#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-09

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[00:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, nothing beats perl for quick n dirty text wrangling.
[00:04:52] <BadCoderFinger> TheMightyBuzzard: I have to agree with that.
[00:05:49] <chromas> https://lofn.hardison.net seems to be missing
[00:05:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> well of course you do, unless you want to be wrong anyway.
[00:05:53] <chromas> #smake AndyTheAbsurd
[00:05:53] * MrPlow smakes AndyTheAbsurd upside the head with a pile of moose droppings
[00:07:00] <arti> kinda neat
[00:07:00] <arti> https://www.reddit.com
[00:07:17] <BadCoderFinger> TheMightyBuzzard: I've been wrong before, so it holds no fear for me.
[00:07:32] <qkontinuum> TheMightyBuzzard: A good friend once said perl is a women language: totally incomprehensive, slightly annoying - and yet strangely appealing and in its own ways quite powerful ;-)
[00:07:56] <arti> :|
[00:08:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> fairly accurate unless you learn it well.
[00:08:12] <cloudshark> ^ Reddit_is_wrong comments on Fallout 4 with Borderlands-style cell shading looks quite cool
[00:08:26] <arti> wat.
[00:09:26] <qkontinuum> !help
[00:09:26] <Bender> documentation for jsonbot can be found at http://jsonbot.org
[00:09:26] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders how to manage that on xbox
[00:09:30] <Bender> see !list for loaded plugins and "!help plugin" for help on the plugin.
[00:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> !list
[00:09:36] <Bender> available plugins: admin, cfg, chan, chatlog, core, fleet, grabquote, ignore, irc, karma, koffie, lod, markov, more, plug, relay, soylentrss, sylnt, todo, twitter, uidchecker, urlinfo, user
[00:09:44] <arti> !help plug
[00:09:44] <Bender> can't find help on plug
[00:09:48] <arti> !help relay
[00:09:48] <Bender> help on relay:  arguments: [<botname>] [<type>] <target> .. open a relay to a user. all input from us will be relayed.
[00:09:52] <Bender> permissions: OPER - location: jsb.plugs.common.relay - examples: 1) relay default-sxmpp sxmpp bthate@gmail.com 2) relay botfather
[00:10:02] <chromas> !list plug
[00:10:02] <Bender> plug plugin has the following commands: relay-clear, chan-loudcommand, admin-commands, koekje, roken, help, user-delemail, chan-allowcommand, rss-search, rss-channels, chan-cycle, user-permit, admin-mc, rss-url, user-delpermit, fleet-del, admin-floodcontrol, user-undel, fleet-add, woop, markov-learnadd, user-search, list, chan-delwatch, user-getperms, admin-setstatus, - 7 more
[00:10:03] <arti> !relay TheMightyBuzzard msg hoth
[00:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> bender really has shit for help
[00:10:26] <arti> !woop
[00:10:26] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[00:10:29] <chromas> more more more more more moremore
[00:10:30] * arti claps
[00:10:46] * chromas gives arti a scooby snax
[00:10:56] <chromas> seal snax
[00:10:57] * arti casually nibbles at it
[00:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> <---- this guy is not going to be the one to make Bender's help functions actually usable either
[00:17:22] <chromas> use list to list modules, then list module to list its commands, then help only works there
[00:17:29] <chromas> !help user-search
[00:17:29] <Bender> help on user-search:  arguments: <searchtxt> - search for user matching given userhost.
[00:17:33] <Bender> permissions: OPER - location: jsb.plugs.core.user - examples: user-search gozerbot
[00:17:40] <arti> documentation sucks
[00:17:43] <arti> until you must use it
[00:18:00] * arti crams more pizza slices into benders usb port
[00:18:00] <chromas> this is the most true anything has ever been before
[00:18:37] <chromas> (voice=butthead)
[00:30:23] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[00:31:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[00:31:13] <MrPlow> battlestations, blackuweather, bnk, default, dothis, find, help, join, klingon, newnick, part, perl6, ping, redtube, roll, seen, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, whereis, youtube
[00:31:24] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls
[00:31:46] SpallsHurgenson is now known as NotSpalls
[00:31:52] * NotSpalls is in disguise
[00:32:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can tell. you're wearing pants
[00:32:05] <BadCoderFinger> That explains the glasses.
[00:32:18] <qkontinuum> Got most of the messages. But looks like the logs are incomplete? Or did Benders format change?
[00:32:27] <qkontinuum> grep -r "Added quote 20" *
[00:32:52] <qkontinuum> only returns 200, 201, ...
[00:33:08] <qkontinuum> First 21 messages are not found
[00:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me on the logs
[00:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 21
[00:33:57] <Bender> Quote 21 - <SpallsHurgenson> that sounded cleverer before I actually said it
[00:34:05] <qkontinuum> (My script is at http://collabedit.com line 211ff, if you care. Can't post all quotes there, site restriction
[00:34:09] <qkontinuum> )
[00:34:41] <qkontinuum> https://xkcd.com
[00:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can tar.bz2 up the logs if you need to have what bender has to work with for certain.
[00:35:14] <NotSpalls> ))
[00:36:02] * NotSpalls feels better now
[00:36:03] <BadCoderFinger> NotSpalls: You're looking suspiciously like a Lisp coder. Stop that!
[00:36:07] <qkontinuum> No, not that important. It's already 1:30 am where I live, time to sleep.
[00:36:13] * arti also feels the one known as better
[00:36:35] NotSpalls is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[00:37:45] <BadCoderFinger> Now you're disguised as SpallsHurgenson!
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[00:39:28] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm so confused
[00:39:36] <arti> it's alright, just go with what feels good
[00:39:58] <arti> safety word is: banana
[00:40:30] <SpallsHurgenson> is it just me or did the stormtroopers in the new star wars movie look really /fat/?
[00:40:53] <chromas> They're not fat; they're full-figured
[00:41:02] <arti> the empire is an EoE
[00:41:05] <arti> EOE
[00:41:35] <arti> wonder what their diversity quota is like
[00:41:38] <arti> "we need more bothans"
[00:41:49] <BadCoderFinger> Maybe the new demographic is the US south.
[00:42:01] <arti> nah more like the middle east
[00:42:04] <SpallsHurgenson> then again, the big badguy whats-his-name looked like a skinny twerp that got beat up a lot in high school... so I guess it all equals out
[00:42:07] <arti> since they have more fat people per captia
[00:42:14] <arti> 'rabia
[00:42:50] <arti> http://www.takepart.com
[00:43:12] <BadCoderFinger> Or maybe the Empire allows more snack breaks now.
[00:43:28] <arti> some of the critters have needs where they must snack 5 times a day
[00:43:28] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, when the zombie apocalypse finally comes, you'll be glad for all those fat people
[00:43:48] <arti> because i want fat undead chasing me?
[00:43:59] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: I could be wrong, but I think brain size does not correlate with waist size.
[00:44:02] <SpallsHurgenson> either because the zombies will catch them first, or because the chubby undead won't be able to keep up :)
[00:44:09] <arti> i'd just infect the birds and insects. enjoy your zombie bed bugs
[00:44:51] <chromas> ah oh
[00:44:58] <chromas> I smell a "The Birds" reboot
[00:45:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima go fix myself a cappuccino and shoot super mutants in the head from very far away
[00:45:18] <BadCoderFinger> "The Flying Dead" a must miss ripoff!
[00:45:31] * SpallsHurgenson is waiting for the GOTY of that game
[00:47:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm playin the xbox version. buddy bought an xbox one and fallout 4 then went out of town for two weeks.
[00:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, off doing that
[00:49:09] <SpallsHurgenson> where does he live and does he leave his windows unlocked? :)
[00:50:52] <arti> Windows 10: Unlocked Edition
[00:50:58] <arti> it's the NSA codename
[00:51:21] <nick> it provides a seamless user experience
[00:54:00] <SpallsHurgenson> well, security is hard... and Microsoft just wants to make things easier for their users :)
[00:54:18] <BadCoderFinger> Warning: Microsoft fine print defines "seamless user experience" as "poops on the carpet and blames the cat."
[00:54:31] <SpallsHurgenson> bad kitty!
[01:00:24] <SpallsHurgenson> does eating salad make me less of a man?
[01:00:55] <nick> does it have bacon on it?
[01:01:19] <SpallsHurgenson> let's see for the sake of argument that it does not
[01:01:46] <chromas> No, but you have to go punch a baby or something
[01:01:47] <SpallsHurgenson> s/see/say/
[01:01:47] <sedctl> <SpallsHurgenson> let's say for the sake of argument that it does not
[01:03:24] <nick> i'd say considering the hypothetical possibility makes you less of a man, more than the act itself ever could in any reasonable situation
[01:07:12] <SpallsHurgenson> so what you're saying is I should stop moaning, suck it up and just eat my sprouts?
[01:07:13] <nick> i was watching a ww2 film earlier, made during the war, it got me thinking about gender stereotypes
[01:08:00] <nick> personally, i don't eat salad, not because i think it's bad food, just i've always been in the situation an alternative seemed more preferable
[01:08:30] <nick> can't see any good reason to eat sprouts though
[01:09:24] <nick> if you're at a steak house and order little more than a side salad, i'd question your sanity, not your masculinity
[01:10:11] <chromas> put a sprig of parsley on your steak; it's a salad
[01:11:05] <nick> pork flavoured broccoli
[01:11:55] <SirFinkus> broccoli is delicious
[01:12:43] <nick> good food is just that, it's good to enjoy food
[01:12:49] <nick> real food
[01:16:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Open Source Software Turns Toy Mini-Quadcopter into Acrobatic Drone - http://sylnt.us - highway-to-the-danger-zone
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[01:20:56] <takyon> wakkfskfsknsfs
[01:21:22] <SpallsHurgenson> asdqwezxc!
[01:21:34] <BadCoderFinger> Ah crap, how much beer have I had?
[01:22:48] <SpallsHurgenson> you had six amount of beer.
[01:23:14] <BadCoderFinger> That would explain the odd messages I saw...
[01:23:30] <takyon> I've had beer, wine, and liquor in that order
[01:23:52] <takyon> let's see how many stories I can submit
[01:24:37] <SpallsHurgenson> you only need start worrying once you start sucking at bottle of rubbing alcohol :)
[01:25:26] <takyon> I don't htink I have any
[01:25:27] <takyon> yet
[01:26:49] <takyon> I should try to submit the Consumer Electronics Show story
[01:27:02] <takyon> we've had hints about it creeping in other stories and subs but no singular story yet
[01:27:08] <takyon> check my journal for too much information
[01:27:41] <takyon> I already know most of the highlights I want to submit. some storage stuff, compute stick stuff, the automotive and NVIDIA Pascal stuff
[01:27:45] <takyon> etc
[01:28:11] <takyon> then in my journal there will be a list of fucking everything from CES (as far as I care)
[01:28:42] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[01:29:18] <takyon> some VR announcements of course
[01:29:32] <takyon> I think I will leave out IoT. They didn't even hit anybody's radar. just plain suck
[01:36:21] <SpallsHurgenson> we need an IoT VR story to maximize the hype
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[01:41:09] <BadCoderFinger> "Oculus Rift will order groceries from Facebook!"
[01:43:10] <SpallsHurgenson> will it store the grocery list in the cloud?
[01:45:00] <BadCoderFinger> Oh yes. It will also upload it to Microsoft for redundancy.
[01:46:40] <BadCoderFinger> Google was last seen in the bathroom at CES, trying to duct tape a nexus phablet to someone's head.
[01:51:56] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder how many years will pass before the VR fad re-emerges again
[01:52:05] <BadCoderFinger> It went away?
[01:52:10] <BadCoderFinger> Heh.
[01:52:46] <SpallsHurgenson> not much VR between ~1995 and 2012, so yeah :)
[01:54:27] <BadCoderFinger> 2012 has been a while back, pal.
[01:54:46] <SpallsHurgenson> seems like yesterday
[01:55:12] <BadCoderFinger> You may try changing your wall calendar!
[01:56:42] <BadCoderFinger> One thing is true, though. Nobody has made much headway with it.
[02:00:07] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> I missed a call from Verizon advertising their "fast" internet... I so wanted to discuss with them whether they had anything that could compete with what I have now
[02:02:59] <BadCoderFinger> Verizon is pretty evil, but so is every ISP.
[02:03:28] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but they are so aggressive with their calls and I want to flummox them with my low price and high speeds. I like a good flumoxing :)
[02:03:36] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[02:05:07] <SpallsHurgenson> especially since - regardless of what their sales drones say - I am 99% certain they won't actually service my building with anything faster than 1mb DSL anyway :)
[02:07:17] <BadCoderFinger> Ouch man.
[02:07:38] <BadCoderFinger> I've got a nominal 20 mbit, but I only get 8.
[02:08:02] <BadCoderFinger> Tech support says, "We aim for 80% of the stated speed."
[02:08:29] <BadCoderFinger> Which annoys me greatly, but my only other choice is Comcast, and there's no chance I'll give those kitten-killers any money.
[02:10:55] <SpallsHurgenson> and thanks to you, we'll soon be overrun by those furry, hissing poop-machines!
[02:13:12] <BadCoderFinger> How is that my fault?
[02:13:42] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty death squads are expensive; you must do you part! :)
[02:14:01] <BadCoderFinger> We'll set up a kitty death squad training camp immediately!
[02:14:12] <BadCoderFinger> Land in Kansas is cheap, we'll start there!
[02:14:13] <SpallsHurgenson> that's all I'm asking :)
[02:14:59] <BadCoderFinger> The last few comments have probably gotten us both on the no-fly-list.
[02:15:18] <SpallsHurgenson> that's okay, I can't fly anyway.
[02:15:21] * SpallsHurgenson doesn't have any feathers
[02:15:37] <BadCoderFinger> You could have bat wings, or insect wings.
[02:16:06] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... let me check
[02:16:14] <SpallsHurgenson> nope, none of those either
[02:16:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I got eye-of-newt, though
[02:16:58] <BadCoderFinger> That might do the trick. You'll need an instruction manual...
[02:17:57] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... how about this one: Necronomicon ex-Mortis?
[02:19:34] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah! That'll get you flying! Or summon Cthulhu. In either case, problem solved!
[02:23:24] <SpallsHurgenson> no! you should never summon Cthulhu!
[02:23:39] <SpallsHurgenson> he drinks all your beer
[02:24:10] <BadCoderFinger> That's just rude! I'll not invite him to any parties.
[02:26:32] <BadCoderFinger> Worst thing is, when the beer runs out, he devours the guests.
[02:26:55] <BadCoderFinger> That does cut down on people sleeping on the couch, so there is an upside.
[02:32:04] * SpallsHurgenson is scanning
[02:37:20] <BadCoderFinger> Scanning what? For what?
[02:39:44] <SpallsHurgenson> telepathic emmissions?
[02:40:14] <BadCoderFinger> And what will indicate success?
[02:41:29] <SpallsHurgenson> ummm... erm... nocturnal emmissions?
[02:41:38] <BadCoderFinger> Ew.
[02:45:21] <BadCoderFinger> Time for beer, later guys!
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[02:55:27] * Runaway1956 submits the channel log to the NSA
[02:56:24] <Runaway1956> Kitty killers!
[02:56:38] * Runaway1956 submits the channel log to PETA
[02:57:41] * Runaway1956 finally submits the channel log to the Church of Chthulhu
[02:59:00] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, PETA! They threw paint on my cat for wearing fur!
[03:05:07] <Runaway1956> Serves him right - he's a predator! Defang and declaw and defur the little monster!
[03:05:55] * JamesNZ throws paint on SpallsHurgenson in lieu of trousers \o/
[03:13:41] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, now its brightly colored!
[03:15:15] <cmn32480> ~gday wankers
[03:15:16] * exec dexterously passes a wine flute of skittles to wankers
[03:16:15] <cmn32480> brightly colored and in pellet form!
[03:16:57] <JamesNZ> Afternoon cmn32480 \o
[03:17:31] <cmn32480> and how is life treating you this fine day jamesnz?
[03:17:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Copyright Office: Tell Us What's Wrong with the DMCA - http://sylnt.us - time-to-get-a-bigger-server
[03:17:58] <JamesNZ> Very well thankee cmn32480 :) How about you?
[03:18:26] <cmn32480> it was a fine evening of video games wiht my kids
[03:18:53] <cmn32480> the boys played minecraft, and my daughter and I played Disney Infinity when I kicked them off the Xbox
[03:19:23] <JamesNZ> Noice :)
[03:19:27] <cmn32480> it was
[03:19:42] <cmn32480> she's 3 so it make finding games for her to feel included on a little tough
[03:21:20] * SpallsHurgenson recommends Brutal Doom
[03:21:39] * Deucalion falls over
[03:22:24] <cmn32480> um
[03:22:28] <cmn32480> how 'bout no?
[03:22:37] <cmn32480> the disney stuff works well
[03:22:41] <SpallsHurgenson> -
[03:22:48] <cmn32480> as does the Super Mario franchise on the Wii
[03:22:50] <SpallsHurgenson> you're no fun. Silent Hill?
[03:23:06] <cmn32480> fucker, _I_ don't even like those games
[03:23:22] <SpallsHurgenson> so then Dead Space is out too?
[03:23:25] * cmn32480 is chckenshit when it comes to scary stuff
[03:23:42] <SpallsHurgenson> you could go old school... Custers Revenge for the Atari!
[03:24:04] <cmn32480> Disney Infinity you say? hmmm... I'll ahve to try that
[03:24:20] <cmn32480> AND I can be all my favorite Star Wars Characters/
[03:24:23] <cmn32480> even better!
[03:24:45] <cmn32480> ever see Chewbacca lay the Smack Down on Princess Leia?
[03:24:49] <cmn32480> I have!
[03:27:23] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I think I saw that movie too! That's the one with the big hairy guy and the white girl and they...
[03:27:29] <SpallsHurgenson> no wait, I might be thinking of something else
[03:27:45] * Deucalion just hums in the corner....
[03:28:41] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[03:28:42] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 47°F / 8°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 90% - Saturday rain (41°F:51°F / 5°C:11°C), Sunday partly cloudy (41°F:48°F / 5°C:9°C), Monday rain (33°F:46°F / 1°C:8°C), Tuesday scattered showers (31°F:40°F / -1°C:4°C)
[03:29:08] <cmn32480> Ron Jeremy DOES kinda look like Chewbacca
[03:29:18] <Deucalion> BS - there be ice n shit outside...
[03:39:33] <cmn32480> that IS crummy weather
[03:39:38] <cmn32480> ice AND shit?
[03:39:39] <cmn32480> damn
[03:40:10] <SpallsHurgenson> he'd better hope it never thaws!
[03:42:32] <cmn32480> and watch where he steps
[03:43:12] <Deucalion> well not literally frozen shit on the pavement, call it artistic license - weather bot says 8°C - I open window and see ice all over the place outside, the bot is erroneous. Science in action... I observe ice... it is not 8°C out there.
[03:48:31] <SpallsHurgenson> 8°C... that's like 950°F, right?
[03:52:29] <Deucalion> 451 I think
[03:56:24] * Deucalion chuckles while reading that anything realistic is tagged as "dystopian"... that could never happen. :D Either I am mad or the world is :D
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[04:02:50] <cmn32480> well... HL2: Episode one was a pretty quick game
[04:03:21] <SpallsHurgenson> wait until you get to Half Life 3; it'll blow your mind! :)
[04:03:40] <cmn32480> In a Duke Nukem forever kind of way...
[04:14:22] <SpallsHurgenson> that's the best way!
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[04:33:51] <chromas> ~title on
[04:33:52] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[04:43:22] <cmn32480> you break your bot again chromas?
[04:44:08] <chromas> Yep 👍
[04:45:00] <cmn32480> silly chromas
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[04:48:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Hunt for Secret Nuclear Tests Digs Up Scientific Gold - http://sylnt.us - plentary-x-ray
[04:48:58] <crutchy> where's monopoly?
[04:48:59] <JamesNZ> xaml--
[04:48:59] <Bender> karma - xaml: -8
[04:49:00] <JamesNZ> xaml--
[04:49:00] <Bender> karma - xaml: -9
[04:49:00] <JamesNZ> xaml--
[04:49:01] <Bender> karma - xaml: -10
[04:49:13] * crutchy doesn't even know what monopoly's nick is lately :p
[04:49:18] <crutchy> cloud something
[04:49:28] <crutchy> ooh cloudshark
[04:49:33] <crutchy> it is here :)
[04:49:40] <crutchy> https://www.google.com
[04:49:42] <exec> └─ 13Google
[04:49:47] <crutchy> hmm
[04:53:28] <cmn32480> anybody wanna check a tor link?
[04:53:35] * cmn32480 doesn't know how
[04:54:01] <cmn32480> chromas broke her
[05:06:23] <cmn32480> off to bed with me.
[05:06:29] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:06:30] * exec unjustifiably hurls a pair of used panties full of milo at #soylent
[05:06:37] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:06:39] * exec accidentally offers a bathtub of splodge to #soylent
[05:07:05] <fliptop> l8r cmn32480
[05:07:28] <cmn32480> ~gnight fliptop
[05:07:29] * exec cohesively offers a pair of used panties full of boogers to fliptop
[05:07:34] <cmn32480> ew
[05:07:53] <fliptop> why wipe them there when your sleeve is so much closer?
[05:08:02] * JamesNZ offers cmn32480 a pair of used panties full of bedbugs instead!
[05:08:18] <fliptop> sounds like you had a good night w/ the kids, your daughter is 3?
[05:08:23] * cmn32480 logs into exec to add bedbugs to to the list
[05:08:29] <cmn32480> yeah
[05:08:41] <cmn32480> she's 3, and my boys are 5 and 7
[05:08:55] <cmn32480> it was a good night
[05:08:57] <fliptop> that's cool, i had a daddy-daughter date night w/ my youngest tonight, she turned 18 a couple-few weeks ago
[05:09:24] <fliptop> we went to cabela's and she picked out an oc holster
[05:09:29] <cmn32480> dear god... I can't even get past the fact that she will be 4 in a couple weeks]
[05:09:36] <cmn32480> noice!
[05:09:52] <JamesNZ> Cabela's?
[05:09:54] <fliptop> we open-carried all night, it was quite the bonding moment (1st time!)
[05:10:11] <fliptop> http://www.cabelas.com
[05:10:11] <cmn32480> Big Outdoor Superstore
[05:10:12] <exec> └─ 13Cabela's Official Website - Quality Hunting, Fishing, Camping and Outdoor Gear at competitive prices. : Cabela's
[05:10:25] <JamesNZ> Ah, cool :)
[05:10:38] <cmn32480> it is
[05:10:44] <cmn32480> quite awesome
[05:11:00] <cmn32480> especially since they have the one in Delaware now that has no sales tax
[05:11:04] <fliptop> cmn32480: it goes by quite fast, i remember when she was 4 and it seems like last month
[05:11:41] <cmn32480> yeah mine still wants to cuddle on the couch w/ Dad and take a nap
[05:11:50] <cmn32480> those are the best days
[05:12:01] <fliptop> agreed
[05:12:25] <fliptop> it's all good though, really. i'm proud of both my girls
[05:13:05] <cmn32480> raise them right and you have no reason not to be
[05:13:45] <fliptop> agreed. anyway, g'night again
[05:14:08] <cmn32480> ~gnight fliptop
[05:14:09] * exec clumsily postulates a used franger of beer towards fliptop
[05:14:21] <fliptop> well that's better than boogars
[05:14:32] <cmn32480> I keep hoping I'll see when exec uses the additions I made to the file....
[05:14:50] <cmn32480> so far I made 1 just to see if it worked.
[05:15:02] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:03] * exec allegedly flings a socket of dag at #soylent
[05:15:06] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:07] * exec fanatically passes a wine flute of $insert_beverage_here to #soylent
[05:15:09] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:11] * exec covertly throws a bathtub of coffee at #soylent
[05:15:13] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:15] * exec cohesively tosses a blagoblag of spew to #soylent
[05:15:15] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:17] * exec spontaneously slides a wad of skittles to #soylent
[05:15:18] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:20] * exec abnormally blows a DD cup of dag at #soylent
[05:15:21] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:24] * exec prematurely poops a blagoblag of milo for #soylent
[05:15:26] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:28] * exec diabolically pours a wine flute of pancakes for #soylent
[05:15:30] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:33] * exec allegedly passes a spoon of milo to #soylent
[05:15:34] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:36] * exec clumsily slides a toilet bowl of NCommander to #soylent
[05:15:38] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:41] * exec dexterously cracks open an anvil of Debian for #soylent
[05:15:42] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:15:44] * exec abrasively flings a pair of used panties full of g'day juice at #soylent
[05:15:50] <cmn32480> fuckin' bot
[05:15:52] <cmn32480> fuckin' bot
[05:15:57] <cmn32480> fuckin' bot
[05:15:59] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:16:01] * exec suspiciously offers a toilet bowl of Soylent Green to #soylent
[05:16:02] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:16:04] * exec accidentally cracks open a spoon of g'day juice for #soylent
[05:16:05] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:16:06] * exec allegedly passes a cold can of dag to #soylent
[05:16:08] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:16:09] * exec covertly offers a spoon of Debian to #soylent
[05:16:10] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:16:12] * exec unjustifiably hurls a toilet bowl of pancakes at #soylent
[05:16:13] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:16:15] * exec prematurely pours a buzz saw of Debian for #soylent
[05:16:18] <cmn32480> screw it
[05:16:26] <cmn32480> I'll stopp spamming the channel now
[05:16:30] <cmn32480> sorry fellas
[05:17:35] <cmn32480> Woo HOO!
[05:17:38] <cmn32480> got one!
[05:17:44] <cmn32480> exec diabolically cracks open a wine flute of broiled hog anus for exec
[05:33:51] <crutchy> wtf?
[05:33:54] <crutchy> broiled frog anus?
[05:34:33] <crutchy> really need to make a little db file for that one so that stuff can be added from irc
[05:34:40] <crutchy> chromas would have a field day :p
[05:34:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me. i'm watchin twitter. it's hilarious tonight.
[05:35:09] <crutchy> twatter?
[05:35:32] <crutchy> stupid sound on my vm no worka
[05:35:40] <crutchy> fuck pulse and alsa
[05:35:48] <crutchy> they can go fuck each other
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[05:36:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> sjws of the twitter staff unverified @nero for having the nerve to be a conservative and gay at the same time or some nonsense. he's now trending in over 20 countries and #1 in US/UK/CA
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[05:36:35] <crutchy> wat?
[05:36:45] <crutchy> a gay conservative?
[05:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> not just gay but fabulously gay
[05:37:04] <crutchy> poor sjw's. their heads probably assploded
[05:37:12] <fliptop> ~rainbow fabulously gay
[05:37:13] <exec> 00,06f00,04a00,07b00,08u00,09l00,12o00,02u00,06s00,04l00,07y00,08 00,09g00,12a00,02y
[05:37:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i won't need to buy salt for hundreds of years from all their tears
[05:41:10] <crutchy> 'doctor i think i might be a homosexual'... 'how can you tell?'... 00,04c00,07o00,08s00,09 00,12i00,02 00,06b00,04u00,07t00,08t00,09s00,12e00,02x00,04e00,07d00,08 00,09a00,12 00,02m00,06a00,04n
[05:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you appreciate libtards getting their shit pushed in, he's your guy.
[05:43:26] <crutchy> making liberals cry isn't really much of an achievement though
[05:44:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but he does it with the flare gay guys usually reserve for parades.
[05:44:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> says stuff like "i've had more black dna in me than shaun smith ever will"
[05:45:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> or was it shaun king. meh who cares. he ain't important anyhow.
[05:47:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, shaun smith was the guy we used to make cry at DnD gaming sessions 20 years ago.
[05:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, it's midnight and i'm not tired yet. should have passed on that cappuccino a few hours ago.
[05:54:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna go eat cereal n watch tv.
[06:02:29] <JamesNZ> sjw--
[06:02:29] <Bender> karma - sjw: -1
[06:19:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linksys to Provide DD-WRT Support for All Current WRT Routers - http://sylnt.us - free-market
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[07:51:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Backtrack on EPA Study on Safety of Fracking - http://sylnt.us - evaluating-clarifications
[07:52:58] <crutchy> .fight
[07:53:19] <crutchy> .flip
[07:53:30] <crutchy> exec, ?
[07:53:33] <crutchy> oi!
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[09:22:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Hellfire Missile Mistakenly Shipped to Cuba - http://sylnt.us - lockheed-lost-it
[09:23:03] <crutchy> from the next-one-is-for-isis dept.
[09:24:04] <chromas> did they use fedex smartpost?
[09:24:23] <chromas> if so, it'll probably stop by the middle east a couple times along the way
[09:26:00] <crutchy> no need to worry cos it was sent to the 'good' rebels
[09:26:21] <chromas> they're the 'good' ones now, anyway ;)
[09:26:26] <crutchy> only best buds of ol' john mccain get hellfires
[09:28:06] <crutchy> al qaeda has been reformed and are now the good guys cos they took freedum medicine
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[10:53:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox OS IoT Single-Board Computer Under Development - http://sylnt.us - old-hat,-new-hat
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[11:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffe+C+Of
[11:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> fee++
[11:35:59] <Bender> karma - fee: 1
[11:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:36:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2057
[11:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid hotkey
[11:36:40] <qkontinuum> sounds like an ooc-error
[11:36:58] <qkontinuum> I hit that a lot.
[11:37:19] * qkontinuum gets a coffee, fixes out-of-coffee
[11:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab qkontinuum
[11:37:59] <Bender> Added quote 647
[11:38:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's going to be a good one
[11:38:37] <qkontinuum> :-) the error is a rather common one...
[11:38:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, bender doesn't grab emotes
[11:38:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 647
[11:38:53] <Bender> Quote 647 - <qkontinuum> I hit that a lot.
[11:39:34] <qkontinuum> Ah :-) Yes, I can see that can be applied in a variety of contexts...
[11:40:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> picked the keyboard up by the coffee++ hotkey somehow this morning. does not bode well.
[11:41:18] <chromas> this is where da internet o' things comes in
[11:41:29] <chromas> need your cup to fire off a coffee++ when you fill it
[11:43:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, someone'd hack it and it'd start spouting tea++ instead
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[11:45:37] <chromas> you're not using password auth in your cup's sshd are you?
[11:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> sshd? internet of things here man. telnet.
[11:46:29] <qkontinuum> Or it sends coffee-- when its empty?
[11:46:50] <chromas> what?! you don't encrypt your cup?
[11:47:02] <qkontinuum> IoT: Shouldn't that be all REST-API and stuff?
[11:47:07] * chromas adjusts
[11:47:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, there's that too. the telnet port is for remote administration by the manufacturer.
[11:48:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> passwordless login for user allyourmugs
[11:48:24] <qkontinuum> TheMightyBuzzard: But they usually do offer security... PWD: "sugarandcream"
[11:48:36] <qkontinuum> MOTD: You got creamed... SCNR
[11:50:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> on an unrelated note, i've had the fountains of wayne song Stacy's Mom stuck in my head since i woke up but s/Stacy/crutchy/
[11:50:55] * TheMightyBuzzard chooses to believe she looks like Rachel Hunter in the video
[11:52:09] <crutchy> my mom looks like rachel hunter?!
[11:52:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> if she doesn't, don't tell me.
[11:53:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> some things are better left to the imagination.
[11:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee, however, is not one of them
[11:56:33] * TheMightyBuzzard looks at his cup, clearly disappointed
[12:24:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Marshals Haul Off One-Wheeled Skateboard in Raid at CES - http://sylnt.us - wanted:-wheelman
[13:16:32] <qkontinuum> I just re-read the article about Mozilla (https://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=16/01/09/002221 and https://soylentnews.org) after all the Mozilla-bashing y'day.
[13:16:34] <cloudshark> ^ 03SN article:  Firefox OS IoT Single-Board Computer Under Development 04(2 comments)
[13:16:34] <cloudshark> ^* 03SN article:  Mozilla to Cease Development of Firefox OS 04(26 comments)
[13:16:36] <exec> ├─ 13Firefox OS IoT Single-Board Computer Under Development - SoylentNews
[13:16:36] <exec> └─ 13Error
[13:17:49] <qkontinuum> Not sure it is really all that nonsensical anymore. Apparently Mozilla didn't say they end development of FirefoxOS, just Smartphone using it
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[13:55:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Urban Raccoons Invade New York City - http://sylnt.us - don't-touch
[13:55:42] <Gravis> what's the real error here? "ERROR: The new password is too long. It can not be longer than 10 characters. Please fill out the form again and resubmit."
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[14:25:07] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:25:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2058
[14:25:09] <Bytram> !uid
[14:25:09] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6023, owned by DakotaBabe
[14:40:10] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[14:40:11] <cloudshark> ^ 03VR porn lends a hand. Masturbation will never be the same - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[14:40:25] * Bytram is NOT clicking that link
[15:26:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Floor of the Ocean Comes Into Better Focus - http://sylnt.us - hitting-rock-bottom
[15:43:48] <cmn32480> coffee++
[15:43:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2059
[15:51:39] <Bytram> coffee++
[15:51:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2060
[15:53:04] <Runaway1956> coffee double plus good
[15:53:16] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[15:53:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2061
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[17:10:52] <cmn32480> ~title off
[17:10:53] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
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[17:47:15] <swiss> ~title on
[17:47:17] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[17:47:23] <swiss> row row fight the powah
[17:47:34] <swiss> coffee--
[17:47:34] <Bender> karma - tea: 523
[17:47:37] <swiss> coffee--
[17:47:37] <Bender> karma - tea: 524
[17:47:39] <swiss> :(
[17:47:45] <swiss> tea--
[17:47:46] <Bender> karma - tea: 523
[17:47:48] <swiss> ha!
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[18:29:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ProPublica Launches a Tor Hidden News Site - http://sylnt.us - hiding-the-audience
[18:34:23] <cmn32480> ~sed on
[18:34:24] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
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[19:57:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #blackuweather
[19:57:20] <MrPlow> T'day: Dey some wetha, bring yo umbrella. Shit be aight. Dey a lil breeze. T'marra: Shit bright, get yo shades. It fuck'n cold! Dey a lil breeze.
[19:59:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, there sure nuff is some wetha going on outside. it's makin me drowsy. believe i'll nap.
[20:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[20:00:01] <Bender> karma - naps: 33
[20:00:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yahoo Planning 10% Layoffs as Early as this Month, Report Says - http://sylnt.us - like-a-car-crash-you-just-can't-look-away
[20:03:06] <cmn32480> lol
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[20:38:24] * cmn32480 wishes he had the squeezer thing from Half Life 2 in HL2: Episode 2...
[20:38:30] <cmn32480> I hate bugs
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[21:02:31] * privilege checks
[21:07:48] * cmn32480 wonders is privilege = gewg_
[21:43:02] <Runaway1956> Is it still today?
[21:44:53] <Runaway1956> "Runaway, it's been more than a year since you updated your personal info" Well - I haven't had a sex change operation, I haven't grown unexpectedly younger, still live in the same place.
[21:45:02] <Runaway1956> WTF do I need to update my personal info?
[21:45:08] <Runaway1956> Phishing scam?
[21:47:30] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[21:47:31] <exec> └─ 13'You touched my nurse': Russian doctor hits & kills patient in hospital (VIDEO) — RT News
[21:47:31] <privilege> ^ 03'You touched my nurse': Russian doctor hits kills patient in hospital (VIDEO) — RT News ( https://www.rt.com )
[21:47:33] <exec> └─ 13'You touched my nurse': Russian doctor hits & kills patient in hospital (VIDEO) — RT News
[21:47:41] <Runaway1956> Don't grope nurses in Russia
[21:53:12] <cmn32480> ~title off
[21:53:13] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[21:53:36] <cmn32480> ~sed off
[21:53:37] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[21:56:06] <qkontinuum> "a woman's voice – apparently the offended nurse's – can be heard explaining to her colleagues behind the door that the patient was asked to lie down calmly during a procedure, but didn't follow her orders."
[21:56:57] <qkontinuum> Looks like he didn't even really "touched" the nurse. Well, it's always for your own lives safety to follow the orders of the medical staff, isn't it...
[21:58:21] <Runaway1956> I don't know, qkontinuum - it's a confused scene, there's no telling what happened off camera, or what the nurse told the doctor. She is seen pointing out the patient, so maybe he smacked her upside the head or soemthing.
[21:59:58] <qkontinuum> Runaway1956: Maybe. I was just citing from the story, didn't watch the video. Not speaking Russian, don't think it'd do me much good
[22:01:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Teslasuit Offers Full-Body Haptics to VR Users - http://sylnt.us - total-immersion
[22:01:56] <Runaway1956> Don't speak Russian either, lol - like you I depend on the English print, but I did watch the video. Doctor was pretty clearly out of control. I suspect the nurse is his special sweetie or something, professionals don't get all that worked up otherwise.
[22:04:04] <qkontinuum> Professionals shouldn't in such cases, either. Doesn't look like a planned retaliation, and if it was an outburst it can have been a misunderstanding as well. Maybe the patient had a "history" of some kind...
[22:05:41] <Runaway1956> The last time I saw an advertisement for a full-body haptic, the cops were raiding the place . . .
[22:08:16] <paulej72> hello all. anything important happening?
[22:08:43] <cmn32480> define "impoortant"
[22:08:44] <Runaway1956> Not really - the sun is getting close to the horizon
[22:09:02] <cmn32480> Runaway that'll happen again tomorrow
[22:09:35] <Runaway1956> I keep waiting for it to crash into the eedge of the earth - we've been lucky so far
[22:10:16] <paulej72> impoortant? I read it as impooptant
[22:10:50] <cmn32480> that was earlier
[22:10:55] <cmn32480> and it was AWESOME
[22:11:02] <cmn32480> I crapped myself into a smaller pair of pants
[22:11:19] <paulej72> it is how hollywood does it
[22:11:32] <Runaway1956> Impooptant? Wait one, I just read a headline story . . . .
[22:12:02] <Runaway1956> http://www.reuters.com
[22:12:03] <privilege> ^ 03Ohio judge uses verse to deny lawsuit| Reuters ( http://www.reuters.com )
[22:13:07] <qkontinuum> http://venturebeat.com
[22:13:08] <privilege> ^ 03Sony tries to trademark Let's Play and pisses off the Internet | GamesBeat | Games | by Stephen Kleckner
[22:13:36] <cmn32480> ok
[22:13:40] <cmn32480> time to go make dinner
[22:14:01] <Runaway1956> Make enough for me tonight, please
[22:15:15] <paulej72> I just finished mine. Had a burrito from the Taco Turck ( a walk-in restaurant)
[22:15:23] <cmn32480> will do Runaway1956
[22:15:32] <cmn32480> Sausage, peppers and Oninons for me
[22:15:42] <cmn32480> not sure what I am making for the wife and kids yet
[22:15:51] <paulej72> on a roll or just neat
[22:16:01] <Runaway1956> Cool - by the time I get there I'll be hungry again - just finished lemon pepper chicken
[22:16:20] <cmn32480> if the wife brings me home sub rolls... or else neat
[22:16:40] <paulej72> good either way
[22:18:11] <cmn32480> I prefer in the roll
[22:18:14] <cmn32480> or over rice
[22:18:36] <paulej72> rice with lots of butter
[22:18:43] <cmn32480> yessir
[22:19:14] <Runaway1956> butter makes everything right
[22:19:19] <cmn32480> uh huh
[22:19:29] <cmn32480> but the perrpers and onions get cooked wiht a touch of olive oil
[22:19:33] <cmn32480> ok
[22:19:39] <cmn32480> gott fire up the grill for the rest of them
[22:19:56] <paulej72> I use oil and butter when i do mine
[22:19:58] <cmn32480> it's warm enough that I can
[22:20:20] <cmn32480> I'll check in later adn let you all know how it smells :-)
[22:20:38] <paulej72> smellyvison
[22:26:12] <qkontinuum> Do you have to do this in (semi-)public? Now I'm hungry as well...
[22:34:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:34:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2062
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[23:01:18] * cmn32480 grins evilly
[23:01:25] <cmn32480> it smells DELIGHTFUL!
[23:03:08] <qkontinuum> cmn32480: Ok, be that way. I will open my 12yo triple cask Balvenie :-)
[23:03:36] <cmn32480> I'm not even in that class of evil!
[23:04:26] * cmn32480 pulls out the Southern Lemonade Vodka and Wawa Iced tea to make an adult Arnold Palmer
[23:05:57] <qkontinuum> Cheers
[23:06:25] <cmn32480> Salud!
[23:06:27] <qkontinuum> What time region are you? For me it's just past midnight
[23:06:59] <cmn32480> Eastern
[23:07:04] <cmn32480> 6pm
[23:07:08] <cmn32480> ~time
[23:07:09] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:07 pm
[23:07:21] <paulej72> Wawa ice tea, some one is from the Jersey area
[23:07:30] <Runaway1956> ~time
[23:07:31] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:07 pm
[23:07:33] <cmn32480> ~time-add cmn32480 Baltimore, MD
[23:07:34] <exec> name "cmn32480" set for location "Baltimore, MD"
[23:07:36] <qkontinuum> ~time
[23:07:38] <exec> syntax: ~time location
[23:07:39] <exec> time data courtesy of Google
[23:07:53] <cmn32480> baltimore paulej72
[23:07:55] <paulej72> They got that far.
[23:08:06] <cmn32480> down as far as Ricmond, I think
[23:08:21] <cmn32480> ~time
[23:08:23] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:08 pm
[23:08:31] <cmn32480> ~time cmn32480
[23:08:33] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:08 pm
[23:08:39] <crutchy> derp
[23:08:41] <cmn32480> stoopid bot
[23:08:42] <paulej72> Opened in folsom pa in 1964
[23:09:12] <cmn32480> yeah... but I love their lemon iced tea w/ Firefly Southern Lemonade vodka
[23:09:14] <Runaway1956> ~time-add Runaway1956 Dallas, Tx
[23:09:15] <exec> name "Runaway1956" set for location "Dallas, Tx"
[23:09:18] <crutchy> haha your bots fucked. programmed by a dipshit hahahaha
[23:09:21] <Runaway1956> ~time
[23:09:22] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:09 pm
[23:09:28] <Runaway1956> ~weather
[23:09:29] <exec> 10Dallas, TX, USA - currently 39°F / 4°C, cloudy, wind NW at 21 mph, humidity 66% - Saturday partly cloudy (27°F:38°F / -3°C:3°C), Sunday sunny (27°F:44°F / -3°C:7°C), Monday partly cloudy (33°F:50°F / 1°C:10°C), Tuesday sunny (33°F:59°F / 1°C:15°C)
[23:09:48] <cmn32480> it works for weather...
[23:09:52] <cmn32480> apparently not time
[23:10:00] <cmn32480> frickin' programmers
[23:10:01] <qkontinuum> ~weather
[23:10:02] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[23:10:02] <crutchy> maybe time has ended
[23:10:10] <crutchy> ~time
[23:10:12] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:10 pm
[23:10:15] <cmn32480> where you live, that is possible
[23:10:22] <crutchy> ~time newyrok
[23:10:24] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:10 pm
[23:10:28] <cmn32480> ~time crutchy
[23:10:30] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:10 pm
[23:10:32] <crutchy> ~time new york
[23:10:34] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:10 pm
[23:10:39] <Runaway1956> What time is it at 'the restaurant at the end of the universe'?
[23:10:43] <crutchy> or more likely google changed its page
[23:10:44] <cmn32480> ~time baltimore
[23:10:46] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:10 pm
[23:10:54] <cmn32480> more likely
[23:11:03] <crutchy> i'll take a squiz
[23:11:10] <cmn32480> gotta go flip the sausage adn chicken out on the grill
[23:11:13] <cmn32480> brb
[23:11:17] <crutchy> noice
[23:11:18] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy!
[23:11:20] * exec brazenly slides a cold can of Debian to crutchy!
[23:11:20] <Runaway1956> That sounds nasty crutchy
[23:11:21] <paulej72> ~weather
[23:11:23] <exec> 10Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 47°F / 8°C, cloudy, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 89% - Saturday rain (45°F:48°F / 7°C:9°C), Sunday rain (28°F:61°F / -2°C:16°C), Monday sunny (24°F:32°F / -4°C:0°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (22°F:46°F / -6°C:8°C)
[23:11:27] <Runaway1956> wtf is a squiz?
[23:11:42] <crutchy> what? rly?
[23:11:48] <crutchy> ~define squiz
[23:11:49] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03squiz: squiz Australian slang,- To have a look squizzy - have a look at.
[23:11:56] <paulej72> !define squiz
[23:12:09] <Runaway1956> Oh - the land of Oz . . .
[23:12:11] <cmn32480> don't think Bender defines
[23:12:11] <paulej72> ~define
[23:12:13] <exec> : unable to find definition
[23:12:19] <paulej72> ~define squiz
[23:12:20] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03squiz: squiz Australian slang,- To have a look squizzy - have a look at.
[23:12:26] <crutchy> hmm. i thought that would have been a more universal slang
[23:12:42] <crutchy> but yeah we like to be different
[23:12:49] <paulej72> nope by definition slang is not universal
[23:12:53] <Runaway1956> It may well be universal, but Oz is in a separate universe from us
[23:12:58] <crutchy> lol
[23:13:11] <crutchy> we come in peace!
[23:13:32] <paulej72> with prawns on the barbie
[23:13:37] <Runaway1956> Oh, wait - it us who are in a separate universe . . .
[23:13:43] <Runaway1956> it's a matter of perspective
[23:15:24] <crutchy> ~wget https://www.google.com.au <div class="vk_bk vk_ans"> <> </div>
[23:15:26] <exec> syntax: ~wget url delim 1 <> delim 2
[23:17:06] <paulej72> delim 1 is stopping at frist space?
[23:17:57] <crutchy> ah probably yeah
[23:18:10] <crutchy> shoddy programming
[23:18:27] * cmn32480 goes to read to comments in the code on that file
[23:19:02] <crutchy> hmm. nope shouldn't be breaking at space
[23:19:06] <crutchy> the <> is the delimiter
[23:19:35] <paulej72> puking on eh "
[23:20:08] <crutchy> i think i got a fex anyway
[23:20:11] <crutchy> *fix
[23:20:37] <paulej72> I got a fex once and I had to get the doctor to remove it.
[23:21:12] <crutchy> cmn32480, in time_lib.php, change the string in $delim1 on line 16 to "<div data-hveid=\"27\">" and $delim2 on line 17 to "</div>"
[23:21:19] <crutchy> should do the trick
[23:22:16] <crutchy> ~wget https://www.google.com.au <div data-hveid="27"> <> </div>
[23:22:17] <exec> syntax: ~wget url delim 1 <> delim 2
[23:22:22] <crutchy> :|
[23:22:35] <crutchy> i'll look at wget later
[23:22:37] <paulej72> need to fex that
[23:22:47] * crutchy just installed git
[23:23:14] <paulej72> get git
[23:24:10] <crutchy> derp
[23:24:20] <crutchy> need to add ssh key to github :/
[23:27:24] <crutchy> aaaaaand i forgot to set global username :|
[23:27:45] <cmn32480> looking now
[23:27:49] <cmn32480> between runs to the grill
[23:27:57] <alexbst> git!
[23:28:55] <paulej72> cmn32480: better than runs to the toilet, or in it as the case may be.
[23:29:24] <cmn32480> true... but the smells coming out of the kitchen are excellent
[23:29:44] <cmn32480> ~time cmn32480
[23:29:45] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:29 pm
[23:30:04] <cmn32480> ~time Baltimore, MD
[23:30:05] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:30 pm
[23:30:19] <paulej72> ~time
[23:30:20] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:30 pm
[23:30:29] <paulej72> pos
[23:30:31] <crutchy> hopefully i'll be able to get a dumbot working on my end so i can test
[23:30:37] <crutchy> soonish
[23:30:57] <crutchy> still working on the mysql problems
[23:31:18] <paulej72> crutchy: we forgive you
[23:31:18] <crutchy> gosh setting up this bot for the first time is a pita
[23:31:44] <cmn32480> lol
[23:31:59] <cmn32480> and you know what you are doing.. imagine how I felt?
[23:32:27] <crutchy> you are a very patient and perservering man
[23:32:36] <crutchy> and a masochist :p
[23:32:42] <cmn32480> I had a patient and persevering teacher
[23:32:48] <cmn32480> no denying the second one
[23:33:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Construction Robot Lays Bricks 3 Times as Fast as Human Workers - http://sylnt.us - gives-new-meaning-to:-brick-a-machine
[23:33:01] <cmn32480> two patient and persevering teachers.
[23:33:08] <cmn32480> chromas was a big help too
[23:33:30] <paulej72> except they are Lego Bricks
[23:33:49] <crutchy> doesn't help that double-clicking most files opens up fkin libreoffice writer instead of geany or mousepad :|
[23:34:00] <cmn32480> ~time
[23:34:02] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 9 January 2016, 11:33 pm
[23:34:02] <paulej72> vi
[23:34:38] <cmn32480> for what littl eI do to him, GEdit works fine
[23:34:39] <paulej72> what is this double click you speak of
[23:34:42] <crutchy> oh gotta set up my geany snippets again. forgot to grab them off my lappy before it poofed :(
[23:34:57] * cmn32480 goes to check his chicken
[23:35:01] <paulej72> cli ftw
[23:35:11] <crutchy> nano is my cli fave
[23:35:50] <paulej72> nano is ok, but like vi as it seems to always be there
[23:36:02] <crutchy> i've written a few bash scripts in nano at work, but must admit i mostly use a gui editor
[23:36:19] <crutchy> the vboxes at work are headless
[23:36:26] <crutchy> with x disabled
[23:40:01] * cmn32480 runs windows...... 'cept the box w/ Exec adn Arthur
[23:41:15] <crutchy> woohoo gots me a bot
[23:41:36] <cmn32480> that was 3 or four days faster than I got exec running
[23:42:44] <crutchy> i spun up a new machine so i could get sound working... and it still doesn't work.
[23:43:08] * crutchy blames pulseaudio devs
[23:44:07] <crutchy> though probably was due for a clean slate anyway
[23:44:46] <crutchy> i'm not patient enough to do dist-upgrades