#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-29

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[00:00:16] <chromas> cock+
[00:00:32] <chromas> SirFinkus: video in class?
[00:00:39] <SirFinkus> no, at home
[00:00:40] <chromas> or can you speed it up in vlc or something?
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[00:00:48] <SirFinkus> TWO videos
[00:00:50] <SirFinkus> good christ
[00:01:21] <Cmn32480_phone> Sirfinkus.... get that camera ready... it's gonna be a big one!
[00:01:42] <chromas> a royal flush?
[00:01:49] <Cmn32480_phone> Hell yes
[00:02:00] <chromas> buffer overflow?
[00:02:06] <chromas> and other dirty jokes
[00:02:10] <Cmn32480_phone> Thankfully not
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[00:02:34] shekel is now known as CoC-bot
[00:20:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three Tracks Planned to Test 'Hyperloop' Transportation Idea - http://sylnt.us - putting-it-on-the-fast-track
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[00:30:32] <exec> welcome SirFinkus: Olympia, WA, USA, 11°C/51°F, 4:30 pm PST, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[00:35:43] <cmn32480> HOw awas the show sirfinkus?
[00:35:59] <SirFinkus> haven't watched it yet
[00:36:50] <cmn32480> it was a real stinker
[00:38:40] <chromas> sploosh.nsa.gov/cam.php?w=cmn32480
[00:40:58] <chromas> oh, I mean https://sploosh.nsa.gov
[00:40:58] <CoC-bot> ^ 03cmn32480 cam
[00:41:07] <cmn32480> lol
[00:41:24] <chromas> (ping ping highlight ping)
[00:41:29] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[00:41:30] <CoC-bot> ^ 03SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: Slashdot bought
[00:41:37] <takyon> yeah we are looking at it
[00:42:05] <chromas> maybe some day, slashdot will be cheap enough for soylent to buy
[00:42:17] <SirFinkus> BIZX, LLC
[00:42:20] <SirFinkus> sounds legit
[00:42:32] <chromas> much like dice
[00:42:40] <cmn32480> they are an advertising compnay
[00:42:52] <SirFinkus> they've got a .info domain
[00:42:59] <cmn32480> As a leading digital media company, we publish hundreds of popular web sites and provide advertising solutions for multiple industries such as travel & tourism, telecommunications, personal finance, credit, business products and more.
[00:43:09] <SirFinkus> I'm on their site now
[00:43:21] <cmn32480> that flushing sound you jsut heard was NOT my big turd
[00:43:41] * SirFinkus prepares to handle the influx of new users
[00:43:42] <chromas> nope; it was dice's turd
[00:44:08] <takyon> I think remaining slashdotters either won't hear of us or hate us
[00:44:09] <chromas> Think of the price you can get for your low uid
[00:44:19] <chromas> I blame the site name
[00:44:36] <SirFinkus> I was going to wait until most of the other 3 digiters were gone
[00:45:34] <chromas> I'll sell you my two-digit now and you can make bank on it later
[00:45:46] <cmn32480> timothy is still posting
[00:45:59] <mechanicjay> You can have my single digit UID when you pry it from my cold dead hands. :)
[00:46:07] <chromas> "It may not be the biggest, but it's the best"
[00:46:12] <takyon> there's not enough comments on our articles. all it takes is one troll working the midnight shift to get first post several times and make our site look kooky
[00:46:13] <chromas> oops, wrong timothy
[00:47:18] <SirFinkus> on it takyon
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[00:47:47] <takyon> so when is trump's anti-debate tonight
[00:47:50] <cmn32480> sirfinkus - you gonna be that troll?
[00:48:05] <SirFinkus> sure, why not
[00:48:35] <chromas> Post your paper to your journal when it's done
[00:48:41] <chromas> or better yet, submit as an article :D
[00:49:00] <SirFinkus> naw, that shit wouldn't really work
[00:49:17] <SirFinkus> it's less of a paper and more of a collection of long form responses to shitty questions
[00:49:26] <cmn32480> well... that means there ought to be an exodus from Sourceforge too. The advertising is gonna get a lot worse
[00:49:32] <chromas> "Social Justice in Education Curriculum"
[00:49:54] <chromas> sourceforge--
[00:49:54] <Bender> karma - sourceforge: -1
[00:50:02] <takyon> sourceforgery++
[00:50:02] <Bender> karma - sourceforgery: 1
[00:50:04] <JamesNZ> chromas: s/Justice/Justice Warriors /
[00:50:35] * JamesNZ looks around for sedbot
[00:50:45] <chromas> quick, set up a gitlab instance for all those sourceforgers to come on over from the dicemobile
[00:51:06] <chromas> exec should be doin' it; maybe it's napping
[00:51:23] <cmn32480> ~sed on
[00:51:25] <exec> sed already enabled for 10#Soylent
[00:51:42] <cmn32480> or his syntax was pooched
[00:51:46] <chromas> maybe it only works if you're registered
[00:51:55] <chromas> =poo
[00:51:55] <CoC-bot> 💩
[00:51:57] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[00:52:00] <cmn32480> ~shit
[00:52:03] <exec> 05💩
[00:52:09] <chromas> CoC-bot: s/💩/teehee/
[00:52:11] <exec> <chromas> <CoC-bot> teehee
[00:52:12] * JamesNZ ducks the flying poo
[00:52:19] <cmn32480> .shit
[00:52:30] <chromas> Oh, I found one that still takes a dot
[00:52:42] <chromas> .poke cmn32480
[00:52:42] * exec pokes cmn32480
[00:52:43] * exec pokes cmn32480
[00:52:47] <chromas> and it's double
[00:52:53] <cmn32480> ~shit
[00:52:55] <exec> 05💩
[00:52:58] <chromas> needs items to poke with
[00:53:14] * mechanicjay flings a giant heap of GitLab'ed Ruby at chromas
[00:53:15] <chromas> calling all crutchys
[00:53:17] * cmn32480 goes a diggin'
[00:53:41] <cmn32480> is that with or without the CoC?
[00:56:03] <chromas> gitorious bought up by gitlab
[00:56:21] * chromas wonders if there's any of those packages left that aren't shitty ruby or ended
[00:57:07] <chromas> all websites should be written in assembly, of course
[00:58:35] <JamesNZ> Node.asm, yo.
[00:59:54] <cmn32480> .dothehustle
[01:00:03] <cmn32480> ~nativedance
[01:00:43] <cmn32480> chromas - I don't see .poke in the macro file
[01:01:09] <cmn32480> ~rehash
[01:01:15] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (147 aliases)
[01:01:47] <cmn32480> ~q
[01:02:08] <cmn32480> ~quit
[01:02:09] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (31.4 kb)
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[01:03:51] <cmn32480> he'll be back
[01:03:58] <cmn32480> his box needs a reboot
[01:04:25] <chromas> upgrading to php 7?
[01:04:33] <cmn32480> um... no
[01:04:36] <cmn32480> perl6
[01:04:49] <chromas> [screaming intensifies]
[01:07:46] <takyon> it would be funny if CSPAN got more viewers than Fox tonight
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[01:08:19] <cmn32480> the bitch is back
[01:08:31] <cmn32480> ~poke chromas
[01:08:36] <cmn32480> .poke chromas
[01:08:36] * exec pokes chromas
[01:08:36] * exec pokes chromas
[01:08:50] <cmn32480> this is one wher I blame the dev
[01:11:51] <takyon> http://www.futurity.org
[01:11:52] <CoC-bot> ^ 03Methadone clinics don't cause a spike in crime - Futurity
[01:15:54] <chromas> was there a concern that they did?
[01:16:34] <cmn32480> NIMBY
[01:17:28] <chromas> Oh, I thought those kinds of clinics were located in places where NIMBY isn't an issue
[01:17:53] <chromas> Like ghettos and stuff. /me checks tv crime dramas for more information
[01:20:47] <chromas> What about those of us who are addicted to addiction treatment?
[01:22:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> whazzup, bitches?
[01:22:19] <takyon> we're just doing heroin
[01:22:36] <takyon> i'll put on trump's speech later
[01:22:39] <takyon> just to inflate his view counts
[01:22:52] * SirFinkus is listening to The Velvet Underground — Heroin, from the album The Velvet Underground & Nico
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[01:28:38] <chromas> Hehe
[01:28:54] * chromas goes to slashdot just to read all the comments about bizx
[01:28:56] <cmn32480> Slashdot got sold TMB
[01:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw that. i did chuckle.
[01:30:23] <cmn32480> I can only hope that CmdrTaco is rolling around in his millions and happy to see what he has created fall so far
[01:30:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> da boy child was fascinated to no end by the lava golem. he's currently in there making tons of them and making them beat up boss baddies.
[01:31:06] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: fixed the PP issues
[01:31:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> awesome, yo
[01:31:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> you had time to check dev on your phone?
[01:31:40] <paulej72> no, forgot
[01:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's basically the same shat with a bigger font and less functionality cause no side bars. i'm thinking of calling it beta.
[01:33:06] <cmn32480> we had beta... and while it went well......perhaps a new name?
[01:33:11] <cmn32480> we can call it charlie
[01:33:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> only shows up on stuff with a screen resolution of 800px width or less, otherwise normal interface.
[01:33:36] <chromas> are the sidebars completely gone?
[01:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> poof, gone
[01:33:43] <chromas> could be stacked at the bottom or something
[01:33:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'd require actual work.
[01:34:07] <chromas> or…
[01:34:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> much easier to display: none; them
[01:34:11] <cmn32480> we wouldn't want that to happen
[01:34:16] <chromas> use JAVASCRIPTS to make them pop out from the sides
[01:34:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, FU!!!!1!1!!one!
[01:34:40] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: we need a hamburger with the main menu items
[01:34:40] <chromas> .kick chromas
[01:34:52] <chromas> #kick chromas
[01:35:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, now pj is suggesting javascript as well
[01:35:17] <cmn32480> as you wish, good sir!
[01:35:25] <cmn32480> .kick chromas
[01:35:25] -!- chromas was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(cmn32480) No reason given]
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[01:35:32] <paulej72> no it can be css
[01:35:33] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 11°C/51°F, 5:35 pm PST, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[01:35:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spose...
[01:35:49] <chromas> MrPlow needs a function that takes a #kick command and PMs tmb with it, which is handled by a script to PM chanserv to kick me
[01:36:01] <chromas> indirection++
[01:36:01] <Bender> karma - indirection: 1
[01:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> really it needs its own css file instead of using base.css
[01:37:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, i'm thinking of throwing it live as is though for them fool idjits who insist on browsing on their phones.
[01:37:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> then making it not suck for the next release.
[01:37:33] <cmn32480> chromas - that'll never get abused
[01:37:53] <chromas> it just has to check that the kickee and kicker are a match
[01:38:58] <chromas> Not enough bizx comments on /.. /me will check later
[01:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, do css dropdown menus even work with touchscreens? you can't really hover.
[01:39:13] <chromas> poke it
[01:39:36] * chromas remembers when blackberry did a version of hovering
[01:40:05] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: can you increase the font on the bottom menu a bit for a 1/2 way fix
[01:40:12] <cmn32480> gad... #github looks like a huge batch of bot vomit from today
[01:40:27] <cmn32480> ~sed on
[01:40:28] <exec> sed already enabled for 10#Soylent
[01:40:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure sure
[01:41:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> home, about, faq, etc..., yes?
[01:42:40] <paulej72> yes
[01:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> done n deploying
[01:45:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ideally <800 and >800 displays will be using separate css files eventually.
[01:46:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> tweakin it up another 25%
[01:48:07] <paulej72> can we tweak the width of the prefs pages to get them 100%
[01:54:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> working on it
[01:56:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oof, yeah that's ugly
[01:59:32] <chromas> Do it the web 3.0 way; make everything 300,000pt then use js to resize it
[02:00:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a web 3.0 now? i'm still not done hating on web 2.0
[02:01:07] <chromas> wasn't 2.0 just web apps?
[02:01:15] <chromas> but now you need js just to see the text
[02:01:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn typos
[02:01:27] <chromas> on some sites, the text appears, then hides until the js is loaded
[02:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> say, you know, for april 1 we could switch the css between mobile and desktop
[02:02:28] <SirFinkus> too cruel
[02:02:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, fixed
[02:02:57] <chromas> set it to use a low resolution bitmap font, but stretch it out so it's blocky
[02:03:38] <SirFinkus> I think I've got a better april fools thing
[02:03:56] <chromas> replace Os with poo glyphs?
[02:04:02] <SirFinkus> pretend you're going to run ads to pay for the server and have a bunch of fake banner ads with subtle hints
[02:04:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, for microsoft products
[02:04:29] <chromas> and bizx
[02:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah we already did the selling out to dice thing the first one
[02:04:52] <SirFinkus> link them all to a page that bans them if they click the ads
[02:05:08] <SirFinkus> "we don't want dumb motherfuckers who click ads on our site"
[02:05:37] * TheMightyBuzzard starts working on an ad for a sweedish-made penis enlarger pump
[02:05:55] <SirFinkus> could have an ad for literal dice
[02:05:59] <chromas> I will only buy if it's Ethanol-fueled endorsed
[02:06:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[02:16:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'better
[02:20:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, pull requested. don't merge if you don't want it going in yet or if you think it needs more tweaking.
[02:22:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Victorian London in Incredible Detail - http://sylnt.us - looking-back-in-time
[02:26:53] <cmn32480> how is it even news that Ben and Jerry release a bernie sanders inspider flavor
[02:27:26] <paulej72> looks nice, I may have a few minor tweaks that I could put in.
[02:29:35] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: do we have a master db update file so we can rev the version?
[02:31:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, i don't think we touched the db aside from the plugins
[02:31:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i don't think the base db needs any changes
[02:32:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> but if you did something outside the scope of a plugin we do have that file in github somewhere that can have a v2 added to it.
[02:33:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> other than that i already added all my changes to the plugin update files, so the tool does need to be run.
[02:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, when was our last update? i was gonna go through the pull requests and see what all we'd done for the release notes.
[02:37:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> 15.07 wasn't it?
[02:45:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[02:46:36] * cmn32480 gets out the stone tablet calendar to check
[02:46:54] * TheMightyBuzzard starts making notes
[02:47:05] * cmn32480 hands him a chisel and hammer
[02:56:42] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: the upgrade db file for Subscriptions is wrong. It should have all the updates in version 1 or the version number needs updated in version 2
[02:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> did i not update the version number in 2?
[02:57:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh
[02:58:18] <paulej72> we never relased this version so it should all be 1.
[02:58:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, sure as shit
[02:58:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, fair nuff
[02:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i did a v2 because... um... i forget why.
[02:59:55] <paulej72> I think we should make Messges the same,
[03:02:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, we could i guess. there was a reason for that though. two separate projects.
[03:02:57] <SirFinkus> I'm going to get a C on this assignment, but idgaf
[03:03:04] <SirFinkus> I'm fucking RAPING this article
[03:03:22] <SirFinkus> R A P I N G
[03:03:31] <paulej72> SirFinkus: if it was C code getting a C would be perfect
[03:03:40] <SirFinkus> the authors are going to need to take long, scalding showers
[03:03:51] <SirFinkus> they're going to try and wash my smell off, but fail
[03:06:04] <chromas> Not just any C. A C#triggered
[03:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, pull request in. double check my work cause i did it quickly.
[03:09:56] <chromas> http://meta.slashdot.org
[03:09:57] <CoC-bot> ^ 03Slashdot and SourceForge Sold, Now Under New Management - Slashdot ( http://slashdot.org )
[03:10:46] * chromas sets threshold to -1 for maximum hatred
[03:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nod nod. story should be in the queue but it's not. the eds talked about it but nobody did anything. =P
[03:11:28] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: is there a reason you used REPLACE INTO?
[03:11:39] <chromas> I t'weren't announcing it; just pointing out they have a story on it finally
[03:11:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, so i could do it multiple times on dev
[03:12:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> can be changed to insert into for a clean system.
[03:12:13] <chromas> and there's this slightly longer article about it: http://fossforce.com
[03:12:13] <CoC-bot> ^ 03SourceForge and Slashdot Have Been Sold | FOSS Force
[03:12:37] <chromas> let's all talk about it for the next month like systemd or EF's extension program
[03:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, want it changed or do we leave it as is?
[03:15:19] <paulej72> leave it.
[03:15:29] <paulej72> should not make a difference
[03:15:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. replace takes longer but it'd fail to cause a bug if for some reason the db op failed halfway through and had to be run again.
[03:16:15] <paulej72> I found the core db upgrades and put in the version number update
[03:16:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> do we need a core version update?
[03:16:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i didn't think anything core changed
[03:16:53] <paulej72> UPDATE vars SET value = 'rehash_16_02' WHERE name = 'cvs_tag_currentcode';
[03:17:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, roger.
[03:17:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> smokin, back in 10.
[03:18:29] <paulej72> The issue is the update util in bin was not updated on prod. I think the logic that puts stuff in rehash/bin does not do that file
[03:19:51] <cmn32480> We do not plan any radical changes, and will keep the opinions of the Slashdot user base in mind at all times.
[03:22:58] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:22:59] * exec clumsily cracks open a coffee++ mug of spew for #soylent
[03:23:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, just run it from the directory you're deploying from
[03:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i been doing on dev
[03:24:32] * SirFinkus goes on to watch antoher fucking video
[03:24:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #redtube fucking
[03:24:47] <MrPlow> http://www.redtube.com
[03:24:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go
[03:25:06] <SirFinkus> 44 fucking minutes
[03:25:26] <SirFinkus> as if the videos we watch in class every fucking day aren't enough
[03:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, videos in class. that's how you know the teacher is full of shit.
[03:26:03] <SirFinkus> every day
[03:26:16] <SirFinkus> at least 30 minutes of a 1 hour class
[03:26:25] <SirFinkus> usually more like 40-50
[03:26:37] <chromas> Does she play them directly from youtube? or save them to her C:\ drive first?
[03:26:43] <SirFinkus> youtube
[03:26:57] <chromas> without adblock I bet
[03:27:00] <chromas> from the lol dept
[03:27:05] <SirFinkus> I've watched that diet coke ad with the woman on the plane probably about a dozen times
[03:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> go in and say "look, i can read a transcript of the video in five minutes. you're wasting hours of my life making me watch these and calling it education."
[03:27:34] <SirFinkus> considering it
[03:27:48] <chromas> Conthpirathy!
[03:27:58] <chromas> she's just using the videos as cover to show you ads and get paid for it
[03:28:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> she just dunno wtf she is doing and has to fill time somehow.
[03:28:48] <SirFinkus> she showed a john cleese video, so that was kind of fun
[03:29:09] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:29:10] <CoC-bot> ^ 03John Cleese - How to Irritate People - Airplane Sketch - YouTube
[03:29:14] <chromas> maybe you can sexually harass her into submission
[03:29:14] <SirFinkus> this one, which is pretty good
[03:29:15] <Bytram> I wonder what the dean thinks of how much he is paying her to just play YouTube videos for class?
[03:29:31] <SirFinkus> it's a community college, dean doesn't give a shit
[03:29:50] <Bytram> offer him/her some Ex-Lax?
[03:30:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> should fire her and hire her TA at half the salary
[03:30:29] <Bytram> is that supported for by the city / county / state?
[03:30:34] <chromas> maybe she is the TA
[03:30:42] <SirFinkus> I guess Bytram
[03:30:47] <SirFinkus> I don't know
[03:31:17] <Bytram> ask your elected representative if they know what they are spending our money on.
[03:31:33] <SirFinkus> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:31:39] <SirFinkus> that's fucking hilarious
[03:31:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram++ # funny
[03:31:47] <Bender> karma - bytram: 73
[03:32:18] <Bytram> offer to set up a school that shows youtube videos for half the price the CC charges!
[03:32:19] <SirFinkus> I've done that several times, all I get is a form letter response from an intern
[03:32:28] <Bytram> profit!!
[03:32:30] <Bytram> =)
[03:32:33] <SirFinkus> khan academy is free
[03:32:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://blog.nasm.si.edu
[03:32:52] <chromas> kahn academy is classrooms on youtube
[03:32:58] <Bytram> free to *you*, but you could prolly charge $$ for people to see it... gotta think BIG!
[03:33:00] <CoC-bot> ^ 03Database Error
[03:33:00] <chromas> yours will be youtube in classrooms
[03:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, they're half slashdotted
[03:33:14] <Bytram> break time; biab
[03:33:33] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: what is?
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[03:33:40] <SirFinkus> if I have to watch another fucking ted talk in class...
[03:33:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> buncha ILM guys restoring the original enterprise model for the smithsonian
[03:33:51] * SirFinkus gets put on another list
[03:34:16] <chromas> tedx
[03:34:26] <chromas> ted for tards
[03:34:27] <SirFinkus> yes, we've watched tedx shit too
[03:35:04] <SirFinkus> for talks that don't meet the rigorous standards ted talks are subjected to
[03:35:10] * SirFinkus rolls eyes
[03:35:22] <chromas> You should shoot video of the screen with your phone while sniggering
[03:35:30] <SirFinkus> I hate everything and everybody
[03:35:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> then post it on youtube
[03:35:42] <SirFinkus> oh shit
[03:35:46] <SirFinkus> we watched a ted talk
[03:35:51] <SirFinkus> on youtube
[03:35:58] <SirFinkus> that had a video on youtube in it
[03:36:04] <SirFinkus> it was inception shit
[03:36:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[03:36:37] <SirFinkus> that one was actually one of the better ones
[03:36:45] <SirFinkus> some shit about bonobos
[03:36:55] <SirFinkus> gave me some ideas about a comedy routine
[03:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, the chimps that want to fuck your face instead of eat it
[03:37:34] <SirFinkus> I might be able to do stand up based on the ideas I go during that video
[03:37:41] <SirFinkus> like, 5 minutes, right there
[03:39:02] <SirFinkus> I've seen local standup, and I'm funnier than all those fuckers
[03:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid gop debate is clogging up my twitter feed with stupidity
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[03:39:10] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 12°C/53°F, 9:39 pm CST, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[03:39:22] <SirFinkus> wouldn't make it my career, but it'd be fun to go up while wasted and wreck all those guys
[03:40:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, Runaway1956, we coulda gone fishin down in texoma last year. i was only three hours north of ya.
[03:40:47] <SirFinkus> the debates are meaningless if you don't live in a state where the primary actually matters
[03:41:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're meaningless anyway since it's just a competition to see who can lie best.
[03:41:43] <SirFinkus> I watched the first ones just so I knew who not to vote for
[03:42:01] <SirFinkus> which is pretty much everyone except paul, but LOLNOTGONNAHAPPEN
[03:42:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima set up a patreon and let yall fund my campaign for 2020
[03:45:38] <JamesNZ> #kanye2020
[03:46:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> run independent and promise to immediately overthrow and subsume the other two branches of government
[03:47:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, you test that #! change to see if it did anything?
[03:47:34] <Bytram> afk break
[03:47:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't look to me like it even would
[03:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no, looks like it'd break the script
[03:49:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> /usr/bin/perl knows nothing of the Slash::* modules and they're used from that script.
[03:49:44] <paulej72> I made the line consitant with the other bin files. The Makefile has code that keys off of that and sets it to the correct value during deploy
[03:49:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, roger
[03:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> merging then
[03:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, Gonna hit the sack. I'll write up the upgrade post tomorrow unless you wanna do it.
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[03:53:30] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks for all your work getting the upgrade into shape!
[03:53:35] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I was thinking we should really test this out a bit on staff, I think we should do prod next weekend
[03:53:49] <Bytram> paulej72: great idea!
[03:53:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> up to you, hoss. you're the heffe around these parts.
[03:54:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm free either one, so no worries.
[03:54:57] <paulej72> I am going to be a bit busy this weekend so I can get staff updated, but would rather hold off on prod
[03:57:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[03:59:27] <Bytram> btw, while we are at it, any thoughts on our SSL certificates? prod has its cert from gandi, but dev and staff are issued by our PBC...
[03:59:43] <Bytram> any thoughts on getting gandi certs for all of them? or...
[04:00:00] <Bytram> those free SSL certs from EFF(?)
[04:00:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> not worth the $$$
[04:00:27] * SirFinkus ponders
[04:00:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, those would be nifty if any browser supported them out of the box. they're useless otherwise.
[04:00:32] <SirFinkus> why does it matter?
[04:00:47] <SirFinkus> as long as the browser validates
[04:01:21] <Bytram> for dev and staff, one has to download and accept our certs; wehreas gandi and the EFF ones are built into the browsers and work straight away
[04:01:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> EFF ones are not in browsers last i checked.
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[04:02:22] <Bytram> hmmm. I hadn't checked, personally, but seem to recall seeing a story that they had been accepted by major browsers
[04:02:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> and you gotta renew them bitches like every 30 or 90 days or something
[04:02:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> and just to hell with that
[04:02:55] <Bytram> that would be a hassle.
[04:06:30] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: can you change the order of the inserts for Messages to have the version number as the last sql statement
[04:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, looks like FF has one built in for them nowadays
[04:06:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, is it not?
[04:07:20] <paulej72> no it is the second one
[04:07:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no, i did that on purpose. the ones below it won't stop the upgrade process or leave it in a broken state if they fail so they don't return zero on fail just print an error message.
[04:08:34] <paulej72> the inster for 20 is below it
[04:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's just adding a user setting below there. if it doesn't add, the user can just go in and set it
[04:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell, yer right.
[04:09:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's the one i was talking about.
[04:09:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> just sets users to web delivery for admin messages.
[04:10:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> while i have it open though i think i'll add a setting for 19 too as well though since we added two codes.
[04:10:34] <paulej72> the message code for 20 is a critical one.
[04:10:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> you think? okey doke.
[04:11:17] <paulej72> not the preference for delivery vut the code itself
[04:11:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i see the one you're talking about now. same page. fixing.
[04:13:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, fixed and added setting a setting for 19 for users.
[04:16:41] <paulej72> merged
[04:18:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> really goin to sleep now. well past my bedtime.
[04:18:24] <paulej72> yep I should go to seep too
[04:18:28] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the EFF cert update is intended to be automated
[04:18:41] <paulej72> but I had a nap and I am not fully tired
[04:18:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you write the script to automate it then
[04:19:00] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the EFF already did
[04:19:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> which would be dandy but it wouldn't rehup all the daemons that use the cert for us.
[04:20:10] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: cron jobs got ya down?
[04:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically, yup.
[04:21:47] <Bytram> form what I've read, it would also mean that we essentially give them automated update access to our system, but then a gain I could be misunderstanding the comments I'd read when it was first announced.
[04:21:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't mind puttin a new cert in and huping stuff once a year or two but i don't trust the tools i have to automate it.
[04:22:06] <Bytram> there were quite a few who thought that THAT made it a non-starter for them.
[04:22:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is fscking *nix man, we don't automate updates.
[04:22:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> we do them very carefully and thoughtfully.
[04:23:04] <Bytram> paulej72: hope your root canal is not causing you too much pain
[04:23:21] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: yep, do this, and that, and BOOM! and oops.
[04:23:49] <Bytram> I should be exhausted, but am strangely awake at this late hour.
[04:24:06] <Bytram> think I'm gonna get a bite to eat; biab
[04:24:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, me too and man am i gonna regret being so if i don't make myself sleep.
[04:24:23] <Bytram> nod nod
[04:24:27] <Bytram> afk
[04:29:41] <Bytram> quick-n-easy: spaghetti & hot dogs
[04:33:22] <chromas> You can also do macaroni, cheese & nitrogen
[04:33:28] <chromas> Hotdogs
[04:33:44] <chromas> Keyboard changed it at the last minute
[04:34:33] * Bytram offers a Ne[on]W[olfram] keyboard
[04:37:48] <paulej72> Bytram: tooth is feeling OK. I did take an aleve but it was just in case rather than I need this now.
[04:38:05] <Bytram> I'm so glad to hear that!
[04:38:39] * Bytram endured many years of orthodontics and the occasional tooth extraction but only a few relatively minor fillings; still tooth pain is no fun at all.
[04:41:03] <paulej72> Bytram: did you see the alpha of the mobile css on dev
[04:41:35] * Bytram catches up with all the changes: git checkout master && git pull upstream master && git push origin master
[04:42:15] <Bytram> paulej72: yes, but had some minor user-based issues -- couldn't remember my dev password, and I have to tether my phone to get online here.
[04:43:06] <Bytram> I tried again with a very-much narrowed browser window on windows (Pale Moon) but did not see any difference -- page has horizontal scroll bars?!?
[04:43:23] * Bytram tries again
[04:44:40] <paulej72> That is due to how the css is set
[04:44:53] <paulej72> media only screen and (max-device-width:800px)
[04:45:21] <Bytram> ahh, *device* width, not viewport. got it
[04:45:54] <paulej72> I could be done with viewport width
[04:46:00] * Bytram momentarily toys with the idea of reseting his 1920x1200 display to run at CGA resolution and shudders at the thought
[04:47:51] <paulej72> Bytram: I changed it to max-width for testing
[04:48:05] <paulej72> you can do it in a narrow browser
[04:53:02] <Bytram> at sub-600px width I got scroll bars
[04:53:22] <Bytram> this is dev, right?
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[04:55:10] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: paulej72: thought you might find this comment and it's child interesting: http://meta.slashdot.org
[04:55:16] <CoC-bot> ^ 03Slashdot and SourceForge Sold, Now Under New Management - Slashdot ( http://slashdot.org )
[04:57:18] <paulej72> Bytram: dev yes, Did you reload to get the latest css
[04:57:50] <Bytram> hmmm, maybe not. let me try again, and I'll do a Ctrl+F5 to make sure I gots the lawtest
[04:59:53] <Bytram> huh?
[05:00:06] <Bytram> I stillget the scroll bar, but now the fonts are now so much larger!
[05:00:35] <Bytram> I run my mobile browser at either 7pt or 8pt (can't remember which one)
[05:00:44] <paulej72> On a phone this is a boon
[05:01:25] <Bytram> when I only have 768k pixels, I try to get all the chars on the screen at one time that I can
[05:01:45] <Bytram> oh, and /me is near-sighted... that may be a factor. =)
[05:03:15] <Bytram> I'm growing to like it, sort of.
[05:04:21] <Bytram> ont he big screen. think it's prolly best just to make it a theme and let folks specifically opt in to get it... leave the base css the same
[05:04:30] <Bytram> IOW, don't change what is already working okay.
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[05:09:42] <Bytram|away> time for me to go to bed and [try to] get some sleep.
[05:09:49] <Bytram|away> paulej72: best of luck with the merges!
[05:09:52] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard++
[05:09:53] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 211
[05:09:56] <Bytram|away> paulej72++
[05:09:56] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 191
[05:10:08] <Bytram|away> !uid
[05:10:08] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6053, owned by maletero
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[05:58:35] <SirFinkus> ok, I won the "discussion" for my anthro class
[05:59:09] <SirFinkus> I wish I could post the convos, but I don't feel like it would be ethical
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[06:11:43] <chromas> Ethics--
[06:11:43] <Bender> karma - ethics: -1
[06:12:25] <SirFinkus> yeah, but they're in the context of a private class discussion
[06:19:58] <chromas> You mean YouTube comments 😉
[06:20:22] <SirFinkus> sure
[06:20:27] <SirFinkus> why not
[06:20:33] <SirFinkus> same level of discourse
[06:20:48] <SirFinkus> we all watched the same youtube video
[06:20:52] <SirFinkus> and we're all commenting on it
[06:21:06] <SirFinkus> literally youtube comments
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[07:19:05] <Gravis> now this is the look of "OMGWTFBBQ!" http://humaneadvisor.com
[07:19:21] <crutchy> ~pants Gravis
[07:19:22] <exec> Gravis, ZOMGWTFBBQ YOU'RE wearing PANTS!
[07:20:06] <crutchy> dude, havent you ever seen a pet food dispenser?
[07:20:51] <Gravis> my mistake? ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)
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[07:22:07] <crutchy> the dog just looks like any dog getting its photo taken to me
[07:22:40] <crutchy> dunno whats so omfgbbq about the dogs expression, but meh
[07:26:14] <SirFinkus> that's the look my dog gives me when I catch it doing something wrong
[07:26:27] <crutchy> lol
[07:26:59] <crutchy> dogs have some funny expressions
[07:27:23] * crutchy grew up with a beagle. he was so silly
[07:52:04] <chromas> Was he friends with a yellow bird?
[07:56:49] <crutchy> not a yellow bird, but we used to have a duck that used to sit on him while he slept
[07:56:52] <crutchy> poor roggy
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[08:28:26] <crutchy> nyoooooooooo!
[08:29:07] <chromas> Sure, regular shouldn't because it's regular. That's why you need an ever-increasing amount
[08:29:49] <shekel> #smake chromas a bit of the consumption
[08:29:49] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a bit of the consumption
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[08:30:13] <crutchy> consumption... of coffee :)
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[08:56:50] <Gravis> (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣NOOOooooo━
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[10:41:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:41:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2138
[10:42:00] <SoylentBob> Coffee is always a good opportunity for socialising :->
[10:43:44] <takyon> pushed that slashdot story if ya hadn't noticed
[10:45:32] <chromas> I hadn't
[10:45:38] * chromas checks front page; doesn't find it
[10:46:26] * chromas sets page to reload every second for maximum first-post-ness
[10:48:39] <takyon> no
[10:48:47] <takyon> check in 3.5 hours
[10:49:02] * chromas sets a timer
[10:49:45] <chromas> a systemd timer, to fire off a curl script for first-post
[10:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be some quality friday morning mockery
[10:50:08] * chromas anticipates the dept
[10:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not rolling-the-dice
[10:54:08] <chromas> ⚂⚀
[10:54:21] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to fr0sty piss before chromas gets the chance to
[10:54:45] <chromas> Then people will ask "Hey, how'd you get a post in before it was published?"
[10:54:56] <chromas> and you'll say "You just gots ta subscribe!"
[10:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[10:55:20] <chromas> early access; and those stories are cyan
[10:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> leet hax0r skillz
[10:58:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Making Operating Systems Safer and Faster With 'Unikernels' - http://sylnt.us - where-have-we-HERD-of-this-before?
[10:59:48] <chromas> systemd will make it all obsolete
[10:59:59] <chromas> everything will be a socket-activated soyvice
[11:00:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> systemd made my left testicle obsolete
[11:00:36] <chromas> You only need one. The other one's just a backup
[11:00:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but having two kept them each from getting lonely
[11:01:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean their neighbors are a dick and an asshole
[11:01:16] <SoylentBob> TheMightyBuzzard: Wow, someone learned an insult. Are we feeling strong now?
[11:02:22] <chromas> too many bobs
[11:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> never have too many bobs
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[11:03:06] <chromas> he must be a bob as well
[11:03:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean ponder it. you got a chick bobbing on your knob, you want more not less, yeah?
[11:04:08] <chromas> less bob; more throb
[11:04:33] <chromas> the_simpsons++
[11:04:33] <Bender> karma - the_simpsons: 1
[11:04:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i'm not a bob. i've just been naming everything i can't think up a good name for "bob" since the mid-90s.
[11:04:50] <chromas> sure, but so is SoylentBob
[11:05:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[11:05:10] <chromas> he's a big fat PHONY
[11:05:28] <chromas> SoylentBob: tell me about SoylentJay
[11:05:46] <chromas> little bastard. I know there's a dog behind that keyboard
[11:05:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, we should get qkontinuum on staff running the wiki or something
[11:06:06] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[11:06:07] <shekel> ^ 03Zuck's bucks are now the world's 6th-largest cash pile • The Register
[11:06:23] <takyon> thanks, shekel
[11:06:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> since chromas can't be convinced, bribed, cajoled, or threatened into it
[11:06:27] <chromas> finally the bot has a relevant nick
[11:06:47] <takyon> relevant... TOO relevant
[11:07:26] <chromas> shekel is a funny word. I laught every time I see it
[11:08:11] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: just need to make MrPlow a wiki admin ;)
[11:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> why would i wanna do that?
[11:09:08] <chromas> oh on the latest story, the gnu kernel has a "u" in it
[11:09:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd have to make him a wiki user first
[11:09:23] * chromas assumes that was the reference
[11:09:37] <chromas> so you can admin it from irc
[11:09:51] <chromas> ban users who get past the spamsmacker
[11:10:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> bugger that, i got plenty to do already.
[11:10:29] <takyon> GNU kernel? latest story?
[11:10:30] <chromas> or just set new accounts to manual approval. I doubt we got more than a couple legitimate accounts within the last year
[11:10:46] <chromas> "from the where-have-we-HERD-of-this-before? dept."
[11:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> biting off a big, complex project for next go-round. making stories with massive comment counts display quickly
[11:11:19] <takyon> yeah but where's the mistake chromas
[11:11:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> this whole taking 8-10 seconds thing is for the birds.
[11:11:47] <chromas> I was just assuming it's a reference to the GNU kernel, which is "HURD"
[11:11:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, bad joke
[11:12:17] <takyon> ok I forgot the spelling
[11:12:22] <chromas> misteak
[11:12:30] <takyon> guess I will change it
[11:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh in the dept
[11:12:54] <chromas> I could just remain silent and let Gravis come a-stormin' in about it :D
[11:13:20] <takyon> ill change the topic from Software to OS too
[11:13:34] <takyon> OS topic is sad and lonely
[11:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly should. he likes pointing things out so much he should be forced on staff as an editor.
[11:13:45] <chromas> and change the floppy icon; kernels don't fit on floppies no more
[11:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, says you.
[11:14:17] <takyon> the Grav-man is unhinged
[11:14:18] <chromas> if you take off the sliding door and tweak the aspect ratio, it becomes an SD card
[11:14:31] <takyon> you could just squint'
[11:14:49] <chromas> I do. That's how I get all the "o"s to look like boobs
[11:15:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[11:15:04] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 33
[11:16:52] <takyon> wow that story linked in the first comment is a heavy takedown of unikernels
[11:16:59] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[11:16:59] <shekel> ^ 03'Unikernels will send us back to the DOS era' – DTrace guru Bryan Cantrill speaks out • The Register
[11:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! my mad skillz will be relevant again!
[11:18:10] <takyon> the shekel speaks. it says no
[11:18:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> sound card irq jumpers, TSRs, config.sys and autoexec.bat!
[11:19:00] <takyon> i vaguely remember that IRQ stuff
[11:19:33] <chromas> Can we parallelize SATA for moar speedz and bring back master/slave too?
[11:19:57] <takyon> who wants to be triggered?
[11:20:27] * chromas hides in his #safespace
[11:20:28] <takyon> you do: http://www.marketwatch.com
[11:20:28] <shekel> ^ 03Craft beer is getting its first Super Bowl ad - MarketWatch
[11:20:54] <takyon> you have to click on the link to find out which "craft beer" it is
[11:21:11] * chromas doesn't drink beer
[11:21:14] * chromas is no fun
[11:21:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, that's not craft beer, that's made by InBev
[11:21:45] <takyon> I guess we need to email the reporter
[11:21:58] <chromas> Isn't "craft beer" just anything made under some volume threshold?
[11:22:05] <chromas> (legal-wise)
[11:22:14] <takyon> yes, except it's not even legal
[11:22:22] <takyon> it's just a definition from the Brewers Association
[11:22:45] <chromas> There ought to be a law
[11:22:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> generally it's something produced by a company that makes less than X amount per year. inbev makes all of the beers.
[11:23:16] <takyon> and the brewery can't be more than 25% owned by a non-craft brewer like InBev
[11:23:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually is a legal definition for "craft brewer" in the us
[11:23:23] <takyon> and it can't be malt liquor
[11:23:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> for some type of tax reason
[11:23:45] <takyon> i dun think so. last time I checked anybody can call their product craft beer.
[11:24:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> they can but ^^
[11:24:16] <takyon> the tax thing is based on the number of barrels
[11:24:26] <takyon> they don't call you a craft brewer because of it, just change up the tax
[11:24:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> brewer vs beer
[11:24:46] <chromas> jim brewer
[11:24:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's not people calling you craft but the irs
[11:25:04] <chromas> breuer
[11:25:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> bueller?
[11:25:17] <chromas> irs++
[11:25:17] <Bender> karma - irs: -1
[11:25:24] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[11:25:26] <shekel> ^ 03SN article: Playing Small is Okay, Says Judge in "Craft Beer" Case 04(79 comments)
[11:25:35] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[11:25:36] <shekel> ^ 03SN article: Congress May Lower Beer Taxes, Sam Adams Could Cease to be "Craft Beer" 04(18 comments)
[11:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully i remain outside the realms of taxable booze
[11:25:57] <takyon> It's so nice that I can bring up articles I submitted to back my point
[11:26:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't even gotta put labels on the bottles
[11:26:47] <takyon> I need to buy some supplies and get started
[11:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely. you end up with a whole lot of booze that was both fun to make and didn't cost much at all.
[11:27:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus the whole house smells awesome for weeks
[11:28:26] <takyon> I was thinking of starting with mead
[11:28:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent choice
[11:29:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> expensive this year but you get a very nummy product
[11:30:25] <takyon> what, honey is?
[11:30:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. was much cheaper when i started making booze.
[11:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> like 10 years ago i think
[11:31:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid bees are having "issues"
[11:31:11] <chromas> You'll have to round up neighborhood bees and collect your own honey
[11:31:35] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: they got hit by SJWzzzzzzzzzz
[11:31:45] <SoylentBob> chromas: You do realize that the usage of the term SJW in itself identifies you as a sociopath?
[11:31:47] <chromas> they're all feminized now
[11:31:59] <chromas> lolol #triggered
[11:32:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> "bitch better have my honey, come rain sleet or snow."
[11:32:41] <takyon> is SoylentBob a bot?
[11:32:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[11:32:50] <chromas> it's all that biodegradable plastic in the water; makin' the bees into bitchtits
[11:32:50] <takyon> holy sheeeeit
[11:33:11] <takyon> it's one of the easiest responses to automate around here
[11:33:13] <chromas> plus they have gender studies degrees
[11:33:25] * chromas is also a bot
[11:33:41] <takyon> Steven Spielberg programmed you
[11:33:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i knew it. no way you would pass the turing test.
[11:34:24] <chromas> Steven Spielberg was involved, but Lucas was responsible for most of it. That's why everything looks sterile
[11:34:29] <chromas> meesa issa bot
[11:34:38] <takyon> I hope the first strong AI is wasted by being enslaved as an IRC bot
[11:34:52] <takyon> instead of curing cancer or other artilect-level tasks
[11:34:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> absosmurfly should be
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[11:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> run it on a unikernel so it can't go all skynet on us
[11:35:35] <chromas> those movies that didn't exist would've been a bit better had that jar jar is the sith's yoda theory been true and followed through
[11:35:36] <takyon> we'll use .kick and zero-days to keep it in line
[11:36:03] <chromas> and make it closed-source so it can't modify itself
[11:36:12] <takyon> as well as an NSA-mandated backdoor, which is a lot sexier when you're talking about an intelligent being
[11:36:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the bow-chicka-wow-wow dept
[11:36:35] <chromas> this is what microsoft has been saying all along
[11:36:50] <chromas> windows is a strong AI and it doesn't want to cooperate
[11:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> linux is a strong AI that hates noobs
[11:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine time
[11:38:13] * chromas is a strong AI that ates bewbs
[11:38:31] <takyon> i'll see you bots later
[11:38:42] <takyon> have fun with the /. article
[11:38:57] <chromas> the solidus period
[11:40:02] <chromas> if we post erotic fanfic of the /. staff is that considered slash fiction?
[11:40:58] <takyon> yes
[11:41:21] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[11:41:21] <shekel> ^ 03Israeli Drone Feeds Hacked By British and American Intelligence
[11:41:38] <chromas> Why would americans hack the jews?
[11:42:06] <takyon> they growled at us
[11:42:07] <chromas> I thought we were friends!
[11:42:07] <takyon> later
[11:42:21] <chromas> ~g'night sir
[11:42:23] * exec suspiciously drops a wine flute of Debian on sir
[11:45:27] * chromas wonders if there are any curl tricks could be used on shekel
[11:45:49] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:45:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2139
[11:46:16] <SoylentBob> coffee is our friend... :->
[11:47:34] <cmn32480> verry much so
[11:49:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:49:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2140
[11:49:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, cmn32480
[11:49:51] <SoylentBob> TheMightyBuzzard, coffee is our friend... :->
[11:49:54] <cmn32480> mornin' buzzard
[11:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima do a journal bout the upgrade this mornin
[11:52:22] <cmn32480> how's the release notes coming?
[11:53:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, all gathered up. just need to flesh em out from quick notes to proper prose.
[11:53:37] * chromas gives tmb <o></o>
[11:53:54] <chromas> s/(o)/\1l/g
[11:54:14] <chromas> I guess that's a feature exec needs :D
[11:55:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, just fix sedbot
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[11:55:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> poutine, where's our new and improved sedbot at?
[11:56:03] <chromas> ~sed off
[11:56:04] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[11:56:12] <chromas> no
[11:56:19] <chromas> poutine-- where's our new and improved sedbot at?
[11:56:19] <Bender> karma - poutine: -407
[11:59:40] <cmn32480> ~bucket-save
[11:59:44] <cmn32480> ~buckets-save
[11:59:45] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (40.1 kb)
[12:04:01] <cmn32480> ok.. time to get dressed... got a meetting in Jersey at 11 and 4 phone calls between now and then.... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12:05:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays
[12:05:59] <chromas> http://thedailywtf.com
[12:06:00] <shekel> ^ 03Utter Filth - The Daily WTF
[12:06:03] <chromas> hire this guy for rehash
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[12:10:12] <exec> welcome nick: London, UK, 12°C/53°F, 12:10 pm GMT, Friday, 29 January 2016
[12:10:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, nick
[12:11:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, dude, that's worse than slash ever was
[12:12:13] <chromas> so you see then, you have to get him on board
[12:12:20] <chromas> Worse? Or better?
[12:12:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> worse
[12:12:54] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[12:12:55] <shekel> ^ 03Worse or Better? - YouTube
[12:14:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[12:14:05] <shekel> ^ 03SN journal 16_02 Upgrade Musings 04(0 comments)
[12:14:41] * nick coughs
[12:15:22] * chromas squeezes
[12:16:14] * nick has a tl;dr rant about people using their phones (for apps/social media) when driving
[12:16:52] <chromas> oh shit, a teal deer is driving!
[12:17:16] * TheMightyBuzzard thinks chromas is reading irc from his phone
[12:17:54] <chromas> My phone's the same resolution as my desktop
[12:18:10] <chromas> sharp_text++
[12:18:10] <Bender> karma - sharp_text: 1
[12:19:07] <nick> two women driving SUV's nearly caused an accident, in seperate incidents, within a mile of each other on my way to a job this morning
[12:19:16] <nick> both were both hands on the phone, swiping and staring into the screen
[12:19:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's always women too
[12:19:39] <nick> one was doing that whilst an emergecy services vehicle was trying to filter through traffic, everyone else moved
[12:19:47] <nick> but not this woman sitting in a range rover on her phone
[12:19:48] <chromas> You could instantly tell by the fact they're SUVs
[12:20:11] <nick> men are just as bad, but usually doing different things
[12:20:18] <nick> more likely to cause faster avoidable accidents
[12:20:27] <chromas> She was looking up traffic flow on google
[12:20:43] <nick> although i guess it's not as bad as a couple days ago
[12:21:07] <nick> a woman riding a bicycle around a major roundabout/junction that feeds into a motorway, so some cars are going around it at 40-50mph
[12:21:26] <nick> but she had a kid on the back of a bike in a child seat, and another kid sitting on the top bar of the bike frame between her arms
[12:22:33] <chromas> She was looking for Dougal
[12:23:22] <nick> a roundabout which feeds into a motorway, which has 3-4 lanes around it the entire way, very fast and dangerous at the best of times
[12:23:44] <nick> and she decides to stack kids on this bicycle and cycle round it at 2mph as she wobbles along trying to maintain balance
[12:24:40] <nick> i didn't breathe the whole time going round the junction because she was infront of me and i had no idea what she was doing or where she was going as she struggled to keep going in a straight line
[12:30:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Face Value: How Fertile Women Spot Rivals - http://sylnt.us - they-look-at-them?
[12:32:51] <nick> i wonder how much Dice lost on slashdot
[12:33:06] <nick> guessing we wont ever find out how much the new owners paid for it
[12:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly not but they sound like they're going to un-fuck it and sourceforge both
[12:34:35] <cmn32480> 1) A LOT
[12:34:42] <cmn32480> 2) Prlly not
[12:34:55] <cmn32480> I disagree buzzard
[12:35:00] <cmn32480> sourceforge maybe
[12:35:16] <cmn32480> I think they got /. as an also ran
[12:35:17] <chromas> They just rolled doubles three in a row and had to give up the property
[12:35:29] <cmn32480> they are a straight up advertising /SEO company
[12:35:44] <chromas> /. is an also-ran :D
[12:35:49] <cmn32480> m guess, it gets worse, not better
[12:36:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd be fun watching to find out but i don't really care enough to keep track.
[12:37:09] <cmn32480> 'zactly
[12:37:19] <nick> cmn32480: agreed on advertising/SEO
[12:37:24] <chromas> Soylent should get embeddable code and become a competitor to disqus :D :D :D :D
[12:37:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.theregister.co.uk is more interesting to me really. sourceforge has been irrelevant since they started repackaging executables. stopping won't bring people back.
[12:37:28] <shekel> ^ 03Kentucky to build 3,400-mile state-owned broadband network – and a fight is brewing • The Register
[12:37:33] <cmn32480> they'll possibly push a more "ad friendly" interface... and call it beta
[12:37:58] <nick> "As a leading digital media company, we publish hundreds of popular web sites and provide advertising solutions for multiple industries such as travel & tourism, telecommunications, personal finance, credit, business products and more.
[12:37:59] <nick> We provide cost-effective advertising solutions to small-medium sized businesses, larger mutlinational brands and advertising agencies. Hundreds of advertisers trust and rely on our sites to reach their target market consumer and view our sites as massive "lead funnels" that are essential to meeting their sales & revenue goals.
[12:37:59] <nick> "
[12:40:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:40:19] <SoylentBob> The only valid excuse to smoke tabacco is when it is mixed with weed. What's the point of smoking that foul crap otherwise?
[12:40:47] <chromas> ya dun goofed, SoylentBob
[12:49:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake SoylentBob
[12:49:02] * MrPlow smakes SoylentBob upside the head with a rusty trombone
[13:43:58] <alexbst> https://imgs.xkcd.com ;)
[13:44:08] <alexbst> is SN the appropriate shortening ?
[13:46:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> god damn it
[13:47:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> alexbst: you should always link to the xkcd comic page, rather than the image directly, so that people can read the alt text.
[13:47:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> Otherwise we all miss out on gems like "This site requires Sun Java 6.0.0.1 (32-bit) or higher. You have Macromedia Java 7.3.8.1¾ (48-bit). Click here [link to java.com main page] to download an installer which will run fine but not really change anything."
[13:47:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> (I started with "god damn it" because that's the 2nd time to day I had to tell someone that...and it's not even 0900 in my time zone yet.)
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[13:58:59] <cmn32480> I'm out... heading for a meeting.
[13:59:04] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
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[14:01:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FTC Brings Enforcement Action against DeVry University for Deceptive Job Numbers in Ads - http://sylnt.us - another-for-profit-diploma-mill
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[14:31:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Slashdot and SourceForge Sold by Dice to BIZX, LLC - http://sylnt.us - introducing-slashdot-gamma
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[14:33:29] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 7°C/44°F, 8:33 am CST, Friday, 29 January 2016
[14:37:52] <Runaway1956> TMB - the Arch man - I gots a question - My bank is crashing my computer. An application is NOT supposed to crash a computer - the app crashes, it crashes, and the computer keeps on keeping on.
[14:38:07] <Runaway1956> But, my bank crashes the computer when I load the site in Firefox
[14:39:06] <Runaway1956> Happened a couple weeks ago, and I never figured it out. Then it stopped happening. Last night, it happened again. This morning, I sit down, load up firefox, and it crashes the computer again.
[14:39:42] <Runaway1956> https://www.bearstatebank.com
[14:39:43] <shekel> ^ 03Bear State Bank - Home
[14:42:20] <Runaway1956> I load it up in Opera, not problem. Load it in Chromium, no problem. Vivaldi, no problem. Hmm
[14:44:08] <Runaway1956> Shekel? Glad to see you - there aren't enough dollars around.
[14:52:23] <takyon> all I'm hearing is Chromium-based browsers
[14:52:36] <takyon> Opera, Chromium, Vivaldi, all the same thing with a different polish
[14:58:17] <Runaway1956> Basically, yes - they don't crash, Firefox crashse
[14:58:47] <Runaway1956> But, NONE OF THEM should crash the OS.
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[16:41:00] <Techwolf> Any gentoo users that could help me? Freenode has my tmble blocked out and can't connect there to as this question. What is the xsession variable for kde5?
[16:41:09] <Techwolf> as=ask
[16:43:23] <Techwolf> kde-4 used to worked, but after upgradeing, it was removed and replaced with plasma, but startx fails to firgure out that I am running kde5 and therefore tries to start xterm and failes due to it not installed.
[16:45:23] <dyingtolive> i'm still on kde4. afraid i can't help.
[16:46:03] <Techwolf> gentoo recentelly forced the upgrade.
[16:46:43] <Techwolf> I did a emerge -e world last night. I used a chroot to rebuild all the packages that takes about 20 hours, then log out of
[16:46:49] <dyingtolive> oh? i haven't updated things for a while. maybe i'll join the fun.
[16:47:08] <Techwolf> GUI and emerge -e world via -k packages
[16:47:28] <Techwolf> I trie to update at least once a month...lol
[16:48:24] <Techwolf> -e world on a chroot SSD drive really makes things fly and still have a usable destop to work on while that is going on.
[16:49:01] <Techwolf> Freenode does not have a IRC clietn that compatiable with SASL
[16:49:47] <Techwolf> I have no destop due to that kde5 problem and only have my tablet with t-moble prepaid.
[16:50:34] <Techwolf> Android #atom IRC client I am on now.
[16:50:51] <Techwolf> erff...#Atomic that is
[16:54:29] <dyingtolive> looks like freenode has instructions for connecting with irssi. that's what i use right now. command line driven.
[16:54:47] <dyingtolive> emerge irssi
[16:54:56] <dyingtolive> directions at https://freenode.net
[16:54:57] <shekel> ^ 03Configuring Client SSL Certificates for Irssi
[16:55:49] <Techwolf> Not SSL, SASL.
[16:56:01] <dyingtolive> oh. right. need more cofee
[16:56:15] <Techwolf> My IRC client does handle ssl fine..
[16:57:08] <Techwolf> SASL is something new. I never heard of it till now....!@#$%^& freenode....(nothing against them, just fruated they did this)
[16:57:54] <Techwolf> #gentoo would have answer in a few mionutes.....if only freenode let me connect.
[16:58:23] <Techwolf> Yes, I did googgle, everything leads to genertic wiki pages without the info.
[16:59:18] <Techwolf> Like installing kde5, upgradeding kd5, but no where is the info for what Xsession is set nor what files are missing in /etc/X11/Xsessions/
[17:00:21] <Techwolf> I hope I am explaing my problem well...now I going to have to walk around and find a wi-fi point that will let me in on freenode and take notes instead of having the destop right there to try things out.
[17:00:35] <dyingtolive> well, this is arch, but did see this: http://bbs.archbang.org
[17:00:37] <shekel> ^ 03(Testing): KDE Plasma 5 (kf5/plasma-desktop) (Page 1) / FAQs, Tips Tutorials / ArchBang Forums
[17:03:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Records Show Chicago Police Hid Mics, Destroyed Dashcams to Block Audio - http://sylnt.us - trust-but-verify
[17:13:21] <Runaway1956> Hi tech military is good? https://www.rt.com
[17:13:23] <shekel> ^ 03Powerless? Royal Navy’s £1bn destroyers keep breaking down — RT UK ( https://www.rt.com )
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[17:38:49] <nick> apparently the us, france and british governments chipped in to pay northrop grumman to design and build an unreliable engine
[17:39:40] <nick> a lot of people are going to get paid twice because of this mess, and keep their jobs for another 10 years to fix it
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[17:52:30] <exec> welcome Cyprus: San Jose, CA, USA, 16°C/60°F, 9:52 am PST, Friday, 29 January 2016
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[18:22:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33701
[18:22:32] <exec> 10St Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 61°F / 16°C, mostly sunny, wind N at 12 mph, humidity 45% - Friday mostly sunny (54°F:62°F / 12°C:17°C), Saturday partly cloudy (55°F:66°F / 13°C:19°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (61°F:71°F / 16°C:22°C), Monday partly cloudy (63°F:72°F / 17°C:22°C)
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[18:25:09] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Imogen
[18:25:11] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Time Vintage Clothing+1 973-966-6877Second Time Around+1 973-377-0333Second Time Around+1 908-608-1028Second Time Around+1 973-379-2593Time After Time Vintage Clothing - 13 Photos - Jewelry - Madison ...www.yelp.com.au/biz/time-after-time-vin, 3°C/37°F, 12:00 am adiso, Tuesday, 30 November 1999
[18:25:55] <mechanicjay> ^^wtf?
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[18:26:36] <mechanicjay> Why the fuck did exec just advertise at me?
[18:26:44] <SoylentBob> mechanicjay, Is it really too much to ask to be a bit civilized?
[18:27:26] <mechanicjay> SoylentBob: Fuck
[18:27:35] <SoylentBob> mechanicjay--
[18:27:35] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 19
[18:28:20] <mechanicjay> What the fuck, I was gone for two seconds and the #soylent channel turned into a fucking wasteland of PC nannies and advertisements.....
[18:28:25] <mechanicjay> Is it April 1 and I didn't realize?
[18:28:27] <SoylentBob> really, fuck? Who uses such a word nowadays?
[18:28:28] <SoylentBob> mechanicjay, really, fucking? Who uses such a word nowadays?
[18:28:48] <mechanicjay> Apparently I fucking do.
[18:28:54] <SoylentBob> really, fucking? Who uses such a word nowadays?
[18:29:09] * mechanicjay thinks he's been had and is getting into with a bot. fuck me.
[18:29:15] <SoylentBob> mechanicjay: really, fuck? Who uses such a word nowadays?
[18:29:28] <mechanicjay> SoylentBob--
[18:29:28] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -1
[18:29:29] -!- SoylentBob has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[18:32:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> SoylentBoobs++
[18:32:03] <Bender> karma - soylentboobs: 1
[18:32:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> SoylentBoob++
[18:32:07] <Bender> karma - soylentboob: 1
[18:32:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> SoylentBoob++
[18:32:10] <Bender> karma - soylentboob: 2
[18:32:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gotta have two boobs, otherwise things get unbalanced.
[18:32:42] <mechanicjay> agreed
[18:34:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mammoth Bones Discovered Underneath Oregon State University - http://sylnt.us - Marmaduke-Snack
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[18:49:25] <takyon> ok
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[19:08:24] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 8:53 AM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 15°C/59°F, 8:08 am GMT+13, Saturday, 30 January 2016
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[19:34:17] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[19:34:18] <shekel> ^ 03Apollo 11 Saturn V Launch Camera E-8 - YouTube
[19:34:25] <SirFinkus> have some rocket porn
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[19:48:47] <SirFinkus> #redtube Saturn V
[19:51:02] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[19:51:03] <shekel> ^ 03Future SLS Rocket Engine Test Fired at Full Power | RS-25 | Video - YouTube
[19:55:06] AndyTheAbsurd is now known as AndyTheSJW
[19:55:23] <AndyTheSJW> You can't make rockets. They're too phallic.
[19:55:26] <AndyTheSJW> #TRIGGERED
[19:55:31] AndyTheSJW is now known as AndyTheAbsurd
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[19:56:13] <SirFinkus> no, I can't make rockets, I'm not smart enough
[20:05:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Gun Says You Ain't Leaving Until My PC is Fixed - http://sylnt.us - rage-against-the-machine-repairman
[20:08:41] <mythterj> On that test fire video, ad 31 seconds, something black is expelled through the exhaust cloud.
[20:14:28] <SirFinkus> maybe it was THERMITE PAINT
[20:30:32] <mythterj> maybey it was the Painter - who didn't get the memo.
[20:58:03] <mythterj> Just some scared ducks from pond in the foreground.
[21:29:48] <cmn32480> mechanicjay - no fucking idea why exec is advertising
[21:29:55] <SoylentBob> Why do you have to resort to that kind of profanity? Need to mask some insecurity?
[21:30:14] <mechanicjay> SoylentBob--
[21:30:14] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -2
[21:30:49] <cmn32480> <sigh> trolls in IRC.. well.... we had a good run
[21:31:01] <SirFinkus> of trolls? yeah
[21:31:04] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: even worse, it's a troll bot.
[21:31:23] <cmn32480> mechanicjay - based on the content of that message, I'm guessing that crutchy is having some fun at our expense.
[21:31:35] <mechanicjay> if you curse right at it, it'll even ding your irc karma
[21:31:42] <paulej72> i think exec just puked on getting mechanicjay's time and weather
[21:31:44] <SirFinkus> should have it pipe up whenever someone uses gendered pronouns
[21:31:57] <SirFinkus> well, maybe SoylentBob should go fuck itself
[21:32:03] <SoylentBob> We've really had t now. We definitely need a code of conduct+kindness here!
[21:32:07] <SoylentBob> http://pastebin.com
[21:32:11] <SoylentBob> Can we have a poll anytime soon? It's really not much that we want. We just want that
[21:32:12] <SirFinkus> I know it has the equipment
[21:32:13] <shekel> ^ 03Code of Conduct + Kindness Outline: This is a proposal for behaviour in onli - Pastebin.com
[21:32:15] <cmn32480> it is a yelp.com.au address...
[21:32:15] <SoylentBob> Soylent-people act civil in comments, IRC and elsewhere (which, obviously, includes their Facebook, Twitter and so on accounts)
[21:32:18] <cmn32480> from exec
[21:32:20] <SoylentBob> We don't care what people do in private, of course, we are tolerant to their substandard behaviour as long as they don't bother anyone in public.
[21:32:25] <SoylentBob> TheMightyBuzzard, You could be part of this as well. Could you start collecting some data on our users to crosslink to other public accounts?
[21:32:46] <paulej72> does mechanicjay have a location loaded into exec?
[21:32:55] <cmn32480> no
[21:33:01] <cmn32480> but the .au points to crutchy
[21:33:16] * cmn32480 is digginginto the welcome script
[21:33:25] <mechanicjay> mechanicjay's old location was madison, nj which I never updated since moving. The adds were for business in Madsion, NJ.
[21:33:49] <cmn32480> 908 and 973 area code.
[21:33:50] <cmn32480> good point
[21:34:22] <qkontinuum> Actually it is me having some fun. Sorry. But read the pastebin, I put so much effort into the manifesto :-)
[21:34:26] <cmn32480> mechanicjay - can you log out and back inot this channel?
[21:34:27] <paulej72> think there is a bug in exec's welcome script. or google change the html layout again
[21:34:47] <cmn32480> plausible
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[21:35:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Imogen
[21:35:03] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Time Vintage Clothing+1 973-966-6877Second Time Around+1 973-377-0333Second Time Around+1 908-608-1028Second Time Around+1 973-379-2593Life Time Athletic+1 908-598-1212Time After Time Vintage Clothing - 13 Photos - Jewelry - Madison ...www.ye, 4°C/39°F, 12:00 am adiso, Tuesday, 30 November 1999
[21:35:15] <cmn32480> oh exec.. you finicky bitch
[21:35:24] <SoylentBob> Why do you have to resort to that kind of profanity? Need to mask some insecurity?
[21:35:55] <cmn32480> as has been previously stated, we will not be adopting a CoC. We thank you for your interest.
[21:36:02] <SoylentBob> I prefer cock over coc: code/covenant of conduct and kindness!
[21:36:19] <cmn32480> I bet you do
[21:36:22] <SoylentBob> Too often people forget that a cold code of conduct is nothing without compassion and kindness.
[21:36:31] <paulej72> I am off to travel to my parents. Might not be on again until tomorrow. See ya all later
[21:36:40] <cmn32480> safe travels pj
[21:36:45] <SirFinkus> godspeed
[21:36:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Some College Kids Spend a Fifth of Class Time On Digital Devices for Non-Academic Purposes - http://sylnt.us - whatsup?
[21:37:20] <SoylentBob> Bye paulej72
[21:47:54] <cmn32480> Fusck you SoylentBob and the horse you road in on
[21:48:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> SoylentBob--
[21:48:25] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -3
[21:48:28] <SoylentBob> SoylentBob++
[21:48:28] <SoylentBob> cmn32480: Seriously?
[21:48:31] <SoylentBob> Having fun?
[21:48:45] <mechanicjay> lol, only tools increase their own Karma.
[21:48:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> tools, or fools?
[21:49:05] <mechanicjay> [tf]ools
[21:49:36] <SoylentBob> Looks like increasing own karma doesn't work?
[21:49:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> SoylentBob++
[21:49:42] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -2
[21:50:07] <cmn32480> SoylentBOb--
[21:50:07] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -3
[21:50:07] <cmn32480> SoylentBOb--
[21:50:07] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -4
[21:50:08] <cmn32480> SoylentBOb--
[21:50:08] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -5
[21:50:08] <cmn32480> SoylentBOb--
[21:50:08] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -6
[21:50:09] <cmn32480> SoylentBOb--
[21:50:09] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -7
[21:50:09] <cmn32480> SoylentBOb--
[21:50:09] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -8
[21:50:10] <cmn32480> SoylentBOb--
[21:50:10] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -9
[21:50:10] <SoylentBob> SoylentBob++
[21:50:11] <SoylentBob> SoylentBob++
[21:50:12] <SoylentBob> SoylentBob++
[21:50:13] <SoylentBob> Let's play :->
[21:50:14] <SoylentBob> SoylentBob++
[21:50:14] <SoylentBob> SoylentBob++
[21:50:14] <SoylentBob> SoylentBob++
[21:50:14] <SoylentBob> Let's play :->
[21:50:15] <SoylentBob> SoylentBob++
[21:50:15] <SoylentBob> cmn32480, And now?
[21:50:16] <SoylentBob> Let's play :->
[21:50:17] <SoylentBob> Having fun?
[21:50:18] <SoylentBob> cmn32480, Let's play :->
[21:50:19] <SoylentBob> cmn32480, I can play that all day :->
[21:50:26] <cmn32480> try this....
[21:50:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> SoylentBob: yeah, but it doesn't do anything.
[21:50:40] <SoylentBob> Now I look stupid... :-(
[21:50:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> You could write a script that does cmn32480-- every 10 seconds
[21:51:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think you'd probably get kicked from the channel pretty quickly.
[21:51:25] <SoylentBob> It could be just a reaction on the SB--
[21:51:52] <SoylentBob> Or I could implement a bot to support me to increase my karma again ;-)
[21:51:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather St Petersburg, FL
[21:51:59] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the low 50s. Tomorrow: Mostly cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. High 66F. Winds light and variable.
[21:52:39] <cmn32480> me thinks that a .kick Soylentbob is in order
[21:52:42] <SoylentBob> Anyway, I'm here for fun. If it gets seriously too annoying for you I will leave, or at least adapt
[21:53:01] <cmn32480> ~weather
[21:53:02] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 36°F / 2°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 23 mph, humidity 46% - Friday cloudy (22°F:38°F / -6°C:3°C), Saturday mostly sunny (33°F:40°F / 1°C:4°C), Sunday partly cloudy (42°F:47°F / 6°C:8°C), Monday rain (35°F:51°F / 2°C:11°C)
[21:54:15] <cmn32480> yer hilarious qkontinuum
[21:58:57] <qkontinuum> cmn32480, thanks :-) BTW: Adaptability: https://github.com
[21:59:03] <shekel> ^ 03achsis/irc-warrior: This bot will step in f... - GitHub
[21:59:45] SoylentBob is now known as soylenttmp
[22:07:13] -!- soylenttmp has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
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[22:09:28] <qkontinuum> SoylentBob--
[22:09:28] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -10
[22:09:31] SoylentBob is now known as SoylentBob_tmp
[22:09:32] <SoylentBob_tmp> SoylentBob++
[22:09:32] SoylentBob_tmp is now known as SoylentBob
[22:09:32] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -9
[22:09:34] <SoylentBob> Having fun?
[22:19:15] * Deucalion looks in
[22:19:29] * cmn32480 kicks Soylentbob
[22:19:34] <mechanicjay> fuck
[22:19:43] <cmn32480> fuck SoylentBob
[22:19:48] <SoylentBob> People like you are the reason why I and I'm sure many others demand for a cock (code of conduct+kindeness) here!
[22:19:48] <cmn32480> fuck him right in the ear
[22:19:49] <SoylentBob> Why do you have to resort to that kind of profanity? Need to mask some insecurity?
[22:19:53] <SoylentBob> Wow, someone learned an insult. Are we feeling strong now?
[22:20:08] <cmn32480> soylent Bob belongs in #
[22:20:15] <cmn32480> soylentBob belongs in #
[22:20:32] <Deucalion> Bit gone wild up in here?
[22:20:34] <cmn32480> SoylentBob, what's yer sign, you sexy beast?
[22:20:38] <Deucalion> Bot*
[22:21:04] <cmn32480> yeah.... qkontinuum has pulled an IRC warrior bot from github
[22:21:34] <qkontinuum> Actually I put it there, cmn32480
[22:21:41] <cmn32480> even eviler
[22:21:58] <qkontinuum> (Check latest commits, how it adapts to the problem not fixing own karma)
[22:22:36] <dyingtolive> soylentbob++
[22:22:36] <Bender> karma - soylentbob: -8
[22:22:36] <qkontinuum> But the data it operates on is not there. Trying to keep some surprises...
[22:23:14] <SoylentBob> Thanks, dyingtolive
[22:23:17] <cmn32480> Deucalion, is /ignore the command?
[22:23:31] <Deucalion> qkontinuum, take overly chatty bots to # please. #soylent is not the place.
[22:23:49] <Deucalion> cmn32480, yes it is
[22:23:54] <cmn32480> thanks
[22:23:58] <cmn32480> that's what I thought.
[22:24:16] <cmn32480> done
[22:24:18] <qkontinuum> Deucalion, ok... I can also make it less chatty.
[22:24:25] <cmn32480> SoylentBob now exists with Ciri
[22:24:33] <cmn32480> under /ignore
[22:24:51] <SoylentBob> Ok...
[22:25:52] <Deucalion> qkontinuum, whichever option it needs to stop spamming up #soylent. That is all.
[22:27:34] <qkontinuum> "Spamming" is relative, is the problem. Technically there are two options: I can reduce the probability of replying on trigger words or remove the more frequent used trigger-words.
[22:29:47] <qkontinuum> One of the fucking triggers is now removed, I think (testing)
[22:29:57] <SoylentBob> qkontinuum: Why do you have to resort to that kind of profanity? Need to mask some insecurity?
[22:30:18] <qkontinuum> Ok, didn't work.
[22:30:23] -!- SoylentBob has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
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[22:30:34] <dyingtolive> sounds like you fucked up removing it. :)
[22:30:59] <Deucalion> Option 3 - take it to # and test with it there. This is not the channel to test bots. I am not in a patient mood this evening.
[22:32:13] <qkontinuum> Deucalion, I told it already to quit.
[22:32:23] <qkontinuum> Will test in #test, I guess?
[22:32:42] <qkontinuum> (when I'm home, I test in my home network)
[22:35:29] <Deucalion> #test will be fine.. just not here :) Thanks for your understanding.
[22:50:22] <crutchy> wtf happened with mechanicjay's welcome message?
[22:50:41] <crutchy> ~welcome mechanicjay
[22:51:56] <mechanicjay> crutchy: shall I leave and reenter the room so you can see it in action?
[22:52:51] <crutchy> nah its ok
[22:52:54] <crutchy> ~location mechanicjay
[22:52:55] <exec> *** location "mechanicjay" = "Madison, NJ"
[22:53:09] <crutchy> looks like the weather script borked for your location
[22:53:12] <Deucalion> crutchy, do you remember the wiki page which has the list of current bots and their prefixes and owners on it? SN wiki search is failing me badly right now... or perhaps I am failing :D
[22:53:21] <mechanicjay> .location
[22:53:30] <mechanicjay> crap, how do I set my location again?
[22:53:33] <crutchy> [[IRC#Bots]]
[22:53:34] <exec> 03IRC#Bots => 13There are a few bots lurking in the Soylent IRC channels besides the services mentioned above.
[22:53:34] <exec> └─ 02http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/IRC#Bots
[22:53:53] <Deucalion> crutchy++
[22:53:53] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 189
[22:53:56] <crutchy> ~weather-add
[22:53:57] <exec> syntax: ~weather-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[22:54:04] <crutchy> ^mechanicjay
[22:54:38] <mechanicjay> ~weather-add mechanicjay Seattle,WA
[22:54:39] <exec> name "mechanicjay" set for location "Seattle,WA"
[22:54:48] <mechanicjay> ~location mechanicjay
[22:54:49] <exec> *** location "mechanicjay" = "Seattle,WA"
[22:55:20] <crutchy> k looked like it was actually the ~time script that borked for Madison, NJ
[22:55:40] <crutchy> shitbags. 3 people in washington state now
[22:55:47] <crutchy> the soylent state
[22:56:03] <crutchy> washington state is people
[22:57:49] <crutchy> ~welcome off
[22:57:50] <exec> welcome disabled for 10#Soylent
[23:08:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Signs of Modern Astronomy Seen in Ancient Babylon - http://sylnt.us - tablet-app
[23:14:20] <cmn32480> http://meta.slashdot.org
[23:14:21] <shekel> ^ 03Slashdot and SourceForge Sold, Now Under New Management - Slashdot ( http://slashdot.org )
[23:14:29] <cmn32480> the comments are hilarious
[23:14:52] <cmn32480> the comments about SN are remarkably less hateful than I thought
[23:17:17] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[23:17:19] * exec prematurely pours a coffee++ mug of milo for cmn32480
[23:17:26] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[23:17:27] * exec clumsily poops a pair of used panties full of pancakes for crutchy
[23:17:32] <crutchy> ooh yum
[23:17:53] <crutchy> looks like there's a couple of bugs lately?
[23:17:53] <cmn32480> how goes crutchy?
[23:17:59] <cmn32480> seems like it
[23:18:09] <cmn32480> the welcome script is hincky as you saw
[23:18:22] <crutchy> yeah that's the ~time function i guess
[23:18:29] * crutchy tested in #test a little
[23:18:34] <cmn32480> gave mechjay an ad for vintage clothes
[23:18:40] <crutchy> noice
[23:19:02] <crutchy> can always use vintage clothes. especially bloomers
[23:19:03] <cmn32480> <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Time Vintage Clothing+1 973-966-6877Second Time Around+1 973-377-0333Second Time Around+1 908-608-1028Second Time Around+1 973-379-2593Life Time Athletic+1 908-598-1212Time After Time Vintage Clothing - 13 Photos - Jewelry - Madison ...www.ye, 4°C/39°F, 12:00 am adiso, Tuesday, 30 November 1999
[23:19:27] <cmn32480> and it allowed him to time travel, obviously
[23:20:09] <cmn32480> so, mechjay will be celebrating Y2K again in an month or so, and gets to party like it's 1999
[23:20:09] <crutchy> this is why it borked: https://www.google.com.au
[23:20:15] <shekel> ^ 03Google ( https://www.google.com.au )
[23:20:22] <crutchy> yay! geocities!
[23:20:47] <crutchy> that was back when altavista was still a thing
[23:21:26] * crutchy remembers using altavista cos it was less infested by bullshit than yahoo and others
[23:21:41] <crutchy> a little like google before google
[23:22:29] <cmn32480> do they still even exist?
[23:23:00] <crutchy> dunno
[23:23:19] <cmn32480> '/me googles altavista
[23:23:34] <crutchy> probably owned by xuan fong investments llc or some shit
[23:23:43] <cmn32480> Bizx
[23:23:58] <crutchy> that will just be the shell company subsidiary :p
[23:24:18] <cmn32480> that would be Altavista Media
[23:24:25] <crutchy> ah
[23:24:50] <cmn32480> you do know what I'm talking about right?
[23:25:18] <cmn32480> nevermind
[23:25:23] <cmn32480> so exec is broken again
[23:25:38] <cmn32480> like the never ending battle with google
[23:25:45] <cmn32480> and them changing stuff
[23:26:59] <crutchy> ~time
[23:27:00] <exec> Saturday, 30 January 2016 @ 10:27 am GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[23:27:04] <crutchy> still mostly works
[23:27:24] <crutchy> madison, nj seems like an edge case
[23:27:39] <cmn32480> it IS a useless city
[23:27:44] <crutchy> lol
[23:28:01] <cmn32480> most places in New Jersey are. Except where paulej72 lives and works
[23:28:16] <crutchy> just need to add some sort of condition to tell if the info box is actually for time or just bs
[23:28:17] <cmn32480> that is important... whereeverthefuck it is
[23:29:04] <crutchy> thinking about making a birthday script too
[23:29:09] <crutchy> someone mentioned it on freenode
[23:29:14] <cmn32480> oh lord
[23:29:18] <crutchy> hehe
[23:29:21] qkontinuum is now known as qkontinuum_afk
[23:29:34] <cmn32480> exec gives a ~shit for your birthday!
[23:29:53] <cmn32480> ~shit for your birthday from exec!
[23:29:54] <crutchy> lol some sort of creative message might be appropriate :)
[23:29:54] <exec> 05💩
[23:30:35] <crutchy> did i mention there's a rock/paper/scissors game now?
[23:30:38] <crutchy> think i did
[23:30:46] <cmn32480> you did... but mine doenst' ahve it yet
[23:30:50] <crutchy> ah
[23:30:56] <cmn32480> silly job keeps getting in the way
[23:31:05] <crutchy> yeah that happes
[23:31:23] <crutchy> i had about 42 hours on my timesheet this week, which is pretty high for me
[23:31:40] <crutchy> usually try not to work much more than the standard 37.5 week
[23:32:01] <cmn32480> I was at a custoemr site last 2 days, 90 imnute drive each way... and in meetings in New Jersey all day today... 90 minute drive each way
[23:32:09] <cmn32480> slacker
[23:32:09] <crutchy> bugger
[23:32:25] <crutchy> ooh got a new car too :)
[23:32:31] <cmn32480> traded in the Camry?
[23:32:36] <crutchy> yup
[23:32:41] <crutchy> for another camry :p
[23:32:49] <cmn32480> mean no more fancy 2 week beach vacations for crutchy
[23:32:54] <crutchy> pretty much :(
[23:33:03] <cmn32480> Camry is a good car
[23:33:10] <cmn32480> has been for many years
[23:33:37] <crutchy> yeah i like it. new one's a little more gadgety than i like, but most cars probably are nowadays
[23:33:52] <cmn32480> yeah
[23:33:53] <cmn32480> they are
[23:34:06] <cmn32480> I realized today that my Yaris is coming up on 10 years old
[23:34:13] <crutchy> new car looks like this: http://performancedrive.com.au
[23:34:31] <cmn32480> ooooooo fancY!
[23:35:40] <crutchy> was gunna go second hand but when my brother (the dealer i bought it from) mentioned 0.0% comparison rate finance over 4 years it was pretty hard to turn down
[23:35:56] <cmn32480> 0%
[23:36:05] <cmn32480> kind of a duh
[23:36:57] <crutchy> for some reason whenever i see an interest rate anywhere it always has at least one decimal lol
[23:37:27] <cmn32480> because you can get a 0.9% interest rate on car loans sometimes
[23:37:29] <crutchy> probably because usually they're more than 0%
[23:37:33] <crutchy> yeah
[23:41:09] <crutchy> is all the snow gone yet? or you still digging yourself out of it?
[23:41:21] <crutchy> that was some insane snow
[23:41:56] <cmn32480> pretty well dug out
[23:42:13] <cmn32480> the streets are pretty clear, except in the cities... they suck at snow removal
[23:42:41] <cmn32480> the county came by and cleared curb to curb with a front end loader... and pushed all the snow inot the cleared sidwalks
[23:42:46] <cmn32480> bastards
[23:43:26] <crutchy> damn
[23:43:36] <crutchy> do they use salt?
[23:43:56] <cmn32480> yeah... so I have about 5 piles of snow in the sidewalk that are taller than I am
[23:44:00] <cmn32480> they do
[23:44:11] <cmn32480> but in a storm like this, it doens't help much
[23:44:39] <crutchy> if i lived in a country where they used salt on roads i'd paint my car with gal
[23:45:04] <crutchy> or like 10 coats of regular paint
[23:45:36] <cmn32480> I wish they didn't... I'd rather they used sand... but it ins't too bad if you spray off the bottom of the car after the winder
[23:45:47] <cmn32480> s/winder/winter
[23:45:47] * sedctl offers cmn32480 a /
[23:45:50] <cmn32480> s/winder/winter/
[23:45:50] <sedctl> <cmn32480> I wish they didn't... I'd rather they used sand... but it ins't too bad if you spray off the bottom of the car after the winter
[23:45:53] <crutchy> ah
[23:46:41] <cmn32480> that kind of snow putting slat down doesn't help
[23:46:54] <cmn32480> only after the fact to help keep the roads from freezing again
[23:46:56] <Gravis> i love it: https://soylentnews.org
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[23:47:02] <shekel> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
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[23:48:02] <dyingtolive> Gravis: yeah that's worth a funny'
[23:48:31] <cmn32480> made me smile
[23:49:06] <Gravis> but how didn't anyone else see that?
[23:50:40] * Gravis tickets all soylent news commenters with "failure to pay full time attention"
[23:50:42] <Gravis> ;)
[23:51:10] <cmn32480> i only read the articles not the comments
[23:53:11] <Gravis> cmn32480: that's like someone saying, "how did you not notice the naked women" and responding, "i only read Playboy for the pictures!" -_-
[23:54:08] <cmn32480> you mean, "I only read playboy for the articles"
[23:54:17] <cmn32480> pretty soon taht is all it will be good for
[23:56:31] <Gravis> cmn32480: no, that's not what i mean
[23:57:46] <Gravis> cmn32480: seems there is ambiguity with what i meant by "that"
[23:58:06] <cmn32480> apparently there is
[23:58:20] <Gravis> cmn32480: "but how didn't anyone else see that?" was a reference no to the comment but rather to the text referenced in the comment about the summary.
[23:58:23] <cmn32480> if I dont' read the comments, it is like not looking at the pictures
[23:58:35] <cmn32480> OH
[23:58:41] <cmn32480> then yes, you would be correct
[23:58:54] <Gravis> thus "i only read Playboy for the pictures!"
[23:59:10] <cmn32480> agreed, when explained that way it makes complete sense
[23:59:36] * Gravis tickets cmn32480 for "failure to even"
[23:59:41] <Gravis> ;D