#Soylent | Logs for 2016-02-11

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[23:59:54] <cmn32480> each M620 has 2
[23:59:50] <chromas> socks are better because mom doesn't suspect a thing
[23:59:45] <cmn32480> 6 cored per CPU
[23:59:29] <cmn32480> not without a tissue in your other hand
[23:59:21] <snowfire> ^ 03Intel Xeon Processor E5-2620 v2 (15M Cache, 2.10 GHz) Specifications
[23:59:21] <cmn32480> http://ark.intel.com
[23:59:16] <chromas> I would like to touch hardware of such specs
[23:59:03] * chromas adjusts; clears throat
[23:58:47] <chromas> commodore 264
[23:58:37] <cmn32480> 128GB RAM
[23:58:32] <cmn32480> 2 x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2620 v2 @ 2.10GHz
[23:58:31] <cmn32480> Qty 2 M620's
[23:58:23] * chromas recalls the commodore 265 or whatever
[23:57:56] <chromas> ooh, arrow keys right on the case
[23:57:33] * chromas internets it
[23:57:24] * cmn32480 digs for the VRTX specs
[23:57:07] <cmn32480> unknown
[23:56:57] <chromas> Is that something you could just run for a couple hours and have it shoot to the top of the list?
[23:56:33] * cmn32480 wishes he could get the VRTX chugging on this just to see the numbers
[23:56:22] <chromas> Saves a bit on heating I guess, but gas is far cheaper so that doesn't help
[23:56:15] <cmn32480> at work? who cares!
[23:56:09] <cmn32480> at my house? nearly none
[23:55:59] <cmn32480> unknown
[23:55:47] <chromas> I wonder how many shekels this will up the power bill
[23:53:23] * chromas has shitty amd bulldozers
[23:52:23] * chromas sneaks over to the college computer lab and installs f@h everywhere
[23:52:22] <cmn32480> on light
[23:52:17] <cmn32480> laptop is 4400
[23:52:04] <cmn32480> exec is 506ppd
[23:51:38] <cmn32480> current PPD on the R710 is 17703
[23:51:36] <chromas> damn, and all the extra vidya cards I have sitting around aren't supported by that
[23:51:26] <cmn32480> it takes a minute to update...
[23:51:11] <chromas> poor SirFinkus
[23:51:01] <cmn32480> 24-48 hours... and you are out!
[23:50:45] <chromas> oh shit, I should'a kept mine set to my name just to maximize my time at the top o' the list
[23:50:25] <chromas> I've got three desktops, one with cpu and gpu cores running
[23:50:25] * cmn32480 spins the server up to high
[23:50:11] <cmn32480> adn that ius running at medium
[23:50:00] <cmn32480> dude... I got server hardware spinning this
[23:49:54] <chromas> I've only got 17,303 across three boxen
[23:49:40] <chromas> ah you bastard
[23:49:38] <chromas> I had to add a line to the config.xml to allow remote access to it
[23:49:34] <cmn32480> 22776
[23:48:50] <cmn32480> let me connect my VPN adn I'll tell you
[23:48:36] <chromas> If you're running FAHcontrol you can connect to all your boxes and it'll show a total in the status bar
[23:48:18] <cmn32480> which box?
[23:48:12] <chromas> what's your estimated points per day?
[23:47:49] * chromas notes that you can change the names
[23:47:47] <cmn32480> then I woudln't get the credit
[23:47:34] <chromas> you could have exec on the list too
[23:47:34] <cmn32480> slowly
[23:47:31] <cmn32480> yep
[23:47:25] <chromas> are you also still running it on exec's box?
[23:46:41] <cmn32480> that R710 is making a big difference!
[23:46:32] <cmn32480> and /me is creeping into the #2 spot
[23:44:41] <chromas> ah oh, beta's creeping up to number 4 on our f@h team list
[23:37:02] <chromas> Maybe soylent should aim to be a drop-in comment system for other sites, like disqus and stuff
[23:36:31] <chromas> I saw it on a comment on the register, which has one of the shittiest comment systemd ever devised
[23:36:30] <takyon> dead and buried history
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[23:36:26] <takyon> just how microsoft wants it
[23:36:07] <chromas> I'm not sure; mostly I get pages about wallpapers and other unrelated stuff
[23:35:37] <Bytram> how do you search for THAT?
[23:35:29] <Bytram> it does ring a bell for me, though I don't recall experiencing it, personally.
[23:34:41] <chromas> me'ither
[23:31:54] <takyon> never heard of it
[23:26:35] <chromas> I've never heard of that; was that really a thing?
[23:26:25] <chromas> "We shouldn't forget that MS had to release a patch for XP because it used the 640K "DOS space" to hold the current desktop (wallpaper, icons etc."
[23:06:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Riffing on Java vs. Node/JavaScript - http://sylnt.us - code-on
[22:45:22] <chromas> need drugs to get through the day of eating brakepad meals and the disallowance of playing d&d
[22:43:49] <takyon> they can party on the inside
[22:42:32] <chromas> sure, take away all the fun officers
[22:37:16] <snowfire> ^ 03Nearly 50 Georgia correctional officers arrested for drug trafficking - CNNPolitics.com
[22:37:16] <takyon> http://www.cnn.com
[22:27:03] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 27°F / -3°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 15 mph, humidity 31% - Thursday clear with periodic clouds (17°F:29°F / -8°C:-2°C), Friday mostly cloudy (20°F:35°F / -7°C:2°C), Saturday cloudy (9°F:21°F / -13°C:-6°C), Sunday mostly sunny (15°F:25°F / -9°C:-4°C)
[22:27:01] <Gravis> ~weather hell
[22:17:28] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 17°F, snow showers, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 86% - Thursday partly cloudy (-1°F:22°F), Friday partly cloudy (-6°F:9°F), Saturday cloudy (-10°F:17°F), Sunday mostly cloudy (-12°F:5°F)
[22:17:26] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[22:17:25] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 21°F, light snow showers, wind NW at 10 mph, humidity 73% - Thursday scattered snow showers (4°F:27°F), Friday mostly sunny (12°F:24°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (-2°F:21°F), Sunday partly cloudy (-4°F:15°F)
[22:17:23] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[22:17:20] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 22°F, mostly cloudy, wind W at 23 mph, humidity 34% - Thursday cloudy (7°F:26°F), Friday partly cloudy (15°F:26°F), Saturday partly cloudy (-5°F:16°F), Sunday partly cloudy (-5°F:14°F)
[22:17:18] <Bytram> ~weather Boston
[22:17:14] * Bytram hums Winnie the Pooh
[22:17:02] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6113, owned by PBear
[22:17:01] <Bytram> !uid
[22:15:57] * exec prematurely offers a wine flute of spew to #soylent
[22:15:53] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
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[21:45:05] <Bytram> iow nvm!
[21:45:00] <Bytram> I confused Bender's noting of a story making it to the main page with the response from #MrPlow as to my submission.
[21:44:28] <Bytram> oh.
[21:43:01] <Bytram> huh? I don't think that was the link i wanted to submit... I'l be sure to check it against the story that already ran, first.
[21:40:55] * Bytram smiles and waves
[21:40:27] <takyon> I think I should slink away now
[21:40:17] <takyon> nope never mind
[21:40:07] <takyon> it's the first one on the main page
[21:40:01] <takyon> I already submitted that story
[21:37:07] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[21:36:36] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[21:36:36] <Bytram> #submit http://arstechnica.com
[21:35:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Goodbye Cardboard: Google to Create VR Headset to Compete with Samsung's Gear VR - http://sylnt.us - glass-on-steroids
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[21:33:07] <Bytram> oh shit!
[21:31:48] <takyon> you'll pass, and they'll know
[21:31:36] <Bytram> :P
[21:31:32] <Bytram> takyon: no thtanks, i'll pass
[21:30:47] <takyon> and tracking your bowel movements from FBI HQ
[21:29:35] <snowfire> ^ 03GPS tracking down to the centimeter: Technology will be used for high precision positioning in mobile devices, autonomous vehicles and related applications -- ScienceDaily
[21:29:34] <Bytram> http://www.sciencedaily.com
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[21:04:02] <snowfire> ^ 03Donald Trump, Univision settle Miss Universe lawsuit - MarketWatch
[21:04:01] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[21:02:57] <takyon> gg
[21:02:40] <cmn32480> and they hadn't
[21:02:36] <cmn32480> I jsut had to ask one of my techs if they had plugged the unit in to the PC
[21:02:18] * cmn32480 laughs uncontrollably
[20:59:28] <snowfire> ^ 03Meet ‘Jane,’ the sexy and lithe lead actress in every Hollywood script - MarketWatch
[20:59:27] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[20:55:01] <snowfire> ^ 03Time acquires Myspace, creates 2004's most fearsome media giant • The Register
[20:55:00] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
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[20:23:16] <chromas> so where's the fun in that?
[20:23:11] <chromas> "No one was injured, and no shots were fired,"
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[20:03:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swedish Researchers Use Wood To Make Carbon Fiber Car Components - http://sylnt.us - seeing-the-saab-for-the-trees
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[20:01:21] <snowfire> ^ 03Hardcore (2015) - IMDb
[20:01:20] <takyon> http://www.imdb.com
[19:51:51] <snowfire> ^ 03Oregon Occupation Ends As Last Holdout Surrenders : The Two-Way : NPR
[19:51:50] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
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[19:13:52] <lauraa> :(
[19:13:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> but sadly I have paid work to do today so I can't just sit here and entertain you.
[19:13:25] <lauraa> no its ok :P
[19:13:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm sure I could come up with a list of other things if you wanted
[19:11:53] <lauraa> oh
[19:08:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> Also I have deficient color vision (anamolous trichromt) and very poor facial recognition (prosopagnosia).
[19:07:50] <lauraa> oooooooooooooook :|
[19:07:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm an overevolved monkey living on a dirt spaceship with no control room stuck in orbit around an enormous ball of hydrogen that is busily fusing into hydrogen. Most of the people around me are unhappy because they do not have enough small green pieces of paper. What part of this situation is *not* absurd?
[19:05:22] <lauraa> why are u absurd?
[19:05:08] <lauraa> :s
[19:04:53] * AndyTheAbsurd wonders how he screwed that up.
[19:04:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> ah, crap, this #Soylent, not #palemoon.
[19:04:08] <lauraa> been a couple of weeks :P
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[19:03:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Moore's Law Is Dead. For Real This Time. Honest! - http://sylnt.us - where-is-mccoy-when-you-need-him
[19:00:33] <cmn32480> welcome back laura... haven't seen you in a while
[18:59:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> hello lauraa. How can we help you today?
[18:58:22] <lauraa> hiii
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[17:54:15] <takyon> should have used virtual actors
[17:54:09] <takyon> hahah
[17:53:19] <chromas> That's why he used virtual doors
[17:53:08] <chromas> See, Lucas new
[17:52:12] <snowfire> ^ 03Health and Safety to prosecute over squashed Harrison Ford • The Register
[17:52:11] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[17:40:05] <Bender> karma - naps: 35
[17:40:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[17:40:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i'll have a nap now
[17:37:49] <Runaway1956> Reading the links now, takyon - and yeah, "illary" ;^)
[17:36:53] <Bender> Added quote 670
[17:36:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[17:35:39] <takyon> i gave you a commnt
[17:32:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Andreessen Apologizes for Snarky Tweet About India - http://sylnt.us - commonwealth-navigator
[17:27:18] <Runaway1956> Maybe I'll go take a nap, and dream up a new love note to Debbie Washboard Shultz.
[17:26:32] <Bender> Added quote 669
[17:26:32] <snowfire> Bender: grab Runaway1956
[17:25:54] * chromas notes that "same difference" doesn't make any sense with just one comparison, but people say it anyway
[17:25:27] <Runaway1956> fek, I screwed that up,
[17:25:15] <Bender> grab <nick>
[17:25:15] <Runaway1956> !grab
[17:24:59] <chromas> Dick, tmb, what's the difference? :D
[17:24:33] <Runaway1956> LOL
[17:24:16] <chromas> I need #feminism because trash bags are misogynists who don't take themselves out
[17:23:50] <Runaway1956> Thought that was Dick?
[17:23:35] <chromas> (see how he runs. go, tmb, go!)
[17:23:25] <Runaway1956> the wife didn't forget - every Thursday, when I come in from work, she greets me with, "Time to take the trash out!"
[17:23:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> way too late
[17:23:02] <chromas> run, tmb, run!
[17:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, forgot to take the garbage out this week
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[17:22:26] <Runaway1956> Cool Hand Luke's county farm brand.
[17:22:25] <chromas> country farm girls 36
[17:22:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> maggie's farm
[17:22:03] <chromas> is that a brand?
[17:21:51] <Runaway1956> What about the county farm?
[17:21:16] <chromas> state farm
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[17:20:57] * chromas wonders why all those meat brands have "farm(s)" in the name: hickory farms, pepperige farm, foster farms
[17:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke, shutting down jabberd2 until i can get it secured and using mysql and stuff.
[17:20:03] <Runaway1956> I remember when it was the most annoying advertising popup crap in the world - back before flashblock and adblockers.
[17:19:03] <chromas> Remember when Flash was used for more than just a bloated video player? Pepperidge Farm remembers
[17:18:21] <chromas> it has actionscript or something
[17:18:07] <Runaway1956> mmm-hmmm - the only thing that ranks as low, is Flash, but that's not a language . .
[17:17:59] <chromas> aw, "the event has ended" on that "live stream" page, and I could never get it to play the video :(
[17:17:25] <chromas> It's good they named it "javascript", that way it gets the negative name brand association it deserves
[17:16:25] <Runaway1956> almost anything is better than java, except javascript
[17:16:23] <chromas> erlang
[17:16:15] <chromas> there's also ones written in lua and other languages nobody uses
[17:16:03] <chromas> neat
[17:15:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> this one uses c, baby
[17:15:42] <chromas> 95% of all xmpp servers use java
[17:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> jabber2
[17:15:34] <Runaway1956> xmp police department? Must be Florida.
[17:15:21] * chromas can't even derp right
[17:15:07] <chromas> I meant xmppd
[17:15:02] <chromas> oh der[
[17:14:55] <chromas> irc doesn't use xmp though. it's not webscale
[17:14:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> charybdis
[17:14:41] <Runaway1956> But, IRC is cool. For about 25 or 30 years, all the cool kids have been on IRC
[17:14:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> should do voice n video just fine though
[17:14:28] <chromas> which ircd are you using?
[17:14:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> think this server needs a plugin for multi-user before that'll work.
[17:14:03] <chromas> You can also do multi-user chat, so we could replace irc :D
[17:13:43] <chromas> jello
[17:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, beats the hell outa me.
[17:13:40] <chromas> jihad me at "hello"
[17:13:25] <Bender> karma - jihad: -5
[17:13:25] <Runaway1956> jihad--
[17:13:15] <chromas> Well then what's the point if we can't chat right from the site? :)
[17:13:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2200
[17:13:15] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[17:12:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> got one running on staff at the moment. no ssl, plaintext password auth. bout to shut it down until i get it configured to be more secure-like.
[17:11:50] <Runaway1956> Pigeons don't run, do they? I thought they bobbed around, until they decide to fly.
[17:11:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> run pidgin like a sane person
[17:11:11] <Runaway1956> ya lazy sod, you gotta hit + twice
[17:11:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> why the hell would i mess up a perfectly good site like that?
[17:10:57] <Bender> karma - soylent: 4
[17:10:57] <Runaway1956> Soylent++
[17:10:39] <chromas> Soylent+
[17:10:32] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: if you do get an xmpp server up, are you going to give us the option to embed a jacascript client into our SN pages?
[17:04:01] <Runaway1956> I expect to feel exhausted before the day is over - it's already beginning to overwhelm me.
[17:03:21] <takyon> + or - a lot
[17:03:13] <takyon> about 0
[17:01:57] <Runaway1956> So, how many pounds am I going to gain, then lose?
[17:01:10] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhhh - that's better.
[17:00:41] <chromas> The technical term is scissoring
[17:00:33] <Runaway1956> Merging black holes. Why, THAT'S RACIST!!!
[17:00:18] <Runaway1956> Merging black holes. Intriguing. Errrr, wait, is that the right word? Maybe I've spent to much time reading Ethanol's posts.
[16:59:25] <takyon> ok
[16:59:22] <Runaway1956> See my journal for the hot memo, LOL
[16:59:15] <takyon> wut
[16:58:34] <cmn32480> she''s a hottie
[16:58:31] <Runaway1956> Merging black holes?
[16:56:46] <Runaway1956> I just sent a valentine's day note to that sweetie, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, expressing my love of the DNC.
[16:56:39] <takyon> http://live.reuters.com
[16:56:05] * Runaway1956 sighs
[16:33:15] <takyon> INTERSTELLAR 2
[16:31:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Possible Legal Breakthrough for Autonomous Cars in the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - does-the-vehicle-pay-the-tickets,-too? || Gravitational Waves Detected From Black Hole Merger - http://sylnt.us - feeling-heavier-then-lighter-today
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[15:36:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> bloody jabberd2 won't go
[15:36:26] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
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[14:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hell the documentation on jabberd2 sucks balls
[14:29:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Breeding Wildness Back Into Our Fruits and Vegetables - http://sylnt.us - evolution-beats-chemicals
[14:28:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine time again
[14:24:53] * cmn32480 kicks this project to the curb
[14:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[14:23:46] <cmn32480> can we get Youtube comments piped in?
[14:23:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> in theory you can also connect to google/yahoo/etc chat users
[14:22:06] <qkontinuum> Ok, in that case xmpp *does* provide some advantages, I guess...
[14:19:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> possible, probably. will/should we? meh, who knows.
[14:17:48] <cmn32480> short answer - I don't know.
[14:17:08] <cmn32480> and suddenly you are above my pay grade
[14:16:48] <qkontinuum> Would it be possible to have one available to all users on chat.soylentnews.org?
[14:16:11] <cmn32480> and I have just told you everything I know about bouncers qkontinuum
[14:15:45] <cmn32480> ZNC is the one that seems to be pretty common
[14:15:37] <cmn32480> I know some of the guys have their own that keeps them logged inot other server/channels
[14:15:14] <cmn32480> the staff here use one
[14:15:05] <cmn32480> a bouncer can have multiple users
[14:14:42] <qkontinuum> cmn32480, I assume each user would have to set up his own bouncer? Or could the server have one for all users?
[14:14:35] <exec> Thursday, 11 February 2016 @ 9:14 am EST - Baltimore, MD, USA
[14:14:33] <cmn32480> ~time
[14:13:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know some xmpp servers can. not sure if it's basic functionality.
[14:12:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> qkontinuum, no idear
[14:12:52] <cmn32480> irc does with a bouncer
[14:12:28] * cmn32480 gets the telephoto lens
[14:12:23] <qkontinuum> Does xmpp buffer messages? (IRC doesn't)
[14:12:07] * TheMightyBuzzard aims his camera downwards a couple feet
[14:11:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure if this server can handle multi-party chat or not. will find out.
[14:11:46] <cmn32480> just waht I wanna see./.. TheMightyBuzzard 's ugly mug staring back at me
[14:10:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus you can do voice/video over it.
[14:10:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, not random, ours.
[14:09:22] <qkontinuum> Also, xmpp should afaik allow to use the the same usernames, to have a consistent identity. IRC has a restricted namespace.
[14:08:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> yes...for some reason people seem to be more to do that than to use the "antiquated" IRC protocol.
[14:08:01] <qkontinuum> cmn32480, easier p2p communication? I'm not sure if there are good IRC clients for smartphones
[14:07:59] <cmn32480> mmmmmm k
[14:07:48] <cmn32480> so they will set up to connect to a random xmpp server instead?
[14:07:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> real time chat for people that don't want to set up an IRC client and connect to a random IRC server.
[14:05:35] <cmn32480> what does an xmpp server gain us?
[13:52:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> among other things
[13:52:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i plan on finding out.
[13:47:08] <paulej72> how much memory does it need. That is our biggest resource constraint
[13:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm playing with an xmpp server today. thinking of setting one up for the site and letting users optionally tie an account on it to their user account.
[13:41:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, ya, we been lazy about closing issues.
[13:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not even gzipped currently.
[13:41:03] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: i was looking through the issues list and there were a few I tought we fixed but were still open
[13:40:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure
[13:40:48] <cmn32480> bender's quote db have enough disk space for that kind of fun?
[13:40:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> just do it the right way. make it sit there and be fucking silent until you hit tab.
[13:40:03] * paulej72 really hates autocomplete
[13:39:38] <paulej72> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[13:39:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> need a dictionary so we can have the same fun phone users have.
[13:38:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed.
[13:38:39] <paulej72> tab completet does not work with normal words, this is a bug I tell you.
[13:38:30] <cmn32480> until a specific piece of software gets updated
[13:38:15] <cmn32480> we are version locked to IE10
[13:38:13] <paulej72> morning buzzard
[13:37:59] <paulej72> ie7
[13:37:49] * cmn32480 packs up and goes home
[13:37:42] <cmn32480> "What version of Internet Explorer are we running?"
[13:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, paulej72
[13:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay, good. they added bcrypt support and just didn't update their mysql tables descriptions.
[13:35:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2199
[13:35:07] <paulej72> coffee++
[13:33:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed. specially when the wind blows the paper mill stink your way.
[13:32:05] * cmn32480 thinks he found the issue with his network connection... but South Carolina is still funky
[13:19:24] <cmn32480> if I ever need perl programming done
[13:19:14] <cmn32480> I shall consider that Buzzard
[13:14:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hire me as a contractor. i been meaning to get out to SC and get some drinking done with old friends.
[13:12:13] <cmn32480> am an employee not a contractor, and I have deadlines that need to be met.
[13:11:19] <Gravis> you more*
[13:11:02] <Gravis> cmn32480: why get real work done when they can pay more you to do it tomorrow? :P
[13:07:27] <cmn32480> now if I can get the network conenction in South Carolina stabilized.. I cang et some real work done
[13:07:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2198
[13:07:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:07:04] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 21
[13:07:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
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[13:03:29] <sirfonkus> wut?
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[13:03:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> good idear. think i'll do that while i have a smoke.
[13:03:17] <cmn32480> but if a guy named sirfonkus ever logs in.. he'll get an interesting message
[13:03:01] <exec> message saved
[13:02:59] <cmn32480> ~tell SirFinkus bandwith is not an issue.
[13:02:50] <cmn32480> shaddap
[13:02:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, tab completion is your friend.
[13:01:53] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:01:18] <exec> message saved
[13:01:16] <cmn32480> ~tell sirfonkus bandwith is not an issue.
[13:00:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> NIST published the collection but they didn't write any of them.
[12:59:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> all made by different people/groups
[12:59:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> which? sha-2 is a whole family of algorithms.
[12:58:41] <Gravis> do you even realize who made sha-2?
[12:58:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AT&T Does Not Care About Protecting Your Privacy - http://sylnt.us - who-does?
[12:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is nothing currently insecure about salting and sha256ing passwords.
[12:55:42] <Gravis> you're*
[12:54:40] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: your not talking security either.
[12:54:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that's not amateur hour, that's industry standard. or should be.
[12:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, not talking authentication for the clients. i just dislike having passwords stored in the server db plaintext. sha256 and a little salt solves that.
[12:52:51] <cmn32480> at the strip club??? sweet!
[12:52:33] <cmn32480> how goes buzzard
[12:52:29] <Gravis> amatuear hour security.
[12:52:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, mornin
[12:52:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2197
[12:52:25] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and being able to pawn work off on someone else is always a plus in a project.
[12:51:56] * exec diabolically tosses a bathtub of bewb to ya
[12:51:54] <cmn32480> ~gday ya bastids
[12:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i could pawn it off on Subsentient since he digs on writing C more.
[12:51:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> You should know better than to encrypt a password. You use hashes for that.
[12:50:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> man even i can write a secure implementation of sha256ing a password.
[12:49:28] <Gravis> oh sure... except you will fuck it up and it's will be amatuear hour security.
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[12:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah but if i just add a wee bit of encryption to the source, all's better.
[12:47:49] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: your requirements are wrong
[12:47:26] <Gravis> it's obviously not the best
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[12:46:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's currently my main beef with the best xmpp server i found. fucking plaintext passwords.
[12:46:32] <Gravis> ;)
[12:46:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> store the passwords plaintext. plaintext zips easier.
[12:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft
[12:45:42] <Gravis> allow me to tell you! it will be very very slow
[12:45:02] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: ok... let's say you have 100 million accounts. so how's that going to work out?
[12:43:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:43:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> authority file could be small though. only need to store basically a login/pass for everyone.
[12:42:56] <Gravis> besides, it doesn't have the be the best damn thing ever... just better than shit that's out there
[12:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that's my main beef with blockchains.
[12:42:02] <Gravis> keep it simple, retard
[12:41:27] <Gravis> oh yeah... i'm sure everyone wants a 40GB authority file
[12:41:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> distributed authority file maybe? only allow additions/deletions from the account they're tied to. not sure how i'd do that securely/reliably though.
[12:40:21] <Gravis> happy medium? happy for who? fools that post shit?
[12:39:45] <Gravis> i think that would slow things down too much
[12:39:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta be some happy medium though.
[12:39:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:39:11] <Gravis> oi... talk about upping the complexity.
[12:38:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> not ideal but doable. witness namecoin.
[12:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> store authority on a blockchain?
[12:37:12] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: how else would you manage access?
[12:36:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> central control pool sounds iffy
[12:35:56] <Gravis> when you want to remove some content, the key to that particular piece is removed from the central control pool
[12:35:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:35:07] <Gravis> but the idea is that you can manage what is shared and it's not backed up anywhere else
[12:35:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[12:33:27] <Gravis> yeah. it's a program and you keep it all encrypted. just about every platform has tricks to avoid screenshots
[12:32:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> would?
[12:32:20] <Gravis> you can do all your social bullshit but saving an image would present significant difficulty if you are clever enough
[12:31:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[12:30:37] <Gravis> basically it keeps everything encrypted and stored in a redundant and distributed manner
[12:29:49] <Gravis> it's not a website, it's a network of it's own. :)
[12:29:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> didja?
[12:29:26] <Gravis> i actually thought up a good scheme for replacing a lot of the current bullshit services
[12:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> friendica we'd basically be stuck maintaining another huge ball of crap on top of multiple rehash servers
[12:28:02] <Gravis> qkontinuum: nah, give 'em back to isis and they will decapitate him like he wanted
[12:26:57] <qkontinuum> Gravis, I like the news the way it is. Better to ridicule those jerks than spawning new fear and hate. If it wasn't for the news, I'd agree. But please deport him directly to Assad or rebel camp...
[12:26:46] <Gravis> it's fucking swiss cheese
[12:26:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~say true dat
[12:26:30] <Gravis> php cannot be trusted
[12:26:13] <Bender> karma - xml: -4
[12:26:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> xml--
[12:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye flipping gods. i think i'd rather just throw up an xmpp server. pain in the ass though they are.
[12:24:29] <Gravis> qkontinuum: they should have just deported him back to syria. ;)
[12:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i tend to agree but some folks want that nonsense, so i'm giving it a look to see if it's worth bothering with.
[12:23:23] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: yes
[12:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, friendica does?
[12:22:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: looks like shit
[12:22:33] <snowfire> ^ 03British ISIS fighter who returned to UK because Syria was too cold is jailed for 7 years | Daily Mail Online
[12:22:33] <qkontinuum> Nice case-study on hardcore IS gangsta supaman bro: http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[12:22:03] * TheMightyBuzzard reads up on friendica
[12:21:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> more or less, yup
[12:21:00] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: of course, that's what it's there for.
[12:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you're loving the unicode support i see.
[12:18:37] <snowfire> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[12:18:36] <Gravis> it had to be said, motherfuckers! https://soylentnews.org
[11:57:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2196
[11:57:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:57:35] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 20
[11:57:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:56:45] <snowfire> ^ 03What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered? - Stack Overflow
[11:56:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://stackoverflow.com
[11:27:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - James Clapper Opens Door to IoT Real-time Data Collection and Monitoring to Combat those "Gone Dark" - http://sylnt.us - he-should-demonstrate-by-personal-example
[11:27:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2195
[11:27:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[09:25:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What's Holding Back the World Economy? - http://sylnt.us - what-would-YOU-do?
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[08:56:30] <Tramtrist> same as it ever was
[08:55:49] <Gravis> SirFinkus: they are coming for your guns! HIDE!
[08:54:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i keep getting "There was an error in your submission; please get a new form and try again." because my mouse likes to double-click when i post. turn that page into a redirect back to the article.
[08:38:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2194
[08:38:24] <qkontinuum> coffee++
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[08:24:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LIGO Gravitational Wave Detection Announcement Expected on Thursday Morning - http://sylnt.us - Pons-Fleischmann
[08:22:11] <chromas> (when the ship goes down)
[08:15:33] <chromas> And then, when I sabotage the ship, we fully expect you to die on it for no reason whatsoever
[08:15:12] <Gravis> ;)
[08:15:00] <chromas> You gotta, like, totally earn those stripes, man
[08:14:09] <Gravis> chromas: that's /CAPTAIN/ Buzzkill to you!
[08:13:42] <Gravis> i mean, that's the reason we need a detector to start with!
[08:13:40] <chromas> You're such a buzzkill, jabronksi. I'm gonna go hang with my botbros, man
[08:12:48] <Gravis> chromas: that is a literal impossibility
[08:12:27] <chromas> Gravity surfing, man
[08:12:16] <chromas> Ride the gravitational wave, dude!
[08:12:15] <Tramtrist> balls
[08:12:10] <Gravis> Tramtrist: it means jack-shit for you.
[08:12:08] <chromas> I don't insist on "black" as anything, besides the fact that it's not equal to "african american"
[08:11:30] <Tramtrist> otherwise not really interested
[08:11:28] <chromas> As far as I know, only "black" and "white" people are commonly referred to by their color
[08:11:28] <Gravis> see, your insitance on "Black" as a classification is problematic.
[08:11:27] <Tramtrist> hope this gravitaional wave thing means i get my flying car next year
[08:10:47] <chromas> Indian, Asian, whatever
[08:10:26] <chromas> Human?
[08:10:13] <Gravis> chromas: so what should the term be for their race?
[08:09:41] <chromas> If anything, it would be Asian-American
[08:09:29] <chromas> India isn't a continent
[08:09:04] <Gravis> chromas: and you address them as "Brown" instead of say, Indian-American?
[08:08:31] <Gravis> chromas: so they are brown people?
[08:08:03] <chromas> indian people are usually brown
[08:07:36] <Gravis> chromas: red?
[08:07:35] <chromas> people
[08:07:23] <Gravis> chromas: so... what do you call people that are native to india that have come to america?
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[08:03:13] * chromas thinks of the Simpsons episode
[08:03:03] <MrPlow> added: gloveslap
[08:03:02] <chromas> #smakeadd gloveslap
[08:02:21] <Gravis> hear*
[08:02:21] <chromas> uh no
[08:02:17] <Gravis> i here ya
[08:02:08] <Gravis> mhmm... backpedaling...
[08:02:07] <chromas> It's pretty easy to figure out
[08:01:54] <chromas> not all black people are african-american, and not all african-americans are black
[08:01:36] <chromas> One's a color and one's a combination of continents, for one
[08:01:13] <Gravis> chromas: so tell me, what is the difference between "Black" and "African-American"?
[08:00:09] <chromas> Gravis: re "you sound like blah blah bullshit": no, that would be stupid
[07:58:19] <dyingtolive> but the second mouse gets the cheese.
[07:52:51] <SirFinkus> but I guess the early bird gets the worm
[07:52:42] * SirFinkus is waiting on the wealthy part
[07:52:23] <SirFinkus> early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise
[07:52:10] <SirFinkus> off to bed
[07:50:27] <SirFinkus> you miss 100% of the shots you don't take gravis
[07:49:21] <Gravis> /facepalm
[07:47:29] <SirFinkus> guess not
[07:47:25] <SirFinkus> damn, was just about to ask if she was legal, and if she was hot
[07:47:04] <Gravis> she's 6
[07:46:55] <Gravis> i'm pretty sure a my niece has better insights than you. :P
[07:46:10] <SirFinkus> if you ever need to talk, I'm here for you
[07:45:46] <SirFinkus> was that post an attempt at suicide Gravis?
[07:45:37] <Gravis> lethal*
[07:45:26] <Gravis> i wish more things in life were leathal for stupid people. :(
[07:45:16] <SirFinkus> shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll be among the stars
[07:44:40] <SirFinkus> just strive to be as good as me
[07:44:31] <SirFinkus> jealous of my genius Gravis? s'all right, it's a common problem people have
[07:43:56] <Gravis> /facepalm
[07:43:33] * SirFinkus has no ulterior motives whatsover
[07:43:14] <SirFinkus> I'm going to make her prove it by having sex with another girl in front of me
[07:42:56] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you're ruining the game for everyone else!
[07:42:55] <SirFinkus> something like that
[07:42:38] <Gravis> SirFinkus: ok... so... you're so ugly, that she turned gay. way to go. :P
[07:41:46] <SirFinkus> pretty sure that's a decent indication that she's a lesbian
[07:41:34] <SirFinkus> so...
[07:41:29] <SirFinkus> she told me she was a lesbian Gravis
[07:40:11] <Gravis> SirFinkus: "<SirFinkus> I tried for a date, but, you know, she's a lesbian or maybe I'm just that ugly" <-- only a fool would assume rejection implies the other person is gay.
[07:37:36] <Gravis> chromas: is that accurate?
[07:37:05] <Gravis> <chromas> They seem to conflate "Black" and "African-American" <-- you sound like the kind of person that says Obama isn't black.
[07:06:27] <SirFinkus> am I doing it right?
[07:06:23] <SirFinkus> people of coloreds
[07:02:11] <chromas> SirFinkus: das racis, yo! you gotta swap the words and put in another word
[07:01:45] <chromas> african-american strap-on
[07:01:40] <chromas> african-american velvet
[07:01:34] <SirFinkus> which is literally colored people, but I don't fucking know
[07:01:15] <chromas> african-american forest ham
[07:01:10] <SirFinkus> it's people of color now
[07:00:45] <chromas> They seem to conflate "Black" and "African-American"
[06:58:32] <SirFinkus> idk
[06:58:31] <snowfire> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[06:58:31] <SirFinkus> http://www.nytimes.com
[06:58:08] <chromas> and shouldn't it be Bern-splaining?
[06:57:56] <chromas> how's that different from mansplaining?
[06:57:40] <SirFinkus> Bernie-Splaining
[06:57:37] <SirFinkus> new term
[06:57:35] <SirFinkus> oh boy
[06:57:11] * chromas makes a giant, Grampa Simpson wink with a loud ding sound effect
[06:56:52] <chromas> Tell her a story about a lesbian woman you knew who did that and see how she reacts. She won't suspect a thing
[06:55:46] <SirFinkus> I'll just have to wear her down and browbeat her into fucking me with a fist shaped strap on
[06:54:04] <SirFinkus> only really known her for 2 weeks though
[06:53:57] <SirFinkus> pretty sure she's legit gay though, I've teased her about it a few times and she takes it well, but not *that* well
[06:53:18] <chromas> Acceptable
[06:53:10] <SirFinkus> maybe a fist?
[06:53:02] <chromas> or change the shape
[06:52:53] <chromas> don't tell her that; she'll change her mind
[06:51:58] <SirFinkus> getting fucked with a strap on isn't gay as long as the strap on doesn't look like a penis
[06:51:40] <SirFinkus> you make a good point
[06:51:13] <chromas> she just needs a strap-on, then it's gay. and you can go both ways
[06:51:09] <SirFinkus> she is?
[06:50:44] <chromas> Maybe you can get her to try being gay for a day
[06:48:44] <SirFinkus> pity she's a lesbian
[06:48:36] <SirFinkus> similar music and art interests, differences politically, but fun to talk with about them
[06:48:09] <SirFinkus> probably, we still talk and shit though, she's actually pretty neat
[06:47:51] <chromas> it's probably that one
[06:47:45] <SirFinkus> or maybe I'm just that ugly
[06:47:36] <SirFinkus> I tried for a date, but, you know, she's a lesbian
[06:47:19] <SirFinkus> not quite
[06:47:12] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 25
[06:47:12] <chromas> SirFinkus++ # lesbian mastery
[06:46:46] <SirFinkus> even the lesbian chick
[06:46:34] <SirFinkus> but most people in the class seemed to agree with me
[06:46:26] <SirFinkus> well, no
[06:46:07] <SirFinkus> when it comes to religion, I'm like fucking milo
[06:46:04] <chromas> did they admit to it?
[06:46:01] <chromas> cool
[06:45:58] <chromas> Especially with intersectional feminism
[06:45:57] <SirFinkus> I won the muslim arguement
[06:45:48] <chromas> SJW/feminism have a lot of overlap
[06:45:46] <SirFinkus> well, not strictly
[06:45:34] <SirFinkus> and I won that argument
[06:45:30] <SirFinkus> it's been pretty light on the feminism
[06:45:10] <SirFinkus> the other one was the daily show
[06:45:03] <chromas> you didn't know you were signing up for a fem99 class
[06:44:30] <SirFinkus> one was tedx
[06:44:27] <SirFinkus> 2 ted talks
[06:44:19] <SirFinkus> we had 3 videos today
[06:44:11] <SirFinkus> yeah
[06:44:03] <chromas> in class?
[06:42:39] <SirFinkus> we're learning about tibetan cuckolds
[06:42:25] <SirFinkus> I'll work on the exec thing during anthro tomorrow
[06:41:59] <chromas> it's helmut speshul
[06:41:31] <SirFinkus> novelty name bot
[06:41:25] <chromas> that one
[06:41:24] <snowfire> pong
[06:41:24] <chromas> =ping
[06:41:16] <chromas> Yeah, it's uh
[06:41:14] * SirFinkus misses ciri
[06:41:14] <crutchy> snowfire is chromas' butt
[06:41:06] <chromas> only thing I don't like is the part where they want money
[06:40:59] * chromas clicks around on his records on the hospital page
[06:40:50] <SirFinkus> could have sworn you had one
[06:40:46] <SirFinkus> don't you have a bot too though chromas?
[06:40:19] <chromas> bit my shiny metal me
[06:40:18] <SirFinkus> my logic is flawless
[06:40:17] <crutchy> :D
[06:40:16] <crutchy> makes sense to me
[06:40:07] <SirFinkus> chromas = chrome ass = shiny metal ass = bender
[06:39:55] <chromas> nah, Bender's official
[06:39:45] <SirFinkus> could have sworn it was chromas
[06:39:41] <chromas> oh yeah, landon
[06:39:36] <crutchy> erm. i think maybe landon
[06:39:35] <SirFinkus> ahh
[06:39:30] <chromas> juggs, wasn't it?
[06:39:30] <SirFinkus> ...does he have one?
[06:39:21] <SirFinkus> yes, but who is his master?
[06:39:08] <crutchy> bender runs on the irc server
[06:39:04] <SirFinkus> many bots
[06:38:56] <SirFinkus> too man bots
[06:38:52] <SirFinkus> bender is chromas's bot right?
[06:38:16] <SirFinkus> I know you australians have limited bandwidth, and those queries add up quickly
[06:38:11] <crutchy> but i still tinker occasioanlly :)
[06:38:01] <crutchy> cmn32480 runs exec now cos i'm a shit bot operator
[06:37:41] <crutchy> lol i don't mind
[06:37:28] <SirFinkus> but don't be shocked if you get frantic PMs
[06:37:07] <SirFinkus> thanks crutchy, I think I'll be able to figure it out
[06:37:05] <crutchy> there's a few scripts that could be pilfered from. you just put the exec line in a comment block in your script (regardless of language)
[06:36:33] <snowfire> ^ 03Wiki: IRC:exec ( http://wiki.soylentnews.org )
[06:36:33] <SirFinkus> idea is lowest barrier to entry possible
[06:36:32] <crutchy> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[06:36:18] <SirFinkus> chromas
[06:36:16] <crutchy> or not
[06:36:15] <SirFinkus> that seems like a nightmare crutchy
[06:36:13] <chromas> open your ports, people!
[06:36:07] <crutchy> [[IRC:exec#exec.txt]]
[06:35:59] <chromas> or have it connect to all our f@h clients and ask for infos
[06:35:25] <SirFinkus> it'd be a lot easier just to scrape the pages lol
[06:35:06] <SirFinkus> maybe a leaderboard thing too, but it looks like they don't have that information in the text files they provide
[06:34:52] * chromas inflates the member count
[06:34:19] <SirFinkus> and then just something to output the SN team's position and stats and shit
[06:34:16] <crutchy> its pretty flexible
[06:33:23] <SirFinkus> or you could do ~f@h crutchy and it'd show crutchy's contribution
[06:33:21] <crutchy> or it could store in a bucket to be retrieved on demand
[06:33:05] <crutchy> it has ability to paste to ix.io now
[06:33:03] <SirFinkus> my thought was you could do something like ~f@h and it'd grep the file for your username and output your score
[06:33:00] <chromas> maybe you can rsync it
[06:32:46] <chromas> or would it store the current values and we'd use a command like for !uid
[06:32:36] <SirFinkus> assuming 912MB a day isn't an issue
[06:32:33] <chromas> So would exec emit the current stat each time?
[06:32:28] <crutchy> can run every hour if you want
[06:32:10] <crutchy> exec has timed scripts
[06:31:56] <SirFinkus> meh, just cronning it every hour would probably be better
[06:31:42] <crutchy> better ask cmn32480
[06:31:37] <crutchy> err
[06:31:35] <crutchy> oh
[06:31:32] <SirFinkus> bandwidth
[06:31:26] <crutchy> wtf is bw?
[06:30:55] <SirFinkus> I'm thinking doing it on demand might be more efficient, what kind of bw exec have crutchy?
[06:30:27] <Bender> karma - complicatedness: 1
[06:30:27] <chromas> complicatedness++
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[06:30:16] <chromas> Use a cron script/systemd timer to curl the file and stuff it into a db, then exec can just poll the db whenever
[06:30:02] <SirFinkus> sorry Gravis, not using C :(
[06:29:38] <SirFinkus> expect a pull request soon
[06:29:29] <SirFinkus> so nevermind crutchy, I'll figure it out
[06:28:50] <SirFinkus> takes grep 1.08 seconds on my machine on a ssd
[06:26:57] <SirFinkus> user list is 38MB D:
[06:26:41] <crutchy> or a little bash script with wget and grep :p
[06:26:34] <SirFinkus> my only concern is that the text files are fairly large
[06:26:25] * SirFinkus might try tossing together something in python in that case
[06:26:15] <SirFinkus> oh
[06:26:00] <chromas> You can use any language. exec is mighty
[06:25:23] <SirFinkus> I could learn php, but I figured you could toss something together in 10 minutes as opposed to 2 hours for me
[06:24:52] <SirFinkus> http://fah-web.stanford.edu and http://fah-web.stanford.edu
[06:24:29] <SirFinkus> at the bottom of that page
[06:24:13] <crutchy> got a txt url handy?
[06:23:39] <SirFinkus> txt dumps are generated hourly, they don't want you scraping the site
[06:23:25] <snowfire> ^ 03Teams Stats — Folding@home
[06:23:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What's Nature Worth? Study Helps Put a Price On Groundwater and Other Natural Capital - http://sylnt.us - comparing-apples-to-orchards
[06:23:21] <SirFinkus> https://folding.stanford.edu
[06:23:15] <SirFinkus> looks like it could be done with a wget and a grep
[06:23:03] <SirFinkus> f@h bot integration
[06:22:41] <crutchy> smack me in the face with it
[06:22:12] <SirFinkus> it looks easy I think
[06:22:01] <SirFinkus> crutchy, up for a project? I'd do it, but idk php
[06:21:06] <crutchy> hows the init development going?
[06:19:46] <Gravis> fucking dbus
[06:15:10] <crutchy> or at least it should say 'fuck off ya vajoyna!'
[06:14:33] <crutchy> exec can't be secure. that's un-crutchy's-coding-like
[06:13:42] * crutchy gathps!
[06:13:24] <exec> 02 *** not authorized
[06:13:23] <crutchy> ~macro ~sn-nick * internal ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=%%trailing%%
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[05:15:21] <takyon> he accused the FBI of putting the phone number out
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[05:06:03] <takyon> godwin'd yet again
[05:03:50] <takyon> it's Gavin's brother Nathan! what a cameo
[05:02:31] <exec> Thursday, 11 February 2016 @ 5:02 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[05:02:29] <Bytram|away> ~time x
[05:02:24] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6112, owned by m2f2
[05:02:24] <Bytram|away> !uid
[05:02:20] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[05:00:03] <takyon> jesus everything has to be put in a Revolutionary War analogy for these people
[04:58:21] <takyon> they think the FBI doesn't already have enough to throw charges at them
[04:58:10] <takyon> interesting legal theory from the woman
[04:57:39] <SirFinkus> yeah, they just hanged them
[04:57:35] <SirFinkus> "they didn't just lock them away forever"
[04:56:27] <SirFinkus> "the prayer of a rightious man does avail much...".... .... .... "ya know?"
[04:54:31] <takyon> so I guess i'm a full 2 minutes behind you
[04:54:25] <SirFinkus> aww, they're pussing out
[04:54:17] <takyon> finally got to legions of angels part
[04:53:52] <takyon> need sum pray bro
[04:53:46] <takyon> "we need some prayer?"
[04:53:02] <takyon> "THEY'RE messing with our phones, so we're having to fight THEM a little"
[04:52:36] <SirFinkus> the mcdonalds tactics won't work now
[04:52:34] <takyon> "the people who hate liberty are trying to mess with us"
[04:52:22] <SirFinkus> "oh shit, they have steaks"
[04:52:15] <SirFinkus> those "legions of angels" are going to do a bunch of good against the FBI
[04:52:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ten Fingers Not Needed for Fast Typing, Study Shows - http://sylnt.us - hunt-and-peck
[04:51:59] <takyon> "they're trying to mess with us... trying to keep the message from getting through"
[04:51:27] <takyon> "don't read it aloud"
[04:51:04] <SirFinkus> stream fucking up for me
[04:50:17] <takyon> reminds me of the "jaffa" moment back during the zimmerman trial
[04:49:51] <takyon> what program are the using to handle these calls? skype?
[04:49:33] <takyon> "they're talking scary stuff right now"
[04:49:08] <takyon> "SHUT IT DOWN!"
[04:48:52] <Tramtrist> i laughed
[04:48:48] <Tramtrist> guys username is CheesusCrust...
[04:48:35] <takyon> because I just got to Pedro
[04:48:30] <takyon> ok I must have been a couple minutes behind you
[04:48:22] <SirFinkus> dude, they negotiatos are bitching
[04:48:16] <takyon> oh wtf
[04:48:01] <takyon> i'd be surprised if it was real though
[04:47:50] <takyon> yeah i see numbers in the chat
[04:47:38] <takyon> in the chat: "michelle is about as calming as a splinter"
[04:46:57] <SirFinkus> trolls are calling in
[04:46:54] <SirFinkus> lmao, the numbers got leaked
[04:46:48] <takyon> this is a touching moment
[04:46:12] <SirFinkus> he sounds F A B U L O U S
[04:46:10] <takyon> mcdonald's sponsored this!
[04:46:02] <takyon> lol
[04:45:42] <SirFinkus> who the fuck is pedro?
[04:41:33] * Deucalion has no idea where this is going, pulls ejector handle.
[04:39:29] <takyon> it came out of the cold... the noble propane-burning occupiers
[04:38:56] <takyon> it was out in the open
[04:38:47] <Deucalion> was it in the closet?
[04:38:46] <takyon> "We have to stand up" "Hey you're not the one occupying the outskirts of a federal building!"
[04:38:03] <takyon> Common Core comes out
[04:37:45] <takyon> 3 year olds reciting the Constitution? wooooowhee, praise be to god
[04:35:36] <takyon> "thank you Obama" - she's referencing my gun sales story!!!
[04:34:54] <takyon> I feel like Gavin Seim is going to profit immensely from this
[04:34:34] * exec dexterously hurls a wine flute of vibrating rooster sammich at #soylent
[04:34:32] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[04:34:26] <cmn32480> I'm done
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[04:34:07] <SirFinkus> I love the "muh bible" stuff to try to appeal to them
[04:32:09] <takyon> save a propane, burn poo
[04:31:52] <takyon> huge sacrifices
[04:31:40] <SirFinkus> holy shit this is great
[04:27:46] <takyon> endangered their lives just to get them a live performance from Victoria Sharp
[04:27:33] <takyon> sounds like they had a technical error
[04:26:49] <takyon> just came back for me
[04:26:44] * SirFinkus shrugs
[04:26:41] <SirFinkus> I've got ound
[04:26:28] <takyon> stream chat going apeshit now that there's no sound
[04:26:24] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 199
[04:26:24] <cmn32480> paulej72++
[04:26:04] <SirFinkus> naw, they're there
[04:25:01] <takyon> did they just get killed
[04:24:57] <takyon> I can't hear anything
[04:24:43] <takyon> i could've made popcorn, but I chose to make a sandwich instead
[04:20:49] <SirFinkus> .op
[04:19:17] <SirFinkus> .op
[04:18:59] <takyon> Victoria gone
[04:17:48] <takyon> Victoria Sharp?
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[04:16:11] <SirFinkus> ok
[04:16:09] <SirFinkus> "they can't shoot you"
[04:16:05] <SirFinkus> lol
[04:15:34] <takyon> they should have the dude talking the whole time and not the assemblywoman
[04:14:25] <takyon> you gonna cry tonight boy
[04:14:03] <takyon> "keep praying" because yo ass is gassed
[04:13:26] <takyon> doing a little last minute rebranding: "peace and calm"
[04:13:21] <SirFinkus> peace and calm while we set up our mraps
[04:11:45] <takyon> and human bodies
[04:11:33] <takyon> "are there any combustibles nearby?" yeah, fucking propane
[04:11:05] <takyon> like "hey we know you wanna light that propane heater, but we'd rather arrest you and take us to our warm cars how about that"
[04:10:35] <SirFinkus> if they shoot me, it's on their fucking ass
[04:10:34] <takyon> oh man are we hearing the FBI negotiation techniques secondhand?
[04:10:26] <SirFinkus> lol
[04:08:51] <takyon> infrared gear in play
[04:08:18] <takyon> PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES
[04:08:13] <SirFinkus> "delayed communication because of government incompetence"
[04:07:20] <takyon> "You know what Occam's razor is???"
[04:06:39] <SirFinkus> .voice
[04:05:59] <takyon> "let's just make sure the FBI are being honest"
[04:05:51] <takyon> someone shouted somebody's name, it was scary
[04:05:26] <takyon> do they close their eyes while praying? that might be a good time to take the shot
[04:05:07] <takyon> jeeeeesuss christ
[04:05:02] <takyon> oh yeah, that's the other delaying tactic
[04:04:43] <SirFinkus> lol ok
[04:04:41] <SirFinkus> "how about read a bit out of the psalms"
[04:04:24] <SirFinkus> we need a prayer
[04:03:06] <takyon> "texting and calling and they do not have what we have"
[04:02:12] <takyon> I was having trouble with it earlier. guess I'll refresh and then quote a line
[04:01:54] <SirFinkus> quite a bit actually
[04:01:45] <takyon> how much. 30 seconds?
[04:01:23] <SirFinkus> I'm further ahead than you
[04:01:20] <takyon> she must be working for the FBI to distract them
[04:01:01] <takyon> call Mel Gibson
[04:00:50] <takyon> cite Braveheart and God bruh
[04:00:40] <takyon> wow Braveheart.
[04:00:37] <SirFinkus> their sniper has a clear shot
[04:00:25] <takyon> blah blah blah
[04:00:19] <takyon> "I want you to promise me that you're going to stay on the line"
[04:00:01] <takyon> I WAS TOO LAZY. I COMMITTED TO THE TEXT
[03:59:53] <SirFinkus> scroll back literally 4 lines
[03:59:52] <takyon> I'd want to shoot myself if I had to talk to this woman for 5 minutes
[03:59:45] <SirFinkus> holy shit takyon
[03:59:40] <takyon> thuis negotiator is fucking bad
[03:59:31] <takyon> anyone listening to this
[03:59:27] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:57:24] <SirFinkus> live negotiations with the bundy guys
[03:55:59] <SirFinkus> aw shit
[03:55:56] <snowfire> ^ 03LIVE call from Refuge -- FBI Seige Happening. - YouTube
[03:55:56] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:45:53] * cmn32480 isn't that smrt
[03:45:40] * SirFinkus just followed the instructions on the f@h site though
[03:45:13] <SirFinkus> done
[03:44:33] <cmn32480> you may wanna bookmark that link
[03:44:19] <snowfire> ^ 03NCIX FORUMS - Advanced: Ubuntu - CLI Install of V7 Folding at H... Page 1 ( http://forums.ncix.com )
[03:44:17] <cmn32480> sirfinkus - this was a nice way to get the commadn line version working right - http://forums.ncix.com
[03:41:22] <SirFinkus> haha, not bad
[03:35:53] <Runaway1956> I'm sure - I don't like looking at fat old men naked either.
[03:35:29] <cmn32480> I'm sure they appreciate you not showing up naked
[03:35:11] <Runaway1956> And, with that, I have to get dressed for work . . . .
[03:34:19] <snowfire> ^ 03SN journal +5 Insightful for calling a woman you disagree with a bitch 04(10 comments)
[03:34:18] <Runaway1956> response to DeathMonkey, if anyone is interested - https://soylentnews.org
[03:33:14] <SirFinkus> .voice
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[03:29:09] <sedctl> <Bytram> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows 10 Does Not Stop Phoning Home - http://sylnt.us - big-bother-inaction
[03:29:09] <Bytram> Bender: s/brother-in-/bother-in/
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[03:21:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows 10 Does Not Stop Phoning Home - http://sylnt.us - big-brother-in-action
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[03:03:54] <cmn32480> ~quit
[03:03:35] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with with a wet noodle
[03:03:35] <Bytram> #smake TheMightyBuzzard with a wet noodle
[03:03:23] <Bytram> SirFinkus: orly? Huh! We did!
[03:02:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ramen ftw
[03:02:25] <SirFinkus> ravioli
[03:02:22] <SirFinkus> oh shit, we forgot the obvious
[03:02:02] <snowfire> ^ 03Wiki: List of pasta
[03:02:01] <Bytram> chromas: SirFinkus: following our little reparte, thought you might find this interesting (I know I did) https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:01:54] <SirFinkus> I thought I already sent you pictures of that TheMightyBuzzard
[03:01:19] <Deucalion> :P
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[02:59:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, i see SirFinkus's staff
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[02:58:28] * SirFinkus likes being verbose
[02:58:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically said what you did but in two sentences.
[02:57:32] <SirFinkus> figured you'd want in on it
[02:57:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, taken care of
[02:56:14] <SirFinkus> I know freenode gets antsy about that stuff
[02:55:52] <SirFinkus> fair nuff
[02:55:39] <Deucalion> I always ask
[02:55:34] <SirFinkus> I'm not shy
[02:55:31] <SirFinkus> don't need to ask
[02:55:26] <SirFinkus> sure
[02:55:22] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, pm?
[02:55:13] <Tramtrist> soylent doesnt have enough GNAA posts
[02:54:54] <Tramtrist> score:0
[02:53:53] <snowfire> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[02:53:52] <SirFinkus> https://soylentnews.org
[02:53:46] <SirFinkus> So in the end they only hear from others with the same views as theirs, thus creating their own echo chamber. The very thing they claim to not want."
[02:53:46] <SirFinkus> "Agreed. I find it odd that those who are the most vociferous when claiming freedom of speech so as to hear all views dont seem to realise that many stop engaging completely due to such toxic comments.
[02:53:35] <SirFinkus> as the "usual suspects"
[02:53:18] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard we were summoned
[02:37:09] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: no hurry I was just trying to get familar with the issues log again and I got some of low hanging fruit related to the changes I did with mod and comm redirects
[02:35:41] <cmn32480> some woudl question if chromas is ever really all there
[02:35:03] * chromas isn't home at the moment
[02:34:53] <chromas> cmn32480: don't recall. Whatever the default is
[02:31:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, roger. will give em a once over and merge in the morning.
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[02:23:35] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[02:23:05] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[02:23:04] <Bytram> #submit http://arstechnica.com
[02:19:34] <Bytram> port of call
[02:16:57] <cmn32480> chromas - what port are you talking on for the control?
[02:12:51] <cmn32480> It can be the IMEI or the MEID
[02:12:42] <cmn32480> bytram - depends on the carrier
[02:12:04] <snowfire> ^ 03Wiki: International Mobile Station Equipment Identity
[02:12:04] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:11:30] <SirFinkus> oh, nevermind
[02:11:06] <SirFinkus> I think that's for the sim
[02:10:44] <Bytram> what is the hardware ID number for a mobile phone called? IMEI?
[02:07:35] * MrPlow smakes bytram upside the head with just the tip
[02:07:35] <cmn32480> #smake bytram
[02:04:36] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: pull request up for some bug fixes
[01:57:07] <snowfire> ^ 03It's Spagett! | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim - YouTube
[01:57:07] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:56:31] <Bytram> =)
[01:56:27] <Bytram> gnawed gnawed
[01:56:24] <Bytram> hmm
[01:56:21] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:56:10] <SirFinkus> sauce
[01:55:52] <Bytram> 'sauce' or 'gravy' ??
[01:55:34] <SirFinkus> YOUR MOM LOVES IT
[01:55:28] * Bytram was a second too late
[01:55:17] <Bytram> SirFinkus: s/h//
[01:55:15] <SirFinkus> my peeni
[01:55:02] <SirFinkus> fettuchini
[01:55:00] <Bytram> eenie meenie?
[01:54:51] <Bytram> ziti
[01:54:43] <SirFinkus> canoli
[01:54:35] <SirFinkus> macaroni
[01:54:33] <Bytram> lasagna
[01:54:33] <SirFinkus> rotini
[01:54:26] <Bytram> gnocci
[01:54:21] <SirFinkus> tortellini
[01:54:16] <SirFinkus> linguine
[01:54:10] <Bytram> Chef Boyardee?
[01:54:06] <SirFinkus> spagetti
[01:45:49] <chromas> Rigatoni
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[01:34:24] <cmn32480> nah.. he pitched for the Yankees 20 years ago
[01:27:12] <Bytram> Rigetti? Is that like a cross between rigatoni and spaghetti?
[01:19:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Alumni Creates Quantum Processors at Rigetti Computing - http://sylnt.us - fun-with-quantums
[01:18:56] <cmn32480> I'm being good and trying it from the command line
[01:18:21] <cmn32480> k
[01:18:19] <cmn32480> ahh
[01:17:43] <chromas> it's not really trying to start something, other than a holy war :D
[01:17:22] <Bender> karma - humor: 0
[01:17:22] <chromas> humor--
[01:17:20] <chromas> make jokes?
[01:17:05] <cmn32480> that probably isn't good that he can do that....
[01:16:58] <chromas> then using FAHcontrol to monitor all the boxes (two lins and a win)
[01:16:34] <exec> ...04failed! - use epoch instead: http://universe2.us
[01:16:31] <exec> 02trying to start foldingathome...
[01:16:30] <chromas> systemctl start foldingathome
[01:16:15] <chromas> actually, as a soyvice
[01:16:10] <chromas> command line
[01:15:34] <cmn32480> chromas - you running f@h through a gui or command line?
[01:15:09] <Bytram> break time; biab
[01:13:21] <cmn32480> server
[01:13:13] <cmn32480> avast just pesters the shit out of you for their Internet securuty product
[01:11:04] * Bytram is not liking that kind of crap
[01:10:55] <Bytram> I'd been using AVG, but now it wants to scan my system and upload lots of stuff... much like win 10's efforts.
[01:10:17] <cmn32480> I've been using avast or AVG for years
[01:10:04] <chromas> or linux
[01:09:46] <chromas> MSE :D
[01:09:26] <Bytram> what free anti-virus product do you use/recommend
[01:09:06] <Bytram> lol
[01:08:31] <cmn32480> AVG has always scanned for viruses slow
[01:08:08] <Bytram> my avg time, otoh, is nowhree near that good
[01:07:47] <chromas> mathdoku and such
[01:07:38] <sedctl> <chromas> You'll have to jack up the time with cariants
[01:07:38] <chromas> s/t/v/
[01:07:31] <chromas> You'll hate to jack up the time with cariants
[01:07:12] * Bytram had a best time of 2m55s
[01:06:39] * Bytram just finished a Sudoku puzzle, medium difficulty, in 4m50s
[01:01:43] <cmn32480> the one I have at the office was about $50, is USB3, and supports 2048x??? resolution
[01:01:11] <chromas> It does appear at least some do support USB2. They're mostly $35+
[01:00:28] <Bytram> unless you count sudoku as gaming ;)
[01:00:24] <cmn32480> minesweeper still counts
[01:00:09] * Bytram doesn't do any gaming, so not a problem
[01:00:05] <cmn32480> zactly
[00:59:52] <chromas> probably no good for gaming anyhow, but plenty of room for spreadsheets
[00:59:36] <chromas> I assume they'd just run slower
[00:59:33] <Bytram> ^^^
[00:59:26] <cmn32480> he only has USB2
[00:59:16] <chromas> You can get USB3 display adapters
[00:59:15] <cmn32480> and adding in a displaylink will allow you to run as many as you ahve USB ports for
[00:59:10] <Bytram> ooooooohhh?
[00:58:56] <cmn32480> from the dock you can do 2 VGA, or 2 DVI, or 2 Display Port
[00:58:52] <Bytram> ;)
[00:58:49] <Bytram> that sounds... complex!
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[00:58:34] <chromas> Virtual desktops can help. Just imagine they're real
[00:58:29] <cmn32480> built in screen and either a VGA or Display Port
[00:58:23] <Bytram> 2? the internal display and an external?
[00:58:08] <cmn32480> 2 by default
[00:57:57] <Bytram> and, as far as I know, the lappy only supports a single display... right?
[00:57:54] <cmn32480> and your lappy won't drive 4 displays
[00:57:17] <Bytram> yeah, but I only havethe single display atm
[00:57:12] <chromas> but still have 4 displays
[00:57:06] <chromas> Now you can put those all into VMs, and use the others for rendering or something
[00:56:39] <Bytram> actually had a 4th computer and display for e-mail, messaging, etc.
[00:56:11] * Bytram misses having 3 computers and 3 displays; left-hand for test data creation and staging; middle for executing tests; right-hand for analyzing output / validating test results
[00:55:19] <cmn32480> squid was there, worked perfectly, and Calamaris gave me daily reports
[00:54:34] <cmn32480> I also miss running IPCop as a firewall
[00:53:33] * cmn32480 can't remember what he ate for breakfast either
[00:53:17] <cmn32480> don't know why I killed it...
[00:52:28] <cmn32480> I had squid working as a transparent proxy on a windows box at one point...
[00:51:08] <cmn32480> nah.. this ubuntu is strictly for folding oraqgami
[00:50:45] <chromas> not gonna install it into your ubuntu?
[00:50:20] <cmn32480> it has an installer and everythign!
[00:50:15] <cmn32480> wow... squid for windows has come a long way...
[00:49:11] * cmn32480 searches for the ubuntu iso....
[00:47:47] <cmn32480> vm created - check
[00:46:06] <Tramtrist> might have been.. im looking for the keys the govt nabbed actually
[00:37:58] <snowfire> ^ 03How cybercrooks made $330K from ransomware without really trying • The Register
[00:37:57] <chromas> was it this one? http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:37:33] <chromas> we've got systemd to thank for cleaning up linux and making it presentable
[00:37:02] <cmn32480> gigantic steaming pile of crapware it is
[00:36:28] <Tramtrist> ah linux
[00:34:49] <chromas> A man can use his mouth like that oughta have an easy time getting an invitation anywhere
[00:34:25] <NotSanguine> cmn32480: that's by invitation only :)
[00:34:05] <cmn32480> couple months ago
[00:33:57] <chromas> that's ancient
[00:33:54] <chromas> hm
[00:33:44] <chromas> cmn32480: there ya go, put the log db on that thing. mine needs moar rams for db search
[00:33:36] <exec> 03[2015-11-11 06:43:1] #Soylent <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Linux Ransomware Program Cracked, for Now - http://sylnt.us - good-news-for-the-afflicted
[00:33:16] <Tramtrist> ah the bot searches
[00:33:06] <chromas> ~last nick=^Bender! message=ransom
[00:33:05] <Tramtrist> ya a couple
[00:32:52] <chromas> hm, didn't we have a story on the ransomware thing?
[00:32:25] <chromas> nice trick, using your mouth
[00:32:17] <cmn32480> next time.. shower with NotSanguine
[00:32:04] <chromas> uh, thank you sir
[00:31:56] * cmn32480 loosens his belt
[00:31:40] * chromas feels his pants get tight
[00:30:42] <cmn32480> I think it has 96GB of RAM, and a pair of quad Xeons
[00:30:37] <Tramtrist> after they busted some of these guys
[00:30:32] <Tramtrist> wasnt there keys out there found by us gov?
[00:30:16] <Tramtrist> ransomware has hit us in japan
[00:30:15] <chromas> Use it to rip and transcode blu-rays
[00:30:08] <cmn32480> spin up a quickie Ubuntu and let the expletives fly
[00:29:50] <cmn32480> nah... I got an R710 spinning cycles doing nothign
[00:29:28] <chromas> ah
[00:29:23] <chromas> is it inside another VM?
[00:29:21] <cmn32480> not my laptop.. and certainly not the box exec lives on
[00:29:08] <cmn32480> but I need ot put the VM on REAL hardware
[00:28:55] <cmn32480> das what I mean
[00:28:42] <chromas> VMs are better. You can just keep giving them moar RAMS and cores
[00:28:26] <cmn32480> full boar
[00:28:18] * cmn32480 needs to get linux running on real hardware
[00:28:00] <chromas> Need maor competitors!
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[00:27:50] * chromas checks the fah page; is still at the top :(
[00:26:51] <cmn32480> hey... I resemble taht remark
[00:26:38] <cmn32480> his supervisors expect "sales" or "productivity".... poor bastard
[00:26:36] <chromas> he runs windows?
[00:26:06] <cmn32480> he doesn't work like the rest of us
[00:25:43] <chromas> He is; that's why he's on irc :D
[00:25:15] <cmn32480> arne't you s'posed to be at work?
[00:24:57] <chromas> Dead washing machines. Up in the clouds with St Peterbilt
[00:24:37] * chromas wonders how efficient it would be to make a data center's computers all water-cooled
[00:24:33] <Bytram> is that like a washing machine's rinse cycle?
[00:23:54] <chromas> it's raining compute cycles
[00:23:25] <Bytram> "Mommy? Why can't I go outside?" "Sorry, Billy... it's raining.'
[00:23:05] <chromas> computre > computer because metric
[00:22:46] <chromas> cloud > computer
[00:22:42] <chromas> we don't need no stinkin' computres! we have the cloud
[00:22:31] <Bytram> so, we should hide xul in the cloud!
[00:22:12] <snowfire> ^ 03The cloud can't kill demand for computers as big as a fridge
[00:22:11] <Bytram> timely: http://phys.org
[00:20:05] <chromas> and xul lives in a refrigerator
[00:19:57] <chromas> correct
[00:19:27] <Bytram> json? Isn't he the guy that went around wearing a hockey mask?
[00:19:03] * chromas should make a json extractor some time
[00:18:56] <Bytram> nod nod
[00:18:50] <chromas> no title element
[00:18:49] <snowfire> ^ 03Wiki: ApiDocs ( http://wiki.soylentnews.org )
[00:18:48] <qkontinuum> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[00:18:39] <Bytram> not so useful, here. :(
[00:17:52] <snowfire> ^ 03( https://soylentnews.org )
[00:17:51] <Bytram> testing: https://soylentnews.org
[00:16:10] <qkontinuum> Thanks
[00:15:38] <chromas> there may be a shortcut; not sure
[00:15:10] <exec> 02{"nick":"Gary Olson"}
[00:15:10] <exec> soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=user&op=get_nick&uid=6111
[00:15:08] <chromas> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=6111
[00:14:44] <exec> 03[2016-01-23 00:52:1] #Soylent <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=davidtseng
[00:14:20] <chromas> ~last nick=crutchy message=~api.*uid
[00:13:09] <qkontinuum> Any way to lookup the username to a given uid?
[00:12:36] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6112, owned by m2f2
[00:12:36] <qkontinuum> !uid 6111
[00:10:53] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6112, owned by m2f2
[00:10:53] <Bytram> !uid
[00:08:59] <chromas> Do people update their BIOS?