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[23:58:03] <sea> Sometimes it looks sarcastic, other times it looks like it's sarcastically pretending to be sarcastic, to make it funnier.
[23:57:19] <sea> It seems like there's a very complicated collection of jokes here to get but I'm not sure I get them
[23:56:58] <sea> I don't know. I can't even tell
[23:56:39] <chromas> You mean the half you did get? :D
[23:49:26] <sea> I think someone needs to explain the other half
[23:49:18] <sea> :/ I didn't get half of the jokes..
[23:34:51] <chromas> http://i3.kym-cdn.com
[23:33:07] <sea> Gotta have that hierarchy in there.
[23:32:56] <sea> Ah, yes, a hierarchy of equality. Some people are equal, but some are MORE equal than others, right?
[23:32:28] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with The Patriarchy
[23:32:28] <GravyCheeseFries> #smake chromas The Patriarchy
[23:30:43] <chromas> There's a hierarchy
[23:30:10] <sea> chromas: You're missing the point. Victimhood for /women/, /only/. Black guy gets discriminated against? The intersectional feminist says: "Was it a woman? No? I don't care then."
[23:28:48] <chromas> According to proponents, victimhood victimhood!
[23:28:12] <sea> but 'intersectional feminism' takes 'intersectionalism' and reduces the scope a bit to focus on feminism specifically, even though that broad egalitarianism worked /just fine/ without focusing on one thing.
[23:27:17] <sea> According to the wikipedia article, it's actually an unnecessary reduction in scope. "Intersectionalism" is already a thing, and it's just another name for 'egalitarianism', basically.
[23:20:40] <chromas> It's probably popular because western feminists don't have any real issues.
[23:19:11] <chromas> Like systemd, it's where you take completely unrelated things and try to stuff them under one umbrella
[23:19:03] <sea> nevermind I looked it up
[23:18:18] <sea> chromas: Aha, what is 'intersectional feminism'? I saw that term the other day and was curious about it. I was thinking about what it might mean just last week. I was thinking "Intersection..of what?"
[23:17:14] <sea> Gravis: Huh? What? Is that wolverine and some rabbits? Huhh??
[23:15:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - W3C vs DRM, Round Two - http://sylnt.us - digital-restrictions-managed?
[22:46:53] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Wiki: Radical feminism
[22:46:52] <Gravis> chromas: here's what you consider "feminism" https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:45:55] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03TINH: The Greatest (Stupidest) Hacking Scenes - YouTube
[22:45:54] <chromas> Good job. I award you one internet, and this clip https://www.youtube.com
[22:45:05] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03Feminism | Definition of Feminism by Merriam-Webster
[22:45:05] <Gravis> http://www.merriam-webster.com
[22:44:17] <chromas> They call it "intersectional feminism" now, not "gender feminism"
[22:43:08] <chromas> Better point me to the dictionary definition of feminism, but then later tell me the dictionary doesn't have the real definition of something else later on
[22:41:46] <Gravis> chromas: then you don't know the definition of one of those words
[22:41:27] <chromas> Not really
[22:41:09] <Gravis> well any egalitarian is also a feminist
[22:40:38] <chromas> Didn't say gender
[22:40:36] <Gravis> gender feminism is vile.
[22:39:57] <Gravis> chromas: gender feminism != feminism
[22:39:20] <Gravis> Subsentient: this is the plan: http://pastebin.com
[22:37:41] <chromas> Can't argue with one-in-five campus stats. Ask a feminist.
[22:14:05] <Gravis> sea: what i'm trying to say is: http://webcomicsguide.com
[22:11:13] <Gravis> i'm going to go out on a limb and say most are literate in another language
[22:09:47] <Gravis> Other 13 %
[22:09:47] <Gravis> White 9 %
[22:09:47] <Gravis> Black 24 %
[22:09:33] <Gravis> Hispanic 41 %
[22:09:33] <Gravis> Demographics of Adults Who Read Below a Basic Level Percent of Population
[22:09:32] <Gravis> see, now this makes sense because it's more likely english literacy that is an issue
[22:04:32] <Gravis> ;)
[22:04:28] <Gravis> sea: i mean... maybe in texas... but nationally?
[22:02:43] <Gravis> sea: i find it hard to imagine that 1/5 of graduates are completely illiterate.
[22:00:38] <dyingtolive> I really wanted to call out the huffpost illiteracy statistic posted earlier, but then I looked at the comments on a political news site and it made much more sense.
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[19:39:32] <sea> The short version: 1/5th of adult americans can't read. The worse part: 1/5th of american /high school graduates/ can't read, either. (That's explicitly mentioned in the article)
[19:38:36] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03The U.S. Illiteracy Rate Hasn't Changed In 10 Years
[19:38:36] <sea> We have statistics, though. http://www.huffingtonpost.com
[19:36:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> And I still find the jokes funny.
[19:36:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> But then, I'm American, so I might be biased.
[19:36:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't think Americans are any stupider than the world population at large...but they are definitely more ignorant than, for example, most Europeans.
[19:35:50] <sea> That's one of them.
[19:35:41] <sea> "An American forgot their textbook at home one day. They managed to get away with using the King James Version, though."
[19:34:58] <sea> Nah, it's actually a separate joke topic. Everybody jokes about americans being stupid, that's a fact and nobody will ever escape that. It's common. The education jokes are about the creationism in biology textbooks in school, and the price of the schools and textbooks themselves. $50,000 per year if you want to learn maths, that kinda thing.
[19:33:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> (which you already mentioned)
[19:33:39] <dyingtolive> implying there's a system behind what we call education. err... maybe they didn't get it?
[19:33:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> by the sheer ignorance and stupidity?
[19:33:07] <sea> but that's covered by the ...
[19:33:01] <sea> ..and y'know I didn't even mention the healthcare or education systems.
[19:32:29] <sea> Who knows? I won't bother re-joining.
[19:32:25] <dyingtolive> there's just no sense of humor on the internet these days.
[19:32:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> were they banning you for fun?
[19:31:37] <sea> I'm thinking here, wondering which of those it might have been.
[19:31:03] <sea> 'Just so you all know, it's a popular pastime out here to joke about the USA. It's what we do when idle. We have a lot of things to make jokes about: the absurd border security, the obesity, the sheer ignorance and stupidity, the media (FOX news, anyone?), the (always makes me laugh) claim to be about 'freedom' while enslaving half their population, the inequality, the overblown military, the police beatings, the megareligions, ... '
[19:31:00] <sea> This is what I said:
[19:30:54] <sea> Dude, I just got banned from another channel
[19:18:14] <Gravis> assholes
[19:18:08] <GravyCheeseFries> ^ 03US thanks Iran for swift release of 10 Navy sailors - BBC News
[19:18:05] <Gravis> booo! a peaceful resolution without even devolving into name calling. http://www.bbc.com
[19:08:01] <sea> YEAAAAAAH!! It's a Party in the YOU ESS AEY
[19:06:25] * sea chants ERROR, then explodes
[19:06:09] * sea spazzes out
[19:06:06] * sea cannot find the capital letter at the start of that sentence, or the period at the end
[19:01:09] <chromas> you're clearly a robot
[18:54:10] * sea ticks the "I am not a robot" box.
[18:54:05] <sea> "Please confirm you are not a robot"
[18:42:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Chief Elon Musk Says Apple is Making an Electric Car - http://sylnt.us - monkey-see
[17:37:25] <cmn32480> better than the internet being hidden from Alberto
[17:15:45] * Alberto was hidden from the internet
[17:15:41] <chromas> Among other things
[17:15:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> Does my bicycle count as a stick?
[17:11:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Baby Boomers Embrace Sensor-driven Cars, But Doubt Self-driving Cars - http://sylnt.us - everyone-should-learn-to-drive-a-stick
[17:08:52] <chromas> Welcome back to the internet, sir
[17:08:12] <Alberto> howdy
[17:06:58] <chromas> \o
[17:06:32] <Alberto> o/
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[15:09:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Discover 2,100-year-old Stash of “Fine Plucked” Tea - http://sylnt.us - tea++
[14:45:25] <Runaway1956> Well - not quite everything. A couple times every century, one or two politicians actually says something. Just don't hold your breath waiting for it.
[14:44:37] <paulej72> isn't eveything any politician says meaningless noise
[14:37:21] <Runaway1956> Suckretary of State, John Kerry, made some meaningless noises after the sailors were releasec . . .
[14:36:16] <Runaway1956> *bouncing
[14:36:10] <Runaway1956> If they swing at all, it's better than bouncind.
[14:35:41] <chromas> laterally, like usual
[14:35:38] <Runaway1956> Do they really care how they are swinging?
[14:35:28] <Runaway1956> Why do people ask that?
[14:35:16] <Runaway1956> Speaking of which, how they swinging
[14:35:08] <chromas> it's not swinging if you just watch
[14:34:52] <Runaway1956> Oh - well, I don't swing that way, so I missed nothing.
[14:34:46] <chromas> he sells diamonds by the sea shore
[14:34:32] <chromas> Kay's a dude
[14:33:31] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhhh - the captured sailors have already been released - that's good - now I need to read the story . . .
[14:32:33] <Runaway1956> I'm wondering whether I wanted to be here when she stripped.
[14:31:44] <Runaway1956> Wut? Wait a minute - who is Kay?
[14:12:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, there's that done and pull requested.
[14:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent. i love changing three characters and being able to close an issue.
[14:04:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> go me
[14:04:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, fixed it
[14:03:58] <chromas> replace it with superfudgeurl
[14:02:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole fudgeurl. i do so hate that sub.
[14:01:10] <CoolHand> I'm so freakin wrapped up in Netflix's "Making a Murderer" right now.. I can't stop going out finding news articles on it and reading comments about it.. crazy stuff
[13:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> PSA, dev is going up and down like your mom on prom night. don't expect it to be working.
[13:38:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Self-Adaptive Material Heals Itself, Stays Tough - http://sylnt.us - T2000-in-the-making
[13:16:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, stripped BEFORE display
[13:14:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[13:14:14] <chromas> isn't that the dumbest thing? it already has the source; no need to request it again
[13:07:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrmf, can't get the source of the page because it sends a new damned request for the source without the post data
[13:05:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[13:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, looks like quite possibly
[13:01:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> strip_anchor being applied poorly maybe?
[12:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. it's gotta be somewhere in Utility::Data but I'm not finding it.
[12:51:06] * GravyCheeseFries slips some bacon in the coffee++
[12:48:38] <exec> hands themightybuzzard an extra cup of coffee++
[12:47:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> might. depends on if i can find it relatively quickly
[12:47:28] * cmn32480 encourages TheMightyBuzzard to do it
[12:45:25] * chromas sneaks around, replacing everyone's hotcakes with waffles
[12:44:17] * TheMightyBuzzard debates on fixing the spaces in urls bug
[12:40:50] <cmn32480> my kids still thinkit is funny
[12:40:37] <cmn32480> dyingtolive - I have learned that lesson in the past as well
[12:36:18] <dyingtolive> i thought i was. i hope that's not a sign of things to come for the day.
[12:35:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> Fortunately there's one in walking distance from my house and one in walking distance from work.
[12:35:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2076
[12:35:30] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:35:24] * exec dexterously poops a coffee++ mug of red cordial for #soylent
[12:35:23] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[12:34:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't make pancakes; if I want them, I just pop over to one of the local breakfast places.
[12:32:59] * nick is no good at making pancakes
[12:32:43] <nick> enjoy the vices, TheMightyBuzzard
[12:32:37] <nick> i'm in the situation that everything i own can fit in/on my car
[12:32:27] <dyingtolive> wow. okay, public service announcement: so if you decide to want to make a batch of pancakes with buttermilk pancake mix, and you think, "well, maybe i'll just add some more buttermilk in there to make them EVEN BETTER".... stop.
[12:32:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, it's time to top up the addictions. back in 10ish
[12:31:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. me and spartan get along really well except for my desktop and fishing gear.
[12:31:03] <nick> stuff you can be seen out with
[12:30:49] <nick> a new phone that they dont know how to use, and an expensive car is more important than a roof on their home
[12:30:33] <nick> oh sure, it's not the end of the world, but it's the priorities the people have
[12:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could do that as long as there were somewhere near that had coffee
[12:29:54] <nick> but a european sports car parked on the dirt out front
[12:29:43] <nick> for sure, it's not an uncommon sight to see a wooden shack with no water supply
[12:29:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> likely all getting repossessed shortly too
[12:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[12:28:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. just need a new comp every couple years, a good internet connection, and enough money for booze to drink while lounging on the beach.
[12:28:54] <nick> managed to open an audi dealership where i was, within weeks, the island was flooded with brand new audis, all on finance naturally
[12:28:13] <nick> certainly enough to live on and enjoy life if you arn't too fussed about getting the latest iphone and a new audi
[12:27:46] <nick> in that situation you're describing, it would probably be ok
[12:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, pale is not the predominant skin hue on most islands.
[12:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could have probably gotten by on a comp'd room and $15K/yr. i doubt payment would have been much of an issue.
[12:26:29] <nick> being 'the white boy' didn't do me any favours out there.
[12:25:45] <nick> i'd assume to get me to do the work, but keep the money for themselves
[12:25:35] <nick> but the ones that i had trouble with, were foreign companies, but the local representatives were the ones trying to fuck me over
[12:25:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> it probably was. that was the choicest listing i found on st v
[12:24:45] <nick> would be a foreign owned hotel would be your best bet then, at least where i was, permanent positions don't really exist outside of foreign companies and the government
[12:23:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i was looking more for a permanent position than contract work. less hustle to find it.
[12:23:22] <nick> suddenly though, they were less keen when they had to sign a contract before i'd begin the work...
[12:23:09] <nick> before i left, i had a lot of work supposedly on the table, for hotels and other major businesses on the island
[12:23:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. specially if it were near enough the beach that the wifi reached.
[12:22:37] <nick> that would be a decent gig
[12:22:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i would so do that for a room and enough to eat off of.
[12:22:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> like hotel network manager
[12:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, there weren't a lot of them and they weren't prestigious positions but there were a few at least
[12:21:25] <nick> it's all word of mouth and who you know
[12:21:19] <nick> that's quite unusual, at least in my experience, there's nothing available on the street
[12:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i found openings that i could have all but walked into here in the US. stuff i was way overqualified for and could have done in my sleep. and would have done for very little money.
[12:19:15] <nick> that would have been a nice place to be, lots of islands though, so finding work would be even more challenging than somewhere like antigua for example
[12:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> think st vincent was the one i likely would have went with.
[12:18:03] <nick> yup
[12:17:42] <nick> and a lot less stress than trying to import and install security systems out there
[12:17:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, perks of a poor economy. low cost of living if you don't need too many bells and whistles.
[12:17:05] <nick> i was keeping it simple with web design and pc repairs, the money wasn't good, but it was enough to live on out there
[12:16:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep. i probably would have been there lounging on a beach and admining from a laptop right now but for the roomie.
[12:16:24] <nick> it was certainly a better option than doing my normal shit, but it would depend on the country and what specifically you were going into
[12:15:55] <nick> there's work, it's what i was doing out there
[12:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> the latter. i was actively looking into the IT jobs situation there though.
[12:15:15] <nick> did you have a job offer in the caribbean, or just fancying a change of scenery?
[12:15:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't really hear much disturbing about Chile either
[12:14:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:14:32] <nick> uruguay seems to be the most friendly as far as non-nationals buying property, and has a reasonably stable history
[12:14:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i was considering doing IT work down on a caribbean island up until the roomie asked me to go to TN with him so he'd actually know someone in the state.
[12:13:39] <nick> uruguay is where i'm starting, but also going to check out brazil and argentina from there
[12:13:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> careful down in south merica. stick to brazil if you can. they're the safest and they're still mostly a hole in the wall.
[12:12:32] <nick> i only came back to the UK for work anyway, had no intention of staying
[12:12:06] <nick> each, obviously.
[12:12:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> brutal
[12:11:54] <nick> yeah, that's like the price of a room here in a shared apartment
[12:11:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> me and the roomie are paying under $700/mo for a decent three bedroom house with a yard that's annoyingly big when mowing time comes.
[12:11:31] <nick> so i'm looking more into developing countries, including a trip to south america next month to see what the possibilities are
[12:10:52] <nick> the USA doesn't want me, and to be fair, they've not made it enticing to go over there
[12:09:52] <nick> saving a few inches here, not only saves on material, but adds thousands to the property value
[12:09:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[12:09:38] <nick> as i think i mentioned recently, we're in the zone of making walls thinner, because every inch of floor space counts when the valuation is done
[12:09:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. come on across the pond. you can buy acres and acres here for the price of dirt.
[12:08:47] <nick> which is why i'm working on opting out and going somewhere where life is more simple and a sq ft of land doesn't cost thousands.
[12:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> really bad thing to base the economy on all things considered
[12:08:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:07:58] <nick> so it can't be allowed to happen
[12:07:54] <nick> so any minor fall in house prices, means the voting public becomes a lot poorer, on paper, as that's the only kind of wealth available
[12:07:29] <nick> tying in about 80% of 'private wealth' into property here
[12:07:17] <nick> because that's what our economy is based on, financial services and an inflated housing market off the back of it
[12:07:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's going to lead to a seriously boned economy
[12:06:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, fun.
[12:06:44] <nick> and that's all thats keeping the lights on, the idea that an average property in london will be worth $1.5m in 4 years
[12:06:27] <nick> but the fact is the rest of the country is neck deep in it
[12:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially a slow moving one like housing
[12:06:17] <nick> i'm not in it at all
[12:06:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spose. i dislike playing with bubbles myself. too easy to still be in during the pop.
[12:05:34] <nick> got to flip these properties quick and cheap
[12:05:17] <nick> people need to make the most of the london property bubble, whilst it's still growing
[12:04:38] <nick> you can suspect, but you don't know until you have completed your end on the deal
[12:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, gotcha
[12:04:27] <nick> you dont know they're going to avoid paying until you finish the work
[12:04:16] <nick> i spent almost $20 for 3 hours parking yesterday
[12:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> that avoiding paying part would cause me to avoid working
[12:03:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh
[12:03:50] <nick> and everyone is avoiding paying everyone else, playing people off against each other, withholding information to trick people into taking on more work
[12:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> more power to em i spose
[12:03:20] <nick> that's not the worst situation, right now it's more that i have lots of work, but everyone i'm working for is working an angle and trying to be billionaire from property development
[12:02:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> "the reward for a job well done is more work" is both true and annoying
[12:01:56] <nick> need to make the most of it though, and keep grinding through it for the next few months and hopefully the money will be worth it
[12:00:53] <nick> never been like this before, right now i have too much work and it's grinding me down
[11:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> perils of having plenty of work
[11:59:37] <nick> having to work with other peoples schedules for a change
[11:59:22] <nick> i'm used to more leisurely mornings, but last few months have not been very leisurely
[11:58:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> right there with ya but s/water/coffee/
[11:57:44] <nick> but after the first hour, im either in the van or working, so food and drink has to wait until later
[11:57:17] <nick> a mouthful of water is about all i can manage in the first hour of the day
[11:56:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, even tea would be better than nothing
[11:54:21] <nick> i havnt had a chance to eat or drink anything yet today
[11:54:12] <nick> it might be lunchtime, but it's actually more like breakfast
[11:51:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, if you brits believed in coffee, yawning at lunchtime wouldn't be an issue.
[11:50:43] * nick yawn
[11:38:04] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube video killed the radio star
[11:37:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Youtube Killed the TV Star: How Online Video is Replacing TV - http://sylnt.us - cord-cutters-ftw
[11:30:03] * TheMightyBuzzard ♥s coffee
[11:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes it is.
[11:26:53] <dyingtolive> holy crap it is coffee time.
[11:21:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2075
[11:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[10:12:24] <sea> Anthropocenic.
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[10:04:04] <sea> Still simming?
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[09:14:21] <poutine> chromas, yeah it is dumb naming, and used for buzzword laden conversations
[09:13:30] <chromas> I guess they just kind of renamed it, like renaming "non-interlaced" to "progressive scan"
[09:12:59] <chromas> weren't databases around before sql?
[09:12:30] <poutine> It just is a database of sorts that does not use sql, typically document model, simple key value databases
[09:12:11] <chromas> I just thought it was a buzzword like webscale and cloudshark
[09:11:56] <chromas> ah, so nosql is more of a protocol or something than an implementation
[09:11:39] <chromas> ah, I thought I'd heard similar lines before. Quoting your own wisdom
[09:11:06] <poutine> I said many nosql
[09:11:03] <poutine> wait, mongodb is as well
[09:10:56] <poutine> couchbase also
[09:10:49] <poutine> chromas, solr is technically nosql
[09:10:23] <privilege> ^ 03Wiki: IRC logs
[09:10:22] <poutine> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[09:10:16] <poutine> lol I said some gold stuff in this log
[09:09:53] <poutine> guys how cool would it be if we'd just make slashdot a downloadable zip file, and we just curl the URL and pipe the resulting data through pkunzip, which would output txt files of top level articles, an article.txt, and subfolders to represent comment hierarchies, we can even use filesystem permissions for moderation filters, when we've added out own comments to the tree, we an then do a PUT to a proper restful api, poof slashdot
[09:09:50] <chromas> plus you missed nosql
[09:09:33] <chromas> using systemd's machinectl
[09:09:13] <chromas> how about linux containers? :D
[09:09:04] <poutine> I think we should put a mysql database in a mongodb store and replicate it with couchbase across a SolrCloud Quorum
[09:07:55] <poutine> bro I could totally replicate classic slashdot in a 4 line ruby on rails app delivered through a docker installation packaged in a vagrant vm, slashdotception
[09:04:57] <poutine> very true
[09:04:43] <chromas> should've named it https://pouti.ne
[09:03:55] <poutine> that vote for the name was a farce
[09:03:50] <poutine> I still have to say "soylentnews" is the dumbest name ever
[09:02:29] <chromas> k
[08:55:25] <poutine> it's about there already
[08:55:19] <poutine> when will soylentnews go tits up?
[08:04:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scripts Make the (Proprietary) Cadsoft EAGLE-to-(FOSS) KiCAD Transition Easier - http://sylnt.us - making-foss-tools-even-easier-to-use
[07:53:24] <arti> that's how rumors get started
[07:53:20] <arti> looks like they're leaving together again
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[07:50:47] <arti> http://i.imgur.com
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[07:33:22] <sea> Oh god. I just looked outside and saw this.
[07:33:10] <sea> http://oceanic.space
[07:23:31] <arti> yes.
[07:16:51] <sea> Hookah smoking is a thing?
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[07:03:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hookahs Deliver 125x More Smoke Than Cigarettes - http://sylnt.us - carcinogen
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[06:58:46] <arti> tag
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[06:08:14] <arti> greetings
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[06:02:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Incandescent Bulbs Improved by Nanotechnology - http://sylnt.us - lobbying-for-unban
[05:45:43] <arti> pretty cool history, too.
[05:45:29] <arti> peter naur was a badass
[05:45:22] <arti> yes
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[05:31:36] * Deucalion ventures forth to the sleeping dimension
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[04:59:12] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:51:08] * Bytram is saddened to have just learned that the 'N' in 'BNF' -- Peter Naur -- Passed away on January 3 of this year at the age of 87.
[04:32:02] <Deucalion> Ewww... the mewbs.... the humanity!!!!
[04:31:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Activist Investor Clinton Group Dismantles Imation, Targets Violin - http://sylnt.us - profit-taking-to-the-max
[04:31:29] * SpallsHurgenson jiggles too
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[04:28:05] * juggs jiggles
[04:27:57] Deucalion is now known as juggs
[04:19:10] <SpallsHurgenson> 4th Dimension? Man, I love that song! Devo rocks! :-)
[04:16:13] <privilege> ^ 03Wiki: 4th Dimension (software
[04:16:12] <arti> https://en.wikipedia.org(software)
[04:15:50] <arti> oh, right.
[04:15:47] <arti> !g 4th dimension
[04:15:40] <arti> wasn't 4 dimension a language?
[04:15:05] <Gravis> i'm not unstable, i'm 4 dimensional! https://upload.wikimedia.org
[04:15:00] <Gravis> lol... oh man, that's cold.
[04:14:26] <arti> "nobody thanked the mediterranean sea yet, for accepting the major part of the refugees. What a cold world." -anonymous
[04:13:40] <arti> lol
[04:10:07] <Gravis> that's fine because there is nothing to discuss
[04:09:46] <Bytram> Gravis: I am not interested in discussing this with you.
[04:09:23] <Gravis> Bytram: the anthropic principle is specifically about humans.
[04:09:07] <privilege> ^ 03NFL Votes To Move Rams To Los Angeles, With Option For Chargers To Join Them : The Two-Way : NPR
[04:09:07] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[04:08:56] <Bytram> okay, if you just want to argue this evening, I'm not interested. Am exhausted, and nearly passed out at work.
[04:08:38] <Gravis> Bytram: anywhere you find life, if you find similar conditions, look
[04:08:19] <Gravis> Bytram: no because i did not mention "humans"
[04:07:50] <Bytram> yeha, that's the one!
[04:07:41] <Gravis> Bytram: you mean "anthropic principle"?
[04:07:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I heard that creatures evolved from cats can be found on red dwarfs
[04:06:47] <takyon> big solar flares
[04:06:35] <takyon> since they have instability
[04:06:29] <Bytram> anthropomorphic principal?
[04:06:25] <takyon> i heard that red dwarfs are not good for life
[04:06:09] <Bytram> not saying it's likely, but given how LARGE space is, it makes for an intersting thought experiement
[04:06:07] <Gravis> Bytram: a much better bet is to look for places similar to places known to harbor life.
[04:05:51] <Bytram> but, being faint, they would be harder for us to see.
[04:05:40] <Bytram> keep reading; they note that around red dwarfs, the opportunities improve greatly
[04:04:54] <Gravis> Bytram: sure, they'll say it "could" but then tell you why it's unlikely.
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[04:02:06] <privilege> ^ 03Globular clusters could harbour space-faring civilisations - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[04:02:05] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[03:58:39] <privilege> ^ 03Maps Page on Australia
[03:58:38] <Gravis> hmm... i'm beginning to understand why AU is so sparsely populated: http://maps.unomaha.edu
[03:58:27] * exec spontaneously flings an assfull of glowballs at cmn32480
[03:58:25] <chromas> ~g'night cmn32480
[03:56:29] * exec suspiciously postulates a spoon of Debian towards everybody_else
[03:56:27] <cmn32480> ~gnight everybody_else
[03:56:16] * exec brazenly tosses a toilet bowl of dag to chromas
[03:56:14] <cmn32480> ~gnight chromas
[03:56:07] * exec unjustifiably throws a bathtub of beer at SpallsHurgenson
[03:56:05] <cmn32480> ~gnight SpallsHurgenson
[03:55:57] * exec allegedly blows a buzz saw of boogers at sirfinkus
[03:55:55] <cmn32480> ~gnight sirfinkus
[03:55:45] * SpallsHurgenson hides food around the room and watches kitteh scamper about looking for the treats
[03:55:44] <cmn32480> good try though!
[03:55:35] <SirFinkus> night cmn32480
[03:55:32] <SirFinkus> night chromas
[03:54:56] * exec brazenly postulates a spoon of skittles towards #soylent
[03:54:55] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:53:21] <privilege> ^ 03Dawn's December deep-dive's haul of images arrives • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[03:53:20] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[03:47:48] <SpallsHurgenson> not everyone :-/
[03:47:14] <SirFinkus> I do too
[03:47:14] * chromas gives SirFinkus a subscription to the internet
[03:47:07] <SirFinkus> "naive" is the wrong word, I'm fully aware people argue in bad faith
[03:44:43] <SirFinkus> which is naive, but w/e
[03:44:37] <SirFinkus> assume they're arguing in good faith
[03:44:30] <SirFinkus> but I try to give people the benefit of the doubt
[03:44:17] <SirFinkus> probably not
[03:43:49] <cmn32480> but think about this: do you think she will care?
[03:43:19] <cmn32480> if that is your goal, I wish you the best.
[03:42:03] <SirFinkus> at the very least, she'd know that someone didn't buy her curriculum
[03:41:44] <cmn32480> and suck all the knowledge possible form the good ones
[03:41:38] <SirFinkus> it's not like I'd be slacking or anything
[03:41:30] <SirFinkus> just generally be a pain in the ass
[03:41:18] <SirFinkus> if I don't, I can escalate to the dean or w/e
[03:41:12] <cmn32480> the key to college (at least in my experience) was to get in adn get out wiht as little brainwashing as possible form the shitty teaCHERS
[03:41:00] <SirFinkus> for instance, in that last essay prompt, I could write a persuasive essay that disagrees with it, and likely get at least a passing grade if it's written well
[03:40:21] <cmn32480> fighting the system is great, but you are spending a shitton of money to get your degree..
[03:40:05] <cmn32480> you are possibly correct
[03:39:04] <SirFinkus> bullshit
[03:38:59] <cmn32480> sometime participating in the system is the only way to get to the end reult you require
[03:38:56] <SirFinkus> I'm re-enforcing her beliefs
[03:38:46] <SirFinkus> I'm not "getting one over on her" by writing doublspeak essays
[03:38:19] <SirFinkus> but it isn't even playing the system, it's participating in the system
[03:38:15] <cmn32480> it took me until I flunked out adn got drunk wiht my advisor after the fact to get this figured out
[03:37:40] <cmn32480> it is playing the fixed system to get your degree adn get the fuck out of college
[03:37:18] <cmn32480> no
[03:37:10] <SirFinkus> which endorses her views, even if I give her a bad review
[03:36:44] <cmn32480> therefore, you go along with it and give her back what she wants to hear, then write her a shitty review after youg et your grade
[03:36:41] <SirFinkus> anyway, I don't know wtf it is I've gotten into
[03:36:18] <cmn32480> in reality, anthropology is the study of whateverthefuck your teacher wants it to be.
[03:35:50] <SirFinkus> no idea chromas
[03:35:40] <cmn32480> that'd be a good class
[03:35:24] <cmn32480> so it is a cultural phenomenon, and the people participating in it are reliving history by resegregating themselves from the rest of society
[03:35:24] <SirFinkus> which I believe is well within the realm of science
[03:35:21] <chromas> is your teacher a liberal arts major?
[03:35:16] <SirFinkus> and then examine the societal ramifications of certain subcultures
[03:34:53] <SirFinkus> given a people's history
[03:34:48] <SirFinkus> my thoughts where that anthropology would be studying how cultures and customs developed
[03:34:46] <cmn32480> ok
[03:34:39] <cmn32480> his ass should really have a Superman logo on it
[03:34:32] <SirFinkus> it's a cultural phenomenon, whether you care about it or not
[03:34:04] <chromas> the sign will only encourage more jokes
[03:33:54] <cmn32480> to me, page 2 news at best
[03:33:38] <fliptop> chromas: i don't think that guys is joking
[03:33:37] <cmn32480> Black Lives Matter is a cultural phenomenon to some
[03:33:22] <cmn32480> take current culture
[03:33:14] <cmn32480> and culture is opinionated as fuck
[03:33:00] <cmn32480> SirFinkus - it is history, but it is not history that can be related to any significant fact. Anthropology is the study of cultural history, I I remember right
[03:32:25] <SirFinkus> no, he's browner and has a nicer ass
[03:32:22] <chromas> "Please, no jokes"
[03:32:14] <cmn32480> prolly
[03:32:09] <chromas> is that EF in the pic?
[03:31:49] <SirFinkus> it's fucking history
[03:31:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I learned something once. it hurt
[03:31:43] <SirFinkus> it shouldn't be a soft science
[03:31:29] <cmn32480> like any soft science
[03:31:27] <fliptop> http://i303.photobucket.com
[03:31:22] <SirFinkus> which is utter bullshit if you think about it for more than 5 seconds
[03:31:20] <cmn32480> so you learned somethign.
[03:31:05] <SirFinkus> instead I learn the field is useless because it's all "arbitrary"
[03:30:52] <SirFinkus> how so? I was hoping I'd learn about the development of languages and customs from around the world
[03:30:29] <cmn32480> just naked pictures
[03:30:25] <cmn32480> I didn't say I wanted them of you.
[03:30:07] <SirFinkus> if you want naked pictures of me cmn32480, all you have to do is ask
[03:30:02] <cmn32480> then it serves you right
[03:29:53] <cmn32480> complete w/ naked pictures like the rest of tumblr
[03:29:47] <SirFinkus> I didn't strictly have to take it, I was interested in it
[03:29:37] <cmn32480> give them what they want and move on
[03:29:34] <chromas> just go with it and then write a tumblr post about it later :D
[03:29:27] <cmn32480> and I know it is bullshit
[03:29:21] <cmn32480> seeing as tehy say I have to take it
[03:29:04] <cmn32480> I'd rather not get a shitty grade in the class
[03:28:50] <SirFinkus> I'd rather be a martyr
[03:28:49] <cmn32480> i agree
[03:28:39] <SirFinkus> I object to that, since that's an implicit endorsement of her way of thinking
[03:28:13] <cmn32480> but it was the only way to make the pain stop
[03:28:01] <cmn32480> I hated classes like that
[03:27:56] <cmn32480> fastest way around it it to parrot what she wants to hear and move on
[03:27:35] <SirFinkus> I prodded her on the "culture is arbitrary" point and came away more confused about her position than when I came in
[03:26:41] <SirFinkus> may sound cocky, but I've never had trouble with any of my classes on this level before
[03:26:23] <SirFinkus> either I'm not understanding the curriculum (which is probably her fault) or the curriculum is just all bullshit
[03:26:05] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[03:25:40] <cmn32480> explains why I flunked out after my firt junior year
[03:25:29] <cmn32480> I had a lot of those in college
[03:25:18] <SirFinkus> I suspect that she's just a bad teacher
[03:25:08] <SirFinkus> probably, I wouldn't put it down to anything partisan though
[03:24:54] <SirFinkus> I'm learning about anthropology, rather than anthropology
[03:24:47] <cmn32480> so... it is taught by a Democrat?
[03:24:30] <SirFinkus> it's turning into "explain why this viewpoint is right, and this one is wrong"
[03:24:27] <cmn32480> parrot back what the teacher wants to hear and move on
[03:24:11] <cmn32480> sure sounds like it
[03:24:03] <SirFinkus> I'm getting really fucking annoyed with this class
[03:22:56] <chromas> with 3/17 commandments
[03:22:55] <cmn32480> duh?
[03:22:41] <chromas> oh wait a minute, if morals are a subset of culture, then christians are appropriating jewish culture
[03:22:32] <SirFinkus> if they were, we'd still have slavery and human sacrifice
[03:22:22] <SirFinkus> "moral relativism" is touted around as bad, but I think it's a damn good thing that our morals aren't set it stone
[03:21:43] <SirFinkus> I'd be fine if they just said they were related
[03:21:02] <chromas> with many, many footnotes
[03:21:01] <SirFinkus> I'm sure I'll do well on that assignment
[03:20:49] <SirFinkus> and make my case for the opposit
[03:20:36] <SirFinkus> I might just risk writing on the contradictions in the prompt
[03:19:23] <SirFinkus> this may require some doublethink
[03:19:10] <SirFinkus> according to the damn textbook
[03:19:06] <SirFinkus> uhng, this assignment, I have to explain how cultural relativism and moral relativism aren't related, but morals are a subset of culture
[03:10:09] <takyon> if you like that watch some of the kickstarter crap vids
[03:07:25] <takyon> yes that's good
[03:07:04] <chromas> I like that he's got a good mic but doesn't shove it in his face like I see on youtube (and radio shows) a lot
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[03:06:21] <cmn32480> guess that is only a sport in Utah.
[03:05:51] <chromas> Two wives enter, cross their arms and turn away from each other. Only on pay-per-view!
[03:05:48] <cmn32480> some days I wish I could get the silent treatment
[03:05:28] <privilege> ^ 03TOSSING TRASH INTO GRAND CANYON || 1Up Box [December 2015] - YouTube
[03:05:26] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:05:20] <chromas> Is that like two women giving each other the silent treatment?
[03:04:32] <takyon> unboxing videos can be good
[03:04:02] <cmn32480> apparently I quit
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[03:02:02] <privilege> ^ 03Kentucky spies stricken: Ban on web snaps of horror accidents mulled • The Register
[03:02:01] <takyon> gonna submit this: http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:00:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Expedition Probes Undersea Magma System - http://sylnt.us - what-happens-if-we-get-a-clog
[02:57:56] <cmn32480> that was a good movie
[02:57:42] <Bender> karma - t: 2
[02:57:42] <SpallsHurgenson> t++
[02:52:32] <Bender> karma - tea: 524
[02:52:32] <cmn32480> tea++
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[02:37:39] * SpallsHurgenson fires up Jade Empire
[02:37:31] <SpallsHurgenson> ninjad :)
[02:37:29] <cmn32480> you'll fight wiht expert timing
[02:37:22] <cmn32480> it'll be just a little bit frightening
[02:37:14] <SpallsHurgenson> it may be a little bit frightening
[02:37:08] <SpallsHurgenson> I expect my kicks will be fast as lightning
[02:37:03] <cmn32480> HI YA!
[02:36:57] <SpallsHurgenson> alright, time for some kung-fu fighting
[02:36:46] <fliptop> the candy bar looks short or something
[02:36:39] <cmn32480> thanks
[02:36:33] <cmn32480> ok
[02:36:31] <cmn32480> silkscreened
[02:36:18] <fliptop> it's not stitched
[02:35:56] <cmn32480> that stitched or silk screened?
[02:35:48] <fliptop> the url is different
[02:35:34] <fliptop> http://www.peacecomputers.com
[02:35:31] <fliptop> polo:
[02:35:25] <fliptop> http://www.peacecomputers.com
[02:35:22] <fliptop> hoodie swag pic:
[02:34:29] <cmn32480> that explains why you can't wear pants
[02:33:51] <SpallsHurgenson> I got smacked with a trademarked aesc once; it left a right nasty scar
[02:33:14] <cmn32480> better?
[02:33:07] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with white privilege
[02:33:07] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[02:32:11] <SpallsHurgenson> ow, a copyrighted eth; that's gotta be painful.
[02:31:18] <chromas> that doesn't feel right
[02:30:59] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with ð©
[02:30:59] <chromas> #smake chromas
[02:30:48] <chromas> why did it take so long for me to get that?
[02:29:16] <cmn32480> how dull
[02:29:14] <cmn32480> unboxing videos? two guys dancing around a square facing away from each other?
[02:28:46] <cmn32480> and live in the same general direction
[02:28:39] <cmn32480> odd, since I ordered at the same time as you
[02:28:26] <cmn32480> mine won't be here 'till Friday
[02:28:20] <cmn32480> booooo
[02:27:52] <chromas> and does it blend?
[02:27:35] <chromas> we need unboxing vidyas
[02:27:16] * cmn32480 forgot to look at the tracking
[02:26:51] <fliptop> and, if mrcoolbp is around, i got the swag today. i'm gonna take a few pics of it now...
[02:26:19] <SirFinkus> people on the freeway here were slowed down to about 35, which is pretty slow considering how used to rain we all are
[02:25:51] <cmn32480> it stopped raiing before I got in my car after work
[02:25:43] <SirFinkus> it was a pretty good rainstorm though
[02:25:34] <SirFinkus> oh, I drove another 12 miles in the rain
[02:25:25] <cmn32480> it drizzled on my car
[02:25:06] <SirFinkus> I walked 6 miles in the pouring rain today, that's the extent of my transportation excitement
[02:25:02] <cmn32480> I can never keep track
[02:24:51] <SpallsHurgenson> driving is always better if you are in a tank
[02:24:35] <fliptop> heh
[02:24:30] <SirFinkus> would have helped if he was in a tank too
[02:24:08] <fliptop> it woulda helped if he'd had snow tires and 4x4 instead of all-season and FWD
[02:23:48] <SirFinkus> that's always scarier, you've got to manage your momentum just right
[02:23:41] <cmn32480> obviously that was a poor choice
[02:23:25] <fliptop> the guy who got sideways was trying to come up the hill
[02:23:15] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 34°F / 1°C, cloudy, wind W at 21 mph, humidity 55% - Tuesday cloudy (22°F:44°F / -6°C:7°C), Wednesday sunny (23°F:29°F / -5°C:-2°C), Thursday partly cloudy (32°F:46°F / 0°C:8°C), Friday scattered showers (38°F:49°F / 3°C:9°C)
[02:23:14] <cmn32480> ~weather
[02:23:13] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 45°F / 7°C, light rain showers, wind N at 3 mph, humidity 96% - Tuesday rain (42°F:45°F / 6°C:7°C), Wednesday showers (37°F:47°F / 3°C:8°C), Thursday rain (39°F:43°F / 4°C:6°C), Friday showers (42°F:47°F / 6°C:8°C)
[02:23:12] <fliptop> pretty much
[02:23:11] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[02:23:02] <exec> 10Bangkok, Thailand - currently 81°F / 27°C, mostly sunny, wind E at 6 mph, humidity 74% - Wednesday showers (77°F:92°F / 25°C:33°C), Thursday partly cloudy (77°F:90°F / 25°C:32°C), Friday partly cloudy (78°F:90°F / 26°C:32°C), Saturday scattered showers (79°F:90°F / 26°C:32°C)
[02:23:01] <SpallsHurgenson> ~weather
[02:22:58] <SirFinkus> but I get everybody was on the same page as far as the amount of caution it required
[02:22:54] <cmn32480> keeps yer Scoth cold
[02:22:50] <fliptop> someone got sideways at the bottom and the sheriff had the road closed for a while
[02:22:39] <SpallsHurgenson> ice? you mean the stuff you put in your drink?
[02:22:35] <fliptop> it was sketchy for sure
[02:22:28] <SirFinkus> oh man
[02:22:18] <fliptop> no, it's ice on asphalt
[02:22:09] <cmn32480> India-ther news... fliptop drove in snow
[02:22:09] <SpallsHurgenson> wow... that must've been a huge cocaine explosion
[02:22:07] <SirFinkus> is that gravel?
[02:21:50] <fliptop> that was coming down off the hill this morning, it took an hour
[02:21:44] <SirFinkus> heh, that looks fun
[02:21:40] <fliptop> http://www.peacecomputers.com
[02:21:34] <fliptop> sorry
[02:21:32] <fliptop> http://www.peacecomputers.com
[02:21:24] <SirFinkus> oh?
[02:21:24] <fliptop> 20160112_004.jpg
[02:21:18] <fliptop> SirFinkus: got a couple of pics for ya
[02:21:04] * SpallsHurgenson mostly frequents the green site (better articles and comments :)
[02:20:54] <cmn32480> now I feel like a freaking Turkey
[02:20:37] <cmn32480> I thought the article was Germain to the article
[02:20:22] <chromas> Israel funny in here
[02:20:07] <cmn32480> I do all this russian around and get no love
[02:19:25] <cmn32480> I feel like Egypt me!
[02:19:21] <SpallsHurgenson> :)
[02:19:11] <cmn32480> Yemen to say that you don't read the stories on the site and only hang out in IRC?
[02:19:09] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't actually read soylent :)
[02:18:41] <cmn32480> Kuwait just a minute, whatdayamean you don't know what I'm talking about?
[02:18:20] <cmn32480> but I can only get away with those stories 'cuz Iraq
[02:18:00] * SpallsHurgenson has no idea what cmn32480 is talking about
[02:17:41] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, well, how 'bout those <insert name of local sports franchise here>?
[02:17:38] <cmn32480> you know the Iran story that I ran
[02:17:23] <cmn32480> tired and a bit beat up feeling after the comments on that Iran story
[02:17:08] <cmn32480> nah
[02:15:20] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... ummm... say, don't you have some puns to make?
[02:14:04] * cmn32480 extends hand to SpallsHurgenson
[02:14:01] <chromas> "This is totally liquid soap on my hand"
[02:13:54] * cmn32480 takes a shower w/ lotsa soap
[02:13:18] <SpallsHurgenson> at least not until I see you thoroughly wash them first
[02:10:55] <SpallsHurgenson> although I won't be shaking your hand when you come back :)
[02:10:28] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm not being judgmental.
[02:10:16] <cmn32480> dude... he's 85... and still looks awesome...
[02:09:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I think cmn32480 is going to need a few minutes alone
[02:07:33] * cmn32480 swoons
[02:07:29] <cmn32480> and starred Sean Connery
[02:06:55] <SpallsHurgenson> well, "The Rock" was set in San Francisco...
[02:06:33] * AndyTheAbsurd 's brain decide "The Rock" was the title of the movie you were watching
[02:06:32] <cmn32480> I'm about to have a real one...
[02:06:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> brain fart
[02:06:11] <SpallsHurgenson> Who?
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[02:05:50] <chromas> guy with the time machine found
[02:05:23] <SpallsHurgenson> well, unless you are 17 or 18 now... it came out earlier this year
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[02:04:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think I watched that once...when I was 17 or 18...even on teenage-me, it didn't leave a very good impression.
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[02:03:21] <SpallsHurgenson> "San Andreas", starring the Rock! :)
[02:03:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> what movie you watching, Spalls?
[02:01:46] * cmn32480 gives SpallsHurgenson a Girl Scout cookie (made with real Girl Scouts)
[02:00:33] <SpallsHurgenson> has anybody ever been this rich in cookies before? I think not!
[02:00:17] <SpallsHurgenson> whoa! cooooooooooookkkkiiiiiiiiiesssssssss!
[01:59:54] * cmn32480 gives SpallsHurgenson 2 cookies
[01:59:23] <SpallsHurgenson> (and the movie just got even stupider... its past the stupidity event horizon now)
[01:53:06] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: yeah, there is no getting out of the Microsoft spy program
[01:52:36] <Gravis> such fickle modders
[01:52:11] <privilege> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:5, Insightful)
[01:52:11] <privilege> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[01:52:10] <Gravis> i find it odd that this comment didn't get modded up at all because it seem on target: https://soylentnews.org i mean, it's better than other posts i've written that people mod up that just seem obvious: https://soylentnews.org
[01:50:45] <SpallsHurgenson> just use gwxkill
[01:50:37] <chromas> 'til they change the name
[01:50:24] <chromas> Maybe malware tools could be used to blacklist gwx.exe from running
[01:49:30] <SpallsHurgenson> MS certainly is burning a lot of people's trust by being so pushy with Win10 (and they weren't considered that trustworthy to begin with, although they had been moving in the right direction until recently)
[01:46:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> The entirety of that article should consist of "Don't use operating systems from Microsoft"
[01:46:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> < privilege> ^ Confirmed: How to stop Windows 10 forcing itself onto PCs – your essential guide • The Register
[01:45:50] * AndyTheAbsurd checks in pants, finds penis intact, assumes his privelege is also intact.
[01:45:36] <SpallsHurgenson> (just when I think this movie can't get stupider...)
[01:42:41] <takyon> better check that privilege
[01:42:34] <takyon> typical
[01:42:10] <privilege> ^ 03.ng-hide .error-content { display: none; text-align: center; font-family: 'Segoe UI'; padding-bottom: 12px; } .error-content h2 { margin-top: 8px; margin-bottom: 24px; color: black; } if (!window.angular) { document.onreadystatechange = function () { if (document.readyState == "complete") { document.getElementById('e...
[01:42:10] <takyon> https://support.microsoft.com
[01:42:01] <privilege> ^ 03Confirmed: How to stop Windows 10 forcing itself onto PCs – your essential guide • The Register
[01:42:00] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:39:59] <takyon> hang on
[01:39:44] <SpallsHurgenson> ... except now apparently ms is purpisefully reversing the registry setting
[01:39:25] <SpallsHurgenson> of course, seeing as how microsoft keeps trying to reinstall kb3035583 if you're not careful, the registry setting isn't a bad idea...
[01:38:35] <SpallsHurgenson> but if you don't have gwx.exe installed at all, the registry setting is sort of redundant :)
[01:38:18] <SpallsHurgenson> kb3035583 installs gwx.exe. the registry setting supposedly tells it not to install win10.
[01:36:55] <takyon> their solution actually involved editing the registry
[01:36:54] <SpallsHurgenson> that's pretty much the best way (although they do try to slip it back in while youre not looking :)
[01:36:14] <SpallsHurgenson> uninstall kb3035583
[01:36:07] <takyon> are they saying those don't work
[01:36:01] <takyon> didn't Microsoft publish instructions on how to kill GWX
[01:35:49] <SpallsHurgenson> god, the movie "San Andreas" is one of the stupidest I've seen in a while... even for one starring the Rock
[01:27:42] <SpallsHurgenson> does that mean I don't get a cookie after all?
[01:18:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> re: theregister.co.uk link: Internet of Shit, as usual.
[01:01:01] <SpallsHurgenson> super secret extra bonus cookie!
[01:00:52] <privilege> ^ 03One Ring to pwn them all: IoT doorbell can reveal your Wi-Fi key • The Register
[01:00:51] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:59:04] <SpallsHurgenson> now I get a bonus cookie!
[00:59:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Top Executives Leave IBM as Ginni Rometty's Reorg Unfolds - http://sylnt.us - big-blue's-balls-are-in-the-air
[00:58:43] <privilege> ^ 03Fortinet tries to explain weird SSH 'backdoor' discovered in firewalls • The Register
[00:58:42] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:47:45] <SpallsHurgenson> now gimme a cookie!
[00:47:09] <privilege> ^ 03Breaking the DRM on the 1982 Apple ][+ port of Burger Time / Boing Boing
[00:47:08] <SpallsHurgenson> http://boingboing.net
[00:46:51] <privilege> ^ 03Banishing 'Get Windows 10' nagware isn't as easy as you think | InfoWorld
[00:46:50] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.infoworld.com
[00:46:30] <cmn32480> go submit a story or sumthin'
[00:39:18] <SpallsHurgenson> if that means nothing to you, then you probably weren't born yet in the 80s.
[00:37:10] <SpallsHurgenson> I forget how it goes but it ends with me dumping the ***** off on the next block.
[00:34:59] <chromas> Turn back he Alzheimer's cock
[00:33:44] <SpallsHurgenson> Hickory dickery dock.
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