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[00:03:53] <paulej72> bblblblblbblblblblblbblblblblblblblblblblblbblblblblblbblbl
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[00:05:45] <paulej72> now I am hungry
[00:07:55] <paulej72> OK going home to eat. bbs
[00:17:11] <Bytram> !uid
[00:17:12] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6100, owned by P4tr1ck
[00:17:22] <Bytram> !woop
[00:17:22] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[00:28:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Copenhagen Set to Divest from Fossil Fuels - http://sylnt.us - almighty-dollar-shall-suffer
[00:43:15] <paulej72> hloa
[00:43:52] <Bytram> dgay!
[00:44:02] <Bytram> =)
[00:45:06] <paulej72> I don't want to push out mobil just yet at so people may be too upset with it. If was user slectable it would not be such an issue
[00:45:20] <Bytram> fully agree!
[00:46:30] <Bytram> I fear that increasing the fonts size on small screens would exacerbate problems with nested comments... the most-nested comments end up only having a character or so per line. :P
[00:49:19] <paulej72> Bytram: we remove the indents then for mobil.
[00:49:44] <paulej72> or make them wide enough for the lines to show
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[00:50:07] <Bytram> zoinks! not sure if that is such a good idea.
[00:50:18] <paulej72> 2px line, 2px indent, 2px line
[00:50:30] <Bytram> maybe, set something like "min-width: 3em" for the comment text?
[00:50:46] <Bytram> hmm, that would help.
[00:50:47] <paulej72> I am taking about the verticle left hand lines on the threads
[00:50:52] <Bytram> nod nod
[00:52:55] <paulej72> could use smaller padding as well on mobil
[00:54:07] <Bytram> good idea!
[00:54:45] <paulej72> What did we do to plugin API?
[00:55:16] <Bytram> what's that?
[00:55:20] <Bytram> whereto:
[00:55:25] <Bytram> whereto: https://www.theinformation.com
[00:55:27] <shekel> ^ 03What Happened at GitHub — The Information
[00:55:31] <cmn32480> ~g'afternoon screwballs
[00:55:34] * exec accidentally flings a buzz saw of NCommander at screwballs
[00:56:02] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard deleted plugins/API/API.pm looks like he moved the code
[00:57:56] <Bytram> hmmm, still don't understand what the 'plugin API' *is*
[00:58:00] <Bytram> afk brb
[01:00:14] <paulej72> allows users to get data from the site though API calls that return JSON data
[01:03:20] <Bytram> oh... THAT!
[01:03:56] <Bytram> I use it all the time (to get latest uid, and retrieve the nick, etc for it) and have had no problems
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[01:16:35] <paulej72> crap we have an issue with our db update mechanism
[01:17:21] <Bytram> ouch!
[01:18:08] <paulej72> we are need to update db_schema_plugin_PLUGIN instaed of just inserting it.
[01:19:00] <Bytram> getting collisions?
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[01:23:27] <paulej72> not a big deal, just need to keep in mind when we do version 2 of any updates
[01:25:01] <Bytram> glad to hear it!
[01:29:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Scarlet Letter" Coming to U.S. Sex Offenders' Passports - http://sylnt.us - slippery-slope
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[01:36:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> good dinner. happy belly.
[01:37:00] <paulej72> message for you in #dev TheMightyBuzzard
[01:37:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, thinking we set up a vhost named m.soylentnews.org and have it do mobile.pl instead of index.pl, otherwise exactly the same.
[01:37:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> say screw the mobile branch
[01:37:48] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: what about all of the other files?
[01:37:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> shared mem ftw
[01:41:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, thinking we try it on dev and see if it comes out to almost no res mem difference. if not we do some mod_rewrite magic or something. not sure yet.
[01:42:12] <paulej72> there are ssl cert problems if we use m.soylentnews.org
[01:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, spose so.
[01:42:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> well sheit
[01:43:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess we could buy another cert if it works out well on dev. not really terrible expensive.
[01:44:40] <paulej72> not sure how easy it is to add another cert to nginx vert server
[01:44:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[01:45:57] <paulej72> although it should be possible, but i have not done it
[01:47:07] <Bytram> what about a wildcard cert? *.soylentnews.org
[01:47:14] <Bytram> or are those much more expensive?
[01:47:42] <paulej72> wild card does not cover m.sn.org and sn.org at the same time
[01:48:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, i got an idea baking on my brain's back burner. reintroduce a memcache daemon (already got one ready) and cache comment hierarchy if we have more than say 50 comments.
[01:49:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> save having to figure it out after the first page load.
[01:50:06] <paulej72> you need to cache it right at the top when you pull all of the comments. but I think that the code builds the comment tree from various sql queries
[01:50:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> we can cap the data structure at 100 entries cause a user can't kick n beat a page into loading more than that at once currently
[01:50:15] <Bytram> sounds interesting... question: what happens as comments are added to the hierarchy?
[01:50:30] <Bytram> say you have the 50 comments, and then someone adds a comment to each and every one of those?
[01:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, we can rearrange code as necessary.
[01:51:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, comments that would appear as the 100th+ get a trip to /dev/null
[01:51:34] <paulej72> that code is a bitch and if you refactor it it would be a big task
[01:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> in the cache
[01:51:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, man the first thing i jumped on was makin this beast unicode friendly. i ain't askeert.
[01:52:14] <paulej72> oh you will be
[01:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, yoda voce?
[01:52:29] <paulej72> yes
[01:52:41] * TheMightyBuzzard nods sagely
[01:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> as it should be
[01:53:09] <paulej72> I was only trying to remove d2 and I broke it hard
[01:53:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> it really chaps my ass that /. can load a buttload of comments quickly and we can't.
[01:53:19] <Bytram> so, you would be able to cache a tree of all 100 comments on a story, and handle the addition of 1 (or more) comments to every one of those cached comments?
[01:53:37] <paulej72> The problem is that every user gets a different comment tree
[01:54:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that could be a prollem. best we just store the entire comment tree.
[01:54:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> we can get away with that. we're not runnin around with thousands upon thousands of comments.
[01:54:24] <paulej72> well each set of thresholds and breakthroughs get a differnt tree
[01:54:42] <Bytram> paulej72: goodpoint
[01:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm, true but at least we wouldn't have to make several sql calls for each comment.
[01:56:18] <Bytram> is there no db cache or are we hitting the db directly Every. Single. Time?
[01:56:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> no db cache right now but it makes no difference if we have one. i got one working on dev and got zero speedup using it.
[01:56:52] <paulej72> the db is really fast
[01:57:07] <paulej72> it is all in memory
[01:58:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly i just refuse to have /. doing better than us on anything except user count.
[01:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i WILL find a way to make large comment chains fast.
[01:58:55] <Bytram> is there any profiling in the code to help find out where the bottleneck actually *is*??
[01:59:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, doubt it.
[01:59:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't be difficult to find though.
[01:59:22] <chromas> Can you switch it from looking for child comments to looking for parents?
[01:59:31] <chromas> When tree-ifying the list
[01:59:32] <paulej72> yes you can look at the time for db calls
[01:59:38] * Bytram suspects it is in some innermost lowlevel code that is non-optimal
[02:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could just save the trees to cache and update them as we insert new comments. then it's just a matter of checking if the user wants to see comment blah by its score rather than having to build the tree as well.
[02:01:48] <Bytram> how many stories are writable at any given time? 30 days' worth?
[02:02:27] <paulej72> the issue with /. is that comments get added fast enough they probably thought using a cache would silly as it would always be out of date
[02:03:08] <paulej72> 30 or 60 can't remeber
[02:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> two weeks isn't it?
[02:03:34] <paulej72> but all stories are built from the db.
[02:03:40] <paulej72> could be tmb
[02:04:05] <Bytram> we had a problem with spammers hitting on live, but old stories
[02:04:25] <paulej72> slashcode made static pages out of old stories and dumped the data from the db
[02:04:46] <paulej72> rehash does not have that feature anymore
[02:04:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:06:03] <Bytram> oh? I thought we DID!
[02:06:20] <Bytram> ISTR that NC put that code in, specifically
[02:06:31] <paulej72> pull it he did
[02:07:50] <Bytram> really? I was under the impression that having all those stories active was taking up a lot of cache. then again, now that I think about it, maybe I am confusing that with something else, but I'm pretty darn sure there is *something* that is writing stuff to files.
[02:08:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, nope. nothing goes to files right now cept the feeds that i can think of off the top of my head.
[02:08:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and dynamic feeds are working as near as i can tell so we COULD turn that off as well.
[02:10:13] <paulej72> there are css files and some stuff the admin pages use that are still static
[02:10:21] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:10:26] <Bytram> like the FAQ?
[02:10:37] <paulej72> faq is dynamic
[02:11:26] <paulej72> vanish is susposed to help with those pages
[02:12:09] <Bytram> vanish? LOL!
[02:12:14] <paulej72> altslashdot expiers tomorrow
[02:12:20] <paulej72> varnish
[02:12:32] <Bytram> yeah, I know, but that made me laugh!
[02:13:18] <Bytram> is there anything on altslashdot.org, or does it just redirect to soylentnews.org ??
[02:13:35] <paulej72> it redirects I believe
[02:14:18] <Bytram> hmmm
[02:14:25] <Bytram> http://alstslashdot.org
[02:14:33] <Bytram> http://altslashdot.org
[02:14:36] <shekel> ^ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people ( https://soylentnews.org )
[02:14:40] <Bytram> =)
[02:26:24] <cmn32480> I thought we killed that domain?
[02:26:46] * cmn32480 retracts his previous statement as he read backscroll
[02:27:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, we did. it's just doing a paul rubens on buffy the vampire slayer movie death scene.
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[02:27:38] <cmn32480> slow painful death?
[02:30:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:30:04] <shekel> ^ 03Buffy kills Amilyn - YouTube
[02:35:20] <paulej72> what a shitty version of that
[02:35:57] <paulej72> hate people who post shit they camcorded off the TV
[02:40:16] <Bytram> interesting read: http://www.businessinsider.com
[02:40:17] <shekel> ^ 03Netflix, Intuit, Juniper go all in on Amazon cloud - Business Insider
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[02:56:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mypenis++ # why have i never thought to do this before?
[02:56:49] <Bender> karma - mypenis: 1
[02:57:08] <cmn32480> hispenis--
[02:57:08] <Bender> karma - hispenis: -1
[02:57:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> why, it could even overtake coffee. what psycho, besides EF, is going to mypenis--?
[02:58:20] * cmn32480 thinks you've answered your own question
[02:59:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i think he would but he probably should
[03:00:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Moon Was Produced by a Head-on Collision Between Earth and a Forming Planet - http://sylnt.us - they-are-all-just-big-rocks
[03:01:46] <chromas> Planetary mooning
[03:02:04] <cmn32480> :3
[03:04:19] <JamesNZ> Did they not think of the children??
[03:08:28] <chromas> see the previous article
[03:08:49] <chromas> "Scarlet Letter" Coming to Those Who Think of the Children
[03:12:14] <Bytram> chromas: s/of /too much of/
[03:12:14] <sedctl> <Bytram> <chromas> "Scarlet Letter" Coming to Those Who Think too much ofthe Children
[03:16:29] <paulej72> herpenis++
[03:16:29] <Bender> karma - herpenis: 1
[03:17:24] <paulej72> I am thinking of using the scarlet letter on asshole drivers
[03:17:47] <Bytram> paulej72: I didn't know you golfed!
[03:17:51] <Bytram> =)
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[03:58:07] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:58:08] * exec cohesively pours a cheap plastic cup of bacon for #soylent
[04:08:14] <JamesNZ> ~gnight cmn32480
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[04:10:57] * Deucalion repairs the stove.... who thought a crowbar was the right tool to use to open the door?
[04:11:52] <Deucalion> I blame Freeman....
[04:25:47] * SirFinkus is listening to Rodrigo Y Gabriela — Hanuman, from the album 11 11
[04:37:43] <Bytram> Freeman... Dyson?
[04:55:23] <SirFinkus> Hedy... Lamarr?
[05:02:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Funds Electricity-Harvesting Robotic Space Eel With Explosive Jet Thrusters - http://sylnt.us - snakes-on-a-space-plane
[05:15:23] <JamesNZ> Possibly the awesomemest title I've ever seen.
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[05:18:51] <MDC> Greetings, Earthlings.
[05:20:11] <MDC> Anybody home?
[05:21:30] <MDC> guess not - bye-bye
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[06:33:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Enduring Puzzle of the Human Chin - http://sylnt.us - look-in-the-chinatown-phone-book
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[08:04:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Makers of 'Mindblowing' Sex Robot With Virtual Vagina Swamped With Orders - http://sylnt.us - that-didn't-take-long
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[09:35:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Results of the Underhanded C Competition 2015 - http://sylnt.us - how-about-a-nice-game-of-missle-command?
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[10:22:25] <crutchy> http://www.cnbc.com
[10:22:26] <shekel> ^ 03White House wants $10 per barrel fee on oil
[10:22:54] <crutchy> from the fucka-you-middle-class dept.
[11:06:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Happened to Moxie Marlinspike? - http://sylnt.us - started-dating-carmen-san-diego?
[11:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:18:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2166
[11:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, it's that kind of a morning. https://www.youtube.com
[11:30:28] <shekel> ^ 03Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe - YouTube
[11:34:13] <SoyGuest68986> coffee++
[11:34:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2167
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[11:56:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Thouren
[11:58:29] <Thouren> morning, you cranky old bastard TheMightyBuzzard
[11:58:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[11:59:31] <Thouren> Bet you have a 3 digit UID and a 3 digit BAC
[12:01:30] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:01:31] <shekel> ^ 03Crazy People are not afraid of heights - YouTube
[12:01:47] <crutchy> ay fockers
[12:02:30] <crutchy> Thouren, i have a 3 digit uid, but tmb is a teeny bopper
[12:02:53] <crutchy> unfortunately i haven't cranked open the red tonight
[12:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Thouren, my uid can buy cigarettes but not beer
[12:03:19] <crutchy> didn't get home from work till about 8.30 tonight :/
[12:03:30] <crutchy> after starting work at about 8 thismorning
[12:04:24] <Thouren> It's a sad day when you can't have a cigarette with your beer
[12:05:00] <chromas> it's why you need a sockpuppet account
[12:05:02] <chromas> a fake uid
[12:05:43] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, Thouren is really UID 1
[12:06:37] <Thouren> That means I'm a baby, can shit and puke wherever I want now. Sweet
[12:06:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i should kick create a new account and switch uids with someone in the three digit range
[12:06:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> say 179 or so
[12:07:17] <crutchy> screw that. i'm 179 on both SN and |.
[12:07:20] <crutchy> :D
[12:07:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[12:10:16] <Thouren> What's /.? Sounds like something from the CompuServe days
[12:10:54] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, slashdot is soylentnews beta
[12:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, the sjws turned on wil wheaton
[12:11:46] <chromas> everyone eventually does
[12:12:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, and it couldn't happen to a nicer wesley
[12:19:52] <Thouren> Fuck the SJW's
[12:20:20] <chromas> Thouren++
[12:20:20] <Bender> karma - thouren: 3
[12:21:43] <Thouren> Hey, I'm not negative karma anymore!
[12:23:00] <chromas> When /. fucks up and SN gets an influx of users, we should all switch to |. :D
[12:26:15] <crutchy> lmao http://i.imgur.com
[12:29:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor goats
[12:30:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine time then gotta hunt down a processor for an old motherboard
[12:37:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Army Considers Replacing Thousands of Soldiers with Robots - http://sylnt.us - Robbie-Rosie-BigDog-T1000
[12:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, time to drive vidya cars really fast
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[13:31:33] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:31:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2168
[14:07:29] <Bytram> !uid
[14:07:29] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6101, owned by presift
[14:07:31] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:07:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2169
[14:07:45] <Bytram> only got a couple minutes before I gtg
[14:08:34] <Bytram> found this comment to our story "SN is one year old" to be interesting: https://soylentnews.org
[14:08:34] <shekel> ^✓* 03SN comment by [02unitron (70)] (02Score:2)
[14:08:49] <Bytram> "Can we have a separate story... ...on what led up to the creation of SN in the first place?"
[14:08:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIT Design Wins SpaceX Hyperloop Design Competition - http://sylnt.us - zoom-zoom
[14:10:15] <Bytram> I missed out on the first couple of weeks, though I do have a few things documented. If ever we are to do a story like this, the sooner the better while there are still people here from that era, and while their memories are still (somewhat) clear about it.
[14:11:11] <Bytram> ok, gtg
[14:11:13] <Bytram> laters!
[14:11:18] <Bytram> oh, one more thing
[14:11:20] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:11:22] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 34°F, snow, wind N at 12 mph, humidity 93% - Friday snow (21°F:33°F), Saturday partly cloudy (30°F:40°F), Sunday sunny (27°F:43°F), Monday snow (25°F:29°F)
[14:11:25] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[14:11:27] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 33°F, snow, wind N at 13 mph, humidity 86% - Friday snow (18°F:32°F), Saturday mostly sunny (28°F:39°F), Sunday mostly sunny (15°F:41°F), Monday snow showers (17°F:26°F)
[14:11:32] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[14:11:34] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 24°F, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 8 mph, humidity 67% - Friday snow showers (3°F:25°F), Saturday cloudy (21°F:29°F), Sunday partly cloudy (-3°F:26°F), Monday mostly cloudy (7°F:23°F)
[14:11:55] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[14:16:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Saint Petersburg, FL
[14:16:13] <exec> 10St Petersburg, FL, USA - currently 50°F / 10°C, sunny, wind NE at 23 mph, humidity 64% - Friday sunny (49°F:60°F / 9°C:16°C), Saturday cloudy (50°F:62°F / 10°C:17°C), Sunday partly cloudy (50°F:56°F / 10°C:13°C), Monday cloudy (52°F:65°F / 11°C:18°C)
[14:20:10] <Popeidol> ~weather Perth, Australia
[14:20:12] <exec> 10Perth WA - currently 79°F / 26°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind S at 10 mph, humidity 44% - Friday clear (67°F:87°F / 19°C:31°C), Saturday sunny (71°F:90°F / 22°C:32°C), Sunday sunny (76°F:100°F / 24°C:38°C), Monday sunny (78°F:104°F / 26°C:40°C)
[14:21:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 12345
[14:21:16] <exec> 10Schenectady, NY 12345, USA - currently 34°F / 1°C, cloudy, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 62% - Friday partly cloudy (25°F:37°F / -4°C:3°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (28°F:43°F / -2°C:6°C), Sunday sunny (23°F:42°F / -5°C:6°C), Monday partly cloudy (24°F:36°F / -4°C:2°C)
[14:21:21] <Popeidol> Interesting, consistently a few degrees lower than local predictions
[14:21:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Philadelphia, PA
[14:21:51] <exec> 10Philadelphia, PA, USA - currently 35°F / 2°C, cloudy, wind N at 13 mph, humidity 81% - Friday rain and snow (29°F:42°F / -2°C:6°C), Saturday partly cloudy (29°F:46°F / -2°C:8°C), Sunday mostly sunny (32°F:50°F / 0°C:10°C), Monday cloudy (33°F:42°F / 1°C:6°C)
[14:51:37] <Gravis> ~weather hell
[14:51:38] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 38°F / 3°C, cloudy, wind NW at 21 mph, humidity 61% - Friday partly cloudy (29°F:44°F / -2°C:7°C), Saturday partly cloudy (30°F:48°F / -1°C:9°C), Sunday mostly sunny (30°F:51°F / -1°C:11°C), Monday mostly cloudy (34°F:47°F / 1°C:8°C)
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[15:35:53] <Runaway1956> jihad--
[15:35:53] <Bender> karma - jihad: -3
[15:36:00] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[15:36:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2170
[15:36:09] <Runaway1956> !weather
[15:36:26] <Runaway1956> ~weather
[15:36:27] <exec> 10Dallas, TX, USA - currently 44°F / 7°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 10 mph, humidity 47% - Friday partly cloudy (38°F:59°F / 3°C:15°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (36°F:57°F / 2°C:14°C), Sunday sunny (36°F:66°F / 2°C:19°C), Monday cloudy (32°F:55°F / 0°C:13°C)
[15:36:43] <Runaway1956> ~weather DeQueen, Ar
[15:36:45] <exec> 10De Queen, AR, USA - currently 34°F / 1°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 3 mph, humidity 74% - Friday partly cloudy (28°F:57°F / -2°C:14°C), Saturday partly cloudy (30°F:58°F / -1°C:14°C), Sunday sunny (31°F:62°F / -1°C:17°C), Monday cloudy (24°F:51°F / -4°C:11°C)
[15:37:17] <Runaway1956> 1 degree C sounds colder than 34 F
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[16:10:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Panel Gives Tentative Endorsement to Three-Person IVF - http://sylnt.us - that's-gotta-be-pricey
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[17:32:47] <Gravis> aww... people have no sense of humor! https://soylentnews.org
[17:32:48] <shekel> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:3, Disagree)
[17:33:09] <Gravis> i even put the ;) to indicate sarcasm
[17:34:33] <Gravis> takyon: one more person with mod points agreed with me than you! https://soylentnews.org
[17:34:34] <shekel> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:3, Insightful)
[17:35:23] <Gravis> takyon: it's obvious i'm now the victor now and for all time, so you should just admit defeat! :P
[17:41:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NFL Has a Recording of Every Play of Super Bowl I and Re-Aired That--but... - http://sylnt.us - resurrecting-the-dead
[17:53:34] <chromas> from the hole dept
[17:58:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> Well, I get to refer to gridiron football as "American Armored Wankball" again.
[17:58:50] <Gravis> two jerks, on thread! https://soylentnews.org ;P
[17:58:51] <shekel> ^ 03SN article: U.S. Panel Gives Tentative Endorsement to Three-Person IVF 04(3 comments)
[17:59:04] <Gravis> aww... it's up to three people now :(
[18:00:07] <Gravis> oh... the one troll was hidden
[19:12:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSA Says it "Must Act Now" Against the Quantum Computing Threat - http://sylnt.us - if-they-can't-beat-it-there-is-promise-in-the-tech
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[20:44:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NFL Refuses to Purchase Only Known Recording of Super Bowl I - http://sylnt.us - sell-it-to-someone-else
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[21:44:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists in Germany Switch on Nuclear Fusion Experiment... for a Fraction of a Second - http://sylnt.us - fusion-aplomb
[22:05:05] <chromas> Next story: NFL Refuses to Purchase Every Play of Nuclear Fusion Experiment from Superbowl I, butt…
[22:52:06] <cmn32480> ~gday soylent
[22:52:07] * exec abnormally passes a coffee++ mug of pancakes to soylent
[23:46:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's Juno Spacecraft Burns for Jupiter - http://sylnt.us - juno-we-post-the-best-stories