#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-20
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[00:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, mrcoolbp, care to be a test monkey?
[00:03:01] <mrcoolbp> sure
[00:03:22] <mrcoolbp> whaddya got?
[00:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> well bleh, was going to say check web messages on dev but i got an error page for some reason
[00:05:17] <mrcoolbp> = (
[00:05:37] <mrcoolbp> no messages right now
[00:06:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FCC Had "Productive" Net Neutrality Talks With Comcast and T-Mobile - http://sylnt.us - what-about-price-gouging-talks
[00:07:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, deploying again then will retest
[00:07:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hadda fix a typo
[00:08:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, well it redirected wrong but it looks like it might have sent
[00:12:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, should have two messages waiting on you on dev
[00:14:39] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent from 40,000ft
[00:14:40] * exec cohesively pours a tinfoil hat of splodge for #soylent
[00:15:03] <mrcoolbp> You have no messages waiting on the system. Either none have been sent, or they have been deleted or purged from the system, or they have been sent via another delivery method.
[00:15:09] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard^
[00:15:18] <cmn32480> make sure you check dev...
[00:15:37] <mrcoolbp> did
[00:15:49] * cmn32480 goes back to being the fastest moving guy on IRC
[00:16:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, gracias. they're not being sent for some reason. will have to figure out why.
[00:16:26] <mrcoolbp> = /
[00:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's likely work for tomorrow though.
[00:16:32] <mrcoolbp> de nada
[00:16:45] <mrcoolbp> yeah I'm playin' teh vidya gamez already
[00:17:13] <mrcoolbp> I took this week off
[00:17:21] <mrcoolbp> so I'm more avail for stuff if you guys need
[00:18:06] <cmn32480> wooo...
[00:18:30] <cmn32480> multi day party at mrcoolbp's house!!! (long as his wife doesn't mind)
[00:19:24] <takyon> cmn32480's just plane fun
[00:19:55] <cmn32480> a wing and a prayer
[00:19:55] <mrcoolbp> yeah come on over
[00:20:01] <mrcoolbp> just got some great local beer
[00:20:04] <cmn32480> !woop
[00:20:04] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[00:20:11] <mrcoolbp> literally 1/4 mile away, doesn't get moar local
[00:20:40] <takyon> i have to walk a whole mile if I want to get to a brewery
[00:20:42] <cmn32480> think of it as an oculas warmup party :-)
[00:30:06] <mrcoolbp> seriously tho, y'all are welcome
[00:30:16] <mrcoolbp> 'slong as you don't bring poutine
[00:35:48] * takyon pregames the poutine
[00:36:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lastpass Now Requires Email Validation for New Devices, Even When Using 2FA - http://sylnt.us - umm...-oops?
[00:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, looks like code 20 is already in use for messages even though it's not listed.
[00:42:42] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[00:42:45] <HL3-Confirmed> ^ 03'You are the modern day Elephant Man' - BBC News
[00:47:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh, messages aren't getting sent
[00:48:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke and rally time
[00:50:23] <SirFinkus> jesus, I'm exhausted
[00:51:22] <cmn32480> more homework SirFinkus?
[00:51:34] <SirFinkus> uhgn, don't remind me
[00:51:40] <SirFinkus> I only just got home
[00:51:47] <cmn32480> or did you dream you were a muffler?
[00:52:22] <cmn32480> I'm still not home.
[00:52:33] <SirFinkus> my stupid classes are on opposite ends of campus
[00:52:35] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[00:52:35] <cmn32480> 'nother hour or so on a plane.... 30 minute drive
[00:52:36] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 43°F / 6°C, light rain showers, wind NW at 0 mph, humidity 97% - Tuesday rain (40°F:44°F / 4°C:7°C), Wednesday showers (41°F:48°F / 5°C:9°C), Thursday rain (45°F:53°F / 7°C:12°C), Friday showers (39°F:51°F / 4°C:11°C)
[00:52:44] <SirFinkus> "light" my ass
[00:52:45] <cmn32480> ~weather
[00:52:46] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 23°F / -5°C, clear, wind W at 12 mph, humidity 43% - Tuesday clear (19°F:27°F / -7°C:-3°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (25°F:35°F / -4°C:2°C), Thursday mostly sunny (25°F:37°F / -4°C:3°C), Friday snow showers (29°F:32°F / -2°C:0°C)
[00:53:12] <cmn32480> ~weather nome
[00:53:13] <SirFinkus> so I had to walk (more like a jog) between my classes carrying my guitar and shit
[00:53:13] <exec> 10Nome, AK, USA - currently 9°F / -13°C, mostly sunny, wind N at 7 mph, humidity 59% - Tuesday partly cloudy (4°F:11°F / -16°C:-12°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (6°F:8°F / -14°C:-13°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (6°F:11°F / -14°C:-12°C), Friday partly cloudy (1°F:8°F / -17°C:-13°C)
[00:53:30] <SirFinkus> and it was one of *those*
[00:53:33] <cmn32480> not my fault you don't play ukelele
[00:53:48] <SirFinkus> god I hate the ukelele
[00:53:52] <cmn32480> and I supopse you are gonna tell me the bathroom wasn't working
[00:54:05] <SirFinkus> actually, it wasn't
[00:54:11] <cmn32480> so you pooped in a baggie?
[00:54:12] <SirFinkus> luckily I didn't need to shit
[00:54:24] <cmn32480> so you were carrying it internally?
[00:54:35] <SirFinkus> I always shit before I leave the house
[00:54:35] <cmn32480> that hardly takes effort... unless you gotta go
[00:54:54] <cmn32480> a solid plan of action
[00:55:15] <SirFinkus> the urinals were all clogged up
[00:55:19] <SirFinkus> I suspect malfeasance
[00:55:36] <SirFinkus> so I just pissed in the piss that was already there
[00:55:41] <chromas> ukulele? SirFinkus, are you taking gender studies?
[00:56:01] <SirFinkus> no, I hate the ukulele with a burning passion
[00:56:17] <cmn32480> no fun at all
[00:56:26] <SirFinkus> the safe space at my school has a wall with 6 ukuleles hanging on it
[00:56:31] <SirFinkus> along with coloring books
[00:56:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that message made it into the system but didn't get delivered. hmm...
[00:56:59] <SirFinkus> I play a guitar, like a man
[00:57:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, with your penis?
[00:57:10] <chromas> Do they have a TEDx sign?
[00:57:10] <cmn32480> safe space? a place where people can't be offended? and do all the coloring books coem with crayons in all colors of the rainbow?
[00:57:23] <SirFinkus> that's what the P in PIMA stands for TheMightyBuzzard
[00:57:25] <chromas> transcoloring
[00:57:26] <SirFinkus> everyone knows that
[00:57:51] <SirFinkus> I think everyone in class was impressed with my technique
[00:57:55] <chromas> it's pretty easy to extrapolate dirty jokes from that
[00:58:24] <SirFinkus> the trouble is mine is so long it's difficult to get good articulation
[00:58:31] <chromas> Helicopter spins are so much better than strummings
[00:58:51] <SirFinkus> I also use it to play slap bass
[00:58:54] <cmn32480> you get to use your balls like a whammy bar?
[00:58:56] <SirFinkus> I hope you have a visual
[00:59:24] <SirFinkus> in case you don't
[00:59:38] <cmn32480> <insert imgur link here>
[00:59:38] <SirFinkus> I'd have the bass guitar hanging right above my penis
[00:59:44] <SirFinkus> resting in the base
[01:00:11] * cmn32480 goes back to editing and waits for this conversation to go soft
[01:00:12] <SirFinkus> then, by achieving an erection, I simply flex my gooch muscles to slap my member agains the strings
[01:01:25] <cmn32480> !grab SirFinkus
[01:01:25] <Bender> Added quote 651
[01:01:34] <cmn32480> he said "gooch"
[01:01:36] <SirFinkus> but if you grab me, how can I play?
[01:01:36] <cmn32480> lol
[01:02:02] * TheMightyBuzzard beats his head against the wall
[01:02:36] * cmn32480 hands SirFinkus pants belonging to the artist formerly known as SpallsHurgenson
[01:02:52] <cmn32480> I can't do that Buzzard... I;m in an exit row!
[01:03:08] <cmn32480> and I have to fart
[01:03:32] <cmn32480> and it is gonna be a public health emergency
[01:03:41] <cmn32480> they might ask me to open a window
[01:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> farts need to be free. stop oppressing them.
[01:05:47] <cmn32480> i keep oppressing them because I like to release them in the jetway....
[01:05:56] <cmn32480> that way everybody behidn me gets a taste
[01:09:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, it gotta be something wrong with the message
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[01:09:33] <cmn32480> SirFinkus, you gotta give SpallsHurgenson back his pants now
[01:09:35] <SpallsHurgenson> odd. I'd finally decided to put on some pants a few minutes ago, only to find somebody had stolen my only pair. Oh well.
[01:09:50] * SpallsHurgenson decides to stay pantsless now; the moment has passed
[01:09:58] * cmn32480 points at SirFinkus
[01:10:19] <cmn32480> the content of the message or the delivery?
[01:10:37] <cmn32480> we ought to just use Facebook for that shit
[01:11:02] * SpallsHurgenson throws up a little in his mouth
[01:12:10] <cmn32480> you are right... Twitter woudl be a better alternative
[01:13:02] <SpallsHurgenson> I like being old and not having to worry about all this social media bullshit :)
[01:13:07] <SpallsHurgenson> (now get off my lawn!)
[01:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab cmn32480
[01:13:34] <Bender> Added quote 652
[01:13:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #perl6
[01:13:50] <MrPlow> Get off my lawn!
[01:14:10] <SpallsHurgenson> no, you get off MY lawn!
[01:14:39] * cmn32480 fires up the riding lawn mower and cuts everybody's lawn
[01:15:36] <SpallsHurgenson> my Tall Fescue! You... you monster!
[01:16:19] * cmn32480 looks at his blade setting "Bare Earth"... oops
[01:18:18] <cmn32480> yay... plane is descending
[01:18:52] <cmn32480> at a gentle rate... not all of a sudden
[01:19:20] <SpallsHurgenson> actually, its descending quite fast... it just happens that the earth is moving away almost as quickly :)
[01:19:53] <cmn32480> yes... i think
[01:20:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh fun, i think i broke the message delivery script
[01:20:45] <SpallsHurgenson> you've been banished from earth, cmn32480
[01:20:59] <cmn32480> woo hoo!
[01:22:19] <cmn32480> time to pack up
[01:22:24] <cmn32480> see you all tomorrow
[01:22:37] <cmn32480> back on the regular schedule
[01:22:43] * TheMightyBuzzard gives it the hell up until tomorrow morning
[01:22:44] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[01:22:46] * exec unjustifiably cracks open a wine flute of milo for #soylent
[01:22:59] <SirFinkus> I think I write better when I'm a little lit
[01:23:09] <cmn32480> I'll ew in the office tomorrow buzzard if you need ehlp testing
[01:23:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[01:23:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias
[01:23:40] <cmn32480> anytime
[01:23:46] <SirFinkus> I dub this the "hemmingway peak"
[01:23:55] <SirFinkus> or better, the hitchens peak
[01:24:04] * SirFinkus prefers hitchen's writing
[01:24:14] <cmn32480> oop 10,000 feet
[01:24:24] <cmn32480> gotta put away the laptop
[01:24:39] * cmn32480 prefers hitchen up his draws
[01:25:13] <cmn32480> ~gnight all
[01:25:15] * exec dexterously tosses a wad of NCommander to all
[01:25:27] <cmn32480> that'll help the buzzard1
[01:26:43] <SirFinkus> so we're starting our anthro fieldwork
[01:26:57] <SirFinkus> I picked a ballsy subculture to study
[01:27:02] <SirFinkus> in the context of the class at least
[01:27:02] <takyon> oh yeah
[01:27:04] <takyon> what
[01:27:08] <SirFinkus> stormfront
[01:27:20] <takyon> should have picked 8ch
[01:27:56] <SirFinkus> isn't that like a million boards?
[01:28:03] <SirFinkus> it's too disparate
[01:28:25] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:28:25] <HL3-Confirmed> ^ 03European human rights court rules mass surveillance illegal • The Register
[01:29:50] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> too bad nobody here gives a shit what european courts think
[01:30:24] <SirFinkus> what are they going to do? arrest the NSA?
[01:30:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> they can have fun with that
[01:31:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, ima just shoot em if they get to actually bothering me
[01:31:43] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[01:31:44] <HL3-Confirmed> ^ 03Netflix disses NBC on God and ratings - MarketWatch
[01:33:00] <takyon> https://www.eff.org
[01:33:01] <HL3-Confirmed> ^ 03We'll Probably Never Free Mickey, But That's Beside the Point | Electronic Frontier Foundation
[01:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need more boobs in my twitter timeline
[01:33:57] <SirFinkus> you can just omit those last 4 words
[01:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[01:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima go smoke
[01:35:33] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:35:35] <HL3-Confirmed> ^ 03Are beards good for your health? - BBC News
[01:36:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> no fuckin clue what's wrong with admin to user messaging
[01:36:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i'm not gonna figure it out tonight before the roomie gets back
[01:36:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> at which time it will be booze-thirty
[01:37:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Knots Are Real - http://sylnt.us - is-it-a-granny-knot?
[01:38:26] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:38:27] <HL3-Confirmed> ^ 03Sunny Leone wows web over grilling about porn past - BBC News
[01:43:08] <takyon> http://www.theguardian.com
[01:43:09] <HL3-Confirmed> ^ 03Five brightest planets appear in straight line from horizon to the moon | Science | The Guardian
[01:43:46] <takyon> http://www.theguardian.com (Australia)
[01:43:46] <HL3-Confirmed> ^ 03Alcohol industry relies on risky drinkers for profits, report claims | Australia news | The Guardian
[01:44:02] <chromas> Time to ban alcohol again
[01:44:53] <SirFinkus> that sounds like a good idea, I can't imagine anything bad would happen
[01:45:26] <takyon> raise the booze tax! tax the shit out of those poor people until they steal it!
[01:54:33] <poutine> MrPlow, Where is this party
[01:54:58] <poutine> mrcoolbp,
[01:54:59] <poutine> I meant
[01:55:16] <poutine> do we really need more than one mr* nickname
[01:55:20] <poutine> this is an empty irc network
[01:55:43] <poutine> 3 characters is too many to type for an accurate nick completion
[01:55:51] <chromas> <poutine> A party? Here I am, guys. Eat me
[01:55:59] <chromas> [everyone eats the fries]
[01:56:39] <chromas> poutine: fight the power! change your nick to MrPoutine
[01:57:00] <chromas> mrpoutinebp
[01:57:36] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:57:38] <HL3-Confirmed> ^ 03Muslim boy, 10, probed for 'terrorist house' spelling error - BBC News
[01:58:03] HL3-Confirmed is now known as MrBot
[02:05:52] * SpallsHurgenson daringly runs the toaster and the microwave at the same time
[02:06:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot, figured out why it wasn't delivering and hacked it into delivering. now i gotta figure out why the part that broke it isn't working.
[02:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #newnick PlowKing
[02:07:19] MrPlow is now known as PlowKing
[02:07:45] <poutine> nickname cardinality should be enforced by bot bans
[02:08:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #newnick POUTlNE
[02:08:23] PlowKing is now known as POUTlNE
[02:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> much as i like kickbanning folks, ima hafta pass on that bit of tyranny
[02:09:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/y//
[02:09:59] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> much as i like kickbanning folks, ima hafta pass on that bit of tranny
[02:10:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, going to leave that bit of fixing for tomorrow and switch from coffee to alcohol
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[02:17:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> son of a bitch. i see exactly why it was failing.
[02:17:48] * TheMightyBuzzard slaps his dunce cap on
[02:29:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, there's that. only thing left to fix is the redirecting and i'm done with it.
[02:30:11] <mrcoolbp> poutine: = P
[02:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, you has msg
[02:33:34] <mrcoolbp> Sick
[02:33:37] <mrcoolbp> it werkz
[02:33:41] <mrcoolbp> nice work buddy
[02:33:43] * TheMightyBuzzard does happy dance
[02:34:00] <mrcoolbp> much requested feature!
[02:34:03] <mrcoolbp> you da man
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[02:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> admins could talk back and forth with it i spose but you regular users suck and can't have it.
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[03:16:34] <Runaway1956> TheMightBuzzard is losing his marbles. In the entire membership of soylent, there can't be more than two or three "regular users".
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[03:27:58] <Gravis_> TheMightyBuzzard: well, how about you fix unicode chars not showing up properly in the inbox. https://soylentnews.org
[03:27:59] <MrBot> ^ 03Log In
[03:28:03] Gravis_ is now known as Gravis
[03:28:44] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: they get garbled into ASCII or something
[03:38:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Advantech Authentication Forgets the Authentication Part - http://sylnt.us - front-door-is-unlocked
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[04:03:52] <Cmn32480_phone> ~submit http://m.mentalfloss.com
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[04:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, may very well do that tomorrow but tonight it's sleep time.
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[05:09:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Court Rules David Miranda's Detention Lawful, but Terrorism Act Violates Freedom of Press - http://sylnt.us - right-for-the-wrong-reasons
[06:41:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Prime Air Drones to Carry 5lb Packages Over 10 Miles in 30 Minutes - http://sylnt.us - or-a-free-pizza
[08:12:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vladimir Putin's Internet Adviser Owns a Torrent Site - http://sylnt.us - some-advice-from-your-peers?
[09:43:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Towards Independent Control of Multiple Magnetic Mobile Microrobots - http://sylnt.us
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[10:10:41] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 figured out the time bug. if you pull time_lib.php from my github repo it should work again
[10:10:43] <exec> message saved
[10:16:21] <crutchy> welcome script will work too after that's patched :D
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[11:14:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Genetically-Modified Mosquito Company Expands Operations - http://sylnt.us - arklay-laboratory
[11:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:18:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2097
[11:18:32] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:18:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2098
[11:21:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, crutchmeister
[11:25:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://nytlive.nytimes.com
[11:25:44] <MrBot> ^ 03Cologne attacks: “This is sexual terrorism directed towards women” ? Women in the World in Association with The New York Times ? WITW
[11:32:30] <crutchy> lol
[11:32:54] <crutchy> my farts are sexual terrorism towards women
[11:33:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> as well they should be
[11:34:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, well that wasn't quite right... stupid rehash
[11:35:21] <crutchy> ~welcome on
[11:35:22] <exec> welcome enabled for 10#Soylent
[11:35:48] <crutchy> not that it will work yet
[11:36:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima just copy-pasta the code from showInfo
[11:59:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, pull request in for admin->user messaging.
[12:00:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's mEssaging not mAssaging
[12:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta kick us the big bucks for the latter
[12:28:17] <nick> arrrr
[12:28:22] * nick leaves again
[12:35:21] <alexbst> aaaaar!
[12:36:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> aaaaarr!
[12:36:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather kspg
[12:36:50] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:37:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33701
[12:37:02] <exec> 10St Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 49°F / 9°C, sunny, wind NE at 12 mph, humidity 59% - Wednesday partly cloudy (50°F:63°F / 10°C:17°C), Thursday mostly sunny (58°F:70°F / 14°C:21°C), Friday thunderstorm (54°F:68°F / 12°C:20°C), Saturday cloudy (48°F:55°F / 9°C:13°C)
[12:37:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> bloody cold for Florida
[12:42:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[12:42:46] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - currently 31°F, light freezing rain, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 88% - Wednesday snow with brief sleet (30°F:37°F), Thursday scattered showers (33°F:40°F), Friday snow (23°F:32°F), Saturday partly cloudy (16°F:35°F)
[12:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[12:42:54] <POUTlNE> Today: A wintry mix this morning. Then clouds will linger this afternoon. High 37F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of precip 50%. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early. A few showers developing later in the day. High 41F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 30%.
[12:43:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yick
[12:43:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #newnick MrPlow
[12:43:20] POUTlNE is now known as MrPlow
[12:44:29] <cmn32480> ~weather
[12:44:30] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 19°F / -7°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 7 mph, humidity 60% - Wednesday cloudy (26°F:35°F / -3°C:2°C), Thursday mostly sunny (25°F:37°F / -4°C:3°C), Friday snow showers (27°F:34°F / -3°C:1°C), Saturday snow (27°F:32°F / -3°C:0°C)
[12:44:42] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[12:44:44] * exec insatiably postulates a tinfoil hat of glowballs towards #soylent
[12:45:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Survey: MI5 is UK's Most Gay-Friendly Employer - http://sylnt.us - i-spy-with-my-little-eye
[12:47:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, cmn32480
[12:47:39] <cmn32480> ~gday buzzard
[12:47:41] * exec unjustifiably flings a blagoblag of dag at buzzard
[12:47:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like dags
[12:48:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like caravans more
[12:49:32] * TheMightyBuzzard casually breaks dev yet again
[12:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:51:12] <MrBot> ^ 03Log In
[12:53:12] <crutchy> #smakeadd seats and a steering wheel
[12:53:12] <MrPlow> added: seats and a steering wheel
[12:54:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrBot
[12:54:06] * MrPlow smakes MrBot upside the head with one big pile of shit
[12:54:22] <cmn32480> my connection kee[s dumping
[12:54:24] <cmn32480> I hate days like this
[12:54:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> 💩!
[12:54:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:54:56] <cmn32480> You have no messages waiting on the system. Either none have been sent, or they have been deleted or purged from the system, or they have been sent via another delivery method.
[12:55:20] <cmn32480> and your emoki is correct
[12:56:12] <cmn32480> LET THE FUCKING COFFEE POT FINISH BREWING YOU INCONSIDERATE MOTHERFUCKERS!
[12:56:18] <cmn32480> i feel better now
[12:56:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey, check now
[12:56:29] <cmn32480> marginally
[12:56:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> forgot to run the delivery script
[12:56:41] <cmn32480> you sent me poo!
[12:56:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i did, and it showed up proper
[12:57:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> you too can send people poo on dev!
[12:57:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> just hit their user page
[12:57:30] <cmn32480> I sent you poo!
[12:58:28] <cmn32480> and bytram.. just for good measure too
[13:01:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> eggzellent
[13:01:23] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:01:23] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 207
[13:01:28] <cmn32480> nice job buzzard
[13:01:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i gotta find where it needs to be told to be utf8 for email messages
[13:02:06] * cmn32480 hides in a corner
[13:06:02] <cmn32480> damnit... I'm dropping pings to the outside world again
[13:06:09] <cmn32480> comcast--
[13:06:09] <Bender> karma - comcast: -6
[13:06:44] <crutchy> ~time
[13:06:45] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Wednesday, 20 January 2016, 1:06 pm
[13:07:02] <crutchy> time for bed here
[13:07:11] <crutchy> midnight
[13:07:25] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent o/
[13:07:27] * exec suspiciously throws a spoon of beer at #soylent
[13:07:39] <cmn32480> nigfht crutchy
[13:07:49] <cmn32480> I'll take care of the time_lib today
[13:07:55] <cmn32480> should be fixed by the time you wake up
[13:11:39] * TheMightyBuzzard digs into the slashd bits of rehash to find email sending
[13:13:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, that's ugly
[13:15:09] <cmn32480> you surprised?
[13:21:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really. i just always forget how fooked up slashd is compared to the rest of rehash
[13:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent. two lines added and all is well.
[13:24:19] <cmn32480> somethign had to be easy, right?
[13:24:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> bound to happen sooner or later
[13:25:16] * cmn32480 wishes it woudl happen to me every so often
[13:25:40] <cmn32480> spoke too soone
[13:25:53] <cmn32480> first google result solved the IIS problem
[13:26:09] <cmn32480> shame... I was hoping that woudl eat up the whole day
[13:27:09] <nick> should have spent the rest of the day trying to find the same answer on bing, yahoo and any other search engine
[13:27:23] <nick> that would have eaten up the time pretty good, before giving up and using google
[13:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> still can if you like even
[13:27:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> we won't tell
[13:27:50] <cmn32480> thanks... you guys are pals.
[13:27:56] <nick> got to verify the solution by finding a second opinion through alternative sources
[13:28:06] <cmn32480> no I got 10 or 5000 other problems that require attention
[13:28:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, well pick one that looks very similar to playing nethack
[13:29:16] * cmn32480 ponders this idea
[13:30:11] * nick waits for samosas to finish cooking
[13:30:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> well huh... guess i'm done coding for this upgrade cycle.
[13:30:32] * cmn32480 throws a party
[13:30:42] <cmn32480> that me we can finally push out the site upgrade?
[13:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> after bytram's plied his evil upon my perfectly good code, yep.
[13:33:27] * cmn32480 knocks on Bytram|away's door to push the issue.
[13:34:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> time for celebratory nicotine and some vidya i guess.
[13:35:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima start fallout 4 over and play a science nerd this time
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[14:47:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Bug Imperils Tens of Millions of PCs, Servers, and Android Phones - http://sylnt.us - Linus-should-fix-it-personally
[15:11:57] * AndyTheAbsurd is Soylent News.
[15:12:24] * AndyTheAbsurd is people, Soylent News is people, therefore, Soylent News is me.
[15:46:02] * mrcoolbp sees that AndyTheAbsurd has discovered the transitive property of SoylentNews
[15:47:01] <mrcoolbp> Bender: s/Millions//
[15:47:01] <sedctl> <mrcoolbp> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Bug Imperils Tens of of PCs, Servers, and Android Phones - http://sylnt.us - Linus-should-fix-it-personally
[15:47:13] <mrcoolbp> oops, almost = )
[15:49:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> close enough for gubmint work
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[16:18:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - I’m STILL Not Sayin’ Aliens. but This Star is Really Weird. - http://sylnt.us - they-are-just-constructing-a-Dyson-sphere
[16:23:00] <alexbst> https://brave.com - Brendan Eich :-)
[16:23:06] <MrBot> ^ 03Brave Software | Building a Better Web
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[16:56:28] <Runaway1956> "everything from our backend to the frontend is open"
[17:54:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://phandroid.com
[17:54:31] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[17:55:01] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[18:00:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit http://www.theverge.com
[18:01:06] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[18:01:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> well fuck me running
[18:01:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://www.theverge.com
[18:01:55] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[18:02:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> let's see if MrPlow is smarter or stupider.
[18:02:25] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[18:02:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm going to (re)subscribe to the site on Friday so that I can bypass the submission limit.
[18:19:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Announces Mass Production of HBM2 DRAM - http://sylnt.us - how-much-does-it-cost?
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[22:21:34] <takyon> i was going to submit the brave browser story
[22:23:15] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[22:23:16] <MrBot> ^ 03Stress Level Zero Previews 'Hover Junkers' Co-Operative VR Gameplay
[22:24:07] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[22:24:07] <MrBot> ^ 03Privacy warriors plead with FCC to wield sword of net neutrality against snooping ISPs • The Register
[22:25:06] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[22:25:07] <MrBot> ^ 03As Oil Plummets, Cheap Jet Fuel Means Better Travel Deals : NPR
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[23:23:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Time Warner Cable Raises Rates After NY Approves Merger - http://sylnt.us - mergers-are-good-for-the-customer