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[00:03:05] * chromas does baby's first PR in git
[00:03:37] * chromas cinches his Pullups
[00:11:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Many Kids Are Leaving Social Networks - http://sylnt.us - kids-r-smart
[00:29:56] <Thouren> Looks like GitHub has gone full SJW. A shame so many repo's, package managers, etc are broken without it
[00:30:28] <chromas> What'd they do today?
[00:31:22] <Thouren> The "it's tough even interviewing white people"
[00:31:27] -!- BadCoderFinger [BadCoderFinger!~BadCoderF@216.160.gyz.km] has joined #Soylent
[00:31:39] <paulej72> Hello all
[00:31:46] <paulej72> What I miss
[00:33:41] <chromas> Soylent just bought up bizx
[00:37:37] <paulej72> well then, I should expect a paycheck any minute now.
[00:38:06] <paulej72> did we sell some mod points at 20M each
[00:38:31] <chromas> 19,999,999.95
[00:39:07] <paulej72> well that is so you still get some change back from the 20,000,000 dollar bill
[00:47:26] <dyingtolive> i first parsed that as an ip.
[00:47:34] <dyingtolive> i need more coffee and less beer.
[00:50:10] <mrcoolbp> chromas: did you do a pull?
[00:51:42] <chromas> Yeha; a theme tweak
[00:51:52] <chromas> s/(h)(a)/\2\1/
[00:51:52] <sedctl> <chromas> Yeah; a theme tweak
[00:52:29] <chromas> Did I do it wrong?
[00:52:43] <mrcoolbp> no idea, paulej72 would know though = P
[00:54:18] <paulej72> what we taling about
[00:55:53] <paulej72> merged
[00:56:32] <mrcoolbp> well that was quick
[00:57:13] <paulej72> not sure when it will get deplyed though
[00:58:51] <mrcoolbp> chromas you've been assimilated
[01:02:27] <Gravis> it's like i keep saying: YOU GOTTA KNOW THE ISSUES! https://soylentnews.org
[01:02:28] <snowfire> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[01:04:36] <chromas> Is it vampire season? Good; zombie season's been long and tiring
[01:05:01] <paulej72> nooo no Twilight please
[01:05:23] <dyingtolive> YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A STAKE WOULD YOU?
[01:05:35] <Gravis> paulej72: exactly, which is i need to protect myself from vampires!
[01:05:46] <chromas> getting long in the tooth
[01:05:50] <chromas> missed_opportunities--
[01:05:50] <Bender> karma - missed_opportunities: -1
[01:07:13] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:07:45] <Gravis> dyingtolive: no that's ridiculous, stakes have the worst tolerance of all tools. just break something wooden and you will probably make a stake.
[01:07:51] * chromas emails dyingtolive the.perfect.steak.[FULL-Pro_Unlocked.FINAL-ORiON].avi.ace.rar
[01:10:06] <dyingtolive> seems legit. i'll open it. hey wait this is *$#(@&EF)*HW(*H#)*UL!I98231u493FGHIOEDH(# *** NO CARRIER ***
[01:14:00] <Bytram> http://www.cnet.com
[01:14:01] <snowfire> ^ 03This is what happens when you swing an iPhone around your head (while skiing) - CNET
[01:21:34] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard++ for working on "return to last comment after moderating"
[01:21:34] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 215
[01:23:34] <dyingtolive> seriously who would use social media nowadays given that your entire livelihood could be destroyed by some rent-seeking sociopath SJW?
[01:26:04] <dyingtolive> six guiness in three hours. haven't eaten all day other than the samples i ganked from costco earlier. i SHOULD go cook something. instead i'm getting another beer. this will only end well.
[01:30:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> how could it do otherwise?
[01:31:16] <Gravis> my insight angers people! https://soylentnews.org
[01:31:17] <snowfire> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2, Insightful)
[01:32:16] <dyingtolive> TheMightBuzzard: i guess through me drinking the entire 24 pack of guiness and inadvertantly causing myself to become immortal, thereby being forced to witness all of man's folly firsthand.
[01:32:51] <dyingtolive> i swear that had a y in it a second ago.
[01:33:49] <dyingtolive> Gravis: if there's one thing that makes SN uncomfortable, it's insight.
[01:34:06] <dyingtolive> read into that however you see fit. literally any way, it's still hilarious.
[01:34:31] <Gravis> dyingtolive: drinking beer doesn't cause people to become immotal, it causes them to become immoral. :P
[01:34:56] <Gravis> immortal*
[01:35:13] <dyingtolive> i misspelled imoral. :(
[01:35:39] <Gravis> we all did.
[01:36:05] <dyingtolive> truly, this is not our finest hour.
[01:36:29] <Gravis> oh... this is the perfect time to codify "infamicide" as an english word!
[01:36:56] <Gravis> dyingtolive: you have dishonored SN with your lack of proper spelling.
[01:37:28] * Gravis stabs dyingtolive through the heart with a shiny sword
[01:37:38] <dyingtolive> okay... i can deal with this, tell me how might i... OH HOW I DIE!
[01:38:38] <Gravis> dyingtolive: pff! spoilers.
[01:40:23] <dyingtolive> okay, so i'm not dead yet. we'll drag that out through the next 4 seasons. i'll go flail about helplessly in Guns of Icarus for the next hour or so. when i come back, i'll find a way to make things better (worse) mark my words!
[01:41:24] * chromas awards Gravis an award for most links to self posts on the forum, emblazoned with a large "46"
[01:41:59] <chromas> (award awarded)
[01:42:30] <Gravis> chromas: i dont get it
[01:42:50] <chromas> That's a shock
[01:43:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - London Metropolitan Police Consider Drone-Attacking Eagles - http://sylnt.us - avian-attack-wing
[01:44:24] <Gravis> chromas: i know the rules of internet. rule 46 is unrelated.
[01:44:38] <chromas> Oh you're right, I shoulda waited 'til 50
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[01:45:19] <Bytram> ~g Rule 62
[01:45:21] <exec> [google] www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+62
[01:45:21] <exec> [google] www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+62
[01:45:47] <Bytram> ~define Rule 62
[01:45:48] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Rule 62: A colloquialism of Alcoholics Anonymous. Rule 62 is "don't take yourself too damn seriously."
[01:49:03] <Gravis> chromas: so wtf is 46 referencing?
[01:53:57] <chromas> Number of links to your own posts :D
[01:55:44] <Gravis> oh :)
[02:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[02:00:32] <snowfire> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[02:01:16] <Gravis> chromas: just a thousand or so and i'll have pasted them all. :)
[02:03:29] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: for April 1, how about all JS users get random comments replaced with [deleted] (but clicking the + loads them)
[02:04:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i was thinking some search n replace built in to each and every comment.
[02:04:38] <chromas> Like s/o/💩/g ?
[02:05:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking s/e/💩/g
[02:05:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> or a leetspeak regex
[02:06:23] <chromas> The subscription pentagram could spin too
[02:06:48] <chromas> animate all the icons!
[02:07:10] <Bytram> leetspeak++
[02:07:10] <Bender> karma - leetspeak: 1
[02:07:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm....
[02:07:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, get to work on a geocities theme.
[02:07:24] <Bytram> that's a really simple one.
[02:08:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, you get to make the "under construction" icon for it.
[02:09:18] <mrcoolbp> oh gawd
[02:09:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i'm so digging that idea
[02:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> will need to make at least the logo blink on and off. maybe the topic icons as well.
[02:13:25] <chromas> use the css to sprinkle a few twinkle GIFs across the whole page
[02:14:15] <Bytram> some_selector:after {text: "???"}
[02:14:24] * Bytram is not sure how to append a gif
[02:15:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.wonder-tonic.com
[02:15:58] <chromas> You can use z-index to put things on top. Not sure if you can make them ignore clicks
[02:15:59] <snowfire> ^ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[02:16:11] <chromas> Maybe we need a super glassy theme
[02:17:07] <chromas> That's totally inaccurate. it's not even centered
[02:18:15] <paulej72> #111 text on #000 background
[02:18:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking yellow on white but that works too
[02:19:13] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: April 1st is coming up = )
[02:19:26] * TheMightyBuzzard nods with an evil grin
[02:19:44] <Bytram> cyan on black?
[02:20:24] * Bytram seems to recall that was a default color scheme for a 3278 color terminal when he worked at IBM
[02:20:28] <paulej72> White on blue
[02:20:42] <paulej72> with a bluescreen backgound
[02:20:49] <chromas> Need a Beta mode checkbox that adds 5em padding-left to all elements
[02:21:12] <paulej72> 50% right margin
[02:21:15] <Bytram> or just 1em on all 4 sides
[02:21:23] <chromas> WordPerfect++ was white-on-blue
[02:21:23] <Bender> karma - wordperfect: 3
[02:21:32] <Bytram> * {padding: 1em 1em 1em 1em}
[02:21:46] <Bytram> chromas: so was Word 5.0
[02:21:57] <chromas> Never saw it
[02:22:08] <chromas> word-- :D
[02:22:08] <Bender> karma - word: -1
[02:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, yall save up the bestest ideas and email em to me.
[02:22:25] <chromas> Use all the ideas at the same time
[02:22:39] <chromas> cacophony++
[02:22:39] <Bender> karma - cacophony: 1
[02:26:37] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - you gott try this place
[02:26:41] <cmn32480> https://store.davesgourmet.com
[02:26:42] <snowfire> ^ 03Hurtin' Jalapeno Sauce
[02:26:49] <Bytram> dynamic font sizing... each time a user loads a page, they get their font scaled, based on the last digit of the time in seconds. if it is 12:34:56, then that is the digit 6, so scale would be: 100% - (2 * s) == 88%
[02:27:17] <Bytram> spose you could just use the last digit position of the unix epocj, too.
[02:27:21] <Bytram> s/j/h/
[02:27:21] <sedctl> <Bytram> spose you could hust use the last digit position of the unix epocj, too.
[02:27:28] <Tramtrist> !uid
[02:27:29] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6107, owned by static
[02:27:37] <Bytram> s/hust/just/
[02:27:47] <Bytram> s/cj/ch/
[02:27:47] <sedctl> <Bytram> spose you could just use the last digit position of the unix epoch, too.
[02:27:51] <cmn32480> static? seems pretty clear to me
[02:28:01] <Bytram> FM, No static at all!
[02:28:17] <paulej72> css files are static
[02:28:24] <paulej72> on our site
[02:28:50] <cmn32480> I only visit sites that server raw html!
[02:29:00] <cmn32480> and.. you know loads of javascript
[02:32:32] <chromas> javascript sucks. The better thing would be to implement my favorite language in a VM written in javascript
[02:33:21] <Tramtrist> really wish javascript had never been invented
[02:33:33] <cmn32480> the question is WHAT does javascript suck?
[02:33:35] <cmn32480> time?
[02:33:37] <cmn32480> money?
[02:33:42] <cmn32480> big hairy donkey nuts?
[02:33:47] <chromas> itself
[02:33:51] <paulej72> EF's cock
[02:34:01] <cmn32480> with or without the extender?
[02:34:11] <paulej72> both
[02:34:28] <chromas> javascript is autofellatious
[02:34:37] <chromas> or autofellating
[02:35:25] <paulej72> superautofelatious
[02:35:36] <chromas> .js
[02:36:30] <cmn32480> super-cala-fraga-lisstic-axebee-autofelatios
[02:36:52] <dyingtolive> hahahahhahaha, want to hear a joke? systemd!
[02:40:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> supercalifellatiousexpialidocious
[02:40:22] <cmn32480> that'd work too
[02:40:38] <cmn32480> buzzard - check the link I posted above.
[02:40:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> you mean rtfa? you must be new here.
[02:40:54] <cmn32480> that particular sauce isn't melt your face, but it has a REALLY good flavor
[02:41:09] <cmn32480> the hot sauce you cocksucking fucktard
[02:41:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i've eaten dave's before
[02:41:38] <cmn32480> rats... thoguht I might have smoethign new for you
[02:41:48] <paulej72> he's got ghost pepper sauce
[02:41:50] <cmn32480> I'll find somethign next time I got to Pepper PAlace
[02:41:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> this in fact: https://store.davesgourmet.com
[02:41:53] <snowfire> ^ 03Ultimate Insanity Sauce
[02:41:57] <cmn32480> fuck no.
[02:42:11] <cmn32480> I like my intestine unburnt
[02:42:29] <cmn32480> Heat Level:
[02:42:36] <cmn32480> Insane++
[02:42:36] <Bender> karma - insane: 1
[02:43:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SystemD Mounts EFI pseudo-fs RW, Facilitates Permanently Bricking Laptops, Closes Bug Invalid - http://sylnt.us - why-oh-why
[02:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's systemd for ya. if it isn't their idea, fuck you.
[02:44:37] <chromas> from the why-would-you-do-that? dept
[02:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully, my motherboard is a bios board as god intended.
[02:46:25] <chromas> bios++
[02:46:25] <Bender> karma - bios: 1
[02:48:39] <paulej72> lots of new boards are EFI with a fake bios mode set as the default.
[02:49:02] <paulej72> Dell Optiplexes are this way
[02:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ick
[02:50:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima do my damndest to not ever go EFI but i think it's a losing battle
[02:50:13] <paulej72> wahts ick about that
[02:50:47] <paulej72> at least it does bios emulation so you can do older OSes that dont have efi support
[02:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's still EFI, even if it fakes it.
[02:51:23] <paulej72> can't get arround that bios sucks hard and needs to die
[02:52:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> bios works and doesn't allow douchebags like pottering to inadvertently brick shat.
[02:52:11] <chromas> Unfortunately, nobody has come up with anything better
[02:52:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially if you got a board with a read-only jumper for the bios.
[02:53:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hardware denial, bitches. get around THAT.
[02:53:42] <chromas> Assuming the jumper doesn't just tell the BIOS to set a bit in memory
[02:54:02] <cmn32480> poettering will ignore it and force system d to continue trying to write to the bios until the board smokes
[02:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya well, everyone can get their dumbass on a times. even system board designers.
[02:54:30] <cmn32480> thereby forcing yout o get a EFI board that he can brick the old fashioned way
[02:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow, perl6
[02:55:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya
[02:55:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #perl6
[02:55:16] <MrPlow> Get off my lawn!
[02:55:24] <cmn32480> ~fight
[02:55:25] <exec> oi! why don't ya choke on some pig vomit, ya vagina!
[02:56:05] <dyingtolive> i don't mind efi so much now that i've sat down and spent too much time trying to understand how it replaces that perfectly good wheel we had just before it. that being said, i'd always go back to bios unless i was building a hackintosh.
[02:56:34] <dyingtolive> seriously though, this systemd thing is ameteur hour. i've fucked up computers less building a fucking hackintosh. ON A LAPTOP, at that.
[02:58:29] <cmn32480> I believe that one of the comments in the just posted story was "Poeterring is fucking clownshoes"
[02:59:05] <cmn32480> and I can't say that I disagree
[02:59:17] <dyingtolive> (whistles innocently)
[02:59:19] <cmn32480> but I might fan the flames in the discussion just for shits and grins
[02:59:38] * cmn32480 goes to look
[03:00:28] <cmn32480> well... I guess you knew that already then... dindncha?
[03:01:30] <dyingtolive> can't blame him for efi. sure can blame him for everything else though.
[03:01:59] <dyingtolive> i'm willing to accept, secure boot aside, there are benefits to efi. this is pretty damn bad though.
[03:02:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> psylocke vs deadpool: https://www.instagram.com
[03:02:30] <snowfire> ^ 03Instagram
[03:02:55] <dyingtolive> for what it's worth, i think you should fan those flames. fan them until they burst into giggles abound.
[03:04:14] <cmn32480> it is either that or I push enough stories to get us to tomorrow morning.
[03:05:53] <chromas> Why use systemd when emacs is a perfectly good operating systemd? does emacs have systemd macros yet?
[03:05:54] <dyingtolive> but someone has to beat Buzzard at SN tonight.
[03:06:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> never happen. i bait the best flames.
[03:06:25] <chromas> he's truly a mastur
[03:17:59] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy - was I supposed to update exec's code?
[03:18:00] <exec> message saved
[03:18:26] <cmn32480> gents - I'm done
[03:18:36] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent!
[03:18:38] * exec unjustifiably postulates a DD cup of Soylent Green towards #soylent!
[03:21:49] <SirFinkus> woohoo
[03:21:51] <SirFinkus> http://fah-web2.stanford.edu
[03:21:53] <snowfire> ^ 03Team 10's contributions to Folding@home ( http://fah-web2.stanford.edu )
[03:21:54] <SirFinkus> TOP SCORE FUCKERS
[03:23:06] * SirFinkus hopes to see more team members soon
[03:23:58] <chromas> ooh, it's like idlerpg with extra fan speed
[03:25:06] <SirFinkus> and it might help cure diseases
[03:27:26] * SirFinkus goes off to write a journal entry
[03:27:49] * chromas tries to get fah to work
[03:28:10] <SirFinkus> it's pretty easy
[03:29:34] <SirFinkus> let me know if you have any specific questions
[03:29:58] <chromas> well I can't find the command to run
[03:30:11] <chromas> on loonix it appears to be a server/client setup
[03:30:13] <SirFinkus> on linux?
[03:30:21] <SirFinkus> it's a service
[03:30:21] <chromas> where the GUI is a client that connects
[03:30:23] <chromas> or something
[03:30:50] <SirFinkus> on ubuntu it's /etc/init.d/FAHClient start
[03:31:21] <SirFinkus> if you want the gui, install FAHControl
[03:31:33] <SirFinkus> which also works remotely
[03:31:42] <chromas> ah I found it. I tried the service before but systemd ejaculates so much shit in services statuses (even for non-existant ones) I just thought it wasn't there
[03:33:02] <SirFinkus> oh, you can also do localhost:7396 in a browser
[03:33:35] * chromas scrools through config.xml
[03:34:13] <SirFinkus> would this be story worthy if I did a good write up on it?
[03:34:51] * chromas votes "sure, why not"
[03:35:05] <SirFinkus> OH SHIT BUG
[03:35:09] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard!
[03:35:48] <SirFinkus> 6za-p5g-X8a-uuq
[03:35:54] <SirFinkus> oops
[03:36:05] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[03:36:23] * chromas writes down this number/string
[03:37:13] * chromas doesn't notice bug but spams SirFinkus' emailz
[03:37:26] <SirFinkus> look above the titlebar
[03:37:28] <SirFinkus> note the name
[03:38:37] <SirFinkus> so that was the old password for the Soylent news team group
[03:38:40] <SirFinkus> not anymore though
[03:41:13] <Bytram> SirFinkus: If I read that correctly, that is from you, and shows that the *last* other user you'd looked at had been MDC's
[03:41:20] * Bytram does not see any password there.
[03:41:47] <SirFinkus> oh, I accidently posted the old SN f@h admin password in irc eralier
[03:41:51] <SirFinkus> earlier even
[03:41:55] <SirFinkus> nbd really
[03:42:01] <chromas> Showing the last user's thing is a weird 'feature'. /me also trumpeted about it once
[03:42:25] <chromas> So I just put the team password in and make up the other info?
[03:42:27] <Bytram> still confuses me quite regularly
[03:42:28] <SirFinkus> yeah, that's just weird
[03:42:29] <Bytram> :/
[03:42:46] <SirFinkus> not anymore chromas, I changed it
[03:43:12] <SirFinkus> this is the start of my coup
[03:43:17] <SirFinkus> soon I'll be root everywhere
[03:43:21] <chromas> Sure, I'd ask you for it. But are the other infos just whatever I want? I assume they need to be coordinated with you at least
[03:43:33] <SirFinkus> ?
[03:43:40] <chromas> user name, team number
[03:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, old bug. you're not on his journal you just have the wrong link displayed.
[03:44:31] <Bytram> brain cramp... who came up with 'kilo', 'milli', and all those? ISO?
[03:45:37] <Bytram> SI? SI! Si!
[03:46:10] <chromas> The prefixes should be metric too
[03:46:27] <SirFinkus> I figured it was a display thing
[03:46:38] <SirFinkus> although posting journals as MDC would be entertaining
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[03:48:46] <chromas> teehee
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[03:50:13] <Bytram> chromas: I've been looking at the funding goal stuff you sent me... at first glance, it looks good!
[03:51:05] <chromas> woohoo++
[03:51:05] <Bender> karma - woohoo: 11
[03:51:07] <Bytram> one suggestion? instead of ".meter", I would suggest ".funding_meter" in the .css and, of course, the HTML which refers to those styles
[03:51:27] <chromas> Sure; make it whatever you want :D
[03:51:45] <Bytram> and instead of ".meter-fill", ".funding_meter_fill", and so on
[03:51:57] <Bytram> didn't you already submit it to PJ?
[03:52:11] <chromas> No, that was a Grayscale theme tweak
[03:52:20] <Bytram> oooooh. okay.
[03:52:45] <Bytram> biab
[03:56:58] <chromas> aw, my gpu sucks. "ETA 8.00 days"
[03:57:20] <chromas> but only 11:53 for cpu
[03:58:57] <SirFinkus> they give you different problems based on whether you're calculating on the cpu or the gpu
[04:00:07] <chromas> ah
[04:00:16] <chromas> I'm running both :D
[04:00:30] <SirFinkus> that might be fucking things up too
[04:00:45] * chromas wants maximum points
[04:00:49] <SirFinkus> try killing the gpu client and see how much the cpu shit increases, if at all
[04:02:48] * chromas impatiently reloads the stats page
[04:02:59] <chromas> probably need to wait until a Problem is finished
[04:03:07] -!- BadCoderFinger has quit [Quit: ENOBEER]
[04:04:32] <SirFinkus> https://soylentnews.org
[04:04:33] <snowfire> ^ 03SN journal Soylent News (Un?)Official Folding@Home Team 04(0 comments)
[04:04:40] <SirFinkus> yeah
[04:04:52] <SirFinkus> and it can take an hour until the stats are updated
[04:05:10] <chromas> Got another (stinky windows) box I'll boot up later
[04:05:20] <SirFinkus> yeah, add yourself to the botnet
[04:05:38] <chromas> Can I link my brain in?
[04:05:44] <chromas> It's usually pretty idle
[04:05:52] <SirFinkus> there's actually another project that does that
[04:06:01] <SirFinkus> uses meat processors
[04:06:09] <chromas> grindr
[04:06:30] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:06:30] <snowfire> ^ 03Wiki: Foldit
[04:06:44] <chromas> I tried that once
[04:06:58] <chromas> Never really figured out what I was supposed to do
[04:07:17] <SirFinkus> there was another one based on sequencing genomes or something
[04:07:21] <SirFinkus> it was more of a puzzle game
[04:07:25] <chromas> I think I just kind of randomly folded shit 'til it said I dunnit
[04:07:50] <SirFinkus> oh god, there's a docking@home project
[04:08:05] <chromas> see? meat processing
[04:08:08] <SirFinkus> based on the screenshot, it's not the docking that I'M thinking of
[04:09:09] <chromas> We should invent vm@home
[04:09:52] <chromas> run VMs distributed across the world's desktop PCs
[04:11:02] <SirFinkus> my EEE is contributing a MASSIVE 88 points per day
[04:11:19] <SirFinkus> meanwhile, my laptop is 10658 points per day
[04:13:22] <Bytram> did I see this was for the 'SoylentNews Team' ??
[04:14:44] <SirFinkus> easier to apologize than ask permission
[04:14:55] <SirFinkus> although if it's really a problem, I'd be happy to give up control of the team
[04:15:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Are Robots Taking Over the Farm? In Japan, They Are - http://sylnt.us - old-cyborg-mcdonald-had-a-farm-eieio
[04:15:32] <Bytram> not complaining, just trying to catch up with y'all
[04:15:42] <Bytram> how are we doing?
[04:15:51] <SirFinkus> well, just started a few hours ago
[04:15:51] <Bytram> s/we/'we'/
[04:15:51] <sedctl> <Bytram> how are 'we' doing?
[04:15:55] <Bytram> =)
[04:15:58] <Bytram> oh.
[04:16:04] <SirFinkus> so 207 points
[04:16:28] <Bytram> and, ummm, WHAT are we doing?
[04:16:33] <Bytram> =)
[04:16:37] <SirFinkus> folding proteins
[04:16:57] <SirFinkus> it's a massive distributed computing project
[04:17:00] * Bytram looks around for an iron
[04:17:31] <SirFinkus> https://soylentnews.org links that will sum it up for you Bytram
[04:17:31] <snowfire> ^✓* 03SN journal Soylent News (Un?)Official Folding@Home Team 04(0 comments)
[04:18:49] <SirFinkus> join the botnet, you know you want to
[04:19:10] * chromas is only at 7.11%
[04:19:51] <SirFinkus> 46.05%
[04:19:54] <SirFinkus> BOOYAH
[04:20:36] * Bytram has no idea if the powers-that-be might be interested, but suspects there just *might* be some idle cycles on our servers that could be put to the task. =)
[04:21:02] <SirFinkus> might not be a good idea, it is pretty intensive
[04:21:11] <chromas> Will that jack up the hosting bill?
[04:21:14] <SirFinkus> idk how you're billed for it
[04:21:22] <SirFinkus> light on bandwidth though
[04:22:03] <SirFinkus> and it'll interfere with the bitcoin mining operation xlefay set up before he left
[04:22:09] <Bytram> AFAIK, we get billed per month based on machine configuration and bandwidth.
[04:22:23] <Bytram> amount of RAM, primarily.
[04:22:42] <SirFinkus> not really ram heavy either
[04:22:50] <chromas> Slip a javascript client into the SN page
[04:23:04] <SirFinkus> using about 120MB right now
[04:23:45] <chromas> I've got 557 + 281 here
[04:23:53] <SirFinkus> wow
[04:23:58] <Bytram> aaaaaaaaaaargh!
[04:23:59] * chromas notices cpu usage is 82%, which isn't a lot
[04:24:35] <SirFinkus> it runs a low priority
[04:24:48] * chromas adjusts system monitor to not divide cpu by core count
[04:24:51] <chromas> 666%
[04:24:57] * Bytram discovers a neighbor thinks that this is a good time to put a load of clothing in the dryer... in the laundry room which shares a wall with his apartment
[04:25:22] <chromas> install folding@home on his computer
[04:25:55] <chromas> The extra dollar on his electric bill will make him think twice
[04:26:03] <Bytram> this is not the first time it has happened.
[04:27:37] <SirFinkus> so who would be in charge of signing off on making this official?
[04:27:44] <Bytram> chromas: I don't see a USB port on the dryer
[04:27:49] <SirFinkus> it'd be nice to have endorsement
[04:27:58] <Bytram> we DO have a board of directors
[04:28:07] <Bytram> brb
[04:28:12] <chromas> oh shit, how many moons has it been since the last meeting?
[04:28:22] <chromas> oh, he's going for a meating right now
[04:29:20] <SirFinkus> we do?
[04:29:38] <SirFinkus> NCommander seems to be the thing in charge, but I haven't seen him in weeks
[04:30:20] <SirFinkus> http://wiki.soylentnews.org seems woefully out of date
[04:30:21] <snowfire> ^ 03Wiki: WhosWho
[04:30:24] <chromas> there's also jiggly juggs, martyB and drcoolbp at least
[04:31:12] <SirFinkus> lol, I haven't seen 75% of these people in ages
[04:31:27] <chromas> ~last channel= nick=_matt
[04:31:30] <exec> 03[2015-11-14 10:19:1] #owncloud <Aussie_matt> if i stop apache, does owncloud stop? as in, can I backup the system then? as the commands to put owncloud into maintenance mode don't work with the fedora repos
[04:31:36] <chromas> oh derp
[04:33:18] <chromas> lol, there's even certs
[04:33:26] <SirFinkus> yup
[04:33:28] <chromas> "This certifies that SirFinkus has folded 1 workunits"
[04:33:42] <SirFinkus> 1 more than chromas
[04:33:44] * chromas is still at 0 :(
[04:33:52] * Bytram just happened to send an e-mail to matt_ just a couple days ago thanking him for his support in the early going of the site. Got a nice reply.
[04:33:59] <SirFinkus> aww, neat
[04:34:04] <SirFinkus> nice to know he's not dead
[04:34:18] * Bytram notes the other two officers are mrcoolbp and NC who has been known to pop in on occasion
[04:34:29] <Bytram> AFAIK, that's them.
[04:34:33] * mrcoolbp doesn't do that
[04:34:41] <SirFinkus> so for the record, Bytram, are you on board with this?
[04:34:52] <mrcoolbp> no I'm on the board = p
[04:35:05] <Bytram> technically, I am not a board member.
[04:35:22] <SirFinkus> oh, so mrcoolbp is the guy I need to talk to
[04:35:43] <Bytram> there's a page on the wiki to submit items for discussion at the next board meeting.
[04:36:00] <mrcoolbp> chromas: lol drcoolbp
[04:36:09] <SirFinkus> link? Bytram?
[04:36:25] <mrcoolbp> technically juggs/Deucalion is the CEO right now
[04:36:34] <Bytram> oh yeah, right!
[04:36:35] <chromas> estimated points per day keeps going up
[04:36:38] <SirFinkus> here's the thing mrcoolbp https://soylentnews.org Deucalion
[04:36:38] <snowfire> ^✓* 03SN journal Soylent News (Un?)Official Folding@Home Team 04(0 comments)
[04:36:48] <SirFinkus> I'd like to make this official
[04:36:56] <Bytram> I'm in the middle of a couple things atm; hold on
[04:37:10] <SirFinkus> I don't need to be in charge, I can give the login info to someone else
[04:37:21] <SirFinkus> I think it'd be neat though
[04:37:29] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: what can we do to help, I haven't been following, been 3d modeling
[04:37:41] <chromas> whatcha modelin'?
[04:38:04] <SirFinkus> Basically, all I want is endorsement as the "official" team of SN
[04:38:20] <SirFinkus> although cpu cycles would be helpful too
[04:38:21] <chromas> oh yeah, f@h is gonna put a serious dent in 3d bewb rendering
[04:38:24] <mrcoolbp> chromas: learning and re-learning in general, got into it about 10 years ago so I'm doing a lot of re-learning because I want to get into Unreal Engine 4 development
[04:38:37] <SirFinkus> lots of online communities have f@h teams
[04:38:47] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: as for the official endorsement I don't see why that would be an issue
[04:38:49] <SirFinkus> it's a penis measuring thing
[04:39:06] <SirFinkus> well, just wanted to make sure
[04:39:11] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: as for cycles, I'd defer to the dev-y guys
[04:39:14] * chromas gets out the microscope
[04:39:46] <Bytram> SirFinkus: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[04:39:47] <snowfire> ^ 03Wiki: Issues to Be Raised at the Next Board Meeting
[04:40:01] <SirFinkus> I was going to submit it as a story if I get Deucalion to endorse it as well, seems like it could be an interesting SN community project
[04:40:18] <SirFinkus> it's a bit meta, but I don't think people would mind
[04:40:23] <mrcoolbp> as Bytram noted we haven't had a meeting in a while, not much in the way of "business decisions" need deciding
[04:40:52] <mrcoolbp> most stuff we chuck under the "site operations" category and do what we like when we like = )
[04:41:01] <SirFinkus> I'll just try to catch juggs later then, that'll be good enough for me since NCommander isn't really here right now
[04:41:02] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: pm
[04:41:02] * chromas runs for Chief Endorsement Rubberstamping Officer
[04:41:08] <SirFinkus> thanks mrcoolbp
[04:41:34] <SirFinkus> and Bytram
[04:41:38] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I'll note though I'm not saying "yes" until I confer with at least one other admin
[04:41:50] <mrcoolbp> but I don't see an issue initially
[04:41:50] <SirFinkus> yeah, I understand that
[04:42:54] <SirFinkus> as I said, if it's a no go, I'll surrender the login info and you can delete it/shut it down/take it over w/e
[04:43:14] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: send an email to matt, nc, and pj and see what they say
[04:43:28] <SirFinkus> aye aye
[04:44:11] <SirFinkus> don't have their emails, and they aren't on the wiki, mind pming them to me?
[04:44:17] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: sure
[04:44:21] <SirFinkus> thanks
[04:44:54] <mrcoolbp> no prob, I'll note as well that NC has other stuff and may not respond so don't get discouraged, I just like to run through proper channels of course
[04:45:09] <SirFinkus> yeah, that's my idea too
[04:45:23] * mrcoolbp digs up emails
[04:45:30] <SirFinkus> :)
[04:51:28] <mrcoolbp> I figure we run a story after we get some input from the guys and promote the thing
[04:59:26] <SirFinkus> email sent
[04:59:28] <SirFinkus> thanks mrcoolbp
[05:02:31] <mrcoolbp> my pleasure
[05:03:40] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: looks good, work up a story in the interim and submit it, we can ping the editors to let them know
[05:04:09] <Bytram> SirFinkus: if it gets approval, we could well run a story on the main site and see if anyone else wanted to join in
[05:04:11] * SirFinkus notices the typos
[05:04:15] <Bytram> oh, ninja'd
[05:04:17] <mrcoolbp> happens
[05:04:18] <Bytram> =)
[05:04:19] <mrcoolbp> lol
[05:04:27] <SirFinkus> is my journal entry ok for the submission?
[05:04:34] <SirFinkus> I don't know what else I'd really add
[05:04:37] <mrcoolbp> probably
[05:04:53] <mrcoolbp> it's your project so put it what you like
[05:05:04] <mrcoolbp> I'm too tired to vett stuff at this hours
[05:05:09] <SirFinkus> haha
[05:05:13] <mrcoolbp> = )
[05:05:24] <mrcoolbp> I'm a human volunteer and it's my "day off"
[05:05:35] <SirFinkus> and I'm too drunk/tired to proofread important emails apparently
[05:05:37] <Bytram> speaking for myself, I'm generally reluctant to make changes to a submission... don't want to put words in other people's mouths.
[05:05:44] <mrcoolbp> ^
[05:06:02] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: we try to post submissions as they are
[05:06:17] <Bytram> otoh, if you are fine with us playing around with it, we're generally pretty good with 'fixing things up'
[05:06:18] <mrcoolbp> so put it whatever people need to know
[05:06:20] <SirFinkus> yeah, just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing anything stupid
[05:06:22] <Bytram> just point us in a direction
[05:06:41] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: you're the "expert" on it in this case
[05:06:49] <mrcoolbp> we are just random nerds that edit stories
[05:06:58] <SirFinkus> oh, I should just add a bit on the end for the tl;dr team id
[05:08:26] <SirFinkus> that's a scary thought
[05:08:30] <SirFinkus> being the "expert"
[05:08:31] <mrcoolbp> I like the concise nature of the journal post
[05:08:32] <chromas> This Team ID could save millions of lives with one weird trick
[05:08:40] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: isn't it?
[05:08:48] <mrcoolbp> I mean we are the "experts" of sn
[05:08:56] <mrcoolbp> and we are just a bunch of random nerds
[05:09:04] <SirFinkus> terrifying
[05:09:04] <mrcoolbp> so there ya go
[05:09:06] <mrcoolbp> yup
[05:09:31] <dyingtolive> that's a thougth i've considered for a while; how little it actually takes to be an expert in something, relative to other people
[05:09:42] <mrcoolbp> shit, I got into this project by just editing the wiki a bunch, now I'm on the board of directors and in charge of the monies
[05:10:01] <chromas> wikifinance
[05:10:02] <SirFinkus> you gotta be like me
[05:10:03] <mrcoolbp> dyingtolive: it's all relative my friend
[05:10:10] <SirFinkus> I've been here since nearly the beginning
[05:10:16] <SirFinkus> no power or responsibility
[05:10:18] <Bytram> along the lines of 'you just have to run faster than the other guy to avoid getting killed by a bear'
[05:10:19] <SirFinkus> I just troll irc
[05:10:25] <chromas> ~first nick=SirFinkus channel=
[05:10:28] <SirFinkus> the good life
[05:10:31] <exec> 03[2014-02-23 19:12:36] #Soylent <SirFinkus> lol thanks
[05:10:38] <dyingtolive> oh, indeed. still stunning to consider it in progress, be in professional or personal.
[05:10:49] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: at some point someone has to do something otherwise we don't exist though = )
[05:11:04] * Bytram is within spitting distance of catching up with LamX's *prodigious* story posting count
[05:11:05] <chromas> mrcoolbp: only if someone's looking
[05:11:22] <chromas> Schrödinger's Web
[05:11:25] <mrcoolbp> chromas: there's hundreds if not thousands looking daily
[05:11:40] <Bytram> we have over 6k registered nicks
[05:11:43] <mrcoolbp> so open the box bro
[05:11:45] <SirFinkus> that doesn't seem like it was my first post, maybe I was pre-exec even
[05:12:07] <chromas> ~first nick=SirFinkus channel= type=join
[05:12:09] <mrcoolbp> ~first nick=mrcoolbp channel=
[05:12:12] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 08:20:29] #Soylent <SirFinkus> #Soylent
[05:12:14] <exec> 03[2014-02-12 17:07:53] ##altslashdot <mrcoolbp_> they die at around 13% alcohol
[05:12:18] <mrcoolbp> lol
[05:12:24] <mrcoolbp> in reference to yeast
[05:12:27] <mrcoolbp> I assume
[05:12:41] <SirFinkus> yeah, it was at least after we had the name soylent
[05:12:41] * mrcoolbp brews occasionall
[05:12:45] <Bytram> I'm guessing this goes back to when the site fdirst launched: total hits: 60810744
[05:12:52] <mrcoolbp> damn
[05:12:59] <SirFinkus> but before we had that massive poll about changing the site name
[05:13:05] <Bytram> oh, wait. that was on dev
[05:13:12] * mrcoolbp shudders at the thought of the votes
[05:13:20] <chromas> and nobody came up with anything good
[05:13:26] <chromas> >:)
[05:13:28] <mrcoolbp> there were some decent ideas
[05:13:42] <SirFinkus> there were a few good ideas, but at that point, soylent was kind of set in stone
[05:13:57] <SirFinkus> it would have been dumb to change the name at that point
[05:13:57] <mrcoolbp> as it was prophetized it stuck
[05:14:00] <chromas> Should rename it to alzheimer's cock
[05:14:13] <Bytram> yesterday (which was superbowl sunday) we had visits from 840 different registered users and over 4900 different IP addresses
[05:14:38] <mrcoolbp> okay I'm determined to model something then texture it and bring it into Unreal, even if it's a fucking polygon
[05:14:39] <SirFinkus> really, it's not bad for some random /. knockoff
[05:14:39] <Bytram> and... to date, we have: total hits: 174212578
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[05:14:57] <mrcoolbp> 174 mil? Not bad Bytram
[05:15:07] <Bytram> nod nod
[05:15:27] <mrcoolbp> go to sleep Bytram!
[05:15:32] <chromas> Does that include hits from the comment-expander script and stuff?
[05:15:47] <Bytram> cept for one thing... I remember the day that NC made some changes to the site and asked us to beat on it as hard as we cold
[05:15:48] <chromas> He can't sleep while the neighbor's load is running
[05:15:57] <Bytram> I'd asked you to run Xenu on it so it would spider the site.
[05:16:15] <Bytram> that put a HUGE spike on our numbers that day
[05:16:45] <Bytram> oh, and 681 comments were posted on sunday, too.
[05:17:13] <SirFinkus> honestly, the size of the site is pretty nice now, I like how intimate it is
[05:17:27] <SirFinkus> I know most the guys on IRC, and the people commenting
[05:17:39] <Bytram> agreed
[05:17:47] <chromas> Definitely intimate
[05:17:50] * chromas removes pants
[05:18:21] <Bytram> kind of like a neighborhood where there happens to be quite a number of intelligent, thoughtful folks
[05:18:22] <chromas> it's nice to get the occasional new IRCers too
[05:18:34] <Bytram> likethe guy from japan yesterday
[05:18:37] <SirFinkus> just to keep things spicy
[05:18:46] <SirFinkus> oh? missed that
[05:18:55] <Bytram> whenever I see a story from 'MrPlow', I take pains to change the story header to provide a link to IRC
[05:19:02] <dyingtolive> that reminds me, you still... saucy about that pizza? :)
[05:19:14] <SirFinkus> whereabouts? I have friends in Sendai
[05:19:23] <SirFinkus> and IRC is kind of a small world itself these days
[05:20:47] <chromas> ++🍕
[05:20:47] <snowfire> Karma - 🍕: 2
[05:21:21] <dyingtolive> one of these days i'm going to get an irc client that can handle unicode.
[05:21:44] * Bytram notes the dryer just stopped
[05:21:59] * SirFinkus grumbles at utf-8
[05:22:10] <Bytram> what's wrong wit utf-8?
[05:22:16] * SirFinkus mumbles something under his breath about the "han unification" etc
[05:22:34] <Bytram> oh, that. yeah. 'Sense no makes'
[05:22:42] <chromas> install unifont or noto-emoji and restart yer client for maximum emojis
[05:22:52] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[05:22:52] <snowfire> ^✓ 03Wiki: Han unification
[05:23:09] <SirFinkus> this is why a lot of Japanese people don't use UTF-8
[05:23:12] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: btw, we had another couple subscriptions come in
[05:23:22] <mrcoolbp> jeez really?
[05:23:26] <Bytram> yep
[05:23:29] <Bytram> =) !!
[05:23:29] * mrcoolbp checkts
[05:23:31] <chromas> SirFinkus: what'do they use?
[05:23:40] <Bytram> pen and ink
[05:23:53] <chromas> gross
[05:23:59] <chromas> pen and ink don't have systemd
[05:24:00] <Bytram> it's a bear cleaning off the monitor, but, oh well.
[05:24:11] <SirFinkus> Shift-JIS, ISO-2022-JP, EUC something or other
[05:25:01] <SirFinkus> EUC-JP
[05:25:07] <chromas> ah, so it's unicode, not utf-8 specifically
[05:25:13] <chromas> pedantry++
[05:25:13] <Bender> karma - pedantry: 1
[05:25:31] <SirFinkus> fuck, idk
[05:25:36] <SirFinkus> it's all very confusing to me
[05:25:40] <SirFinkus> it's an issue though
[05:25:57] <Bytram> it may *seem* pedantic, but it was one of the key points that I had to get straight in my mind when I tested the UTF-8 that TMB added to SN.
[05:25:58] <chromas> sucks
[05:26:09] <chromas> 4 billion characters ought to be enough for anybody
[05:26:30] <Bytram> yeah, so why they insisted on blending glyphs the way they did?
[05:26:41] <SirFinkus> don't claim to be an expert, but shit's fucked up for unicode or utf-8 or whatever the fuck
[05:26:56] * SirFinkus shrugs
[05:27:38] <chromas> oh, whose was the Arthur submission bot? was that jan rinok?
[05:27:50] <Bytram> yep
[05:28:01] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org the differences may seem trivial, but things like stroke order/number are very important
[05:28:02] <snowfire> ^ 03Wiki: Han unification ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[05:28:33] <SirFinkus> since the symbols are usually arranged by radical, or by stroke order/count
[05:31:41] <SirFinkus> my second submission is an hour 15 away
[05:31:49] <SirFinkus> fite me chromas
[05:37:01] <Bytram> back
[05:38:02] <dyingtolive> oh thank god. these too were about to get into a FITE. if only we had a CoC
[05:38:05] * Bytram just missed meeting the laundry person.
[05:38:28] <Bytram> choice of communication
[05:38:29] <Bytram> ?
[05:38:32] <Bytram> =)
[05:38:42] <dyingtolive> is... that... good? who's the laundry person?
[05:39:55] <dyingtolive> i mean, i've always argued that duelling is just a form of communicated punctuated with sharp objects. i see no reason to ban it so long as everyone understands the circumstances.
[05:40:08] <dyingtolive> communication. whatever.
[05:41:31] <dyingtolive> ...filling in for e-f tonight will be dyingtolive. apparently incoherient and obnoxious, and he won't leave.
[05:41:41] <dyingtolive> "jews"... that is all. :D
[05:45:41] <SirFinkus> forgot brown menace
[05:45:51] <SirFinkus> and panzer marchen in afrika
[05:45:58] <SirFinkus> or w/e he posts
[05:46:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - States Consider Allowing Kids to Learn Coding Instead of Foreign Languages - http://sylnt.us - {for (i=1;<<=100;i++){this++}}
[05:46:49] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[05:46:50] <snowfire> ^ 03Panzer rollen in Afrika vor English Subtitle - YouTube
[05:46:51] <SirFinkus> this I htink
[05:49:17] <mrcoolbp> almost done with my shitty 3d model texture coordinates, not that anyone cares (it's a crappy spaceship)
[05:49:18] <mrcoolbp> http://imgur.com
[05:49:19] <snowfire> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[05:49:32] <mrcoolbp> time to texture that bitch
[05:50:45] <dyingtolive> SirFinkus: I actually chuckled at the last reference to "Brown Menace" i saw, but it was a joke about shit.
[06:00:47] <dyingtolive> oh shit, today became tomorrow.
[06:02:40] <SirFinkus> funny how that works
[06:03:07] <dyingtolive> always. i feel cheated by time.
[06:03:47] <mrcoolbp> meh, tyme for bead
[06:03:56] <mrcoolbp> g'night folks
[06:04:00] * mrcoolbp goes to bed
[06:05:21] * Bytram waves a belated good night to mrcoolbp
[06:07:21] <SirFinkus> night mrcoolbp
[06:10:27] <crutchy> ~rps
[06:10:42] <crutchy> aw no rock paper scissors yet
[06:11:04] <dyingtolive> the alcohol is actually a cunning guise. i stroll (limp) into work tomorrow, sunglasses covering the bags under my eyes, vicodin usage whispered in the halls, and everyone gets super serious about how stressful things are.
[06:16:01] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 i have nfi what i've done since, but even if you just get rps.php so we can commence rock paper scissor madness that would be cool :)
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[06:33:48] <Gravis> ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
[06:39:48] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
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[06:51:23] <Gravis> herro? (๑•﹏•)⋆* ⁑⋆*
[06:51:47] <crutchy> ~gday Gravis
[06:51:49] * exec allegedly throws a blagoblag of NCommander at Gravis
[06:52:19] <Gravis> (ﾟωﾟ；)
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[06:59:39] <Gravis> must shave... (´。＿。｀)
[07:17:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wired.com to Block Ad-Block Users - http://sylnt.us - blocked-from-reading-the-article-about-being-blocked
[07:36:10] <Gravis> news monkeys! it's relevant to you! https://soylentnews.org
[07:36:11] <snowfire> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[07:42:23] <crutchy> problem is that if they link to sites other than mainstream bullshit, they get accused of linking to fringe conspiracy wackjob sites
[07:42:35] <crutchy> they can't win either way, so fuckit
[07:47:04] <crutchy> maybe they could put links to mainstream and fringe sources together
[07:47:44] <crutchy> that would be good, but would also be more work for volunteer staff
[07:53:07] <crutchy> this was interesting
[07:53:08] <crutchy> http://developer.telerik.com
[07:53:10] <snowfire> ^ 03The Web's Cruft Problem -Telerik Developer Network
[07:57:42] <crutchy> rss/atom is definitely the way to go
[07:58:30] <Gravis> my god. it's like they told the internet to invent something and it gave them this! https://www.google.com
[07:58:31] <snowfire> ^ 03Mewgaroo - Google Search ( https://www.google.com )
[08:15:36] <crutchy> and the really sad part... millions will buy them! :/
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[10:50:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Should Twitter Ignore Its Users? - http://sylnt.us - the-root-of-twitter-is-twit-not-tweet
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[11:38:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:38:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2184
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[11:39:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> quick, hide the coffee
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[11:47:55] <qkontinuum> coffee++
[11:47:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2185
[11:48:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, qkontinuum
[11:48:27] <qkontinuum> g'day
[11:49:04] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:49:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2186
[11:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup crutchy
[11:49:38] <crutchy> yo
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[12:21:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GitHub Open Sources Their Internal Testing Tool - http://sylnt.us - get-the-good-tools-out-before-it-collapses
[12:33:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrmf
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[12:37:55] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:37:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2187
[12:38:08] <cmn32480> now leave me alone until it is brewed
[12:38:10] <qkontinuum> COFFEE++
[12:38:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2188
[12:40:42] <qkontinuum> submit http://www.newnownext.com
[12:40:43] <snowfire> ^ 03Michigan Senate Passes Bill Making Anal Sex Punishable By 15 Years In Prison | NewNowNext
[12:41:46] <qkontinuum> #submit http://www.newnownext.com
[12:41:47] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[12:42:07] <cmn32480> Customer calls me 10 seconds ago.
[12:42:17] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[12:42:17] <cmn32480> "we have a site where none of our RF guns are connecting"
[12:42:28] <cmn32480> me: OK, which one?
[12:42:35] <cmn32480> them: "I don't know"
[12:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:42:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2189
[12:43:19] <cmn32480> I havne't had any yet.. the pot is still brewing.. but if this is how today is going to go.. I'm going home and back to bed
[12:43:43] <cmn32480> that thudding sound is my head on the desk
[12:43:51] <cmn32480> and it is only 7:45
[12:43:58] <qkontinuum> Why? You just managed to amuse half of the channel, that looks like a good start to me ;-)
[12:44:07] <cmn32480> I can only hope this demo today gets cancelled due to weather
[12:44:34] <cmn32480> I guess perspective is everythign isn't it qkontinuum?
[12:46:11] <qkontinuum> Admittedly. But some stupidity I'm confronted with at my work I just imagine to be a spy in the upper corner of the room observing myself, and that spy laughs itself silly even if I feel like cringing in despair
[12:46:49] <qkontinuum> (no, no drugs involved, maximum self-hypnosis to a small extent)
[12:50:53] * qkontinuum hands cm32480 a pod of steaming coffee
[13:01:29] * cmn32480 greatfully accepts the pod of coffee
[13:04:15] <cmn32480> apparently my sales force needs a class in reading comprehension.
[13:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> boo and yah, baby
[13:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, go moderate stuff on dev. multiple mods at the same time by preference.
[13:31:21] <cmn32480> 10-4
[13:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> or anyone for that matter
[13:33:02] <cmn32480> use moderate at the bottom of the page, or any moderate button?
[13:33:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> any one you like. they're all the same.
[13:33:48] * mrcoolbp gets excited
[13:34:00] * cmn32480 hands mrcoolbp a tissue
[13:34:14] <cmn32480> what behavior am I looking for buzzard?
[13:34:23] <mrcoolbp> !!!
[13:34:28] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard it worked!?
[13:34:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> worked for me anyway
[13:34:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, it took you back to the last comment you moderated, yes? as in the one furthest down the page?
[13:35:04] <cmn32480> yes
[13:35:16] <cmn32480> but now I'm out of mod points
[13:35:22] <cmn32480> so I can't test anymore
[13:35:32] * TheMightyBuzzard flexes his awesome coding muscles
[13:35:53] * cmn32480 pricks the bloons under TheMightyBuzzard 's shirt
[13:36:26] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: I suggest giving bytram godly amount of points to try it out
[13:36:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, there ya go
[13:36:54] * cmn32480 gets giddy with 1000 mod points
[13:36:59] <mrcoolbp> lol
[13:37:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> just gave everyone a thousand mod points on dev
[13:37:33] <mrcoolbp> oh wow
[13:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> quicker than looking up uids
[13:37:46] <mrcoolbp> hah
[13:37:49] <cmn32480> MODERATION PARTY!!!!
[13:38:16] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: I'm gonna start commenting on https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:38:17] <snowfire> ^✓ 03SN (dev) article: 20160130a - Nested Comment tests
[13:38:34] <cmn32480> I will mod bomb you.... no problem
[13:42:11] * mrcoolbp will have teh negative karmas!
[13:42:14] <mrcoolbp> oh no!
[13:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> go with upmods, negative karma can keep you from posting
[13:43:51] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: do you still need the a tag arround the title?
[13:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, used the id=comment_NNNN
[13:44:27] <mrcoolbp> okay I added like 16 comments cmn32480
[13:44:32] <cmn32480> 10-4
[13:45:07] * cmn32480 commences his mod bombing run
[13:45:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, did have to sed out the comment we're jumping to s/comment_nnnn/lastcomment/ so we have a fixed anchor we can have the form submit to
[13:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> but that's just the div, the comment id link still works fine.
[13:45:45] <cmn32480> mod 1 comment. scroll away press random mod button
[13:46:04] <cmn32480> worked
[13:46:30] <mrcoolbp> Bytram|away is gonna have a lot of msgs on dev when he awakes
[13:46:36] <cmn32480> mod next two comments "Disagree" scroll down. PRess random mod button
[13:46:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, pull request is up if you wanna give it a gander. really not that much to it once you figure it out.
[13:47:00] <cmn32480> works.
[13:47:32] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: i see nothing
[13:47:34] <cmn32480> modding 3 random comments "Touche" on page witth randome mod button
[13:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, my bad. forgot to submit it from the github page
[13:47:51] <mrcoolbp> should go to last comment
[13:48:11] <mrcoolbp> as in sequentially down the page if I understand correctlky
[13:48:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, up now
[13:48:31] <cmn32480> works
[13:48:35] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard,
[13:48:39] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:48:39] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 216
[13:48:42] <cmn32480> stupid fingers
[13:49:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, did i ever use $thread?
[13:49:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think i did
[13:49:38] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: it's not in-line moderating (or commenting for that matter) but it's a shit-of-a-lot closer
[13:49:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:49:52] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: can you do the same with commenting?
[13:50:06] <paulej72> probably
[13:50:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it keeps us from having to implement ajax
[13:50:15] <paulej72> might be even easier
[13:50:15] <mrcoolbp> i.e. if I comment in reply to comment # 10 in a story can it bring me back to that comment?
[13:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking more complicated
[13:50:26] <mrcoolbp> it should at least take me to my comment
[13:50:44] <mrcoolbp> in context
[13:50:44] <paulej72> which we just created and have all the data on
[13:51:11] <paulej72> inset comment, then redirct back to page with comment
[13:52:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, we could redirect but we lose the error messages at the top functionality if we do.
[13:52:24] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard paulej72 might want to bounce the prod stories to dev and we could sick the whole community on the testing front
[13:52:29] <mrcoolbp> do a mini meta story
[13:52:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, nah, we'll just release it and let em test on prod =P
[13:52:52] <mrcoolbp> I think we might underestimate how much people wanted this feature
[13:53:19] <paulej72> not necessirialy. Put the note in line with the comment and feed it with the redirect.
[13:53:19] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: if the comment-then-return fix is easy let's see if paulej72 can't figure that out first then
[13:53:47] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: but I figure why waste all those mod points on dev = )
[13:54:14] <paulej72> or we just only redirect when there is no note. if the comment goes through just dump to correct position
[13:55:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, it'd be easier to just feed printComments arguments to get it to display all comments instead of just the one, no?
[13:55:08] <paulej72> The stupid note that you comment will show up on success is out of date anyway
[13:55:47] <mrcoolbp> I don't think people need a note if the comment goes through
[13:55:53] <paulej72> The issue is getting it to index at the right point
[13:56:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> easy but time consuming the way i did it.
[13:57:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i basically made it arrange all comments twice. which is the exact opposite of what i was going for in speeding up comment display.
[13:57:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemme see if i can make that more faster before ya go merging.
[13:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ick, i left debug prints in there.
[14:02:44] <paulej72> FYI everyone, TheMightyBuzzard's branch for this feature is called jigglyboobs
[14:03:00] <mrcoolbp> lol
[14:03:34] <mrcoolbp> ooh, good news, I sucessfully created a model, uv wrapped, textured, and imported it into UE4!
[14:03:36] * mrcoolbp is happy
[14:04:11] <paulej72> what is it a jigglyboob model?
[14:04:39] <mrcoolbp> no, but it's quite shitty: http://i.imgur.com
[14:06:10] <mrcoolbp> next to try normal mapping her
[14:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i am absolutely certain i can get that down to one call each of selectComments and displayThread happening but it's gonna be tricky
[14:12:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> that may have to wait for tomorrow. my coding amazingness is starting to wind down.
[14:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, paulej72, whatcha think about setting up an xmpp server tied to usernames?
[14:15:57] <paulej72> not familar with xmpp
[14:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> old google chat, jabber, old facebook
[14:16:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> works a treat with pidgin
[14:16:59] <qkontinuum> xmpp++
[14:16:59] <Bender> karma - xmpp: 6
[14:22:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Taiwan: Collapsed Building's Concrete Pillars had Tin Cans Used as Filler - http://sylnt.us - low-standards-and-dramatic-photos
[14:23:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like several xmpp clients can do voice/video as well nowadays.
[14:23:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> no server monkeying necessary
[14:29:16] <mrcoolbp> okay well I accomplished my goal, to model, uv, texture, import into UE4, normal map, light, and render from start to finish! http://i.imgur.com
[14:29:39] <mrcoolbp> it's exceedingly crappy but now I know I can do the whole thing
[14:30:12] <cmn32480> given that there si no scale.. it is either a helmet or a hill with a bunkerr in it
[14:30:23] <mrcoolbp> it doesn't matter what it is
[14:30:46] <mrcoolbp> I literally did it as quick and dirty as possible for the learning process
[14:30:48] <cmn32480> does it have a name? all great art shoudl have a name!
[14:31:00] <mrcoolbp> exactly, it doesn't have one
[14:31:13] <mrcoolbp> it's not art, it's me learning tools
[14:32:28] <mrcoolbp> I now know all the basics of creating a model from scratch and getting it all the way into UE4 textured and everything, now I can actually create stuff
[14:33:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> now if you can get with creating supermodels we'll really have something we can monetize.
[14:34:35] <mrcoolbp> yeah I don't think that will work how you want (read uncanny valley and beginner 3d modeler)
[14:34:43] <mrcoolbp> any other model requests?
[14:36:01] <cmn32480> I vote with TheMightyBuzzard. Supermodels.
[14:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't gotta create em in UE4. i'll settle for IRL ones.
[14:37:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually, no. scratch that. i'm with kid rock on this: fuck models, love strippers
[14:42:35] <mrcoolbp> how about the SN candy bar?
[14:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go. make us a 3d spinning gif logo
[14:43:10] <mrcoolbp> with a marquis underneath?
[14:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, for april 1
[14:44:19] <mrcoolbp> aw rofl okay
[14:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hell. can't get my brain to play nice with code anymore right now so ima go play some vidya.
[15:27:58] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard cmn32480 paulej72: http://i.imgur.com
[15:30:53] <cmn32480> noice!
[15:48:37] <Runaway1956> Fek. VMWare is a liberal trap. I just got an email, telling me about it. "How 3 new VMware products empower end users"
[15:48:54] <Runaway1956> I just want to do shit, I don't want to be "empowered". That's just to damned gay.
[15:48:57] <mrcoolbp> actually I think I'm basically done with the model, just need to add texture and the TEXT
[15:48:58] <mrcoolbp> http://i.imgur.com
[15:49:03] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480 ^
[15:49:41] <cmn32480> very cool
[15:50:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> mrcoolbp: make sure you include you include a nutrition label and "Ingredients: People" on the back.
[15:50:08] <cmn32480> have to run home to change clothes for a meeting that I figured woudl get cancelled. back in a while.
[15:50:19] <Runaway1956> ?? Someone left an empty wrapper after they ate the soylent bar?
[15:50:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm not sure what the nutrition label should say, though...
[15:50:33] <cmn32480> LITTERBUGS!!! BURN THEM!!!!
[15:50:47] <cmn32480> or I'd suggest burnmign them if it was somehow made carbon neutral
[15:51:07] <Runaway1956> Watch it, you're going to wake up liberal one day.
[15:52:32] <mrcoolbp> AndyTheAbsurd: will do
[15:52:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> burning them is carbon neutral, they got their carbon from plants and the plants got that carbon from carbon dioxide in the air.
[15:52:50] <mrcoolbp> AndyTheAbsurd: let me know what else it should say
[15:53:14] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - VERY unlikely
[15:53:36] <Runaway1956> Ingredients: 100% recycled humans
[15:53:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> mrcoolbp: Will it even end up big enough to see? If not, there's no point in me making any suggestions.
[15:53:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA is Building a Virtual Mars - http://sylnt.us - visit-Mars-without-leaving-your-basement
[15:54:29] <mrcoolbp> AndyTheAbsurd: actually, probably not
[15:55:33] <mrcoolbp> AndyTheAbsurd: the current logo is 115x80 = /
[16:24:29] <chromas> now wait a minute
[16:24:47] <chromas> Are you running Windows 10, with GetWindows10 running in the tray?
[16:25:12] <chromas> or is that 8.1?
[16:25:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's ugly as sin, is what it is.
[16:25:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> WindowsClassic4Lyfe
[16:25:59] * AndyTheAbsurd throws gang signs
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[16:27:29] <mrcoolbp> chromas: 8.1
[16:27:30] * chromas straps gats and inks you bullet tats
[16:27:39] * chromas fails at gangsta raps
[16:28:16] <chromas> mrcoolbp: bar's lookin' good. Now be sure to get some lens flare in there
[16:31:08] <chromas> I imagine SN would be one of those candy bars with nuts
[16:33:02] * chromas is ahead of SirFinkus. Bahaha!
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[16:58:31] <mrcoolbp> okay, after a quick shoveling sesh, now to add some text to this best
[16:58:38] <mrcoolbp> s/best/beast/
[16:58:38] <sedctl> <mrcolbp> okay, after a quick shoveling sesh, now to add some text to this beast
[17:17:07] <chromas> Will it have the SN candy bar logo on the front? :D
[17:17:26] <cmn32480> that's a great idea chromas!
[17:18:19] <chromas> Make it rotate, then zoom in on the front, which has the candy bar logo on it, then that rotates, zoom in
[17:18:26] <chromas> looped GIF, forever zooming
[17:18:51] <cmn32480> from the way-too-freaking-closeup dept
[17:19:23] <chromas> Enhance!
[17:20:17] <chromas> Got a crime scene? Find a photo taken anywhere in the world at the same time and get to work. Zoom in on that raindrop; ehnance; zoom in on that other raindrop; enhance…
[17:22:18] <chromas> (1,267 zooms later…)
[17:24:22] <chromas> Whoops! I knew I should'a taken that left reflection at Albuquerque
[17:25:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Micro-Aggressions? Here's a Full SI Terminology Scale - http://sylnt.us - turtles-all-the-way-down
[17:27:16] <chromas> turdles
[17:32:51] <chromas> tmb: you can give each Mod button its own formaction, so they could each pass a parameter into the mod script to tell it to append a fragment that scrolls the browser down to that comment
[17:33:24] <chromas> Looks like all the main browser support it, except people stuck on IE <10
[17:36:45] <chromas> Another option is naming each button with its comment id. If you do <button> instead of <input type=button> then you can customize the button label, including formatting and stuff
[17:37:23] <cmn32480> chromas - thats great as long as you push the buttonon the comment youw ant to go to
[17:37:50] <cmn32480> if you scroll and push moderate, you go back to the last place you scrolled to
[17:38:12] <chromas> Wouldn't you want that?
[17:38:36] <chromas> The button you pushed would be on screen
[17:38:51] <cmn32480> maybe
[17:39:30] <chromas> Since 100% of all comments have a Moderate button and they all submit all moderations, there's no reason to scroll just to get a button
[17:44:32] <cmn32480> what if you do it by accident on the mouse wheel?
[17:45:04] <chromas> Accidentally scroll and then push the Mod button that happens to be on screen at the time? :)
[17:45:44] <cmn32480> yep
[17:45:53] <chromas> Don't do that
[17:45:58] <chromas> The systemd motto
[17:46:05] <chromas> "Why would you want to do that?"
[17:47:50] <chromas> Well I'm not sure how that's be much different from using JS/ajax to submit the mods and leaving the page still at the accidentally-scrolled-to comment
[17:47:52] <cmn32480> as I said... by accident
[17:48:02] <cmn32480> or testing
[18:00:19] <cmn32480> Gotta run
[18:00:20] <cmn32480> back later
[18:00:24] <cmn32480> `gday #soylent
[18:00:29] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[18:00:31] * exec brazenly pours an assfull of bewb for #soylent
[18:02:57] * chromas notes that should only have one "l"
[18:17:59] * alexbst sets the bewb on fire
[18:18:05] <alexbst> roasted bewb anyone ?
[18:25:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Math Revolution - http://sylnt.us - it's-a-sine
[18:49:58] <chromas> alexbst: is that like chest-nuts roasted on an open fire?
[18:50:18] <chromas> chesticles++
[18:50:19] <Bender> karma - chesticles: 1
[18:53:48] <alexbst> like norks
[18:53:50] <alexbst> and baps
[18:53:58] <alexbst> everyone loves a wookie
[18:56:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mile-High Skyscraper Proposed for "Next Tokyo" Initiative - http://sylnt.us - moving-on-up
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[19:29:32] <paulej72> chromas: uncrop
[19:33:00] <Gravis> umm... where's the summary? https://soylentnews.org
[19:33:01] <snowfire> ^ 03SN article: The Math Revolution 04(5 comments) ( https://soylentnews.org )
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[19:49:29] <mrcoolbp> AHAHA: http://imgur.com
[19:49:31] <snowfire> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[19:49:42] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard paulej72^
[19:49:52] <mrcoolbp> were getting there
[19:50:32] <mrcoolbp> and yes I realize how shitty not only the animation but everything else is, I was trying to get a proof of concept
[20:08:14] <chromas> Needs some backlight + reflection mapping :D
[20:08:20] <chromas> mrcoolbp++
[20:08:20] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 64
[20:09:54] <mrcoolbp> chromas yar I'm trying a full render to see where I'm at, I think I got transparency working
[20:19:01] * chromas sets up a crappy dual-core box to get ahead of SirFinkus even faster ;)
[20:26:35] <Gravis> mrcoolbp: 1996 called to tell you they are impressed.
[20:27:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientism: Religion of the new Heresy-Hunters - http://sylnt.us - not-appealing-to-authority
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[20:29:58] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: yeah that is the point, we are making a "geocities" theme so I was told to make this. thanks for noticing!
[20:30:13] <Gravis> :D
[20:31:00] <Gravis> mrcoolbp: be sure to use a colored line in place of an <HR>
[20:31:13] <Gravis> mrcoolbp: bonus points if it's animated
[20:31:16] <chromas> animated rainbow line
[20:31:37] <Gravis> that's the one
[20:31:45] <chromas> animated twinkling stars background
[20:31:56] <chromas> no anti-aliasing
[20:32:55] <Gravis> oh it's perfect! http://shala.addr.com
[20:33:09] <chromas> maximum dithering
[20:33:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, that is good
[20:34:12] <Gravis> wait, this one has a white background so that it looks out of place everywhere! http://www.gifs.net
[20:34:16] <mrcoolbp> okay here we go, this is pretty much what I wanted: http://i.imgur.com
[20:34:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet
[20:35:04] <mrcoolbp> still gotta play with the material a little, too shiny but you get the idea
[20:35:19] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: do you want that in 115x80 or whatever?
[20:35:35] <Gravis> oh man... now we really do need to make geocities theme
[20:36:01] * mrcoolbp really wants to see this theme with the spinny logo now
[20:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, just something close to that
[20:36:42] <Gravis> chromas: this, right? http://www.animateit.net
[20:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't have to be exact
[20:37:19] <Gravis> or maybe https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
[20:38:05] <chromas> yeah, make the size a little off then stretch it for maximum 1990s
[20:38:14] <paulej72> too shiny and no lens flares
[20:39:18] * mrcoolbp sighs
[20:39:44] <paulej72> :)
[20:39:50] <mrcoolbp> I'll work on the shiny-ness, don't know how to do lense flares without individually animating them on every frame....
[20:40:01] <mrcoolbp> I guess I could just chuck a few in there
[20:40:05] <Gravis> wait, wait, wait! https://media.giphy.com
[20:40:28] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders the best way to sneak some autoplaying audio past everyone's "don't fucking do that!" extensions
[20:41:26] <Gravis> flash for the tards that still have that installed
[20:42:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was wondering if i could base64 encode it and have the data directly written to the page
[20:42:49] * mrcoolbp clicks "render"
[20:43:21] <paulej72> woohoo comments seems to be setup to do redirects already
[20:43:38] <Gravis> hey, right by our galactic core: https://4d0850cecf2c5ce919d5-17b283ac00835b5ced4db83c898330a1.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com
[20:43:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, nifty
[20:44:17] <Gravis> eh... galaxy over. everyone go home
[20:44:17] <chromas> mrcoolbp: does maya have a compositor? that should be able to lensflare up a storm
[20:45:14] <Gravis> wait, are you really making a "geocities" theme?
[20:45:22] <Gravis> because that would be super
[20:45:36] <mrcoolbp> chromas: awww sheet yah if I had after effects that would be easy
[20:45:56] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: yes, I wasn't actually trolling your troll
[20:46:01] <mrcoolbp> I think someone is making one
[20:46:05] <mrcoolbp> s'what I was told
[20:46:43] <Gravis> really? you couldn't spare the "it" and a " "?
[20:47:47] <Gravis> Unhappy Man: It's Terminal!
[20:48:14] <Gravis> (*´∀｀*)
[20:49:11] <Gravis> *･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:✼✿ EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! ✿✼:*ﾟ:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*
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[20:51:20] <Gravis> ya... cuz pedobear gon rape u. ʕ •ᴥ•ʔゝ☆
[20:54:17] * TheMightyBuzzard has officially tasked the theme design upon chromas
[20:55:03] <mrcoolbp> aw man the lens flare barely shows on the trasnparent bg
[20:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> make it move across the candy bar
[20:56:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> or give it a horrible green background
[20:56:43] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: http://i.imgur.com
[20:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> that works
[21:00:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Twitter Boss: Twitter stands for freedom of expression, speaking truth to power, and empowering dialogue. That starts with safety.
[21:00:53] <chromas> from the lol dept
[21:01:01] <chromas> freedom of suppression
[21:01:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> what the everlovin fuck? since when did freedom ever, EVER require safety?
[21:01:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> safety only comes at the expense of freedom.
[21:07:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's too early for booze still, maybe i should take up pot smoking
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[21:08:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. intelligence is too core to my being. i'd cease to exist or something.
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[21:48:41] <paulej72> Quick and dirty redirect for comments working on dev
[21:49:09] <paulej72> just need to clean it up a bit
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[21:58:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uninstalling Facebook App Saves up to 15% of iPhone's Battery Life - http://sylnt.us - waste-not-want-not
[22:20:40] <cmn32480> oooff... what a day
[22:22:04] * cmn32480 needs a drink
[22:22:09] <cmn32480> mrcoolbp++
[22:22:09] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 65
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[22:22:35] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: lol what did you see the lense flair gif?
[22:22:49] <cmn32480> from 15:56:43?
[22:22:52] <cmn32480> yeah
[22:23:12] <cmn32480> mrcoolbp++ #awesome lends flare!
[22:23:12] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 66
[22:23:40] <cmn32480> dear God I almost spilled my drink
[22:23:53] <cmn32480> vodka and iced tea probably stains!
[22:24:27] <cmn32480> mrcoolbp - that .gif is excellent
[22:24:39] <mrcoolbp> haha
[22:24:42] <cmn32480> I'm impressed
[22:24:57] <mrcoolbp> thanks man, I used to be really into modeling, trying to get back on the horse
[22:25:01] <mrcoolbp> basically as of last night
[22:25:19] <mrcoolbp> I'm working on a fantasy house thing right now
[22:25:21] <cmn32480> you don't ahve the body for modeling.... stick with the computer graphics stuff
[22:25:31] * cmn32480 ducks
[22:25:54] <chromas> that's why it's 3d
[22:26:07] <chromas> put your glasses on for massive 3d popout :D
[22:26:39] <cmn32480> I AM wearing my glasses... if I don't I can't read the screen you insensitive clod!
[22:28:19] <cmn32480> I <3 Lemonade Vodka and Iced Tea
[22:28:44] <cmn32480> makes me almost as happy as beer. with far less liquid intake
[22:28:57] * chromas puts dehydrated, alcohol-free vodka in his beverage
[22:29:19] <cmn32480> water is cheating!
[22:29:27] <chromas> dehydrated
[22:30:10] <cmn32480> https://www.thepartysource.com
[22:30:11] <snowfire> ^ 03The Party Source Search - FIREFLY SOUTHERN LEMONADE READY TO DRINK COCKTAIL
[22:30:20] <cmn32480> this stuff with iced tea
[22:30:24] <cmn32480> pure awesome
[22:30:59] <chromas> Now I wanna make some limeade
[22:31:03] <chromas> only got brown sugar though
[22:31:29] <cmn32480> it is my favorite...
[22:31:36] <cmn32480> straight over ice...
[22:32:22] <paulej72> someone want to comment on the new redirect for comments on Dev
[22:33:28] <chromas> worked for me
[22:34:03] <chromas> posted comment; browser scrolled down to resulting comment
[22:34:20] <cmn32480> what are we supposed to test pj?
[22:35:11] <paulej72> commenting now takes you back to the full comment list where at your comment
[22:35:46] <cmn32480> took me to my comment, not the one I replied to
[22:35:58] <cmn32480> excellent! :-)
[22:36:00] <chromas> also moderation worked as well
[22:36:04] <cmn32480> paulej72++
[22:36:04] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 197
[22:36:08] <chromas> paulej72++
[22:36:08] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 198
[22:36:12] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++
[22:36:12] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 217
[22:36:20] <cmn32480> mrcoolbp++
[22:36:20] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 67
[22:36:50] <cmn32480> so are we going to jsut roll these changes out, or are we gonna finish them...... tell the community they are coming... and wait 6-12 months?
[22:37:32] <chromas> roll 'em with no warning :D
[22:37:37] <mrcoolbp> boom
[22:37:48] <chromas> did you add baysplosions to the animatin?
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[22:49:15] <mrcoolbp> chromas: no = (
[22:57:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> these two are good enough i think it's worth rolling em out this weekend if paulej72 is free to do the upgrade
[22:58:26] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I probably will, but I want to look at what you did and see if it can be done a different way
[22:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> go fer it
[22:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you can figure out how to hit the right comment out of multiples for the form target before they've decided to moderate i'll put ya up for code monkey of the century =P
[23:01:20] <chromas> You can give each button its own action that could append an extra parameter (the comment it goes to, for example)
[23:01:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i spose a redirect could work after the fact. you'd still have to build a comment tree with displayThread so you could find out which was the lowest.
[23:01:29] <paulej72> well i faked it with the comments. I did a redirect based on the cid of the new comment
[23:01:57] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I plan to figure out what button they pushed and use that
[23:02:19] <cmn32480> chromas - how bad a performance hit you think exec will take if I put his CPU on full bore for folding at home
[23:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> could work. bit fiddly if they use the top or bottom ones but shurg
[23:03:48] <chromas> cmn32480: shouldn't be bad. It has an option to run only when idle, plus you can just renice the process for lower priority
[23:03:59] <cmn32480> that'd weork
[23:04:00] * chromas is running it on three boxes now
[23:04:14] * cmn32480 was looking at what's available...
[23:04:15] <chromas> can't get FAHcontrol to monitor the windows one though
[23:04:34] <cmn32480> I got that extra server..... <girns evilly>
[23:04:46] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: top and bottom will have a proper name as well
[23:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but with a top or bottom one you'll have no idea what was the comment to go back to
[23:09:07] <chromas> just scroll to the top or bottom, where the user was when they pushed the button
[23:09:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, how about we just remove the top and bottom ones?
[23:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> make em hit the button by a comment
[23:10:37] <paulej72> the two extra buttons are not an issue, the real issue is getting the right button
[23:12:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> be easy to do with js but i refuse when it can be done without it.
[23:13:26] <cmn32480> thatt's racist!
[23:13:28] <chromas> <button type="submit" value="moderate" formaction="//soylentnews.org/comments.pl?cid=666">Moderate</button>
[23:13:52] <chromas> or value="moderate;666" or something
[23:14:10] <paulej72> yes can be done with a button, but I would need to update all of css to style buttons
[23:14:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that's easy enough. i thought it might send all buttons through regardless of which one was clicked.
[23:15:04] <chromas> you can do it with <input type="submit"…> also
[23:15:13] <paulej72> set the value to cid or even easier the id target and then give them a name
[23:16:56] <paulej72> what do we want to do with the moderation status message if we redirect
[23:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> spose we could still display them at the top but nobody's ever gonna scroll up to see them.
[23:17:55] <paulej72> <button type="submit" name="moderate" value="comment_cid">Moderate</button>
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[23:18:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> we functionally lose them if we go back to the comment. may as well lose them in fact as well as practice.
[23:19:05] <cmn32480> ~quit
[23:19:06] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (47.3 kb)
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[23:19:39] <paulej72> pouty bitch
[23:20:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor exec. no respect.
[23:21:01] <chromas> Put it into a div and set it to fixed at the top with css
[23:21:16] <paulej72> ok only redirect on no error. use the existitng code to show errors
[23:21:33] <cmn32480> exec needed an update
[23:21:40] <cmn32480> or his home planet did
[23:21:58] <cmn32480> it was like a Windows update... 150MB of crap
[23:22:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds good
[23:23:00] <cmn32480> and crutchy wrote a Rock Paper Scissors game, so exec needs all the new code before I bring him back
[23:23:05] <cmn32480> take about 30 min
[23:23:09] <cmn32480> maybe less
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[23:23:21] <cmn32480> depends how much vodka I put in wiht this iced tea
[23:23:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell? you doing tcp over carrier pigeon protocol?
[23:23:56] <chromas> 20 minutes just to load the HOSTS file
[23:24:09] <cmn32480> fedex truck actually
[23:24:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have had them throw on a few hundred thumb drives full of pr0n too then
[23:24:36] <cmn32480> fuck.. that was a windows command to start vnc... not linux
[23:24:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> no sense wasting space
[23:24:42] <cmn32480> stupid alcohol addled brain
[23:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna flop on the couch and let tv rot my brain a while. luck to yas, pj.
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[23:53:48] * cmn32480 got side tracked...
[23:53:53] <cmn32480> exec is updateing now
[23:53:59] <Gravis> cmn32480: stop using windows
[23:54:11] * cmn32480 got side tracked by his wife
[23:54:23] <Gravis> cmn32480: tell her to stop using windows
[23:54:42] <cmn32480> how else are we gonna see the outside world?
[23:54:52] <Gravis> cmn32480: doors
[23:55:17] <cmn32480> but if I leave them open al the heat will get out
[23:56:16] <Gravis> fine... just install a some linux boxes with webcams hooked up outside your house and wire some monitors that are hanging on the wall
[23:58:11] <Gravis> cmn32480: that way you can record the day and play it back when it's a crappy day outside