#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-28

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[00:02:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Baidu Entering The Driverless Car Race - http://sylnt.us - look-out-Google
[00:17:51] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[00:17:52] * exec clumsily hurls an assfull of broiled hog anus at #soylent
[00:17:56] <cmn32480> can I go postal yet?
[00:18:12] <chromas> no
[00:18:22] <chromas> wait for Postal Fridays
[00:18:33] * cmn32480 charges his high capacity magazines in anticipation
[00:19:00] <cmn32480> an assful of broiled hog anus pretty well covers my day
[00:19:13] <chromas> Manic Monday, Taco Tuesday, Hump Day, um…Thursday, then Postal Friday
[00:19:41] <cmn32480> Hump Day? You mean Whip-em-Out Wednesday?
[00:19:59] <chromas> Oh, today's the day where All is Lost. Thursday is Calm Before the Storm
[00:20:31] <cmn32480> Take-this-job-and-shove-it Thursday?
[00:23:37] <chromas> Then the weekend is plot resolution and the weekend is the epilogue
[00:23:42] <chromas> goddamn editing
[00:23:51] <chromas> or lack thereof
[00:24:05] <chromas> am I supposed to look at what I type before I send it?
[00:24:19] <cmn32480> I don't really care.
[00:24:23] <cmn32480> I wan't looking wither
[00:24:26] * chromas slips cmn32480 a chocolate cake
[00:24:55] * cmn32480 looks for the file inside so he can get out of this jail
[00:24:55] * chromas Cs what you didthr
[00:25:17] <cmn32480> one of those days chromas...
[00:25:34] <cmn32480> spent all day at a custoemr site, watching emails bitchign about my lack of response to emails flow in
[00:25:47] <chromas> They check for files, so what I did was just heavily fortify the cake with iron filings. You'll have to parse them out and mold them into a file
[00:26:12] <cmn32480> so... eat it and shit out a file? that might be tough on my broiled hog anus
[00:26:14] <chromas> shitty
[00:26:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> it feels like beer-thirty.
[00:26:26] <cmn32480> skipped beer.
[00:26:31] <cmn32480> straight to the liquor
[00:26:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[00:26:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> all i got left is my emergency flask and beer.
[00:27:01] <chromas> good idea. Spike their coffee
[00:27:12] <cmn32480> with arsenic
[00:27:54] * TheMightyBuzzard fires up some jimmy buffet and starts working on his bac
[00:28:32] <cmn32480> 5 o'clock somewhere...
[00:28:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ how it got here i haven't a clue ♫
[00:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ but there's booze in the blender, soon it will render, that frozen concoction that helps me hold on ♫
[00:31:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> aright, where's EF?
[00:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://youtu.be
[00:33:58] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Jimmy Buffett - Full Concert - 08/03/08 - Newport Folk Festival (OFFICIAL) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:40:16] <cmn32480> ♫Wastin' away again in Margaritaville♫
[00:40:28] <cmn32480> ♫Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt♫
[00:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's the spirit!
[00:44:16] <cmn32480> ♫I really do appreciate the fact your sittin' here"
[00:44:35] <cmn32480> ♫Your voice sounds so wonderful, but your face don't look to clear♫
[00:44:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, dev is currently sporting a bit of mobile friendly css. should show up on phones or anything else running less than 800 wide screen resolution.
[00:45:06] <cmn32480> ♫So barmaid bring a pitcher! Another round of brew♫
[00:45:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, damned straight!
[00:45:28] <cmn32480> ♫Honey why don't we get drunk and screw♫
[00:46:33] * TheMightyBuzzard grabs another beer
[00:47:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> went to the fridge and got scared cause there was only four beers left in it.
[00:48:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> then remembered i got more than a case of homemade cider n wine left.
[00:48:28] <cmn32480> time to get a job buzzard
[00:48:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, prolly
[00:48:36] <cmn32480> and the mobile friendly site looks great
[00:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna friendly it up a little more and call it Beta =P
[00:49:29] <cmn32480> FUCK BETA!
[00:49:32] <cmn32480> I know
[00:49:43] <cmn32480> we can find some guys who saw slash once and start our own site!
[00:49:55] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[00:50:03] <cmn32480> sorry Buzzard... yer over-qualified
[00:50:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> with blackjack, and hookers.
[00:50:11] <cmn32480> hookers and blow
[00:50:21] <cmn32480> but my cats don't spend much time on the web
[00:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay, i'll be an editor instead of a coder.
[00:50:37] <cmn32480> just click post and put a time on it
[00:50:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, n look for little red squiggly lines under stuff.
[00:51:05] <cmn32480> nah.. fuck that
[00:51:08] <cmn32480> too much work
[00:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> good point
[00:53:56] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[00:53:57] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03SN Submission by Phoenix666: Regular Caffeine Consumption Does Not Result in Extra Heartbeats
[00:54:01] <cmn32480> OH THANK GOD
[00:54:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well. i was hoping for some free ones.
[00:55:45] <cmn32480> I'd rather have jsut the right number
[00:57:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:04:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes ♫
[01:07:27] <chromas> You smoke condiments?
[01:07:37] <cmn32480> ♫Big Kosker pickle and a cold draft beer good god almighty which way do I steer?♫
[01:08:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> truly there are few musicians better to listen to whilst drinking
[01:09:18] <cmn32480> amen
[01:18:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, now i wanna get me a change in latitude
[01:19:17] * cmn32480 needs a change in attitude
[01:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> wanna go start an isp up in Antigua?
[01:20:06] <cmn32480> they got them thar nekkid beaches right?
[01:20:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ and the rum is for all your good vices ♫
[01:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, they got beaches and booze though
[01:22:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> we go around put up poles with wireless routers on em at the edge of the beaches and charge the tourists
[01:22:28] <cmn32480> The style and architecture of the all-inclusive Hawksbill resort harken back to the '60s and '70s. Some see only vintage charm reminiscent of a simpler time, while others will feel that the resort is in desperate need of renovations and updates. One feature that is surely timeless, however, is the beautiful white-sand beach with calm Caribbean waters. There are actually four beaches here -- all with fine, powdery sand and clear, calm,
[01:22:29] <cmn32480> shallow water. One of the beaches is clothing-optional, making it the only nude beach on the island. There are many places to find open lounge chairs, often in the welcome shade of a tree, all along the waterfront.
[01:22:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[01:23:05] <cmn32480> http://www.tripadvisor.com
[01:23:06] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Caribbean Clothing Optional Beaches/Snorkeling - Beach Vacations Forum - TripAdvisor
[01:23:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> only be fat old men like me on the nude one likely though
[01:23:27] <cmn32480> http://www.cmtravelonline.com
[01:23:28] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Clothing Optional Resorts in the Caribbean |
[01:24:13] <cmn32480> http://cmtravelonline.com
[01:24:13] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Clothes-Free Resorts | clothing-optional resorts | Adults-only Resorts
[01:24:18] <cmn32480> google is my friend
[01:24:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmon man, you could admin in short pants and a flowery shirt. drunk if you felt the need.
[01:25:40] <cmn32480> what abotu the wife and kids?
[01:25:50] <cmn32480> not sayign the idea isn't tempting...
[01:25:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> they hafta get their own booze
[01:25:59] <cmn32480> fair 'nuff
[01:26:08] * cmn32480 wonders what the startup costs would be
[01:26:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno really
[01:26:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly too much but hell we both know how to make do with way less than we should be able to get by with
[01:27:08] <cmn32480> amen to that
[01:27:14] <cmn32480> 'cept fo rthe wife adn kids part
[01:27:19] <cmn32480> I'd want them to coem with
[01:28:11] <cmn32480> a few grand for the first set of hardware...
[01:28:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, the naked chick shirt guy from that space thing got reinstated to the Royal Society policy committee.
[01:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, yeah. lines is what'd eat us up.
[01:28:39] <cmn32480> <blink> <blink>
[01:28:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'd bout hafta do wireless.
[01:28:54] <cmn32480> easy enough
[01:29:00] <cmn32480> Canopy...
[01:29:15] <cmn32480> or some of the less expensive outdoor gear from Zebra
[01:29:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[01:29:43] * cmn32480 notes that wireless is what I do for a living
[01:29:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> get us a couple hotels and we'd be set
[01:30:35] <cmn32480> https://www.zebra.com
[01:30:39] <cmn32480> something like this
[01:30:39] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03WLAN Access Points - AP 8163
[01:30:52] <cmn32480> mesh them out to the beach... but we gotta get power to them.
[01:30:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ i got my hushpuppies on ♫
[01:31:08] <cmn32480> and htich back to a decent cable(?) connection
[01:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> sumpin like
[01:31:26] <cmn32480> Captive portal for logins adn credit card info
[01:31:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> right
[01:32:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> be good for smartphones that wasn't getting good signal so mapping out dead spots would be a good idear.
[01:32:12] <cmn32480> that's easy
[01:32:30] <cmn32480> there is software for <$1k for that
[01:32:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's t-shirts for that on thinkgeek, ain't there?
[01:33:03] <cmn32480> I have the hat someplace
[01:33:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Releases CNTK, its Open Source Deep Learning Toolkit, on GitHub - http://sylnt.us - learning-as-we-go
[01:34:15] <cmn32480> my guys thought it would be funny
[01:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd be awesome. take turns sitting around the office with a fridge fulla booze and a good computer.
[01:35:42] <cmn32480> the office being a lounge chair on the beach, right?
[01:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, little hut close enough to see the beach. with a fridge.
[01:36:13] <cmn32480> fair'nuff
[01:36:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> close enough to the beach to wave to the other guy
[01:37:32] <cmn32480> by wave you mean raise a beer bottle in salute?
[01:38:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i never specified what to wave with. thought that woulda been obvious.
[01:38:30] <chromas> oh, is it a nude beach?
[01:38:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads i hope not.
[01:38:50] <cmn32480> I been runnign since 5am... drove 90 minutes to and from a customer site... and worked all day.
[01:39:01] * chromas expects to see EF waving his extension
[01:39:07] <cmn32480> forgive my slow reflexes and tired brain
[01:40:03] * cmn32480 pictures a buzzard in a banana hammock
[01:40:06] <cmn32480> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
[01:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> just claim you're practicing up for antigua. not like our reflexes are gonna be epic down there anyway.
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[01:40:47] <cmn32480> island time... we gotta respond to trouble calls by next week after the tourists are gone
[01:41:20] <chromas> there's a campaign to get people to set their FB profiles pics to the dead guy in Oregon
[01:41:35] <cmn32480> shocker
[01:41:52] <chromas> #libertyrevolution
[01:42:00] * chromas -> triggered
[01:42:23] * cmn32480 is feeling microagressed upon
[01:42:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, we have a local islander to go out and reboot flakey routers for $5 a pop
[01:43:02] <chromas> screw you! you have more privilege points than I do! You're oppressing me!
[01:43:06] * TheMightyBuzzard microapologizes
[01:43:29] * cmn32480 gives chromas the micro-finger
[01:43:39] <chromas> lol; I read that as "microfiber"
[01:44:02] <cmn32480> if we set it up right... we can reboot them remotely
[01:44:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[01:44:40] <cmn32480> save the $5 and take away a local job
[01:44:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> even better
[01:44:52] <chromas> Hiring someone makes you a Job Creator
[01:45:06] <chromas> Maybe you can get a tax break or something
[01:45:08] <cmn32480> firing someone before they get hired makes you smart
[01:45:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll write us up a quick, dirty, n ugly web interface for admining the thing
[01:45:34] <cmn32480> the actual routers?
[01:45:40] <cmn32480> access points, rather?
[01:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> whole shebang
[01:45:59] <cmn32480> nah the AP's have a controller
[01:46:07] <cmn32480> no need for a new interdface
[01:46:08] * chromas installs mldonkey in one of the routers
[01:46:27] * cmn32480 tells the mldonkey to kick chromas in the nads
[01:46:36] <chromas> I wear a cup
[01:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> not much to do then cept set up mrtg
[01:46:47] <chromas> Keeps the womens at bay
[01:46:56] * chromas is always prepared for a kickin'
[01:48:09] <cmn32480> http://www.sbnation.com
[01:48:10] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Oilers player shows off his smashed cup after taking a slapshot to the crotch - SBNation.com
[01:48:30] <cmn32480> and the credit card taking web page
[01:48:40] <cmn32480> <insert stripe request here>
[01:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but that's easy
[01:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> wicked easy really
[01:49:06] <cmn32480> replace the page on the controllers, and Bob's yer uncle
[01:49:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[01:49:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> man stripe was so much easier than bitcoin or paypal.
[01:50:05] <cmn32480> I bet
[01:50:35] <chromas> buttcoin
[01:50:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can basically just insert a little bit of javascript into your page template and bob's yer uncle.
[01:50:44] <chromas> does it support all the alternative xcoins?
[01:50:50] <cmn32480> no
[01:50:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, only real money
[01:50:57] <cmn32480> 4 major credit cards only
[01:51:12] <chromas> bitcoin is real-er than the others?
[01:51:26] <cmn32480> no
[01:51:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ i don't know, i don't know, i don't know where i'm-a-gonna go, when the volcano blows ♫
[01:52:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm drunk right now and i could have stripe up and running for any given site before i went to bed tonight.
[01:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> might have to switch it from testing to live in the morning if i had to learn the language the site's coded in first.
[01:56:42] <chromas> Do it
[01:56:57] <chromas> Create the site, too. We need yet another crowdfunding site
[01:58:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, think we only need to fund our corporate booze fridge. everyone else can get fucked.
[01:58:41] <cmn32480> amen
[01:58:42] <chromas> Well, but you get to take a percentage just for having a place for people to fund potato salad and shit
[01:58:58] <cmn32480> I'm gonna go have a couple more of them pretzel thingies from yesterday
[01:59:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> by pretzle thingies you mean beers? they are often found with pretzles
[01:59:30] <Runaway1956> Darwin++
[01:59:30] <Bender> karma - darwin: 3
[01:59:36] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[01:59:36] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Cocktail of Mountain Dew and racing fuel blamed in teens' deaths | Fox News
[01:59:48] <chromas> from the x-treme dept
[02:00:48] <cmn32480> https://www.pinterest.com
[02:00:48] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^✓ 03Chocolate Pretzel Bites. I believe this recipe calls for square grid pretzels, rolos and m I usually use the round pretzels (only around Christmas … | Pinteres…
[02:00:52] <cmn32480> buzzard ^^
[02:00:53] <chromas> if they wanted to go faster, they should've put the petroleum in the other end
[02:01:28] <SirFinkus> I think my anthro teacher is officially the worst teacher I've ever had
[02:01:35] <SirFinkus> all we fucking do is watch videos in her class
[02:01:41] <SirFinkus> I can do that shit at home
[02:01:55] <SirFinkus> the videos aren't anything special
[02:01:56] <SirFinkus> shit on youtube
[02:01:58] <cmn32480> back in a bit
[02:01:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[02:02:01] <cmn32480> putting kids to bed
[02:02:09] <chromas> maybe she'll slip in som home videos
[02:02:10] <SirFinkus> she even brings in tedx talks
[02:02:16] <chromas> ewwwwwwwwwwwww
[02:02:41] <SirFinkus> here's how the class goes
[02:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, someone drank my beer while i wasn't looking AGAIN
[02:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's like the fifth one
[02:03:08] <SirFinkus> 10AM "we're going to learn about <subject> today"
[02:03:18] <SirFinkus> 10:05 <video starts>
[02:03:32] <SirFinkus> 10:45 <video ends>
[02:03:47] <SirFinkus> and then "discussion" until the end of the class
[02:04:07] <SirFinkus> *I* know more about anthropology than this bitch
[02:04:27] <SirFinkus> she's butchered so much shit
[02:04:27] <chromas> She wanted to 'teach' gender studies but it was full
[02:05:15] <dyingtolive> wow. yeah, i've often throught teaching is kind of a joke profession. i mean, it SHOULDN'T be. it doesn't HAVE to be, yet stuff like that happens, and it's hardly a unique thing.
[02:05:40] <SirFinkus> my dad is a teacher, I asked him about and and he concurred with my conclusions
[02:05:44] <SirFinkus> she's utter trash
[02:06:07] <dyingtolive> did she have you all rip out the first pages of your textbooks too?
[02:06:17] <SirFinkus> no
[02:06:27] <SirFinkus> we've used the damn thing precisely once so far
[02:06:34] <SirFinkus> they wanted $80 for it
[02:06:44] <SirFinkus> I found the pdf online for free though
[02:06:46] <SirFinkus> fuck that
[02:07:37] <SirFinkus> quote from the textbook: "We are very proud of this textbook and the difference we bet it will make in your lives after you read and learn from the text."
[02:07:48] <SirFinkus> it reads like a simple english wikipedia page
[02:08:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's anthropology, man. it's not like it's real science.
[02:08:34] <SirFinkus> it should be real science though
[02:08:40] <SirFinkus> there's fucking science there
[02:08:46] <SirFinkus> shit to be measured
[02:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're studying social dynamics, that shit CAN'T be real science.
[02:09:19] <SirFinkus> sure it can
[02:09:23] <SirFinkus> it isn't, but it could be
[02:09:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you gotta have reproducible results for that.
[02:10:03] <SirFinkus> scientists study the behavior of primates all the time, we're just primates
[02:10:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> if some random jerk can't take your notes, recreate the experiment, and get the same results. yer shit wasn't doing science.
[02:10:48] <SirFinkus> you could do that in a lot of cases that are in the realm of anthropology
[02:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.cnet.com
[02:11:00] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Feds say 'Oops!' in anti-hacking deal - CNET
[02:11:32] <chromas> We could turn psychology into hard science
[02:11:41] <SirFinkus> for instance, spoken languages all have virtually the same bandwidth
[02:11:43] <chromas> Gather up random people and start experimenting on 'em
[02:11:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> only with phrenology
[02:11:49] <SirFinkus> that's science
[02:12:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> whack them in the head until their noggin is the same shape as a psychotic's, see if it results in them becoming psychotic.
[02:12:36] <chromas> it's only science if you have a control group
[02:12:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you could whack someone else randomly for control
[02:12:59] <SirFinkus> social sciences get handwaved as "not science" because the theories are difficult to test, and there are so many factors involved
[02:13:06] <chromas> whac-a-baby
[02:13:08] <SirFinkus> it doesn't mean they can't be approached scientifically
[02:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're still not science for the vast majority of the field. research sure but not proper science.
[02:13:46] <SirFinkus> even physics, you can't have a perfect control
[02:14:16] <chromas> We have a second universe for comparison
[02:14:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but your experiments work out the same every time or you disprove the hypothesis or experimental model at least.
[02:14:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't say, eh, close enough
[02:14:57] <chromas> Is Mountain Dew and racing fuel Purple Drank—Redneck Edition?
[02:15:16] <SirFinkus> you can do that with social sciences, it's just a lot harder
[02:15:23] <SirFinkus> and you run into ethical issues
[02:15:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope. that'd be everclear and peach kool-aid
[02:15:34] <chromas> That's why you just watch youtube vidyas all day instead
[02:15:43] <SirFinkus> it doesn't mean it isn't worth just throwing your hands up saying "fuck it, we'll never understand it"
[02:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, my nicotine levels is gettin low
[02:17:34] <SirFinkus> I'll agree that the "soft" sciences aren't approached with the degree of precision that the "hard" sciences require, but that doesn't mean that they aren't worth bothering with
[02:21:41] <SirFinkus> "Protester Who Was Killed: ‘I’d Rather Die Than Be Caged’"
[02:21:42] <SirFinkus> lol
[02:22:58] <Bytram|away> home
[02:24:48] <cmn32480> is where you hang your hat?
[02:25:16] <cmn32480> is the place where, when you go there, they have to take you in no matter what?
[02:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> is the place where all your stuff is.
[02:25:53] <cmn32480> so I live in a storage unit?
[02:26:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've done worse
[02:26:33] <cmn32480> touche
[02:26:55] <cmn32480> I lived in a fraternity house for 2 years
[02:27:05] <cmn32480> that was worse than a storage unit, I think
[02:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, i think i could get into the beach bum life
[02:28:37] <cmn32480> hell yes
[02:28:54] <cmn32480> if you can get me some numbers on the startup costs... I'd seriously consider it at this point
[02:29:09] <cmn32480> other question... is there a market for it?
[02:29:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly not or someone'd already be doing it
[02:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm stickin in TN for a while anyway. least a few more years.
[02:30:32] <chromas> oh, sure; you get us all riled up with ideas…
[02:31:00] <cmn32480> and beach bum fantasies
[02:31:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> happens whenever i listen to jimmy buffett
[02:32:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> that or i wanna be a pirate, which really is my default resting state.
[02:32:06] * cmn32480 wishes that there was a way to make it happen atm
[02:32:13] <chromas> jimmy dean buffet
[02:32:21] <chromas> all-you-can-eat sausage fest
[02:32:23] <cmn32480> mmmmm sausage
[02:34:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, it's prolly not really a thing a married n kidded guy could get away with. single bum like me though...
[02:34:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> alls i need is a good computer, alcohol, and nicotine
[02:34:43] <cmn32480> shit.. somethign liek that the wife might go along
[02:35:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> if she wanted to work too you could prolly pull it off
[02:35:42] <chromas> And the kids could go reset the routers
[02:35:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go
[02:35:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> childlabor++
[02:35:54] <Bender> karma - childlabor: 1
[02:36:10] <cmn32480> and probably not illegal in the carribean
[02:36:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> time to get SN pulling in a couple hundred grand a year and relocate it to tortuga
[02:37:09] <cmn32480> now yer thinkin
[02:37:17] <cmn32480> but we don't ahve to go all that way
[02:37:17] <chromas> they're your kids, so technically they're just doing chores
[02:37:37] <cmn32480> Buzzard - CUBA!
[02:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist cmn32480
[02:37:49] <MrPlow> cmn32480, you're a socialist!
[02:37:50] <cmn32480> it's about to be a big tourist destination again
[02:37:58] <cmn32480> cubans are commies
[02:38:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> not once we get trump in
[02:38:01] <cmn32480> I know
[02:38:04] <chromas> cuba librenews
[02:38:25] <cmn32480> actually, I'm only half a socialist
[02:38:33] <cmn32480> the other half is Eye-talian
[02:40:26] <Gravis> still funny :) https://soylentnews.org
[02:40:26] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^✓ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:4, Funny)
[02:41:06] * chromas gives Gravis a ribbon and shakes hands
[02:41:22] <chromas> Congratulations, you made a funny
[02:41:23] * Gravis smiles for the camera flashes
[02:42:06] <Gravis> chromas: well... when someone dies, you gotta make it special. :)
[02:42:09] * cmn32480 shakes his head while giggling
[02:43:55] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:44:18] * Bytram just fixed the laundry room sign so it now says NO laundry after 8pm.
[02:44:41] * Bytram adds that someone thought 9pm was a good time to start a new load of wash.
[02:44:42] <cmn32480> put the water hoses on a timer
[02:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you don't gotta QA EVERYTHING
[02:44:46] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: this one is probably more your speed: https://soylentnews.org
[02:44:47] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:4, Funny)
[02:45:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed. i do love me some dick and fart jokes.
[02:45:32] <Gravis> yes... i'm a bit of a joker. :P
[02:45:35] * Bytram is grateful to have some mechanical skills, a good eye for fonts, some skill with HTML and a printer, and a cordless drill
[02:46:06] <Bytram> https://status.github.com
[02:46:07] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03GitHub System Status
[02:46:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm going to have to go to bed soon. only one beer left.
[02:46:24] <Bytram> it appears that github has been down for hte better part of a day
[02:46:51] <cmn32480> what???
[02:46:53] <cmn32480> 4 hours
[02:47:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what happens when you let social justice become more important than uptime.
[02:47:01] <cmn32480> check yer graph again
[02:47:09] <Gravis> 8TH PERC. BROWSER TIME TO FIRST BYTE
[02:47:09] <Gravis> 2548ms
[02:47:12] <Gravis> oi!
[02:47:14] <chromas> are we switching to bitbucket?
[02:47:27] <cmn32480> nope
[02:47:30] <cmn32480> sourcesafe
[02:47:41] <Bytram> PVCS
[02:47:43] <chromas> some place with less social justice
[02:47:54] <chromas> another site to start, tmb
[02:48:02] <Gravis> chromas: github has social justice?
[02:48:09] <Runaway1956> TMB, have you used srcpac?
[02:48:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they're pretty big on it.
[02:48:16] <chromas> TMB Media Group
[02:48:20] <Gravis> chromas: or are you just saying projects on github?
[02:48:27] <Runaway1956> Wrapper for pacman, pulls source and builds it
[02:48:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, github itself
[02:48:39] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: link?
[02:48:45] <chromas> Runaway1956: like pacaur?
[02:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's shut down projects for SJ reasons. gimme a few, fairly drunk.
[02:48:56] <chromas> oh, didn't see your previous message
[02:49:05] <Runaway1956> I've not used pacaur yet, seen it, but haven't tried it
[02:49:34] <cmn32480> https://news.ycombinator.com
[02:49:35] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03GitHub threatens to shut down a repository for using the word 'retard' | Hacker News
[02:49:47] <Gravis> that's retarded
[02:49:49] <chromas> well that's retarded
[02:49:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, should get you started https://www.google.com
[02:49:54] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03github social justice - Google Search
[02:49:56] <Runaway1956> worse than retarded
[02:50:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin service providers need to be neutral. not shut down anything that ain't blatantly illegal.
[02:51:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, don't hurt my brain. i'm still getting non-sucktastic at git
[02:51:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, Bytram, have a look at dev on yer phone
[02:52:07] <Runaway1956> Every time some corporation censors the web, sorry SOB's make excuses for them: It is a private company deciding a word was inappropriate.
[02:52:20] <Bytram> can't while I'm tethered...
[02:52:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> bugger
[02:52:48] <Bytram> did you do something to dev?
[02:53:03] <Gravis> lulz. you "smart" phone people are too funny.
[02:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's currently got a mobile bit of css on it if yer horizontal screen resolution is 800px or less
[02:53:03] <chromas> he filled it with poop jokes
[02:53:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, ya, i hate em.
[02:53:45] * Bytram recalls his phone screen is a 'massive' 320x240
[02:54:05] <chromas> they're just midget computers with areally displays. Why do you hate midgets?
[02:54:08] <cmn32480> QVGA
[02:54:29] <Bytram> nope, CGA, but with moah colors
[02:54:40] * Bytram is retro!
[02:54:40] <chromas> s/y/y challenged/
[02:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> had people bitchin about the site looking like ass on mobile though so i threw in like 20 lines of css
[02:54:42] <exec> <chromas> they challenged're just midget computers with areally displays. Why do you hate midgets?
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[02:54:55] * chromas learns2number
[02:55:06] * Bytram chuckles
[02:55:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> numbers is racist!
[02:55:12] <cmn32480> 320x240 is known as Quarter-VGA
[02:55:17] <cmn32480> commonly
[02:55:34] <chromas> recently
[02:55:45] <cmn32480> yes
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[02:55:59] <cmn32480> originally it was CGA, but atht implied 16(?) color
[02:56:00] <Bytram> long before there WAS a VGA there was CGA and before THAT, there was MGA
[02:56:20] <chromas> 16 colors in text mode
[02:56:44] <cmn32480> CGA was a thing right around the time I was born, I think
[02:56:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn i'm old
[02:57:01] <cmn32480> so right about the era Bytrams phone was manufactured
[02:57:20] <chromas> java's older than I thought
[02:57:43] <cmn32480> coffee has been around for millenia
[02:58:50] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i see... github is in a SJW delima
[02:59:01] <Runaway1956> Those silly civet cats were eating coffee beans before our first ancestors learned to stand upright.
[02:59:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[02:59:37] <Runaway1956> Send them an email - https://github.com
[02:59:38] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Contact GitHub · GitHub
[02:59:40] <chromas> does that mean there's underground vaults of civet poop coffee beans waiting to be mined?
[02:59:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it weren't a pain in the ass i'd get us moved elsewhere. lazy > principles in this case though.
[02:59:48] <Runaway1956> I just told them that they are a bunch of retards.
[03:00:00] <Gravis> Runaway1956: yeah... that's not helpful.
[03:00:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun though
[03:00:11] <Runaway1956> Can't hurt, can it?
[03:00:26] <chromas> If they're true SJWs, they'll block you
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[03:00:29] <Runaway1956> I didn't use an email that is related to anything relevant
[03:00:38] <chromas> and then secretly follow you so they can watch your every move
[03:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> and then talk shit about you from behind the block
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[03:01:42] <Runaway1956> Heh - I already got his last beer
[03:02:03] <Runaway1956> and I stole his pack of smokes that he hid in the car
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[03:04:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "My Little Pony" Sued for Using a Pirated Font - TorrentFreak - http://sylnt.us - my-little-pwny?
[03:05:34] <chromas> Rainbow Glyph
[03:05:52] <Runaway1956> https://mitpress.mit.edu
[03:05:53] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Obfuscation | The MIT Press
[03:06:10] <Runaway1956> site maintenance error - is Buzzard working at MIT too?
[03:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, bitch we got uptime like the servers is on an IV viagra drip
[03:08:57] <Runaway1956> LOL
[03:09:03] <cmn32480> ;cept that whole linode pathcing thing
[03:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they keep fucking our shit up
[03:09:30] <chromas> They just want to go down on you
[03:09:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> well who wouldn't?
[03:09:57] <cmn32480> any sane person?
[03:10:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing there ain't many of them around then
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[03:11:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube cracker teen angst
[03:11:42] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't believe i can still walk after drinking all that beer
[03:12:59] <chromas> "You're using an older version of Internet Explorer that we'll soon stop supporting. Please update your browser to the latest version. "
[03:13:07] * chromas checks his firefox version
[03:13:13] <cmn32480> 4.4
[03:14:38] <Runaway1956> "Internet Explorer" is synonymous with "browser"
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[03:15:55] <chromas> Figured it out; the force-html5-in-youtube extension has an emulate IE option for some reason
[03:19:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #redtube chromas
[03:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> whew
[03:19:41] <SirFinkus> #redtube chrome ass
[03:19:56] <chromas> no shiny metal asses?
[03:19:59] <SirFinkus> #redtube sex
[03:19:59] <MrPlow> http://www.redtube.com
[03:20:05] <SirFinkus> ahh, so the bot is up
[03:20:10] <chromas> #redtube finkus
[03:20:36] <SirFinkus> try #redtube horsecock
[03:20:49] <SirFinkus> you'll find most of my work under that
[03:20:53] <chromas> #retube bundy
[03:21:30] <cmn32480> #redtube cockblock
[03:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://edge.org
[03:24:57] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[03:25:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid bot
[03:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm too drunk to sub anything
[03:26:08] <SirFinkus> oh boy, forgot about my anthro assignment
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[03:26:23] <SirFinkus> I have to write about an article
[03:26:44] <SirFinkus> "Is islam misogynistic?"
[03:26:52] <SirFinkus> should I hide my power level?
[03:27:35] <SirFinkus> I'm a little lit, so leaning towards "no
[03:27:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> is it over nine thousand?
[03:28:46] <SirFinkus> http://pastebin.com
[03:28:46] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Get into the habit of citing your sources as you use them whether they come from - Pastebin.com
[03:28:48] <SirFinkus> oh lord
[03:29:06] <SirFinkus> I can eviscirate this
[03:30:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, make sure and use https://www.youtube.com as a source
[03:30:07] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03BITCHES AIN'T SHIT (UKULELE COVER) - YouTube
[03:31:09] <chromas> thought you were doing anthropology, not women's studies
[03:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> give ya extra mod points if you go with the "no" position for the paper.
[03:32:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> troll the planet!
[03:32:33] <SirFinkus> lol the curriculum contradicts itself again!
[03:32:49] <chromas> this will happen forever
[03:33:14] <SirFinkus> so the curriculum says that anything that is universal across culture is inate
[03:33:37] <SirFinkus> and societies are universally male dominated
[03:33:45] <chromas> so misogyny is natural
[03:33:49] <SirFinkus> exactly
[03:33:57] <SirFinkus> but then they claim it isn't
[03:34:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> do it! you know you wanna...
[03:34:36] <chromas> "I was born a female in a male body" "gender is a social construct"
[03:34:58] <SirFinkus> I don't want mod points, just going to go with "yes" because that's true
[03:35:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> pussy
[03:35:21] <SirFinkus> they're comparing it to christianity, which is a mistake since I'm an athiest
[03:35:27] <SirFinkus> so that shit doesn't work on me
[03:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> have you learned no trolling skillz from all your time at /. and here?
[03:35:38] <SirFinkus> how am I a pussy?
[03:35:49] <SirFinkus> this is clearly leading to me to a specific conclusion
[03:35:51] <chromas> For not accepting free points
[03:35:56] <SirFinkus> and I'm taking the opposite one
[03:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could troll an entire class of damned hippie liberal twats
[03:36:07] <SirFinkus> which is what I'm doing?
[03:36:13] <chromas> They would picket his house
[03:36:13] <SirFinkus> I already fucked up a few of them
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[03:36:25] <exec> welcome nick: London, UK, 4°C/40°F, 3:36 am GMT, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[03:36:25] <SirFinkus> someone claimed that not liking islam is racist
[03:36:35] <SirFinkus> but islam is an ideology, not a race
[03:36:43] <chromas> Are they trying to get you to say islam is not misogynist?
[03:36:51] <SirFinkus> and should be subject to the same scrutiny as any ideology
[03:36:54] <SirFinkus> YES
[03:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> then do so but do it in the most offensive way possible
[03:37:33] <SirFinkus> I'm not going to argue for a position I don't believe in
[03:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> this confuses me
[03:37:51] <SirFinkus> "This page intentionally left blank"
[03:37:58] <SirFinkus> a great oxymoron
[03:38:15] <chromas> I guess everything is misogynist unless it's islam
[03:38:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could use black culture as an example. cite Gin and Juice in your references.
[03:38:44] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:38:46] * exec allegedly poops a socket of coffee++ for #soylent
[03:38:47] <cmn32480> I'm done
[03:38:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite man
[03:39:10] <chromas> SirFinkus: all your sources should be Feministing and Kate Harding
[03:39:30] <SirFinkus> going to cite dawkins already
[03:39:38] <SirFinkus> since she brought up his dank memes theory
[03:39:46] <SirFinkus> so she can't just discount that source
[03:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> dankmemes++
[03:40:10] <Bender> karma - dankmemes: 1
[03:40:32] <SirFinkus> oh shit, not due until tomorrow
[03:40:36] <SirFinkus> fuck it then
[03:41:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://youtu.be
[03:41:15] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03The Gourds - Gin and Juice - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:42:06] <SirFinkus> god, I need to find that video
[03:42:10] <SirFinkus> it might have been hitchens
[03:42:33] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:42:34] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Christopher Hitchens brutal honesty pissing off Muslims - YouTube
[03:42:35] <SirFinkus> this one
[03:43:44] <SirFinkus> rip hitchens
[03:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck it. i'm out of beer and it's past my bedtime. nite.
[03:43:59] <SirFinkus> watch the video TheMightyBuzzard
[03:44:01] <SirFinkus> you'll love it
[03:44:13] <SirFinkus> hitchens was the best anti sjw
[03:44:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll tab it up for tomorrow
[03:44:23] <SirFinkus> 5 mintues
[03:44:33] <SirFinkus> err, 2 minutes
[03:44:39] <SirFinkus> he wrecks that fat bitch
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[05:07:16] <Gravis> prank url? http://crashsafari.com
[05:07:37] <Gravis> hmm... i wonder how exec will take this news. :P
[05:08:34] <chromas> ~title http://crashsafari.com
[05:08:53] <chromas> oh, there's no title element
[05:08:59] <Gravis> eh... they dont execute javascript
[05:09:30] <Gravis> this seems like a perfect example of why javascript needs to go
[05:09:46] <chromas> javascript--
[05:09:46] <Bender> karma - javascript: -3
[05:10:16] <chromas> declarative_web++
[05:10:16] <Bender> karma - declarative_web: 1
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[06:20:50] <Gravis> all we need is a _simple_ css event system for animations and we wouldn't need to sacrifice any functionality on websites.
[06:21:07] <Gravis> only "web apps" should use javascript
[06:21:37] <SirFinkus> but then how will websites pop up windows and track me Gravis?
[06:23:06] <Gravis> SirFinkus: go back to tracker images
[06:23:42] <SirFinkus> I can't "like" an article with facebook using a tracker image though
[06:23:45] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:23:46] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Paco de Lucia "la Barrosa" - YouTube
[06:23:49] <SirFinkus> because why not
[06:23:54] <SirFinkus> look at this fucker
[06:25:01] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i think even a simple css event system could make that possible
[06:28:37] <Gravis> hmm... might be able to do it already with html forms
[06:29:48] <Gravis> maybe add an action type to html forms so that it doesn't try to take you somewhere after submitting
[06:30:28] <SirFinkus> hmm, I need to learn that technique where you hit the strings with your fingernails while strumming
[06:30:58] <Gravis> the hidden fields could be used to track you but it would take more server resources
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[08:09:56] <SoyCow2678> am I able to hide all posts from a specific user?
[08:12:13] <crutchy> not sure. have you checked out user settings? there might be something for hiding comments by foes maybe
[08:12:26] <crutchy> i rarely login :p
[08:14:24] <SoyCow2678> crutchy: yeah, it's a little light on what friend/foe actually means. I have no wish to offend anyone, just don't want to see that user's consistently less-than-valuable posts.
[08:16:01] <crutchy> ~devs ^^^
[08:16:01] <exec> dev ping for crutchy (reason: ^^^): TheMightyBuzzard paulej72
[08:16:45] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[08:16:45] <SaltyChocolateBalls> ^ 03Log In
[08:17:13] <chromas> You can add the person as a foe and give their comments -6 to the score
[08:17:29] <crutchy> will foe status appear to the foe user?
[08:17:41] <crutchy> i think SoyCow2678 is probably hoping not
[08:17:51] <chromas> Yeah, but I don't know if they get a message about it
[08:18:06] <chromas> It will change the little smiley icon you see on their comments
[08:18:19] <crutchy> looks like he's maybe after a kinda silent ignore feature
[08:18:48] <chromas> I don't see an option for that
[08:19:02] <chromas> Maybe they could add a new "People Modifier" that's a secret
[08:20:17] <crutchy> or an ignore list even
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[08:26:47] <SoyCow2678> someone added me as a "fan" once, and; whilst I was chuffed; I was also a little horrified that I found out about it. Seems to me that my likes/dislikes should be private.
[08:28:31] <chromas> It's probably supposed to make it 'fun'
[08:28:38] <chromas> social networking for nerdz
[08:28:57] <SoyCow2678> chromas: that certainly will solve my problem. The poster has been told many times (by various people) not to be a dick and continues to do so, thus making it explicit isn't the greatest sin. Though I prefer to smile and ignore people that I don't appreciate rather than giving them a slap in the face, generally speaking.
[08:29:24] <SoyCow2678> chromas: exactly: "
[08:29:50] <SoyCow2678> "social networking" and nerdz are polar opposites.
[08:30:01] <chromas> and yet here we are :)
[08:30:28] * chromas looks around for a nerd card
[08:30:52] <SoyCow2678> I should add: ever since I got "fanned" I have been extremely wary of those friend/foe settings
[08:31:25] <SoyCow2678> I doubt I am alone in being wary...
[08:31:40] <chromas> Those little face icons are watching you
[08:32:12] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[08:32:13] <SoyCow2678> chromas: don't know about that, IRC is kinda sacrosanct.
[08:32:31] <chromas> sure but it's still social
[08:32:34] <chromas> and a network
[08:32:51] <chromas> it's just not got all the fluff and ads
[08:33:06] <chromas> [click here for singles in your area]
[08:33:06] <SoyCow2678> chromas: you don't need to look for that geek card if you can argue semantics at that level :-)
[08:33:55] <chromas> You know what. KVIrc and some other have support for user avatars
[08:34:05] <chromas> throw in animations and sound effects and xml…
[08:36:08] <chromas> You know, facebook is amusing if you like retarded internet arguments
[08:36:39] <chromas> Flat earthers. Poe's law in action?
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[11:10:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why the Calorie is Broken - http://sylnt.us - I-should-eat-less
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[11:17:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:17:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2132
[11:18:31] <dyingtolive> that's a very good idea.
[11:20:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> always
[11:21:06] <dyingtolive> coffee++ as well
[11:21:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2133
[11:22:07] <dyingtolive> surely not, but... dyingtolife++
[11:22:19] <dyingtolive> heh. didn't think so.
[11:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't ++ yourself and it's gotta be start of the line
[11:22:44] <chromas> Chromas++ :D
[11:22:44] <Bender> karma - chromas: 149
[11:22:49] <dyingtolive> ah. didn't realize the second part. assumed the first, but you never know.
[11:22:50] <chromas> Chromas--
[11:22:50] <Bender> karma - chromas: 148
[11:22:56] * chromas puts it back where he found it
[11:23:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas cheats
[11:23:51] <dyingtolive> looks like the tolower() is in the wrong spot. :)
[11:25:22] <dyingtolive> man, today is going to be a long day. didn't sleep last night. have to go into the office and actually put in an honest 8 hours, and then i have to run a D&D game tonight. life is so hard.
[11:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> brutal indeed
[11:26:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> feeling all them beers i drank last night myself
[11:26:39] <dyingtolive> you had quite a few by the time i had walked away
[11:26:59] <dyingtolive> what were you drinking?
[11:27:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin special, had like a 12 pack of bud light in the fridge left over from a party type thing a while back.
[11:28:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> we don't buy good bear for the unwashed masses
[11:28:33] <dyingtolive> ah. never found a taste for bud myself. too many years literally living in the shadow of the brewery maybe.
[11:29:49] <dyingtolive> yeah, if i'm buying the bears, i don't share the good ones with other people either. they only get the tired, malnurished ones.
[11:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> big american beer isn't terrible like everyone seems to say over in europe. mostly the words i'd use for it is boring yet inoffensive
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[11:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake qkontinuum
[11:30:11] * MrPlow smakes qkontinuum upside the head with a limp biscuit
[11:31:24] <dyingtolive> yeah, i mean, it's on par with other pilsners. that's just not my thing.
[11:32:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally, i dig me a coppery beer. abita amber or alaskan amber by preference lately.
[11:32:38] <dyingtolive> never had the abita amber. i do really like their turbodog though. darker, maltier ale.
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[11:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't think ima be productive today beyond making the collapse/expand buttons larger on small resolution screens like phones.
[11:50:50] <chromas> the funding meters could have their styling moved to the css ;)
[11:52:01] <dyingtolive> jesus christ i just tallied up calories for a wendy's baconator meal for a post. a medium is roughly 1720 god damned calories.
[11:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nah, that's mrcoolbp's problem
[11:52:57] <chromas> The trick is to eat ice cream afterward
[11:53:10] <chromas> That way the burger doesn't seem so bad
[11:53:14] <dyingtolive> sounds legit.
[11:53:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> dyingtolive, ya, i lurve me some 2k calorie burgers
[11:53:41] <chromas> are 2k burgers like 1920 kcals? :D
[11:53:55] <dyingtolive> well, that's counting fries and a coke, but yeah. 2k calorie meal. that's gonna creep me out when i go out for lunch today.
[11:56:14] <dyingtolive> man, i am going to ruin so many lives tonight when people show up with their sacks of five guys burgers.
[11:57:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> no doubt. five guys can eat a dick. they make a mediocre burger at best.
[11:57:16] <chromas> Sounds like an orgy
[11:57:41] <chromas> Why are five guys putting their meat together?
[11:58:18] <dyingtolive> they're okay burgers. nothing special certainly. the best part is walking around work loudly exlaiming that I "got all filled up from five guys today", and watching everyone around me get super uncomfortable.
[11:59:44] <chromas> "five guys filled my up. anyone else want in on this?"
[11:59:57] <dyingtolive> chromas: because some people like the way it tastes, i guess.
[12:00:24] <dyingtolive> heh. i should invite them to get a mouthful of five guys next time. that'll go over well.
[12:01:21] <dyingtolive> go to lunch only in groups of six people, to five guys, just to make any statements that much more ambiguous.
[12:02:00] <chromas> "Come on, guys; at least taste the bun. Lisa, you look like you could use a mouthful"
[12:02:17] <dyingtolive> lol
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[12:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, time to play some vidya
[12:32:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> there's really no bad time for that.
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[12:41:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Billionaire Boater Destroys almost 14,000 square feet of Reef in Cayman Islands - http://sylnt.us - he-should-buy-us-a-new-one
[13:03:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> what's the URL for the submissions currently in the queue? Apparently it's above the threshold so it's not currently showing anywhere that I see on the site.
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[13:07:17] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:07:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2134
[13:08:04] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: off-hand, i do not know, but if all goes well, I hope to push out enough stories to have it reveal itself again.
[13:08:10] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:08:11] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 29°F, mostly sunny, wind SW at 6 mph, humidity 55% - Thursday mostly sunny (32°F:42°F), Friday rain and snow (30°F:40°F), Saturday partly cloudy (32°F:41°F), Sunday partly cloudy (38°F:49°F)
[13:08:14] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[13:08:15] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 20°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 3 mph, humidity 76% - Thursday sunny (28°F:39°F), Friday snow showers (26°F:38°F), Saturday partly cloudy (29°F:39°F), Sunday partly cloudy (34°F:46°F)
[13:08:18] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[13:08:20] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 9°F, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 4 mph, humidity 83% - Thursday cloudy (18°F:31°F), Friday snow showers (19°F:33°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (24°F:31°F), Sunday cloudy (30°F:39°F)
[13:08:44] * AndyTheAbsurd makes a note to bookmark it when it shows up again
[13:08:58] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:09:04] <Bytram> #submit https://www.washingtonpost.com
[13:09:05] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[13:09:20] <Bytram> ooops, that is NOT going to help with the queue getting cleared! doh!
[13:09:27] * Bytram goes to look at the code
[13:09:35] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[13:10:31] <chromas> well there's the link
[13:11:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> bookmarked! Now I don't have to ask again.
[13:11:56] <chromas> you can also get to it from the Submit Story link on the left side
[13:12:07] <chromas> the submit page has a link to it
[13:12:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> I must be missing it
[13:12:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't see a link from "submit.pl" to "submit.pl?op=list"
[13:14:16] <chromas> "View Current Pedngin Submissions" :D
[13:14:30] <chromas> but with better spelling
[13:14:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> Oh
[13:14:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> Okay
[13:15:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm just dumb this morning.
[13:17:39] * Bytram chuckles... searched through the code, located the correct template, figured out the destination link, and only THEN find out the MrPlow has come right out and told me!
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[13:43:38] <Bytram> #submit http://www.cnet.com
[13:43:39] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[13:44:09] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[13:46:41] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:46:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2135
[13:46:55] <SoylentBob> Bytram, Can you send me a cup as well? Thanks
[13:47:43] <Bytram> SoylentBob: Sure! What's your nick?
[13:48:31] <Bytram> nvm, I was thinking of doing it on the main site, but that's prolly something I should not play around with.
[13:56:07] <Bytram> afk; biab
[14:12:07] <Bytram> gtg for a bit; hope to return soon
[14:12:12] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[14:12:42] <Bytram|away> http://threatpost.com
[14:12:43] <shekel> ^ 03PayPal Java Serialization Vulnerability | Threatpost | The first stop for security news ( https://threatpost.com )
[14:32:51] <paulej72> hello all
[14:33:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> hello paulej72
[14:33:38] <paulej72> I get to go under the drill in an hour.
[14:33:50] <paulej72> I am getting a root canal redone
[14:34:13] <paulej72> 14 year old one, that got infected over the weekend.
[14:35:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> yuck
[14:35:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> I need to get to a dentist
[14:35:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have a giant hole in a wisdom tooth
[14:38:49] <paulej72> I can't stand tooth pain so I have had 4 root canals. I happen to have very little tooth structure covering my pulp so some of my fillings became deep enough to irritate the nerve putting me in contant pain.
[14:39:21] <paulej72> This particular one was due to a cracked tooth from eating a olive that I did not know was not pitted.
[14:43:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Subtle Vulnerabilities with PHP and cURL - http://sylnt.us - web-is-perfectly-safe
[15:38:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, luck to yas. see ya when ya get done.
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[16:00:33] <Bytram|away> paulej72: OUCH! best wishes for a speedy and pain-free recovery
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[16:14:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Are You Fat? Blame Childhood Antibiotics - http://sylnt.us - blame-is-good-but-I'm-still-fat
[16:23:10] <Bytram|away> http://threatpost.com
[16:23:11] <shekel> ^ 03January 2016 OpenSSL Patch Diffie Hellman Safe Primes | Threatpost | The first stop for security news ( https://threatpost.com )
[16:26:47] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[16:37:33] <everdred> coffee++
[16:37:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2136
[16:37:41] <everdred> (If you call this coffee.)
[16:37:46] <SoylentBob> everdred, Coffee is always a good opportunity for socialising :->
[16:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned skippy
[16:37:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> shaddup bot
[16:38:32] <SoylentBob> no
[16:38:54] <everdred> Hah. I am so confused right now.
[16:39:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoylentBob is qkontinuum's bot sent back from the future to annoy people.
[16:39:29] <everdred> Gonna go grep some irssi logs.
[16:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[16:40:27] <SoylentBob> spoilsport
[16:41:03] <everdred> That cleared up nothing. Think I'll just revel in my confusion. :)
[16:41:38] <MrPlow> Just as well cause I'm a bot too.
[16:42:08] <qkontinuum> I think there is still room for improvement :-)
[16:42:19] <everdred> Wiki confirms it!
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[16:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, it's 11:00ish. bout time i had some breakfast i think.
[17:04:20] <Bytram> hmmm, that IS a good idea!
[17:04:23] <Bytram> breakfast++
[17:04:23] <Bender> karma - breakfast: 4
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[17:18:35] <Runaway1956> Damned DRM - I just bought that book from MIT, and I can only open it in Windows virtual machine.
[17:18:52] <Runaway1956> Busy studying how to open it in Calibre, but I ain't there yet
[17:18:56] <Bytram> which book?
[17:19:03] <Runaway1956> It's encrypted on the Windows disk
[17:19:18] <Runaway1956> Obfuscation, featured in an article yesterday
[17:19:42] <Runaway1956> Or tomorrow, or something like that
[17:19:53] <Bytram> LOL!
[17:20:21] <Runaway1956> https://mitpress.mit.edu
[17:20:21] <shekel> ^✓* 03Obfuscation | The MIT Press
[17:20:44] * Bytram clicks
[17:23:37] <Bytram> Runaway1956: duckduckgo is your friend; I haven't tried downloading anything, but you just might try a search for "Obfuscation" "A User's Guide for Privacy and Protest" and see what you find.
[17:24:00] <Runaway1956> WIll do . . . thanks
[17:45:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Says It Will “Unlock The Set-top Box” - http://sylnt.us - not-gonna-hold-my-breath
[18:16:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Says It Will “Unlock the Set-Top Box” - http://sylnt.us - not-gonna-hold-my-breath
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[18:41:09] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Imogen
[18:41:11] <exec> welcome nick: London, UK, 8°C/47°F, 6:41 pm GMT, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[18:58:42] <Bytram> nick: g'day
[19:04:59] <chromas> Bytram: "text-transform: capitalize;"
[19:05:10] <chromas> css for form buttons
[19:06:02] <Bytram> chromas: hmmm, that would *help* but still leaves the issue of needing the trailing ellipsis to indicate that the action is not completed upon clicking
[19:06:15] <Bytram> I suppose an :after phrase... ??
[19:10:46] <Bytram> <style type="text/css">.button_capitalize {text-transform: capitalize;} .button_eillipsis:after {content: "...";}</style>
[19:10:57] <Bytram> <style type="text/css">.button_capitalize {text-transform: capitalize;} .button_ellipsis:after {content: "...";}</style>
[19:13:59] <Bytram> would need to be alert to multi-word buttons where *every* word would get capitalized.
[19:16:02] <chromas> use : uppercase
[19:16:07] <chromas> for maximum yelling :)
[19:16:17] <Bytram> that's NOT the point!
[19:16:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - January 28 is Data Privacy Day. Do you know where your data is? - http://sylnt.us - putting-it-all-together
[19:17:01] <Bytram> I'm looking at a story submission page right now and see buttons labeled:"Update", "Delete", and "preview"
[19:17:10] <Bytram> I'm looking at a story submission page right now and see buttons labeled:
[19:17:11] <Bytram> "Update", "Delete", and "preview"
[19:17:13] <Bytram> should be:
[19:17:18] <Bytram> "Update", "Delete", and "Preview..."
[19:29:04] <chromas> html--
[19:29:04] <Bender> karma - html: -1
[19:30:11] <Bytram> agreed, but one has to work with what one has available.
[19:35:25] <chromas> oh, here's something interesting. instead of <input type="button" ... />, you can do <button ...>text</button
[19:36:53] <chromas> that allows for other html too; <i>, <br />, etc
[19:37:07] <chromas> (inside the button text)
[19:38:43] <Bytram> yep, thought of that, but had posted it in #editorial
[19:38:46] <Bytram> hold on a sec
[19:38:56] <Bytram> <html><head></head><body><button type="submit" name="op" value="preview">Preview...</button></body></html>
[19:39:18] <Bytram> but, I'm NOT terribly confident about that one.
[19:40:25] * chromas sees it now
[19:41:18] <Bytram> It's been a *long* time, but wouldn't the <button> need to be within a form?
[19:41:52] <chromas> it is
[19:42:09] <chromas> if there's an <input> there
[19:43:01] <Bytram> in the middle of something; please give me a couple minutes.
[19:43:12] <chromas> It's not a requirement though, at least now. You can give it is own action and everything, or assign it to an already-existing form apparently
[19:43:21] <chromas> k
[19:47:27] <chromas> I tested replacing "<input" with "<button"…"Preview…" and it works. I get the ellipsis and it still submits to soylent properly
[19:48:52] <Bytram> WooHoo!
[19:49:02] <Bytram> could you please paste the full text of what you came up with?
[19:49:52] <chromas> <button name="op" value="Preview" class="button" type="submit">Preview…</button>
[19:50:29] <Bytram> hmmm, I thinkn the value needs to be "preview" (lowercase)...
[19:50:41] <Bytram> <button name="op" value="preview" class="button" type="submit">Preview…</button>
[19:51:33] <chromas> that's how it was
[19:52:19] <Bytram> changed value= from "Preview" to "preview" - notice the change to lowercase in the value attribute
[19:52:24] <chromas> I just changed "input" to "button" and changed "/>" to ">Preview…</button>"
[19:52:39] <Bytram> oh, on what page did you try it?
[19:52:43] <Bytram> linky?
[19:52:50] <chromas> just a random comment on sn
[19:52:57] <Bytram> ahhh, comment page
[19:53:02] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[19:53:03] <shekel> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:-1, Flamebait)
[19:53:09] <chromas> oh you're looking at story
[19:53:11] <Bytram> there is a consistent lack of consistency in the code
[19:53:12] <chromas> ok
[19:53:28] <chromas> yeah, many of the buttons are actually styled links
[19:53:35] <Bytram> nod nod
[19:54:04] <Bytram> I'm really appreciating the asssitance, but I just finished pushing out about a dozen stories and need a break atm.
[19:54:12] <chromas> k
[19:54:14] <Bytram> prolly some breakfast, too.
[19:54:27] <Bytram> hate to stop now, but some things can wait only so long.
[19:54:28] <Bytram> :(
[19:54:37] <Bytram> chromas++
[19:54:37] <Bender> karma - chromas: 149
[19:54:37] <chromas> Ya know, they really need a Reply button on the front page, so I don't have to even load the page before commenting :D
[19:54:55] <chromas> it's okay, I'll still poke around a bit and update you whenever
[19:55:08] * Bytram envisions one story with one hundred first-level comments
[19:55:14] <Bytram> much obliged!
[19:55:19] <Bytram> teamwork++
[19:55:19] <Bender> karma - teamwork: 19
[19:55:31] <chromas> teamwork++
[19:55:31] <Bender> karma - teamwork: 20
[19:55:38] <chromas> even_numbers++
[19:55:38] <Bender> karma - even_numbers: 5
[19:55:39] <chromas> even_numbers++
[19:55:39] <Bender> karma - even_numbers: 6
[19:56:11] <Bytram> LOL!
[19:56:18] <Bytram> ok, really gtg. thanks again!
[19:56:43] <chromas> you're welcome. see ya, sir
[19:57:56] <cmn32480> fucking users
[19:58:04] <SoylentBob> Wow, someone learned an insult. Are we feeling strong now?
[19:58:08] <cmn32480> cy-aBytram !!
[19:58:24] <paulej72> hello again
[19:58:35] <cmn32480> heya paulej72
[19:58:41] <cmn32480> users drive me insane
[19:58:46] <cmn32480> almost as bad as customers
[19:58:54] <paulej72> I had a nap to sleep off my Novocain
[19:59:02] <cmn32480> actually... worse than customers
[19:59:08] <cmn32480> root canal?
[19:59:16] <chromas> SoylentBob: join #test
[19:59:26] <chromas> :(
[19:59:40] <paulej72> yep a redo so not as intense.
[19:59:52] <cmn32480> that isn't too bad... but still not fun
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[20:00:24] <paulej72> They just opened it up cleaned the old stuff out and put in some temporay stuff in with antibiotics
[20:00:58] <paulej72> I go back Feb 9 to have them put in the permenant root packick
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[20:04:55] <exec> welcome Cyprus: San Jose, CA, USA, 14°C/58°F, 12:04 pm PST, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[20:08:20] <Bytram> back
[20:08:26] <Bytram> paulej72: Hey! glad to see ya!
[20:08:33] <paulej72> front
[20:08:39] <Bytram> LOL!
[20:08:57] <paulej72> how you doing Bytram
[20:09:17] <Bytram> pretty good! Didn't sleep enough last nioght, but pushed out about a dozen stories today
[20:09:24] <Bytram> and played around with some code for the site
[20:09:29] <Bytram> chromas++ helped
[20:09:29] <Bender> karma - chromas: 150
[20:09:41] <Bytram> woohoo! nice round number!
[20:10:12] <paulej72> I got a root canal redone, took a nap afterword to sleep of the Novocain
[20:10:23] <Bytram> nod nod noddddding off?
[20:10:35] <paulej72> yep
[20:10:44] <Bytram> Good!
[20:10:53] <Bytram> reminds me of when I had my wisdom teeth pulled
[20:11:12] <Bytram> my dad suggested I stay up late the night before and get a good book
[20:11:21] <Bytram> that way, afterwards, I'd just want to sleep and
[20:11:29] <Bytram> I'd have something to take my mind off of it
[20:11:36] <Bytram> problem was
[20:11:44] <Bytram> I got the books a few days in advance
[20:11:51] <Bytram> and read most of 'em before the operation!
[20:12:06] <Bytram> IIRC, that was when I read 'Dune'
[20:12:12] <paulej72> I was put out for my wisdom teeth. Sleep came easy afterword
[20:12:20] <Bytram> same here
[20:13:30] <chromas> the_spice++
[20:13:30] <Bender> karma - the_spice: 1
[20:13:46] <paulej72> I was waking up after done, and I thought I was having cold sweats. Turns out the my mom had laid a cold wash rag next to me that she had been using to mop my forhead. I had rolled over on it and it was soaking my shirt
[20:13:48] <Bytram> I'd forgotten about that!
[20:14:06] <Bytram> that could be a bit disorienting
[20:14:16] <paulej72> yep
[20:14:46] <Bytram> is there a quantum cosmologist in the house?
[20:14:47] <Bytram> http://www.sciencedaily.com
[20:14:48] <shekel> ^ 03Bringing time and space together for universal symmetry: Research challenges long-held views on time evolution -- ScienceDaily
[20:14:59] <Bytram> http://rspa.royalsocietypublishing.org
[20:15:01] <shekel> ^ 03Quantum asymmetry between time and space | Proceedings of the Royal Society of London A: Mathematical, Physical and Engineering Sciences
[20:15:56] <paulej72> my face is still numb. It was a molar that was bing worked on so it required a shit ton of Novocain
[20:16:23] <Bytram> yep; be glad it's still numb; you'll know when it wears off
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[20:46:50] <Bytram> whereto: http://feeds.nature.com
[20:47:25] <chromas> http://feeds.nature.com
[20:47:31] <chromas> kills it. fpos
[20:47:44] <Bytram> sry!
[20:47:51] <chromas> http://www.nature.com
[20:47:52] <shekel> ^ 03Brazil's surge in small-headed babies questioned by report : Nature News Comment
[20:48:01] <chromas> you didn't write the bot :)
[20:48:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Hide from the Internet’s Surveillance Machine - http://sylnt.us - don't-look-at-me
[20:48:40] <Bytram> if it's any consolation, my hacked-together-try at destination finding barfed, too.
[20:49:28] <chromas> I think it dies 'cause of the regexes to find strippable substrings
[21:07:08] <paulej72> coffee++
[21:07:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2137
[21:13:46] <Bytram> paulej72++
[21:13:46] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 190
[21:14:03] <Bytram> ^^^ for the PayPal fix
[21:25:17] <cmn32480> starting dirinking early ++
[21:36:14] <Gravis> ++
[21:36:21] <Gravis> +++
[21:36:21] <shekel> Karma - +: 6
[21:36:24] <Gravis> lol
[21:36:38] <Gravis> ++++
[21:36:39] <shekel> Karma - ++: 4
[21:36:43] <Gravis> +++++
[21:36:43] <shekel> Karma - +++: 1
[21:36:46] <Gravis> ++++++
[21:36:47] <shekel> Karma - ++++: 1
[21:36:49] <Gravis> +++++++
[21:36:49] <shekel> Karma - +++++: 1
[21:36:51] <Gravis> ++++++++
[21:36:51] <shekel> Karma - ++++++: 1
[21:36:52] <Gravis> +++++++++
[21:36:52] <shekel> Karma - +++++++: 1
[21:36:54] <Gravis> ++++++++++
[21:36:54] <shekel> Karma - ++++++++: 1
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[21:47:46] <Thesis> Dice closed a deal selling TOS today it seems.
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[21:50:14] <exec> welcome SirFinkus: Olympia, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 1:50 pm PST, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[21:50:22] <cmn32480> welcome SirFinkus: Olympia, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 1:50 pm PST, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[21:50:40] <SirFinkus> two greetings? I feel special
[21:50:45] <cmn32480> welcome SirFinkus: Olympia, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 1:50 pm PST, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[21:50:47] <cmn32480> welcome SirFinkus: Olympia, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 1:50 pm PST, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[21:50:48] <cmn32480> welcome SirFinkus: Olympia, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 1:50 pm PST, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[21:50:49] <cmn32480> welcome SirFinkus: Olympia, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 1:50 pm PST, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[21:50:56] <SirFinkus> welcome SirFinkus: Olympia, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 1:50 pm PST, Thursday, 28 January 2016
[21:51:05] <cmn32480> now you are jsut pandering
[21:51:21] <SirFinkus> take a kodiak, it'll last longer
[21:51:29] <cmn32480> s/pandering/being rediculous/
[21:51:30] <exec> <cmn32480> now you are jsut being rediculous
[21:51:46] <everdred> mark
[21:51:50] <everdred> erm
[21:51:53] <everdred> yeah
[21:51:57] <SirFinkus> s/redicuous/ridiculous/
[21:52:10] <cmn32480> s/redicuous/ridiculous/
[21:52:31] <cmn32480> I been drinking... leave my assination fo the English language alone!
[21:52:41] <SirFinkus> s/rediculous/ridiculous/
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[21:52:51] * SirFinkus shrugs
[21:53:23] <cmn32480> i finished that bottle of vodka...
[21:53:31] <cmn32480> note it was not full when I started
[21:53:43] <cmn32480> note it was not even close to full when I started
[21:53:51] <SirFinkus> was gonna say
[21:54:01] <cmn32480> but it was tasty
[21:54:17] <SirFinkus> but at like a 3rd full, it becomes more dangerous than a full bottle
[21:54:31] <SirFinkus> because you have a bit, then see there's "not that much more" and finish it
[21:54:34] <cmn32480> 'cuz you feel obligated to finish it?
[21:54:57] * cmn32480 thinks sirfinkus must have cameras in my kitchen...
[21:55:12] <SirFinkus> no, just the bedroom and the bathroom
[21:55:14] <cmn32480> that's EXACTLY how it happened!
[21:55:32] <cmn32480> that WAS an epic shit I took the other day, wasn't it?
[21:55:51] <SirFinkus> I don't have one pointed into the toilet
[21:56:40] <cmn32480> liar...
[22:00:08] <chromas> it's true; I checked
[22:00:14] <chromas> when I was installing my own cameras
[22:00:17] <cmn32480> it is pointed up out of the toilet to catch the bodily exit
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[22:11:59] <dyingtolive> chromas: don't pm people stuff like that. we don't care if he DOES eat too much corn. :)
[22:12:41] <chromas> Dude, he clogged the bowl three times that day
[22:13:28] <dyingtolive> i'm just saying it's between him and the bowl... well, and your camera.
[22:13:48] * chromas PMs the live stream url to each user
[22:14:23] <dyingtolive> 1guy1cup.com
[22:14:44] <chromas> dyingtolive: s/cup/bowl/
[22:14:45] <exec> <chromas> <dyingtolive> 1guy1bowl.com
[22:14:57] <SirFinkus> 1guy1jar.com
[22:15:05] <dyingtolive> right. good point. also, i'm so glad that didn't resolve.
[22:16:20] <chromas> Anton Jackson
[22:49:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Hits 1.59 Billion Users, Posts Record Q4 2015 Profits - http://sylnt.us - ka-ching-ka-ching
[22:56:23] <paulej72> OK I think I have the PP errors fixed. Some bad code and some apparmor updates needed.
[22:59:23] <cmn32480> so.... Bytram broke it?
[22:59:48] <paulej72> I blame TheMightyBuzzard for this one :P
[23:00:13] <cmn32480> it's spreading like a disease...
[23:00:22] * cmn32480 wonders who is next!
[23:01:07] <paulej72> there was a json decode in the wrong place that cused the paypal retun page to error out instad of showning the normal code.
[23:01:22] <paulej72> That will go live in the next version
[23:02:33] <paulej72> The other issue was I needed to update LWP::UserAgent and update apparmor to allow the certs to be loaded
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[23:45:39] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 1:30 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 16°C/61°F, 12:45 pm GMT+13, Friday, 29 January 2016
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[23:49:49] <JamesNZ> exec is so welcoming.
[23:56:07] <SirFinkus> ok, so I read the article for my anthro project
[23:56:20] <SirFinkus> for fun I'm going to dismantle it, citing only the article
[23:56:28] <SirFinkus> project petard
[23:56:38] <SirFinkus> oh, and basic logic
[23:57:12] <SirFinkus> then I'm going to have a short section on the end regarding why the article is shitty
[23:59:31] <SirFinkus> oh great, I have to watch a fucking HOUR LONG VIDEO
[23:59:45] <SoylentBob> SirFinkus: People like you are the reason why I and I'm sure many others demand for a cock (code of conduct+kindeness) here!
[23:59:56] <SirFinkus> I bet