#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-07

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[00:00:05] <Deucalion> Ye gads.... Walla Walla University... "A private Christian liberal arts university......." - how does one parse that description? private Christians? Christian liberal arts? liberal or Liberal? As an outsider.. I have no idea but that description scares me. Maybe that is the point.
[00:01:17] <chromas> It's a private college, owned/run by (seriously) seventh-day adventists
[00:01:44] <chromas> a few years ago I guess they decided since they charge far out the ass, they could call it a university
[00:04:43] <Deucalion> 7th day adventists... literal bible types? I lose track of all the various sects. How are they different to the Utah Saint LDS mob... other than the prescribed underwear? /me just does not get it
[00:07:13] <chromas> just one of ten-thousand protestant offshoots
[00:08:14] <chromas> 7th day is the shabbat, jeebus will cum again at some point. those are the main things I think
[00:08:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Files Recovered from Nearly 200 Floppy Disks Belonging to Star Trek Creator - http://sylnt.us - probably-used-a-replicator
[00:08:54] <chromas> 200 Floppy Disks? That's like 3MB
[00:09:38] <chromas> were they double-sided?
[00:11:06] <mythterj> 7th Day = Jehova's Witnessess as I recall.
[00:14:57] <chromas> I think they do share some ideas (no going to heaven/hell directly after death; hell = permanent death' etc)
[00:16:08] <fliptop> witnesses don't celebrate any holidays, iirc
[00:16:14] <fliptop> including birthdays
[00:16:29] <chromas> oh yeah. and no beards, right?
[00:16:49] <fliptop> dunno, the one guy i know who's a witness is clean shaven
[00:17:53] * Deucalion is lost - we used to get the knock on the door "Do you want a copy of the Watchtower" - I think that was Jehova's but maybe it was LDS.. they all seemed resolved to live a funless life, indulge in nothing while expending all energy castigating others for daring to laugh. I'm happy if they are happy with that, but it was never for me.
[00:19:30] <Deucalion> I turned the other cheek.... let's see if the call me un-Christian for that :D
[00:19:31] <fliptop> that would be a witness, their calling encourages them to proselytize once a week
[00:21:23] <fliptop> i always let them in, then i turn on ozzy
[00:22:15] <chromas> Guy who used to live at this house let them in once and talked their ears off and asked tons of questions. They pass the house now.
[00:25:29] <Deucalion> You are correct fliptop - Watchtower is a witness thing. (Had to look it up). I still don't know the difference between the various sects and I really don't care. If "God" exists I'll stumble upon it in my own way and in my own time, I see no reason to pay a tithe to access what is supposed to be a universal entity. But people find peace where they will and I am not going to be an ass about religion.
[00:26:22] <fliptop> i have a client who's lds, witnesses seem much more dedicated to trying to recruit followers
[00:26:46] <fliptop> afaik they both have annual shindigs, lds in utah and the witnesses own a big building in nyc
[00:27:01] <chromas> The difference is they each have their own interpretation of da bible, which is the perfect inerrant word o' god, and each one's right-er than the rest
[00:27:21] <fliptop> i don't think either claim that, at least not to me
[00:28:31] <fliptop> Deucalion: each sect has it's own rules, and traditions
[00:29:33] <chromas> oh, I just meant christian denominations in general
[00:29:38] <cmn32480> can somebody moderate this up so it can be moderated spam
[00:29:39] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[00:29:42] <cloudshark> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:-1, Offtopic)
[00:30:31] <cmn32480> I realize that sounds stupid... but there is a bug in the moderation system that if the comment is already at -1 it can't be moderated spam
[00:31:02] <chromas> is it spam?
[00:31:10] <fliptop> +1 funny, because it kinda is
[00:31:21] <cmn32480> I think it is spam chromas
[00:31:54] <fliptop> chromas: even the christian denominations have their differences
[00:32:27] <cmn32480> wait... once the comment was moderated it can't be marked spam... WTF????
[00:32:39] <cmn32480> I blame TheMightyBuzzard
[00:32:40] <Deucalion> fliptop, I know and far be it for me to mock any of them. I put it in the ~don't know~ pile.
[00:33:26] <fliptop> for example, a catholic funeral is a somber affair, whereas the baptists practically celebrate it as "they're going home"
[00:33:37] * cmn32480 grouses about stupid things in the moderation system
[00:33:44] <Deucalion> cmn32480, that is not spam, that is Off-Topic
[00:34:02] <cmn32480> -1 disagree
[00:34:38] <fliptop> even the splits between one denomination have wide differences
[00:35:08] <fliptop> s/between/in/g
[00:35:08] <sedctl> <fliptop> even the splits in one denomination have wide differences
[00:35:50] <fliptop> cmn32480: great, so now it's permanently funny?
[00:35:52] <Deucalion> Spam is for those drive by "Visit VIAGRA.COM" fests we get from time to time... that comment is just stupid off topic blah. It's just Off-Topic.... unless you wish to control the conversation?
[00:35:59] <cmn32480> looks that way
[00:36:29] -!- OneTruePope [OneTruePope!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[00:37:01] <fliptop> can i mod it again?
[00:37:02] <cmn32480> I choose not to control the conversation, but ejaculation on snails is so far off topic as to be spam
[00:37:23] <fliptop> nope
[00:37:25] <Deucalion> No.
[00:37:29] <cmn32480> no.... that died with the comment and moderate the same thred change
[00:38:02] <OneTruePope> Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said,
[00:38:02] <OneTruePope> "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern
[00:38:02] <OneTruePope> Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over
[00:38:13] <fliptop> it is better than a frosty piss though
[00:38:29] <OneTruePope> oops... that was a bit longer a paste than I expected :)
[00:38:53] <fliptop> pretty good though
[00:38:58] <cmn32480> lol
[00:39:00] * Deucalion tortures cats as a penance for that pastr
[00:39:08] <OneTruePope> Kitteh!
[00:39:28] <cmn32480> ok... I've done my damage for today.... gotta go bathe my kids
[00:39:36] <Deucalion> The only way you will learn our fascistsssss wayz or something
[00:39:39] <cmn32480> biab...
[00:39:44] OneTruePope is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[00:39:59] <cmn32480|showertime> I never woudl ahve guessed!
[00:42:03] * SpallsHurgenson is happy to report that I'm done copying all my files to the new HDDs (and boy is my wrist tired!)
[00:42:24] <Deucalion> You checked them for integrity then?
[00:42:37] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, actually
[00:43:11] * Deucalion is glad there is an ocean in between
[00:46:43] <cmn32480|showertime> did you check for copyright violation?
[00:47:57] <SpallsHurgenson> none of them had that bit set :)
[00:50:03] <cmn32480|showertime> I would have thought that part of the integrity check... that they copied right is kinda important
[00:50:15] <SpallsHurgenson> <groan>
[00:50:29] <cmn32480|showertime> I can start puns too if it makes you feel better
[00:50:51] <SpallsHurgenson> don't you have stinky kids that need washing?
[00:52:11] <cmn32480|showertime> wife doing it :-)
[00:52:22] <cmn32480|showertime> I'm here to make you cry out in pain SpallsHurgenson
[00:52:48] <SpallsHurgenson> get in line :)
[00:53:05] * cmn32480|showertime moves to the front of the line cutting everyone else
[00:53:26] <SpallsHurgenson> that's several thousand people you just pissed off :)
[00:53:27] <Deucalion> Can someone sing Soft Kitty to me? I have a cold
[00:53:43] <cmn32480> ahhhh crap.... the wife yelled down somethign aout Food Savering the Costco purchases... I knew she agreed to bath time too quickly
[00:54:01] <cmn32480> Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur!
[00:54:19] <Deucalion> Ermagerd.... we gonna get sued!
[00:54:48] <cmn32480> Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr
[00:55:02] * Deucalion feels dozy
[00:55:13] <cmn32480> Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur!
[00:55:16] SpallsHurgenson is now known as Dozy
[00:55:22] <cmn32480> now in the round!
[00:55:27] <cmn32480> Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur!
[00:55:34] <cmn32480> Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr
[00:55:39] <cmn32480> Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr
[00:56:07] <Dozy> I'm probably missing something here
[00:56:12] Dozy is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[00:56:22] <cmn32480> now that Deucalion is all Dozy, I'll go food asaver while I think of ways to torture SpallsHurgenson
[00:57:04] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[00:57:04] <cloudshark> ^ 03The Big Bang Theory - Soft Kitty - YouTube
[00:57:41] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, that thing. I heard about that story but didn't really pay attention since I don't watch the show
[00:58:41] <Deucalion> SpallsHurgenson, some sueage from relatives of the Soft Kitty poem author trying to cash in by suing everyone in sight who has deep pockets as far as I can see. ~shrug~ Another day with copyright. Only the lawyers will win.
[00:59:35] <Deucalion> Damn... spellcheck... "sewage"... there...
[01:07:15] <SpallsHurgenson> I've tried watching that show several times and never found it funny or the characters or plots in anyway relatable
[01:15:33] <Deucalion> it has plots?
[01:21:09] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm the wrong person to ask about that
[01:23:17] <Deucalion> But... but... but.. it must be great because everyone says it is...
[01:32:20] <SpallsHurgenson> I haven't watched enough to comment. All I can say is the little I watched did not entice me to watch any more
[01:37:24] <chromas> It's what you get for watching the bottom channels ;)
[01:38:57] <chromas> http://arstechnica.com
[01:38:58] <cloudshark> ^ 03Microsoft readies kill switch for Internet Explorer 8, 9, and 10 | Ars Technica
[01:39:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Malware Creates "Destructive Events" at Three Ukrainian Electric Substations - http://sylnt.us - that's-powerful-malware
[01:40:42] <fliptop> cmn32480: someone mod'd that comment -1 troll
[01:40:58] <SpallsHurgenson> lmftfy: Microsoft creates new reasons to trick people into "upgrading" to Windows 10 (IE9 -which is the highest version Vista will run - will actually continue to receive support until 2017 when Vista EOLs)
[01:59:23] <chromas> Will this be the year of Edge on the Linux desktop?
[01:59:40] <SirFinkus> the linux desktop is too shitty
[01:59:57] <SirFinkus> or should I say "The linux desktops are too shitty"
[02:00:08] <chromas> Then don't you think it's about time we got some microsoft applications?
[02:00:31] <chromas> It's true though, the graphic driver situation is retarded
[02:00:38] <chromas> (for example)
[02:07:01] <chromas> [extensive debate and commentary ensues]
[02:07:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I'll just blame Microsoft
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[02:11:50] <cmn32480> wine is a pita
[02:11:55] <cmn32480> and doesn't always work
[02:12:22] <cmn32480> graphics drivers for common and/or not-quite-new cards are decent
[02:12:46] <cmn32480> cutting edge card drivers don't exist for the most part as far as i know.
[02:13:21] <cmn32480> the common place linux desktop is like nuclear fusion... ten years away
[02:13:49] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... we already have nuclear fusion :)
[02:14:33] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, not in a way that can generate more energy than it takes to create (or at least not controllably)... but we have it :)
[02:14:36] <cmn32480> in small pockets... just like the linux desktop
[02:14:38] <chromas> Need graphics driver for Linux, plus driver for X. Wondows can just restart or swap in another driver whenever it wants
[02:15:33] <SpallsHurgenson> don't even need to restart windows for driver update anymore :)
[02:15:42] <cmn32480> certain things
[02:16:04] <cmn32480> Win 7 pretty much put a stop to that with the exception of large programs
[02:16:07] <chromas> You could probably get away with that with linux (manually reload the driver), except it was updated too
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[02:18:31] <cmn32480> for standard users, depending on what they are doing, it shoudl be fine
[02:20:04] <cmn32480> as soon as you get to games, head for windows, evin if it is in a VM
[02:20:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, that's functioning as intended. you're not supposed to be able to downmod something below -1, even if it is spam. it's not a separate flag, it's a mod.
[02:20:55] <fliptop> cmn32480: you still struggling w/ the ups software?
[02:21:03] <cmn32480> nope
[02:21:17] <cmn32480> canned the win 10 machine and spun up a 7 vm in about 45 minutes
[02:21:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, you had a win 10 machine?
[02:21:42] <cmn32480> Sirfinkus - I gave up and cried Uncle.
[02:21:46] <cmn32480> VM
[02:21:48] * TheMightyBuzzard loses all respect for cmn32480
[02:22:05] <cmn32480> hey man... it is how I pay the bills
[02:22:26] <SirFinkus> I have windows 10 installed on my MAC
[02:22:36] <SirFinkus> but you probably didn't have any respect for me in the first place
[02:22:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> have you considered a more noble calling such as prostitution?
[02:23:13] <cmn32480> pay isn't as good... and the chances of catching somethign are fare higher
[02:23:34] <SirFinkus> this is windows we're talking about
[02:23:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> than on a windows box?
[02:23:38] <SirFinkus> it comes pre-infected
[02:23:38] <chromas> SirFinkus: this is true
[02:23:39] <chromas> ;)
[02:23:52] <cmn32480> and that woudl be why I canned it!
[02:23:54] * TheMightyBuzzard boggles
[02:24:04] <SirFinkus> oh, I saw this car on the way home today
[02:24:05] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[02:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, back to watching that new shannara series. looks like mtv finally put something out worth watching since beavis and butthead.
[02:25:03] <cmn32480> interesting....
[02:25:04] <mechanicjay> What the hell is an M Acuser?
[02:25:05] <fliptop> who's m, and why is he accusing them?
[02:25:26] <mechanicjay> fliptop: missed it by that >< much.
[02:25:31] <SirFinkus> ac = anonymous coward
[02:25:32] <fliptop> ninja'd
[02:25:40] <fliptop> coke++
[02:25:40] <Bender> karma - coke: 3
[02:25:43] <SirFinkus> accuser has two cs
[02:26:04] <fliptop> only 7 chars are allowed
[02:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> so does the chick i had over this weekend
[02:26:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008137++
[02:26:27] <Bender> karma - 8008137: 1
[02:26:27] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: isn't it weird? spike tv has a fancy show with writing too now. Not sure if it's good though. Something about ancient Egypt
[02:26:52] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes himself
[02:26:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[02:26:56] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 30
[02:27:09] <cmn32480> I was wondering what that was
[02:27:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> boobies plus another pair?
[02:27:47] <cmn32480> extra_bewbs++
[02:27:47] <Bender> karma - extra_bewbs: 1
[02:28:05] <chromas> season's squeezins!
[02:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, she was all complaining bout bewb bruises. i was like if you didn't want em squoze all day you shoulda left sooner.
[02:29:26] <cmn32480> you dind't leave identifiable dental impressions did you?
[02:29:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, never break the skin and you got no such worries.
[02:31:05] <cmn32480> always remember what the poppa squirrel said to the baby squirrel....
[02:31:09] <cmn32480> cover your nuts
[02:31:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, back to tv n whisky
[02:31:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab cmn32480
[02:31:31] <Bender> Added quote 643
[02:48:29] <SirFinkus> god I fucking love this amp
[02:48:44] <SirFinkus> if it had a hole big enough for my massive cock, I'd fuck it
[02:49:11] <cmn32480> I'm surprised you can't find a hole in it 1/2 in in diameter
[02:49:28] <cmn32480> they sell drill bits that big for gods sake
[02:49:40] <SirFinkus> see, that's not even funny
[02:49:49] <SirFinkus> since all the jacks are 1/4 inch
[02:56:33] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:57:27] <SpallsHurgenson> all this ineuendo is too subtle for me; can you make it a bit more blatant?
[02:58:00] <SirFinkus> I want my amp to have my babies
[02:58:31] <SirFinkus> "but wait... don't put it in there... that's my effects loop"
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[02:58:54] <SpallsHurgenson> nope... still not getting it
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[02:59:29] <cmn32480> that'd be like foot pedals, right?
[02:59:59] <SirFinkus> I don't even know
[03:01:04] <cmn32480> and be careful... some parts of that amp will probaly give quite the shock if touched
[03:01:34] <SirFinkus> "NOT THERE, THAT'S MY HEADPHONE OUTPUT"
[03:04:28] <cmn32480> head is what you want.... isn't it?
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[03:10:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Black Hole "Burp" Expels Gas Waves in "Nearby" Galaxy - http://sylnt.us - rude-galactic-objects
[03:14:17] <chromas> Are we sure it wasn't a fart. Which side is the front?
[03:14:38] <Bytram> just wait for the smell, or not
[03:14:56] * chromas digs out his smell-o-scope
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[04:02:02] <chromas> https://twitter.com
[04:02:04] <cloudshark> ^ 03#bundyeroticfanfic hashtag on Twitter
[04:05:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I need more bulletses
[04:08:59] <Bytram> is that bundy as in Al and Peg Bundy?
[04:09:39] <chromas> yep, and his father Ted
[04:09:46] <Bytram> :P
[04:11:22] <SpallsHurgenson> Father Ted? Is Dougal there?
[04:13:25] <chromas> no, he's at the magic roundabout
[04:14:03] <SpallsHurgenson> the one with the nekkid women?
[04:15:07] <chromas> that's the magic reacharound
[04:15:20] * chromas goes down to the tricky triangle
[04:18:50] * SpallsHurgenson points out that nekkid is a six-letter word
[04:22:59] <SpallsHurgenson> coincidentally, "points" is also a six-letter word... I think you all see where I'm going with this.
[04:25:46] <cmn32480> ~gnight all you miscreants
[04:25:46] <chromas> "letter" is a six-letter word
[04:25:48] * exec diabolically passes a tinfoil hat of spew to all
[04:25:59] <cmn32480> ~gnight all_you_miscreants
[04:26:01] * exec suspiciously offers a bucket of boogers to all_you_miscreants
[04:26:22] <chromas> ~g'night
[04:26:31] <chromas> ~g'night *
[04:26:33] * exec abnormally cracks open a caravan of ciri poo for *
[04:27:31] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:27:42] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone.
[04:27:57] <SpallsHurgenson> wait... I'm a miscreant?
[04:28:17] <Bytram|away> that's gotta be better than a mistercreant, right?
[04:28:22] <Bytram|away> ;)
[04:28:31] <Bytram|away> thanks, I'll let myself out.
[04:28:47] <Bytram|away> and, given the time, I actually need to be going...
[04:28:57] <Bytram|away> have a great night everybody!
[04:30:11] <SpallsHurgenson> we miscreants aren't allowed good nights :(
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[05:04:03] <poutine> things like "good morning" and "goodnight" are bad and should not be used because there are no geographical boundaries to this chat, and your morning is evening for someone else. It's rather insensitive otherwise
[05:05:24] <JamesNZ> poutine--
[05:05:24] <Bender> karma - poutine: -405
[05:06:01] <chromas> "good day" works, though, because it refers to both the portion of time when the sun illuminates your region but also s ~24hr span of time
[05:06:05] <SirFinkus> sure, why not
[05:06:22] <SirFinkus> only country that really matters is the US anyway
[05:06:54] <chromas> Though, if someone's having a bad 24hr timespan, then that's insensitive and possible ablist
[05:07:05] <poutine> in obesity and gun violence rankings, perhaps
[05:07:49] <SirFinkus> nothing gets past you, does it?
[05:07:53] <chromas> We're obese because we eat gun-shaped candies all day long
[05:08:01] <poutine> what if my cat died, and you're all jumping for joy over your "good day", try and understand the human condition and sympathize for a moment
[05:08:18] <chromas> cat death isn't human condition
[05:08:31] <poutine> I don't have or like cats, I'm just saying
[05:08:38] <SirFinkus> you just reminded me to check on my phone cats
[05:08:57] <poutine> and the ability to feel and understand loss is a human condition, don't give me no shit about elephants mourning their dead, it isn't even on the same level
[05:09:01] <chromas> "just saying" offends me; can't you sympathize?
[05:09:51] <SirFinkus> poutine isn't a vegan food, please have some compassion for the animals
[05:10:13] <poutine> vegans are not really people
[05:10:27] <chromas> You just need to use vege-eggs
[05:11:10] <chromas> bean curd 'n' gravy
[05:11:28] <chromas> oh derp; cheese, not eggs
[05:11:47] <chromas> I hope my ignorance offends you
[05:11:49] <SirFinkus> mm, sounds DELICIOUS
[05:12:10] <poutine> I have a home security camera system, and right before christmas, these idiots who make the software released an update, that merely added a santa hat to their icon on the launcher screen. Naturally, I complained due to religion being forced down my throat, and received a fairly epic response back
[05:12:13] <poutine> ---
[05:12:13] <cloudshark> Karma - -: -8
[05:12:15] <poutine> It would appear that you have just set a new standard for petty behavior this Christmas. I am 54, and I have never heard of Santa Claus being associated with religious or Christian imagery. But even if he is, so what?
[05:12:15] <poutine>
[05:12:15] <poutine> Are you also offended because Santa is a male, rather than an androgynous being? Does Santa's white, apparent European "look" put your panties in a bunch as well? Does the color RED piss you off? Are you bugged because he uses reindeer to pull his sleigh? Are your delicate sensibilities offended because he is depicted as being a little fat (oops, I meant "calorically challenged).
[05:12:17] <poutine>
[05:12:21] <poutine> My generation views issues like this as "non-issues". Poverty, homelessness, war, disease, hunger, hatred and a host of other global atrocities make your little whiny-assed issue with the Santa icon look pretty childish in comparison.
[05:12:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Periodic Table's 7th Row Filled - http://sylnt.us - blinded-with-science
[05:12:25] <poutine>
[05:12:27] <poutine> Merry F***ing Christmas
[05:12:28] <chromas> Needs more empty lines
[05:12:30] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[05:12:31] <cloudshark> ^ 03Vegan Pizza - YouTube
[05:13:14] <chromas> poutine-- why do you have feminism?
[05:13:14] <Bender> karma - poutine: -406
[05:13:21] <chromas> s/v/t/
[05:13:21] <sedctl> <chromas> poutine-- why do you hate feminism?
[05:14:52] <poutine> That is preposterous, I do not hate feminists, my best friend is a vagina
[05:16:04] <chromas> Would've worked better had you said "pussy"; feminists are misogynists
[05:16:13] <poutine> I started with pussy, but went with vagina instead
[05:16:30] <chromas> "Mangina" also works ;)
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[06:48:24] <JamesNZ> ~fight palatino libertino
[06:48:30] <JamesNZ> .fight palatino libertino
[06:49:28] <crutchy> .fight
[06:50:46] * JamesNZ resorts to googlefight.com
[06:51:58] <JamesNZ> Hmm, Libertine KO'd Palatino.
[06:52:31] <crutchy> ciri not here
[06:52:37] <crutchy> i think it has googlefight
[06:53:11] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[06:54:24] <crutchy> exec used to have a .fight macro that spat out a south pakr quote from the russel crowe fighting episode
[06:54:31] <crutchy> fiik what happened to it
[06:54:58] <crutchy> hmm. maybe its only in my local macro file
[06:55:00] <crutchy> .fight=a:3:{s:8:"chanlist";s:1:"*";s:7:"command";s:52:"oi! why don't ya choke on some pig vomit, ya vagina!";s:3:"cmd";s:7:"PRIVMSG";}
[06:55:04] <crutchy> woops
[06:55:19] <crutchy> that aint the syntax
[06:55:30] <crutchy> .macro .fight * privmsg oi! why don't ya choke on some pig vomit, ya vagina!
[06:55:31] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".fight" and PRIVMSG command template "oi! why don't ya choke on some pig vomit, ya vagina!" saved
[06:55:37] <crutchy> .fight
[06:55:38] <exec> oi! why don't ya choke on some pig vomit, ya vagina!
[06:55:47] <JamesNZ> :D
[06:56:19] <crutchy> then there's this to go with it
[06:56:21] <crutchy> .flip
[06:56:22] <exec> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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[07:57:44] * chromas sets poutine and Gravis to 255
[07:57:48] <chromas> Round one, fight!
[07:58:03] * Gravis turns back down to 7
[07:58:15] <Gravis> chromas: 255 is just too much Gravis for you
[07:58:37] * crutchy turns crutchy up to 256
[07:58:47] <chromas> better hope poutine doesn't have hadouken
[07:59:16] * JamesNZ goes up to 512
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[09:45:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dandelion Uses Latex to Protect Its Roots Against Insect Feeding - http://sylnt.us - plant-condoms
[09:47:37] <JamesNZ> LaTeX++
[09:47:37] <Bender> karma - latex: 57
[09:47:38] <chromas> Don't forget: put it on before you put it in
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[11:17:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Largest Meatpacking Firm to Test Robotic Slaughterhouses - http://sylnt.us - soylent-news
[11:18:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:18:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2050
[11:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... a ball hitch n receiver for my car or a dresser for my socks n drawers?
[11:41:12] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders what to get himself for a belated christmas present
[11:45:19] <chromas> both
[11:45:29] <chromas> put the dresser in your stocking
[11:45:51] <chromas> in Russia, stocking go in dresser
[11:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think my stocking is big enough for a dresser
[11:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> in any case, either one's going to burn through all the fucking-around money i have on hand at the moment.
[11:53:58] <chromas> go with the one what gives you more money the quickets
[11:54:08] <chromas> s/(t)(s)/\2\1/
[11:54:08] <sedctl> <chromas> go with the one what gives you more money the quickest
[11:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> neither gives me any moneys. one gives me socks n underwears out of the trash bags i keep them in in the closet and the other lets me take my boat to the lake when the roomie's out of town.
[11:57:03] <chromas> sounds like the boat is more important
[11:57:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> really does, don't it?
[11:57:16] <chromas> besides, you can always chop down a tree and build your own dresser ;)
[11:57:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i'd already pondered that. cept the tree chopping down part.
[11:58:23] <chromas> maximize the fishing for better tolerance of whatever jerb you take on next
[11:59:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> would have to do it while I'm back visiting in OK though. my tools are all stored over at my dad's place nowadays since there's no room for em in TN at the house we're in.
[11:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[11:59:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have a very, very low tolerance of dipshit bosses n coworkers.
[12:00:50] <chromas> Stop by a grocery store and pick up some apple or orange boxes and you'll have an upgrade from garbage bag :D
[12:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> say, thas an idear
[12:01:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly go with milk crates though
[12:01:38] <chromas> You can even flip the top to the bottom and turn them sideways for shelves
[12:01:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i may be lactose intolerant but my skivvies ain't
[12:02:14] <chromas> use the milk to make lewd videos for youtube
[12:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> youtube allows lewds now?
[12:03:23] <chromas> lewds; not newdz
[12:05:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[12:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> where's the fun then
[12:06:13] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, dressers are overrated
[12:06:25] <crutchy> i have a whole house and i still keep my clothes in a box
[12:06:47] <crutchy> ok its mainly cos a certain woman has taken over all the storage space :p
[12:07:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> good to know the consensus round here is that i need to go fishing more than live like a responsible adult.
[12:09:06] <chromas> uh
[12:09:17] <chromas> fishing is what responsible adults do
[12:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, lot of talk about what Obama wants to do with guns but no good breakdown of the actual executive orders he issued.
[12:11:42] <crutchy> you have to pass the order to find out what's in it
[12:11:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that it matters. lot of em will get overturned by the court and those that don't will get overturned by the next president.
[12:12:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> doubt if any of them get implemented before the end of his term because of court challenges
[12:20:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, feelin some nicotine and fallout 4. or possibly finish up the data entry for that minecraft mod.
[12:20:44] <cmn32480|away> mornign gents
[12:22:05] <CoolHand> g'mornin cmn32480 (and everyone else here since I"m just popping in also)
[12:22:21] <cmn32480> dear god I read that as "pooping in"
[12:22:33] <CoolHand> hah, not quite time for that yet
[12:28:33] * cmn32480 slogs off to make coffee++
[12:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, cmn32480, CoolHand
[12:31:38] <cmn32480> heya TMB... how's the good life today?
[12:32:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty fair. the crutchy/chromas consensus is that i should get a towing package installed on my car with leftover christmas moneys because i don't go fishing enough.
[12:35:13] <cmn32480> an interesting perspective.
[12:35:22] <cmn32480> you eat what you catch?
[12:35:38] * CoolHand wants to fish more
[12:35:54] * cmn32480 wants people to hand him venison
[12:36:01] <cmn32480> we dont'a ll get what we want coolhand
[12:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> have a freezer full, just waiting on a good time for a neighborhood fish fry.
[12:36:54] <cmn32480> so if you eat what you catch, putting a towing package on the car gives you the ability to help feed the family, which is a noble pursuit. ergo, yes, you should
[12:37:17] <CoolHand> nice point there
[12:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> bloody good thing this place came with a fridge and we brought another. one isn't enough for all my fish and anything else at all.
[12:37:47] * cmn32480 thinks worms live in fear of TheMightyBuzzard
[12:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> they certainly should if they don't
[12:40:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. little fallout 4 until i wake up and then fix the API's unicode encoding i think.
[12:46:04] <CoolHand> my next level in irpg/Nerdrpg is in 243 days! crazy! I had to say it in here - can't say it in there - or it would be even longer.. :)
[12:49:17] <cmn32480> uhhhh sure coolhand
[12:52:27] <CoolHand> I take it that cmn32480 doesn't play that
[12:52:49] <cmn32480> coolhand++ #very perceptive!
[12:52:49] <Bender> karma - coolhand: 12
[12:54:16] <CoolHand> it's "idle"rpg.. you basically just idle in the channel, and get penalized for saying anything.. I'm #2 and started way late, but on a string of bad luck now
[12:54:43] <cmn32480> so its an IRC staring contest?
[12:55:47] <CoolHand> more or less... but you get little rewards the longer you stare.. :)
[12:56:04] <cmn32480> ok
[12:56:36] <CoolHand> I am CoolHand, the level 88 Chillaxer. Next level in 241 days, 11:21:09
[12:57:04] <cmn32480> so.. October you level up by not doing anything?
[12:58:20] * cmn32480 shakes his head
[12:58:36] <CoolHand> well, if nothing changes.. several times a day there are battles (and other events) generated by the bot NerdRPG that runs the channel, and time is added or taken away depending on outcomes of the battles or events.. ie. when I leveled to 88 I think I had about 88 days utnil the next level, but most battles have not gone my since.. so now I"m kinda stuck for awhile it seems
[12:59:04] <CoolHand> level 87 took me about 2 weeks I think. the beginning levels you can blow through several a week.. each level takes longer
[13:00:34] <cmn32480> and you win the battles by not saying anything?
[13:02:17] <CoolHand> yeah, there is a certain # of "HP" you have (increases with level) and basically whoeverhas most wins.. you temporarily lose it from battles and it resets when it gets to zero.. at least that is what it seems like.. there is not much docoumentation I can find... there used to be a page somewhere on the wiki about it I think but I can't find it
[13:03:52] <CoolHand> it's #irpg you can pop in there and see what it looks like... :)
[13:04:20] <CoolHand> although it may take awhile before you see any action.. it seems like it generates events about once an hour
[13:07:35] * cmn32480 thinks he's gonna regret this
[13:09:31] <chromas> http://fatphil.org
[13:09:34] <cloudshark> ^ 03Themeable IdleRPG
[13:09:54] <chromas> logs++
[13:09:54] <Bender> karma - logs: 2
[13:12:43] <CoolHand> thanks chromas
[13:13:03] * chromas blames FatPhil ;)
[13:13:15] <cmn32480> more important... why sint' my 3rd monitor/displaylink box workign this morning
[13:14:30] <chromas> You have to tickle it
[13:15:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> I had to unplug/replug my monitors to get them both working this morning
[13:15:23] <cmn32480> tried that
[13:15:34] <cmn32480> 2 of the three work
[13:16:00] <cmn32480> it is the USB/Display link one that normally hosts Hexchat and a few other apps that is giving me the finger
[13:18:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lumosity Ordered to Cease Claiming Health Benefits for Their Games - http://sylnt.us - snake-oil
[13:52:30] <cmn32480> that was a gd pain in the ass
[14:49:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Blind Gamer Successfully Completes "Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time" - http://sylnt.us - a-little-help-from-navi
[15:16:16] <alexbst> http://arstechnica.com <- mm, tempting
[15:16:16] <cloudshark> ^ 03Big RAM laptops are abundant as Lenovo does its Skylake refresh | Ars Technica
[15:19:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> I like big RAMs and I cannot lie
[15:25:41] <mrcoolbp> You other mobos can't deny
[15:55:41] * cmn32480 needs more coffee++
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[16:06:13] <cmn32480> coolhand - is it enough just to sit in the channel? or do I have to do somethign to add myself to the game?
[16:15:34] <CoolHand> cmn32480: have to msg NerdRPG and create account and login
[16:15:47] <cmn32480> interesting
[16:20:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Finds that Attractive Female Students Receive Higher Grades - http://sylnt.us - extra-credit
[16:22:08] <cmn32480> ah ha! http://www.http:
[16:22:15] <cmn32480> http://idlerpg.net
[16:30:46] <CoolHand> the horndog... nice..
[16:30:48] <CoolHand> hahah
[16:41:33] <swiss> 3~/win 39
[16:41:35] <swiss> oops
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[17:12:29] <q_kontinuum> Hi, just noticed someone seems to be abusing the SPAM rating heavily in https://soylentnews.org
[17:13:25] <q_kontinuum> Didn't TheMightyBuzzard promise to change the signature of any "Spam" rating abuser to "I love moose wang" or something?
[17:13:36] <q_kontinuum> :-)
[17:16:59] <cmn32480> I noticed the same thing a few minutes ago and tossed it over the fence at TMB.
[17:17:21] <cmn32480> whether I hit him in the face with it or not is questionable, as I think he was playing Fallout 4.
[17:17:40] <cmn32480> but we do appreciate the heads up q_kontinuum
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[18:07:44] <fliptop> still no hoodies in the swag store, huh?
[18:21:58] <cmn32480> fliptop - the swag store hasn't changed much sonce it opened
[18:22:19] <cmn32480> I'm not even sure who deals with it, likely mrcoolbp
[18:22:28] <cmn32480> he seems to have his fingers in all the pies
[18:22:31] <fliptop> i picked up a polo, it was 50% off! wanted to wear something SN to the auto show
[18:22:32] <mrcoolbp> yup
[18:23:07] <cmn32480> see... wee call... and he cometh!
[18:23:14] <mrcoolbp> we don't get a lot of money from swag, initially we put a lot of hours into getting things looking nice, but no one has touched it since
[18:23:33] <mrcoolbp> need to remove that unobtanium keychain though
[18:23:37] * mrcoolbp does that
[18:23:43] <fliptop> it's january, we need hoodies
[18:23:58] <fliptop> cherry++
[18:23:58] <Bender> karma - cherry: 2
[18:24:07] <fliptop> red_elm++
[18:24:07] <Bender> karma - red_elm: 1
[18:25:04] <mrcoolbp> fliptop: I can do that if you want
[18:25:37] <fliptop> i already picked up a polo, but i'll get a hoodie too if it's 50% off
[18:25:56] <mrcoolbp> I'm not sure if it would be, those deals are something zazzle does by itself
[18:26:07] <mrcoolbp> we do literally nothing on our end
[18:26:36] <fliptop> the zazzle page says i can use a code to get the discount until tomorrow
[18:27:16] <cmn32480> what's the code? I'd get a hoodie
[18:27:26] <fliptop> ZNEWYEAR2016
[18:27:28] <cmn32480> or is it a "personal" code
[18:27:35] <cmn32480> that' ain't personal
[18:27:37] <fliptop> it's right at the top of the page
[18:27:48] <cmn32480> now you expect me to actaulyl visit the site?
[18:27:52] <fliptop> heh
[18:27:52] <cmn32480> seriously/???
[18:28:04] <fliptop> well no, that's why i cut-and-pasted the code...
[18:28:56] <cmn32480> that was very kind of you
[18:30:25] <fliptop> well if someone gets some hoodies up there before the discount expires i'll buy one
[18:30:33] <cmn32480> mee too
[18:30:41] <fliptop> i'd rather wear that in january in detroit than a polo
[18:32:57] <nick> mrcoolbp is the person to make that happen i'd think
[18:33:22] <mrcoolbp> fliptop: do you want a small breast logo similar to the polo?
[18:34:11] <mrcoolbp> fliptop: also I'd love to see an image of the polo when you get it. Can you snap a pic of the stitching and email to me?
[18:35:28] <mrcoolbp> hoodies start at $48 BTW beforw we se a dime
[18:39:11] <mrcoolbp> I remember seeing that and not including them initially partially due to the high base price
[18:42:03] <mrcoolbp> color adds a few dollars too, red shirt is showing $55 base price
[18:43:39] <mrcoolbp> fliptop: here's a quick and dirty with a red version (made the logo B&W): http://i.imgur.com
[18:43:41] <fliptop> mrcoolbp: doesn't matter the price, using business amex
[18:44:00] <fliptop> i'll get you a pic of the polo when it arrives
[18:44:02] * mrcoolbp sets price at $6,000 USD
[18:44:26] <mrcoolbp> fliptop: how does that image look with the black and white logo?
[18:44:39] * fliptop clarifies, as long as it's less than $100
[18:45:01] <mrcoolbp> I know = )
[18:45:05] <mrcoolbp> you said "cherry" but there is only "red"
[18:45:05] <fliptop> that's a cardigan
[18:45:18] <mrcoolbp> no it's a "California Fleece Zip Hoodie"
[18:45:29] <fliptop> is there a pullover?
[18:45:34] <mrcoolbp> they don't have a "Detroit Fleece Zip Hoodie" = )
[18:45:37] <mrcoolbp> let me look
[18:46:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> Would a Detroit Fleece Zip Hoodie be a bulletproof vest with a hood?
[18:46:23] * fliptop clarifies again, cherry == wood
[18:46:24] <mrcoolbp> found one, do you want the breast-location for the logo like I showed with the "red" ?
[18:46:38] <fliptop> sure, that's fine
[18:46:43] <mrcoolbp> fliptop: oh there is a "Brown" one, let me try that with the breast location
[18:46:51] <mrcoolbp> maybe red will work
[18:47:05] <fliptop> navy would be fine
[18:47:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake fliptop a color wheel
[18:47:27] * MrPlow smakes fliptop upside the head with a color wheel
[18:47:28] <fliptop> AndyTheAbsurd: don't think i didn't check michigan's open carry laws while planning this trip
[18:49:29] <cmn32480> breast? what?? where?
[18:49:37] <mrcoolbp> calm down cmn32480
[18:50:24] * cmn32480 didn't see any around and was disappointed
[18:50:44] <fliptop> cmn32480: here ya go - https://soylentnews.org
[18:51:10] <cmn32480> 8008135++
[18:51:10] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 31
[18:51:23] <cmn32480> yer a pal fliptop
[18:51:25] <cmn32480> fliptyop++
[18:51:25] <Bender> karma - fliptyop: 1
[18:51:31] <cmn32480> fliptop++
[18:51:31] <Bender> karma - fliptop: 3
[18:51:53] <mrcoolbp> fliptop: there is dark chocolate or navy, hang on
[18:52:30] <fliptop> navy is fine, tx
[18:52:33] <mrcoolbp> dark chocolate: http://i.imgur.com
[18:52:53] <fliptop> meh
[18:53:22] <mrcoolbp> navy: http://i.imgur.com
[18:53:35] <fliptop> yes
[18:53:56] <fliptop> why the http:// in the url?
[18:55:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause that's what makes it a url
[18:56:38] <fliptop> you're right, people might get confused and type rtsp://, or ftp://, or ...
[18:57:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> because including http:// makes it easy for programs to detect a url? (especially for URLs that don't start in "www.")
[18:58:03] <mrcoolbp> fliptop: http://www.zazzle.com
[18:58:09] <cmn32480> ~titles on
[18:58:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> what andy said as well.
[18:58:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> now I'm wondering what's at http://edit.com
[18:58:16] <cmn32480> ~title on
[18:58:17] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[18:58:39] * fliptop wonders what programs will be reading my swag while i'm walking around wearing it
[18:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> what happened to netcraft?
[18:58:58] * mrcoolbp shrugs
[18:59:02] <cmn32480> died?
[18:59:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya mean on the hoodie
[18:59:11] <cmn32480> chromas borked it?
[18:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, fix it
[18:59:24] <fliptop> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah
[18:59:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[18:59:26] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with just the tip
[18:59:30] <cmn32480> http://www.zazzle.com
[18:59:35] <exec> └─ 13Navy Hoodie | Zazzle
[18:59:43] <cmn32480> exec is slow on titles but he works
[19:01:36] <fliptop> yup, still 50% off
[19:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> that won't work then. we can't let merchandise out the door unless it's all there. unlike site code.
[19:03:07] <mrcoolbp> lol
[19:03:30] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[19:03:30] <mrcoolbp> fliptop: hope you enjoy, a few test products I revieved from them so far have been pretty decent
[19:03:42] * mrcoolbp sips coffee out of his "coffee++ mug"
[19:03:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> salad or frito pie for lunch?
[19:04:21] <fliptop> mrcoolbp: thx, i'll get pics of the clothing and post
[19:04:28] <mrcoolbp> neato
[19:04:42] <fliptop> and i'll be a walking SN billboard at the show
[19:05:02] <fliptop> lotsa eyeballs there
[19:05:29] * cmn32480 didn't know zazzle sold sandwhich boards
[19:20:55] <cmn32480> I jsut added a navy hoodie... in black
[19:29:54] <chromas> ~title off
[19:29:55] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[19:30:07] <chromas> http://yahoo.com
[19:30:09] <cloudshark> ^ 03Yahoo ( https://www.yahoo.com )
[19:30:55] <chromas> somewhere, in a deep, dark crevice, there's an empty string being treated as a number. and apparently, that's the bot's worst enemy
[19:46:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> better checking the string's length before running it through Integer.parseInt() or whatever your language-of-choice's equivalent is.
[19:53:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New York City to Install 7,500 Wi-Fi Kiosks - http://sylnt.us - where-will-Clark-Kent-change-clothes
[19:54:57] <fliptop> http://www.supermanhomepage.com
[19:55:06] <fliptop> he's had that problem for years
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[21:21:56] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:21:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2051
[21:24:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Clinical Trial Calls Patients "Recovered" with Worse Health than Required to Qualify for the Trial - http://sylnt.us - off-PACE
[21:33:40] <cmn32480> AMEN
[21:33:49] <cmn32480> and I don't normally drink coffee this late in the day
[21:33:51] <cmn32480> coffee++
[21:33:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2052
[21:38:46] <crutchy> fuck its getting late. off to workipoos :(
[21:38:48] <crutchy> TGIF
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[22:33:42] <fliptop> damn the dow is tanking and everyone's buying guys
[22:36:12] <SirFinkus> SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL!
[22:41:39] * cmn32480 wishes he had $$
[22:42:08] <cmn32480> and you would think they'd buy women too
[22:42:27] <cmn32480> I'm oout
[22:42:29] <cmn32480> back later
[22:42:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't buy women. you can only rent them.
[22:42:43] <cmn32480> marriage is like a long term lease?
[22:43:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> not remotely. you keep paying every month.
[22:43:01] <SirFinkus> leasing is almost always a bad deal
[22:44:33] <cmn32480> speaking of long term lease.. I gotta get home... ahve a wife adn kids to tend to
[22:44:39] <cmn32480> c-ya later
[22:46:30] <nick> buy, sell.. whatever you do, just make sure gs/jpm/citi etc get their fair share.
[22:52:05] * fliptop can't find his glasses
[22:52:30] <fliptop> s/guy/gun/s
[22:52:45] <fliptop> argh!
[22:52:51] <fliptop> s/guy/gun/g
[22:52:57] <fliptop> lotts g's and s's in that
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[23:26:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dreaming of a Wire-free Laptop? It's Closer to Reality - http://sylnt.us - feel-the-power
[23:43:12] <nick> Runaway1956
[23:57:10] <arti> this is cool http://imgur.com
[23:57:11] <cloudshark> ^ 03Minecart Acceleration - 0 to 360m/s / 1,296 KPH / 805 MPH - GIF on Imgur