcam takes weird space selfie with Earth - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[20:22:01] <Gravis> Bytram: ICEs are sooo last century
[20:22:44] <Bytram> I'm confused as to how they can improve *FIFTY* percent... isn't here a Carnot limit or something?
[20:23:37] <Gravis> Bytram: i think it's 150% the efficiency of current engines, not 50% effcient
[20:24:14] <Bytram> I believe that is what I said... IMPROVE fify percent == 150% of current
[20:24:33] <Gravis> Bytram: yes... but people are confused by percentages
[20:24:39] <Gravis> had to be sure
[20:24:47] <Bytram> well, you and I are people (or so I hope)
[20:24:48] <Bytram> =)
[20:26:21] <Gravis> Bytram: well... i pass the turring test, most of the time.
[20:26:42] <Gravis> ok... just some of the time.
[20:27:27] <Bytram> speaking of which, I've become more and more convinced of just how much of an absolute genius Turing was
[20:27:54] <Gravis> i'm not convinced. he died.
[20:28:38] <Gravis> dying is a sign that you are not an absolute genius
[20:28:40] <Bytram> I did not know that immortality was a pre-requisite for genius
[20:28:49] <Bytram> ;)
[20:29:09] <Gravis> Bytram: it's one of the reasons you are not an absolute genius
[20:29:43] <Gravis> Bytram: and it's only quasi-immortality
[20:29:50] <Bytram> I don't know about that... so far, I'm not dead yet!
[20:30:02] * Bytram queues up a Monty Python skit
[20:30:35] <Gravis> Bytram: your death is a known constant.
[20:30:58] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:30:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2288
[20:31:06] <Bytram> and you, I suspect, are not immune
[20:31:12] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[20:31:13] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Linda Ronstadt Willin Lyrics - YouTube
[20:31:43] <Gravis> Bytram: nobody is immune. that's why it's quasi-immortality
[20:32:03] <Bytram> Ahhh, got it! You're not dead... until you are!
[20:32:17] <Bytram> bring on the zombie apocalypse!
[20:32:45] <Gravis> Bytram: death is an envitability for all things.
[20:32:56] <Gravis> inevitability*
[20:32:57] <crutchy> oh not this stuff again
[20:33:05] <Bytram> show me a rock that has died.
[20:33:34] * Bytram waves a cheerful greeting towards crutchy
[20:33:46] <crutchy> g'day o/
[20:33:51] <Gravis> Bytram: just because you haven't seen a rock die doesn't mean it wont
[20:33:53] <Bytram> note 'rock', not 'rock star' .... there are PLENTY of those
[20:33:57] <crutchy> coffee++ # just because it's that awesome
[20:33:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2289
[20:34:01] <crutchy> TGIF++
[20:34:01] <Bender> karma - tgif: 6
[20:34:11] <Bytram> coffee++ # I'll drink to that
[20:34:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2290
[20:34:23] <crutchy> !grab Gravis
[20:34:23] <Bender> Added quote 678
[20:34:34] <Gravis> Bytram: heat death of the universe will result in matter decaying into energy
[20:34:45] <Gravis> Bytram: that's when the rocks really die
[20:34:54] <crutchy> Bytram, are you being rockist again?
[20:35:15] <Bytram> are you suggesting that all matter will disappear?
[20:35:25] <Gravis> Bytram: yes
[20:35:27] <crutchy> don't forget energy!
[20:35:42] <crutchy> it will get sucked up into ciri's butthole of doom
[20:36:04] <crutchy> http://www.afr.com
[20:36:04] <NotAnymore> ^ 03China accuses Australia of 'cold war mentality' in Defence White Paper | afr.com
[20:36:18] <crutchy> ergh. in other news, aussie politicians are still retarded :/
[20:36:40] <Bytram> Gravis: given that there is a good chance that I won't be able to experience the heat death of the universe first-hand, I'm not going to trouble myself too much about it
[20:37:03] <crutchy> universe-ist!
[20:37:12] * crutchy hides in his safe space
[20:37:14] <Gravis> Bytram: you really wouldn't want to either
[20:37:35] <Gravis> it's going to get very cold
[20:37:46] <Bytram> Gravis: it is not necessary to ping me with every message you send, unless you are TRYING to be annoying.
[20:38:00] <crutchy> Bytram, meet gravis :D
[20:38:10] <Bytram> oh, we have alrady met
[20:38:15] <crutchy> :p
[20:38:24] <Gravis> Bytram: ping you? i haven't sent a single ping command
[20:38:47] <Gravis> Bytram: now i have pinged you
[20:38:48] * crutchy smacks Gravis's head
[20:39:10] <Bytram> are you trying to be obtuse, too?
[20:39:29] <crutchy> angle-ist!
[20:39:42] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[20:39:43] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Wiki: Heat death of the universe
[20:40:07] <Bytram> suggests not so much that there will be no matter, but instead there is no ability to perform any action upon that matter
[20:40:09] * crutchy hugs the acute angles that were left out of the discussion
[20:40:52] <crutchy> stuff the right triangles. they have all been proven wrong many times. commie bastards!
[20:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist right triangles
[20:41:36] <MrPlow> right, you're a socialist!
[20:41:48] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes MrPlow
[20:41:51] <crutchy> bugger. https://thehimalayantimes.com
[20:41:52] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Australian icebreaker runs aground in Antarctica - The Himalayan Times
[20:42:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> and here i thought yall was good with boats
[20:42:15] <crutchy> they must've been trying to get to the south pole
[20:42:21] <crutchy> without leaving the boat :p
[20:42:42] <Bytram> but they ARE, they are good at running 'em aground -- in a major storm which blew it ashore whileit was moored.
[20:43:07] <crutchy> the boat was scared. i don't blame it
[20:43:16] <crutchy> fuck being stuck out in a storm
[20:43:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a good point
[20:43:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd want on dry land in a storm too
[20:44:03] <Bytram> oh swell... NIST is dumping its ENTIRE rss feed from the past several years, again.
[20:44:04] <Gravis> Bytram: the problem is that matter is energy
[20:44:12] <Bytram> cf: #rss-bot
[20:44:16] <crutchy> wat! multinational corps don't do bad things! http://fortune.com
[20:44:16] <NotAnymore> ^ 03U.S. Retirees Just Sued BHP Billiton For Safety Fraud in Brazil Mine - Fortune
[20:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, yes but it's very lazy energy.
[20:44:29] <Gravis> Bytram: which is why it will break down
[20:44:40] <crutchy> next they'll be accusing ol' rupert murdoch of manipulating public opinion through the media :/
[20:44:51] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: on the contrary, it's a LOT of energy
[20:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but lazy
[20:45:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> just sitting around being apples and boobies and shat.
[20:45:59] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: no, you just are unimaginative
[20:46:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i'm imagining boobies now just fine.
[20:47:11] <crutchy> 8008135++
[20:47:11] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 34
[20:47:40] <crutchy> bugger. gotta go to workipoos :(
[20:47:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha-ha
[20:47:55] <crutchy> hopefully only about 9 hours till the weekend
[20:48:14] <Gravis> now that's embarassing: http://i60.tinypic.com
[20:48:46] <crutchy> best to avoid pot
[20:48:52] <crutchy> causes all sorts of grief
[20:49:03] <Bytram> yep, I mostly use pans to do my cooking
[20:49:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i guess pot doesn't make you stupid, stupid makes you pot.
[20:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, time to wash things so i can cook me some dinner in a couple hours.
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[21:52:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SlySoft, Creator of AnyDVD, Shuts Down Due to Hollywood Pressure - http://sylnt.us - the-people-lose-an-ally
[21:55:30] <chromas> but did they open source it first?
[21:58:20] <takyon> dunno
[21:58:34] <takyon> doubt it, but it's not the only software that can do that
[22:05:34] * chromas reads takyon's journals
[22:05:49] <takyon> what, all of them?
[22:05:54] <chromas> from now on, I'm going to mentally add "[sic]" after "people of color"
[22:06:28] <chromas> just the latest two
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[22:44:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> takyon: that latest journal was good info.
[22:45:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> Ethanol-fueled: hi! hi! hi! hi!
[22:45:59] <Ethanol-fueled> ashghsdhghsdhaghdsaghshdgasd
[22:46:00] * AndyTheAbsurd is excited to see Ethanol-fueled
[22:46:16] * Ethanol-fueled falls facefirst on the rug
[22:46:41] <Bytram> http://www.wired.com
[22:46:42] <NotAnymore> ^✓ 03The Volcanoes of Nicaragua Sure Have Been Cranky This Year | WIRED ( http://www.wired.com )
[22:46:44] <Bytram> http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net
[22:47:29] <takyon> hi
[22:47:44] <takyon> time to submit more stuff
[22:47:51] <Bytram> https://www.sciencedaily.com
[22:48:12] <Bytram> takyon: Hi! You've been doing a heck of a job keeping the queue filled!
[22:48:14] <Bytram> takyon++
[22:48:14] <Bender> karma - takyon: 20
[22:48:16] <Bytram> takyon++
[22:48:16] <Bender> karma - takyon: 21
[22:48:19] <Bytram> blackjack!
[22:48:38] <takyon> go fish
[22:49:17] <takyon> mod informative: https://soylentnews.org
[22:49:18] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN comment by [02Fnord666 (652)] (02Score:2)
[22:50:15] * Ethanol-fueled chuckles
[22:50:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Time to watch some sports fights!
[22:51:13] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[22:51:14] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Paul George Marcus Morris Fight | Pistons vs Pacers | January 2, 2016 | NBA 2015-16 Season - YouTube
[22:51:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Hipsters have altered the sports fight videos.
[22:52:41] <takyon> how's that
[22:52:52] <Ethanol-fueled> It's complicated.
[22:53:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Hipster things are expensive, though, the truth will flow to the non-hipsters.
[22:54:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Let's try this one. : https://www.youtube.com
[22:54:55] <NotAnymore> ^ 03Ron Artest Fight vs. Pistons - YouTube
[23:07:22] <Ethanol-fueled> NIGGERS.
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[23:13:19] <SirFinkus> classy
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[23:22:23] <paulej72> 25 minutes to spacex launch
[23:23:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Silicon Cochlea Mimics Human Hearing - http://sylnt.us - hear-here!
[23:23:44] <paulej72> http://www.spacex.com
[23:23:44] <NotAnymore> ^✓ 03SES-9 MISSION | SpaceX
[23:24:03] <takyon> http://www.spacex.com
[23:24:03] <NotAnymore> ^✓ 03SES-9 MISSION | SpaceX
[23:24:25] <paulej72> echo echo echo
[23:24:54] <NotAnymore> ^ 03echo
[23:25:03] <takyon> http://www.spacesex.com
[23:25:39] <takyon> this is a whole lot of nothing. I figured they would have something 20 minutes before launch time
[23:26:13] <paulej72> 15 minutes before is normal for them
[23:26:26] <takyon> k
[23:26:58] <takyon> i'll ready a breaking news submission in case they actually launch something
[23:29:28] <Bytram> and get the status of the barge landing, too. =)
[23:29:38] <paulej72> cast is on
[23:29:39] <takyon> am
[23:30:32] <takyon> mission integrator, eh?
[23:30:49] <takyon> that thumbs up
[23:33:05] <takyon> Hello... again
[23:34:58] <takyon> "Let's not do anything about the weather."
[23:38:48] <chromas> Freudian slip
[23:39:45] <SirFinkus> HAARP
[23:39:47] <SirFinkus> MIND CONTROL
[23:39:49] <chromas> the islamic illuminate jewish devil matrix conspiracy doesn't control the weather, we swear!
[23:39:50] <SirFinkus> STEEL BEAMS
[23:39:52] <SirFinkus> THERMITE
[23:40:05] <SirFinkus> BILDERBERG
[23:40:14] <SirFinkus> FLOURIDE
[23:40:23] <chromas> that's one I just heard recently; thought it was "build-a-bear" at first
[23:41:24] <paulej72> still go for launch
[23:41:29] <paulej72> this is good
[23:42:41] <paulej72> T-5:00
[23:43:24] <Bytram> paulej72++ for the live feed
[23:43:24] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 205
[23:44:01] <paulej72> stongback retract
[23:44:21] <paulej72> T-3:00
[23:44:46] <takyon> ok I submitted a story
[23:45:01] <takyon> it will need a bit of editing obviously, but it's got a lot to work with
[23:45:11] <paulej72> we have no connection to mission control audio
[23:45:22] <JamesNZ> 2 minutes! https://www.youtube.com
[23:45:22] <takyon> it's designed to go live after a successful launch but before we know about the drone barge landing
[23:45:26] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SES-9 Full Webcast - YouTube
[23:45:55] <takyon> shit
[23:46:10] <chromas> hm
[23:46:18] <chromas> I thought youtube didn't use flash no mo
[23:46:23] <takyon> shit
[23:46:26] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[23:46:35] <paulej72> HOLD HOLd HOLD
[23:46:40] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SpaceX Successfully Launches SES-9 Satellite: SoylentNews Submission
[23:46:41] <cmn32480> what happened?
[23:46:42] <paulej72> launch abort
[23:46:43] <JamesNZ> Dammit.
[23:46:45] <cmn32480> it's on hold?
[23:46:47] <takyon> fuuuuuuuu
[23:46:50] <paulej72> T-1:41
[23:46:55] <cmn32480> watching
[23:47:09] <takyon> took me 10 minutes to write that sub
[23:47:26] <paulej72> I have no idea if the launch window allows for a retry
[23:47:34] <takyon> probably not
[23:47:42] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[23:47:43] <NotAnymore> ^ 03SN article:  SpaceX Wednesday Launch Scrubbed; Rescheduled for Thursday 6:46 p.m. EST (2346 GMT) 04(1 comments)
[23:47:55] <paulej72> scrub for this eveing
[23:48:06] <takyon> scccruubbbbbeeeddd
[23:48:11] <paulej72> hold was during o2 load
[23:48:17] <Bytram> rats!
[23:48:25] <takyon> you should just keep my submission around until next time
[23:48:58] <chromas> and when they do finally launch, write in how many times the submission was almost published :)
[23:49:02] <cmn32480> sonofabitch
[23:49:07] <cmn32480> oh well... off to dinner
[23:49:41] <takyon> "Many of you follow our boss on Twitter"
[23:49:47] <takyon> weird sentences of the 21st century
[23:49:53] <paulej72> not me
[23:50:08] <JamesNZ> Launch should be in the next couple of days apparently.
[23:50:18] <paulej72> depending on the issue
[23:50:29] <JamesNZ> Yeah.
[23:50:31] <takyon> we'll just have to wait and see what herr musk has to say about it
[23:50:51] <paulej72> since they dropped mission control audio we could not find out what the issue was
[23:50:54] <JamesNZ> Still, good thing they caught it sooner rather than later.
[23:51:04] <Bytram> yep
[23:51:09] <Bytram> ok, really gtg
[23:51:12] <Bytram> laters!
[23:51:14] <JamesNZ> \o Bytram
[23:51:15] <takyon> bye
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[23:51:19] <paulej72> my guess is the oxygen load did not go as plan. stuck valve or some such
[23:51:20] <chromas> tram
[23:51:23] <paulej72> by Bytram|away
[23:52:01] <takyon> they should really look into using dark matter instead of liquid oxygen
[23:52:19] <chromas> Tesla Rockets
[23:52:25] <takyon> fusion
[23:52:30] <chromas> "Zero emissions"
[23:53:29] <paulej72> magic
[23:53:38] <paulej72> ture zero emissions
[23:53:40] <takyon> trebuchet
[23:54:20] <chromas> the key to the trebuchet, like the rocket, is to make it multistage
[23:55:02] <takyon> just launch a trebuchet launching another trebuchet
[23:55:21] <chromas> exactly. you'll probably need at least three stages
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