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[00:00:28] <crutchy> i don't think russia has ever not been a military superpower. they just don't advertise on CNN
[00:00:47] <crutchy> its people might be cold and starving, but at least they're armed to the teeth
[00:01:48] <Ethanol-fueled> That discomfort is what makes the Asians and the Slavs better scientists.
[00:02:30] <Ethanol-fueled> As young people they calculate by hand or mind. An American might find that to be "ghetto" but they are more rigorous
[00:02:50] <crutchy> its similar to the x-program method
[00:03:08] <crutchy> go out into the middle of the nevada or new mexico desert and build shit
[00:03:20] <crutchy> nobody wants to be there so they work efficiently
[00:03:35] <crutchy> no bureacracy or career building
[00:03:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Russians were doing parallel computing before Americans were.
[00:04:55] <Ethanol-fueled> wake me up when American space technology is no longer dependent on Russian boosters.
[00:05:47] <crutchy> yeah the ruskies got space tech down pat
[00:06:25] <crutchy> even the ISS would be fucked without russian life support module
[00:06:41] <crutchy> guess they got lotsa experience with mir
[00:06:52] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll tell you a dirty little secret - all the american rocket (satellite) launches are dominated by Lockheed-Martin now.
[00:07:08] <crutchy> using the russian rocket engine?
[00:07:12] <crutchy> in atlas
[00:07:28] <Ethanol-fueled> They basically bought up all the entities involved with launches and jacked the prices up because that's the only game in town.
[00:08:05] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.lockheedmartin.com
[00:08:06] <systemd> ^ 03Atlas · Lockheed Martin
[00:09:00] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:09:01] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: International Launch Services
[00:11:29] <crutchy> was kinda funny when russia did the crimea thing and usa got all pissy about space cooperation, and i was left thinking 'wait a minute? don't you guys rely on russia for that anyway?'
[00:11:49] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, our leadership is full-retard.
[00:12:06] <Ethanol-fueled> We know that, everybody else knows that. The problem is, is the problem gonna be solved?
[00:12:23] <crutchy> chinese will solve it when they see fit
[00:12:34] <crutchy> they might let you stew in your own juices for a while longer :p
[00:12:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Pffft, bahaha. The ****** ain't gonna do shit.
[00:13:04] <crutchy> they got about a trillion us dollars
[00:13:11] <crutchy> can buy a lot of political clout with that
[00:13:39] <Ethanol-fueled> actually, if it's financial, I hope they do. We can usher in a new age of American protectionism, stiffing the Reds on debt, and ushering in a 20-30 year era of American domestic prosperity.
[00:13:49] <Ethanol-fueled> The Chinese know that, we know that.
[00:14:02] <crutchy> hmm yeah they do
[00:14:09] <crutchy> that's why they been buying a lot of gold
[00:14:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Everybody's been buying and repatriating gold.
[00:14:54] <crutchy> i think they realize unless they spend it their dollars aren't gunna be worth shit
[00:15:03] <crutchy> so they're spending it gradually
[00:15:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Good move on their part.
[00:16:05] <Ethanol-fueled> All this money and investing shit is economic voodoo.
[00:16:13] <crutchy> true that
[00:16:49] <crutchy> saudi arabia is spending their dollars too
[00:16:57] <crutchy> tis why they can get away with low oil price
[00:17:25] <crutchy> fun times
[00:17:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I was hoping it was because the fusion reactor was viable.
[00:17:35] <crutchy> would be nice
[00:17:56] <crutchy> i really hope thorium takes off, but there's prolly a lot of lobbying to squash it
[00:19:01] <Ethanol-fueled> The American standard of living has taken a nosedive, and in the increasingly politically-correct social environment, one would wonder why are are supporting one of the most evil regimes in the world.
[00:19:42] <Ethanol-fueled> What I am hoping is, we are holding the sword to Saudi Arabia's neck. They did 9/11 (or maybe the Jews did, but that Saudi Arabia did is the official story)
[00:20:06] <crutchy> as long as saudi arabia holds as many dollars as it does, amercia wont do shit to them
[00:20:09] <crutchy> money talks
[00:20:13] <crutchy> unfortunately :/
[00:20:26] <Ethanol-fueled> We'll see about that.
[00:20:42] <crutchy> it has already bought off your politicians
[00:20:51] <Ethanol-fueled> That is true.
[00:21:42] <Ethanol-fueled> To the point where both the United States and Europe have been infiltrated with sleeper cells of Islamic extremists.
[00:21:56] <SirFinkus> Saudi Arabia is one of my litmus tests
[00:22:08] <Ethanol-fueled> The Sunni axis will not survive, but it will cause damage on its way out.
[00:22:27] <Ethanol-fueled> explain, please, Fink
[00:22:57] <crutchy> SirFinkus, you would have loved ron paul then
[00:22:59] <SirFinkus> I can't vote for a politician that thinks it's a moral imperative to "take out" isis, while simultaneously continuing a friendly relationship with the Saudis
[00:23:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that is cognitive disonnance at its finest.
[00:23:46] <crutchy> ron paul was sounding the alarm bells about islamic extremists long before 9/11
[00:23:51] <SirFinkus> I can tolerate a pragmatic approach, but none of this talk about how terrible it is that ISIS beheads people
[00:23:54] <crutchy> and being ignored
[00:24:15] <Ethanol-fueled> But it goes without saying that NATO and AMerica supports ISIS, they support the domestic killing of their own citizens(as what happened in France and San Bernardino)
[00:24:41] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, yeah i think there's a lot of two-faced fuckery going on with isis
[00:24:50] <Ethanol-fueled> For some petty political battle of "nation-building." They will allow the deaths of their own to satisfy their allies!
[00:24:55] <crutchy> the isis thing is just a proxy war
[00:25:08] <crutchy> against assad and iran
[00:25:18] <SirFinkus> like, if someone was to say we should attack ISIS because they're interfering with our interests in the middle east, I could entertain that argument
[00:25:19] <crutchy> and russia now too i guess
[00:25:33] <SirFinkus> at least it's an honest one
[00:25:35] <Ethanol-fueled> politicians with deaths in their countries should be exexuted over the lack of their ability to protect their citizens.
[00:26:06] <crutchy> SirFinkus, rand paul is probably most pragmatic about isis. he talks about heavily protecting your embassies and stuff, but leaving the rest
[00:26:20] <Ethanol-fueled> They had intelligence. They chose to let their citizens die for political reasons.
[00:26:28] <SirFinkus> Rand Paul is irrelevant
[00:26:43] <crutchy> he's the best of a shitty bunch
[00:26:48] <SirFinkus> his opinions on the matter have about as much weight as santa claus
[00:26:54] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, Fink, agreed. They were afraid of Rand so they found somebody louder and more honest.
[00:26:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Trump.
[00:27:08] <Ethanol-fueled> It was a brilliant strategy.
[00:27:31] <SirFinkus> the "refuge in audacity" candidate
[00:27:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Any population with half a brain would have seen it. But Americans are both lame and stupid.
[00:27:47] <SirFinkus> his rhetorical style is intoxicating
[00:27:47] <crutchy> trump was to combat paul i think
[00:27:55] <crutchy> the neocon strategy
[00:28:01] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, that was one of my first instincts.
[00:28:25] <Ethanol-fueled> If Americans weren't morons this wouldn't be a problem.
[00:28:31] <crutchy> paul isn't as solid as his old man, but he's educated by his old man at least
[00:28:39] <crutchy> he has a huge following
[00:28:47] <Ethanol-fueled> But America is too fat, too bloated. I think we should Balkanize.
[00:29:31] <Ethanol-fueled> And the provence in which I live will have ****** *** *** ****
[00:29:50] <crutchy> i wouldn't be surprised if trump was being financed by hillary, cos she prolly knows that if trump gets the nomination she'll have the presidency in the bag
[00:30:07] <crutchy> or whichever democrat at least
[00:30:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I've heard that theory, though, the **** have no grasp of the disgust of American voters.
[00:30:35] <crutchy> only the far right will vote for trump
[00:30:46] <chromas> does hilary have more moneys than trump?
[00:31:16] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd vote trump. I can respect a troll more than a dishonest career murderer.
[00:31:34] <Ethanol-fueled> But, it looks like I'll be voting third-party this year.
[00:31:37] <Ethanol-fueled> AGAIN.
[00:32:02] <crutchy> i'd vote for wheoever had the balls to veto every 'omnibus' bill that crossed his desk
[00:32:20] <crutchy> and told congress to work for their fucking pay
[00:32:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah. Our congress can legally insider-trade.
[00:32:55] <Ethanol-fueled> They're straight crooked.
[00:33:32] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, we seem to disagree on a lot of things, but if there's anything in which we do agree, it's that America will be destroyed.
[00:33:36] <Ethanol-fueled> And from within.
[00:33:45] <crutchy> i hope not
[00:33:49] <crutchy> you guys are ok
[00:34:06] <crutchy> who knows anymore
[00:34:29] <Ethanol-fueled> A stupid population gets what they deserve. The ancient Greeks called those who refused to fulfill their civic duty "idiota"
[00:36:09] <Ethanol-fueled> 'scuse me, that was Latin but not Greek, but had Greek roots.
[00:36:17] <crutchy> i think america is largely a product of its upbringing. there's pros and cons of having the world's reserve currency; on the one hand your dollars will be in demand so you can print shitloads, but you will always be increasingly in debt as a result
[00:36:39] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, we weren't the only nation to hold the reserve currency.
[00:37:15] <crutchy> true, but look what happened to britain
[00:37:30] <crutchy> was once a massive empire
[00:37:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Britain is still a massive empire. Five eyes?
[00:38:06] <crutchy> its a shadow of its former self
[00:38:26] <crutchy> it used to be the USA of the world
[00:38:43] <Ethanol-fueled> I like that we're all butt-slapping, beer-drinking allies. But come on, must me really have to dominate everybody else?
[00:39:11] <crutchy> human nature prolly
[00:39:16] <Ethanol-fueled> What are we, fucking dogs? Can't we invest in space and science and not behave like paranoid animals?!
[00:39:16] <crutchy> humans are cunts
[00:44:32] <Ethanol-fueled> YUp.
[00:44:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Info Emerges About the Email That Closed L.A. Schools - http://sylnt.us - how-many-risks-should-be-taken
[00:44:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Assholes.
[00:44:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Human Scum.
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[00:50:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Sup badcoderfinger.
[00:51:06] <BadCoderFinger> Hey EF, what's the rant of the day?
[00:51:59] <Ethanol-fueled> World war three, an appeal to work with Russia to solve common problems, disdain for domestic politics.
[00:52:15] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, sounds a bit familiar.
[00:52:59] <BadCoderFinger> I'm really with you on the disdain for domestic politics.
[00:56:40] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:56:40] <systemd> ^✓ 034 Runner - Cain's Blood - YouTube
[01:02:41] <BadCoderFinger> It's a holiday week (ish) so I have beer. Still have to work, though.
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[01:15:19] <Gravis> crutchy: your ideas are as foolish as ever. keep it up.
[01:17:10] <Gravis> crutchy: i mean, it's really just so stupid to the point where you could be a politician
[01:17:35] <Gravis> crutchy: not just any, hard core republican
[01:17:40] <Gravis> crutchy: you would fit right in
[01:18:19] <Gravis> crutchy: just add the racism of ethanol-fool and you could lead the pack
[01:22:09] <chromas> EF can't be racis 'cause he's 2% brown
[01:23:32] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, good thing that's cleared up.
[01:26:12] <chromas> Did you think he was skim milk?
[01:26:32] <chromas> translucent, like his trolling
[01:27:02] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, but there are way worse trolls.
[01:30:10] <chromas> oh I figured it out. This broccoli smells like feet
[01:30:17] * chromas hunts for over vegetables
[01:32:23] <BadCoderFinger> I'll offer a bit of advice, which you're certainly free to ignore: Any vegetable that smells like feet should probably be avoided.
[01:33:01] <BadCoderFinger> As in, "dropped off in an anonymous "Barnes and Noble" bag in front of Amazon headquarters.
[01:33:43] <chromas> lol
[01:34:20] <chromas> I'm outtsa Barnes & Noble bags. I'll have to order some from Amazon
[01:34:35] <BadCoderFinger> Heh! They love that!
[01:34:50] <JamesNZ> SpaceX launch: https://www.youtube.com
[01:34:51] <systemd> ^ 03ORBCOMM-2 - YouTube
[01:35:05] <JamesNZ> engineering++
[01:35:05] <Bender> karma - engineering: 1
[01:36:15] <BadCoderFinger> Nice!
[01:36:58] <JamesNZ> The landing is coming up in about 3 minutes :D
[01:39:36] <JamesNZ> Ermagerd they did it!
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[01:45:44] <SoyCow9605> I saw the Falcon 9 fly back. Anybody know if it self-disassembled when it landed?
[01:46:34] <SirFinkus> according to Jonathan McDowell, first stage landed successfully
[01:46:50] <SirFinkus> http://spaceflightnow.com
[01:46:51] <systemd> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[01:47:38] <SirFinkus> https://twitter.com SoyCow9605
[01:47:39] <systemd> ^ 03SpaceX on Twitter: "The Falcon 9 first stage landing is confirmed. Second stage continuing nominally. https://t.co"
[01:49:30] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[01:50:21] <cmn32480> it actually worked???
[01:50:24] <cmn32480> damn
[01:51:03] <cmn32480> holy crap
[01:56:58] <SirFinkus> if you have the twitter, @planet4589 is a good guy to follow if you like info on all these launches
[01:58:45] <cmn32480> what's twitter?
[01:59:08] <SirFinkus> it's kind of like RSS, but with more cursing
[01:59:21] <cmn32480> ooooo
[01:59:24] <cmn32480> any bewbs>?
[01:59:30] <SirFinkus> several
[01:59:34] <cmn32480> cuz... you know
[01:59:37] <cmn32480> bewbs++
[01:59:38] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 55
[01:59:49] <SirFinkus> I've heard there even twitter accounts dedicated to bewbies
[02:00:06] <cmn32480> interesting
[02:00:21] <cmn32480> I wonder if the account gewg_ is taken
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[02:01:05] <cmn32480> I could be someone!
[02:01:31] <SirFinkus> American dream right there
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[02:01:46] <cmn32480> being gewg_ means somethign
[02:01:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahaha.
[02:02:30] <cmn32480> I dind't say it meant alot
[02:02:56] <SirFinkus> who's gewg_?
[02:03:34] <chromas> a guy from twitter
[02:03:48] <cmn32480> we don't know... he has an account but never uses it
[02:04:00] <Ethanol-fueled> He was banned.
[02:04:19] <cmn32480> nope
[02:04:28] <Ethanol-fueled> He's a digital Jew....banned from every online society.
[02:04:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahhahahahah
[02:04:41] <cmn32480> he has an account that was reserved for him
[02:04:52] <cmn32480> w/ a low UID to boot
[02:05:00] <cmn32480> ~uid
[02:05:02] <exec> The current maximum UID is 6000, owned by alliance1986
[02:05:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Awesome.
[02:05:08] <cmn32480> WOO HOO!
[02:05:12] <SirFinkus> the first g is a soft g
[02:05:13] <cmn32480> ~woot
[02:05:20] <cmn32480> #woot
[02:05:23] <cmn32480> !woot
[02:05:31] <Ethanol-fueled> A Socialist Democrat.
[02:05:32] * cmn32480 can't remember what bot does that
[02:05:39] <BadCoderFinger> cmn32480: Not your night, heh!
[02:05:56] <cmn32480> my memory is cloudy
[02:06:02] * SirFinkus has begun the drinking process
[02:06:10] <cmn32480> cloudy w/ liquor
[02:06:21] <cmn32480> .woot
[02:06:24] <cmn32480> $woot
[02:06:28] <cmn32480> %woot
[02:06:30] <cmn32480> ^woot
[02:06:32] <SirFinkus> has ncommander been by recently? haven't seen him in irc in a while
[02:06:34] <cmn32480> &woot
[02:06:38] <SirFinkus> just curious
[02:06:44] <cmn32480> dunno
[02:06:47] <chromas> !w00t
[02:06:49] <Ethanol-fueled> And from a plebe's perspective, just another gated-community Liberal who thinks illegals are good for society...as long as they're not directly involved with HIM.
[02:06:50] <cmn32480> I think he started a new job
[02:06:51] <chromas> !woot
[02:06:55] <SirFinkus> ahh
[02:07:14] <cmn32480> and that has kept him busy
[02:07:21] <cmn32480> ~last ncommander
[02:07:24] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[02:07:24] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[02:07:42] <SirFinkus> good job cmn32480
[02:07:48] <cmn32480> ~last nick=ncommander
[02:08:03] <cmn32480> I am a failure... whatdayawant?
[02:08:12] <exec> 03[2015-11-11 04:35:3] #Soylent <NCommander> But IBM's marketing department sucked
[02:08:13] <SirFinkus> I was hoping he'd have more streams
[02:09:24] <BadCoderFinger> cmn32480: You'll have to write your own woot.
[02:09:32] <cmn32480> ack.
[02:09:39] <SirFinkus> god damn, I think internet drama has unlocked my inner TMZ
[02:09:45] <cmn32480> oh lord
[02:10:12] <cmn32480> I just host the bot... I'm not sure I'm really up to makeing code changes
[02:10:29] <cmn32480> though I do have an accepted contribution to him
[02:10:42] * cmn32480 blushes
[02:10:47] <SirFinkus> ahh, the Nuremberg defense
[02:10:47] <cmn32480> it was my first git commit
[02:11:04] <Ethanol-fueled> PJHarvey++
[02:11:04] <Bender> karma - pjharvey: 1
[02:11:40] <BadCoderFinger> cmn32480: You gotta start somewhere!
[02:12:02] <cmn32480> we shall see.....
[02:12:32] <SirFinkus> oh spacex people, this is pretty neat https://twitter.com
[02:12:32] <systemd> ^ 03SpaceX on Twitter: "Long exposure of launch, re-entry, and landing burns https://t.co"
[02:13:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Heehehheeehehehhehe
[02:13:43] <cmn32480> bedtime for the kids.back in a bit
[02:14:13] <BadCoderFinger> I can't help but think that EF has somehow (through some chemical modification of neural activity) turned a very geeky space launch line into a porno with multiple pizzas.
[02:14:26] <chromas> I hope so
[02:14:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Not really.
[02:14:53] <chromas> he whips up the freshest toppings
[02:15:07] <SirFinkus> I suspect that Ethanol-fueled is actually a Dick Masterson character
[02:15:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Nope, there is no novelty launching here.
[02:15:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Amusement Park Visitors Scrutinized for Weapons - http://sylnt.us - the-most-vulnerable-place-on-earth
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[02:16:44] <SirFinkus> I don't fucking get weapon screening like that, a massive line of people trying to go through a chokepoint seems like a GREAT place to shoot up a bunch of people
[02:17:03] <SirFinkus> aww, shit, I was right and he knows the gig is up
[02:18:10] <SirFinkus> is it gig, or jig?
[02:18:25] <chromas> jig
[02:18:27] <chromas> also jig
[02:18:29] <chromas> jif
[02:18:43] <chromas> if the screening spots are chokepoints then that just means we need to be screened first
[02:21:10] <SirFinkus> I can't think of a better place to shoot people at an airport than the TSA lines
[02:21:42] <chromas> or bomb
[02:22:02] <chromas> oh whoops, bombs aren't trendy anymore
[02:22:11] <SirFinkus> sure they are
[02:28:45] <Bytram|away> http://feeds.wired.com
[02:28:47] <systemd> ^ 03SpaceX Just Landed a Rocket for the First Time | WIRED ( http://www.wired.com )
[02:35:39] <Gravis> dammit i forgot
[02:36:03] <Bytram|away> I'm putting a story together right now; should go out in a few minutes, if all goes well.
[02:37:31] * cmn32480 cracks the whip on Bytram|away
[02:37:42] <cmn32480> ~cowsay fast bytram faster
[02:37:42] <exec> ____________________
[02:37:42] <exec> < fast bytram faster >
[02:37:43] <exec> --------------------
[02:37:43] <exec> \ ^__^
[02:37:43] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[02:37:44] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[02:37:44] <exec> ||----w |
[02:37:45] <exec> || ||
[02:37:56] * Bytram|away smakes cmn32480 and tells 'im to "Leave me Alone! I'm working here!"
[02:38:12] * Bytram|away minimizes hexchat
[02:38:12] <cmn32480> the cow said it, not me!
[02:38:39] * cmn32480 maximizes the number of times he pings Bytram|away
[02:39:51] * Bytram|away prepares to close hexchat
[02:41:43] <cmn32480> :-(
[02:42:00] <cmn32480> ~fortune
[02:42:01] <exec> <Electro> my computer was once one of the building blocks of a great
[02:42:01] <exec> pyramid
[02:42:03] <Bytram|away> ~time x
[02:42:05] <exec> Tuesday, 22 December 2015 @ 2:42 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[02:42:53] <Bytram|away> story is up; needs a 2nd.
[02:42:59] <cmn32480> on it
[02:43:01] * Bytram|away takes a break
[02:43:36] <cmn32480> Changing title from Merge: martyb (12/22 02:29 GMT)
[02:43:46] <Bytram|away> BTW, scheduled to go out in about 10minutes or so, as breaking news.
[02:43:54] <Bytram|away> *snort* ooooooops!
[02:43:57] <cmn32480> and deservedly so
[02:44:04] <cmn32480> the breaking news thing
[02:44:07] <Bytram|away> Spaaaaace!
[02:44:18] <crutchy> aye
[02:44:27] <crutchy> damn i missed some space shiz
[02:44:42] <crutchy> parenting-- # always gets in the way :p
[02:44:43] <Bender> karma - parenting: -1
[02:44:55] <cmn32480> uh huh
[02:45:00] <crutchy> parenting++ # cos kids
[02:45:00] <Bender> karma - parenting: 0
[02:45:01] <cmn32480> I know the feeling crutchy
[02:45:11] <cmn32480> you take the good, you take the bad
[02:45:17] <cmn32480> you take them both and there you have
[02:45:21] <cmn32480> the facts of life
[02:45:25] <cmn32480> the facts of life
[02:45:40] <cmn32480> sometimes you gotta go and show
[02:45:47] <Bytram|away> crutchy: "ORBCOMM-2 Full Launch Webcast by SpaceX" https://www.youtube.com
[02:45:47] <cmn32480> your growin' and you know about
[02:45:47] <systemd> ^* 03ORBCOMM-2 - YouTube
[02:45:54] * crutchy reads that in a monty python song voice
[02:46:28] <Bytram|away> afk biab
[02:46:37] <Bytram|away> http://www.wired.com
[02:46:37] <systemd> ^* 03SpaceX Just Landed a Rocket for the First Time | WIRED ( http://www.wired.com )
[02:46:39] <cmn32480> i heard it as the theme song to the 80's sitcom
[02:47:03] <Bytram|away> http://krebsonsecurity.com
[02:47:06] <systemd> ^ 03Are Credit Monitoring Services Worth It? — Krebs on Security
[02:47:11] <crutchy> in other news: boeing and lockheed say "i could do that but i dun wanna"
[02:47:37] <Bytram|away> betteridge(sp?) says no, and Krebs concurs, for the most part
[02:47:46] <crutchy> in other news: russia says "here hold my vodka"
[02:47:48] <cmn32480> thatnks for pushing out the overnights bytram!
[02:47:50] <Bytram|away> btw, read the comments, some excellent points in there.
[02:47:51] <cmn32480> bytram++
[02:47:51] <Bender> karma - bytram: 69
[02:47:54] <Bytram|away> ok, break time for sure
[02:47:55] <Bytram|away> !uid
[02:47:55] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6001, owned by petershank
[02:48:03] <Bytram|away> we broke 6k!
[02:48:09] <SirFinkus> sweet
[02:48:11] <cmn32480> you missed the party earlier
[02:48:29] <crutchy> pfft those 4 digiters :p
[02:48:31] <Bytram|away> yeah, something about putting in an 11 hours day at work interfered, I think.
[02:48:40] <crutchy> aw fk man
[02:48:43] <crutchy> 11 hours sucks
[02:48:44] <Bytram|away> 6k went to: "alliance1986"
[02:48:47] <cmn32480> those bastards... interfereing wiht your social life
[02:48:55] <cmn32480> correct
[02:48:57] <SirFinkus> user count is irrelevant
[02:48:57] <Bytram|away> only the 3rd time in the past 7 days.
[02:49:04] <crutchy> my old man does 12 hour shifts
[02:49:06] <SirFinkus> Terry Davis is the benchmark
[02:49:09] <crutchy> only for the money
[02:49:16] <Bytram|away> SirFinkus: so, if you are a suser, you don't count?
[02:49:31] <Bytram|away> s/suser/user/
[02:49:31] <sedctl> <Bytram|away> so, if you are a user, you don't count?
[02:49:36] <Bytram|away> afk
[02:49:42] <crutchy> ciri counts
[02:49:42] <SirFinkus> nope, only Terry Davis
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[03:05:27] <Gravis> spacex stock is going to shoot through the roof tomorrow
[03:06:10] <crutchy> probably. traders will only be fighting over slops though
[03:07:17] <crutchy> are they trading yet
[03:07:19] <crutchy> ?
[03:08:18] <cmn32480> I don't think they are public
[03:08:28] <crutchy> http://www.profitconfidential.com
[03:08:30] <systemd> ^ 03SpaceX IPO Holding Off; Five Similar Stocks to Watch
[03:08:34] <crutchy> yeah looks like not yet
[03:08:51] <cmn32480> Elon Musk: SpaceX goes public when Mars flights begin
[03:08:57] <cmn32480> http://www.usatoday.com
[03:09:02] <systemd> ^ 03Elon Musk: SpaceX goes public when Mars flights begin
[03:09:15] <crutchy> he knows how wall street dipshits work
[03:10:15] <Gravis> Boeing and the other United Launch Alliance is going to take a sizeable hit because of this too. :)
[03:10:26] <cmn32480> very likely
[03:10:27] <Gravis> they are defense contractors, so fuck them
[03:10:37] <Gravis> fuck them up their stupid asses
[03:10:38] <Gravis> s
[03:10:47] <crutchy> its not really their market, but might be a blip
[03:11:02] <crutchy> they got their cushy no-bid contracts already
[03:11:27] <cmn32480> gravis is a jay and silent bob fan....
[03:11:48] <crutchy> gravis is alright
[03:11:59] <Gravis> "In May 2015, ULA stated that it would go out of business unless it won commercial and civil satellite launch orders to offset an expected slump in U.S. military and spy launches."
[03:12:22] * cmn32480 almost sheds a tear. almost
[03:12:28] <crutchy> they probably see spacex as a threat
[03:12:38] <crutchy> kill destroy!
[03:13:01] <Gravis> ULA is just "Lockheed Martin Space Systems and Boeing Defense, Space & Security"
[03:13:10] <crutchy> yup
[03:13:26] <crutchy> they do the atlas launches that depend on russian rocket motors :P
[03:15:02] <crutchy> the doco on that is pretty funny. the american engineers didn't believe the russian engineers till they did the test
[03:15:44] <cmn32480> it is sad
[03:15:58] <crutchy> though i'll bet the russian guys were sweating buckets in the test runup
[03:16:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Just Landed a Rocket for the First Time - http://sylnt.us - way-to-go!
[03:17:57] <crutchy> from the now-we're-almost-where-we-were-in-the-sixties dept.
[03:18:24] <cmn32480> !woop
[03:18:24] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[03:18:50] <crutchy> elon musk seems like a pretty cluey guy from his talks
[03:19:02] <crutchy> pragmatist
[03:19:26] <crutchy> but also optimistic in setting goals
[03:19:37] <chromas> We need electric rockets
[03:19:50] <crutchy> neeeew i want electric cars here first
[03:19:55] <crutchy> fuk rockets
[03:20:04] <cmn32480> i want a rocket car
[03:20:09] <chromas> But but, flying cars!
[03:20:11] <crutchy> hmm. we have electric cars. we need charging stations
[03:20:11] <cmn32480> or at least a flying car
[03:20:35] <chromas> electric rocket car
[03:20:57] <chromas> Is there a standard for e-car charging?
[03:21:02] <chromas> one that's in use
[03:21:06] <cmn32480> yes.
[03:21:12] <chromas> USB-C
[03:21:13] <cmn32480> use electricity
[03:21:53] <chromas> Well but they all have their own connectors, voltages, protocols
[03:22:09] <chromas> probably send their charging datums to the nsa too
[03:22:12] <cmn32480> I think it is 208/220/240V
[03:22:27] <cmn32480> but a trickle charge can probably be done over 110V
[03:22:36] * chromas starts a fundraiser for foil hats for cars
[03:23:28] <Gravis> chromas: not mine! mine is going to so awesome it won't even need batteries but instead run on a special fluid.
[03:23:45] <Gravis> i call it, the "automobile"
[03:23:48] <cmn32480> your smug sense of self perfection?
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[03:24:06] <crutchy> you are not pissing in my car's fuel tank Gravis
[03:24:07] <Gravis> cmn32480: tried that, doesn't move. :(
[03:24:57] <Gravis> crutchy: fine. you piss in it.
[03:25:15] * cmn32480 passes the sugar
[03:25:25] <crutchy> ethanol is cool
[03:25:38] <cmn32480> yes he is.
[03:25:40] <Gravis> crutchy: until you make it warm then it's gets real hot
[03:25:46] <crutchy> i like the idea of tesla's 15 minute charging stations though
[03:26:08] <Gravis> crutchy: why not the 90 second battery swap?
[03:26:10] <cmn32480> that was the one that gives an 80% charge in 15min? and a 100% in like 2 hours?
[03:26:11] <crutchy> free of "charge" bahahahaha!
[03:26:22] * crutchy coulddn't help it
[03:26:23] <cmn32480> that's why you'd swap the batteries.. duh
[03:27:05] <crutchy> Gravis, plugging in a plug and grabbing a coffee is easier than fukking around with batteries
[03:27:25] <Gravis> i like the battery swap idea because it means you dont have to pay for new batteries after N years
[03:27:44] <Gravis> crutchy: sure... but it's done robotically.
[03:27:46] <crutchy> shhh that's not how cars work
[03:27:54] <crutchy> cars are designed to break down :p
[03:28:11] <Gravis> crutchy: yeah... and rockets aren't designed to land.
[03:28:25] <crutchy> i knew the moon landings were faked!
[03:28:26] <cmn32480> does that mean that everymanufacturer now has to collaborate on the size, location, etc ,of the battery door?
[03:28:38] <cmn32480> and the size and type of battery
[03:28:58] <Gravis> cmn32480: yes because it's now a 100% certainty and the only option for the future!
[03:29:17] <crutchy> tesla will probably make the standard
[03:29:17] <cmn32480> it was a hypothetical Gravis
[03:29:22] <cmn32480> likely
[03:29:25] <crutchy> first in best dressed
[03:29:39] <cmn32480> but for the battery change option to work well, ther'd have to be some standardization
[03:29:54] <Gravis> cmn32480: it would be a good idea but the machine may be adaptable for multiple designs
[03:30:00] <cmn32480> but gravis, I agree, it is far better to do it that way for the longer term battery purchase
[03:30:21] <cmn32480> er to prevent the purchase
[03:30:24] <crutchy> kinda like what we do with bbq gas cylinders
[03:30:31] <cmn32480> zxactly
[03:30:35] <cmn32480> 'cept me
[03:30:41] <cmn32480> I get mine filled
[03:30:43] <crutchy> i don't use mine enough :(
[03:30:59] <crutchy> they might not even accept it with the rust
[03:31:30] <crutchy> not sure if we're even allowed to fill them here
[03:31:32] <cmn32480> as long as it is less than 12(?) years old they are refillable and tradable
[03:31:38] <crutchy> well, 'legally' anyway :p
[03:31:39] <cmn32480> really?
[03:31:44] <Gravis> btw, cooking food with natural gas, coal or wood will damage your intestines and eventually cause colon cancer.
[03:31:52] <cmn32480> any local hardware store has a propane tank here
[03:32:02] <crutchy> Gravis, i cook with rainbows
[03:32:07] <cmn32480> and sunshine
[03:32:16] <Gravis> it's best to cook with electricity
[03:32:17] <crutchy> and lollipops!
[03:32:29] <crutchy> noooooo! that's from coal!
[03:32:36] <crutchy> you'll get 'coal'on cancer!
[03:32:39] <cmn32480> everythgin gives you cancer
[03:32:44] <crutchy> #smake crutchy
[03:32:44] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head
[03:32:49] <cmn32480> breathing,
[03:32:54] <cmn32480> eating
[03:33:03] <cmn32480> enkjoy it
[03:33:09] <Gravis> crutchy: nope, it's from XYZ which means it could be powered by sunshine
[03:33:17] <crutchy> its from coal dude
[03:33:27] <sea> :( I'm so lost.. If I have n apples..and I eat one..
[03:33:27] <sea> uhm
[03:33:29] * sea sobs
[03:33:31] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:33:32] <systemd> ^ 03MAX PAYNE (PAIN IN THE BUTT) - YouTube
[03:33:32] <Gravis> cmn32480: no, only things that damage your DNA causes cancer
[03:33:35] <cmn32480> nothign quite so nice as a sizzling hunk of anumal on the propane grill
[03:33:36] <takyon> hey cmn32480
[03:33:44] <takyon> how about that miss universe
[03:33:47] <cmn32480> wassup takyon
[03:33:58] <cmn32480> which one? the right one or the incorrectly named one?
[03:34:17] <Gravis> cmn32480: i'm sure colon cancer is not quite as nice but it comes free of charge.
[03:34:53] <crutchy> cmn32480, chuck some briquettes on your grill :-D~~~
[03:34:57] <takyon> I heard there are legal ramifications
[03:35:07] <takyon> fuck it i'm gonna grill on christmas
[03:35:12] <takyon> gravis can't stop me from grilling
[03:35:13] <cmn32480> that is my plan.
[03:35:16] <crutchy> char_grill++
[03:35:16] <Bender> karma - char_grill: 1
[03:35:20] <cmn32480> I have short ribs already marinating
[03:35:21] <takyon> gas_grill++
[03:35:21] <Bender> karma - gas_grill: 1
[03:35:43] <takyon> miss_omniverse++
[03:35:43] <Bender> karma - miss_omniverse: 1
[03:35:45] <Gravis> takyon: i don't plan on stopping anyone. however, cancer is your wage.
[03:35:59] <takyon> fuckit gravis, i'm betting everything on life extension
[03:36:06] <takyon> give me the cancer plz
[03:36:09] <crutchy> takyon, s/life/penis/
[03:36:19] <Gravis> lulz
[03:36:20] <crutchy> dammit!
[03:36:20] <takyon> a full 18 inches
[03:36:41] <cmn32480> mised it by , much
[03:37:00] * crutchy feels less manly
[03:37:05] <chromas> Does the pan know it's got gas under it and emit cancerneons into my foods?
[03:37:07] <takyon> OH SHIT
[03:37:08] <Gravis> takyon: everyone that has bet on that has lost.
[03:37:10] <takyon> SPACEX DID IT
[03:37:15] <takyon> FUCK YEAH AMERICA
[03:37:29] <cmn32480> yer late!
[03:37:32] <Gravis> thanks captain late to the party
[03:37:33] <cmn32480> !woop
[03:37:33] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[03:37:47] <chromas> !bier captain late
[03:37:47] * Bender schenkt een glas chouffe in voor captain
[03:37:57] <crutchy> news @ 11: chinese perform rocket landing with design that looks suspiciously familiar
[03:38:04] <Gravis> ;)
[03:38:33] <chromas> I want to see some rocket surgery
[03:38:52] <crutchy> news @ 12: north koreans release video tape of their rocket landing that was copied from south park
[03:38:52] <cmn32480> that'll happen when they take it apart
[03:38:56] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[03:38:59] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02takyon (881)] (02Score:2)
[03:39:02] <takyon> I just got here
[03:39:11] <Gravis> chromas: https://www.thinkgeek.com
[03:39:42] <chromas> Gravis: that's totally photoshopped
[03:39:52] <chromas> I can tell my the vectors
[03:39:55] <crutchy> i think it was cliparted
[03:40:17] <Gravis> chromas: but this is not: http://uberhumor.com
[03:40:46] <crutchy> fuck me did you see that helicopter! it almost got the shark!
[03:42:37] <Gravis> chromas: http://static4.fjcdn.com
[03:43:35] <chromas> lol
[03:43:40] <chromas> there's little laser farts too
[03:44:14] <cmn32480> nah... mine are more machine gun tonight
[03:44:39] <Gravis> LOL! http://cdn.happyplace.com
[03:45:33] <chromas> is that lil' Kim?
[03:45:43] <chromas> with a dog riding him
[03:52:36] <Gravis> chromas: fail
[03:53:14] <Gravis> <chromas> is that lil' Kim with a child monster riding him <-- winning
[03:53:24] <takyon> thanks for the upmod
[03:53:29] <takyon> you know who you are
[03:55:58] <crutchy> starts with c and ends with 0?
[03:56:16] <crutchy> or starts with b and ends with ytram?
[03:56:48] <Gravis> takyon: i couldn't find the "-1 stupid fucker" so i just went with "+1 insightful"
[03:57:08] <takyon> the truth burns bright
[03:57:16] <cmn32480> see.. I think the "-1 Stupid Fucker" woudl be abused... alot
[03:57:24] <crutchy> look out Gravis you might be recruited!
[03:57:39] <Gravis> crutchy: what what for what?
[03:57:43] <crutchy> staff are closing in on you
[03:58:07] <Gravis> you'll never take me alive!
[03:58:22] * Gravis defenestrates
[03:58:23] <cmn32480> the answer to all of our prayers
[03:58:44] <crutchy> i could use some assistance in operating the redundant department of redundancy
[03:58:51] <Gravis> cmn32480: oh no, i promise to haunt you.
[03:58:59] <cmn32480> I get my own ghost?????
[03:59:02] <cmn32480> SWEET!
[03:59:11] * cmn32480 does the happy dance
[03:59:17] <crutchy> you can sick him onto your enemies
[03:59:30] <Gravis> cmn32480: i know, quality time watching ghost hunters everyday, forever!
[03:59:37] <cmn32480> WOOP!
[03:59:54] <cmn32480> I can get one of them nifty proton packs
[04:00:00] <crutchy> !woop
[04:00:00] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[04:00:05] <cmn32480> and as long as we dont' cross the streams.....
[04:00:21] <Gravis> cmn32480: that'll be the first thing you do.
[04:00:24] <crutchy> especially when filling fuel tanks
[04:01:51] * cmn32480 passes the sugar again
[04:02:16] <Gravis> cmn32480: that's not sugar, it's cocaine!
[04:02:24] <cmn32480> meh
[04:02:33] <cmn32480> granular substance in the gas tank.
[04:02:36] <takyon> i think i just got spoiled on the star wars movie sheeeeeeeit
[04:02:46] <cmn32480> DON"T SAHRE
[04:02:51] <takyon> well I have to now
[04:02:53] <cmn32480> i ahven't seen it yet
[04:02:56] <takyon> SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
[04:03:02] <crutchy> oh that's old news
[04:03:04] <Gravis> they're cats, they are all cats!
[04:03:05] <cmn32480> takyon--
[04:03:05] <Bender> karma - takyon: 12
[04:03:19] <cmn32480> that woudl explain all the fighting
[04:03:22] <crutchy> that's wrong anyway, it was the klingons
[04:03:30] <Gravis> cmn32480: inorite?
[04:03:38] <cmn32480> uh huh
[04:03:50] <crutchy> the klingons dressed in ewok suits
[04:03:59] <cmn32480> and I'll have you know that hooker adn blow had nothign to do with that movie
[04:04:20] <crutchy> ooh is princess leia in it?
[04:04:28] <Gravis> i actually did see the new star wars but spoiling movies is just rude.
[04:04:52] <crutchy> the good guys wi.....baysplosions!!!!!
[04:04:57] <chromas> How was it, on a scale of original to prequels?
[04:05:19] <crutchy> i'm waiting for it to come out on the totally legit internets
[04:05:53] <JamesNZ> Spoilers: Vaders is Luke's dad!
[04:05:58] <Gravis> chromas: it seemed to fit quite well. it was a zillion times better than the prequels.
[04:06:00] <crutchy> nooooooooo!
[04:06:06] <takyon> wwwwwhhhhhhaaa
[04:06:12] <JamesNZ> Vader*
[04:06:22] <crutchy> i'm getting imgur dejavu
[04:06:33] <chromas> JamesNZ: nah, it turns out Vader Snake wasn't really Big Boss
[04:06:43] <Gravis> JamesNZ: just dont tell him that he has two dads. :P
[04:07:08] * JamesNZ stares at chromas and Gravis incredulously
[04:07:33] <crutchy> vader snake slitherined forcefully into jabba's hoth
[04:07:34] <cmn32480> and before you guys skip somethign actual
[04:07:35] * chromas gives JamesNZ some credulous
[04:07:40] <cmn32480> I'm gonna go to bed.
[04:07:46] <cmn32480> ~gnight knuckleheads
[04:07:48] * exec allegedly hurls a wine flute of bewb at knuckleheads
[04:07:55] <crutchy> ~gnight cmn32480
[04:07:58] * exec unjustifiably drops an anvil of milo on cmn32480
[04:08:04] * JamesNZ throws back the flute filled with bedbugs!
[04:08:36] <cmn32480> send it out with bewb... get back bedbugs.... HOW RUDE!
[04:08:44] <cmn32480> ~gnight JamesNZ
[04:08:45] * exec fanatically passes a buzz saw of vibrating rooster sammich to JamesNZ
[04:08:57] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[04:08:58] <crutchy> that rooster!
[04:08:58] <JamesNZ> ~gnight cmn32480
[04:09:00] * exec insatiably poops a cheap plastic cup of bacon for cmn32480
[04:09:11] <cmn32480|away> BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[04:09:12] <JamesNZ> Mmmm, sammiches.
[04:09:12] <Gravis> JamesNZ: orly? https://i.imgur.com
[04:09:13] <chromas> what about bedbewbs?
[04:09:28] <JamesNZ> Gravis: :)
[04:09:29] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[04:09:30] <systemd> ^ 03AI ?alarmists? nominated for 2015 ?Luddite Award? | KurzweilAI
[04:09:31] <cmn32480|away> bacon and rooster sammiches
[04:09:47] <crutchy> omg Gravis turned into a chair!
[04:09:52] <cmn32480|away> I could use some bedbewbs
[04:10:13] <chromas> "May I fluff your pillows?"
[04:10:21] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[04:10:23] <systemd> ^ 03Host-Independent PCIe Compute: Where We're Going, We Don't Need Nodes
[04:10:57] <Gravis> cmn32480|away: all yours: http://img.ifcdn.com
[04:11:21] * crutchy thinks he's so awesome cos he got the 'where we're going we don't need nodes' thing
[04:12:13] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[04:12:14] <systemd> ^ 03Next Big Future: Elon Musk says robotic cars safer than human drivers will be ready in 2017
[04:14:08] <crutchy> does that mean they'll be safer than guns? cos we really need cars that are safer than guns, otherwise we'll never get our gun control
[04:14:40] <crutchy> oh wait, i'm already in a gun free country :p
[04:14:48] <takyon> banned due to suicide-free bombing potential
[04:14:51] <crutchy> well, except for the bad guys
[04:15:03] <crutchy> we don't count bad guys in gun free countries
[04:16:36] <chromas> Guns should be illegal. That way, when there's a murder, the killer can go to prison twice as hard
[04:17:01] <crutchy> !grab chromas
[04:17:01] <Bender> Added quote 635
[04:17:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Landslide and Explosion Strike Shenzhen - http://sylnt.us
[04:18:44] <crutchy> i find it amazing that in such a heavily populated city that they get these disasters that seem devastating, and yet there's like 100 or so missing
[04:18:55] <crutchy> similar to that big arse explosion a while back
[04:19:19] <crutchy> seems like there would be more, like those landslides in chile etc
[04:19:44] <crutchy> maybe they plan their disasters away from peak times
[04:21:27] <crutchy> not that 100 missing isn't bad :/
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[04:23:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Who are the hardcore thugs that are still drinkin' tonight?
[04:23:59] <takyon> me
[04:25:12] <chromas> dust--
[04:25:12] <Bender> karma - dust: -1
[04:25:50] <takyon> there I just opened another beer
[04:26:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah @ LAUSD.
[04:26:42] <Ethanol-fueled> When I say, "jump," you all will ask, "how high?"
[04:26:46] <takyon> u like dat eh
[04:26:56] <Ethanol-fueled> It's too easy.
[04:27:14] <takyon> pressure cooker bombs: deadly memes
[04:27:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Chickenshit cowards.
[04:27:40] <takyon> tune in next as martha stewart teaches you how to cook SARIN GAS in your pressure cooker
[04:27:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Where were all these bomb threats when I was a kid trying to get an easy way out of exams?
[04:28:05] <takyon> you were too dumb to call it in
[04:28:13] <takyon> you should have because tracking was shit
[04:28:22] <takyon> payphone
[04:28:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahaha, yeah, true.
[04:28:39] <takyon> where are all the payphones now... gone
[04:29:02] <takyon> which leads me to the news of the week
[04:29:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, VoIP spoofing is still live and well, isn't it?
[04:29:12] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[04:29:12] <systemd> ^* 03SN comment by [02takyon (881)] (02Score:2)
[04:29:53] <takyon> maybe, i'm not too familiar with it
[04:30:41] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[04:30:42] <systemd> ^ 03High On The Highway: Scientists Try To Build A Marijuana Breathalyzer : Shots - Health News : NPR
[04:30:53] <Ethanol-fueled> now that's idiotic.
[04:31:09] <Ethanol-fueled> lotta private companies ain't even testing for it.
[04:31:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Good M.O. Though - if you can do the job, then we don't give a fuck that you're smoking crack.
[04:31:44] <takyon> ot
[04:31:48] <takyon> it's for driving
[04:32:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Class A drivers gotta piss a lot though.
[04:32:33] <takyon> sure but the authorities want to be able to test for weed on the spot with drivers
[04:32:48] <takyon> is this news to you
[04:33:26] <Ethanol-fueled> It's Jews to jews.
[04:33:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahheeheehoooooo!
[04:33:40] * Ethanol-fueled swings cock around
[04:33:47] <takyon> i should sub this
[04:33:48] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[04:33:48] <systemd> ^ 03FDA Lifts Decades-Old Ban On Blood Donations By Gay Men : Shots - Health News : NPR
[04:34:02] <Ethanol-fueled> You should have subbed Hillary Clinton's sub
[04:34:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahahahahah
[04:34:12] <takyon> that's not the correct terminology and NO
[04:35:04] <Ethanol-fueled> That was a rad sub.
[04:35:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Real grassroots democracy.
[04:35:46] <takyon> I like her spokesman's rebuttal on donald trump's complaint about hillary saying he is isis's top recruiter
[04:35:49] <takyon> "hell no!"
[04:36:08] <takyon> probably true, in an untrue kind of way
[04:36:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Meh. Hillary is a neocon and totally in support of ISIS.
[04:36:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Hilllary considers the france deaths "collateral damage"
[04:36:39] <Ethanol-fueled> She takes money from Saudis.
[04:36:44] <takyon> I consider the france deaths collateral damage
[04:36:54] <takyon> I'll take collateral damage over attacks on encryption
[04:37:04] <takyon> although no encryption was used by the france attackers
[04:37:05] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, well, I think that's cruel, but at least you're honest.
[04:37:35] <Deucalion> Ye gads - when is your election again? Are we to have Hilary / Trump commentary on everything for the next year or so? sheesh
[04:37:38] <takyon> you gotta draw the line somewhere. this encryption debate that has been going on for the last year or so has been ridiculous
[04:37:51] <takyon> Hillary wants a "Manhattan Project" to create WEAK ENCRYPTION.
[04:38:18] <crutchy> lol
[04:38:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, maybe we have to consider that pro-miltuculturalists deserve to die by the hand of their masters.
[04:38:35] <crutchy> you guys should just vote hillary and trump and both presidents
[04:38:46] <crutchy> *as
[04:38:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Hillary will get it, the **** will see to that.
[04:38:58] <crutchy> the hunter2?
[04:38:59] <takyon> I'm considering voting for Trump in general just to watch him tear apart my country
[04:39:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Ask Debbie W******-*******
[04:39:06] <Ethanol-fueled> she's the decider.
[04:39:34] <Ethanol-fueled> the **** will tear apart the country as quickly as Trump's divisive rhetoric will.
[04:39:48] <crutchy> takyon, all the reality tv shows are kinda boring here. we need a good revolution on tv
[04:40:16] <Ethanol-fueled> But if the people are stupid enough to allow it to happen, then there is no hope for them anyway. Let them collapse.
[04:40:26] <Gravis> <takyon> I consider the france deaths collateral damage <-- the key is to never leave the house during the daytime. ;)
[04:40:42] <takyon> as for multiculturalism, I am not on the same page as you (eth) and others. I think it's just fine. A minority of Muslims are causing problems, and poverty is the biggest issue.
[04:40:46] <crutchy> Gravis never leaves his mom's basement :p
[04:41:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis is trolling.
[04:41:06] <Gravis> crutchy: damn right, it's safe down here!
[04:41:15] <takyon> I fear Christians more than anything. They are getting ready to flip out
[04:41:30] * crutchy plays that south park scene where cartman shits all over his mom while playing WoW
[04:42:01] <takyon> life extension and other stuff will land, and christians will be caught off guard because the vast majority of baptistmormonevangelicals don't read science and tech news like we do
[04:42:11] <takyon> then they will become terrorists
[04:42:13] <takyon> it's as simple as that
[04:42:27] <takyon> christians: ticking time bombs
[04:42:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Christian fundies are morons, but so are tech atheists.
[04:42:39] <Deucalion> Just resurrect the Clipper chip proposal and be done with it. If it happens, no-one will buy it - commercial suicide to propose any kind of key escrow solution. Strong encryption end to end is here to stay... genies do not go back into bottles. It's a non-discussion, entirely pointless. Outlaw encryption in the US and UK unless it has some escrow function - whoop dee doo - everyone else ignores it and carries on regardless. That makes no-one sa
[04:42:39] <Deucalion> fer and just damages the tech industries in the places that impose such ridiculous laws.
[04:42:56] <Ethanol-fueled> They both subscribe to dangerously dumb ideas.
[04:42:56] <takyon> how so Ethanol-fueled? don't say fedoras
[04:43:12] <takyon> what, are you going to call the Singularity a religion
[04:43:24] <Ethanol-fueled> the singularity is retardedness.
[04:43:45] <takyon> the singularity might happen. but it's a red herring. It doesn't matter in the near term
[04:43:47] <Gravis> takyon: so, a fan of prejudice, eh? :)
[04:44:02] * takyon tips fedora
[04:44:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Transhumanism is retardedness.
[04:44:18] <Ethanol-fueled> racism++
[04:44:18] <Bender> karma - racism: 1
[04:44:23] <Gravis> fedora, the nazi hat!
[04:44:24] <Ethanol-fueled> now THAT is honesty.
[04:44:31] <takyon> transhumanism is not retardedness
[04:44:36] <Gravis> takyon: you're a nazi, i knew it!
[04:44:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahah
[04:44:48] * crutchy has nfi where he fits in here, so sits by the sidelines
[04:44:54] <takyon> it will deliver on some timescale
[04:45:11] <Gravis> takyon: why do you even read that idiot's drivel?
[04:45:13] <takyon> human fleshbags are just machines
[04:45:13] * Ethanol-fueled yanks crutchy into the field
[04:45:30] <Gravis> takyon: i prefer, "bags of mostly water"
[04:45:32] * crutchy looks for Deucalion to pull him back to safety
[04:45:37] <Ethanol-fueled> suck my dick, Gravis. You can suck on my gamepad.
[04:45:58] <Ethanol-fueled> you can flick the buttons with your tongue.
[04:46:00] <takyon> this is all well and good but I need to get m ynext beer
[04:46:23] <Ethanol-fueled> statist control freaks. SOD OFF.
[04:47:14] <Gravis> Deucalion: you gotta realize that politicians are old, like really fucking old. they didn't understand encryption before and they don't understand it now.
[04:47:33] <chromas> They did understand. They just forgot
[04:47:38] <Gravis> lol
[04:47:46] <takyon> yeah but they can still make it a criminal offense to use unapproved encryption and services
[04:47:50] <Gravis> they are all like 80 now
[04:48:00] <takyon> that is completely possible, despite the technological realities
[04:48:10] <Gravis> takyon: that wouldn't fly with the supreme court
[04:48:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I hope many of them are pissing themselves.
[04:48:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Wearing diapers.
[04:48:32] <takyon> oh I don't know about that
[04:49:07] <Gravis> takyon: well if it does, the part of the country that understand wtf is wrong with all of this will leave.
[04:49:11] <takyon> you get a warrant, your files are encrypted. you don't hand over the key. you get an additional criminal charge slapped on you. district judges have been sympathetic to the authorities
[04:49:36] <takyon> it's dangerous to rely on the supreme court to give you the outcome you're desiring
[04:49:58] <Gravis> takyon: i'm not relying on them, it's just what i would expect
[04:50:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes, and America owns everything.
[04:50:40] <takyon> they'll just call encryption "not speech". saying that the real speech is the underlying plaintext or some shit
[04:50:45] <takyon> and then everyone gets fucked
[04:50:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Europeans? Puppets. Slaves to our every desire! Hahahahheeheehooooooo!
[04:51:12] <Gravis> takyon: they only have power over us if we give it to them.
[04:51:14] <Deucalion> Gravis, I don't underestimate the mental faculty of successful politicians. They know what they are asking for is mathematically impossible - they are just playing to the audience in demanding the impossible. Unfortunately, the majority have not the faintest clue how encryption works and suck it up as they hear "this will keep me safers!". ~sigh~ I knew I should have taken the blue pill.
[04:51:22] <takyon> "they only have power over us if we give it to them." - lel
[04:51:31] <takyon> where do I even start with that
[04:51:38] <takyon> wake up sheeple!
[04:51:54] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, try bitching about it on Facebook and Twitter.
[04:51:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahahaha!
[04:52:13] <Gravis> takyon: all you gotta do is change countries and they are all but powerless.
[04:52:22] <Deucalion> takyon, in the UK refusing to give up a password to decrypt your files gets a 2 year jail sentence regardless what the original investigation was about. Lovely.
[04:52:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Let's see you guys start a revolution of morons.
[04:52:38] <crutchy> come to australia... our navy is very welcoming of boat people >;-D
[04:52:38] <takyon> yeah I had that in mind Deucalion but didn't know the specifics
[04:52:47] <takyon> Australia sure thing
[04:52:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahaha,
[04:52:52] <takyon> that new PM of yours
[04:53:01] <Ethanol-fueled> DUDE WEED LMAO
[04:53:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Hol' Up.
[04:53:15] <takyon> are you smoking dat dank kush ethanol-fueled
[04:53:18] <crutchy> those gunshots are welcome packages
[04:53:19] <Gravis> crutchy: i've purchased most of that vacant land and i'm going to carve up your country.
[04:53:21] <takyon> are you cannabis-fueled?
[04:53:36] <crutchy> Gravis, are you the chinese prime minister?
[04:53:45] <crutchy> *president
[04:53:47] <takyon> crutchy, are you a cripple?
[04:53:49] <Gravis> uhh...
[04:53:55] <Deucalion> >.>
[04:53:56] <Gravis> n-noo...
[04:54:01] <Gravis> /quit
[04:54:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Hells yeah takyon.
[04:54:13] <crutchy> takyon, if i answer yes do i get free stuff?
[04:54:23] <takyon> yes, you are entitled to it
[04:54:35] * Deucalion jiggles extraneously
[04:54:45] <Deucalion> Oh wait - that doesn't work now
[04:54:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Canuck tourists act enough like retards in the Northern US.
[04:55:17] <takyon> we should have a soylent meetup in Cuba
[04:55:18] <Deucalion> Says the guy from Southern US
[04:55:34] <crutchy> i hear gitmo is nice this time of year
[04:55:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Takyon, that would be awesome.
[04:55:47] <Ethanol-fueled> lots of vintage American cars
[04:55:47] <crutchy> they even have free accommodation :)
[04:55:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Good medical insurance.
[04:56:09] <takyon> our little community is close to getting sent to gitmo
[04:56:14] <takyon> not too close, but somewhat close
[04:56:29] <Ethanol-fueled> What community, Miami?
[04:56:33] <takyon> soylentnews
[04:56:37] <Deucalion> Only a matter of time until it loses all identity now flights have been recommenced - it'll become just another mainstream US vacation park.
[04:56:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Bullshit.
[04:56:41] <crutchy> /r/soylent
[04:56:59] <takyon> /v/soylent
[04:57:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I agree that we should have opened up relations with Cuba like at least two fucking decades ago.
[04:57:15] <Gravis> Deucalion: you clearly don't know about the issues in cuba
[04:57:20] <takyon> obviously
[04:57:35] <takyon> tell that to Marco
[04:57:37] <Deucalion> Cuba's issue is being too close to the US :D
[04:57:44] <takyon> my pick for Republican candidate is doing so bad
[04:57:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, if they allow Gitmo, then there is some cognitive dissonance there.
[04:57:57] <takyon> please quit, Jeb
[04:58:14] <takyon> Gitmo, a vacation within a vacation
[04:58:15] <crutchy> takyon, hillary will never be republican candidate no matter how much she wants to
[04:58:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Jeb trafficks cocaine with his private vessel.
[04:58:35] <takyon> at least Hillary is a neocon
[04:58:57] <crutchy> she's gotta spew more hate speech before she can be accepted
[04:59:18] <takyon> really, what do any of the economic or social issues matter if you can't do shit about them. it's war that matters and she is a neocon warrior
[04:59:18] <crutchy> the republican party has standards
[04:59:31] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, she was viable competing against Obama years ago.
[04:59:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Nobody likes her except for the ****.
[04:59:45] <takyon> abortion doesn't matter, it will always be a light to draw evangelical moths to the polls
[04:59:58] <takyon> economics doesn't matter, presidents have little impact on the economy
[05:00:09] <takyon> war matters, it's there chance to screw up the world a little more
[05:00:09] <crutchy> abortion is just a media talking point
[05:00:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Debbie *********-******* will see to that, hehe heh.
[05:00:26] <takyon> assterisk
[05:00:39] <crutchy> he keeps saying hunter2 over and over. i don't get it
[05:01:06] <Deucalion> Ethanol-fueled, not seeing the dissonance. Cuba has it's own vibe and despite the embargo has run a successful tourist industry for decades. Gitmo or not... I stand by my comment that their problem is they are too close geographically to the US so are being heavily influenced / manipulated by it.
[05:01:41] <takyon> maybe it's overstated, but tourism from the US could dwarf all other countries
[05:01:42] <Deucalion> Gravis, what are Cuba's issues in your eyes?
[05:01:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, I agree with you that that is their problem. But I also agree that, since we are warming up relations, that it won't be a problem for long.
[05:01:51] <crutchy> i think cuba has support from south americans
[05:01:52] <takyon> influence will folloow
[05:02:10] <Ethanol-fueled> And, when relations warm up more, it will be mutually beneficial.
[05:02:31] <Deucalion> Financially perhaps with tourism. Culturally - not so much.
[05:02:33] <Ethanol-fueled> I have always been in favor of warming up relations with Cuba and everybody else.
[05:02:43] <crutchy> apparently there's a whole 'nother continent below america
[05:02:52] <crutchy> who'd've thunk it?
[05:02:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Except for Middle-Eastern nations...which should be destroyed.
[05:03:33] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, they're of the same opinion as you
[05:03:38] <takyon> Christians = secret Muslims
[05:03:42] <Deucalion> :rolleyes: bomb the browns and the muslimists right EF?
[05:03:59] <crutchy> the middle east is the new canada
[05:04:08] <crutchy> cos canada isn't a real country either
[05:04:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion - Yup.
[05:04:20] <Gravis> Deucalion: a totalitarian government that wants to keep their power with an iron fist.
[05:04:30] <crutchy> the US?
[05:04:42] <Deucalion> #soylent - where you come to watch trolls troll other trolls :D
[05:04:50] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[05:04:55] <systemd> ^ 03Miss Universe 2015 - YouTube
[05:04:59] <crutchy> we're solving the worlds problems
[05:05:14] <crutchy> cos everyone knows internet arguments always have winners
[05:05:18] <takyon> we have all the answers here
[05:05:24] <takyon> the world just doesn't listen
[05:05:34] <crutchy> we need a platform!
[05:05:46] <crutchy> lets call it 'the web'
[05:05:48] <Deucalion> something something xkcd - someone on the internet is wrong... must fix this! blah
[05:05:59] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, what's the Australian equivalent of the American Tea Party?
[05:06:21] <crutchy> dunno. our wildlife probably gives more of a shit about our politicians
[05:06:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, I used to be a diehard fan of XKCD...now, I just want to punch Randall.
[05:06:53] <Ethanol-fueled> That limp-wristed weenie.
[05:06:58] <takyon> why
[05:07:03] <takyon> is there something specific
[05:07:05] <Ethanol-fueled> You all know why.
[05:07:13] <Deucalion> Gravis, no idea where you are based, but certain Western countries seem to be taking an ungainly lurch down the path of totalitarianism also.
[05:07:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes, there is. I've posted it many times.
[05:07:25] <takyon> iForgot
[05:07:29] <Gravis> Deucalion: https://xkcd.com
[05:07:30] <systemd> ^ 03xkcd: Duty Calls
[05:07:40] <Ethanol-fueled> sold out free-speech values to pander to SJWs, basically.
[05:07:48] <Deucalion> Someone had to post it :)
[05:07:51] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, difference is we don't have a bill of rights to fight for. our government doesn't really have much to legally stop it from becoming whatever it wants as long as dipshits keep voting in dipshits
[05:08:17] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, that's pretty much every Western nation.
[05:08:36] <Ethanol-fueled> How stupid is their population?
[05:08:42] <crutchy> you guys as least have a pretty awesome constitution that's getting trodden on
[05:08:48] <Gravis> Deucalion: i know the US has problems but it's nothing compared to cuba
[05:08:54] * Deucalion weeps and jiggles off to bed... tomorrow will be better :)
[05:08:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, if they're fucking stupid, then there's not much you can do about it.
[05:08:58] <takyon> ethanol-fueled SJWs are a good thing. They take the fun out of YOUR life so you can focus on what's important
[05:09:23] <Gravis> takyon: if you mean Ethanol-fueled specifically, i would agree. ;)
[05:09:31] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, they can suck my cock. They know NOTHING about life.
[05:10:01] <takyon> this is some good chat I love yall
[05:10:38] * crutchy feels the global temperature reducing already
[05:10:41] <crutchy> see problem solved
[05:11:02] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, apparantly that agreement wasn't legally binding for anybody.
[05:11:15] <Ethanol-fueled> The surf was mighty cold today though.
[05:11:30] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: your hatred has consumed and defined you. i'm glad there fools like you because it makes it easy to determine would should be kicked out of the gene pool.
[05:11:38] <takyon> 1st and 4th amendment rights get stomped all the time by procedural issues
[05:11:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, you fag cocksucker, you know nothing of my M.O.
[05:11:59] <takyon> corrupt local cops, judges, prosecutors, expensive lawyers
[05:12:29] <takyon> in all seriousness i have a completely different read on Ethanol-fueled than that, Gravis
[05:12:56] <takyon> I think you are sorely mistaken. You could probably find someone else on SoylentNews that better fits that profile you have constructed
[05:12:59] <Gravis> takyon: really? because all he can do is talk about his hate.
[05:13:13] <takyon> you have to read between the memes
[05:13:27] <Gravis> not really
[05:13:31] <Gravis> vitrol is vitrol
[05:13:41] <takyon> help, I need backup
[05:13:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing wrong with that.
[05:14:16] <Gravis> takyon: well... do you have a UPS? :P
[05:14:33] <takyon> what a surge protector
[05:14:40] <Ethanol-fueled> > needing a UPS for trolling
[05:15:05] <Ethanol-fueled> What are you, anyway, ******?
[05:15:14] <takyon> #soylent votes. Should I drink Guinness Draught or Sierra Nevada Celebration next
[05:15:25] <takyon> voting opens now
[05:15:31] <Gravis> An uninterruptible power supply, also uninterruptible power source, UPS or battery/flywheel backup, is an electrical apparatus that provides emergency power to a load when the input power source, typically mains power, fails. A UPS differs from an auxiliary or emergency power system or standby generator in that it will provide near-instantaneous protection from input power interruptions, by supplying energy stored in batteries,
[05:15:31] <Gravis> supercapacitors, or flywheels. The on-battery runtime of most uninterruptible power sources is relatively short (only a few minutes) but sufficient to start a standby power source or properly shut down the protected equipment.
[05:15:34] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, depends on how early you want to go to sleep.
[05:15:51] <takyon> maybe 2
[05:16:02] <takyon> hours from nwo
[05:16:06] <Ethanol-fueled> You are +3 hours from me.
[05:16:10] <takyon> shit
[05:16:35] <Ethanol-fueled> No, that's CMN. I don't know how many. But we are 9:16pm here.
[05:16:56] <Ethanol-fueled> so there is plenty of opportunity to drink publically.
[05:17:03] <Gravis> takyon: this is literally an instance of picking your poison
[05:17:16] <takyon> true Gravis
[05:17:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Guinness is weak, like 4-odd percent alcohol.
[05:17:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Celebration I believe is up in the sevens. If it ain't, then settle for the pale ale.
[05:18:11] <takyon> i don't have the pale ale
[05:18:30] <Ethanol-fueled> If you want to get trashed, go for the celebration.
[05:18:37] <takyon> might as well
[05:19:29] <Gravis> i dont understand why people are so interested in drinking.
[05:19:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, it's because they are base inebriant slimedevils.
[05:19:55] <Ethanol-fueled> They lack control over their urges.
[05:20:10] <Ethanol-fueled> and getting drunk ROCKS!
[05:20:27] <takyon> I wouldn't drink if I had other drugs
[05:20:38] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:20:40] <systemd> ^ 03Metal Guitar Arrange: Battletoads Double Dragon - Stage 2 - YouTube
[05:20:52] <takyon> better be no let's play commentary
[05:21:02] <Ethanol-fueled> None so far.
[05:21:10] <Ethanol-fueled> too flashy though
[05:21:28] <Gravis> takyon: but why impair your ability to think?
[05:21:46] <takyon> be more specific, Gravis
[05:21:46] <Gravis> takyon: do you think it's fun?
[05:21:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell yeah it's fun.
[05:22:12] <Gravis> takyon: are you simply an addict?
[05:22:34] <takyon> not by definition
[05:22:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, it's fucking rad.
[05:22:46] <Gravis> takyon: do you crave it?
[05:22:51] <takyon> this video was completely useless why did you link it
[05:23:20] <takyon> I can avoid alcohol for months or years on end if I wanted to
[05:23:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, me too.
[05:23:29] <Ethanol-fueled> But why?
[05:23:48] <Gravis> takyon: so why waste your time and money on it?
[05:23:54] <crutchy> so who's from the FBI here?
[05:23:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus H. Christ, were you all Catholics or something?
[05:24:06] <takyon> actually I get a ton of beer for free
[05:24:07] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, not me.
[05:24:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Uh...yeah...let's do bomb plots...against high schools. \
[05:24:45] * Ethanol-fueled rubs hands together
[05:24:49] <takyon> the substance itself definitely lowers social inhibitions in IRC
[05:24:53] <takyon> lel
[05:25:21] <takyon> as for other substances, you be the judge on whether they "impair" thinking ability. No question that's the case with alcohol
[05:26:32] <Gravis> takyon: how do you get "a ton of beer for free"?
[05:26:32] <takyon> beer specifically can taste great beyond any intoxication you are looking for. and the market has responded with stuff like session IPAs with very low ABV
[05:27:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahaha
[05:27:03] <takyon> I have a truck driver friend.
[05:27:18] <takyon> delivers beer, gets free beer
[05:27:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, me too. So what did he tell you?
[05:27:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Class-A license.
[05:27:39] <Gravis> free or "free"?
[05:27:47] <takyon> m8
[05:27:52] <Ethanol-fueled> has front-row seats to horriffic accidents where brains are splatered along the sides of the road.
[05:27:53] <Gravis> bro?
[05:28:08] <takyon> free as in beer
[05:28:16] <sea> braaaaaiinnnsss
[05:28:31] * sea gnaws on Ethanol-fueled's leg
[05:28:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, brains, a full-size pickup truck jumped the center median of a big highway and hit a semi face-to-face.
[05:29:13] <Ethanol-fueled> His job is cleanup.
[05:29:45] <Ethanol-fueled> When you have a class-A license, every incident, no matter how insigificant, is a piss-test.
[05:29:49] <crutchy> nasa to spacex re 1st stage recovery: "hang on that wasnt in the contract. destroy that rocket immediately!"
[05:30:12] <Gravis> takyon: so he trucks around thousands of cases of beer and a few cases go missing, is what i'm hearing.
[05:30:34] <takyon> no he gets an allocation from the employer
[05:30:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis: probably cocaine. But meh, same story.
[05:30:57] <takyon> truck drivers get plenty of benefits because there is a shortage of about 100,000 truck drivers in America
[05:31:02] <takyon> they are highly paid
[05:31:21] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, they keep two sets of books - one official, and one unofficial.
[05:32:01] <takyon> and as he reminds me all the time, beer and wine are dramatically overpriced for consumers in stores
[05:32:03] <sea> Is it still possible to waylay the trucks and steal the cargo?
[05:32:07] <Gravis> hmm... well, i hope they enjoy it while it lasts because it's not going to be a profession much longer
[05:32:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Driving a truck is enough to raise a family in certain conditions, but you're never there to see your family.
[05:32:15] <Ethanol-fueled> such is the problem.
[05:32:20] <takyon> sea: not really
[05:32:45] <Ethanol-fueled> sea, takyon...not in America. Maybe in Calais...Haahaaheeheehooo!
[05:32:49] <takyon> sea: if a seal is broken on high value cargo such as cigarettes, the entire thing is considered lost
[05:33:22] <takyon> Gravis: I agree and am bullish on autonomous vehicles but my friend isn't
[05:33:52] <crutchy> Gravis is referring to automatic robot fairies
[05:33:58] <takyon> Gravis: he seems to believe it will be 100 years before autonomous trucks take over. I think it will be 20, tops, with plenty appearing within 5-10
[05:34:17] <takyon> and Ethanol-fueled thinks the Singularity is crazy... hah
[05:34:55] <sea> high value cargo such as..cigarettes?!
[05:35:00] <crutchy> i dont think the economy will last that long
[05:35:29] <takyon> sea: I'm paraphrasing about it, but they are very expensive and high targets for theft
[05:35:40] <sea> Geez I was reading that message, "high value cargo such as c-" and I'm here thinking "crystal" or something, then I see cigarette
[05:36:05] <takyon> sea: look at the price of a smoking habit
[05:36:13] <Ethanol-fueled> tobacco++
[05:36:13] <Bender> karma - tobacco: 1
[05:36:15] <Gravis> takyon: i think trailers will be great platforms for putting solar panels on.
[05:36:26] <takyon> and what was it that Eric Garner was selling?
[05:36:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't smoke it no more, but man, it was good back in those days.
[05:36:54] <Ethanol-fueled> One sigh was all it took to relax for fifteen minutes.
[05:37:21] <Ethanol-fueled> AMerican_spirit++
[05:37:21] <Bender> karma - american_spirit: 1
[05:38:33] <takyon> Gravis: they would be a nice platform for cheap, bendy solar. the solar panels that hold the promise of high $/W.
[05:39:06] <takyon> I doubt it could power an electric 18 wheeler, but if the cost drops, why not put it on top
[05:39:09] <crutchy> wasnt there something about using roads for solar panels or some shit?
[05:39:12] <Gravis> takyon: and if you are trucking durring the right hours, you would be charging while driving
[05:39:16] <crutchy> veryu expensive roads
[05:39:19] <takyon> crutchy: yeah, it was shit
[05:40:35] <crutchy> eventually solar panels and electric motors might become efficient enough
[05:40:40] <takyon> Gravis: the solar panels I'm talking about have much lower efficiency, but even lower cost
[05:41:15] <Gravis> takyon: the cost of panels is already low enough
[05:41:32] <takyon> man do I have to dig up the links
[05:41:46] <crutchy> not low enough for insurance companies to cover them
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[05:42:37] <Gravis> crutchy: yeah because when an autonomous trailer truck crashes, you are going to be worried about the panels on it. -_-
[05:42:53] <crutchy> i'm talking about on homes
[05:43:06] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[05:43:07] <systemd> ^ 03A new way to make solar cells thin, efficient and flexible | KurzweilAI
[05:43:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Youre talking about HOMOS.
[05:43:57] <takyon> flexible solar panels have relatively low efficiency (less than 10%, versus 40% for state-of-the-art) but could be made more cheaply (I say could because it hasn't caused some solar revolution yet)
[05:44:09] <crutchy> also, if an autonomous trailer truck crashes, the panels would be very important
[05:44:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I hope so. We're trying to expand solar farms into the desert
[05:44:26] <Gravis> takyon: no worries about it being flexible, they will be on the top of the top of the trailer.
[05:44:35] <takyon> for your NASA satellites and spacecraft, you want the panels with 45% efficiency. For home users, you want the cheapest $/W panels
[05:44:46] <Ethanol-fueled> such that they have archaeologists vetting all aspects of their encroachment for them.
[05:45:11] <takyon> Gravis: that's not the point of "flexible". The point is that the flexible panels are also cheap to make and install, justifying the decrease in efficiency
[05:45:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Dead Kit Foxes etc.
[05:45:39] <Gravis> takyon: maybe
[05:45:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm from the Imperial Valley. Now let's see Sarah Sharp
[05:45:51] <Ethanol-fueled> 's butt!
[05:45:58] <Gravis> takyon: only time will tell
[05:46:04] <takyon> Gravis: you have to take into account the total costs of solar, especially installation. peelable solar has less installation costs. For home users, installation costs EXCEED panel costs
[05:46:07] <crutchy> solar panels will absob more heat and cause global warming. think of the children people!
[05:46:27] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, nobody in the desert will notice the side-effects...yet.
[05:46:59] <takyon> crutchy: global warming is a non-issue. When we want to get serious, we will inject sulfur into the atmosphere
[05:47:24] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, that would smell like egg-farts.
[05:47:28] <Gravis> then it'll be hot and smell like it's hell
[05:47:29] <Ethanol-fueled> that sounds like bullshit.
[05:47:47] <takyon> it worked for volcanos, ethanol-fueled
[05:48:00] <crutchy> those pesky sulpur lobbyists :p
[05:48:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Hmm.
[05:48:10] <takyon> http://news.nationalgeographic.com
[05:48:11] <systemd> ^ 03Extreme Global Warming Fix Proposed: Fill the Skies With Sulfur
[05:48:17] * Ethanol-fueled prepares to get mega-trashed.
[05:48:24] <takyon> join the club
[05:48:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FAA Drone Registry to be Publicly Searchable - http://sylnt.us - if-I-can-look-up-a-drone's-owner,-why-not-a-car's-owner,-too?
[05:48:30] <crutchy> i've this this on the matrix i think
[05:48:31] <Gravis> takyon: i think the better option is to take carbon out of the air
[05:48:36] <crutchy> that black cloud
[05:49:14] <takyon> Gravis: I have seen reports about technologies meant to do that but not of their wide scale deployment
[05:49:23] <crutchy> yeah cos who needs carbon anyway
[05:49:37] <crutchy> we're silicon-based lifeforms here
[05:50:02] <Gravis> crutchy: i'm trying to keep the bags-of-mostly water alive
[05:50:14] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, this is what we need.
[05:50:20] <takyon> i have to comment on this story
[05:50:23] <takyon> brb
[05:50:41] <crutchy> by playing god? what could possibly go wrong with that? :p
[05:51:13] * crutchy brings ian malcolm into the debate
[05:51:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Yuck, I was going to just play "Land Down Under"
[05:51:41] <takyon> we already "play god"
[05:51:49] <crutchy> true
[05:52:04] <crutchy> no disasters at all
[05:52:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I wanted to play "Africa"
[05:52:13] <Ethanol-fueled> pretty catchy song.
[05:55:09] <crutchy> nature and evolution have got it all wrong. we're going to change everything on a global scale cos we know best, and cos we really need to save some beachfront properties in miami :p
[05:55:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahaha.
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[06:04:47] <takyon> i'm gone
[06:08:42] <Gravis> crutchy: it's not about the beaches.
[06:09:28] <crutchy> it was a joke
[06:09:48] <crutchy> a bad one, but a joke nonetheless :)
[06:10:45] <Gravis> crutchy: poe's law should not be forgot
[06:11:23] <crutchy> meh. theres too many laws. i cant keep track
[06:12:05] <Gravis> http://rationalwiki.org's_Law
[06:12:07] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Poe's Law
[06:12:10] <Gravis> It is an observation that it's difficult, if not impossible, to distinguish between parodies of fundamentalism or other extreme views and their genuine proponents, since they both seem equally insane. For example, some conservatives consider noted homophobe Fred Phelps to have been so over-the-top that they argue he was a "deep cover liberal" trying to discredit more mainstream homophobes.
[06:12:50] <crutchy> is there a non bullshit version?
[06:13:09] <Gravis> Poe's Law was formulated by Nathan Poe in August 2005.[2] The law emerged at the Creation & Evolution forum on the website Christianforums.com.[3] Like most such places, it had seen a large number of creationist parody postings. These were usually followed by at least one user starting a flame war (a series of angry and offensive personal attacks) thinking it was a serious post and taking it at face value. Nathan Poe summarized this pattern
[06:13:09] <Gravis> in his original formulation of the law:
[06:13:09] <Gravis> “”Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake it for the genuine article.
[06:13:09] <Gravis> The law caught on and has since slowly leaked out as an Internet meme. Over time it has been extended to include not just creationist parody but any parody of extreme ideology, whether religious, secular, or totally bonkers.
[06:13:09] <Gravis> [edit]
[06:14:12] <crutchy> are you trying to tell me you didnt realize i was joking?
[06:14:29] <crutchy> i even had a pokey face bro
[06:15:05] <Gravis> didn't notice the "pokey face"
[06:16:07] <Gravis> crutchy: also, it may not even be a distinguishing mark.
[06:16:25] <crutchy> lol
[06:16:44] <crutchy> you need more booze
[06:16:45] <Gravis> the people who don't believe science a strong in their denial
[06:17:01] <Gravis> crutchy: nope... just sleep
[06:17:17] <crutchy> i believe in the scientific method
[06:17:26] <crutchy> not 'science'
[06:17:55] <Gravis> that's what i said, SCIENCE!
[06:18:25] <crutchy> science is more of a buzzword nowadays
[06:18:48] <crutchy> "i'm right...cos science!"
[06:19:39] <crutchy> the scientific method otoh is very reliable
[06:19:52] <crutchy> you just rarely see it
[06:20:15] <Gravis> what's worse is the people who claim to be "computer scientists"
[06:20:25] <Gravis> they aren't even computers!
[06:21:33] <crutchy> hah
[06:21:37] <crutchy> Gravis++
[06:21:37] <Bender> karma - gravis: 4
[06:21:59] <Gravis> it's like the "theoretical physicists", after you meet them they still claim to be theoretical
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[06:42:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahah
[06:46:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech.
[06:49:45] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:49:51] <systemd> ^ 03Mega Drive Longplay [256] Battletoads Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team - YouTube
[06:51:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit those purple bastards are like Ultraviolet radiation chambers.
[06:52:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahahah
[06:54:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahahaah
[07:01:26] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:01:26] <systemd> ^* 03Mega Drive Longplay [256] Battletoads Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team - YouTube
[07:09:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahaa
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[10:56:34] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[10:56:36] <systemd> ^ 03Creationist Cat vs. The Star Wars Holiday Special! - YouTube
[11:13:06] <crutchy> free_food++
[11:13:06] <Bender> karma - free_food: 2
[11:13:12] <crutchy> free_booze++
[11:13:12] <Bender> karma - free_booze: 1
[11:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:13:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1998
[11:13:44] <crutchy> ahoy TheMightyBuzzard
[11:14:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[11:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a tune from back in the 98 days to celebrate our current number
[11:15:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube pretty fly (for a white guy)
[11:15:27] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:15:58] <crutchy> almost at y2coffee
[11:16:09] <crutchy> s/c/k/
[11:16:09] <sedctl> <crutchy> almost at y2koffee
[11:16:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh noes!
[11:16:21] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:16:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1999
[11:16:46] <crutchy> someone has better do the honors
[11:17:25] <crutchy> just don't bump it up to 2001 cos the servers might come crashing down
[11:17:35] <crutchy> from the too-soon dept.
[11:17:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1999: https://www.youtube.com
[11:17:46] <systemd> ^ 03Eminem - My Name Is - YouTube
[11:18:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they'll prolly just get squashed by a monolith
[11:18:44] <crutchy> hah
[11:19:32] <crutchy> you missed some interesting conversation today. got so warped that even i was a bit lost
[11:20:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> missed for a good cause though. was out watchin star wars at a theater where you sit in recliners and can order booze n food n have a waiter deliver it
[11:21:25] <crutchy> oh noice
[11:21:31] <crutchy> been to gold class once myself
[11:21:41] <crutchy> bit pricey, but worth it
[11:21:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, once in a while it is
[11:22:23] <crutchy> yeah wouldn't do it very often. usually a good one for the wedding anniversary or summin
[11:23:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinkin like star wars n star trek movies but ya i spose that's good for married folks as well
[11:24:09] <crutchy> i don't care much about particular movies
[11:24:37] <crutchy> i'll prolly watch the new star wars bootleg version
[11:25:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. once all three of the new ones come out i'm prolly gonna declare episodes I-III never happened
[11:26:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i hate sayin anything good about jj abrams but he did this one a lot closer to the original movies than the prequels were.
[11:27:10] <crutchy> nice. i saw a preview that kinda looked tolerable
[11:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's got a little bit of old cast cheese in it but not an unmanageable amount
[11:28:12] <crutchy> most of the movies i watch nowadays are either pixar or dreamworks :p
[11:28:20] <crutchy> ah ok
[11:30:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> break out the bugs bunny back catalog. he's funny regardless of your age.
[11:31:29] <crutchy> bugs bunny actually has a lot of adult humor
[11:31:54] <crutchy> some of it kinda raunchy at times
[11:32:10] <crutchy> prolly deliberately thrown in subtle for the parents maybe
[11:32:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. "give me the bird, give me the bird!" "if the censors'd let me, i'd give him da boid"
[11:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah, they intentionally made em palatable for the adults who had to watch em too.
[11:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> animaniacs did the same
[11:36:08] <crutchy> watched inside out yesterday
[11:36:32] <crutchy> there was shitloads of stuff that would have had parents roaring with laughter that kids would have been "wat!?"
[11:37:26] <crutchy> like the interaction between the dudes in the heads of the mom and dad
[11:37:39] <crutchy> and then the young boy at the end
[11:37:51] <crutchy> not bad movie for a kid flick
[11:38:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> might give it a watch one of these days with the roomie's spawn then
[11:39:29] <crutchy> its got some feels as well
[11:39:41] <crutchy> damn feels
[11:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid feels
[11:53:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Georgia Tech Researchers Demonstrate How the Brain Can Handle So Much Data - http://sylnt.us - making-sense-of-it-all
[11:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> easy, use booze as lubrication
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[13:03:58] <cmn32480|away> booze++
[13:03:58] <Bender> karma - booze: 4
[13:04:02] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[13:04:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2000
[13:04:09] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[13:04:21] <cmn32480> shit... it's Y2K~
[13:05:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[13:06:05] * TheMightyBuzzard declares y2koffee panic mode
[13:06:06] <nick> coffee--
[13:06:06] <Bender> karma - tea: 519
[13:06:21] <nick> not fair
[13:06:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i cheated
[13:06:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> too many coffee trolls for a while there
[13:06:48] <cmn32480> somebody messed with bender!
[13:06:49] <chromas> it's the tea party, stealin' yer negative coffees
[13:07:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> the bender reboot was to stop him from putting the department in tweets anymore.
[13:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima go fishin again. s'either that or sit around doing nothing all morning.
[13:10:50] <cmn32480> must be rough buzzard
[13:18:49] <cmn32480> ~weather
[13:18:50] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 51°F / 11°C, light rain showers, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 96% - Tuesday rain (51°F:62°F / 11°C:17°C), Wednesday rain (62°F:65°F / 17°C:18°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (59°F:74°F / 15°C:23°C), Friday rain (55°F:65°F / 13°C:18°C)
[13:18:56] <cmn32480> oooo
[13:19:04] <cmn32480> segmentation fault... (Core dump)
[13:19:08] <cmn32480> that's a new one!
[13:21:16] <cmn32480> i think I broke it!
[13:23:02] <cmn32480> ~q
[13:23:09] <cmn32480> ~quit
[13:23:10] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (34.1 kb)
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[13:32:01] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[13:32:02] <systemd> ^ 03Late Night 'Triumph at the Star Wars Premier! - YouTube
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[13:54:04] <cmn32480> ~define asshat
[13:54:05] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03asshat: One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
[13:58:15] <cmn32480> well... that works again
[14:08:09] <cmn32480> I've re-adjsuted the b ox exec lives on to a static IP and outside DNS to get around the filters
[14:25:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Missing Carbon May be Hidden in Water Beneath Deserts - http://sylnt.us - Talking-Heads
[16:26:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is California Overregulating Driverless Cars? - http://sylnt.us - just-give-them-a-ticket-already
[17:58:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iranian Hackers Targeted New York Dam in 2013 - http://sylnt.us - promoting-air-gap-for-control-systems
[18:46:42] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: do you know if exec still updates the funding goal? I Haven't seen it do so in a while...
[18:46:58] <cmn32480> he does... sort of
[18:47:32] <cmn32480> since we changed the format and added the stretch goal exec hasn't been updated to handle the new format.
[18:48:18] <cmn32480> so he checks, and the primary goal is still at $2000.... and he doens't post it because it hasn't changed
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[19:29:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Man in the High Castle: Season 2 - http://sylnt.us - learning-the-goose-step
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[20:42:19] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[20:42:25] <systemd> ^ 03From Raucous To Ritzy: A Brief History Of Christmas Tea : The Salt : NPR
[20:42:47] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[20:42:48] <systemd> ^ 03How Did Santa Get Hooked On Cookies And Milk? : The Salt : NPR
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[20:44:14] <Ethanol-fueled> To bend...or not to bend.
[20:44:29] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Tis raining here.
[20:46:08] <Ethanol-fueled> It seems that you are asleep.
[20:47:24] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[20:47:25] <systemd> ^ 03God of War III - Boss #4: Hercules - YouTube
[20:48:35] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[20:48:35] <systemd> ^ 03Just Guy 3 : Cable Guy - YouTube
[20:54:04] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[20:54:04] <systemd> ^* 03God of War III - Boss #4: Hercules - YouTube
[20:54:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking Rad!
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[21:00:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kestrel Inspires Unpowered, Autonomous Glider to Climb Higher - http://sylnt.us - inspired-to-make-gliders-as-tasty-as-birds
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[21:57:01] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[21:57:02] <systemd> ^ 03Australian government urges holidaymakers to kill two-factor auth • The Register
[21:59:51] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[21:59:52] <systemd> ^ 03Have R. Kelly's Alleged Crimes Finally Ended His Career? | VICE | United States
[22:00:08] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[22:00:09] <systemd> ^ 03Magnetic nanoparticles combat biofilms, a source of chronic bacterial infections | KurzweilAI
[22:00:16] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[22:00:17] <systemd> ^ 03Obama Is Right: Terrorism Has Taken Over Cable News
[22:00:38] <crutchy> bah. too much security theater. kinda refreshing to see a story that says "fuck security" for once
[22:00:59] <crutchy> its not like it can't/won't be tracked or sniffed regardless anyway
[22:01:08] <crutchy> *hacked
[22:01:21] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[22:01:22] <systemd> ^ 03Tech execs to prey on startups in other industries - MarketWatch
[22:01:29] * chromas uninstalls TLS
[22:01:35] <crutchy> haha
[22:01:53] <chromas> Also, NOOOOOOO!!!
[22:02:00] <chromas> Obama can't be right!
[22:02:40] <cmn32480> he's right because he watches the news. Any dunderhead can tell that the only thjing that gets covered anymore is terrorism
[22:02:58] <crutchy> yeah
[22:03:10] <chromas> Well, he needs to change his mind so we can continue to disagree with him
[22:03:12] <crutchy> terrorism sells
[22:03:18] <takyon> Auto Terror: Car Accidents Plague Heart-Attack-Stricken Fat Americans
[22:03:23] <cmn32480> "if it bleeds... it leads
[22:03:26] <cmn32480> "
[22:04:52] * mechanicjay curses the fools who invented javascript
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[22:05:42] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHAHA
[22:06:06] <crutchy> aw js is ok. how else would we download endless amounts of ads while we read an otherwise static page?
[22:06:11] <crutchy> aye focker!
[22:06:29] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest81162
[22:06:36] <SoyGuest81162> crutch-dawg. Welcome, friend!
[22:06:47] <SoyGuest81162> god dammit!
[22:06:59] SoyGuest81162 is now known as ethanol-foored
[22:07:04] <crutchy> lol
[22:07:11] ethanol-foored is now known as ethanol-fooled
[22:08:01] <takyon> -floored
[22:08:17] <crutchy> heh yeah i suspected too
[22:08:54] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[22:08:55] <systemd> ^ 03Democratic Debate Spawns Fantasy Talk on Encryption
[22:09:22] <ethanol-fooled> Gay homosexual talk \
[22:09:31] <takyon> I relish a time when we can go a day without politicians attacking encryption
[22:10:20] <ethanol-fooled> *clik clik*
[22:10:27] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[22:10:27] <systemd> ^ 03Sex tape row: German court orders man to destroy naked images - BBC News
[22:10:40] <takyon> "Germany's highest court has ordered a man to destroy intimate photos and videos of his ex-partner because they violate her right to privacy."
[22:11:01] <crutchy> i wouldn't use online banking without encryption, though i must admit its probably more of a security blanket effect. i don't really know for sure that its doing its job
[22:11:01] <takyon> "The Federal Court said the man, a photographer, should no longer possess naked photos and sex tapes, even if he had no intention of sharing them.
[22:11:01] <takyon> The woman had originally agreed to the images but this consent stopped when the relationship ended, the court said."
[22:11:36] <takyon> i'm submitting this
[22:11:51] <crutchy> ooh might make for some nice flamage :)
[22:11:53] <chromas> He should 'leak' them
[22:12:04] <chromas> and say he was 'hacked' if she finds out
[22:13:18] <crutchy> must admit i kinda don't get why couples make sex tapes
[22:13:32] <chromas> for the internet
[22:13:40] <ethanol-fooled> crutch-dawg, because they're fucking awesome.
[22:13:42] <crutchy> yeah i definitely don't get that
[22:13:57] <ethanol-fooled> Too bad, bastid.
[22:14:02] <crutchy> lol
[22:14:29] <takyon> greatest hits
[22:14:39] <crutchy> i guess people get off on all sorts of shit. why shouldn't having teenage boys whacking off to your fucking be any different :/
[22:15:16] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[22:15:16] <systemd> ^ 03Johnny Depp named 'most overpaid actor' of 2015 - BBC News
[22:15:51] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[22:15:51] <systemd> ^ 03Nasa suspends Mars mission over faulty instrument - BBC News
[22:16:36] <crutchy> aren't they all overpaid now that they can just be animated in?
[22:16:50] <crutchy> i thought final fantasy would have killed off the acting industry
[22:16:57] <takyon> hah
[22:17:00] <takyon> uncanny valley
[22:17:13] <takyon> the ability to digitize actors will improve though
[22:17:26] <ethanol-fooled> Sod off, fucks.
[22:17:41] <crutchy> i love you too ethanol-fooled :D
[22:17:55] <chromas> speaking of animated movies, you finish mgs5 yet, ethanol-fooled?
[22:18:16] <ethanol-fooled> chromas, I finished it 3 months ago.
[22:18:16] <crutchy> .g mgs5
[22:18:20] <crutchy> derp
[22:18:25] <crutchy> ~google mgs5
[22:18:27] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:18:28] <ethanol-fooled> Fucking RAD
[22:18:40] <chromas> anticlimactic
[22:18:47] <chromas> I didn't even know I had beat it
[22:18:52] <ethanol-fooled> Sod off faggotfuck
[22:18:57] <ethanol-fooled> https://www.youtube.com
[22:18:58] <systemd> ^ 03Disturbed - Land Of Confusion [Official Music Video] - YouTube
[22:19:00] * crutchy still likes gta: vice city
[22:19:16] <crutchy> esp running over cops and grannies >;-D
[22:19:29] <crutchy> something about simple minds...
[22:20:00] <chromas> We need a GTA Detroit. Everything would be run down and all the cars would be imports
[22:20:08] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[22:20:25] <crutchy> lol
[22:21:15] <crutchy> .macro .g * internal ~google %%trailing%%
[22:21:16] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".g" and INTERNAL command template "~google %%trailing%%" saved
[22:21:20] <crutchy> .g fart
[22:21:22] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:21:45] <takyon> well i'm out of here
[22:22:05] <ethanol-fooled> Sod off, fucks!
[22:22:32] * ethanol-fooled grits teeth
[22:23:14] <chromas> xfce--
[22:23:14] <Bender> karma - xfce: 10
[22:23:30] <crutchy> aww
[22:23:37] <crutchy> what's up chromas?
[22:23:51] <ethanol-fooled> Disturbed++
[22:23:52] <Bender> karma - disturbed: 1
[22:23:56] <chromas> it's pretty good, except they mix mouse scrolling with button clicks in the settings
[22:23:57] <crutchy> you haven't been gnomewashed have ya?
[22:24:05] <crutchy> ah
[22:24:13] <ethanol-fooled> Suck my dick, niggers.
[22:24:47] <chromas> so either I can have windows get focus whenever I scroll the mouse over it, or I have to click the window after using any button but left click
[22:24:56] <ethanol-fooled> Therer's too many people, making too many problems.
[22:24:59] <chromas> oops
[22:25:06] <chromas> "I need feminism because…"
[22:25:17] <crutchy> hmm. i don't seem to have that setting :<
[22:25:20] * crutchy feels cheated
[22:26:13] <ethanol-fooled> crutchy, we are all cheated.
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[22:26:18] <ethanol-fooled> HAHAHAHHAHAHH
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[22:29:36] <crutchy> JamesNZ, dude have you guys been infested by telstra as well?
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[23:02:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Ashoka Rice Variety Brings Food Security to Millions - http://sylnt.us - better-stronger-faster
[23:09:33] <crutchy> http://www.nbcnews.com
[23:09:33] <systemd> ^ 03Popular New Stocking Stuffer: Shares of Tech Stock on a Gift Card - NBC News
[23:09:42] <crutchy> oh dear
[23:09:55] <crutchy> party like it's 1999
[23:10:04] <chromas> [Gift Card stocks rise]
[23:10:16] * Subsentient farts
[23:10:40] <Subsentient> chromas: savor the flavor
[23:11:09] <mechanicjay> fuck this noise. I hate web front-end shit.
[23:11:12] <chromas> Sorry man, my nose is worn out from dogfarts
[23:11:38] * Subsentient farts on crutchy
[23:11:56] <Subsentient> saaavor it
[23:12:16] <chromas> Sounds like you should be farting on web front-ends
[23:12:33] * Subsentient farts on mechanicjay
[23:13:30] * Subsentient pukes on artificial
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[23:26:36] <chromas> Must've farted himself off the internet
[23:37:58] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.theleafchronicle.com
[23:38:27] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[23:58:21] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Not that I know of? I don't really follow the telecoms.
[23:58:42] <chromas> JamesNZ@409-01-437-39.cable.telstraclear.net
[23:59:05] <chromas> used to be .bitstream.orcon.net.nz
[23:59:06] <JamesNZ> Oh right, I'm at a friends house, so that'd be why :)