#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-25

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[00:09:46] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 1:54 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 22°C/72°F, 1:09 pm GMT+13, Monday, 25 January 2016
[00:12:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, gracias for the report but cannot reproduce. appears proper for me on both dev and prod.
[00:12:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> using both blockquote and quote
[00:14:28] <JamesNZ> Afternoon TheMightyBuzzard \o
[00:14:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. tis that time of day where i patiently wait for it to be bedtime.
[00:17:08] <chromas> Could you do segmented sleep? That would allow you to double your mornings. Two code sessions; two am-bms; two fishing days
[00:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't work. the fish have their own schedule that does not revolve around mine.
[00:19:34] <cmn32480> heya buzzard
[00:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin
[00:19:48] <cmn32480> how much snow did you end up with?
[00:20:14] <cmn32480> I measured today, we had damn near 34"
[00:20:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout half a foot. most of it's already melted and the rest will melt in the 50F rain tomorrow.
[00:22:00] <cmn32480> damn near lost a kid in it
[00:22:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah well, good try anyway.
[00:22:34] <cmn32480> the wife says she is gonna try again tomorrow
[00:22:47] <SirFinkus> to lose a kid?
[00:22:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> worth a shot
[00:22:54] <cmn32480> I tried!
[00:23:17] <cmn32480> the snow is deeper than my youngest is tall... so we got that going in our favor
[00:23:56] <cmn32480> my poor little snowblower is wore out
[00:24:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> that what we're calling the wife for the winter?
[00:25:11] <cmn32480> well... dishwasher too
[00:25:56] <cmn32480> Dad's snowblower had problems
[00:26:23] <cmn32480> his logic is "I'm getting to the age where the damn thing has to work with utter reliability"
[00:26:31] <cmn32480> so he is gonna buy a new one
[00:26:55] <cmn32480> and I'll get his old one that likely needs a carbeurator rebuild
[00:26:57] <SirFinkus> has to get rid of the old one first, which I've heard is more expensive than getting a new one
[00:26:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, i would. i'm old and entirely too cranky for finicky two stroke engines.
[00:27:13] <cmn32480> his is 4-cycle
[00:27:18] <cmn32480> mine is 2 cycle
[00:27:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody's snow blower is four cycle. that's insanity.
[00:27:49] <cmn32480> getting rid of the old one (if I wasn't taking it) is as cheap as running it to the scrap pile at the dump
[00:28:02] <cmn32480> EVERYBODY'S snowblower is 4 cycle
[00:28:11] <SirFinkus> that was a wife joke, but *whoosh* I guess
[00:28:29] * TheMightyBuzzard nods to SirFinkus
[00:28:38] <cmn32480> <---Strainght over this guy's head
[00:29:09] <cmn32480> 2 cycle blowers stop at 8 inches
[00:29:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya?
[00:29:22] <cmn32480> 4 cycle generally handle to 20-22"
[00:29:34] <SirFinkus> do they run on coal or something?
[00:29:46] <cmn32480> I 've never seen one bigger than 8"
[00:29:47] <cmn32480> but
[00:29:59] <cmn32480> sorry no grab on that one SirFinkus
[00:30:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> this i did not know. i just use a push broom or a shovel once it gets over a foot.
[00:31:16] <SirFinkus> damn, I thought my coal joke was a good one too
[00:31:22] <SirFinkus> guess it's not my day
[00:31:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coal'd prolly work pretty well. get more heat happening.
[00:32:00] <SirFinkus> flamethrowers would be best
[00:32:08] <cmn32480> yeah
[00:32:13] <cmn32480> we had that discussion earluer
[00:32:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, telling someone else to go deal with it = best
[00:32:31] <SirFinkus> legal in 49 states
[00:32:40] <SirFinkus> you liar
[00:32:47] <cmn32480> my kids are almost to the age where I can send them out with a shovel
[00:32:54] <SirFinkus> if you had a flamethrower, you'd use any excuse to take it out
[00:33:02] <SirFinkus> don't deny it
[00:33:10] <cmn32480> totally
[00:33:12] <SirFinkus> I know I'd use it
[00:33:21] <cmn32480> fend off tricker treaters
[00:33:24] <SirFinkus> I'd clean the gutters with it
[00:33:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i already warned the roomie's boy that he gots to shovel our driveway and the neighbors' as well
[00:33:31] <SirFinkus> dusting around the house
[00:33:44] <cmn32480> my kids are too small for that
[00:33:46] <SirFinkus> clearing bunkers
[00:33:57] <cmn32480> when the snow reaches your chest, it ain't gonna happen
[00:33:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> making grilled cheeses
[00:34:02] <SirFinkus> too lazy and ungrateful
[00:34:16] <SirFinkus> tell them to go out and build some character
[00:34:18] <cmn32480> searing steak
[00:34:34] <cmn32480> tehn I'd get a snowman that looks like Mickey Mouse
[00:34:51] <cmn32480> get it? 'cuz they built a character!
[00:35:00] <SirFinkus> there's a certain critical age where chores are cool
[00:35:06] <cmn32480> yeah
[00:35:09] <SirFinkus> "oh sweet! I get to use the lawnmower!"
[00:35:10] <SirFinkus> etc
[00:35:17] <SirFinkus> gotta milk that shit
[00:35:36] <cmn32480> this is what I wanted today:
[00:35:36] <cmn32480> http://smile.amazon.com
[00:35:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, the boy is currently stoked that he gets to do dishes. i give him a half a year before that wears off
[00:35:43] <PC-Police> ^ 03Amazon.com : Husqvarna 30in. Electric Start Track-Drive Snow Thrower - 414cc Engine, Model# ST330T : Patio, Lawn Garden ( http://www.amazon.com )
[00:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hahahaha, poor ruby. https://redmine.ruby-lang.org
[00:36:20] <PC-Police> ^ 03Misc #12004: Code of Conduct - Ruby trunk - Ruby Issue Tracking System
[00:36:39] <cmn32480> she go off the rails?
[00:38:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, rails already signed up for that shit
[00:38:18] * cmn32480 dind't relize they were different
[00:38:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully this is not going to ever become a perl or SN issue
[00:38:50] <cmn32480> SN? unlikely
[00:39:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone comes along trying to push a coc on us shall get this reply: Fuck off, cunt.
[00:39:16] <cmn32480> our Code of Conduct: speak your mind. All opinions are welcome. But if the decision goes against you, shut your pie hole
[00:39:30] <cmn32480> mmmmmm pie
[00:39:38] <SirFinkus> oh shit, gendered slur
[00:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, best i could come up with off the top of my head. EF could have done better no doubt.
[00:40:34] <SirFinkus> how about "fuck off and die of cunt rot"
[00:40:42] * SirFinkus likes cunt rot
[00:40:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> better
[00:40:57] <cmn32480> I read "SirFinkus licks cunt rot"
[00:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, my balls itch
[00:41:16] <SirFinkus> good in salad dressings cmn32480
[00:41:24] <cmn32480> oh dear
[00:42:16] <cmn32480> I have been sneaky-sneakied on by my 3 year old
[00:42:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you should do a submission up about the ruby thing. i'm busy drinking or i would.
[00:43:15] <SirFinkus> I would, but I don't give enough of a shit, and I don't really know much about it tbh
[00:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh fine then
[00:43:44] <SirFinkus> and that implies that I'm not busy drinking on a sunday evening
[00:44:01] <SirFinkus> which is a bold assumption
[00:44:04] <cmn32480> gotta go give bath time to the littlest monster
[00:44:08] <cmn32480> back later
[00:44:33] <SirFinkus> cmn324yates0
[00:45:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[00:45:17] <SirFinkus> sorry, best pun I could think of
[00:48:19] <cmn32480> fail
[00:48:29] <cmn32480> and the wife is bathing the littleest
[00:48:44] <cmn32480> because I don't think I can bend over to wash her in the tub
[00:48:57] <SirFinkus> you're supposed to start with the oldest, the little ones put up less of a fight
[00:49:29] <SirFinkus> I just had a really bad one that I decided against saying
[00:49:31] <cmn32480> you don't ahve kids do you?
[00:49:44] <SirFinkus> hope not
[00:49:52] <cmn32480> yeah
[00:50:08] <cmn32480> only works that way sometimes
[00:50:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> not if you hold them up by the foot and use a hose
[00:51:01] <cmn32480> they all fight then
[00:51:07] <cmn32480> and we are on a zone defence
[00:51:08] <SirFinkus> or make them stand in the driveway and hose them off
[00:51:13] <cmn32480> I have done that
[00:51:22] <cmn32480> they needed it
[00:51:28] <cmn32480> egad were tehy dirty
[00:51:40] <SirFinkus> don't take them to the beach next time
[00:52:02] <cmn32480> sand all in butt cracks...
[00:52:13] <cmn32480> my kids used to try to bring home half the beach in their diaper
[00:52:21] <SirFinkus> gotta use the "jet" setting
[00:52:24] <cmn32480> and they had sparkley poo for a week
[00:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, what yall think of this line as a closer on the ruby sub? "All contributors are valuable faggots to us, regardless of race, gender, sexuality, or the desire to dress up as a stuffed animal and get their freak on."
[00:53:21] <cmn32480> prolly get cut
[00:53:41] <cmn32480> or at least adjusted
[00:53:43] <SirFinkus> rip off the fmj scene
[00:53:47] <cmn32480> depending on context
[00:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[00:53:51] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: put this in a post: <quote>a http://www.fortinet.com<
[00:53:57] <PC-Police> ^ 03Network Security, Enterprise and Data-Center Firewall | Fortinet
[00:54:10] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: it prints: a " rel="url2html-12571">http://www.fortinet.com
[00:54:12] <cmn32480> that is already in the queue gravis
[00:54:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that's new and unique
[00:54:42] <cmn32480> you break it Gravis?
[00:54:58] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: no, that's what i was telling you about
[00:54:58] * cmn32480 hands Gravis a celebratory beer
[00:55:18] <Gravis> cmn32480: if there is one thing i can do, it's break programs
[00:55:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, same in blockquote. doesn't happen in comments though. wonder what the deal is?
[00:55:35] <cmn32480> keep working on it. we gotta keep the Buzzard busy, or he'll lose interest
[00:56:21] <cmn32480> gravis++
[00:56:21] <Bender> karma - gravis: 6
[00:56:22] <SirFinkus> "We are hard, but we are fair! There is no racial bigotry here! W do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! "
[00:56:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that's what it is. some bad regex cause of the "a" right before the url
[00:57:06] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: it doesn't happen in comments? hmm... https://soylentnews.org
[00:57:07] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[00:58:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to have the a then a url
[00:58:40] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: look at my comment
[00:58:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll look into it tomorrow
[00:59:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell man
[00:59:02] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: LQQK https://soylentnews.org
[00:59:45] <Gravis> i break your code and i break it well. ;)
[00:59:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes you do.
[01:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully i've never touched the url2html sub and can blame it on cowboyneal
[01:00:32] <Gravis> i should reveal my true identity!
[01:00:39] Gravis is now known as edgecaseman
[01:00:41] <cmn32480> superman?
[01:00:45] <edgecaseman> it's me!
[01:00:52] <edgecaseman> edgecaseman!
[01:01:04] edgecaseman is now known as Gravis
[01:02:21] <Gravis> i will test all possible cases and find the one that doesn't work properly
[01:03:42] <Gravis> in the same way, i found several issues in wikipedia's engine.
[01:05:43] <SirFinkus> gravis, the human fuzzer
[01:06:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab SirFinkus
[01:06:30] <Bender> Added quote 656
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[01:07:53] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[01:07:57] <Gravis> SirFinkus: nah, i just have a tendency to use a large amount of features if they are offered.
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[01:07:59] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 14°C/57°F, 7:07 pm CST, Sunday, 24 January 2016
[01:08:10] <Gravis> ~weather hell
[01:08:11] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 21°F / -6°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind W at 3 mph, humidity 77% - Sunday partly cloudy (11°F:33°F / -12°C:1°C), Monday mostly cloudy (29°F:36°F / -2°C:2°C), Tuesday scattered showers (34°F:43°F / 1°C:6°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (18°F:38°F / -8°C:3°C)
[01:08:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secret SSH Backdoor in Fortinet Hardware Found in More Products - http://sylnt.us - NSA-for-all
[01:08:27] <SirFinkus> oh, so you're a hacker, call the cops
[01:09:21] <SirFinkus> that "bug" looks suspiciously like a violation of CFAA
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[01:15:48] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 17°C/63°F, 5:15 pm PST, Sunday, 24 January 2016
[01:15:56] <Ethanol-fueled> AWWWW yeah niggaz
[01:16:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing is as good as being FUCCED UPP
[01:17:23] <SirFinkus> little early for me
[01:17:34] <Ethanol-fueled> dont be a fag, fink
[01:17:47] <SirFinkus> sorry, it's in my nature
[01:17:50] <SirFinkus> can't help it
[01:18:11] <Ethanol-fueled> teh carolina panthers are mobbin dat beeitch
[01:18:56] <SirFinkus> I'm like the scorpion in the frog and scorpion fable, except with my penis instead of a stinger
[01:19:16] <Ethanol-fueled> That's ultra-gay.
[01:19:20] <Ethanol-fueled> MEGA-gay
[01:20:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, EF
[01:20:12] <SirFinkus> is it hyper gay?
[01:20:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I've had discussions about AEGIS systems and shit. But you, sir, are mega-gay.
[01:20:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzbombm wassup!
[01:21:37] <Ethanol-fueled> megaman++
[01:21:37] <Bender> karma - megaman: 1
[01:21:45] <Ethanol-fueled> only one?
[01:22:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> drinkin whooskey and writing a sub about codes of conduct for software projects
[01:23:19] <Ethanol-fueled> OY. Sounds bad.
[01:23:50] <SirFinkus> he's probably been waiting to be able to submit a story about this for months
[01:24:11] <SirFinkus> waiting for the next major project to be approached
[01:24:16] <Ethanol-fueled> bEEN DRANKin at a bar i love.
[01:24:55] <Ethanol-fueled> fucking caroklina panthers are winnin
[01:26:24] <Ethanol-fueled> whiskey++
[01:26:24] <Bender> karma - whiskey: 8
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[01:27:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[01:27:07] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN Submission by The Mighty Buzzard: Activist Tries to Push CoC Into Ruby
[01:27:12] <Gravis> <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully i've never touched the url2html sub and can blame it on cowboyneal
[01:27:12] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: no, you can't because this error does not exist on slashdot
[01:27:27] <SirFinkus> I love the innuendo
[01:27:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, they likely don't use it anymore. They're on a very different codebase nowadays.
[01:27:56] <Gravis> i misread that as "Activist Tries to Push Baby Into CnC"
[01:28:01] <Ethanol-fueled> fucking hate cowboyneal
[01:28:11] <Ethanol-fueled> goddaamn jews
[01:28:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need more booze to go with my coke
[01:29:24] <SirFinkus> making steaks again tonight
[01:29:32] <Ethanol-fueled> cocaine++
[01:29:32] <Bender> karma - cocaine: 4
[01:30:12] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: ha! i love this CoC deally because those are all the projects i hate!
[01:30:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much my opinion as well.
[01:32:27] <Gravis> i mean, for ruby to make itself even more appalling is nothing but great.
[01:33:07] <Gravis> it really drives home the "this is a piece of shit language" that they started with
[01:33:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> far as i'm concerned you have three choices of language: perl, c, or some flavor of assembly. otherwise you're a newfag and off is the direction you need to fuck.
[01:33:46] <Gravis> pff... perl
[01:34:14] <Gravis> use c/c++/asm and when you need scripting, shell script
[01:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> tis the swiss army knife of arbitrary text mangling
[01:34:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it don't try to be the boss of you.
[01:35:31] <JamesNZ> Whitespace 4 lyfe \o/
[01:35:34] <Gravis> that's fine and all... but i don't want it on any of my systems
[01:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, while i'm feeling ranty, there is one fucking kind of punk and that is punk. cyber/steam/carny/etc... can eat a dick.
[01:36:37] <SirFinkus> what about a snitch in prison?
[01:36:38] <JamesNZ> Don't be punkist.
[01:36:50] <SirFinkus> or where you referring to that kind of punk?
[01:37:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake SirFinkus
[01:37:04] * MrPlow smakes SirFinkus upside the head with vibrating rooster sammich
[01:37:06] <SirFinkus> oh wait
[01:37:14] <SirFinkus> punk is gay guy
[01:37:20] <SirFinkus> sorry, I got it wrong
[01:37:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're in prison for doing something wrong. you gotta expect em to do punk wrong too.
[01:37:49] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the good news is, you have zero control over the situation and what people think... you know, besides you be an old cranky man.
[01:38:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #perl6
[01:38:05] <MrPlow> Get off my lawn!
[01:38:08] <SirFinkus> I thought he was a gun totin injun
[01:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> that too
[01:39:29] <Gravis> SirFinkus: really? i was leaning more toward white supremacist
[01:39:50] <SirFinkus> someone called him that in on of the comments
[01:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it was funny
[01:40:27] <SirFinkus> about "moding"
[01:40:31] <SirFinkus> whatever that is
[01:42:10] <Gravis> are you sure it wasn't EF? i mean, he seems like the level or retard needed to be a racist and call someone else a racist.
[01:42:20] <Gravis> -or+of
[01:44:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd never look down on someone because of their race. now their culture? all day long and twice on sunday.
[01:44:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> black thug culture, islamic culture, you name it. i'm all over hating on that shit.
[01:47:16] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: sounds like you wouldn't have a problem with wiping out a large chunk of humanity
[01:47:38] <SirFinkus> well that escalated quickly
[01:47:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit of a stretch there.
[01:47:45] <SirFinkus> from disapproving to genocide?
[01:48:38] <Gravis> SirFinkus: hate and genocide are strongly linked
[01:48:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> hate and nasty twitter posts are too
[01:49:41] <Gravis> a good reason to get rid of twitter. :P
[01:50:08] <SirFinkus> some ideas should be hated
[01:50:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> no argument here. be happy to move on to something better.
[01:50:13] <SirFinkus> hating a race is absurd
[01:50:31] <SirFinkus> hating an ideology is fair game
[01:50:35] <cmn32480> what?? the indy 500 sucks ass
[01:50:47] <Gravis> lol
[01:50:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> true. nascar ftw, bitches.
[01:51:49] <chromas> We need a War on Hatred
[01:51:53] <cmn32480> I wouldn't try to ride that horse too far buzzard
[01:51:58] <SirFinkus> only form of racing I enjoy is rally car racing
[01:52:01] <cmn32480> Left Turn!!!!!!
[01:52:01] <Gravis> cmn32480: that reminds me of a distasteful shirt i thought up: front reads, "I only like certain races." the back has "indy 500\n kentucky derby\n etc.."
[01:52:06] <cmn32480> Another left Turn!!!!!!
[01:52:07] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> four lefts makes a straight. i'm straight. thus it is proven.
[01:53:04] <Gravis> SirFinkus: rally car racing is fun. :)
[01:53:16] <Gravis> SirFinkus: autonomous rally car racing would be hilarious. :D
[01:53:33] <SirFinkus> I'm not really what I'd call a fan of it, but it's something I suspect I could get into if I started watching it
[01:53:51] <SirFinkus> Gravis: I think darpa tried that
[01:54:15] <SirFinkus> they didn't go very fast
[01:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> rally cars might be fun driving but i can't watch em.
[01:54:27] <Gravis> SirFinkus: yeah... but that was when we /started/ developing the technology.
[01:55:40] <SirFinkus> rally cross might be a good comprimise TheMightyBuzzard
[01:55:44] <Gravis> SirFinkus: it was also out in the desert
[01:55:50] <SirFinkus> yeah
[01:55:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, skip it all and go race go karts
[01:56:07] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:56:08] <PC-Police> ^ 03GoPro: Red Bull Global RallyCross 2014 Highlight - YouTube
[01:56:24] <Gravis> i agree, doing is more fun than watching
[01:56:25] <SirFinkus> go carts don't have jumps
[01:56:33] <SirFinkus> never tried racing of any kind
[01:57:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> go kart racing is da bomb. you can do it after drinking.
[01:58:49] <Gravis> you can do any kind of racing whenever you want... just not legally and you may not survive.
[01:59:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> true nuff but you've got a pretty good likelihood of living through racing a go kart while sloshed
[02:01:07] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you should try racing in a real car while "sloshed"
[02:01:20] <Gravis> i wouldn't but you should'
[02:01:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> have. it's less fun.
[02:01:48] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: well you didn't die enough.
[02:02:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've been practicing up. i try for two or three little deaths a day.
[02:25:09] <SirFinkus> mmm steak
[02:39:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sys-Admin Dispenses Passwords With a Banana - http://sylnt.us - i-might-have-to-try-this
[02:42:35] <Ethanol-fueled> HAD a duscussion most pleasant today.
[02:42:35] <Ethanol-fueled> '
[02:42:48] <takyon> hi
[02:42:49] <Ethanol-fueled> about waveguides.
[02:43:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm?
[02:43:23] <Ethanol-fueled> where my waveguide niggas at?
[02:43:40] <Ethanol-fueled> SHeeit...
[02:43:51] <takyon> I've read the word waveguide once, does that make me one
[02:44:02] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:44:08] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: Waveguide
[02:44:27] <Bytram> A waveguide would say: "If you head out to the beach, you will find waves there."
[02:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> or it could be a pringles can
[02:45:03] <Ethanol-fueled> A wageguide would say: don't defeat the interlocks.
[02:45:23] <Ethanol-fueled> lest you sterilize yourself for the weekend.
[02:45:31] <takyon> is a fiber optic cable a waveguide
[02:45:39] <Ethanol-fueled> yes takyon.
[02:45:54] <takyon> cool
[02:45:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> so is a pringles can. you never made a cantenna?
[02:46:00] <Ethanol-fueled> but not in the traditianel seneses
[02:46:00] <takyon> when are we going to get that optical computing
[02:46:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I will tell ya when. I work with excimer lasers.
[02:47:20] * SirFinkus is listening to Rammstein — Rosenrot, from the album Rosenrot
[02:47:31] <Ethanol-fueled> AMerican_foooooots booo,l,l,ll++
[02:47:58] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHEEHEEEEHOOOOOO+++++
[02:48:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> football still going on?
[02:48:43] <Ethanol-fueled> yes, buzzbomb. but not for long.
[02:49:17] <Ethanol-fueled> DU
[02:49:21] <Ethanol-fueled> DU HAST
[02:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really don't follow aside from OU college ball
[02:49:33] <Ethanol-fueled> WUT Oregon state>
[02:49:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Pothead motherfukker
[02:50:05] <SirFinkus> oh, we had club day at my school the other day, I'm pretty sure the Russian guy in the international club brought vodka
[02:50:20] <SirFinkus> surprised he was sitting at the table instead of squatting in front of it
[02:50:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck you communist bastids
[02:50:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist Ethanol-fueled
[02:50:38] <MrPlow> Ethanol-fueled, you're a socialist!
[02:51:03] * Ethanol-fueled ran the OU track from a VW bus
[02:51:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, OKLAHOMA you freak of nature
[02:51:17] * SirFinkus is listening to Earth — Lens of Unrectified Night, from the album HEX; or Printing In the Infernal Method
[02:51:30] <SirFinkus> maybe more relevant to the optical computing discussion
[02:51:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I could only wish I was from oklahoma
[02:51:54] <SirFinkus> grandma was from oklahoma
[02:51:58] <SirFinkus> that's all I got
[02:52:00] <Ethanol-fueled> and my wife's name, is Betty-Lou Thelma Liz
[02:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/liz/louise/i
[02:52:48] <Ethanol-fueled> He's not responsible for what he's doin'
[02:53:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Cuz his momma made him what he iz
[02:53:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Up against the wall redneck mother
[02:53:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:53:27] <PC-Police> ^ 03Boys from Oklahoma - YouTube
[02:54:35] * Ethanol-fueled loves AMERICAN folk songs
[02:55:19] <Ethanol-fueled> America is the best fucking cuntry EVER. a
[02:55:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof, and that's a damned shame lately.
[02:58:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> for the record, i can roll shit what looks like a store-bought smoke.
[02:58:34] <takyon> cuntry is right
[02:58:42] <takyon> america is doomed
[02:58:48] <SirFinkus> holy shit, just saw a picture of gavin mcinnes cock
[02:58:59] <SirFinkus> he's stepping on his foreskin and stretching it
[02:59:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> feelin a bit red-dirt-ish tonight
[03:00:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, you dirty faggotfuck
[03:00:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:00:16] <PC-Police> ^ 03Steve Earle - Copperhead Road - YouTube
[03:00:33] <Ethanol-fueled> fuckin copperhead rattle snake
[03:00:36] <SirFinkus> I wasn't even looking for it
[03:01:44] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:01:44] <PC-Police> ^✓* 03Wiki: Waveguide
[03:01:53] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[03:01:57] <SirFinkus> warning, contains cock
[03:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> here ya go EF, you should dig this one: https://www.youtube.com
[03:02:13] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA\
[03:02:14] <PC-Police> ^ 03Jason Boland - Rich, Young Dumb Nymphomaniac - YouTube
[03:02:26] <Ethanol-fueled> uncurcumcized fags.
[03:02:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Filthy Fuckers.
[03:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> snake with a turtleneck
[03:02:51] SirFinkus is now known as SirSmegma
[03:03:03] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled is secretly a heeb
[03:03:19] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off chromas. I aint no heep Jew fuck
[03:03:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> secretly?
[03:03:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck heebs
[03:03:57] <chromas> He thinks it's a secret
[03:04:06] <SirSmegma> naw
[03:04:13] <SirSmegma> Ethanol-fueled is totally the cryptojew
[03:04:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, it's bedtime finally but i ain't done drinkin yet
[03:04:31] <SirSmegma> chromas is too of course
[03:04:48] * TheMightyBuzzard is too busy being a wagon burner
[03:04:56] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:04:56] <PC-Police> ^ 03Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk - YouTube
[03:05:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
[03:05:15] * Ethanol-fueled kneads dick
[03:05:41] <SirSmegma> with your foot I hope
[03:05:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Sod off fuckface
[03:05:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> man em womens gots no ass
[03:06:20] <SirSmegma> mad you don't have a foreskin to stomp on?
[03:06:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> quick, IV cheeseburger, STAT
[03:06:28] <Ethanol-fueled> when you got dem wimmims shakin dat booty
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[03:07:32] * TheMightyBuzzard is with sir mix-a-lot on this matter
[03:08:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzbomb - whooowheeslapyogramma
[03:08:43] <Ethanol-fueled> it aint for the money or the free whiskey.....it's for the badonkadonk
[03:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> man they shoulda hired okie girls for that video instead of models. they know how to wear wranglers.
[03:09:00] <Ethanol-fueled> wrangler_jeans++
[03:09:00] <Bender> karma - wrangler_jeans: 1
[03:09:13] <cmn32480> ~gnight gentlemen
[03:09:14] * exec abnormally flings a coffee++ mug of dag at gentlemen
[03:09:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> wranglers are not for amateurs though. you gotta have the goods to wear em right unlike say rockies
[03:09:28] <cmn32480> ~gnight the_rest_of_you_fickers
[03:09:31] * exec covertly slides a DD cup of pancakes to the_rest_of_you_fickers
[03:09:33] <chromas> ~define crypto Jew
[03:09:36] <exec> crypto Jew : unable to find definition
[03:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[03:09:41] * SirSmegma can't decide between tight jeans and short skirts
[03:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> pancakes!
[03:10:08] <cmn32480> SirSmegma: BOTH
[03:10:11] <SirSmegma> I think it's context senstive
[03:10:24] <SirSmegma> walking? jeans probably, anything else skirts
[03:10:26] * chromas right-clicks
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[03:11:14] <SirSmegma> but when you're doing creepy leering shit, walking behind a girl is usually the scenario
[03:11:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> creepy leering shit is ftw
[03:11:56] <SirSmegma> but with a skirt, you have the possibility of catching a glimpse of panties
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[03:12:03] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 13°C/56°F, 9:12 pm CST, Sunday, 24 January 2016
[03:12:32] <SirSmegma> so it's like choosing between a weapon with medium damage and no crit chance, and a weapon with low damage and a high crit chance
[03:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://youtu.be
[03:12:57] <PC-Police> ^ 03Joe Nichols - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:13:33] <SirSmegma> because I think we'll all agree that a flash of panty is better than a butt in jeans
[03:14:00] <Ethanol-fueled> thick butts++
[03:14:01] <Ethanol-fueled> '
[03:14:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Where is sarah sharp's butt at?
[03:14:25] <SirSmegma> thunder thighs
[03:14:37] <Ethanol-fueled> GIVEITTOME
[03:14:56] <SirSmegma> https://www.youtube.com
[03:14:56] <PC-Police> ^ 03Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) - YouTube
[03:15:09] <Ethanol-fueled> GGGRRRRRRRRRRRARRAGHLLLLLL
[03:15:10] <chromas> You need a CoC to see it, Ethanol-fueled
[03:16:11] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:17:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeeech. Freddie's nasty pit hair.
[03:17:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, hell with tha womens. it's manly stuff time. https://www.youtube.com
[03:17:26] <PC-Police> ^ 03Billy Currington - Pretty Good At Drinkin' Beer - YouTube
[03:17:31] <Ethanol-fueled> You big woman, you mad a fat boy outta me! HAhhhhhhahaahhhhHhahaahahhaha
[03:18:45] <Ethanol-fueled> lAST TIME i WAS IN this situation it was offering israel an uncomfortable situation.
[03:19:06] <Ethanol-fueled> 40ish nautical miles. IFF Spoofery.
[03:19:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[03:19:31] <Ethanol-fueled> That's al I'm gonna say about that. GET on your bikes and RIDE!\
[03:21:14] <SirSmegma> too dark
[03:21:35] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off fucker
[03:21:44] <SirSmegma> too dark to sod off
[03:21:47] <SirSmegma> you're stuck with me
[03:21:55] <Ethanol-fueled> that's the current state of things
[03:24:05] <Ethanol-fueled> now, tell me. What is the current state of da da da da da.
[03:25:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Ah, I know now. The sexiest woman EVER.
[03:25:12] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:25:13] <PC-Police> ^ 03Sheila E. at Prince concert in Oakland. Ca. - YouTube
[03:25:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to hug her thick butt.
[03:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, this week i'm leaning towards mercedes carerra. she rides a dick like her ass has hydraulics in it.
[03:27:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzbomb, beware.
[03:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> what fer? i told her the same thing earlier today n she took the compliment.
[03:32:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Main. I love Shiele E.
[03:32:55] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:32:55] <PC-Police> ^✓* 03Sheila E. at Prince concert in Oakland. Ca. - YouTube
[03:33:51] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:33:51] <PC-Police> ^✓* 03Sheila E. at Prince concert in Oakland. Ca. - YouTube
[03:34:43] <Ethanol-fueled> her thick beautiful butt
[03:35:00] <Ethanol-fueled> errything about her.
[03:35:14] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:35:14] <PC-Police> ^✓* 03Sheila E. at Prince concert in Oakland. Ca. - YouTube
[03:37:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> just in case any of ya was wondering, Blake Shelton was a douchebag right up until he got famous.
[03:37:24] <Ethanol-fueled> thick butts++
[03:37:36] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:37:36] <PC-Police> ^✓* 03Sheila E. at Prince concert in Oakland. Ca. - YouTube
[03:38:30] <Ethanol-fueled> nothing smakes me knead my dikk more craazily than shiela e
[03:38:51] <Ethanol-fueled> I love shiela e
[03:39:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but what's your feelins on shiela e?
[03:39:19] <Ethanol-fueled> dick kneadings.
[03:39:27] <SirSmegma> how do you feel about her ass though?
[03:39:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> here's one for you, EF, https://www.youtube.com
[03:39:35] <PC-Police> ^ 03Brad Paisley - Alcohol - YouTube
[03:39:42] <SirSmegma> what's your favorite thing about her?
[03:39:55] <Ethanol-fueled> sirsmagma, she shows her underarms.
[03:40:07] <Ethanol-fueled> shes latina, which I love.
[03:40:23] <Ethanol-fueled> she has a thick booty, which I love.
[03:41:14] <Ethanol-fueled> it drives me mad, you motherfucker
[03:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need more booze
[03:41:32] <Ethanol-fueled> booze++
[03:41:32] <Bender> karma - booze: 5
[03:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me, alcohol ♫
[03:43:55] * TheMightyBuzzard breaks out the in case of emergency flask
[03:44:13] <SirSmegma> fuck, I think I need more booze too
[03:44:35] <SirSmegma> all I have left is fruity stuff
[03:44:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, god. that thick butt is driving me CRAZY
[03:45:07] <Ethanol-fueled> I can't containe mtsely
[03:45:11] <Ethanol-fueled> myself
[03:45:44] <SirSmegma> knead away, this isn't awkward or anything
[03:45:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh sweet Jesus
[03:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'fine, just don't give us the stroke by stroke
[03:46:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh Shiela
[03:46:20] <Ethanol-fueled> '
[03:46:46] <Ethanol-fueled> I am in Hehofanum
[03:47:29] <Ethanol-fueled> What a beautiful woman.
[03:48:58] <Ethanol-fueled> God what a beautiful woman
[03:49:07] <Ethanol-fueled> I love Shiela E
[03:49:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to get her pregnant
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[04:11:32] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 5:56 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 24°C/75°F, 5:11 pm GMT+13, Monday, 25 January 2016
[04:18:01] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[04:18:02] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 52°F / 11°C, clear, wind S at 11 mph, humidity 89% - Monday partly cloudy (42°F:57°F / 6°C:14°C), Tuesday showers (52°F:54°F / 11°C:12°C), Wednesday showers (39°F:56°F / 4°C:13°C), Thursday partly cloudy (43°F:49°F / 6°C:9°C)
[04:19:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin heffe
[04:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, up early or really late?
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[04:40:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brain Levels of Vitamin B12 Decrease With Age and Are Prematurely Low With Certain Diseases - http://sylnt.us - i-bet-centrum-won't-help
[06:42:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Launch. Land. Repeat. - http://sylnt.us - close-enough-for-government-work
[06:58:04] <crutchy> redgut++
[06:58:04] <Bender> karma - redgut: 3
[07:19:19] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, ermagerd SN sooo needs a 404 horse!!!
[07:19:22] <crutchy> http://motherboard.vice.com
[07:19:22] <PC-Police> ^ 03vmp - Error Site | Motherboard
[07:24:15] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Dayum.
[07:27:08] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.linuxinsider.com
[07:27:37] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[07:29:51] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.itwire.com
[07:30:25] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[07:43:21] <crutchy> http://www.zdnet.com
[07:43:21] <PC-Police> ^ 03Linux 4.3 released after Linus Torvalds scraps 'brain damage' code | ZDNet
[07:43:23] <crutchy> lol
[07:43:33] <crutchy> "Might I suggest the hipster babies go write their own human history changing kernel?"
[07:56:19] <chromas> I feel relieved they took the time to convert those naughty words into asterisks
[07:56:34] <chromas> Otherwise, I would've been as triggered as Linus' outburst
[08:04:38] <crutchy> lol
[08:04:46] <crutchy> true
[08:05:07] <crutchy> especially cos hunter2 is a terrible insult :/
[08:05:51] <crutchy> omg i just triggered myself!
[08:07:17] <chromas> #trigger crutchy
[08:13:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's 'Great Brain Robbery' Hacking of US Companies a National Security Emergency - http://sylnt.us - i-love-industrial-espionage-in-the-morning
[08:19:53] <Runaway1956> I'm so evil. This should really screw with someone's minds: You might say they are identical twins from different mothers, or something like that.
[08:20:15] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[08:20:16] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN article: China's 'Great Brain Robbery' Hacking of US Companies a National Security Emergency 04(3 comments)
[08:21:21] <crutchy> i wrote the previous reply, but yours is more insightful
[08:22:00] <Runaway1956> Ahhh, man, don't go calling me names like "insightful" - I'm just screwing with minds, LMAO
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[09:42:28] <Runaway1956> Darwin++
[09:42:28] <Bender> karma - darwin: 1
[09:42:35] <Runaway1956> http://fox40.com
[09:42:36] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wisconsin Woman Found Frozen to Death After Leaving Party in Shorts | FOX40
[09:44:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Egyptian Museum Employees Prosecuted Over Tutankhamun Mask's Broken Beard and Gluey Cover-Up - http://sylnt.us - shoulda-used-krazy-glue
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[11:20:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:20:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2118
[11:20:27] <Some_Old_Guy> Yo, TMB
[11:20:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup
[11:20:51] <Some_Old_Guy> I decided that I don't want to use that ck kernel after all
[11:20:58] <Some_Old_Guy> it buggers up virtualbox
[11:21:08] <Some_Old_Guy> I'm back to the liquorix kernel
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[11:21:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes sense
[11:21:24] <Some_Old_Guy> Oh, I'm not me?
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[11:21:56] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[11:22:32] Runaway1956 is now known as SoyGuest48958
[11:22:42] <SoyGuest48958> *sigh*
[11:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm stickin with the vanilla arch kernel. too much of an embuggerance to build one lately.
[11:23:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> forget to ident?
[11:23:59] SoyGuest48958 is now known as Runaway1956
[11:24:33] <Runaway1956> either I'm fumble fingered, or nickserve was just feeling stubborn
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[11:25:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[11:25:24] <Runaway1956> I've also given up on Win 10 in a VM
[11:25:47] <Runaway1956> as soon as I install the VBox guest additions, it kills the host machine, as well as the guest
[11:26:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[11:28:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy crap, we got a speed boost from our isp
[11:28:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> gettin double what we been payin for today.
[11:29:23] <Runaway1956> I sent a couple of my hitmen to talk to the sysadmin
[11:30:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> good man.
[11:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't need two though. they're eco-hipsters running the thing.
[11:33:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wow. our upload speed got bumped up to 5x normal.
[11:34:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> more than really. more like 6-7x
[11:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> now getting 50Mbps down and 5.4Mbps up
[11:35:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is nice cause we're paying for 25Mbps/768Kbps
[11:35:33] <Runaway1956> I would consider performing deviant sex acts to get that kind of speed
[11:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd consider performing deviant sex acts because it's monday
[11:37:11] <Runaway1956> You deviant . . .
[11:37:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'trufe
[11:39:10] <Runaway1956> Maybe I should offer my not-quite-nubile-but-legal-age granddaughter to that sysadmin next time around.
[11:40:44] <Runaway1956> That big blizzard? Has EVERYONE on the east coast forgotten how to drive in snow and ice? Maybe global warming is a thing after all.
[11:41:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, real sysadmins don't need help gettin dates. they got plenty of power to abuse to line up a hottie or three.
[11:42:39] <Runaway1956> Yeah, but "granddaughter' has connotations of "taboo" - who can resist that?
[11:43:18] <chromas> grand 'daughter'
[11:43:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> well s'true but if you think about it all chicks are someone's granddaughter. except caitlyn jenner.
[11:43:58] <Runaway1956> Not for you Chromas, you'll have to stick with whatever
[11:44:09] * chromas hides the scissors
[11:44:24] <crutchy> daugter for a grand
[11:44:52] * PC-Police is transbotkin
[11:45:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!
[11:45:33] <crutchy> sounds like a good name for a band
[11:46:19] <crutchy> today i came across my new favorite greeting
[11:46:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California Lawmaker Tries Hand at Banning Encryption - http://sylnt.us - why-can't-they-ever-learn
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[11:46:27] <Runaway1956> The forbidden fruits of somebody's loins
[11:46:30] <crutchy> 'listen here fucko'
[11:46:41] <crutchy> classic :D
[11:47:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a greeting now? sweet.
[11:48:04] <Runaway1956> Now it's Taiwan - global warming kills 85 - http://www.bbc.com
[11:48:05] <PC-Police> ^ 03East Asia cold snap 'kills 85 in Taiwan' - BBC News
[11:54:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.spiked-online.com
[11:54:09] <PC-Police> ^ 03In dystopian Britain, the police now hunt down ?pre-rapists? | Crime and the law | Love and sex | spiked
[11:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> har, they fucked up their unicodes
[11:56:48] <Runaway1956> Holy crap - why didn't the guy just tell the cops to bugger themselves? I can't imagine such nonsense.
[11:57:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp
[11:57:29] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[11:57:30] * exec dexterously postulates a wad of NCommander towards #soylent
[11:57:57] <crutchy> cmn32480, listen here fucko :D
[11:58:33] <cmn32480> what'd I do now crutchy?
[11:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist cmn32480
[11:58:34] <MrPlow> cmn32480, you're a socialist!
[11:58:37] <cmn32480> alls I did was send snow
[11:58:44] <crutchy> probably a better greeting for my bro
[11:58:47] <cmn32480> it was solid when I mailed it I SWEAR
[11:58:51] <crutchy> :p
[11:59:15] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:59:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2119
[11:59:26] <Runaway1956> http://www.spiked-online.com
[11:59:29] <PC-Police> ^ 03Vagina voting is bad for women | Feminism | Health | Ireland | USA | spiked
[11:59:38] <crutchy> o.O
[11:59:41] <cmn32480> ... and everybody else
[12:00:02] <crutchy> there are vagina votes?
[12:00:04] <Runaway1956> That vagina voting can't be to good for men, either - I don't want to be pushing buttons after some old heifer has slid her wet thing all over them
[12:00:10] <crutchy> where do i vote for these vaginas?
[12:00:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> vaginas++
[12:00:20] <Bender> karma - vaginas: 1
[12:04:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:06:59] <Runaway1956> You broke your smoke? The magic smoke is broken? Dude, you're screwed.
[12:08:03] <crutchy> at least we have vaginas
[12:08:19] <Runaway1956> With magic smoke?
[12:08:23] <crutchy> vaginas++ # to make plural
[12:08:23] <Bender> karma - vaginas: 2
[12:10:50] <crutchy> time for bed
[12:10:55] <crutchy> gotta work tomorrow
[12:11:00] <crutchy> on fucken australia day cunts
[12:11:04] <crutchy> :(
[12:11:09] <crutchy> :P
[12:11:16] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[12:11:18] <Runaway1956> Oz has it's own day?
[12:11:19] * exec allegedly poops an assfull of splodge for #soylent
[12:11:33] <crutchy> ~g australia day
[12:11:35] <exec> [google] www.australiaday.org.au/
[12:11:41] <crutchy> ~g australia day wikipedia
[12:11:43] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[12:12:09] <Runaway1956> So, the world comes to a halt, while Oz gets and extra day to do whatever?
[12:14:04] <crutchy> not me. i gotta go to workipoos so no bbqs and beer :|
[12:14:48] <crutchy> though i just finished a bottle of red, so at least i should sleep well tonight
[12:21:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i finished a bottle of bourbon last night and slept better than if i'd bootied a buss load of cheerleaders
[12:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i could be wrong on that comparison. research is now necessary.
[12:28:47] <Runaway1956> SNOWden standing outside the White House, grinning at O'bummer - https://twitter.com
[12:28:48] <PC-Police> ^ 03Alex Rosen on Twitter: ".@Snowden the #snowman at the #whitehouse #cnnweather @cnnpolitics https://t.co https://t.co"
[12:43:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, more work on the minecraft mod time.
[12:51:28] <paulej72> morning all
[12:56:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[12:57:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, you got anything pressing you want to go into this release?
[12:58:54] <paulej72> just the fixes for the latest XSS.
[12:59:37] <paulej72> I was so brunt out from work this past week, I did nothing this weekend except watch tv and the snow fall.
[13:00:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool. gravis found a nifty bug with url2html within <quote> tags in subs and comments that only happens sometimes
[13:00:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think there's time to search up the cause and fix it though.
[13:01:31] <Gravis> only happens sometimes? you mean only when i need it. -_-
[13:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> well there probably is really but i don't want to.
[13:01:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, truth
[13:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, i'll give it quick look later and if i can fix it without causing other problems i'll do that.
[13:03:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> strikes me as a fubar'd regex though which is a lil bit harder to do bug-free
[13:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, what's your schedule look like over the next two weeks for release purposes?
[13:05:33] <paulej72> Probably OK. I want to work on it tonight and hopefully get the stuff I need submitted.
[13:07:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool. weekend or weekday release going to be better for you? either should be clear for me.
[13:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i say should be, i'd like to go fishing next clear day over freezing we get but i got no problem pushing that back if it conflicts.
[13:08:19] <paulej72> Weekend would be best.
[13:09:01] <paulej72> But we should try to get the fully ready releas cleaned up and installed on dev and staff for testing.
[13:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, it's tuesday. if we can get everything merged by friday i'm thinking this weekend instead of next.
[13:09:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, monday
[13:10:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> staff's the real test. i'm a bit worried one of the new files won't install properly on dev and we wouldn't notice cause it's already there from previous installs.
[13:10:55] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: monday does /NOT/ accept your apology.
[13:11:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, s'okay. Monday can suck it anyway. I speak for billions on this matter.
[13:11:28] <Gravis> ;)
[13:14:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:16:09] <Gravis> i feal like two people didn't fully appreciate my ending ;) marking. https://soylentnews.org
[13:16:10] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:1, Troll)
[13:17:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Skype to Hide IP Addresses by Default to Counter Harassment - http://sylnt.us - YOU-don't-know-the-IP-addresses-but-WE-do
[13:24:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, +1 Funny
[13:45:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, got the taming part taken care of for my golems.
[13:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i just need a way to create em aside from being in creative mode and using a spawn egg.
[13:49:36] <Runaway1956> Tame golems? I could use a couple. They don't shed decaying animal matter as they move about, do they?
[13:50:46] <Runaway1956> Only 19.99 when you order a ginsu knife for the introctory price of 19.99 - order now, and get this free laser shark!
[14:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, why would they. they're made outa rock.
[14:05:08] <Runaway1956> Earth golems - good deal.
[14:05:22] <Runaway1956> Those golems made from scraps of this and that are a pain in the ass.
[14:05:59] <alexbst> https://twitter.com
[14:06:00] <PC-Police> ^ 03Internet of Shit on Twitter: "Two factor sucks, so... why not just point a webcam at your token? https://t.co via @djvc1993 https://t.co"
[14:45:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://www.digitalmunition.me
[14:45:53] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[14:46:23] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[14:51:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should give MrPlow some submission credit so's he don't get hit by the sub posting limit
[14:52:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> would do the same for exec but exec don't log in to sub.
[14:57:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> The next release of rehash includes support for paying by credit card without involving PayPal, yeah?
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[15:02:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> hi krx
[15:03:11] <krx> hi
[15:06:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> from your login info, it looks like you're in Tampa. That right?
[15:07:02] <krx> right
[15:07:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> Well, howdy, neighbor.
[15:07:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm in St. Pete.
[15:08:21] <krx> Oh really. Good to see a neighbor here. Thats nice.
[15:09:19] <krx> ive been to downtown St Pete to go to the Dali Museam
[15:09:42] <krx> I think the ferry they want to open from Tampa to St Pete will be awesome
[15:13:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> It would be but I'm not sure it'll ever happen. Though I'd rather see the area get light rail, to be honest; but it's not feasible politically at the moment.
[15:14:25] <krx> right
[15:14:27] <Runaway1956> Light rail from St. Pete to Tampa? That would be cool.
[15:14:33] * Runaway1956 ducks and runs
[15:15:15] <Runaway1956> Dang, I screwed that up - meant St. Pete to Havana, of course.
[15:15:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, yes. looking at this weekend or next to release it.
[15:16:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> TMB: Cool...I'll re-subscribe once that's in place. And maybe buy MrPlow a subscription if I've got money to spare. :)
[15:18:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> Runaway1956: that'd be an awfully long run for even commuter rail. Light rail from St Pete to Ybor City wouldn't be out of the question, though.
[15:19:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Activist Tries to Push Code of Conduct Into Ruby - http://sylnt.us - CoC-blocked
[15:19:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't bank on cuba not being back on the shit list come next year anyway.
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[15:35:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun fun fun
[15:42:55] <Runaway1956> http://www.jpost.com
[15:42:56] <PC-Police> ^ 03Amidst rape allegations, Jewish porn star Deen takes home 2 Porn Oscars - Diaspora - Jerusalem Post
[15:47:29] <Runaway1956> Heh - it's fun to call TMB silly names https://soylentnews.org
[15:47:30] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN comment by [02Runaway1956 (2926)] (02Score:2)
[15:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, that's not a new one on me either.
[15:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> my cousin calls me that pretty regularly
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[15:57:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> lotsa cows today
[16:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> plenty of good arguing to be had, woot woot
[16:15:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i need a smoke break though.
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[16:19:33] <SirSmegma> http://www.nytimes.com
[16:19:33] <PC-Police> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[16:19:34] <SirSmegma> lol
[16:20:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> That album's awesome
[16:20:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> You can listen to it on YouTube
[16:20:25] <SirSmegma> agreed
[16:20:36] <SirSmegma> why listen to it on youtube when I have the flac though?
[16:20:40] SirSmegma is now known as SirFinkus
[16:22:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> Well, I have the problem of not having the FLAC, so...yeah.
[16:22:22] <SirFinkus> get on it
[16:23:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't actually own the album, either
[16:23:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> so DCC me the FLAC and then I'll have it. :)
[16:23:28] <SirFinkus> is dcc set up on your end?
[16:24:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> I *think* so - I just made some changes so it should allow auto-get.
[16:24:15] <SirFinkus> it's alac, but same diff
[16:24:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> If I throw it at VLC, will VLC play it?
[16:24:43] <SirFinkus> yes
[16:24:51] <SirFinkus> it's lossless, so you can convert it to flac if you want
[16:24:53] <Runaway1956> VLC plays anything
[16:25:02] <SirFinkus> it'll save like 30MB
[16:25:18] <Runaway1956> It could probably play an ISO of Windows 10, but who wants to listen to it?
[16:25:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> Runaway1956: Yeah, VLC is to media files as Perl is to programming tasks. They're both Swiss Army chainsaws.
[16:26:00] <SirFinkus> gtg
[16:29:02] <SirFinkus> oh you should also check out earth https://www.youtube.com
[16:29:03] <PC-Police> ^ 03Earth - The Bees Made Honey In The Lion's Skull - YouTube
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[16:33:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, qkontinuum
[16:34:03] <qkontinuum> Hi, currently on train (flaky connection)
[16:34:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> train? that's so 1800s.
[16:34:55] <qkontinuum> Convenient. 50km commute, 45 minutes relaxing :-)
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[16:36:24] <qkontinuum> Maybe with autonomous driving cars I would change the habit (also I doubt it, train is more cost-efficient)
[16:38:06] <Runaway1956> Proposed code of conduct:
[16:38:20] <Runaway1956> We're gonna do whatever we do, and there's nothing you can do to change that.
[16:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, we need no code of conduct. not even an all-approving one. if we can put up with me and still do the job, we can do the same with anyone.
[16:40:31] <Pigeonburger> Let's shorten that... Proposed CoC: Deal with it.
[16:40:58] <Runaway1956> Even better, Pigeonburger, I approve.
[16:41:13] * TheMightyBuzzard is still disappointed CoC got unabbreviated in the title
[16:41:50] <Runaway1956> CoC - pronounced like the Cock brothers, right?
[16:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
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[16:44:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i need to go pay bills today but i do not wish to do anything until i've had an after lunch nap
[16:45:08] <nick> am i being trolled here or what; https://soylentnews.org
[16:45:09] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[16:46:33] <Runaway1956> To find out whether you are being trolled, just offer the AC a nice bowl of stone soup. No troll can resist it!
[16:49:21] <nick> never heard of stone soup, interesting story
[16:50:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scotland to Debate Fortification of Flour With Folic Acid as UK Govt Delays - http://sylnt.us - ground-to-a-halt
[16:50:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm kinda disappointed. still sitting at 50 karma two hours into that story.
[16:52:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nick, i just looked and i have no idea if you're being trolled or not.
[16:58:31] <nick> i'm not even sure i get the point being made, except someone apparently knowing me well enough to decide i'm never going to change my opinion on something, and even that i'm not quite sure what?
[16:59:32] <Runaway1956> Whoever he is, he was just flapping his gums to hear his head rattle - it made no sense.
[16:59:54] <nick> the notion that official inflation statistics do not reflect actual inflation for consumers is hardly a controversial point of view, i thought anyway.
[17:01:13] <Runaway1956> Ever been to shadowstats? I think it's .com, checking . . . www.shadowstats.com
[17:01:31] <nick> yeah, i'm aware of it, although not something i look at very often
[17:02:56] <nick> the chapwood index does seem to be a much more accurate reflection of 'real' inflation
[17:03:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll have leftover tacos for brunch then a nap. Runaway1956, keep the sjws riled up for me for a couple hours.
[17:04:45] <nick> code of conduct story seems to have reasonable comments all around really.
[17:04:54] <Runaway1956> LOL - I'm going to fall into bed soon myself. The SJW's will just have to cope without us.
[17:05:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nick, yeah, surprising really
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[17:06:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmm... tacos....
[17:07:56] <nick> the quality of the summary helps i think. if we can avoid flamebait headlines and summaries, we are able to have reasonable discussion on divisive issues which some people have knee-jerk reactions to..
[17:09:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm still disappointed "Pushes CoC Into" got unabbreviated.
[17:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> it took me years to get to this level of mastery of the single entendre
[17:11:31] <nick> #editorial does not thank you ;)
[17:13:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall just got no appreciation for finely crafted dick n fart jokes
[17:21:18] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: sorry, not everyone is as retarded as you. try talking to EF more.
[17:24:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you're defective. Most men, as they mature, acquire an ever-growing and inclusive sense of humor. They appreciate nuance and subtle wit but don't throw out perfectly good chances to be amused for appearance's sake.
[17:25:41] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: sorry, not everyone is as "perfect" as you. try talking to EF more.
[17:26:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i try but his new job mostly has him busy all week
[17:30:12] <nick> if more trolls were like EF, the world would be a better place, if one accepts that trolls are an inevitability.
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[18:51:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung to Open VR Movie Studio in New York - http://sylnt.us - making-the-goggles-do-something
[18:51:46] <dyingtolive> just caught up on the whole CoC thing. that's a rabbit hole of crazy there.
[18:58:33] <Gravis> so much fucking snow
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[18:59:32] <dyingtolive> looks like hte most i'm going to get is some brisk showers tonight. it's about 50 deg F out right now.
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[19:39:52] <Thouren> Is this where the good news for nerds ran off to?
[19:40:51] <mechanicjay> Some could try to claim that.
[19:41:29] <Thouren> I'll accept bad news for news over Buzzword News for Marketing
[19:43:09] <nick> we have buzzard news instead... ymmv on that too.
[19:44:40] <Thouren> Why is there a bird giving news?
[19:44:41] <dyingtolive> it's not the news for nerds we want, but it's probably the news for nerds we deserve. or something.
[19:44:56] <Thouren> So bitter :(
[19:45:30] <dyingtolive> nah it's actually pretty nice here. i wouldn't go back.
[19:46:32] <nick> sometimes we drop the ball, but we try to do the nerd stuff right and the stuff that matters well, if you like.
[19:47:13] <nick> also, if a story is crap and it still ends up on the main page, i don't mind saying so :)
[19:48:04] <Thouren> I was reading the one about a code of conduct banging on Ruby's door
[19:48:15] <Thouren> That seemed alright, but with very split opinions
[19:48:49] <nick> it is important ideas and preconceptions are challenged and evaluated on their own merits, it's good that the site is not an echo chamber
[19:49:14] <nick> but i feel we could still do a lot better in our discourse
[19:49:16] <Thouren> I agree, sometimes people need a good shouting match
[19:53:44] <nick> if we can have an informed and reasonable debate on different perspectives of a story or issue, then when someone else comes along and reads it all in context, everyone gets the opportunity to learn something
[19:54:55] <nick> you might not change your opinion, but you might understand the other side of the debate a bit more
[19:57:43] <Thouren> No matter how strong your convictions, a closed mind will hurt you in the end
[19:58:39] <mechanicjay> Thouren++
[19:58:39] <Bender> karma - thouren: 1
[20:00:29] <mechanicjay> I find this a much more pleasant place to be. I've been to the green site about 5 times since SN launched. We do waaay better on the Signal to noise ratio in the comments.
[20:00:54] <nick> soylentnews is what the community makes it, submissions and comments are everyone's responsibility, if they want it to keep going
[20:01:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> IMO, SN does a lot better than /. on the S:N ratio on articles, too.
[20:01:50] <mechanicjay> nick: we're community funded too, which is a super impressive thing that we forget sometimes.
[20:02:48] <mechanicjay> No Ads, no third party trackers, etc.
[20:02:50] <nick> quite right, things are as they should be in the majority of ways, in my opinion at least
[20:03:11] <nick> and as i'm sure applies to many, the day that stuff comes is the day i'm out.
[20:03:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> mechanicjay: (and nick) Also, proper use of JavaScript - i.e., site works very well with it, but continues to function appropriately even without it.
[20:04:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> I really hate sites that present you with a blank page if you have javascript disabled.
[20:05:33] <nick> we're unlikely to ever change the world of online news/discussion, but i think we're doing a pretty good job and have the potential to grow the site in the community orientated way, without any of the bullshit
[20:06:03] <nick> because there is one thing we don't need more of, is news being tied up with advertisers and corporate interests.
[20:06:25] <nick> the sources may be biased to shit, but our analysis and discussion of it doesn't have to be, ever.
[20:06:44] <mechanicjay> AndyTheAbsurd: IMHO lots of places develop their sites the wrong way around. They work from the eyecandy crap, and back their way into something that works. Rather than starting with a solid html/css site and adding JS in over the top for some niceties.
[20:12:55] <mechanicjay> Holy crap - TheMightyBuzzard owes me a new keyboard after this one: https://soylentnews.org
[20:12:56] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN comment by [02The Mighty Buzzard (18)] (02Score:2, Flamebait)
[20:20:43] <Thouren> I like how simplistic soylentnews is, I didn't realize how much I missed the old slashcode design
[20:21:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> Something I've wondered about about slashcode/rehash for a while now is how the comment parent/child relationship is tracked in the database. Is there a description somewhere of how that works?
[20:22:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitch Bans the Streaming of "Yandere Simulator" Game - http://sylnt.us - what's-in-a-game?
[20:27:25] <mechanicjay> AndyTheAbsurd: I'm not on dev, so I don't know what documentation, if any, has been done for the db schema...but, from what I remember when I've needed to go spelunking through the db for something:
[20:27:36] <Pigeonburger> The inconsistency is the problem there. I wouldn't mind if Twitch just wanted to keep their service clean, but then, they'd need to apply the rules equally to GTA V, which has more nudity than Yandere Simulator.
[20:28:14] <Pigeonburger> It's always the small indies that get the shaft.
[20:28:31] <Pigeonburger> Or the super niche japanese games.
[20:28:54] <mechanicjay> AndyTheAbsurd: There is a comments table, with a storyid column, which is a FK constraint on the story table id columnt....IIRC. The basic stuff, stories, comments, users is quite straight forward.
[20:31:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> yup, I know enough about databases to figure out how a linear comments section - or even a one-level parent/child scheme - and I've got some *ideas* about how to do an arbitrary-levels-of-nesting version, but was wondering about the actual implementation.
[20:34:30] <mechanicjay> AndyTheAbsurd: Right, because I'm a dope and didn't actually address your question on parent/child *comments*
[20:34:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> well, I thought you were getting there...
[20:35:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> just wanted to point out that I'm Absurd, not stupid. Well, sometimes I'm stupid, too; but I try to keep that to a minimum.
[20:35:24] <mechanicjay> which now that I"m thinking about the right question, I can't come up with an answer that convinces myself that I'm right, so I'll defer to someone in dev
[20:37:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> If I get sufficiently interested, I'll actually clone the rehash repo on GitHub and poke through it until I figure it out. I was just hoping somebody either already had a writeup or could give me a quick explanation.
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[20:53:02] <qkontinuum> Just out of curiosity. Do we have any data on the demographics here? I mean, probably it would be difficult to make an educated guess on age or gender (although the gender-distribution would be also interesting), but the geographic composition would be interesting as well...
[20:59:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> I doubt it
[21:01:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> generally that's not the kind of thing that SN collects...the only thing that we might have is the geographic information, but only from geo-IP information (and of course that would be suspect as SN users are probably more likely than the general public to be using proxies)
[21:01:28] <qkontinuum> What would could be collected without compromising privacy? Would a geolocation-lookup for the IP already be invasive? Or does it cost money?
[21:02:38] <qkontinuum> Are the IPs collected for posts, or could the location be collected and the IP thrown away again?
[21:03:11] <qkontinuum> !uid
[21:03:11] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6046, owned by zazen
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[21:04:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> IPs could be collected without compromising privacy (well, not much anyway), since the server needs to have that to send the response back to the client.
[21:05:19] <SoyCow2339> What irc network is this on?
[21:05:30] <qkontinuum> With collection I mean storing for longer times
[21:05:41] <qkontinuum> SoyCow2339, chat.soylentnews.org
[21:05:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> SoyCow2339: it has got its own "network" (which may only be one server, I don't know the details)
[21:05:59] <SoyCow2339> Thanks AndyTheAbsurd
[21:06:06] <SoyCow2339> and qkontinuum
[21:06:13] <qkontinuum> welcome...
[21:06:42] <qkontinuum> AndyTheAbsurd, apparently a db with IP->geolocation can be downloaded here: https://freegeoip.net
[21:06:44] <PC-Police> ^ 03freegeoip.net
[21:06:52] <qkontinuum> https://github.com
[21:06:53] <PC-Police> ^ 03fiorix/freegeoip: IP geolocation web server
[21:07:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah, I was just looking at that.
[21:08:14] <qkontinuum> That way it wouldn't be necessary to disclose the user-IPs, geolocations could be collected over a couple of days.
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[21:09:18] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Imogen
[21:09:21] <exec> welcome nick: London, UK, 10°C/50°F, 9:09 pm GMT, Monday, 25 January 2016
[21:09:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> well, almost time for my bus home
[21:09:46] <qkontinuum> Question is, would anyone except me be interested at all (and I don't even know why I'm interested, just had a feeling that a high number of posts related to German events showed up)
[21:10:20] <qkontinuum> AndyTheAbsurd, Ok, see u
[21:13:02] <dyingtolive> i might be interested to see it, but it's not much more than a passing curiosity for me, personally. probably wouldn't have thought about it if you hadn't suggested it.
[21:14:48] <qkontinuum> Actually, I would be more interested in the data we can't get. For the SJW-discussions and the general tone in some discussions, I'd like to know the percentage of women frequenting this site.
[21:18:40] <dyingtolive> well, that would be entertaining, at least. i doubt any good can come from anyone having that info though.
[21:19:44] <qkontinuum> Maybe if we don't have at least 30% women we should reconsider a code of conduct?
[21:19:49] <qkontinuum> Just kidding...
[21:23:48] <qkontinuum> Might be fun to allow users to set their gender voluntarily in their user profile. With male, female, female in male body, male in female body, neutral, whogivesafuck and ,maybe some other options to chose from. Of course it couldn't be verified anyway.
[21:24:10] <dyingtolive> honestly, i'd be surprised if the site has 30% women. i have seen a handful of people who do claim to be female though, so assuming they're being honest, it's a non-zero amount.
[21:25:48] <qkontinuum> We do have some (>0) transgender here born in a male body. A while ago !uid also showed an obviously female username. However, I'd also suspect it's close to zero.
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[21:32:11] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 18°C/65°F, 3:32 pm CST, Monday, 25 January 2016
[21:42:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat, 142 comments. i'm winning SN today.
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[21:47:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, sorry bout the keyboard but sometimes ya just gotta say what ya gotta say.
[21:48:04] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard: Agreed!
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[21:48:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, i dunno how it's tracked but that's my first project come next release. cause, frankly, whatever logic builds the trees sucks donkey balls if you get over 50 comments.
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[21:49:01] <Thouren> I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter. My pronouns are whirrrrrrrrrrr or brappppppppppp
[21:49:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Thouren++
[21:49:34] <Bender> karma - thouren: 2
[21:49:46] <dyingtolive> man, Buzz you sure got a knack for getting people pissed off at you. :)
[21:50:16] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, why thank you. You're not the ass everyone makes you out to be!
[21:50:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> dyingtolive, it's the moose wang.
[21:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'm an entirely different and misunderstood ass.
[21:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> qkontinuum, we don't track ip addresses. we hash them before they're logged in any way so we'd have to build a rainbow table and crack our own hashing to find out who's coming from where geographically.
[21:52:08] <dyingtolive> heh. oh man, just what i've always wanted. i'm finally the "moose wang guy".
[21:52:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone needs a thing
[21:53:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> been off running errands since the morning then had to wire up a trailer lights plug (incorrectly, going to have to do it again later) to my car so i can pull my boat to the fishing holes.
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[21:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> unfortunately because of the way my car's lights are laid out i can either have tail lights for night driving or have brake lights. i wired for tail lights but think i want to go with brake lights all things considered.
[21:56:19] <dyingtolive> that's really weird that it's one or the other. yeah, i think you generally HAVE to have brake to be street legal. i don't know about tail lights though, particularly if you could get some other running lights or something going.
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[21:59:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> or just not drive it at night, which is fine really since most lakes around here are closed at night.
[21:59:37] <mythterj> How are they doing that, voltage differentials into LEDs or something.
[21:59:42] <mythterj> ?
[21:59:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, nothing that complex. three lights.
[22:00:09] <mythterj> So three wires
[22:00:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> tail, brake, turn on the car. tail and break/turn on the trailer.
[22:00:22] <qkontinuum> TheMightyBuzzard, How about adding a lookup of location in local db based on https://github.com incrementing the counter for the relevant country, and afterwards hashing the IP?
[22:00:22] <PC-Police> ^✓* 03fiorix/freegeoip: IP geolocation web server
[22:00:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> if break == engaged turn won't flash if wired together.
[22:01:10] <SoyCow3841> hello
[22:01:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> qkontinuum, could i spose. it'd take proper failover in case of downness of their site though.
[22:01:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> heyas
[22:01:29] <SoyCow3841> I'm new here, wondering if PC-Police has something to do with Political Correctness
[22:01:34] <mythterj> Maybe new lightts easier? https://www.superbrightleds.com
[22:01:37] <PC-Police> ^ 03Multi-Function LED Truck Trailer Tail Lamp - Universal Mount Combo Box LED Stop Turn Tail Reverse Light | LED Box Tail Lamps | Tail, Brake, Turn, Reverse LED Lights | LED Truck and Trailer Lights | Super Bright LEDs
[22:01:51] <SirFinkus> just a novelty bot name SoyCow3841
[22:01:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's chromas's bot. it spouts the title from any links pasted into the channel.
[22:01:55] <SirFinkus> changes periodicaly
[22:02:02] <SoyCow3841> k
[22:02:10] <SirFinkus> pc does mean politically correct I suspect
[22:02:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's just a wacky, wacky chromas is all.
[22:02:24] <SoyCow3841> I wondered because I found the link to this chat on an article about SJWs
[22:02:29] <qkontinuum> TheMightyBuzzard, no, it should run locally. If I understand correctly the db can be downloaded with the code from github.
[22:02:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah, this is the official SN irc server.
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[22:03:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> qkontinuum, yeah? nifty. yeah, we could run that before hashing.
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[22:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> long as we didn't log it along with a username i don't see a problem with that.
[22:04:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow3841, the article was on soylentnews.org, yeah?
[22:05:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause if not we should probably thank whoever for the free advertising.
[22:05:03] <qkontinuum> TheMightyBuzzard, I didn't check it yet, but I could take a look and try to provide a one-liner on command line
[22:05:38] <qkontinuum> TheMightyBuzzard, it was on your submission for SJW :-)
[22:06:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> qkontinuum, drop me an email to remind me and i'll throw it in a github issue later.
[22:06:09] <SoyCow3841> TheMightyBuzzard: yes
[22:06:58] <Thouren> SoyCow3841, join the cause against the SJW hordes
[22:07:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow3841, okay. then yeah, this irc server is one of SN's official servers along with dev. and staff. and the others.
[22:07:51] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, official business only here or general discussion?
[22:08:09] <SoyCow3841> Thouren: I tend to be kicked out when I speak my mind on such matters.
[22:08:31] <qkontinuum> SoyCow3841, Or take the time to work on a SJW bot to object whenever someone says something not PC. I'm working on something like that :-)
[22:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> allow me to answer that by saying that we let ethanol-fueled say whatever he likes for the most part.
[22:09:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> qkontinuum, you know, that'd be pretty damned sweet.
[22:09:23] <dyingtolive> in case anyone could not know, this means, "just about anything goes".
[22:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++ # for instance
[22:09:45] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 59
[22:09:58] <krx> i agree with the decision to refuse to have any code of conduct and to refuse to give into the pressure. the SJW are really just stalinists who want to censor speech
[22:10:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. totalitarians to a gender-neutral-pronoun
[22:10:47] <krx> thats what this is all about, creating a mountain of regulations and red tape that they can use to suppress anythibng they dont like
[22:11:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, any speech/thought they disapprove of must be shunned and silenced with maximum prejudice
[22:11:47] <dyingtolive> the curious thing to me is that it should never come up to begin with in a sane and professional environment, particularly one that's entirely online.
[22:11:50] <krx> what a code of conduct really does is give a person or group of people greater power over others, in this case to censor
[22:12:03] <krx> they will abuse it
[22:12:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> dyingtolive, exactly. nobody knows anything about you and thus cannot legitimately harass you about something unless you bring its irrelevant self up first.
[22:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> as for feeling "unsafe" because of words... if they really felt unsafe they would not spew venom at the person who made them feel unsafe.
[22:13:44] <dyingtolive> exactly, and then it shouldn't be brought up, because it's offtopic to the matter at hand, which is $project.
[22:14:09] <Thouren> I thought a good CoC was 1. Contribute good code and 2. Try not to be an asshole
[22:15:18] <Thouren> https://archive.is
[22:15:20] <PC-Police> ^ 03An anonymous response to dangerous FOSS Codes of Conduct
[22:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Thouren, nah, being allowed to be an asshole is in my contract.
[22:15:45] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, you don't have to not be an asshole. Just try, sometimes, maybe
[22:16:02] <mechanicjay> Holy crap, I've been down the CoC rabbit hole for like 2 hours now, reading stuff linked from the article...I'm speechless.
[22:16:07] <Thouren> Buy the intern a cup of coffee, then throw it at him
[22:16:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> no shit. before i joined i made it clear that i would not be curbing my speech on the site and that having to do so was a deal breaker.
[22:16:54] <Thouren> mechanicjay, http://readwrite.com
[22:17:30] <Thouren> Github is pretty much the core "infrastructure" for a lot of the FOSS world, and they've thrown in the towel too
[22:17:34] <dyingtolive> the whole Opal thing seemed like an obvious witch-hunt too.
[22:18:28] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, how much experience do you need before you can stipulate being an asshole as part of your contract? I'm studying to get into webdev and I'm jealous
[22:18:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Thouren, dunno. If I got paid I probably couldn't.
[22:19:01] <SoyCow3841> Did that opal guy bring his opinion to github?
[22:19:33] <SoyCow3841> Because otherwise that means that coraline gal stalked him.
[22:19:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow3841, no, twitter or facebook was what got him attacked.
[22:20:40] <SoyCow3841> Also on a practical level, does she actually think that these attacks will make his change his mind?
[22:20:55] <SoyCow3841> If anything this will do the opposite.
[22:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Thouren, though i was doing mod_perl dev back when perl5 was shiny and new.
[22:21:07] <Thouren> SoyCow3841, I think Coraline follows everyone possible, then at the slightest threat to her worldview stalks them into their projects and unleashes the SJW horde on them.
[22:21:43] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, I wrote some atrocious perl back when I was 15. Good language, traumatized me.
[22:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> standard SJW tactics, yep. first block them then follow from another account so you don't miss any offenses and can shit talk them from behind the block.
[22:22:29] <dyingtolive> well, the curious thing about her is that she has a fuckton of github activity, but i couldn't actually find anything that she'd done beyond a couple collage level looking projects.
[22:22:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Thouren, yeah, I wrote some really bad shit back then too.
[22:23:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> dyingtolive, she's way more an activist than a coder.
[22:23:19] <SoyCow3841> Doesn't that pile up bile for oneself?
[22:23:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think sjws use bile like normal people use ketchup
[22:23:49] <SoyCow3841> I mean, being in a constant state of indignation must take a toll.
[22:23:54] <dyingtolive> https://github.com if anyone else wants to have a look.
[22:23:55] <PC-Police> ^ 03CoralineAda (Coraline Ada Ehmke) · GitHub
[22:24:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, s'why i'm almost always a cheerful asshole instead of an offended/indignant one.
[22:24:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - El Salvador Advises Against Pregnancy until 2018 over Zika Virus Birth Defect Fears - http://sylnt.us - OB/GYN-layoffs-loom
[22:24:37] <Thouren> I looked at her resume on her homepage, even mine looks better than that
[22:25:01] <Thouren> No professional programming experience, but stuff that proves I get along with teams without throwing a fit
[22:28:12] <dyingtolive> huh. is that what resume's are supposed to look like nowadays?
[22:28:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> getting along with people is easy. just be professional and demand it from everyone else.
[22:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> while working anyway.
[22:29:11] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, honestly most of mine is building contracting work. Terribly exciting, I know.
[22:29:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> been there, done that. better you than me.
[22:29:43] <Thouren> I'm still young, working on the transition to a better career
[22:29:45] <mechanicjay> fuck...I'd throw any resume that was formatted like a Magazine Add in the trash
[22:30:26] <Thouren> and it's like 5 pages long.
[22:30:45] <dyingtolive> i mean. i'm just saying. if someone was like, "hey, do you put a half page full color picture of yourself on the front page of your resume for a STEM career", i'd have to go with "nooooooope".
[22:30:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> Thouren, it's good that you at least picked up a skill before going after a dream job. most people are too stupid to.
[22:31:36] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, my goal was to save enough to spend 6mo-1yr primarily working on learning webdev and looking for positions. I can always go back if I fail, but I don't plan to
[22:32:10] <Thouren> dyingtolive, yeah I only thought pictures on resumes were appropriate if you're an actor/entertainer/stripper
[22:32:13] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[22:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nowadays you should probably go with learning php and html5 and javascript and a little mysql
[22:33:07] <mechanicjay> I'm going to make this the top of my resume: http://archives.smbfc.net
[22:33:40] <dyingtolive> seems legit.
[22:33:44] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, I've been working through The Odin Project curriculum. Php would be a good idea too though.
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[22:34:33] <mechanicjay> It shows that I know how to stare at a screen looking lost for an hour while email bounced off the Blackberry Enterprise Server -- clearly that's more efficient then just saying. "Maintained the BES at my last job".
[22:34:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> really, you can code in anything given like a day or two to get familiar with the language quirks after you've learned how to program well in any other language
[22:35:09] <mechanicjay> Other observations from that picture: I had a fuck-ton more hair 7 years ago :(
[22:35:36] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, my previous experience has hardly progressed from novice, but I never seriously studied. That's why I wanted a break in life here dedicated to it
[22:35:38] <mechanicjay> Also, I'm still using my c. 1990 Model M everyday.
[22:35:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, mine's turning both gray and loose
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[22:36:41] <dyingtolive> you're not using that model m in the office are you? how do you coworkers put up with you? :)
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[22:36:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Thouren, whatever language you're learning lately, you should write an irc bot for #soylent in it. it's kind of a right of passage.
[22:37:04] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, I will add that to the list :)
[22:37:23] <Thouren> I've wrote a couple modules for the Phenny IRC bot, but never a whole bot
[22:37:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> subsentient currently has the most chops with aqu4 the c bot.
[22:38:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, using modules is fine. i use Bot::BasicBot for MrPlow
[22:38:57] <Thouren> Implementing a bot from scratch would be fun, maybe I'll try some modules for stuff first
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[22:39:57] <butthole> does your bot discriminate against gay people?
[22:41:42] <butthole> does it follows the contributor covenant
[22:41:48] <butthole> ;P
[22:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow only discriminates against black people. actually only black people who talk all ghetto.
[22:43:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #blackuweather humboldt, tn
[22:43:13] <MrPlow> T'day: How da fuck am I know dat shit? T'marra: Sheet, I ain even know. It fuck'n cold! Dey a lil breeze.
[22:43:27] <dyingtolive> huh. other neat thing i noticed. job history on said resume doesn't specify end dates of each job or whether still employed at the latest job, and the last four jobs only lasted about a year each.
[22:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i got more experience than that on SN here.
[22:44:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's not even two years old yet.
[22:44:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[22:44:23] <MrPlow> Today: Rain. Lows overnight in the upper 30s. Tomorrow: Considerable cloudiness. High 44F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph.
[22:44:27] <dyingtolive> i'm... going to be picking this thing apart for a while. it's a weird fetish of mine. you can probably just ignore me.
[22:44:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> fail, wunderground api. no rain today. clear skies, weather noobs.
[22:44:58] <Thouren> dyingtolive, check out Brianna Wu when you need more material
[22:45:22] <dyingtolive> man, i had honestly forgotten about her. :(
[22:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and sarah nyberg
[22:45:34] <Thouren> dyingtolive, welcome back to hell!
[22:45:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> always fun to throw a pedophile in the mix
[22:46:38] <SoyCow3841> gamergate?
[22:47:23] <SoyCow3841> I still can't even grasp the problem.
[22:47:27] <SoyCow3841> but gn
[22:47:28] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, I like your idea of fun
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[22:50:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, time for a smoke then cook dinner.
[23:17:29] <takyon> I like the placement of the two Antarctic stories
[23:17:34] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[23:17:34] <PC-Police> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[23:17:52] <takyon> Mainpage 01/26 08:35 The Antarctic Snow Cruiser Anonymous Coward
[23:17:52] <takyon> Mainpage 01/26 06:51 Explorer Dies During Antarctic Traversal Attempt takyon
[23:18:45] <takyon> first you'll hear about the guy who tried to walk across the Antarctic and died in the last 30 miles, then you'll be hit by the whammy of The Antarctic Snow Cruiser
[23:23:12] <chromas> It's why he died; got hit while jay-traversing
[23:24:54] * chromas clicks that résumé; sees it looks like a shitty web 3.0 page
[23:25:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Foundation Chief Responds to By-Law Controversy - http://sylnt.us - let-by-laws-be-bygones
[23:25:21] <chromas> If only s/he could've made the pictures scroll separately from the text
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[23:54:20] <exec> welcome nick: London, UK, 8°C/46°F, 11:54 pm GMT, Monday, 25 January 2016