#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-12

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[00:37:26] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[00:37:27] <privilege> ^ 03No Pants Subway Ride 2016 - YouTube
[00:40:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rejoice, Penguinistas, Linux 4.4 is Upon Us - http://sylnt.us - only-4.4?-Windows-is-version-10!
[00:43:28] <SpallsHurgenson> never fear; while Linux slowly advances, Windows will forever more remain at v10 :)
[00:46:26] <SpallsHurgenson> hell, if linux borrows some developers from mozilla, it can get to v11 by... next Tuesday?
[00:47:22] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls
[00:48:44] <SpallsHurgenson> <gasp> I've been seen! I stand exposed!
[00:49:38] <BadCoderFinger> It's okay, my screen automatically tracks and adds pants.
[00:54:33] * SpallsHurgenson looks in the fridge and sighs, "there's that salad again..."
[00:55:31] <BadCoderFinger> Leftover salad?
[00:56:34] <SpallsHurgenson> no, fresh (well, fresh-ish). but still salad.
[00:57:02] <BadCoderFinger> That'll work. And the only one questioning your masculinity is the cat.
[00:57:13] <BadCoderFinger> Luckily, I only see pants.
[01:02:36] <BadCoderFinger> And by the way, you should change your webcam password. IHAVENOPANTS is just too easy.
[01:03:29] <SpallsHurgenson> odd, my webcams not plugged in.
[01:05:08] <BadCoderFinger> It's ok. I overvolted the port to jump the spark gap.
[01:05:25] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:05:30] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Bytram!
[01:05:36] <chromas> spark-fi
[01:05:40] <SpallsHurgenson> that's some gap; the 'cam is in the other room
[01:05:48] <BadCoderFinger> Hey chromas! How are you guys?
[01:05:54] <Bytram> BadCoderFinger: g'day!
[01:06:17] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: Yeah, I may have voided the warranty, you're getting 240 volts on that port now.
[01:06:37] <chromas> g'doy
[01:06:40] <chromas> /accent
[01:07:07] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, what accent were you going for?
[01:07:25] <SpallsHurgenson> sounded Austrian to me
[01:08:19] <Bytram> it was just misspelled... he meant it as a command: "Axe Ent"... and the Ents are none too pleased!
[01:08:45] <BadCoderFinger> Avoid annoyed Ents.
[01:09:52] * SpallsHurgenson is relieved that Bytram has none of cmn32480's mastery of puns
[01:58:16] <SirFinkus> cmn32480 is a master puntificator
[02:07:08] <SpallsHurgenson> His puns are a torment to all.
[02:07:42] <Bytram> did I hear you say a pun tournament?
[02:08:09] <SpallsHurgenson> No. Nonononono. Absolutely no. No pun tournament.
[02:08:57] <Bytram> http://www.amazon.com
[02:08:59] <privilege> ^ 03Get Thee to a Punnery: An Anthology of Intentional Assaults Upon the English Language: Richard Lederer: 0094171182139: Amazon.com: Books
[02:11:00] * Bytram has a signed copy =)
[02:11:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Help "Smarter Every Day" Interview the President - http://sylnt.us - boxers-or-briefs
[02:15:44] <cmn32480> Thank you SirFinkus
[02:16:44] <cmn32480> SpallsHurgenson, what is this about a pun tournament?
[02:17:13] <SpallsHurgenson> so pretty sad about David Bowie, eh?
[02:17:38] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: I think so.
[02:18:09] <cmn32480> David Who?
[02:18:55] <SpallsHurgenson> Ziggy played guitar.
[02:20:31] <BadCoderFinger> (I was expecting a pun there...)
[02:21:32] <SpallsHurgenson> no, no. Bowie is dead. can't pun on a dead bowie.
[02:22:03] <BadCoderFinger> I'm not sure that's a rule written in stone.
[02:22:21] <Bytram> I used to use a dry stone to sharpen my bowie knife
[02:25:15] <BadCoderFinger> I prefer to sharpen with an oiled stone. I seem to get better results.
[02:25:26] <SpallsHurgenson> oh man, look at those cavemen go; it's the freakiest show.
[02:27:30] <SpallsHurgenson> Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
[02:32:57] <SpallsHurgenson> And when I get excited my little China girl says, "Oh baby, just you shut your mouth"
[02:38:07] * cmn32480 rattles the submission tim
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[02:39:26] <chromas> You made him Runaway
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[02:40:05] * BadCoderFinger notes that Runaway has a fear of the submission tin rattling.
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[02:40:59] * SpallsHurgenson never got his cookies the last time he scrounged up some stories for the queue
[02:41:41] <cmn32480> SpallsHurgenson never subbed them either
[02:42:34] * chromas gives SpallsHurgenson "d0a1f8eab3f1cc666357b370a6450c8331448064031"
[02:44:17] <BadCoderFinger> chromas: Heh!
[02:45:42] * cmn32480 passes SpallsHurgenson 8008135!
[02:45:55] <cmn32480> in lieu of the cookies... whcich weren't that good
[02:46:36] <chromas> Hey, now, I worked my finger to the bone, clicking my way through Firefox to dig out that old, dusty cookie!
[02:47:31] <cmn32480> dusty cookoies taste stale... and dusty
[02:48:00] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[02:48:01] <privilege> ^ 03ISIS burns fighters alive for letting Ramadi fall | Fox News
[02:48:28] <cmn32480> good
[02:48:31] <BadCoderFinger> Well, they sound like a friendly bunch.
[02:48:43] <cmn32480> saves bullets
[02:48:46] <SirFinkus> they sound like a bunch of flamers
[02:48:53] <SirFinkus> I guess things are heating up
[02:48:55] <cmn32480> now if they woudl all just join the funeral pyre.. we'd be set
[02:49:05] <cmn32480> wood you stop?
[02:49:08] <chromas> SirFinkus: 'cause they're not allowed to use lube
[02:49:13] <cmn32480> you are no match for me
[02:49:30] <SirFinkus> I don't know about that, there's a lot at stake
[02:49:45] * BadCoderFinger tries to see if Spalls is going to complain about puns...
[02:49:55] <cmn32480> that's tar-iffic... we should pitch that idea
[02:49:57] <Runaway1956> I only see that headline on Fox - wonder if it's true or not . . .
[02:50:16] <SirFinkus> oh cmn32480, you're such a gas
[02:50:51] <cmn32480> oil think about joining this pun fest
[02:51:11] <SirFinkus> we all know you have a burning desire
[02:51:25] <cmn32480> c'mon baby... light my fire
[02:51:37] <SirFinkus> burn baby burn
[02:51:43] <cmn32480> disco inferno!
[02:51:58] <SirFinkus> we really should form a charcoalalition to address this
[02:52:29] <cmn32480> only when the Kings-ford the Tigris River
[02:53:01] <cmn32480> if we find survivors, we can grill them
[02:53:07] <cmn32480> for answers, I mean
[02:53:39] <SirFinkus> out of the frying pan, into the fire for them I guess
[02:54:03] <cmn32480> anybody want some roasted nuts?
[02:55:02] <chromas> Are they salty?
[02:55:23] <chromas> or glazed?
[02:55:23] <cmn32480> and chocolate
[02:55:37] <Runaway1956> Story could be fake propaganda - that Fox story is the only one I've found - of course DAESH burnt some "spies" back in August
[02:55:56] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[02:55:56] <privilege> ^ 03CHEF - CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS 1998 - YouTube
[02:56:13] <cmn32480> jordanian pilot early in the year
[02:56:33] <Runaway1956> Yeah, and some woman who objected to some weird sex acts
[02:57:17] <cmn32480> tossed gays off buildings
[02:57:19] <SirFinkus> I've grown weary of people moralizing about isis
[02:57:49] <SirFinkus> their complaints have no legitimacy if they don't simultaneously condemn Saudi Arabia
[02:58:19] <Runaway1956> BINGO!!! Saudi Arabia seems to be the root of all evil in Islam
[02:58:21] <cmn32480> and every other arab nation
[02:58:34] <cmn32480> follow the $$
[02:59:02] <Runaway1956> https://bangordailynews.com
[02:59:03] <privilege> ^ 03Rockland man sues to keep gun he used to shoot alleged robber ? Midcoast ? Bangor Daily News ? BDN Maine
[03:02:58] <Runaway1956> TheMightyBuzzard awake?
[03:03:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[03:03:29] <cmn32480> says TheMightyBuzzard grouchily
[03:03:43] <Runaway1956> Installed 4.3.3-2-ck with it's Brain Fuck Scheduler today
[03:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleepily. clock says bedtime.
[03:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads
[03:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's sposed to be a decent one, despite the name.
[03:04:25] <Runaway1956> Liquorix I was already used to, from Debian - this is my first go around with BFS
[03:04:54] <Runaway1956> .
[03:04:54] <Runaway1956> #. OS: Bluestar x86_64
[03:04:54] <Runaway1956> /;# Hostname: bluestar
[03:04:54] <Runaway1956> #;## Kernel: 4.3.3-2-ck
[03:04:54] <Runaway1956> /###' Uptime: 0:01
[03:04:55] <Runaway1956> ;#\ #; Window Manager: Enlightenment
[03:04:57] <Runaway1956> +### .## Packages: 1431
[03:04:59] <Runaway1956> +#### ;### RAM: -17779 MB / 18131 MB
[03:05:01] <Runaway1956> ###### #####; CPU: Six-Core AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 2425 HE
[03:05:03] <Runaway1956> ####### ###### Shell: Bash
[03:05:07] <Runaway1956> ######## ######## Root FS: 11G / 22G (ext4)
[03:05:09] <Runaway1956> .########;;########\
[03:05:11] <Runaway1956> .########; ;#######
[03:05:13] <Runaway1956> #########. .########`
[03:05:15] <Runaway1956> ######' '######
[03:05:17] <Runaway1956> ;#### ####;
[03:05:19] <Runaway1956> ##' '##
[03:05:20] <chromas> slkdj flsdkjf ^CARRIER LOST
[03:05:21] <Runaway1956> #' `#
[03:05:23] <Runaway1956>
[03:07:11] <Runaway1956> You go to bed, Buzz - I'm headed off to work
[03:07:28] <chromas> Why is your RAM negative?
[03:07:57] <Runaway1956> Ram is negative because I start up machine, then take the ram back out?
[03:08:22] <Runaway1956> I never figured out why that neg sign is there
[03:08:25] <chromas> That makes sense
[03:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy. i'm back to coding SN tomorrow.
[03:08:53] <cmn32480> WOO HOO!
[03:13:52] <SpallsHurgenson> and just when they finally got it working right too...
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[03:30:58] <Deucalion> My word... so many scrollback pings.... did the world end?
[03:35:21] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, you can ping me at 2 minute intervals while I sleep if you like. makes no odds to me, my clients are closed just the bouncer in here at that time. Just means I get a festival of pings when I next connect :) /me knows the use of the word "pings" there is cringe worthy... notifications, bubbles, pop-ups... choose your poison haters... you know what I mean :P
[03:35:40] <SirFinkus> aww, that's no fun
[03:35:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whoup coffee
[03:35:51] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: TheMightyBuzzard: 1153, crutchy: 1097, Bytram: 265, Blackmoore: 237, chromas: 91, cmn32480: 87, crutchy_: 53, mrcoolbp: 29, TheMightyLaptop: 22, cmn32480|away: 22, Ethanol-fueled: 21, paulej72: 20, mechanicjay: 20, arti: 18, mattie_p: 16, MrBluze: 15, AndyTheAbsurd: 14, Bytram|away: 13, everdred: 12, TK: 12, Alberto: 10, exec: 9, CoolHand: 8, crutchy__: - 3 more
[03:36:03] <cmn32480> wut?
[03:36:04] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers and goes back to bed
[03:36:22] <cmn32480> yer a fucker TheMightyBuzzard
[03:36:25] <chromas> One ping. One ping only
[03:37:11] <Deucalion> You think I have a computing device in my bedroom? Fuck that... my bedroom is luddite... it has a comfy bed and absolute darkness. I sleep well :D
[03:37:42] <cmn32480> told ya so SirFinkus!@
[03:38:20] <SirFinkus> I have an attack for that planned
[03:38:29] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[03:38:31] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 40°F / 4°C, clear, wind W at 13 mph, humidity 90% - Tuesday scattered showers (36°F:45°F / 2°C:7°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (32°F:45°F / 0°C:7°C), Thursday rain and snow (29°F:36°F / -2°C:2°C), Friday rain (30°F:42°F / -1°C:6°C)
[03:38:33] <cmn32480> throwing stoes at his window?
[03:38:50] <Deucalion> That would piss me off
[03:39:30] <cmn32480> uh huh
[03:39:43] <cmn32480> good think SirFinkus is 5000 miles away
[03:40:01] <Deucalion> I'd say so... that'd be some throwing arm
[03:40:21] <cmn32480> nick, however, is figuratively down the street
[03:40:57] <cmn32480> ther are what, 50-60 windows in all of London? shoudln't take that long
[03:41:31] <SirFinkus> I've been developing an energy weapon with that kind of rang
[03:41:32] <SirFinkus> e
[03:41:37] <SirFinkus> don't get cocky
[03:42:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - These 3D-Printed Electrodes for Screens Are Transparent - http://sylnt.us - only-wafer-then
[03:43:33] <Deucalion> I think it would be only polite of me to mention that I am mild mannered right up until the point I am not. Throwing stones at my windows would rapidly pitch me towards "not". Given police response times in the UK, you better be sure of your position when pitching stones here abouts. ~rawr~ or something equally scary :D
[03:45:00] * Deucalion jiggles like a trifle in a microwave
[03:45:30] <Deucalion> oh wait... jiggling does't work any more... must be more Greek
[03:46:19] <SirFinkus> what about directed plasma blasts?
[03:46:27] <SirFinkus> or earthquakes, I can do those too
[03:46:57] <cmn32480> what's a trifle?
[03:47:28] <chromas> a small mushroom
[03:47:46] <cmn32480> that kinda like tripe is the small intestine?
[03:48:20] <cmn32480> gentlemen... and SirFinkus, it be time for bed
[03:48:21] <chromas> Looks like it's actually a cake
[03:48:36] <SirFinkus> thank you for respecting my pronouns cmn32480
[03:48:37] <chromas> "a cold dessert of sponge cake and fruit covered with layers of custard, jelly, and cream."
[03:48:59] <chromas> SirFinkus: do we call you apache?
[03:49:08] <cmn32480> or as I call it: a colon cleanse
[03:49:13] <SirFinkus> sure, why not
[03:49:22] <SirFinkus> the jelly is from jellied eels
[03:49:43] <cmn32480> don't care where the jelly is from.
[03:49:56] <cmn32480> the custard aand cream woudl ahve me shitting my brains out
[03:50:00] <SirFinkus> in that case
[03:50:02] * SirFinkus unzips
[03:50:27] <chromas> jelly, not whipped cream
[03:54:02] * cmn32480 needs to get his taxes done
[03:54:07] <SirFinkus> it's more like jelly, i've got an infection
[03:54:43] <cmn32480> why don't all the end of year document have to be in my hands no later than January 15?
[03:55:20] <cmn32480> ah well
[03:55:25] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:55:27] * exec suspiciously slides a caravan of beer to #soylent
[03:55:36] <cmn32480> woo hoo! beer!
[03:55:49] <cmn32480> ~gnight
[03:56:08] <cmn32480> ~gnight cruel world
[03:56:09] * exec prematurely pours a wad of milo for cruel
[03:56:25] <Deucalion> trifle - it's a sweet tooth abomination.... sponge at the bottom soaked in sherry, a layer of jelly atop that, whipped cream atop that... personally I find it foul... but I stand by its right to exist as a thing as some people seem to like it :/
[03:56:43] <Deucalion> ~g'night cmn32480
[03:56:45] * exec abnormally slides a used franger of boogers to cmn32480
[03:56:48] <cmn32480> ew
[03:56:52] <cmn32480> ~gnight Deucalion
[03:56:54] * exec clumsily passes a blagoblag of skittles to Deucalion
[03:57:12] <cmn32480> like loco moco...
[03:57:33] <cmn32480> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:57:34] <privilege> ^ 03Wiki: Loco moco
[03:57:46] * Deucalion just shrugs
[03:58:46] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, how are things with you?
[03:59:02] <SirFinkus> going pretty well actually, back in school and all that
[03:59:07] <SirFinkus> which is weird
[03:59:41] <chromas> Gender studies? >:D
[04:00:07] <SirFinkus> heavens no
[04:00:30] <chromas> you cisgendered gay homophobe
[04:00:41] <SirFinkus> queer african cuckholding studies
[04:00:49] <chromas> How's the music transcription?
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[04:01:13] <SirFinkus> haven't done any in a while
[04:01:18] <SirFinkus> got the second song halfway done
[04:01:26] <SirFinkus> still mulling over the website thing
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[04:08:01] <Deucalion> I swear every time the steam client updates itself it crashes
[04:16:56] <Deucalion> Oh shit.. I just ventured into XCOM PvP and had no idea what I was doing..... much trepidation... I am so going to lose.. 2 minutes per turn - this is like rapidplay chess or something... ye gawds....
[04:21:48] <SirFinkus> yeah, steam is among the worst programs I've ever used
[04:22:00] <SirFinkus> as far as the ratio of quality to number of users
[04:22:00] <Deucalion> Oh gawd this is horrifying
[04:26:02] <Deucalion> The sound tells me I am being flanked... but I do not see
[04:35:34] <Deucalion> yerp.... I am losing
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[04:45:30] <Deucalion> Well that was.. ermm... a pretty epic defeat... /me must try harder is all I will say :D
[04:47:27] * Deucalion heads to sleepage
[05:44:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rumors Are Flying That We Finally Found Gravitational Waves - http://sylnt.us - 'weighty'-discovery
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[07:15:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Physicists Offer Theories to Explain Mysterious Collision at Large Hadron Collider - http://sylnt.us - things-that-go-bump-in-the-flight
[07:57:11] <chromas> Well obviously it's the god particle sacrificing its only begotten wave to atone for our spins, that we may have everlasting light
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[08:59:14] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:59:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2072
[09:00:05] <crutchy> ooh chromas. found a new bewbs emoji
[09:00:12] <crutchy> 👙
[09:00:34] <crutchy> hmm. not exactly bewbish but close
[09:00:50] <chromas> bewbs plus the downstairs delta
[09:02:48] <crutchy> 💩
[09:02:48] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[09:02:59] <crutchy> hehe
[09:03:45] <crutchy> andchat++ # at least it got the most important emojis easily accessible :-)
[09:03:45] <Bender> karma - andchat: 0
[09:04:10] <chromas> the noto font is 582 MB but it's totally worth it for the smooth rendering of that poo glyph
[09:04:29] <crutchy> noto font?
[09:04:37] <crutchy> is that a ttf?
[09:04:39] <chromas> yeah
[09:04:46] <crutchy> noice
[09:05:10] <chromas> it's another one you can install to get the emojis
[09:05:23] <crutchy> !todo get noto font for some quality poo glyph action
[09:05:23] <Bender> todo item 5 added
[09:05:26] <poutine> I pay people $0.01 on Amazon's Mechanical Turk to look at pictures of my unsightly regions (like my anus) and describe it with a sentence. It's the best way to expose yourself to voluntary participants and get honest opinions. I think with a few modifications I could get those poor poor people to generate an ebook on my nasty body parts to sell on amazon
[09:05:54] <crutchy> poutine has been infected by an ad bot
[09:06:05] <chromas> oh, now that I look into the font package, it's got a pile of smaller font files
[09:06:09] <poutine> I am living
[09:06:31] <crutchy> poutine is a living ad bot :p
[09:07:12] <chromas> he pays people 1¢ on Amazon's Mechanical Turk to write a message in his name
[09:07:38] <crutchy> poutine put the images on reddit. people will look and comment on them for free
[09:08:32] <crutchy> if you take a pic while a shit is turtling out your arse it will be even more popular
[09:09:05] * crutchy has nfi what is wrong with redditors
[09:17:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Washington Quietly Lifts Sanctions on Russian Rockets - http://sylnt.us - boosters-boosters
[09:20:18] <crutchy> from the we-cant-launch-satellites-to-spy-on-russia-without-help-from-russia dept.
[10:48:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kepler Extended Mission Finds More Exoplanets - http://sylnt.us - 'dimming'-prospects-looking-up
[10:54:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:54:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2073
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[11:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, check your privilege
[11:04:54] <chromas> from the lol dept
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[11:05:46] <chromas> aw, should've set the user to checked
[11:06:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> live n learn
[11:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, so what to break today?
[11:07:08] <chromas> the api
[11:07:22] <chromas> need xml
[11:07:24] <chromas> s
[11:07:51] <chromas> s/(\w)/\1s/g
[11:07:51] <sedctl> <chromas> ss
[11:08:06] <chromas> I guess I don't know how that works
[11:08:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> it did what ya told it
[11:09:40] <chromas> then I don't know what I'm doing
[11:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrms... aight, i'll poke the api instead of fixing a different bug.
[11:09:57] <privilege> I bet that's not the first time you've heard that
[11:10:31] <chromas> you can fix all of the things :D
[11:10:52] <chromas> make the api fancy enough that the site can be rewritten to be a front-end to it
[11:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... sposed to be fixing a double encoding bug in the api
[11:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> if there is one
[11:11:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think there is though
[11:12:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=story op=latest
[11:12:38] <exec> 02[{"bodytext":" <a href=\"//soylentnews.org/~takyon/\">takyon</a> writes:Despite mechanical failures, the Kepler space observatory <a href=\"http://www.nature.com/news/rebooted-kepler-spacecraft-hauls-in-the-planets-1.19126\">continues to find exoplanets</a> in its extended K2 mission phase:<blockquote><div>Between 2009 and 2013, Kepler became the most successful planet-hunting machine ever, discovering at least 1,030
[11:13:15] <chromas> Looks fine to me
[11:13:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, think exec didn't return it all though
[11:14:02] <chromas> there's a 400'n'sum character limit on irc messages
[11:14:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[11:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> man... sumpin's funked up
[11:21:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah, someone put those quotes in as &#821[6-7];
[11:34:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, maybe something wrong with the db call
[12:01:51] <chromas> is it harassing you?
[12:04:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[12:05:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> it shows peachy with curl but looks fucked up in FF
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[12:06:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, maybe i'm not setting the encoding right in the headers?
[12:07:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, headers say utf8
[12:10:09] <chromas> mimetype?
[12:11:16] <chromas> seems okay-ish over here
[12:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> check the title
[12:12:27] <chromas> kind of interesting (I guess) how the parameters come out in different orders
[12:12:55] <chromas> like the first story has title and stuff after the story, then the next one has it before
[12:12:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're stored in a hash and perl doesn't keep track of the order of its hash keys
[12:13:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ? should only be one story if you limit=1 it
[12:13:29] <chromas> oh I didn't lick your link
[12:13:37] <chromas> so it doesn't have the limit=1
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[12:14:21] <chromas> oh yeah, the poor unicodes
[12:14:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, can't make exec use dev for the api to test another direction
[12:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> deploying a quick change
[12:15:12] <chromas> heh, "Render mode: Quirks mode"
[12:15:18] <chromas> for plain text
[12:16:50] <chromas> I don't see any utf8 though
[12:17:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> chromas: are you in #rantradio on freenode or is that a different chromas?
[12:17:33] <chromas> it is I
[12:17:49] <chromas> popped in when someone here mentioned it awhile back
[12:17:59] <chromas> no idea what it's for but it's got amusing links sometimes
[12:18:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't get it
[12:18:18] <chromas> ~first message=#rantradio
[12:18:23] <exec> 03[2014-07-06 16:04:3] #Soylent <AndyTheAbsurd> #rantradio is my most-active channel (I'm on 5, across four different servers)
[12:18:38] <chromas> well that wasn't it
[12:18:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> it started for people involved with/interested in http://rantmedia.ca
[12:18:55] <privilege> ^ 03RantMedia | inspire.create.share
[12:18:56] <chromas> ~first message=#rantradio since=2015-12-20
[12:19:01] <exec> 03[2016-01-12 12:17:2] #Soylent <AndyTheAbsurd> chromas: are you in #rantradio on freenode or is that a different chromas?
[12:19:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> but it's kind of taken on a life of its own
[12:19:10] <chromas> didn't think it was that long ago
[12:20:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> the holidays go by fast
[12:20:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that's part of why... FF isn't believing the response header that it's application/json minetype
[12:20:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's rendering it as text/plain and not using utf8
[12:21:25] <chromas> according to the inspector gadget it's receiving text/plain
[12:21:33] <chromas> and no mention of utf8
[12:21:48] <chromas> or any kind of encoding really, other than gzip
[12:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, varnish ya think?
[12:24:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause apache is most definitely sending an application/json header
[12:25:24] <chromas> #smake varnish
[12:25:24] * MrPlow smakes varnish upside the head with a kielbasa
[12:28:24] <chromas> also plain/text with curl; I guess the terminal's just better at rendering
[12:28:37] <chromas> maybe it just assumes everything's utf8
[12:29:28] <chromas> ~define lgbtq
[12:29:29] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03LGBTQ: lesbian gay bisexual transgendered questioning
[12:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh okay, it IS an apache error
[12:29:50] <chromas> I thought the Q was 'queer', which'd be redundant
[12:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> hit apache directly to check and it's not getting the right header
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[12:30:40] <chromas> are you sure? it says it's nginx
[12:30:47] <chromas> which is even more racis than apache
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[12:39:45] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:39:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2074
[12:40:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you can't get to the actual apache
[12:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, mornin
[12:40:40] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:40:41] * exec suspiciously slides a bucket of Debian to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:40:45] <cmn32480> how are thigns today
[12:41:15] <cmn32480> I'm having a dwarf kind of day so far
[12:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, annoying mostly
[12:41:25] <cmn32480> I'm sleepy, grumpy, and pissed off
[12:43:03] <cmn32480> what's annoying you this morning? other than me, I mean
[12:44:38] <cmn32480> 💩
[12:44:39] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[12:44:48] <cmn32480> lol
[12:49:33] <cmn32480> why can't people let the pot brew all the way before taking the first cup?
[12:49:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Formalizes Planetary Defense Coordination Office to Track Asteroids - http://sylnt.us - standing-watch
[12:49:47] <cmn32480> buncha savages in this town.
[12:59:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, apache or slash one is rewriting my mime type header
[12:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> making utf8 not work even though i'm sending good data
[12:59:18] <cmn32480> #smake apache
[12:59:18] * MrPlow smakes apache upside the head with a 400TB/s DDoS
[12:59:24] <cmn32480> #slash
[12:59:29] <cmn32480> #smake slash
[12:59:29] * MrPlow smakes slash upside the head with a teal deer
[12:59:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480: s/slash/rehash/
[12:59:42] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <cmn32480> #smake rehash
[12:59:53] <cmn32480> #smake rehash
[12:59:53] * MrPlow smakes rehash upside the head with vibrating rooster sammich
[13:00:04] <cmn32480> those bastards
[13:03:22] <chromas> #rehash smake
[13:03:25] <chromas> #rehash
[13:03:28] <chromas> aw
[13:05:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow uses #reload instead of rehash
[13:06:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> mkay, without even putting headers on it the bloody thing has default headers
[13:06:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i gotter find out what's setting them.
[13:07:56] <cmn32480> exec uses rehash
[13:09:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i don't wanna confuse myself with too many rehashes
[13:09:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> needa smoke
[13:11:08] <chromas> #re#
[13:11:13] <cmn32480> see I read that as needa smake.
[13:11:33] <chromas> #smoke ham
[13:12:09] <cmn32480> mmmmmmm ham
[13:12:24] <cmn32480> nothign quite like smoked meat
[13:16:55] <cmn32480> or getting your meat smoked
[13:17:53] <chromas> also jerked
[13:18:19] <chromas> I s'pose smoked is better because someone else does the work
[13:20:10] <cmn32480> someone else can do the work for either one.
[13:32:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> lazy++
[13:32:11] <Bender> karma - lazy: 15
[13:33:46] <CoolHand> someone else can do the jerking also..
[13:33:59] <CoolHand> if you have someone that likes you
[13:38:08] <qkontinuum> I wouldn't trust anyone named CoolHand with such a task...
[13:38:36] <CoolHand> don't worry - I won't/don't help others
[13:39:51] <qkontinuum> For all you know I might be female :-) (I'm not, and I'm not into guys, guessing that you are sortof male)
[13:40:02] <CoolHand> inded
[13:40:07] <CoolHand> s/inded/indeed
[13:40:07] * sedctl offers CylHond a /
[13:41:08] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[13:48:48] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his ass
[13:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> well there's the charset working
[13:57:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure i'm going to be able to get the mime type working at all
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[14:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i stand corrected
[14:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> done and done
[14:11:59] * TheMightyBuzzard cleans crap up for commit/merge
[14:12:58] <chromas> must be why I got a 502
[14:13:08] <chromas> works now thoug
[14:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> bouncing a few times to make sure i got everything squared away after cleaning
[14:15:08] <chromas> bouncing eh
[14:15:14] <chromas> should rename the server to juggs
[14:15:35] <chromas> w00t
[14:15:40] <chromas> chars look good now
[14:16:31] <chromas> although there are spaces in some urls. isn't that an ancient slash bug?
[14:16:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> last time
[14:16:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm?
[14:16:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> spaces?
[14:17:04] <chromas> /www.spiked-online.com/n ewsite/article/
[14:17:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemme check
[14:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> soon as it gets back alive
[14:17:59] <chromas> oh it's not in the href string, just the displayed text
[14:18:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that was for testing
[14:18:52] <chromas> k
[14:18:58] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard++
[14:18:59] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 206
[14:20:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no, that's a legit bug looks like but it's not MY bug
[14:20:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yet Another Heat-Free Solder - http://sylnt.us - "cool"-idea
[14:22:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> good, the headers are surviving nginx as well
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[14:22:49] <chromas> Injun X
[14:23:19] <chromas> Like Malcom, but for the 'natives'
[14:23:31] <CoolHand> that's the way I always think of it too..
[14:23:42] <CoolHand> or the unknown native maybe
[14:24:00] <chromas> Didn't it start as a fork of Apache 1 or something?
[14:24:33] <chromas> I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy
[14:26:22] <CoolHand> dunno about dat... not that familiar with it, I've played around with it a couple times, but that's about it..
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[14:43:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke, what's my next bug...
[14:43:47] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to have a smoke n think about it.
[15:13:44] <Runaway1956> This looks like srsbizniz.
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[15:21:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> what does?
[15:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, ima call it a morning on coding i think. one bug fixed a day's enough.
[15:28:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[15:28:45] <privilege> ^ 03Return of incandescent light bulbs as MIT makes them more efficient than LEDs - Telegraph
[15:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll go have a smoke then shoot some super mutants in the head
[15:40:08] <Runaway1956> Does no good to shoot super mutants in the head - they keep their brains in their arses.
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[16:22:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Poisoned Democracy: How an Unelected Official Contaminated Flint's Water to Save Money - http://sylnt.us - chemistry-meets-neoliberalism
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[17:14:06] <cmn32480> I ahte people
[17:14:58] <swiss> i don't eat people
[17:20:14] <cmn32480> they don't taste very good
[17:20:29] <cmn32480> matter of fact, you might say I hate them
[17:22:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's okay to heat people, though, right?
[17:23:40] <cmn32480> slowly.. or they jump out of the pot
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[17:38:31] <cmn32480> anybody know an open source management tool that integrates with HID door readers?
[17:38:42] * cmn32480 look sat his lang shot adn shakes his head
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[18:23:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - There Are Not 10x as Many Bacterial Cells in Your Body as Human Cells - http://sylnt.us - accuracy-counts
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[19:55:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Audi's Lunar Rover Lands in Detroit - http://sylnt.us - the-landscape-there-only-looks-like-the-moon
[21:26:54] <cmn32480> holy fuckballs
[21:26:55] <cmn32480> http://www.bbc.com
[21:26:56] <privilege> ^ 03Iran holds US boats and sailors - BBC News
[21:28:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that should be fun
[21:28:38] <cmn32480> from the here-comes-world-war-III dept
[21:28:51] <cmn32480> breaking story going out in about 60 seconds
[21:34:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout to whoop up some dinner for kiddos
[21:35:40] <cmn32480> have fun w/ that
[21:56:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3.5% of the World's Natural Gas is Burned at the Wellhead in Flares - http://sylnt.us - out-of-control-gas || Breaking News: Iran Holding US Boats and Sailors - http://sylnt.us - World-War-III-on-the-horizon
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[23:04:50] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:04:50] <privilege> ^ 03Devilish flash DIMMer Diablo gets $19m and new CEO • The Register
[23:23:10] <takyon> http://www.nextplatform.com
[23:23:11] <privilege> ^ 03The Slow Death of the Parallel File System
[23:27:25] <chromas> "capacity needs only grow so high"
[23:27:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Final Fantasy's 'Lightning' Models for French Fashion House - http://sylnt.us - fashionista