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[00:00:30] <SirFinkus> *they
[00:00:44] <SirFinkus> learn to make sushi Ethanol-fueled, bitches love sushi
[00:01:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that would be an awesome skill. Lotta good ethnic markets around my hood too.
[00:01:25] <SirFinkus> the rolls are trivial
[00:01:59] <SirFinkus> only equipment you need is a bamboo rolling mat, and maybe a rice cooker
[00:02:09] <SirFinkus> rice cooker is handy if you're making it a lot
[00:03:22] <SirFinkus> most important thing is that you get short grain "sushi" rice, I think calrose is the main brand or name of the one in the US
[00:03:41] <SirFinkus> and rinse the rice before you cook it until the water is mostly clear
[00:04:38] <SirFinkus> I typically put fried egg, pickled radish, carrot, imitation crab meat, and whatever else I happen to have on hand in mine
[00:05:05] <SirFinkus> a lot of that shit you can buy pre-sliced and perfect for rolls
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[00:05:35] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:05:36] <shekel> ^ 03Wiki: Gimbap
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[00:06:22] <SirFinkus> oh shit, they put seasoned beef rib eye in that too? I've got to try that
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[00:06:51] <Ethanol-fueled> carrot in your rolls? Fuck that shit, man
[00:07:09] <SirFinkus> that's the beauty, you can put whatever the fuck you want in it
[00:07:20] <SirFinkus> I'd highly recommend the pickled radish though
[00:08:05] <SirFinkus> the carrot adds a bit of crunch, and not much flavor
[00:08:08] <Ethanol-fueled> My ex who was of the 'menace made Korean sushi that had a bunch of pickled shit in it
[00:08:31] <SirFinkus> probably gimbap
[00:08:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah!
[00:09:04] <Ethanol-fueled> She did it because she was too poor for meat
[00:09:07] <SirFinkus> I used to have that for lunch nearly every day
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[00:10:06] <Ethanol-fueled> It's not bad, and healthy
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[00:10:18] <SirFinkus> and now I'm hungry for gimbap
[00:10:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I got 'Berto'
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[00:10:36] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Bertos Menace food
[00:10:50] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Derp
[00:11:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Sup subsentient
[00:11:28] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Got the flu, and rather bad.
[00:11:36] <SirFinkus> one thing I haven't really gotten down yet is fried rice
[00:11:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Ooh, that's a bitch
[00:11:50] <SirFinkus> I don't try it a lot because it's impossible to not make a mess
[00:12:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink - you fry the rice. THen you throw a raw egg into it and fry it some more
[00:12:13] <SirFinkus> usually the results are pretty tasty, but not fried rice
[00:12:18] <SirFinkus> yeah, I know what you're supposed to do
[00:12:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[00:12:35] <SirFinkus> I know all the tips
[00:12:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, find some opiates and stay drugged out of your gourd till your body beats it.
[00:12:51] <SirFinkus> I think my stove might not be getting hot enough
[00:13:01] <SirFinkus> or my pan
[00:13:27] <Ethanol-fueled> ANthony bourdain says that your pans should always be thick enough to crack somebody's skull
[00:13:33] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: It was so bad we went to the ER because it was starting to look an awful lot like meningitis.
[00:13:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn Subsentient, that sucks. Even high fevers can be potentially dangerous.
[00:13:55] <Subsentient> They put me on morphine for my head/ears/back
[00:14:12] <Ethanol-fueled> morphine? that's what they give to people they know are gonna die
[00:14:14] <SirFinkus> based on the pans I've seen the chinese use, a trash can lid would work just as well
[00:14:25] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Yeah, well hell, it worked.
[00:14:30] <Subsentient> it wore off now though, shit.
[00:14:39] <SirFinkus> yeah, morphine works pretty well
[00:15:13] <chromas> SirFinkus: ya need gas
[00:15:26] <SirFinkus> kind of what I was thinking chromas
[00:15:31] <Subsentient> Man, when I cough my head hurts really bad
[00:15:41] <chromas> maybe your heating element is bad. Did you try all the burners?
[00:15:43] <chromas> gas++
[00:15:43] <Bender> karma - gas: 2
[00:15:49] <SirFinkus> stop coughing retard!
[00:15:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, score some drugs on the black market. You're in a good place for Mexican drugs.
[00:15:56] <SirFinkus> burner is actually brand new
[00:16:01] <Subsentient> lol
[00:16:05] <chromas> Subsentient: smoke peanut butter for maximum relief
[00:16:31] <Subsentient> chromas: I'm planning a trip to the boiling peanut butter vats of Lord Gerbilius for that very reason.
[00:16:51] <chromas> too good for gif, huh
[00:17:06] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, my mom told me stories about how they use to dry and smoke bananna peels when she was in the army
[00:17:14] <Subsentient> Lord Gerbilius' peanut butter, the peanut butter with the brutal justice aftertaste.
[00:17:23] <Ethanol-fueled> "mellow yellow" they call it. I guess the peels have like trace amounts of DMT or some shit
[00:17:49] <SirFinkus> "mellow" doesn't come to mind when I think of DMT
[00:17:49] <chromas> I've heard references to that in classic 90s tv shows
[00:19:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, if you don't have throat symptoms you could do pot.
[00:19:35] <SirFinkus> Į̧͍̮̜͕̜̣͖̫͙͉̮͙ͫ́̓ͨ̿ ͗̊͊̅ͪ̽̈́ͫͬ͛ͭͨ̌ͤͥͣ̽͠͏̡̳̞̖̣͚̳̘̺̙̣̰̯̰̺̱ͅu̵̧̗̟̞̦̮̟̜̤̗̼̯̭̖̲͉̓̈́̀ͣ̿ͤͤ̆͑ͨͭͫ͋̅͋́̕ͅͅs̈́̀̂ͪ̊̓̈͌̃̊͊̆̃ͩ̍͆ͤ͝͏̸̡͎͖̹͕͈̙͙͡u̓͆ͤ̒ͬ̊̿̃ͥͥ͛ͣ̆̈́́̂ͣͦ͏̫͈̟̳͕̥̭̺̺̙̼͈̭̟͈̩̀̕ͅa̢̧̦̳̮̞̯̖͎̮͍̠̭͔̻̩̣̻̻͕ͫͥ̀̿͝͡͝
[00:19:35] <SirFinkus> l̵̢̮̪̪͙̯͈̗͙̼̮͚̝̮͓͉̓ͩ̍ͩͬͭ͊ͬ̀̋l̶̡̹̞̜̥̒ͥ͑̋̔͒̎ͭͤ͂̓ͭͤͫ̚͢y̨̭̥͔̪̼̲̬͙̿ͭͤ͠ͅ ̛̣͖̰̦͎̒͒̊́̀̕͡t̢̡̛̘̠̟̲̤̤̦̯͎̰͕͛ͧ̇̊ͫͨ̈́̓ͣ͟͝h̬͍͖̯̖̲̊͂̿̆̾̌ͫ̊̉̋̀͋̒ͥͮ̽̄ͭ̚͡͡ǐͫ̐̊͐̔͝҉̢̳̙̜̫̰n̵͚̣͈̮͗̎͗͊͆̂͂͊̔̈ͦ͂̑̈́́͜͝k̷̸̩͙̗̱̭̖͍͍̞͈̼͔̝ͮ̋̏̀̿͌ͫ̂̏ͤ̄͐͡
[00:19:35] <SirFinkus> ̸̧̟̹̬̥͖̼͉̲ͥͭ̈̿̾̉̉̾̚̚o̴̧̘͈͎̲̪͔̅̏ͣ̑̃̏̂̈́͋̐ͅf̛̎̊ͫ͆ͬ̀͠͏̯̣̲͈͔̟̠̥͙͈͎ ̸̨ͦ͊̾̓̃̈̅̎ͪ̈̽́̀҉̞͔̭̼͕s̴̵̘̝̘̞̦̺̫͊ͤ̍̏̿̃̊͗̈͂͊͒̈́͜͞o͂͑̈́ͯ̀ͧ̅͡͏҉̴̖̝̲̭͎̘̰̹̹̤̩͍̮̣̬͞ͅm̛̳̭̟̠̙͉̱͓̌̄͊ͣ̾̅́ͤ̍̚͡e̷̡ͬ͂̍̏̃͂ͫ̇̇҉̯͎̬͚̯͠t̡̠͎͎̻͉̩̱̟̫̟͈͖̮̼̒ͬ̋̑͞
[00:19:35] <SirFinkus> h̵̛̞̝̬͓̘̝͊͊̋͋̋̈́̋̚i̎͒̈́ͥ͏̵͘҉͙͚̤̟̗̜̟̱̪̲̦̬̣̼̤̭̳̝ń̽̃̓͋̏̓̃҉̩̳͖̘̻̙̤̰͉̜̰̳̩͇̥͎̭͟ğͫͬ̏̅ͪͩ̆͏̴̛̹͖̤̯͔̰̼͙̼̣͎͔͇̺̮̩̯́ ̵̞̠̻̙̞̩̥͍͙̤͇̎͋̂̄͑̐̓̃̽ͫͮ̇͗̐m̢̡̦̱̳̫̘̳͓͙̜̲͆͂̐͗ͦ͟͢o͙̝̪̙̖̟͔͐̐̐͐̽ͯ͆͌̂̏̑͂͗̇ͮͨ̆̕͞͝ŗ̸̰͇͚̺̪̹͙͎͇̟͖̳̔̄̚ͅͅͅ
[00:19:35] <SirFinkus> ě̌͑ͣ̉̽̃̑̓ͮ͛̄͑̽ͩͬ̕͏̡̰͎̱̭̣̀͟ ̶̠̳͎̥͈̜̱̰͙̬̠̫̣͈̲̪̤͂̇ͪͩ̋̃̇̃ͣ̌́͘l̨̼̣̣̻̥̠͍̲̼̻̩̺͍̔̌̍̆͗ͪ̃͛̐ͦ̂̚̕̕i͆ͮ̎̌ͮ̎̓̎̚҉̴̺̦̲̭̝̰̥͇̤͓̬̥̰̤̬̙̞͔k̛̺̭͙̭̼͖͉̬̙̺̝͖̝̟̺̳̟ͨͨ̆̌̽ͦ̊ę̷̧̛ͩͪ̄҉̲̲͖͕̦̥̦̼̺̙̰̜̭̯͓̦̙ ̳̫͖̝̅͆ͦ͛ͦ̓̎ͪ͢͞
[00:19:35] <SirFinkus> ť̷̰͈͓̗͐͂ͯ̓͋̎̓ͦ͂̃̓͂ͭ̀͢͝͞h̵̐̉́̏͐ͫ͌ͣ̓̊͑̅̌̂͘͠҉̦̹͇̰͕̤̘̟̗̦̟̻̗ͅi̵̸̢̛̞̭̫͚̼̯ͬͨͤͯͯ̈́ͅs̛̻̯̹͕̱̣͉̤̪̙̺͎̲̺͓̠͊͋͐̅̌́̚̚ͅͅ
[00:19:39] <Ethanol-fueled> WHOA.
[00:19:49] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: heh
[00:20:07] <Ethanol-fueled> if you are a somewhat experienced smoker you may not cough.
[00:20:18] <Ethanol-fueled> or you could eat it.
[00:20:25] <chromas> put it in your peanut butter
[00:20:28] <Ethanol-fueled> weed++
[00:20:28] <Bender> karma - weed: 7
[00:20:52] <SirFinkus> gotta decarb that shit if you want to eat it
[00:21:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, here's my quick method - use an egg pan (a tiny nonstick pan meant for cooking one egg at a time), low -medium heat, throw some milk chocolate in with some crumbled pot
[00:22:20] <Ethanol-fueled> The end result will look like shit but it will taste well enough to eet and could get you fee-yuked.
[00:22:30] <SirFinkus> I don't bother with it
[00:22:36] <chromas> milk_chocolate--
[00:22:36] <Bender> karma - milk_chocolate: -1
[00:22:39] <Ethanol-fueled> You are too good for pot?
[00:22:51] <SirFinkus> naw, just don't do it that often
[00:22:52] <chromas> He just eats it straight outta da bag
[00:23:02] <SirFinkus> maybe once a month or some shit
[00:23:10] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, dark chocolate smokes a lot quicker in that use. I prefer dark when enjoying chocolate alone, but for cooking with weed milk is mbetter.
[00:23:22] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab chromas
[00:23:22] <Bender> Added quote 662
[00:23:44] <SirFinkus> booze though
[00:23:51] <SirFinkus> is GREAT
[00:23:59] <chromas> the fourth grab from now'd better be pure evil
[00:24:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Booze is king, but if you are a lout like I am, you do stupid shit when on it.
[00:24:26] <Ethanol-fueled> If I'm in a bad mood I'll antagonize strangers to try to get them to swing at me.
[00:24:47] <Ethanol-fueled> "look at all these trust-fund wimps in here"
[00:24:53] <SirFinkus> I do stupid shit if I get super sauced, but just lighthearted stuff
[00:25:08] <SirFinkus> like standing up and waving my penis in the hot tub
[00:25:15] <SirFinkus> you know, a bit of harmless fun
[00:25:16] <Gravis> woo! finished getting all the RPC jazz working. :)
[00:25:26] <Ethanol-fueled> If I'm in a good mood I'm fucking awesome. The life of the party. The ladies always ask me to go to the happy hours etc.
[00:25:28] <Gravis> stupid sockets
[00:25:42] <chromas> sockets are your friend
[00:25:42] <SirFinkus> don't call them sockets gravis, they're women
[00:25:46] <Ethanol-fueled> But I can turn sour on a dime, and under the influence of booze things can get ugly pretty quickly.
[00:26:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, in which language are you fucking with sockets?
[00:26:11] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you might be right because all they do is fuck me. :P
[00:26:16] <SirFinkus> it's Gravis, it's c
[00:26:19] <chromas> uses fifos ;)
[00:26:42] <Gravis> chromas: not good for large amounts of data
[00:27:09] <chromas> don't send large amounts of data
[00:27:11] <Gravis> chromas: i'm trying to kill of dbus, so i need something that is at least as good
[00:27:21] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm taking an algorithms class in C++ now, and the students are crying because of it.
[00:27:38] <Gravis> this would put a bullet in the brain of kdbus too
[00:27:45] <Ethanol-fueled> One student asked if he could use a C++ reference in a closed-book exam because he codes only in C#
[00:27:52] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: walk around with a basket of pacifiers
[00:28:28] <Gravis> chromas: considering how much he cries like a child, i would say he should just keep them for himself
[00:28:37] <Ethanol-fueled> The staff tells me that students thing it's hard, the assignments are literally "use a stack with a queue to determine whether or not a word is a palindrome"
[00:29:28] <chromas> damn, so you don't even have to decide what container to use
[00:29:29] <Ethanol-fueled> and - get this - One assignment required using two different sets of source files because one part involved ints and another involved chars. While morons were using 2 sets of source files I just casted ints to chars.
[00:29:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeeeeaaaaaah...
[00:30:11] * chromas imagines Ethanol-fueled putting on shades in Florida
[00:30:22] <chromas> [also the ground is wet]
[00:30:40] <Gravis> chromas: i imagine him getting arrested
[00:31:06] <chromas> not in florida. he'd have to do something terrible like resisting eviction
[00:31:18] <Gravis> chromas: he's totally one of those dumbshits that talks a big game and then gets his ass beat as a result
[00:31:27] <chromas> or uh, what's that thing when they steal your property?
[00:31:29] <Ethanol-fueled> The good part about living in a shitty part of town is that, since everybody else is shittier than you are, you can get away with more.
[00:31:30] <SirFinkus> lol he just was saying the same thing
[00:31:40] <SirFinkus> [16:24:26] <Ethanol-fueled> If I'm in a bad mood I'll antagonize strangers to try to get them to swing at me.
[00:31:45] <SirFinkus> should read scrollback
[00:32:16] <Gravis> SirFinkus: nah, i have him /ingore'd with due cause
[00:32:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis - that is true. I have landed in such situations. The last time that happened I was jumped by 3 guys, but because I blocked and weaved they didn't leave a mark on my face.
[00:32:50] <SirFinkus> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[00:32:50] <Bender> Added quote 663
[00:32:54] <Gravis> SirFinkus: he's a predictable creature, not far above a chimp.
[00:32:55] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: you should start carrying a camera when you do that and put it on youtube like those other tards who harass cops
[00:32:57] <Ethanol-fueled> My windshield, however, was stomped out. I drove to work 2 days later with a busted windshield and a boot-print on my hood
[00:33:07] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - I NEVER harass cops.
[00:33:22] * chromas emphasizes the word "like"
[00:33:35] <Ethanol-fueled> With cops, even when drunk and being put in the car, it's always "yes sir, no sir" I'm a good little bootlicker when it comes to the bacon.
[00:33:53] <SirFinkus> chimps are pretty unpredictable, one day they're a neat pet, the next they're ripping your face and genitals off
[00:33:56] <popefucker> yeah it's really important to always kiss their ass, otherwise you end up shot
[00:33:57] <chromas> you just made bacon terrible in all our minds
[00:34:01] <popefucker> especially if you're a minority
[00:34:12] * chromas hands out purple drank
[00:34:14] <Gravis> SirFinkus: oh no, the reason they do that is well known
[00:34:29] <Gravis> SirFinkus: mostly out of panic/fear
[00:35:48] <Gravis> SirFinkus: one thing is for sure, chimps are not pets and you should kill any that approach you
[00:35:59] <Ethanol-fueled> I will tell you this - I don't lose all the fights I start.
[00:36:15] <chromas> Gravis: do you live in Detroit?
[00:36:20] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't go that far, keeping them as pets is retarded though
[00:36:26] <chromas> racis
[00:36:44] <Gravis> chromas: no, i'm just prohuman.
[00:37:09] <popefucker> or you could, you know, run away
[00:37:14] <Ethanol-fueled> chimps will fling poo if you smile at them. To chimps, showing teeth is an act of aggression
[00:37:24] <SirFinkus> run away? from a chimp?
[00:37:31] <SirFinkus> good luck with that
[00:37:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, chimps are fucking ripped
[00:37:47] <Gravis> SirFinkus: it depends on what you are doing really but hanging around with them is like pressing random buttons on a bomb
[00:38:00] <SirFinkus> so they are unpredictable?
[00:38:10] <Gravis> SirFinkus: no, they are volatile
[00:38:22] <popefucker> SirFinkus: it's not like Chimps will chase you to your death
[00:38:28] <popefucker> unless you already angered them
[00:38:37] <popefucker> and what you're doing around Chimps in the first place is suspicious
[00:38:55] <chromas> preemptively flinging poo
[00:39:09] <SirFinkus> "volatile |ˈvälətl| liable to change rapidly and unpredictably, especially for the worse: the political situation was becoming more volatile."
[00:39:36] <SirFinkus> popefucker: usually it's innocent enough
[00:39:41] <SirFinkus> masturbating and staring mostly
[00:40:00] <popefucker> cute
[00:40:08] <SirFinkus> I thought so too
[00:40:34] <Gravis> SirFinkus: hmm... so what's a word for liable to change rapidly and predictably? <_<
[00:40:54] <Gravis> unstable?
[00:41:01] <SirFinkus> lemme think, got something on the tip of my tongue
[00:41:09] <SirFinkus> the perfect word
[00:41:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Asshole
[00:41:22] <SirFinkus> no, it's not that
[00:41:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Dickhead,
[00:41:32] <SirFinkus> nope
[00:41:37] <popefucker> crackhead
[00:41:41] * SirFinkus gives up thinking about it
[00:41:48] <Gravis> or possibly mercurial
[00:42:09] <Ethanol-fueled> mercurial is a good word, but I'm mean only a small percentage of waking life.
[00:42:25] <Gravis> nah, mercurial also has the unpredictable element
[00:42:44] <SirFinkus> dynamic
[00:42:52] <Ethanol-fueled> formulaic?
[00:43:16] <SirFinkus> "(of a process or system) characterized by constant change, activity, or progress: a dynamic economy."
[00:43:23] <SirFinkus> probably the word I was looking for
[00:43:26] <Gravis> SirFinkus: bottom line is that they are emotional beasts that have the mind of a child and the strength of an industrial robot
[00:43:36] <Ethanol-fueled> RETARDED!
[00:43:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Being retarded is awesome in the sense that you are dumb as shit but smart enough to know what you can and can't get away with
[00:44:14] <popefucker> you are also immune to fire :p
[00:44:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I had a few friends with retarded brothers and worked around tards for a charity stint
[00:44:31] <Gravis> SirFinkus: it's also a good reason why you should avoid children. ;)
[00:44:50] <SirFinkus> well, there are even better legal reasons I have to avoid children
[00:45:03] <Gravis> oh my
[00:45:17] <SirFinkus> you walked right into that one
[00:45:58] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i certainly hope it was a joke because reality sucks
[00:46:03] * Ethanol-fueled worked alongside a convicted sex-offender at his last gig
[00:46:15] <Gravis> and the reality is there are people out there like that
[00:46:32] <SirFinkus> of course it was a joke
[00:47:06] <Gravis> whenever i see the "shekel" nick, i think "shkreli"
[00:47:21] <popefucker> makes sense
[00:47:25] <SirFinkus> I take child abuse very seriously
[00:47:27] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you say of course but the world is full of twisted people.
[00:47:41] <SirFinkus> just ask popefucker, he was a victim of child abuse, judging by his name
[00:47:50] <Gravis> SirFinkus: of course, if you abuse children incorrectly you could screw them up. :P
[00:47:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Everybody's twisted. the difference is whether or not they act on it or not.
[00:48:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Take, for example, this which was on the local news today
[00:48:41] <Gravis> someone rename the bot "shekel" to "Shkreli"
[00:48:53] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.nbcsandiego.com
[00:48:55] <shekel> ^ 03Seminary Student Travels to San Diego for Sex With Infants: ICE | NBC 7 San Diego
[00:49:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Now that's a Sick Fuck (tm)
[00:49:50] <SirFinkus> who knew San Deigo was a infant fucking destination
[00:50:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, it was only a stop on the way to Mexico for the real session
[00:50:16] <SirFinkus> oh, that makes it ok then
[00:50:25] <SirFinkus> oh god, he looks like one
[00:50:33] <Gravis> hmm... Martin Shkreli was born on April 1. seems like his parents pranked us really well
[00:50:38] <SirFinkus> he's even got creepy pedo glasses
[00:50:42] <SirFinkus> at 23
[00:50:49] <popefucker> SirFinkus: the pope is a victim of my abuse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[00:51:30] <popefucker> Gravis: my parents were married on April 1
[00:51:44] <popefucker> so it is quite possible I was conceived then
[00:52:18] <SirFinkus> do the math
[00:54:12] <Ethanol-fueled> popefucker, so you're the pope's gay lover who took his virginity?
[00:54:24] <popefucker> mmmhmmmm
[00:55:04] <chromas> Are you the reason he changed his mind on condoms?
[00:56:16] <popefucker> Yeah, he didn't like having to clean out his asshole every night
[00:56:21] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahahah
[00:56:37] <Ethanol-fueled> popefucker, who was the better lay? Ratzinger or Francis?
[00:56:40] <SirFinkus> isn't that what your tongue is for?
[00:56:59] <SirFinkus> I mean, if you're going to cum in a man's ass, it's only polite
[00:57:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Evidence of Bias in How Colleges Use SAT Scores - http://sylnt.us - glad-to-be-graduated
[00:58:22] <popefucker> Ethanol-fueled: Ratzinger was way fiestier
[01:04:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I bet, popefucker
[01:04:50] <Ethanol-fueled> He looks mean. He was probably a "top". Francis is a total "bottom"
[01:04:58] <popefucker> oh yeah
[01:05:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Do they wear underwear underneath all those fancy outfits?
[01:05:43] <popefucker> no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[01:05:48] <popefucker> https://www.youtube.com
[01:05:49] <shekel> ^ 03Erlang The Movie II: The Sequel - YouTube
[01:05:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Figures.
[01:06:26] <chromas> his voice sounds synthetic
[01:06:45] <SirFinkus> they're all lizards
[01:08:26] <Ethanol-fueled> reptilians.
[01:09:11] <Ethanol-fueled> https://cbsradionews.files.wordpress.com
[01:10:15] <SirFinkus> he paints around his eyes so he looks like a larger animal to predators
[01:11:52] * Ethanol-fueled finally gets why skulls are so scary
[01:12:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Hit me right in the Jack London
[01:12:21] <SirFinkus> naw, skulls are probably specifically alarming to us for evolutionary reasons
[01:12:29] <SirFinkus> same deal with the smell of rotting corpses
[01:13:03] <SirFinkus> on that note, let the drinking begin
[01:13:04] * SirFinkus is listening to Drive Like Jehu — Here Come the Rome Plows, from the album Yank Crime
[01:16:25] <Ethanol-fueled> rottinc corpses smell fucking terrible
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[01:37:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[01:37:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2149
[01:39:35] <Ethanol-fueled> coffee++
[01:39:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2150
[01:39:38] <Ethanol-fueled> tea--
[01:39:38] <Bender> karma - tea: 527
[01:41:57] <popefucker> tea+=1000
[01:42:00] <popefucker> :[
[01:42:12] <popefucker> tea++
[01:42:12] <Bender> karma - tea: 528
[01:42:22] <Ethanol-fueled> You could write a bot for that.
[01:42:45] <Ethanol-fueled> just randomize and slow the tea plus points and you may win.
[01:42:57] <Ethanol-fueled> That's the long game.
[01:43:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Even if tea has a more high score here, it will never be better than coffee, though.
[01:43:46] <popefucker> that is a damnable lie
[01:43:47] <Ethanol-fueled> tea is for wimps who can't handle coffee.
[01:44:24] <Nerf> how many kinds of coffee are there?
[01:44:31] <Nerf> how many kinds of tea?
[01:45:57] <SirFinkus> tea is delicious, you shut your whore mouth Ethanol-fueled
[01:47:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, tea is delicious. I drank it as a kid when my parents were too scared to give me coffee. But now the kid-gloves are off, and real men need to get real things done in the real world.
[01:47:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true. tea is for when you plan on sleeping soon.
[01:48:08] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[01:48:08] <Bender> Added quote 664
[01:48:58] <popefucker> tea is for people who don't want to become reliant on caffeine to function
[01:49:16] <Ethanol-fueled> https://pievcake.files.wordpress.com
[01:49:28] <popefucker> and instead want to use high doses when they got some serious shit to do
[01:49:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Green tea kit-kat...teh most awesome thing ever invented.
[01:49:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas sick n wrong. looks like baby poop
[01:50:26] <Ethanol-fueled> popefucker, I am a self-medicator and unashamedly use caffeine to function. But I can smoke your ass.
[01:50:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> rolled or bong?
[01:50:56] <popefucker> why would you smoke my ass? That sounds disgusting
[01:51:29] <Ethanol-fueled> come on, Buzzard, to redneck native scum that means we "dust" their ass.
[01:51:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but the wisdom of my ass is well known
[01:52:08] <Ethanol-fueled> The rest are hipster fucks oiling their beards.
[01:52:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you can't call anything the cat could lick off a beard.
[01:52:55] <Deucalion> sup soylenteers?
[01:53:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> been playin vidya. playin with EF now.
[01:53:53] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:53:54] <shekel> ^ 03#ION ~ Dean Hall Project Reveal Info! - YouTube
[01:54:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Nobody playin wit' me.
[01:54:45] <SirFinkus> everyone playing with me, cause I got game
[01:54:59] <Ethanol-fueled> in my hood, (see above) I pick fights with fuckers who use "beard oils" "justin beiber haircuts" and other hipster bullshit.
[01:55:08] * Ethanol-fueled cracks knuckles
[01:56:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Tonight is a good night. Methinks I'll look for a fight.
[01:56:42] <SirFinkus> what could possibly go wrong?
[01:57:07] <Deucalion> 'kin psycho
[01:57:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Insulting a few hipsters.
[01:57:48] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:57:48] <shekel> ^ 03Sheila E. - Sign 'O' The Times 1987 - YouTube
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[01:59:25] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick crutchy
[01:59:30] <Ethanol-fueled> WHAT?
[01:59:40] <crutchy> aye focker!
[01:59:47] <crutchy> ~fight
[01:59:49] <exec> oi! why don't ya choke on some pig vomit, ya vagina!
[01:59:54] <crutchy> :p
[02:00:00] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off ya fook
[02:00:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I fookin knock your jaw nasty
[02:00:43] <crutchy> what's happenin?
[02:00:53] * crutchy has been playin civ5
[02:01:13] <crutchy> except when i had to go for a spin in mah new wheels to get some milk
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[02:01:25] <SirFinkus> I'm sorry to hear that crutchy
[02:02:00] <SirFinkus> hopefully we'll eventually have the technology to restore your limbs
[02:02:03] <crutchy> can't seem to get it to play the huge earth map without crashin
[02:02:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Tiem to stagger to the bar. I'll be back in 1.5 hours.
[02:02:33] * Ethanol-fueled rolls up sleve, watches everybody have gay sex
[02:02:38] <crutchy> windows xp is probably not the best OS to be playing steam games on anyway
[02:02:56] <crutchy> stupid lappy still out of action
[02:03:01] * Deucalion sees Bioshock is on sale this weekend... worth adding to the library for this way behind the curve catch up game player??
[02:03:16] <SirFinkus> yeah, sure, it's decent
[02:03:23] <SirFinkus> how much though?
[02:04:15] <Deucalion> £5,99 for the triple pack Bioshock, 2 and Infinite
[02:04:44] <Deucalion> or £8.99 to include Season Pass - no idea what that brings :/
[02:04:55] <SirFinkus> probably a decent deal
[02:05:02] <SirFinkus> haven't played 2 or 3
[02:05:09] <SirFinkus> I've heard infinite is good though
[02:05:16] <Nerf> go for the 6 lingdonberries deal
[02:05:26] <Nerf> season pass is a scam
[02:05:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> been playin Forza 2 myself. racin around in a trans am painted up like the bandit mobile.
[02:05:45] <Deucalion> Oh - season pass adds 3 dlc
[02:05:52] <Ethanol-fueled> IN Mexico we have Chingon berries
[02:05:59] <Ethanol-fueled> check the exchange rate3
[02:06:27] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.urbandictionary.com
[02:06:28] <shekel> ^ 03Urban Dictionary, January 29: Icicle Fingers ( http://www.urbandictionary.com )
[02:07:12] * Deucalion raises middle finger to Steam default checking the "Save my payment details" box. ~grrr~ Fuck off
[02:07:32] <Nerf> it's so uuuuusefuuuullll
[02:07:40] <Nerf> speeend allll your mooooneeeeeyyyyy
[02:08:32] <crutchy> ~define icicle fingers
[02:08:33] <exec> icicle fingers: unable to find definition
[02:08:40] <crutchy> pfft
[02:08:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> goes nicely with my general lee and herbie the love bug
[02:08:51] <Deucalion> allow someone else to spend my money you mean Nerf
[02:09:20] <Nerf> they learned their lesson from the kid that leaked halflife 2
[02:10:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, I can do that. I got mad spending other folks' money skillz.
[02:13:29] * Ethanol-fueled farts and backflips
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[02:13:39] <Deucalion> Thought you were going to the bar EF
[02:14:53] <Deucalion> Hmmph... need windows for Bioshock & 2. Guess I'm glad I kept that win7 partition around after all :D
[02:17:25] <Deucalion> what happened to your laptop crutchy?
[02:18:16] <crutchy> doesn't charge battery anymore. it ded
[02:18:26] * chromas sneaks 3035583 into Deucalion's 7 partition
[02:18:48] <chromas> does it still come on at all?
[02:18:54] <crutchy> nope
[02:18:56] <chromas> You can use it like a portable desktop ;)
[02:18:57] <chromas> aw
[02:19:17] <Deucalion> Is it the battery that has gone kaput or the charging circuit?
[02:19:41] <crutchy> it worked on battery. just didn't charge
[02:20:21] <Deucalion> Power socket come adrift from the board? Could just be a simple replacement socket replacement job.
[02:20:35] <crutchy> wifey might be taking it to pyewta shop for them to have a look at. i don't do laptop fixing
[02:20:51] <Deucalion> fiddly buggers to tear down that's for sure
[02:21:22] <chromas> get yerse'f a macbook pro; install TempleOS
[02:21:39] <crutchy> praise the mother!
[02:21:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you misspelled windows 10
[02:22:03] <chromas> You're right; that would be the bigger waste
[02:22:56] <chromas> 10--
[02:22:56] <Bender> karma - 10: -1
[02:23:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bender, your math is off
[02:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> time to check out Second Chance
[02:24:02] <Deucalion> I love laptop service manuals that say things like "release clips at front of case".... what they miss out is.... "using a unicorn horn sharpened to 1nm thickness to avoid damage" and "catching the bits that are expelled at force with your fifth hand". :D
[02:25:05] <SirFinkus> hamburger mac was dissapointing
[02:25:16] <SirFinkus> wholly unremarkable
[02:25:39] <Deucalion> chromas, you'd have trouble sneaking anything into my w7 partition, it is so full it can no longer install any updates.... I may have been a ~little~ aggressive shrinking it down :D
[02:28:23] <chromas> I'll just empty your recyculator and restore points
[02:28:32] <Deucalion> already done
[02:28:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Energy-Saving Minicomputers for the ‘Internet of Things’ - http://sylnt.us - minicomputers-used-to-be-as-large-as-a-fridge
[02:31:52] <cmn32480> crutchy - Dell has complete teardowns available to the public on their site if that helps.
[02:32:10] <cmn32480> mebbe save ya a buck or two
[02:36:15] <Deucalion> you can find service manuals for pretty much any laptop online. It's easy enough if you have some time and precision screw and torx drivers to hand. They can be fiddly though.
[02:36:57] <Deucalion> Hmm... why are small drivers called "precision"? They're just small points
[02:36:57] <cmn32480> agreed. I been fiddlin with them 15 or 20 years... guess I'm just used to the pain they are to work on
[02:37:10] <crutchy> mine's a toshiba
[02:37:35] * crutchy only buys toshiba laptops
[02:37:36] <cmn32480> http://www.irisvista.com
[02:37:41] <shekel> ^ 03Disassemble, repair, upgrade Toshiba laptop yourself.
[02:37:58] <crutchy> thanks mate. bookmarked
[02:38:01] <crutchy> cmn32480++
[02:38:01] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 42
[02:38:18] <Deucalion> Just take your time
[02:38:18] <crutchy> i'll see if i can motivate myself enough to have a go one day
[02:39:01] <cmn32480> http://lmgtfy.com
[02:39:02] <shekel> ^ 03Let me google that for you
[02:39:10] <cmn32480> go slow
[02:39:20] <cmn32480> and double check your steps
[02:40:03] <cmn32480> I also find it helpful to use a tray or somethign segregated so that as you follow each step, you can put the screws/parts in it and number the steps
[02:40:25] <cmn32480> that way you know there are 5 screw that go back in when you reverse step 3, and 7 screws for step 1
[02:40:56] * cmn32480 apologises for the lmgtfy.com link
[02:41:00] <Deucalion> I have a TomTom GO930 to dissect this week to replace the battery as not holding charge.... 2 torx screws to disassemble but the battery is apparently glued to the back of the circuit board on these :/ Meh - it was getting thrown out so I figure a few quis for the new battery it is worth a punt.
[02:41:56] <cmn32480> ~define quis
[02:41:57] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Qui: A very Gay and annoying asian person who clears his throat a lot while trying to get you to do his work for him then complains to management that you aren't doing your job.
[02:42:09] <cmn32480> ~define punt
[02:42:10] <Deucalion> cmn32480++ stage it and keep screws in separate piles per stage for reassembly
[02:42:10] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 43
[02:42:11] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03punt: (MIT slang) (1) To skip class (2) To avoid doing work. Ant: tool.
[02:42:52] <Deucalion> for quis I meant "quids" as in UK pounds (£). For punt I meant "take a chance".
[02:43:18] <cmn32480> I have an old parts cabinet with segregated plastic drawers that I use for it
[02:43:41] <cmn32480> it is also part of my Lego Storage System(TM)
[02:44:04] <cmn32480> or at least it was before my kids got to my 30 year old Legos...
[02:44:34] <Deucalion> They didn't inherit your OCD? For shame!
[02:44:46] <cmn32480> no... the little shits...
[02:44:51] <cmn32480> it all goes in the bin
[02:45:06] <Deucalion> Your path from bed to toilet will be mined with spike up legos from now on!
[02:45:11] <cmn32480> and God forbid you wanna actually build one of the kits! I been workign on one 2 weekends in a row
[02:46:06] <Deucalion> Didn't have kits in my day... just different blocks and panels you constructed anything out of. The kits look like one use only.
[02:46:12] <cmn32480> it is like the littel shits specifically hid some of the custom pieces for this particular kit
[02:46:21] <cmn32480> nah
[02:46:29] <cmn32480> most of the kits are generic parts
[02:46:55] <cmn32480> there are always a few custom pieces, especially the Star Wars kits that my kids seem to really love
[02:47:19] <Deucalion> I was more into meccano growing up... iddy-biddy nuts n bolts and all metal parts
[02:47:47] <cmn32480> I been trying to put the Phantom together... and failing pretty good at it
[02:47:58] <cmn32480> heard of it, but never had it
[02:48:11] <cmn32480> you can still get the big boxes of just blocks
[02:48:15] <Deucalion> funny thing is 7 y/o you would have had it done inside an hour :D
[02:48:28] <cmn32480> likely
[02:48:48] <cmn32480> finding the damn parts is the time consuming bit
[02:50:26] <Deucalion> Better than plopping the little shits in front of the TV for hours. Much more mentally developing puzzling things out in real 3D.
[02:50:54] <cmn32480> http://smile.amazon.com
[02:51:02] <shekel> ^ 03Amazon.com: LEGO Creative Tower Building Kit XXL 1600 Pieces 10664: Toys Games ( http://www.amazon.com )
[02:51:10] <cmn32480> we got them 2 of these for christmas 2 years ago
[02:51:16] <cmn32480> they were on sale for like $30
[02:52:54] <Deucalion> Ha, I only had about half of one of those as a sprog. Still kept me amused for many many hours building mad constructions.
[02:53:04] <cmn32480> me too
[02:53:12] <cmn32480> I still love to play with them
[02:57:40] * Deucalion mulls having kids for the sole reason of having an excuse to go back to lego and meccano when not working :D
[02:59:50] * cmn32480 suggests playing wiht them anyway. quite relaxing until you miss a piece in cleanup and step on it in bare feet
[03:01:14] <Deucalion> Fairly sure the lego collection was tossed into trash by my folks many years back. I think the meccano may be lurking in the garage though.. I'll have a looksee next time I am up there.
[03:04:22] <cmn32480> a phone call/email will find out
[03:04:59] <cmn32480> I found out that my parents still had mine, along with my Cub Scout uniform, and a mess of other stuff including my pinewood derby cars
[03:10:32] <Deucalion> Nah on the phone call front to find out. One of my parents has been on a purge the property of anything bent for years... the house is devoid of any history. They don't get out to the garage much - hence my hope for the meccano surviving. It was actually the meccano my grandad bought for my uncle stored in a bespoke box with shelves, drawers and compartments built from scratch by my grandad. Grandad was into carpentry as a hobby... died before
[03:10:32] <Deucalion> I was born sadly :(
[03:11:18] <cmn32480> mine purge too... but from their house to mine
[03:12:52] <cmn32480> back to the hunt for parts!
[03:17:54] <Deucalion> I wish mine would just pile up the "shit" they intend to tip and hold on to it til it is picked over for memories before they do so.
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[03:19:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Sarah Sharp moved to L.A.
[03:19:21] * Ethanol-fueled kneads dick
[03:20:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Sarah Sharp wants to know what to do, from Reggie Bush
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[04:14:37] <Subsentient> Man, Solaris is a real shit OS.
[04:14:43] <Subsentient> Was just playing with it in VirtualBox
[04:14:49] <Subsentient> takes like 10 mins to boot up...
[04:17:47] <dyingtolive> i did software support for solaris 8 for a while. those were shit days.
[04:18:37] <dyingtolive> i prefer to think of it as a ghetto.
[04:35:35] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[04:35:37] * exec covertly drops a coffee++ mug of g'day juice on #soylent
[04:35:50] <cmn32480> the Phantom is complete Deucalion.
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[04:53:00] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHHAAHA
[04:53:14] * Ethanol-fueled Jerker the Jerker
[04:53:46] <Ethanol-fueled> big Black NIgga
[04:59:45] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:59:51] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[04:59:51] <shekel> ^ 03Top Gun NES - How to Land the Plane and Refuel - YouTube
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[05:00:07] * SirFinkus doesn't get the joke
[05:13:26] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHahahhhahaha
[05:13:35] <Ethanol-fueled> *shits explosively
[05:13:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahheeeheehooooo!
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[05:31:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Pupfish of Death Valley - http://sylnt.us - fishing-for-clues
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[05:36:19] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone
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[08:34:24] <dyingtolive> i just got my rephone in. anyone have any idea where to get a decent 2g gsm cell plan from? i don't care about data, but would prefer no contract and unlimited text messages.
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[08:47:56] <Bender> karma - latex: 66
[08:47:57] <JamesNZ> latex++
[08:47:57] <Bender> karma - latex: 67
[08:47:58] <JamesNZ> latex++
[08:47:58] <Bender> karma - latex: 68
[08:57:36] <Runaway1956> latex--
[08:57:36] <Bender> karma - latex: 67
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[10:04:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Schneier's Thoughts About Integrity and Availability Threats - http://sylnt.us - hacking-targets
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[11:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:15:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2151
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[11:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> forza time in my trans am. https://www.youtube.com
[11:24:08] <shekel> ^ 03Jerry Reed - East Bound and Down - YouTube
[12:06:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Ship With Advanced Sonar to Search for Flight 370 - http://sylnt.us - probably-no-survivors
[13:37:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Strange Foods That Americans Loved a Century Ago - http://sylnt.us - now-I'm-all-hungry
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[14:57:29] <SoyCow3656> Looking for a soyleny mobile site
[14:58:38] <SoyCow3656> Does such a thing exist? I remember at site launch someone hosting one in perl that worked well
[14:58:47] <SoyCow3656> That was eins ago
[14:59:37] SoyCow3656 is now known as \
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[14:59:58] SoyGuest50934 is now known as willie3204
[15:05:28] <Bytram|away> coffee++
[15:05:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2152
[15:05:29] <Bytram|away> !uid
[15:05:29] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6072, owned by kwanbis
[15:05:43] <Bytram|away> just popping in for a moment
[15:06:16] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: Saw your journal reply and replied to it... might want to take a look at a deeply nested comment test on dev: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[15:06:17] <shekel> ^ 03SN (dev) article: 20160130a - Nested Comment tests
[15:06:26] <Bytram|away> and compare that to other deeply nested comments on prod.
[15:07:59] <Bytram|away> e.g. open https://soylentnews.org and then search for this comment: https://soylentnews.org
[15:08:02] <shekel> ^ 03SN article: Negative Interest Rates Arrive in Japan 04(98 comments)
[15:08:02] <shekel> ^ 03SN comment by [02anubi (2828)] (02Score:1)
[15:08:25] <Bytram|away> or this one: https://soylentnews.org
[15:08:25] <shekel> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[15:08:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why are there Drug Shortages in the Nation that Pays More for them than Everyone Else? - http://sylnt.us - no-shortages-for-the-mexican-cartels
[15:08:43] <willie3204> Hmm so no mobile site then?
[15:10:32] <Bytram|away> it's in a very very alpha state right now with a couple of changes that TMB put in.
[15:11:11] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[15:11:13] * exec unjustifiably hurls a bathtub of bacon at #soylent
[15:11:20] <Bytram|away> I have a concern that with larger fonts, a deeply nested comment may be unreadable. As it is, at a depth of 8 or so on the main site, the innermost comments appear with one letter per line on my small display.
[15:12:02] <chromas> the mobile site needs to be a canvas/js monstrosity where you have to pinch zoom into a comment to get to its children
[15:12:04] <Bytram|away> that is @ 320x240, but I don';t expect the site to adapt to my peculiarities, but it would be nice to have a min-width of some sort on the comment tesxt so that, no matter what, it displays, say, 3 chars on each line.
[15:12:10] <Bytram|away> cmn32480: gmorning
[15:12:12] <Bytram|away> chromas: hiya
[15:12:19] <chromas> g'day sirs
[15:12:33] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[15:12:35] * exec accidentally offers a bucket of coffee++ to chromas
[15:12:35] <Bytram|away> gotta get cleaned up and ready to head out the door. another day at work for me...
[15:12:41] <cmn32480> Bytram|away !!
[15:12:48] * chromas remembers when opera had a great mobile mode that hammered sites into submission; even the desktop version had it
[15:12:51] <Bytram|away> is the upgrade this weekend or next?
[15:13:01] <Bytram|away> ISTR it's next w/e, (superbowl sunday!?)
[15:13:04] <cmn32480> staff server this weeekend
[15:13:06] <Bytram|away> ok gtg, biab
[15:13:10] <Bytram|away> k
[15:13:11] <cmn32480> main next weknd
[15:13:18] <cmn32480> have a good day
[15:13:21] <willie3204> OK thx
[15:13:41] <willie3204> Will keep on keepin in
[15:14:04] <chromas> ooh, a special mobile front-end could be made using the api
[15:14:32] <chromas> SoylentApp
[15:15:41] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[15:15:41] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a rusty trombone
[15:16:21] * chromas wipes his now-brown nose
[15:16:53] <cmn32480> willie3204 - you can take a peek at the pre-alpha first attempt on dev.soylentnews.org
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[15:17:16] <chromas> I scared him into ctrl-Wing
[15:17:37] <cmn32480> he's broken into the ctrl-wing? uh oh
[15:17:45] <cmn32480> we oughta sound an alarm or somethign
[15:18:46] * cmn32480 goes in search of the coffee++ pot... or even a regular coffee pot would do
[15:25:12] <Bytram|away> okay, gtg. have a great day everyone!
[15:51:34] * cmn32480 found a coffee++ pot... but it was empty!
[15:51:40] <cmn32480> coffee++
[15:51:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2153
[15:54:38] <cmn32480> ~shit
[15:54:40] <exec> 05💩
[15:59:27] <cmn32480> crap... story queue is getting low... we are only into Tuesday!
[15:59:34] <cmn32480> ~weather
[15:59:36] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 41°F / 5°C, mostly cloudy, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 65% - Sunday partly cloudy (41°F:48°F / 5°C:9°C), Monday showers (34°F:52°F / 1°C:11°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (40°F:45°F / 4°C:7°C), Wednesday rain (37°F:57°F / 3°C:14°C)
[16:39:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Police Union Database Hacked - http://sylnt.us - taking-a-gander-at-the-goose
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[20:01:52] <SirFinkus-phone> Ok it works
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[23:11:41] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[23:12:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i feel like someone took my brain out and replaced it with dirty socks. that was a bad bad nap.
[23:13:50] <SirFinkus> I've been tired a shit all week
[23:13:55] <SirFinkus> hate it
[23:14:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Fiber-Optic Technology could Heal Wounds Faster - http://sylnt.us - stitching-things-together
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[23:29:28] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: updated staff slash
[23:30:12] <paulej72> had to manually bring up the db to the version that is on prod as we have been a little lax on updatint that one.
[23:30:27] <paulej72> the atomatic updtes went fine though
[23:32:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, yeah. sounds good man.
[23:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, you have access to the stripe site to get the test keys?
[23:33:25] <paulej72> I did have to do some perl module installs
[23:33:35] <paulej72> no I do not
[23:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought mrcoolbp set you up with access but shurg, whatever works.
[23:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not admin on the staff site, just editor. you'll have to add all the necessary stripe vars.
[23:36:15] <paulej72> Did you rmove the bitpay button on prod for subs?
[23:36:29] <paulej72> no I guess not
[23:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had, it probably got it back on reboot
[23:37:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> need to disable that in the code instead of the in-memory template
[23:37:41] <paulej72> Why?
[23:37:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> a <span style="display:none;">bitcoin stuff</span> would work fine
[23:38:09] <paulej72> someone wanted to sub via bitpay
[23:38:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's currently semi-broken
[23:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't send us readable info anymore.
[23:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> so the payment goes through but we gotta add the sub manually.
[23:39:31] <chromas> So it's just a bitbroken. Needs to be hashed out later. Additional pun
[23:39:42] <paulej72> We should change the payment method text to match.
[23:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you like. not sure what you mean but prose and layout were never much my thing.
[23:40:42] <chromas> Leave it there but tell us it's a hassle for you. That way we'll dump bitcoins on you just to be dicks
[23:41:06] <paulej72> I wonder if we should try to fix that for this release.
[23:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really feasible. would take a lot of rewriting because they did major changes to their api without notifying folks.
[23:42:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll hop on fixing it after i figure out how to make 100+ comment stories display in under 8 seconds.
[23:45:23] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: that is due to our js Improved Threading script. It calls multiple times to load stories that are below your threshold
[23:46:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> even when you're viewing flat oldest first ignore threads?
[23:47:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's way too slow a load for my tastes on our most popular stories. makes us look like noobs using bubble sorts.
[23:48:48] <paulej72> Well if you are doing flat it should not be using the js code. Then any slowness is due to the shitty way we build the comment lits
[23:49:12] <paulej72> that code is a bitch
[23:49:32] <paulej72> and I broke it once.
[23:49:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. got plans on going through and finding shortcuts after we release.
[23:50:37] <paulej72> not sure if that is possible.
[23:51:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta be. may take a lot of rethinking and reworking but i want this bitch snappy even on really popular stories.
[23:51:56] <paulej72> We do have a nice sql error in staff slash. It may not be rlated to the new code, but I'll track it down tomorrow.
[23:52:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> roger. ima go cook some chickens up myself. gettin on towards dinner-thirty.
[23:54:36] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I would love to be able to do all of the Improved trheading mostly in perl. Pull all of the stories and set the default css class (regular, collapsed, comment below threshold) for each comment based on the users threshold. Then the js would just switch thing on and off
[23:55:38] <paulej72> OK I am off for the night. Need to drive home from my parents.
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