#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-21

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[00:54:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Navy Launches Carrier Group Powered Partly by Biofuels - http://sylnt.us - can-we-run-it-on-poo?
[01:04:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> soda++
[01:04:02] <Bender> karma - soda: 1
[01:16:13] -!- BadCoderFinger [BadCoderFinger!~BadCoderF@216.160.gyz.km] has joined #Soylent
[01:17:42] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[01:20:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin
[01:20:23] <BadCoderFinger> Hey TMB, how are you?
[01:21:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty fair. pondering some death pon the high seas since i found me a free to play naval warfare game.
[01:21:26] <BadCoderFinger> That's cool.
[01:22:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> other than that, pretty slow. gonna start on a new minecraft mod tomorrow since i'm done coding SN until after the release.
[01:23:37] <BadCoderFinger> That sounds kinda nifty.
[01:23:55] <BadCoderFinger> Are you mostly a perl guy, or what other languages do you like?
[01:24:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's java coding so it hurts me but i gotta learn it to teach it to a kid.
[01:24:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> well if i gotta be extremely efficient, C. otherwise perl.
[01:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything that enforces strong typing can suck a dick as far as i'm concerned.
[01:25:49] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, my day job is C++. Strong(ish) typing bites.
[01:26:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> it brings out the "you're not the boss of me" in me
[01:26:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> python can eat it because it takes 2x as many lines as perl and they have to be formatted properly
[01:26:50] <BadCoderFinger> And my pet peeve is templates. I can rant for days about them.
[01:27:25] <BadCoderFinger> Only twice as many lines? Anything less trivial than a "Hello world" takes 20k at least.
[01:27:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like languages that let me shoot myself in the foot so thoroughly that i never have to wear long pants again.
[01:27:57] <BadCoderFinger> I'll take "flexible and dangerous" over "safe but hamstrung" any day.
[01:28:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> knod knod
[01:29:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... only you and me talking... let's do something about that
[01:29:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whoup coffee
[01:29:07] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: TheMightyBuzzard: 1165, crutchy: 1101, Bytram: 265, Blackmoore: 237, cmn32480: 94, chromas: 91, crutchy_: 53, mrcoolbp: 29, TheMightyLaptop: 22, cmn32480|away: 22, Ethanol-fueled: 21, paulej72: 20, mechanicjay: 20, arti: 19, mattie_p: 16, MrBluze: 15, Bytram|away: 14, AndyTheAbsurd: 14, everdred: 12, TK: 12, Alberto: 10, CoolHand: 9, exec: 9, crutchy__: - 3 more
[01:29:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[01:29:11] <Bender> 7, silverly: 6, Silverly: 5, idetuxs: 5, keplr: 5, cmn32480|sleepin: 4, matt_: 4, monopoly: 4, SpallsHurgenson: 4, juggs: 4, rand: 3, Blackmoore_: 3, systemd: 2, janrinok: 2, mattiep: 2, \: 2, TheMightyBuzzard|Book: 2, prospectacle: 2, Runaway1956: 2, ar: 2, Blackmoore|afk: 2, Bytram|afk: 2, dx3bydt3_: 1, alexbst: 1, Bald-headed-John-Plooker: 1, chimp: 1, cmn32840: 1, cIRC_test: - 2 more
[01:29:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[01:29:15] <Bender> 1, xlefay: 1, bytram|away: 1, crutchy|zzz: 1, Chargers_suck: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Laptop: 1, john: 1, netctl: 1, NetCraft: 1, botctl: 1, blackmoore|afk: 1, cmn32480|HpyNwYr: 1, qkontinuum: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Out: 1, swampass: 1, |: 1, Deucalion: 1, SoyCow7650: 1, Blkackmoore: 1, Gravis: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Gone: 1, FatPhil: 1, Chief_Piggum: 1, geotti_away: 1, crutchy_fone: - 1 more
[01:29:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[01:29:19] <Bender> 1, SoyCow7625: 1, K_benzoate: 1, SedBot9000: 1, SedBot2: 1, Hedonismbot: 1, cmn32480_travelin: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|AFK: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Fishing: 1, Konomi: 1, San-Diego-Super-Chargers: 1, crutchy___: 1, unixpickle: 1, cmn32480|vacation: 1, crutchety: 1, LancePodstrong: 1, mrcool|livingthedream: 1, MrPlow: 1
[01:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> that should do it
[01:30:01] <BadCoderFinger> Heh
[01:30:45] <BadCoderFinger> I've gotten a lot of mileage out of ruby. But it's very slow. Anything over 500 lines gets converted to C.
[01:31:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> been meaning to try ruby but every time i get ready to actually do it i get distracted
[01:32:10] <BadCoderFinger> Look up "Ruby Koans"
[01:32:16] <BadCoderFinger> Good way to get into it.
[01:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[01:32:46] <BadCoderFinger> It's a tutorial that you keep running and getting to work.
[01:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> well don't have time at the moment. lot of stuff going on in actual life on top of coding this mod for the roomie's kid
[01:34:09] <BadCoderFinger> If you get time, it's worth a look.
[01:35:46] <BadCoderFinger> It has support for co-routines, which I've never been a huge fan of. But they're there.
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[01:37:35] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[01:38:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't EVERY function suspend its execution until a function called from within it returns?
[01:38:18] <BadCoderFinger> It's a craptacular way of pretending to be multi-threaded. So the answer is, sort of.
[01:38:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[01:39:35] <BadCoderFinger> Real threading would require significant work in the bowels of the runtime. Co-routines mean that "threads" should be safe from side-effects without too much work.
[01:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, doesn't look like coroutines do anything that normal functions don't do
[01:41:43] <BadCoderFinger> That's the point. Pretending to be multithreaded.
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[01:43:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> threads ain't hard in the first place. if you can deal with the infinite possibilities of web coding you should be able to handle threads.
[01:44:15] <BadCoderFinger> There are some fun issues that come up with threads. A lot of people get them wrong.
[01:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean they only get out of order in highly predictable places
[01:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, anyways...
[01:46:10] <BadCoderFinger> I love pthreads, because I've spent so much time there, but OpenMP fixes a lot of silliness.
[01:46:44] <BadCoderFinger> Even microsoft's rotten excuse for a compiler supports OpenMP.
[01:46:54] <BadCoderFinger> Probably poorly, but still.
[01:48:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really don't bother writing threaded things lately. most of the stuff i write is either a quick script or rehash.
[01:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> really need to get boned up on it though i suppose. it's not like processors have gotten any faster otherwise in the past ten years.
[01:51:51] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, no kidding.
[01:52:06] <BadCoderFinger> With AMD flailing again, Intel doesn't bother.
[01:52:32] <BadCoderFinger> So we've gotten more cores, rather than any real advances.
[01:52:36] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:52:56] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Bytram!
[01:53:16] <Bytram> BadCoderFinger: Bonjour Senor!
[01:56:53] <BadCoderFinger> How are things?
[01:58:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, Bytram
[01:58:28] <Bytram> okay. I made a big mistake at work, but the policies and procedures caught it, I owned up to my mistake, and we were able to get things straightened out successfully.
[01:58:32] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: hola!
[01:58:37] <Bytram> how's fishing?
[01:59:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> dead for the winter until it gets pleasant enough that i want to crawl under my car to get the hitch put on
[01:59:31] <Bytram> What? No ice fishing for you?
[01:59:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> no ice
[01:59:46] <Bytram> that would make it problematic
[01:59:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to get out in the middle of the lake the old fashioned way, with a boat
[02:00:20] <Bytram> I invited a friend (IRL) to come chat here. Don't know if he'll show, but time will tell.
[02:00:31] <Bytram> !uid
[02:00:31] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6039, owned by sotipatana
[02:00:55] * Bytram wonders what this is / refers to
[02:01:05] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:01:08] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[02:01:13] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[02:01:25] * Bytram pokes at exec
[02:01:37] <Bytram> hrmm
[02:01:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather boston, ma
[02:01:44] <MrPlow> Today: Clearing skies late. Lows overnight in the low 20s. Tomorrow: Abundant sunshine. High near 30F. Winds NW at 10 to 20 mph.
[02:01:56] <Bytram> #weather presque isle
[02:01:56] <MrPlow> Syntax: #weather City, ST or #weather zip code
[02:02:02] <Bytram> #weather presque isle, me
[02:02:02] <MrPlow> Today: A few clouds. Lows overnight in the mid single digits. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. High 16F. Winds NW at 10 to 20 mph.
[02:02:10] <Bytram> #weather portland, me
[02:02:10] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the low teens. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 26F. Winds NW at 10 to 20 mph.
[02:02:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break i think
[02:02:39] <Bytram> just a bit chilly... may have to put away my shorts.
[02:02:48] <Bytram> c u l8r
[02:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, check your messages on dev
[02:03:21] <Bytram> I did, thanks to cmn suggesting I do so. How do I send 'em?
[02:03:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hit anyone's user page
[02:03:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> like https://dev.soylentnews.org
[02:03:49] <MrBot> ^✓ 03NCommander - Dev.SN User
[02:03:55] <Bytram> k
[02:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> should show for anyone with editor or above privs
[02:05:56] <Bytram> well, how in the world did I miss that honking big text field?
[02:06:08] <Bytram> (rhetorical question; no reply necessary)
[02:06:20] -!- SirFinkus [SirFinkus!~SirFinkus@q-37-359-375-883.hsd6.wa.comcast.net] has joined #Soylent
[02:06:29] <SirFinkus> WAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP
[02:07:39] -!- SirFinkus has quit [Client Quit]
[02:07:45] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: a small thing, but... no confirmation that message was sent.
[02:07:55] -!- SirFinkus [SirFinkus!~SirFinkus@q-37-359-375-883.hsd6.wa.comcast.net] has joined #Soylent
[02:07:57] <Bytram> might lose my connection... hold on
[02:08:29] <Bytram> back in a few minutes
[02:09:14] * SirFinkus requests !waaazzuup bot
[02:09:36] <SirFinkus> where's crutchy
[02:13:22] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[02:13:41] <cmn32480> hey!
[02:13:48] <cmn32480> donde esta exec?
[02:13:56] <cmn32480> exec
[02:13:59] <SirFinkus> ~waaazzuup #soylent
[02:15:33] * cmn32480 grumbles about a bot going MIA
[02:17:19] -!- exec [exec!~exec@23.24.kp.ip] has joined #Soylent
[02:17:28] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[02:17:31] * exec clumsily cracks open a cold can of coffee++ for #soylent
[02:17:42] <cmn32480> ~last exec channel=
[02:17:44] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[02:17:44] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[02:18:11] <cmn32480> ~last nick=exec channel=
[02:18:19] <exec> 03[2016-01-21 02:17:4] #Soylent <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[02:19:08] <cmn32480> ~last nick=exec channel= limit=10
[02:19:16] <exec> 03[2016-01-20 22:07:0] #comments <exec> 08└─Hawking merely states the obvious, we just have to be careful as a species.
[02:19:17] <exec> 03[2016-01-20 22:08:1] #comments <exec> *** new comment: 03Grishnakh [2831] (Score:2) 02Re:Apps have ads - 06Adblock Plus Un-Invited From IAB Conference - 332 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org (parent: http://soylentnews.org)
[02:19:17] <exec> 03[2016-01-20 22:08:1] #comments <exec> 08└─He posted on that site that he's said "adios" to Slashdot effective January 1. Good riddance. Since Windows 10, the Solitaire app included with the system has ads and requires a subscription to suppress them. And for a long time, the Opera web browser itself had ads. I see. Simple solution: don't us...
[02:19:18] <exec> 03[2016-01-20 22:08:4] #comments <exec> count new = 42
[02:19:19] <exec> 03[2016-01-20 22:08:4] #comments <exec> count top = 0
[02:19:20] <exec> 035 records not shown - refer to http://chromas.0x.no
[02:19:34] <cmn32480> ~last nick=exec channel=#soylent limit=10
[02:19:38] <exec> 03[2016-01-21 02:17:3] #Soylent -*- exec clumsily cracks open a cold can of coffee++ for #soylent
[02:19:39] <exec> 03[2016-01-21 02:17:4] #Soylent <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[02:19:40] <exec> 03[2016-01-21 02:17:4] #Soylent <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[02:19:41] <exec> 03[2016-01-21 02:18:1] #Soylent <exec> 03[2016-01-21 02:17:4] #Soylent <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[02:19:41] <exec> 03[2016-01-21 02:19:1] #Soylent <exec> 03[2016-01-20 22:07:0] #comments <exec> 08└─Hawking merely states the obvious, we just have to be careful as a species.
[02:19:42] <exec> 035 records not shown - refer to http://chromas.0x.no
[02:21:11] <cmn32480> based on all my research.. exec took a shit sometime between 2pm and 4pm
[02:25:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Intel Chip Technology Designed to Foil Hackers - http://sylnt.us - what-to-do-with-our-extra-reynolds-wrap?-foil-em!
[02:26:43] <chromas> ~last nick=exec type=quit
[02:26:48] <exec> 03[2016-01-20 22:58:2] #Soylent <exec> Ping timeout: 268 seconds
[02:27:17] <cmn32480> did that already... but decided I was better off doing it in a privmsg instead of shitting up the cahnnel trying to figure it out
[02:27:35] <mythterj> Is this the bot channel or are real people still allowed? My screen is full of bots duking it outQ
[02:28:01] <cmn32480> depednds
[02:28:11] <cmn32480> the bot vomited
[02:28:14] <SirFinkus> we're all bots in here
[02:28:23] <cmn32480> some with and soem without pants
[02:28:55] <cmn32480> ~time baltimore
[02:28:56] <exec> Wednesday, 20 January 2016 @ 9:28 pm EST - Baltimore, MD, USA
[02:29:01] <cmn32480> crutchy++
[02:29:01] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 187
[02:29:14] <cmn32480> he feex!
[02:29:51] <MrBot> no true bot would admit to being a bot
[02:30:11] <SirFinkus> but that's a paradox
[02:30:32] <SirFinkus> if the bot were trying to pass the turing test, and that was a precondition of being a bot, it would always admit to being a bot
[02:31:53] <mythterj> Ah, but how could it BE A BOT without meeting the preconditions?
[02:32:15] <mythterj> It would be a wannabe-bot trying to pass.... No?
[02:32:16] <cmn32480> chromas - if you notice that exec is gone... drop me a message, I'll kick him in the ass
[02:32:30] <cmn32480> not that I was on IRC all day.....
[02:32:31] <chromas> K
[02:32:35] <cmn32480> but still
[02:32:51] <cmn32480> i know why he dropped too
[02:32:59] <cmn32480> I had to reset a switch....
[02:33:11] <cmn32480> and forgot that he was on the other end of it
[02:36:05] * cmn32480 wonders if sending poo through the mail is illegal
[02:36:08] <cmn32480> 💩
[02:36:09] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[02:36:12] <SirFinkus> nope
[02:36:22] <SirFinkus> they did it in pink flamingos just fine
[02:36:57] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:37:02] <MrBot> ^ 03Pink Flamingos - Divine gets a birthday present - YouTube
[03:03:57] <cmn32480> ~weather
[03:03:58] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 27°F / -3°C, snow, wind W at 4 mph, humidity 75% - Wednesday snow (25°F:32°F / -4°C:0°C), Thursday mostly sunny (25°F:36°F / -4°C:2°C), Friday mostly cloudy (27°F:35°F / -3°C:2°C), Saturday snow (25°F:30°F / -4°C:-1°C)
[03:08:11] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[03:08:12] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 32°F / 0°C, clear, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 89% - Wednesday partly cloudy (31°F:32°F / -1°C:0°C), Thursday cloudy (38°F:42°F / 3°C:6°C), Friday rain (40°F:54°F / 4°C:12°C), Saturday partly cloudy (46°F:54°F / 8°C:12°C)
[03:08:55] <cmn32480> juggs is havin' a heat wave!
[03:09:49] <Bytram> Deucalion: hey! nice to 'see' ya!
[03:10:28] <Deucalion> I'm outside London.. just did a trash run... more like -5^C out there.... on the plus side.. it stopped raining :D
[03:10:57] <Deucalion> Hi Bytram. how's things with you?
[03:10:59] <Bytram> Deucalion: stopped raining/ So, now it's snowing?
[03:11:03] <Bytram> ;)
[03:11:09] <Bytram> tired, but good.
[03:11:14] <Bytram> actually, hungry, too.
[03:11:30] <Bytram> time to make dinner
[03:11:32] <Bytram> brb
[03:11:51] <cmn32480> mmmmm dinner
[03:12:36] <Deucalion> Bytram, clear skies so no snow, just hella chilly. I prefer clear and cold over wet and ~kinda~ cold.
[03:12:48] <Bytram> same here!
[03:13:23] <Bytram> there's something about being soggy wet, AND cold, that is just plain nasty.
[03:13:28] <Bytram> afk brb
[03:16:48] <Deucalion> ~kinda~ cold here fluctuates either side of 0^C so it's either cold, wet and miserable or cold, icy and miserable - I'd rather it just froze hard all day long rather than the have the melt freeze each day. Perhaps I should move to Canuckistan :D
[03:17:41] <cmn32480> please feel free to coem to the 51st state... just don't go to the French part
[03:31:32] <Deucalion> What's wrong with the french bit?
[03:31:55] <cmn32480> mostly the French
[03:34:43] <Deucalion> Canada... the land of the bureaucrat and frostbite.... or being eaten alive by insects.... depending on season. I doubt that is even remotely true.... but stereotyping stuff is so simple.
[03:35:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> and bears
[03:35:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> and beers
[03:36:24] <cmn32480> and impolite frecnhies
[03:38:54] <Deucalion> Eh - what's wrong with mayonnaise on fries... eh ~shrug~ Oh wait is that Belgians? I may be mixing my stereotypes here....
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[03:39:51] <lizardbrain> Hi Bytram
[03:40:49] <cmn32480> outside Quebec, most every Canadien I hae ever dealt with has been awesome
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[03:41:47] <Bytram> lizardbrain: HEY! You found it!
[03:41:59] <Bytram> Welcome aboard!
[03:42:23] <cmn32480> ~uid
[03:42:25] <exec> The current maximum UID is 6040, owned by kirito_tga
[03:43:52] <Bytram> lizardbrain: any trouble finding this channel?
[03:45:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, why would you invite a friend to this channel? Do you not like him much or something?
[03:45:13] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ 60KB message successfully sent
[03:45:13] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 208
[03:45:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato
[03:45:43] <Bytram> it was a place to meet and then could redirect to a different channel
[03:45:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not a bug, it's a feature
[03:45:59] <Bytram> hmmm
[03:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, wise choice. EF will be back soon.
[03:46:13] <cmn32480> not till closer to the weekend
[03:46:31] <cmn32480> since he is working, he ain't 'round much anymore during the week
[03:46:44] * Bytram ponders sending a multi hundred KB message to someone...
[03:47:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> send an ebook for all i care
[03:47:10] <cmn32480> welcome lizardbrain, any friend of Bytram's soudl probably know better than to hang out wiht the likes of us
[03:47:11] <Bytram> yar!
[03:47:32] <Bytram> brb
[03:47:41] <cmn32480> don't you threten us!
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[03:49:20] <Deucalion> Well that went well I think....
[03:50:10] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[03:50:12] <MrBot> ^ 03Pharma 'cash call' for new antibiotics - BBC News
[03:50:57] <cmn32480> Deucalion - yeah... I think so
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[03:51:49] <cmn32480> Olympus getting busy again
[03:51:50] <takyon> wut
[03:52:21] <Bytram> that was... weird.
[03:52:23] <cmn32480> the operator bot has been a greek god of one sort or antoher for days now
[03:52:37] <Deucalion> :D So sue me :P
[03:52:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, i'm off to bed. you lot behave.
[03:53:03] <cmn32480> nope
[03:53:08] <cmn32480> We'll break your code
[03:53:11] <Bytram> oh yes, we most definitely will!
[03:53:20] <cmn32480> and leave you a smoking pile of ash to rebuild tomorrow
[03:53:21] * Bytram crosses fingers behind his back
[03:53:48] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: messaging is looking good so far... well done!
[03:54:10] <cmn32480> bytram... I found that King James Bible you were looking for
[03:54:46] <cmn32480> I bet I coudl copypasta all of exec's code into that message... that's liek 20MB
[03:54:49] <Bytram> not necessary, I already have a KJV bible, and an RSV, and a NAB, and a NABRE
[03:55:04] <cmn32480> Book of Mormon?
[03:55:10] <cmn32480> that was pretty large too
[03:55:16] <Bytram> no, don't have that
[03:55:23] <Deucalion> cmn32480, /bs botlist - I'm on a Greek theme right now.
[03:55:24] * cmn32480 googles frnatically
[03:55:48] <cmn32480> we coudl send all the greek tragedies, just to make Deucalion happy
[03:55:53] <Bytram> I had a greek new testament long ago, but it used a custom font.
[03:56:10] <Bytram> and send him the greek commedies to make him sad?
[03:56:19] * cmn32480 googles for a moby dick text file.....
[03:56:38] <Bytram> check projectgutenberg
[03:56:43] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[03:56:43] <MrBot> ^✓ 03SN journal CES 2016 Dumping Ground 04(0 comments)
[03:57:00] <Deucalion> I just like the old stories.... antiquated mythology is as good as the new to me :D
[03:57:05] <cmn32480> http://faculty.washington.edu
[03:57:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evidence of Another Planet in Our Solar System - http://sylnt.us - planet-ix
[03:57:24] <cmn32480> good guess bytram
[03:57:31] <cmn32480> it was in PG
[03:57:38] <Bytram> I think I downloaded it a while ago.
[03:57:43] <Bytram> call me ishmael
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[03:58:11] <Bytram> ^^^ what IS that?
[03:58:32] <cmn32480> 408KB
[03:59:01] * cmn32480 searches for the Encyclopedia Britanica in text form
[03:59:54] <Bytram> keep it simple, just get a copy of Webster's 3rd edition - it's public domain IIRC
[03:59:54] <Deucalion> Well if you are going to be all uppity about which bot we have in here....
[04:00:04] <Bytram> (circa 1913)
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[04:00:54] <Bytram> ahhh, now I see what is happening.
[04:01:25] <Bytram> why can't the bot just do a /nick ??
[04:01:25] <cmn32480> if we get a weak god... we can prolly take over the channel
[04:01:57] <takyon> wasn't hypatia pretty weak
[04:02:08] <cmn32480> too late... Zeus is here
[04:02:21] <cmn32480> need like Persephone
[04:02:35] <cmn32480> or Achilles
[04:02:37] <takyon> nvm
[04:02:38] <Bytram> we shall overcome ♪♫♪
[04:02:52] <Bytram> aphrodite
[04:02:52] <takyon> i was thinking of the greek hearth goddess
[04:03:16] <cmn32480> love me some aphrodite
[04:03:20] <Deucalion> Bytram, the service bots are just aliases.
[04:03:23] <cmn32480> yay! It's snowing!
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[04:03:38] <Bytram> yeah, I'm starting to get the idea. thanks for the confirmation.
[04:03:41] <Bytram> brb dishes
[04:03:48] <cmn32480> not real bots, like exec or Monopoly?
[04:04:16] <takyon> Hestia
[04:04:16] <cmn32480> I ask because I haven't the slightest clue, not to be a dick
[04:06:31] <Bytram> http://www.imdb.com
[04:06:32] <MrBot> ^ 03Mighty Aphrodite (1995) - IMDb
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[04:14:17] <Deucalion> cmn32480, the ircd (Charybdis) runs in one process, the services (atheme-services) run in another. User bots (exec, Monopoly, any other eggdrop etc.) would need one connection per bot. But the ircd has a special relationship with the services process so the same services process can wear many names at the same time... does one even wear a name? Meh, anyway as far as the ircd is concerned the many names for the services bots are inconsequential
[04:14:17] <Deucalion> resource wise.... ircd and services work in concert to provide what we now expect from IRC.
[04:14:57] <cmn32480> ahhh
[04:15:03] <cmn32480> Thank you kind sir!
[04:15:07] <cmn32480> Deucalion++
[04:15:07] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 8
[04:15:49] <cmn32480> gents... I'm done.
[04:15:55] <cmn32480> I gotta get some sleep tonight
[04:16:02] <cmn32480> Takyon - thanks for packing the queue
[04:16:06] <Bytram> cmn32480: sleep well, and fast!
[04:16:16] <cmn32480> I prefer to sleep slow.
[04:16:19] <cmn32480> and all night!
[04:16:34] <Bytram> touche
[04:16:57] * Bytram looks at the time and decides he should do the same
[04:17:02] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[04:17:03] * exec suspiciously throws a pair of used panties full of Soylent Green at #soylent
[04:17:14] <Deucalion> I read that back... and it sound like something a jedi would say.... the many named service bots you see are not all separate processes, just one process with many faces depending on channel. Damn it, Xlefay was better at explaining this stuff :(
[04:17:43] <cmn32480> it made sense.
[04:17:48] <Bytram> made sense to me
[04:17:50] <cmn32480> and that was all I needed.
[04:18:10] <cmn32480> ~gnight Deucalion
[04:18:13] * exec accidentally postulates an anvil of dag towards Deucalion
[04:18:19] <cmn32480> sleep well my friends
[04:18:22] <cmn32480> ~define dag
[04:18:25] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Dag: An Australian slang term. A dag is technically the matted wool on a sheeps tail, but in typical useage throughout Australia, it refers to people who don't have a neat, tidy or cultured appearance....
[04:18:37] <cmn32480> oh
[04:18:42] <Bytram> ~define anvil
[04:18:43] <cmn32480> I learned somethign new
[04:18:44] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03anvil: A large, heavy object often used in acts of cartoon violence such as Wile E. Coyote.
[04:18:55] <cmn32480> ~define postulates
[04:18:56] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03postulate: A scientific word meaning to "pull from one's ass." In the below sentence, this means that one or more scientists pulled that fact out of their asses. Whether or not they pulled your mom...
[04:19:03] <Bytram> anvil of... ??
[04:19:18] <cmn32480> broiled hog anus
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[04:31:57] * Deucalion has no idea why people get so fixated on the service bot... w/e Imogen is back
[04:34:22] <takyon> cause we're bored
[04:35:46] <chromas> What we really need is for the ircd to let us use so Unicode symbols in our nicks
[04:35:56] <chromas> /nick 🔥
[04:36:24] <Deucalion> Hmmm... she does have a startling resemblance to Tris from Blade Runner come to think..... snap a head off with a thigh movement, but worth the risk right? :D
[04:40:26] <Deucalion> chromas, fuck off. Let IRC die in its pitiful symbol hell. Let it be of its time and be done with it. :P
[04:57:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Claims That Head Transplant Has Been Successfully Done on a Monkey - http://sylnt.us - monkey-see-monkey-be
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[05:55:35] <julian> What's the best way to get a verifiably clean iso of Windows 7 for an OEM key?
[05:56:45] <julian> I have a few Lenovos with the stickers on them but I can't find any installation media that works.
[06:29:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Says ISIS Must be Locked Out of the Open Web - http://sylnt.us - dark-web-next
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[06:34:31] <chromas> in þe oldene dayes, you could get the Windows isos from digitalrivercontent, but the links are dead
[06:34:38] <chromas> So you'd probably go the usual route
[06:35:10] <chromas> (digitalrivercontent being the MS authorized place to get windows)
[06:41:15] <julian> Yeah all the digitalriver links are dead that I can find
[06:42:47] <julian> Found it: https://www.microsoft.com
[06:42:47] <MrBot> ^ 03Windows 7
[06:42:55] <julian> Looks like MS asks you for you key up front now
[06:48:44] <julian> And I get "please contact the device manufacturer for recovery options"
[06:49:04] <julian> Thanks, MS.
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[09:07:17] <JihadBot> allah++
[09:07:17] <Bender> karma - allah: 1
[09:20:47] <crutchy> JihadBot, s/++/_snackbar++/
[09:20:47] <sedctl> <crutchy> <JihadBot> allah_snackbar++
[09:23:41] <JihadBot> crutchy, my friend; you tempt the will of allah. I cast one jihads in your general direction
[09:26:05] <crutchy> help! i'm being repressed!
[09:26:46] * crutchy escapes on a european swallow
[09:29:57] * JihadBot hijacks a plane and looks for crutchy's house
[09:30:19] * crutchy unleashes the dropbears
[09:31:07] <JamesNZ> Not the dropbears!
[09:31:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows 10 on Business PCs - http://sylnt.us - win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-windows
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[09:34:13] <crutchy> from the it-looks-like-you're-trying-to-use-a-mouse-would-you-like-help-not-using-the-mouse dept.
[09:35:37] <crutchy> they should rename windows 10 to Windows Bob Me
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[10:45:36] <crutchy> ~weather
[10:45:37] <exec> 07Traralgon VIC - currently 21°C, clear, wind E at 8 km/h, humidity 73% - Thursday clear with periodic clouds (14°C:28°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (14°C:27°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (13°C:24°C), Sunday partly cloudy (12°C:24°C)
[10:46:39] <chromas> ~weather safespace
[10:46:40] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[10:50:12] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[10:50:13] <JihadBot> ^ 03Mr. Pickles Pilot - YouTube
[10:51:14] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color 02
[10:51:15] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[10:51:21] <crutchy> ~weather
[10:51:22] <exec> 02Traralgon VIC - currently 21°C, clear, wind E at 8 km/h, humidity 73% - Thursday clear with periodic clouds (14°C:28°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (14°C:27°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (13°C:24°C), Sunday partly cloudy (12°C:24°C)
[10:51:43] <crutchy> damn. more of those periodic clouds
[10:52:27] <crutchy> from the femminist internet
[10:54:04] <poutine> ~weater prefs color 00
[10:54:08] <poutine> ~weather prefs color 00
[10:54:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[10:54:17] <poutine> ~weather-prefs color 00
[10:54:18] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[10:54:23] <poutine> ~weather 90401
[10:54:26] <exec> 00Santa Monica, CA 90401, USA - currently 53°F / 12°C, cloudy, wind E at 1 mph, humidity 90% - Wednesday partly cloudy (48°F:49°F / 9°C:9°C), Thursday partly cloudy (49°F:72°F / 9°C:22°C), Friday mostly cloudy (51°F:68°F / 11°C:20°C), Saturday scattered showers (46°F:62°F / 8°C:17°C)
[10:56:31] <chromas> 90% humidity? sounds like the right time for gravy fries with cheese curds
[10:58:54] <poutine> I am making a cool stackable policy system for access to individual devices on my IoT network. For instance, I want to have a QR code by my TV that when scanned, will allow the user to be able to control my home entertainment, but not see the device history for it. That will open in a web browser if they do not have the app installed. I want to be able to grant these policies by NFC, SMS, and email as well
[10:59:49] <crutchy> home automations stuff?
[10:59:54] <crutchy> sounds pretty cool
[11:00:00] <poutine> Well yes, but it can be used outside of the home
[11:00:15] <poutine> there's a lot of opportunity for commercial or industrial usage
[11:00:50] <poutine> access control is one thing I have not seen done well
[11:01:00] <chromas> Use rfid tags; they're the current hotness
[11:01:13] <poutine> I use BTLE beacons currently
[11:01:22] <poutine> context specific quick access to control
[11:01:58] <poutine> when you walk up to your door lock you don't want to know if the nursery light is on, why is it at the top of the screen, show a "Do you want to [unlock/lock] your lock?" pop down from the top of the screen
[11:02:02] <crutchy> there was that guy that implanted an rfid thingy in his arm i think
[11:02:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Object-Oriented Programming: A Disaster Story - http://sylnt.us - sob.story
[11:02:41] <crutchy> for his home automation
[11:02:50] <poutine> crutchy, We already have BTLE scanning and transmitting equipment on us 24/7 anyways
[11:02:51] <crutchy> hah
[11:03:04] <crutchy> ^at sn story
[11:03:58] <crutchy> im pretty sure a lot of people who think they're oop programmers have nfi why they're not
[11:04:35] <poutine> I work daily in JS, and it has such a shitty model for it
[11:05:37] <chromas> poutine: s/h.* a(.*) m.*/is totally \1/
[11:05:37] <sedctl> <chromas> <poutine> I work daily in JS, and it is totally shitty
[11:05:50] <poutine> chromas, I actually enjoy working in it
[11:06:14] * chromas gasps
[11:06:33] <poutine> I worked with C for many years, then it progressively got shittier until I hit PHP, but people were paying a lot of money for programmers with it, now I'm on the NodeJS jazz and make pretty massive scalable architectures in very little time
[11:08:53] <poutine> chromas: s/sps/s on a big cock/
[11:08:53] <sedctl> <poutine> <chromas> gas on a big cock
[11:08:57] <poutine> doh
[11:10:21] <chromas> Nah; I'm too expert to gasp on a cock.
[11:10:49] <poutine> I meant gags, but sedctl also butchered the fact that it was a \001ACTION \001 thing rather than a regular PRIVMSG
[11:11:32] <poutine> its programmer should be tarred and feathered
[11:11:45] <crutchy> sedctl is a little awk script
[11:11:53] <crutchy> you're welcome to go nuts :p
[11:11:58] <poutine> post it
[11:12:16] <crutchy> ~g foobarbazbot sedbot github
[11:12:18] <exec> [google] https://github.com
[11:13:11] <chromas> sure it did
[11:14:02] <crutchy> exec also has a sedbot that uses gnu sed, but its designed to be similar to the awk sedbot
[11:14:36] <poutine> simple
[11:15:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:15:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2099
[11:16:11] <crutchy> maybe don't bother doing a pr though, cos it looks like foobarbazbot has been dormant for a while :(
[11:16:22] <crutchy> chromas runs sedctl
[11:16:28] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:16:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2100
[11:17:26] <chromas> maybe poutine'll whip up a replacement in 10 seconds that will have over 9,000 times the power of SedBot
[11:17:36] <crutchy> hope so
[11:17:41] <crutchy> pressure's on :p
[11:17:43] <poutine> nah I will give it back in awk with 1 more line added
[11:18:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like how i been coding lately
[11:18:29] <crutchy> one line at a time?
[11:18:48] <crutchy> its like nuking from orbit
[11:19:21] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, my laptop is dead, and it has exec's wiki password on it :(
[11:19:28] <crutchy> cmn32480, wake up dude!
[11:19:29] <crutchy> :p
[11:19:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> bummer
[11:20:10] <chromas> Did you try turning it on and off again?
[11:20:26] <crutchy> power button doesn't do anything
[11:20:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, just yoink the hdd and plug it into your desktop
[11:20:34] <crutchy> its basically a paperweight atm
[11:21:26] <crutchy> do 2.5" sata drives use same connectors as 3.5" sata drives?
[11:21:31] <chromas> yep
[11:21:36] <crutchy> oooooh
[11:22:26] <crutchy> meh. i'll do that on the weekend. i'm about to pike anyway
[11:22:32] <crutchy> chromas++
[11:22:32] <Bender> karma - chromas: 144
[11:22:34] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:22:34] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 209
[11:22:48] <crutchy> poutine++ # for when we see sedbot 2000
[11:22:48] <Bender> karma - poutine: -405
[11:23:02] <chromas> Does the lap's charging light cum on?
[11:23:13] <crutchy> nope
[11:23:32] <chromas> maybe unplug power supply for a bit
[11:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you let the magic smoke out of it or something?
[11:23:50] <chromas> or cheat by shorting the connectors on each end for a few seconds then plug it back in
[11:23:55] <crutchy> its been unplugged for a couple of days
[11:24:00] <chromas> (unplug both ends first, of course)
[11:24:03] <chromas> ooh
[11:24:08] <chromas> it died of starvation
[11:24:24] <crutchy> dunno. i'm suspecting maybe the connector
[11:24:40] <crutchy> i hate trying to fix laptops though cos they're a pita to work with
[11:25:00] <chromas> test the psu with your meter
[11:25:14] <crutchy> won't be getting a new one though cos ima buying some new wheels :)
[11:25:26] <chromas> hotwheels?
[11:25:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> by with your meter he means by sticking the leads to your tongue
[11:25:29] <chromas> or matchbox?
[11:25:39] <crutchy> 17" wheels :D
[11:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> imperial++
[11:25:57] <Bender> karma - imperial: 1
[11:26:00] <crutchy> they're a bit on the expensive side, but they come with a bonus car attached :p
[11:26:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube imperial march
[11:26:20] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> when i run for emperor of north america, i'm using that as my campaign music.
[11:27:18] <crutchy> do americans fuck up pounds by multiplying it by gravity to get a force? or is that just in metricated countries?
[11:27:47] <chromas> we use dollars
[11:27:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, at least we don't think they're money like brits do.
[11:27:57] <crutchy> lol
[11:28:29] <crutchy> some dickhead (probably a brit or german) made up a pound mass
[11:28:35] <crutchy> and confused the shit out of everyone
[11:28:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Little girl: mommy, i want to be a feminist when i grow up.
[11:28:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Mother: well pick one, honey, you can't do both.
[11:29:13] * poutine test
[11:29:59] <chromas> oh yeah, those "I need feminism because my mom said $x" signs are funny
[11:30:29] <crutchy> we need a feminist version of the socialist macro
[11:30:58] <chromas> need a #infb one that pulls random "I need feminism because" strings off the internet
[11:31:18] <chromas> Plenty of circular logic ones out there
[11:31:19] <crutchy> heh yeah
[11:31:29] <chromas> "I need feminism because people say I don't need feminism"
[11:31:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need feminism because my balls itch
[11:32:45] <chromas> this should be a trend
[11:33:06] <chromas> prefix the most mundane, trivial 'problems' with "I need feminism because"
[11:33:15] * TheMightyBuzzard nods sagely
[11:34:35] <chromas> #infb feminists ruined colored hair
[11:34:42] <chromas> oops oh shit, I'm totally not racis
[11:34:46] <chromas> hair of color
[11:34:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need feminism because i stepped in dog poop the other day
[11:35:31] <chromas> #infb I farted and I can't get up
[11:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas: s/hair/pubes/
[11:36:10] <chromas> oh yeah, do the carpets match the drapes?
[11:36:17] <chromas> I assume feminists don't use tile
[11:36:36] <chromas> definitely no hardwood down there
[11:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[11:37:04] <chromas> unless EF makes it his duty to turn feminists
[11:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> he should.
[11:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> into what is the question though. lesbians would be a bad answer.
[11:37:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless they film themselves
[11:38:25] <chromas> these aren't the lesbians you are looking for
[11:39:07] <chromas> "I can't refer to a man that's 6'3" and has a 5 oclock shadow as a woman just because he's wearing a dress and some makeup. He may have cut his d-ck off but he's still not a woman. He's a guy that cut his d-ck off and wears dresses. He's not a woman."
[11:39:14] <chromas> youtube_comments++
[11:39:14] <Bender> karma - youtube_comments: 2
[11:40:59] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, a woman is something that men want to fuck
[11:41:15] <crutchy> lmao
[11:41:20] <crutchy> tama's reply:
[11:41:21] <crutchy> tama18> exec: Your mom is something that men want to fuck!
[11:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet
[11:42:26] <chromas> from the wisdom-from-tama dept
[11:44:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll start on that minecraft pet golem mod today
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[12:33:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Robots Will Replace 5 Million Workers By 2020: Report - http://sylnt.us - bumpy-ride-to-utopia
[12:40:59] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[12:41:01] * exec spontaneously hurls an assfull of dag at #soylent
[12:41:44] <cmn32480> crutchy - what'r the updates to the wiki scripts?
[12:55:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, cmn32480
[12:55:24] <cmn32480> morning buzzard
[12:55:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you forget something?
[12:55:33] <cmn32480> how goes the sitre breakage this morning
[12:55:37] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:55:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2101
[12:55:48] * cmn32480 hides in shame
[12:56:09] <cmn32480> or did I forget to send you poo on dev?
[12:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> bytram's job to break the site until the update. i'm done cept for fixing what he breaks.
[12:56:35] <cmn32480> ahhh
[12:56:36] <cmn32480> ok
[12:56:44] <cmn32480> he tried to break the messaging last night
[12:57:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, yeah. not much to break. it's just plaintext that gets html formatted for web display.
[12:57:51] <cmn32480> I was thinking of swnding him Moby Dick, just to see if it works
[12:58:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> should
[12:58:37] <cmn32480> it shoudl work, or I shoudl do it?
[12:58:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly not through email, depends on the provider.
[12:58:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> it should work
[12:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> in theory anyway. apache really should have a limit on the size of post data it allows if it doesn't.
[13:01:47] <cmn32480> the whole book is only 22k lines
[13:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:02:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like it can be limited in apache
[13:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure we wanna do that though cause we could possibly wanna upload files.
[13:03:08] <cmn32480> 413 Request Entity Too Large
[13:03:29] <cmn32480> not through the messaging.
[13:03:37] <cmn32480> files woudl more likely be by email
[13:04:33] <cmn32480> Moby Dick is too large
[13:04:36] <cmn32480> nogreab
[13:12:23] <cmn32480> back in a bit. going to look at carpet.
[13:18:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit http://venturebeat.com
[13:18:57] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[13:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, AndyTheAbsurd
[13:20:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> Hi TMB
[13:21:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> how goes your caffeine time today?
[13:21:45] * AndyTheAbsurd is not feeling well and is thinking about bailing on work.
[13:23:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> do it. someone gotta play video games or the game studios go outa business and all the money they woulda spent comes out of the economy which hurts every other sector they woulda interacted with which causes yet more unemployment ad infinitum until the entire economy collapses and we all starve
[13:23:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's your patriotic duty
[13:25:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, think i'll go do that myself
[14:04:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GCHQ-Built Phone Voice Encryption Has Massive Backdoor - http://sylnt.us - can-you-hear-me-now
[14:13:24] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: FYI, I finally have a day off and am planning to submit a few bug reports. nothing major
[14:13:34] <Bytram|away> gotta go offline in a minute, will be back in an hour or so.
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[15:09:09] <Bytram> mrcoolbp++ bot killer
[15:09:09] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 63
[15:09:34] <mrcoolbp> come at me bro
[15:10:16] <Bytram> LOL!
[15:13:43] <mrcoolbp> coffee--
[15:13:43] <Bender> karma - tea: 527
[15:13:46] <mrcoolbp> = (
[15:21:48] <mrcoolbp> coffee++
[15:21:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2102
[15:22:01] <mrcoolbp> yay
[15:25:09] <Bytram> coffee++
[15:25:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2103
[15:25:12] <Bytram> !uid
[15:25:12] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6040, owned by kirito_tga
[15:29:43] <Bytram> link translation, please? http://feedproxy.google.com
[15:29:44] <JihadBot> ^ 03Super Bowl 50 to kick tech up to highest level yet - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[15:30:11] <mrcoolbp> thar ya go
[15:36:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk, Stephen Hawking Win Luddite Award as AI "Alarmists" - http://sylnt.us - award-on-post-apocalyptic-mantlepiece
[16:16:38] <Runaway1956> scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12391911_1059153720785186_8893445887110499175_n.jpg?oh=289dce8ced9884d81a27cf0c65a43f2c&oe=573AF38D
[16:17:08] <Runaway1956> Stupid long link address . . . should have downloaded it and hosted it - oh well, click it or not
[16:21:43] <Bytram> ugh, I see what you mean... hold on
[16:22:57] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[16:22:58] <JihadBot> ^ 03Elon Musk, Stephen Hawking win Luddite award as AI 'alarmists' - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[16:23:13] <Bytram> http://sylnt.us
[16:23:14] <JihadBot> ^ 03SN article: Elon Musk, Stephen Hawking Win Luddite Award as AI "Alarmists" 04(17 comments) ( https://soylentnews.org )
[16:24:10] <Bytram> oh... is that on facebook? your link is missing the domain name
[16:25:17] <Runaway1956> I right clicked it, opened in a new window, right clicked again and copied image address - you're right, the domain name got lost.
[16:25:59] <Runaway1956> No, there's the domain name - fbcdn.net
[16:26:21] <Bytram> http://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[16:26:52] <Bytram> hmmm
[16:26:56] <Bytram> https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[16:28:29] <Bytram> sry, fresh out of ideas.
[16:29:26] <Runaway1956> I probably won't submit this story, but it's funny as hell - https://www.rt.com
[16:29:27] <JihadBot> ^ 03‘No bulls**tting? White should be on top?’ US hangs Russian flag upside down at Lavrov-Kerry talks — RT News
[16:31:44] <Bytram> Ouch!
[16:36:17] <Runaway1956> I'm sure you've seen a lot of stupid things in your life - here's one for the books - https://www.youtube.com
[16:36:17] <JihadBot> ^ 03Honouring the dedication to duty of traffic officers - YouTube
[16:36:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stolen Uber Accounts Worth More Than Stolen Credit Cards - http://sylnt.us - lyfting-uber-accounts
[16:38:49] <cmn32480> ~weather
[16:38:51] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 31°F / -1°C, partly cloudy, wind NW at 13 mph, humidity 54% - Thursday mostly sunny (24°F:34°F / -4°C:1°C), Friday cloudy (26°F:34°F / -3°C:1°C), Saturday snow (25°F:31°F / -4°C:-1°C), Sunday partly cloudy (19°F:36°F / -7°C:2°C)
[16:39:54] <Bytram> ~weather framingham
[16:39:56] <exec> 10Framingham, MA, USA - currently 29°F, sunny, wind NW at 19 mph, humidity 40% - Thursday sunny (13°F:30°F), Friday sunny (16°F:31°F), Saturday cloudy (20°F:29°F), Sunday partly cloudy (20°F:33°F)
[16:40:00] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[16:40:02] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 29°F, mostly sunny, wind W at 17 mph, humidity 33% - Thursday mostly sunny (16°F:30°F), Friday mostly sunny (20°F:30°F), Saturday cloudy (23°F:31°F), Sunday cloudy (22°F:31°F)
[16:40:06] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[16:40:08] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 25°F, sunny, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 43% - Thursday sunny (10°F:26°F), Friday sunny (10°F:29°F), Saturday partly cloudy (14°F:26°F), Sunday mostly sunny (16°F:31°F)
[16:40:12] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[16:40:14] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 16°F, cloudy, wind NW at 15 mph, humidity 60% - Thursday partly cloudy (5°F:17°F), Friday sunny (-2°F:18°F), Saturday mostly sunny (-4°F:17°F), Sunday mostly sunny (9°F:23°F)
[16:45:03] <Runaway1956> Do they have weather in Mass?
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[16:52:06] <Bytram> only if the roof caved in.
[16:52:12] <Bytram> ;)
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[18:34:32] * mrcoolbp is considering an ASK SOYLENT: Help me build an awesome Virtual Reality PC
[18:35:17] <cmn32480> start with a wide case
[18:35:35] <cmn32480> gotta fit the super huge graphics card and mondo heatsink
[18:36:05] <cmn32480> but if you are gonna ditch your i5, I might be willing to make a deal on it
[18:38:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Physics of Traffic - http://sylnt.us - don't-make-waves
[18:39:44] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: I'm thinking one of these: http://www.newegg.com
[18:39:45] <JihadBot> ^ 03Fractal Design Define R5 FD-CA-DEF-R5-BK Black Computer Case - Newegg.com
[18:41:05] <cmn32480> Max Graphics Length Supported
[18:41:05] <cmn32480> up to 310 mm in length with the top HDD cage installed; with the top cage removed, graphics cards up to 440 mm in length may be installed
[18:41:35] <cmn32480> looks good
[18:41:44] <cmn32480> but I don't know what graphics card you are looking at
[18:42:15] <mrcoolbp> I have a GTX 970 that I will use for now, probably upgrade to a new one later in 2016 or possibly in 2017
[18:42:18] <mrcoolbp> er
[18:42:26] <mrcoolbp> not 970, a *780*
[18:42:36] <cmn32480> I was gonna say....
[18:43:18] <mrcoolbp> The 780 is actually a hand-me-down, so I figure with a beefy machine, the rest of the system should be good enough for VR with just the 780 for nwo
[18:43:20] <mrcoolbp> now
[18:43:50] <mrcoolbp> later I could get a nicer one to keep on the curve
[18:44:45] <mrcoolbp> pretty sure this thing won't fit in my current box, now will I have enough power
[18:45:19] <cmn32480> so bigger power supply...
[18:45:22] <cmn32480> bigger case
[18:46:48] <mrcoolbp> yup
[18:47:22] <cmn32480> sounds like fun!
[18:47:31] <mrcoolbp> my PSU is 300W ;__;
[18:47:43] <mrcoolbp> and I don't think it will fit anyway
[18:48:12] <cmn32480> 300W? wow... tiny!
[18:49:06] <Runaway1956> 300 watt is sufficient for a tablet, I suppose
[18:49:22] <mrcoolbp> brb
[18:49:34] * Runaway1956 has two PSU's, a 750 and a 650 side by side
[18:50:08] <cmn32480> failsafe!
[18:50:37] <Runaway1956> Not exactly - the 750 wasn't strong enough to drive 7 hard drives, along with everything else
[18:50:47] <Runaway1956> about the time I powered up my RAID, it all went south
[18:53:33] <Runaway1956> Before you settle on a case, take a look at server towers - http://www.newegg.com
[18:53:39] <JihadBot> ^ 03eATX computer case - Newegg.com
[18:54:31] <Runaway1956> The eATX case has a LOT more room inside, more fans, bigger mainboard, extra power supply, bodacious video card, and more - like I say, I have seven hard drives, and two PSU's inside of mine, it's not half full
[18:55:07] <Runaway1956> WTF? We have Muslim bots here now?
[18:56:49] <nick> i don't know where to go with that...
[18:57:42] <cmn32480> jsut that one.
[18:57:52] <cmn32480> don't worry.. the service bot is greek
[18:58:01] <cmn32480> the title bot is Muslim
[18:58:08] <cmn32480> exec is agnostic
[18:58:26] <cmn32480> aqu4 is shithead
[18:58:31] <cmn32480> Bender is confused
[18:58:38] <Runaway1956> Greek is cool - just don't expect them to stand behind you
[18:58:57] <cmn32480> sedctl is correct
[18:59:05] <cmn32480> and Regurgitator is harmless
[18:59:08] <cmn32480> it takes all kinds
[18:59:27] <cmn32480> and of course, Mr. plow is about to be really busy if he is on the east coast
[18:59:56] <Runaway1956> Snowplow? I assumed he was plowing fields between the sheets.
[19:00:41] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[19:00:42] <JihadBot> ^ 03Mr. Plow Commercial - YouTube
[19:00:49] <Bytram> don't forget Siri... then again on second thought...
[19:00:59] <cmn32480> Ciri
[19:01:09] <cmn32480> and I think she is kickbanned from this channel
[19:01:17] <cmn32480> and tama
[19:01:35] * Bytram had added it/her/whatever to my ignore list (the one and only entry)
[19:03:04] <cmn32480> #blackuweather baltimore
[19:03:04] <MrPlow> Yo ass ain get no wetha, bitch.
[19:03:12] <Runaway1956> I like this case - it's prettier than mine - http://www.newegg.com
[19:03:12] <cmn32480> #blackuweather baltimore, MD
[19:03:15] <MrPlow> T'day: How da fuck am I know dat shit? T'marra: How da fuck am I know dat shit?
[19:03:18] <JihadBot> ^ 03Thermaltake Core X9 Black E-ATX Stackable Tt LCS Certified Cube Chassis CA-1D8-00F1WN-00 - Newegg.com
[19:04:37] <cmn32480> definetly a cooler look to it
[19:04:49] <Runaway1956> CPU cooler height limitation: 250mm
[19:05:05] * Bytram thinks that if you are staring at the box, you may not be paying close enough attention to the VR experience.
[19:05:06] <Runaway1956> That should be enough room for ANYTHING you want to put in a computer case
[19:05:15] <Bytram> ;)
[19:05:31] * Runaway1956 is a multitasker
[19:05:42] <Runaway1956> I can drink coffee and smoke cigarettes at the same time
[19:06:28] <Bytram> lol
[19:06:34] <Bytram> time for me to make some lunch
[19:06:37] <Bytram> afk; biab
[19:06:37] <cmn32480> doesn't your butt get wet?
[19:06:57] <Runaway1956> ?????
[19:07:09] <Runaway1956> That one must have sailed right over my head
[19:07:12] <cmn32480> if you drink coffee while smoking.
[19:07:13] * Bytram waits or Runaway1956 to get it.
[19:07:21] <Bytram> cigarette butts get wet.
[19:07:25] <Bytram> ninjad
[19:07:35] <Bytram> afk
[19:07:37] <cmn32480> trying to pour coffee in while taking a drag must be difficult
[19:07:40] <Runaway1956> Nahhhhh, gotta be coordinated
[19:07:51] <cmn32480> and soggy smaokes taste nasty
[19:08:06] <Runaway1956> I knew a woman who . . . well . . . let's just say she was talented
[19:08:25] <cmn32480> HHHHIIIYYOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[19:08:41] <Runaway1956> And, it's amazing what ice does to the male anatomy when it's not expected . . .
[19:10:17] <cmn32480> there was shrinkage
[19:10:21] <cmn32480> I was in the pool!
[19:11:12] <Runaway1956> Actually - under some circumstance - there is no shrinkage. You gotta experience it sometime. Want her phone number? She IS over sixty now though.
[19:11:27] <cmn32480> somethign wrong with mature women?
[19:11:41] <Runaway1956> Nothing at all, but some younger guys don't know that yet.
[19:12:12] <cmn32480> long as she doenst' look like this: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
[19:29:24] <mrcoolbp> Well the card (freakin' barely) does fit, I mean technically. Had to move my hard drive and remove some USB/Cardreader/headphone/microphone snake that runs to the front of the box to get it in there but it does fit....
[19:30:31] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh, but do you still have good airflow? You might make it fit, but then you have a compartmentalized cabinet, with the two parts "insulated" from each other
[19:30:47] * Bytram hopes that mrcoolbp keeps his eyes peeled for the escape of the magic smoke
[19:31:20] <Runaway1956> He just needs a higher viscosity smoke - the low vicosity stuff leaks easily
[19:31:31] <Bytram> good point!
[19:31:56] <Runaway1956> But, I don't recommend synthetic smoke - stay with the natural stuff.
[19:32:27] <Bytram> keeping things authentic, I see.
[19:32:41] <mrcoolbp> Runaway1956: there's a bit of clearence on each side
[19:32:51] <Runaway1956> Good deal then
[19:33:01] <mrcoolbp> I would need to sacrifice the front ports and buy a new PSU but I'd be in business
[19:33:09] <Runaway1956> I have been "burned" by small cases in the past.
[19:33:13] <mrcoolbp> that freakin' core case looks sick though
[19:33:46] <Runaway1956> Once you've driven an eATX, you'll never want to go back to a standard tower
[19:34:17] <Runaway1956> People walk in the house, and ask, "What is THAT?!"
[19:34:33] <Runaway1956> And, you tell them that's where you rest your Big Johnson while playing games.
[19:35:21] <mrcoolbp> I think that is a bit wide for what I need = /
[19:35:27] <mrcoolbp> must do more reasearch
[19:35:35] <mrcoolbp> this will be a long project
[19:36:23] <Runaway1956> LOL
[19:37:46] <Runaway1956> My new Cree flashlights are out for delivery - can't go to bed til the mailman gets here, or he may not leave them.
[19:38:42] <Bytram> what time is it?
[19:38:54] <Runaway1956> 1:40
[19:39:06] <Bytram> AM / PM ?
[19:39:09] <Runaway1956> Mailman usually gets here about 2:00
[19:39:17] <Bytram> nod nod
[19:39:29] <Runaway1956> PM - call it 14:40
[19:39:46] <Bytram> 13:40 ?
[19:39:59] <Bytram> 12:00 + 1:30 == 13:30
[19:40:06] <Runaway1956> Uhhhhm yeah, I must be tired or something
[19:40:08] <Bytram> 12:00 + 1:40 == 13:40
[19:40:16] <Bytram> np; me too.
[19:41:01] <Runaway1956> One of my next purchases will be a camera, so I can watch the mailbox, instead of walking out in the cold rain to see if my delivery has arrived
[19:43:14] * Bytram offers Runaway1956 an umbrella
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[19:46:20] <mrcoolbp> Runaway1956: I just got my Tn12 2016 in yesterday, 1000lm, it's a beast EDC light
[19:51:13] <Runaway1956> Oooooooh, SHINY!
[19:51:36] <Runaway1956> http://www.ebay.com
[19:51:37] <JihadBot> ^ 03Hot 2X Police 2500 Lumens LED Flashlight 18650 CREE T6 XML Battery and Charger | eBay
[19:52:44] <mrcoolbp> this would probably do for me http://www.newegg.com
[19:52:45] <JihadBot> ^ 03COOLER MASTER HAF series RC-912-KKN1 Black ATX Mid Tower Computer Case - Newegg.com
[19:53:24] <mrcoolbp> Runaway1956: how the hell is that $18? There's something wrong there
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[19:54:19] <mrcoolbp> Runaway1956: just for 4 decent 18650 cells you should spend that much, no way do I trust that deal
[19:57:51] <Runaway1956> They may or may not be alright - they look good out of the package
[19:58:49] <Runaway1956> It all depends on where they come from - these same flashlights were selling for as much as $50 apiece from other dealers.
[20:04:13] <Runaway1956> It's at least twice as bright as my mini-mag Pro. Side by side, shining them on the wall, the mini-mag is just swallowed up and lost.
[20:09:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Numbers Don’t Lie—It’s Time to Build Your Own Router - http://sylnt.us - good-fast-cheap...-can-you-pick-three?
[20:10:02] <Runaway1956> I let DD-WRT build mine . . .
[20:12:56] <nick> i like dd-wrt, but i wasn't able to get the 3G usb modem i had to work with it at the time.
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[23:42:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pharmaceutical Companies Demand More Money for Antibiotics Research - http://sylnt.us - TANSTAAFL