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[00:00:05] * crutchy is playing zedd- spectrum on big speakers while mum and kiddies out doing some shopping
[00:02:07] <chromas> desktops++
[00:02:12] <chromas> desktops++
[00:02:12] <Bender> karma - desktops: 2
[00:07:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dow and DuPont Plan Merger to Create $130 Billion Temporary Chemical Giant - http://sylnt.us - better-living-through-chemicals
[00:08:17] <chromas> They're losing all that money on the mari-j-uana sales
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[00:41:44] * crutchy is listening to the Worlds album by Porter Robinson
[00:41:49] <crutchy> good so far :)
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[01:19:56] <crutchy> ooh starfield screensaver across 3 screens with with max no of stars slowed right down looks trippy
[01:24:29] <chromas> Does it account for screen rotation? :D
[01:30:06] <crutchy> it looks kinda like it might, but i'm sure that's just my eyes in rad-space-shiz mode
[01:30:31] <crutchy> when i see one that includes a screen angle setting i'll definitely have to try it out :D
[01:37:57] <chromas> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:37:59] <PointerCache> ^ 03Hundreds of thousands of engine immobilisers hackable over the net • The Register
[01:38:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Couple Takes Pics of Star Wars Figure They Bought, Get DMCA Notice From Lucasfilm - http://sylnt.us - bloodsucking-lawyers
[02:42:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> we gots us a spankin new smoker at casa de buzzard. bout to try it out tomorrow.
[02:43:31] <chromas> Smoke all the things!
[02:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[02:44:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> we goin with two chickens and a pork butt tomorrow
[02:45:11] <chromas> Put a chicken on each side of the pork
[02:45:14] <chromas> Butt splice
[02:47:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm.... butt splice
[02:50:46] <chromas> Is there a pacman switch to force the re-downloading of a package, or do I need to wipe it from the cache?
[02:50:59] * chromas checked the man page
[02:51:57] * chromas deletes from cache
[02:52:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> what you done figured out
[02:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> was sifting through all the rss feeds i ain't paid attention to today
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[02:58:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening, gentlemen.
[03:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, yo
[03:03:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Talking trash about Whites.
[03:03:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid cracker bitches
[03:04:00] <Ethanol-fueled> They oppressed my people (I'm 2% Hispanic)
[03:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're oppressing mine right now. at least the few of the sjw variety are.
[03:05:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, my fucking patriarchy check was short this month because of cutbacks. wtf yo?
[03:06:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck that shit.
[03:06:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Claim minority status.
[03:06:59] * TheMightyBuzzard flips his switch to wagon burner status
[03:07:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid pale faces
[03:07:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> always eating mayonnaise on everything and having little peckers.
[03:08:19] <Ethanol-fueled> You know you're an Injun when you have an overwhelming urge to burn that wagon everytime you play the Oregon Trail.
[03:08:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean how dare they think they're entitled to things just because they're the ones who created them?
[03:09:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Especially so now, because you know what the invaders to Oregon became.
[03:09:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just wanna scalp me some blue hair. i'm not picky if it's church ladies or hipster sjw bitches.
[03:09:21] <chromas> Portland hipsters?
[03:09:38] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - not only those, but Sarah Sharp.
[03:09:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Computing Roundup - http://sylnt.us - bigger-and-faster
[03:10:02] <crutchy> aye focker!
[03:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall have noticed that like 3/4 of the sjw chicks have blue hair, right?
[03:11:15] <chromas> That's because they like to label things
[03:11:17] <Ethanol-fueled> It's blue or pink.
[03:11:28] <Ethanol-fueled> "Look how different I am!"
[03:11:36] <Ethanol-fueled> "Pay attention to me!"
[03:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya cause daddy stopped once he went to jail for touching me in my no-no place. i really miss him.
[03:12:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Yikes. But that's the truth, a lot of those "marked" girls have problems.
[03:13:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah. nobody believes sjw shit unless they're epically fucked in the head for some reason.
[03:13:49] <Ethanol-fueled> In my experience daddy issues are a good indicator of a woman's long-term viability.
[03:14:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Like him too much? You'll never live up to that standard and be good enough. Daddy not there? Well, if you make the mistake of getting with her, she's going to transfer all of that onto you.
[03:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're also a good indicator on if she'll suck your dick if you just treat her like dirt.
[03:14:52] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:14:53] <PointerCache> ^ 03Wiki: Transference
[03:15:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that too Buzzard. Lots of fun in the short-term, terrible in the long-term.
[03:15:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> chicks with daddy issues lurve them some assholes.
[03:15:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but who the hell gives a damn about the long term?
[03:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> long as they don't know where i live or my phone number, i'm gold.
[03:16:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Smart move, buzzard.
[03:17:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously though, i don't give that shit out to anyone i fuck. if they already know it i prolly won't touch em cept for this one chick i use for booty calls.
[03:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> known her since highschool. she ain't crazy, just dumb as a box of rocks.
[03:18:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Agreed, keep a small handfull of comfort women you know arent gonna fuck you up the ass. The rest are expendable.
[03:19:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, that's the tradeoff we all accept.
[03:19:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, booty call chick would prolly fuck me up the ass but only if i told her to. she does taking orders really, really well.
[03:23:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I can have that, if I deal with passice-aggressive bullshit all night with her.
[03:23:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Both of them, really.
[03:23:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine ain't like especially hot or anything but she'll ride a dry dick up the butt until i get off.
[03:24:03] <Ethanol-fueled> "so did you fuck during all that time you said you didn't have enough time for me?"
[03:24:37] <Ethanol-fueled> "Uh...what kind of question is that? That's totally inappropriate. I would never ask you something like that. "
[03:25:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I don't give a damn about hot, I give a damn about being able to handle a lot of drinks and opening legs.
[03:26:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell no on the drinks thing. means i have to share less if she don't drink much. cheaper.
[03:27:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, meaning that she buys her own drinks as well as drinking them.
[03:27:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's fine then. better even if she buys mine.
[03:27:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell yeah.
[03:28:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not hot enough to be bought drinks, haha!
[03:28:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hot has nothing to do with it for guys. it's all confidence.
[03:28:49] <Ethanol-fueled> True.
[03:29:08] <Ethanol-fueled> But I got a Tommy Gunn that just came in the mail.
[03:29:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know some folks look like they got cut from duck dynasty for not being photogenic enough get laid all the time.
[03:29:38] <Ethanol-fueled> That's true.
[03:30:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> be funny. never show doubt. don't treat them too nice.
[03:31:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup. Banged an SJW that way. Even I was surprised.
[03:32:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Nose ring, tattoo of Jesus Christ as a Corgi, overweight Latina
[03:32:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha
[03:32:46] <Ethanol-fueled> I mentioned the phrase "latina" or whatever and she bitched about how she didn't like that phrase for historical reasons.
[03:32:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, sjws hate us alpha types but would never fuck any of their beta followers.
[03:33:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I put on my most mischievous grin and whispered in her hear, "Hey, at least I didn't say, 'Beaner'"
[03:33:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Made her wet as fuck.
[03:33:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> just picked up a new phrase from twitter. "bonus splash damage on butts"
[03:33:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[03:34:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I think we should start a P.R. Campaign praising Sarah Sharp's butt.
[03:35:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> gives new synergy to the phrase shit posting
[03:35:21] <Ethanol-fueled> On its surface it would be sexist and objectifying....but she, and other big-butted SJWs, would enjoy it.
[03:35:37] <Ethanol-fueled> We could cause a schism in their church at least and convert them at best.
[03:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[03:35:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas funny that is
[03:36:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I have a thing for butts, Buzzard, and when I saw how big hers had become,
[03:36:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I had been turned from an enemy into a fifth-columist.
[03:37:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Her butt wasn't nearly that big when I was comparing her to a Ferengi in Slashdot back in 2009.
[03:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> go for it, man. make sure n post a journal entry when you get it set up and i'll signal boost it on twitter.
[03:38:48] <Ethanol-fueled> That's a good idea.
[03:39:33] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm a decent wordsmith - I can throw enough convincing bullshit in there to make it seem body-positive.
[03:39:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> matter o fact, don't limit it to just hers. go for all the blue-hairs.
[03:40:35] <Ethanol-fueled> We will have to limit the positive reinforcement to women in tech with big butts, and negate the positive traits of those who don't.
[03:40:44] <Ethanol-fueled> That's how we create the schism in the church.
[03:40:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially if you can find a picture of sarah nyberg. nothin says i need a bite of that like tranny pedo butt.
[03:41:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, if it has a dick, I ain't touching it.
[03:41:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> post op, no worries.
[03:41:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit posting ftw
[03:42:08] <Ethanol-fueled> This is a good idea. But it must be more refined and on-the-sly than 4chan bullshit.
[03:43:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I understand on an intimate level the mentality of the fat chick with the nice thick butt.
[03:43:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. so prolly don't post a journal entry about it unless you're ripping on it.
[03:44:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> little effort on my part i could have gamergate mocking it in a week or two. that should make the sjws in favor of it.
[03:44:55] <Ethanol-fueled> The first step would be to pose as an ally, declaring the business with the Linux kernel as an injustice.
[03:45:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Proclaiming all those nice buzzwords like that tech needs more sensitivity and diversity.
[03:45:51] <Ethanol-fueled> This is where the ham-handedness comes in: we introduce body positivity and suggest she flaunt her shape wearing leggings.
[03:45:57] * Ethanol-fueled kneads dick
[03:46:43] <Ethanol-fueled> If we can get her to flaunt her sexuality, we can then establish a positive feedback loop of those like me ^W who like thick butts.
[03:47:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Ridiculously thick butts.
[03:47:12] * Ethanol-fueled kneads dick again
[03:47:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta be careful on that so you don't bring up the logical paradox between body positivity and enjoying being objectified.
[03:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> all women enjoy being objectified but sjw women gotta disagree with that or a big chunk of their narrative falls down on their heads.
[03:48:39] <Ethanol-fueled> that's an easy one, buzzard. It doesn't even require logic. What it does require is, when she finally does provide a picture with leggings, is to monitor all subsequent comms for "sexist" comments.
[03:49:35] <Ethanol-fueled> We embrace the SJW inner-Nazi. "Yeah, nice!" is good, "nice butt" is bad.
[03:50:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> make sure folks know you're censoring too
[03:50:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Right, buzzard. The point of letting them know is to allow them to continue to view it, and contribute only to the positive feedback loop.
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[03:52:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Only those who appreciate how good it is, and are outwardly vocal about how good it is, will obviously be allowed to contribute to the positive feedback loop.
[03:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> right
[03:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'll need a shill twitter account of course
[03:52:57] <Ethanol-fueled> It might be good to allow the occasional troll comment, as long as its not too offensive, to slip in.
[03:53:23] <Ethanol-fueled> that way it can be posted but frozen, and allow the mainstream their two-minutes' hate.
[03:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm thinking starting out you leave the comment but ban the user
[03:53:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> that way you can claim harassment as well
[03:53:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, you can do that, just don't make it obvious you banned the user.
[03:54:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, no. flat out state it.
[03:54:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, the problem is that makes you look intolerant.
[03:54:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> well duh
[03:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, they run blocklists for each other on twitter.
[03:55:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> intolerant is not a bad thing to them.
[03:55:06] <Ethanol-fueled> We all know SJWs are intolerant. But laughing off a bad comment and allowing an idiot to look like an idiot is more endearing to the public-at-large.
[03:55:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but the public at large aren't the target of this psy-op
[03:55:54] <Ethanol-fueled> privately blocking but publicly mocking will endear your effort to not only a wider multitude of crowds, but prove you have a sense of humor.
[03:56:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> sjws lurve intolerance when it's pointed at their enemies.
[03:56:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> then you mock from behind the block
[03:56:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, I can't argue with that. Although my opinion differs.
[03:56:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, good point.
[03:57:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> just givin the advice based on what i seen from their heroines.
[03:58:34] <Ethanol-fueled> The only issue with that I see is that you're right, but sometimes there are people from outside to take a look at it.
[03:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, outsiders will hopefully think you're an intolerant asshole.
[03:59:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they don't, you lose cred.
[03:59:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, can't argue with that.
[03:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm. start with some chicks you actually know or meet.
[04:00:09] <Ethanol-fueled> We have to make the SJWs as intolerable as possible. And unfortunately they can't do all that themselves.
[04:00:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, my chicks don't buy into SJW bullshit. They were raised with values, they're friendlies.
[04:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> get em to help then.
[04:01:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> then you got content and a record of being nice to those with large asses.
[04:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> so it don't look as creepy when you go asking around SJ circles for body positivity shots.
[04:01:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to see Sarah Sharp's butt.
[04:02:10] <Ethanol-fueled> And since she's all for getting newbies into kernel projects, and I have Baby's first CompSci degree, I think I can do it.
[04:02:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> hehe
[04:02:52] <Ethanol-fueled> I have psychoanalyzed her. Typical overbearing mommy shit.
[04:03:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, you might want to beta up for this.
[04:03:32] <crutchy> slap her 'round with a footlong dong
[04:03:38] <crutchy> like tama would
[04:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't be an alpha unless you're a minority. preferably a tranny or black or both.
[04:04:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Heheehhe, No, I would be honest. I'm just a newbie Going to graduate in 6 months, but I don't want to be scared away. I want a safe space to contribute to ancillary functions somewhat related to the kernel.
[04:05:54] <chromas> You have to play up your 2%
[04:05:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, just make sure and defer to her on ideas. if you gotta argue, do it by asking questions.
[04:05:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to be strong, but to reinforce what she's learned about kernel development, bullshit like "wow, these guys are brash! Do I need to cuss that much?"
[04:06:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes, Buzzard.
[04:06:48] <Ethanol-fueled> My plight is her plight.
[04:07:34] <crutchy> 512 bytes are enough for anybody!
[04:07:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Nevermind that I've cracked skulls in a high-tech locker-room environment for the past 5 years straight and 10 years total.
[04:07:47] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab crutchy
[04:07:47] <Bender> Added quote 628
[04:08:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, them hot wings i ate for lunch are making their play for freedom. gonna go drop some sjws off at the pool then hit the sack.
[04:08:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Lata' Buzzard, we WILL get Sarah Sharp's thick butt.
[04:08:50] <Ethanol-fueled> We'll get it like a prize largemouth bass.
[04:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube baby got back
[04:08:56] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[04:10:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Quantum Computing Roundup - http://sylnt.us - bigger-and-faster
[04:14:40] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
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[04:25:20] <test> hello
[04:25:59] <Ethanol-fueled> High.
[04:26:10] <test> good morning
[04:26:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Good night.
[04:27:03] <crutchy> g'day test
[04:27:04] <test> take good relax at night
[04:27:21] <crutchy> don't mind Ethanol-fueled. he's a bot
[04:27:46] <Ethanol-fueled> It's raining here. That's pretty relaxing.
[04:27:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Rain doesn't happen often here.
[04:28:09] * Ethanol-fueled opens all bay doors
[04:28:54] <Ethanol-fueled> mmmm, can smell the wood burning from the neighbors' fireplaces as well.
[04:28:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Tasty.
[04:29:13] <crutchy> they might be burning jews
[04:29:26] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the smoke smells better than Jews.
[04:29:34] <crutchy> feminists?
[04:29:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Same thing.
[04:29:54] <crutchy> bacon
[04:30:03] <crutchy> bacon++
[04:30:03] <Bender> karma - bacon: 301
[04:30:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Almost as good.
[04:30:11] <Ethanol-fueled> bacon++
[04:30:11] <Bender> karma - bacon: 302
[04:31:12] <test> ...
[04:31:17] <test> bot?
[04:31:24] <Ethanol-fueled> There's rain and wood-fired fireplaces all around here. Smells delicious.
[04:32:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I always did like the smell of rain on asphalt. So earthy, and when you're drunk or hung over, the sense of smell is amplified.
[04:32:18] <Ethanol-fueled> And now thunder in the background.
[04:32:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Fortune has smiled upon me tonight, indeed.
[04:33:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Those things you all take for granted are a rarity here.
[04:34:06] <test> how much bot here?
[04:34:46] <Ethanol-fueled> test, proabably everyone except me. But the more human my inputs, the more human they become.
[04:34:51] <Ethanol-fueled> That's progress.
[04:35:30] <crutchy> test, there's a few bots
[04:35:45] <crutchy> they outnumber the humans, but we're trying to fight back
[04:35:57] <crutchy> viva la resistance!
[04:35:59] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - this discussion needs more LaDarius
[04:36:29] <crutchy> bong-chuggin-gangsta-bot?
[04:36:43] <test> en. bot is exchanging. good for news info expose.
[04:37:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't knock LaDarius. He had featurs no bots here had before.
[04:37:42] <crutchy> wasn't he a java bot? that's a feature
[04:37:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Most notably, the ever-increasing speed in which he would post when the !chimpout command was issued.
[04:38:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Simulating the effect of human rage on discourse.
[04:38:27] <chromas> crutchy: C#
[04:40:16] <Ethanol-fueled> correct, chromas. Written in a language so crap the only possible outcome was novelty.
[04:40:17] * PointerCache burps
[04:40:29] <PointerCache> I doubt there are any bots 'round here
[04:40:52] <chromas> Is it actually crap, though?
[04:41:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Picture Under the "Mona Lisa" - http://sylnt.us - picture-in-a-picture
[04:41:06] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, it had potential.
[04:41:16] <chromas> I think all languages are crap, except my favorite ones
[04:41:59] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, that would actually be a good circle-jerk troll submission: are any languages actually crap?
[04:42:14] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, pascal is syntactical poetry
[04:42:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Lisp? Haskell?
[04:42:28] <chromas> I dunno, man. SN doesn't have many nerds about
[04:42:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Pascal was actually useful and taught in colleges here before C was.
[04:43:00] <chromas> They should go back to it :D
[04:43:28] <chromas> Pascal is full of magical unicorns that fart rainbows
[04:43:35] <crutchy> we're all hippy sjw feminist nazi mysogynist poofters here
[04:44:11] <PointerCache> Best check yo' privilege, boy
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[04:45:00] <Ethanol-fueled> It seems that more superior languages raped the best parts of Pascal and used it for better languages.
[04:45:32] <chromas> Now, when you say "superior"…
[04:45:33] <chromas> :D
[04:46:05] <chromas> It's true, though; they get some nifty things like associate arrays and shat built-in
[04:46:12] <chromas> associative
[04:48:11] <crutchy> they might be a bit hard to implement as a pascal language construct cos of its strong typing
[04:48:14] <crutchy> maybe
[04:48:17] <crutchy> just guessin
[04:48:40] <chromas> They just need implicit constructors and stuff
[04:48:45] <chromas> optional, of course
[04:50:20] <crutchy> you could make a class that did that
[04:50:47] <crutchy> in the array property setter method, you create the object that it references
[04:51:12] <crutchy> not as easy as in say php, but php's weak typing is shit
[04:51:24] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, most normal people would call that a "Wrapper"
[04:51:37] <crutchy> sort of
[04:51:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Or whatever else the design-pattern of the day is.
[04:52:30] <crutchy> its just object that stores an array of other objects of the same type as the parent object (so you get a nested tree type thing)
[04:52:37] <Ethanol-fueled> I've talked a lot of shit about php, but it's awesome about doing what it's frequently used for - doing shit on the fly.
[04:52:54] <crutchy> that's the reason i like it
[04:53:43] <crutchy> its also pretty resilient to fuckups
[04:54:27] <crutchy> which is probably why security freaks hate it
[04:56:10] <Ethanol-fueled> security freaks shouldn't hate it.
[04:57:16] <Ethanol-fueled> in babby's first php class we were taught how to code to avoid SQL injections and some such nonsense.
[04:57:53] <Ethanol-fueled> security freaks should love it because there's plenty of low-hanging fruit to justify their jobs.
[04:59:37] <crutchy> well yeah there's that. but they have to be seen not liking it
[04:59:57] <crutchy> same as engineers gotta be seen trying to design things to not bust
[05:00:11] <crutchy> if they did that eventually they'd run outta work
[05:00:18] <crutchy> but they can't admit it
[05:00:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Good point.
[05:02:31] <Deucalion> I always like Pascal's strong typing. Logically it made sense to me.
[05:02:49] <Ethanol-fueled> strong typing makes sense to me too, and I hate weak typing.
[05:03:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I like order in the way languages work. Compiled, strong typing, etc.
[05:04:04] <crutchy> i like that delphi finds all my stupid fuckups for me, whereas my php scripts fail by testing
[05:04:17] <crutchy> is there such a thing as a 'php compiler'?
[05:04:31] <crutchy> like a delphi sort of thing for php?
[05:04:34] <crutchy> IDE maybe?
[05:04:53] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you be trollin' nigga.
[05:04:59] <crutchy> hmm. i guess there's phpstorm. never used that
[05:05:38] <crutchy> or do real programmers use xdebug? i've never used that either. prolly cos i'm dumb
[05:06:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm too stupid to be a weak-typed dynamic kinda guy. My shit has to be neatly-wrapped and predictable as a Christmas present is.
[05:07:07] <Deucalion> Maybe some syntax check in some Eclipse plugin for PHP - but 'php compiler' - not sure that such a thing exists
[05:07:44] <Ethanol-fueled> The reason is because I've worked in environments where it's imperative that, for somebody to use the application, they have to simply double-click on an icon and have it figure everything out for them.
[05:08:23] <crutchy> kinda seems odd though, cos php is just a language, like pascal. doesn't seem like there should be much reason why it couldn't in theory be compiled
[05:09:02] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, ah the old "any key" :D
[05:09:44] <Deucalion> In theory no... but in reality it is run server-side when requested. ~shrug~
[05:09:57] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, these are pretty big companies. You can train cheap people to press a button a lot more cheaply than teach them what is going on.
[05:10:04] * chromas looks into phc
[05:10:15] <crutchy> ~g phc
[05:10:17] <exec> [google] www.theperthshule.asn.au/
[05:10:25] <crutchy> :/
[05:10:34] <chromas> http://phpcompiler.org
[05:10:34] <PointerCache> ^ 03phc -- the open source PHP compiler
[05:10:45] <crutchy> chromas++
[05:10:45] <Bender> karma - chromas: 139
[05:11:02] <Ethanol-fueled> The assholes like me who can reverse engineer it are treated like demigods. The rest are at the mercy of the notoriously slow and inept manufacturing engineering departments.
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[05:11:30] <chromas> I figured there'd at least be a gcc frontend. There's one for pascal too, but I guess it died
[05:11:52] <crutchy> oooooooooooooooooohhh
[05:12:01] * crutchy has a phpgasm
[05:12:24] <crutchy> i should look into this for my phat ass work app
[05:13:29] * crutchy texts his work email with the link
[05:13:37] <Deucalion> So the Pascal gets interpreted to C/C++ binary? I am soooo out of date.... think I will go manage a gas station or something :D
[05:14:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Phhhaw. If you sagsugs aren't rolling GCC and coding in C, C++, maybe a little Python and Perl, some Java; then GTFO out of American Software Engineering.
[05:14:41] <crutchy> only pascal and php for me. everything else is redundant :p
[05:14:42] <chromas> gcc is broken up into front-end and back-end. The front reads the sauce and does some stuff with it, then converts it into some sort of middleware code somethin' for the backend, where most of the optimization and stuff occurs
[05:14:54] <chromas> So you can write different front-ends for different languages
[05:15:13] <Deucalion> engineering? that's a stretch of the imagination if what comes out of SV is any guide.
[05:15:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas, you know and I know that's bullshit.
[05:15:43] <chromas> they even have a fortran frontend
[05:15:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, you are correct in the sense that writing code isn't "engineering"
[05:16:08] * crutchy proposes to add a eula with his next set of comps
[05:16:12] <chromas> Next you'll tell me bullshitting isn't really social engineering without a degree
[05:16:44] <Ethanol-fueled> "Software Engineering" isn't real engineering but knowing what Agile, Design Patterns, and any type of diagram is.
[05:16:58] <crutchy> diagrams suck
[05:17:10] <crutchy> throwback from the waterfall days
[05:17:15] <chromas> wait, I just have to know what they are to be an engineer? woohoo++
[05:17:38] <crutchy> the code is the diagram
[05:17:50] <crutchy> if you can't read code, a diagram aint gunna help much
[05:17:58] <Deucalion> Ethanol-fueled, care to tell me where I am incorrect for anything in the last 30 years? We used to do bottom up design and build - now it is all top down.... seems evil to my mind. But I am a mere pleb.
[05:18:12] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, to be a "software engineer" you need not know what I know. All you need to know is how to do Agile and Design patterns.
[05:18:28] <crutchy> nobody does agile
[05:18:32] <chromas> Why agile? Just 'cause it's hip at the moment?
[05:18:38] <crutchy> they just go around saying they do agile :p
[05:18:41] <Deucalion> Looks good on the CV
[05:18:54] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, nobody who does system-critical software does agile. They do waterfall.
[05:18:57] * chromas notes that NASA programmers aren't agile
[05:19:08] <crutchy> they're old and frail :p
[05:19:24] <crutchy> writing tests is expensive and gets in the way
[05:19:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion - How the hell should I know? I'm just a student.
[05:20:22] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: be sure to question what your teachers/instructors/professors tell you
[05:20:29] <chromas> If you don't, you could accidentally become a feminist
[05:20:51] * Deucalion whacks chromas
[05:21:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, you fucking bastards.
[05:21:19] <Ethanol-fueled> You'll become feminists before I do.
[05:21:42] <Deucalion> Always question your teachers - they are always out of date.
[05:22:30] <crutchy> little johnny: "excuse me sir, that's wrong" teacher: "little johnny, do you wanna pass or not?"
[05:22:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, that was a good idea long ago but isn't now. My professor is an old bastard with industry experience and I trust him more than the Chinks running the program.
[05:23:27] <Deucalion> Heh - I am a 1st gen feminist - in that I believe women should have equal opportunities and rights.
[05:23:35] <crutchy> school is just a place to learn how to learn. most teachers aren't paid enough to put up with smart arse little turds that think they know everything
[05:23:37] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy is right. I had 10 years of experience working with complex electronics before I wanted to get that magic piece of paper.
[05:23:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, me too.
[05:24:21] <Deucalion> I am not saying any more lest we summon the newer gen borg in here.
[05:24:53] <crutchy> resistance is futile!
[05:25:15] <crutchy> we will add your distinctiveness to our bullshit!
[05:25:23] <Ethanol-fueled> It was Hugh who first proved that, no, resistance is NOT futile.
[05:26:06] <Ethanol-fueled> That gay wimp went face-to-face with Piccard and changed his attitude.
[05:26:12] <Deucalion> crutchy, you do not know me. That is all.
[05:26:31] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: except in that movie where Picard suddenly hated them all again
[05:26:43] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, Hugh was still a good guy.
[05:26:54] <Ethanol-fueled> That was "Descent" I and II.
[05:26:57] <chromas> Yeah but Picard forgot
[05:27:20] * crutchy doesn't know hugh. hands in his wheaties-box-trekkie-card
[05:27:30] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, Hugh and his buddies made Piccard remember, and see firsthand the destruction they caused.
[05:27:32] <Deucalion> Ye gads - did it go all Star Trek in here?
[05:28:10] <Deucalion> Thought it all got terribly boring once I passed the age of 7.
[05:28:13] <crutchy> i'm a fan of vader's executor more than tardy looking star trek ships
[05:28:28] <crutchy> now that's a ship you could ram stuff with
[05:28:55] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, Vader's original ship was based off of a gay-man's shirtcollar decoration.
[05:29:04] <crutchy> the executor?
[05:29:13] <Ethanol-fueled> The special TIE fighter.
[05:29:16] <crutchy> oh
[05:29:19] <crutchy> yeah fuck that
[05:29:34] <Ethanol-fueled> The one with the angular fins rather than the straight ones
[05:29:58] <chromas> That's how you know it was a gay-man? Because the fins aren't straight?
[05:29:58] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHHAHAHAHAHHA
[05:30:01] * chromas pockets this information
[05:30:24] <SirFinkus> morning folks
[05:30:25] <crutchy> i meant this puppy: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net
[05:30:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes chromas.
[05:30:57] <SirFinkus> executor is badass
[05:31:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Even in the original canon, Vader had a special TIE fighter in which he would kick rebel ass:
[05:31:22] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.ratomodeling.com
[05:31:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Standard TIE fighters had straight fins, like this:
[05:31:53] <Ethanol-fueled> http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net
[05:31:56] <SirFinkus> all the ship designs in the prequels were trash, with the exception of the jedi starfighter
[05:31:59] <Ethanol-fueled> What's up[, fink!
[05:32:00] <SirFinkus> which was mediocre
[05:32:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, are you dissing anything in the Star Wars Canon? Fuck you too!
[05:32:56] <chromas> no
[05:32:59] <crutchy> with the exception of the executor, seven of nine would buttrape any star wars character
[05:33:04] <chromas> prequels aren' canon :D
[05:33:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Perhaps you'd prefer a fuzzy stuffed animal ship full of Gungans that sounded like, "BooBooBooBooPooPooPooBooBoo"
[05:33:28] <SirFinkus> http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net look at this shit
[05:33:36] <SirFinkus> trash
[05:33:37] <chromas> Gungans? Or Gungas?
[05:33:47] <crutchy> gunge
[05:33:50] <SirFinkus> it's BOTH
[05:34:02] <chromas> Should be Ganjas
[05:34:22] <SirFinkus> but starwars ships should look like they were kitbashed from battleship and fighter jet models
[05:34:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that's fag shit. That structure wouldn't even survive in space.
[05:34:37] <SirFinkus> the pod racers were kind of neat
[05:34:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Sure, when they were pod racing.
[05:34:57] <SirFinkus> forgot about those
[05:35:09] <SirFinkus> the pod race was really the only part of those movies that felt like star wars
[05:35:29] <Ethanol-fueled> It was nothing compared to the landspeeders in Endor.
[05:35:29] <SirFinkus> in between the WACKY 2 HEADED ANNOUNCER
[05:35:45] <Ethanol-fueled> In, you know, the Star Wars movies that mattered.
[05:36:10] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[05:36:11] <PointerCache> ^ 03Honest Trailers - Phantom Menace 3D - YouTube
[05:36:17] <SirFinkus> it reminded me of the speeder chase scenes in Jedi
[05:36:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Get that shit the fuck of out my face. Episodes I-III never existed as far as I'm concerned.
[05:36:57] <SirFinkus> have you seen the plinket reviews Ethanol-fueled?
[05:37:08] * chromas drops a pizza roll
[05:37:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, if Plinket is reviewing episodes I-III, I might as well be jacking off with my own shit right now.
[05:38:18] <SirFinkus> he already did
[05:38:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, I get it. Pizza Roll Plinket. Not even Ginos pizza rolls will prevent episodes I-III from SUCKING.
[05:38:37] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[05:38:37] <PointerCache> ^ 03Jacob Nobles- Are you feeling it now Donald Trump? - YouTube
[05:38:44] <SirFinkus> oops, wrong link
[05:39:08] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[05:39:09] <PointerCache> ^ 03Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 1 of 7) - YouTube
[05:41:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucxk the fandum penace.
[05:41:36] <Ethanol-fueled> The franchise blew 2 chances to kill Jar-Jar.
[05:41:42] <SirFinkus> I'll never forgive lucas for adding gunga(ns) in jedi
[05:42:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I would have paid FULL MOVIE TICKET PRICE just to watch Jar-Jar be killed.
[05:42:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Nope, Fuck Lucas, and Fuck the franchise.
[05:42:19] <chromas> go to youtube for that
[05:42:35] <SirFinkus> idk, that new movie could be neat
[05:42:39] <Ethanol-fueled> The only Star Wars canon to me are episodes IV, V, VI.
[05:43:07] <chromas> Was Picard in VI?
[05:43:32] <SirFinkus> I just hope abrams doesn't do the cringeworthy reference shit he did in the star trek movies
[05:43:44] <SirFinkus> I hate that shit
[05:44:03] <chromas> Jar Jar Abrams
[05:44:13] <chromas> (anyone make that joke yet?)
[05:44:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Meesa Geeva yoooooouya a REEEMjobbb!
[05:44:42] <SirFinkus> "I'm a doctor not a <X>" AH *WINK* *WINK* AT THE CAMERA
[05:44:44] * Ethanol-fueled tongues chromas and SirFinkus' anuses
[05:45:13] <Ethanol-fueled> ptptptptptptptptp....don't you gungans wipe?
[05:45:25] <SirFinkus> I've got an unusually long asshole Ethanol-fueled
[05:45:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I saw today a mule raped by a horse.
[05:46:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Both were male, and the horse was pretty long.
[05:46:19] <chromas> How is a mule supposed to give affirmative consent?
[05:46:24] <SirFinkus> you should knock before you go in your mother's room
[05:46:32] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHHAAHHA
[05:46:33] <chromas> Oh, if it's male it doesn't count
[05:47:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Italian and Filipina women are both long.
[05:47:23] <SirFinkus> if I had access to dog semen, it would be a problem
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[05:47:37] <SirFinkus> I'd try to make fucked up dogs
[05:48:14] <Ethanol-fueled> If you can get an Italian or Filipina woman, strap on a Tommy Gunn extender, then shit's gon' be good.
[05:48:43] <SirFinkus> I'd try to cross a dachtsun or whatever those long dogs are with great danes
[05:49:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that's like trying to fuck a Picachu - better duct-tape it before it explodes.
[05:49:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahahaah
[05:51:30] <Ethanol-fueled> AH, fug, I'm going to crash for the night.
[05:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Take it easy on those large animals. They can kick your teeth out.
[05:51:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahaha
[05:52:18] * Ethanol-fueled backflips into a magical fart spray
[05:52:19] <SirFinkus> I'd hate to see your peanut butter bill
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[07:20:42] <arti> hmm
[07:46:21] <SirFinkus> HMMMM
[07:49:03] <crutchy> crash_test_dummies++
[07:49:03] <Bender> karma - crash_test_dummies: 1
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[08:57:53] <chromas> EF should learn Ook (programming languages)
[08:58:24] <chromas> http://www.dangermouse.net
[08:58:25] <PointerCache> ^ 03DM's Esoteric Programming Languages - Ook!
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[09:32:55] <JamesNZ> qemu/kvm++
[09:33:05] <JamesNZ> qemu-kvm++
[09:33:29] * JamesNZ coughs
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[10:54:19] <crutchy> Bender, s/uv/vu/
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[11:02:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:02:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1970
[11:04:02] * TheMightyBuzzard scoots off to play some vidya before he has to get cooking
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[11:06:42] * Cmn32480_phone looks for tumbleweeds
[11:07:12] <crutchy> g'day Cmn32480_phone
[11:07:22] <Cmn32480_phone> Heya crutchy
[11:07:39] <Cmn32480_phone> Soon as we get past 10k feet I can get on my laptop
[11:07:47] <crutchy> noice
[11:07:59] * crutchy likes planes
[11:08:07] <Cmn32480_phone> Stupid soft keyboards aren't made for this stuff
[11:08:09] <crutchy> never get to go on them much
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[11:08:27] * Cmn32480_phone spends far too much time on them
[11:08:34] <crutchy> though tbh whenever i actually go on a plane i usually hate it
[11:08:41] <crutchy> full of people in a cramped tube :/
[11:09:11] <Cmn32480_phone> Yup. And I never get the hot single girl who wants to make me join the mile high club
[11:09:17] <crutchy> g'day Subsentient
[11:09:27] <Subsentient> hey crutchy
[11:09:29] <Subsentient> think
[11:09:34] <Subsentient> I fixed nexus
[11:09:35] <crutchy> Cmn32480_phone, lol. maybe you gotta slap em round with a footlong dong
[11:10:04] <crutchy> Subsentient, good to hear
[11:10:10] <Subsentient> yeh it was getting old
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[11:10:33] <Subsentient> NEXUS' code is still a steaming mound of shit ever since I switched from nonblocking to select()
[11:10:52] <crutchy> Cmn32480_phone, when you get lappied up, you should hopefully have a message
[11:11:19] <crutchy> ooh you got AndChat. i'll try pm you
[11:11:32] <AndChat|410969> Exec acting up? Or more code changes
[11:11:46] <Subsentient> how you doin' aqu4, my beloved
[11:11:52] <Subsentient> $burrito crutchy
[11:11:52] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[11:12:03] <crutchy> AndChat|410969, ooh. is that Cmn32480_phone as well. i'm confused
[11:12:17] <chromas> Looks like the burrito nozzle doesn't clog up from underuse; that's good
[11:12:33] <chromas> crutchy: he probably lost connection on the other
[11:12:34] <AndChat|410969> Probably. I got disconnected and. Came back before the nick expired
[11:12:43] <Subsentient> Did you know, NEXUS doesn't ping its clients?
[11:12:46] <chromas> There's a place to set alt nicks
[11:12:59] <AndChat|410969> I know. Just never did it
[11:13:45] <Subsentient> chromas: crutchy AndChat|410969 Cmn32480_phone CHECK THIS SHIT OUT https://www.kickstarter.com
[11:13:46] <PointerCache> ^ 03PINE A64, First $15 64-Bit Single Board Super Computer by PINE64 Inc. —Kickstarter
[11:13:49] * chromas uses Nexus for bot, with tweaked code
[11:13:50] <Subsentient> Already bought one.
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[11:15:31] * Subsentient burns crutchy with his cigarette
[11:15:36] <Subsentient> PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE
[11:15:50] <chromas> Try burning him with a $burrito
[11:15:55] <chromas> Just the tip
[11:16:12] * Subsentient puts out his cigarette in chromas' eyeball
[11:16:20] <cmn32480_phone> Yay for takeoff
[11:16:38] <cmn32480_phone> Bigger yay for landing in a few hours
[11:16:51] <chromas> Not my third eye! Now I'll never be able to run enlightenment .20
[11:17:07] <crutchy> i'm a fan of STM chips/boards. the pine thingy looks nice
[11:17:17] <chromas> They don't make you off your phone? Or do people still just ignore that rule? :)
[11:17:19] <crutchy> Subsentient, ^
[11:17:51] <Subsentient> crutchy: I really want one of those.
[11:17:56] <Subsentient> I wonder what mischief I can get in
[11:18:00] <chromas> oh they probably have in-house wifi
[11:18:11] <cmn32480_phone> I am on wifi
[11:18:23] <chromas> Subsentient: tons! You could install Nexus on SubLinux
[11:18:30] <Subsentient> Kinda wanna make a drone out of a 10W laser diode, a remote control car, and one of these Pine64 things
[11:18:46] <Subsentient> chromas: SubLinux doesn't support ARM.
[11:18:52] <Subsentient> oh btw
[11:19:02] <Subsentient> almost ready to let my packrat code out for public review
[11:19:06] <chromas> well, soon you'll have reason to add support
[11:19:10] <Subsentient> all basic functionality works
[11:19:15] <chromas> How's the modem?
[11:19:18] <chromas> cool
[11:19:24] <Subsentient> it's now usable.
[11:19:31] <chromas> woohoo++
[11:19:31] <Bender> karma - woohoo: 10
[11:19:39] <Subsentient> Got lots of stuff to do left, but it's now a basic slackware-esque package manager.
[11:19:56] * chromas will be comparing it to pacman >:)
[11:19:56] <cmn32480_phone> I fly enough that I get it for free
[11:20:07] <Subsentient> It has no dependency resolution.
[11:20:14] <Subsentient> I opted to use squashfs images for the package format too.
[11:20:24] <Subsentient> it literally mounts them so it can scan contents without extracting everything.
[11:20:50] <crutchy> might make for a better shevaplug
[11:21:11] <crutchy> with a little ssd drive, awesomesauce portable web/fileserver :D
[11:21:20] <chromas> hm. what would it be like to have an os where everything is mounted archives?
[11:22:05] <Subsentient> chromas: I kinda like the idea.
[11:22:13] <crutchy> cmn32480_phone, do all the hot little stewardesses know you by first name?
[11:22:16] <Subsentient> I contemplated making a unionfs system like that once.
[11:22:24] <Subsentient> chromas: Wait, doesn't Haiku OS do that?
[11:22:59] <chromas> I know it doesn't follow the Linux (unix?) rule of a directory per filetype (one for libs, one for bins) but you could have a squashfs for each installed package
[11:23:00] <cmn32480_phone> Crutchy - yeah, but they don't wanna join the mile high club either
[11:23:08] <chromas> Subsentient: Not sure; I haven't played with Haiku enough
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[11:23:26] <chromas> cmn32480_phone: well, there's always Lefty and Righty
[11:23:48] <crutchy> cmn32480_phone, maybe should try a few pickup lines from tama :D
[11:23:48] <chromas> and…you do have wifi…
[11:23:57] <cmn32480_phone> Rosie palms and her 5 friends?
[11:24:12] <crutchy> mrs palmer and her five daughters
[11:24:17] <chromas> It's not prostitution if you get a five-finger discount
[11:24:40] <cmn32480_phone> Wait I gotta pay for that?
[11:24:41] <chromas> that's so naughty, crutchy
[11:24:45] <chromas> milf + wincest
[11:24:57] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure stewardesses give better handjobs
[11:25:17] <cmn32480_phone> Unknown
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[11:25:40] <chromas> "Excuse me, miss? I think I got a bump here, can you check it out?"
[11:26:10] <cmn32480_phone> Rub this for me see if the pain goes away?
[11:26:19] <chromas> "I think it's swelling; do you have anything that can help?"
[11:26:31] <crutchy> "excuse me miss, i seem to be having difficulty flushing the toilet"
[11:26:41] <cmn32480_phone> Lol
[11:26:43] <crutchy> "gosh there's not much room in here"
[11:26:51] <crutchy> "that's just my flashlight"
[11:26:58] <crutchy> s/as/es/
[11:26:58] <sedctl> <crutchy> "that's just my fleshlight"
[11:27:12] <cmn32480_phone> Lol
[11:27:29] <Subsentient> Damn, so good to have NEXUS working again.
[11:27:46] <Subsentient> I was off IRC a lot because I really do use NEXUS a lot and I've become kinda spoiled
[11:27:47] <chromas> "I'm a little dry over here. TSA wouldn't let me bring bottles on the plane; can you help?"
[11:27:48] <crutchy> "oops your skirt seems to have lifted itself. let me get that for you"
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[11:28:09] <chromas> Subsentient: yeah, there were a couple peeps in #epoch asking about you
[11:28:32] <crutchy> Subsentient, we thought you might have pulled a xlefay
[11:28:44] <cmn32480_phone> I hope the lady next to me isn't reading this
[11:28:50] <Subsentient> nahh
[11:28:59] <Subsentient> I just really take NEXUS for granted.
[11:29:00] * chromas hopes xlefay now pulls a Subsentient
[11:29:22] <crutchy> hey biatch sitting next to the dude with the chat app... he is uber hung. you should so blow him
[11:29:48] <cmn32480_phone> Nice. Her husband might not like that
[11:29:54] <crutchy> his name is mr ed :p
[11:30:01] <chromas> There's always room for one more
[11:30:24] cmn32480_phone is now known as caballo
[11:30:28] <crutchy> luckily there's multiple sockets
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[11:31:12] caballo is now known as cmn32480_phone
[11:31:45] <cmn32480_phone> Ok. Back in a couple.
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[11:31:58] <chromas> See, one of those lines must've worked
[11:32:06] <chromas> Or…it didn't
[11:32:23] <crutchy> snake on a plane
[11:32:37] <crutchy> s/^/trouser /
[11:32:37] <sedctl> <crutchy> trouser snake on a plane
[11:33:27] <chromas> oh shit
[11:33:34] <chromas> "Miss, can you come suck the venom out?"
[11:34:26] <crutchy> aw shit. now i wanna watch red planet
[11:43:40] <cmn32480|away> sheesh
[11:43:44] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[11:43:52] <cmn32480> you guys are hilarous
[11:44:07] <cmn32480> !grab sedctl
[11:44:07] <Bender> Added quote 629
[11:44:39] <cmn32480> but I'm back
[11:44:42] <cmn32480> from the laptop
[11:45:14] <cmn32480> at 30k feet
[11:45:26] <cmn32480> ~weather miami
[11:45:28] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, clear, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 85% - Saturday mostly sunny (73°F:81°F / 23°C:27°C), Sunday scattered showers (74°F:80°F / 23°C:27°C), Monday mostly sunny (71°F:82°F / 22°C:28°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (71°F:82°F / 22°C:28°C)
[11:52:07] <cmn32480> ~weather
[11:52:08] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 46°F / 8°C, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 0 mph, humidity 92% - Saturday partly cloudy (51°F:64°F / 11°C:18°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (54°F:67°F / 12°C:19°C), Monday rain (53°F:63°F / 12°C:17°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (43°F:63°F / 6°C:17°C)
[11:52:24] <cmn32480> at least it is an improvement!
[11:53:14] * chromas wonders if gps coordinates work
[12:02:39] <cmn32480> unknown
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[12:13:48] <SirFinkus> typo in the lastest story Bbullshit
[12:40:32] <cmn32480> fixed SirFinkus
[12:40:41] <cmn32480> naptime
[12:40:47] <cmn32480> c-ya all later
[12:40:59] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[12:46:18] <crutchy> o/
[12:46:28] <crutchy> stay safe
[12:47:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Recognizing BS: On the Reception and Detection of Pseudo-Profound Bbullshit - http://sylnt.us - orly?
[12:48:25] <crutchy> might be varnished still
[13:17:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Recognizing BS: On the Reception and Detection of Pseudo-Profound Bullshit - http://sylnt.us - orly?
[14:18:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ban on Microbeads Passes U.S. House of Representatives - http://sylnt.us - non-biodegradeable
[15:45:39] <paulej72> Looks like we need to reboot all of the servers again for xen updates. Most will be updated dec14 04:00 utc.
[15:49:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Discovered a Disease? WHO Has New Rules for Avoiding Offensive Names - http://sylnt.us - political-correctness-gone-more-rediculous
[17:51:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cornell Prof: How to Find Satoshi Nakamoto - http://sylnt.us - ooops...we-got-the-wrong-guy
[19:22:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FISA Court's Appointed Advocate Challenges Government's 'National Security' Assertions - http://sylnt.us - gov't-appointee-fights-for-the-people
[20:53:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hey Iran, Saudi Arabia Has Some News for You - http://sylnt.us - tune-in
[20:59:00] <nick> changed the headline to: Saudi Arabia Launches News Website in Farsi, the Official Language of Iran
[20:59:42] <artificial> greetings
[21:00:30] <nick> seasonal or general?
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[21:11:39] <Gravis> yes
[21:12:02] <alexbst> gravious
[21:13:01] <Gravis> hi
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[21:21:34] <Gravis> nick: btw, thanks for changing the headline because "obnoxious" isn't a brand of news that we like
[21:23:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Saudi Arabia Launches News Website in Farsi, the Official Language of Iran - http://sylnt.us - tune-in
[21:25:34] <nick> as soon as i saw it, had to change it
[21:25:45] <nick> can't say ive been helping the last couple of weeks, but shit like that really gets to me
[21:27:59] <nick> it's quite appalling that npr used it as a headline, in my opinion anyway
[21:29:14] <alexbst> lol
[21:30:46] <nick> both the headline and summary should be as informative as possible
[21:35:02] <alexbst> unlike many /. ones :-)
[21:35:29] <nick> wouldn't know anymore
[21:38:56] <nick> since the slashcott i have only visited the green site for SN related matters
[21:39:10] <SirFinkus> spamming
[21:39:45] <nick> sharing how i make $600 a day editing news online
[21:43:37] <chromas> I heard it also adds at least three inches
[21:44:48] <nick> along with other great things your doctor does not want you to know about
[21:45:33] <chromas> Not th–not that I'd be keeping an eye on such topics
[21:45:41] <SirFinkus> dice hates him! one weird trick to run a tech news site
[21:46:45] <nick> that needs to be a story one day
[21:48:07] <chromas> "He switches from /. to SN. Her reaction will bring you to tears!"
[21:52:00] <nick> not sure how effective or reputable this could be for promotion and awareness, but it would make me laugh to see some SN parodies of that kind of spam
[21:52:32] <nick> i'd turn off adblock for that
[21:58:49] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:58:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1971
[22:06:04] <SirFinkus> banner ads that ban anyone who clicks them from the site
[22:06:14] <alexbst> hahaha
[22:06:19] <alexbst> in for a win SirFinkus
[22:06:23] <alexbst> I love that idea.
[22:12:29] <SirFinkus> One weird trick to keep the Signal to Noise Ratio on Your Site!
[22:12:45] <SirFinkus> *Improve The
[22:16:18] <crutchy> unfortunately you still need a ready supply of fools to keep giving you money
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[22:55:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Forget "Life as we Know it" - What About Matter, or Just Strange Molecules? - http://sylnt.us - cosmic-incongruity
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