#Soylent | Logs for 2015-12-24
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[01:15:49] <Deucalion> 7So many pings it went off the screen... mostly tama bad mouthing me I think. Heh - what's new, I'm used to being kicked around. I'm out for a few days, family is more important than soylent - and Merry Christmas, may reindeer poop your chimney. I'm not even religious but I will wish people Merry Christmas not Happy Holidays,,,,,, political correctness in words is not the same as acceptance for forming bonds. What is with the intransigent blind
[01:15:49] <Deucalion> ness?
[01:18:37] <crutchy> hahaha
[01:18:41] <crutchy> tama is awesome
[01:18:52] <Deucalion> indeec
[01:18:56] <Deucalion> hmm
[01:18:57] <crutchy> have fun mate. be safe
[01:19:23] <crutchy> merry christmas
[01:19:32] <crutchy> and a happy spew beer
[01:19:47] <crutchy> :D
[01:22:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Building Mobile Messaging Service... with Chatbots - http://sylnt.us - we-should-license-ciri-and-tama
[01:22:39] <Deucalion> indeed so.. tama is fine,, my notifications are ballsed, not tamas actions......my bad - I'll get right on that e
[01:23:04] <Deucalion> see... when I can focus!
[01:23:22] <crutchy> i've got tama on the list of nicks not to highlight
[01:23:47] <crutchy> cos otherwise it would be pinging me every half hour lol
[01:24:08] <crutchy> ciri is too, cos its even worse
[01:25:20] <Deucalion> Sounds cruel and unusual
[01:25:57] <crutchy> are you drinking dude?
[01:26:08] <crutchy> if so, :D
[01:26:32] <crutchy> i gots my bottle of redgut ready for tomorrows sloshfest
[01:30:23] <chromas> crutchy: s/gut/tama/
[01:30:23] <sedctl> <chromas> <crutchy> i gots my bottle of redtama ready for tomorrows sloshfest
[01:31:25] <crutchy> hehe
[01:31:33] * Deucalion just sighs
[01:35:15] <crutchy> if i get through half the bottle i'll be doing well
[01:35:21] * crutchy isn't much of a drinker :p
[01:46:58] <chromas> spike yo coffee
[01:47:34] <crutchy> not much into heavy liquor
[01:47:42] <crutchy> tastes like tama's orifice
[01:48:11] <chromas> Don't like your coffee brown and tangy?
[01:48:20] * crutchy likes his coffee orifice-free
[01:48:30] * chromas has single-handedly rueened the channel :D
[01:49:16] <crutchy> from the #soylent-is-no-longer-a-virgin dept.
[01:50:36] <chromas> Ooh, I should go spend some karmas on SN
[01:50:58] <crutchy> some kristmas karmas?
[01:51:15] <chromas> The Kristmas Karma Klan
[01:51:24] <crutchy> apparently you can buy internets with them
[01:52:02] <crutchy> i gotta drive this afternoon :(
[01:52:09] <crutchy> like... on the road
[01:52:13] <crutchy> :<
[01:52:41] <chromas> Ew! With no internet? Ewww!
[01:52:55] <crutchy> with people!
[01:53:09] <chromas> Ewwwwww—
[01:53:41] <crutchy> i'll need a shower afterwards just to wash off their car cooties
[01:54:48] <chromas> I must have a twitter account somewhere. "Do you know LeBron James, Ellen DeGeneres and jimmy fallon on Twitter?"
[01:54:53] <chromas> Sure, I totally know those people
[01:55:17] <chromas> Three guys, not a funny one among them
[01:55:48] * chromas assumes LeBron James is also a pseudo-comedian
[01:59:14] <paulej72> plonk
[02:00:06] * crutchy pours paulej72 a glass
[02:01:28] <paulej72> doing some site db maintencace and need to take the site down for a few.
[02:01:42] <paulej72> got it scheduled an hour from now.
[02:02:50] <chromas> Is there an xmas-themed placeholder page? :)
[02:03:16] <chromas> It could just be a piece of text heavily implying that the site got drunk and will be back later
[02:07:58] <SirFinkus> hohoho merry christmas 🎄🎄🎄🎄
[02:08:47] <crutchy> ~weather
[02:08:48] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 30°C, sunny, wind E at 16 km/h, humidity 31% - Thursday sunny (14°C:31°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (10°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[02:09:16] <crutchy> is it wrong that its 30 degrees outside and i'm sitting on the couch in my dressing gown with the A/C going?
[02:09:58] <chromas> It's fine as long you don't have pants on
[02:12:48] * crutchy is wearing flannies
[02:12:54] * crutchy is ashamed
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[02:31:08] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[02:31:09] <systemd> ^ 03Musubi, for Hawaiin themed Christmas Eve dinner. - Imgur
[02:31:26] <crutchy> "So it's meat, rice and duct tape. Got it"
[02:31:44] <crutchy> was laughing so much i couldn't click the little + on that comment
[02:36:00] <chromas> There're emojis like that too: 🍙🍘
[02:36:14] <chromas> Little taped cookies
[02:39:21] <crutchy> robots are awesome: https://www.youtube.com
[02:39:22] <systemd> ^ 03Rubbish Truck Throws Trash All Over Yard! - YouTube
[02:45:05] <chromas> Lookslike the truck's wearing a scarf
[02:48:25] <SirFinkus> indian curry is awesome
[02:54:50] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
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[02:57:32] <fliptop> !uid
[02:58:14] <fliptop> i guess i can't run that?
[02:58:45] <chromas> !uid
[02:58:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6004, owned by Ga Ga
[02:58:58] <fliptop> thanks
[02:59:13] <fliptop> i knew it, my mom just signed up. egad
[03:01:35] <cmn32480> but at least she ain't in here fliptop
[03:01:45] <cmn32480> imagine all the "Your Mom" jokes
[03:01:47] <chromas> so far…
[03:01:48] <cmn32480> ~uid
[03:01:50] <exec> The current maximum UID is 6004, owned by Ga Ga
[03:01:54] <chromas> he'd flip his top
[03:02:02] <cmn32480> fliptop - try ~uid
[03:02:08] <fliptop> ~uid
[03:02:10] <exec> The current maximum UID is 6004, owned by Ga Ga
[03:02:13] <cmn32480> ok
[03:02:13] <fliptop> thx
[03:02:21] <cmn32480> so you cna do it from exec, but not bender
[03:02:29] <cmn32480> stinkin' bots
[03:03:02] <cmn32480> !list
[03:03:02] <Bender> available plugins: admin, cfg, chan, chatlog, core, fleet, grabquote, ignore, irc, karma, koffie, lod, markov, more, plug, relay, soylentrss, sylnt, todo, twitter, uidchecker, urlinfo, user
[03:03:20] <fliptop> yeah if she winds up in here i'm gonna check to see if there's a problem w/ the spacetime continuum
[03:03:22] <chromas> PRobably requires irc login
[03:03:33] <cmn32480> nickserv
[03:03:46] <fliptop> i usually don't log in
[03:03:48] <chromas> there's also porkserv :D
[03:03:57] <cmn32480> nah
[03:04:05] <chromas> for sasl
[03:04:12] <cmn32480> different login for the site
[03:04:23] <cmn32480> we's referring to nickserv
[03:04:38] <cmn32480> it reserves your nick so that we know you are who you say you are
[03:05:26] <paulej72> OK db maintenance done
[03:05:41] <mrcoolbp> ho boy
[03:05:51] <mrcoolbp> ho ho ho boy
[03:05:54] <cmn32480> so you unborked it pj?
[03:07:28] <cmn32480> see... people say "ho ho ho" and All I can think is "Green Giant!"
[03:07:46] * chromas gives cmn32480 some string beans
[03:07:49] <fliptop> well green is sorta christmasy
[03:08:23] <cmn32480> am I the only one this happens to?
[03:08:54] <fliptop> no i think of the scene in 'die hard', "ho ho ho now i have a machine gun"
[03:09:13] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[03:09:15] <systemd> ^ 03Green Giant and Santa- Ho! Ho! Ho! - YouTube
[03:11:04] <fliptop> https://www.youtube.com
[03:11:05] <systemd> ^ 03Die Hard (1/5) Movie CLIP - Ho Ho Ho (1988) HD - YouTube
[03:15:05] <fliptop> cmn32480: your relatives in town yet?
[03:16:05] <cmn32480> no.. my MIL, BIL and nephew will be in town Friday, then we goto my paretns house on Sunday(?)
[03:16:27] <cmn32480> thngs seem to have settled
[03:16:49] <cmn32480> not sure if people are jsut being nice becasue it is chrsitmas or if they are actually dealing wiht their problems wiht one another for a change
[03:19:07] <fliptop> well either way it sounds like it's all good
[03:19:26] <cmn32480> I keeping my fingers crossed and not holding my breath
[03:19:35] <fliptop> how do you type?
[03:19:48] <cmn32480> not very well with them crossed or not
[03:19:53] <fliptop> heh
[03:19:54] <mrcoolbp> can confirm
[03:19:56] <cmn32480> have you seen some of the stories I've editied?
[03:20:03] <mrcoolbp> ^ yup
[03:20:06] <chromas> the dyslexia cancels out the fingercrossing
[03:20:07] <cmn32480> thanks Boss!
[03:20:10] <fliptop> yeah but the 'rough edges' make the site better
[03:20:26] <cmn32480> there is a difference between rough an jagged
[03:20:34] <cmn32480> rough takes some sand paper
[03:20:39] <cmn32480> jagged takes a sawzall
[03:20:53] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: just messin' bro
[03:20:54] <fliptop> well get yourself a grinder
[03:21:22] <cmn32480> if I had a bench to put it on.... and a real use for it I might
[03:21:44] <cmn32480> and chromas - I'm not lysdexic!
[03:23:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chemists Synthesize a New Dye Particularly Suitable for Inconspicuous Labelling of Textiles - http://sylnt.us - how-long-till-they-start-tracking-us-with-it
[03:28:32] <chromas> cmn32480: s/(l)(y)(s)(d)(e)/\4\2\1\3\5/
[03:28:32] <sedctl> <chromas> <cmn32480> and chromas - I'm not dylsexic!
[03:28:53] <cmn32480> impressive!
[03:28:59] <mrcoolbp> not bad there chromas
[03:29:22] <mrcoolbp> still messed it up, but not bad
[03:29:31] <mrcoolbp> unless...
[03:29:34] <fliptop> yeah
[03:29:37] <chromas> dylsexia++
[03:29:37] <Bender> karma - dylsexia: 3
[03:29:39] <fliptop> don't go there
[03:30:08] <cmn32480> dyslexia is a tough thing for some people
[03:30:39] <cmn32480> Iknew a guy in college that was an engineer and the poor bastard was incredibly smart, but struggled really bad with dyslexia
[03:31:58] <fliptop> i worked w/ a guy that had it, he really struggled w/ coding and wound up doing just graphic design
[03:32:50] <fliptop> he had a vanity license plate, cixelsyd
[03:33:09] <cmn32480> it's a hard thing to deal with for some people
[03:33:30] <mrcoolbp> fliptop: thats great
[03:33:50] <fliptop> i had to fix a lot of his code
[03:34:23] <paulej72> i configured neon's ndb_mgm to start in a slightly different manner.
[03:34:44] <cmn32480> woudl this slightly different manner be correctly?
[03:34:50] <paulej72> I also ran OS updates on all of the machines
[03:35:04] <cmn32480> you rebel!
[03:35:13] <paulej72> according to the poorly writen docs it seems to be
[03:35:20] <cmn32480> I thought linux was perfecct out of the box and never neeeded uspdates?
[03:35:43] * cmn32480 went there
[03:36:05] <paulej72> uspdates yeah they don't need thoes
[03:36:23] <mrcoolbp> paulej72 can you "op" cmn32480 in #github?
[03:36:23] <paulej72> but they do need updates
[03:37:04] <cmn32480> my fingers are typoing rubbinsh again
[03:37:08] <fliptop> https://duckduckgo.com
[03:37:08] <systemd> ^ 03uspdates at DuckDuckGo
[03:37:17] <fliptop> ms windows updates is #1
[03:37:19] <fliptop> ick
[03:38:14] <cmn32480> ~say /invite Imogene #github
[03:38:15] <exec> /invite Imogene #github
[03:38:23] <cmn32480> ~say /invite Imogen #github
[03:38:24] <exec> /invite Imogen #github
[03:45:45] <Gravis> cmn32480: trying to bypass security? naughty!
[03:45:58] <cmn32480> nope
[03:47:44] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: nah he is cleared for landing
[03:48:15] <Gravis> ~cowsay lulz
[03:48:16] <exec> ______
[03:48:16] <exec> < lulz >
[03:48:16] <exec> ------
[03:48:16] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:48:17] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:48:19] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:48:20] <exec> ||----w |
[03:48:21] <exec> || ||
[03:48:24] <Gravis> :)
[03:48:31] <mrcoolbp> = P
[03:48:31] <cmn32480> yeah.. we fixed that
[03:48:44] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: how goes it?
[03:49:28] <Gravis> well... working on passing a file descriptor using only POSIX stuff. it's a pain
[03:50:07] <Gravis> doing it isn't the problem, thinking of and handling everything that could go wrong is.
[03:51:37] <Gravis> sockets seem to be /too/ flexible.
[03:52:42] <Gravis> but what's retarded is how one passes ancillary data
[03:53:25] <Gravis> it's all macros and shit instead because what actually happens is considered implementation specific
[03:56:22] <mrcoolbp> macros all the way down
[03:56:24] <Gravis> mrcoolbp: of course, i went to get food at my usual time (~10pm) and there was a shitload of people there.
[03:56:41] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: happens
[03:56:43] <Gravis> jerks were all slow too
[03:57:23] <Gravis> jerks always mess up my holidays. :P
[03:57:46] <mrcoolbp> bastards
[03:58:16] <cmn32480> ~last khyber
[03:58:18] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[03:58:18] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[03:58:42] <mrcoolbp> $seen Khyber
[03:58:42] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick Khyber, sorry.
[03:58:49] <mrcoolbp> $seen khyber
[03:58:50] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick khyber, sorry.
[03:59:06] <mrcoolbp> not an IRC guy from my recollection
[03:59:50] <cmn32480> ~last
[03:59:51] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[03:59:51] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[04:00:03] <Gravis> anyway, closer to simplified IPC so i can replace dbus and the systemd shit
[04:00:13] <cmn32480> ~last khyber #soylent
[04:00:14] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[04:00:14] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[04:00:31] <chromas> ~last nick=khyber
[04:00:34] <exec> 03[2015-12-07 11:18:4] #Soylent <Khyber-400TB> ^ 03Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Goat Remix) - YouTube
[04:00:39] <chromas> could make a couple macros
[04:00:50] <chromas> ~last nick=khyber$
[04:00:52] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[04:01:00] <cmn32480> this month?
[04:01:00] <chromas> regex--
[04:01:01] <Bender> karma - regex: 4
[04:01:02] <cmn32480> really?
[04:01:09] <chromas> nah it was bot
[04:01:14] <chromas> stealin' his nick
[04:01:17] <Gravis> mrcoolbp: so... do you use systemd or are do you use the real windows? :P
[04:01:34] * mrcoolbp looks left and right
[04:01:37] <mrcoolbp> I use windows
[04:01:40] <mrcoolbp> = (
[04:02:23] <mrcoolbp> like actual windows
[04:02:25] * mrcoolbp hides
[04:02:54] * cmn32480 highfives mrcoolbp
[04:03:13] <mrcoolbp> chromas: actually I think those threats were made in IRC at some point right?
[04:03:15] <Gravis> mrcoolbp: it's alright. linux has hit a bit of a rough patch anyway since they blew up gnome, the init system and pretty much everything that made linux usable.
[04:03:18] <mrcoolbp> maybe it wasn't logged
[04:03:31] <chromas> It was
[04:03:46] <chromas> ~first nick=khyber message=400
[04:03:47] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: yeah but it's still windoze, shall I prepare my geek card for turning in then?
[04:03:49] <exec> 03[2014-02-28 05:22:27] #Soylent <Khyber> Considering I used to run System/32 and AS/400 machines, EBCDIC is trivial :D
[04:03:56] <chromas> ~first nick=khyber message=400.*tb
[04:03:58] <mrcoolbp> there it is
[04:04:00] <exec> 03[2014-03-08 00:09:46] #Soylent <Khyber> Or 400 TB/s cloud nailing comes upon you
[04:04:04] <mrcoolbp> hahaha
[04:04:21] <cmn32480> adn that was right at the beginning too.
[04:05:02] <SirFinkus> I forgot about the "cloud nailing" part
[04:05:18] <mrcoolbp> chromas: PM
[04:06:44] <Gravis> mrcoolbp: it depends on if you are a geek or not. some geeks use windows.
[04:07:00] <mrcoolbp> oh rly? sweet I'm safe for now
[04:07:11] <chromas> 100% of all soylentrons are nerdgeeks
[04:08:08] <Gravis> ~first message=murder
[04:08:11] <exec> 03[2014-02-23 04:47:26] #Soylent <xlefay> Because someone is allowed by a nation or so, to commit murder, does that make it OK?
[04:08:23] <Gravis> ;)
[04:08:55] <SirFinkus> who's this xlefay guy?
[04:09:04] <swiss> hue
[04:09:05] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: really?
[04:09:06] <Gravis> ~first message=retarded
[04:09:11] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 03:33:43] #Soylent <Bender> [poutine] That is retarded
[04:09:14] <mrcoolbp> damn the whole gang is here tonight
[04:09:16] <Gravis> lol
[04:09:17] <mrcoolbp> hey swiss
[04:09:23] <chromas> ~count message=retarded
[04:09:25] <swiss> i'm watching christmas movies
[04:09:29] * SirFinkus was being sarcastic
[04:09:29] <exec> 03263
[04:09:37] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I figured
[04:09:46] <Gravis> ~first message="super retarded"
[04:09:51] <paulej72> no we are just figments of your electronic imagination
[04:09:52] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[04:10:02] <Gravis> ~first message=super retarded
[04:10:07] <exec> 03[2015-06-05 22:54:4] #Soylent <SirFinkus> it's super retarded
[04:10:08] <SirFinkus> although there are probably people reading this very channel that don't know about xlefay
[04:10:12] <SirFinkus> or kobach
[04:10:20] <swiss> ~count message=cray
[04:10:25] <exec> 0372
[04:10:30] <swiss> ~first message=cray
[04:10:32] <paulej72> less than 20 hrs for A Christmas Story marathon
[04:10:34] <mrcoolbp> Oh I think I made kobach quit, lets have a little moment of silence for him
[04:10:37] <exec> 03[2014-02-23 20:47:49] #Soylent <NCommander> It still blows me away that my cell phone is faster than a CRAY supercomputer
[04:10:48] <swiss> paulej72: i'm watchin die hard
[04:10:50] <Gravis> ~count message=super retarded
[04:10:50] <SirFinkus> Ncommander is the latest to leave
[04:10:56] <exec> 034
[04:10:56] <cmn32480> nope
[04:11:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> swiss, fine cinematic choice
[04:11:07] <Gravis> ~count message=wicked retarded
[04:11:09] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: true, but he pops of now and again
[04:11:10] <cmn32480> he was sited the ohter day commenting on the latest poll
[04:11:14] <exec> 030
[04:11:19] <mrcoolbp> pops up
[04:11:21] <SirFinkus> haven't seen him in weeks
[04:11:27] <chromas> if it helps, message and some other parameters are regexes
[04:11:32] <SirFinkus> hmm, must have missed the comments
[04:11:38] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: https://soylentnews.org
[04:11:39] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02NCommander (2)] (02Score:2)
[04:11:40] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard is wicked retarded
[04:11:46] <Gravis> ~first message=wicked retarded
[04:11:52] <exec> 03[2015-12-24 04:11:0] #Soylent <Gravis> ~count message=wicked retarded
[04:11:55] <Gravis> fuck
[04:11:57] <paulej72> NCommander is one of the Soyguests. He has not been to login properly after the last server reboot
[04:11:59] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: are you from MA ?
[04:12:08] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: rofl
[04:12:30] <Gravis> mrcoolbp: nope.
[04:12:32] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: not many states use that vernacular
[04:12:34] <paulej72> SoyGuest22991 is NCommander
[04:12:38] <mrcoolbp> haha
[04:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot of people with short amounts of time on their hands this month. it happens.
[04:13:01] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: most use "wicked" as ADJ, but MAssholes use it as an adverb
[04:13:10] <mrcoolbp> er
[04:13:17] <mrcoolbp> I may have said that wrong?
[04:13:29] <Gravis> mrcoolbp: doesn't matter
[04:13:36] <mrcoolbp> whatever I'm on holiday so I'm not typing straight
[04:13:37] <paulej72> SoyGuest65550 is cosurgi
[04:13:41] <mrcoolbp> no way
[04:13:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake mrcoolbp a grammar book
[04:13:43] * MrPlow smakes mrcoolbp upside the head with a grammar book
[04:13:45] <mrcoolbp> miss that guy
[04:13:57] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: = (
[04:14:03] <Gravis> wtf is "smake"
[04:14:13] <mrcoolbp> yah ^
[04:14:18] <cmn32480> kinda like a smack... only gentler
[04:14:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're not cleared for that information
[04:14:23] <paulej72> both use bouncers and they have not fix their logins since the reboot
[04:14:26] <cmn32480> ~define smake
[04:14:27] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Smake: A cross between smack and shake. To smack, grab and shake the face of a person.
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[04:14:30] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Imogen
[04:14:43] <cmn32480> spekaing of long lost staff
[04:14:44] <mrcoolbp> mechanicjay: !
[04:14:48] <paulej72> is smake like cmake and make
[04:14:53] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: he's not long lost
[04:15:00] <Gravis> ok... now that is wicked retarded.
[04:15:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay ain't lost. he's around all the time. just quiet.
[04:15:09] <mrcoolbp> mechanicjay: it's a reunion, tons of the old hats around tonight
[04:15:31] <cmn32480> mechanicjay... mrcoolbp just called you short... and I think he meant some personal type appendage
[04:15:35] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: you must have at LEAST spent time in the northeast
[04:15:37] <mechanicjay> indeed, not much to say these days
[04:15:40] <paulej72> he's 3 hr behind us east coasters
[04:15:57] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: don't make me take away your ops status in #github...now if only I can rememeber how
[04:16:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, fear not, we'll find something to break so you don't stay bored too long.
[04:16:14] <cmn32480> ~deop mrcoolbp
[04:16:21] <mrcoolbp> having fun?
[04:16:28] <Gravis> mrcoolbp: well... i'm in the middle of the east coast, so yo might say i'm from the middle-east.
[04:16:38] * mrcoolbp sighs
[04:16:44] <Gravis> ;)
[04:16:48] <mrcoolbp> = P
[04:16:49] <cmn32480> oh god... there go my property values
[04:16:52] <paulej72> Oh I upgraded magnesium to KVM for testing purposes
[04:17:00] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard ^
[04:17:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato
[04:17:15] <mrcoolbp> KVM as in keyboardVideoMouse?
[04:17:22] <mrcoolbp> - (
[04:17:32] <Gravis> mrcoolbp: i have spent no significant amount of time in the most northeast states.
[04:17:35] * chromas gives mrcoolbp a monocle
[04:17:35] <paulej72> kernel virtual machine
[04:17:48] <mrcoolbp> chromas: thanks buuuuudy
[04:17:53] <cmn32480> mrcoolbp - don't feel bad... I thoguht the same thing
[04:17:54] <paulej72> KVM instead of Xen as the hypervisor
[04:18:06] <cmn32480> adn it confused me
[04:18:11] * mrcoolbp nods towards paulej hoping that it appears he understands completely
[04:18:29] <chromas> kvm support is in the stock kernel now, right?
[04:18:38] <Gravis> yeah
[04:18:41] <cmn32480> oh speaking of long lost staff... azreal stopped in the other day
[04:18:46] <mrcoolbp> no way?
[04:18:48] <cmn32480> way
[04:18:50] <mrcoolbp> how is he?
[04:18:56] <cmn32480> seconded a stroy or two and disappeared
[04:19:01] <mrcoolbp> ?
[04:19:02] <cmn32480> quiet
[04:19:05] <mrcoolbp> uh
[04:19:14] <mrcoolbp> Oh I get it now
[04:19:17] <Gravis> a stroy?
[04:19:28] <chromas> Gravis: he de'd it
[04:19:32] <mrcoolbp> yes, it's like a story, but it's better
[04:19:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> our editors is guud at the englits
[04:19:49] <mrcoolbp> rofl
[04:19:49] <Gravis> chromas: wtf is "de"ing something?
[04:19:51] <cmn32480> honest... he poked in, said hi, we were really behind on stories, and he 2nd'd a few for us and went bak to hiding
[04:20:00] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: ignore chromas
[04:20:05] <cmn32480> ~last nick=azreal
[04:20:05] <chromas> Gravis: he de'd the stroy
[04:20:06] <mrcoolbp> he's ignoring me anyway
[04:20:09] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[04:20:36] <mrcoolbp> he doesn't talk in this channel apparently
[04:20:41] <Gravis> ~last message=your mom
[04:20:41] <cmn32480> yes... me inglich is gooood and me typoing is better
[04:20:45] <exec> 03[2015-12-24 03:01:4] #Soylent <cmn32480> imagine all the "Your Mom" jokes
[04:20:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~last nick=azrael
[04:20:52] <Gravis> :)
[04:20:54] <exec> 03[2015-11-27 16:06:1] #Soylent -*- Azrael runs and hides
[04:21:00] <mrcoolbp> chromas: how extensive are exec's logs?
[04:21:09] <mrcoolbp> oh lol
[04:21:11] <mrcoolbp> nvm
[04:21:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec scrapes the public ones, no?
[04:21:21] <chromas> ~first channel=
[04:21:25] <cmn32480> correct
[04:21:27] <mrcoolbp> ah
[04:21:37] <paulej72> !last azrael
[04:21:38] <exec> 03[2014-02-06 18:04:00] ##altslashdot <amblivious> what makes slashdot is the people and reddit won't pull them.
[04:21:40] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: how fishing been sir?
[04:21:40] <chromas> #smake postgres
[04:21:40] * MrPlow smakes postgres upside the head with vibrating rooster sammich
[04:21:49] <mrcoolbp> rofl!! altslashdot
[04:21:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, entertaining if not fish-filled
[04:22:12] <mrcoolbp> coincidentally we WON't be renewing that domain so have at it folks if you want it
[04:22:15] <chromas> If anyone has older soylent-related logs I can merge them in
[04:22:22] <mrcoolbp> expires in Feb 2016
[04:22:39] <Gravis> what and get sued?
[04:22:40] <mrcoolbp> chromas: I think the public ones are the most comprehensive
[04:22:50] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: hence us not doing so
[04:23:21] <Gravis> should have gotten fuckbeta.com
[04:23:24] <Gravis> ;P
[04:23:32] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: oh I thought we did
[04:23:44] <mrcoolbp> we might still have that actually
[04:23:55] <mrcoolbp> I'd have to ping a certain someone
[04:24:04] <Gravis> aww... but it doesn't redirect
[04:24:19] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: hang on
[04:25:27] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: fuckbeta.com is already registered* but I don't think it's us
[04:25:43] <cmn32480> http://www.whois.com
[04:25:43] <systemd> ^ 03Whois fuckbeta.com
[04:25:49] <cmn32480> don't think it is us
[04:26:04] <mrcoolbp> that's what I said cmn32480
[04:26:14] <cmn32480> but I gave a link first
[04:26:22] <cmn32480> ftotally differnet quality of information
[04:26:26] * cmn32480 ducks
[04:26:43] <chromas> duck typing
[04:26:48] <chromas> cmn32480 is php!
[04:27:07] <mrcoolbp> haha
[04:27:10] <paulej72> cmn32480: i read that ftotally as full frontal
[04:27:22] * mrcoolbp offers paulej72 a beer
[04:27:35] <cmn32480> my typoing is rubbish!
[04:27:36] <cmn32480> I know
[04:27:46] <paulej72> so is my brain
[04:27:46] <cmn32480> janrinok has been telling me for almost a year
[04:27:59] * mrcoolbp revokes cmn32480's editor priveledges for 20 min
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[04:28:07] <Gravis> paulej72: nah, it's just shortcuts.
[04:28:24] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: I will turn this website RIGHT AROUND, don't test me
[04:28:37] <Gravis> paulej72: if your brain sucked, it wouldn't make any shortcuts and you would read slooooooOOOOOOOOOOwly
[04:28:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I always tested dad when he said that
[04:28:51] <SpallsHurgenson> he never turned the car around
[04:29:10] <fliptop> cmn32480: if this front makes it over the mountains you're in for a helluva storm tomorrow
[04:29:13] <cmn32480> yes mrcoolbp
[04:29:14] <mrcoolbp> SpallsHurgenson: you're not helping
[04:29:16] <paulej72> Gravis: i normally subvocalize
[04:29:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd SpallsHurgenson's missing pants
[04:29:31] <MrPlow> added: SpallsHurgenson's missing pants
[04:29:32] <SpallsHurgenson> mrcoolbp: I've been here for two years: have I ever helped? :)
[04:29:33] <cmn32480> dude... it has been raining like a cow pissing on a flat rocka ll day
[04:29:44] <mrcoolbp> SpallsHurgenson: yeah I think that one time
[04:29:51] <fliptop> yeah but i just heard thunder, a lot of it. i'm about to get slammed
[04:29:54] <cmn32480> was it at band camp?
[04:29:54] <SpallsHurgenson> that was a mistake; I was drunk!
[04:30:02] <paulej72> If if did not subvocalize then i would have to listen to the voices
[04:30:07] <fliptop> ~weather Wheeling, WV
[04:30:09] <exec> 10Wheeling, WV, USA - currently 64°F / 18°C, clear, wind S at 11 mph, humidity 72% - Wednesday thunderstorm (62°F:66°F / 17°C:19°C), Thursday partly cloudy (47°F:65°F / 8°C:18°C), Friday mostly cloudy (52°F:62°F / 11°C:17°C), Saturday rain (62°F:69°F / 17°C:21°C)
[04:30:10] <mrcoolbp> SpallsHurgenson: oh okay, forgiven then
[04:30:10] <Gravis> paulej72: my brother just vocalizes everything... loudly. :P
[04:30:14] <SpallsHurgenson> (god, how many times have I said that in my life?)
[04:30:20] <cmn32480> ~weather
[04:30:23] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 64°F / 18°C, cloudy, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 95% - Wednesday isolated thunderstorms (60°F:62°F / 16°C:17°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (58°F:71°F / 14°C:22°C), Friday cloudy (56°F:68°F / 13°C:20°C), Saturday rain (59°F:62°F / 15°C:17°C)
[04:30:35] <mrcoolbp> SpallsHurgenson: hopefully a bunch
[04:30:44] <fliptop> i can't remember ever having a thunderstorm around xmas
[04:30:51] <mrcoolbp> yeah it's odd
[04:30:55] * mrcoolbp is from the NE
[04:30:57] <cmn32480> I shal take the rain over snwo
[04:31:01] <fliptop> the climate change zealots are probably wetting themselves
[04:31:09] <Gravis> cmn32480: quitter!
[04:31:12] <SpallsHurgenson> mrcoolbp: it looses its charm after you start the first war :)
[04:31:22] <Gravis> fliptop: no, the sky is doing that for them
[04:31:32] <fliptop> heh
[04:31:36] <mrcoolbp> SpallsHurgenson: eek
[04:32:00] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, it was a mistake; I was drunk!
[04:32:12] <mrcoolbp> !uid
[04:32:12] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6004, owned by Ga Ga
[04:32:42] <SpallsHurgenson> oh god... looking back at my life, I realize that's become my catchphrase
[04:32:51] <Gravis> !cowsay moo
[04:32:54] <Gravis> ~cowsay moo
[04:32:55] <exec> _____
[04:32:55] <exec> < moo >
[04:32:55] <exec> -----
[04:32:56] <exec> \ ^__^
[04:32:57] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[04:32:58] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[04:32:58] <exec> ||----w |
[04:32:59] <exec> || ||
[04:32:59] <cmn32480> ~moo
[04:33:01] <exec> (__)
[04:33:01] <Gravis> #cowsay moo
[04:33:01] <exec> (oo)
[04:33:02] <exec> /------\/
[04:33:03] <exec> / | ||
[04:33:04] <exec> * /\---/\
[04:33:05] <exec> ~~ ~~
[04:33:06] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[04:33:33] <SpallsHurgenson> modern geeks seem to have this odd cow fetish I've never quite grokked
[04:33:42] <fliptop> nice udders
[04:34:04] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: it's the teets
[04:34:15] <chromas> teeting on titter
[04:34:23] <fliptop> just don't milk the joke too much, ok?
[04:34:23] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: i think cows are delicious when well cooked.
[04:34:25] <SirFinkus> sl is the better novelty program
[04:34:50] <fliptop> Gravis: i prefer medium-rare
[04:35:11] <SpallsHurgenson> cows are outdoors, so geeks aren't gonna get any closer to cow-jugglies than they are human-jugglies :) :)
[04:35:14] <Gravis> fliptop: i prefer medium.
[04:35:41] <SirFinkus> rare, or blue rare depending on the cut/quality
[04:35:42] <mrcoolbp> oh fuck it
[04:35:45] <mrcoolbp> ~battlestations
[04:35:52] <mrcoolbp> damming how do you do that
[04:35:55] <Gravis> ~selfdestruct
[04:35:55] <mrcoolbp> chromas ^
[04:36:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #battlestations
[04:36:06] <MrPlow> takyon CoolHand Bytram Imogen nick zz_janrinok Deucalion stderr mechanicjay Subsentient TheMightyBuzzard cmn32480 mrcoolbp Azrael paulej72
[04:36:13] <mrcoolbp> there we go
[04:36:23] <mrcoolbp> how about the master pingall?
[04:36:26] <chromas> ~openthepodbaydoors
[04:36:27] <exec> "The unnatural, that too is natural."
[04:36:27] <exec> [Goethe]
[04:36:35] <chromas> fortune--
[04:36:35] <Bender> karma - fortune: -1
[04:36:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's an aqu4 thing, have to ask Subsentient
[04:36:41] <paulej72> well i need to get to bed. laters all
[04:36:43] <mrcoolbp> ~whoup coffee?
[04:36:46] <mrcoolbp> !whoup coffee?
[04:36:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[04:36:46] <Bender> nobody upped coffee? yet
[04:36:50] <Gravis> ~say ~cowsay fuck you
[04:36:51] <mrcoolbp> !whoup coffee
[04:36:51] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: TheMightyBuzzard: 1131, crutchy: 1079, Bytram: 256, Blackmoore: 237, chromas: 91, cmn32480: 77, crutchy_: 52, mrcoolbp: 28, TheMightyLaptop: 22, Ethanol-fueled: 21, cmn32480|away: 20, paulej72: 20, mechanicjay: 20, arti: 18, mattie_p: 16, MrBluze: 15, AndyTheAbsurd: 14, Bytram|away: 13, everdred: 12, TK: 12, Alberto: 10, exec: 9, CoolHand: 8, crutchy__: - 3 more
[04:36:57] <mrcoolbp> goodnight paulej72!
[04:37:02] <mrcoolbp> !more
[04:37:02] <Bender> 7, silverly: 6, Silverly: 5, idetuxs: 5, keplr: 5, matt_: 4, monopoly: 4, SpallsHurgenson: 4, juggs: 4, rand: 3, cmn32480|sleepin: 3, Blackmoore_: 3, systemd: 2, janrinok: 2, mattiep: 2, \: 2, TheMightyBuzzard|Book: 2, prospectacle: 2, ar: 2, Blackmoore|afk: 2, Bytram|afk: 2, dx3bydt3_: 1, alexbst: 1, Bald-headed-John-Plooker: 1, chimp: 1, cmn32840: 1, cIRC_test: 1, xlefay: - 2 more
[04:37:04] <chromas> Bender: more
[04:37:04] <mrcoolbp> !more
[04:37:04] <Bender> 1, bytram|away: 1, crutchy|zzz: 1, Chargers_suck: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Laptop: 1, john: 1, netctl: 1, NetCraft: 1, botctl: 1, blackmoore|afk: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Out: 1, swampass: 1, |: 1, SoyCow7650: 1, Blkackmoore: 1, Gravis: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Gone: 1, FatPhil: 1, Chief_Piggum: 1, geotti_away: 1, crutchy_fone: 1, SoyCow7625: 1, K_benzoate: 1, SedBot9000: 1, SedBot2: 1, - 1 more
[04:37:06] <Bender> Hedonismbot: 1, cmn32480_travelin: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|AFK: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Fishing: 1, Konomi: 1, San-Diego-Super-Chargers: 1, crutchy___: 1, unixpickle: 1, cmn32480|vacation: 1, crutchety: 1, LancePodstrong: 1, mrcool|livingthedream: 1, MrPlow: 1
[04:37:06] <mrcoolbp> !more
[04:37:09] <mrcoolbp> AHA
[04:37:10] <Bender> no more data available for #Soylent
[04:37:14] <mrcoolbp> = (
[04:37:25] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee--
[04:37:25] <Bender> karma - tea: 520
[04:37:28] <paulej72> decaf++
[04:37:28] <Bender> karma - decaf: 3
[04:37:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whodown coffee
[04:37:29] <Bender> downers of coffee are: ar: -607, JamesNZ: -530, SpallsHurgenson: -38, swiss: -37, geotti: -14, TheMightyBuzzard: -12, TheMightyTest: -11, Anti-Coffeeman: -8, crutchy: -7, SirFinkus: -6, chromas: -4, aqu4: -3, Subsentient: -3, NCommander: -2, prospectacle: -2, chimp: -1, AndyTheAbsurd: -1, Dickcheese-Smegma: -1, FunPika: -1, juggs: -1, unixpickle: -1, DrMag: -1, ar_: - 1 more
[04:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> !more
[04:37:33] <Bender> -1, Azrael: -1
[04:37:33] <SpallsHurgenson> <Sigh> still cheating :)
[04:37:50] * mrcoolbp cheats
[04:37:56] <chromas> ~count message=^coffee\+\+
[04:38:00] <exec> 033233
[04:38:08] <mrcoolbp> okay, well now that all the fun is over I think I'ma go watch a movie
[04:38:13] <mrcoolbp> have fun people
[04:38:14] <cmn32480> sounds fair
[04:38:25] <cmn32480> ~gnight mrcoolbp
[04:38:26] <Gravis> ~count message=~cowsay
[04:38:27] * exec insatiably poops a pair of used panties full of bewb for mrcoolbp
[04:38:30] <exec> 0396
[04:38:32] <mrcoolbp> ~goodnight all
[04:38:37] -!- Subsentient has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[04:38:41] <cmn32480> it's gnight
[04:38:43] <mrcoolbp> ~gnight all
[04:38:44] * exec abrasively blows a cheap plastic cup of Soylent Green at all
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[04:39:00] <cmn32480> you got the better end of it. panties full of bewb!
[04:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, bed for me. yall ain't entertaining enough to keep me up any longer.
[04:39:13] <cmn32480> I';m headed the same way momentarily
[04:39:27] <crutchy> ~g'night y'all
[04:39:28] <fliptop> me too, l8r all
[04:39:28] * exec unjustifiably hurls a blagoblag of g'day juice at y'all
[04:39:30] <SpallsHurgenson> everybody leaves as soon as I come in...
[04:39:33] <mrcoolbp> haha
[04:39:35] <SpallsHurgenson> if I were smart I might take the hint :)
[04:39:36] <crutchy> ~weather
[04:39:39] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 31°C, sunny, wind E at 18 km/h, humidity 23% - Thursday clear (14°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (10°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[04:39:52] <SpallsHurgenson> unfortunately for y'all, I'm not :)
[04:40:05] * mrcoolbp turns off ping sound and scowls at everyone that was thinking about it
[04:40:07] * crutchy grumbles at having to drive in shitty christmas traffic this arvo in 30+ heat :/
[04:40:27] -!- fliptop has quit [Quit: ciao]
[04:40:28] <SpallsHurgenson> odd, it's 30+ degrees here too
[04:41:19] <crutchy> do you get bushfires in your snow?
[04:41:38] * crutchy wonders why that kinda almost came offf as dirty
[04:41:43] <SpallsHurgenson> wherever I am, there are fires. Not that I'm admitting to anything
[04:41:49] <cmn32480> onyl when you get EF's extender adn get a lot of friction going
[04:41:59] <cmn32480> !nograb
[04:42:04] <crutchy> bugger
[04:42:21] <crutchy> we need an autograb for anything that has 'extender' in it
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[04:44:48] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, there are a lot of trigger words you could add to that list
[04:45:35] <chromas> like "noping"
[04:45:43] <cmn32480> ~define noping
[04:45:44] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03noping: To do something sexual with yourself
[04:46:03] <cmn32480> ~define extender
[04:46:04] <exec> extender: unable to find definition
[04:46:04] <crutchy> o.O
[04:46:10] <chromas> oh, I meant "nograb"
[04:46:23] <cmn32480> interesting
[04:46:27] * chromas nopes off
[04:46:37] <crutchy> nograb is when you don't do something sexual with yourself
[04:47:01] * JamesNZ awakens grumpily
[04:47:14] * crutchy points at chromas' dog
[04:47:17] <chromas> Evening, sheepy
[04:47:21] <crutchy> it was him!
[04:47:21] <SpallsHurgenson> it wasn't me
[04:47:29] <crutchy> or her!
[04:47:31] <SirFinkus> oh come on crutchy, we ALL do it
[04:47:33] <cmn32480> ~gnight everybody!
[04:47:36] * exec prematurely postulates a spoon of NCommander towards everybody!
[04:47:38] <SpallsHurgenson> or if it was me, then it was a mistake; I was drink
[04:47:40] <SirFinkus> except SpallsHurgenson, that's a bot
[04:47:44] <crutchy> SirFinkus, i nograb daily
[04:47:50] <crutchy> its a habit
[04:47:51] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[04:48:51] <SpallsHurgenson> sometimes twice a day
[04:49:16] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, SpallsHurgenson is drink
[04:50:30] * SpallsHurgenson denies he is a Shirley Temple
[04:50:53] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, SpallsHurgenson is a shirley temple, hold the pants
[04:51:17] <chromas> well that would just be a shirley temple
[04:51:25] <crutchy> lol
[04:51:50] <chromas> "and don't call me, surely!"
[04:52:07] * crutchy gotta go :(
[04:52:14] <crutchy> catch yas in a while
[04:52:25] <Bytram> crutchy: g'night!
[04:52:47] <Gravis> crutchy: don't educate yourself!
[04:52:48] <chromas> ~g'drivin'
[04:53:17] <chromas> We need a crutchybot to argue with Gravis
[04:53:50] <Gravis> chromas: only if it can learn
[04:54:39] <chromas> ~random nick=crutchy message=^Gravis(:|,)
[04:54:43] <exec> 03[2015-09-26 00:43:3] #Soylent <crutchy> Gravis, better the devil you know :p
[04:54:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Costa Rica Achieved 99% Renewable Energy This Year - http://sylnt.us - admirable-achievement
[04:55:10] <chromas> I think the log db got faster for xmas
[04:55:23] <Gravis> chromas: nope
[04:56:04] <Gravis> ~random nick=Gravis message=crutchy:
[04:56:06] <chromas> Gravis: yep. you just don't understand…e–economics or uh, databases or something
[04:56:07] <exec> 03[2015-12-23 22:04:2] #Soylent <Gravis> crutchy: so unless you think i planned all of this ahead of time...
[04:56:25] <chromas> ~random out=message nick=crutchy message=^Gravis(:|,)
[04:56:29] <exec> 03Gravis, that you asked that tells me you have absolutely nfi what i'm talking about
[04:56:56] <Gravis> ~random out=message nick=Gravis message=crutchy:
[04:56:59] <exec> 03crutchy: so... you must be fairly young if you are new to the concept of IRC
[04:57:23] <Gravis> ~random out=message nick=Gravis message=crutchy:
[04:57:26] <exec> 03crutchy: yeah... and you dont think they inspect the chips?
[04:57:41] <chromas> ~random out=message nick=crutchy message=^Gravis(:|,)
[04:57:44] <exec> 03Gravis, i think they clone people or something. i'm sure that's what zi germans thought during ww2
[04:57:47] <Gravis> ~random out=message nick=Gravis message=crutchy:
[04:57:50] <chromas> Need to make macros :D
[04:57:51] <exec> 03crutchy: or you have prewritten a script to use as an alibi for committing murder
[04:58:02] <Gravis> lulz
[04:58:25] * chromas institutes a murderocracy
[04:58:54] <Gravis> chromas: i like this plan
[04:59:32] <chromas> ~random out=message nick=crutchy message=(keynes|rand|putin)
[04:59:36] <exec> 03a lot of regular americans are being fucked by keynesian ignorance
[04:59:48] <Gravis> ~random out=message nick=Gravis message=crutchy:
[04:59:51] <exec> 03crutchy: they are corrupt if you allow there to be a system which allows people to be "more equal" than others.
[05:00:52] <Gravis> wait... i have an idea...
[05:00:58] <Gravis> ~random out=cowsay nick=Gravis message=crutchy:
[05:01:01] <exec> 03<Gravis> crutchy: my goal is to complain, not help people! :D
[05:01:08] <Gravis> aww
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[05:02:03] <Gravis> if only we could pipe it into cowsay
[05:03:21] <chromas> I think he was working on piping at some point
[05:05:39] <Gravis> chromas: who?
[05:05:49] <chromas> crutchy
[05:05:58] <chromas> the exec bot guy
[05:06:07] <Gravis> ok
[05:06:43] <chromas> ~random nick=khyber! message=leds
[05:06:46] <exec> 03[2014-02-22 20:16:24] #Soylent <Khyber> I've already got it soldred. Just gotta flux off the oxide layer and solder at the same time. Good ol rosin core 60/40 did the trick, but the ends of these LEDs were made of plastic that can't sem to take much in the way of high temps.
[05:07:13] <Gravis> ~random out=message nick=Gravis message=crutchy:
[05:07:16] <exec> 03crutchy: for now
[05:07:31] <Gravis> chromas: frankly, i would settle for a fully functional keyboard. :(
[05:07:45] <chromas> Fully functional?
[05:07:47] <chromas> like Data?
[05:07:55] <Gravis> no
[05:08:00] <chromas> lame
[05:08:11] * chromas homerows exec
[05:08:47] <chromas> Gravis: didn't you order one?
[05:09:01] <chromas> ~last nick=gravis message=keyboard until=today
[05:09:04] <exec> 03[2015-12-19 20:37:1] #Soylent <Gravis> only had this keyboard ~18 months so it should be covered. :)
[05:09:17] <Gravis> chromas: nope. i put in a warranty claim
[05:10:36] <Gravis> and that as day ago
[05:10:42] <SirFinkus> didn't give you any trouble did they Gravis?
[05:11:34] <Gravis> SirFinkus: nope. they sent me an email telling me they got the claim... and then nothing.
[05:11:52] <SirFinkus> well, that's good I guess
[05:13:29] <Gravis> sure... if they took the week off.
[05:14:26] <Gravis> though they are in florida, so who fucking knows what kind of crazy shit happened.
[05:14:42] <SirFinkus> I'd give them some slack, not making their poor employees work during the holidays is a good thing I think
[05:15:46] <Gravis> i would open the keyboard and see if i could fix it if it didn't void the warranty
[05:16:11] <Gravis> may be a simple loose connection
[05:16:30] <SirFinkus> $2 for a temp one at a thrift store
[05:17:21] <Gravis> i don't live in an area with thrift stores
[05:17:45] <chromas> On the plus side, no hipsters
[05:18:15] <Gravis> chromas: they don't bother me
[05:18:25] <chromas> that's 'cause they don't live near you
[05:18:49] <Gravis> fair enough
[05:19:43] <Gravis> i take no issue with counter-culture
[05:20:21] <Gravis> i do take issue with regular culture because it's retarded
[05:20:36] <Gravis> or should i say, pop culture
[05:20:45] * Bytram hides his petrie dishes
[05:20:49] <SirFinkus> hipster culture is pretty much pop culture these days
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[05:20:56] <chromas> it's not just a counter-culture. it's a counter-culture that thinks it's not
[05:21:18] <Bytram|away> so how do you counter counter-culture?
[05:21:31] <Bytram|away> and with that Bon Mot, I must needs to head to bed.
[05:21:34] * chromas denied being a hipster before denial was cool
[05:21:35] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone!
[05:21:40] <SirFinkus> with dogs, rifles, and firehoses
[05:21:45] <Bytram|away> lol
[05:22:32] <Gravis> i do find people's obsession with facial hair to be strange. i find it annoying and annoying to maintain.
[05:22:49] <SirFinkus> lack of facial hair is harder to maintain
[05:23:06] <Gravis> SirFinkus: that's what i was implying
[05:23:52] <Gravis> stupid stuff wont stop growing
[05:24:40] <Gravis> and it grows at a brisk pace, at least for me
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[08:00:58] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:00:59] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 27°C, sunny, wind E at 21 km/h, humidity 30% - Thursday clear (14°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (9°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[08:02:08] <chromas> ~weather
[08:02:09] <exec> 10Walla Walla, WA, USA - currently 39°F / 4°C, cloudy, wind S at 12 mph, humidity 54% - Wednesday partly cloudy (34°F:41°F / 1°C:5°C), Thursday partly cloudy (28°F:39°F / -2°C:4°C), Friday partly cloudy (23°F:34°F / -5°C:1°C), Saturday mostly sunny (24°F:33°F / -4°C:1°C)
[08:02:14] <chromas> Why do we get a different color?
[08:02:31] <crutchy> you can set color
[08:02:36] <chromas> Guess I could change that on my end
[08:02:38] <chromas> cyan--
[08:02:38] <Bender> karma - cyan: -1
[08:02:45] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color 07
[08:02:46] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[08:02:49] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:02:50] <exec> 07Traralgon VIC - currently 27°C, sunny, wind E at 21 km/h, humidity 30% - Thursday clear (14°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (9°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[08:02:52] <chromas> cyan-- # the color of slashdort
[08:02:53] <Bender> karma - cyan: -2
[08:02:57] <chromas> neat
[08:02:58] <crutchy> lol
[08:03:08] <chromas> ~weather-prefs color 00
[08:03:10] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[08:03:14] <chromas> ~weather
[08:03:16] <exec> 00Walla Walla, WA, USA - currently 39°F / 4°C, cloudy, wind S at 12 mph, humidity 54% - Wednesday partly cloudy (34°F:41°F / 1°C:5°C), Thursday partly cloudy (28°F:39°F / -2°C:4°C), Friday partly cloudy (23°F:34°F / -5°C:1°C), Saturday mostly sunny (24°F:33°F / -4°C:1°C)
[08:03:24] <chromas> oh, 0 is no formatting
[08:03:31] <chromas> ~weather-prefs color 01
[08:03:32] <crutchy> ooh whitewalls. nice choice
[08:03:33] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[08:03:36] <chromas> ~weather
[08:03:38] <exec> 01Walla Walla, WA, USA - currently 39°F / 4°C, cloudy, wind S at 12 mph, humidity 54% - Wednesday partly cloudy (34°F:41°F / 1°C:5°C), Thursday partly cloudy (28°F:39°F / -2°C:4°C), Friday partly cloudy (23°F:34°F / -5°C:1°C), Saturday mostly sunny (24°F:33°F / -4°C:1°C)
[08:03:45] <chromas> neat
[08:04:06] <crutchy> might even work for backgrounds
[08:04:07] <chromas> Now I get dark gray, and all the people who didn't change their black text to gray can complain that they can't read it
[08:04:18] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color 01,01
[08:04:19] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[08:04:23] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:04:25] <exec> 01,01Traralgon VIC - currently 27°C, sunny, wind E at 21 km/h, humidity 30% - Thursday clear (14°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (9°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[08:04:29] <crutchy> yay :D
[08:04:38] <crutchy> cos its secret
[08:04:59] <chromas> exec: s/.*/[redacted]/
[08:05:00] <sedctl> <chromas> <exec> [redacted]
[08:05:40] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color 13
[08:05:41] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[08:05:45] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:05:46] <exec> 13Traralgon VIC - currently 27°C, sunny, wind E at 21 km/h, humidity 30% - Thursday clear (14°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (9°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[08:06:15] <crutchy> ooh. i wonder if i could hack with the color pref
[08:06:34] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color i farted
[08:06:35] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[08:06:38] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:06:39] <exec> i fartedTraralgon VIC - currently 27°C, sunny, wind E at 21 km/h, humidity 30% - Thursday clear (14°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (9°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[08:06:42] <crutchy> lol
[08:07:04] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs ~say test\n
[08:07:05] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[08:07:08] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:07:09] <exec> i fartedTraralgon VIC - currently 27°C, sunny, wind E at 21 km/h, humidity 30% - Thursday clear (14°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (9°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[08:07:15] <crutchy> oops
[08:07:19] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color ~say test\n
[08:07:21] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[08:07:24] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:07:26] <exec> ~say test\nTraralgon VIC - currently 27°C, sunny, wind E at 21 km/h, humidity 30% - Thursday clear (14°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (9°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[08:07:33] <crutchy> :/
[08:07:46] <crutchy> prolly should sanitize
[08:08:06] <chromas> looks like you did
[08:08:12] <chromas> Didn't see any newlines
[08:08:43] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color "; return;
[08:08:44] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[08:08:48] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:08:49] <exec> "; return;Traralgon VIC - currently 27°C, sunny, wind E at 19 km/h, humidity 31% - Thursday clear (14°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (9°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[08:09:02] <crutchy> hmm. yeah might not be a big problem
[08:09:16] <crutchy> i'll chuck some simple checks though
[08:09:24] <crutchy> cos security n stuff
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[09:28:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seabed-Mining Robots Will Dig for Gold in Hydrothermal Vents - http://sylnt.us - prospect-pressure
[09:29:26] <crutchy> from the what-are-they-really-digging-for? dept.
[10:45:14] <crutchy> ~time
[10:45:15] <exec> Thursday, 24 December 2015 @ 9:45 pm GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[10:45:35] <crutchy> merry christmas fockers!
[10:46:10] <crutchy> putting kiddywinks to bed. thooooo exthited :p
[10:49:16] <crutchy> ~weather
[10:49:17] <exec> "; return;Traralgon VIC - currently 22°C, clear, wind E at 10 km/h, humidity 55% - Thursday clear (14°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (10°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[10:49:33] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color 07
[10:49:33] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[10:49:36] <crutchy> ~weather
[10:49:37] <exec> 07Traralgon VIC - currently 22°C, clear, wind E at 10 km/h, humidity 55% - Thursday clear (14°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (10°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[10:53:18] <crutchy> https://santatracker.google.com
[10:53:18] <systemd> ^ 03Google Santa Tracker ( https://santatracker.google.com )
[10:59:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - X-Ray Vision? Technology Making It a (Sort-of) Reality for $300 - http://sylnt.us - I-see-you!
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[11:17:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:17:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2004
[11:18:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:18:32] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 74F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Showers and thunderstorms. High 68F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 90%.
[11:18:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[11:18:55] <MrPlow> Today: Mainly sunny. High 63F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy. High 67F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph.
[11:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smakeadd Santa's big, fat sack
[11:36:24] <MrPlow> added: Santa's big, fat sack
[11:36:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:36:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2005
[11:37:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> whazzup, yo?
[11:37:41] <crutchy> nummuch
[11:37:55] <crutchy> subjecting a poor freenode channel to life of brian quotes
[11:38:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> as well you should be
[11:38:25] <crutchy> i dunno if anyone has caught on yet
[11:38:40] <crutchy> though i'm prolly not the weirdest guy there
[11:38:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> chillins all excited about tomorrow morning?
[11:39:25] <crutchy> yeah they in bed. very tired after drivin round looking at lights
[11:39:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth.
[11:40:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda weird you lot can go caroling in short pants and really want a cold beer from the heat
[11:40:45] <crutchy> haha yeah
[11:40:57] <crutchy> i'm sitting on the couch in mah undies with the AC on
[11:41:05] <crutchy> sorry for the grapphic there :/
[11:41:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'all good. i'm still in bed with mah coffee
[11:41:33] <crutchy> and its nearly 11pm :/
[11:41:45] <crutchy> ~weather
[11:41:46] <exec> 07Traralgon VIC - currently 21°C, clear, wind E at 11 km/h, humidity 63% - Thursday clear (15°C:36°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (9°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C)
[11:42:05] <crutchy> feels like fkin 30 in here
[11:42:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather Traralgon au
[11:42:18] <MrPlow> Syntax: #weather City, ST or #weather zip code
[11:42:18] <crutchy> old_houses--
[11:42:18] <Bender> karma - old_houses: -1
[11:42:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather Traralgon, au
[11:42:23] <MrPlow> Today: Clear. Lows overnight in the upper 50s. Tomorrow: Sunny skies. High 96F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph.
[11:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, us complaining about old houses must make the brits confused something fierce
[11:44:23] <crutchy> lol
[11:44:46] <crutchy> maybe i should have said old and shitty
[11:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't really need to if you've got the same old PoS houses from a hundred years ago we do.
[11:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> drafty bastards that couldn't keep the weather out if you spent a couple grand on them
[11:47:39] <crutchy> thankfully doesn't get as cold here
[11:47:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. fuckers.
[11:47:56] <crutchy> heat not so bad cos you can always have cold shower or sit in the kiddy pool
[11:48:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> or drink beer in the kiddy pool
[11:48:16] <crutchy> or that too :)
[11:48:23] <crutchy> have done that before
[11:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> kids can play in the hose
[11:49:17] <crutchy> haven't had enough string of really hot days for that yet
[11:49:38] <crutchy> i reckon some years were hotter when i was a kid
[11:49:50] <crutchy> or maybe just cos i grew up without air conditioning
[11:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i honestly don't remember. i know it was a hell of a lot less miserable if you were busy doing kid shit though.
[11:51:10] <crutchy> nowadays its just not acceptable to try to bury your sister in the back yard :/
[11:51:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> pansyass pc faggots
[11:52:21] <crutchy> apparently i only tried that once
[11:52:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> we played cowboys n indians. tied one of my cousins up to a tree then got bored and ran off fishing in the pond.
[11:53:29] <crutchy> lol
[11:53:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't play that anymore. it ain't culturally sensitive. which makes no fucking sense since we was all indians.
[11:54:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn sure can't do it at school cause you need guns to play. at least imaginary ones.
[11:54:52] <crutchy> you were oppressing their right to be oppressed
[11:55:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[11:58:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll go oppress my folks' cats. mock them for not being able to go outside until the sun comes up as i sit out there and smoke.
[12:01:06] <crutchy> enjoy :)
[12:10:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube pumped up kicks
[12:10:19] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:10:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> least politically correct song eva
[12:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[12:29:46] <MrPlow> Today: Mainly sunny. High 63F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy. High 67F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:30:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Obama: The Great "Salesman" For the U.S. Firearms Industry - http://sylnt.us - talking-in-bullet-points
[12:37:56] <crutchy> wtf is going on in syria anyway? has putin got a no-fly-zone? or are those s-400's just to piss turkey off?
[12:40:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> If you think that song is the highly politically incorrect, you don't listen to much rude music. https://www.youtube.com
[12:40:58] <systemd> ^ 03Metallica - Last Caress/Green Hell - YouTube
[12:43:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, beats the shit outa me. i don't pay attention to much foreign news.
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[12:43:42] <crutchy> .g kevin bloody wilson
[12:43:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, i lurve me some misfits. grew up skatin to em.
[12:43:44] <exec> [google] www.kevinbloodywilson.com/
[12:45:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> #youtube Otep Kisses & Kerosene
[12:45:33] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[12:46:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube misfits skulls
[12:46:41] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
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[12:56:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[12:56:18] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 74F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Showers and thunderstorms. High 68F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 90%.
[13:06:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[13:06:53] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[13:07:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #blackuweather
[13:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[13:08:13] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[13:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #blackuweather
[13:08:14] <MrPlow> T'day: How da fuck am I know dat shit? T'marra: How da fuck am I know dat shit?
[13:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[13:08:27] <crutchy> lol
[13:08:39] <crutchy> ethanol-fuelled will be proud :D
[13:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> regex failed
[13:08:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, family guy writers too
[13:10:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[13:10:36] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[13:10:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #blackuweather
[13:10:39] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 74F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Showers and thunderstorms. High 68F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 90%.
[13:10:41] <crutchy> ~time
[13:10:42] <exec> Friday, 25 December 2015 @ 12:10 am GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[13:10:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, it's gettin data proper at least.
[13:18:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #blackuweather Traralgon, au
[13:18:33] <MrPlow> T'day: How da fuck am I know dat shit? T'marra: Shit bright, get yo shades. It fuck'n hot! Dey a lil breeze.
[13:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather Traralgon, au
[13:19:09] <MrPlow> Today: Clear. Lows overnight in the upper 50s. Tomorrow: Sunny skies. High 96F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph.
[13:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[13:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> good enough for now
[13:20:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
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[13:26:02] <crutchy> bed time for me. merry xmas folks. dunno if i'll be around much next couple of days
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[13:57:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[13:57:38] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[14:01:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A War in Space — Likelihood and Repercussions - http://sylnt.us - space-debris
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[14:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[14:05:50] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[14:22:47] <cmn32480> do people honestly think that you aren't working on stuff after tehy report it as broken?
[14:22:55] <cmn32480> do they think that we enjoy hearing from them?
[14:23:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> well are we talking SN or an actual jerb?
[14:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause they'd be right on SN
[14:24:32] <cmn32480> my actual jerb
[14:24:48] <cmn32480> some days I wonder if it be filled with actual jerks
[14:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> well of course. it's a jerb. right there in the definition.
[14:25:27] <cmn32480> I mean I'm posting stories atm for SN, but I'm THINKING about their problem
[14:26:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> most of the world does not understand that some of us need to let the back of our brains untangle issues while the front of our brains do....well, other stuff.
[14:27:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. s'why i generally do up a new theme every release cycle
[14:27:14] <cmn32480> it's christmas eve, and I'm having a reach through the phone and strangle someone moment
[14:27:49] <cmn32480> so THAT's how we ended up w/ OMG POINES!
[14:28:06] <cmn32480> s/POINES/PONIES/
[14:28:06] <sedctl> <cmn32480> so THAT's how we ended up w/ OMG PONIES!
[14:28:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[14:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> some mindless blah blah just to let stuff percolate
[14:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, think i'll do up a mobile theme
[14:29:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically just gonna hide the shat on the sides.
[14:29:34] <cmn32480> whatever makes you happy buzzard
[14:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> not today, mind ya. gotta go watch star wars again with different folks.
[14:30:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> How times will that be for you? I've only seen it once so far.
[14:30:51] <cmn32480> damnit.. now she is bitchign to the owners
[14:31:09] <cmn32480> WTF? she think I am sitting on a solution just to make her life hard???
[14:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> second time. i don't figure there'll be much new to catch but it's worth sitting through again.
[14:31:32] <cmn32480> no spoilers buzzard\
[14:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't gonna.
[14:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i hate it when folks go yackin on about movies.
[14:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:33:12] <cmn32480> I think I already need liquor.
[14:33:19] <cmn32480> and it is only 9:30
[15:36:51] <SoyGuest65550> paulej72: correct :-)
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[15:43:34] <chromas> Welcome back to the Internet, good sir
[16:03:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oculus Rift Hardware Seems Ready — Early Release is Developers-Only - http://sylnt.us - prepare-for-the-immersion
[17:01:46] <mechanicjay> Morning all
[17:01:49] * mechanicjay is looking forward to working from home this mornin
[17:04:56] <cmn32480> morning mechanicjay
[17:05:04] <cmn32480> erp... early afternoon actually
[17:34:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Drone Crash Misses Champion Skier by Inches - http://sylnt.us - did-not-amuse-the-queen-bee
[17:35:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://www.nbcsandiego.com
[17:35:42] <systemd> ^ 03Police Seek 400-Pound, Bearded Woman in Stabbing | NBC 7 San Diego
[17:40:49] <mechanicjay> hmmm, sshfs is not working so well over my 5Mbit DSL this morning :(
[17:41:15] <SirFinkus> didn't know your mom lived in san diego AndyTheAbsurd
[17:42:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> She's got a nicer beard than I do, too!
[17:45:47] <cmn32480> gentlemen... have a Merry Christmas. They just closed our office early.
[17:45:59] <cmn32480> ~gday everybody
[17:46:01] * exec accidentally poops a toilet bowl of bewb for everybody
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[17:47:59] <mechanicjay> cmn32480|away: enjoy, Merry Christmas!
[17:50:17] <SirFinkus> I having a traditional holiday breakfast, butter chicken curry
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[18:04:23] <mechanicjay> actually, I think it's Eclipse being completely shit about concurrent I/O that's killing me, not necessarily the DSL per se. The shit DSL is just exposing Eclipse's underlying short comings.
[18:09:41] <Gravis> mechanicjay: Eclipse is complete shit for so many other reasons
[18:10:14] <mechanicjay> it's true. I've tried out NetBeans and *really* like it...I just so used to using Eclipse at this point....
[18:12:36] <Gravis> mechanicjay: well what language are you coding in?
[18:13:02] <mechanicjay> PHP
[18:13:30] <Gravis> oi
[18:13:40] <Gravis> now you have two problems. :P
[18:14:16] <mechanicjay> Could be worse...
[18:14:19] <mechanicjay> it could be Perl
[18:14:29] <Gravis> true
[18:15:51] <mechanicjay> I have a great quote from a friend: "Perl is a remarkable language: it somehow manages to be more cryptic than APL, while only using ASCII characters"
[18:17:47] <swiss> anyone in here ever wired their own stompbox for guitar
[18:22:43] <SirFinkus> like, built your own?
[18:22:47] <swiss> yeah
[18:22:54] <swiss> apparently it's really simple for the basic effects
[18:23:01] <SirFinkus> no, but it looks like a fun project
[18:23:14] <swiss> and would cost <$50 in parts to do
[18:23:23] <swiss> http://www.premierguitar.com this is the article i've been reading
[18:23:29] <Gravis> swiss: see hackaday.com
[18:23:31] <SirFinkus> probably nicer parts than the stuff you'd get with a $50 pedal
[18:23:49] <swiss> SirFinkus: i think the parts for the pedal will actually only cost me like $15'
[18:24:05] <swiss> Gravis: i found plenty of guides, more looking for co-conspirators
[18:24:18] <swiss> Gravis: especially for "I did this, and it sounded 10x cooler than that"
[18:25:38] <Gravis> frankly, i'd be more interested in using a powerful MCU to actually process the audio so that i could test the effects beforehand on a computer and determine which i liked
[18:26:15] <SirFinkus> sounds like this http://hoxtonowl.com
[18:26:16] <systemd> ^ 03The OWL
[18:26:42] <Gravis> SirFinkus: yep
[18:27:09] <swiss> yeah, but wiring is more fun than programming!
[18:27:37] <Gravis> swiss: watch you fucking mouth!
[18:27:41] <Gravis> your*
[18:27:45] <swiss> haha
[18:28:05] <swiss> i do both, and physical stuff always feels more satisfying
[18:28:38] <Gravis> the problem with hardware is that it's difficult to update
[18:28:51] <swiss> that's why you have to be perfect the first time
[18:29:02] <Gravis> which is impossible
[18:29:04] <SirFinkus> less important for something like a guitar pedal
[18:29:17] <swiss> also, you can sell a stomp pedal for a lot more than it costs you to create it yourself on craigslist
[18:29:21] <Gravis> SirFinkus: sure... if you are a quitter!
[18:29:38] <swiss> so if you don't like the effect... sell it, and buy new components!
[18:30:10] <Gravis> i would prefer one pedal to rule them all
[18:30:48] <SirFinkus> they make those, I have one
[18:31:01] <SirFinkus> typically "real" pedals sound better
[18:31:03] <swiss> but what if you wanted to have 3-4 different pedals, so you didn't have to reprogram between songs?
[18:31:10] <SirFinkus> and you can fuck with the signal path and stuff
[18:31:27] <swiss> SirFinkus: distortion seems easy, i'm not sure about the other effects yet
[18:31:33] <Gravis> whatever, a guitar is a very limited instrument already.
[18:31:41] <swiss> but then again, distortion takes care of 90% of songs
[18:31:45] <SirFinkus> I'd imagine reverb would be pretty easy too
[18:31:49] <swiss> that require an effect
[18:31:56] <SirFinkus> and stuff like equalizers
[18:32:05] <SirFinkus> Gravis how so?
[18:32:34] <Gravis> SirFinkus: well compared to a computer which takes all the guesswork out of the equation
[18:32:49] <Gravis> and pesky humans two just mess things up
[18:32:56] <SirFinkus> the "guesswork" is half the fun
[18:33:01] <Gravis> -two+who
[18:33:25] <Gravis> SirFinkus: fun? this is about music!
[18:34:01] <SirFinkus> music is about fun
[18:34:30] <Gravis> i disagree, it's about something that is nice to listen to
[18:34:38] <swiss> SirFinkus: reverb is super complicated it seems
[18:35:11] <swiss> SirFinkus: distortion is just a "mix in some 9V into the feed with a transitor"
[18:35:29] <SirFinkus> lol
[18:35:54] <Gravis> SirFinkus: and humans can have fun making music on a computer. after that, leave it up to the computer to perform the composition.
[18:36:27] <SirFinkus> I haven't heard any computer compositions that I've liked
[18:36:45] <SirFinkus> much less any convincing instrument synthesis
[18:37:20] <Gravis> that's because you have a predefined notion of what "music" is
[18:37:31] <Gravis> that is /your/ problem
[18:38:36] <SirFinkus> not really, I'm open to it, we just don't have the tech for it, and I doubt we will in the near future
[18:42:40] <SirFinkus> I'm off to watch a movie
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[20:52:41] <swiss> Gravis: http://www.livespice.org
[20:52:42] <systemd> ^ 03LiveSPICE ( http://www.livespice.org )
[20:53:07] <Gravis> swiss: a SPICE sim?
[21:05:37] <SirFinkus> oh shit swiss, that sounds neat
[21:05:52] <SirFinkus> pity about the "windows" bit
[21:06:33] * SirFinkus bookmarks
[21:37:11] <Gravis> "LiveSPICE is a Windows application."
[21:37:15] <Gravis> pff... it's worthless
[21:37:51] <Gravis> it's even written in a worthless language
[21:38:52] <Gravis> because what good is it if MS is always holding patents over you, threatening to sue but promising to not.
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[22:14:28] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:14:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2006
[22:17:35] <swiss> i'm really riled about some people talking about social security on FB
[22:17:49] <swiss> and because I don't want to discuss it with them because they're stupid, i'll just post the pic in here
[22:18:23] <swiss> http://i.imgur.com
[22:18:47] <swiss> do people understand that social security is meant to be basically forced savings for retirement
[22:19:03] <swiss> and if you put more INTO SS, it's supposed to give you more OUT when you retire?
[22:19:11] <chromas> I thought the problem with social security was it was being raided for other purposes
[22:19:16] <swiss> that is the issue
[22:19:21] <swiss> well, *an* issue
[22:19:24] <swiss> HOWEVER
[22:19:31] <crutchy> ~weather
[22:19:33] <swiss> the image i posted of a "fix" is nothing close to a fix
[22:19:33] <exec> 07Traralgon VIC - currently 27°C, sunny, wind NW at 13 km/h, humidity 42% - Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (9°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C), Monday sunny (11°C:27°C)
[22:19:39] <chromas> yeah
[22:19:44] <swiss> in fact, it'd only make the problem worse
[22:20:15] <swiss> but it seems that most people on the internet have a rather blind "follow whatever bernie says, he's the perfect politician!" stance
[22:20:19] <swiss> and it's driving me up the wall
[22:20:24] <crutchy> ~convert 35 C F
[22:20:25] <exec> 0335°C = 95°F
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