#Soylent | Logs for 2015-12-16

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[00:20:23] <mrcoolbp> Hey Arti
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[00:57:09] <takyon> test
[01:22:20] <chromas> ical
[01:22:31] <chromas> file format
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[02:36:11] <mrcoolbp> https://www.youtube.com
[02:36:11] <NetCraft> ^ 03Richard Feynman - Fun to Imagine - YouTube
[02:51:36] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[03:11:36] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[03:24:30] <cmn32480> ~weather
[03:24:31] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 49°F / 9°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 60% - Tuesday clear (42°F:61°F / 6°C:16°C), Wednesday sunny (46°F:53°F / 8°C:12°C), Thursday rain (46°F:54°F / 8°C:12°C), Friday partly cloudy (32°F:47°F / 0°C:8°C)
[03:49:24] <Bytram> !uid
[03:49:24] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5996, owned by myst3k
[03:49:38] <mrcoolbp> damn, nearing 6k
[03:49:39] <Bytram> looks like we will break 6000 before year-end
[03:49:45] <Bytram> ninja!
[03:49:49] <mrcoolbp> haha
[03:50:15] <mrcoolbp> let's reg 3 accounts so I can reg nick 6000 UID 6000
[03:54:53] <Bytram> what's the command to get a nick from a UID here?
[03:55:04] <Bytram> I thnk crtchy put something in exec
[03:55:14] <Bytram> uses the API
[03:55:16] <mrcoolbp> yeah I ALWAYS forget that one
[03:55:20] <mrcoolbp> hang on I think I saved it
[03:55:44] <mrcoolbp> ~api name [UID#]
[03:55:46] <exec> sylnt.us/api
[03:55:53] <mrcoolbp> ~api name 42
[03:55:54] <exec> sylnt.us/api
[03:55:58] <mrcoolbp> damnnit
[03:56:04] <mrcoolbp> I suck at syntax
[03:56:09] <cmn32480> ~api
[03:56:11] <exec> sylnt.us/api
[03:56:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why the Best Mars Colonists Could Come from Places Like Iran and Brazil - http://sylnt.us - glowing-recommendations
[03:57:06] <cmn32480> ~api get_nick 42
[03:57:07] <exec> sylnt.us/api
[03:57:13] <mrcoolbp> lol
[03:57:14] <cmn32480> bastard
[03:57:42] <mrcoolbp> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:57:43] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: ApiDocs
[03:57:53] <cmn32480> I am already there
[03:57:57] <cmn32480> ~api
[03:57:59] <exec> sylnt.us/api
[03:58:03] <cmn32480> i know exec
[03:58:07] <cmn32480> don't be a dick
[03:58:12] <cmn32480> I'll unplug you!
[03:58:26] <mrcoolbp> hah
[03:58:30] <cmn32480> ~list
[03:58:30] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[03:58:31] <exec> systemctl ~ ~! ~activity ~addr ~api ~aur ~bitbucket-feed ~cat ~cd ~cid ~civ ~comments ~confucius ~convert ~count ~cowsay ~deb ~define ~define-add ~define-count ~define-delete ~define-sources ~devs ~eds ~exec-issue ~execfs ~feed-list ~filter ~first ~fortune ~funding ~g ~g'day ~g'night ~gday ~get ~github-feed ~github-list ~gnight ~google ~header ~header-login ~help ~isup ~jisho ~join ~karma ~last ~link ~links ~location ~log ~ls ~md ~mkdir ~moo ~nyse
[03:58:31] <exec> ~openthepodbaydoors ~part ~perl6 ~php ~queue ~quickpoll ~rainbow ~random ~rd ~rehash-issue ~remind ~rmdir ~scramble ~sed ~seen ~set ~shorten ~sizeof ~slashcode-find ~slashcode-issue ~sn-internal ~staff ~submit ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~tell ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~title ~trans ~translate ~translate-sl ~uid ~unset ~up ~verifier-nick ~vote ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~weather-old ~weather-prefs ~welcome ~wget ~wiki
[03:58:31] <exec> ~wiki-privmsg ~youtube ~yt ~yukiku
[03:58:34] <mrcoolbp> eek
[03:58:52] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[03:58:56] <mrcoolbp> lol
[03:59:00] <cmn32480> ~api get_nick uid=42
[03:59:01] <exec> sylnt.us/api
[03:59:13] <mrcoolbp> Bytram: try that as a URL
[03:59:27] <Bytram> I *DID*
[03:59:38] <mrcoolbp> https://soylentnews.org { "nick" : "youngatheart" }
[03:59:43] <cmn32480> I don't know the exact syntax for the ~api command
[03:59:48] <mrcoolbp> me either
[03:59:57] <cmn32480> chcking in exec's code
[03:59:57] <mrcoolbp> ~help api
[03:59:58] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[03:59:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03( https://soylentnews.org )
[04:00:05] * cmn32480 dives in
[04:00:08] <exec> help for "api" alias not found
[04:00:12] <cmn32480> what exactly are we looking for?
[04:00:21] <Bytram> given a UID, return the user's nick
[04:00:27] <mrcoolbp> ~help ~api
[04:00:29] <exec> 06 example 1: ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=18 /nick
[04:00:30] <exec> 06 example 2: ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=The Mighty Buzzard /uid
[04:00:34] <mrcoolbp> ooh
[04:00:45] <Bytram> ~api m
[04:00:48] <exec> sylnt.us/api
[04:00:51] <mrcoolbp> lol
[04:00:55] <Bytram> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=86 /nick
[04:00:59] <exec> 02sea
[04:01:07] <mrcoolbp> 6 ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=42 /nick
[04:01:14] <cmn32480> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=99
[04:01:17] <exec> 02{ "nick" : "Barbara Feldon" }
[04:01:18] <mrcoolbp> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=42 /nick
[04:01:22] <exec> 02youngatheart
[04:01:26] <mrcoolbp> I think we cracked it
[04:01:36] <Bytram> yes!
[04:01:37] <cmn32480> oh we're cracked all right
[04:01:40] <Bytram> lol
[04:01:44] <mrcoolbp> lol
[04:01:55] <mrcoolbp> ~uid
[04:01:56] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5996, owned by myst3k
[04:02:02] <Bytram> so, UID 86 == "Barbara Feldon"
[04:02:08] <cmn32480> no
[04:02:08] <mrcoolbp> aye
[04:02:09] <Bytram> that is just SO funny!
[04:02:12] <cmn32480> 99
[04:02:18] <cmn32480> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=99
[04:02:20] <Bytram> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=99 /nick
[04:02:21] <exec> 02{ "nick" : "Barbara Feldon" }
[04:02:24] <exec> 02Barbara Feldon
[04:02:34] <Bytram> is wrong
[04:02:36] <cmn32480> she probably tripped.
[04:02:39] <cmn32480> don't be mean!
[04:02:51] <Bytram> oh, wait
[04:03:09] <cmn32480> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=443 /nick
[04:03:10] <exec> 02cmn32480
[04:03:20] <cmn32480> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=456 /nick
[04:03:22] <exec> 02ppportable
[04:03:23] <Bytram> 86 == sea; 99 == Barbara Feldon
[04:03:24] <mrcoolbp> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=4500 /nick
[04:03:26] <exec> 02fourtyfivehundred
[04:03:30] <Bytram> =)
[04:03:35] <mrcoolbp> = P
[04:03:59] <Bytram> I wrote some code that periodically goes and downloads the latest generally visible info on each new UID
[04:04:35] <mrcoolbp> neato
[04:05:24] <cmn32480> ~api m=story op=latest
[04:05:26] <exec> 02[ { "stoid" : "351569", "title" : "Why the Best Mars Colonists Could Come from Places Like Iran and Brazil", "commentcount" : "2", "sid" : "15/12/15/2153243", "body_length" : 2674, "introtext" : "<p class=\"byline\"> <a href=\"//soylentnews.org/~Phoenix666/\">Phoenix666</a> writes:</p><blockquote><div><p>On Monday, <a href=\"https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/423817000\">NASA officially opened an application window</a> for the <a href=\"http:/
[04:06:07] <cmn32480> ~api m=story op=pending
[04:06:08] <exec> 02{ "pending_stories" : [ { "primaryskid" : "1", "submitter" : "1068", "title" : "LHC Sees Hint of Boson Heavier Than Higgs", "time" : "12/16 10:28" }, { "submitter" : "552", "primaryskid" : "1", "title" : "The High-Stakes Race to Rid the World of Human Drivers", "time" : "12/16 08:44" }, { "time" : "12/16 07:02", "primaryskid" : "1", "submitter" : "881", "title" : "Yelp Shares Fall 9% as Facebook Tests Review Service" }, { "time" : "12/16 05:17", "titl
[04:06:17] <Bytram> it uses the API and saves the results to a file
[04:06:29] <Bytram> I run that for each UID
[04:06:31] <cmn32480> sure... but this is far more annoyign!
[04:06:36] <mrcoolbp> hah!
[04:06:42] <Bytram> then I extract the UID, nick, and join date into a separate file
[04:06:55] <mrcoolbp> how long have you been running this?
[04:07:16] <Bytram> 00000001 1970-01-01 00:00:00 "Anonymous Coward"
[04:07:16] <Bytram> 00000002 2014-02-12 06:00:06 "NCommander"
[04:07:16] <Bytram> 00000003 2014-02-12 06:03:58 "robind"
[04:07:16] <Bytram> 00000004 2014-02-12 06:26:46 "Preston"
[04:07:16] <Bytram> 00000005 2014-02-12 06:27:17 "ModernGeek"
[04:07:16] <Bytram> 00000006 2014-02-12 06:31:47 "mcasadevall"
[04:07:20] <Bytram> 00000007 2014-02-12 06:51:12 "mechanicjay"
[04:07:21] <Bytram> 00000008 2014-02-12 07:16:11 "Maow"
[04:07:23] <Bytram> 00000009 2014-02-12 12:41:10 "zford"
[04:07:25] <Bytram> 00000010 2014-02-12 17:37:02 "hybristic"
[04:07:28] <Bytram> oh, a "while"
[04:07:30] <Bytram> =)
[04:07:37] <mrcoolbp> 1970 hahaha
[04:07:45] <mrcoolbp> damn bro
[04:08:00] * Bytram hums 'In the Beginning' by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
[04:08:03] <Bytram> oops.
[04:08:09] <Bytram> FROM the beginnign
[04:08:15] <Bytram> bah
[04:08:16] * mrcoolbp wonders what happened to some of the ofiginal crew, I never even really knew some of them outside a few emails
[04:08:25] <Bytram> I'm starting to learn how to typo like cmn32480
[04:08:33] <Bytram> yeah.
[04:08:35] <Bytram> same here
[04:08:49] <mrcoolbp> robin and zford were huge in the first 2 months
[04:09:02] <Bytram> yes, they did lots for the system infrastructure
[04:09:25] <mrcoolbp> I still have everyone's personal emails too, would just feel weird emailing them...
[04:09:51] * Bytram misses mattie_p
[04:09:53] <mrcoolbp> I was tasked by barrabaras to collect such things as we were so disorganized
[04:09:57] <mrcoolbp> oh man mattiep
[04:10:00] <mrcoolbp> = (
[04:10:04] * mrcoolbp cries a bit
[04:10:05] <Bytram> yeah.
[04:12:06] <takyon> watched the debate
[04:12:18] <takyon> all i cared about is what I put in my journal
[04:13:09] <cmn32480> the original staff was a hard working bunch
[04:13:34] <mrcoolbp> Some of them still are
[04:13:46] <mrcoolbp> me? Now I'm lazy apparently = P
[04:14:08] <cmn32480> and most are MIA, I think
[04:14:13] <mrcoolbp> tru
[04:14:21] <cmn32480> not lazy... just busy on the back end
[04:16:02] <mrcoolbp> exhausted mostly, yeah
[04:16:38] <cmn32480> long hours take their toll man
[04:17:24] * Bytram like toll house cookies
[04:19:41] <cmn32480> J just made a bunch of homemade
[04:21:06] <mrcoolbp> yeah fuck these hours man
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[05:28:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your Cells Make Bubbles that are 'Exciting But Scary’ - http://sylnt.us - scrubbing-bubbles?
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[06:08:19] <Bytram|away> time for me to examine the inside of my eyelids.
[06:08:30] <Bytram|away> have a good 'night' everyone!
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[08:24:44] <crutchy> admit it. which of you has wanted to do this to a hp printer? https://youtu.be
[08:24:46] <NetCraft> ^ 03HP Printer vs. Anvil - WIRED's Battle Damage - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[08:26:27] <crutchy> nooooooo! this one is just tragic: https://youtu.be
[08:26:29] <NetCraft> ^ 03Giant Star Wars LEGO Super Star Destroyer Shattered at 1000 fps | Battle Damage - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[08:41:02] <chromas> "Kids in africa could have eaten that anvil!"
[08:47:49] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[08:47:51] <NetCraft> ^ 03Creationist Cat Watches Saving Christmas! - YouTube
[09:00:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ashley Madison Blackmailers Try Again With Snail Mail - http://sylnt.us - cheaters-never-prosper
[09:34:30] <chromas> I bet that department doesn't get a lot of visitors
[09:55:57] <SirFinkus> holy shit the republican debate, it hasn't even started yet and I'm terrified
[10:00:16] <crutchy> dun even know why you bother watching that trash
[10:00:26] <crutchy> i guess its no worse than other trash on tv :/
[10:04:41] <SirFinkus> I want to know the moment where we go down the first big hill on the coaster
[10:04:55] <SirFinkus> aside: wolf blitzer is a badass name
[10:05:31] <crutchy> not quite as good as max power though
[10:05:45] <SirFinkus> dick army was pretty good too
[10:06:10] <SirFinkus> dick masterson
[10:09:24] <SirFinkus> "Our freedom is under attack" FROM YOU DUMB FUCK
[10:09:33] <SirFinkus> AND YOUR BROTHER
[10:10:20] <SirFinkus> "it's really amazing to be back in las vegas, I grew up here for 6 years as a child" why is that amazing?
[10:10:55] <chromas> is that on now?
[10:11:03] <chromas> seems like it'd be good to watch it later so you can speed it up
[10:11:03] <crutchy> its amazing that he didn't get beat the fuck up
[10:11:17] <SirFinkus> no, it happened yesterday
[10:11:34] <chromas> oh, you're watching on dvr or youtube or something?
[10:12:24] <SirFinkus> well, I torrented it
[10:12:55] <chromas> that's not even illegal; what's the point?
[10:13:10] <SirFinkus> it was fast
[10:13:20] <crutchy> torrenting a republican debate!? wtf is wrong with you man?
[10:13:28] <chromas> Is it available in 4k?
[10:13:45] <crutchy> s/republican/republican or democrat/
[10:13:45] <sedctl> <crutchy> torrenting a republican or democrat debate!? wtf is wrong with you man?
[10:13:53] <SirFinkus> "congress should declare war on isis" well at least carson admits that executive power has limits
[10:13:57] <chromas> You know they're lying; you can tell how good they are at it by watching for lack of sweat
[10:13:59] <SirFinkus> I'm really trying to find good things to say
[10:14:08] <crutchy> about isis?
[10:14:09] <chromas> Sure you are
[10:14:29] <crutchy> isis should become a third party
[10:14:32] <SirFinkus> no, the canidates
[10:14:45] <chromas> SirFinkus just likes to watch tragedies. It's just like the apple thing with the stylus apple users mocked before :)
[10:14:49] <crutchy> compared to the other shit on offer, they might actually win
[10:15:12] <SirFinkus> ok trump, how are you going to keep me safe?
[10:15:35] <crutchy> he's gunna make so you depressed that you will hide in your moms basement forever
[10:15:47] <chromas> ~last message=combover channel=#rantradio
[10:15:49] <exec> 03[2015-12-09 12:53:2] #rantradio <Juxter> WITH A COMBOVER THAT EPIC HE COULD COMBOVER THE DEFICIT
[10:15:50] <crutchy> then when the nukes drop you're already where you need to be :)
[10:16:04] <SirFinkus> damn, I almost forgot about the wall
[10:16:15] <SirFinkus> war on isis flag phone backgrounds
[10:17:05] <SirFinkus> "why does bush call trump unhinged for banning non-american muslims from entering the us"
[10:17:09] <SirFinkus> that's actually a question
[10:17:22] <SirFinkus> that's where the debate is right now
[10:18:37] <chromas> Sounds like it needs a silhouette of some guys riffing on it
[10:19:06] <chromas> Mystery Political Debate 3,000
[10:19:14] <SirFinkus> "banning muslims is unconstitutional, but a washington post poll..."
[10:19:16] <chromas> s/Debate/Theater/
[10:19:16] <sedctl> <chromas> Mystery Political Theater 3,000
[10:19:23] <SirFinkus> isn't that kind of the point of the bill of rights?
[10:19:40] <chromas> it's just toilet paper
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[10:20:03] <chromas> it–it doesn't fit the bill
[10:21:27] <SirFinkus> "obama goes after the constitutional rights of american citizens instead of addressing radical islam"
[10:22:05] * SirFinkus waits patiently for all of them except paul to endorse spying, torture, and extrajudicial killings
[10:23:31] <SirFinkus> lol that was quick, patriot act doesn't go far enough
[10:24:34] <chromas> we need the super patriot pact
[10:25:52] <SirFinkus> "what steps would you take to ensure fear does not paralyze americans"
[10:25:58] <SirFinkus> they aren't SCARED ENOUGH
[10:26:25] <SirFinkus> troops on the ground
[10:27:01] <SirFinkus> oh lord, lets ally ourselves with saudi arabia and egypt, those beacons of democracy
[10:27:09] <SirFinkus> what could possibly go wrong?
[10:27:47] <SirFinkus> encryption backdoors
[10:30:52] <SirFinkus> rousing applause for metadata collection
[10:31:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Man Arrested Over Hack of Toy Maker - http://sylnt.us - he's-all-toy'd-up
[10:32:47] <chromas> Toys are supposed to take the back door, not have one
[10:35:43] <SirFinkus> "stopped 4 dicks from being attacked"
[10:35:47] * SirFinkus does a double take
[10:36:08] <chromas> 4 does seem like an underwhelming number of dicks
[10:36:16] <SirFinkus> I just can't anymore
[10:36:33] <chromas> Just take a drink every time they say something stupid
[10:36:44] <chromas> or when they say something not stupid, if you don't want to die
[10:36:45] <SirFinkus> I'd be smashed already
[10:37:02] <chromas> I guess you're already doing that last one
[10:37:15] <SirFinkus> dying might be a good option at this point
[11:45:22] <Subsentient> .
[11:58:11] <SirFinkus> [03:57:50] <NerdRPG> SirFinkus did 'emerge -u world' in their gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:28:39 from level 73.
[11:58:15] <SirFinkus> wow, that's optimistic
[12:14:47] <SirFinkus> https://cock.li
[12:14:48] <NetCraft> ^ 03Index of /transparency/2015-12-15-subpoena/
[12:20:53] <SirFinkus> does a pretty good job, takes balls to do that
[12:26:00] <SirFinkus> I wonder what the site policy is when it comes to things like this https://soylentnews.org
[12:26:01] <NetCraft> ^ 03Journal of endurancerobot (5982)
[12:33:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yelp Shares Fall 9% as Facebook Tests Review Service - http://sylnt.us - may-the-best-product-win
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[13:00:23] <chromas> SirFinkus: did you see the warrant canary on that site?
[13:00:30] <chromas> https://cock.li
[13:00:31] <SirFinkus> yeah lol
[13:01:59] <SirFinkus> this guy really needs a lawyer
[13:02:09] <SirFinkus> calling the cops and asking them the law is probably a bad approach
[13:02:43] <chromas> Maybe he has one, but uses it the right way
[13:02:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's a good approach if your goal is "don't get arrested"; but it's a bad approach if your goal is "be able to win in court even if you *do* get arrested".
[13:03:07] <chromas> instead of "can I do this?", it's "well, this happened; what now?"
[13:03:47] <SirFinkus> nothing wrong with asking a lawyer about any legal document you get
[13:04:03] <SirFinkus> and if you're running an email service, you should probably have a lawyer
[13:06:06] <SirFinkus> I don't even know if he legally needs to do anything in this case, since I don't see the signature of a judge
[13:06:13] <SirFinkus> but I'm not a lawyer
[13:06:43] <SirFinkus> suopenas are different than warrants
[13:09:21] <chromas> well he's received several subpoenas, and he's still going
[13:09:33] <chromas> Maybe they just don't know they're listed
[13:10:01] <SirFinkus> they do
[13:10:05] <SirFinkus> he tells them
[13:10:13] <SirFinkus> listen to the phone calls
[13:10:28] <chromas> oh yeah; I haven't clicked those yet
[13:10:45] <SirFinkus> now, as far as NSLs go, who knows
[13:39:58] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[13:39:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03At least 10 major loyalty card schemes compromised in industry-wide scam • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[13:48:31] <Bytram> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[13:48:31] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03'Devastating' flaw found in Windows' authentication system • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[14:04:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The High-Stakes Race to Rid the World of Human Drivers - http://sylnt.us - who's-gonna-drive-miss-daisy?
[14:11:53] <chromas> Hoke Colbot 4000
[14:12:25] * cmn32480 wonders what happened to TheMightyBuzzard....
[14:12:35] <SirFinkus> the fish won
[14:13:08] <cmn32480> on a scale of 1-10 how bad did he lose?
[14:13:19] <SirFinkus> well, he isn't here, so probably a lot
[14:13:22] <cmn32480> or are you just telling me tails?
[14:13:38] <cmn32480> is the battle fin-ished?
[14:13:51] <paulej72> bubbles
[14:13:56] <chromas> these puns are off the hook
[14:14:07] <cmn32480> that gives me the gillies
[14:14:15] <cmn32480> glad you took the bait
[14:14:28] <cmn32480> no way you are gonna worm your way out of it either
[14:14:41] <chromas> You're a master at it
[14:14:48] <SirFinkus> sorry, I feel a bit like a fish out of water
[14:14:56] * chromas ruined it
[14:15:01] <chromas> It was master bait
[14:15:02] <cmn32480> I know.. I'm a real bass-tard when it comes ot puns
[14:15:15] <cmn32480> but it makes me feel crappie
[14:15:16] <SirFinkus> well now you're just trolling
[14:15:28] <cmn32480> oh pole-ease
[14:15:38] <SirFinkus> fishing for compliments?
[14:16:09] <cmn32480> at least we have a cast of thousands participating
[14:16:33] * chromas reels in laughter
[14:16:56] <cmn32480> this is getting rod-iculous
[14:17:30] <cmn32480> there is a certain lure to the puns though
[14:17:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> man, you people are really shark at this pun game.
[14:18:27] * SirFinkus prefers go fish
[14:18:34] <chromas> whale, what'd you expect?
[14:18:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm not even trying to compete, I'm just trolling.
[14:18:38] <cmn32480> all it takes is patience AndyTheAbsurd, eventually you get a bite
[14:18:49] <SirFinkus> I already made the trolling one
[14:18:51] <SirFinkus> LAME
[14:18:58] <chromas> it took awhile to sink in
[14:19:14] <cmn32480> I think we might be boater off dead
[14:19:14] <SirFinkus> I've had enough of this fish schtick
[14:20:12] <cmn32480> my tank is empty
[14:20:41] <chromas> fish
[14:20:48] <SirFinkus> it's gotta end schooner or later
[14:22:42] <cmn32480> <groan>
[14:22:52] <cmn32480> SirFinkus wins!
[14:23:00] <SirFinkus> I'm very proud of my fish schtick one
[14:23:14] <cmn32480> that and the schooner one
[14:23:17] <cmn32480> were excellent
[14:24:29] <chromas> That's the spear it
[14:24:43] <SirFinkus> lame
[14:25:43] <SirFinkus> carpe diem
[14:25:59] <chromas> Yeah, it really flopped
[14:26:10] <SirFinkus> and he's back in the game
[14:26:30] <chromas> Additional fish pun
[14:26:31] <cmn32480> water we gonna do about this???
[14:27:23] <SirFinkus> sometimes it feels like we're swimming upstream...
[14:27:46] * chromas tows the line
[14:27:52] <cmn32480> that's certainly salmon to think about
[14:28:02] * SirFinkus groans
[14:28:11] * cmn32480 cheers
[14:28:36] <SirFinkus> you're just gillding the lily now
[14:28:50] <chromas> Dolphinitely making waves here
[14:28:56] <SirFinkus> and I think I'm finished
[14:29:15] <cmn32480> it has my seal of approval
[14:29:35] <cmn32480> ell think about stopping when I run out
[14:29:45] <cmn32480> s/ell/eel/
[14:29:45] <sedctl> <cmn32480> eel think about stopping when I run out
[14:29:56] <chromas> Sounds like a croc
[14:30:48] * SirFinkus calls for an embargeo
[14:31:12] * AndyTheAbsurd gives SirFinkus a cichlid
[14:31:23] * AndyTheAbsurd gives chromas a saithe
[14:31:29] * AndyTheAbsurd gives cmn32480 a rockfish
[14:31:37] <SirFinkus> oh, now we're looking up fish names?
[14:31:40] * AndyTheAbsurd gives paulej72 a spanish mackerel
[14:31:57] * NetCraft barges in
[14:31:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wrote an irssi script a while back that gives out random types of fish
[14:32:01] <cmn32480> it's good we got this whole grouper together for this
[14:32:15] <SirFinkus> I think I'm going to be the sole survivor
[14:32:16] * AndyTheAbsurd slaps NetCraft around with a large trout
[14:32:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> I used Wikipedia's list of kosher fish
[14:32:34] * AndyTheAbsurd gives NetCraft a pollock
[14:33:23] * NetCraft slips away
[14:34:56] <SirFinkus> I'm schooling all of you
[14:35:39] * chromas paddles SirFinkus
[14:36:05] * AndyTheAbsurd gives chromas tostadas
[14:36:33] <chromas> Oar eely?
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[14:37:19] <cmn32480> net if I can help it sirfinkus!
[14:37:57] <cmn32480> whatever we are trying to find wiht this conversation will tunap
[14:39:09] <chromas> Large scale fishery here
[14:39:23] <cmn32480> is tarted this whole mess with scale
[14:39:34] <SirFinkus> I thought you could only communicate with flashes, one for yes, two for no
[14:39:36] <SirFinkus> think about it...
[14:40:03] <cmn32480> eye don't think so
[14:40:33] <SirFinkus> christopher PIKE
[14:40:49] <cmn32480> meh
[14:40:53] <cmn32480> Talous 4
[14:40:57] <cmn32480> got it
[14:40:58] <SirFinkus>
[14:42:13] <cmn32480> dear God... updateing a barnd new install of Wondows XP SUCKS
[14:42:30] <SirFinkus> yeah, that's an all day job
[14:42:49] <SirFinkus> I hope you at least have some service packs installed
[14:43:16] <nick> and it'll update itself all the way to windows10 :p
[14:43:23] <cmn32480> Started w/ SP3
[14:43:34] <cmn32480> and IE 6
[14:43:38] <SirFinkus> well, could be worse
[14:44:14] <cmn32480> Soylent doesn't work w/ IE6
[14:44:22] <cmn32480> the encryption is too good
[14:44:22] <SirFinkus> good
[14:44:55] <fliptop> can anyone tell me if $ spent on swag goes into the stretch fund?
[14:45:53] <nick> fliptop i believe it would
[14:46:16] <cmn32480> any $$ received at this poin in the year goes to the strecth fund
[14:46:20] <fliptop> good, i p/u'd a couple things for my daughters this week.
[14:46:31] <SirFinkus> what about sexual favors?
[14:46:32] <cmn32480> as the "primary goal" for the second half of the year was reached.
[14:46:40] <SirFinkus> do those go into the stretch fund too?
[14:46:42] <fliptop> thanks.
[14:47:01] <fliptop> i couldn't find the hoodies, though.
[14:47:02] <cmn32480> if you wait until January 1, it goes toward the promary
[14:47:59] * cmn32480 thinks about when he was last in the swag shop
[14:48:38] <fliptop> btw, sorry i've been absent, been in the woods a lot the past 6 weeks...
[14:49:19] <cmn32480> send venison as payment
[14:49:27] <cmn32480> and all is forgiven
[14:49:35] <fliptop> there's no "jerky" option on paypal
[14:49:47] <cmn32480> plenty of jerky around this joint!
[14:49:53] <fliptop> heh
[14:50:09] <cmn32480> get any antlers?
[14:50:17] <fliptop> my freezer is full, i also p/u a side of grass-fed beef
[14:50:26] <cmn32480> nice
[14:50:47] * cmn32480 wonders how far away fliptop's freezer is....
[14:50:47] <fliptop> no, i took a doe. none of the bucks i saw were big enough (4-pointers and spikes) so i let them go
[14:51:08] <fliptop> from me, not very
[14:51:11] <SirFinkus> you're really bucking the trend
[14:51:16] <SirFinkus> it's very endeering
[14:51:20] <cmn32480> oh deer... here we go again
[14:51:31] <SirFinkus> it's all good doe
[14:51:33] <fliptop> back to the puns again? i should go fishing today
[14:51:36] <SirFinkus> even if we are stuck in a rut
[14:51:43] <cmn32480> we spent 20 minutes on fish puns
[14:52:04] <fliptop> i read the logs - sometimes it's better than listening to standup
[14:52:22] <SirFinkus> you listen to some shitty standups
[14:52:29] <cmn32480> lol
[14:52:52] <SirFinkus> probably up there like a deer in headlights
[14:56:21] <cmn32480> http://www.zazzle.com
[14:56:23] <NetCraft> ^ 03SoylentNews Women's half-sleeve T Shirts | Zazzle
[14:56:49] * cmn32480 wonders if the model comes with the shirt.. I need somebody to make me a sammich
[14:56:51] <fliptop> i saw those, but both my daughters live in cold-weather climates so i thought a hoodie would be a better choice
[14:57:13] <cmn32480> I don't see any hoodies
[14:57:25] <fliptop> neither did i
[14:59:47] <SirFinkus> so
[15:00:00] <SirFinkus> wrong window
[15:07:29] <Gravis> and this is how it begins and ends: http://www.technologyreview.com
[15:07:29] <NetCraft> ^ 03China Aims to Retool Its Manufacturing Industry with Robots | MIT Technology Review
[15:07:57] <SirFinkus> no, this is how it ends http://coderswithoutclothes.org
[15:07:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03Coders Without Clothes
[15:08:01] <SirFinkus> how terrifying
[15:09:05] <fliptop> ewwww
[15:12:15] <cmn32480> it could be extremely terrifying
[15:12:26] <cmn32480> any women coders in it? or si it all guys?
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[15:20:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, nothin interestin.
[15:21:18] <SirFinkus> morning TheMightyBuzzard
[15:21:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[15:21:56] <SirFinkus> I was curious about this, and what the policy is for these types of posts https://soylentnews.org
[15:21:56] <NetCraft> ^* 03Journal of endurancerobot (5982)
[15:22:10] <SirFinkus> it might need clarifying, although this guy doesn't seem to really be disrupting anything
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[15:22:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[15:22:51] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[15:23:40] <SirFinkus> it seems like all of his posts are kind of like that, trying to hustle up his company I guess
[15:23:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, not been handy cause i'm gettin ready to pack up and head to OK for christmas. headin out friday.
[15:24:05] <cmn32480> OTP back in a sec
[15:24:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, we don't really have a policy on journals except don't post illegal stuff.
[15:24:58] <SirFinkus> fair nuff, I was just curious
[15:25:14] * SirFinkus spins up his soylent SEO botnet
[15:31:02] <cmn32480> sorry
[15:31:07] <cmn32480> silly customer wanted my attention
[15:31:42] <cmn32480> welcome home buzzard
[15:32:09] <cmn32480> we thought maybe you had faded inot the sunset
[15:32:25] <SirFinkus> pulled an xlefay
[15:33:11] <cmn32480> or perhaps Perl had gotten the better of him
[15:39:44] <cmn32480> basically SirFinkus. a "see you tomorrow" and never heard from again
[15:41:24] <cmn32480> ~last xlefay
[15:41:26] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[15:41:26] <exec>  http://chromas.0x.no
[15:41:58] <cmn32480> ~last nick=xlefay
[15:42:01] <exec> 03[2014-09-02 08:16:2] #Soylent <xlefay> I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[15:42:14] <SirFinkus> "later"
[15:44:15] <cmn32480> ~last nik=janrinok
[15:44:21] <exec> 03[2015-12-16 15:42:1] #Soylent <SirFinkus> "later"
[15:44:22] <cmn32480> ~last nick=janrinok
[15:44:26] <exec> 03[2015-11-26 18:41:1] #Soylent <janrinok> Happy Thanksgiving Day to all my US friends!
[16:06:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LHC Sees Hint of Boson Heavier Than Higgs - http://sylnt.us - don't-call-boson-fat
[16:09:29] <Bytram> http://www.itworld.com
[16:09:32] <NetCraft> ^ 03Vulnerability in popular bootloader puts locked-down Linux computers at risk | ITworld ( http://www.itworld.com )
[16:45:04] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be
[16:45:05] <NetCraft> ^ 03Rand Paul Questions Neocons (All other Republicans) CNN Republican Debate - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[16:45:07] <SirFinkus> poor rand paul
[16:59:44] <nick> why?
[17:00:51] <SirFinkus> they're asking him a question and immediately stop mid question to go to donald trump
[17:01:04] <SirFinkus> gotta make the guy feel like shit
[17:01:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> The media loves Trump
[17:02:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> He's like a circus sideshow, a train wreck, and a copy of Triumph of the Will all rolled into one enormous blustering ego.
[17:07:16] <cmn32480> and all of that makes it VERY hard to look away
[17:07:28] <cmn32480> but he is also batshit crazy
[17:07:40] <SirFinkus> I don't think he's crazy
[17:07:47] <SirFinkus> he knows exactly what he's doing
[17:08:11] <cmn32480> building his brand so that even if he loses he is still a national force in politics?
[17:08:34] <SirFinkus> naw, he wants to win
[17:08:53] <SirFinkus> I don't think there's a "if he loses" in his plan
[17:09:10] <cmn32480> so does everybody else
[17:09:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah, but the rest of them aren't so full of themselves that they're 100% certain that they will win
[17:09:43] <SirFinkus> I suspect paul knows he doesn't have a chance and just wants to try and shape the debate
[17:09:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> Trump is 100% certain that Trump will win.
[17:10:40] <SirFinkus> I don't think it's even that
[17:10:51] <SirFinkus> he just isn't hedging his bets
[17:11:15] <cmn32480> I honestly thinik that most of the know they don't ahve a chance
[17:11:19] <cmn32480> Christie
[17:11:21] <cmn32480> Paul
[17:11:30] <SirFinkus> bush
[17:11:35] <cmn32480> The HP lady whose name I can't remember
[17:11:38] <cmn32480> Bush
[17:11:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: That's Carly Fiorina.
[17:11:50] <fliptop> fiorina
[17:11:52] <SirFinkus> I think rubio and cruz are the only real candidates other than trump
[17:11:53] <cmn32480> yeah her
[17:12:07] <cmn32480> with Carson on the outside
[17:12:17] <SirFinkus> that one guy that looks like a troll that nobody remembers
[17:12:25] <SirFinkus> he's like a hunchback
[17:12:39] <cmn32480> huckabee?
[17:12:40] <Bytram> "unsafe at any speed" author?
[17:12:56] <SirFinkus> no, I think he's from Iowa
[17:14:01] <SirFinkus> Kasich
[17:14:37] <SirFinkus> it's ohio
[17:15:34] <cmn32480> https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:15:35] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Republican Party presidential candidates, 2016
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[17:16:13] <SirFinkus> but he's a "who?"
[17:16:29] <Bytram> SirFinkus: yes, but horton can hear him
[17:16:32] <cmn32480> We need Jimmy McMillan
[17:16:46] <cmn32480> https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:16:46] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Jimmy McMillan
[17:16:47] * Bytram gives a friendly wave to mechanicjay
[17:16:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> Trump polling at 33.0%, Cruz at 16.1%, Rubio at 12.6%, Carson at 12.0%, everybody else less than 5%.
[17:16:56] <cmn32480> ok
[17:16:57] <mechanicjay> Hiya Bytram
[17:17:00] <cmn32480> so there are yoiur top four
[17:17:02] <SirFinkus> it's gonna be trump
[17:17:13] <Bytram> how's things?
[17:17:15] <cmn32480> https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:17:15] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Rent Is Too Damn High Party
[17:17:38] <SirFinkus> media loves him, and all the other candidates are focused on him
[17:17:49] <SirFinkus> basically reacting to whatever he says
[17:18:18] <cmn32480> he is the current 800lb gorilla
[17:18:29] <cmn32480> and he sucks up all the oxygen in the room
[17:18:40] <cmn32480> it is amazing
[17:18:41] * Bytram notes his connection is slower than frozen molasses trying to be pulled through a straw
[17:18:51] <SirFinkus> idk who wins the big one, but nobody seems particularly excited about the democrats
[17:19:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> the *media* isn't excited about the Democrats
[17:19:20] * cmn32480 wonders why bytram doesn't get a real phone, and tehter at realistic speeds
[17:19:31] <SirFinkus> but really, that's about all that matters
[17:19:49] * Bytram would very much rather NOT having Google or Apple watching my every move
[17:19:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> But that's because they can either pay attention to Hillary Clinton not really doing anything, or try to make Bernie Sanders fit their corporate masters' chosen narratives.
[17:20:09] * Bytram also enjoys having nearly NO ads displayed on my mobile at all
[17:20:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> Given those choices, they're doing the smartest possible thing: Ignoring both of them as much as possible.
[17:20:32] <SirFinkus> idk, never seen an ad on my iphone
[17:21:09] * Bytram notes it is much less expensive atm, otoh, in a couple months I will have paid off a loan and will have additional cash flow that I could apply to a 'real' internet connection, albeit TimeWarner :/
[17:21:28] <SirFinkus> aren't monopolies fun?
[17:22:11] * Bytram also has a telco central office literally a stone's throw away so could try DSL, but don't see the speeds I'd like, yet.
[17:22:47] <fliptop> cmn32480: McMillan - he would be an interesting candidate
[17:22:53] * Bytram adds that there is talk in town about installing gigabit to school and facilities and I'm a stone's throw in a couple other directions from a school and a firestation
[17:22:58] * cmn32480 wonders if bytram's phone is still analog
[17:23:09] <Bytram> idk
[17:23:35] <cmn32480> does it have a slot for 8-tracks?
[17:23:43] * Bytram is reminded of the 'good old' modem handshake sounds
[17:23:45] <Bytram> lol
[17:23:45] <cmn32480> have a bag that sits on the floor of the car?
[17:23:53] <Bytram> that would be me
[17:23:55] <Bytram> ;)
[17:24:08] <cmn32480> YOU have a slot for 8-tracks???
[17:24:10] <cmn32480> WOW
[17:24:14] <mechanicjay> Do you need some 8-tracks? I'll send you my entire collection...
[17:24:19] <mechanicjay> You pay postage.
[17:24:20] * cmn32480 does NOT want to know where it is
[17:25:06] <Bytram> bad attempt at a joke. nvm
[17:28:20] <Bytram> http://www.sciencedaily.com
[17:28:20] <NetCraft> ^ 03The eyes have it: Mutual gaze potentially a vital component in social interactions: Eye contact may be vital in establishing successful human connections -- ScienceDaily
[17:29:06] <SirFinkus> god dammit
[17:29:11] <SirFinkus> let the smoke out of my amp
[17:29:17] <SirFinkus> it was shitty anyway I guess
[17:29:33] * cmn32480 waits for the sprinkelers to go on
[17:31:57] <Bytram> SirFinkus: sorry to hear it... what kind of an amp was it? audio?
[17:32:21] <SirFinkus> guitar amp
[17:32:32] <Bytram> ouch!
[17:32:53] <Bytram> tube or solid state?
[17:33:05] <SirFinkus> solid state, it was a pos I got for free
[17:33:43] <Bytram> ahhh, now I get it.
[17:34:41] <Bytram> you don't always get what you pay for, but you almost never get what you did not pay for.
[17:35:08] <cmn32480> except that time at Home Depot
[17:35:24] <cmn32480> They didn't charge me for the second set of French doors
[17:35:38] <cmn32480> but I definetly got them
[17:35:48] <cmn32480> they are currently installed in my townhouse
[17:35:52] <Bytram> nice
[17:36:01] <cmn32480> I got what I didn't pay for!
[17:36:04] <Bytram> that's why I put 'almost never'
[17:36:19] <Bytram> was at a staples store.
[17:36:52] <Bytram> saw a sign on a 20-page crosscut shredder
[17:37:16] <Bytram> price was an exceptional deal (something like $50 -- should have been about $150)
[17:37:21] <Bytram> brought it up to the register
[17:37:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dawn Mission Team Reports First Results From Ceres - http://sylnt.us
[17:37:27] <Bytram> rang up at about $150
[17:37:37] <Bytram> I brought the cashier over to the sign
[17:37:41] <Bytram> she called the manager
[17:37:46] <Bytram> he came over
[17:37:58] <Bytram> saw the sign, moved it to another set of shredders, and said it was in the wrong place
[17:38:18] <cmn32480> doesn't matter. That'd be false advertising
[17:38:22] <Bytram> I said I'm sorry to hear that, but the sign WAS on THIS shredder
[17:38:35] <Bytram> long story short, hegave it to me at the signed price
[17:38:48] <cmn32480> as is leagally required
[17:38:56] <Bytram> nod nod
[17:39:08] <cmn32480> had the same thign happen when I was a kid buying a new mattress with my Mom.
[17:39:22] <cmn32480> got a very expensive mattress for lik $200
[17:39:22] <Bytram> he did hte right thing... I've been back to the store a few times since
[17:39:27] <mechanicjay> Yes, as I understand it, he legally needed to sell to you at the price. It's fine that it was wrong, he can fix it for the next guy.
[17:39:36] <Bytram> if he had NOT honored that price, I'd have told everyone I knew and prolly nevr gone back
[17:39:43] <Bytram> zactly
[17:43:13] <SirFinkus> I got a free copy of office because someone didn't try to upsell me when I bought a laptop
[17:44:04] <mechanicjay> lol, "please, never try to upsell me on anything every again"
[17:46:30] <Bytram> SirFinkus: I must need more coffee... can you please explain how THAT happened?
[17:47:16] <SirFinkus> "get a free copy of office if our sales guy doesn't ask you about office 365 when you purchase a new pc"
[17:47:21] <Bytram> speaking of which... brb
[17:47:23] <Bytram> coffee++
[17:47:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1977
[17:47:24] <Bytram> !uid
[17:47:25] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5996, owned by myst3k
[17:47:26] <SirFinkus> it was 1 year of office 365
[17:47:37] <Bytram> oh. THAT office. :/
[17:47:55] <Bytram> get all your docs in THEIR cloud and then rent access to them after that
[17:47:55] <SirFinkus> I don't think they even sell the real version any more
[17:48:01] <Bytram> nodnod
[17:48:09] <Bytram> afk biab
[17:48:14] <SirFinkus> it still was like $150 bucks worth of mediocre software
[17:48:18] <SirFinkus> so not bad really
[17:49:04] <SirFinkus> better than libre office
[17:49:06] <SirFinkus> or open office
[17:49:10] <SirFinkus> or whatever the fuck
[17:52:26] <SirFinkus> talking software quality wise, nothing "political"
[17:54:21] <Bytram> nod nod
[17:54:33] * Bytram hasn't used either of those in years
[17:54:46] <Bytram> hmmm
[17:55:24] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[17:55:25] <NetCraft> ^ 03DIY Solar Panel Assembly - YouTube
[17:55:26] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[17:55:31] <SirFinkus> 500 of those for $100?
[17:55:57] <Bytram> What to call it... "New World Symphony" OR "From the New World" OR "Symphony No. 9 in E minor"
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[17:56:15] * Bytram just D/L an MP4 from youtube that he converted to an MP3
[17:56:33] * Bytram chooses "From the New World"
[17:56:48] <SirFinkus> I hate classical music naming conventions
[17:59:17] <mechanicjay> It's like when you're trying to help "Bob" at work find a document on his network share: I named it "Presentation1" but I can't find it! And you find Presentation_1 presentation_not1 PRESENTATION2 old_Presentation1 NewPresentation1WithChantges.....
[17:59:53] <mechanicjay> then you delete them all and go for a cup of coffee
[17:59:53] <SirFinkus> well that's your fault for having shitty naming conventions
[17:59:57] <mechanicjay> speaking of which
[18:00:01] <mechanicjay> coffee++
[18:00:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1978
[18:01:22] * Bytram listens to: https://www.youtube.com
[18:01:24] <NetCraft> ^ 03Antonin Dvorak - New World Symphony (Full) - YouTube
[18:02:45] <SirFinkus> I just watched fantasia the other day, that shit would never get made these days
[18:03:24] <Bytram> what amazes me about music is to ponder "why did they choose to have THIS particular note/phrase/instrument at THIS particular place in the composition?"
[18:03:30] <Bytram> hwy not?
[18:03:35] <Bytram> *why
[18:03:42] * Bytram is learning cmn32480
[18:03:44] <SirFinkus> a billion things
[18:03:54] * Bytram is learning cmn32480's typing sklizs
[18:04:11] <SirFinkus> and you'd be surprised how much of it is math
[18:04:15] <cmn32480> I teach what I can
[18:04:27] <SirFinkus> composing music is almost like solving a puzzle sometimes
[18:04:45] <Bytram> IIRC, it was the first full-length animated motion picture... they chose classical works to backdrop the then-new animation
[18:04:59] <SirFinkus> no, snow white was the first iirc
[18:05:27] <SirFinkus> but it had naked ladies and stuff like this in it https://www.youtube.com
[18:05:28] * Bytram went years thinking that the music in Bugs Bunny's "The Barber of Seville" was music composed FOR the cartoon and not the other way around!
[18:05:29] <NetCraft> ^ 03Night On Bald Mountain - Fantasia (1941) (Theatrical Cut) - YouTube
[18:05:58] <SirFinkus> this was terrifying as a kid, but in a good way
[18:06:09] <SirFinkus> the faces flying into the screen
[18:06:19] <Bytram> DancingElephants++
[18:06:19] <Bender> karma - dancingelephants: 1
[18:09:05] <Bytram> http://disney.wikia.com
[18:09:06] <NetCraft> ^ 03Fantasia - Disney Wiki - Wikia
[18:09:19] <Bytram> "It's the third movie in the Disney Animated Canon."
[18:09:41] * SirFinkus was right about snow white
[18:09:46] <Bytram> http://disney.wikia.com
[18:09:47] <NetCraft> ^ 03Disney Animated Canon - Disney Wiki - Wikia
[18:10:08] <Bytram> Snow White, Pinocchio, Fantasia
[18:11:12] <Bytram> then: dumbo, bambi, and Saludos Amigos, The Caballeros, Make Mine Music, Fun and Fancy Free, etc.
[18:11:29] <SirFinkus> what was that one, song of the south?
[18:13:03] <Bytram> idk
[18:13:15] <Bytram> ~g "song of the south"
[18:13:17] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[18:13:27] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[18:13:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Song of the South
[18:13:33] <Bytram> joy.
[18:14:37] <Bytram> here's a summation:
[18:14:38] <Bytram> Song of the South is a 1946 American live-action/animated musical film produced by Walt Disney and released by RKO Radio Pictures, based on the Uncle Remus stories collected by Joel Chandler Harris. It was Disney's first feature film using live actors, who provide a sentimental frame story for several animated segments. The film depicts the character Uncle Remus, presumably a former slave, cheerfully relating to several children, including t
[18:14:39] <Bytram> the folk tales of the adventures of anthropomorphic Br'er Rabbit and his enemies, Br'er Fox and Br'er Bear. The film's song "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" won the 1947 Academy Award for Best Song, is frequently used as part of Disney's montage themes, and has become widely used in popular culture.
[18:15:08] <Bytram> ... it has never been officially released in its entirety on home video in the United States.
[18:15:29] <Bytram> released: November 12, 1946
[18:17:29] <SirFinkus> it exists though if you want to watch it
[18:18:08] <SirFinkus> even a 16mm scan exists
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[18:39:07] <cmn32480> I know what I want for christmas.
[18:39:37] <cmn32480> a 36 hour undisturbed nap where I can miss all of my family coming into town.
[18:40:25] <fliptop> cmn32480: but you'll miss all the food - unless you're talking about the hibernation period after eating too much
[18:40:53] <cmn32480> I shall gladly miss the food if it means I get to miss the drama
[18:41:25] <fliptop> your family must have terrible cooks
[18:41:31] <cmn32480> coffee++
[18:41:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1979
[18:42:26] <cmn32480> no.. rediculousness of the drama with my sister adn brother just far outweighs the rest of it
[18:43:17] <fliptop> well that sucks, last and this xmas i'll be alone on the 25th, last year i went bow hunting all day
[18:43:28] <fliptop> probably again this year too
[18:43:30] * cmn32480 would give his left nut for a quiet holiday
[18:43:43] <cmn32480> wanna trade????
[18:43:45] <fliptop> it's quiet in the woods
[18:43:52] <fliptop> how's their cooking?
[18:44:01] <cmn32480> awesomest you ever had
[18:44:07] <fliptop> i'll bring a couple of squirrels w/ me
[18:44:17] <cmn32480> Mom won't know what to do with them
[18:44:33] <fliptop> does she have a crock pot?
[18:45:16] <cmn32480> i think so
[18:45:19] <cmn32480> and a pressure cooker
[18:46:05] <fliptop> 2 squirrels, 1 kielbasa, 1/2 cup turkey stock, potatoes, carrots, onions. takes about 4 hours.
[18:46:24] <fliptop> can you shoot a bow?
[18:46:48] * cmn32480 says yes, with no mention of accuracy
[18:47:07] <fliptop> well last year i didn't see one all day so it probably won't matter
[18:50:57] <cmn32480> the issue is really that the drama has already begun.
[18:51:28] <cmn32480> and we are 10 days out from seeing everybodfy
[18:51:36] <fliptop> well, they're blood, and you have to take the good w/ the bad...
[18:51:44] <cmn32480> I think I may jsut not answer email texts, or phone calls from any of them between now and then
[18:52:05] <cmn32480> I know. Home is where, when you go there, they have to take you in.
[18:52:16] <fliptop> xactly
[18:52:40] <fliptop> is everyone staying under the same roof?
[18:53:07] <cmn32480> Thank god no
[18:53:13] <cmn32480> ther'd be blood on the walls
[18:53:26] <fliptop> phew, that can suck at times
[18:55:13] <fliptop> well if you get in your car and go about 330 miles west, i'll trade you my bow for a home cooked meal w/ family.
[18:56:18] <fliptop> because the latter sounds pretty nice and the former pretty lame to me
[18:57:35] <cmn32480> 330 miles? That puts you someplace in Ohio, I think
[18:58:00] <cmn32480> there are always extra seats around the table, and amybe non-family will keep the bloodshed to a minimum
[18:59:14] <cmn32480> no family near you fliptop?
[19:02:02] <fliptop> my daughter will be at her mom's, which is close by.
[19:02:49] <fliptop> i'll see her xmas eve, midnight mass and all that
[19:03:37] <fliptop> but not the 25th. just me 'n the woods.
[19:03:44] <fliptop> i'm in wv btw
[19:14:49] <cmn32480> ugh... replacing the heatpump in my town houseis gonna cost me like $6 grand
[19:16:54] <fliptop> that sucks
[19:16:59] <mechanicjay> Holy shit
[19:17:05] <mechanicjay> fucking google man
[19:17:23] <SirFinkus> they do something evil?
[19:17:28] <mechanicjay> I'm using their API
[19:17:46] <mechanicjay> I'm using PHP, here's the extent of the API documentation for php:
[19:17:51] <mechanicjay> https://developers.google.com
[19:17:51] <NetCraft> ^ 03Standard Parameters | API Client Library for PHP (Beta) | Google Developers
[19:18:25] <mechanicjay> So basically I'm digging through the API's php libraries trying to figure out what function calls and parameters I need to do what I need to do.
[19:33:45] <cmn32480> yick
[19:36:51] <cmn32480> nicely done sub fliptop
[19:36:53] <Gravis> mechanicjay: to be fair, it does say it's beta
[19:37:39] <mechanicjay> Yeah, the great google cop-out
[19:37:57] <SirFinkus> it's probably been beta for 4-5 years
[19:38:05] <mechanicjay> it's really done nothing more than given everyone an unrealistic expection of what "beta" quality software is.
[19:38:08] <SirFinkus> remember how long it took for the gmail beta to be removed?
[19:38:09] <cmn32480> EVERYTHIGN is google Beta
[19:38:26] <SirFinkus> holy shit, I remember when having a gmail account meant you were hot shit
[19:38:40] <SirFinkus> TWO gigabytes of email?!?
[19:38:46] <mechanicjay> WOOSH!
[19:38:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Some Fundamental Physics Problems Cannot be Solved — Provably - http://sylnt.us - prove-it!
[19:39:05] <mechanicjay> Yeah, when IT departments where struggling to provide 500MB
[19:39:27] <SirFinkus> lol it was in beta for 5 years
[19:39:50] <Gravis> i didn't get it until it was out of beta
[19:40:19] <Gravis> so... just wait until that API is out of beta and you won't have any problems. ;)
[19:40:19] <mechanicjay> I got it pretty early, but only used it when absolutely necessary or for testing purposes.
[19:40:21] <SirFinkus> oh, I guess it started out at 1GB
[19:40:42] <mechanicjay> Gravis: I could, but if you saw what I was trying to replace....
[19:40:44] <SirFinkus> but I remember providers having 100MB being a big deal not long before
[19:41:03] <Gravis> mechanicjay: well part of your problem is that you are using PHP
[19:41:24] <SirFinkus> I also remember they used to have a counter for the storage that increased
[19:41:28] <mechanicjay> I'm replacing a perl script, which included inline python to perform this task.
[19:41:42] <mechanicjay> SirFinkus: I miss the counter
[19:41:47] <Gravis> pff... write C/C++ code
[19:41:59] <mechanicjay> Gravis: I wish I could :(
[19:42:07] <Gravis> mechanicjay: why can't you?
[19:42:29] <mechanicjay> 1) I'm just not studied enough it in. 2) Not the right tool for this project.
[19:42:51] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[19:42:52] <NetCraft> ^ 03The universe's resolution limit—why we may never have a perfect view of distant galaxies
[19:43:23] <Gravis> mechanicjay: how is it not the right tool?
[19:43:37] <Bytram> http://www.sciencedaily.com
[19:43:37] <NetCraft> ^ 03'Spooky action at a distance' is really real -- ScienceDaily
[19:43:55] <Bytram> http://www.nist.gov
[19:43:56] <NetCraft> ^ 03NIST Team Proves ‘Spooky Action at a Distance’ is Really Real
[19:44:03] <Gravis> Bytram: you know, i can go to phys.org and post lots of links to shit too
[19:44:09] <Gravis> Bytram: so... fuck off. ;)
[19:44:15] <mechanicjay> Gravis: It doesn't seem reasonable to write my own apache module to handle password changes.
[19:44:39] <Gravis> mechanicjay: well it seems you have a larger problem since you are using apache
[19:44:47] <Bytram> Gravis: and nice to see you again, too.
[19:45:08] <SirFinkus> I'm glad he's here to curate the links posted in chat
[19:45:10] <mechanicjay> No, My bigger problem is that we've using GoogleApps.
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[19:47:59] <Teckla> mechanicjay: What is it you don't like about Google Apps?
[19:49:35] <mechanicjay> An easier question to answer would be "What do you like about Google Apps?"
[19:50:03] <mechanicjay> Answer: Google Chat is pretty slick.
[19:50:21] <mechanicjay> EOF
[19:50:54] <Bytram> SirFinkus: Trying to winnow down some tabs in my browser; URLs posted here get better redirection processing to final URL and better title display, as well.
[19:51:47] * Bytram is down to 'only' 30 tabs in his browser
[19:52:14] <Teckla> mechanicjay: I like Google Apps because they meet all my needs for "free" and I don't have to worry about backups or versions or synchronization across devices.
[19:53:32] <mechanicjay> This biggest thing I don't like about GoogleApps is the "Free" thing.
[19:54:04] <mechanicjay> so, it's a philosophical basis, with a distaste for many of their UI decisions on top.
[19:54:07] <Teckla> mechanicjay: Can you elaborate?
[19:54:18] <Teckla> (On the free comment)
[19:54:31] <Bytram> gamma rays at ~200 GeV from 7.6 Billion light years away detected: http://www.innovations-report.com
[19:54:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03Physics and Astronomy
[19:55:36] <mechanicjay> it's "free" because you don't have to pay a monetary bill at the end of the day. What about information security, privacy, etcetera. What is the cost of having no control over that? Basically, how much is your soul worth?
[19:56:23] <nick> depends on the economy
[19:56:33] <Teckla> mechanicjay: Some of us are aware of the privacy concerns and still find it an acceptable deal :)
[19:56:43] * Bytram hums "I'm a Soul Man"
[19:57:41] <nick> collector of souls?
[19:57:44] <Bytram> so long as the data is only about you; putting other people's data (i.e. MY data) in 'the cloud'... I'm not liking that so much.
[19:58:09] <mechanicjay> Teckla: And some of us don't. But, as my employer has implemented this solution, I will maintain the support infrastructure around it.
[19:58:52] <Bytram> time for a break; afk
[20:07:35] <Teckla> mechanicjay: Yeah, I totally understand where some people wouldn't find the tradeoffs worth it.
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[21:10:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is Microsoft Edge Browser any More Secure than the IE it's Supposed to Replace? - http://sylnt.us - the-more-things-change-the-more-they-stay-the-same
[21:12:54] <crutchy> shit almost forgot
[21:12:57] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:12:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1980
[21:13:11] <crutchy> ooh almost at my birth year
[21:13:12] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:13:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1981
[21:13:13] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:13:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1982
[21:13:15] <crutchy> yay!
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[21:54:27] <cmn32480> friggin' young'uns
[21:55:14] <takyon> lawn
[21:55:34] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[21:55:35] <NetCraft> ^ 03Google gets into the start-up game with own accelerator program • The Register
[21:55:39] <fliptop> cmn32480: sorry, just got back in. thanks for the hat tip, which story were you talking about?
[21:55:56] <cmn32480> silent circle
[21:56:14] <fliptop> i figured m$ wouldn't qualify...
[21:56:41] <takyon> what's wrong with the silent circle story
[21:57:06] <fliptop> takyon: nothing, just thanking an editor
[21:57:14] <takyon> Google has said it will invest $50,000 in companies coming through the program but "without a requirement for financial consideration in return." Which sounds suspiciously like free money.
[21:57:43] <takyon> quick, to the start-up!
[22:02:13] <swiss> 50k isn't much in google's eyes
[22:02:24] <swiss> and i bet they are snagging people after their startups fail
[22:02:29] <SirFinkus> damn, I'm out of rocket ignitors
[22:04:25] <fliptop> SirFinkus: use magnesium
[22:04:41] <SirFinkus> don't have any
[22:05:02] * SirFinkus wishes he had a propane torch or something
[22:10:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is Microsoft's Edge Browser any More Secure than the IE it's Supposed to Replace? - http://sylnt.us - the-more-things-change-the-more-they-stay-the-same
[22:13:46] <SirFinkus> huh, fed is raising interest rates
[22:16:52] <swiss> i want them to stay low for 5 more years
[22:16:56] <swiss> then after i buy a house, they can go up
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[22:17:37] <SirFinkus> I'm just baiting crutchy
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[22:21:23] <takyon> http://www.futurity.org
[22:21:24] <NetCraft> ^ 03New transparent metal could make screens cheaper - Futurity
[22:27:46] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[22:27:47] <NetCraft> ^ 03Why Are Drug Monopolies Running Amok? Meet Deborah Feinstein
[22:31:35] <takyon> https://www.eff.org
[22:31:36] <NetCraft> ^ 03EFF, Access Now, and the White House Sat Down to Talk About Encryption: The Details | Electronic Frontier Foundation
[22:33:42] <cmn32480> ~uid
[22:33:44] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5996, owned by myst3k
[22:41:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: What Are Your Classical Favorites? - http://sylnt.us - falling-on-deaf-ears
[22:55:47] <cmn32480> finally.. homeward bound.. the incredible journey........
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[22:58:21] <SirFinkus> godspeed cmn32480|away
[23:08:29] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:08:29] <NetCraft> ^ 03Congress strips out privacy protections from CISA 'security' bill • The Register
[23:09:57] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:09:58] <NetCraft> ^ 03Spectra Logic's six-times-faster tape robot • The Register
[23:10:22] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:10:22] <NetCraft> ^ 03Facebook arrives at commonsense 'real names' policy • The Register
[23:10:37] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:10:37] <NetCraft> ^ 03Big Brother is born. And we find out 15 years too late to stop him • The Register
[23:15:45] <SirFinkus> takyon isn't too late though
[23:18:03] <takyon> wut
[23:18:22] <SirFinkus> just a stupid pun
[23:18:22] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[23:18:23] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Tachyon
[23:19:44] <SirFinkus> the tl;dr is that they're hypothetical faster than light particles that could be used to transmit information into the past
[23:19:58] <takyon> y e a h i n o
[23:20:18] <SirFinkus> great for handwaving in scifi
[23:20:45] <chromas> tachyons come first
[23:21:12] <SirFinkus> or sometimes, not at all HAR HAR HAR
[23:24:03] <SirFinkus> man, I'm so glad soylent has an option to print articles
[23:34:06] * chromas proceeds to print the internet
[23:40:40] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[23:40:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03Why Is the Chinese Government So Eager to Beef Up Restrictions on Ketamine? | VICE | United States
[23:42:11] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[23:42:12] <NetCraft> ^ 03Special Report: Toxic Firefighting Foam Has Contaminated U.S. Drinking Water
[23:55:52] <takyon> "And though LAUSD is huge, it's not the only school district in the area—several parts of LA, including Compton, Beverly Hills, and Burbank have their own school districts, which led to a good amount of confusion over which schools were open and which were closed on Tuesday. Local hip-hop stations like KDAY and REAL 92.3 served as de facto information hubs, informing listeners which schools were open and closed, and sometimes even callin
[23:55:52] <takyon> g schools on-air to confirm.
[23:55:52] <takyon> "