#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-03

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[00:55:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - School Teacher Beats Drunk Driving Charge after Proving that her Body Brews Alcohol - http://sylnt.us - who-wants-a-microbe-transfusion?
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[01:05:05] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm, my amazon order has been "shipping today" for close to 36 hours now... there's something wrong with that but I just can't quite put my finger on it :)
[01:07:10] <crutchy> oh you didn't get the memo about the new 36 hour day?
[01:07:29] <SpallsHurgenson> sorry, I must have been on another planet
[01:07:53] <crutchy> times are tough
[01:08:17] <crutchy> the good thing is your salary will still be the same
[01:09:19] <SpallsHurgenson> well, since I only work 8 hours a day anyway, that seems fair :-)
[01:10:14] <crutchy> oh did i say 36 hour day? i meant 36 hour work day :D
[01:10:55] <SpallsHurgenson> well, great! 28 hours of overtime!
[01:10:58] <crutchy> sleep is for the weak you know
[01:11:18] <SpallsHurgenson> also for the sleepy :)
[01:11:43] <SpallsHurgenson> besides, I'm management... what do you think we do in our offices when we close the door? :)
[01:11:58] <SpallsHurgenson> "important business calls"? heheheh
[01:23:31] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com idiots playing with fire... but who can blame them? :)
[01:23:32] <problematic> ^ 03ЧТО БУДЕТ, ЕСЛИ ПОДЖЕЧЬ 10 000 БЕНГАЛЬСКИХ ОГНЕЙ! - YouTube
[01:27:45] <Runaway1956> The offog appears to be missing . . .
[01:29:56] <SpallsHurgenson> eh, just use the allamagoosa
[01:30:14] <Runaway1956> I suppose that will work . . .
[01:30:53] <SpallsHurgenson> my googlefu is strong :)
[01:31:36] * crutchy has googlefoo
[01:31:50] <Runaway1956> Really, you looked it up? I'm re-reading the 'There will be war' series by Pournelle
[01:33:02] <Runaway1956> Volume X was just published, and I decided to re-read the first 9 volumes before I allow myself to read volume X
[01:33:06] <SpallsHurgenson> forgive me for not remembering a rather forgettable comic sci-fi short story written 61 years ago :)
[01:33:39] <crutchy> why does the name 'pournelle' ring a bell...
[01:33:40] <Runaway1956> Bender says you wrote it . . . .
[01:34:04] <Runaway1956> I had no idea that Jerry Pournelle was a bell ringer.
[01:34:17] <SpallsHurgenson> he writes sci-fi and used to write about tech
[01:34:20] <crutchy> ~g jerry pournelle
[01:34:22] <exec> [google] www.jerrypournelle.com/
[01:34:39] <crutchy> i've heard it from somewhere, but i don't read books so i wasn't sure where
[01:35:13] <Runaway1956> ahhhhhh . . . don't read books . . . probably still working on the scrolls from your youth?
[01:35:20] <crutchy> ah now i remember
[01:35:24] <crutchy> it was from this page
[01:35:32] <crutchy> http://www.jerrypournelle.com
[01:35:33] <problematic> ^ 03Getting To Space
[01:35:42] <crutchy> one of the most inspiring pages on the internet
[01:35:58] <crutchy> fuck me. memory is a strange beast
[01:36:01] <chromas> there's Pournelle on the internet?
[01:36:04] <SpallsHurgenson> I solved the getting to space issue: use trebuchets
[01:36:23] * crutchy read that page over a decade ago
[01:36:24] <Runaway1956> Amazon dot com sells ebooks by anyone and everyone I think
[01:36:50] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: do you have any multi-stage trebuchets?
[01:37:13] * chromas puts a trebuchet on a trebuchet
[01:37:14] <Runaway1956> No, but I've built a couple single stage
[01:37:18] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, no but that's a great idea! I just kept building them bigger and bigger!
[01:37:32] <SpallsHurgenson> Sproing! sproing! sproing! all the way up to the stars!
[01:38:15] <Runaway1956> http://www.amazon.com
[01:38:17] <problematic> ^ 03Amazon.com: There Will Be War Volume X eBook: Jerry Pournelle, Larry Niven, Ben Bova, Gregory Benford, David VanDyke, Martin van Creveld, Phillip E. Pournelle, Doug Beason: Kindle Store
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[02:04:30] <Gravis> woo! \o/
[02:21:09] * SpallsHurgenson likes a game where dem Nazis blow up good!
[02:27:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gene Editing Tech Named Science Magazine's Breakthrough of the Year - http://sylnt.us - before-doing-any-editing,-ensure-you-have-made-full,-working-backups
[03:24:29] * SpallsHurgenson can't tell if cmn32480 is sleeping or not
[03:26:26] <cmn32480> he is... but on;y kinda
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[03:28:58] <SpallsHurgenson> my god man, dontcha have better things to do than not be sleeping?
[03:29:36] <cmn32480> nope.... not really
[03:34:12] <SpallsHurgenson> well that's a shame really, since everytime I think of somebody who shouldn't be doing anything with your life, your name springs to mind. You really ought to not be putting your talents to use, as God intended. ;-)
[03:34:42] <cmn32480> that's why I'm an Editor... putting absolutely no talent to use
[03:34:50] <cmn32480> just screwign stuff up left adn right
[03:35:29] * Deucalion mind falls apart on exposure to gratuitous double negative abuse.
[03:36:54] <SpallsHurgenson> no it doesn't
[03:38:14] * cmn32480 sweeps up the pieces and hands them back to Deucalion
[03:40:13] * Deucalion lightly fries them, serves them with a fine chianti and chows on his own brain fragments.... not sure if this will make me wiser or not :/
[03:40:30] <Deucalion> tasty though ~herp~
[03:41:16] <Bytram> lol
[03:41:21] <Bytram> braaaaaains!
[03:41:39] <SpallsHurgenson> IRC... where zombies go to starve
[03:43:00] <Bytram> Forbes, after I temporarily allowed forbes.com and forbesimg.com, now wants me to allow 12 more sites before it will let me load a story.
[03:43:05] <Bytram> forbes--
[03:43:05] <Bender> karma - forbes: -2
[03:43:31] <cmn32480> no script?
[03:43:50] <Bytram> in full force!
[03:44:26] <cmn32480> the regular site has 15 sites blocked in Ghostery
[03:44:27] <SpallsHurgenson> you stealing from forbes by not allowing them to run unspecified code on your machine!
[03:44:54] <cmn32480> and 13 somethigns blocked in uBlock Origin
[03:44:59] <Bytram> ghostery does not seem to work on pale Moon, at least it wouldn't last time I tried... specially since they changed their name.
[03:45:18] <Deucalion> I love those sites which initially load the content and you see it, then some other script kicks in a hides the content claiming you need to allow JS.... huh, wait a minute there.... I saw it before you obfuscated it.... wtf... ~close tab, fuck you~
[03:47:08] * Bytram just does a "view source"
[03:47:18] <Bytram> hmmm, http://www.neowin.net
[03:47:20] <problematic> ^ 03Microsoft Warns Windows 7 Has Serious Problems - Back Page News - Neowin Forums
[03:47:38] <Bytram> seems to point to the same story as: http://www.forbes.com
[03:47:39] <problematic> ^ 03Forbes Welcome ( http://www.forbes.com )
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[03:50:11] <SpallsHurgenson> well, fortunately Win7 is still within its security-patch lifetime so I'm sure all those problems will get fixed :)
[03:51:39] <Deucalion> as well as getting all the "telemetry" updates forced upon it :/
[03:52:37] * Bytram is reminded of the little drummer boy: "Do you see what I see?"
[03:53:05] <Bytram> looks like, before long, the answr will be 'yes' for most people
[03:54:16] <SpallsHurgenson> so far MS has been fairly forthcoming with the content of their telemetry patches (so long as you click the "more information" patch in update and go to their website) so its been possible to avoid these unwanted add-ons.
[03:54:17] <SpallsHurgenson> so far.
[03:54:18] <Deucalion> Immediately pops into my mind a Metallica lyric http://www.metrolyrics.com
[03:54:19] <problematic> ^ 03Metallica - Eye Of The Beholder Lyrics | MetroLyrics
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[03:58:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Single Biggest Problem With 'Fallout 4' is the Same as 'The Witcher 3' and 'Skyrim' - http://sylnt.us - just-a-bit-wide-of-the-mark
[04:01:49] <SpallsHurgenson> obvious clickbait article just so soylent can scoop up all those advertising dollars :)
[04:05:13] <Deucalion> Absolutely - the only reason you don't see the plague of pop-ups, pop-unders and inline ads on SN is because you run an ad-block plugin - curse you you sponger. :P
[04:05:38] <Deucalion> Or maybe not
[04:08:24] <cmn32480> then I guess we are all sponges
[04:08:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm more of a slimey washcloth than a sponge
[04:11:52] * chromas takes SpallsHurgenson into the shower…
[04:12:08] <Deucalion> ewww... a dishcloth that has been on the kitchen sink too long and smells while looking all clean... that stinky shit goes in the bin.. Uh-Huh... there ain't no bleaching stink cloths round these parts, they gets binned.
[04:12:15] <cmn32480> shame we can't quote actions....
[04:12:33] * Deucalion vomits in the corner
[04:12:46] <cmn32480> somebody needs to fix that in Bender
[04:12:59] <Deucalion> Feel free
[04:13:07] * cmn32480 hands Deucalion a clean looking cloth to clean up with
[04:13:52] * cmn32480 sniffs and wonders how long that cloth was in the sink
[04:14:02] <Deucalion> I think it is chromas and SpallsHurgenson may need that..... I'll be OK with my own supply thanks.
[04:15:19] <chromas> I give SpallsHurgenson a firm squeeze, then go downtown
[04:15:29] <chromas> I put on my robe and wizard hat…
[04:16:04] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, I get dinner first!
[04:17:10] * chromas feeds SpallsHurgenson a couple nuts
[04:17:25] * chromas and a sausage
[04:20:29] * cmn32480 reaches around
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[04:20:41] * Deucalion looks on aghast
[04:20:45] * cmn32480 's water glass toward the vegetables
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[04:24:25] * Deucalion suspects cmn32480 ;s glass may have contained something other than water this evening.
[04:26:06] <cmn32480> who? me?
[04:26:25] <cmn32480> <hiccup> I have no idea what youa re talking abotu
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[04:30:19] <Northside_puto> 'Sup.
[04:30:58] <cmn32480> your timing is impeccable
[04:31:11] <Northside_puto> Why is that?
[04:31:20] <cmn32480> chromas jsut fed SpallsHurgenson some nuts and a suasage
[04:31:34] * Deucalion considers the quorom formed and breaks out the absinthe.
[04:32:03] <cmn32480> but I gotta work day after tomorrow!
[04:32:08] <Northside_puto> how long and thick was the sausage?
[04:33:34] <Northside_puto> cmn, at least there's tomorrow to recover.
[04:33:48] * Deucalion just goes about clearing the empties up
[04:35:11] <Northside_puto> It's probably morning over there.
[04:35:17] <Northside_puto> Here it's time to drink.
[04:35:53] <Northside_puto> How was yalls new years eves?
[04:36:03] <Deucalion> Northside_puto, a night on the absinthe.... two day recovery..... day one is wondering what the fuck just happened, what the dreams were about, trying to separate dream from reality... day two is finding home and sleeping it off.
[04:36:51] <Northside_puto> Deucalion, glad I haven't tried it. Also, it's funny that the wording when you mention the name is Absynthe-green in Hexchat.
[04:42:18] <Northside_puto> Just now reading the Mein Kampf story
[04:42:23] <Deucalion> It's fine if you want to explore a little... but don't ever be seated for 4 - 5 rounds of the stuff in a bar... you'll feel cogent right up until the point you stand up... at which point you realise your legs no longer function and you flop about on the floor like a dolphin out of water.
[04:42:51] <Deucalion> That came out of copyright right?
[04:42:57] <cmn32480> also keep in mind, I don't think you can get the real stuff here in the US legally
[04:43:03] <cmn32480> in Germany
[04:43:17] <Northside_puto> cmn, in the U.S. you can order yourself a hardcopy from Amazon.
[04:43:32] <cmn32480> absynth
[04:43:43] <cmn32480> I don't think you can get the real stuff here
[04:43:43] <Northside_puto> They made absynthe legal in the US a few years ago
[04:44:01] <cmn32480> I sit corrected
[04:44:15] <cmn32480> you've been able to get MK here forever AFAIK
[04:46:23] <Deucalion> Absinthe - as in the original made from worm-wood spirit... is not commonly available... the green coloured crap is everywhere.... typically with skull motifs on it :/
[04:47:58] <cmn32480> http://www.wormwoodsociety.org
[04:47:59] <problematic> ^ 03Yes, Real Absinthe Is Legal In The US
[04:49:16] <Northside_puto> I believe it was legalized back in like '05 or something
[04:49:29] <Deucalion> I may have to grab a Mein Kampf online to put alongside my Marx Capital volumes on my book shelf... got to keep the buggers confused :D
[04:49:30] <Northside_puto> As for Mein Kampf, I have a present given to me I'll show you.
[04:49:32] <Northside_puto> http://i.imgur.com
[04:49:33] <cmn32480> 2007
[04:49:52] <Northside_puto> A dark-ass indigenous-looking Filipina gave me that book.
[04:50:09] <cmn32480> I read a fair chunk of it in 9th grade
[04:50:12] <cmn32480> for a project
[04:50:19] <cmn32480> as research
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[04:50:40] <Northside_puto> Germans translated to English are hella hard to read.
[04:50:46] <Northside_puto> They ramble, man.
[04:50:50] <cmn32480> yep
[04:50:59] <cmn32480> imagine it when you were 14
[04:51:05] <cmn32480> it was VERY difficult
[04:51:12] <cmn32480> but I got an A
[04:51:14] <Northside_puto> It's the kinda stuff you have to re-read 10 times to take in the passage.
[04:51:30] <cmn32480> I honestly don't remember a ton of it
[04:51:40] <cmn32480> but I remember ti was very hard reading
[04:53:25] <Northside_puto> It'd be nice to read again, if I had the time.
[04:53:29] <Northside_puto> Which I don't.
[04:53:52] <Northside_puto> I mean, it'd be nice to read AT ALL, which I haven't. Only flipped through it.
[04:54:09] <cmn32480> keep the book
[04:54:20] <cmn32480> mark it "For future puzzlement"
[04:54:41] <Northside_puto> Hahaha
[04:56:15] <Northside_puto> Man, if I had time to read it would be Heinlein and Dick
[04:56:38] <Northside_puto> maybe after some of that those pesky Germans in my bookshelf could be addressed.
[04:59:04] <Deucalion> Ha - reminds me, BBC are doing Tolstoy's War and Peace in 6 episodes.... with added gratuitous sexy scenes of course... no idea how they will pull that off... but eh good luck.
[04:59:31] <Northside_puto> Deucalion...I wonder just how faithful they will stay to the book...wtih the women having "down" on their upper lip
[04:59:52] <cmn32480> time for bed
[05:00:02] <Northside_puto> It seems like trying to distill it into such a short series will make it seem really typical.
[05:00:06] <Northside_puto> The devil is in the details.
[05:00:11] <Northside_puto> 'night cmb
[05:00:13] <Northside_puto> cmn
[05:01:25] <cmn32480> night Northside_puto
[05:01:35] <cmn32480> ~g'night Deucalion
[05:01:37] * exec diabolically blows an assfull of bacon at Deucalion
[05:02:10] <Deucalion> ~g'night cmn32480|sleepin
[05:02:12] * exec accidentally poops a DD cup of Debian for cmn32480|sleepin
[05:04:18] <Deucalion> Northside_puto, I don't know how it would be possible to distil war and peace to 6 episodes and add drama and sexy interludes... I'm torn as to whether I want to watch or not.
[05:04:57] <Northside_puto> It sounds like it would be really generic, like a third-rate History channel special
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[05:07:33] <Deucalion> I dunno, BBC generally don't put out utter crap... but I just don't see how they can pull this off..... yech, guess I will have to watch the 1st and see what they are up to.
[05:08:04] * Deucalion detaches cynical head
[05:11:12] * Deucalion places detached cynical head on the spare pillow and settles down for some kip next to it..... night all :D
[05:11:28] <Northside_puto> Later. Tell Mr. farage I'm glad he survived.
[05:11:30] <Northside_puto> Bahayhah!
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[05:32:17] <SpallsHurgenson> it's hard to believe, but I think I've had enough Nazi killing for the nonce
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[05:59:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PlayStation 4 Hacked to Run Linux - http://sylnt.us - imagine-a-beowulf-cluster...oh-never-mind!
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[06:30:14] <crutchy> nigel farage is an interesting character
[06:30:24] <crutchy> i love how he grills the nazis in the EU
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[07:18:20] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup fuckers.
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[07:23:24] <crutchy> .
[08:01:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Solve Juniper Backdoor Mystery; Signs Point to NSA - http://sylnt.us - key-point-is-to-mind-your-Ps-and-Qs
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[09:08:55] <crutchy> ~count nick=crutchy channel=#soylent
[09:08:58] <exec> 0386878
[09:09:08] <crutchy> :/
[09:11:36] <chromas> ~count message=^~count
[09:11:39] <exec> 03174
[09:11:49] <crutchy> ooh
[09:11:54] <chromas> regex++
[09:11:54] <Bender> karma - regex: 5
[09:12:02] <crutchy> ~count message=^~
[09:12:06] <exec> 039411
[09:12:48] <crutchy> i was comparing how much a yabber on between here an on a freenode channel
[09:13:12] <crutchy> though admittedly i been hanging around in here much longer
[09:13:37] <chromas> but recently, yabbering a lot less here ;)
[09:14:18] <crutchy> hmm. depends on the time. i still have earbashing sessions :p
[09:16:07] <crutchy> freenode has more people to troll... err i mean... have 'lively debates' with :D
[09:17:02] <chromas> ~count since=today
[09:17:03] <exec> 03210
[09:17:11] <crutchy> i think a lot of my linecount here was probably earlier days when we were talking a lot with xlefay
[09:17:19] <chromas> ~count since=2016-01-01 0:0:0
[09:17:20] <exec> 031363
[09:17:33] <chromas> Channel needs more fart jokes
[09:17:48] <chromas> Need to generate some stats
[09:17:55] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, your farts smell like shit
[09:32:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Human Migration Out of Africa Left its Mark in Mutations - http://sylnt.us - evolution-at-its-finest
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[10:11:05] <Northside_puto> Hahahahah
[10:12:01] <Northside_puto> Took a hit - 7 barrel-bombs.
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[10:51:05] <Northside_puto> Hahahahahahah
[10:51:25] <Northside_puto> We beat those putas a pastos
[10:51:31] <Northside_puto> putas a patos
[10:51:35] <Northside_puto> HAHAHHAAHHAA
[10:52:14] <Northside_puto> HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH\
[10:52:28] <Northside_puto> https://www.youtube.com
[10:52:29] <problematic> ^ 03SNES Longplay [075] Battletoads Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team - YouTube
[10:52:48] <Northside_puto> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHA
[10:52:55] <Northside_puto> Pinche putas a patas.
[10:53:13] <Northside_puto> https://www.youtube.com
[10:55:26] <Northside_puto> pinches mamones
[10:55:48] <Northside_puto> https://www.youtube.com
[10:57:37] <Northside_puto> Hahahahahaha
[11:07:39] <Northside_puto> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[11:07:48] <Northside_puto> https://www.youtube.com
[11:07:49] <problematic> ^* 03SNES Longplay [075] Battletoads Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team - YouTube
[11:07:53] <Northside_puto> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
[11:08:02] <Northside_puto> THEY WILL DIE
[11:08:51] <Northside_puto> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA\
[11:09:14] <Northside_puto> pew pew pew
[11:09:53] <Northside_puto> HAHAHAHAHAH toads
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[11:34:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:34:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2031
[11:47:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:47:13] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High around 50F. Winds NW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine along with some cloudy intervals. High 37F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
[11:47:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> eep. gonner be fookin cold tomorrow
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[11:55:38] <chromas> ~weather
[11:55:39] <exec> 01Walla Walla, WA, USA - currently 19°F / -7°C, cloudy, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 85% - Sunday cloudy (24°F:28°F / -4°C:-2°C), Monday partly cloudy (28°F:32°F / -2°C:0°C), Tuesday mostly cloudy (33°F:36°F / 1°C:2°C), Wednesday rain and snow (31°F:35°F / -1°C:2°C)
[11:56:12] * chromas shivers some timbers
[11:56:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell? it IS sunday in walla walla
[11:57:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[11:57:45] <chromas> 3:57
[11:57:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> need moar coffee and nicotine. back in 10
[11:57:46] <chromas> magnum
[11:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's john 3:57
[12:04:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The World That Could Have Been - http://sylnt.us - let's-check-the-torrent-sites
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[12:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... think i'll get some minecraft modding in today
[12:17:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> adding a bunch of non-suck tunes to the list of records in the game.
[12:35:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, got the code in now i needa find a bunch of tunes that don't suck
[12:35:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> caveat: they gotta be appropriate for a 10yo boy to listen to, so punk's prolly out entirely.
[12:42:35] * TheMightyBuzzard sifts through the AC/DC discography
[12:49:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i could put whole albums on each disk but what got played would be a random song from that album each time it was put in a jukebox
[12:49:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> Probably not Girl's Got Rhythm or Giving the Dog a Bone...
[12:50:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> Moneytalks might work, though.
[12:53:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> he won't get girl's got rhythm yet so it's safe
[12:54:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> still thinks girls are gross. greatly disappointed his 12yo cousin had a date to the school dance earlier this year.
[12:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should throw some zz top in too but same issue. no tube snake boogie.
[12:59:03] * chromas slips a Yanni disc in
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[13:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> bash scripting is my friend. manually converting a couple dozen songs from mp3 to ogg would have sucked.
[13:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:04:12] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 12
[13:04:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:04:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2032
[13:20:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> woops, mercedes carerra's big naked ass gettin stuffed got put in the Tunes nfs share somehow. that could have been a bit too educational
[13:30:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, this mod's gonna be like half a gig. good thing it's only being made for lan-connected computers.
[13:35:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Experiment With Ants Shows That Drugs Can Alter Long-Term Behavior - http://sylnt.us - don't-drink-the-Kool-Aid®!
[14:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i may have overdone it. i don't want to rename then type in the names of a couple hundred songs. i'm a code monkey not a data entry slave.
[14:12:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:12:26] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 13
[14:12:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:12:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2033
[15:25:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> thank fuck for perl's data mangling mastery. i made it do the data entry bits of adding 123 songs to the mod.
[15:25:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> with a couple one-liners.
[15:37:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Defaunation Reduces Sequestration via Selective Deforestation - http://sylnt.us - need-more-Johnny-Appleseeds
[16:16:57] <cmn32480|sleepin> welcom back TheMightyBuzzard
[16:17:02] <cmn32480|sleepin> coffee++
[16:17:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2034
[16:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't gone, just busy
[16:17:46] <cmn32480|sleepin> TheMightyLizard kept you busy?
[16:19:28] <cmn32480> stupid finges
[16:19:46] <cmn32480> my kids have been explaining minecraft to me
[16:19:57] <cmn32480> I still don't understand it
[16:21:02] * cmn32480 wanders off to find a coffeepot
[16:21:23] * Runaway1956 broke the coffee pot
[16:21:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> is just legos on the computer basically
[16:25:41] <Runaway1956> Alright, I have a lego model of the Enterprise sitting on top of my computer and nothing happens. I keep asking Spock to beam me aboard, but he's not receiving, I guess.
[16:40:35] <cmn32480> obviously it must be from TNG.... Scotty was only there for about 2 episodes
[16:52:18] <chromas> isn
[16:52:25] <chromas> isn't Spock more of a power bottom?
[17:00:46] <cmn32480> nah... I think Kirk had a firmer bottom
[17:00:51] <cmn32480> when he wasn't fat
[17:07:13] <cmn32480> why do I always forget the cardinal rule of "Save Early, Save Often"
[17:07:39] <cmn32480> ~weather
[17:07:41] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 49°F / 9°C, sunny, wind SW at 9 mph, humidity 37% - Sunday sunny (30°F:51°F / -1°C:11°C), Monday sunny (19°F:34°F / -7°C:1°C), Tuesday sunny (23°F:35°F / -5°C:2°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (29°F:43°F / -2°C:6°C)
[17:08:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Venezuela Bans Genetically-Modified Crops via New Seed Law - http://sylnt.us - frankenfood
[17:10:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> grah. fixed one error and created a whole new one.
[17:10:26] <cmn32480> ain't perl a bitch
[17:33:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> java today not perl
[17:33:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl does what i tell it
[18:20:21] <nick> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[18:20:22] <problematic> ^ 03Oregon: Armed protest at US wildlife building - BBC News
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[19:09:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Human-Machine Superintelligence Can Solve the World's Most Dire Problems - http://sylnt.us - work-smarter-not-harder
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[20:27:55] <Gravis> nick: apparently they don't understand how damaging the commons has an effect on everyone.
[20:28:42] <Gravis> or more likely, don't care
[20:32:24] <nick> sure, i dont really care much for the specific circumstances that lead up to this, more for the general point they're apparently trying to make
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[21:11:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Selfie Contest Judges "Beauty" Using Machine Algorithms - http://sylnt.us - more-accurate-than-tinder
[21:19:55] <crutchy> wtf is tinder?
[21:19:58] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:19:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2035
[21:25:00] * crutchy wonders if the wildlife building thing might lead to more armed protests in the US
[21:25:56] * crutchy tries to imagine what the outcome of furgeson might have been if all the protesters had been armed
[21:26:16] <crutchy> heh. i guess a few of them were armed in the end
[21:26:21] <crutchy> but not initially
[21:28:55] <crutchy> lol WaPo is calling it an 'armed militia'
[21:31:30] <crutchy> if it is the lefties might be shaking in their boots
[21:32:04] <nick> "Local police said "outside militants" had seized the building, and that multiple agencies were working on a solution, the Oregonian reported."
[21:35:06] <chromas> isn't tinder the sodomy app?
[21:36:41] <chromas> oh, that wouuld be grindr. from sandwiches to…gay sandwiches
[21:41:10] <nick> has there actually been any update on the 'armed militia' since the story went out a few hours ago
[21:41:58] <nick> or apparently when it started yesterday
[21:43:44] <chromas> Even Rolling Stone has an article. Probably blames it on rape culture
[21:44:56] <Runaway1956> Government likes to hush that kind of thing up, as much as possible
[21:45:06] <nick> it's a publicity stunt, and no one will ignore the page views this story will generate
[21:45:27] <nick> everything that i've seen reports it exactly the same
[21:46:09] <nick> Runaway1956: it seems both the government and the people involved are being very careful about public statements
[21:46:16] <nick> which says a lot
[21:46:40] <Runaway1956> I'm doing a serach now to see if anything new
[21:46:56] <chromas> it's obammar tryin' tu take are guns away agayun
[21:48:34] <nick> well i'm sure trump will be the saviour and let everyone buy ICBMs
[21:49:02] <chromas> he'll let us have anything so long as it can be fired
[21:50:38] <Runaway1956> This is the most detailed article I've found so far - really nothing new though
[21:50:43] <Runaway1956> http://www.nbcnews.com
[21:50:43] <problematic> ^ 03Ammon Bundy, Rancher's Rights Protesters Occupy Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon - NBC News
[21:55:16] <Runaway1956> ~karma coffee
[21:55:24] <Runaway1956> !coffee
[21:55:30] <Runaway1956> *sigh
[21:55:44] <Runaway1956> karma - doffee
[21:55:50] <Runaway1956> karma - coffee
[21:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> !karma coffee
[21:55:57] <Bender> karma of coffee is 2035
[21:56:14] <Runaway1956> exclamation mark - got it
[21:56:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> bender has an odd mix but mostly starts with !
[21:56:29] <Runaway1956> !help
[21:56:29] <Bender> documentation for jsonbot can be found at http://jsonbot.org
[21:56:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow starts exclusively with #
[21:56:33] <Bender> see !list for loaded plugins and "!help plugin" for help on the plugin.
[21:56:43] <Runaway1956> !list
[21:56:43] <Bender> available plugins: admin, cfg, chan, chatlog, core, fleet, grabquote, ignore, irc, karma, koffie, lod, markov, more, plug, relay, soylentrss, sylnt, todo, twitter, uidchecker, urlinfo, user
[21:56:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec starts mostly with ~ but occasionally with .
[21:56:57] <Runaway1956> !grabquote
[21:57:11] <Runaway1956> ~grabquote
[21:57:24] <cmn32480> !grab <name>
[21:57:24] <Bender> I don't know what <name> said, so I can't quote them!
[21:57:46] <Runaway1956> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[21:57:46] <Bender> Added quote 640
[21:57:56] <Runaway1956> lol
[21:58:08] <cmn32480> !quote 604
[21:58:08] <Bender> Quote 604 - <cmn32480> let the butt jokes begin!
[21:58:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[21:58:14] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[21:58:25] <cmn32480> !quote 601
[21:58:25] <Bender> Quote 601 - <bytram> well, his is certainly larger than mine.
[21:58:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent... all three fit together nicely.
[21:58:47] <Runaway1956> !quote 101
[21:58:47] <Bender> Quote 101 - <kobach> xlefay: i saw 34 messages and closed it
[21:59:25] * Runaway1956 thinks he needs a nap
[21:59:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> just had one. i highly recomend it
[21:59:51] <Runaway1956> is good for the soul
[22:01:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, not so much for the hair though. which is a large part of why i hit mine with the clippers regularly.
[22:04:16] <cmn32480> runaway1956 - jsut remember, if you hit somebody with a quote that they said, they do get pinged, and the quotes are channel specific.
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[23:20:51] <chromas> http://xkcdsw.com
[23:20:52] <problematic> ^ 03Suspicion, by Vytron - Making xkcd Slightly Worse
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[23:31:09] <fliptop> if anyone is awake, takyon and i just submitted the same story w/in minutes of each other
[23:33:51] <Runaway1956> Well, fliptop I expect that you'll both be flogged on the town square for that offense.
[23:34:09] <fliptop> heh
[23:34:29] <fliptop> i saw the queue was low and submitted one, then went looking for another
[23:34:50] <fliptop> by the time i had it composed i saw takyon's
[23:34:59] <Runaway1956> I've been looking at that queue, and thinking that I should find something to put in it
[23:35:14] <Runaway1956> Almost stole one from /. but decided not to
[23:37:06] <cmn32480> borrowing topic is fine... exact verbiage is defrinetly not