#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-24

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[00:00:51] <crutchy> bugger. lost a few changes to a script too lol
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[00:02:45] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 1:47 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 22°C/72°F, 1:02 pm GMT+13, Sunday, 24 January 2016
[00:03:19] <crutchy> thanks again for the pics cmn32480
[00:03:35] <crutchy> maybe you should do a sub about it. would be pretty interesting for others too i imagine
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[00:08:38] <cmn32480> I might do that crutchy...
[00:09:01] <cmn32480> jamesnz - this is what snow looks like: http://imgur.com
[00:09:01] <PC-Police> ^✓* 03snow - Album on Imgur
[00:09:14] <cmn32480> kills bedbugs too!
[00:10:19] <chromas> can't see the bottom of the measuring tape
[00:10:23] <JamesNZ> cmn32480: Oooo, nice!
[00:10:25] * chromas assumes it goes to negative
[00:10:34] <cmn32480> .shit chromas
[00:10:35] <exec> 05💩
[00:10:51] * JamesNZ guesses ~5cm?
[00:11:08] <cmn32480> 30 inches in spots
[00:11:18] <cmn32480> 76cm
[00:11:26] <JamesNZ> Zounds.
[00:11:49] <cmn32480> the drifts created by the plows are 4.5-5ft
[00:12:07] <cmn32480> 137-152cm
[00:12:19] <cmn32480> and they will get bigger tomorrwo when they clear the roads again
[00:12:49] <cmn32480> the kid in the pictures is 48in (121cm) tall
[00:13:12] <cmn32480> we got a metric shitton of snow
[00:13:53] <SirFinkus> good lord cmn32480
[00:14:16] <cmn32480> no... this weekend the normally good lord is quite the fucker
[00:14:21] <cmn32480> he's laughing
[00:14:23] <cmn32480> A LOT
[00:14:30] <cmn32480> and it is still coming down
[00:14:38] <SirFinkus> I actually like adverse weather events, so that looks like fun
[00:15:03] <cmn32480> since I came in 3 hours ago, there is another 3-4 inches on the ground, and they are talking another 4-5 before it stops
[00:15:18] <cmn32480> I could toss a kid in and lose them!
[00:15:29] <SirFinkus> I wish we could have your 4-5 inches over here
[00:15:42] <SirFinkus> but nope, just rain
[00:15:44] <cmn32480> you wish you had 4-5 inches sirfinkus
[00:16:06] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'm so large it's painful for my lovers
[00:16:10] <cmn32480> i bet
[00:16:18] <SirFinkus> sometimes I wish I had below average
[00:16:28] <cmn32480> just to see what it is like?
[00:16:45] <cmn32480> egad it's a lot of snow
[00:17:09] <cmn32480> i was good and did the neighbor's driveway too
[00:17:27] <cmn32480> she's had ti rough since her husband died a couple months back
[00:19:06] <SirFinkus> should have just waited until it was finished
[00:19:20] <SirFinkus> sounds like you'll have to do it again now
[00:20:34] <crutchy> oh damn. sorry to hear about your neighbor
[00:21:21] <crutchy> she probably doesn't need an extra 4-5 inches /too_soon
[00:25:17] <JamesNZ> cmn32480: https://imgur.com
[00:25:18] <PC-Police> ^ 03Western PA checking in: - Imgur
[00:25:55] <cmn32480> dinner for real this time
[00:28:33] * crutchy is cooking up a noodle concoction
[00:31:13] <SirFinkus> http://cooking.nytimes.com I want this inside of me
[00:31:14] <PC-Police> ^ 03Indian-Spiced Tomato and Egg Casserole Recipe - NYT Cooking
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[01:22:32] <cmn32480> ahhhh
[01:22:39] * cmn32480 belches contentedly
[01:23:46] <cmn32480> slow burn on the bambi chili on the way in... on the way out, still TBD
[01:24:06] <SirFinkus> ideal meal for your weather
[01:24:12] <SirFinkus> see? it isn't so bad
[01:24:23] <cmn32480> yeah
[01:24:26] <SirFinkus> makes the chili taste better I bet
[01:24:37] <cmn32480> but I'm watchign out the window to see how bad this is gonna be...
[01:24:56] <cmn32480> am I gonna blow again tonight? or wait until the morning
[01:25:06] <SirFinkus> !grab cmn32480
[01:25:06] <Bender> Added quote 655
[01:25:13] <SirFinkus> even though that was intentional
[01:25:14] <cmn32480> lol
[01:25:29] <cmn32480> it coudl be referring to the chili....
[01:26:15] <cmn32480> but yes the chili was the right dinner for today
[01:26:28] <cmn32480> shit, I've got 21k steps on my fitbit
[01:26:48] <cmn32480> if I go out with the snow blower again, I'll be close to 30k
[01:26:52] <SirFinkus> http://cooking.nytimes.com what I was going to make, but I was too lazy to get ground beef
[01:26:53] <PC-Police> ^ 03Macaroni and Beef Casserole Recipe - NYT Cooking
[01:27:04] <cmn32480> use ground turkey
[01:27:12] <SirFinkus> digusting
[01:27:25] <SirFinkus> and it's already unhealthy, may as well go all in
[01:27:32] <cmn32480> we switched off ground beef some years ago
[01:27:40] <cmn32480> true
[01:27:46] <cmn32480> but it does taste better
[01:27:51] <cmn32480> with the beef
[01:27:58] <SirFinkus> was about to say
[01:28:07] <SirFinkus> tell me you don't go with turkey bacon
[01:28:12] <cmn32480> no
[01:28:19] <cmn32480> not only no but hell no
[01:28:26] <SirFinkus> thank god, turkey bacon is the worst thing
[01:28:27] <chromas> double negative
[01:28:29] <cmn32480> bacon only comes from one animal
[01:28:34] <chromas> that means he does turkey bacon
[01:28:39] <SirFinkus> god dammit
[01:28:57] <cmn32480> what animal gives us vegitarians?
[01:29:24] <chromas> The cabbage
[01:29:38] <chromas> a spineless animal
[01:29:50] <cmn32480> that must be it
[01:30:10] <cmn32480> th cabbage - organic farts in a round container
[01:30:11] <SirFinkus> beef is delicious, come back to the dark side
[01:30:13] <chromas> also bitter
[01:30:20] * chromas passes out brussels sprouts
[01:30:27] * cmn32480 passes them back
[01:30:42] <cmn32480> if I could get my wife to switch back, I would
[01:30:48] * chromas puts them into everyone's coffee and/or beverage-of-choice
[01:30:57] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[01:30:57] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with ð©
[01:31:12] <cmn32480> don't fuck wiht the coffe chromas
[01:31:14] <SirFinkus> just because your wife eats turkey doesn't mean you have to
[01:31:33] <cmn32480> same can be said for tubesteak
[01:31:36] <cmn32480> but I digress
[01:31:38] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[01:31:39] <chromas> she also eats his organic sausage
[01:31:48] <SirFinkus> you want that shit cmn32480, don't lie
[01:32:02] <cmn32480> hell yes
[01:32:03] <chromas> steakon
[01:32:06] <cmn32480> but that isn't ground beef
[01:32:15] <cmn32480> steak is still fair game in this house
[01:32:28] <cmn32480> nothign like a nice hunk of cow on your plate
[01:32:39] <cmn32480> but I prefer mine with grean beans and unborn chickens
[01:33:06] <SirFinkus> you can't even have hamburgers?
[01:33:10] <SirFinkus> that's terrible
[01:33:23] <chromas> turkers
[01:33:24] <cmn32480> hamburgers are beef
[01:33:32] <chromas> so are steaks
[01:33:40] <cmn32480> we use ground turkey for stuff like tacos
[01:33:45] <cmn32480> sloppy joes
[01:33:51] <SirFinkus> for tacos?
[01:33:55] <SirFinkus> at least use chicken, christ
[01:34:03] <cmn32480> we do that too
[01:34:04] <SirFinkus> just go out and bury yourself in the snow
[01:34:10] <SirFinkus> until you die of hypothermia
[01:34:26] <cmn32480> you can't taste the difference under all the fixins
[01:34:30] <chromas> he's already dying of hypobeefica
[01:34:37] <cmn32480> nope
[01:34:48] <chromas> hypobaconoma
[01:34:50] <cmn32480> I got me a good dose of red meat in the chili tonihgt
[01:34:50] <SirFinkus> bullshit
[01:34:56] <SirFinkus> you CAN taste the difference
[01:35:06] <cmn32480> you are right
[01:35:07] <SirFinkus> that's some stockholm syndrome bullshit
[01:35:17] <cmn32480> but it makes her happy, so I don't bitch
[01:35:34] <cmn32480> the venison in the chili tohgt was excellent
[01:35:44] <chromas> does she like the turkey better? or think it's healthier or something?
[01:35:50] <cmn32480> healthier
[01:35:55] <SirFinkus> pfft
[01:36:00] <chromas> buy steaks; grind your own burger
[01:36:24] <cmn32480> less fat in it unless you pay out the ass for good beef
[01:36:35] <cmn32480> blasphemy
[01:36:43] <chromas> is turkey cheaper then?
[01:36:47] <cmn32480> I was thinking about buying a butchered half cow next year
[01:36:58] <cmn32480> I believe it is, but the difference is nominal
[01:37:10] <chromas> and throw the un-butchered half back into the field
[01:37:32] <cmn32480> i'm hoping it'll heal and Ill get the new half again next year for free
[01:37:45] <chromas> plus it mows your lawn
[01:37:55] <cmn32480> it moos my lawn?
[01:38:32] <cmn32480> ~moo
[01:38:32] <exec> (__)
[01:38:32] <exec> (oo)
[01:38:32] <exec> /------\/
[01:38:32] <exec> / | ||
[01:38:33] <exec> * /\---/\
[01:38:33] <exec> ~~ ~~
[01:38:34] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[01:38:35] <SirFinkus> more expensive, but equally as delicious as beef
[01:38:37] <SirFinkus> bufallo
[01:38:41] <SirFinkus> leaner too
[01:38:56] <cmn32480> I think buffalo has a better flavor
[01:38:58] <SirFinkus> buffalo tacos would be acceptable
[01:39:00] <cmn32480> but far too expensive
[01:39:11] <cmn32480> certainly better than turkey
[01:39:31] <SirFinkus> it kind of depends for me, I like both beef and buffalo, but for different reasons
[01:39:43] <SirFinkus> at least they're in the same ballpark though
[01:40:18] * chromas sneaks into SirFinkus' house and slips some f'acon into his fridge
[01:40:25] <SirFinkus> turkey is a disappointment, unless it's the meal itself
[01:40:45] <SirFinkus> not a chance chromas
[01:41:04] <cmn32480> hey... at least it isn't tofurkey
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[01:41:52] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 3:26 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 21°C/70°F, 2:41 pm GMT+13, Sunday, 24 January 2016
[01:42:07] <SirFinkus> turkey, and even tofu are fine, just don't try and pass them off as beef
[01:42:29] <SirFinkus> miso soup? tofu is delicious
[01:43:08] * chromas sets out a place of carob-chip cookies
[01:43:45] <crutchy> http://www.skynews.com.au
[01:43:47] <PC-Police> ^ 03Iran, China agree $A859 billion trade deal
[01:43:56] <crutchy> fuck that was quick
[01:44:29] <crutchy> or maybe they just saved the announcement till after lifting sanctions :p
[01:44:42] * SirFinkus yawns
[01:45:25] <cmn32480> what'd you do today to be tired?
[01:45:35] <SirFinkus> umm
[01:45:57] <SirFinkus> jacked off twice, trolled a bit, watched a movie
[01:46:07] <SirFinkus> updated my ubuntu box
[01:46:16] <chromas> Twice is not enough to make you tired
[01:46:31] <chromas> you're not that old
[01:46:44] <crutchy> maybe the movie wasn't great to jack off to
[01:46:46] <SirFinkus> I was edging for 2 hours on the second one
[01:46:54] <crutchy> mrs doubtfire didn't do it for him this time :p
[01:47:14] <SirFinkus> that's the best you could come up with?
[01:47:18] <cmn32480> probably shoulda used "Driving Miss Daisy"
[01:47:30] <SirFinkus> 300 would have been funnier
[01:47:35] <crutchy> sorry yeah it was pretty lame
[01:47:42] <crutchy> its sunday
[01:47:47] <SirFinkus> or "poor little white boy"
[01:47:47] <cmn32480> no it isn't
[01:47:53] <crutchy> ^my excuse and i'm sticking to it :P
[01:48:20] <SirFinkus> don't judge cmn32480, he lives upside down, the blood runs to his head and he gets a little loopy sometimes
[01:48:33] <crutchy> its true
[01:48:55] <cmn32480> and the toilets flush backerds
[01:49:04] <SirFinkus> madness
[01:49:15] <crutchy> *backturds
[01:50:10] <cmn32480> don't everybody's turds come out the bacK?
[01:50:26] <cmn32480> or are you 'stralians weirder than we thought
[01:50:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senior Citizens Hit the Road for Uber - http://sylnt.us - better-than-walmart?
[01:50:38] <crutchy> some people talk a lotta shit :p
[01:50:54] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:51:18] <cmn32480> bytram !!
[01:51:25] <Bytram> cmn32480: http://www.youtube.com
[01:51:25] <cmn32480> welcome back to the land of the awake!
[01:51:25] <PC-Police> ^ 03Bambi Meets Godzilla - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[01:51:48] * Bytram had some other plans for the evening and ran out of time to take a nap. :(
[01:52:39] <cmn32480> awwww
[01:52:41] <cmn32480> poor guy
[01:52:45] <cmn32480> must be rough
[01:52:53] <Bytram> had you seen that one before?
[01:53:43] <cmn32480> no that was new to me
[01:53:48] <cmn32480> and quite funny
[01:54:10] * Bytram saw it at Boskone in early 80's
[01:54:21] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:54:22] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: Boskone
[01:54:23] <cmn32480> early 80's...
[01:54:27] <cmn32480> thank you
[01:55:08] <Bytram> highlight was that we had the good fortune to drive larry niven from that convention to the one near my school
[01:55:13] * Bytram tries to remember the name of that one
[01:55:39] * cmn32480 tries to remember the early 80's...
[01:55:50] * Bytram thinks it was lastcon - Latham Albany Schenectady Troy CONvention
[01:55:51] * cmn32480 has visions of diapers...
[01:56:09] * Bytram helpfully offers a Beano(tm)
[01:57:03] <cmn32480> you can't give that to kids that young
[01:57:53] <Bytram> noted
[01:58:47] <cmn32480> in case yo missed it earlier Bytram - http://imgur.com
[01:58:47] <PC-Police> ^✓* 03snow - Album on Imgur
[02:01:36] <cmn32480> crutchy - my son said "Tell Mr. Crutchy he is welcome"
[02:02:17] <Bytram> lol
[02:02:29] <Bytram> hard to tell from the pics, but I'm guessing that's 30" ??
[02:02:38] <cmn32480> more in spots
[02:02:49] <cmn32480> the boy is 48" tall
[02:03:50] <cmn32480> it's a lot of freaking snow!
[02:04:12] <Bytram> that's for sure!!
[02:04:24] <Bytram> looking here: http://www.nesfa.org
[02:04:25] <PC-Police> ^ 03History of Boskone
[02:04:52] <Bytram> it appears that I attended Boskone XVI
[02:04:59] <Bytram> http://www.nesfa.org
[02:04:59] <PC-Police> ^ 03Boskone 16
[02:05:51] <Bytram> I was a last-minute attendee and ended up crashing on the floor of someone's hotel room for hte night.
[02:06:35] <cmn32480> so... that'd be....
[02:06:40] * cmn32480 does math....
[02:06:52] <cmn32480> 13 months and 1 week before I was born.
[02:06:56] <Bytram> rhymes with a galaxy far far away
[02:07:02] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:07:11] <cmn32480> just sayin
[02:07:19] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Subsentient] has joined #Soylent
[02:07:19] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by Imogen
[02:07:21] <exec> welcome Subsentient: Phoenix, AZ, USA 7:07 PM Navajo County, AZ, USA (MST), 17°C/62°F, 7:07 pm MST, Saturday, 23 January 2016
[02:07:24] <Bytram> before you were a gleam in your father's eye
[02:07:32] <Bytram> Subsentient: !!
[02:07:43] <Subsentient> exec: Your mother is written in Java.
[02:07:53] <Subsentient> Bytram: hiyah
[02:08:05] <Bytram> hey hey hey!
[02:08:26] <SirFinkus> waaazzzzzuuuuupp
[02:09:09] * Bytram just NOW learned that he lived within *walking* distance of three Boskone conventions
[02:09:19] <Bytram> s/lived/once lived/
[02:09:20] <exec> <Bytram> just NOW learned that he once lived within *walking* distance of three Boskone conventions
[02:11:08] <Bytram> correction; misread the locations... *seven* Boskones
[02:12:19] <JamesNZ> Hey Subsentient \o
[02:12:45] <Bytram> otoh, I don't recognize any of the Guests of Honor or noted attendees. :/
[02:13:03] <Bytram> JamesNZ: hey! how's things?
[02:13:14] <Bytram> ~weather JamesNZ
[02:13:15] <exec> 10Wellington, New Zealand - currently 70°F, partly cloudy, wind N at 22 mph, humidity 78% - Sunday cloudy (63°F:72°F), Monday cloudy (64°F:72°F), Tuesday cloudy (61°F:74°F), Wednesday showers (58°F:65°F)
[02:13:22] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:13:23] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 19°F, light snow, wind N at 22 mph, humidity 91% - Saturday snow (19°F:31°F), Sunday partly cloudy (21°F:33°F), Monday mostly sunny (29°F:35°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (35°F:45°F)
[02:13:29] <JamesNZ> Bytram: Excellent :) You?
[02:13:30] <Bytram> wanna trade?
[02:13:38] <JamesNZ> Aw hell no.
[02:13:40] <Bytram> good, thanks!
[02:13:43] <cmn32480> he already saw what I got bytram
[02:13:56] <cmn32480> sorry I pooched that deal for ya
[02:14:07] <Bytram> np
[02:14:43] <Bytram> ~define filker
[02:14:44] <exec> filker: unable to find definition
[02:14:48] <Bytram> :/
[02:14:50] <Bytram> ~g filker
[02:14:52] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:14:56] <Bytram> ahh.
[02:17:29] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: nurble
[02:25:05] <cmn32480> gents... I've had enough for today
[02:25:10] <cmn32480> my body aches
[02:25:17] <cmn32480> and I'm beat
[02:25:26] * cmn32480 says "No Mas!"
[02:25:32] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:25:33] * exec brazenly postulates a used franger of Debian towards #soylent
[02:27:47] <Bytram> cmn32480: sleep well my friend!
[02:43:34] <Bytram> hmm, where does this end up? http://on.wsj.com
[02:43:35] <PC-Police> ^ 03Apple Veteran Overseeing Electric-Car Project Leaving Company - WSJ ( http://www.wsj.com )
[02:45:00] <chromas> =set .titles.strip// mod=.*
[02:45:00] <PC-Police> k
[02:45:08] <chromas> http://on.wsj.com
[02:45:08] <Bytram> hmm, where does this end up? http://on.wsj.com
[02:45:09] <PC-Police> ^ 03Apple Veteran Overseeing Electric-Car Project Leaving Company - WSJ ( http://www.wsj.com )
[02:45:09] <PC-Police> ^ 03Apple Veteran Overseeing Electric-Car Project Leaving Company - WSJ ( http://www.wsj.com )
[02:45:14] <Bytram> =)
[02:45:33] <Bytram> but does it still work without the extras?
[02:45:45] <chromas> it does
[02:46:04] <chromas> I get a page with 1.5 paragraphs that fade to white as I read down
[02:46:24] <Bytram> yeah, that's their 'apywall'
[02:46:28] <Bytram> *paywall
[02:48:00] <chromas> oh yeah, I see all the other articles about it just point back at the wsj one
[02:48:14] <Bytram> I;ve seen that several times before
[02:48:37] <chromas> hm
[02:48:48] <chromas> I get the full article if I click to it from a search result
[02:48:54] <Bytram> https://secure.marketwatch.com
[02:48:55] <PC-Police> ^ 03Apple exec in charge of car program leaves company - The Wall Street Journal - MarketWatch
[02:49:01] <Bytram> success!
[02:50:18] <Bytram> well, this is an excerpt... "An expanded version of this report appears at WSJ.com." links to the location we started with
[03:21:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Bets That Bitcoin-Style Blockchains Will Be Big Business - http://sylnt.us - bit-debt
[03:29:18] <chromas> Microsoft Money
[03:31:33] <Bytram> +1 insightful
[03:31:48] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:31:49] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: Thundersnow
[03:33:16] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:33:17] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: Lightning ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[03:41:16] <Deucalion> Is it storming with you Bytram?
[03:41:22] <Deucalion> ~weather
[03:41:23] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:41:28] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[03:41:29] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 51°F / 11°C, cloudy, wind SW at 10 mph, humidity 94% - Sunday cloudy (47°F:56°F / 8°C:13°C), Monday partly cloudy (44°F:57°F / 7°C:14°C), Tuesday showers (52°F:53°F / 11°C:12°C), Wednesday scattered showers (42°F:56°F / 6°C:13°C)
[03:41:30] <Bytram> not here, no.
[03:41:43] <Deucalion> Good to hear
[03:41:57] * Bytram notes that he happens to be far enough north to have the storm pass south of his location
[03:42:29] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[03:42:31] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 22°F, snow, wind N at 24 mph, humidity 82% - Saturday snow (19°F:31°F), Sunday mostly sunny (22°F:33°F), Monday mostly sunny (28°F:35°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (34°F:45°F)
[03:42:33] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[03:42:34] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 18°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 15 mph, humidity 56% - Saturday partly cloudy (13°F:22°F), Sunday mostly sunny (16°F:31°F), Monday mostly sunny (26°F:33°F), Tuesday mostly cloudy (31°F:44°F)
[03:42:38] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[03:42:40] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently -6°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 1 mph, humidity 84% - Saturday partly cloudy (-7°F:19°F), Sunday mostly sunny (6°F:23°F), Monday mostly sunny (15°F:26°F), Tuesday snow showers (32°F:38°F)
[03:43:10] <Bytram> that's quite a temperature gradient there
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[03:53:24] <Bytram> https://s3.amazonaws.com
[04:09:49] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:10:14] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone!
[04:12:17] <Deucalion> ~g'night Bytram|away
[04:12:19] * exec prematurely offers a pair of used panties full of $insert_beverage_here to Bytram|away
[04:12:34] <Bytram|away> Deucalion: and a very good night to you, as well!
[04:13:03] <Bytram|away> finally dawns on me... you'd just finished your 'first sleep' and taking a break before your 'second sleep' ??
[04:13:46] * Bytram|away is about to embark on his first sleep of the night.
[04:13:47] <Deucalion> Mebbe :)
[04:13:53] <Bytram|away> lol
[04:14:11] <Bytram|away> I don't know why, but that just made me chuckle and chuckle
[04:14:15] <Bytram|away> well played, sir!
[04:14:27] <Deucalion> thank you kindly
[04:14:32] <Deucalion> sleep well
[04:14:42] <Bytram|away> many thanks for the good humor to end my day; sweet dreams are coming my way!
[04:14:56] <Bytram|away> thanks! and the best for you, as well!
[04:15:00] <Bytram|away> laters
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[05:22:44] <exec> welcome SirFinkus: Olympia, WA, USA, 6°C/43°F, 9:22 pm PST, Saturday, 23 January 2016
[05:23:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Does Reanalyzing Data Make Someone a "Research Parasite"? Some Medical Researchers Think it Does. - http://sylnt.us - cherry-picked
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[07:24:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hottest Shattering Year Since the Last One: Five Reasons it was Not Hot, and Not Relevant - http://sylnt.us - science-climate
[07:45:39] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 you need a dog to help with your snow :P https://imgur.com
[07:45:40] <exec> message saved
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[08:31:24] <dyingtolive> trying to decide which is lazier: getting wireless working properly on my gentoo box, or running another ethernet cable.
[08:31:43] <SirFinkus> ethernet
[08:31:45] <SirFinkus> easy
[08:32:14] <SirFinkus> if it were me, it'd just stay that way
[08:32:20] <SirFinkus> I'm an expert sloth
[08:32:23] <dyingtolive> okay, additional information: I'd have to crimp an ethernet cable.
[08:32:47] <dyingtolive> but yeah, i generally agree.
[08:32:56] <SirFinkus> that doesn't take long at all
[08:33:28] <dyingtolive> i have to test each pin before i crimp. colorblindness is a bitch.
[08:34:05] <SirFinkus> what a pita, wireless is sounding more tempting
[08:34:11] <SirFinkus> now "box"
[08:34:21] <SirFinkus> is that laptop, or desktop
[08:34:54] <dyingtolive> it's a desktop, but it has a wireless card (one of those laptop form factor ones) and some nice external antenna.
[08:35:28] <SirFinkus> ethernet prolly in that case, you'll probably end up using that eventually anyway
[08:35:31] <dyingtolive> i could just buy an ethernet cable next time i'm out but the distance makes that sound expensive.
[08:35:39] <dyingtolive> i need about 20 ft.
[08:35:42] <SirFinkus> especially if you want it to do serverey stuff
[08:35:43] <dyingtolive> wonder what amazon has.
[08:35:52] <SirFinkus> lots of trees
[08:36:49] <dyingtolive> wow. okay, cat6 got cheap at some point. okay, you talked me into it.
[09:00:48] <SirFinkus> night, try not to blow yourself up
[09:26:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fiber-rich Diet may Reduce Lung Disease - http://sylnt.us - be-sure-to-take-your-α-galactosidase
[09:46:31] * crutchy remembers getting wpa wifi working on an old toshiba tecra laptop wityh debian lenny. was an adventure :p
[09:46:51] <crutchy> setting up /etc/interfaces
[09:58:21] <Gravis> LOL! this is what happens when you suddenly invert the controls on a cat: https://45.media.tumblr.com
[10:00:19] <crutchy> haha poor kitty :p
[10:57:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rust 1.6 Released - http://sylnt.us - not-your-father's-ferric-oxide
[11:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:24:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2116
[11:37:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yerg. already caught up on news and not even awake yet. guess i'll go play fallout 4 with my coffee.
[12:59:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Space Habitats Beyond LEO: A Short Step Towards the Stars - http://sylnt.us - time-to-invent-the-Botany-Bay
[13:01:38] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:01:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2117
[13:01:45] <cmn32480> morning TheMightyBuzzard
[13:02:27] * cmn32480 prepares mentally for the coming battle against the snow....
[13:03:23] * cmn32480 prays his snowblower isn't just wore-the-fuck-out from yesterday
[13:03:47] * cmn32480 is wore-the-fuck-out from yesterday
[13:21:23] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[13:21:24] * exec cohesively blows a tinfoil hat of broiled hog anus at #soylent
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[14:33:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, cmn32480
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[14:55:26] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[14:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> how could i make a bot that uses up even more ram than MrPlow for simple little functions?
[14:56:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i may just have to rewrite him in java.
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[15:34:13] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 12°C/54°F, 7:34 am PST, Sunday, 24 January 2016
[15:34:19] <Ethanol-fueled> CALLATE PUTA
[15:34:25] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[15:34:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Last night sucked. I had to ditch a bitch for being a bitch after a monster truck rally.
[15:35:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Furthermore, I burned bridges by calling out her mustache.
[15:35:29] <Ethanol-fueled> when you fucc wit'me, you gon' grab da bull by the horns.
[15:35:46] <Ethanol-fueled> when you fucc wit' me, errythang fair game.
[15:36:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Then....I told her that she would end up "settling for niggers" and that she would ultimately dissappoint Italian daddy.
[15:36:49] <Ethanol-fueled> FUK dat beeitch.
[15:37:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I treated her like a queen, but she treated me like a bitch. No matter. I can get nicer and more educated women with a phone call. And I let her know that.
[15:40:36] <Ethanol-fueled> well, shit.
[15:46:27] <Ethanol-fueled> All because the woman acted bitchy after not eating for 2 hours. Bitch! I go 8 hours without eating every weekday and dont act bitchy.
[15:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, EF
[15:47:36] <Ethanol-fueled> sup buzzbomb.
[15:48:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin around with java. wishing minecraft coders documented shit instead of just releasing compiled code.
[15:48:27] <Ethanol-fueled> anybody who doesn't comment their code should be fired.
[15:48:43] <Ethanol-fueled> I see it a lot in the professional realm, though.
[15:48:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[15:49:16] <Ethanol-fueled> last gig saw 120X120 matrix manipulations in C. Totally undocumented.
[15:49:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally i only bother commenting code to bitch about the last person who coded on a function i'm looking at.
[15:49:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha, yup.
[15:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> there are many instances of WTF in rehash source nowadays followed by --TMB
[15:50:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> and shall be more.
[15:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking minecraft modders though, they don't even release source of their goddamned mods, comments be damned.
[15:51:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i at least been packaging the source in the mod jar file
[15:51:27] <Ethanol-fueled> That's pretty shitty.
[15:51:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin noobass coders. prolly learned java in college.
[15:52:17] * Ethanol-fueled knew Java before college
[15:52:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Java is easy. It allows everybody to program. \
[15:52:47] <Ethanol-fueled> that Minecraft was done innit says it all.
[15:53:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> man java is overly verbose and annoying
[15:53:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Java like Python I believe is written in underlying C.
[15:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, prolly. everything is.
[15:53:26] <Ethanol-fueled> ALL java is overly verbose and annoying.
[15:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody eats their own dogfood.
[15:54:06] <Ethanol-fueled> credentials.setEmail(SharedPrefsUtils.get(getApplicationContext(), SharedPrefsUtils.EMAIL_KEY, ""));
[15:54:40] <Ethanol-fueled> if(!txtPassword.getText().toString().equals("") && !txtEmail.getText().toString().equals("")) controller.doLogin();
[15:54:57] <Ethanol-fueled> BARF.
[15:55:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hehehe, java decompiler
[15:55:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> better'n nothin i spose
[15:55:47] <Ethanol-fueled> If you have obnoxious bastids who think it can't be done, and choose not to share their mods, then they deserve it.;
[15:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, and the perl version: if($txtPassword && $txtEmail) { doLogin(); }
[15:56:53] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[15:57:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that's if someone was verbose with their naming like a good lil code monkey.
[15:57:47] <Ethanol-fueled> IF they didn't their code would look like: ^&$(&%(*%*&%&*%&
[15:58:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya or single letter variable names
[15:58:30] <Ethanol-fueled> that's okay when doing for loops and using other temporary variables
[15:58:45] <Ethanol-fueled> for (char c : niggers) // do something
[15:59:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> knod knod
[16:00:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally i don't give a shit about people who bitch about regexs looking like line noise unless said regex is over 50 characters anymore.
[16:00:16] * Ethanol-fueled doesn't know regex
[16:00:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you can't learn the basics something so useful, fuck you.
[16:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i mean it's the same regex in any language that uses pcre, which pretty much all do.
[16:00:57] <Ethanol-fueled> just lazy, is all. 'll learn it when I hafta.
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[16:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> they is the shit. rolling your own text parsing is insane.
[16:01:35] <Ethanol-fueled> nod, nod. Agreed.
[16:02:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i don't wanna hafta write ten lines of code to match any capitalization or substitution of zero for o to match noob
[16:03:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, reinventing the text processing wheel reeks of babby's first programming class assignment.
[16:03:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> /n[o0]b/i does it. least i think. those might needa be () instead of []
[16:03:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, pretty sure i was right the first time
[16:04:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[16:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, hadda kick the chick to the curb before gettin any, eh?
[16:05:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I got some from her before. But She was being a real bitch.
[16:05:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously considering doing the same with my standard booty call chick. she's getting boring in the sack in her old age.
[16:05:47] <Ethanol-fueled> The problem was that we saw an event (monster trucks) and I called a lyft for us, and they kept canceling because the traffic was shit after the event, which presented some challenges.
[16:06:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> gay
[16:06:22] <Ethanol-fueled> She took it out on me rather than the situation. This is a definite no-no for any woman who wants to hang with me in the future.
[16:06:33] <Ethanol-fueled> And all because she went like 2 hours without eating.
[16:06:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> two hours? fuck, how fat is her ass?
[16:07:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Not very. The rest of her is kinda big though.
[16:07:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> "bitch, unless you're diabetic, your ass is walking home."
[16:08:15] <Ethanol-fueled> That's pretty much what I told her. Explained why her behavior was gettin' my goat, then told her to find her own ride home and went to a local bar for a couple drinks before catching a Lyft home.
[16:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha!
[16:09:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I tried to reconcile with text messages but she kept being bitchy, so I let loose.
[16:09:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Let her know that I was well-aware of that mustache she was trying to hide. Etc.
[16:10:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. good man.
[16:10:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, shit. I'm a nice motherfucker. But you get my goat and you get the horns. No matter what you have between your legs.
[16:11:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I won't hit you physically but I will make you feel bad. My words are weapons more evil than fists.
[16:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> my own problem is that once upon a time i could poke this chick in the butt with no warning or lube and nowadays she'd be all https://www.youtube.com if i decided to have a piss while i was up in there.
[16:12:00] <PC-Police> ^ 03What What Whaaat? - YouTube
[16:12:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Heheheh
[16:13:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should get some little 20something sjw bitch with blue hair and shamelessly abuse her.
[16:13:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Those bitches cave under a lil' douchery.
[16:13:34] <Ethanol-fueled> It's what they secretly want, actually.
[16:13:50] <Ethanol-fueled> And being surrounded by hipsterfag yes-men all day doesn't cut it for them.
[16:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. they bitch to get all men to act like betas but the ones they fuck are pretty much alpha to a man and do not put up with their shit.
[16:15:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> does explain a lot though. i mean i'd be mad as hell if i did all the beta follower shit for them and didn't get some ass out of it.
[16:15:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[16:16:08] <Ethanol-fueled> And even the bitchiest of SJWs know that. No woman respects a man who will compromise obviously his principles to be a yes-man.
[16:16:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[16:17:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, ima go take a shit and have a smoke. see ya later if you bugger off before i get back.
[16:19:24] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll probably pass out in the next hour.
[16:19:30] <Ethanol-fueled> But later, nonetheless.
[16:21:15] * Ethanol-fueled listens to anti-islamic British punk-rock
[16:21:24] <Ethanol-fueled> racism++
[16:21:24] <Bender> karma - racism: 2
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[17:47:47] <cmn32480> I hate snow
[17:47:51] <cmn32480> that is all
[17:48:18] <cmn32480> #smake snow
[17:48:18] * MrPlow smakes snow upside the head with footlong dong
[17:55:49] <cmn32480> 4 hours to do my driveway, the neighbor's driveway, the sidewalks on both sides of the house, and then do it all again when the plow came through.
[17:55:57] <cmn32480> lunch then nap
[18:02:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - London Accused Drive-By Shooting Plotter Allegedly Downloaded Encryption Software - http://sylnt.us
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[18:24:57] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 12°C/54°F, 12:24 pm CST, Sunday, 24 January 2016
[18:26:05] <Runaway1956> Hmmmmph - installed WinX into a Virtualbox - seemed to be alright, but crashed my host upon reboot after installing guest additions
[18:26:19] <Runaway1956> I should have expected as much . . .
[18:28:01] <nick> is it wrong of me to think that 'Rust 1.6 Released' is not particularly news, stuff that matters, or of general interest?
[18:28:42] <nick> i'm very wary of taking steps down the 'new version of x/y/z released' being news path.
[19:05:52] <cmn32480> nick - agreed
[19:13:59] <cmn32480> my parents just offered me their crafstman snow blower.
[19:14:04] <cmn32480> the unit is older than I am
[19:15:06] <nick> they made things good back then
[19:15:10] <cmn32480> yes
[19:15:20] <cmn32480> but Dad has had issues wiht the unit stalling on cold days
[19:15:23] <nick> before they had the tolerances down to engineer planned obsolescence
[19:15:30] <cmn32480> I'm guessing it needs a carb adjustment
[19:15:43] <cmn32480> and it has tracks, not tires
[19:16:14] <nick> in a vaguely related thing, i made a comment that deserves 'informative' moderations :p
[19:16:20] <nick> https://soylentnews.org
[19:16:21] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN comment by [02n1 (993)] (02Score:2)
[19:16:38] <nick> that sounds like quite a bit of kit
[19:17:12] <cmn32480> similar to this one: http://www.recipetofreedom.com
[19:18:39] <nick> i want one, not that i have any use for it...
[19:18:55] <cmn32480> I'll have one... soon as Dad gets off his bum and gets a new one
[19:19:05] <nick> lol
[19:19:05] <cmn32480> he wants somethign that is "utterly reliable"
[19:19:20] <cmn32480> I suggested a flame thrower to melt it
[19:20:25] <cmn32480> the nice thig is that the tracks are a chain drive.
[19:20:27] <nick> that would be reliable
[19:20:28] <cmn32480> no belts
[19:20:51] <nick> certainly worth keeping it going
[19:20:58] <cmn32480> I think so
[19:21:11] <cmn32480> worst case, I can rebuild the motor pretty easily
[19:21:23] <cmn32480> Sears is good at keeping parts flowing forever, or nearly so
[19:22:07] <cmn32480> providing they stay in business long enough for me to get the thing
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[19:28:45] <nick> hoisin duck pancakes for the win
[19:29:09] <cmn32480> see... I read that out of the corner of my eye...
[19:29:35] <cmn32480> and it said "hoistin dick pancakes for the win"
[19:29:46] <cmn32480> and for a moment, I was very confused
[19:30:06] <nick> lol]
[19:30:28] <nick> whatever it is, im sure it has its charms
[19:31:00] <cmn32480> no idea... but if yer hoistin' dick, I hope it is your own.
[19:32:06] <cmn32480> or at least pleasurable
[19:33:37] <nick> unless it involves mountaineer called richard having an accident, but that wouldn't be so for the win then
[19:34:21] <cmn32480> I figured
[19:35:17] <nick> if i ever see an opportunity for hoistin dick pancakes, i'll be sure to investigate now though
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[19:35:46] <cmn32480> I'm sure that Richard Pancakes will appreciate it]
[19:36:52] <nick> i hope so
[19:38:54] <cmn32480> this is what I _actually_ want instead of the snow blower
[19:38:55] <cmn32480> http://www.globalauctionguide.com
[19:38:55] <PC-Police> ^ 03Image Viewer | Global Auction Guide
[19:39:07] <cmn32480> it mounts to the fdront of the lawn tractor
[19:40:31] <nick> you 'mericans and your yards big enough to have a mower to sit on
[19:41:04] <cmn32480> _my_ yard is 1/4 acre, includign the house
[19:41:21] <cmn32480> you use acres or hectares?
[19:41:28] <nick> i use both now heh
[19:42:05] <cmn32480> the problem is that the Home Owners association owns a half acre that runs around my property and they don't care for it
[19:42:05] <nick> 1/4 is not too bad, i don't actually know how much outside space i have here, enough to park a couple cars on the lawn.
[19:42:27] <cmn32480> so I mow it
[19:42:37] <cmn32480> that means I mow close to 3/4 acre
[19:42:52] <cmn32480> a push mower would be instant death
[19:43:10] <nick> front yards are so small here that if you turn it into a driveway, you have to make sure your car fits, probably with the front bumper touching the house, back wheels on the edge of the property/sidewalk
[19:43:21] <cmn32480> actually... it'd be a long painful step by step death
[19:44:03] <nick> yeah, i wouldn't want a push mower for that job
[19:44:22] <cmn32480> no
[19:44:32] <cmn32480> hence having a mower I can sit on
[19:44:34] <nick> as it stands, i can just park a car on it should i want to stop the grass growing :p
[19:44:36] <cmn32480> with my beer
[19:44:59] * nick envy
[19:46:33] <nick> can only see you as Hank Hill now
[19:46:52] <cmn32480> http://imgur.com
[19:46:53] <nick> with perhaps less of a propane fixation
[19:46:53] <PC-Police> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[19:47:01] <cmn32480> the shed behind the house is the property line
[19:47:30] <nick> i see, lots of extra space to take care of
[19:47:33] <SirFinkus> show is easy to clear
[19:47:44] <SirFinkus> snow I mean
[19:47:48] <cmn32480> sure... change the channel
[19:47:58] <cmn32480> with a blow torch? yes it is!
[19:48:13] <SirFinkus> you're a small thinker
[19:48:14] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[19:48:14] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: Flamethrower
[19:48:35] <SirFinkus> just dumping a shitton of gasoline and lighting it works too
[19:48:52] <cmn32480> not on 30 inches of snow
[19:49:10] <SirFinkus> you aren't using enough gas
[19:49:21] <nick> heh
[19:50:12] <SirFinkus> "In the United States, private ownership of a flamethrower is not restricted by federal law"
[19:50:36] <nick> so you can have any flamethrower you want?
[19:50:45] <SirFinkus> except in california
[19:50:53] <cmn32480> that is generally true
[19:51:12] <SirFinkus> "U.S. troops used flamethrowers on the streets of Washington, D.C. (mentioned in a December 1998 article in the San Francisco Flier), as one of several clearance methods used for the surprisingly large amount of snow that fell before the presidential inauguration of John F. Kennedy."
[19:51:15] <cmn32480> but the military grade ones had to be "deweaponized" prior to being brought home
[19:51:20] <SirFinkus> see? I'm right
[19:51:50] <SirFinkus> "In April 2014 it was reported that a North Korean government official, O Sang-Hon, Deputy Minister at the Ministry of Public Security was executed by flamethrower"
[19:52:03] <SirFinkus> more like O Singed-Hon now
[19:52:25] <cmn32480> ow
[19:52:34] <cmn32480> that sounds like it would hurt
[19:52:47] <SirFinkus> I suspect getting executed generally hurts
[19:52:55] <cmn32480> nah
[19:53:03] <cmn32480> morphine overdose
[19:53:04] <nick> typical, elites getting special treatment, even a more extravagant execution
[19:53:26] <SirFinkus> nobody uses morphine overdoses to execute people
[19:53:30] <cmn32480> supposedly freezing to death you basically drift off to sleep
[19:53:46] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'd go out by flamethrower if I had a choice
[19:54:03] <SirFinkus> or what's that shit where they strap you to a cannon called?
[19:54:09] <cmn32480> the circus?
[19:55:05] <SirFinkus> no, this is the circus https://en.wikipedia.org
[19:55:06] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: Capital punishment ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[19:56:07] <cmn32480> ok
[19:56:14] <cmn32480> I gotta go lay down
[19:56:19] <cmn32480> my lower back in on fire
[19:56:27] <cmn32480> (not from a flamethrower>
[19:56:44] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[19:56:45] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: Blowing from a gun
[19:57:01] <SirFinkus> "The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun
[19:57:01] <SirFinkus> ; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen."
[19:57:05] <nick> if a death penalty has to exist, firing squad is the most appropriate method to do it in my opinion.
[19:58:31] <nick> generally a quick death but also symbolic of the state/societies decision to permanently remove one person from it.
[20:04:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Head of Apple's Electric Car Project is Reportedly Leaving the Company - http://sylnt.us - and-there-goes-another-Steve
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[20:23:43] <chromas> "penalty"
[20:24:30] <chromas> "Okay, now we're gonna blow your head off, and then it gets to sit in the penalty box for 3 days. Then we'll put it back on and you can resume"
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[20:37:55] <exec> welcome SirFinkus: Olympia, WA, USA, 7°C/45°F, 12:37 pm PST, Sunday, 24 January 2016
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[21:53:24] <SirFinkus> well that's a new one
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[23:15:58] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: paste an url inside of a quote block and the autolink generator vomits bad code.
[23:24:14] * chromas suspects Gravis is one who pronounces "URL" as a word
[23:24:38] <Gravis> chromas: damn right
[23:24:57] <Gravis> chromas: except when i'm talking to earl because that just gets confusing
[23:25:19] <chromas> just call him "Ee ay are elle"
[23:26:26] <Gravis> ;)
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