#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-14

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[23:14:47] <arti> don't forget to set mode +defensive when routing there
[23:14:33] <arti> alright, enjoy.
[23:14:26] <cmn32480> back in a while.
[23:14:19] <cmn32480> i gotta take my oldest to indoor soccer
[23:13:06] <cmn32480> lol
[23:12:41] <arti> or coffee.sh in your user directory
[23:12:34] * arti advocates a personal coffee machine
[23:11:44] <cmn32480> do I get to have my own pot of high-test?
[23:11:25] <arti> for greater effect try substituting decaf instead
[23:10:44] <cmn32480> by sending them to work with no ice cream
[23:09:57] <cmn32480> arti is allowed to fan the flames. /me needs to vent before he punishes the aduuts-acting-like-kids
[23:08:36] <arti> these won't judge you
[23:08:32] * arti shares peanut m&ms
[23:08:09] <arti> you gave them choices, and made one. perhaps it can be reassessed in the future
[23:07:52] * arti was just fanning the flames
[23:05:52] <cmn32480> I hate babysitting adults
[23:05:39] <cmn32480> it pisses me off that I put out a bunch of options, and epeople wait until we are getting ready to move into the space to start having a shit fit about it
[23:04:35] <cmn32480> but I tried to take what my people wanted into consideration... and it obviously didn't help
[23:04:34] <arti> crom would agree with this method, and laugh from his mountain.
[23:04:15] <cmn32480> what I shoudl have done, was dictate from the mountain and said fuck what everybody else wants
[23:04:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rand Corporation: National Security Implications of Virtual Currency - http://sylnt.us - high-density-cash-cache
[23:03:40] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 36
[23:03:40] <arti> cmn32480++
[23:03:34] <arti> haha
[23:03:32] <arti> admits.
[23:03:31] <cmn32480> ask my wife... she'll tell you
[23:03:28] <arti> the heretic amids all fault
[23:03:19] <arti> let the record state!
[23:03:12] <cmn32480> all my fault
[23:03:09] <cmn32480> i know arti
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[22:42:57] <nick> everyone can share the blame
[22:38:35] <arti> that's your fault, too.
[22:38:30] * arti sighs
[22:38:17] <arti> cmn32480: damn your decisions and lack of consideratoin!
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[21:02:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seagate Announces its First Helium-Filled Hard Drives for Datacenters - http://sylnt.us - lightweights-in-storage
[19:31:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New DARPA Chip Could Give US a Boost in Electronic Warfare - http://sylnt.us - soon-to-be-followed-by-better-jammers
[18:06:52] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Corgi on a Carousel - YouTube
[18:06:50] <Gravis> full vid: https://www.youtube.com
[18:06:16] <Gravis> lulz: https://lh3.googleusercontent.com(1).gif
[18:01:42] <swiss> i need a good turntable
[18:00:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Turntables and Vinyl at CES 2016 - http://sylnt.us - c'mon-baby-play-my-vinyl
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[17:39:06] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03AMD Announces Opteron A1100 Series 64-bit ARM Processors for the Datacenter | techPowerUp
[17:39:06] <Gravis> finally! the datacenter is getting a good kick in the ass: https://www.techpowerup.com
[17:28:10] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:-1, Offtopic)
[17:28:09] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[17:28:01] <cmn32480> Really??? fr0sty piss? buncha savages in this town.
[17:11:37] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6032, owned by jaypro
[17:11:36] <cmn32480> !uid
[17:02:30] <cmn32480> now that the decision is made, people are bitching about it
[17:02:15] <cmn32480> nobody said shit
[17:02:07] <cmn32480> I asked for opinions on somethign 8 weeks ago.
[17:01:51] <cmn32480> people drive me nuts
[16:29:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Are Phone Numbers Doomed to Die? - http://sylnt.us - no-more-wrong-numbers
[15:58:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> (that's what local VMs are for)
[15:58:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> we should give you some toy servers of your own to play with
[15:57:21] <mrcoolbp> can confirm, letting me "do stuff to the servers" would be a catastrophically bad decision
[14:59:19] <chromas> lego my weiwei
[14:27:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lego Changes Bulk Ordering Policy Following Ai Weiwei Controversy - http://sylnt.us - lego-my-eggo
[14:13:40] <cmn32480> or at least we'll try, unless Bytram shows up... then it be a guarantee
[14:11:41] <cmn32480> we will
[13:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall don't break too much whilst i'm lookin at nekkid pixels
[13:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, gonna head over to winders and start getting fallout 4 set up and modded
[13:43:27] <cmn32480> snapshot is DEFINETLY getting restored when we are done
[13:41:52] <cmn32480> WTF???
[13:41:29] <cmn32480> this guy just downloaded a .net fromework from FileHippo
[13:40:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, s'why i preferred working on one instead of directly on dev
[13:40:08] <cmn32480> at least it is a VM that will get trashed as soon as my testing is done.
[13:39:40] <cmn32480> <sigh> I hate watching vendors to make sure they don't try anythign hinky
[13:27:11] <cmn32480> true
[13:26:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, butt rocket aside
[13:26:27] <cmn32480> and it's youtube so it can't be THAT bad
[13:25:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if you hate sir mix-a-lot
[13:25:37] * cmn32480 thinks he might regret clicking the link
[13:25:15] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube baby got back
[13:24:58] <cmn32480> I had no idea she had a big flat tail
[13:24:46] <cmn32480> BONUS!
[13:24:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, plus she's legal now and you can find beaver shots
[13:23:41] <cmn32480> she certainly went from awkward to hot over the course of the franchise
[13:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[13:22:59] <cmn32480> I mean if she'd kept her mouth shut
[13:22:45] <cmn32480> Hermione was kida good in the alter HP movies
[13:19:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, gonna let the thermal compound burn in for another hour or two.
[13:15:12] <Bender> karma - nudemods: 1
[13:15:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nudemods++
[13:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima say screw productivity today and play fallout 4 on the pc.
[13:12:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> no billion dollars. no more hans gruber. this is going to be a suck day even if we are firing up the smoker after the roomie drops the kids off at school.
[12:56:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deep Neural Networks Trained on Images Help Decide Who is Hot - http://sylnt.us - in-the-eyes-of-the-beholder
[12:54:01] <CoolHand> galaxy quest...
[12:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll go have a smoke and bitch some more.
[12:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh. this sucks almost as bad as Nimoy dying.
[12:51:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> he was the only actually good acting in any of the harry potter movies plus played an epic sherrif of nottingham
[12:50:12] <cmn32480> he was very good at his craft
[12:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> he was hands down the best of the few too
[12:49:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> there are very few actors i can watch and say "damn, he's good" about
[12:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but he was badass in everything he ever played in.
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[12:46:39] <cmn32480> Christmas just won't be the same without watching him fall off Nakatomi Tower!
[12:46:25] <cmn32480> nooooooo
[12:45:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> By Grabthar's hammer, he shall be avenged!
[12:45:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> NOOOOOOO! Alan Rickman died!
[12:45:04] <cmn32480> it is a case of time is money. one of the packages that I'm looking at has what looks to be an idiot resistant GUI, does what I need (and a little more) and is <$1000
[12:44:02] <cmn32480> mine as well
[12:43:56] <cmn32480> hahaha
[12:43:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> they answer emails and make decisions, as is their lot in life.
[12:43:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean you don't see us letting mrcoolbp or Deucalion run around doing stuff to servers, do ya?
[12:42:48] <cmn32480> I'm not sure that HID has their API's documented and available to the public
[12:42:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> Hell, if HID has their API documented, a Perl script isn't a bad idea
[12:42:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> management never needs to be actually managing anything. have it output to a webpage.
[12:42:14] <cmn32480> they look at me funny when I tell them to do stuff from the command line.
[12:41:49] <cmn32480> if management needs to get into it, it has to have a GUI.
[12:41:35] <nick> when you say nothing complex, you deserve that as a suggestion
[12:41:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, write a 30 line perl script to do it for you.
[12:40:34] <cmn32480> all i need to do is be abel to have accurate time based controls and get some reports out of it for who opened what door when. nothing complex
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[12:40:03] <Bender> karma - mangohabanerohotwings: 1
[12:40:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mangohabanerohotwings++
[12:40:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! take that cornhole!
[12:39:29] <nick> it has done everything necessary
[12:39:18] <nick> i've only used kantech for anything of that size, but that's not saying it's a good offering
[12:37:41] <cmn32480> I have 9 HID Edge Solo readers that are managed individually, and I'm looking for a package that will allow me to manage them from a central console
[12:37:06] <cmn32480> I'm looking for somethign for our access controls system
[12:36:48] <nick> your company shopping for new software?
[12:36:43] <cmn32480> onyl one of which is willing to do a webex so that I can actaully SEE the software, yet they all want me to part with my money
[12:36:16] <cmn32480> 3 potential software vendors
[12:35:59] <cmn32480> no0 coffee yet
[12:35:51] <cmn32480> he go vapor lock
[12:35:42] <cmn32480> it's ok... I had a half a kielbasa on a fork the other day, walked into one of my technicians offices and took a huge bite.
[12:35:33] <nick> how goes the morning for cmn32480 ?
[12:35:07] * cmn32480 with the pass to TheMightyBuzzard.... and SCORE!
[12:34:48] <cmn32480> lol
[12:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> afk
[12:34:24] <nick> heh
[12:34:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> for posterity's sake
[12:33:46] <Bender> Added quote 648
[12:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab nick
[12:33:39] <nick> i might like a sausage, but that doesn't mean i like the sausage
[12:32:40] <cmn32480> so, if I read that right, nick likes the sausage?
[12:31:32] <nick> glad the morning is over
[12:31:22] <nick> sausage roll for lunch
[12:30:11] <cmn32480> mornign nick
[12:30:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> happy lunchtime, nick
[12:29:55] <nick> howdy, tmb and cmn
[12:29:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, reencoding some 1080p video to /dev/null
[12:29:31] <cmn32480> six cores worth of porn?
[12:29:17] <cmn32480> amen. that is a lesson I learned years ago
[12:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> doing a burn-in right now to get the gook all seated well.
[12:28:32] <Bender> karma - arcticsilver5: 1
[12:28:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> arcticsilver5++
[12:28:30] <cmn32480> get fixin' shit!
[12:28:21] <cmn32480> excellent
[12:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> rock, much happier cpu temps under load
[12:27:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2079
[12:27:54] <cmn32480> coffee++ #once it is done brewing
[11:43:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> scheduled personal downtime. time to redo the thermal grease on my cpu. getting too much heat to encode video with all six cores at once.
[11:29:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2078
[11:29:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:25:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - National Academy of Medicine Commission: Future Pandemics Could Kill Millions, Cost Trillions - http://sylnt.us - give-it-a-'shot'
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[09:08:17] <chromas> Shell out the dollaz to upgrade
[08:59:53] <JamesNZ> I swear VS takes longer to start every time I open it.
[07:52:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Modernizes Nuclear Arsenal with Smaller Precision-Guided Atomic Weapons - http://sylnt.us - wating-for-the-fallout
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[05:04:40] <Deucalion> Guy kept wibbling on about PRISM when it would be more relevant to wibble on about TEMPORA.... ~shrug~ it's a whitewash... the bill will be passed regardless.
[05:03:33] <takyon> unbelievable
[05:03:20] <takyon> the first paragraph of this article blew my mind
[05:03:15] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[05:02:45] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[05:02:44] <takyon> #submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[05:01:49] <takyon> hmm
[05:00:07] <Deucalion> I note some long serving journos from ElReg (e.g. Kelly Fiveash) have jumped ship to Ars..
[04:58:41] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[04:58:29] <Deucalion> so many bots, so much overlap :D
[04:58:10] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[04:58:09] <takyon> #submit http://www.npr.org
[04:58:00] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[04:57:29] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[04:57:28] <chromas> #submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[04:57:18] <MrPlow> Syntax: #submit someurl
[04:57:18] <chromas> #submit soylentnews.org
[04:57:13] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[04:56:45] <takyon> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[04:56:39] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[04:56:38] <takyon> too lazy to submit normally
[04:56:26] <takyon> this is soem shit
[04:56:15] <Deucalion> :(
[04:56:11] <takyon> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[04:56:07] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[04:55:39] <takyon> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[04:55:37] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[04:55:32] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[04:55:30] <takyon> lol
[04:55:29] <Deucalion> hmm... is it rate limited?
[04:55:10] <Deucalion> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[04:55:04] <takyon> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[04:54:14] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[04:53:46] <takyon> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[04:47:47] <Alberto> :>
[04:47:13] <Alberto> TheMightyButtzzard, i missed you a lot
[04:34:39] <Deucalion> As long as its head doesn't spin around while puking you'll probably be ok :P
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[04:19:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One Random Mutation May Have Sparked Multicellular Life - http://sylnt.us - still-no-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles
[04:15:52] <Cmn32480_phone> Damnit
[04:15:45] <Cmn32480_phone> And we have a puking kid!
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[04:14:58] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[04:14:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube chris janson buy me a boat
[04:09:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> bedtime. see you lot a couple hours before sunup
[04:09:51] * exec accidentally poops a spoon of red cordial for #soylent
[04:09:49] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[04:09:43] <cmn32480> and with that.. I am off to bed.
[04:08:20] <chromas> youtube works for me
[04:07:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, fishin's cheap.
[04:07:33] <cmn32480> me too buzzard
[04:06:59] <arti> their sites hosed and so is youtube
[04:06:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, i wasn't gonna check till tomorrow. guess i'm still po
[04:06:53] <arti> it turned up in the google results
[04:06:44] <cmn32480> head of the list o sites a i generally refuse to vist
[04:06:34] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03ABC News on Twitter: "JUST IN: The winning #Powerball numbers are 08-27-34-04-19. Powerball is 10: https://t.co https://t.co"
[04:06:33] <arti> https://twitter.com
[04:06:26] <arti> 0
[04:06:24] <arti> 08-27-34-04-19. Powerball is 1
[04:06:11] <arti> twitter
[04:06:10] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Ben (@BenAskel) | Twitter
[04:06:09] <arti> https://twitter.com
[04:06:08] <arti> just saw this on powerball
[04:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, slashdotted themselves
[04:05:22] <cmn32480> imagine that.. powerballs website is DOA
[04:02:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i expect it's mostly due to women not putting their job first
[04:01:43] <takyon> i'm gone
[04:01:39] <takyon> >>>>>>
[04:01:29] <takyon> /reading
[04:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, i'll read it tomorrow
[04:01:19] <cmn32480> yes
[04:01:12] <takyon> maternity leave
[04:01:06] <takyon> what is it, birth leave
[04:00:42] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Harvard prof. takes down gender wage gap myth | Washington Examiner
[04:00:41] <takyon> see y'all later
[04:00:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.washingtonexaminer.com
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[04:00:17] <sea> Time for bed.
[03:59:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll check tomorrow
[03:59:50] <arti> powerball time
[03:58:34] <arti> totally haven't paid taxes on it
[03:58:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> it damned well better be since you're having to pay tax on the money twice.
[03:58:29] <arti> just keep taxing it
[03:58:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hell yes it is
[03:58:01] <takyon> it's less than income tax
[03:57:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, pay it and then say that
[03:57:40] <takyon> so wealth perpetuates easily even if the people involved are stupid
[03:57:27] <takyon> and if our metric is that rich people stay rich and poor people stay poor, remember that capital gains tax is very low
[03:56:40] <sea> takyon: That has been the case for over a decade.
[03:56:29] <takyon> COOL ANECDATA BRO
[03:56:19] <takyon> because if you fuck up the nutrition and education from 0-10 years of age, that has a lifelong effect
[03:56:16] <sea> and yet, takyon, the top students at my university are all poor. They got there by scholarship. The rich students, on the other hand, all dropped out.
[03:56:00] <takyon> from birth
[03:55:58] <takyon> sure, poor people might be a little hardier from poverty, but money gives you incredible advantages
[03:55:42] <takyon> that's a naive as shit theory sea
[03:55:28] <sea> So the causes are obvious.
[03:55:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> god schmod. we're shatner's chosen people. he's canadian and lives here instead because awesome calls to awesome.
[03:55:03] <sea> Basically, rich people don't /need/ to learn crap or use their brains, and their pastimes are mindless, the kind that money buys. In contrast, poor people /need/ to learn and obtain scholarships, and need to learn to get good jobs. Likewise, their time isn't wasted as much on the mindless entertainment they can't afford.
[03:54:19] <takyon> we USians are god's chosen people so why wouldn't we talk about the situation in USA
[03:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> necessity is the mother of invention?
[03:53:22] <sea> The USA isn't included in this situation because nothing works normally there. Everywhere else, this poverty-makes-you-smarter situation seems to happen exactly as I've said it.
[03:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we get by just fine on that.
[03:53:02] <sea> Yes, but the USA is a world hotspot for low IQ.
[03:52:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> sea, the average poverty-level household has two televisions in the US.
[03:52:25] <sea> It's the truth, however. Poor people don't play the videogames they don't have, and they don't watch the TV they can't afford. They don't waste their time away on the internet they don't have access to, but they do enjoy the countless books that they can get for free second-hand.
[03:52:15] <takyon> and it doesn't improve
[03:52:03] <takyon> poor people are likely to have bad upbringing, bad environment, bad peers, bad nutrition
[03:51:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> the thing is, rich people know how to be rich. they can impart this information to their children. poor people, by definition, do not know how to be rich and so cannot impart this wisdom. their children have to puzzle it out for themselves.
[03:51:42] <takyon> that's a bunch of crap
[03:51:26] <sea> My argument is that people who are poor see education as their way out, and they /value it/. People who have money often spend all of their time playing videogames and in mindless entertainment. People who are poor have to resort to the old fashioned kinds: Books, and studying to get that scholarship which they need so severely.
[03:50:33] <sea> I think that poverty makes you smarter, on average.
[03:50:15] <sea> I challenge that. I think it's the other way around, seriously.
[03:50:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't need iq, need craftiness; wisdom.
[03:49:48] <takyon> the poverty perpetuates poverty on average
[03:49:34] <takyon> poor people have lower IQs because of malnutrition and bad parenting
[03:49:09] * sea is a poor mathematician.
[03:49:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean if you got the choice between being poor and not poor and you pick poor, you're pretty damned thick.
[03:48:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, the poor were stupid to begin with. that's why they're poor.
[03:48:01] <takyon> it's the system, man
[03:47:57] <takyon> it's not unvoluntary because the poor have been made stupid by chronic malnutrition
[03:47:43] <Bytram|away> laters
[03:47:05] <Bytram|away> lol
[03:47:03] * TheMightyBuzzard loves the fishes because they're so delicious
[03:46:30] * TheMightyBuzzard om nom noms
[03:46:16] <cmn32480> the buzzard eats your beloved fish
[03:46:14] <Bytram|away> *I* am not threatening them; I just have a very strong idea of what TMB would be doing, if he won the lottery.
[03:46:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> too cold this week to bank fish and my trailer hitch doesn't come in till next week.
[03:45:54] * sea protects the beloved fish.
[03:45:46] <sea> Hey, don't threaten fish!
[03:45:46] * exec allegedly passes a wine flute of coffee++ to Bytram|away
[03:45:46] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone!
[03:45:44] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytram|away
[03:45:36] <Bytram|away> ;)
[03:45:28] * Bytram|away figures it might not end up being such good luck for any fish in the vacinity
[03:44:57] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: good luck on the drawing!
[03:44:44] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:44:34] <Bytram> okay, it's been a long day and I really need to get some shut eye.
[03:44:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing wrong with the lottery being a tax on the poor because, and this is important, it's a *voluntary* tax. you know, unlike every other tax.
[03:44:03] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Powerball Craze Hits China (But There's a Catch) - NBC News
[03:44:02] <takyon> http://www.nbcnews.com
[03:43:22] <takyon> you
[03:43:17] <takyon> let me just find the damn articel
[03:42:20] <Bytram> wouldn't the 'dealer' have to register with the state or something like that?
[03:41:51] <takyon> a few hundred tickets were sold
[03:41:48] * Bytram thinks where's no sales tax on lottery tickets (at least that he knows of)
[03:41:48] <chromas> sea: shipping & 'handling'
[03:41:44] <takyon> they bought them through a dealer, paid about $4 per ticket, and the dealer gets 10% of the winnings
[03:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna check tomorrow to see if i ever gotta work again. sn coding aside.
[03:41:20] <takyon> yeah there was a story about chinese nationals buying Powerball tickets for tonight
[03:41:20] <sea> chromas: Christ, a ticket costs $25?!?
[03:41:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> TN is a non-income-tax state =P
[03:41:04] <chromas> Bytram: but they'll get you on the sales tax :D
[03:40:42] <Bytram> or, from another perspective: if you can reasonably do so and a non-income-tax state is nearby, it might be worth a drive...
[03:40:32] <chromas> sea: sure, just send me $25
[03:40:12] <chromas> ads next to each other on tv
[03:40:06] <chromas> "Don't get addicted to the lottery"
[03:40:00] <sea> Can I send money to someone to buy a ticket for me?
[03:39:54] <sea> Am I allowed to buy a ticket even if I don't live in the USA?
[03:39:53] <chromas> "A portion of lottery profit goes to help schools and stuff"
[03:39:37] <chromas> The lottery's great
[03:37:57] <Bytram> so, if the winner buys the ticket in a state that collects income tax, there's a good chance the state stands to gain pretty nicely, too. Say, 5% income tax, on $930 million (current jackpot's actual cash value) suggests nearly $50 million being added to the states coffers.
[03:35:39] <takyon> probably
[03:35:36] <takyon> yeah
[03:34:57] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Online Etymology Dictionary
[03:34:56] <Bytram> http://etymonline.com
[03:34:08] <Bytram> so, if there is no winner in this drawing, that suggests the new estimated jackpot would be about $2billion?!!?
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[03:33:36] <cmn32480> a pittance
[03:33:31] <cmn32480> 850-900million
[03:33:17] <Bytram> that's the CURRENT estimated jackpot, I was wondering about the *PRIOR* one
[03:33:16] <cmn32480> or do you mean from Wednesday?
[03:32:59] <cmn32480> 1.5Billion if you take the annuity
[03:32:39] <Bytram> does anyone recall what the prior estimated jackpot was?
[03:30:27] <takyon> that's all lottery is, a tax on the poor
[03:30:09] <takyon> if there's no winner tonight I might pay the poor tax for sunday's
[03:27:09] <cmn32480> the government is proof of that
[03:19:51] <Bytram> afk, break
[03:18:55] <chromas> The great thing about money is it can be wasted over and over again
[03:18:48] <Bytram> Current Estimated Jackpot: $1.5 Billion; $930 million Cash Value
[03:18:19] <sea> It won't ever go to a charity. It won't ever be invested unless the bank does it for them, and so on, and so on. It'll be completely and utterly wasted.
[03:18:18] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Powerball - Home
[03:18:17] <Bytram> http://www.powerball.com
[03:17:55] <sea> The money will vanish into that person's bank account, and will never emerge ever again.
[03:17:31] * Bytram just realized the super duper lottery thingee was tonight -- wonder when they will announce if there was a winner (or have they done so already)
[03:11:53] <chromas> from the parked dept
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[03:11:08] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Find the best domain names to register
[03:11:07] <Bytram> http://prolefeed.org
[03:10:56] <Bytram> looks to just be parked, atm. I accidentally clicked on it and it got launched in my browser.
[03:10:14] <takyon> rly
[03:08:04] <SirFinkus> aw damn, somebody has already registered prolefeed.org
[03:07:39] <cmn32480> and have a party
[03:07:39] <Bytram> respell it as solemn
[03:07:35] <cmn32480> find a friend with vodka
[03:07:29] <cmn32480> when life gives you lemons
[03:07:22] <Bytram> maybe you could substitute melons for the lemons; they ARE spelled similarly
[03:06:52] <Bytram> when life takes away your lemonade, go find some lemons. or soemthing like that
[03:06:29] <sea> My life is over
[03:06:14] <sea> FUCK
[03:06:12] <sea> I ran out of lemonade
[03:06:08] <sea> OH MY GOD
[03:05:52] <Bytram> umm, correction, first semester sophomore
[03:05:31] <sedctl> <Bytram> this was a senior level data structures class that I took as a freshman
[03:05:30] <Bytram> s/dara/data/
[03:05:26] <Bytram> this was a senior level dara structures class that I took as a freshman
[03:04:58] * Bytram can't type quite that fast, and the whole point of the exercise was to demonstrate that one understood doubly-linked circular lists
[03:04:14] <sea> Bytram: You'd have finished the code in 5 minutes flat.
[03:04:00] <takyon> kbkbkbj
[03:03:55] <sea> Bytram: You could have done that much more easily by mapping a large 2-dimensional rectangle into 1 dimension, and just using a single list instead of all that complicated mess.
[02:58:00] <Bytram> chromas: pretty much.
[02:57:52] <Bytram> oh, and one had to be able to insert / delete entries into either the inner or outer loops, and handle creation of new lists, and deletion of last entry in a node list, too.
[02:57:07] <chromas> a magic roundabout buffer?
[02:56:47] <Bytram> chromas: nope.
[02:56:45] <chromas> that was the secret to winning the class
[02:56:43] <Bytram> one of the exercises was to construct a doubly-linked circular list, each of whose nodes was, in itself a doubly-linked circular list.
[02:56:16] <chromas> Did you get to modify the compiler source to fix it?
[02:55:47] <arti> you had to do it his way or fail
[02:55:43] <arti> if you copy paste code it would break.
[02:55:35] <Bytram> and what was his philosophy of doing that?
[02:55:25] <arti> one does not simply code pascal.
[02:55:18] <arti> nice
[02:54:41] <sea> It was worth 100% of the grade.
[02:54:41] <Bytram> one of my comp sci courses used a pascal compiler that the prof had translated to work on our OS... it had bugs and the compiler would sometimes *crash* on valid syntax. Would have to rework the code to get around the compiler bugs, all the while trying to learn the language.
[02:54:07] <sea> He basically didn't care at all whether you cheated or not on any test. The final exam was a little slip of paper with 3 difficult philosophical questions, we were to answer any 2 of them. Every student got a different 3 questions.
[02:53:06] <sea> We also had this philosophy professor that was very similar.
[02:52:50] <arti> safe spaces brand ovens
[02:52:48] <sea> Well, there are other lecturers teaching the same maths courses so if you didn't trust yourself to pass his course, you just waited until another one came around and did theirs instead.
[02:51:55] <Bytram> mission accomplished, then. Still think that was a pretty nasty way of going about it, though.
[02:50:47] <sea> lol, I think I remember almost all of it.
[02:50:25] <Bytram> I wonder how much of it you still remember?
[02:49:45] <sea> Or 13%, about that area.
[02:49:43] <Bytram> they handed in the right answer because they just copied other's papers (allowed) but didn't understand it.
[02:49:41] <chromas> "it's not your job to teach us! your job is to provide a safe space!"
[02:49:38] <sea> (Pass rate: 8%)
[02:49:33] <sea> "His pass rate is too low"
[02:49:27] <sea> "His courses are too hard"
[02:49:19] <chromas> what was the student riot about?
[02:49:03] <Bytram> kind of 'Port Mortem', then
[02:48:43] <sea> He explained how it was done once we were done.
[02:48:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The 'Hidden' Cost of Using ZFS for Your Home NAS - http://sylnt.us - just-use-jbod
[02:48:37] <Bytram> well, on a positive note, it does seem like he wanted you to learn the material instead of just memorize it to 'get a grade'
[02:48:03] <Bytram> oh, I understand that, but HIS job is to help impart that knowledge, right?
[02:47:37] <sea> Bytram: It was totally new stuff. His reasoning is that as university students, we need to learn how to figure things out that /weren't handed to us on a silver platter/.
[02:47:15] <sea> Bytram: No, the material was NOT covered.
[02:47:08] <sea> This was something that was given to us very early in the course, and we were made well aware that we had a full month to solve it on our own time. The lectures went on as normal in the meantime.
[02:47:08] <Bytram> so, he DID cover the material, but just wouldn't answer 'The Question' or give any hints?
[02:46:44] <sea> Of course there were lectures.
[02:46:38] <Bytram> so were there any lectures or anything?
[02:46:06] <sea> There was a student riot after that and that particular professor couldn't teach first year math classes anymore, but since he /is/, in fact, the best math professor of all, he's still allowed to teach 2nd year and above maths courses because he's just so damn good.
[02:45:15] <sea> If you didn't understand it yourself, you failed.
[02:45:03] <sea> There was a twist, btw. Once someone got the solution other students could copy it. When it finally came time to hand in the answers, he conducted an interview with each student and asked them to explain the solution to him.
[02:44:27] <Bytram> so, he starts the first class with the problem, and that's all he did?
[02:44:05] <chromas> that's why they're professors instead of teachers
[02:44:01] <sea> Figure it out yourselves or fail.
[02:43:57] <sea> No hints, nothing.
[02:43:52] <sea> or something to that effect
[02:43:40] <sea> No. We asked for help lots of times but all he did was smile and say: "What, the whole internet and library at your disposal and you STILL want can't do it without help? You call yourselves smart?"
[02:43:02] <Bytram> were thelectures of any help?
[02:42:55] <Bytram> impressive!
[02:42:33] <sea> I passed, but when I worked on the question, it turned out to be so horrifically difficult that it took me most of that month to actually solve it. I actually had to go to the library and learn another branch of maths just to find a method of attack that would work
[02:42:26] <arti> answer: oppression olympics
[02:41:40] <Bytram> sea: how'd you fare?
[02:41:35] <Bytram> that is NASTY!
[02:41:20] <sea> No this is optional collaboration. The professor literally sent us home with the questions and said: "It's a free for all. Do what you want. If you bring back the right answer, you pass, otherwise, you fail."
[02:41:03] <arti> means someone is always doing more
[02:40:43] <BadCoderFinger> Collaboration in college == One fails, we all fail!
[02:39:53] <arti> daria_volleyball.gif
[02:39:37] <arti> collaboration in college sucked
[02:39:30] <arti> ugh
[02:39:26] <sea> Collaboration was encouraged.
[02:39:13] * arti needs to watch that movie again
[02:39:09] <sea> We also had one month to answer the question and we could use whatever means we could think of to solve it.
[02:39:06] <arti> 1) Do you think you're smarter than a bullet?
[02:38:34] <arti> just one question then.
[02:38:25] <sea> You either got it right, and passed, or you got it wrong, and failed.
[02:38:10] <sea> lol ten true/false questions? haha. Pathetic. My exam had only a single question on it: "Classify all possible behaviors of the iterated function ..."
[02:37:34] * arti files this away in his todo pile
[02:37:19] <arti> hmm, this might be a good resource to do some programming trivia
[02:36:54] * Bytram never tried taking him up on that one!
[02:36:36] <Bytram> but, if you were incorrect in your assessment, and actually got one of those questions right... your score was only 10.
[02:36:19] <arti> at least 30 karma.
[02:36:13] <BadCoderFinger> Extra credit killed Spalls!
[02:36:12] <arti> you get extra credit for working on the SN codebase
[02:36:07] <Bytram> 10 questions on an exam; true / false; if you were absolutely certain you knew all the answers, you could choose all of the wrong answers, and he'd give you a score of 150 instead of 100...
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[02:35:39] * sea was really, really good at getting extra credit
[02:35:16] <sea> Ooh I love extra credit stuff!
[02:35:08] <Bytram> he also offered a chance for extra credit...
[02:35:03] <BadCoderFinger> to clarify: 10d
[02:34:53] <Bytram> no '10' in that
[02:34:51] <chromas> that would be an overflow and he'd get a 0
[02:34:48] <Bytram> Only grades were from the set: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F
[02:34:10] <BadCoderFinger> Bytram: Did you score many 10s?
[02:33:39] <Bender> karma - clarence_boddicker: 1
[02:33:39] <arti> clarence_boddicker++
[02:33:35] <arti> clarence+boddicker++
[02:33:25] * Bytram once had a comp sci prof who graded in Hexadecimal; score on an exam went from 0 to F
[02:33:03] <Bender> karma - red_foreman: 1
[02:33:03] <chromas> red_foreman++
[02:33:00] <chromas> "dumbass"
[02:32:10] <sea> A guy gets a report card that has all F's on it, and a bright red all-caps "DUMBASS" stamped on it. The girl comes along and points at the A in DUMBASS, and says: "At least you got one A!", and he's like "Yeah, I did!"
[02:31:51] <BadCoderFinger> "Have you stopped beating the gnome devs?" "No, because 1) I haven't met any yet, and 2) I'm not tired."
[02:31:37] <sea> LOL, this movie, though
[02:31:15] <arti> http://i.imgur.com
[02:30:55] * SpallsHurgenson one-ups sea and threatens disco
[02:30:48] <arti> proof that they're aliens
[02:30:38] <BadCoderFinger> chromas: First I'll need any evidence that the nonsense offered by gnome has any alignment with humanity...
[02:30:35] <arti> okay ronnie
[02:30:28] * sea threatens nuclear annihilation.
[02:30:11] <sea> I hate all parties. If you have a party, I will drop a nuke on it.
[02:30:00] <arti> nah, he hates parties
[02:29:54] <chromas> you don't like lemons?
[02:29:47] <arti> just testing stuff
[02:29:07] <sea> Why would you link lemonparty here!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
[02:28:57] <sea> Whoa
[02:28:11] * SpallsHurgenson slouches back into the comfy chair and tries not to fall asleep... but chair so commmmfffyyyy...
[02:26:18] <arti> i completely failed context
[02:25:51] <arti> codenan approves
[02:25:50] <takyon> *journal
[02:25:40] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03SN journal CES 2016 Dumping Ground 04(0 comments)
[02:25:39] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org the five things at the bottom of this article, and maybe a couple more things
[02:25:30] * arti claps
[02:25:24] <chromas> arti: gnazis
[02:24:53] <takyon> hang on arti
[02:24:49] <takyon> I'm not really sure when it ended, but I know I don't care about another motherboard or keyboard news item
[02:24:45] <arti> takyon, what about?
[02:24:35] * arti sets mode +herrenvolk
[02:24:31] <takyon> I'm going to make my CES submission tomorrow
[02:24:24] <arti> nazis
[02:24:21] <chromas> gnome devs
[02:24:13] <arti> sensible defaults, according to whom
[02:23:41] <chromas> BadCoderFinger: why don't you like their sensible defaults? why do you hate humanity?
[02:22:55] * GravyCheeseFries suggests meatspin.com
[02:22:48] <arti> http://i.imgur.com
[02:22:35] <BadCoderFinger> Ugh, gnome-terminal inhales bovine reproductive organs. Copy and paste with the X buffer doesn't work, and the Alt key is ignored. Why are there still gnome devs?
[02:22:31] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[02:22:29] <cmn32480> ~title off
[02:22:09] <takyon> ... less than once
[02:22:08] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Oingo Boingo - It's a Dead Man's Party - YouTube
[02:22:08] <exec> └─ 13Oingo Boingo - It's a Dead Man's Party - YouTube
[02:22:06] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[02:22:04] <takyon> like hell i'm gonna click that
[02:21:49] <arti> maximum titles
[02:21:45] <exec> └─ 13lemonparty.com
[02:21:43] <exec> └─ 13lemonparty.com - lemonparty Resources and Information. [04lemonparty.com - lemonparty Resources and Information.]
[02:21:42] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03lemonparty.com ( http://ww12.lemonparty.com )
[02:21:41] <arti> http://lemonparty.com
[02:21:36] <GravyCheeseFries> no titles for bot output
[02:21:35] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[02:21:34] * arti eyes TMB eying chromas
[02:21:34] <cmn32480> ~title on
[02:21:26] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes chromas
[02:21:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> title bots ain't my prollem
[02:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[02:21:02] <arti> where be the title
[02:20:44] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:20:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube dead man's party
[02:20:42] <arti> you can make coming out of the cupboard jokes now
[02:20:34] <SpallsHurgenson> kid-friendly, mother-approved
[02:20:31] <sea> It was my cousin.
[02:20:23] <arti> was it a midget?
[02:20:22] <sea> I fed him through a slot.
[02:20:14] <sea> Heh, I got away with locking a kid in the cupboard for a day.
[02:20:10] <arti> you should play some oingo boingo next time
[02:19:53] <chromas> I gave kids some candy once. Now I have to wear an electronic anklet
[02:19:48] <SpallsHurgenson> kitteh?
[02:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, he has to do that before he gets to play minecraft
[02:19:17] <arti> quiet and still, like the cat is when they're home
[02:19:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> boy, go run around the front yard twenty times. (half acre of front yard)
[02:18:57] <arti> lol
[02:18:50] <arti> i'll have the snacks done soon
[02:18:49] <takyon> force them to meditate
[02:18:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> this idea has merit and has been used
[02:18:44] * arti prepares some more coffee icecream
[02:18:30] <arti> nice, just run it out of 'em
[02:18:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of em's proper adhd. worse than me when i was his age.
[02:18:15] <arti> kids, protohumans.
[02:17:54] <BadCoderFinger> Kids? Add candy and wiffle bats. Endless entertainment!
[02:17:45] * arti resists
[02:17:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot, kids home. boredom defeated.
[02:17:03] <arti> black out, popular hashtag from the 1960s
[02:17:01] <takyon> nah I think I will though
[02:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> no need to give yourself alcohol poisoning
[02:16:35] <takyon> if you want me to black out on IRC, I will do it
[02:16:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> just on irc will do
[02:16:18] <arti> pfft, EF has you beat
[02:16:11] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, my inner ear is itching. somebody get me a fondue fork!
[02:16:10] <takyon> record on IRC or real life
[02:15:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, you've a ways to go before you pass EF's record though
[02:15:26] <MrPlow> added: a waffle iron
[02:15:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd a waffle iron
[02:15:24] <takyon> I think my BAC has surpassed IRC's legal limits
[02:15:20] * SpallsHurgenson crushes takyon like a bug
[02:14:56] * arti shakes head
[02:14:37] <takyon> yeah gimme da sack
[02:14:31] <takyon> beat me, I'll enjoy it
[02:14:29] * MrPlow smakes takyon upside the head with Santa's big, fat sack
[02:14:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake takyon
[02:14:22] * sea hands over 2 points.
[02:14:17] <sea> SpallsHurgenson: Okay, I'd like to request you beat takyon, please.
[02:14:09] <Bytram> GravyCheeseFries: thanks for the dereferencing
[02:14:08] <takyon> heh
[02:13:52] <arti> takyon: sex tapes
[02:13:51] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03No escape: Microsoft injects 'Get Windows 10' nagware into biz PCs • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[02:13:49] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[02:13:45] <BadCoderFinger> sea: SpallsHurgenson handles all the beatings. You'll want to close your eyes due to the pantlessness.
[02:13:30] <takyon> or whatever those things actors use are called
[02:13:23] <takyon> could make a portfolio out of his mugshots
[02:13:12] <arti> david bowie's mugshot was pretty good
[02:12:57] <cmn32480> on google images.. he has like 5 different mug shots
[02:12:41] <SpallsHurgenson> nyub nyub
[02:12:37] <sea> So..how do I request a beating? Do I get to pick who does it?
[02:12:34] <arti> + wig
[02:12:25] <arti> i'm thinking warwick davis
[02:12:21] <takyon> he's not aged well
[02:12:17] <sea> sweeeeet
[02:12:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, looks like he's already done his court ordered rehab then
[02:11:53] <cmn32480> from October
[02:11:53] <arti> the points can be redeemed for beatings/coffee beans
[02:11:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> vamp willow or evil witchy willow either
[02:11:41] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Dlisted | Xander From Buffy Got Arrested Again
[02:11:40] <cmn32480> http://dlisted.com
[02:11:37] <sea> Wewt. I have 2 points
[02:11:35] <Bender> karma - ocean: 1
[02:11:35] <takyon> ocean++
[02:11:28] <Bender> karma - sea: 2
[02:11:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> sea++
[02:11:25] <takyon> dang
[02:11:23] <arti> when you become weak and your food intake increases, if your choice was a face it'll look like kuato
[02:11:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, just got out of rehab though
[02:11:16] <cmn32480> amen to that sea
[02:11:13] <sea> Evil willow is hot.
[02:11:10] <sea> Willow is hot.
[02:11:10] <cmn32480> didn't he just get arrested?
[02:10:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> xander though, he was good from the start.
[02:10:47] <cmn32480> and SMG was hot through the whole ting
[02:10:43] <arti> consider it on your belly, it's the best place for a tattoo
[02:10:27] <takyon> no
[02:10:20] <arti> like Buffy Forever
[02:10:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but they still didn't know their roles like they did in say season 4
[02:10:17] <chromas> [and spellchecking]
[02:10:14] <arti> did you get a trampstamp tattoo?
[02:10:08] * chromas prefers to print wtihout formatting
[02:09:54] <takyon> I just rewatched Buffy the vampire slayer first season. I forgot how good it was
[02:09:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, printf
[02:09:46] <SpallsHurgenson> thats because evil dead, evil dead 1 and army of darkness were season 0 :)
[02:09:31] <arti> chromas: feminism
[02:09:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but i mean most shows suuuuck the first season cause the actors all gotta learn their roles. bruce went in nailing that shit.
[02:09:21] <arti> with a mighty two, logic!
[02:09:20] <chromas> which is the fastest sorting algorithm for a list of one?
[02:09:03] <Bender> karma - logic: 2
[02:09:03] <cmn32480> logic++
[02:08:56] <takyon> ahahahahahhahah
[02:08:55] <arti> heh
[02:08:42] <takyon> first season was also the WORST SEASON
[02:08:29] <takyon> Firefly doesn't count because it was only 1 season
[02:08:21] <SpallsHurgenson> ninjad :(
[02:08:16] <SpallsHurgenson> b-b-b-but... Firefly!
[02:08:14] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Investor to ATT – give us a peek at your NSA data dealings • The Register
[02:08:14] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:08:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> barring firefly
[02:08:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it was quite possibly the best first season of any show i've ever seen.
[02:07:54] <SpallsHurgenson> but I still maintain that the show would have been ever so much better with a 1-hour runtime instead of 30 minutes
[02:07:51] <cmn32480> an obvious attempt to not take themselves seriously?
[02:07:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it was exactly what you'd expect from sam rami and bruce campbell
[02:07:25] <cmn32480> it was Bruce Campbell... what wasn't to love?
[02:07:23] <arti> shop smart
[02:07:09] <SpallsHurgenson> I still can't decide if I really loved or really hated Ash vs Evil Dead
[02:06:32] * takyon slow claps
[02:06:28] <SpallsHurgenson> an unarmed society is a society that has problems pulling up their trousers
[02:06:22] <cmn32480> He was Born in the USA.
[02:06:12] <cmn32480> Springsteen!
[02:06:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> no bruce. season's over. gotta wait until next year for more Ash vs Evil Dead
[02:06:00] <cmn32480> "an armed society is a polite society"
[02:05:52] <sea> Someone's invoking Bruce Almighty..
[02:05:35] <cmn32480> BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:05:29] <arti> takyon, put coal in your pants so you can clench out diamonds
[02:05:18] <BadCoderFinger> And I was born in the USA, so naturally I'm an asshole. At least I'm considerate, though.
[02:05:13] <takyon> tfw you almost break your laptop with your beer glass
[02:05:12] <arti> look at Iraq!
[02:05:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> threat of bodily harm does wonders for people's politeness
[02:05:04] <arti> no other assholes exist apparently
[02:05:04] <sea> cmn32480: That's because there isn't one. It is true.
[02:04:54] <cmn32480> not sure I have a good argument for that
[02:04:47] <arti> heh
[02:04:39] <BadCoderFinger> cmn32480: Yeah, it's called "USA."
[02:04:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, works in OK as well
[02:04:23] <cmn32480> so in general, people are inconsiderate assholes?
[02:04:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, long movie but everyone was quiet when i went to see it.
[02:04:17] <arti> up and down and loud talking.
[02:04:15] <takyon> idk if TN can be extrapolated to the whole south
[02:04:10] <BadCoderFinger> There's on in Texas that will throw you out if your phone goes off during the movie.
[02:04:00] <arti> it's just lack of consideration. worst experience recently was a group of kids during creed.
[02:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> they don't here, people willing to perform wanton violence do.
[02:03:44] <arti> i'd love that
[02:03:42] <arti> they don't have any around here
[02:03:38] <arti> yes
[02:03:36] <takyon> alamo drafthouse I think it's called
[02:03:31] * SpallsHurgenson pulls out his pocket-comp, scans the local datanet then transmits the information packet to the local core system. I love living in the future.
[02:03:30] <takyon> there's only one chain I can remember that enforces anything
[02:03:12] <arti> i really wish theatres enforced that crap around here
[02:02:47] <arti> best experience i've had in a long time. typically there's someone on their phone or translating dialog, or gorging on stuff
[02:02:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, try theaters in the south. too many people will just flat beat your ass for talking through or having your phone on during a movie.
[02:02:34] <takyon> hmm
[02:01:59] <arti> this was a quiet, nearly sold out crowd
[02:01:50] <arti> most movie going crowds are borderline obnoxious, or overtly so
[02:01:32] <arti> would do it again
[02:01:26] <arti> cool crowd.
[02:01:25] <takyon> I remember seeing that advertised
[02:01:22] <arti> picked it up for a date night
[02:01:15] <takyon> wowzors
[02:01:11] <arti> yeah
[02:01:08] <takyon> you saw it in a theater?
[02:01:07] <Bytram> BadCoderFinger: bone chewer!
[02:01:03] <cmn32480> 💩exec
[02:00:59] <arti> fathom*
[02:00:56] <arti> was a fanthomevent
[02:00:54] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Bytram!
[02:00:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> new one tonight?
[02:00:45] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:00:34] <arti> uh new episode.
[02:00:30] <takyon> those are 90 minutes long, right? pretty easy to fall asleep
[02:00:30] <chromas> no 💩, sherlock
[02:00:14] <cmn32480> crutchy' sfault
[02:00:14] <arti> first 30 minutes was hard after eating pizza until i hated myself
[02:00:10] <takyon> what sherlock event
[02:00:03] <arti> almost went to sleep during the sherlock event for the same reason
[01:59:59] <BadCoderFinger> TheMightyBuzzard: That's both the coolest and the worst thing I've seen in a long time.
[01:59:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'truth
[01:59:48] <arti> full stomach + beer + slightly tired = heavy eyelids
[01:59:34] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[01:59:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> 💩
[01:59:18] <arti> a beer or two and i'd crash out
[01:59:17] * cmn32480 is too lazy to look up the stupid UTF characters
[01:59:16] <takyon> Ethanol-Fueled is a living meme
[01:59:08] <BadCoderFinger> arti: In that case, it's beer deficiency.
[01:58:59] <takyon> I'm the one who's drinking
[01:58:59] <cmn32480> takyon - I heart moose wang
[01:58:47] <arti> i'm tired and doing too much at once
[01:58:40] <takyon> wht ar e you talking about
[01:58:39] * TheMightyBuzzard chucks chromas a 21mm, 3/8" drive socket
[01:58:36] <BadCoderFinger> arti: Your beer level is showing.
[01:58:35] <takyon> I don't remember our old memes
[01:58:32] <Bender> karma - dental_fricatives: -1
[01:58:32] <arti> dental_fricatives--
[01:58:22] <arti> meh
[01:58:20] <arti> d
[01:58:18] <arti> trans-bastard swort
[01:58:05] <chromas> or site name. it should change a lot
[01:57:48] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: at least put a socket in it so I can have a trans-bastard sword
[01:57:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, we ain't had a new site meme in a while
[01:57:32] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - chomas will need to talk to Ethanol-Fueled
[01:57:18] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Plasma Jet Romania: HVOF thermal spray - YouTube
[01:57:17] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:55:16] <takyon> you can go in your preferences and give the latest X% of new SoylentNews users extra modifiers. then you can mod those people up
[01:55:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> see your physician
[01:55:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, we don't do penis extensions here.
[01:54:44] * chromas expends 40 karma to upgrade sword
[01:54:32] * cmn32480 files feature request: karma donations to the underprivileged
[01:54:27] <takyon> -20 karma to get 5 more mod points
[01:53:59] <takyon> files feature request: implement karma shop
[01:53:42] <arti> try condensing the karma into mana, and eqipping those prior to the next battle, er post.
[01:53:23] * cmn32480 hands TMB TP for his bunghole
[01:53:16] <arti> filthy, i love it
[01:53:15] <takyon> I submit another 10 stories, get another 30 unusable karma
[01:53:12] <Bender> karma - takyon: 16
[01:53:12] <arti> takyon++
[01:53:06] * TheMightyBuzzard is the great cornholio
[01:53:01] <takyon> I have karma leaking out of every orifice
[01:52:52] <arti> with boss Sandusuki
[01:52:50] <cmn32480> when you hit 50 karma you get TP and are allowed to take a dump again
[01:52:31] <arti> "Locker Room"
[01:52:20] <takyon> when you hit 50 karma you ascend to a new realm
[01:52:20] <cmn32480> TP?
[01:52:12] <takyon> yeah
[01:52:09] <arti> T points.
[01:52:05] <arti> is that a new name for karma?
[01:51:56] <takyon> (Takyon needs his posting Testosterone)
[01:51:47] <takyon> T needs his T
[01:51:45] <arti> just do dirty things to his Wii Mi
[01:51:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> site functionality > admin perks
[01:51:34] <cmn32480> it'll help takyons vanity
[01:51:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw statistics
[01:51:22] <takyon> did we file a bug about the statistics?
[01:51:16] <cmn32480> tmb ^^^^
[01:51:05] <cmn32480> fix the statistics
[01:51:02] <arti> sounds like a good name for a linux distro
[01:50:40] <takyon> I need the vanity
[01:50:36] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Implement user/submissions page · Issue #165 · SoylentNews/rehash · GitHub
[01:50:36] <arti> sarlacc 320z Pit of Doom Jug
[01:50:35] <takyon> https://github.com
[01:50:35] <takyon> fix this:
[01:50:17] <arti> oh i see, kudos on 'membering
[01:50:10] <takyon> this Saranac 32oz Pumpkin Ale jug is so convenient
[01:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, nah, i submitted a pull request a while back that won't install correctly when we go to do the upgrade. meant to fix it but never did.
[01:49:22] <arti> catsballs
[01:49:10] <BadCoderFinger> Spalls' cats?
[01:49:10] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't wanna be fixed.
[01:48:35] <arti> TMB: eugenics?
[01:48:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, now i remember what i wanted to fix tomorrow
[01:48:24] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, it's not my fault. I'm ~submit-intolerant. I got a note from my doctor and everything
[01:48:19] * sea screams SEA IS FOR COOKIE
[01:48:16] <arti> submit the links, to allah.
[01:48:13] * sea dives in slow motion towards the cookie
[01:47:48] * cmn32480 tosses SpallsHurgenson half a cookie for not submitting the links
[01:47:38] <takyon> includes eDRAM
[01:47:29] <takyon> *GT4e
[01:47:15] * SpallsHurgenson hopes one of those links earns him a cookie
[01:47:10] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[01:47:10] <takyon> I would believe Intel if they would fucking release their motherfucking GT4 Skylake graphics chips
[01:47:03] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Compliance does not equal security | Computerworld
[01:47:02] <cmn32480> I'll agree with "It fuck'n cold!"
[01:47:02] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.computerworld.com
[01:46:49] <takyon> this is the first time i've seen this
[01:46:49] <arti> lives up to its name "poor parser"
[01:46:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> it parses evening weather poorly
[01:46:25] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Intel claims most don’t need a GPU
[01:46:24] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fudzilla.com
[01:46:24] <arti> wait, thas chromie
[01:46:20] <MrPlow> T'day: How da fuck am I know dat shit? T'marra: Shit bright, get yo shades. It fuck'n cold! Dey a lil breeze.
[01:46:20] <cmn32480> #blackuweather baltimore, MD
[01:46:16] <MrPlow> Yo ass ain get no wetha, bitch.
[01:46:16] <cmn32480> #blackuweather baltimore
[01:46:14] <arti> EF
[01:46:10] <arti> hahaha
[01:45:59] <MrPlow> Yo ass ain get no wetha, bitch.
[01:45:59] <cmn32480> #blackuweather
[01:45:59] <takyon> u wot m8
[01:45:59] <MrPlow> T'day: How da fuck am I know dat shit? T'marra: Shit bright, get yo shades. Shit be aight. Dey a lil breeze.
[01:45:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #blackuweather
[01:45:47] <arti> *blackquote
[01:45:42] <takyon> I'm guessing P666 will submit a blockquote form of that story
[01:45:26] <arti> he calls it the Compton Complex
[01:45:22] <takyon> I wouldn't want to be the one to submit that
[01:45:05] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Stephen Hawking reckons he's cracked the black hole paradox • The Register
[01:45:04] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:44:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> here, not so much.
[01:44:49] <takyon> The Register's article was pretty good
[01:44:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> back in oklahoma, plenty of chicks what made wrangler jeans look goooood
[01:44:43] <sea> lol, soft hair on black holes
[01:44:35] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03[1601.00921] Soft Hair on Black Holes
[01:44:32] <SpallsHurgenson> http://arxiv.org (Stephen Hawking figures out black holes or something.)
[01:44:32] <takyon> oh
[01:44:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> TN
[01:44:22] <takyon> where do you live, Alaska?
[01:44:18] <cmn32480> and I absolutely don't wanna see you w/o pants
[01:44:14] <BadCoderFinger> takyon: Heh! It's not like his password is hard to guess: PantslessOnTheInternet
[01:44:07] <cmn32480> told you
[01:44:05] <cmn32480> seee??????
[01:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, around here you ain't wrong. haven't seen more than half a dozen women worth seeing without pants in the whole state.
[01:43:47] <takyon> BadCoderFinger: link
[01:43:43] <sea> Bah, you're doing it wrong. Almost everybody wants to see, they just pretend they don't.
[01:43:37] <BadCoderFinger> cmn32480: That does not explain Spalls' webcam.
[01:43:09] <cmn32480> buzzard... we can all do that in real life... jsut that nobody wansts to see it!
[01:43:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i done got the good nudie mods for pc. prolly load them up this weekend.
[01:43:08] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Employer allowed to read your private emails
[01:43:07] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fudzilla.com
[01:42:34] <takyon> total conversions
[01:42:28] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I don't PLAY it on console. I just buy it for them :)
[01:42:28] <takyon> nude mods
[01:42:27] <arti> "why is my console running out of ram?"
[01:42:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> so you can run around nekkid instead of wearin pants
[01:42:20] <arti> that should be fun
[01:42:19] <BadCoderFinger> sea: True enough, if it was an issue. Both read base36 though, so that works for now.
[01:42:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> go ahead n hold out then. mods will reportedly be available for console sometime this year.
[01:42:06] * sea thinks GotY, then thinks DatY, then hmms..
[01:42:01] <arti> some D.
[01:41:47] <chromas> some DLC+expansions. Then later, a new GotY
[01:41:31] <SpallsHurgenson> TMB: if my previous purchase history is anything to go by... both :)
[01:41:11] <SirFinkus> still using the book an lectures as a source
[01:41:03] <takyon> knowing Bethesda, there GOTY include DLC+expansions...... so you'll be waiting a long time
[01:40:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, console or pc?
[01:40:43] <sea> BadCoderFinger: What you should do is make a simple translation program that you can pipe your data into immediately after it's produced
[01:40:34] <arti> ask the zentradi
[01:40:32] <SirFinkus> I'm deep down the rabbit hole now
[01:40:23] <SpallsHurgenson> nobody discuss fallout. I'm trying to hold out on buying fo4 until the goty is available, and I have weak willpower
[01:40:17] * SirFinkus is beginning to question whether "culture" is a thing that actually exists, and that can be studied
[01:40:10] <BadCoderFinger> sea: You don't have to convince me, heh.
[01:40:08] <arti> now kith
[01:40:03] * chromas playth the thynthethither
[01:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't mind the synths. it's the rads that bug me.
[01:39:50] <sea> BadCoderFinger: Base36 only gives you about a 55% improvement in data size over Base10. You might as well just eat the extra filesize and go base10. It makes it easier to fiddle with the data using other programs.
[01:39:50] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.
[01:39:16] <arti> beware the synths
[01:39:03] <arti> yex.
[01:38:54] <SpallsHurgenson> surely you're not serious
[01:38:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, ain't that the year of the big war in the fallout series?
[01:38:44] <cmn32480> arti - it's that brown stuff in the pit from this morning. but that isn't important right now
[01:38:26] <arti> neat.
[01:38:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2077
[01:38:19] <arti> coffee++
[01:38:13] <arti> speaking of drinks, where is coffee
[01:38:11] <SpallsHurgenson> poor ö gets the shaft again
[01:38:07] <chromas> exactly. windowphobes
[01:37:52] <Bender> karma - tea: 525
[01:37:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> tea++
[01:37:28] <arti> chromas: like non-PC?
[01:37:22] <BadCoderFinger> sea: Use emacs, that way you can use many fonts.
[01:37:05] <BadCoderFinger> takyon: That would work, but the tools I work with export and import base 36, so that's what I use most often.
[01:37:03] <chromas> What if your storage/transport is case insensitive?
[01:37:03] <sea> Do you get more symbols if you do it in two different fonts? ;)
[01:36:22] <takyon> if you want to store things in ASCII, why not use uppercase, lowercase, numerals, and two symbols for a total of 64 characters
[01:36:19] <sea> mm...donuts..
[01:36:11] * sea opens wide to yawn and...bites a donut..
[01:36:02] <takyon> BadCoderFinger
[01:35:55] * cmn32480 blinks
[01:35:46] * BadCoderFinger has a beer instead.
[01:35:44] * cmn32480 winks
[01:35:35] * BadCoderFinger barely avoids yawning.
[01:35:22] * arti yawns in return
[01:35:08] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:34:45] <takyon> no it's Milky Way, because Mars is just a pit stop to the galaxy!
[01:34:21] <BadCoderFinger> It's more like 3 Musketeers, since there are no peanuts on Mars.
[01:33:52] <sea> We have evidence strongly suggesting that it's Oh Henry
[01:33:49] <takyon> because they are all miners on contract
[01:33:42] <takyon> no martians favorite chocolate bar is Pay Day
[01:33:19] <sea> That is SO false.
[01:33:13] <arti> did you know that martians favorite chocolate bar is a mars bar?
[01:32:59] <takyon> well if it's storage you want, I think there are 64 easily usable characters
[01:32:36] <arti> just depends on the light.
[01:32:32] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I forgot to pick up the dvd for The Martian today
[01:32:27] <sea> Actually the martians are purple.
[01:32:20] <arti> damn green bastids
[01:32:12] <sea> BUT IT WAS MARTIANS
[01:32:08] <arti> "not saying it's aliens..."
[01:31:59] <sea> I'm actually the head of a podcast on aliens among us.
[01:31:56] <takyon> you should embrace base 60
[01:31:56] <arti> i would imagine so, so close to canada
[01:31:52] <BadCoderFinger> takyon: Storing very large numbers, like public keys, in an ASCII format.
[01:31:47] <sea> I'm an expert on aliens, and martians in particular.
[01:31:39] <arti> it comes after base 35
[01:31:30] <SpallsHurgenson> its like Area51, but for bigfoot instead of aliens
[01:30:50] <takyon> what is base 36 for
[01:30:27] <SpallsHurgenson> (at least, so says some random site on the internet I'm too lazy to double-check its accuracy :)
[01:29:41] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, in base36 VISTA is equal to 52945246 in decimal :)
[01:29:41] <arti> freezing rain
[01:29:12] <BadCoderFinger> Spalls: I think zsh can do it with the 36# prefix.
[01:29:12] <sea> Okay, now I'll pretend to be psychic and tell this person what temperature it is outside.
[01:29:06] <cmn32480> imagine that... rain in the forecast for Seattle...
[01:28:46] <exec> 10Seattle, WA, USA - currently 43°F / 6°C, cloudy, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 86% - Wednesday scattered showers (38°F:44°F / 3°C:7°C), Thursday partly cloudy (39°F:46°F / 4°C:8°C), Friday rain (41°F:47°F / 5°C:8°C), Saturday rain (43°F:49°F / 6°C:9°C)
[01:28:44] <sea> ~weather Seattle
[01:28:41] <sea> I'm gonna freak someone out with that
[01:28:40] * SpallsHurgenson needs something that can convert from base36
[01:28:35] <sea> Ooh!
[01:28:29] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 27°F / -3°C, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 2 mph, humidity 36% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (24°F:28°F / -4°C:-2°C), Thursday sunny (34°F:48°F / 1°C:9°C), Friday mostly cloudy (39°F:50°F / 4°C:10°C), Saturday partly cloudy (31°F:47°F / -1°C:8°C)
[01:28:27] <cmn32480> ~weather
[01:28:22] <arti> 6.1-50^2
[01:28:16] <BadCoderFinger> -50
[01:28:14] <sea> It's 6 and a bit
[01:28:10] <arti> 6.1
[01:28:03] <arti> 7.1?
[01:27:55] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, what's the numerical value of "vista" anyway?
[01:27:31] <arti> svchost ninja
[01:27:18] <arti> syndromed already exists in windaz
[01:27:03] <arti> tell people it's an unpolished crystal
[01:27:03] * SpallsHurgenson spreads a rumor that the next major update for win10 will use systemd :)
[01:26:46] <sea> That's the version number of this rock I found. I'm selling it for $1000.00
[01:26:29] <sea> arti: We'll make a fortune selling that.
[01:26:23] <arti> that should do the trick.
[01:26:20] <SpallsHurgenson> stop using facts while I'm bashing windows10!
[01:26:15] * arti golf claps
[01:26:06] <sea> Cloud EnterPrise Edition RC1 Build 93913 Codename: "Banana Fudge Sundae Ice Cream Drama Queen"
[01:25:55] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: It's windows. Sales aren't tied to anything real. People are buying fewer and fewer PCs, they want phones and tablets. The only thing floating MS is the corporate market.
[01:25:46] <arti> that's a luxury standard right there.
[01:25:36] <arti> add in some letters to be sure too, C++ 17 LXI
[01:25:21] <arti> just like gpus.
[01:25:16] <arti> the numbers roll over.
[01:25:13] <sea> and -1 is higher than all of them combined!
[01:25:00] <arti> higher numbers are always better, look at the firefox version numbers along with chrome
[01:24:58] <sea> but 95 is higher than 10, and 2000 is higher than 95
[01:24:44] <arti> windows10 is good, it's a higher number.
[01:24:29] <SpallsHurgenson> in 2007, MS was pushing Vista. Sales plummeted. In 2015, MS pushes Win10. Sales plummet. connection?
[01:24:26] <arti> muh phone
[01:24:24] <sea> Bah, PC sales drop because people are buying raspberry pis and stuff like that
[01:23:57] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03IDC: PC sales drop to levels not seen since 2007 | Ars Technica
[01:23:56] <SpallsHurgenson> speaking of Microsoft... http://arstechnica.com
[01:21:53] <Bender> karma - spalls: 2
[01:21:53] <arti> spalls++
[01:21:49] <arti> that's a good joke.
[01:21:41] <exec> 03[2015-07-11 03:23:2] #Soylent <SpallsHurgenson> Ping timeout: 264 seconds
[01:21:36] <chromas> ~random nick=SpallsHurgenson type=quit
[01:20:14] <arti> :D
[01:20:12] <Bender> karma - microsoft: -22
[01:20:12] <arti> microsoft--
[01:20:10] <arti> microsoft__
[01:20:06] <arti> probably a joke problem.
[01:20:03] <SpallsHurgenson> I blame Microsoft
[01:19:42] <takyon> I don't remember. So it's either a client problem or a joke problem
[01:19:37] <arti> *slavery
[01:18:31] <BadCoderFinger> Client gives up the sodding ghost, heads to the pub for a pint of misery.
[01:18:30] <SpallsHurgenson> you mean all these months I've been saying something funny when I leave the channel and nobody's seen my jokes?!?!?
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[01:17:52] <takyon> hmm
[01:17:45] <arti> Awww Yurts
[01:17:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Concrete for Mars Shelters Made from Martian Materials - http://sylnt.us - Martian-Yurts?
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[01:17:19] <BadCoderFinger> Guess it's making a statement about pants.
[01:17:18] <arti> it was very terse.
[01:17:13] <arti> Client Quit.
[01:16:57] <SpallsHurgenson> my client didn't send a quit message :(
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[01:16:05] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm....
[01:14:59] <BadCoderFinger> Maybe his splash screen just hadn't finished loading.
[01:14:23] <arti> [ hidden ircing intensifies ]
[01:14:19] <BadCoderFinger> I get that a lot.
[01:14:11] <arti> either that or he's hanging with the cool kids now and can't be seen greeting you
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[01:13:58] <arti> he must have the addon that crashes his client when you type his name
[01:13:52] <BadCoderFinger> Dangit, I did not expect that to happen.
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[01:13:28] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls!
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[01:10:46] <sea> Actually that'd be my killer feature. I should request that.
[01:10:24] <BadCoderFinger> Erlang doesn't do X (where X == anything useful to programmers)
[01:10:23] <sea> It does everything in the standard. I've even got a symbolic algebra library that's just a simple header that I can #include. I wouldn't be surprised if C++16 included fast fourier transforms. Seriously.
[01:10:19] <chromas> Std:: isn't part of the language; it's just the standard lib
[01:09:34] <arti> hahaha
[01:09:30] <sea> Yes, but C++ as the /least/ warts.
[01:09:16] <arti> everything has warts
[01:08:35] <sea> Haskell CAN do complex numbers but it needs an external library and that fucking type-checker throws errors if I so much as try to coerce an integer to a complex.
[01:07:52] <sea> Haskell doesn't do complex numbers. Lisp doesn't do networking. Erlang doesn't do sets or maps. and so on. That question eliminates almost all languages but C++
[01:07:23] <sea> Every time someone suggests I learn "language X", I ask them: Does the standard include complex numbers, threads, sets, lists, vectors, maps, multimaps, and can it do networking?
[01:04:51] <arti> are you using sea lion btw?
[01:04:28] <BadCoderFinger> I like OpenMP, but I prefer pthreads for more fine-grained thread control.
[01:04:21] <sea> It's got std::thread and std::mutex, and all that.
[01:04:15] <arti> "few"
[01:04:02] <BadCoderFinger> sea: Well, now. Sort of.
[01:03:27] <arti> o.o
[01:03:08] <sea> The fact that C++ is one of the few languages which supports multithreading in the standard is a big deal.
[01:02:41] <BadCoderFinger> All the bloat they can suck up from boost.
[01:02:02] <sea> Useful new features.
[01:01:59] <sea> They always add cool new stuff.
[01:01:51] <sea> I like all the new sea plus pluses
[01:01:29] <BadCoderFinger> C++OhGodISleptLateWhatIsTheRevisionNumberNow
[01:00:51] <sea> C++16? Oooh.
[00:48:18] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, and it's not any better once it starts.
[00:47:34] <arti> visual studio is a beast to start up
[00:44:50] <BadCoderFinger> Funny you say that, there's a video of neovim running emacs inside it.
[00:44:29] <chromas> Giv vim a splash screen, load emacs into it
[00:43:51] <BadCoderFinger> That's a thought, replacing the splash screen with an arbitrary image...
[00:40:01] <chromas> We need Forest Gump for computers. "Hey old people, remember this? And this? And this?"
[00:39:07] <chromas> Remember when web browsers had splash screens?
[00:38:46] <BadCoderFinger> If they could get the editor into the splash screen, it might save some time.
[00:37:29] <chromas> If it doesn't need a splash screen to let you know it's about to start loading, it can't be that useful
[00:36:39] <BadCoderFinger> At least I can use vim. Everybody at work loves visual studio.
[00:35:30] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[00:34:50] * chromas invents ++C, which is C that's improved before you receive it instead of after
[00:32:58] <arti> it's also nice, besides the syntax that it's keeping up
[00:32:42] <arti> that sucks
[00:31:54] <BadCoderFinger> C++NoCompilerCanPossiblyKeepUpWithOurChanges
[00:31:15] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah. I guess they can't stop screwing around with the language.
[00:30:13] <takyon> what, no C++16
[00:29:40] <cmn32480> wear gloves when hadnling
[00:29:34] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah. It cuts the screen.
[00:29:33] <chromas> When will C** be a thing?
[00:29:26] <arti> it's got sharp edges
[00:29:17] <takyon> what, no C#
[00:28:48] <arti> filthy casual
[00:28:39] <BadCoderFinger> Cpp
[00:28:29] <arti> C?
[00:28:22] <BadCoderFinger> Nah, nothing fun, just some socket code.
[00:27:54] <arti> coding up some 'sploits?
[00:27:47] <arti> nice
[00:27:41] <takyon> yada
[00:26:28] <BadCoderFinger> It will be coding, as soon as I get shelled in to work.
[00:25:53] <BadCoderFinger> Itching to code, heh.
[00:25:38] <chromas> Not bad. How's the finger?
[00:23:50] <BadCoderFinger> Hey chromas, how are you?
[00:19:21] <chromas> Hey BadCoderFinger
[00:19:09] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[00:19:09] <chromas> Well there ya go. Fish have tails; chickens only have tail feathers
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[00:18:35] <aqu4> I got tails.
[00:18:34] * aqu4 flips a Mexican peso on "chicken fish"
[00:18:34] <chromas> $coin chicken fish
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[00:16:47] <sea> Somebody pick for me
[00:16:42] <sea> Also, I can't decide whether I want chicken or fish for dinner
[00:16:25] <sea> The kinda stuff that doesn't make me go HUH? so often as this chart.
[00:16:18] <arti> get it right
[00:16:14] <arti> apache attack helicopter
[00:16:14] <sea> I'm going to stick to simple graduate mathematics, thank you very much.
[00:15:55] <chromas> Then you, sir (or ma'am (or otherkin)) just may be a normal adult human being
[00:15:16] <arti> sea, it's an extremely objective chart
[00:14:22] <sea> Nope, don't even try to explain it anymore. This oppression stuff is too complicated for me
[00:13:58] <chromas> If you disagree, then you're just internalizing your misogyny, racism, trans-ism, sexism
[00:13:37] <arti> -more
[00:13:32] <arti> sorry, making more popcorn
[00:13:16] <chromas> It doesn't have to make sense. Just understand that anyone farther down the chain is oppressing you
[00:11:25] <sea> I'm gonna go make dinner
[00:11:22] <sea> I give up
[00:11:18] <sea> :S I'm so confused
[00:10:57] <chromas> Disabled black transracial vegan Muslim transgendered women are even more oppressed
[00:10:05] <sea> Whaaat? but disabled people are clearly more oppressed than women
[00:09:47] <chromas> Disabled women are even more oppressed
[00:09:40] <chromas> Women are more oppressed than disabled people
[00:09:27] <sea> but then why are black people at the top? This makes no sense
[00:08:50] <sea> no, wait, you're saying that women have a higher place in the olympics here because their oppression stuff is /less/ common than disabled people oppression
[00:07:38] <sea> ..and women come in 7th. Is this because there are more women than disabled people?
[00:07:18] <sea> So for instance, I see that disabled people come in 9th
[00:06:48] <sea> Okay, so how does this relate to the olympics?
[00:05:49] <arti> also, gun deaths make you more dead than other kinds of dead.
[00:05:29] <arti> sorta like mass shootings are up but overall gun deaths are down
[00:05:12] <arti> minority incidents generate more response
[00:04:50] <arti> wonderful
[00:04:43] <sea> Oh, yeah I speak english natively
[00:04:35] <arti> native english speaker?
[00:04:28] * sea thinks a/s/l with the a swapped for e.. hmm
[00:03:58] <arti> are you esl?
[00:03:15] <sea> Damnit! Arti gets it but not me
[00:03:05] <sea> :/
[00:02:57] <arti> lol oppression olympics
[00:01:36] <sea> I'll give it another 15 minutes worth of thought, then say it just went over my head and give up
[00:00:25] <sea> and then each of the mini-jokes is wrapped up in this big olympic metaphor that I can't figure out. I'm not sure what the points mean..and this tumblr special olympics section on the side, drawn crudely..I don't get it, but it's obviously meant to be funny