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[00:13:10] <crutchy> ~weather
[00:13:12] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 32°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 10 km/h, humidity 38% - Saturday mostly sunny (23°C:41°C), Sunday scattered showers (13°C:39°C), Monday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C), Tuesday sunny (13°C:25°C)
[00:13:22] <crutchy> warming up a little
[00:14:44] <crutchy> wow apparently google is not very current
[00:15:30] <crutchy> http://www.bom.gov.au
[00:15:38] <NetCraft> ^ 03Latest Weather Observations Latrobe Valley
[00:15:40] <crutchy> 35.1 deg atm :/
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[01:00:26] <crutchy> aye focker!
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[01:02:48] <Jack-off_Johnny> Hellow
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[01:07:23] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[01:07:24] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 41°F / 5°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 5 mph, humidity 93% - Friday showers (34°F:45°F / 1°C:7°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (38°F:43°F / 3°C:6°C), Sunday showers (37°F:44°F / 3°C:7°C), Monday rain (41°F:43°F / 5°C:6°C)
[01:07:42] <crutchy> ~weather
[01:07:44] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 34°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 14 km/h, humidity 31% - Saturday mostly sunny (23°C:41°C), Sunday scattered showers (13°C:39°C), Monday partly cloudy (9°C:22°C), Tuesday sunny (13°C:24°C)
[01:07:59] <Gravis> ~weather hell
[01:08:00] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 38°F / 3°C, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 52% - Friday partly cloudy (28°F:44°F / -2°C:7°C), Saturday mostly sunny (25°F:45°F / -4°C:7°C), Sunday mostly sunny (35°F:47°F / 2°C:8°C), Monday cloudy (49°F:55°F / 9°C:13°C)
[01:08:21] <crutchy> 37.5 deg according to http://www.bom.gov.au
[01:08:22] <NetCraft> ^* 03Latest Weather Observations Latrobe Valley
[01:08:25] <Gravis> it's fucking cold in hell :(
[01:08:38] <SirFinkus> not that cold
[01:08:43] <crutchy> maybe satan moved to australia today
[01:09:09] <Gravis> SirFinkus: without the sun outside, it's cold.
[01:09:25] <SirFinkus> the sun is always outside though
[01:09:36] <SirFinkus> just periodically occluded by the earth
[01:09:47] <SirFinkus> and rarely, other celestial objects
[01:09:49] <Gravis> yep, that's when it's cold
[01:09:51] <crutchy> it goes to its safe space every day
[01:10:02] <crutchy> #sunlivesmatter
[01:10:23] <Gravis> crutchy: but if space is safe... :P
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[01:11:01] <crutchy> it must be if humans can't easily reach it
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[01:57:16] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup gentlemen.
[01:57:32] <crutchy> yo
[01:57:46] <Ethanol-fueled> drinkin'. First week of work. Brutal.
[01:58:09] <SirFinkus> lo
[01:58:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice company. Cafeteria, a big campus like a modern art museum.
[01:58:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Then on my first day I was led into the place I was gonna work...
[01:58:49] <Ethanol-fueled> ALL FILIPINOS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[01:59:24] <Ethanol-fueled> How Y'all doing?
[01:59:59] <SirFinkus> pretty good, annoyed my siblings by practicing pinch harmonics at 7am because they woke me up with their bullshit at 2 in the morning
[02:00:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice. Nothing screeches like A PH.
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[02:01:22] <Gravis> anyone's keyboard layout get fucked up after a debian package upgrade lately?
[02:01:48] <cmn32480> nah.. mine still says qwerty
[02:01:52] <crutchy> i use debian, but i dont upgrade much
[02:02:04] <cmn32480> somebody in the house moving keys on you again Gravis?
[02:03:12] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i got 3 weeks out of the next month off work :D
[02:03:26] <Ethanol-fueled> How'd you manage that, crutchy?
[02:03:27] <Gravis> well... things have gotten strange. at first i couldn't type M, < or >
[02:03:39] * Ethanol-fueled doesn't have to return to work until Jan. 4th
[02:03:55] <crutchy> i got till jan 4th off and then the week after that off
[02:04:00] <crutchy> just arranged leave
[02:04:11] <Gravis> anyway... arrow keys dont go now
[02:04:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice. Always good to get away from that bullshit.
[02:04:21] <Gravis> nor home/end/etc
[02:04:45] <crutchy> Gravis, sounds like you not configured for 104 keys anymore
[02:05:08] <crutchy> dunno what kb layout conf is though
[02:05:27] <Ethanol-fueled> a standard update can just change your keyboard layout?
[02:05:36] <Ethanol-fueled> that's like flushing the toilet and having the shower come on.
[02:06:07] <Gravis> i'm begining to suspect it may be in the kernel which is wierd
[02:06:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Welp, was just about to migrate to Debian from Ubuntu. Guess something else is in order.
[02:06:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis: Like in the movie "Hackers." "They're in the kernel!"
[02:06:33] <crutchy> Gravis, what debian branch are you on?
[02:06:49] <crutchy> you not running experimental are you?
[02:08:03] <crutchy> sid is a naughty boy and shouldnt be trusted
[02:08:26] <crutchy> oh wait sid is unstable branch
[02:09:50] <Gravis> ahh... fixed.
[02:10:01] <crutchy> hmm looks like unstable and experimental may be the same thing
[02:10:44] <Gravis> not sure what happened... <_<;
[02:11:07] * crutchy blames janet yellen
[02:11:24] <Ethanol-fueled> She has the voice of a ***
[02:11:44] <Gravis> crutchy: plausible
[02:11:55] <crutchy> wonder how long it will be before the next rate hike
[02:12:03] <crutchy> could be another 7 years
[02:12:28] <Gravis> wont matter if everything else is still fucked up
[02:12:32] <crutchy> true
[02:12:53] <Gravis> and there is a lot of fuckery going on
[02:13:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Jeb Bush stole all the gold in Fort Knox with his drug-trafficking ship.
[02:13:12] <crutchy> its a bit of a worry that the next financial crisis may not wait for the fed though
[02:13:24] <Gravis> "we don't need those banking regulations!" *destroys global economy*
[02:13:28] <Ethanol-fueled> http://barrysealmurder1986jebbusholivernorth.blogspot.com
[02:13:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03Jeb Bush and the Murder of CIA Drug Smuggler Barry Seal in 1986
[02:14:03] <crutchy> Gravis, lack of regulation isn't what caused 2008
[02:14:20] <Gravis> crutchy: umm... the repealed regulation is what did it
[02:14:25] <crutchy> austrian free market economists are the one's that predicted the crisis
[02:14:38] <crutchy> the keynesians were completely blindsided, and still are
[02:14:40] <Gravis> dude... lots of people predicted it
[02:14:45] <crutchy> no they didnt
[02:15:05] <Gravis> suuure.... #denial
[02:15:06] <crutchy> they were actually (quite literally) laughing at people like peter schiff on national tv
[02:15:17] <crutchy> telling everyone to buy banking stocks
[02:15:22] <Ethanol-fueled> > economics
[02:15:27] <Ethanol-fueled> > science
[02:16:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck stocks. It's a house of cards gamed by those who run it.
[02:16:21] <crutchy> peter schiff was warning people about the impending mortgage crisis as idiot mainstreamers were telling people to buy houses :/
[02:16:36] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, peter schiff is a dead political prisoner.
[02:16:55] <Gravis> and so nobody else but peter saw it coming!
[02:17:03] <crutchy> even ben bernanke was telling everyone that eveything was rosy even after it started crashing
[02:17:25] <crutchy> Gravis, no, other austrians did too. peter was probably the most public
[02:17:33] <crutchy> he was on cnbc and cnn and whatnot
[02:17:41] <Ethanol-fueled> > gambling
[02:17:45] <Gravis> i'm not even talking about AU
[02:17:51] <Gravis> i'm talking globally
[02:18:05] <crutchy> AU didn't have recession in 2008
[02:18:13] <crutchy> it was the only western country to avoid it
[02:18:20] <crutchy> i'm talking about america
[02:18:57] <Gravis> super. plenty of people in the US knew.
[02:18:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't worry about me, Crutch-dawg. I never bought into any of that bullshit.
[02:19:04] <crutchy> Gravis, they didn't
[02:19:21] <crutchy> a lot of people go around saying they understanding it after it happened
[02:19:28] <Gravis> dude, even some guy posted about it on my local forum
[02:19:34] <crutchy> link?
[02:19:44] <crutchy> was he an austrian?
[02:19:52] <Gravis> nope
[02:19:59] <Gravis> just a local guy
[02:20:16] <crutchy> wow. a local guy eh
[02:20:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, actually, can you guys answer this question?
[02:20:27] <SirFinkus> what was his logic?
[02:20:31] <crutchy> that must mean it was obvious to everyone
[02:20:38] <crutchy> cos a local guy posted something :p
[02:20:41] <SirFinkus> because I can make predictions too, and probably get half of them right
[02:20:45] <Gravis> crutchy: to a lot of people it was.
[02:20:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Word on the street in America is that the Chinks are buying a lot, lot, lot less properties with laundered hide-monies. Is there a reason why?
[02:21:06] <crutchy> no it wasn't. cos if it was obvious it wouldn't have been a disaster
[02:21:43] <crutchy> keynesians are ruining economies the world over. they have nfi how economies work
[02:21:52] <SirFinkus> not necessarily, people could have wanted to ride the bubble and get out before it tanked
[02:22:02] <crutchy> right
[02:22:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, but unless they're on the inside they get fucked.
[02:22:20] <crutchy> hindsight is always 20/20 dude. peter was warning about it *before* the crisis
[02:22:26] <crutchy> he even published a book
[02:22:28] <SirFinkus> yeah, but people always think they're on the inside
[02:22:32] <crutchy> that is now a bestseller
[02:22:45] <Ethanol-fueled> so what should be buy crutchy? The book, the water filters, or the bunker?
[02:22:50] <SirFinkus> I suspect most people kind of saw it coming
[02:23:13] <crutchy> .g youtube peter schiff was right
[02:23:19] <SirFinkus> you see it every time bitcoin surges up, people buy them, and most of them know it's going to crash
[02:23:28] <Ethanol-fueled> .g Adam Smith was wrong
[02:23:35] <SirFinkus> they just hope their money is out of the game at that point
[02:23:53] <crutchy> bitcoin is a pyramid scheme. that should be obvious
[02:24:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Adam smith was wrong.
[02:24:08] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:24:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03A Beautiful Mind : Governing Dynamic Adam Smith was Wrong - YouTube
[02:24:18] <SirFinkus> pyramid scheme? not really, it's a scheme, but a different kind of scheme
[02:24:47] <SirFinkus> nobody is recruiting people to get a cut of their transaction fees or w/e
[02:25:00] <Ethanol-fueled> It's why you're better off spending your currency on buying fat bitches drinks, tobacco (if you smoke), and hedonism.
[02:25:12] <crutchy> Gravis, check out all the economists that saw the crisis coming: https://www.youtube.com
[02:25:12] <NetCraft> ^ 03Peter Schiff was Right (2006-2007 Edition) - YouTube
[02:25:40] <Ethanol-fueled> If you live in America and have 5 kids and don't live on the streets while you make 10 bucks an hours, it means you'll be taken care of regardless.
[02:25:45] <crutchy> SirFinkus, bitcoin favors those who bought in early
[02:25:51] <crutchy> by design
[02:25:58] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy:
[02:26:01] <Ethanol-fueled> > incesting
[02:26:03] <SirFinkus> and?
[02:26:05] <Ethanol-fueled> > investing
[02:26:07] <SirFinkus> so does the stock market
[02:26:16] <SirFinkus> or any investment really
[02:26:20] <crutchy> the stock market is just a casino
[02:26:27] <SirFinkus> it certainly isn't a pyramid scheme
[02:26:39] <crutchy> it is
[02:26:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Fools and their monies are soon parted. Unfortunately, retirement schemes are gambling schemes.
[02:26:59] <SirFinkus> no it isn't, a pyramid scheme is a very specific thing
[02:27:04] <SirFinkus> it simply isn't
[02:27:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Those who are cashign theirs out already have priority, they're at the top of the pyramid scheme.
[02:27:29] <Ethanol-fueled> The rest of us pay Obamacare
[02:27:52] <SirFinkus> I want to know how that insurance scam started
[02:28:05] <Ethanol-fueled> It wasn't always a scam.
[02:28:12] <SirFinkus> I understand the idea of pooling risk, but when people have individual rates based on "risk" it's just a bad idea
[02:28:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Top-heavy administration salaries and packages probably had a lot to do with it.
[02:28:24] <SirFinkus> well, for consumers
[02:28:31] <Ethanol-fueled> "diversity" officers being paid 200K a year for being Black
[02:28:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Not really racial, but things just worked out that way.
[02:29:25] <Ethanol-fueled> You have specialized degrees in "medical administration"
[02:29:36] <Ethanol-fueled> What the fuck does that even mean?
[02:30:00] <SirFinkus> healthcare is weird
[02:30:04] <SirFinkus> in the US at least
[02:30:27] <Ethanol-fueled> It's what happens when vital services are done for-profit.
[02:30:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Utilities, healthcare, etc.
[02:30:38] <Ethanol-fueled> TUITION
[02:30:41] <SirFinkus> my drug addict aunt had a boyfriend that tried to get me in on some medical money making scheme
[02:31:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I've had plenty of those approaches. I tell them to fuck off.
[02:31:16] <SirFinkus> I forgot the specifics, but it was some bonkers database of medical information that sounded like a HIPPA nightmare
[02:31:37] <Ethanol-fueled> If I want to gamble my money away it goes to ethanol and pot, because I KNOW for a fact that I'm gonna get return on my investment.
[02:31:51] <SirFinkus> guy was batshit, claimed he had half a billion dollars in orders lined up, he just needed the software
[02:32:13] <SirFinkus> actually pretty smart, but in a batshit way
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[02:32:45] <Gravis> crutchy: i'm sure it was only one guy! https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:32:51] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: United States housing bubble ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[02:35:05] <Gravis> crutchy: so, how does that crow taste?
[02:35:23] <crutchy> show me the videos of them actually predicting it then?
[02:35:44] <Gravis> crutchy: find it, your fucking self
[02:35:51] <crutchy> you're just talking shit like everyone other dumbshit keynesian who reckons they know how and why it happened after the fact
[02:35:53] <Ethanol-fueled> This is so complicated and it doesn't have to be.
[02:36:11] <SirFinkus> lol, this argument is hilarious
[02:36:12] <Ethanol-fueled> First principles - property bought is a place to live, not an investment.
[02:36:22] <Gravis> crutchy: yes, historical and verifiable evidence is "talking shit"
[02:36:35] <crutchy> Gravis, you linked a wikipedia article dude
[02:36:38] * SirFinkus goes off to making a potato
[02:36:45] <crutchy> maybe link the source of the info
[02:36:48] <crutchy> might hold more water
[02:36:56] <Gravis> crutchy: it has an entire section about people warning about it
[02:36:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink - I can walk away from anything without a scratch, drink like a fish and smoke hella weed. Zero fucks given.
[02:37:08] <Gravis> crutchy: each of those has citations
[02:37:18] <crutchy> Gravis, lots of people were warning about it
[02:37:21] <Gravis> crutchy: click, motherfucker
[02:37:38] <Gravis> crutchy: that's what i'm saying.
[02:37:42] <crutchy> there are a lot of austrian economists out there who saw it from a mile away
[02:37:50] <crutchy> peter is only one of them
[02:37:57] <crutchy> but a very vocal one
[02:38:14] <crutchy> even ron paul warned about it in congressional hearings
[02:38:16] <Gravis> thank you for conceeding my point
[02:38:21] <crutchy> in 2002 or thereabouts
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[02:38:28] <Bytram|away> g'night all
[02:38:39] <SirFinkus> night Bytram|away
[02:38:39] <Bytram|away> !uid
[02:38:39] <Ethanol-fueled> IF my family asks me why I don't have a family and kids yet, I remind them that I won't know the answer until they die and I see how much I'm left with
[02:38:39] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5997, owned by requerdanos
[02:38:49] <crutchy> Gravis, i told you initially that austrians predicted it. you thought i was talking about australia lol you dumarse :p
[02:38:50] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[02:39:08] <SirFinkus> wait, aren't they the same thing?
[02:39:10] <Bytram|away> sirecote: andthe same to you
[02:39:14] <Bytram|away> bah!
[02:39:23] <Bytram|away> SirFinkus: and the same to you
[02:39:36] <SirFinkus> I love the australian school of economics
[02:39:55] <crutchy> heh. i'll trade you my kangaroo for your drop bear :p
[02:39:56] <SirFinkus> trading kangaroo eggs and cane toads
[02:40:01] <Gravis> <Gravis> dude... lots of people predicted it
[02:40:01] <Gravis> <crutchy> no they didnt
[02:40:02] <Bytram|away> it's in the bag? (Marsupial, of course!)
[02:40:04] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys talkin' about economics like it might be a science but is in fact a reality show.
[02:40:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I meant to say "wife and kids" but drunk doe
[02:40:39] <SirFinkus> I distrust most economists because they have misaligned incentives if they have any money in the market
[02:40:44] <crutchy> Gravis, you were talking about it like it was obvious
[02:40:57] <crutchy> it wasn't obvious unless you follow supply side economics
[02:41:03] <Gravis> /facepalm
[02:41:12] <crutchy> most mainstream economists had nfi
[02:41:19] <crutchy> because they study keynesianism
[02:41:41] <crutchy> find me a single video of someone who wasn't austrian warning about it
[02:41:47] <Gravis> crutchy: http://www.quickmeme.com
[02:41:52] <crutchy> the only one i can think of is maybe steven keen
[02:41:56] <SirFinkus> if I was an influential economist, I'd try to influence the market to make my investments pay off. You could probably have an appreciable effect if you were writing for fortune or showing up on cnbc all the time
[02:42:33] <crutchy> Gravis, your link only tells me you're arguing about stuff you dont understand
[02:42:46] <crutchy> if i were as ignorant as you i'd link stupid memes too
[02:42:58] <Gravis> mhmm...
[02:43:00] <Gravis> crutchy: http://www.quickmeme.com
[02:43:14] <crutchy> hehe
[02:43:28] <SirFinkus> hah, I forgot about that
[02:43:28] <crutchy> that's the internet for ya
[02:43:32] <SirFinkus> legendary internet video
[02:46:19] <crutchy> Gravis, not that you'll care anyway, but here's ron paul predicting it in 2003: https://www.youtube.com
[02:46:25] <NetCraft> ^ 03Ron Paul Predicted Housing Bubble, Worst US Financial Crisis of 2008 IN 2003 - YouTube
[02:47:03] <Gravis> crutchy: thanks for linking to what was written in the wikipedia article
[02:47:28] <Gravis> crutchy: not that you would care because you didn't actually read it
[02:47:40] <crutchy> i already know who predicted it
[02:47:52] <Gravis> yeah... plenty of people
[02:48:00] <crutchy> i named the category of economists
[02:48:21] <crutchy> before you linked the wikipedia article
[02:48:32] <Gravis> good for you
[02:49:23] * SirFinkus
[02:49:27] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — If Trouble Was Money, from the album Deluxe Edition [Song]
[02:49:31] <SirFinkus> my economic theory
[02:49:36] <crutchy> <Gravis> crutchy: umm... the repealed regulation is what did it
[02:49:49] <crutchy> if you knew who predicted it, you wouldn't have said something so dumb
[02:50:08] <Gravis> /facepalm
[02:50:23] <crutchy> you seem to like slapping yourself in the face
[02:50:29] <Gravis> you are still retarded even when the answer is given to you
[02:50:29] <crutchy> maybe its affecting your brain
[02:51:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Allright, let's make some money.
[02:51:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Let's become a lobbying firm.
[02:51:31] <crutchy> you keep living in your dreamland dude. when the next crisis hits, i'll link the next peter schifff was right video for ya :D
[02:52:09] <crutchy> while you link your stupid memes
[02:52:32] <SirFinkus> I don't think we have the money to make a proper lobbying firm
[02:52:38] <SirFinkus> at least I don't
[02:52:46] <crutchy> we just have to print it!
[02:53:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Print some fake bills.
[02:53:15] <SirFinkus> but if trouble was money, I swear I'd be a millionaire
[02:53:19] <Ethanol-fueled> You show those morons a suitcase full of cash and they nut their pants.
[02:53:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Wink at 'em a few times just to be sure.
[02:53:32] <SirFinkus> if worries was dollar bills, I'd buy the whole world and have money to spare
[02:55:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Booze is good for that.
[02:55:22] <crutchy> booze++
[02:55:22] <Bender> karma - booze: 3
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[02:56:59] <crutchy> ~weather
[02:57:00] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 39°C, sunny, wind NW at 29 km/h, humidity 17% - Saturday isolated thunderstorms (23°C:40°C), Sunday scattered showers (13°C:39°C), Monday partly cloudy (9°C:22°C), Tuesday sunny (13°C:24°C)
[02:57:09] <crutchy> damn heat :(
[02:59:25] <SirFinkus> I don't get it? Why is it so hot in December?
[02:59:36] <HaltAndCatchFire> Obama?
[02:59:40] <SirFinkus> makes no senses
[02:59:44] <chromas> He's on the wrong side of the world
[02:59:49] <SirFinkus> australia must have really bad global warming
[03:00:10] * crutchy blames janet yellen :p
[03:00:16] <chromas> Does Al Gore live there now?
[03:00:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Good surf here.
[03:00:20] <HaltAndCatchFire> what's Obama in Australian then?
[03:00:26] <SirFinkus> I bet all your glaciers are melted
[03:00:49] <crutchy> obama is just a character on reality tv in australia
[03:00:52] <Ethanol-fueled> We gonna die.
[03:01:32] <crutchy> we're waiting for the episode where he gets voted out
[03:01:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Like in that episode of Star Trek: TNG where Piccard is high on that trip and lives the lifetime on that planet with global warming.
[03:02:15] <Ethanol-fueled> THen they give him the whistle. The Irish Tin Whistle.
[03:02:23] <SirFinkus> TNG had too many bullshit episodes
[03:02:34] <HaltAndCatchFire> o_0
[03:02:40] <SirFinkus> oh boy ANOTHER one where they go back to the days of sherlock holmes on the holodeck
[03:02:49] <SirFinkus> what a thrill
[03:02:50] <HaltAndCatchFire> that came out of left field
[03:03:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Time travel too.
[03:03:20] <SirFinkus> oh yeah, the time/space anomalies
[03:03:34] <SirFinkus> really, they had like 10 plotlines with slight variations it seemed
[03:03:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, That's pretty much everything throughout history.
[03:03:55] <SirFinkus> although I suppose that 99% of fiction could be reduced to that
[03:04:02] <SirFinkus> yeah, that was stupid
[03:04:21] <crutchy> voyagers holodeck was pretty cool
[03:04:34] <Ethanol-fueled> nothing on voyager was cool.
[03:04:46] <SirFinkus> although I think TNG got bad at hiding it
[03:04:52] <HaltAndCatchFire> I'll just sit here and be confused then, shall I?
[03:04:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Not even the guy who played the recorder whenever Chakotay was hallucinating or on the holodeck.
[03:05:11] <SirFinkus> maybe they should shot down the Holodeck if people are getting trapped in it on a monthly basis
[03:05:18] <SirFinkus> *shut
[03:05:49] <HaltAndCatchFire> oh please; the holodeck served TNG the same purpose as the internet does us: porn
[03:05:56] <HaltAndCatchFire> that's why nobody ever considered "turning it off"
[03:06:00] <SirFinkus> I thought about that
[03:06:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Whomever wrote the program to play the recorder motif whenever a Native American walked on the holodeck should be murdered brutally.
[03:06:14] <SirFinkus> but it wasn't like a navy ship, they had women on it
[03:06:41] <crutchy> ...and then a dark shape appears on screen... then the screen shatters as vader's super star destroyer plows into the pissy little enterprise :p
[03:06:42] <SirFinkus> the replicator didn't need to add saltpeter to the rations to control the men's libido
[03:06:47] <Ethanol-fueled> We called that "cultural appropriation" back in 2015 but thankfully no subsequent generation listened to us.
[03:06:57] <HaltAndCatchFire> barclay even got caught yanking one off in the holodeck, and picard had to look all uptight about it... as if he never did the same thing :) :)
[03:07:10] <SirFinkus> shit, they had a bar with an old black lady, it was basically a city
[03:07:33] <SirFinkus> pretty sure picard had a holodeck wank episode too
[03:07:37] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, and then, the Black Actor' dick from The Force Awakens arrives down your throat, you bowing your head and thanking him for appearing in this fine movie.
[03:07:39] <SirFinkus> or was that richer?
[03:07:46] <SirFinkus> the lady in the jazz bar
[03:08:04] <SirFinkus> they probably both had them
[03:08:09] <crutchy> is a bar with a black lady a prerequisite for city status?
[03:08:14] <Ethanol-fueled> HaltAndCatchFire - at least Piccard has the class to jack off only in his own apartment.
[03:08:31] <crutchy> picard was ok
[03:08:52] <crutchy> janeway would still kick his ass though :D
[03:08:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Piccard was classy as fuck.
[03:08:57] <HaltAndCatchFire> I feel sorry for the janitorial crew who had to clean up the holodecks
[03:09:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Janeway is just a bad stereotype of a woman.
[03:09:16] <SirFinkus> crutchy, no, but it demonstrates it wasn't like it was the fucking Pequod
[03:09:46] <SirFinkus> women were on the ship, and apparently it had a quite active nightlife
[03:09:55] <SirFinkus> even Westley got in on the action
[03:10:08] <crutchy> who's westley
[03:10:10] <crutchy> ?
[03:10:13] <HaltAndCatchFire> that nightlife often seemed to consist of people asking each other to "play" on the holodeck :)
[03:10:17] <SirFinkus> the annoying kid
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[03:11:15] <SirFinkus> could have just said "kid" because "kid" implies annoying
[03:11:22] <crutchy_> lol
[03:11:27] <Ethanol-fooled> WHOA.
[03:11:44] <Ethanol-fooled> Geordi was the only one who didn't get laid on a regular basis.
[03:11:48] <crutchy_> stoopid internet dropped out for a sec
[03:12:04] <HaltAndCatchFire> too much porn overloaded the circuits
[03:12:18] <SirFinkus> yeah, but you know he could see through troi's jumpsuit
[03:12:23] <SirFinkus> with his visor
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[03:13:10] <HaltAndCatchFire> I thought that was geordi, not wesley
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[03:13:20] <HaltAndCatchFire> oh...
[03:13:25] HaltAndCatchFire is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[03:13:44] <SpallsHurgenson> I was wondering why I didn't feel quite like myself
[03:14:05] <SirFinkus> Spalls "novelty nickname" Hurgeson
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[03:14:58] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson is just another instance of chromas' monopoly bot :p
[03:15:04] * Ethanol-fooled Ethanol-fueled has shit his pants
[03:15:16] <Ethanol-fooled> YOu just experienced the final test of its efecctiveness.
[03:15:20] <SpallsHurgenson> I. AM. NOT. A. BOT. <beep>
[03:15:23] <JamesNZ> TMI.
[03:15:54] <Ethanol-fooled> You guys like smokin' weed?
[03:16:06] <SirFinkus> meh
[03:16:07] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled, did you play the brown note?
[03:16:25] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, I havent shit myself....yes.
[03:16:31] <Ethanol-fooled> yet, I mean.
[03:16:31] <SirFinkus> booze is better imo
[03:17:44] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm going to bail now.
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[03:20:13] <crutchy> ~weather
[03:20:14] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 39°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 27 km/h, humidity 17% - Saturday scattered thunderstorms (23°C:41°C), Sunday scattered showers (13°C:39°C), Monday partly cloudy (9°C:22°C), Tuesday sunny (13°C:24°C)
[03:21:15] <crutchy> rain in 39 degrees... gunna be sticky
[03:21:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Black Holes Could Grow As Large As 50 Billion Suns Before Their Food Crumbles Into Stars - http://sylnt.us - that's-pretty-big
[03:22:46] * SpallsHurgenson is not doing bot stuff. <beep>
[03:25:54] * crutchy pushes SpallsHurgenson's love button
[03:26:16] <SpallsHurgenson> What. Is. This. Thing. You. Humans. Call. Love?
[03:26:47] <crutchy> love is just a word... the nice matrix indian told me so
[03:27:44] <crutchy> what matters is the connection. if you use displayport you're doomed to heartbreak
[03:28:04] <crutchy> everyone knows that vga is the next big thing
[03:28:11] <crutchy> (tm)
[03:37:39] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm half displayport, half hdmi
[03:38:17] <chromas> Displayborg
[03:38:21] <SpallsHurgenson> also half dvi, half hdmi
[03:38:41] <SpallsHurgenson> also also, fully hdmi and fully dvi
[03:38:47] <SpallsHurgenson> my parentage is... complex :)
[03:39:19] <SpallsHurgenson> <beep>
[03:43:05] <cmn32480> ~quit
[03:43:06] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (27.8 kb)
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[03:43:56] <SpallsHurgenson> it's pronounced "bouquet" file
[03:48:29] <SpallsHurgenson> (they look at me as if I'm mad... but I'm not mad; I'm the sanest person here! Muahahahahahaha!)
[03:53:16] <crutchy> isn't dvi just hdmi with a dress on?
[03:53:31] <crutchy> oops other way round
[03:53:53] <crutchy> or are they different pins?
[03:54:01] * crutchy cant remember
[03:54:05] <crutchy> ~weather
[03:54:16] <crutchy> derp
[03:54:19] <SpallsHurgenson> I think DVI came first... but they are pretty much the same except it can't do audio
[03:54:37] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, and it doesn't have the encryption thing built in
[03:54:59] <crutchy> woohoo. reached 40.8 deg at 2pm. now its down to 38.8 :)
[03:55:46] <SpallsHurgenson> weird, it's 40.8 degrees here too :)
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[03:57:14] <Gravis> pff... hdmi has double the data
[03:57:58] <Gravis> you need a dual dvi connection to match hdmi
[03:59:40] <Gravis> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:59:46] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Digital Visual Interface ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[03:59:54] <chromas> Dual link dvi cables
[03:59:54] * SpallsHurgenson throws another log onto the fire
[04:00:36] * SpallsHurgenson throws another 'hoverboard' onto the fire
[04:03:59] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: those are for /starting/ fires.
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[04:42:27] <cmn32480> ok NOOB question
[04:42:55] <cmn32480> i run a PHP program from the command line, it executes adn while running, stays visible in the terminal window
[04:43:24] <cmn32480> I write a short batch script that does the exact same thing, calling the PHP program, but it runs in the background
[04:43:27] <cmn32480> WHY?
[04:52:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dutch Courts to Judge Shell in Landmark Oil Spill Case - http://sylnt.us - crude-but-effective
[04:57:41] * crutchy swats at the crickets
[04:58:05] <cmn32480> ~gnight everybody
[04:58:06] * exec allegedly flings a used franger of ciri poo at everybody
[04:58:20] <crutchy> ~g'night cmn32480
[04:58:22] * exec clumsily blows a wad of coffee++ at cmn32480
[04:58:34] <cmn32480> woohoo! coffee++
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[05:15:45] <Deucalion> cmn32480|sleepin, too little information to provide answer. What stays visible in the terminal window when run manually from command line? "Batch script" - PHP under Windows? Needs more info on OS and PHP version really to form a coherent question. If called from a Windows/DOS batch script wasn't the inclusion of an @ECHO ON line required to make subsequent output show? Been years since I meddled with such things..... also another question - wh
[05:15:45] <Deucalion> at do you mean by "it runs in the background"? Do you see no output and get returned to a command prompt from which you ascertain the process is running in the background (detached) or just get hung up with no return?
[05:33:49] <crutchy> i think what's happening is he's running a batch file from a window manager, its opening, but then closing again
[05:33:58] <crutchy> but the process that's called within doesn't exit\
[05:34:26] <crutchy> kinda like the ol' windows start command
[06:31:26] <chromas> gtk--
[06:31:26] <Bender> karma - gtk: -2
[06:32:26] <chromas> The guake terminal has the same issue Pidgin does. It gets stuck wondering where the network is, until the net's up again, then suddenly it figures out there's no net
[06:54:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Light Bulb Efficiency Loophole Exploited in the EU - http://sylnt.us - what-a-bright-idea
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[08:04:50] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:04:51] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 37°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 21 km/h, humidity 22% - Saturday scattered showers (23°C:41°C), Sunday scattered showers (13°C:39°C), Monday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (13°C:24°C)
[08:25:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wireshark 2.0: Now with Qt Framework - http://sylnt.us - old-and-functional-to-new-and-more-functional
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[08:49:23] <chromas> crutchy++ #spamhammer
[08:49:23] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 180
[09:00:49] <crutchy> ~weather
[09:00:50] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 33°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 11 km/h, humidity 29% - Saturday scattered showers (23°C:41°C), Sunday scattered showers (13°C:39°C), Monday partly cloudy (8°C:23°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (13°C:24°C)
[09:01:03] <crutchy> yay finally cooling down a little
[09:25:16] <crutchy> chromas, you awake dude?
[09:25:33] <chromas> Always
[09:25:35] <chromas> with wings
[09:25:50] <crutchy> lol
[09:25:56] <crutchy> do you ever sleep?
[09:26:00] <chromas> No
[09:26:06] <chromas> Sleep is for chumps
[09:26:12] <crutchy> hah. yeah
[09:26:26] <crutchy> theres a guy on freenode asking about php on arch
[09:26:51] <chromas> secretly I just run a chatterbot script when I sleep so nobody knows
[09:26:54] <crutchy> do you have to install individual modules n shit?
[09:26:57] <crutchy> lol
[09:27:25] <crutchy> on debian i just install the php package and it comes with all the posix functions and whatnot
[09:27:34] <crutchy> this guy saying that its not working on arch
[09:27:44] <crutchy> just wondering if you had to install a bunch of shiz
[09:27:44] <chromas> hm, yeah there's a few packages. php-gd, pgp-ldap etc
[09:27:56] <crutchy> ~say fat
[09:27:57] <exec> fat
[09:28:02] <crutchy> ~aur php
[09:28:03] <exec> 02error: package not found
[09:28:06] <crutchy> derp
[09:28:28] <chromas> guess mine needs a =pacman command
[09:29:10] <chromas> fuckton o' php packages in the aur
[09:32:06] <crutchy> lmao thanks dude
[09:32:19] <crutchy> chromas++ # auroplane pilot
[09:32:19] <Bender> karma - chromas: 142
[09:32:47] <chromas> even the apache module is in its own package
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[09:33:20] <crutchy> damnn
[09:33:33] <chromas> we scared him away with php talk
[09:35:23] <chromas> hm, is he deciding whether to install arch?
[09:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:38:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1988
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[09:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> cats--
[09:39:25] <Bender> karma - cats: 0
[09:39:35] <chromas> What do you have against pussy?
[09:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> allergies. been up since 1am unable to breathe through my nose.
[09:40:30] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/n/d/
[09:40:32] <sedctl> <chromas> <TheMightyBuzzard> allergies. beed up since 1am unable to breathe through my nose.
[09:40:43] <chromas> g
[09:40:59] <chromas> also s/m/b/g
[09:41:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima hafta quit visiting my folks. this shit ain't worth it.
[09:41:34] <chromas> but here's something interesting
[09:41:48] <chromas> s💩💩in.*💩fun💩
[09:41:54] <chromas> s💩in.*💩fun💩
[09:41:54] <sedctl> <chromas> s💩💩fun
[09:41:59] <chromas> I derped it
[09:42:12] <chromas> s💩derped💩broke💩
[09:42:12] <sedctl> <chromas> I broke it
[09:43:44] <chromas> hmm
[09:43:51] <chromas> s💩m💩n
[09:44:09] <chromas> doesn't insult me and offer me a 💩
[09:47:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> was it sposed to?
[09:47:42] <chromas> it does for slashes
[09:47:49] <chromas> s/i/x
[09:47:49] <sedctl> chramys, did you know there's THREE slashes in a proper s/// command?
[09:48:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe it's just violent like that
[09:48:20] * chromas wants the bot to throw 💩
[09:48:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> or maybe sedctl just doesn't give a 💩
[09:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 74872
[09:48:56] <MrPlow> Today: Abundant sunshine. High 58F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Overcast. Slight chance of a rain shower. High near 60F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
[09:49:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> fail, MrPlow. you neglect to mention that it's balls cold out there right now.
[09:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> laptops--
[09:53:47] <Bender> karma - laptops: -1
[09:56:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Transforming Corporate Cultures by Celebrating Failure - http://sylnt.us - gimme-an-F-A-I-L-U-R-E-yay-failure!
[10:21:57] <crutchy> wow hey dudes
[10:22:04] <crutchy> must be wake up time in murca
[10:22:29] <crutchy> sorry chromas, nah he already using arch. just had a problem with a poxic function not found in php
[10:22:35] <crutchy> *posix
[10:22:54] <crutchy> its part of the base php package in debian so i had nfi :p
[10:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, crutchy
[10:24:13] <crutchy> g'day tmb
[10:24:22] <crutchy> wtf? i can see the turds!
[10:24:35] <crutchy> i don't see squares!?
[10:24:47] * crutchy wonders if Bytram|away is behind this
[10:24:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> was off in code land. pondering a better way to do place name to location translation for MrPlow
[10:25:00] <crutchy> ah
[10:25:07] <crutchy> giyf :p
[10:25:12] * crutchy ducks
[10:26:51] <crutchy> if you can get around the worse page source in history google aint so bad to parse
[10:27:36] <crutchy> i just find the text im after then see what tags are around it
[10:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i like apis better than scraping
[10:32:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather PPLA2
[10:32:16] <MrPlow> Syntax: #weather City, ST or #weather zip code
[10:32:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> growl
[10:32:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather 5879400
[10:32:41] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[10:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, won't do geoid codes
[10:39:25] <crutchy> what about lat/long?
[10:39:34] <crutchy> there might be some kinda api for that somewhere
[10:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather mcmurdo, aq
[10:42:49] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the low 20s. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. High 32F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph.
[10:43:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be but it can do placename/countrycod as well
[10:43:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather san francisco, us
[10:43:25] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[10:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather san francisco, ca
[10:43:30] <MrPlow> Today: Rain showers in the morning, then sunny in the afternoon. High 54F. Winds WNW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 60%. Tomorrow: Cloudy with occasional rain in the afternoon. High 56F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 90%.
[10:43:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept for us cities apparently
[10:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather san francisco, cr
[10:44:26] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy this morning. Increasing clouds with periods of showers this afternoon. High around 80F. Winds ENE at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 50%. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies. Gusty winds in the morning. High near 80F. Winds ENE at 20 to 30 mph.
[10:44:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:52:09] <crutchy> my wife is watching a video of someone making a shotglass out of a jawbreaker
[10:52:22] <crutchy> some people are awesome
[10:56:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's really odd
[11:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, it can go by lat/long
[11:01:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather quebec, ca
[11:01:50] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[11:01:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather quebec, canada
[11:01:55] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[11:02:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas gonna be an issue. it can't tell canada from california
[11:07:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[11:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, okay, i can write up a lat/long locator i spose
[11:11:03] <chromas> or just filter Canada
[11:11:05] <chromas> ;)
[11:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:13:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03South Park - Fuck Canada - YouTube
[11:17:01] <chromas> I'm not your buddy, pal!
[11:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not your pal, guy!
[11:17:33] <chromas> I'm not your guy, buddy!
[11:18:11] <chromas> lol, when that movie came out I heard people talking about how some kid saw somebody in the movie set themself on fire so they did it too
[11:18:30] <chromas> Then I saw the movie, and it's actually in the movie. Derp
[11:19:32] <chromas> People say kids will copy the movies; a movie has a kid do that; people say kids copied the kid copying. The circle is complete
[11:19:48] <chromas> Pretty sure it was just religinuts though
[11:20:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, stupid is contagious
[11:20:52] <crutchy> its about sniffing my wife's strange, buddy
[11:21:04] <crutchy> s/ou/oo/
[11:21:04] <sedctl> <crutchy> its aboot sniffing my wife's strange, buddy
[11:21:35] <crutchy> #programming on freenode is fucking hillarious :D
[11:21:43] <crutchy> s/^/#/
[11:21:44] <sedctl> <crutchy> ##programming on freenode is fucking hillarious :D
[11:21:55] <chromas> #💩
[11:22:02] <crutchy> yeah pretty much
[11:22:17] <chromas> is there a #brogramming ?
[11:22:24] <chromas> I wonder why it's ##
[11:22:26] <crutchy> hmm. there should be i reckon
[11:22:44] <crutchy> prolly cos #programming is for the gawds
[11:23:10] <crutchy> like toe-cheese-mcgee
[11:23:31] <chromas> irc channels should be namespaced, like domains :D
[11:24:12] <chromas> #org.soylentnews.#
[11:25:10] <crutchy> that worked here :D
[11:25:32] <crutchy> heh
[11:25:41] * crutchy joins #soylentnews.org on freenode
[11:26:17] <crutchy> maybe one of the staffs should grope it for a backup
[11:27:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - If You Get All Your News Here, You may be Living in a Bubble - http://sylnt.us - targeted-everything
[11:30:11] <chromas> I should part some channels, but it just gives more entropy for ciri poking
[11:30:36] <crutchy> lol
[11:30:54] <crutchy> shitbags! you ownz all te chanz
[11:31:11] <crutchy> lmao @ isis
[11:31:15] <chromas> http://i.imgur.com
[11:31:58] <crutchy> hoh damn
[11:32:02] <crutchy> poor guy
[11:32:04] <crutchy> lol
[11:32:15] * crutchy is thankful he doesn't get snow
[11:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[11:36:24] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[11:36:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #whereis crutchy's mom
[11:36:45] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[11:36:55] <crutchy> she's in far north queensland atm
[11:37:11] <crutchy> like... about as north as you can get
[11:37:31] <chromas> well sure, you're in upsidedown land
[11:37:41] <chromas> So going north is how you go down
[11:37:42] <crutchy> ~weather
[11:37:43] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 27°C, partly cloudy, wind NW at 8 km/h, humidity 50% - Saturday showers (23°C:41°C), Sunday scattered showers (13°C:39°C), Monday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (13°C:24°C)
[11:37:51] <crutchy> cooling down a bit more
[11:38:07] <chromas> I should give a name and logo to my scripty thing
[11:38:10] <crutchy> still pretty warm for 10.30pm though :(
[11:38:12] <chromas> I was thinking "Problematic"
[11:38:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #whereis traralgon
[11:38:20] <chromas> and this for the logo: http://img01.deviantart.net
[11:38:46] <crutchy> couldn't find the logo
[11:38:51] <crutchy> all i saw were bewbs
[11:39:00] <chromas> that's it
[11:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab crutchy
[11:39:25] <Bender> Added quote 630
[11:39:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:39:36] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High around 55F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies in the morning will give way to cloudy skies during the afternoon. High 58F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
[11:39:44] <crutchy> instructions not clear, dick stuck between bewbs
[11:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[11:39:47] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[11:40:57] <chromas> #reload
[11:41:02] <chromas> MrPlow: say my name
[11:41:11] <chromas> #kick chromas
[11:41:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, missin some punctuation somewheres
[11:41:36] <chromas> See that's why you should use python
[11:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[11:41:40] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[11:41:43] <chromas> missing a space somewhere
[11:41:43] <crutchy> MrPlow, that name again
[11:41:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #whereis uranus
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[11:41:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot!
[11:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> he went to look in private
[11:42:01] <crutchy> you trolled him goood
[11:42:03] <chromas> oh, was he showing us his backside?
[11:42:21] <chromas> squat-and-run
[11:42:22] <crutchy> mrplow: "instruction not clear... dick caught in yo mama"
[11:42:47] <crutchy> ^ in tmb's error log
[11:43:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it wasn't but it soon shall be
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[11:45:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[11:45:07] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:45:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #whereis hell
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[11:46:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i gots no idea. it's tryin to tell me a code reference isn't a code reference.
[11:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna go smoke
[11:53:39] <crutchy> ~wget https://www.google.com.au <div id="_vBb"><span class="_m3b"> <> </span>
[11:53:41] <exec> 0799362
[11:54:00] <chromas> neat
[11:54:45] <crutchy> .macro .zip * internal ~wget https://www.google.com.au <div id="_vBb"><span class="_m3b"> <> </span>
[11:54:46] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".zip" and INTERNAL command template "~wget https://www.google.com.au <div id="_vBb"><span class="_m3b"> <> </span>" saved
[11:54:51] <crutchy> no idea if this will work
[11:54:57] <crutchy> .zip walla walla
[11:55:07] <crutchy> .zip walla+walla
[11:55:16] <crutchy> hmm guess not
[11:56:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
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[11:57:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, found the bug
[11:57:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[11:57:59] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:58:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #whereis uranus
[11:58:09] <MrPlow> Uranus Glacier, Antarctica: 71.4°S, 68.55°W || Lac Uranus, Canada: 46.46781°N, 73.52763°W || Lake Uranus, Australia: 43.15°S, 146.28°E || Uranus Lake, United States: 47.92713°N, 91.58318°W
[11:59:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> was trying to do $geo->(stuff) instead of $geo->search(stuff)
[12:01:18] * crutchy blames perl6
[12:01:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #perl6
[12:01:28] <MrPlow> Get off my lawn!
[12:01:45] <crutchy> apparently php7 is out
[12:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> time to rewrite exec
[12:01:57] <crutchy> i'm not in any hurry to jump ship though
[12:02:50] <crutchy> there are minor differences, but i don't think any of them would affect exec. would have to look at my foreach loops though cos apparently there are some changes there
[12:03:07] <crutchy> dont think it would be affected though
[12:03:21] * TheMightyBuzzard lurves foreach loops
[12:03:32] <crutchy> supposed to be much faster, but i don't mind my pos slow arse bot
[12:03:49] <chromas> fork your vm and do a perl update in the fork
[12:04:31] <crutchy> i would have maybe looked into doing a perl6 script for exec, but there's some bent vm thingy involved
[12:04:36] <crutchy> it just sounded nasty
[12:04:42] <chromas> s💩erl💩hp💩
[12:04:42] <sedctl> <chrames> fork your vm and do a php update in the fork
[12:04:51] <crutchy> lol
[12:04:58] <crutchy> chrames
[12:05:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> the vm is just the interpreter
[12:05:35] <chromas> oh yeah, fork the disk
[12:05:45] <chromas> or do snapshot
[12:06:04] <chromas> #dunce chrames
[12:07:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should start an identd running on boron to get rid of MrPlow's ~ in his username
[12:08:27] <chromas> what a weird scheme that was
[12:09:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, querying the identd of the user's comp for a username?
[12:10:12] <chromas> and inserting a tilde into the name if there'sn't one
[12:12:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:12:39] <chromas> is identd the one with the .plan files? or was that fingerd?
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[12:14:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> finger
[12:14:23] <chromas> #finger TheMightyBuzzard
[12:14:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, finger is running on boron
[12:16:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, local only
[12:24:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, can't find where we do the percent encoding removal from urls
[12:25:23] <chromas> Does the script do it, or does apache?
[12:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> script does
[12:29:44] <crutchy> ~weather
[12:29:45] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 27°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 8 km/h, humidity 51% - Saturday partly cloudy (23°C:41°C), Sunday scattered showers (13°C:39°C), Monday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (13°C:25°C)
[12:32:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather traralgon au
[12:32:45] <MrPlow> Syntax: #weather City, ST or #weather zip code
[12:32:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather traralgon, au
[12:32:49] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the mid 70s. Tomorrow: Windy with showers developing later in the day. High 102F. Winds NW at 20 to 30 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
[12:33:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> fook, thas warm
[12:35:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, found it
[12:40:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[12:40:55] <crutchy> yeah our weather is in retarded mode atm :|
[12:41:03] <crutchy> what's weird?
[12:48:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> everything in rehash
[12:48:47] <crutchy> oh
[12:48:54] <crutchy> you just figured that? :D
[12:49:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> forgot to take my drugs. i'm a bit slow today.
[12:58:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Press Backspace 28 times: Pwn Unlucky Linux Systems Running GRUB - http://sylnt.us - OOPS!-didn't-mean-to-leave-that-in-there
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[13:19:29] <SirFinkus> morning
[13:19:32] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[13:19:33] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 37°F / 3°C, cloudy, wind S at 1 mph, humidity 97% - Saturday scattered showers (40°F:44°F / 4°C:7°C), Sunday rain (38°F:44°F / 3°C:7°C), Monday rain (40°F:44°F / 4°C:7°C), Tuesday showers (37°F:43°F / 3°C:6°C)
[13:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, mornin
[13:24:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #redtube crutchy's mom
[13:25:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #redtube chicken
[13:25:12] <SirFinkus> need 4 monitors for that one
[13:25:13] <MrPlow> http://www.redtube.com
[13:25:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #whereis crutchy's mom
[13:25:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> bummer
[13:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> figured with it using fuzzy select it might come back with something
[13:26:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #whereis crutchy
[13:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #whereis hell
[13:26:47] <MrPlow> Upper Hell's Gate, Bonaire: 17.643°N, 63.22649°W || Hell-Ville, Madagascar: 13.4°S, 48.26667°E || Hell-Bourg, Réunion: 21.06466°S, 55.52021°E || Hell, Norway: 63.44582°N, 10.90093°E
[13:27:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #find your ass with both hands
[13:27:29] <MrPlow> http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com't+find+butt+with+both+hands
[13:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, not bad
[13:34:00] <Gravis> crutchy's mom is a dead crackwhore because it's obvious that cruchy was a crackbaby
[13:42:46] <SirFinkus> language sir!
[13:44:15] * nick yawn
[13:44:27] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes a hamster in nick's mouth
[13:45:18] <nick> did need something for lunch
[13:45:25] <Gravis> SirFinkus: dude, his mom was on the cover of crackwhore magazine!
[13:45:42] <SirFinkus> shit, I need to look for that
[13:58:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... darn, opensecrets.org only tracks house/senate financing, no presidential.
[13:59:16] <chromas> for that you need libresecrets.org
[13:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh, i ain't usin no frenchie word
[14:01:00] <nick> http://www.fec.gov
[14:01:01] <NetCraft> ^ 03Presidential Campaign Finance
[14:01:06] <nick> is what what you're looking for?
[14:03:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i was gonna write a script to query donations/donors for the candidates from mrplow
[14:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody gives a shit about congressional races in a presidential year though
[14:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay, they got numbers they just aren't in a handy list
[14:06:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> pack's small enough, i can hard code them into a linked list
[14:06:27] <Gravis> "<TheMightyBuzzard> feh, i ain't usin no frenchie word" -- it's spanish, captain retardo ;)
[14:06:42] <nick> that link does have option to download .csv of contributors.
[14:07:10] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes Gravis suspiciously
[14:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nick, ya but that don't help get their center for responsive politics id for me so's i can query the opensecrets.org api
[14:09:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> spose i could scrape the csv every time and make mrplow do the processing
[14:09:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[14:10:22] <nick> looking at clinton's csv, became aware of https://en.wikipedia.org
[14:10:23] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: CropLife International
[14:10:36] <nick> As of 2015 CropLife International´s member list includes the following 8 companies: BASF, Bayer CropScience, Dow AgroSciences, DuPont, FMC Corp., Monsanto, Sumitomo and Syngenta.
[14:10:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, i see you trying to trick me there! google says it's both spanish AND french!
[14:14:15] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: if it makes you feel better, it will be part of english soon. ;)
[14:14:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'll be fine. if we stole it, it's ours.
[14:16:20] <Gravis> dude... like the whole fucking language is stolen
[14:17:13] * nick applauds the UN for making the bold decision that the conflict/(civil)war/revolution/insurgency/instability in Syria should probably not be an indefinite situation.
[14:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we're awesome like that
[14:18:19] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: oops... it actually already is part of english, it's just been considered obsolete... until recently.
[14:18:57] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so use it proudly knowing that we stole it, just like everyone else
[14:20:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent
[14:21:28] <Gravis> apparently it's rebirth is a result of marketting abusing the word "free"
[14:21:40] <Gravis> (in english)
[14:22:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> works for me
[14:24:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, off to go be sociable with the family. may play with that api a bit more later.
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[14:46:09] <chromas> "The following add-ons have not been verified for use in Firefox."
[14:46:16] <chromas> Adblock Plus, NoScript
[14:46:30] <chromas> two of the minimum required set of extension
[14:46:31] <chromas> s
[14:46:34] <chromas> firefox--
[14:46:34] <Bender> karma - firefox: -6
[14:48:21] <cmn32480|sleepin> ublock origin still works
[14:48:34] cmn32480|sleepin is now known as cmn32480
[14:52:17] * chromas sets xpinstall.signatures.required to false
[14:52:55] <cmn32480> heading out to Cub Scouts. Have a good day
[14:53:19] <chromas> ooh, cookies
[14:53:47] <cmn32480> boys.. not girls
[14:54:30] <SirFinkus> ooh, cub scouts
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[15:57:44] <Gravis> ok... so it's official, my keyboard issues are a hardware problem. :(((((
[16:31:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Secret Codes in the World Around You that You’re Not Meant to Know - http://sylnt.us - always-bring-your-towel
[16:31:47] <SirFinkus> just the keyboard or something on the computer itself?
[17:32:17] <Gravis> it's the keyboard
[17:32:20] <Gravis> just the keyboard
[17:32:36] <Gravis> unless my computer is haunted :P
[17:33:06] <SirFinkus> well at least that's an easy one
[17:33:17] <Gravis> sometimes almost all the keys stop working. unplug/replug and it works again.
[17:33:31] <Gravis> well... it's like 99% of keys
[17:34:11] <Gravis> but what is still happening is no shift+m/shift+,/shift+.
[17:34:58] <Gravis> so greater than and less than are a no go for me
[17:35:33] <Gravis> what i do ponder is how it could happen because the keys work individually
[17:35:52] <SirFinkus> could be an n-key rollover type thing
[17:36:47] <Gravis> no shift+t or shift+y either
[17:36:57] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org(key)
[17:36:58] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Rollover (key
[17:37:03] <SirFinkus> sounds similar
[17:37:32] <Gravis> no curly braces either
[17:38:12] <Gravis> a lot of shit+xyz shit doesnt work... including x, y and z. xD
[17:38:39] <Gravis> i'll have to test on another computer to be certain though
[17:39:14] <Gravis> sad though, this keyboard isn't all that old. maybe a couple years
[17:39:20] <Gravis> and it's a nice keyboard
[17:39:32] <SirFinkus> no spills?
[17:39:52] <Gravis> that's just it, it's liquid proof
[17:41:10] <Gravis> it's this: http://store.sealshield.com
[17:41:13] <NetCraft> ^ 03Silver Wave™ Ergonomic Keyboard – Seal Shield Online Store
[17:43:28] <Gravis> when i confim it, i'll see if they are willing to replace it.
[17:45:04] <Gravis> some companies are cool and know that a good rep matters, so there is a good chance they will replace it.
[17:45:23] <SirFinkus> have fun with that, I hate calling customer service
[17:45:49] <SirFinkus> last time I did something like that they asked me to email(!) them my credit card info for shipping
[17:46:13] <Gravis> o_O
[17:47:30] <Gravis> oh good. "Seal Shield™ Limited Lifetime Warranty SEAL SHIELD hereby warrants to the initial purchaser that this product, if used under normal conditions, will be free of any defect in materials and workmanship for the life of the product."
[17:48:35] <SirFinkus> just email them your credit card info and they'll ship out a replacement straight away :^)
[17:48:40] <Gravis> P
[17:49:07] <Gravis> so... colon, not so much :P
[17:49:11] <Gravis> wait, what?
[17:49:38] <Gravis> well it's working now. :)
[17:50:11] <SirFinkus> do < and > work? maybe you could switch to brainfuck
[17:51:17] <Gravis> whoa, weird... nothing worked... but i could switch to console one and back then it worked again.
[17:51:38] <Gravis> no gt/lt though
[17:51:58] <SirFinkus> maybe you accidentally activated some kind of ime?
[17:52:10] <Gravis> ime?
[17:52:35] <SirFinkus> character converter for non-latin based languages, japanese, chinese, korean etc
[17:53:02] <Gravis> unlikely, my machine/client accepts unicode
[17:53:21] <Gravis> linux/qt ftw!
[17:53:32] <SirFinkus> yeah, but sometimes the IME can switch on and off based on the application rather than globally depending on how things are set up
[17:53:42] <SirFinkus> and sometimes characters won't appear until you hit the convert key
[17:54:06] <Gravis> SirFinkus: sounds like an application.
[17:54:13] <Gravis> no such applications are installed
[17:54:45] <SirFinkus> they probably are unless you specifically removed them
[17:54:50] <SirFinkus> or used a very stripped down version
[17:54:59] <SirFinkus> running debian?
[17:55:03] <Gravis> yep
[17:56:08] <SirFinkus> might be a red herring, but do you notice any new tray icons? Usually IME stuff will be an asian character or it'll look like a key on the keyboard, or just a letter
[17:56:21] <Gravis> nope
[17:56:32] <Gravis> dont use gnome or kde
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[17:58:38] <SirFinkus> idk then, maybe see if you have any of these running, SCIM and IBus are the most comment I think https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:58:38] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: List of input methods for Unix platforms
[17:59:11] <SirFinkus> if those aren't running, it probably isn't an IME issue as they're the defaults for most distros iirc
[17:59:49] <Gravis> SirFinkus: they aren't installed
[18:00:03] <SirFinkus> something different I guess
[18:00:06] * SirFinkus shrugs
[18:00:17] <Gravis> yeah... a busted keyboard!
[18:01:13] <Gravis> SirFinkus: I'S KEBOARD! :P
[18:01:22] <Gravis> or in lower case, "it's my keyboard"
[18:01:31] <SirFinkus> sounds like it
[18:02:33] <Gravis> though wait... CAPS LOCK HAS A PURPOSE NOW. :p
[18:02:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Unauthorized Code" in Juniper Firewalls Decrypts Encrypted VPN Traffic - http://sylnt.us - well-looky-here
[18:02:48] <Gravis> but that's just rude
[18:16:39] <Gravis> hmm... was checking out the info on the back of the keyboard and accidently gave it a good whack on the desk. seems to be working again... for now. <_<;
[18:17:14] <SirFinkus> percussive maintenance
[18:18:21] <Gravis> this of course implies it's a mechanical issue
[18:19:56] <Gravis> maybe a loose connection
[18:20:31] <Gravis> i've been interested in making my own keyboard driver. seems like fun.
[18:30:08] <Gravis> i think digikey's "Connectivity" selection system is actually a secret plot to drive people insane
[18:32:27] <Gravis> it takes like 5 minutes to specificy you just want an MCU that supports USB
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[20:36:37] <Gravis> keyboard issues have returned: warranty claim filed!
[20:37:16] <Gravis> only had this keyboard ~18 months so it should be covered. :)
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[20:57:17] <Gravis> points me! https://soylentnews.org
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[22:10:27] <crutchy> ~weather
[22:10:28] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 38°C, sunny, wind N at 27 km/h, humidity 20% - Sunday scattered showers (13°C:41°C), Monday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (13°C:26°C), Wednesday scattered showers (14°C:28°C)
[22:10:58] <crutchy> shit. its only 9am :(
[22:29:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Hell
[22:29:09] <exec> 10Washington, DC, USA - currently 40°F / 4°C, clear, wind NW at 11 mph, humidity 39% - Saturday clear (28°F:44°F / -2°C:7°C), Sunday mostly sunny (35°F:47°F / 2°C:8°C), Monday cloudy (48°F:55°F / 9°C:13°C), Tuesday scattered showers (51°F:59°F / 11°C:15°C)
[22:29:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Hell, MI
[22:29:21] <exec> 10Hell, MI, USA - currently 27°F / -3°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 15 mph, humidity 67% - Saturday partly cloudy (22°F:28°F / -6°C:-2°C), Sunday partly cloudy (35°F:42°F / 2°C:6°C), Monday rain (37°F:45°F / 3°C:7°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (37°F:43°F / 3°C:6°C)
[22:29:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Intercourse, PA
[22:29:38] <exec> 10Intercourse, PA, USA - currently 36°F / 2°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 17 mph, humidity 47% - Saturday partly cloudy (26°F:38°F / -3°C:3°C), Sunday sunny (32°F:42°F / 0°C:6°C), Monday cloudy (44°F:49°F / 7°C:9°C), Tuesday scattered showers (48°F:57°F / 9°C:14°C)
[22:30:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> Hell has frozen, and Intercourse is frigid.
[22:40:07] <crutchy> hell has moved to australia today
[22:40:10] <crutchy> ~weather
[22:40:11] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 37°C, sunny, wind NW at 14 km/h, humidity 18% - Sunday scattered showers (13°C:41°C), Monday partly cloudy (9°C:23°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (13°C:26°C), Wednesday scattered showers (14°C:28°C)
[22:40:17] <crutchy> ~time
[22:40:18] <exec> Sunday, 20 December 2015 @ 9:40 am GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[22:42:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> at least you bastards get low humidity
[22:42:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather St Petersburg, FL
[22:42:46] <exec> 10St Petersburg, FL, USA - currently 62°F / 17°C, clear, wind E at 18 mph, humidity 64% - Saturday clear with periodic clouds (53°F:63°F / 12°C:17°C), Sunday mostly sunny (63°F:73°F / 17°C:23°C), Monday partly cloudy (69°F:80°F / 21°C:27°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (71°F:78°F / 22°C:26°C)
[22:43:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> and that's *incredibly* low humidity for around here. Most of the year, it stays at or above 90%.
[22:43:33] <crutchy> AndyTheAbsurd, true. i cant do muggy
[22:43:43] <crutchy> though low humidity often comes with fire
[22:44:33] <crutchy> theres already fires in a few places. todays just gunna make them worse and create new ones
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