#Soylent | Logs for 2016-02-07

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[00:05:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Rich are already Using Robo-Advisers and that Scares Banks - http://sylnt.us - if-I-rub-these-two-nickles-together
[00:13:33] <Thouren> dyingtolive, I did contracting for a long time, beer fuels that profession
[00:14:23] <dyingtolive> yeah, nothing like a nice cold beer after a solid several hours of physical labor. or six or seven nice cold beers for that matter.
[00:15:08] <dyingtolive> we're racing to get shit done before his kid is born. actual construction starts soon. we still have about 2 months or so.
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[00:16:18] <cmn32480> there goes the neighborhood
[00:18:23] * JamesNZ slaps cmn32480 upside the haid
[00:18:25] <Thouren> Ideal ratio is 2 beers per hour of work
[00:18:42] <cmn32480> #smake jamesnz tig ole biddies
[00:18:42] * MrPlow smakes jamesnz upside the head with tig ole biddies
[00:19:17] <dyingtolive> hmm.. getting close to that now, though there's my nightly couple beers anyway to take into account.
[00:21:59] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: paging dr bob.
[00:22:21] <Thouren> We're all turning into alcoholics as the years pile on
[00:22:47] <cmn32480> whatdayamean "turning into"???
[00:25:10] <dyingtolive> to be fair, i've been pretty hardcore into "functional alcoholic" for a while now.
[00:26:09] <cmn32480> I've been restricting myself to 2 drinks per day max
[00:36:05] <poutine> addicts
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[00:36:49] <dyingtolive> better living through superior chemistry, man.
[00:37:28] <cmn32480> better additcs then just "dicks"
[00:37:41] <cmn32480> how's the new kid working out poutine?
[00:37:52] <dyingtolive> hey, we're all addicts to something.
[00:39:27] <poutine> The kid is good
[00:39:36] <cmn32480> glad to hear it :-)
[00:39:57] <poutine> http://i.imgur.com
[00:40:17] <dyingtolive> that is indeed a small human.
[00:40:23] <cmn32480> awwww! they are excellent at that age
[00:40:32] <cmn32480> stay where you put them...
[00:43:20] <poutine> I can't imagine paying $270 in rent
[00:43:38] <dyingtolive> holy crap. where is that?
[00:43:51] <poutine> Oops wrong channel
[00:43:56] <poutine> some guy saying he lived in a trailer park
[00:44:20] <poutine> hears gunshots all the time
[00:44:21] <poutine> heh
[00:44:24] <cmn32480> I had a buddy used to pay that in ground rent on a trailer he owned...
[00:44:35] <dyingtolive> oh. nice. that might be about right for the trailer parks around here.
[00:44:51] <cmn32480> yeah... not the best option sometimes
[00:45:12] <cmn32480> though I have seen some mobile homes that were gorgeous inside adn out
[00:45:56] <dyingtolive> i have a one bedroom apartment. it's slightly larger than you'd expect, but it's not much better.
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[01:01:42] <Ethanol-fueled> King dickhead has arrived
[01:01:45] <dyingtolive> awwww shit. it's e-f.
[01:02:19] <Ethanol-fueled> After that last rant-off, my journal about meeting SN will come true
[01:02:34] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest4985
[01:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> man that was messed up. i wasn't in it.
[01:02:57] SoyGuest4985 is now known as Ethanol-fooled
[01:03:03] <Ethanol-fooled> weren't in what, Buzzard?
[01:03:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> that journal
[01:03:12] <dyingtolive> dude, it's like, saturday, tragically early. what strange turn of events causes you to grace us with your presence tonight?
[01:03:19] <Ethanol-fooled> I could retcon you in, Buzzard.
[01:03:40] <Ethanol-fooled> Maybe have you run over my torso with a motorcycle or something...or do the ol' Bone Tomahawk
[01:04:01] <Ethanol-fooled> dyingtolive, I am in physical pain and saving monies.
[01:04:15] <dyingtolive> oh, both of those suck. sorry man. :(
[01:04:22] <Ethanol-fooled> Have you guys seen that scene in Bone Tomahawk?
[01:04:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> never heard of it
[01:04:49] <Ethanol-fooled> The Injuns suspend a guy upside down, spread his legs, and hack him in half right in the crotch
[01:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like too much work. us injuns use chainsaws nowadays.
[01:07:27] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahah
[01:08:34] <Ethanol-fooled> There's a hilarious "infograph" outing Marco Rubio as homosex...and I mean the "Go wild kids, go wild!" kinda homosex
[01:08:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm tellin ya. "traditional ways" don't mean you gotta be a dumb fuck and do things the hard way when better shit gets invented.
[01:09:01] <Ethanol-fooled> Like, his best friend in college was in trouble for throwing gay orgies in the dorms and vidyataping them.
[01:09:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[01:09:13] <Ethanol-fooled> Agreed, Buzzard
[01:10:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.breitbart.com
[01:10:10] <shekel> ^ 03White Flight: German Families Abandoning 'Diverse' Schools
[01:10:35] <Ethanol-fooled> Oh, it's glorious, isn't it Buzzard? Where's all this "diversity and tolerance" nonsense now?
[01:10:51] <SirFinkus> I'm going to need this infograph
[01:10:56] * Ethanol-fooled accepts only the adult female refugees
[01:11:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> spewing from the anuses of SJWs and nowhere else.
[01:11:03] <Ethanol-fooled> okay fink let me dig it up...
[01:11:27] <SirFinkus> gonna send it to my dad, he loves marco rubio
[01:12:04] <Ethanol-fooled> Having a hard time finding it, it had pictures and sources and everything, though was probably made by /pol/ so Google image search is worthless for the time being.
[01:12:18] <SirFinkus> shocked I haven't seen it
[01:12:31] * TheMightyBuzzard sings "All we are saying, is take off your pants" to the tune of Give Peace A Chance
[01:13:39] <Ethanol-fooled> crap, I give up...but I'm lurking /pol/ now so maybe I can find it.
[01:14:00] <dyingtolive> i'm actually okay with the women and children as refugees. not... for the same reason e-f is, i'm sure, particularly since he didn't include children, but still.
[01:14:04] <Ethanol-fooled> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[01:14:04] <Bender> Added quote 666
[01:14:10] <Ethanol-fooled> WHOA STATANIC TRIPS
[01:14:33] * TheMightyBuzzard is eval
[01:14:41] <SirFinkus> So you were asking about my sister early EF
[01:14:48] <SirFinkus> I'll give you a taste of the madness
[01:15:00] <dyingtolive> oh dude this better not be the pizza story.
[01:15:01] <SirFinkus> I went to dinner last night, brought home some leftover pizza
[01:15:05] <Runaway1956> Sister? I generally like sisters
[01:15:07] <Ethanol-fooled> Fink, I read the logs.
[01:15:07] <dyingtolive> awwww shit.
[01:15:15] <Ethanol-fooled> Fucking hilarious.
[01:15:26] <SirFinkus> INSANITY
[01:15:36] <Ethanol-fooled> That's like pulling the legs of bugs
[01:15:46] <Ethanol-fooled> True evile.
[01:15:54] <SirFinkus> it's a "fuck you and your food"
[01:16:27] <Ethanol-fooled> I bet that bitch eats all the marshmellows out of the Lucky Charms.
[01:16:45] <Ethanol-fooled> Sisters are bitches, because they can usually get away with it.
[01:16:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do that. but then they're my fucking lucky charms and i'll do it if i damned well want to.
[01:16:59] <cmn32480> it WAS hilarious
[01:17:10] <SirFinkus> I've also brought home leftover halves of sandwiches and hamburgers and stuff, and she's eaten those too
[01:17:25] <Runaway1956> Sisters gotta eat too.
[01:17:27] <cmn32480> time to get a fridge in your room
[01:17:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should start leaving booby-trapped food in the fridge
[01:17:33] <Ethanol-fooled> Finkus, it;'s time to set a trap and insemenate your food.
[01:17:43] <SirFinkus> my electrical system is terrifying
[01:17:43] * TheMightyBuzzard high fives Ethanol-fooled
[01:17:51] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahahaheeheehoooooo!
[01:18:07] <SirFinkus> it's from a pizza place, it's probably already been inseminated
[01:18:17] <Runaway1956> I'm gonna stick up for sister - I may want to abuse her some day.
[01:18:18] <SirFinkus> it was from Dirty Daves
[01:18:27] <Ethanol-fooled> Runaway1956, my little sister used to smoke cigarettes and then rat me out for smoking cigarettes
[01:18:29] <Runaway1956> Or, she may want to abuse me.
[01:18:43] <Ethanol-fooled> My friend's little sister threw parties at the house and blamed them on us, and we got in trouble for them.
[01:18:47] <Runaway1956> This is your BIG sister, Eth?
[01:19:01] <Ethanol-fooled> What would have been my big sister was stillborn.
[01:19:07] <SirFinkus> did you at least get to boink her friends?
[01:19:27] <Runaway1956> See, you gotta understand women - men were put on this earth for their amusement. Brothers, even more so.
[01:19:31] <Ethanol-fooled> SirFinkus, I could have with some of them, but I didn't because I was too caught up in making fun of them to impress my guy friends.
[01:20:14] <SirFinkus> I probably could have with one of my sisters friends if I had pushed it, but it turned out she was even more batshit than my sister
[01:20:14] <Ethanol-fooled> I was a wimp with women until like age 27. Then I gat gud.
[01:20:17] <SirFinkus> so dodged a bullet
[01:20:42] <Ethanol-fooled> Fink, describe your sister. Is she artsy? Or high-maintenance bitch?
[01:20:49] <SirFinkus> artsy
[01:21:00] <SirFinkus> every time she comes over, it's like a hurricane hit
[01:21:04] <Ethanol-fooled> artsy women suck.
[01:21:14] <SirFinkus> all the cabinets open, dishes all over the place
[01:21:15] <Ethanol-fooled> They're fun in the very short term...sometimes.
[01:21:27] <SirFinkus> leftovers pawed through
[01:21:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fooled, "Bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks" -- Ghandi
[01:22:05] <Ethanol-fooled> Truth, Buzzard. Sage truth.
[01:22:10] <SirFinkus> I got a pack of those vitamin water things at costco last week, and she drank pretty much all of them
[01:22:35] <Runaway1956> You do realize that brothers do the same things that sisters do?
[01:22:42] * Runaway1956 should know, he has three sons
[01:22:54] <SirFinkus> she doesn't touch my booze though
[01:22:56] <Runaway1956> Takes your clothes
[01:22:56] <dyingtolive> that sounds dangerously SJW of you Runaway.
[01:23:02] <Runaway1956> eats your food
[01:23:11] * Runaway1956 just likes girls
[01:23:24] <SirFinkus> girls are gross, they have cooties
[01:23:31] <Runaway1956> unless, of course, those girls happen to be SJW's
[01:23:44] * SirFinkus rolls his eyes
[01:23:54] <Runaway1956> so, you give the girls some boy cooties, then they aren't quite so gross
[01:24:22] <SirFinkus> for some reason this line of conversation is beginning to disturb me
[01:24:32] <Runaway1956> LMAO
[01:24:34] <Ethanol-fooled> Runaway, the worst thing my older brother did was tell me that the guy in his MegaDeth poster was going to kill me in my sleep when I was 5.
[01:24:40] <SirFinkus> oh, forgot to mention the best part of the pizza thing
[01:24:49] <Ethanol-fooled> what was it, Fink?
[01:24:52] <SirFinkus> my sister has been sick with some flu shit the past week
[01:24:54] <cmn32480> she ate your pepperoni?
[01:24:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fooled, that's an older brother's job.
[01:25:04] <Runaway1956> She picked out the peppers and left them for you?
[01:25:04] <SirFinkus> so the entire fridge is probably infected
[01:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had four little brothers growing up and it was a full time job fucking with them.
[01:25:30] <SirFinkus> I was the older brother
[01:25:43] <SirFinkus> worst thing I ever did was throw my sister and brother in the lake once
[01:26:01] <SirFinkus> they were sleeping in the boat and I snuck down with one of my cousins and we tossed them in
[01:26:38] <Ethanol-fooled> hahahahah
[01:26:38] <Runaway1956> You never got her to hold the spark plug wire while you cranked the lawn mower engine?
[01:26:44] <Ethanol-fooled> HAHAHHAHAHA
[01:26:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh man, yes, yes i did
[01:27:04] * Ethanol-fooled thew his sister's shit into the canyon
[01:27:18] <Runaway1956> That shit's hilarious, especieally the fifth or sixth summer you get her to hold that damned wire
[01:27:19] * Ethanol-fooled drew scars, blood, and mustaches all over his sisters' dolls' faces
[01:27:51] * Ethanol-fooled wrote word bubbles with obscenities in all his sister's Berenstein Bears books
[01:28:00] * TheMightyBuzzard steps out for a smoke
[01:28:38] <dyingtolive> i never fucked with my sisters that badly, but they are significantly younger than me. one time my sister asked me to help her make a webpage, and i tossed a o'reilly book at her and said "have fun". she got back at me by reading the damn thing and then showing me a webpage she made.
[01:29:28] <dyingtolive> my stories suck. :(
[01:29:45] <Runaway1956> God created siblings so that they would have someone to fuck with
[01:29:55] <Runaway1956> Good predators need to practice as they grow up
[01:30:11] <Runaway1956> omnivores, predators, pretty much the same
[01:30:19] <dyingtolive> naturally, that leaves the absolute youngest sibling a pussy.
[01:30:20] <SirFinkus> especially sexual predators
[01:30:40] <Runaway1956> Ehhh, I don't know about sexual predators . . .
[01:31:49] <SirFinkus> and I kill the convo again
[01:31:58] * SirFinkus makes another mark on the wall
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[01:32:42] * Runaway1956 eats someone's little sister
[01:32:51] <SirFinkus> sorry, had just seen this http://i.4cdn.org
[01:33:04] <SirFinkus> and I had incest on the brain
[01:33:28] <dyingtolive> niiice
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[01:33:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Wonder if I got banned posting to quickly or some shit.
[01:33:48] <Runaway1956> She looks rather vapid - he can have her - I like girls with brains
[01:33:51] <SirFinkus> shocked nobody grabbed that
[01:34:43] <Ethanol-fueled> That is a little risque considering their relationship.
[01:34:46] * cmn32480 won't click that link given the contect of the conversation
[01:35:02] <Ethanol-fueled> It's trump with his daughter looking way too interested in him.
[01:35:03] <SirFinkus> it's WS, I swear
[01:35:05] <Ethanol-fueled> It's SFW though.
[01:35:17] <SirFinkus> she's all but sitting in his lap
[01:35:19] <dyingtolive> it's actually safe
[01:35:20] * Runaway1956 hates SFW
[01:35:23] <SirFinkus> looks like she's late teens
[01:36:04] <SirFinkus> sitting on a statue of birds fucking
[01:36:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Professors Outraged by UC Berkeley Internet Spying Device - http://sylnt.us - it's-their-computer-network
[01:36:50] <Runaway1956> What's that old adage? When you're a guest on someone else's computer system you're at their mercy.
[01:39:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck the UC system.
[01:40:01] <Ethanol-fueled> They were bad enough BEFORE Big Sis was awarded the plum job of supreme leader as a reward for her implementation of the police state.
[01:40:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Though there were a decent number of UC cats on Slashdot and I imagine there are some here.
[01:40:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Berkeley is overrated as fuck anyway.
[01:40:48] <Runaway1956> UC was fucked forty years ago - no one should be surprised at them being fucked today
[01:41:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Any of you watching the Republican debate?
[01:42:00] <SirFinkus> fuck that
[01:42:09] <dyingtolive> there's already too much satire in the world. i'd rather now.
[01:42:15] <dyingtolive> s/not/now
[01:42:15] * sedctl offers dongtuleve a /
[01:42:26] <dyingtolive> hehe
[01:42:37] <dyingtolive> dongtuleve?
[01:44:57] <cmn32480> sedctl doesn't like hadning out slashes to people who forget
[01:45:02] <Runaway1956> bittorrent seems to be pretty screwed up - thought I'd grab the ghost and the darkness, all I get is crap
[01:45:28] <SirFinkus> works on my machine
[01:45:47] <Runaway1956> OK - you watch it for me, and save me the time
[01:46:21] <Runaway1956> It's probably my ISP. A facebook page has been opened to bitch about them, and advise people to contact the FCC
[01:46:39] <SirFinkus> "Set in 1898, this movie is based on the true story of two lions in Africa that killed 35 people over a nine month period, while a bridge engineer and an experienced old hunter tried to kill them."
[01:46:43] <SirFinkus> so it's jaws on land
[01:47:27] <Runaway1956> Yeah, sorta, except, lions aren't known to be maneaters, normally. Great Whites, however, eat anything that gets in front of them.
[01:47:29] <dyingtolive> at first, i parsed that as "java on land" i was super confused.
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[01:49:08] <Runaway1956> https://www.facebook.com
[01:49:09] <shekel> ^ 03Log into Facebook | Facebook ( https://www.facebook.com )
[01:49:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Goddam BT meddlers.
[01:49:43] <Ethanol-fueled> my ISP was one of the last to hold out against MPAA bullshit but they just lost a lawsuit.
[01:49:47] <Ethanol-fueled> So, Fuck.
[01:51:04] <Runaway1956> There are a lot of cocksuckers in the world, but RIAA/MPAA are baby eaters too.
[01:53:12] <dyingtolive> i gotta say, it probably takes talent to eat babies and suck cock at the same time.
[01:53:19] * SirFinkus practices pull offs
[01:53:49] <dyingtolive> e-f, you should probably invest in a reliable VPN service.
[01:54:41] <dyingtolive> i mean, lest the powers that be find out about all the bieber and hanna montana you've been downloading.
[01:54:50] <dyingtolive> it MAY be too late, but you never know.
[01:55:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, can you play the main riff to metallica's "Sad But True" and have it sound like the album?
[01:55:09] <SirFinkus> no
[01:55:18] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, I have a few old movies but mostly software.
[01:55:26] <Runaway1956> There's nothing wrong with bieber that a dozen good old-fashioned ass whippings couldn't fix.
[01:55:31] <SirFinkus> but based on some of the videos of I've seen of metallica playing live, neither can they
[01:55:36] <dyingtolive> you're probably fine then. the BSA always seems behind the curve on this stuff.
[01:55:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I should invest in a decent VPN, but as long as I've received no "cease and decist" letters I don't give a fuck.
[01:56:29] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:56:29] <shekel> ^ 03Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls (Orion Music and More Festival 2012) - YouTube
[01:56:32] <SirFinkus> can't even play in time
[01:56:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Besides, nobody cares about shit like Twin Peaks and Pink Flamingos. They only give a shit about Batman 5 Zero-days or some shit.
[01:56:41] <dyingtolive> i'm honestly paranoid about software via torrent nowadays. i have a hard enough time trusting code from the source, let alone something god knows who has fucked around with.
[01:56:55] <SirFinkus> I watched pink flamingos with my mom
[01:57:15] <dyingtolive> twin peaks might be a thing someone cares about nowadays, given the new episodes that are supposed to be happening
[01:57:24] <SirFinkus> brb, dog needs to go out
[01:57:41] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive - I have a simple but elegant solution. Probably imperfect, but whatever. I run zonealarm, set every system service and everything else to always notify when it attempts to connect to the net, then demy it.
[01:57:46] * Runaway1956 doesn't torrent software
[01:58:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I torrented Cubase because I had a legit copy, then they changed the terms and made it impossible for me to use. Fuck 'em.
[01:58:41] <Ethanol-fueled> IF they weren't so goddamn hostile towards their LEGIT users, then people would be torrenting a lot less.
[01:59:19] <dyingtolive> i don't know what cubase is. i will google on my own time.
[01:59:48] <Ethanol-fueled> it's a digital audio workstation used for recording.
[01:59:49] <Runaway1956> While true, I prefer trusted repositories for software. Most of which is free anyway.
[02:00:02] <SirFinkus> I really only torrent media
[02:00:29] <Ethanol-fueled> School requires a lot of Windows-specific bullshit and I haven't the monies for a box that can run all that in a VM
[02:01:27] <Runaway1956> And, that is a real problem with schools, from K to grade 20 - they are all sucking the Microsoft cock.
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[02:02:23] <Runaway1956> "Oh, Mr. Gates, please, take our money! You are our demi-God! Have another truckload of money, we exist to worship you, Mr. Gates!"
[02:02:24] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be practicing this part of this song right now
[02:02:26] <shekel> ^ 03【ギター】松本孝弘 / Overture～GO FURTHER (ビグミクライブ) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[02:04:02] <Ethanol-fueled> I think it's hilarious that I've used linux a lot less since becoming a computer science student.
[02:04:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Now that I passed my operating systems class I don't use it for anything at the moment.
[02:04:26] <dyingtolive> that's.. pretty bad, actually.
[02:04:59] <Ethanol-fueled> when I get a new box I'll do the full VM thing for any Windows bullshit, but I'm stuck with my old box for now.
[02:05:29] <dyingtolive> but surprisingly typical. i've had fights with professors about sending in code with a makefile and them getting pissed because it was compiled for gcc. "can you send this in a VC++ project?" "nope"
[02:05:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Doing Android development is a real pig with all of the emulation-related bullshit as well.
[02:05:59] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, I'm in that situation now. in fucking ALGORITHMS class.
[02:06:06] <dyingtolive> what's the specs on your box?
[02:06:55] <Ethanol-fueled> P4 2.8 GHz, 2.5 GB RAM, onboard intel graphics
[02:07:07] <Ethanol-fueled> No hardware virtualization support.
[02:07:15] <dyingtolive> yeah, that's a hard sell for any good vm support.
[02:07:47] <dyingtolive> my advice is to start selling drugs. it's not good advice, but it'd get you a primo box.
[02:07:59] <Runaway1956> Just a note: you can run a 32 bit VM on most hardware that doesn't have virtualization support
[02:08:15] <Runaway1956> Of course, if you don't have decent power, the software emulation runs like a dog
[02:08:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Runaway, I tried. Nothing worked and I didn't have the time to fiddle all day.
[02:08:29] * Runaway1956 understands
[02:08:42] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, Yeah, but with legal weed it's not as lucrative and hard drugs are too dangerous.
[02:08:52] <dyingtolive> you in cali?
[02:09:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah.
[02:09:11] <dyingtolive> okay, yeah. nevermind.
[02:09:15] <Ethanol-fueled> We got plenty of hard-drug sellers in the market already.
[02:09:26] <dyingtolive> right. not worth that hassle.
[02:09:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks to our friends El Chapo and la Eme
[02:10:30] <dyingtolive> could always sell your plasma. my girlfriend does it and it works out well for her, somehow.
[02:11:00] <Runaway1956> I've been donating my plasma to the Germans, for use in their fusion reactor.
[02:11:11] <Bytram> *groan*
[02:11:12] <dyingtolive> hehe
[02:11:48] <Bytram> !uid
[02:13:33] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, I just walked out of a job for a place that did plasma lasers for ultra small photolithography processes.
[02:13:49] <Runaway1956> https://www.facebook.com
[02:13:50] <shekel> ^ 03Facebook
[02:14:04] <Ethanol-fueled> They have a 90-watt CO2 laser shoot a stream of tin droplers, and the UV radiation from the resulting plasma acts as the UV laser.
[02:14:29] <dyingtolive> because of UV concerns? lasers are awesome? why leave otherwise?
[02:14:45] <Ethanol-fueled> because the job itself was ridiculously fucking unsafe.
[02:15:07] * Runaway1956 scorns safety
[02:15:13] <dyingtolive> like the previous warehouse job? why not try to get in someplace in a desk job?
[02:15:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I worked on the other laser systems, but the machinery was always breaking down and I was expected to behave very unsafely to make the numbers.
[02:15:53] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, getting a programming job takes too much time and time is not what I have. I figure I'll hump it as a technician untill I graduate in a few months.
[02:16:06] <dyingtolive> is this the same job you were talking about a few days ago?
[02:16:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah.
[02:16:27] <dyingtolive> oh, ok. i got confused.
[02:16:55] <dyingtolive> been drinking for eight hours. i'm surprised i can still spell.
[02:17:03] <Ethanol-fueled> I can get a technician job in a week or 2 here. Getting a programming job without a previous software title is gonna be a bitch. Doable, but a time-consuming bitch.
[02:17:54] <dyingtolive> i just figured those were growing on trees there based upon the constant clamoring for more visas.
[02:18:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahaha. Fun-ny.
[02:18:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Qualcomm--
[02:18:21] <Bender> karma - qualcomm: -1
[02:18:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Edison--
[02:18:24] <Bender> karma - edison: -1
[02:18:39] <dyingtolive> long as we're at that.
[02:18:41] <dyingtolive> nortel--
[02:18:41] <Bender> karma - nortel: -1
[02:18:47] <dyingtolive> huh. only -1.
[02:18:56] <dyingtolive> yahoo--
[02:18:56] <Bender> karma - yahoo: -1
[02:18:57] <dyingtolive> yahoo--
[02:18:57] <Bender> karma - yahoo: -2
[02:18:57] <dyingtolive> yahoo--
[02:18:57] <Bender> karma - yahoo: -3
[02:18:57] <dyingtolive> yahoo--
[02:18:57] <Bender> karma - yahoo: -4
[02:19:00] <dyingtolive> yahoo--
[02:19:00] <Bender> karma - yahoo: -5
[02:19:03] <dyingtolive> yahoo--
[02:19:03] <Bender> karma - yahoo: -6
[02:19:05] <dyingtolive> yahoo--
[02:19:05] <Bender> karma - yahoo: -7
[02:19:08] <dyingtolive> aww.
[02:19:17] <dyingtolive> at least it caught up.
[02:23:17] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, did you get your name from Trapped Under Ice?
[02:24:00] <dyingtolive> no. never listened to them actually, though i like punk. might have to give them a shot.
[02:24:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Trapped Under Ice is a metallica song
[02:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.businessinsider.com
[02:24:39] <shekel> ^ 03Github: The full inside story - Business Insider
[02:24:40] <Ethanol-fueled> that contains the lyrics "dying to love"
[02:25:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're apparently refusing to hire white women in the name of diversity
[02:25:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Depressing, Buzzard. What is needed is a boycott...if only Sourceforge didn't shoot themselves in the foot.
[02:25:21] <dyingtolive> it was from the only possibly insightful observation i've ever made, i told a chick once, totally drunk, that most people are just boring people waiting to die, all i've ever done was sit around, dying to live.
[02:25:35] <dyingtolive> apparently that got me laid.
[02:25:45] <SirFinkus> eww
[02:25:53] <SirFinkus> what a corny, drunk sentiment
[02:25:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha dyingtolive...aka Holden Caulfield
[02:26:10] <Ethanol-fueled> after Philosophy101 and a bag of weed
[02:26:18] <Ethanol-fueled> perhaps soem Boone's Farm wine?
[02:26:48] <Ethanol-fueled> What a bunch of goddamn phonies. I wanna move to a colony with all of dem deaf-mutes.
[02:26:52] <dyingtolive> given that point in my life, it was probably a couple 40s of old english... and maybe other chemical alternations.
[02:27:14] <SirFinkus> got you laid though, so can't really fault that
[02:27:29] <dyingtolive> well, yeah.
[02:27:43] <SirFinkus> ends, means, justification etc
[02:28:16] <Ethanol-fueled> That's almost like getting laid because you tell women you like Morrossey
[02:28:16] <dyingtolive> the only other thing that comes to mind was when we were barreling down the interstate to gencon and i was (after road loading) drunkenly describing the concept of "jesus, the brand-name, not the religion"
[02:28:21] <Ethanol-fueled> or The Smiths. Yeeech!
[02:28:28] <dyingtolive> woah, hey, i got standards, man.
[02:28:40] <SirFinkus> that's going a little far Ethanol-fueled
[02:30:43] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[02:33:29] <Bytram> paulej72++
[02:33:29] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 192
[02:33:34] <Bytram> paulej72++ editor
[02:33:34] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 193
[02:33:40] <Bytram> paulej72++ editor's page improvements
[02:33:40] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 194
[02:34:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, is that a staff-only function?
[02:34:31] <Bytram> yep
[02:34:41] <Bytram> editors... need to be able to edit stories, yanno?
[02:34:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[02:35:12] <Bytram> sorry, didn't mean to be so flippant. just worked 9 days straight and I'm not the most coherent atm
[02:35:19] <dyingtolive> slashdot never had that function? call me surprised.
[02:35:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, how else they gonna bring us gems like the Alzheimers cock
[02:35:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't know whether or not I am full of shit, but it seems that the community whinings are becoming lesser (with the recent exception of publishing latency compared to greenbars)
[02:36:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, if that's a sentence you feel the need to apologize for, then I have a few niggers for you.
[02:36:50] <dyingtolive> no doubt, i do not think i've ever worked 3 days in a row without becoming incoherient.
[02:37:01] <Bytram> 'Say what you mena, mean what you say, but don't say it mean.' That's a rule that I try to live by, and it has served me well for many a decade
[02:39:08] <SirFinkus> that's worse than dyingtolive's sentiment
[02:39:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prefer the fuck em and feed em fish-heads approach
[02:39:34] <dyingtolive> fish-heads, fish-heads, tiny little fish heads...
[02:39:34] <SirFinkus> FISH HEADS FISH HEADS, ROLY POLY FISH HEADS
[02:39:51] <SirFinkus> FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, EAT THEM UP YUM!
[02:40:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ i took a fish head out to see a movie, i didn't have to pay to get it in ♫
[02:41:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretentious gourmands and ghetto Mexicans adn Asians eat the fish heads
[02:43:06] <paulej72> I heard cod cheek is tasty
[02:43:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea if you're kidding or not. damned dry senses of humor.
[02:44:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, i'm worried. this could be our first upgrade where nothing has gone significantly wrong.
[02:45:06] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys are gittin gud, Buzzard
[02:45:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was like bam, upgraded.
[02:46:22] <dyingtolive> i'm getting 404s on all pages. dev returns a "1146: Table '<database>.<table>' doesn't exist"
[02:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> man it's scary. i keep waiting for the other shoe to drop.
[02:46:29] -!- tramtrist [tramtrist!~tramtrist@dzf.tramtrist.com] has joined #Soylent
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[02:46:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> whew, all better then.
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[02:46:58] <dyingtolive> ...i'm fucking with you.
[02:47:03] <paulej72> I saw the cod thing on Food Network Chopped
[02:47:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> that is just odd
[02:47:40] <Ethanol-fueled> The fish cheeks are supposed to be the bomb, But some eat the eyes.
[02:47:58] <dyingtolive> has anyone tried monkey brain?
[02:48:14] <cmn32480> they were chilled... it doenst' count
[02:48:15] <paulej72> one of the mystery ingredients was fish carcasses.
[02:48:36] <SirFinkus> fish carcasses are delicious
[02:48:51] <SirFinkus> ever had worschester sauce?
[02:48:58] <SirFinkus> or however the fuck you spell it
[02:49:08] <SirFinkus> or caeser dressing
[02:49:12] <paulej72> yes, I know "how its made"
[02:49:18] <SirFinkus> or fish sauce
[02:49:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, can i go through the db and set anyone's sig who has a mod_ban_date other than the default to "I ♥ moose wang!"?
[02:49:30] <dyingtolive> or good beef jerky for that matter.
[02:49:50] <dyingtolive> that's MY sig. damnit.
[02:49:58] <paulej72> Only on April 1
[02:50:27] <Ethanol-fueled> That would be awesome.
[02:51:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> we need to set that in the db as the default for sigs
[02:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, we got a month n change to figure out a good prank
[02:52:29] <cmn32480> oooo revenge of the nerds is on HBO
[02:52:31] <paulej72> vt200 for all
[02:53:01] <SirFinkus> I'm telling you, fake ads
[02:53:21] <cmn32480> Viagra ads
[02:53:22] <SirFinkus> subtle references to dice
[02:53:28] <paulej72> I tried that the other day and I hated it much more that than vt100
[02:53:31] <SirFinkus> commander taco's mexican food etc
[02:53:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot of the ed staff actually use vt100
[02:53:59] <Tramtrist> commander taco on soylent?
[02:54:16] <SirFinkus> naw, he's not
[02:54:22] <SirFinkus> that I'm aware of
[02:54:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we did reserve the nicks though for cmdrtaco and cowboy neal
[02:54:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Announce beta and make the UI really shitty
[02:54:34] <SirFinkus> didn't he do a q and a?
[02:54:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, neal did
[02:55:07] <Tramtrist> ah ok
[02:55:14] <Ethanol-fueled> like, really shitty. like 300 px padding
[02:55:20] <SirFinkus> Convert your car to be ethanol fueled!
[02:56:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd be happy to submit a joke submission
[02:56:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, i need a smoke and some more very sweet tea.
[02:56:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Kinda bummed about my writer's block lately though...
[02:57:00] <dyingtolive> i would like my car to be ethanol fueled, but i have some minorities as friends and i'm afraid the car will not run when they are in it. what do i do?
[02:57:21] <dyingtolive> sweet tea? you mean, tea with the white man's poison?
[02:57:35] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[02:57:50] <dyingtolive> (high fructose corn syrup)
[02:57:51] <SirFinkus> sweet tea is disgusting
[02:57:55] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, a joke about a smallpox blanket would have probably been more appropriate.
[02:57:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, sugar? fuck poison. sugar is teh awsum
[02:58:05] <SirFinkus> not in tea
[02:58:06] <Ethanol-fueled> waitaminute...Buzzard....TEA?!
[02:58:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, it's night time. i want to sleep sooner or later.
[02:58:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Awwwww, ssssheeeeit, we're losing 'im!
[02:58:47] <dyingtolive> Ethanol-fueled: that's fair. i apologize for any inappropriateness or microagressions i might have committed.
[02:58:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee is for when i want something in my cup that will grab me by the throat and smake me around until i wake up.
[02:58:58] <SirFinkus> it's about time for me to start drinking
[02:59:35] <dyingtolive> i'm kind of panicking because it's only 21:00 here and i have a single killians left in the fridge, and half a good beer in front of me.
[02:59:48] * Ethanol-fueled is drinking slower tonight after having had his shoulder almost dislocated in an arm-wrestling match followed by a punk show after 30 shots of Jager last night
[03:00:00] <SirFinkus> jesus
[03:00:15] <dyingtolive> that sounds metal enough: i nod my head in approval.
[03:00:23] <dyingtolive> who was the punk show? anyone with a name?
[03:00:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, more like 10 or 15 shots. But before that we were drinking IPAs.
[03:00:35] <SirFinkus> *bang* your head in approval
[03:00:52] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, the opener was a band called 13 wolves, who performed in werewolf masks
[03:01:12] <dyingtolive> that could be badass. were there actually 13 of them?
[03:01:27] <Ethanol-fueled> there were 4.
[03:01:48] <SirFinkus> closest I like to punk is probably Drive Like Jehu
[03:01:55] <SirFinkus> usually fun to see punk shows live though
[03:01:59] <dyingtolive> oh. i'm a little disappointed, but it's not like a large group makes a good punk band.
[03:02:38] <dyingtolive> ever see NOFX? i've always wanted to see them, but they don't really leave cali normally from what i understand.
[03:02:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh wait, it was The Wind Playing Tricks, Fistfights with Wolves, and others
[03:03:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nofx is da bomb.
[03:03:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Never saw NOFX, like them though.
[03:03:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube separation of church and skate
[03:03:15] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:03:34] <dyingtolive> yeeees.
[03:03:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Fistfights with wolves has a sign on stage (along iwth some skulls) that said "13 WOlves"
[03:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly the best punk song in 20 years
[03:04:21] <dyingtolive> i saw voodoo glow skulls once. they were... disappointing in person.
[03:04:50] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, I saw them once and they were pretty badass.
[03:05:00] <Ethanol-fueled> at a dive bar which was so badass it got shut down
[03:05:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm really just not impressed with punk that's come out after the late 80s. cept the offspring and nofx.
[03:05:25] <dyingtolive> huh. wonder what changed. maybe they weren't into the venue or something.
[03:05:27] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:05:28] <shekel> ^ 03Nigel Pepper Cock - The Mullet Mafia - YouTube
[03:05:58] <dyingtolive> there's been basically no punk since the late 80s, in my opinion, nofx excepted.
[03:06:23] * TheMightyBuzzard starts a riot
[03:06:25] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[03:06:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> and Green Day
[03:06:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Fistfights with Wolves - yiff in hell, firfags!
[03:06:42] <SirFinkus> http://www.lifeisabuse.com
[03:06:43] <shekel> ^ 03NIGEL PEPPPER COCK
[03:06:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> put down the chain! it was a joke!
[03:07:01] <dyingtolive> fuck green day.
[03:07:14] <SirFinkus> god, green day is shit
[03:07:16] <Ethanol-fueled> green day sucked past Dookie like Metallica sucked past Black ALbum
[03:07:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Site Upgrade 16_02 - http://sylnt.us - workin'-in-the-coal-mine
[03:07:28] <dyingtolive> dookie was cool, but then they started pretending they had some kind of opinion on things and stuff, and i can't respect that.
[03:07:45] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, and then Billie Joe started wearing mascara.
[03:07:53] <Ethanol-fueled> and recorded GOOD RIDDANCE
[03:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube always hate hippies
[03:07:54] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:07:56] <dyingtolive> https://www.youtube.com
[03:07:56] <shekel> ^ 03The Dead Milkmen - Peter Bazooka [Official Video] - YouTube
[03:08:13] <Tramtrist> dyingtolive: correct
[03:09:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I like Rancid, though lots say that's when Tim Armstrong (of Op Ivy) sold out
[03:09:23] <Ethanol-fueled> It might be overproduced but the songwriting is solid.
[03:09:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they're not precisely punk though.
[03:09:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> more punk-lite
[03:09:36] <dyingtolive> i saw them at a concert once, they started doing 15 second bits of other songs, i got pissed and told the two women i was with that i was leaving and stormed out.
[03:09:41] <dyingtolive> green day that is.
[03:10:05] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, you mean like a medley?
[03:10:17] <dyingtolive> _i_ was there for kaiser chiefs and kings of leon, who opened.
[03:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck this, i need nicotine
[03:10:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Metallica does a Justice medley that's somewhat decent.
[03:10:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Kings of LEON?!!! HAHahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha
[03:10:38] <Ethanol-fueled> come on, man. Really?!
[03:10:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Were you at that show to get laid?
[03:10:58] <SirFinkus> didn't a bird shit in the bassist's mouth or something?
[03:11:03] <SirFinkus> or am I thinking of a different band
[03:11:15] <dyingtolive> nah, it was basically the memorable part of one song, after another song. they were playing a tiny bit of each song to cheat needing to shell out royalties for each song.
[03:11:30] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, that's tacky as fuck.
[03:11:32] <dyingtolive> it was like, 15 seconds of johnny b good, 15 seconds of ring of fire.
[03:11:44] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:11:45] <shekel> ^ 03CNN Music: Pigeons poop on Kings of Leon concert - YouTube
[03:12:08] <Tramtrist> hah
[03:12:23] <dyingtolive> really, i was more into kaiser chiefs. kings of leon MIGHT have only been because one of the chicks was super into them. they have a couple songs i don't mind so much though.
[03:12:32] <SirFinkus> birds knew what was up
[03:12:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah SirFinkus
[03:12:53] <SirFinkus> did a public service
[03:13:00] <Ethanol-fueled> that was rad as fuck. They sure did.
[03:13:03] <dyingtolive> the one where the guy screams at his guitar to make noise against the pickups is kind of cool. never seen anyone do that.
[03:13:58] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, I fondly remember when Tom Morello did the pick scrape on "Bulls on Parade" to mimic the sound of a turntable scratching. That was pretty boss
[03:14:12] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:14:12] <shekel> ^ 03Kings Of Leon - Shreds - Their Worst Performance Ever. - YouTube
[03:14:14] <dyingtolive> oh man. i have such mixed feelings about that.
[03:14:14] <SirFinkus> oh god
[03:14:22] <Ethanol-fueled> My friend called Rage Against the Machine "A bunch of pissed-off Mexicans" but they had a simple formula that worked.
[03:14:29] <SirFinkus> worse than the metallica one
[03:14:50] <dyingtolive> RAtM is one of those things where i HATED them through most of high school and college, only because of their fants.
[03:14:54] <dyingtolive> fans.
[03:16:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I loved that video "Freedom" about how the FBI fucked over Leonard Peltier, but their fans were just edgy Che Guevara-wearing teens who didn't know shit from shine-ola.
[03:16:37] <dyingtolive> i remember in high school, one of my friends was high as shit and was all like, "dude, you gotta listen to this" and puts fucking ratm on, and is all like "Morello is the best guitar player ever." i listened to the song and then i decided for sure, "man, i'm going to fucking college. enjoy your life in podunk town."
[03:17:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, Morello could actually shred when he wanted to, but he was by no means even close to "The best"
[03:17:32] <dyingtolive> oh yeah, talented, sure. the best? not by a long shot.
[03:17:47] <dyingtolive> ironically, i love the shit out of The Watchmen.
[03:18:20] <Ethanol-fueled> he had a quote: "Most of the action takes place on the fifth and sixth strings, and on the third and fifth frets." Simple, but not something even a retard could get wrong
[03:18:21] <dyingtolive> the watchmen the lights are on in spider town
[03:18:51] <dyingtolive> https://www.youtube.com
[03:18:52] <shekel> ^ 03Tom Morello - The Lights Are On In Spidertown - YouTube
[03:18:55] <dyingtolive> there we go
[03:19:05] <dyingtolive> the nightwatchmen, rather.
[03:20:06] <dyingtolive> that would imply an emphasis on treble, would it not?
[03:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, Bender, where the fuck's the article announcement?
[03:20:43] <cmn32480> give him a minute
[03:20:53] <cmn32480> he's slow like a dimwitted turtle
[03:21:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, he's on a 15m timer. then another 10m for the twitter post.
[03:21:27] <SirFinkus> not an expert, but I think the classical and flamenco guys blow the shit out of anyone playing rock music
[03:22:52] <cmn32480> flamenco is unreal
[03:22:57] <paulej72> bender on trolls the site every x minutes where x is 30 iirc
[03:23:11] <SirFinkus> I suspect it might be easier than it looks/sounds
[03:23:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Classical and Flamenco guys are pretty boss....not to mention that most of them unlike rockers actually know how to read music.
[03:23:19] <Ethanol-fueled> and Have had rigorous training.
[03:24:00] <SirFinkus> Michael Romeo was a classical guitarist and started playing speed metal because it was easier
[03:25:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, brad paisley ftw on guitar. period. https://www.youtube.com
[03:25:09] <shekel> ^ 03Brad Paisley - Time Warp (Live on Letterman) - YouTube
[03:27:22] <SirFinkus> not bad, but that shit is not as hard as it looks to play
[03:27:28] <dyingtolive> ugh.. i'm out of good beer. now i'm going to have to WALK to the gas station, like a peasant. all because i'm sober enough to drive a car, but waaay too drunk to drive two blocks.
[03:29:38] <Ethanol-fueled> First world problems.
[03:30:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, the Hellecasters could kick Brad Paisley's ass
[03:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hell yeah. fuck the 2nd n 3rd worlds
[03:31:10] <SirFinkus> I know several people that could probably pull that off
[03:31:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, there are a few perpetrations in guitar that sound "crazy" to the layperson which are actually easy to do.
[03:31:38] <Bytram> !uid
[03:31:38] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6105, owned by oregonjohn
[03:31:39] <SirFinkus> yeah, that's one of them
[03:31:49] <SirFinkus> I've played enough to see that's not nearly as hard as it looks
[03:31:49] <Ethanol-fueled> A lot of finger-roll stuff in flamenco, two-handed tapping in rock/metal, etc.
[03:33:14] <SirFinkus> djang reinhart could probably manage that paisley stuff
[03:33:19] <Ethanol-fueled> The picking part of "eruption" is much more difficult than the tapping part is, even though the tapping part sounds cooler
[03:33:48] <SirFinkus> *django reinhardt
[03:34:07] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha, goddamn gypsy scum playing with a deformed hand
[03:34:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> --him for having a hard to spell name
[03:34:10] <shekel> Karma - him: -1
[03:34:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Now that's pretty down
[03:34:24] <SirFinkus> his mother was named "negros"
[03:35:21] <Ethanol-fueled> "negro" isn't a bad word in Spanish and many other languages.
[03:35:29] <SirFinkus> I know
[03:35:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to sub the github says "we don't want no white women, cause diversity!" story
[03:35:43] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:35:44] <shekel> ^ 03Django Reinhardt Jattendrai Swing 1939 live - YouTube
[03:35:56] <SirFinkus> this is the manliest music video I've ever seen
[03:35:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i'm tired n don't wanna
[03:36:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I was thinking the same thing. Banned from slashdot and now GitHub for using the name "Ethanol-fueled"
[03:36:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, they're not worth humoring anyway.
[03:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> fook em
[03:36:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Getting banned is too easy.
[03:37:18] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah, I remember when you set me at mode +b a little over a year ago because you wanted Christmas to be quiet here
[03:37:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahaha
[03:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> did i? that was rather brilliant of me.
[03:39:16] <Tramtrist> hah
[03:39:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, to be fair, I was on holiday vacation and posting all-cap rants and slurs the previous few days in arow
[03:39:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you was in rare form
[03:39:39] <SirFinkus> well, not that rare
[03:39:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't even think I was there when you did it, I remember seeing it in the logs
[03:39:54] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[03:40:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> tyranny ftw
[03:40:09] <Ethanol-fueled> So to unleash revenge upon the community, I recorded and released "Gay Jewish Robots"
[03:40:46] <Ethanol-fueled> When I was banned from Slashdot I was more immature, and was actually surprised by it because they were like, "muh free speech"
[03:41:19] <Ethanol-fueled> But now, I think that anybody who runs a site can do whatever the fuck they want with it. I get banned? Tough shit, try not being an asshole next time.
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[03:42:21] <SirFinkus> Deucalion you still up?
[03:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't even know how to go about banning someone from the site
[03:42:37] <SirFinkus> redirect them to last measure
[03:42:47] <Ethanol-fueled> last_measure++
[03:42:47] <Bender> karma - last_measure: 1
[03:42:49] <Deucalion> sup SirFink?
[03:42:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Ahhh, the good old days.
[03:43:10] <SirFinkus> I think it was you who was looking at steam games
[03:43:21] <SirFinkus> Cities Skylines is on sale right now, I'd highly recommend it
[03:43:36] <SirFinkus> spiritual successor to the sim city games
[03:44:37] <Ethanol-fueled> man, /sci/ has been going to shit lately.
[03:44:56] <swiss> s/\/sci\//the internet/
[03:45:50] <SirFinkus> I probably should download the republican debate, it sounds like it was pretty funny
[03:45:56] <Deucalion> Yeh, I noted the Lunar something or other sale with a bazillion games on sale. I don't really have the kit right now to handle anything modern though.
[03:46:27] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be
[03:46:28] <shekel> ^ 03Ben Carson and Trump don't want to go on stage - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:46:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i may need to get red dead redemption
[03:46:53] <SirFinkus> jeb bush looks so worried
[03:47:01] <SirFinkus> "the fuck is going on?"
[03:47:17] <swiss> SirFinkus: "please clap"
[03:47:23] <swiss> SirFinkus: "i want to be your first"
[03:48:14] <Ethanol-fueled> American politcal "debates"
[03:48:37] <SirFinkus> American "debates" are terrible
[03:48:49] <SirFinkus> basically anything on television anyway
[03:49:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, we're masturs of debates
[03:49:05] <SirFinkus> 30 seconds is not enough time to make an argument
[03:49:18] <SirFinkus> proper debates give you 15 minutes or more
[03:49:26] <swiss> political debates are about winning opinion, not about winning the argument
[03:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> "shaddup or i'll shoot you in the face" is a winner every time.
[03:49:31] <cmn32480> oh yes... our political process is a bunch of masterdebaters
[03:49:48] <SirFinkus> isn't that literally what winning the argument is?
[03:50:40] <SirFinkus> giving such a short time to debaters favors the loud and outrageous
[03:51:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, swiss - not to mention that "debate" nowadays has degenerated to utilizing logical fallacies such as appeal to emotion.
[03:51:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Debate used to be respectable.
[03:51:27] <swiss> Ethanol-fueled: uh... political debate was *always* that way
[03:51:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they never actually answered the question asked
[03:51:50] <SirFinkus> have you ever actually watched a proper debate swiss?
[03:52:26] <swiss> i've seen proper debates - and they aren't on a political stage
[03:52:36] <swiss> you occasionally might find one on CSPAN
[03:52:48] <SirFinkus> they often are about political subjects though
[03:53:01] <swiss> yes, but they aren't there to garner votes
[03:53:17] <swiss> they exist to change opinions on issues. Not to bring in votes.
[03:54:12] <Ethanol-fueled> College-level debates used to be a good analog of football. Play by the rules, sportsmanship is king, and you get punished for tacky shit like spiking the ball when you get a touchdown.
[03:54:56] <Ethanol-fueled> At least college-level ball still has class and sportsmanship. College-level debates are now "muh emotions."
[03:55:06] <dyingtolive> i'm back.
[03:55:15] <Ethanol-fueled> CSPAN does rock though.
[03:55:26] * Ethanol-fueled likes watching the Brits on CSPAN
[03:55:51] <cmn32480> sirfinkus - your favorite porn is on.... Mrs. Doubtfire
[03:56:05] <SirFinkus> sure, why not?
[03:56:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, fuck sportsmanship in debates. you're there to destroy your opponent's credibility not make friendly.
[03:56:36] <SirFinkus> oh, there's plenty of that
[03:56:47] <SirFinkus> at least in the debates I've watched
[03:57:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> that means if they go down, kick em inna fork
[03:57:39] <SirFinkus> it's more of a "don't bring up new arguments in your rebuttal time when they can't respond" thing
[03:57:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I agree with you, and fuck rules anyway. But once you've eaten from the forbidden fruit you disrespect fuckers who fight dirty....especially when they're fighting dirty to drive down your property values or salary.
[03:57:51] <SirFinkus> unless they're directly relevant to the rebuttal
[04:03:12] <swiss> re: your butt
[04:03:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Butts?
[04:03:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Where?
[04:04:08] * Ethanol-fueled turns sign around
[04:04:20] * Ethanol-fueled 's sign reads, "Must be female"
[04:04:36] * SirFinkus curses to himself
[04:04:39] <SirFinkus> foiled again
[04:05:00] * Gravis takes the aluminum foil away from SirFinkus
[04:05:10] <Gravis> SirFinkus: there is a limited amount of that, you know!
[04:05:17] <SirFinkus> but then the HAARP signals will get in Gravis!
[04:05:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Sarah Sharp has a restraining order against me now.
[04:05:44] <Gravis> SirFinkus: duh. i didn't make that thing for nothin!
[04:05:51] <SirFinkus> does she really?
[04:06:01] <SirFinkus> she should put a restraining order on dat ass
[04:06:06] <SirFinkus> because it's causing problems
[04:06:13] <SirFinkus> it's out of control
[04:06:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, fink. Fortunately it's out of state so I can still have fun here.
[04:06:50] <SirFinkus> ahh, so it's a federal case now
[04:06:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Not really.
[04:07:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Computers weren't involved.
[04:07:43] <SirFinkus> I'd get a pic of that girl at school, but I'm not enough of a creep
[04:07:57] <Ethanol-fueled> I showed up to her doorstep, her Swedish boyfriend wanted it, but she didn't.
[04:08:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, this is a true story...
[04:08:18] <swiss> i think she went to talk at Scale
[04:08:38] <Ethanol-fueled> The girl who was later to become my high school sweetheart sat behind me in the seventh grade.
[04:08:45] <dyingtolive> e-f: sounds plausable. i've heard stories about the swedes.
[04:09:11] <Ethanol-fueled> I had a nice wristwatch with a large reflective face. I used to position it so that I could stare at her breasts looking in the reflection.
[04:10:02] <Ethanol-fueled> creepin' before cell phones were common and small cameras were still the domain of the CIA and FSB.
[04:10:33] <SirFinkus> oh well, that's SOP
[04:10:43] <SirFinkus> with pictures and video, they have evidence
[04:10:51] <SirFinkus> if my fingers aren't nimble enough
[04:11:04] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[04:11:07] <Gravis> dyingtolive: e-f is an unreliable narrator for his own life. don't believe the shit he writes.
[04:11:18] <SirFinkus> you'Re very perceptive Gravis
[04:11:32] <SirFinkus> 30 shots of jager
[04:11:45] <dyingtolive> i know. i still prefer to believe all of it wholesale. it's the closest thing i'll ever get to a real-life hunter s. thompson. :)
[04:11:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, you are true, somewhat. The name of the game is to be credible enough to be believable, but embellish enough to be entertaining.
[04:11:58] <SirFinkus> except Hunter s. Thompson
[04:12:10] <dyingtolive> well, yeah.
[04:12:25] <SirFinkus> http://images.mentalfloss.com
[04:12:36] <Gravis> SirFinkus: considering i have him on /ignore, yeah i would say it's perceptive.
[04:12:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Konomi had me on /ignore too.
[04:13:06] <Ethanol-fueled> And she left.
[04:13:27] <dyingtolive> man, what a time to be alive.
[04:13:28] * Bytram misses konomi
[04:14:00] <Ethanol-fueled> permaban me, and invite konomi to take my place.
[04:14:21] <SirFinkus> http://i.dailymail.co.uk
[04:14:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, she wouldn't join staff n put her awesome perl skillz to work. i can't get too upset.
[04:14:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, i'd rather have you around.
[04:15:26] <Ethanol-fueled> It depends on the culture.
[04:15:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> you got an active interest in the community. she didn't or she'd still be here.
[04:18:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah.
[04:19:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> we be the hardest of the hard around here. trial by fire for any idea or ideal. step up or get the fuck out.
[04:20:28] * SirFinkus rolls eyes
[04:20:40] <dyingtolive> okay. fiiine.
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[04:21:09] <dyingtolive> nah, just kidding.
[04:21:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone ballsy enough to proclaim their love of moose wang is welcome
[04:22:16] <dyingtolive> well, it's not that i love moose wang. it's just that i haven't found anything else i love as much.
[04:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, i even like Gravis. it takes sack to be as wrong as he is on everything and still hang around.
[04:22:34] <dyingtolive> lol
[04:22:42] <SirFinkus> Gravis is cool, fun to chat with
[04:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun to argue with too
[04:23:30] <Gravis> it's too bad TheMightyBuzzard is too dim to realize how wrong he is all the time :P
[04:24:05] <SirFinkus> that sums up the human condition really
[04:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not dimness, that's just playing the odds.
[04:24:12] <SirFinkus> we're too dumb to know when we're wrong
[04:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i've only been wrong like three times ever, so it's pretty long odds i was again.
[04:24:37] <SirFinkus> except me of course, I'm always right
[04:25:08] <dyingtolive> i'm only wrong in code. true story.
[04:25:15] <Gravis> SirFinkus: that's why i tell people, "well... there's always SirFinkus!" ;)
[04:25:45] * Deucalion has watched some playthroughs of XCOM 2, left unexcited... other than buffed graphics, a few buffed aliens, the missions look ~exactly~ the same as the XCOM EW / EU ones... just renamed some shit and made it look better. :/ I may be cynical :D
[04:25:53] <SirFinkus> curious gravis, what do you do for fun?
[04:25:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm never wrong in code. Bytram just goes behind me and introduces bugs to my perfect code.
[04:26:02] <Ethanol-fueled> OH SHIT, The SWAT TEAM IS HERE
[04:26:13] <dyingtolive> Deucalion: one of my friends is a total fangirl about that game. i don't get it.
[04:26:16] <Ethanol-fueled> *&%(*%(*&%*(&%&*%(*&% NO CARRIER
[04:26:20] <SirFinkus> oh, I always write perfect code as well
[04:26:21] <Deucalion> Hands Up EF!
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[04:26:28] <SirFinkus> the compiler fuckes up all the time though
[04:26:33] <SirFinkus> or obscure hardware bugs
[04:26:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[04:27:28] <Gravis> SirFinkus: code, watch tv shows, play with mr pug, play some video games... that kind of stuff
[04:27:31] <dyingtolive> i compile all my code with /dev/random. it's not always reliable.
[04:27:48] <paulej72> my code is perfect, it is the universe that it runs in that is all fucked up
[04:27:56] <Deucalion> dyingtolive, I didn't get XCOM at all before I played it... having never played a turn based game before... but dayum is it addictive once you grasp the mechanics of it.
[04:28:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab paulej72
[04:28:16] <Bender> Added quote 667
[04:28:18] <SirFinkus> I'll make an admission
[04:28:23] <SirFinkus> when I was learning
[04:28:29] <SirFinkus> I once forgot a semicolon
[04:28:31] <paulej72> I never heard a penis called mr pug
[04:29:39] <Gravis> SirFinkus: mr pug is hilarious. https://imgur.com
[04:29:41] <shekel> ^ 03He loves to wear this thing. - Imgur
[04:29:53] <SirFinkus> lol
[04:29:58] <dyingtolive> deucalion: i played one of the earlier ones. i forget which, but yeah, i agree. it's just such a soul-breaking game that it's like nethack to me: why play any version of it other than that which you have when you can't even master the one that you have.
[04:29:58] <SirFinkus> he doesn't look very happy
[04:30:14] <SirFinkus> he has that look my dog has when I give him a bath
[04:30:18] <SirFinkus> resignation to his fate
[04:30:51] <dyingtolive> naw, that pug is all, "what do you mean i don't look badass. i got this shit in spades!"
[04:30:52] <Gravis> SirFinkus: that was after bath
[04:31:33] <Gravis> but he loves to wear things and have his picture taken
[04:31:48] <dyingtolive> i have a batman shirt for my dog. like, adam west batman. i put it on him, and he always gives me this tentative look that i think spells out, "am i people now, or am i still dog?"
[04:32:45] <SirFinkus> https://twitter.com
[04:32:46] <shekel> ^ 03Chris Megerian on Twitter: "What's worse than waterboarding? "You'll find out," Trump tells me. https://t.co"
[04:32:59] <SirFinkus> glad we have some reasonable voices from the republicans
[04:33:32] <dyingtolive> man that guy is so totally going to be the next hitler, and i'm going to laugh myself to death.
[04:33:36] <Deucalion> dyingtolive, I'm only now plodding through XCOM: Enemy Unknown when I can be bothered with it. XCOM 2... meh... stick it on the wishlist for when it inevitable hits a sale :D
[04:34:11] <Tramtrist> toys in the attic
[04:34:37] <dyingtolive> eh, far as turn based games go, i'll always go with fallout before xcom. far less despressing except when your dog dies. i get kind of irrational about that.
[04:35:13] <SirFinkus> Valkyrie Chronicles is pretty good too
[04:35:15] <dyingtolive> "DONT HURT MY DOG"... rushes into melee with a super mutant in spite of not having melee weapons.
[04:35:23] <SirFinkus> if you don't mine anime crap
[04:35:37] <dyingtolive> my old roommate loved that game. never played it.
[04:36:13] <SirFinkus> the art is great too
[04:36:30] <SirFinkus> not as deep as xcom, but in the same ballpark I htink
[04:36:56] <SirFinkus> it's pretty too, especially the pc version
[04:36:59] <dyingtolive> maybe i'll keep an eye out for the obligatory steam sale.
[04:37:01] <SirFinkus> at 60fps
[04:37:07] <Deucalion> Not touched any of the fallout stuff as yet, didn't even know it was turn based.... always assumed it was some run n gun tripe with an overload of cut scenes. Guess I shall have to reconsider :)
[04:37:20] <SirFinkus> the new ones really aren't
[04:37:50] <SirFinkus> it's on sale now, but only for 33%
[04:38:07] <Deucalion> Tramtrist, "toys in the attic"? - is that a game?
[04:38:12] <dyingtolive> quite the contrary. the old ones had few cutscenes. you could break them easily, but in a good sort of way. it was one of those games where you made your own level of difficulty. the ultima games come to mind as far as a comparison.
[04:38:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Drones Banned from Flying Within 32 Miles of Super Bowl - http://sylnt.us - bring-yer-beer
[04:38:45] <dyingtolive> the bethesda games have been... lackluster by comparison. more run and gun, probably fewer scripted moments, all things considered.
[04:39:04] * TheMightyBuzzard laffs
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[04:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> just got someone going I WILL FITE YOU IRL on twitter
[04:39:48] <SirFinkus> well/
[04:39:52] <SirFinkus> go fite him then
[04:39:57] <Deucalion> do you get to choose your load out?
[04:40:00] <Deucalion> :D
[04:40:28] * Deucalion customizes TMB's hair.... pink bangs... that should do :P
[04:40:31] <dyingtolive> i'll happily be someone's second. i'll even bring the camera.
[04:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, needs to be blue for full on SJW cammo
[04:40:53] <dyingtolive> this isn't uwe boll is it? things wound up bad for the last person who fought him./
[04:41:51] * Deucalion customizes TMB's hair.... blue crop cut, adds a few facial piercings and some thick rimmed glasses with plain lenses... that should do :P Better?
[04:42:03] <dyingtolive> tattoos. love of tattoos.
[04:42:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> dyingtolive, any fight involving me at my age is going to look like the guy who comes out swinging swords all over like a boss, then indiana jones pulls out his pistol and shoots him.
[04:42:12] <dyingtolive> ugh, lots of, rather.
[04:42:43] <dyingtolive> TheMightyBuzzard, just to be sure, which one are you? :)
[04:42:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> the one who's too old to take an ass whooping
[04:42:57] <Deucalion> question is... are you swinging the swords or the one saying "ahh fuck off"... BLAM?
[04:43:06] <dyingtolive> that's the right answer.
[04:43:13] <Deucalion> wow - I am slow :D
[04:43:54] <dyingtolive> in that case, make sure you're not fighting anyone named Han.
[04:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth, he'd shoot first
[04:44:31] * SirFinkus is watching AOE2 multiplayer games
[04:44:36] <dyingtolive> i can't picture it going down any other way.
[04:44:54] <paulej72> ppppapsapspsapsdjakjsajkadssdfasdffgsa
[04:46:00] <Bytram> paulej72: might want to get some sleep.
[04:46:13] <Bytram> paulej72: looks like you are typing with your head again.
[04:46:14] <Bytram> :/
[04:46:17] <SirFinkus> or shoo the cat off the keyboard
[04:46:29] <paulej72> I am only half a asleopp
[04:46:32] <Bytram> paulej72++ kudos on the site upgrade going so smoothly!
[04:46:32] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 195
[04:46:45] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ kudos on the site upgrade going so smoothly!
[04:46:45] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 212
[04:47:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, i blame paulej72
[04:47:15] <Bytram> ok
[04:47:18] <Bytram> paulej72++
[04:47:18] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 196
[04:47:22] <Bytram> is that better?
[04:47:38] <dyingtolive> someone needs to break the site.
[04:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i said
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[04:48:01] <Bytram> I have tomorrow off, hope to get some time to give it a go
[04:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> look, a volunteer!
[04:48:21] <SirFinkus> something needed fucking?
[04:48:23] <dyingtolive> e-f go break prod. they're way too happy about it working.
[04:48:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Kill the police, kill the whole force. Smash the system, destroy the courts!
[04:49:11] <dyingtolive> but then the mexicans and blacks might take over!
[04:49:37] <paulej72> give what a go Bytram
[04:49:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I like Mexicans and Blacks.
[04:49:56] <Ethanol-fueled> More honest, if not flawed, than Whites.
[04:50:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Better food too.
[04:50:12] <dyingtolive> can't argue with that.
[04:50:20] <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled: I thought SWAT came by to pick you up
[04:50:27] <Bytram> well, given that there was a regression in the text-alignemnt on the story queue, wanted to play around with the site and see if I can find anything else.
[04:50:29] <dyingtolive> ...yeah, good point.
[04:50:31] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley, I had my AR.
[04:51:01] <Ethanol-fueled> They'll come by in a bit again, and with more firepower, but that leaves me with an hour or so of peace.
[04:51:21] <dyingtolive> so they saw the AR and they realized you were just a good god-fearing patriot?
[04:51:23] <paulej72> Gun carring while white is not a jailable offence
[04:51:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Helicopters are surprisingly easy to shoot down.
[04:52:11] <dyingtolive> i mean, makes sense. it's a slap on the wrist for him.
[04:52:24] <Tramtrist> wtb mobile site
[04:52:33] <dyingtolive> probably worse penalties for a parking ticket.
[04:53:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Snipers are for Obama visits. They don't put them on the copters or anything. The ghetto bird here only illuminates with visible adn infared light.
[04:54:17] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:54:27] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone!
[04:55:27] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com this game is pretty epic
[04:55:28] <shekel> ^ 03AoE2HD: I have no words for this game - YouTube
[04:57:10] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:57:10] <shekel> ^ 03Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII [Hard] - Chapter 1: Sea of Flames - [3/5 - BOSS: Dragonfly] - YouTube
[04:57:22] <Ethanol-fueled> This is what the past hour looked like in my hood
[04:58:23] <dyingtolive> we'll, you know, nights like that happen in the hood.
[04:59:06] <Tramtrist> wondering which FF game i should play on ps4.. never really played a full FF all the way through
[04:59:09] <Tramtrist> so a newb
[04:59:16] <Tramtrist> wondering which is the b est intro
[04:59:22] <Deucalion> what it looked like on your hood or your head e-f?
[04:59:25] <Ethanol-fueled> tramtrist, start with 7, then, 8.
[04:59:26] <Bytram|away> FF?
[04:59:35] <dyingtolive> sell the ps4. use the money to buy FF7 on pc from steam.
[04:59:38] <Tramtrist> final fantasy
[04:59:52] <Ethanol-fueled> everything goes downhill from then so you wont waste your monies from then on.
[04:59:58] <Tramtrist> :(
[05:00:12] <Tramtrist> ok maybe ill try 7 then
[05:00:30] <dyingtolive> 7 was the best. other worthwhile games are 4, 5, and 6.
[05:00:30] <Bytram|away> Tramtrist: ahh, got it. thanks!
[05:01:06] <dyingtolive> one you handle those, you're ready for hard mode, final fantasy (the first one)
[05:01:09] <Ethanol-fueled> FF 4, 6 were epic.
[05:01:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Gotta do them in order though.
[05:01:21] <Ethanol-fueled> 4, 6, 7, 8
[05:01:35] <dyingtolive> i don't know about that, but in order wouldn't be bad.
[05:01:41] <Ethanol-fueled> It helps to start with 1 but if you dont, follow the order.
[05:01:57] <dyingtolive> also, i refute the claim to 8. 8 is not something to play, IMO
[05:02:00] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, which order would you suggest?
[05:02:22] <SirFinkus> every ff fan I talk to has a different answer to which one is the best
[05:02:25] <dyingtolive> i mean, i don't think that matters much really. i wouldn't recommend any order really other than what you can get your hands on.
[05:02:34] <Ethanol-fueled> 8 was rad. The Galbadia garden attack was epic as fuck.
[05:02:45] <dyingtolive> didn't feel enough continuity between all of them to have a strong opinion.
[05:02:45] <SirFinkus> 7 is the "normie" answer 8 is kind of the hipster answer
[05:02:55] <Tramtrist> ya thought there wasnt any continuity
[05:03:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, but you wanna start with 4 and 6, no?
[05:03:18] <SirFinkus> I'd consider it
[05:03:27] <SirFinkus> but I never got into FF
[05:03:34] <dyingtolive> okay, 8 is semi-interesting story wise, but the mechanics were fucked. i realized i could basically instakill bosses halfway through, and that tanked it for me.
[05:03:40] <SirFinkus> I got spoiled by the grandia battle system before that
[05:05:08] <SirFinkus> I tried 10 once because of strenuous insistence from a friend
[05:05:12] <SirFinkus> he's no longer a friend
[05:05:54] <dyingtolive> haha
[05:06:27] <SirFinkus> I gave it like 2 hours, which is more than fair
[05:06:34] <SirFinkus> granted, that was mostly cutscenes
[05:06:55] <dyingtolive> i really feel like 5 was underrated. the story was very meh, but the mechanics were amazeballs. like, just about the most interesting mechanics i've seen in a game, let alone a jrpg.
[05:07:28] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[05:07:29] <shekel> ^ 03Final Fantasy VIII - Balamb Vs. Galbadia (Part 1) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[05:07:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Watch this shit.
[05:07:52] <Ethanol-fueled> All you 8-haters will capitulate when you see this.
[05:10:18] <dyingtolive> "..."
[05:10:24] <SirFinkus> wow, this is compelling...
[05:10:31] <dyingtolive> "..."
[05:10:49] * Deucalion starts stacking the bar with free beers, looks like you're encamped here, wouldn't want you running dry. /me moves on and attends to the fire
[05:11:38] <paulej72> Well Ethanol-fueled could use a 55 Gal barrel of lub
[05:11:53] <paulej72> e
[05:12:55] <SirFinkus> I gave it 5 minutes
[05:12:56] <SirFinkus> fuck this
[05:13:04] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, you expect #soylent to be "compelling"? On a Saturday night? Shit... I must get right on that. /me sips another beer
[05:13:15] <dyingtolive> guys did you see the best part of final fantasy 8? it was totally "..."
[05:13:17] <dyingtolive> :)
[05:13:19] <SirFinkus> I meant the video Ethanol-fueled posted
[05:13:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I can't be the end all solution
[05:14:04] <paulej72> 15 secs was enough for me
[05:14:17] <Ethanol-fueled> The Jews are ruining it for me.
[05:14:32] <Deucalion> You were lucky man... any vidya clip posted by EF is suspect....
[05:15:06] <SirFinkus> shekel and the url preview in my client haven't steered me wrong
[05:15:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Any video clip is third-party, which isn't me.
[05:15:38] <dyingtolive> i think e-f is a poseur racist. he shits on jews and mexicans, yet he likes the band nofx, which has both a jew and a mexican in it.
[05:16:09] <SirFinkus> I thought he liked fucking mexicans, but didn't want them as neighbors
[05:16:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup. You are correct.
[05:17:11] <dyingtolive> hah! i practically GNU it!
[05:17:30] <dyingtolive> fucking trashed at this piont. gonna look bakc at this in shame!
[05:17:58] <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled will fuck anything if he has enough lube
[05:18:05] <dyingtolive> i could see that.
[05:18:22] <dyingtolive> https://soylentnews.org
[05:18:22] <shekel> ^ 03SN comment by [02dyingtolive (952)] (02Score:3, Touché)
[05:18:30] <Deucalion> EF - I wouldn't put it beyond you to post a dick and extender vidya to YT with some innocuous title then post it here.... and then laugh your ass off when some poor sap clicked on it :D Not saying that's a bad thing mind, I'd find it funny... but no doubt someone would find a reason to be upset by it. :.
[05:19:14] <dyingtolive> i'd laugh.
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[05:24:52] <Deucalion> Aww... he passed out... /
[05:25:06] <dyingtolive> i was afraid i hurt his feelings.
[05:25:16] <SirFinkus> his video was shit
[05:25:21] <SirFinkus> he probably left in shame
[05:25:45] <dyingtolive> yeah, i mean, any of the 7 videos were much better.
[05:25:55] <SirFinkus> and he's going to read these logs, in the case EF go fuck yourself
[05:25:59] <SirFinkus> *that case
[05:26:08] <SirFinkus> post better videos next time
[05:26:58] <dyingtolive> i really don't dislike ef, but still i am the way i am.
[05:29:02] <Deucalion> sounds harsh SirFinkus ... but then I have a policy of not clickying on any link EF exudes as a matter of principle.... you never know where you may end up :D
[05:29:58] <SirFinkus> it was a thoroughly boring FF video
[05:30:18] <SirFinkus> I say that as someone who's watching a 2 hour long AOE2 video right now
[05:30:48] <dyingtolive> that doesn't mean you have good taste. you are just self-aware.
[05:32:31] * mrcoolbp does stuff
[05:32:42] <SirFinkus> you sick bastard
[05:32:46] <mrcoolbp> you know it
[05:33:06] <mrcoolbp> we are finilazing CC payment stuff
[05:33:21] <dyingtolive> i wish i could do stuff. i've had my python ide open for the last 4 hours or so. all i can do is babble here and watch tits on netflix.
[05:33:27] <dyingtolive> life is hard.
[05:33:27] <SirFinkus> for your sex ring?
[05:33:29] <SirFinkus> disgusting
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[05:41:10] * Deucalion burbles off into the distance incoherently. Good luck and a fair wind to those wrestling the site update quirks into submission.
[05:41:37] <mrcoolbp> I think we are almost done, farewell good sir
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[06:00:45] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: kills the conversation again. or was it EF rage-quitting
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[06:05:03] <SirFinkus> that bitch
[06:05:08] <SirFinkus> picked the meat off my pizza
[06:05:14] * SirFinkus still isn't over it
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[06:05:37] <mrcoolbp> Well I may have killed it but uh...CC payments are live so that's cool
[06:06:07] <dyingtolive> not as cool as talking about missing pepperoni, apparently. :)
[06:06:15] * mrcoolbp emails a user
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[06:40:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - James Webb Space Telescope Mirror Completed - http://sylnt.us - coming-together
[06:51:35] <dyingtolive> DRUNK. that is all.
[06:51:49] <dyingtolive> ohgodwhycan'tisleep
[06:52:28] <Thouren> dyingtolive, I'm plastered now too. How's this fine night?
[06:52:43] <dyingtolive> it finds me watching shitty netflix tv series.
[06:53:02] <dyingtolive> but i've cheated the system. i've drank until they're compelling.
[06:53:31] <dyingtolive> but i've had my python ide open for hours now, and no development has happened. that is not good.
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[06:56:06] <SirFinkus> past the ballmer peak
[06:57:43] <dyingtolive> man i am scared to touch anything, lest that be ture. i just look at what i've written periodically between episodes, and i'm all like, "nope"
[07:00:47] <dyingtolive> i mean, i wanted to do the POC for my crypto module, but then i wondered, "what if this creates a python version of windows vista?" not worth the risk. i am fucking useless tonight.
[07:03:24] <mrcoolbp> chromas: I like the new theme, nice work
[07:03:54] * mrcoolbp goes to bed (g'night guys)
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[08:11:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Technique Leads to Creation of Elastic High-Strength Carbon Nanotube Film - http://sylnt.us - tough
[08:34:50] <Tramtrist> !!
[09:42:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Who Wants a Quad-Core 4.2GHz, 64GB, 5TB SSD RAID 10 … Laptop? - http://sylnt.us - prepare-to-drool
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[12:31:42] <Bytram> !uid
[12:31:42] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6105, owned by oregonjohn
[12:32:34] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:32:35] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 32°F, mostly sunny, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 66% - Sunday mostly sunny (31°F:45°F), Monday snow (23°F:31°F), Tuesday snow showers (20°F:33°F), Wednesday snow showers (24°F:38°F)
[12:32:38] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:32:39] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 22°F, mostly sunny, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 92% - Sunday mostly sunny (19°F:43°F), Monday snow showers (16°F:24°F), Tuesday snow showers (20°F:29°F), Wednesday mostly cloudy (22°F:36°F)
[12:32:43] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:32:44] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 28°F, cloudy, wind W at 9 mph, humidity 66% - Sunday partly cloudy (-4°F:28°F), Monday mostly cloudy (8°F:18°F), Tuesday snow (10°F:21°F), Wednesday cloudy (7°F:28°F)
[12:33:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[12:33:19] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny to partly cloudy. High 59F. Winds SW at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Windy with increasing clouds. High 39F. Winds WNW at 20 to 30 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.
[12:33:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> NICE! I can finish painting the numbers on my boat today!
[12:34:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> just have to hold up some cardboard to keep the wind off.
[12:35:01] * Bytram offers some decals to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:35:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> they'd peel before paint would wear off
[12:37:29] <Bytram> I dunno, had 'em on my Dad's aluminum boat and ABS Plastic canoe and they held up for many years without a problem
[12:40:09] <Runaway1956> A ship (or boat) is nothing but a hole in the water into which one pours money.
[12:41:50] <Bytram> nodnod
[12:43:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, true but sometimes it's convenient to have a mobile hole in the water. like in the winter when the fish are all out in the deep water.
[12:44:20] <Bytram> does your boat have an auger to make a hole in the ice? ;)
[12:44:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Venture Capitalists and Basic Research - http://sylnt.us - it's-all-about-the-ROI
[12:45:02] <Runaway1956> Yes, I suppose it would be useful, if you have been infected with the fishing madness.
[12:45:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ice schmice, it don't get cold enough here for lakes to freeze.
[12:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> I really need to cook up some of the freezer full of fish I already have before I go catching many more though.
[12:46:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> we only have two freezers here and gotta have room for standard rations.
[12:47:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm....
[12:47:42] * Runaway1956 is thankful for grandchildren
[12:47:54] <Bytram> THAT is your problem! You need more freezers!
[12:48:04] <Runaway1956> Whole wheat toast, slathered with butter, and gernerously drizzled with real honey.
[12:48:16] * Runaway1956 blames the sticky keyboard on grandchildren
[12:48:29] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: offhand, do you know where in the code the pretty-formatting is done for the editor's story page?
[12:48:54] <Bytram> Runaway1956: sounds sweet! how old are they?
[12:49:20] <Runaway1956> Eldest, uhhhh - 18 or 19, all the way down to still cooking.
[12:49:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like we already build a comment tree object in MySQL.pm. should be easy to find which comment is furthest down the page from that and return the user to precisely the last comment they moderated.
[12:49:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, nope. that's paulej72's baby.
[12:49:49] <Bytram> Runaway1956: lol! quite a creew
[12:49:51] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:50:24] * Bytram thinks he can trace it back from the comments in the generated editor code.
[12:51:29] <Bytram> previewForm;submit;default
[12:53:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, gotta quit thinking rehash and start thinking minecraft. me and the roomie's masculine child is building an ender spider today.
[12:59:55] <Bytram> story text reformatting appears to be on line 149 of previewForm where it calls strip_textarea
[13:01:54] * Bytram looks at /Slash/Utility/Data/Data.pm line 1637
[13:03:53] <Bytram> urg.
[13:04:08] * Bytram looks at stripByMode
[13:20:01] <Bytram> afk break
[14:15:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Parallelism, Concurrency, and Asynchrony in Perl 6 - http://sylnt.us - doing-more-than-one-thing-at-a-time
[14:17:52] * Bytram pulls his head out of reading Data.pm
[14:34:47] <Runaway1956> Holy fek - that collapsed building in Taiwan - http://www.bbc.com
[14:34:48] <shekel> ^ 03Taiwan earthquake: Felled building 'reinforced with tin cans' - BBC News
[14:39:47] <chromas> Were the cans empty? Can they get 5¢ back?
[14:53:51] <Bytram> chromas: prolly more like ¥5
[14:59:28] <Runaway1956> I suspect the cans were empty - people trying to cheat on costs aren't going to waste the contents of the cans. If you look at the web page, you'll see that these are big square cans. The type of cans that the Navy buys coffee in, holding about 20 pounds of coffee.
[15:00:26] <Bytram> yep, all those empty cans take up space that otherwise would be filled with 'expensive' concrete.
[15:00:40] <Runaway1956> Parallelism - is that like a man who is a double-parallel? A blockhead?
[15:00:55] <Bytram> idunno
[15:01:28] <Runaway1956> Well, that's not a helpful answer - now I'll have to read the submission and/or the article.
[15:02:04] <chromas> Don't do that. Just make a quip and move on to the next one
[15:02:17] <Bytram> lol
[15:02:31] * Bytram is expecting a call and needs to go offline for a while
[15:02:34] <Bytram> have a good day everyone
[15:02:43] <Runaway1956> There were scary terms on the article's page, some of them with more than six letters. I closed it quick.
[15:02:45] <chromas> By, sir Dial-up
[15:03:22] <Runaway1956> Ouch!
[15:03:32] * Runaway1956 remembers the dial-up days
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[15:43:20] * Runaway1956 looked in spam box
[15:43:39] <Runaway1956> 50 women want to get laid tonigh
[15:43:50] <Runaway1956> political action groups want my money
[15:44:06] <Runaway1956> someone want to help me quit drinking
[15:44:18] <Runaway1956> someone is concerned about my hair loss
[15:45:00] <Runaway1956> Junk, junk, junk, and I can't look at each one to decide if there happens to be a good mail in there . . . . delete them all!
[15:47:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Shelve Paperbacks in Favour of E-books in Schools? - http://sylnt.us - everybody-learns-their-own-way
[15:47:37] <chromas> No
[15:47:50] <chromas> Not until kids can draw penises in ebooks
[16:03:44] <Runaway1956> at the risk of a flood ban, I offer you this
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[16:05:01] <Runaway1956> **¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"
[16:05:03] <Runaway1956> .:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"
[16:05:05] <Runaway1956> :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯
[16:05:07] <Runaway1956> .::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯
[16:05:12] <Runaway1956> :.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"
[16:05:12] <Runaway1956> :.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
[16:05:13] <Runaway1956> :.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
[16:05:15] <Runaway1956> .:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
[16:05:17] <Runaway1956> :.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
[16:05:19] <Runaway1956> : : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
[16:05:21] <Runaway1956> "-„_::::_„-*__„„~"
[16:05:23] <Runaway1956> They both lose something in format when posted here . . .
[16:05:37] <Runaway1956> Or just google "how to draw a penis with keyboard"
[16:06:21] <chromas> Depends on your font. I see it works better in proportional font than fixed-width
[16:06:57] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhhh, I see, if the proportions aren't correct, then your penis won't be very pleasing?
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[16:13:14] <cmn32480> well.... I just opend this cnahhel after leaving it on overnight, and I am greeted wiht the above ascii art.
[16:13:33] <cmn32480> yer a fucker Runaway1956
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[16:14:02] <chromas> cmn32480: s/f.*r/dick/
[16:14:02] <sedctl> <chromas> <cmn32480> yer a dick Runaway1956
[16:14:12] <cmn32480> thanks chromas
[16:14:21] <chromas> I guess they both work :D
[16:14:53] <cmn32480> right
[16:14:57] <cmn32480> my ocffee is ready
[16:15:03] <cmn32480> biab'
[16:15:18] <Runaway1956> It's all chromas fault - he was complaining that children need to learn to draw penises.
[16:15:42] <Runaway1956> After he has a cuppa, he'll realize he misspelled coffee
[16:19:53] <cmn32480> leave me alone.. I just woke up
[16:20:06] <cmn32480> you insensitive clod
[16:20:21] <cmn32480> coffee++
[16:20:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2173
[16:20:38] <cmn32480> now I get to finish rebuilding the door security software for work
[16:20:42] <Runaway1956> That's not good enough yet coffee++
[16:20:53] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[16:20:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2174
[16:21:31] <cmn32480> you have to put the<item>++ #extra text
[16:21:42] <cmn32480> agreed
[16:21:56] <cmn32480> coffee++ #because it is the brown liquid of life
[16:21:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2175
[16:22:30] <chromas> ++💩 the other brown liquid of life
[16:22:30] <shekel> Karma - 💩: 6
[16:22:50] <Runaway1956> Oh, jesus - and you were complaining about penises?
[16:23:04] <cmn32480> 💩++
[16:23:14] <cmn32480> bender doens't like emoji
[16:23:17] <Runaway1956> but you did remind me
[16:23:20] <chromas> There are many dicks in this channel. Some are more obvious than others :D
[16:23:23] <Runaway1956> jihad--
[16:23:23] <Bender> karma - jihad: -4
[16:23:36] <Runaway1956> crusade++
[16:23:36] <Bender> karma - crusade: 1
[16:23:42] <chromas> is there a difference?
[16:24:05] <Runaway1956> Well, yeah there's a difference - one side is freindlier to me than the other
[16:24:06] <cmn32480> at last count there were 58 dicks in this channell... two are in the messages
[16:25:01] <Runaway1956> Alright, Dicks, count off by squads!
[16:25:11] <cmn32480> 1
[16:25:12] <cmn32480> 2
[16:25:25] <Runaway1956> You got two of your own?
[16:25:30] <Runaway1956> 3
[16:25:30] <cmn32480> and there is a pair of tag-a-longs hiding behind each of them!
[16:26:08] <shekel> ~say 4
[16:26:09] <exec> 4
[16:26:11] <cmn32480> Ethanol-Fueled taught me to always be prepared!
[16:26:55] <cmn32480> http://smile.amazon.com
[16:26:57] <shekel> ^ 03Amazon.com: Tommy Gun Cyberskin Cock by Erotic Favors: Health Personal Care ( http://www.amazon.com )
[16:27:03] <Runaway1956> EF is a boy scout?
[16:27:25] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[16:27:29] <cmn32480> i9n matters of the penis, I think he might be something just short
[16:28:10] <chromas> Cyber? Does that means it's got wifi?
[16:28:20] <cmn32480> prolly
[16:28:21] <chromas> Or do I have to plug it in?
[16:28:31] <cmn32480> that'd be electric
[16:28:34] <chromas> I hope it's got giggity bit
[16:28:38] <cmn32480> and might require a 12 guage cord
[16:29:28] <Runaway1956> go with 8 guage - make sure it doesn't overheat and set the sheets afire.
[16:30:51] <cmn32480> good point... but 8 guage is special order... 12 guage is off the shelf
[16:31:43] <cmn32480> thought I bet places like tractor supply might carry 8 guage
[16:31:43] <Runaway1956> We can compromise then - hell, it's only a safety issue, not like it's important.
[16:31:53] <chromas> Start with a cylinder and tug until it's the right size
[16:32:28] <cmn32480> I suppose if I'm gonna do 8 guage, I gotta put my own ends on the cable.... kinda like what that extender does for yer junk
[16:32:32] <Runaway1956> No chromas - you're not tugging my cylinder. You already got me in trouble with cmn32480
[16:33:25] <Bytram> ~g Mathlab
[16:33:27] <exec> [google] www.pearsonmylabandmastering.com/northamerica/mymathlab/
[16:33:27] <exec> [google] www.pearsonmylabandmastering.com/northamerica/mymathlab/
[16:33:52] <cmn32480> there he goes introducing learning inot our conversation about male gentalia
[16:33:56] <cmn32480> nograb
[16:37:18] <chromas> https://voat.co
[16:37:20] <shekel> ^ 03Windows 10 telemetry network traffic analysis, part 1: | technology
[16:42:18] <Runaway1956> I'm still not clear on the date when "telemetry" became a euphemism for "spying" or "surveillance".
[16:44:40] <chromas> When Windows 10 came out
[16:47:13] <chromas> The real problem is they didn't call it Windows X
[16:48:57] <Runaway1956> That might have been confused with XP
[16:51:56] <cmn32480> great link chromas!
[16:51:57] <cmn32480> thanks
[16:51:59] <Runaway1956> I hadn't seen anti-beacon before, looks pretty cool. It applies "immunization" on each system start
[16:52:02] <cmn32480> chromas++
[16:52:02] <Bender> karma - chromas: 153
[16:52:40] <cmn32480> me neither
[16:52:49] <cmn32480> and spybot has a very good reputation
[16:53:32] <Bytram> should have called it 'Windows χ'
[16:53:51] <cmn32480> we were using it in a previous life for tthe search adn destroy utility (the free version), and I actually convinced upper management ath we shoudl contribute to it
[16:54:00] <Bytram> nice!
[16:54:08] <Bytram> weren't they bought out by CA?
[16:54:19] <Runaway1956> I've always liked Spybot S&D
[16:54:52] <cmn32480> I am not happy about the fact that I have to use 3rd party tools to shut all this crap down
[16:55:26] <Bytram> something tells me that first-party tools ain't gonna do it. :P
[16:55:28] <Runaway1956> Few people are happy about it, only the sheeple don't give a damn, and the sheeple outnumber the people.
[16:55:29] <cmn32480> I dopn't think so Bytram
[16:56:24] <Bytram> maybe I'm thinking of another anti-malware tool, then.
[16:56:27] <Bytram> hmmm
[16:56:30] <cmn32480> I was more hoping for the ability to shut all this crap down via powershell and services
[16:56:58] <Bytram> http://www.safer-networking.org
[16:57:01] <shekel> ^ 03Spybot - Search Destroy Anti-malware Antivirus Software ( https://www.safer-networking.org )
[16:57:06] <cmn32480> somethign that I can deploy on every restart via login script
[16:57:12] <cmn32480> that's them
[16:57:20] <cmn32480> he's had that domain for 15+ years
[16:57:31] <Bytram> nod nod
[16:57:52] <cmn32480> much different site than the last time I was there
[16:58:07] * cmn32480 put this on his list of things to start looking inot
[16:59:00] <Runaway1956> just though of blackviper - i'm looking now to see what he has to say http://www.blackviper.com
[16:59:01] <shekel> ^ 03Black Viper?s Windows 10 Service Configurations ? Black Viper | www.blackviper.com
[16:59:14] * cmn32480 reads the webiste on spybot anti beacon
[17:01:18] * cmn32480 has the not-so-unique problem of needing to knwo aht the GPO's are so that I can implement them on my windows domain
[17:03:44] <Runaway1956> It appears that Blackviper hasn't taken a stance on "telemetry".
[17:04:04] <cmn32480> time to og make lunch for the kids
[17:04:07] <cmn32480> biab
[17:05:37] <Bytram> I think I found it: Pest Patrol may have been the one bought out by Computer Associates
[17:06:04] <Runaway1956> I vaguely remember that name, but don't believe I ever used it
[17:07:43] <cmn32480> it was meh
[17:07:49] <cmn32480> we tested it on one PC
[17:07:55] <cmn32480> at some point years ago
[17:08:22] <Bytram> I used it back around '04 and onward for a few years
[17:08:49] <cmn32480> and CA buying somethign is like Dice buying something....
[17:08:54] <cmn32480> Veritas...
[17:08:57] <cmn32480> Arcserve
[17:09:09] * cmn32480 hears a massive flushing sound
[17:09:11] <Runaway1956> There was something else before Spybot, I can't remember the name - detected all kinds of things, started out free, then they started charging for it, there were a couple attempts to buy them out, then they went belly-up
[17:10:16] <Bytram> hmmm, that reminds me... what was the one that had a 'scotty' (as in dog) as its mascott? win something something
[17:10:33] <Bytram> WinPatrol?
[17:10:37] <Bytram> ~g WinPatrol
[17:10:39] <exec> [google] https://www.winpatrol.com
[17:10:40] <exec> [google] https://www.winpatrol.com
[17:10:55] <Bytram> https://www.winpatrol.com
[17:10:57] <shekel> ^ 03WinPatrol | AntiRansom Protection - Protects You Before Antivirus Can - Protect Your Computer Now
[17:12:31] <Runaway1956> Nahhh, I tested that, and didn't like it a whole lot
[17:13:38] <Bytram> it was pretty good on XP warning when something tried to update the registry, among other things
[17:15:54] <Bytram> Runaway1956: looking at your facebook submission
[17:16:45] <Bytram> looks interesting, but will need to strike the last sentence... feel free to add it in the comments! =)
[17:18:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rumors of the Detection of Gravitational Waves Gaining Traction - http://sylnt.us - gravity-waves-and-the-universe-waves-back
[17:20:04] <Runaway1956> Sounds good, Bytram
[17:20:51] <Bytram> I appreciate the creativity, but I sense the Cheech & Chong link takes away from the very good point you raised.
[17:21:40] <Bytram> 'Agent Smith' ... dare I ask which movie that was from?
[17:22:01] <Bytram> doh, maytrtix
[17:22:04] <Bytram> *matrix
[17:22:46] <Runaway1956> LMAO - you can call me Smith. Agent Smith.
[17:22:55] <Bytram> 006 + 1 ??
[17:33:13] <Bytram> Runaway1956: I hope you don't mind, but I took some editorial liberties with that story, added a link to the Matrix on wikipedia and asked a couple questions at the end... I'm hoping it will lead to a good discussion!
[17:33:22] * Bytram clicks save
[17:35:35] * cmn32480 notes that he needs to plug smethign into the story queue to prevent a full day of bytram
[17:42:32] <Bytram> =)
[17:43:25] * Bytram just worked 9 days straight and doesn't think he has the stamina to push out another 10 stories from the 5 that are in the sub queue atm
[17:44:22] <Bytram> besides I'm getting on a bit of a coding jag, but still working out the idiosyncrasies of using git and github
[17:46:56] <Runaway1956> Bytram - I offer up the story, the editors work with it, and as you and the submissions guide suggest, after the story comes up, then it's time to discuss
[17:47:22] <Runaway1956> I don't mind if it's edited at all - I can add or not add comments when people comment
[17:47:28] <Runaway1956> ;^)
[17:49:22] <Runaway1956> Spybot S&D sure has changed
[17:52:24] <cmn32480> haven't pulled the newest version. I think the last one I used was 1.6(?)
[17:53:35] <Runaway1956> I've got 2.4 in a VM - it's so much cleaner looking than the old ugly interface was
[18:49:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soft Machines Announces VISC Architecture - http://sylnt.us - Yo-Dawg!
[19:43:35] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[19:43:41] <shekel> ^ 03N. Korea triggers fresh outrage with space rocket launch
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[20:06:25] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard++ helpfulness
[20:06:25] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 213
[20:06:26] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard++ helpfulness
[20:06:26] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 214
[20:50:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Pirate Bay Now the World's Largest Streaming Video Site - http://sylnt.us - whadda-ya-mean-by-'largest'? || North Korea Launches Second Satellite into Polar Orbit - http://sylnt.us - round-and-round-it-goes
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[22:22:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Hack Shrinks Docker Containers - http://sylnt.us - not-talking-about-the-pants
[22:24:27] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[22:35:43] * cmn32480 stuffs a pie in that gaping hole
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[22:55:49] <Techwolf> Has hell frozon over? I just found out CBS is live streaming the superbowl over the internet with NO, I repeate, NO restrictions. !!!!
[22:56:14] <cmn32480> does no restrictions mean no commercials?
[22:57:41] <Techwolf> NO restrictions mean any device, no regine limits, no "spiecial" registeration required, no "subscription" required. With all commercials and half-time show.
[22:57:42] <cmn32480> I then I remembered... football ceased to matter when the Giants went6-10
[22:58:12] <Techwolf> I usally watch for the commericials. :-)
[22:58:23] <cmn32480> interesting that it is unrestricted in that fashion
[22:58:31] <cmn32480> guess tehy want the advertising $$
[22:58:45] <cmn32480> and there are a rather significant number of cord cutters
[22:59:41] <Techwolf> Last time I tried this, one has to be a "speicial" person to enable the steram. The "pirates" had live steams aviable, but I couldn't find them in time.
[22:59:50] <cmn32480> http://www.pewinternet.org
[22:59:53] <shekel> ^ 03One-in-seven Americans are television “cord cutters” | Pew Research Center
[23:00:09] <cmn32480> 1/7 is statisticalyl significant
[23:00:45] <cmn32480> if that many people cut the cord, ratings start to drop at a certain point
[23:00:54] <cmn32480> and with ratings goes ad revenues
[23:01:03] <cmn32480> I'd guess that is why they are doing it
[23:01:38] <Techwolf> Not everyone has a good tv single from there local staition. Expelly sence they cut the power output over 50% in a lot of areas to increast profits sence everyone they care about had cable.
[23:01:58] <cmn32480> yup
[23:02:08] <Bytram|away> boost their *viewership* numbers (not just TV) so that they can charge more next year?
[23:02:12] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[23:02:21] <Techwolf> 50% power cut means huge $$$ save in electic bill.
[23:02:32] <cmn32480> bytram - probably
[23:03:34] <Bytram> which reminds me, what time does the Superb Owl actually start?
[23:03:53] <Techwolf> 6:30PM EST, pregame on now.
[23:04:27] <Techwolf> The commercials can be more entertating then the game itself. :-)
[23:04:38] <Bytram> is that the same as last year? ISTR it started later than that... but I could well bemistaken.
[23:04:47] <Bytram> s/bem/be /m
[23:04:52] <Bytram> s/bem/be m/
[23:04:52] <sedctl> <Bytram> s/be m/be /m
[23:04:55] <Bytram> lol
[23:05:13] <Bytram> I'm typing like cmn today!
[23:06:15] <cmn32480> pregame been on since noon
[23:06:36] <cmn32480> ~rehash
[23:06:43] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (147 aliases)
[23:06:49] <cmn32480> ~save-buckets
[23:07:03] <cmn32480> ~buckets-save
[23:07:04] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (36.4 kb)
[23:07:09] <cmn32480> ~reload
[23:07:20] <cmn32480> ~restart
[23:07:22] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (36.5 kb)
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[23:07:51] <cmn32480> he been dumping errors a bunch today. probably needs poke in the eye
[23:12:54] <cmn32480> dinner is ready... back later
[23:41:29] <Tramtrist> appreciate play by play since im at wrok
[23:56:29] <Tramtrist> soylent have an RSS feed?
[23:56:41] <chromas> It does
[23:57:26] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[23:57:30] <Bytram> =)
[23:57:32] <shekel> ^ 03SoylentNews
[23:57:51] <Tramtrist> nice
[23:57:53] <Tramtrist> thnx
[23:58:37] <Bytram> Techwolf: do you have a link for the CBS live stream?
[23:59:04] <cmn32480> www.cbssports.com/nfl/superbowl/live/player?ttag=AFC16_int_cbs_marq_0207
[23:59:13] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[23:59:13] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 45
[23:59:20] <Bytram> Tramtrist: ^^^ looky here!