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[00:02:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Played a Clever Trick When He Called Clinton "Disgusting" - http://sylnt.us - neuropolitics
[00:04:12] <crutchy> Bender, s/ur//
[00:04:13] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump Played a Clever Trick When He Called Clinton "Disgusting" - http://sylnt.us - neopolitics
[00:07:32] <cmn32480|away> betcha they take the last train for that datacenter
[00:07:37] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[00:08:01] <crutchy> g'day cmn32480
[00:08:21] <cmn32480> how goes crutchy
[00:08:25] <crutchy> lazy
[00:08:27] <crutchy> :p
[00:08:43] <crutchy> soaking up some days off work while i can
[00:09:01] <cmn32480> <sigh>
[00:09:05] * cmn32480 is jealous
[00:09:06] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[00:09:07] <systemd> ^ 03The Monkees - Last Train To Clarksville 1966 - YouTube
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[00:09:38] <crutchy> from 4th jan its gunna be the usual chaos again, or moreso :/
[00:10:45] <cmn32480> yeah... but 2 weeks off?
[00:10:58] <cmn32480> I think I'd give one or more of my kids up for that
[00:11:35] <crutchy> i can't remember last time i had 2 weeks off
[00:11:39] <crutchy> maybe at uni
[00:12:17] <cmn32480> I gotta go pick up dinner
[00:12:18] <cmn32480> back later
[00:12:30] <crutchy> o/
[00:13:51] * crutchy has figured out where xlefay went...
[00:13:52] <crutchy> <gol> ^ Driving Instructors In The Netherlands Can Now Be Paid In Sex
[00:14:04] <crutchy> http://jalopnik.com
[00:14:05] <systemd> ^ 03Driving Instructors In The Netherlands Can Now Be Paid In Sex
[00:14:30] <crutchy> damn hexchat highlighting the title bot line instead of the link line :/
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[00:57:48] <chromas> what's the bot written in? :)
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[01:04:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahah
[01:04:54] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup bastids.
[01:05:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Half of my blood is Cain's blood.
[01:06:00] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:06:01] <systemd> ^✓ 034 Runner - Cain's Blood - YouTube
[01:06:44] <Ethanol-fueled> One eye looks to heaven....the other looks for TROUBLE.
[01:07:00] <Ethanol-fueled> DADDY lived by the bottle, and died by the barn.
[01:08:54] <crutchy> chromas, dunno. its a bot on freenode
[01:11:06] <Ethanol-fueled> NcuMqreUDBY
[01:11:26] <Ethanol-fueled> NcuMqreUDBY
[01:11:43] <Ethanol-fueled> SOD OFF FUCKS
[01:12:01] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:12:01] <systemd> ^ 03KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND - YouTube
[01:15:53] <Ethanol-fueled> The weather is nice
[01:15:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Raiing.
[01:15:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Raining even.
[01:16:18] <SirFinkus> raining here too
[01:16:28] <SirFinkus> but really, who cares?
[01:16:41] <SirFinkus> It's western washington in the winter, it's always raining
[01:16:44] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[01:16:45] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 40°F / 4°C, light rain showers, wind S at 9 mph, humidity 89% - Tuesday rain (38°F:44°F / 3°C:7°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (36°F:42°F / 2°C:6°C), Thursday scattered showers (31°F:41°F / -1°C:5°C), Friday partly cloudy (28°F:39°F / -2°C:4°C)
[01:16:47] <Ethanol-fueled> SOd off Fink, you just ain't havin; it.
[01:17:10] <Ethanol-fueled> a Fuckstick like you just can't appreciate rain.
[01:17:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Which is a shame.
[01:17:38] <SirFinkus> I like a good rainstorm, problem is most of the time that it only rains enough to be annoying
[01:20:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Rain is awesome here.
[01:21:16] <SirFinkus> yesterday we had a rain/snowstorm, that was pretty awesome
[01:21:32] <Ethanol-fueled> washington++
[01:21:32] <Bender> karma - washington: 4
[01:22:06] <Ethanol-fueled> If i had the chance, I'd travel there to beat people up.
[01:22:15] <Ethanol-fueled> beatings++
[01:22:15] <Bender> karma - beatings: 1
[01:23:29] * Ethanol-fueled cracks knuckles
[01:23:46] <Ethanol-fueled> It's clobberin' time! Hahahahahah!
[01:24:09] <SirFinkus> if you ever do, I'd drink with you, olympia would probably be up your ally
[01:24:22] <SirFinkus> evergreen state is like *the* hipster college
[01:24:34] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm partial to Wenatchee/Winthrop/Omak
[01:24:47] <SirFinkus> omak is aweomse
[01:24:59] <SirFinkus> family has land up there
[01:25:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I been too Seattle. Weather sucks, but but I can deal.
[01:26:04] <SirFinkus> always have fun when I go up to seattle
[01:26:06] <Ethanol-fueled> If you're tall, you can get pussy up there.
[01:26:37] <SirFinkus> I know a guy that knows a guy that runs a brewery up there
[01:27:00] <SirFinkus> gluten free, but surprisingly good booze
[01:27:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Everything is organic up in that neck of the woods.
[01:27:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Pure nature. Love it.
[01:27:52] <SirFinkus> elysian is better, good food too
[01:28:17] <Ethanol-fueled> drinking deer piss fresh from a stream.
[01:32:22] <SirFinkus> gluten free beer is another level though
[01:32:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Bah. Hipster shit.
[01:32:51] <Ethanol-fueled> My last relationship was gluten-free for legit biological reasons.
[01:33:04] <SirFinkus> yeah, but the beer tastes good and I know the people that run it
[01:33:18] <SirFinkus> my aunt is like that, it's actually a problem for her
[01:33:48] <SirFinkus> she gets lumped in with the hipsters and probably gets her food spit in
[01:33:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The First Website Went Online 25 Years Ago - http://sylnt.us - sir-interwebz
[01:34:42] <SirFinkus> they have gluten free pizza there, but that can fuck right off
[01:34:46] <SirFinkus> it's fucking awful
[01:36:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, does your aunt taste good?
[01:36:35] <SirFinkus> never tasted any of them
[01:36:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Think she'd be chrarmed by a devil like me?
[01:36:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahhahahaa
[01:37:00] <SirFinkus> did accidentally see one of them naked though, she held up pretty well
[01:37:19] <Ethanol-fueled> How were here tits, Fink?
[01:37:21] <SirFinkus> bad idea, all of my uncles own guns and know how to use them
[01:37:26] <SirFinkus> just saw the ass
[01:37:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I know how to shoot guns.
[01:37:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Have at me\
[01:37:48] <SirFinkus> she was like 45, very little sag and no cottage cheese
[01:37:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Good, good.
[01:38:06] <Ethanol-fueled> She will age well.
[01:38:32] * Ethanol-fueled shoots up in Fink's aunt.
[01:38:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Unh.
[01:38:59] <SirFinkus> good luck, her husband is a fucking mountain man
[01:39:06] <SirFinkus> like someone you'd see in a book
[01:39:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Aw fug, Well, *cocks 44 mag* I'm a mountain man myself.
[01:40:01] <Ethanol-fueled> *gets on all fours to drink deer piss from a Washington stream*
[01:41:35] <Ethanol-fueled> She's another man's woman.
[01:41:40] <SirFinkus> he has a giant bear rug on his wall he shot with a bow
[01:41:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuuuuuu
[01:42:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Sounds like the kinda guy I'd buy a beer
[01:43:07] * Ethanol-fueled misses Washington
[01:43:08] <SirFinkus> genuine badass, I was going to go hunting with him before I fucked my back up
[01:43:38] <SirFinkus> I like washington because you can get the hipster shit and the redneck shit in the same state
[01:45:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah.
[01:45:34] <Ethanol-fueled> ALthough I'm too close to hipsters (Kensington) such that I taunt them verbally to their faces.
[01:46:08] <SirFinkus> cali doesn't have good gun laws though
[01:46:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I will start a fist-fight wth a fuckign hipster.
[01:46:17] <SirFinkus> we can get pretty much anything we want
[01:46:27] <Ethanol-fueled> agreed, fink. But we can buy and fire guns.
[01:46:39] <Gravis> "good gun laws" is exceptionally subjective
[01:46:46] <Ethanol-fueled> I can buy shotshells by the thousand from Wal-Mart.
[01:47:02] <SirFinkus> liberal gun laws gravis
[01:47:15] <Ethanol-fueled> *click click* Unh, that feels so good.
[01:47:21] <SirFinkus> by that I mean liberal in the classical sense, not the partisan sense
[01:47:47] <crutchy> the irony is thick in politics
[01:47:58] <Gravis> you mean they have restrictions and you would prefer a full auto weapon. got it :P
[01:48:13] <SirFinkus> no, that the laws are liberal
[01:48:21] <SirFinkus> as in non-restrictive
[01:48:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Washinton rocks.
[01:48:30] <SirFinkus> can buy pretty much whatever we want
[01:48:37] <Gravis> SirFinkus: in CA?
[01:48:42] <SirFinkus> washington
[01:48:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to move there to retire.
[01:48:52] <Gravis> <SirFinkus> cali doesn't have good gun laws though
[01:48:54] <crutchy> gravis, you do realize that whenever politicians start talking about gun laws, gun sales actually increase?
[01:48:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Buy a phat assault rifle.
[01:49:02] <SirFinkus> 5 day waiting period on handguns without a cwp
[01:49:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Take out the BROWN MENACE.
[01:49:19] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[01:49:21] <SirFinkus> I was contrasting wa with cali
[01:49:23] <Gravis> cwp?
[01:49:30] <SirFinkus> concealed weapon permit
[01:49:38] <SirFinkus> means you can carry a pistol
[01:49:40] <Gravis> how is that a good thing?
[01:50:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, because they self-regulate.
[01:50:07] <Ethanol-fueled> They're an old-slool popilation.
[01:50:07] <Gravis> frankly, i think a psyche eval should be part of the process
[01:50:23] <crutchy> Gravis, all liberals would fail dismally
[01:50:36] <Gravis> crutchy: good, dont give them weapons
[01:50:47] <SirFinkus> it's the ultimate equalizer
[01:50:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, fuck off, bootlicker.
[01:50:54] <SirFinkus> having a gun
[01:50:59] <Ethanol-fueled> You aren't fit to hold weapons.
[01:51:03] <Gravis> it's a tool of death
[01:51:12] <SirFinkus> isn't that the point?
[01:51:31] <Gravis> SirFinkus: which is why some people should not have it
[01:51:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Get a load of that guy, Fink.
[01:52:00] <SirFinkus> I'd agree with that, but the trouble is determining who would not have that tool
[01:52:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking statists. To hell with them.
[01:52:33] <crutchy> it probably wouldn't be so bad if your government wasn't so big, which makes people paranoid and that makes other people paranoid, and then you throw in religion and drug wars and gang violence and no jobs because the fed has buttfucked the economy into molasses
[01:52:50] <Gravis> SirFinkus: a psychiatric evaluation would good.
[01:53:01] <Ethanol-fueled> You're overthinking it, crutch.
[01:53:10] <crutchy> prolly :p
[01:53:11] <SirFinkus> like in california, which is a "may issue" state, it's dependent on politics and financial resources
[01:53:33] <Gravis> crutchy: i'm sure it's so big that it jammed it's foot in your ass. it would at least explain why you can't stfu about it.
[01:53:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, California is NOT a model. It is bullshit.
[01:54:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Feinstein-run bullshit.
[01:54:11] <SirFinkus> if you aren't rich, you probably aren't getting a carry permit
[01:54:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Look to Montana or Texas if you want to discuss gun laws.
[01:54:36] <SirFinkus> arizona too
[01:54:41] <crutchy> Gravis, i just can't help stirring you mate. if i went much further it might be considered rape
[01:54:42] <Ethanol-fueled> arizona++
[01:54:42] <Bender> karma - arizona: 1
[01:54:52] <Ethanol-fueled> arizona_drivers--
[01:54:53] <Bender> karma - arizona_drivers: -1
[01:54:54] <SirFinkus> fuck the summers though
[01:55:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I've grown up in Arizona, seen the best and the worst of it.
[01:55:30] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i don't think it should be a matter of money. plenty of rich people shouldn't have any guns.
[01:55:31] <Ethanol-fueled> It's got a bad rap, for what it is.
[01:55:43] <crutchy> i'd like to see the desert out that way
[01:55:47] <SirFinkus> I'd agree with that as well
[01:55:54] <SirFinkus> but that's the way it turns out usually
[01:56:14] <crutchy> for some reason i got a hard on for deserts lately. i wanna go see more of the aussie outback as well
[01:56:16] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you should visit California's Imperial Valley.
[01:56:26] <SirFinkus> as soon as they figure out a way to screen out the crazies from owning guns, I'm for it, but I haven't seen it yet
[01:56:32] <crutchy> isn't that full of people?
[01:56:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Highest rate of teen pregnancy, most polluted river in North America.
[01:56:38] <crutchy> fuck people
[01:56:55] <SirFinkus> what criteria for "crazy" would you like to be judged?
[01:56:55] <crutchy> i like the outback/deserts for their peace n quiet
[01:57:30] <crutchy> unfortunately i live in a polluted valley as well :/
[01:57:31] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, we have Joshua Tree national park
[01:57:40] <SirFinkus> outback steakhouse?
[01:57:41] <Ethanol-fueled> desert++
[01:57:41] <Bender> karma - desert: 1
[01:57:57] <Ethanol-fueled> I love deserts.
[01:58:06] <crutchy> the polluted valley i live in is also unfortunately full of people
[01:58:26] <Gravis> SirFinkus: emotional and mental stability.
[01:58:41] <SirFinkus> REALLY fucking vague
[01:58:55] <crutchy> Gravis, you're ok dude. you just got a bad case of momsbasementitis
[01:58:56] <Ethanol-fueled> IMperial_valley++
[01:58:56] <Bender> karma - imperial_valley: 1
[01:58:58] <Gravis> SirFinkus: not really
[01:59:19] <Gravis> SirFinkus: a psychologist can tell plenty about people
[01:59:28] <Ethanol-fueled> The IMperial Valley rocks. ONly the best survived that hell!
[01:59:34] <crutchy> how easy they are to skim money from
[01:59:37] <SirFinkus> I'd suspect that 99% of people have been emotionally or mentally stable according to a psychologist
[01:59:50] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:59:51] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Imperial Valley
[02:00:15] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, how come it gets so hot anyway? isn't it near population centers that aren't that hot?
[02:00:19] * crutchy clicks link
[02:00:29] <Gravis> SirFinkus: well... do you think more than 1% of people are going on shooting sprees?
[02:00:44] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, it gets hot because it's in a valley. That's also why it gets cold.
[02:00:56] <SirFinkus> not even close
[02:01:03] <Gravis> SirFinkus: exactly
[02:01:07] <Ethanol-fueled> it gets up to 120 degrees in the summer.
[02:01:14] <SirFinkus> not sure what your point was gravis
[02:01:15] <Ethanol-fueled> and low as fuck in the winter.
[02:01:19] <crutchy> ~convert 120 F C
[02:01:20] <exec> 03120°F = 48.889°C
[02:01:26] <crutchy> shit yeah that's hot
[02:01:45] <Ethanol-fueled> so hot that when you blow out your breath feels cold on your cheeks.
[02:01:49] <crutchy> i think there's places in straya that get that hot, but they're way out bumfuck west
[02:01:57] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you don't have to screen out many people to stop people who would commit mass shootings
[02:02:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Gun-grabbers fuck off.
[02:02:56] <SirFinkus> my point was that I suspect that if you had everyone go to a psychologist, they'd be diagnosed as emotionally or mentally unstable
[02:03:08] <SirFinkus> perhaps I was unclear
[02:03:12] <Gravis> you were
[02:03:19] <SirFinkus> fair enough
[02:03:22] <crutchy> Gravis, it seems to have worked in australia, but it will never fly in the USA. you yanks are founded on conflict
[02:03:35] <Gravis> SirFinkus: also, you can suspect all you want but reality is different matter
[02:03:45] <crutchy> straya is still basically a subject of the queen, at least formally
[02:03:53] <SirFinkus> I'll admit that it's speculation
[02:04:11] <Ethanol-fueled> The slippery slope with gun disarming means that fewer people will seek treatment.
[02:04:39] <SirFinkus> but really, if we're doing psych evals on people, it's just going to be a case of rich people buying favorable psych evals
[02:04:40] <crutchy> every time theres a mass shooting and the gun grabbers get on the tv, gun sales skyrocket
[02:04:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Fewer people with depression.
[02:04:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Bipolar dosorder.
[02:04:59] * chromas suspects a correlation between psych majors and tv crime dramas
[02:05:18] <SirFinkus> or it'd be like like medical poy, people paying $100 to doctors to prescribe it
[02:05:21] <SirFinkus> *pot
[02:05:29] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, psyche majors are fucked up, but they can self-regulate well.
[02:06:01] <Ethanol-fueled> pot++
[02:06:01] <Bender> karma - pot: 5
[02:06:15] * Ethanol-fueled excuses self to smoke a bowl.
[02:06:50] <chromas> Yeah but they don't have anything to do so they go create yet another tv drama where the protagonists get into the heads of the bad guys
[02:07:22] <Ethanol-fueled> gettaloada this bullshit. I go sober for over a month cuz gotta getta job.
[02:07:22] <chromas> or diagnose everyone with speshul snowflake syndrome
[02:07:23] <Gravis> crutchy: small government is working! https://soylentnews.org
[02:07:24] <systemd> ^ 03SN article: Landslide and Explosion Strike Shenzhen 04(9 comments)
[02:07:34] <Ethanol-fueled> I get a job and these fuckers dont even piss-test me.
[02:07:43] <Ethanol-fueled> SHeesh - private companies.
[02:07:46] <chromas> well now you have to double up
[02:08:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Bullshit chromas.
[02:08:12] <cmn32480> that neeither one represetns reality?
[02:08:15] <Ethanol-fueled> These fuckers don't piss-test by design.
[02:08:36] <Ethanol-fueled> they WANT their workforce to self-medicate.
[02:08:40] <cmn32480> depends on the company EF
[02:08:55] <cmn32480> generally, smaller companies don't
[02:09:06] <cmn32480> unless you have a CDL, then they are required to by law
[02:09:10] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, in my experience - public = piss test. Private = no piss test.
[02:09:11] <cmn32480> or regulation
[02:09:24] <cmn32480> public is a near guarantee
[02:09:37] <cmn32480> financial sector, public or private, guarantee
[02:09:46] <crutchy> Gravis, wat?
[02:09:51] <SirFinkus> in my state, they test you if you want workers comp
[02:09:52] <Ethanol-fueled> There are plenty of big private tech companies.
[02:09:57] <crutchy> you think chinese government is small?
[02:09:58] <cmn32480> large private company, tehy will
[02:09:59] <crutchy> lol
[02:10:01] <SirFinkus> you piss dirty, you don't get it
[02:10:14] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i think this place is hottest in straya: https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:10:14] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Oodnadatta ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[02:10:18] <crutchy> was trying to think of its name
[02:10:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, but that's only if you fuck up, right?
[02:10:38] <crutchy> ~convert 50.7 C F
[02:10:39] <exec> 0350.7°C = 123.26°F
[02:10:40] <Ethanol-fueled> They don't piss test you up front but they do if you fuck up.
[02:11:57] <Gravis> crutchy: they don't bother with following any regulation, just like you want!
[02:12:08] <crutchy> Gravis, haha
[02:12:14] <crutchy> you're a funny guy
[02:12:25] <Gravis> crutchy: move to china, it's a capitalist dream.
[02:12:45] <crutchy> its slowly becoming that way, but it has a long way to go
[02:13:28] <crutchy> those sorts of disasters are a hallmark of socialist wet dreams
[02:13:32] <Gravis> what are you talking about? it's all polluted because they don't bother with regulation. how is that not the capitalist dream?
[02:13:33] <crutchy> chernobyl anyone?
[02:13:34] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy you fucking socialist
[02:13:43] <Ethanol-fueled> ~socialist crutchy
[02:13:50] <Ethanol-fueled> !socialist crutch
[02:13:57] <crutchy> #smake crutchy
[02:13:57] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head
[02:14:07] <Gravis> following the regulation is costly
[02:14:12] <Gravis> so they dont
[02:14:19] <crutchy> you know why socialism causes that kinda stuff?
[02:14:32] <crutchy> cos there is no profit motive, so nobody gives a fuck
[02:14:38] <crutchy> there is no incentive
[02:14:46] <Gravis> crutchy: pff... china is hardcore capitalism.
[02:14:51] <Ethanol-fueled> This is what we do in the desert crutch dawg:
[02:14:52] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:14:52] <systemd> ^ 03Razor 900 jumps sand dune at superstition Mt. Imperial vall - YouTube
[02:15:24] <Gravis> crutchy: and they are producing these disasters regularly.
[02:15:53] <Gravis> crutchy: move to china and be free of all the terrible regulations of the oppressive countries!
[02:15:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Sod off Gravis. ONly te best survived that hell!
[02:16:27] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:16:30] <systemd> ^ 03Dune Buggy Crash - Silver Lake! - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[02:16:39] <Gravis> crutchy: you should check out beijing too. it's like smoking 10 cigs all the time when you are outside.
[02:16:50] <crutchy> Gravis, if your attempt at trolling wasn't so blatantly obvious i might play along, but its just gunna end up in a big dickwanking session
[02:16:53] <Gravis> crutchy: that's why people are dying of lung cancer
[02:16:57] <crutchy> boooooorrrraaaang!
[02:17:12] <Gravis> crutchy: what's wrong? can't face the truth?
[02:17:18] <SirFinkus> that sounded like a cop out crutchy
[02:17:24] <crutchy> you know the truth. you're just bullshitting :p
[02:17:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Suck my dick, niggers.
[02:17:56] <crutchy> SirFinkus, cop out shmop out :p
[02:17:57] <chromas> dickwanking++
[02:17:57] <Bender> karma - dickwanking: 1
[02:17:58] <Gravis> crutchy: no, i'm presenting you the truth.
[02:18:07] <crutchy> time for a coffee :D
[02:18:19] <SirFinkus> also a cop out, but w/e
[02:19:10] <Ethanol-fueled> gawd wimmin are boring
[02:19:14] <Ethanol-fueled> ZZZZZ
[02:19:17] <Ethanol-fueled> XZZZZZZ
[02:20:43] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, its better in summer eh?
[02:20:59] <Ethanol-fueled> crutch-dawg, indeed
[02:21:13] * Ethanol-fueled revs engine
[02:21:23] <crutchy> ~weather
[02:21:24] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 26°C, partly cloudy, wind SE at 14 km/h, humidity 44% - Wednesday showers (13°C:27°C), Thursday sunny (15°C:32°C), Friday sunny (17°C:35°C), Saturday rain (10°C:18°C)
[02:21:27] <Gravis> crutchy: so why not go to china, land of the regulation free?
[02:21:33] <crutchy> fuck yeah perfect weather :)
[02:21:47] <crutchy> Gravis, pass the pot dude
[02:21:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, I did have an opportunity to work in Straya.
[02:22:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I love Aussies. Straightforward, salt-of-the-earth people.
[02:22:30] <Gravis> crutchy: LULZ. it's way more fun to see you squirm.
[02:22:43] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:22:44] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: China ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[02:22:55] <crutchy> The country is ruled by the Communist Party of China (CPC), whose power is enshrined in China's constitution
[02:23:05] <crutchy> lol you brainfart
[02:23:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I've met people from other plains. I've hated at least once. But I've never hated an Aussie.
[02:23:21] <Gravis> crutchy: they are hardcore capitalists. communism is a front.
[02:23:26] <Ethanol-fueled> I've never met an Aussie I hated.
[02:23:27] <crutchy> oh sure :)
[02:23:38] <Ethanol-fueled> All are fucking rad. And they can drink.
[02:24:01] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i let the side down. i'm not a big drinker
[02:24:35] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, so fucking what.
[02:24:37] <Gravis> crutchy: if nothing else, you gotta admit they don't give a flying fuck about regulation.
[02:24:57] <crutchy> Gravis, nobody gives a fuck about anything in socialism dude
[02:25:00] <Gravis> crutchy: they have regulations but they dont follow them
[02:25:12] <crutchy> there's no incentive to give a fuck
[02:25:28] <Gravis> crutchy: sure there is: staying alive
[02:25:47] <Gravis> crutchy: would you work at a steel mill that was killing you if you didn't have to?
[02:26:12] <crutchy> that's the only way socialist governments can maintain control
[02:26:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Those of you who cant operate the stick shift - FUCK YOU.
[02:26:17] <crutchy> is to bully their population
[02:26:22] <SirFinkus> so I don't understand the connection between "communism" and "in favor of regulation", I could imagine a communist government that sacrificed regulation over economic power
[02:26:25] <SirFinkus> ie chinea
[02:26:29] <SirFinkus> china even
[02:26:53] <Gravis> SirFinkus: "economic power" that would be capitalism
[02:26:55] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:26:55] <systemd> ^ 03Snowmobile Vs. Jetski watercross BIISONIMAFIA - YouTube
[02:27:02] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHHAAHHA YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHQ!
[02:27:10] <SirFinkus> environmental regulation seems distinct from economic control
[02:27:35] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, stick shifts are awesome
[02:27:42] <crutchy> especially if the stick is loose :)
[02:27:48] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, they're all I drive.
[02:27:51] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: LAME.
[02:27:52] <Ethanol-fueled> No shit.
[02:27:56] <crutchy> change gears with a pinky flick :p
[02:28:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, you sound like a fag.
[02:28:25] <SirFinkus> manual trannies are awesome
[02:28:33] <Ethanol-fueled> I bet you drive an Audi automatic
[02:28:36] <crutchy> i used to drive an '85 carolla. awesome on dirt roads
[02:28:41] <crutchy> now i'm an auto fag
[02:28:45] <Gravis> SirFinkus: what do transvesties have to do with anything?
[02:28:51] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. An Automatic. Get a load of this guy.
[02:28:57] <Gravis> +t
[02:29:22] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, its a camry familymobile
[02:29:24] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you are a disgrace.
[02:29:25] * crutchy is ashamed
[02:29:30] <SirFinkus> can't jack off a trannie while driving in a manual, you make a compelling point Gravis
[02:29:45] <Gravis> crutchy: you are ashamed for all the wrong reasons but it's a start
[02:29:46] <Ethanol-fueled> My car is a 2013 Nissan. But it has a manual transmission.
[02:30:12] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, its pretty rare to find a manual here nowadays
[02:30:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Glad those Japs let man have one last stand at manlihood.
[02:30:21] <chromas> Bender: grab SirFinkus
[02:30:21] <Bender> Added quote 636
[02:30:31] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, agreed, and too bad.
[02:30:32] <chromas> Bender: grab Gravis
[02:30:32] <Bender> Added quote 637
[02:30:33] <Gravis> with electric, there is no need for all those extra gears. :)
[02:30:40] <crutchy> my brother is a mechanic. he bought a car and changed the transmission to a manual
[02:30:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I love sticks.
[02:30:53] <Ethanol-fueled> mechanics++
[02:30:53] <Bender> karma - mechanics: 1
[02:30:58] <Ethanol-fueled> mechanix++
[02:30:58] <Bender> karma - mechanix: 1
[02:31:03] <SirFinkus> yeah, electric is pretty awesome
[02:31:12] <SirFinkus> same torque at low rps
[02:31:16] <SirFinkus> rpms
[02:31:19] <Gravis> much better than ICEs
[02:31:31] <crutchy> prolly still more efficient to use gears on flat roads
[02:31:43] <Gravis> crutchy: nope
[02:32:38] <chromas> exquisite argument
[02:32:41] <SirFinkus> graphs motherfucker, show me graphs
[02:32:53] <crutchy> Gravis, you didn't even know china was communist. why the fuck would i listen to you? lol
[02:33:05] <SirFinkus> both arguments are equally valid because both of them don't have any data supporting them
[02:33:06] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:33:07] <systemd> ^ 03New World Record with snowmobile on water 212 km - YouTube
[02:33:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Here are your fucking graphs
[02:33:24] <crutchy> SirFinkus, i was think from the perspective of a bike rider
[02:33:28] <Gravis> SirFinkus: your graph, sir: http://rpgmaker.net
[02:33:43] <SirFinkus> crutchy made an assertion, Gravis countered with another assertion
[02:33:46] <SirFinkus> with no data
[02:34:00] <crutchy> SirFinkus, you never ridden a mountain bike on a flat road?
[02:34:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking rad. Pure Awesomeness.
[02:34:02] <SirFinkus> fantastic graph gravis, I'm convinced
[02:34:23] <SirFinkus> a mountain bike? no, I wouldn't ride a mountain bike on a flat road
[02:34:28] <SirFinkus> fucking dumb
[02:34:45] <crutchy> oh you guys prolly call them different
[02:34:49] <chromas> who still makes graphs without antialiasing? what kind of world is this?
[02:34:49] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off dick taster
[02:34:56] <Ethanol-fueled> That was a rad vid.
[02:35:00] <Gravis> SirFinkus: well then don't miss out on this one: http://m.friendfeed-media.com
[02:35:06] <crutchy> i just call the ones with a smackload of gears mountain bikes
[02:35:31] <crutchy> if you got thin or thick tires don't matter a shit
[02:36:09] <crutchy> point was that if you ride a bike on a long flat road, you're prolly gunna want some gears
[02:36:44] <Ethanol-fueled> This is the REAL O.G. shit
[02:36:46] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:36:47] <systemd> ^ 03Blaster Master Intro - YouTube
[02:36:59] <crutchy> even the solar challenge cars had gears
[02:37:26] <Ethanol-fueled> The coolest fucking intro ever.
[02:38:30] <Gravis> SirFinkus: this would convince even the most stuborn of people: http://interconnectedworld.typepad.com
[02:38:37] <crutchy> is it just me or is there a lot of anime on tv nowadays?
[02:38:39] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCKING RAD!!!
[02:38:39] <Gravis> stubborn*
[02:38:40] <SirFinkus> crutchy: legs have different properties than electric motors
[02:38:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahahah
[02:38:47] <SirFinkus> I know about this shit
[02:38:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Anime is for homosexuals.
[02:39:09] <Gravis> zoomed: http://interconnectedworld.typepad.com
[02:39:15] <SirFinkus> the human body has a very specific range of high efficiency for bike riding
[02:39:36] <crutchy> SirFinkus, they do
[02:39:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, hell yeah
[02:39:56] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:39:58] <systemd> ^ 03Blaster Master (NES) Music - Area 3 - YouTube
[02:40:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Didn't stop us doe.
[02:40:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahaha
[02:40:34] <Gravis> crutchy: and i have the graph to prove it! http://users.tamuk.edu
[02:41:11] <crutchy> electric motors kinda do too though
[02:41:28] <Ethanol-fueled> sunsoft++
[02:41:28] <Bender> karma - sunsoft: 1
[02:41:47] <SirFinkus> kind of my point, electric motors don't need a bunch of gears like humans or ICE
[02:42:09] <SirFinkus> transmission adds a lot of mechanical complexity and energy loss
[02:42:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Sho nuff.
[02:42:27] <chromas> make cars diesel-electric like trains
[02:43:01] * chromas runs a train on tama's mom
[02:43:17] <SirFinkus> I think the trains focus on low speed torque rather than efficiency
[02:43:31] <Ethanol-fueled> True,
[02:43:32] <Gravis> SirFinkus: and i have the graph to prove it! https://4.bp.blogspot.com
[02:43:35] <SirFinkus> it'd probably be shitty for cars as we think of them now
[02:44:02] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:44:03] <systemd> ^ 03Blaster Master (NES) Music - Area 6 - YouTube
[02:44:29] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: still LAME
[02:44:33] <chromas> area6++ # gives the most points
[02:44:33] <Bender> karma - area6: 1
[02:44:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Suck my dick, nigger.
[02:45:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Tongue the flange, lick the balls.
[02:45:14] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[02:48:34] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: post something from this century at least
[02:48:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, I do not exist solely for your amusement. Kindly fuck off.
[02:49:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Suck my black dick.
[02:49:23] <crutchy> Gravis is just lonely
[02:49:27] * crutchy hugs Gravis
[02:49:41] * Ethanol-fueled cracks knuckles.
[02:49:56] <Ethanol-fueled> You fuckers want a fight, you'll get one.
[02:50:21] <Gravis> what? if he's going to be an insufferable racist, he should at least post some interesting videos
[02:50:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers.
[02:50:58] <Ethanol-fueled> here, you are ALL equally worthless.
[02:51:05] <crutchy> equality++
[02:51:05] <Bender> karma - equality: 1
[02:51:13] * crutchy finds his safe space
[02:52:11] * chromas hands out participation ribbons
[02:52:15] <Ethanol-fueled> And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved corps!
[02:52:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Do you maggots understand that?!
[02:53:10] <crutchy> .flip
[02:53:11] <exec> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[02:53:17] <crutchy> bring it on fukker!
[02:53:19] <crutchy> :D
[02:53:39] * Ethanol-fueled cracks knuckles
[02:53:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking bastards. I will KILL you!
[02:54:05] * crutchy knuckles cracks
[02:54:26] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:54:27] <systemd> ^ 0320 great final bosses (Nintendo - NES) - YouTube
[02:55:56] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: with all this retro stuff, i suspect you actually jealous of hipsters which is why you are so angry at them.
[02:56:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, you are a moronic fuck.
[02:56:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Suck my nigga-dick.
[02:56:30] <Gravis> it makes sense now, Ethanol-fueled has hispter envy
[02:56:50] <Ethanol-fueled> You retarded idiot.
[02:57:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus christ.
[02:57:56] <crutchy> Gravis has capitalist envy
[02:58:04] <crutchy> he wants to be michael moore so bad
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[03:33:49] <cmn32480> dear god.. why does adobe reader take so bloody long to install
[03:35:28] <cmn32480> other than being shit software, I mean
[03:35:54] <chromas> That's Adobe's way of telling you to install Linux
[03:36:03] <chromas> or PDF-XChange or something
[03:36:56] <cmn32480> if only my crm didn't look for "Acrord32.exe" or some shit
[03:39:27] <crutchy> it doesn't just use a shell api command to open a pdf?
[03:39:32] <crutchy> nasty
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[03:44:45] <cmn32480> my crm SUCKS
[03:45:01] <cmn32480> but i had no hand in choosing it so the blame belongs to someone else
[03:45:12] <cmn32480> i just gotta be able to fix the piece of crap
[03:47:43] <cmn32480> and for craps sake, it runs on IIS
[03:49:34] <crutchy> oh
[03:49:45] <crutchy> that's just sad :/
[03:50:01] * crutchy wasn't even sure IIS was still a thing
[03:51:21] <cmn32480> oh yes
[03:51:31] <cmn32480> it most unfortunately is still a thing
[03:58:03] <crutchy> one day when i get all motivated n shit ima gunna look into nginx
[03:58:23] <cmn32480> ok
[04:02:29] <cmn32480> bedtime
[04:02:35] <cmn32480> ~gnight gents
[04:02:36] * exec prematurely drops an anvil of coffee++ on gents
[04:03:15] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[04:06:47] <crutchy> ~gnight cmn32480|away
[04:06:49] * exec accidentally pours an assfull of $insert_beverage_here for cmn32480|away
[04:16:02] <crutchy> "Trump said he is considering skipping the next debate hosted by Fox News Channel, scheduled for January in Iowa, because he believes he was treated unfairly by the network's moderators."
[04:16:34] <crutchy> wasn't trump bashing other republican candidates for the very same thing?
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[04:46:25] <chromas> DragNet: Tokyo Drone
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[05:54:29] <mythterj> tap tap tap - is this thing on?
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[05:54:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahhaah
[05:55:11] <Ethanol-fueled> *clik clik*
[05:57:15] <mythterj> damn, half my network is down and the other half up.. sup wid that?
[05:57:49] <SirFinkus> I think they have medicines for that, talk to your doctor today
[05:57:53] <Ethanol-fueled> If You have half a network, then you are a a Phag.
[05:58:07] <chromas> Are you using 10Base-Teeter-Totter?
[05:59:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Raaaaugh!
[05:59:04] <mythterj> worst than that, I have comcast
[05:59:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Beat the living shit out of a motherfucker!
[05:59:35] <Ethanol-fueled> AAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!
[06:00:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Beast-mode, bitch!
[06:00:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:00:21] <systemd> ^ 03Sore loser takes out winner in front of 14000 - YouTube
[06:01:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Goddamn niggas.
[06:01:29] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:01:29] <systemd> ^ 03Best College Wrestling Match of All-Time - YouTube
[06:01:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, here is a true test of strength/
[06:02:55] <Ethanol-fueled> If you punk bitches can't wrestle then GTFO.
[06:03:39] <SirFinkus> I got ringworm once, does that count?
[06:04:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, you wrestled for the homosexual expreience.
[06:04:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahhaaheeheehoooooo!
[06:04:48] <Ethanol-fueled> wrestling is awesome.
[06:05:22] <SirFinkus> never did any sports, was in chess club in middle school though
[06:05:23] <Ethanol-fueled> None of you lily-livered weenies will ever experience the joy of wreswtling.
[06:05:24] <chromas> wrastlin'
[06:05:41] <SirFinkus> I was the second best chess player
[06:06:22] <Ethanol-fueled> A asport since the Greco-Roman days.
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[06:16:24] <Ethanol-fueled> wrestling++
[06:16:24] <Bender> karma - wrestling: 1
[06:16:39] <Ethanol-fueled> the purest form of human compatition.
[06:16:45] <Ethanol-fueled> competition
[06:17:53] <SirFinkus> no holds bar fights to the death is the purest form
[06:18:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Let's go, Fink.
[06:19:13] * Ethanol-fueled Wrestles Fink
[06:19:26] <SirFinkus> I concede
[06:19:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Ever wrestle?
[06:19:40] <SirFinkus> I'm 6 feet tall, 125 pounds
[06:19:44] <SirFinkus> no
[06:19:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking awesome.
[06:20:10] <Ethanol-fueled> too bad fink. you have proportions for FOOTBALL
[06:21:24] <Ethanol-fueled> you're a lanky bastard for wrestling though.
[06:21:55] * Ethanol-fueled drops acid for the wrestle.
[06:22:01] <SirFinkus> hah
[06:22:11] <SirFinkus> you see that UFC fight?
[06:22:20] <Ethanol-fueled> UFC is bullshit.
[06:22:22] <SirFinkus> where that potatonigger knocked out aldo?
[06:22:28] <SirFinkus> was pretty funny
[06:22:41] <SirFinkus> I don't follow ufc, but that was hilarious
[06:22:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck those mook-mooks.
[06:23:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Goddamn Filipinos.
[06:24:09] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:24:10] <systemd> ^ 03UFC 194 Conor McGregor Knocks out Jose Aldo - YouTube
[06:24:21] <SirFinkus> it was like at 13 second fight
[06:26:28] <SirFinkus> I think those fights are like $50 on ppv, I imagine a bunch of people are pissed
[06:32:23] <crutchy> "Chris Christie should put a no fry zone over his kitchen"
[06:32:26] <crutchy> lmao
[06:33:31] <SirFinkus> Slashdot @slashdot
[06:33:31] <SirFinkus> The Force Awakens is here! Decorate with some Star Wars Art, $19: bit.ly/1ZjVfPx
[06:33:52] <SirFinkus> that feels dirtier than a lot of adverts
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[07:03:44] <crutchy> trumpites should watch this: https://www.youtube.com
[07:03:45] <systemd> ^ 03Rand Paul scorching Donald Trump - YouTube
[07:04:05] <crutchy> disclaimer: yeah i'd totally blow rand paul :p
[07:04:08] <crutchy> nograb
[07:04:35] <chromas> ~define potatonigger
[07:04:36] <exec> potatonigger: unable to find definition
[07:05:19] <crutchy> .g potatonigger
[07:05:21] <exec> [google] www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Potato+Nigger
[07:05:26] <crutchy> ahh
[07:05:31] <crutchy> ~define potato nigger
[07:05:33] <exec> potato nigger: unable to find definition
[07:05:37] <crutchy> :<
[07:05:43] <SirFinkus> Irish
[07:06:24] <crutchy> i was thinking maybe a guy dressed in a potato suit picking cotton
[07:06:45] * crutchy is not very imaginative
[07:06:57] <chromas> jesus crutchy, how can you be so racist?
[07:07:03] <chromas> not all nigger pick cotton you know
[07:07:06] <chromas> :D
[07:07:32] <crutchy> true. they are into sports like drive by shooting, and running away from police
[07:07:47] <crutchy> #smake crutchy
[07:07:47] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head
[07:07:50] <chromas> damn I was about to make that joke
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[09:44:28] <chromas> It's a ruse
[09:44:48] <chromas> He's just trying to steal the Declaration of Independence
[09:44:52] <chromas> or whatever that movie was about
[09:46:51] <chromas> Also, reference to Ghost Rider movies
[10:18:29] <JamesNZ> "Put. The skull. Back. In the country."
[10:56:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:56:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2001
[10:56:39] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes crutchy with a monolith
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[11:11:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Programmers Share 188 Computer-Generated Novels on GitHub - http://sylnt.us - what-have-YOU-written-lately?
[11:13:03] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: when you're bored but feel like coding, you could add random smackings to MrPlow :)
[11:13:08] <chromas> smakings
[11:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[11:13:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> you mean like have him randomly abuse folks or code his smakes to be randomly worded?
[11:14:16] <chromas> randomly worded
[11:14:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~say #smake crutchy
[11:14:29] <chromas> like "smakes crutchy with an angleworm"
[11:14:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~say #soylent #smake crutchy
[11:14:45] <chromas> ~say bewbs++
[11:14:46] <exec> bewbs++
[11:14:46] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 56
[11:14:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~say stoopid bot
[11:14:58] <chromas> must be some nick list somewhere
[11:15:31] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[11:16:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.ponderonemile.com
[11:17:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'in texas on I35 north of dallas/ft. worth.
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[12:42:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Horror Films Do Curdle Your Blood (or At Least Result in Higher Levels of Coagulant) - http://sylnt.us - pumping-mayo-through-your-veins
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[13:06:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[13:06:58] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[13:07:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas 5280 mini-marshmallows
[13:07:57] * MrPlow smakes chromas 5280 mini-marshmallows upside the head
[13:08:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[13:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[13:08:45] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[13:08:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas 5280 mini-marshmallows
[13:08:48] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with 5280 mini-marshmallows
[13:09:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[13:09:03] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a pile of moose droppings
[13:09:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[13:09:27] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with a printout of the rehash source
[13:09:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> #smake MrPlow
[13:09:51] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a chainsaw
[13:09:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> well damn, that's karma for you
[13:10:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah...might want to fix it so that MrPlow doesn't commit chainsaw suicide anymore, though.
[13:13:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> also: "Chainsaw Suicide" sounds like the title of a Dethklok song.
[13:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, he deserves it
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[13:14:42] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:14:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2002
[13:16:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, cmn32480
[13:16:12] <cmn32480> mornin' buzzard
[13:16:21] <cmn32480> how's Oklahoma? OK?
[13:18:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, fair nuff. fishing was shit yesterday.
[13:18:29] <cmn32480> wasted day
[13:18:36] <cmn32480> at least you wern't working!
[13:18:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[13:18:40] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[13:18:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[13:19:12] <cmn32480> what's the old saying? "A bad day fishing beats a good day at work"?
[13:19:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'truth
[13:19:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially when you got funny old coots to pass the time with
[13:19:58] <cmn32480> so... guys like you?
[13:20:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically, yep
[13:21:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake-add a coffee++ mug
[13:21:04] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head for not knowing the correct syntax
[13:21:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> that is the correct syntax, stupid bot
[13:22:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[13:22:00] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[13:22:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake-add mjolnir
[13:22:33] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head for not knowing the correct syntax
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[13:23:15] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[13:23:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake-add
[13:23:33] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head for not knowing the correct syntax
[13:23:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake-add two turtle doves
[13:23:44] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head for not knowing the correct syntax
[13:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake MrPlow
[13:24:07] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with a pile of moose droppings
[13:24:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[13:24:28] <MrPlow> battlestations, bnk, default, dothis, find, help, join, klingon, nick, part, perl6, ping, redtube, roll, seen, smake, smake-add, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, whereis, youtube
[13:24:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help smake-add
[13:24:34] <MrPlow> Add something to the list of things to smake people with
[13:25:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> sumpin screwy going on
[13:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[13:26:21] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[13:26:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake-add whatever
[13:26:29] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head for not knowing the correct syntax
[13:26:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, okay...
[13:26:43] <paulej72> plunk
[13:27:00] * cmn32480 slides a seat under paulej72 before he hits the ground
[13:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, pj
[13:27:14] <paulej72> morning
[13:27:39] <cmn32480> how goes?
[13:27:57] <paulej72> not bad, taking a couple of weeks off of work
[13:28:12] * cmn32480 can't be your firend anymore out of jealousy
[13:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth
[13:28:31] <paulej72> i did work from home though.
[13:29:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not off work, that's in fact the opposite
[13:29:37] <paulej72> I got to schedule a downtime for the site sometime soonish. I need to fix a mistake with how I started mdb-mgm on neon
[13:30:18] <paulej72> but I was able to get done in one day what would have taken 2 or more if i had to do it at work
[13:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[13:31:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> any reason not to tie the downtime in with the site upgrade?
[13:31:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause we could push the one with stripe payments out any time next month.
[13:31:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> bitcoin's still broken though. haven't had time to completely rewrite it.,
[13:32:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i have but i've been a lazyass.
[13:34:12] <paulej72> well I would like to get the db fixed soonish and I have not had a real chance to look at the newest code and test it all out.
[13:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff. i know there's an error with one of the things before i worked on stripe. doesn't install a new perl module and template correctly. didn't figure out where/how to add them until later.
[13:35:39] <paulej72> OK, I have scheduled the server maintenance for tonight at 0300 UTC
[13:35:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> will see if i can find it when i get back home and unfuck it
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[13:39:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, nick
[14:13:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's InSight Mars Lander Launch Delayed by Air Leak - http://sylnt.us - I-feel-the-Earth^w^wMars-move-under-my-feet
[14:20:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> cowabunga!
[14:20:50] <chromas> I almost suspected EF was in #debian on freenode, until the guy mentioned ddos
[16:07:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[16:07:57] <Bender> karma - naps: 32
[16:14:20] <cmn32480> I wish
[16:15:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - German Man Ordered to Delete Intimate Photos and Videos of Ex-Partner - http://sylnt.us - but-they-will-always-be-in-his-brain
[16:28:16] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[16:28:17] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 38°F / 3°C, light rain showers, wind SW at 9 mph, humidity 94% - Wednesday thunderstorm (36°F:43°F / 2°C:6°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (31°F:41°F / -1°C:5°C), Friday partly cloudy (29°F:41°F / -2°C:5°C), Saturday partly cloudy (32°F:40°F / 0°C:4°C)
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[17:15:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Rules Kim Dotcom Can be Extradited to US to Face Charges - http://sylnt.us - four-more-years
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[18:25:24] <cmn32480|away> ~weather
[18:25:25] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
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[18:25:37] <cmn32480> ~weather
[18:25:38] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 59°F / 15°C, light rain showers, wind NE at 4 mph, humidity 97% - Wednesday rain (61°F:61°F / 16°C:16°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (58°F:72°F / 14°C:22°C), Friday showers (57°F:68°F / 14°C:20°C), Saturday rain (55°F:60°F / 13°C:16°C)
[18:28:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather KSPG
[18:28:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[18:28:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33701
[18:28:22] <exec> 10St Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, mostly sunny, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 96% - Wednesday partly cloudy (70°F:76°F / 21°C:24°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (69°F:80°F / 21°C:27°C), Friday partly cloudy (68°F:80°F / 20°C:27°C), Saturday partly cloudy (69°F:81°F / 21°C:27°C)
[18:47:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nitrogen can Triple Energy Capacity of Supercapacitors - http://sylnt.us - Jumpin'-Jack-Flash-It's-a...
[18:52:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> Hey isn't that one of my submissions?
[18:52:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> In fact I think it's the only thing I submitted recently...
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[19:22:36] <CoolHand> AndyTheAbsurd: confirmed
[19:23:07] <CoolHand> !uid
[19:23:08] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6003, owned by julian
[19:23:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> haha yeah I could have checked myself but I got distracted by my paid job.
[19:23:40] <CoolHand> happens to the best of us
[19:24:15] <cmn32480> clicking the link woudl have been SO hard AndyTheAbsurd
[19:26:31] <CoolHand> ~weather Indy
[19:26:32] <exec> 10Indianapolis, IN, USA - currently 64°F / 18°C, light rain showers, wind S at 17 mph, humidity 81% - Wednesday thunderstorm (43°F:64°F / 6°C:18°C), Thursday mostly sunny (43°F:55°F / 6°C:13°C), Friday showers (48°F:58°F / 9°C:14°C), Saturday thunderstorm (55°F:68°F / 13°C:20°C)
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[19:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=user op=get_nickname uid=6000 /nickname
[19:47:06] <exec> 02{"RTFM":"http:\/\/wiki.soylentnews.org\/wiki\/ApiDocs"}
[19:47:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=6000 /nickname
[19:47:46] <exec> 02{"nick":"alliance1986"}
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[19:57:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Bender
[19:57:04] * MrPlow smakes Bender upside the head with a cluebat
[20:08:07] <cmn32480> nice nap buzzard?
[20:08:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent one. gave it an extra hour on account of being on vacation
[20:08:37] <cmn32480> rough
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[20:08:50] <cmn32480> careful... nap too long and you wont sleep tonight
[20:09:06] <cmn32480> then we'll expect you to write code
[20:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that can't really happen on a laptop
[20:10:12] <cmn32480> it can... just takes longer
[20:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> not if you keep throwing your laptop out of frustration
[20:10:45] <cmn32480> fair enough
[20:24:30] <cmn32480> you need to travel with a real keyboard..... that'd solve some issues with TheMightyLaptop
[20:29:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but it's a bit clumsy to wag around. sides, i don't mind not being productive.
[20:30:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> reboot time
[20:32:53] <cmn32480> I can't reboot time... that'd put us back to the big bang or some stuff.....
[20:33:05] <cmn32480> we wouldn't want that.
[20:33:11] <cmn32480> before the age of computers
[20:33:19] <cmn32480> stone tablets and chisels...
[20:33:31] <cmn32480> at least life'd be simpler
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[20:48:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge, Siding With Google, Refuses to Shut Down Waze in Wake of Alleged Theft - http://sylnt.us - information-is-free
[20:49:30] <cmn32480> leaky_pens--
[20:49:30] <Bender> karma - leaky_pens: -1
[20:52:02] <SirFinkus> I read that as "leaky_penis"
[20:52:14] <cmn32480> that'd suck too
[20:52:31] <cmn32480> but I guess it.... well.... depends
[20:54:06] <cmn32480> !grab SirFinkus
[20:54:06] <Bender> Added quote 638
[20:54:35] <cmn32480> goes right along with
[20:54:38] <cmn32480> !quote 601
[20:54:39] <Bender> Quote 601 - <bytram> well, his is certainly larger than mine.
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[21:28:47] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, not 100% sure but the API doesn't seem to be escaping /'s in its json encoding
[21:29:42] <crutchy> is it using an encoding lib or are you just manually constructing the json?
[21:30:39] <crutchy> prolly doesn't really matter either way. i was just getting different encoding of the url between raw json from the api and json that was re-encoded using php's json_encode function
[21:33:57] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:33:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2003
[21:34:04] <crutchy> happy xmas eve soylentils
[21:34:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid ancient laptop. gains new bugs i gotta work around every time i update.
[21:34:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, encoding lib
[21:35:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> json isn't supposed to escape /s, is it?
[21:36:13] * TheMightyBuzzard is currently stuck using vesafb for graphics
[21:36:56] <crutchy> from http://www.json.org looks like it is, but i dunno if its changed
[21:36:57] <systemd> ^ 03JSON
[21:37:19] <crutchy> don't matter either either
[21:37:34] <crutchy> i'll just decode/re-encode to make consistent
[21:37:50] <crutchy> seems to decode no probs
[21:40:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> or set JSON_UNESCAPED_SLASHES for php
[21:40:31] <crutchy> or that :p
[21:40:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not required but is allowed.
[21:40:59] * crutchy didn't even realize there was an option
[21:41:12] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[21:41:12] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 205
[21:41:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> themightylaptop--
[21:41:29] <Bender> karma - themightylaptop: 1
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[21:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw you, lousy support for ancient ati graphics
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[21:44:45] <crutchy> noice. now its consistent at least
[21:47:19] <crutchy> one reason why i kinda like php's serialization is that it bricks if there's any errors, and there's no options so its consistent
[21:47:34] <crutchy> but json is *much* simpler
[21:48:17] <crutchy> (having developed an unserializer for php serialized strings)
[21:56:13] <Gravis> i called it! https://soylentnews.org
[21:56:14] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[21:56:15] <Gravis> http://www.csoonline.com
[21:56:15] <systemd> ^ 03The Juniper VPN backdoor: buggy code with a dose of shady NSA crypto | CSO Online
[21:57:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, wasn't precisely a difficult prediction but you did nail it.
[21:57:56] <crutchy> and people wonder why i avoid 3rd party shit
[21:58:38] <crutchy> ok its not because i'm worried about NSA hacks; its more because 3rd party shit is often just plain shitty
[21:58:53] <crutchy> but yeah! :p
[22:02:13] <crutchy> Gravis, either that or you just googled your prediction from websites like this: http://www.tomshardware.com
[22:02:14] <systemd> ^ 03Juniper Finds Backdoor In NetScreen Firewalls, Possibly Already Exposed By NSA Whistleblower In 2013
[22:02:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> afk a bit
[22:03:07] <Gravis> crutchy: if i found more info, i would have posted a link.
[22:04:27] <Gravis> crutchy: so unless you think i planned all of this ahead of time...
[22:04:44] <crutchy> i don't doubt that you could have figured it out on your own. you seem pretty switched on to tech crap, even if you're a political nitwit. i was just pointing out that it was apparently discovered/suspected beforehand
[22:05:07] <crutchy> :)
[22:05:19] <Gravis> crutchy: well, you are just a nitwit, so i guess i at least have a leg up
[22:05:23] <crutchy> lol
[22:05:27] <crutchy> probably
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[22:09:51] <SirFinkus> I'm the real nitwit, got home to discover my shirt was inside out and backwards
[22:19:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electric, Autonomous Cars Will Drive BMW's Continued Growth - http://sylnt.us - ultimate-self-driving-machines
[22:25:04] <crutchy> SirFinkus, i do that too, except its usually my wife that points it out to me
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[23:50:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Most of Musician Pete Seeger's FBI File Released - http://sylnt.us - the-annals-of-history
[23:58:39] <crutchy> does anyone know if there has been any NATO air activity over Syria since the S-400's were stationed there?
[23:59:35] <crutchy> most news websites are either establishment stooges that don't talk about it, or they're wacko conspiracy nutjobs that might be speaking the truth but don't have any credibility either