#Soylent | Logs for 2016-02-19

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[00:00:18] <Bytram> user slash? ohhhh. in the dev/debug vm... got it. otoh, that would be a gonzo thing to know about creating new IDs for testing purposes -- color me VERY curious as to what you find.
[00:01:48] <Bytram> qkontinuum: I can still send you the HTML mapping of tables, columns, fields, etc. I found it most helpful in getting a feel for what is doing what.
[00:02:12] <Bytram> I can look up the email addy you registered with and send it there, if you would like.
[00:02:15] <Bytram> just let me know.
[00:03:00] <qkontinuum> If I need to find a way to add users directly via SQL (or separate script), I'll add that as a helper script to the slashcode repo. For now I'm good with the 'slash' admin user (I just wanted to add a small change)
[00:03:29] <qkontinuum> Anyway, it's 1am here, need to sleep. Thanks for the offered help.
[00:03:39] <Bytram> hth! get some sleep!
[00:03:54] <qkontinuum> g'night together
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[00:06:31] <takyon> https://photographyisnotacrime.com
[00:06:32] <snowfire> ^ 03Minnesota Deputy Convicted for Abusing K9 Partner While Drunk, Keeps Job Despite 22,000 Petition Signatures - PINAC News
[00:15:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Drones Replace Motorbikes for Aid Delivery in Rwanda - http://sylnt.us - mini-flying-doctor
[00:43:02] <Gravis> ~cowsay herro
[00:43:04] <exec> _______
[00:43:04] <exec> < herro >
[00:43:04] <exec> -------
[00:43:05] <exec> \ ^__^
[00:43:05] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[00:43:06] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[00:43:07] <exec> ||----w |
[00:43:08] <exec> || ||
[00:43:27] <Gravis> ~moo woo
[00:43:28] <exec> (__)
[00:43:28] <exec> (oo)
[00:43:28] <exec> /------\/
[00:43:28] <exec> / | ||
[00:43:28] <exec> * /\---/\
[00:43:29] <exec> ~~ ~~
[00:43:30] <exec> ..."It's a Bird ... It's a Plane ... It's Super Cow!"...
[00:43:46] <Gravis> i'm very disappointed
[00:44:32] <chromas> moo don't take no parameters
[00:44:36] <chromas> it's an apt-get command
[00:44:47] <chromas> (apt-get moo)
[00:44:49] <Gravis> i know what it is
[00:44:58] <chromas> sure, you say that now
[00:45:32] <Gravis> no, i mean i know what apt-get moo is
[00:45:35] * chromas builds chili, waits for Gravis to tell him how wrong it is
[00:45:59] <Gravis> apparently they have changed it in more recent versions
[00:46:32] <chromas> maybe it's systemd-mood now
[00:46:36] <Gravis> it used to be "this APT has supercow powers" or something like that
[00:47:16] <Gravis> chromas: see https://1.bp.blogspot.com
[00:47:52] <chromas> oh yeah, the "have you mooed"
[00:48:10] <Gravis> they changed it
[00:48:11] <chromas> I just figured cmn or crutchy'd tweaked the script to add that
[00:48:24] <chromas> (the it's a bird, not the original string)
[00:48:47] <Gravis> chromas: i suspect him to be responsible for BOTH. ;P
[00:49:40] <Gravis> chromas: see, i did know what it is
[00:50:07] <Gravis> VINDICATION IS HERE! ｷﾀ━━━ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ━( ﾟ∀)ﾉ━(　　ﾟ)ﾉ━ヽ(　　)ﾉ━ヽ(ﾟ　　)━ヽ(∀ﾟ )ﾉ━ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ ━━━!!!!
[00:50:35] <chromas> I don't know what that is
[00:50:48] <chromas> a bunch of hollow fat guys arm-in-arm?
[00:51:12] <chromas> or is it a guy doing several things across several frames?
[00:56:31] <Gravis> chromas: that's a person twirlling
[00:57:02] <Gravis> how did you not notice the progression?
[00:57:32] <chromas> they're all connected together and there's no indication they're separate frames
[00:58:13] <Gravis> so what you're saying is... you're retarded. ;)
[00:59:00] <chromas> Sure, why not
[00:59:49] <Bytram> ~cowsay Cows? Ay!
[00:59:50] <exec> ___________
[00:59:51] <exec> < Cows? Ay! >
[00:59:51] <exec> -----------
[00:59:51] <exec> \ ^__^
[00:59:51] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[00:59:52] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[00:59:53] <exec> ||----w |
[00:59:54] <exec> || ||
[01:00:39] <chromas> chopped cow
[01:01:10] <Bytram> yeah, i often wondered why they call that HAMburger?
[01:01:13] <Bytram> =)
[01:01:18] <chromas> or does he just not have hooves in that one?
[01:01:43] <chromas> because those cows are overacting
[01:01:57] <chromas> that's why they got cuy
[01:02:03] <chromas> s/y/t/3
[01:02:03] <sedctl> <chromas> that's why they got cut
[01:11:28] <Gravis> Bytram: because it was invented in hamburg germany
[01:13:05] <Gravis> "The American hamburger seems to have developed from Hamburg's Frikadelle: a pan-fried patty (usually larger and thicker than its American counterpart) made from a mixture of ground beef, soaked stale bread, egg, chopped onion, salt and pepper, usually served with potatoes and vegetables like any other piece of meat, not usually on a bun. The Oxford Dictionary defined a Hamburger steak in 1802: a sometimes-smoked and -salted piece of meat,
[01:13:05] <Gravis> that, according to some sources, came from Hamburg to America.[76] The name and food, "hamburger", has entered all English-speaking countries, and derivative words in non-English speaking countries."
[01:19:24] <Bytram> merci! ummm, dänke schön!
[01:19:36] <Gravis> Bytram: get off my lawn!
[01:19:41] <Bytram> k
[01:22:02] <Gravis> takyon: btw, it's not ascii art or emoji that i'm using, it's know as kaomoji.
[01:28:27] <Gravis> kaomoji are japanese emoticons
[01:29:33] <Gravis> do note that emoji are distinct from emoticons because emoji are singular charactes while emoticons are combined to create something else
[01:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, 💩
[01:31:30] <Gravis> emoticons and kaomoji were precursors to emoji
[01:32:19] <Gravis> thusly the portmanteau of emoticon and kaomoji, "emoji" was born
[01:34:04] <Gravis> which is funny because emoticon is a portmanteau or emotion and icon
[01:36:57] <Gravis> this of course is horseshit because i was bored. (ﾉ≧ڡ≦) Teehee~!
[01:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, speaking of, think ima watch some tv shows what i pirated like a vile piratey pirate for the same reason
[02:17:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - France Could Pass a "Right to Disconnect" Law - http://sylnt.us - give-me-a-break!
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[03:11:25] <fffd> go
[03:11:34] <fffd> wrong window
[03:12:56] <Deucalion> happens to us all.....
[03:14:47] <fffd> too often :)
[03:26:34] <Deucalion> Focus follows mouse... it's a bitch when you then use keyboard to switch windows.... tappity, tapppity <return>.. oh shit why is my ssh passphrase now now in an irc channel??? The floating mouse cursor of sacked has struck :D
[03:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, yeah, i tried the focus follows mouse thing for like a week. i said many bad words then gave up and changed the setting.
[03:30:24] <Bytram> just need a mouse-cursor-follows-keyboard-focus setting, too!
[03:31:41] <Deucalion> I got used to it back in uni on solaris running some early x-windows variant and I still quite like it.... but yeah, it is very easy to get caught out if you hop between mouse and k/b a lot. 1px window borders do not help at all in this.... let me just resize this window... oh wait I cant, because the border is so fucking thin it is impossible to grab and I keep bringing the thing behind into focus. ~sigh~
[03:34:36] <Bytram> isn't the window border width configurable?
[03:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, shaddup with your vulcan logic
[03:36:15] * Bytram sharpens his pointy ears
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[03:42:57] <Deucalion> Bytram - of course it is configurable.... it's just annoying that the default is such a stupidly thin border in the assumption that we all run things full screen all the time. But I guess that's the main market so it wins. Doesn't work so well with 2560x1440 27" screens where a pixel to grab can be just a breath at the wrong time :D Leave things on defaults and it becomes like those overly dramatised sniper games "press B to hold breath", "pres
[03:42:57] <Deucalion> s G to grab window border"... :D
[03:43:52] <Deucalion> Or maybe I just like being grouchy :D
[03:43:53] <Bytram> hmmm, hold shift to make mouse cursor more-grabby of window borders
[03:44:25] <Bytram> e.g. make it need only be within say, 3 pixels, of the window border for it to 'catch'
[03:44:49] <Deucalion> That would be dependent on DE surely.... seems to do nothing for me
[03:45:03] <Bytram> nod nod; just thinking out loud was all.
[03:47:45] <Bytram> 2560x1440 sounds NICE! /me has a 24" 1920x1280 monitor and often wishes it was larger
[03:48:18] <Bytram> and, yes, single-pixel-wide may as well be equivalent to invisible when it comes to trying to grab a border of that width
[03:48:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ZFS is Coming to Ubuntu LTS 16.04 - http://sylnt.us - someday-coming-to-a-phone-near-you?
[03:48:37] <Deucalion> And I am just grouching for effect. Perfectly able to expand the grabables and I understand the defaults being designed for full screen given the piss poor resolutions of modern screens requiring it. I just like ranting at the sky for being blue - can't change it but I can rant :)
[03:48:54] <Bytram> hmm, what *does* 'ZFS' stand for / mean?
[03:49:07] <Bytram> Z... File System, i'd guess?
[03:50:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> zee file system
[03:50:39] <Deucalion> No idea... all I know is it does checksumming per sector / block, has optional de-dupe built in and you probably need a lot of RAM if used in a commercial environment.
[03:50:43] <Bytram> lol
[03:50:43] * TheMightyBuzzard dons a bad german accent
[03:51:21] <Bytram> it will be avail in ubuntu LTS 16.04, but given its need for RAM, it's prolly not something that we would be going for.
[03:52:08] <Bytram> btw, anyone checked on linode lately to see if they have any better deals or free upgrades?
[03:52:27] * Bytram has no idea where to look
[03:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but i got a double yer speed upgrade from my isp today for $5
[03:52:47] <Bytram> noice!
[03:53:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i was pretty damned happy about it.
[03:53:13] <Bytram> hmm, but for howlong and what is the non-introductory rate down-the-road?
[03:53:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> not introductory
[03:53:38] <Bytram> good good!
[03:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> asked. chick was like nope that's our new price on the 50/5Mbps package.
[03:54:28] <Bytram> how much it costin ya?
[03:54:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> $65 n change
[03:54:55] <Bytram> very good! happy for ya!
[03:55:07] <Bytram> now just wait until you can get one of these: https://soylentnews.org
[03:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i was all with the woot
[03:55:08] <snowfire> ^ 03SN article: UCL Researchers Could Enable Lower Cost 10 Gbps Fiber-to-the-Home With New Hardware 04(6 comments)
[03:55:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooooh
[03:55:28] <Bytram> yeah, no mention of cost, but still.
[03:55:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could watch ALL OF THE PORN
[03:55:38] <Bytram> at the same time, even
[03:55:43] <Deucalion> Bytram, BenQ GW2765HT gets good reviews for an entry level 27" 2560x1440 screen. May want to check your other hardware specs though, that is right at the top of what my i3-Core Duo can output, and also max resolution for the vidya card in my floor bound dust gatherer.
[03:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it'd get really expensive in monitors but well worth it.
[03:57:26] <Bytram> having bought in a bit too early before the price really dropped, I'm willing to wait a bit for the price on 4K monitors to come down (and the new 14nm AMD/NVidea cards); I expect in a year or two, things will be MUCH more affordable
[03:58:34] <Bytram> my current monitor was about $850 when I got it about 7(?) years ago... priced dropped y about half within 18 months, and then everything went 1080 instead of 1200.
[03:58:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, i'm waiting for them to hit what 1920x1080 monitors are now. my eyes aren't good enough to really care much anyway.
[03:58:48] <Bytram> glad I was able to get this monitor when I did
[04:02:05] <Deucalion> The only advice with tech buying is.... do research, by best in market ~now~ that suits price point / performance, don't look back. There is always going to be ~something~ just over the horizon to hold out for and something will land that out performs what you bought bang for buck. A wait and see attitude.... yeah... that's why this is posted from a 486DX2 66 :D
[04:03:31] * Bytram fondy recalls upgrading from a 286 @ 12MHz to a 486 @ 33 Mhz ... FAST!
[04:03:59] <Bytram> and... it had a HUGE 120 MB hard drive, too!
[04:07:01] * Deucalion unfondly recalls paying ~£500 for a HUGE 512MB HD to plop in a 486SX25.... such an upgrade :D Thank the FSM for progress or we'd all be still dicking about with 8088's and bread boards.
[04:08:19] <Bytram> heh, a company I once worked at had 386 @ 25 MHz servers fitted out with 150 MB and 300 MB full-height 5 1/4" drives.
[04:09:04] * Bytram looks at a 32 GB microSD card and just shakes his head in amazement
[04:09:29] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:09:40] <Bytram|away> and with that, my friends, it is time for me to hit the hay.
[04:10:05] <Bytram|away> have an early start to the day at work on friday and saturday.
[04:10:34] <Deucalion> heh, that's nothing. A company I once worked at had a nation of monks transcribe every packet of data in illuminated text before passing it on. The monks were the firewall, if the first character was penned in red, it meant the packet was meant to be discarded.
[04:10:56] * Bytram|away chuckles
[04:11:22] <Bytram|away> something about a red letter day? Scarlet letter? I dunno. ;)
[04:11:26] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone!
[04:11:33] <Deucalion> Night Bytram
[04:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[04:14:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, it's an hour n change past my bedtime too
[04:14:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'nite dorks
[04:14:25] <Deucalion> nest well TMB
[04:17:34] * Deucalion sits by the fire cleaning his strangely glowing sword for a while.
[04:52:01] <Gravis> Deucalion: oh for god's sake, stop whackin it in from the fireplace and put some damn pants on.
[04:52:17] <Gravis> s/from/front/
[04:52:18] <sedctl> <Gravis> Deucalion: oh for god's sake, stop whackin it in front the fireplace and put some damn pants on.
[05:10:30] * FatPhil had a twin 8" floppy drive that weighed ~30kg.
[05:10:39] <FatPhil> I still have plenty of the floppies to prove it!
[05:19:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MorphoSource Allows You to Download 3D Scans of Fossils - http://sylnt.us - can-you-dig-it?
[05:45:13] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: there seems to be a bug where /sometimes/ pending stories show up in the RSS feed about a day early.
[05:46:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i already got the "AP and AMD Announce VR Journalism Partnership; SI VR Swimsuit Edition" story with full text
[06:01:54] <chromas> Do the links work?
[06:51:19] <crutchy> ahoy!
[06:51:24] <crutchy> weekend yay!
[07:21:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Votes to Unlock the Cable Box - http://sylnt.us - key-to-ala-carte
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[08:18:25] <qkontinuum> coffee++
[08:18:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2252
[08:52:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Terrific Paper on the Problems of Drug Discovery - http://sylnt.us - go-ask-alice
[09:04:50] <SirFinkus> quesorito is delicious
[09:04:52] <SirFinkus> idgaf
[10:08:35] <Gravis> oh man... the kicad interface sucks GIMP style
[10:09:34] <Gravis> "how can we make things more confusing?" "hmm... make three seperate menu bars and scatter them around the screen"
[10:14:30] <chromas> that is pretty dumb. why not have one at the bottom too?
[10:14:43] * chromas looks at screenies
[10:23:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Happy Second Anniversary to SoylentNews! - http://sylnt.us - community++
[10:56:15] <crutchy> Gravis would probably hate lazarus then i guess
[10:56:21] <crutchy> and delphi
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[11:18:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:18:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2253
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[11:41:09] <Gravis> murder++
[11:41:09] <Bender> karma - murder: 0
[11:44:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> who we thinking of murdering?
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[12:24:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pope Francis's Plane Reports Laser Incident - http://sylnt.us - blinded-by-the-light
[12:31:04] <cmn32480> ocffee++
[12:31:12] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:31:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2254
[12:31:27] * cmn32480 goes to make some
[12:31:32] <Bender> karma - ocffee: 1
[12:31:38] <cmn32480> yer late bender
[12:32:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> ocffee--
[12:32:44] <Bender> karma - ocffee: 0
[12:33:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bender++ #for doing what he's told, regardless of if it makes sense, like a good bot should.
[12:33:13] <Bender> karma - bender: 4
[12:37:08] <cmn32480> lol
[12:37:20] <cmn32480> my ocfee needs to brew faster
[12:48:38] * cmn32480 does a very drowsy happy dance... the ocffee pot beeped
[12:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:51:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2255
[12:54:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, cmn32480, AndyTheAbsurd
[12:56:50] <cmn32480> morning TheMightyBuzzard
[12:57:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> how goes?
[12:58:51] <cmn32480> it goes
[12:58:54] <cmn32480> tired as hell
[12:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> airplanes'll do that to ya
[12:59:07] <cmn32480> plane didn't land 'till almost 11pm last ngiht
[12:59:15] <cmn32480> then an hour ride home
[12:59:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, home is good though.
[12:59:33] <cmn32480> getting the suitcase empty, eating somethign etc...
[12:59:42] <cmn32480> 1am before I actually hit the pillow
[12:59:47] <cmn32480> home IS good
[13:00:05] <cmn32480> then the damn alarm wnet off at 6 liek it was supposed to
[13:00:28] <Gravis> cmn32480: just don't empty yout suitcase by eating the contents
[13:00:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gravis: what if the suitcase is filled with Pop-Tarts?
[13:01:05] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: an especially good reason to now
[13:01:06] <cmn32480> then you jsut don't eat them all at once
[13:01:07] <Gravis> not*
[13:01:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, hater
[13:01:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> WTF is wrong with Pop-Tarts?
[13:01:30] <Gravis> that shit will make you fat
[13:01:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> why you gotta go downin the tarts, man?
[13:01:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> Wait, don't answer that.
[13:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> so will cabbage n broccoli if you eat too much of it
[13:01:56] <cmn32480> once in a while they are a nice treat
[13:02:10] <cmn32480> cabbage just makes me bloated
[13:02:36] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i think a suitcase full of poptarts qualifies as too much
[13:02:39] <cmn32480> but on the upside, it does give me Public Health Emergency farts
[13:02:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> does me for a little bit, then it's rectum to the rescue. loudly.
[13:03:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, fair nuff
[13:03:38] <Gravis> fuck yeah! ┗(｀Дﾟ┗(｀ﾟДﾟ´)┛ﾟД´)┛
[13:04:30] <Gravis> takyon: pssSST( ﾟ∀(・－・) I watched you sleeping last night..~
[13:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had beans the two nights prior then cabbage last night. i probably need a new mattress. i don't think this one can be salvaged now.
[13:04:39] <cmn32480> gravis - what are tehse pretty little pictures you are always tossing out?
[13:04:54] <Gravis> cmn32480: kaomoji
[13:05:20] <cmn32480> buzzard - upside - you got enough methane stored to heat the hosue the rest of the winter
[13:05:31] <Gravis> cmn32480: japanese equivalent of emoticons
[13:05:42] <cmn32480> ahhh
[13:05:44] <cmn32480> thank you
[13:05:52] <cmn32480> I shall google it in all my free time
[13:06:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> free time? what's that?
[13:06:15] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the only thing you have, old man.
[13:06:17] <cmn32480> I don't know
[13:06:26] <cmn32480> ZING!
[13:06:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, i been hoppin around like a mexican jumpin bean the past couple days.
[13:06:46] <Gravis> rejoineded!
[13:07:01] <cmn32480> it's because of the beans and cabbage
[13:07:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that is certainly an incentive to change location regularly
[13:07:22] <Gravis> cmn32480: it was for science.
[13:07:25] <cmn32480> every time you light one of those bombs off you lift off the ground a little bit
[13:08:09] <cmn32480> buzzard - please reply to this comment. - https://soylentnews.org
[13:08:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah me and pj been nose to the grindstoning it plus i been on a major house cleanin spree and workin outside as well.
[13:08:10] <snowfire> ^ 03SN comment by [02martyb (76)] (02Score:2)
[13:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[13:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> done
[13:17:37] * TheMightyBuzzard goes back to working on the uber-sekrit comments changes for next release
[13:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.change.org
[13:31:41] <snowfire> ^ 03Petition · Have Deadpool host Saturday Night Live · Change.org
[13:37:23] <Gravis> laser attack! LASER ATTACK!
[13:45:31] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
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[13:47:57] <qkontinuum> coffee++
[13:47:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2256
[13:48:12] * paulej72 unponders
[13:48:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooof, just realized sumpin
[13:48:53] <paulej72> you forgot your moning coffee?
[13:49:03] <qkontinuum> tmb_epiphany++
[13:49:03] <Bender> karma - tmb_epiphany: 1
[13:49:07] <paulej72> coffee++
[13:49:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2257
[13:49:45] <paulej72> he ant’t going tell us
[13:50:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> sooper sekrit. not tellin them about the comment awesomeness we're coding this go round.
[13:55:27] <qkontinuum> Can you integrate this for those who insist on using JavaScript? http://alexjs.com :-)
[13:55:28] <snowfire> ^ 03Alex - Catch insensitive, inconsiderate writing
[13:55:42] <qkontinuum> Maybe only one day for april 1st
[13:56:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Legal Scrub" of TPP Makes Massive Change to Penalties for Copyright Infringement - http://sylnt.us - sneaky-bastards
[13:57:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> qkontinuum, right now we're thinking a geocities theme
[13:59:16] <qkontinuum> Sounds awe[ful/some]
[14:00:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably just alias default theme to the geocities theme for a day. just changing a symlink instead of having to store and restore everyone's theme.
[14:46:47] <Gravis> that geocities theme better scream 90s shitty web.
[14:47:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> can we get <marquee> and <blink> tags? Or is that too much MySpace and not enough GeoCities?
[14:48:22] <Gravis> sounds more anglefire
[14:48:29] <Gravis> angelfire*
[14:48:38] <Gravis> though anglefire sounds awesome :P
[14:49:03] <cmn32480> you really WANT the staff to get tarred and feathered?
[14:50:14] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: they aren't even supported anymore by browsers, so you would have to do a JS based implementation
[14:50:53] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: what i'm trying to say is, it's totally doable! :D
[14:51:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, i think blink got nuked
[14:51:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gravis: does the unwritten part there between "totally" and "doable" consist of "stupid but"?
[14:52:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, ninja'd
[14:52:57] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: nope, just a comma
[14:57:59] <Gravis> a joke from a joker. https://soylentnews.org
[14:58:00] <snowfire> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[15:09:45] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $697
[15:10:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, fix yer bot so it'll stop doing that unless the funding changes
[15:10:36] <cmn32480> it's once per day.
[15:10:38] <cmn32480> you hush
[15:10:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh, fine
[15:11:28] <cmn32480> don't you have code to write or something?
[15:11:30] * TheMightyBuzzard picks his chainsaw back up and heads for the nearest d2 code
[15:12:44] <paulej72> kill all users, yay
[15:13:25] <paulej72> I am babysitting our dog and pony show today
[15:27:00] <Gravis> i brought a doggy! (U・ᴥ・U)
[15:27:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Looking into the Financial World as if it were a Natural Ecosystem - http://sylnt.us - bears-and-bulls
[15:27:31] <paulej72> he seem sad
[15:27:32] <paulej72> there is an s in there
[15:27:35] <Gravis> higher res image: https://i.imgur.com
[15:29:19] <Gravis> he's excited to here and the center of attention
[15:29:44] <Gravis> and he loves hit bath robe. :)
[15:29:51] <Gravis> his*
[15:31:36] <Gravis> he's no pony but... close enough. https://imgur.com
[15:31:36] <snowfire> ^ 03KEEP ON MOOSIN'! - Imgur
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[15:37:45] <Gravis> i'm sure of it now. i died in a past life!
[15:49:07] <paulej72> I think I died in this life
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[18:29:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wireless Burglar Alarm Allows Replay Attacks - http://sylnt.us - who's-got-a-secret?
[18:32:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have a non-secret: The "Internet of Things" is about as secure as replacing Fort Knox with a cardboard box.
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[20:00:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Impressive New Robotic Hand - http://sylnt.us - very-handy
[20:33:19] <takyon> IOT IS THE FUTURE
[20:33:23] <takyon> FUCK YOOOOOOO
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[20:42:35] <takyon> anyone listening to Science Friday?
[20:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. was painting on the boat.
[20:49:21] <cmn32480> Landscapes?
[20:49:34] <cmn32480> Still Life?
[20:49:37] <cmn32480> Portraits?
[20:49:43] <cmn32480> Abstract?
[20:50:53] <chromas> nudes
[20:51:00] <cmn32480> plausible
[20:52:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> I stopped listening to Science Friday when they let some "questioner" (moron) on the phone ramble on for 15 minutes without getting to the point of her question.
[20:52:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> Instead I listen to CBC's Quirks and Quarks, which doesn't have call-in questions.
[20:53:03] * chromas has heard of none of these
[20:59:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hull numbers
[21:00:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> boat is camo, so the numbers are blaze orange
[21:00:55] <chromas> So people will just see orange numbers floating around
[21:00:58] <cmn32480> stickers don't count as painting
[21:01:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not stickers and i got the orange hands to prove it
[21:01:34] <chromas> and orange beard?
[21:01:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, didn't grow it back yet
[21:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> had that many times from cheetos though
[21:02:02] <chromas> well hurry up, your face is getting cold
[21:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[21:02:13] <MrPlow> Today: Overcast. High 72F. Winds SW at 15 to 25 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 68F. Winds SSW at 10 to 15 mph.
[21:06:37] <cmn32480> if your hands are orange... you are not a very good painter
[21:06:45] <cmn32480> does it look like my 5 year old did it?
[21:07:05] <chromas> He painted the numbers in the style of LED segments, using his fingers as stamps
[21:07:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i got the roomie who's artistically inclined to go out and sharpie the numbers on the masking tape.
[21:07:37] <cmn32480> wait... if you painted them on masking tape, won't they jsut come off?
[21:07:54] * TheMightyBuzzard facepalms
[21:08:20] * cmn32480 hands the buzzard a book on programming in javascript
[21:08:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't draw a straight line but i can follow one with an exacto knife
[21:09:18] <chromas> No stencil printing?
[21:09:29] <chromas> PRobably nobody has a printer anymore
[21:09:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> could have if i'd thought of it
[21:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't really use the printer. like ever.
[21:13:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, gonna get some vidya in before the roomie's kids get here
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[21:19:03] <takyon> brb again
[21:31:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Idaho Bill Calls for Bible in Schools for Astronomy, Biology, Geology - http://sylnt.us - real-science
[21:32:11] <chromas> Science thumpers
[21:48:12] <mechanicjay> for cripes sake...ever have a day where you can't a straight forward compound logical statement to evaluate?
[21:51:11] <mechanicjay> if ((Condition1 == TRUE && Condition2 == TRUE) || (Condition3 == TRUE)){
[21:51:11] <mechanicjay> #Execute this fucking code here
[21:51:11] <mechanicjay> }
[22:04:45] <cmn32480> no
[22:04:48] <cmn32480> I deal with customers
[22:05:01] <cmn32480> logic doesn't enter into things
[22:06:29] <takyon> well
[22:06:36] <takyon> time to hammer out that apple story
[22:06:37] <JamesNZ> ~grab cmn32480
[22:06:49] <takyon> if only you could grab 2 lines
[22:06:50] <cmn32480> nograb
[22:07:05] * JamesNZ ~grabgrab's
[22:07:11] <cmn32480> jamesnz - it's !grab <nick>
[22:07:19] <takyon> 2late
[22:07:24] <JamesNZ> cmn32480: Ah, thought it was ~.
[22:07:29] <cmn32480> wrong bot
[22:07:34] <cmn32480> ~ is exec
[22:07:39] <cmn32480> ! is Bender
[22:10:39] <chromas> Need a bot that tells you when you're trying to use the wrong bot :)
[22:11:11] <chromas> or redirects the command to the right bot, using dbus or something
[22:12:53] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[22:12:54] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a facepalm
[22:13:08] <cmn32480> for trying to take away my fun
[22:13:17] <chromas> Ooh, I been Gravis'd!
[22:13:28] <Gravis> BUUUURRRN!
[22:13:46] * chromas grabs some ointment
[22:15:49] <cmn32480> just like chromas... grabbing the lube
[22:15:54] <cmn32480> nograb
[22:16:12] <chromas> nograb--
[22:16:12] <Bender> karma - nograb: -1
[22:16:31] * cmn32480 guesses it depends what you are nograbbing
[22:16:46] <cmn32480> jamesnz - remember, you can't grab an action either
[22:16:57] <chromas> need shirts 'n' stuff that say "nograb"
[22:17:07] <chromas> across the chest, and maybe some pants too
[22:17:09] <JamesNZ> cmn32480: Aww.
[22:17:29] <cmn32480> yeah... I know
[22:17:37] <chromas> JamesNZ: the good news is Bender's python, so you could fix it :D
[22:17:49] <cmn32480> but if you wanna work on Bender's spaghetti like code... you are a better man than I
[22:17:51] <JamesNZ> chromas: I'm too lazy :P
[22:18:14] <cmn32480> i dind't know bender was python
[22:18:29] <chromas> The hard part is finding out which version of jsonbot they're using and then finding someone to merge the codez 'cause their copy's not on jithub
[22:18:30] <Bender> Real purest correct latest people better highly article issue title bank url life best nigger commanderpower code reson site most last most-pirated imperial current enterprise left one problemsql perl pricetag damn main engine effect case thing opposite ability only #1 north perfect same darkness lefties range morse time size? expected song pointshabbat, little highest front? - 6 more
[22:19:09] <chromas> ooh, did Bender's markov plugin get turned on again?
[22:19:14] <chromas> Bender: list markov
[22:19:14] <Bender> markov plugin has the following commands: markov-learnadd, markov-size, markov-onjoinadd, markov, markov-learndel, markov-cfg, markov-enable, markov-disable, markov-cfgsave, markov-learnlist, markov-learn, markov-onjoinremove
[22:19:28] <chromas> Bender: markov-disable
[22:19:35] <cmn32480> oh dear
[22:20:01] <cmn32480> !version
[22:20:01] <Bender> JSONBOT 1.0 RELEASE IRC
[22:20:03] <chromas> needs a pj or t mb probably to turn it off
[22:20:16] <cmn32480> .op
[22:20:16] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o cmn32480] by Imogen
[22:20:23] <cmn32480> !markov-disable
[22:20:35] <cmn32480> Bender: markov-disable
[22:20:40] <cmn32480> .deop
[22:20:40] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o cmn32480] by Imogen
[22:20:43] <cmn32480> well... I tried
[22:20:49] <chromas> it has its own authority thing
[22:20:59] <cmn32480> but now we know the version so you can fix it chromas
[22:21:03] <cmn32480> like exec
[22:21:09] <chromas> sure, but there're forks
[22:21:30] <cmn32480> but no spoons?
[22:21:48] <chromas> nope. spooning is forbidden by the CoC+K
[22:22:27] <chromas> exec could use a ~grab function :D
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[22:22:35] <cmn32480> 'cuz the K = Kindness!
[22:22:49] <chromas> with dickmode, so it grabs before nograbs and stuff
[22:23:24] <cmn32480> you go ahead adn write it...
[22:23:52] <cmn32480> I'm going home.
[22:23:57] <chromas> but then you won't learn :(
[22:24:00] <cmn32480> I've had enough of this wage slavery for today
[22:24:06] <chromas> s/$/$/
[22:24:06] <sedctl> <chromas> but then you won't learn :)
[22:24:08] <cmn32480> correct
[22:24:59] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[22:25:01] * exec unjustifiably pours a coffee++ mug of glowballs for #soylent
[22:25:10] * cmn32480 goes home to pack for the next round of plane flights
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[23:24:30] <SoyCow32480> are there any good low permission feed readers/live bookmark extensions for chrome
[23:30:16] <Gravis> SoyCow32480: NOPE!
[23:30:26] <SoyCow32480> sheeeeit
[23:30:30] <Gravis> SoyCow32480: or maybe. dunno, never checked.
[23:30:35] <Gravis> :)
[23:30:52] <Gravis> SoyCow32480: just get a native feed reader
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