#Soylent | Logs for 2015-12-25
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[23:52:46] <bacon> ^ 03Steam Is Going Haywire, People Can Access Others? Accounts [Updated] | Rock, Paper, Shotgun ( http://www.rockpapershotgun.com )
[23:52:46] <Bytram> http://www.rockpapershotgun.com
[23:51:28] <crutchy> its over faggots
[23:51:28] <crutchy> Moon Man [Mobile Authenticated] 13 minutes ago
[23:51:26] <crutchy> lol
[23:51:17] <bacon> ^ 03Steam Is Going Haywire, People Can Access Others? Accounts [Updated] | Rock, Paper, Shotgun
[23:51:16] <Bytram> http://www.rockpapershotgun.com
[23:49:29] <bacon> ^ 03Steam Community
[23:49:29] <Bytram> http://steamcommunity.com
[23:49:10] <bacon> ^ 03Steam Community
[23:49:09] <Bytram> http://steamcommunity.com
[23:42:55] <crutchy> cos thats where users are gunna gripe
[23:42:44] <crutchy> Bytram, maybe we need a twitter thing that keeps an eye on anything that mentions 'steam'
[23:41:43] <crutchy> haf fun :)
[23:41:39] <Bytram> cmn32480: thansk for popping in -- have fun!
[23:41:27] <cmn32480> later !
[23:41:25] <cmn32480> gotta run
[23:41:23] <cmn32480> To all. gotta run abck to the festivities. came to my home office for somethigtn
[23:41:03] <cmn32480> excelletn
[23:41:01] <Bytram> cmn32480: Mary K Wrist Mas
[23:40:55] <cmn32480> steamcommunity.com/home
[23:40:46] <crutchy> i've scripted x to automagically part any channel that exec joins
[23:40:32] <Bytram> what is the URL to the site? Since I do NOT have an acct, I can at least poke around without risk.
[23:40:28] <crutchy> g'day cmn32480 o/
[23:39:59] <Bytram> ;)
[23:39:58] <Bytram> thwanks!
[23:39:46] <cmn32480> chwecking
[23:39:44] <Bytram> nod nod
[23:39:24] <crutchy> i've got steam, but im sure as hell not running it with whats going on
[23:36:46] <Bytram> anybody here have a steam account and are able to corroborate the story ^^^
[23:27:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Steam Taken Offline due to DDOS - http://sylnt.us - steam-customers-steamed
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[23:06:52] * crutchy mostly avoids object oriented languages (except delphi)
[23:06:36] <Bytram> well, you know the saying 'kitch as kitch can!' =)
[23:06:21] <Bytram> threw me off using a transitive verb without an object.
[23:06:12] <crutchy> i'm getting more and more kitch with all these new internet phraseries
[23:05:44] <Bytram> TIL2!
[23:05:41] <Bytram> ahhh. nodnod
[23:05:31] <x> [urbandictionary] 03TIL: T.I.L. (Today I Learned) Often used as a space saver on websites such as Reddit or DIGG when writing the titles of links to interesting things the submitter has learned that day.
[23:05:28] <crutchy> ~define til
[23:05:21] <Bytram> TIL?
[23:05:10] <crutchy> TIL
[23:05:07] <crutchy> there ya go
[23:04:55] <Bytram> Boxing Day is a holiday traditionally celebrated the day following Christmas Day, when servants and tradesmen would receive gifts, known as a "Christmas box", from their bosses or employers,[1] in the United Kingdom, Barbados, Canada, Hong Kong, Australia, Bermuda, New Zealand, Kenya, South Africa, Guyana, Trinidad and Tobago, Jamaica and other former British colonies. Today, Boxing Day is the bank holiday that generally takes place on 26 De
[23:04:54] <Bytram> kinda sorta, but not really.
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[23:03:55] <crutchy> i assumed something to do with getting rid of empty present boxes maybe
[23:03:54] <x> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[23:03:53] <Bytram> ~g boxing day
[23:03:40] <Bytram> LOL!
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[23:03:29] <Bytram> or, mayhaps, something else entirely?
[23:03:25] <crutchy> tbh i have nfi what boxing day is all aboot
[23:03:15] <Bytram> or is it a reference to the fine art of fisticuffs?
[23:03:09] <crutchy> thankfully had 35 deg yesterday
[23:02:59] <Bytram> is that like putting things in boxes?
[23:02:52] <crutchy> pissing down rain :(
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[23:02:44] <crutchy> its boxing day here
[23:02:38] <Bytram> now, the question is, WHO is in danger? Crutchy... or US?
[23:02:34] <crutchy> and merry christmas to you as well :)
[23:02:14] <crutchy> definitely dangerous
[23:02:06] <Bytram> but seriously, Merry Christmas!
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[23:01:47] <Bytram> crutchy with an idea? That sounds dangerous! ;)
[23:01:25] <crutchy> using the SN api
[23:01:09] <crutchy> hmm. i just thought of a trick i could add to the wiki spamctl thingy
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[23:01:05] <Bytram> hmmm if it were 'GotHamWater7' then it could also read 'GothamWater7'
[23:00:31] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6005, owned by HotHamWater7
[23:00:31] <Bytram> !uid
[23:00:24] <Bytram> crutchy: g'day!
[23:00:14] <crutchy> g'day Subsentient
[23:00:05] <crutchy> hola Bytram
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[22:57:55] <x> Friday, 25 December 2015 @ 10:57 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[22:57:52] <Bytram> ~time x
[22:46:09] <bacon> k
[22:46:09] <crutchy> =set .bots// x
[22:43:15] <bacon> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[22:43:13] <x> *** SN submission queue: 16 - http://sylnt.us
[22:43:07] <crutchy> ~queue
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[21:49:26] <SirFinkus> people are getting logged into other people's accounts
[21:40:22] <SirFinkus> gg valve
[21:40:19] <bacon> ^ 03Is something wrong with Steam? (Warning: Security Issues) [Don't post usernames] - NeoGAF
[21:40:18] <SirFinkus> http://www.neogaf.com LMAO
[21:25:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firm Forecasts 40% Compound Annual Growth for Robotic Exoskeleton Market - http://sylnt.us - Get-away-from-her-you-bitch!
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[20:44:56] <SirFinkus> I can get football manager 2016 for only P1,032.71
[20:44:38] <SirFinkus> upon refreshing, they're in something called "P"
[20:44:22] <SirFinkus> all the prices are in canadian now
[20:44:18] <SirFinkus> another steam bug
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[19:54:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sugar Pine Genome is 10x the Size of Human Genome - http://sylnt.us - genetric-tree-could-use-some-pruning?
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[19:29:22] * SirFinkus is listening to Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Bo Diddley — The Red Rooster, from the album The Super Super Blues Band
[19:25:29] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 66°F / 19°C, cloudy, wind W at 0 mph, humidity 94% - Friday heavy rain (54°F:67°F / 12°C:19°C), Saturday showers (49°F:55°F / 9°C:13°C), Sunday partly cloudy (46°F:72°F / 8°C:22°C), Monday scattered showers (41°F:46°F / 5°C:8°C)
[19:25:27] <cmn32480> ~weather
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[17:53:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CISA Lobbyists Partied with Lawmakers Night Before Passage - http://sylnt.us - when-you-sleep^Wparty-with-dogs-expect-to-get-fleas
[17:51:21] <SirFinkus> merry christmas everyone
[17:44:35] <mrcoolbp> lol
[17:44:29] <systemd> Karma - -----------------------merry: -1
[17:44:29] <mrcoolbp> -------------------------Merry Xmas #Soylent (And Happy New Year)---------------
[16:21:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Computer Trick Shows Pitch is Just Perception - http://sylnt.us - do-you-hear-what-I-hear?
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[14:50:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Resumes Making Pu-238 after Decades Long Hiatus - http://sylnt.us
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[13:27:40] <chromas> aw; no inventory
[13:27:25] * chromas puts rocket sauce into exec
[13:26:15] <Bender> karma - bytram: 70
[13:26:14] <cmn32480> Bytram++
[13:25:38] * exec unjustifiably offers a bathtub of bacon to Everybody_and_Merry_Christmas!
[13:25:37] <cmn32480> ~gday Everybody_and_Merry_Christmas!
[13:24:44] <cmn32480> Merry Christmas exec
[13:24:39] <cmn32480> boooo
[13:24:32] * exec allegedly postulates a spoon of boogers towards Everybody
[13:24:31] <cmn32480> ~gday Everybody and Merry Christmas!
[13:24:03] <cmn32480> !
[13:24:00] <cmn32480> Merry Christmas Buzzard! Nerry Christmas Crutchy
[13:19:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Christmas Lights Use More Energy Than Entire Countries - http://sylnt.us - christmassive
[13:04:18] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[13:04:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube kinks father christmas
[12:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't parse evening/night weather well
[12:54:10] <MrPlow> T'day: How da fuck am I know dat shit? T'marra: Dey some wetha, bring yo umbrella. Shit be aight. Dat shit be blowin!
[12:54:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #blackuweather traralgon, au
[12:53:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yerg, how'd ya end up without air?
[12:41:03] <crutchy> was fuckin warm today with no air con
[12:40:24] <exec> Friday, 25 December 2015 @ 11:40 pm GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[12:40:22] <crutchy> ~time
[12:40:13] <exec> 07Traralgon VIC - currently 23°C, clear, wind N at 6 km/h, humidity 43% - Friday rain (16°C:35°C), Saturday rain (9°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:22°C), Monday sunny (9°C:27°C)
[12:40:11] <crutchy> ~weather
[12:31:58] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out to do the presents thing
[12:30:55] <MrPlow> T'day: Dey some wetha, bring yo umbrella. Shit be aight. Dey a lil breeze. T'marra: Dey some wetha, bring yo umbrella. Shit be aight. Dey a lil breeze.
[12:30:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #blackuweather
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[11:48:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Big Data, Taylor Swift, and The Future Of The Music Industry - http://sylnt.us - i-got-a-blank-space,-baby
[11:22:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> merry christmas soylentils
[10:17:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - As Aging Slows Body Clock, a New One Starts Ticking - http://sylnt.us - tick-tock
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[08:20:36] <chromas> and per Pepperidge's Law, "no"
[08:20:07] <chromas> why not both
[08:15:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is the Internet Fueling Social Change or Giving License to Engage in Lazy Activism? - http://sylnt.us - slacktivists-unite!
[06:44:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Epigenetics in Wild Guinea Pigs - http://sylnt.us - evolution-in-action
[06:43:00] <Gravis> chromas: exactly
[06:42:56] <Gravis> lulz
[06:41:10] <chromas> 15 Accidents that Will Totally Ruin Your Day—Number 6 Will Explode your Lab
[06:40:35] <systemd> ^ 03Click-o-Tron
[06:40:34] <Gravis> SirFinkus: this one is better: http://clickotron.com
[06:39:01] <Gravis> "IC reverse engineering and other adventures" is the title of the blog
[06:37:29] <Gravis> it will never show up
[06:37:23] <systemd> ^ 03Clickbait Headline Generator
[06:37:22] <Gravis> SirFinkus: refresh until you find something like "Lab explosions and accidents" http://community.usvsth3m.com
[06:35:21] <Gravis> SirFinkus: no. it's all about the title.
[06:34:48] <SirFinkus> that's pretty clickbaity
[06:34:42] <SirFinkus> well, it's a list
[06:34:32] <Gravis> <SirFinkus> I want a cylotron proton beam <-- you'll shoot your eye out, kid!
[06:34:27] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6004, owned by Ga Ga
[06:34:27] <Bytram> !uid
[06:34:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2007
[06:34:22] <Bytram> coffee++
[06:33:42] <Gravis> hell, it doesn't even match any clickbait patterns
[06:32:32] <Gravis> SirFinkus: not clickbait if it's legit
[06:24:28] <SirFinkus> I want a cylotron proton beam
[06:21:51] <SirFinkus> now that's my kind of clickbait
[06:21:45] <systemd> ^ 03IC reverse engineering and other adventures: Lab explosions and accidents
[06:21:44] <SirFinkus> http://uvicrec.blogspot.com
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[05:33:34] <SpallsHurgenson> now the abuse begins
[05:33:04] <JamesNZ> Ooo, we've got him *wrapped around* our little finger!
[05:28:21] * SpallsHurgenson is afraid to say anything lest it be twisted into a pun
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[05:26:33] <chromas> Didn't your doctor prescribe you some pun medicine?
[05:26:20] <chromas> Groan eh
[05:23:57] <SpallsHurgenson> I have a note from my doctor excusing me from all puns
[05:23:08] <SpallsHurgenson> <groan>
[05:14:11] <chromas> Imagine the fallout
[05:14:07] <chromas> What if he wins?
[05:13:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Man Sues Bethesda over Fallout 4 Addiction - http://sylnt.us - should-just-use-addictol
[05:01:22] * SpallsHurgenson confirms that openwrt was flashed onto the router and decides that's enough for now. Time to dump it into the bin where I dump all my extra gear :)
[04:45:06] <SpallsHurgenson> yay, I think I de-bricked the brick!
[04:34:19] <SpallsHurgenson> it could be both!
[04:33:06] <cmn32480> by taking a shit? or by covering somethign crummy in duct tape?
[04:31:18] <SpallsHurgenson> but that's how I ended up getting this router in the first place :)
[04:31:10] <SirFinkus> bbl
[04:31:08] <SirFinkus> another problem I'm having is that I need to take a shit
[04:30:34] <SirFinkus> put a secret someone's sticker on it
[04:30:20] <SpallsHurgenson> (and... I may have just bricked this router with a bad firmware upgrade)
[04:30:19] <SirFinkus> less critically, there seems to be a crack near the headstock
[04:29:16] <SpallsHurgenson> although, if you want to combine duct tape and burning, you could go all Reservoir Dogs
[04:29:00] <SirFinkus> lesbian hipsters
[04:28:41] <systemd> ^ 03Secret Someones - Quit Pulling Me Down (Acoustic) - YouTube
[04:28:39] <SirFinkus> band in question https://www.youtube.com
[04:27:23] <SirFinkus> I like the cut of your gib
[04:27:13] <SpallsHurgenson> get a swatch of duct-tape and slap it over the sticker
[04:26:54] <SpallsHurgenson> or...
[04:26:47] <SirFinkus> exactly
[04:26:38] <SpallsHurgenson> burn the guitar! burn the sister! burn the band! burn everything!
[04:26:15] <SpallsHurgenson> damn sisters!
[04:26:13] <SirFinkus> trouble is, there's a sticker for a faggy band on it
[04:26:04] <SirFinkus> I needed an acoustic guitar for one of my classes, so my sister lent me hers
[04:24:50] <SpallsHurgenson> tell us about your problems :)
[04:24:42] <SirFinkus> I'd rather hear about MY problems
[04:24:13] <SpallsHurgenson> does that mean you don't wanna hear about how I mis-typed the IP address?
[04:23:38] <SpallsHurgenson> awww :)
[04:23:25] * SirFinkus wishes SpallsHurgenson WAS offline
[04:22:37] <SpallsHurgenson> can't connect to router. oh, power cable fell out when I turned router on. corrected, trying again...
[04:22:17] <SpallsHurgenson> can't connect to router. oh, router power button not pressed to "on". corrected, trying again
[04:21:54] <SpallsHurgenson> can't connect to router. oh, NIC disabled. corrected, trying again
[04:21:29] <SpallsHurgenson> can't connect to router. oh, network cable not fully plugged in. trying again.
[04:13:59] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> some idiot forgot to keep the laptops charged...
[04:04:08] * SpallsHurgenson tries to find one of his laptops that still has a ethernet port so he can flash a router
[04:02:33] <SpallsHurgenson> I use newspaper for wrapping; it's great since you never have to cut'n'measure.
[03:54:52] <Bender> karma - sweatpants: 2
[03:54:51] <cmn32480> sweatpants++
[03:54:50] <Bender> karma - giftbags: 2
[03:54:50] <cmn32480> giftbags++
[03:54:45] <Bender> karma - sweatpants: 1
[03:54:45] <cmn32480> sweatpants++
[03:38:12] <swiss> except wine bags
[03:22:44] <chromas> Gift bags are the sweatpants of gift wrapping :)
[03:11:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Milestones: There Are Now 50,000 Wind Turbines in the U.S. With a Capacity of 70 Gigawatts - http://sylnt.us - blow-damnit
[03:07:20] <Bender> karma - giftbags: 1
[03:07:20] <cmn32480> giftbags++
[02:47:41] <cmn32480> and I hate wrapping rpesents
[02:46:32] <cmn32480> it's probably too late to order from Amazon, isn't it?
[02:46:24] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[02:38:55] <chromas> He doesn't even drop down
[02:38:47] <systemd> ^ 03Official NORAD Santa Tracker
[02:38:47] <chromas> http://www.noradsanta.org
[02:33:21] <SpallsHurgenson> also, Merry heXmas everybody :) :)
[02:32:53] <chromas> !grab—aw dang
[02:31:55] <SpallsHurgenson> a lot of abusers were themselves abused as kids they say... its all very disturbing.
[02:29:54] <SpallsHurgenson> oh gosh, the jesus story: it starts when three men creep up to a mother, hand her some gold so they can spend time with the baby with their ointments and balms.
[02:27:58] <chromas> I guess that's why they team up every year
[02:27:44] <chromas> "Suffer the little children to come unto me"
[02:27:26] <chromas> Also into children
[02:27:17] <chromas> Jesus
[02:26:35] <SpallsHurgenson> is this really the sort of guy you'd feel comfortable sneaking into your domicile? He has an unhealthy fascination with pleasuring children too
[02:25:27] <SpallsHurgenson> (and I'm not sure the workshop is OSHA approved either)
[02:24:51] <SpallsHurgenson> don't forget animal abuse, not registering with the FAA, using an unlicensed and uninsured vehicle, he's never paid taxes or social security, and his workshop is pretty much a sweatshop
[02:22:15] <chromas> Undocumented workercide
[02:21:24] <SpallsHurgenson> (elficide?)
[02:21:21] <SpallsHurgenson> 'cause if it is, I think we are amassing evidence that the guy is a career criminal and nobody could be held accountable for his homocide
[02:19:21] <SpallsHurgenson> is it also illegal to carelessly leave a gun where any idiot could pick it up?
[02:18:51] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, so in addition to B&E, that's also unregistered gun possession and incitement to a crime. Blow the sucker away!
[02:17:53] <chromas> I have to wait until he leaves the gun I asked for under the living room bush first
[02:15:51] <SpallsHurgenson> remember, if some fat schmuck in a red costume breaks into your house in the middle of the night, you are well within your rights to shoot the bastard.
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[00:35:52] <Gravis> takyon: yeah but it turns out all guns are good at killing werewolves. in stories, their powers have been greatly exaggerated.
[00:25:52] <takyon> great for killing werewolves
[00:25:39] <systemd> ^ 03A $1 million gun, made from a meteorite | Marketplace.org
[00:25:39] <takyon> http://www.marketplace.org
[00:24:46] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:24:18] <takyon> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:24:10] <takyon> fd
[00:15:19] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone... and MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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[00:10:35] <systemd> ^ 03Hey, Santa – duck! Space shaft buzzes Earth on Christmas Eve • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[00:10:34] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[00:10:20] <Bytram> tunnelinghttp://go.theregister.com
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