#Soylent | Logs for 2016-02-04

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[23:51:04] <Gravis> at the very least, one of the two
[23:50:54] <Gravis> a LLVM backend is important too
[23:50:34] <Gravis> they also need a GCC backend to be relevant at a minimum
[23:48:55] <Gravis> takyon: not sure i buy it. would have to see some real research with FPGA implemenations at a minimum
[23:47:06] <shekel> ^✓* 03Soft Machines' 'Virtual Cores' Promise 2-4x Performance/Watt Advantage Over Competing CPUs
[23:47:06] <takyon> that reminds me to get on with submitting this: http://www.tomshardware.com
[23:46:45] <Gravis> takyon: not even the CPU type! RISC V chip would be great to have. :)
[23:46:26] <Gravis> takyon: not waiting on anything specific
[23:45:50] <takyon> other than that, I wanted to know if you were waiting for AMD Zen or anything specific
[23:45:40] <Gravis> takyon: that may be true for web browsing but not so much for coding in an IDE
[23:45:27] <takyon> and I probably mentioned that Dell is making some XPS laptops with a very thin bezel... so that 14" is the equivalent of 15.6" or whatever
[23:44:53] <Gravis> takyon: replied. your move!
[23:44:52] <takyon> I know you hate 11" but I have to say transitioning from 15.6" to an 11" Chromebook was not hard on my eyes at all
[23:44:08] <Gravis> takyon: yes, always
[23:43:43] <takyon> you still looking for a laptop or something Gravis?
[23:42:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, cooking foods time. no you lot can't have any. starve and die.
[23:41:38] <Gravis> oh snap!
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[23:40:12] <takyon> just letting you know in advance of the reply notification
[23:40:01] <takyon> your comment on my journal is trash Gravis
[23:39:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, damned right. i'd be crippled up with RSI by now if i had to code all this mess by hand.
[23:38:15] <Gravis> paulej72: well that makes sense
[23:38:06] <paulej72> it is shit code :P
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[23:37:45] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so features get pushed out your ass? <_<;
[23:36:44] <paulej72> sure
[23:36:39] <Gravis> Raging Waters waterpark: so much water... so much _rage_. ;)
[23:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i plan on going on a bug fix/minor feature adding spree after we release this beastie. like to get it pushed out in two months if my ass can produce the content and yours can get off work.
[23:35:42] <paulej72> most of our icons are 40x40 with at least 40 h and whatervr wide
[23:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, reminds me...
[23:35:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell ya what, let's put em on hold till we can get icons n shat worked up. save you some headaches too.
[23:34:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure.
[23:34:42] <takyon> i'll find some icons and post them in dev or somewhere
[23:34:40] <paulej72> think we need someing else. Atair joystick
[23:34:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, xbox controller then
[23:34:13] <takyon> i like that because all these games boil down to random number generators
[23:34:12] <paulej72> dev random uses a d20
[23:33:58] <takyon> lol
[23:33:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> grab a cc licensed gif of some dice
[23:33:46] <takyon> what do you require for icons
[23:33:34] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[23:33:22] <paulej72> we don't have a gaming icon
[23:33:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> gaming, turn digital liberty to liberty and nexus it instead of topic it, were a couple more i think.
[23:32:38] <takyon> gaming!
[23:32:25] <paulej72> What do we want to turn to a nexus?
[23:32:02] <paulej72> well nexii are done through sql manitulations to about three tables.
[23:31:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> push em till next time if you want to for any reason though.
[23:30:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause we could use some additional nexuses added for this upgrade cycle if there's low-to-zero breakage risk
[23:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> say, how are you at adding/modifying the whole nexus thing?
[23:29:30] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: the strang sql error on staff slash is due to not having any nexii in place. I may fix it for the next round
[23:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> many pewps
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[23:27:50] <paulej72> what was that susupsed to be. hexchat is bad at unicode on my machines
[23:27:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Julian Assange is Being Arbitrarily Held According to a UN Panel - http://sylnt.us - embassy-suite-still-unavailable
[23:25:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
[23:25:25] <paulej72> iiiiiiiiiii
[23:23:09] <cmn32480> I will pile on later
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[23:22:57] <takyon> but we should all pile in that journal
[23:22:46] <takyon> i posted mine at the bottom
[23:22:00] <cmn32480> interesting
[23:21:09] <shekel> ^ 03SN journal Delayed Stories vs. Slashdot 04(9 comments)
[23:21:08] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[23:20:57] * exec allegedly cracks open a cold can of broiled hog anus for y'all
[23:20:55] <cmn32480> ~gday y'all
[23:20:51] <cmn32480> see y'all later
[23:20:47] <cmn32480> Ok... time to go home
[23:19:06] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[23:19:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube bad official video
[23:18:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn right
[23:18:41] <shekel> ^ 03Ask Slashdot: How Can We Improve Slashdot? - Slashdot ( http://slashdot.org )
[23:18:40] <cmn32480> We are bad content!
[23:18:40] * TheMightyBuzzard felt the need to drop his $0.02 in. http://ask.slashdot.org
[23:18:35] <cmn32480> Even just voting down the Anon Coward posts (frosty piss / gay wigger assoc. / soylent / apk/ etc spam crap) means that mods have to decide between up-voting good content or just removing the bad.
[23:18:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> or stuff we tentatively rejected like user->user messaging.
[23:18:05] * cmn32480 chuckles back
[23:17:46] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[23:15:54] <nick> agreed
[23:15:44] <cmn32480> but I find it heartening that the thigns everybody wants change PJ, NC and buzz fixed a year ago
[23:15:31] <nick> it's no bad thing for us
[23:15:13] <cmn32480> I'm not sweating it.
[23:14:12] <nick> if the slashdot community that's left didn't learn from the dice situation, they deserve what they get with what happens next
[23:11:14] <cmn32480> likely
[23:10:47] <nick> perhaps they don't understand the shit they're being fed again, by another set of owners
[23:09:25] <cmn32480> probably
[23:07:59] <takyon> I submit 600 neutral summaries... maybe 10% of the stories we run, and they shit on our editorial style after not having looked at the site for a year
[23:07:40] <nick> hatin' on #editorial
[23:07:33] <takyon> those fuckers
[23:07:20] <nick> oooo
[23:07:06] <takyon> just deleted the elusive 4th submission - for the assange story
[23:06:58] <cmn32480> "Soylent already fixed Slashcode - sync and send pull requests. They haven't stolen this community and they're not going to with their editorial style, which doesn't fit the folks here."
[23:06:41] <cmn32480> bytram has all that data
[23:06:40] <takyon> it took a while to get to 6000 but we seem to be getting to 6100 pretty fast
[23:06:28] <takyon> if we graph soylent user count over time, I wonder if we can see some spikes
[23:06:10] <shekel> ^ 03Ask Slashdot: How Can We Improve Slashdot? - Slashdot ( http://slashdot.org )
[23:06:09] <cmn32480> http://ask.slashdot.org
[23:06:06] <cmn32480> I don't think taht domain was renewed
[23:06:05] <nick> but in general, if i didn't know about this site as a result of fuckbeta, then would i ever stumble across it?
[23:05:52] <cmn32480> it's a dead link so far as I know
[23:05:23] <nick> altslashdot is probably not the best association to go with if we want to get out of the shadows
[23:04:35] <cmn32480> Fuck Beta. AltSlashdot. SoylentNews [soylentnews.org].
[23:03:30] <nick> i hate to say things like that but...
[23:03:23] <nick> we maintain a low profile and have not increased the power of the 'brand'
[23:02:09] <takyon> I wish our community was larger though
[23:02:04] <shekel> ^ 03Coming to Terms with Secret Law
[23:01:57] <takyon> http://fas.org
[23:00:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> go us
[23:00:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, the how to fix /. thing reads a whole lot like "do what SN is doing"
[22:58:06] <shekel> ^ 03ARM Announces New 28nm POP IP For UMC Foundry
[22:58:05] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[22:57:05] <nick> you'd think they don't know how submissions work.
[22:57:04] <cmn32480> you can skip the banter w/ apk... that takes up about 30 posts
[22:56:16] <nick> talk about achievable goals there
[22:55:24] <chromas> ban the ban-the-trolls trolls
[22:54:21] <takyon> ban trolls, eh? GLWT
[22:54:14] <takyon> "Fresh, solid and intelligent articles on TECH, and a banning of any and all trolls. Start there."
[22:52:38] <takyon> probably because under the slashdot system I almost never had mod points
[22:52:22] <takyon> I didn't even remember/know that was a problem
[22:52:09] <takyon> "copy some of the stuff Soylent News has done, e.g. ability to moderate individual posts rather than having to scroll to the bottom and moderate all"
[22:51:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm doing good if i manage reading all the non-tl;dr ones in a 200 comment story.
[22:50:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> who the hell is gonna read all those?
[22:50:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> jebus, no wonder. thing has like 1700 comments
[22:50:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't see that one
[22:49:42] <takyon> I saw the one with the wiki link
[22:49:26] <shekel> ^ 03Ask Slashdot: How Can We Improve Slashdot? - Slashdot ( http://slashdot.org )
[22:49:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, two SN name drops in http://ask.slashdot.org
[22:49:14] <takyon> i need Zen to come out so I can get a new laptop. this one is #feelingthebern
[22:45:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> obviously. people are vertical and thresholds are horizontal. except in 0g.
[22:43:23] <paulej72> I guess the threshold was not parallel
[22:42:48] <shekel> ^ 03James Reinders: Parallelism Has Crossed a Threshold
[22:42:47] <takyon> http://www.hpcwire.com
[22:35:53] <paulej72> waiting for an image to deyploy. 7.5 min left
[22:33:05] <takyon> big-boned dept.
[22:33:04] <paulej72> well that is about right
[22:33:02] <shekel> ^ 03BMI is wrong: Millions of healthy Americans labeled obese - Futurity
[22:33:02] <takyon> http://www.futurity.org
[22:32:43] <shekel> ^ 03Index gives Earth only 82% chance of being 'habitable' - Futurity
[22:32:42] <takyon> http://www.futurity.org
[22:27:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One Manufacturer's "Fundamentally Dangerous" USB Type-C Cable Fries Hardware - http://sylnt.us - beer-batter-fries?
[22:23:49] <shekel> ^ 03OCZ Releases Trion 150 SSD
[22:23:48] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[22:22:03] <takyon> too lazy to read the scrollback
[22:19:54] <paulej72> there was a Ask Slashdot from kyber on the green site. They hounded him becuase it was a support question
[22:18:19] <takyon> nyaa
[22:04:41] <paulej72> meow
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[21:22:49] * chromas squints harder at the unicode
[21:22:22] <chromas> tossing your apples?
[21:22:02] <cmn32480> c-ya Mighty Mouse!
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[21:16:50] <Gravis> ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ
[21:16:49] <Gravis> now if you will excuse me, i have to go save the day...
[21:08:26] <Gravis> for the most part*
[21:08:04] <Gravis> with me, it's either a truthbomb or melting clocks.
[21:07:49] <Gravis> lol
[21:07:41] <chromas> are you heavily implying flash doesn't tickle like kitten licks?
[21:06:50] <Gravis> see, that's totally something i might say
[21:06:31] <Gravis> cmn32480: "<cmn32480> Why are companies stupuid enough to write their interface in Flash?" <-- because flash tickles like kitten licks! xD
[21:06:04] <Gravis> i would written something absurd
[21:05:20] <Gravis> i wouldn't have said it otherwise. ;)
[21:04:48] <cmn32480> a fair and probably true answer
[21:04:19] <Gravis> cmn32480: "<cmn32480> Why are companies stupuid enough to write their interface in Flash?" <-- because of managers and the marketing department.
[21:01:53] <cmn32480> damn 1800 comments...\
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[20:49:41] <cmn32480> and somebody who wants them to look at what we did!
[20:49:30] <shekel> ^ 03Ask Slashdot: How Can We Improve Slashdot? - Slashdot ( http://slashdot.org )
[20:49:29] <cmn32480> http://ask.slashdot.org
[20:49:10] <chromas> Maybe they'll fork again, but with a better name ;)
[20:49:08] <cmn32480> watch for mod bombers
[20:48:59] <cmn32480> disagree mod
[20:48:56] <cmn32480> how can we fix it?
[20:48:47] <cmn32480> the ask /. link I posted above is like watching our own history happen again
[20:47:13] <cmn32480> I wish somebodyu would stick a fork in it already
[20:44:52] <chromas> Flash has been on its deathbed for awhile. That makes it excellent for enterprise usage, like IE6
[20:43:43] <cmn32480> Why are companies stupuid enough to write their interface in Flash?
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[20:25:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Inside the Plan to Pull Sprint Out of its Death Spiral - http://sylnt.us - running-sprints-in-a-marathon-race
[20:16:35] <Gravis> exercise*
[20:16:18] <Gravis> he's actually a pretty healthy pug. i execise and he walks with me, so he's a healthy 15 lbs. he's dog shaped rather than log shaped.
[20:14:21] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: i know my brothers pug loves hunting for and eating mushrooms
[20:13:47] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: i think they any of the small dog breeds could only survive if begin a plant based diet.
[20:11:26] <Gravis> they should be about 15 lbs
[20:11:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> Not that any of the current existing breeds would survive without human intervention - they'd likely all evolve back towards wild canid forms.
[20:11:16] <Gravis> so you end up with 35 lbs pugs
[20:10:52] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: a big part of the problem for most dog ailments is that people overfeed their dogs
[20:10:13] <Gravis> :/
[20:10:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> bulldogs are at the "breed can't survive without human intervention" state already
[20:09:50] <chromas> also bulldogs
[20:09:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah, but pugs and IIRC bulldogs are some of the worst.
[20:09:34] <chromas> is that why pugs look like they run into walls all day?
[20:08:36] <Gravis> most dog breeds have serious genetic defects
[20:08:26] <sedctl> <AndyTheAbsurd> Gravis: well I agree with the #hashtag.
[20:08:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/with/with the/
[20:08:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gravis: well I agree with #hashtag.
[20:07:21] <shekel> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[20:07:20] <Gravis> the truth about dogs! https://soylentnews.org
[19:51:23] <Gravis> it also takes more bandwidth and processing power
[19:50:56] <Gravis> chromas: overall it takes significantly more brainpower than it should
[19:50:43] <Gravis> chromas: it takes a couple extra seconds because the page has to reload
[19:50:24] <Gravis> chromas: LOL
[19:49:59] <shekel> ^ 03Ask Slashdot: How Can We Improve Slashdot? - Slashdot ( http://slashdot.org )
[19:49:58] <cmn32480> http://ask.slashdot.org
[19:49:08] <chromas> #ineedfeminismbecause deleting all messages takes an extra click
[19:48:52] <Gravis> really there is just no reason to not have that button
[19:48:45] <cmn32480> yup
[19:48:32] <Gravis> so if you have two messages, super annoying!
[19:48:24] <Gravis> yep
[19:48:18] <cmn32480> I think you ahve to view one first, then it fgives the checkboxes
[19:48:04] <cmn32480> Gravis ^^
[19:47:59] <cmn32480> select all ->Delete
[19:47:22] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: where is the "Delete All Messages" button at the SN "inbox"?!
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[19:24:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Secret of Scholars who Impact Public Policy - http://sylnt.us - getting-buyin-pays-off
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[17:06:52] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out
[17:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> 40W, it'll work just fine.
[17:05:47] <Runaway1956> Have fun - I don't even want to think about dragging a soldering gun out into the cold today.
[17:04:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> have brakes and turn signals. no tail lights. gotta rig up a four relay system to make the brakes and tail lights share the same wires and work when both are active.
[17:04:25] * Runaway1956 should probably just go to bed
[17:03:53] <Runaway1956> So, you have empty working trailer lights at the moment?
[17:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> welp, time to break out the soldering iron and get to work on having fully working trailer lights.
[16:58:15] <shekel> ^ 03SN article:  Physics of Brain Wrinkles Replicated Using Gel 04(0 comments)
[16:58:14] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[16:57:51] <Runaway1956> They physics of penis wrinkles, replicated in gel?
[16:55:28] <Runaway1956> Sniffing paint?
[16:55:20] <Runaway1956> Well - I dunno. I heard the Human Resources broad use that word "inappropriate" this week, so I feel plenty slimy enough . . .
[16:54:34] <cmn32480> ok... gotta go buy paint. back in a while...
[16:53:48] <cmn32480> just do it as AC or you might get sued
[16:53:41] <cmn32480> troll away
[16:53:39] <shekel> ^ 03Journal of VBLawGroup (6086)
[16:53:38] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[16:53:19] <cmn32480> you old people want EVERYTHING
[16:52:00] <Runaway1956> ???? If I'm supposed to know what that is, then I'll plead senility. Got a link?
[16:51:24] <cmn32480> runaway - there is that lawyer groupp journal entry
[16:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> figured out i had zero interest in being indoctrinated into liberal thought patterns whilst waiting on the comp-sci profs to teach me something i couldn't learn in a week on my own.
[16:47:41] <Runaway1956> We demand fresh and new troll content.
[16:46:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like me, minus the drugs. i discovered those back around 14 and gave em up as juvenile bs before i joined the army at 18.
[16:45:29] <Runaway1956> Shitbird . . . .
[16:45:21] <Runaway1956> He's recently discovered drugs.
[16:45:12] <Runaway1956> Yeah, he had so much promise. He's as smart as or maybe smarter than me, which is pretty smart. Free ride to college, and all he did was piss it away playing video games.
[16:44:24] <cmn32480> aww... he's only a few years yuounger than me
[16:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> failure to launch, eh?
[16:44:04] <Runaway1956> Well, TMB, you might refer to him as TMS - TheMightyShitbird.
[16:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell he doing not driving his own car then?
[16:43:26] <Runaway1956> 28 in April.
[16:43:08] <Runaway1956> Little fuck was born in 1988 - that makes him what, 27?
[16:42:45] <Runaway1956> Well, Mama is mighty pissed because she needs her car to take the unborn grandson for a checkup
[16:42:44] * TheMightyBuzzard waits impatiently for next friday's Deadpool premier
[16:42:41] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 - the eldset is how old?
[16:42:30] <cmn32480> my ass weoulld not have been able to be sat upon...
[16:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> my ass woulda been walking for quite a while if i pulled one of those
[16:41:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[16:40:29] <Runaway1956> Ha!! My eldest is AWOL, with his mother's car. I posted on Facebook about a "missing person". The phone calls have begun to roll in. Little asshole.
[16:38:04] <shekel> ^ 03Ellie Goulding - Burn - YouTube
[16:38:03] <Runaway1956> Her music doesn't make a lot of sense, but Ellie Goulding has a pretty voice . . . https://www.youtube.com
[16:36:00] <Runaway1956> I had a systemd once. Preparation H helped.
[16:34:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i like a good jihad. like against systemd.
[16:34:08] <Runaway1956> We can dig the jihadists down to hell like that!
[16:33:56] <Bender> karma - jihad: -2
[16:33:56] <Runaway1956> jihad--
[16:33:47] <Runaway1956> This is cool TMB
[16:31:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2165
[16:31:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[16:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmm, coffee
[16:27:30] <Runaway1956> Now you're a cool kid, Bender!
[16:27:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> SirFinkus: thanks again for the lossless copy of Dopesmoker! It's awesome.
[16:27:11] <Bender> karma - jihad: -1
[16:27:11] <Runaway1956> jihad--
[16:26:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2164
[16:26:52] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[16:26:48] <Runaway1956> Come on Bender, try to keep up
[16:25:53] <Bender> karma - burritos: 3
[16:25:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> burritos++
[16:25:35] * cmn32480 enjoys baiting the old folks....
[16:25:34] <Runaway1956> need a coff++ refill
[16:25:12] <Runaway1956> I think some of them were carved from stone - I wouldn't swear to it though.
[16:24:45] <cmn32480> were tehy carved from stone too?
[16:24:37] <cmn32480> they had like physical switches and stuff?
[16:23:45] <Runaway1956> Kinda sorta similar, but not really similar - our pinball games didn't need many electrons.
[16:22:11] <cmn32480> I used to have a pinball game on my computer... were they similar?
[16:18:17] <Runaway1956> Oh - BTW - we had arcades even before there were video games - just call me Pinball Wizard
[16:17:24] <shekel> ^ 03Foster The People - Pumped up Kicks - YouTube
[16:17:23] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[16:17:19] <Runaway1956> You never hung at the arcade? Just get off the grass, kid . . . *sigh*
[16:14:27] <cmn32480> what's an arcade?
[16:13:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> but it was more "Mortal Kombat and Area 51" than "Pac-Man" when I was a teenager.
[16:12:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> I used to hang at the arcade when I was a teenager
[16:06:07] <Runaway1956> All the cool kids hang at the arcade, and have mastered Pacman.
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[14:07:16] <Bytram|away> mare sea!
[14:06:57] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6096, owned by rayko
[14:06:57] <Bytram|away> !uid
[14:06:55] <cmn32480> have fun Bytram
[14:06:53] <Bytram|away> have a great day everyone!
[14:06:48] <Bytram|away> ok,gtg
[14:06:36] <cmn32480> they are, however, oblivious
[14:06:29] <cmn32480> they obviously aren't embarrased... why should you be?
[14:06:09] <cmn32480> we don't delete accounts
[14:06:08] <SoyCow2678> cmn32480: though like you say, no worries until it becomes an issue. I just feel a little embarrassed on their behalf.
[14:05:17] <SoyCow2678> yay - one Internet Medal for us. I'd have a strong desire to delete the account just to prevent them from embarrassing themselves - kind of how we stuff a drunk mate in a taxi before they go too far :-)
[14:04:22] <cmn32480> yeah, me thinks that the commesnt on that journal will be worth watching
[14:03:25] <cmn32480> but it is good to know that we are finally hitting the big time... shill accounts are on the "Who's Who on the internet" checklist, I believe
[14:03:23] <Bytram|away> afk brb
[14:03:19] <shekel> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[14:03:18] <Bytram|away> btw, check this out: https://soylentnews.org
[14:03:04] * Bytram|away got called in to work to cover a co-worker's shift.. day 7 in a row
[14:02:33] <cmn32480> don't sweat it until it becomes an issue
[14:02:18] <cmn32480> yeah.. who knows
[14:00:40] <SoyCow2678> I do wonder what is going through these people's heads as they sit there posting unwanted crap on unrelated sites. If some guy came up; out of the blue; whilst I was out enjoying time with friends and tried to sell his law firm, the only thing we'd be feeling for him would be pity. And a strong need to wash my hands if I'd shaken his. Can these people not recognise how they are perceived by others?
[13:56:50] <cmn32480> long as they don't shit up the rest of the comment threads... people cane shamelessly ignore their journal
[13:56:28] <cmn32480> and I agree with your statement above.
[13:55:24] <nick> it made me chuckle
[13:55:07] <cmn32480> the comment on the journal entry is kinda funny
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[13:51:16] <nick> not something i condone, but self promotion in a journal is not the biggest crime going
[13:48:55] <shekel> ^ 03VBLawGroup - SoylentNews User
[13:48:55] <SoyCow2678> Do we tolerate accounts set up for the sole purpose of shilling? I just came across this account: https://soylentnews.org
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[12:31:06] <cmn32480> mornign buzzard
[12:31:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2163
[12:31:04] <cmn32480> coffee++
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[11:19:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[10:15:23] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[10:14:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[10:14:51] <qkontinuum> #submit http://www.bloomberg.com
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[09:58:12] <dyingtolive> i... don't actually have kp. but i have this movie, which is almsot as terrible.
[09:57:07] <dyingtolive> mods are asleep, self: post KP!
[09:47:24] <dyingtolive> seriously, e-f needs to provide the director's cut dub for this. these are *HIS* people.
[09:47:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yahoo! Turnaround Plan: Proxy War and Fire Mayer? - http://sylnt.us - they-used-to-be-good
[09:43:43] <dyingtolive> watching "get the gringo" starring mel gibson. i honestly thing it's a nonfiction account of mel gibson being in a mexican prison. only time will tell.
[09:16:58] <chromas> I just found it amusing that failing to read was a success
[09:01:37] <poutine> I'll read your NFS state
[08:24:17] <dyingtolive> niiice
[08:18:45] <Bender> karma - nfs: -2
[08:18:45] <chromas> nfs--
[08:18:41] <chromas> "Failed to read /var/lib/nfs/state: Success"
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[05:57:01] <chromas> in the usa show mr robot, two of the guys watch and make fun of the hacking scenes in that movie while the main guy is hallucinating
[05:56:01] <Bender> karma - chromas: 152
[05:56:01] <dyingtolive> chromas++
[05:55:59] <dyingtolive> touche.
[05:55:48] <dyingtolive> i'd just settle for being able to find a place that offers such fashionable attire as the cut off leopard print shirt.
[05:55:29] <chromas> it's probably because you don't use a mac
[05:55:11] <dyingtolive> i never found the package for that, sadly.
[05:54:21] <chromas> what? you don't have 3b buildings flying around on your screen?
[05:52:56] <dyingtolive> i wish hacking was like that shit. there'd be no need for drugs.
[05:52:42] <dyingtolive> it was as bad as i remember it.
[05:52:35] <dyingtolive> yeah, i watched that a couple weeks ago.
[05:52:26] <chromas> hack the planet!
[05:52:20] <chromas> hackers is also on netflix
[05:43:49] <SirFinkus> it's overdubbed
[05:43:42] <shekel> ^ 03Fatal Error (policewoman dies from unknown desease) - YouTube
[05:43:42] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[05:43:28] <SirFinkus> would not be shocked
[05:43:12] <SirFinkus> not sure
[05:42:55] <dyingtolive> this did have one guy who got remote killed by his cellphone melting. somehow.
[05:42:34] <SirFinkus> people getting shocked to death by keyboards and shit
[05:42:30] <dyingtolive> i think they got the same costume consultant that Hackers had.
[05:42:23] <SirFinkus> oh, this is better
[05:42:00] <dyingtolive> this is more like a csi hacking montage that doesn't end, with everyone dressed like the weird kids in the early 90s.
[05:41:09] <SirFinkus> saw it on tv a long time ago
[05:41:03] <SirFinkus> been trying to find it forever
[05:40:56] <SirFinkus> it's great
[05:40:45] <dyingtolive> yeah... every bit of that sounds horrible.
[05:40:21] <dyingtolive> wait, Samantha Carter? really?
[05:39:22] <SirFinkus> sorry
[05:39:16] <SirFinkus> , but Doulan is also after him to beat Teal at his own game, and Henderson has a deep-rooted frustration inspiring his own agenda...
[05:39:16] <SirFinkus> deadly organic virus. Samantha and Nick must then prevent Digicron's box being sold to the general public in vast numbers, according to the company's Barnum-marketing starting in only two days, but CEO Teal refuses to believe them. Behind his back they find out his most recently promoted VP, Ned Henderson, is the brilliant programmer who must know about the computer virus
[05:39:16] <SirFinkus> the virus, which also strikes at other sites in and around Seattle, notably at places where Digicron's 500 TV channels setup box is being tested. Nick realizes the survivors had eye diseases, so the otherwise non-contagious, short-living virus probably enters via the eyes; the common link seem to be TV screens, and as soon turns out Digicron black boxes. Their next theory is that a computer virus may have evolved into a
[05:39:16] <SirFinkus> failing to observe procedure, is first on the site and points out to US Army disease specialist Dr. Samantha Carter, who told him there were deaths in several other cases but never a trace of the virus, his ambulance has taken a survivor to his hospital; her therapeutic incompetence gets the patient killed, him assigned as temporary consultant to her army research unit- even there computer model operator Darren is killed by
[05:39:16] <SirFinkus> The seven American lawyers hired by Australian media magnate Jack Doulan, whose company rivals Albert Teal's Digicron for preponderance on the world market of telecommunications, are suddenly struck during a video conference in Seattle by an incredibly fast-working virus which wipes out everyone on their floor. Dr. Nick Baldwin, a brilliant virologist who works as an 'insubordinate' ambulance technician after being fired for
[05:39:13] <SirFinkus> damn
[05:38:52] <dyingtolive> nope. must have too high of ratings.
[05:37:44] <SirFinkus> is there a movie called "fatal error" on netflix?
[05:37:22] <dyingtolive> watching this horrible fucking movie on netflix called Cybergeddon. i drink everytime they mention a computer buzzword inappropriate to the context. i drink everytime they prefix a word with cyber-.
[05:19:30] <SirFinkus> there are dumb psychopaths too, they don't get very far usually
[05:18:11] <Gravis> yeah... emotional manipulation is monsterous. that seems more apt than intelligence
[05:16:53] <SirFinkus> a monster, but not stupid
[05:16:48] <SirFinkus> actually, yeah, he was pretty intelligent
[05:16:19] <Gravis> SirFinkus: emotional manipulation as intelligence? well you must think hitler was brilliant.
[05:11:51] <shekel> ^ 03How to fly across the country for less than $40 - MarketWatch
[05:11:50] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[05:11:26] <shekel> ^ 03Soft Machines' 'Virtual Cores' Promise 2-4x Performance/Watt Advantage Over Competing CPUs
[05:11:26] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[05:10:43] <shekel> ^ 03T-Mobile US's BingeOn does break net neutrality, says law prof • The Register
[05:10:42] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[05:08:30] <shekel> ^ 03Miami Police Union Leader Retaliates Against Woman Who Pulled Cop Over by Doxing Her - PINAC News
[05:08:28] <takyon> https://photographyisnotacrime.com
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[05:05:52] <takyon> if it gets you what you want, it means you are the "fittest"
[05:05:36] <SirFinkus> that isn't a form of intelligence?
[05:04:06] <Gravis> knowing how to manipulate people isn't genius, it's psychopathy
[05:03:33] <Gravis> /facepalm
[05:03:27] <SirFinkus> an evil one
[05:03:14] <Gravis> SirFinkus: no, go ahead. he's a genius!
[05:03:12] <SirFinkus> neither
[05:03:09] <SirFinkus> I just don't think he's stupid
[05:03:08] <takyon> Trump or Hillary, who do you vote for
[05:03:05] <SirFinkus> I hate trump
[05:02:57] <SirFinkus> fuck no
[05:02:52] <Gravis> SirFinkus: well... you go vote trump if you think he's such a brilliant man.
[05:02:39] <SirFinkus> because he's a dullard
[05:02:36] <takyon> Jeb Bush will drop out and his 2-3% will go to Rubio
[05:02:24] <takyon> Jeb Bush was full of money, and it did nothing for him
[05:02:17] <SirFinkus> playing the media and his opponents like a fiddle
[05:02:06] <SirFinkus> but look who's in front
[05:02:02] <SirFinkus> so did everybody else
[05:01:45] <takyon> the media allowed Trump to build his support on the cheap. News reports are his campaign ads
[05:01:40] <Gravis> SirFinkus: he had money and people working for him
[05:00:54] <Gravis> -_-
[05:00:51] <Gravis> not taken seriously... but he could be president!
[05:00:35] <Gravis> doing crazy shit
[05:00:29] <SirFinkus> the republicans didn't want trump to be a frontrunner
[05:00:27] <Gravis> people putting another person in the spotlight
[05:00:17] <SirFinkus> the music industry wanted him to be big
[05:00:10] <Gravis> not really
[05:00:05] <SirFinkus> it's kind of a different situation
[04:59:39] <SirFinkus> to an extent he did, although it was highly engineered by others
[04:58:56] <Gravis> there is equal evidence
[04:58:29] <Gravis> you might as well say that justin beeber masterminded his success.
[04:57:58] <SirFinkus> that counts for nothing?
[04:57:53] <takyon> what happened with Ben Carson on the day of the Iowa caucus could backfire against Cruz/Rubio and deliver more supporters to Trump
[04:57:44] <Gravis> and?
[04:57:22] <SirFinkus> despite the media not taking him seriously until recently
[04:57:13] <SirFinkus> he's advanced from joke candidate to frontrunner
[04:56:51] <SirFinkus> which is better than no evidence
[04:56:42] <Gravis> circumstantial evidence
[04:56:22] <SirFinkus> I have some evidence to support my claim
[04:56:12] <SirFinkus> since he hasn't really made any major missteps
[04:56:08] <Gravis> sure we have. you don't know therefore you are guessing.
[04:55:54] <SirFinkus> no, we haven't
[04:55:46] <Gravis> SirFinkus: excellent. so we have established that your guess is as good as mine.
[04:55:38] <SirFinkus> which to me, implies that he's planning it
[04:55:26] <takyon> it's the absurdities that appeal to the rabid republican segments, but won't ever come to fruition
[04:55:25] <SirFinkus> I don't *know* it, but he hasn't really made a wrong move yet
[04:55:17] <Gravis> SirFinkus: but how do you know that he knows or thinks that
[04:54:53] <SirFinkus> making the mexicans build a wall? everyone knows it's absurd
[04:54:47] <dyingtolive> have you ever seen Fink and Trump in teh same room together? just sayin'
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[04:54:35] <takyon> he's got a good range of conservative and liberal (or closet liberal) views, he's the least hawkish candidate after Rand Paul, who has dropped out, and if he doesn't have the support of his party then he can't do much damage
[04:54:29] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you said he knows XYZ. how could you know that?
[04:54:26] <Ethanol-fueled> You will lose.
[04:54:14] <Ethanol-fueled> You bastards are gross. Fuck off.
[04:54:12] <SirFinkus> because that's what he does?
[04:54:03] <Gravis> SirFinkus: and you know this how?
[04:53:47] <SirFinkus> he knows his nature, he knows that he's an outrageous person, and he's exploiting that by making outrageous, crowd-pleasing statements
[04:52:58] <Gravis> takyon: that depends on what he's trying to do. progress or regress the nation.
[04:52:30] <Gravis> to them at least
[04:52:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Retarded.
[04:52:15] <Gravis> SirFinkus: a simple example of people thinking strange things that seem true
[04:51:53] <SirFinkus> strawman Gravis
[04:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Full retards.
[04:51:43] <takyon> trump would be a good president
[04:51:42] <Gravis> yeah and people think the world trade center seems like it was demolished
[04:51:39] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys are so dumb you make me wanna bail.
[04:50:56] <SirFinkus> no, but it seems very calculated
[04:50:44] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you know exactly what he's thinking?
[04:50:42] <SirFinkus> and? most ceos and politicians are psychpaths
[04:50:28] <SirFinkus> and isn't afraid to take drastic action
[04:50:23] <Gravis> SirFinkus: yeah, it's part of psychopathy.
[04:50:07] <SirFinkus> he knows his base, and he knows the enemy
[04:49:56] <SirFinkus> he pisses off the right people, and seduces his base with the same statement
[04:49:44] <shekel> ^✓ 03KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND - YouTube
[04:49:44] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:49:33] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHA
[04:49:31] <Ethanol-fueled> What he says is a solution.
[04:49:29] <SirFinkus> the way he trolls though
[04:49:21] <Ethanol-fueled> He's a symptom of a problem.
[04:49:03] <shekel> ^✓ 03KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND - YouTube
[04:49:03] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:48:51] <Gravis> SirFinkus: he's a media troll. he's playing them for fools. it doesn't make him a genius, just a popular topic.
[04:48:44] <SirFinkus> he's setting the pace, especially among the republicans
[04:48:27] <SirFinkus> which is a good position to be in
[04:48:20] <SirFinkus> everybody is responding to him
[04:48:15] <SirFinkus> an all out assault by the republican establishment, and of course the democrats
[04:47:58] <Gravis> SirFinkus: really? it sounds more like what you've pulled out of your ass. :P
[04:47:56] <SirFinkus> with very few actual policy positions that make sense
[04:47:36] <SirFinkus> I'm going off the results he's gotten
[04:47:17] <shekel> ^✓* 03Star Trek STNG Moments 03 The Naked Now - YouTube
[04:47:17] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:47:11] <Gravis> did your text to speach app stutter. yes, you give him too much credit.
[04:47:02] <Ethanol-fueled> He;s no genuis, it's that everybody else is so pissed at everybody else.
[04:46:56] <SirFinkus> even though the republican establishment seems to hate him
[04:46:38] <Ethanol-fueled> It;s all contrived bullshit.
[04:46:33] <SirFinkus> he's gotten very far
[04:46:27] <SirFinkus> do I?
[04:46:14] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you give him too much credit.
[04:46:01] <SirFinkus> he's a PR genius
[04:45:52] <SirFinkus> he keeps everyone else in a position where they need to respond to him
[04:45:37] <SirFinkus> I haven't seen him really make an error yet
[04:45:20] <Gravis> SirFinkus: yeah, he's a troll.
[04:45:03] <dyingtolive> Gravis: that's a dangerous thought. an entertaining one, but a dangerous one.
[04:45:01] <SirFinkus> people call Trump dumb, but he's a fucking master of manipulating the media
[04:44:45] <SirFinkus> I don't think they're dumb
[04:44:43] <Gravis> dyingtolive: what if we just burn wall street? :D
[04:43:57] <dyingtolive> i'm just saying it'd be a fun diversion, but then again, i might be the guy who's cool with the world burning.
[04:43:55] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i leaning toward it being a result of braindamage that they got from huffing paint. there's not other logical explaination for their lack of sense. :P
[04:43:30] <dyingtolive> no clue. i've seen the guy who likes big business in office though. i've also seen the lapdog of wall street in office.
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[04:43:05] <SirFinkus> they don't want to lose votes by dropping it
[04:42:58] <SirFinkus> part of it might be that they've been doing this benghazi shit ever since it's happened, and it's become part of their platform
[04:42:42] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, that might happen. But would the grass be greener on the other side?
[04:42:38] <Gravis> SirFinkus: and it's not as cut and dry as you make it out to be.
[04:42:26] <SirFinkus> well, that was my thesis Gravis
[04:42:22] <dyingtolive> like, direct contact would kill him, except for all those times it wouldn't.
[04:42:17] <Ethanol-fueled> What we need is a candidate who resists the gimme-gimmes.
[04:42:15] <Gravis> SirFinkus: maybe they are just shitty at what they do.
[04:42:13] <SirFinkus> seems like they'd lay off until the nomination is decieded
[04:42:05] <dyingtolive> no, i'm pretty sure bernie would actually cause e-f to lose whatever superpowers he might have.
[04:42:00] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, you are correct. Gravis, he is about the gimme-gimmes.
[04:41:59] <SirFinkus> doesn't really explain why they continue to attack clinton in that case
[04:41:51] <takyon> congress is a big check on all these free education/health plans
[04:41:38] <takyon> he can't destroy the country's standard of living without the support of congress
[04:41:36] <SirFinkus> actually an interesting point Gravis, hadn't considered that
[04:41:36] <Gravis> dyingtolive: literal? look up the word because you're using it wrong.
[04:41:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Willing to destroy the country's standard of living to give more votes to the gimme-gimmes.
[04:40:57] <dyingtolive> man, bernie must be like your literal kryptonite, e-f.
[04:40:50] <Ethanol-fueled> That Brown-Menace-loving fifth-coumnist
[04:40:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck Bernie
[04:40:30] <takyon> bernie could win this if the right cards are played by the right people... but those people would rather have Hillary in
[04:39:56] <Gravis> maybe they are just more afraid of bernie. ;)
[04:39:56] <SirFinkus> if the republicans had executed the strategy well
[04:39:44] <SirFinkus> probably, but I doubt it'd be successful
[04:39:23] <SirFinkus> it's a bigger deal than some 2 bit senators
[04:39:13] <Gravis> SirFinkus: right... but if she goes down, don't you think she would want to take people with her?
[04:39:08] <Ethanol-fueled> But carson does not belong in this ....heh...RACE.
[04:39:06] <SirFinkus> power to veto shit, executive order, supreme court justice appointments
[04:38:56] <Ethanol-fueled> No, he's not. He;'s an idiot. I love bklacks, especially ofensive blacks.
[04:38:46] <SirFinkus> we're talking presidency
[04:38:39] <takyon> he's a lovable nut
[04:38:37] <SirFinkus> that seems unlikely Gravis, most of their politicians aren't high profile enough
[04:38:30] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, carson is a nut.
[04:38:26] <takyon> fo real
[04:38:15] <takyon> whenever he decides to drop out
[04:38:06] <takyon> it looks like Ben Carson will endorse Trump because of Cruz and Rubio "cheating" by saying that he dropped out during Iowa caucus
[04:37:56] <Ethanol-fueled> TAKE HER OUT, like Vince Foster
[04:37:47] <Gravis> SirFinkus: and if they take down a bunch of their own politicians in the process and lose the majority in XYZ?
[04:37:36] <Ethanol-fueled> WRECK CLINTON.
[04:36:40] <SirFinkus> clinton was the fucking secretary of state, and she's going for president
[04:36:36] <dyingtolive> isn't she already politically useless?
[04:36:18] <SirFinkus> the palin thing, she was the governor of fucking alaska
[04:36:02] <takyon> I don't see anyone bigger than Clinton getting wrecked by email indictments
[04:36:01] <SirFinkus> the stakes are about as high as they get though
[04:35:30] <Gravis> SirFinkus: no, i'm saying they could end up getting hurt if the scope widens to include other people
[04:35:03] <SirFinkus> sure, but that doesn't justify it
[04:34:46] <Ethanol-fueled> You suck dicks.
[04:34:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck off Gravis.
[04:34:41] <Gravis> SirFinkus: the thing is, she's not the first or only one to do it.
[04:34:30] <SirFinkus> flagrant violation of the law
[04:34:27] <dyingtolive> eew, it has gross creepy no beard riker.
[04:34:17] <SirFinkus> the bengazi thing is horseshit, the emails are not
[04:33:58] <Gravis> SirFinkus: it depends on what their goal is. if it's to be an ass 24/7, sure bengazi or email are great topics. if they want to say something important, they should move on.
[04:33:47] <shekel> ^ 03Star Trek STNG Moments 03 The Naked Now - YouTube
[04:33:46] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:33:43] <dyingtolive> To ETHANOL!
[04:33:34] * dyingtolive toasts Ethanol
[04:33:34] <SirFinkus> watch the world burn
[04:33:20] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[04:33:12] <dyingtolive> drink! huzzah!
[04:33:11] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[04:33:07] <Ethanol-fueled> NOT A GODDAMN THING.
[04:33:01] <Ethanol-fueled> And what are YOU ALL gonna do about it?
[04:32:58] <SirFinkus> the gop needs to pick its battles better
[04:32:38] <takyon> now the guys who shot the video have been indicted
[04:32:32] <SirFinkus> which was illegal, and shoddily performed
[04:32:29] <takyon> oh yeah, Planned Parenthood
[04:32:15] <SirFinkus> the republicans have been making a stink about the stupid video thing instead of her fucking hosting her own email server for sensitive communications
[04:32:14] <dyingtolive> either that or if they actually brought up an ACTUAL CRIME THAT HAPPENED, then they'll kind of blow the lid off the 2 party charade.
[04:32:09] * Ethanol-fueled moves to Canada
[04:31:58] <takyon> kind of nutty scenario IMO
[04:31:51] <takyon> my friend thinks that Obama hates Hillary for '08 and so that's why he will "let" DoJ indict Hillary
[04:31:47] <Ethanol-fueled> It will take nothing short of a revolt to defeat Hillary
[04:31:43] <dyingtolive> they don't understand "computer stuff" well enough to actually realize the ramifcations, i think.
[04:31:28] <takyon> yeah, but really it's about the interaction between FBI and DoJ, not Republicans
[04:31:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, you are missing the point - that she is INVINCIBLE.
[04:31:05] <SirFinkus> the republicans have been retarded making a big deal about the bengazi shit, they should have focused on the email stuff
[04:31:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Even Mazamans will vote for her.
[04:30:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, she will win. She will beat all odds.
[04:30:37] <SirFinkus> the case against her looks pretty damning
[04:30:11] <SirFinkus> watch people scramble
[04:30:05] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, that;s a smart investment. Should have bet more.
[04:30:05] <SirFinkus> it'd be great if she won the nomination, then got indicted before the election
[04:29:56] <takyon> so either way I win
[04:29:50] <takyon> so now I have money riding on an outcome I don't prefer
[04:29:38] <takyon> I bet a guy $50 that Hillary won't get indicted before election day
[04:28:50] <SirFinkus> hillary isn't cool enough
[04:28:37] <Ethanol-fueled> BAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
[04:28:27] <SirFinkus> I haven't seen a single hillary sign, but sanders signs are everywhere
[04:28:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, then let them support Bernie...TO THE GRAVE
[04:28:12] <SirFinkus> the bernie sanders supports over here are much more vocal
[04:27:44] <Ethanol-fueled> I have a soft spot in my heart for Washingtonians, but they are more stupid than others.
[04:27:40] <chromas> why, is her butt small?
[04:27:39] <takyon> and that is what is Bernie campaign's biggest problem this month
[04:27:33] <SirFinkus> support for NSA survellience is bipartisan as fuck
[04:27:24] <takyon> it's funny that black people support Hillary
[04:27:13] <Ethanol-fueled> and let them draft women for futile wars/
[04:26:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Let Puget Sound vote for Hillary.
[04:26:36] <SirFinkus> and NSA = MURRICAN DEFENSE
[04:26:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, then let them vote for Hillary.
[04:26:19] <SirFinkus> because russia = commies
[04:26:08] <SirFinkus> and usually, the more "conservative" they less people like snowden, assuming they aren't militia guys
[04:25:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Mark my words.
[04:25:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahah. You fifth-columnist fucks. You will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
[04:25:08] <SirFinkus> go fuck yourself Ethanol-fueled, don't you nitpick me
[04:24:53] * chromas blames SirFinkus for Win 10
[04:24:46] <SirFinkus> something like that
[04:24:45] <Ethanol-fueled> "interested in tech stuff"
[04:24:42] <SirFinkus> oh, he stole plans, got americans killed, and sold the secrets to russia
[04:24:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, you're all Microsoft and Boeing people.
[04:24:18] <SirFinkus> we all are interested in tech stuff, and probably mostly talk to tech people
[04:24:13] * chromas doesn't remember what he did
[04:24:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, because you're in Seattle, where errybody votes for HIllary.
[04:24:04] <chromas> do they say why?
[04:23:47] <SirFinkus> every normal I talk to thinks he's a traitor and should be hung or some shit
[04:23:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that was the seed that was planted.
[04:23:26] <SirFinkus> when was the snowden shit, like 2013?
[04:23:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Gibs it time.
[04:22:50] <SirFinkus> why isn't snowden in sweden then? it'd be nicer than russia
[04:22:30] <Ethanol-fueled> We'll see about that.
[04:22:26] <takyon> Sweden, YES!
[04:22:21] <SirFinkus> pretty much any of them?
[04:22:18] <chromas> isn't Sweden the SJW capitol of the world?
[04:22:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Which Nordic country would do that?
[04:21:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Agreed, Fink, but times have changed.
[04:21:39] <SirFinkus> the rape thing is bullshit anyway, it's a premise to get him to a place to where he can be extradited and pressured
[04:21:27] <takyon> but don't take my word for it, just wait 2-3 days
[04:21:15] <takyon> i think you need to get real
[04:21:04] * Ethanol-fueled doesn't believe takyon
[04:21:00] <SirFinkus> lol, you think that actually matters takyon?
[04:20:54] <chromas> SirFinkus: they'd make him a eunuch?
[04:20:47] <takyon> the U.S. isn't interested in him anymore, and he didn't actually commit any crimes with Wikileaks
[04:20:40] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone!
[04:20:34] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6094, owned by Aedelfrid
[04:20:33] <Bytram|away> !uid
[04:20:33] * exec insatiably poops a bucket of milo for ya_wankers
[04:20:32] <cmn32480> ~gnight ya_wankers
[04:20:26] <Ethanol-fueled> cocksucker.
[04:20:26] <SirFinkus> why not?
[04:20:18] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:20:16] <takyon> won't happen
[04:20:15] <Ethanol-fueled> That socksucker better hold out.
[04:20:08] <SirFinkus> well, maybe not a black site, he'd be manning'd
[04:19:47] <SirFinkus> I'd take that bet, if I had any money
[04:19:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink - but he's not in some third-world gulag.
[04:19:20] <takyon> I'd be willing to bet money that he won't be extradited to the U.S.
[04:19:15] <SirFinkus> yes way
[04:19:08] <takyon> no way
[04:19:02] <SirFinkus> more like flown to a US black site to be tortured for his sources
[04:18:48] <takyon> he talks (to SJWs) with his dick
[04:18:43] <SirFinkus> lol
[04:18:41] <SirFinkus> "before being shipped back to sweden.."
[04:18:19] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, every man does.
[04:18:11] <takyon> he talks with his dick
[04:18:09] <Ethanol-fueled> ...With the tide turning towards his favor.
[04:17:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Especially with access to the internetZ and the ability to talk shit about SJW nonsense.
[04:17:21] <Ethanol-fueled> That's not a hard position in which to hold out;.
[04:16:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Assange is between a rock and hard place, but his is not that difficult a position, considering...
[04:16:55] <takyon> if assange gets arrested by the brits, he'll spend some time in british custody before being shipped back to sweden... where he'll face posh punishment if guilty
[04:16:12] <Ethanol-fueled> The point I'm trying to make is that we're both living in first-world problems.
[04:16:04] <takyon> instead of subbing a story now I might put a placeholder in on friday
[04:15:29] <Ethanol-fueled> What a wimp.
[04:15:07] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, I've been eating centrum silvers and zinc boosters for as long as that fuck has.
[04:14:36] <Ethanol-fueled> That's what the Brown Menace will do to you.
[04:14:33] <takyon> how many years have you spent in an embassy, chewing on vitamin D supplements?
[04:14:14] <takyon> lol
[04:13:41] <Ethanol-fueled> What a fucking puss for giving up so soon.
[04:13:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Bullshit.
[04:13:11] <shekel> ^ 03Assange will 'accept arrest' on Friday if found guilty • The Register
[04:13:10] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[04:10:34] <takyon> one of these days we will vote on too many strings and bender will die
[04:10:03] <Bender> karma - panzer_rollen_in_afrika_vor: 1
[04:10:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Panzer_rollen_in_afrika_vor++
[04:09:57] <takyon> that shit ain't food grade
[04:09:49] <Bender> karma - ubermensch: 1
[04:09:49] <Ethanol-fueled> ubermensch++
[04:09:23] <Ethanol-fueled> SOD OFF, cocksucks
[04:09:23] <Gravis> huffing paint seems on par with this: https://1.bp.blogspot.com
[04:09:14] * Ethanol-fueled evacuates his bowels
[04:08:56] <shekel> ^ 03Controlling Kodi, Couchpotato, and Sickrage from Amazon's Alexa - YouTube
[04:08:56] <poutine> Alexa controlling Kodi, CouchPotato, and SickRage through some skills I wrote. https://www.youtube.com
[04:08:15] <Ethanol-fueled> You may be ugly but your nip ain't.
[04:08:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I saw your nip once.
[04:07:46] <SirFinkus> no, this is me https://pbs.twimg.com
[04:07:32] <Ethanol-fueled> The teacher is ugly as fuck
[04:07:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I can't get a useful pic.
[04:07:05] <chromas> and the teacher
[04:07:03] <takyon> make it look like you're texting
[04:06:49] <takyon> take a picture of your whole class
[04:06:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Get her, Fink...
[04:06:28] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[04:06:26] <Ethanol-fueled> https://i.ytimg.com
[04:06:24] <Ethanol-fueled> This is sir fink:
[04:06:08] <takyon> just imagine if the last 45 seconds aired like that on TV
[04:05:57] <SirFinkus> maybe I'll try and get a picture of that girl at school
[04:05:30] * Ethanol-fueled knewds dick to sarah sharp
[04:05:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Sarah sharp++
[04:05:13] <takyon> omg that last minute
[04:04:36] <takyon> DWD: Dusting While Driving
[04:04:21] <takyon> it must be that anorexia
[04:03:54] <SirFinkus> they're about the same, but she's got those crazy eyes
[04:03:25] <takyon> the huffer looks better
[04:02:35] <SirFinkus> her sister erica is kind of hot
[04:02:32] <shekel> ^ 03paint huffing guy - Google Search ( https://www.google.com )
[04:02:31] <takyon> https://www.google.com
[04:02:29] <takyon> thanks
[04:02:26] <Bytram> I just refreshed the sub list; notS is no longer listed as being in a story
[04:01:48] * chromas gives takyon ♩♪♫♬
[04:01:32] <takyon> (spray paint can unicode)
[04:01:20] <takyon> (musical note unicode)
[04:00:23] <takyon> sucking on sunshine whooooaawhoooaaa
[03:59:47] <Gravis> SirFinkus: disect their brains!
[03:59:02] <Ethanol-fueled> BAHAHAHAHHA
[03:58:58] <shekel> ^ 03Sucking on Sunshine - YouTube
[03:58:58] <Ethanol-fueled> FInk: consider every Murrican a nut.
[03:58:58] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:58:26] <SirFinkus> how do you measure mental impairment without a baseline?
[03:58:09] <takyon> the study is: "Drug harms in the UK: a multicriteria decision analysis" (DOI: 10.1016/s0140-6736(10)61462-6)
[03:58:08] <SirFinkus> wouldn't they need to?
[03:58:05] <takyon> you decide that
[03:57:47] <Gravis> takyon: well... did they count the mental impairment /before/ huffing gas/paint? ;P
[03:57:44] <SirFinkus> with the duster
[03:57:40] <SirFinkus> shit, I need to watch that episode of intervention again
[03:57:23] <takyon> it's commonly available and cheap, so it makes it onto the list of drugs
[03:57:18] <Bender> karma - huffing: 1
[03:57:18] <Ethanol-fueled> huffing++
[03:57:15] <SirFinkus> more importantly, why is ether not?
[03:57:09] <takyon> gas/paint huffing, gravis
[03:56:58] <Gravis> takyon: what the hell, why is butane on that chart?!
[03:56:57] <takyon> that's great
[03:56:57] <SirFinkus> naw, it's fun Ethanol-fueled
[03:56:51] <SirFinkus> we have to make forum posts
[03:56:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, you're fighting the wrong battles. I've been there. Those morans are not worth worrying about.
[03:56:47] <SirFinkus> for my anthro class
[03:56:46] <takyon> school forum?
[03:56:40] <takyon> what forum are you talking about?
[03:56:32] <SirFinkus> I replied that maybe we should have gender segregated classes too by that logic
[03:56:09] <SirFinkus> said I was wrong because the only reason the "women's area" at the local mosque was small is because less women went
[03:56:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, they will eat you alive.
[03:55:41] <SirFinkus> oh, my forum post calling out the article in my anthro class got commented on
[03:55:17] <SirFinkus> you make a compelling point
[03:54:52] <takyon> if UK had sharia law it wouldn't need booze
[03:54:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Grow a pair, Brits.
[03:54:34] <Ethanol-fueled> SODSUCKS.
[03:54:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Booze HARAAMS the UK more than multiculturamism does.
[03:54:13] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHHHA
[03:54:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Booze harms the UK more than multiculturalism does.
[03:54:06] <SirFinkus> better, but "overall harm score" is still pretty vague
[03:53:51] <takyon> it's another graph from the same study, "Drug harms in the UK: a multicriteria decision analysis" (DOI: 10.1016/s0140-6736(10)61462-6) done in 2010
[03:53:15] <takyon> can you accept this graph, finkus: http://puu.sh ?
[03:53:01] <Ethanol-fueled> ether's your problem, curious George. Mine is Ethanol.
[03:52:36] <SirFinkus> I don't see ether, where's that on the list?
[03:52:21] <Ethanol-fueled> I drink more heavily than most plebes and I'm well within limits.
[03:52:18] <SirFinkus> liver repairs itself in like 3 weeks
[03:52:15] <takyon> let's see if I can grab an image
[03:52:11] <takyon> oh it's the same study.
[03:51:59] <Ethanol-fueled> With respect to liver enzymes.
[03:51:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I have kept track of my organ poisoning from a professional standpoint and booze poisoning is not that bad.
[03:51:45] <takyon> yeah
[03:51:26] <SirFinkus> like, huffing it?
[03:51:23] <SirFinkus> also, butane?
[03:51:15] <SirFinkus> but that's what makes it fun
[03:51:08] <SirFinkus> aside from it being poison to pretty much every organ
[03:50:57] <SirFinkus> it shuts down the decision making part though, which is the bad bit
[03:50:32] <SirFinkus> booze is pretty good as far as dosing goes, most people can kind of figure out how wasted they're going to get with booze
[03:50:18] <takyon> booze made humanity [citation needed]
[03:50:01] <Ethanol-fueled> It;s a good drug for humanity.
[03:49:50] <takyon> there's another graph from a different study that breaks it down into more specific categories of "harm"
[03:49:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I love booze.
[03:49:34] <SirFinkus> I don't care if I agree with it
[03:49:26] <SirFinkus> the graph is bullshit though
[03:49:21] <SirFinkus> I know, I've read it
[03:49:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, booze is a pretty harmful drug though. It makes me wanna FIGHT.
[03:49:09] <takyon> well you can download the study if you want to know
[03:48:54] <SirFinkus> what's a 40 harm to other?
[03:48:41] <SirFinkus> the fuck does that even mean
[03:48:38] <SirFinkus> "100 maximum"
[03:48:31] <SirFinkus> I hate that graph
[03:47:33] <takyon> http://media.economist.com
[03:47:22] <takyon> i'll break out the graph
[03:47:17] <SirFinkus> not counting unknown chemicals from china
[03:46:19] <SirFinkus> "very low" meaning "virtually nonexistant"
[03:45:57] <takyon> even the amount of people dying in traffic, out of windows when on hallucinogens is very low
[03:45:50] <SirFinkus> but I've looked into the rabbit hole
[03:45:44] <SirFinkus> granted, I haven't been all the way down the rabbit hole yet
[03:45:41] <Ethanol-fueled> That is true.
[03:45:15] <SirFinkus> true, but if you can handle them, I can't imagine anything better
[03:45:11] <Ethanol-fueled> They are good, but they require an ass-end of responsibility.
[03:44:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Not really. Hallucinogens require some mental maturity.
[03:43:00] <takyon> hallucinogens are best
[03:42:37] <Ethanol-fueled> agreed, takyon.
[03:42:25] <takyon> muh pain
[03:42:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Drugs for cocksuckers.
[03:41:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I love booze, and cannabinoids....but opioids are for true scum.
[03:41:32] <SirFinkus> looks attainable
[03:41:28] <shekel> ^ 03Rodrigo Y Gabriela - Hanuman (Lead) Rocksmith 2014 CDLC - YouTube
[03:41:27] <SirFinkus> gonna try and learn this https://www.youtube.com
[03:41:23] <Ethanol-fueled> True scum.
[03:41:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking opiate addicts.
[03:40:50] <shekel> ^ 03Everything We Know So Far About W-18, the Drug That’s 10,000 Times More Powerful Than Morphine | VICE | United States
[03:40:50] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[03:40:34] <Gravis> aww... why can't i be a mind slave. :(
[03:40:23] <Ethanol-fueled> but lots of shit beyond then.
[03:40:13] <Ethanol-fueled> There was an episode about 20th century opiates,
[03:40:05] <takyon> complete mind slaves
[03:39:51] <takyon> imagine the weird drugs available in the 22nd century+
[03:39:34] <Ethanol-fueled> When he went to Risa, bitches were all up on his seed.
[03:39:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Piccard was a stud.
[03:39:06] <takyon> I can't wait to spread my seed across the galaxy
[03:38:48] <Ethanol-fueled> These are the voyages of the Starshit Enterprise.
[03:38:15] * Ethanol-fueled throws his saddle at the Baryon sweep
[03:37:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Yo takyon.
[03:37:43] <takyon> hey there ethan
[03:37:28] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHA
[03:37:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck dem bastids
[03:36:37] <cmn32480> I thought mexicans put down the sod, not the jews?
[03:35:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking sod batards.
[03:35:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahahhahaa
[03:34:21] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:34:02] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHA
[03:33:55] <Ethanol-fueled> VIP in full effect.
[03:33:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Time to go hit up the JEWS for drinking
[03:33:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahahya
[03:32:57] <shekel> ^ 03Havin' a Roni - YouTube
[03:32:56] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
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[03:12:10] <cmn32480> a multirole airframe that isn't designed to do anythign well, and by golly it doesn't!
[03:11:25] <shekel> ^ 03"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore - YouTube
[03:11:25] <cmn32480> funniest song wierd al ever sang: https://www.youtube.com
[03:11:00] <SirFinkus> or maybe went for another moon shot
[03:10:58] <cmn32480> and would ahve gotten better value by wiping thier collective asses wiht it?
[03:10:52] <SirFinkus> and used it to develop a replacement for the space shuttle
[03:10:42] <SirFinkus> they took all this money
[03:10:39] <SirFinkus> now imagine
[03:10:31] <SirFinkus> no, I'm actually rather upset
[03:10:19] <cmn32480> happy about the way your tax dollars are being spent?
[03:09:49] <cmn32480> "did you give it a good kick?"
[03:07:24] <SirFinkus> "have you tried turning it on and off again?"
[03:07:14] <SirFinkus> lol the pilots have to reboot the radar every 4.3 hours on average
[03:05:07] <cmn32480> I love this song
[03:05:01] <shekel> ^ 03"Weird Al" Yankovic: Off The Deep End - Trigger Happy - YouTube
[03:05:01] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[03:04:55] <SirFinkus> "If in an opposed combat scenario, the F-35 Block 2B aircraft would need to avoid threat engagement and would require augmentation by other friendly forces."
[03:03:24] <cmn32480> so built for iraq and afghanistan
[03:01:52] <SirFinkus> you can't the weapons bays closed for more than 10 minutes ON THE GROUND if the weather is hotter than 90 degrees
[03:00:52] <cmn32480> that ain't much
[03:00:33] <SirFinkus> only good thing I've read is that it weighs 372 pounds less than the spec said it should max out as
[02:59:09] <SirFinkus> this pdf is hilarious
[02:58:56] <cmn32480> and that plane is a death trap
[02:58:49] <cmn32480> that's better
[02:58:45] <shekel> ^ 03"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat - YouTube
[02:58:45] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[02:58:14] <SirFinkus> for more than 10 minutes
[02:58:10] <SirFinkus> they can't even keep the weapon bay doors closed
[02:58:03] <SirFinkus> LOL
[02:56:37] <cmn32480> oops... wrong one
[02:56:32] <shekel> ^ 03Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby - YouTube
[02:56:32] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[02:56:24] <SirFinkus> that's for ejecting btw
[02:55:58] <SirFinkus> I'd just take my chances trying to land the thing
[02:55:51] <SirFinkus> . The level of risk was labeled “serious” by the Program Office based on the probability of death being 23 percent, and the probability of neck extension (which will result in some level of injury) being 100 percent."
[02:55:51] <SirFinkus> "After the latter failure, the Program Office and Services decided to restrict pilots weighing less than 136 pounds from flying any F-35 variant, regardless of helmet type (Gen II or Gen III). Pilots weighing between 136 and 165 pounds are considered at less risk than lighter weight pilots, but still at an increased risk (compared to heavier pilots)
[02:55:26] <cmn32480> AL RIGHT!'
[02:55:24] <cmn32480> ham on whole wheat....
[02:55:18] <cmn32480> ham on
[02:55:16] <cmn32480> ham on
[02:55:00] <cmn32480> but I got more chins then Chinatown
[02:54:45] <cmn32480> rousing endorsement... we need hundreds more of them fighter thingies
[02:54:27] <Bytram> cmn32480: I get it, but too obtuse
[02:54:07] <SirFinkus> "However, aircraft reliability and maintainability were poor, so it was difficult for the detachment to keep more than two to three of the six embarked aircraft in a flyable status on any given day, even with significant contractor assistance. "
[02:53:43] <cmn32480> would from the look-in-the-chinatown-phone-book dept be wrong for a story about chins?
[02:53:20] <SirFinkus> "As expected, the demonstration was not an operational test and could not demonstrate that the F-35B is operationally effective or suitable for use in combat. "
[02:50:58] <SirFinkus> that's exasperation
[02:50:51] <SirFinkus> of both the Program Office and the contractor, the program has failed to develop and deliver a Verification Simulation (VSim) for use by either the developmental test team or the JSF Operational Test Team (JOTT), as has been planned for the past eight years and is required in the approved TEMP."
[02:50:51] <SirFinkus> "Due to inadequate leadership and management on the part
[02:50:48] <SirFinkus> like here
[02:50:24] <SirFinkus> although the hate does come through
[02:50:18] <SirFinkus> I can picture whoever wrote this thing cursing and trying to sound as neutral as possible
[02:46:06] <SirFinkus> http://www.dote.osd.mil
[02:45:23] * Bytram notes that the one that got me sure wasn't... aim was perfect: hit me squarely between the eyes.
[02:43:26] <SirFinkus> are skunks know for being drunk?
[02:42:56] <cmn32480> that boy is drunk as a skunk
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[02:42:11] <Bender> karma - jew_dead: -1
[02:42:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Jew_dead--
[02:41:58] <Ethanol-fueled> The Jews demand that I die.
[02:40:23] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:39:56] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:39:40] <Ethanol-fueled> But VAGINAL JESUS has the best lessons
[02:39:30] * SirFinkus will check it out
[02:39:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, robby krierger has some good lessons from "spanish caravan"
[02:38:58] <shekel> ^ 03Vaginal Jesus - Slave Run Away Beat Rodney Down - YouTube
[02:38:58] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:38:51] <SirFinkus> none of the crazy fingerpicking
[02:38:47] <SirFinkus> mostly theory
[02:38:45] <SirFinkus> just got back from my guitar lesson, learned some flamencoish stuff
[02:37:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I've dealt with fuckheads before. I'll crack those knuckleheads sitty.
[02:37:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, fuck 'em.
[02:36:06] <cmn32480> I bet you do....
[02:35:48] * SirFinkus kneads dick
[02:35:30] <Ethanol-fueled> nope,
[02:35:23] <SirFinkus> :3
[02:35:21] <SirFinkus> is that a proposition?
[02:35:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, nigga you gay.
[02:34:50] <Ethanol-fueled> It takes a lot for that to happen.
[02:34:47] <SirFinkus> not nearly enough, he's still in the "angry/self righteous phase", not in the "crying to himself" phase
[02:34:31] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: but seriously, am glad you left that job. had anything happened, given the nature of that environment, I'd have to question how much they'd help you out.
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[02:34:12] <cmn32480> it was that or share the tent under the bridge w/ MDC
[02:33:56] <cmn32480> how much you had to drink to night?
[02:33:56] <Bytram> ;)
[02:33:48] <Bytram> just makes it quicker to get to the interviews
[02:33:46] <SirFinkus> he was going to live out of his bike, but somebody stole it
[02:33:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck jobs.
[02:33:31] <cmn32480> that somehow precludes job hunting?
[02:33:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I dont give a fuck about jobs.
[02:33:04] <Ethanol-fueled> i'LL LIVE OUTTA THE CAR
[02:32:51] <cmn32480> start job hunting?
[02:31:34] <cmn32480> though in one aspect....
[02:31:20] <cmn32480> I hardly think I resemble that remark....
[02:30:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Yo placehoder nigga
[02:30:31] <cmn32480> heya EF
[02:28:57] <Ethanol-fueled> coon bashin'
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[01:41:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Appeals Court Upholds Lifetime GPS Tracking of Convict - http://sylnt.us - burner-phones
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[01:26:28] <Ethanol-fueled> looks like its time for Starbucks and macchanger-r next time I see the folks.
[01:25:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I used Tor to post a review of my last employer because non-disclosure agreements. Looks like nobody likes tor nowadays
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[01:14:06] <Deucalion> I ~think~ he has that alias. Try it and see or drop an alert in the other place. He'll for sure want full headers.
[01:12:00] * cmn32480 kicks the dirt dejectedlyu
[01:11:49] <cmn32480> I thought I FINALLY had a cheap viagra source.... so much for that
[01:11:23] <cmn32480> i shall forwad the text adn headers and let him do as he will
[01:10:44] <cmn32480> yes>
[01:10:41] <cmn32480> he is audioguy @ SN.
[01:10:36] <shekel> ^ 03College kids sue Google for 'spying' on them with Apps for Education • The Register
[01:10:36] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:10:29] <cmn32480> will do.
[01:09:47] <Deucalion> Let audioguy know the details of any spam, the guy is obsessive on the filters - in a very good way I have to add.
[01:09:20] <takyon> no, it was about a month ago
[01:08:20] <cmn32480> AC hatemail from your posts on /.?
[01:07:54] <takyon> i'm doing better than you, I got an anonymous hate mail and no spam
[01:07:36] <cmn32480> car dealership looking for "agents in your country"
[01:07:21] <cmn32480> nothign fun
[01:07:18] <cmn32480> outside to my SN email address.
[01:07:00] <Deucalion> Better titled as... "Don't be a dick"
[01:06:27] <shekel> ^ 03You better not bring your drone to the Super Bowl, FAA warns - MarketWatch
[01:06:27] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
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[01:05:10] <takyon> what kind of spam did you get cmn32480
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[00:27:54] <Deucalion> mail from SN or to your SN address?
[00:26:20] <cmn32480> I just got my first piece fo SN email spam!
[00:14:53] <Deucalion> Nothing anyone can do... just career shit... took eye off ball, became a little complacent I guess... now is payback time it seems. My mess for me to work through and deal with. Thanks for asking though.
[00:10:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Polymer is Built to Flex Like Real Muscles - http://sylnt.us - pump-U-up
[00:08:42] <cmn32480> nah.. better to stay young at heart
[00:08:31] <Deucalion> ha - I still do that to people now... I'll grow up one day :D
[00:08:25] <cmn32480> I'ms orry man.. anything I can do to help?
[00:07:41] <cmn32480> my kids think it funny to come up behind me put the hood up and then pull the strings to make my face all scoonched up
[00:07:38] <Deucalion> As for my life... I'd say but I don't want to douse #soylent in profanity and rants about my current problems. I'll just surmise as "could be better" and we leave it there :)
[00:07:02] <cmn32480> it isn't a super thick hoodie... but comfy
[00:06:34] <cmn32480> screen rpint has held up so far
[00:06:26] <cmn32480> it has been through the laundry at least twice
[00:06:02] <Deucalion> Washed it yet? Some clothing goes all screwy and warped on first wash. But I get the impression zazzle ship pretty decent quality stuff.
[00:05:34] <cmn32480> but I hvaen't brought the other one home form the office yet
[00:05:21] <cmn32480> wife says she don't want one.... so technically I have 2
[00:04:51] <cmn32480> I'd not pay full price on it, but Zazzle runs coupons regularly for 30-50% off
[00:04:39] <Deucalion> Good :)
[00:04:30] <cmn32480> I'm rather pleased with it
[00:04:26] <cmn32480> they are pretty nice
[00:04:15] <Deucalion> ooh - you procured an SN hoodie? how's the quality?
[00:03:32] <cmn32480> how's life treating you today Deucalion?
[00:03:15] <cmn32480> but I am sitting here chillin' in my SN hoodie
[00:02:43] <cmn32480> painful is the name