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[23:41:14] <PointerCache> ^ 03Netherlands votes to splash cash on encryption projects • The Register
[23:41:14] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
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[23:35:27] <PointerCache> ^ 03Next Big Future: Dwave Quantum computers are speeding up by 30,000 to 1 million times every 1-2 years
[23:35:26] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[23:35:16] <PointerCache> ^ 03Microsoft pitches lobotomized Cortana for iOS, Android handsets • The Register
[23:35:16] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:32:43] <Bender> karma - irregular_sleeping_patterns: 1
[23:32:43] <takyon> irregular_sleeping_patterns++
[23:31:59] <Bender> karma - books: 1
[23:31:59] <JamesNZ> books++
[23:29:17] <takyon> F_UCK
[23:29:13] <SirFinkus> god forbid your kid buys books
[23:29:03] <takyon> Have they become more socially isolated?
[23:29:02] <takyon> Do they use the full data allowance on the home broadband?
[23:29:01] <takyon> Are they resistant when asked what they do online?
[23:29:00] <takyon> Do they get an income from their online activities, do you know why and how?
[23:29:00] <takyon> Do they have irregular sleeping patterns?
[23:29:00] <takyon> Are they interested in coding? Do they have independent learning material on computing?
[23:29:00] <takyon> Is your child spending all of their time online?
[23:27:47] <SirFinkus> I think I hit all of those
[23:26:27] <takyon> hahahahahaah
[23:25:49] <SirFinkus> lol
[23:25:49] <PointerCache> ^ 03National Crime Agency - Preventing young people from getting involved in cyber crime
[23:25:47] <SirFinkus> http://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk
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[23:20:10] <chromas> or "a person with knowledge or a skill considered to be complex, arcane, and difficult"
[23:19:04] <takyon> or engineer
[23:18:54] <takyon> more like scientist
[23:15:16] <chromas> or expend one. /me will now internally s/boffin/nerd/
[23:14:42] <chromas> Oh, looks like it's a way to save a syllable
[23:13:51] <chromas> it's like when news tv suddenly started saying "pundits" all the time
[23:13:33] <chromas> I keep forgetting
[23:13:11] <takyon> we've defined it on like 5 stories
[23:13:02] <takyon> that's terrible
[23:12:36] <exec> boffin: unable to find definition
[23:12:35] <chromas> ~define boffin
[23:11:53] <PointerCache> ^ 03Boffins teach cars to listen for the sound of a wet road • The Register
[23:11:52] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:09:55] * chromas changes the password on his SpyBear® brand bear-with-secret-camera
[23:05:55] <PointerCache> ^ 03Toys could be used as spying devices, MPs told - BBC News
[23:05:54] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
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[22:29:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Report Recommends Cutting Antibiotic Use in Agriculture - http://sylnt.us - penicillin-addiction
[22:13:16] <PointerCache> ^ 03Bethesda Game Studios Opens Montreal Branch, Headed By Yves Lachance
[22:13:15] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
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[21:44:34] <cmn32480> #github is populating
[21:44:27] <cmn32480> crutchy - working
[21:43:43] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (159 aliases)
[21:43:42] <cmn32480> token is fixed
[21:43:35] <cmn32480> ~rehash
[21:40:34] <takyon> ok subbed the bitcoin story
[21:37:11] <PointerCache> ^ 03Sign in to GitHub · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[21:37:10] <crutchy> tokens are created in account settings @ https://github.com
[21:35:15] <crutchy> i think you can use uname/pwd too though. can't remember the syntax for that though
[21:34:52] <PointerCache> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/github_feed.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[21:34:51] <crutchy> https://github.com
[21:34:50] <crutchy> this is the juicy bit that sets an auth header from a token stored in a file
[21:33:24] <crutchy> feck. too many windows open :/
[21:32:48] <cmn32480> I have to learn PHP then rtfsc
[21:32:41] <cmn32480> you are a step ahead of me
[21:32:30] * crutchy has to rtfsc to remember how it works'
[21:32:25] <cmn32480> then created the pwd file he was looking for
[21:32:14] <cmn32480> all I did was remove your username and put mine in
[21:31:40] <cmn32480> <--NOOB
[21:31:38] <crutchy> oh you tweaked the script to use that. yeah that would prolly work too
[21:31:13] <cmn32480> I think all he needs is the username and pwd
[21:31:12] <crutchy> an api key or summin
[21:31:06] <crutchy> i think it uses some kinda key
[21:30:57] <cmn32480> umm.... no
[21:30:56] <crutchy> oh actually dont need that
[21:30:36] <crutchy> hmm. did you set up a ssh key?
[21:30:26] <crutchy> only a little tweak, but might hopefully trigger it
[21:28:16] <Bender> karma - teamwork: 18
[21:28:16] <cmn32480> teamwork++
[21:27:54] * cmn32480 pulls
[21:27:44] * crutchy pushes
[21:27:41] <crutchy> hmm
[21:27:30] <cmn32480> since i did it: absolutely NOTHING!
[21:27:16] <crutchy> its nice to see what's going on in code land
[21:27:14] <cmn32480> but I fixed taht
[21:27:10] <cmn32480> I forget
[21:27:08] <cmn32480> or maybe I used mine...
[21:27:03] <crutchy> that feed is prolly one of the more useful things that bot does
[21:26:55] <cmn32480> so that error is gone.
[21:26:45] <crutchy> ah cool
[21:26:37] <cmn32480> and I created a github acct for exec too
[21:26:35] <crutchy> ~tama
[21:26:32] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~tama" and INTERNAL command template "~last channel=#$ nick=tama" saved
[21:26:30] <crutchy> .macro ~tama * internal ~last channel=#$ nick=tama
[21:26:15] <cmn32480> and prolly others too
[21:25:55] <cmn32480> and bender
[21:25:51] <cmn32480> and ciri
[21:25:37] <cmn32480> exec ignores tama
[21:25:30] <cmn32480> prolly won't work
[21:25:21] <crutchy> 'systemd is dickbutt'
[21:24:57] <Bender> karma - tama: 9
[21:24:57] <crutchy> tama++
[21:24:46] * crutchy ponders writing a script that pastes the last tama quote in here so that the masses can appreciate its supreme intellect too
[21:23:56] <crutchy> ~tama
[21:23:43] <takyon> confused yet?
[21:23:35] <takyon> I think whoever the real Bitcoin man is, he used the name of that guy, who had some math background maybe
[21:23:12] <cmn32480> HA!
[21:23:07] <cmn32480> oh an ACTUAL guy?
[21:23:01] <takyon> by they I mean Newsweek
[21:22:57] <takyon> they fingered a guy named Satoshi Nakamoto, but he disclaimed responsbility
[21:22:56] <cmn32480> yeah that was the name
[21:22:44] <takyon> Satoshi Nakamoto is a pseudonym
[21:22:32] <cmn32480> it was a Japanese guy, I think, but the name escapes me
[21:22:17] <cmn32480> I thoguht they knew who started bitcoin
[21:20:46] <takyon> "Wired and Gizmodo "Out" Possible Bitcoin Inventor, Who is Then Raided Over "Unrelated" Matter"
[21:20:43] <takyon> how's this for a headline:
[21:20:38] <takyon> heheh
[21:20:32] <takyon> s'because I wrote them
[21:18:54] <alexbst> particularly liked the ones related to cancer.
[21:18:45] <alexbst> some great articles recently
[21:17:18] <PointerCache> ^ 03Where In The World Is Satoshi Nakamoto? The Latest In The Bitcoin Saga : All Tech Considered : NPR
[21:17:18] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[21:17:08] <takyon> background:
[21:17:02] <takyon> ok time to write about the bitcoin man
[21:17:00] <cmn32480> completely incompetant
[21:16:55] <cmn32480> the second one
[21:12:27] <takyon> or incompetent and malicious
[21:12:13] <takyon> because they are insane
[21:10:20] <cmn32480> why do custoemrs who bought 1 thing 10 yeasrs ago think they are entitled to support?
[20:58:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dinosaurs Evolved Much Faster Than Previously Thought - http://sylnt.us - jurassic-for-trouble
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[20:39:20] <takyon> but I'll be writing that if it's not around already
[20:39:12] <takyon> we need a story on the potential Bitcoin founder being arrested
[20:33:39] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[20:33:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit http://www.polygon.com
[20:23:47] <PointerCache> ^ 03Monkey Sees A Magic Trick - YouTube
[20:23:46] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[20:23:36] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[20:23:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit http://www.pocket-lint.com
[20:18:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> I know a guy in Vancouver who can get me a job - it won't be a good job but it will be a job so I'll have some income until I get a Real Job.
[20:17:52] <takyon> *there
[20:17:49] <takyon> go up their and smoke the kush
[20:17:42] <takyon> good timing, since Trudeau replaced Canada's Vader
[20:17:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah except I'm actually capable and willing to follow through on it
[20:16:21] <takyon> the Bush Gambit huh
[20:14:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> Also, my wife says that if he wins the Presidency, we should move to Canada.
[20:14:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> He's such an ass, we should just start calling him Donald Rump.
[20:10:08] <PointerCache> ^ 03Enraged Brits demand Donald Trump UK ban • The Register
[20:10:07] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[19:27:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nethack 3.6 Released After Only 12 Years - http://sylnt.us - still-faster-than-duke-nukem
[19:03:12] <mechanicjay> nice!
[19:02:54] <cmn32480> it'll go live at 00:00:00 UTC
[19:01:33] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 20
[19:01:33] <cmn32480> mechanicjay++
[19:01:28] <cmn32480> Sold! Excellent idea mechanicjay!
[18:56:29] <takyon> poll completed
[18:54:35] <mechanicjay> 8-bit home micro (Atari 800)
[18:53:59] <takyon> 16 bit intel
[18:49:40] <mechanicjay> And of course, I've never used a computer, you intensive clod!
[18:49:01] <mechanicjay> or something like that
[18:48:49] <mechanicjay> What platform was was your first computing experience on? Mainframe, Minicomputer, VAX, 8-bit home micro, 16 bit Intel, 32 bit x86, x86-64, Moose Wang.
[18:45:25] <mechanicjay> I have one
[18:44:47] <takyon> I have a lack of new ideas for poll
[18:44:32] <takyon> pollllllll
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[18:36:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> Alternatively, "Absolute power... (a) corrupts absolutely, (b) should not be weilded by any man, (c) should not be weilded by any woman, either, (d) is really neat."
[18:33:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> shit, I forget the line from the movie.
[18:33:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> A poll with six lines of "Bueller", three lines of "Anybody?" and one line of...
[18:30:23] <cmn32480> Bueller?
[18:30:21] <cmn32480> anybody?
[18:30:16] <cmn32480> any ideas for a new poll topic?
[18:23:19] <cmn32480> you only get a quick view?
[18:16:35] <takyon> noticed a google express van for the first time
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[17:56:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anti-Piracy Law Firm Johan Schlüter Bilked Entertainment Industry Out of $25m - http://sylnt.us - i-shouldn't-be-happy-about-this-but-i-am
[17:00:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> har, prolly
[17:00:29] <cmn32480> karma is a bitch, adn likely 20 min after... I'd have ti
[17:00:16] <cmn32480> can't do that
[16:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell em you gotta go, diarrhea
[16:58:46] <cmn32480> if I could get off this support call, I'd do that too
[16:58:32] <cmn32480> mmmmm fooooooooood
[16:57:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need some foods and some nap and some vidya. not necessarily in that order.
[16:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> but ima do that tomorrow
[16:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly fixed. still one or two little bugs i gotta chase down.
[16:52:51] <cmn32480> excelletn!
[16:52:49] <cmn32480> mostly broken?
[16:25:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, think that mostly has it
[16:24:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - B-52s - the Plane that Refuses to Die - http://sylnt.us - can't-seem-to-make-a-better-mousetrap
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[16:00:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> Is it -28 C?
[15:59:56] <alexbst> so cold
[15:59:52] <alexbst> fuckaduck it's cold
[15:38:17] <SirFinkus> http://www.dangermouse.net source code
[15:36:54] <SirFinkus> lol someone wrote a brainfuck interpreter in piet
[15:30:50] <chromas> neat
[15:30:45] <PointerCache> ^ 03DM's Esoteric Programming Languages - Piet
[15:30:44] <SirFinkus> http://www.dangermouse.net
[15:29:23] <SirFinkus> also the prettiest
[15:29:12] <SirFinkus> Piet (or is it Peit?) is my favorite esoteric programming language
[15:28:40] * chromas sets out to combine GW-Basic with brainfuck, perl and hopscotch
[15:27:43] <SirFinkus> works for politics too
[15:27:29] <Bender> karma - chromas: 138
[15:27:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++ # wisdom of the ages
[15:27:02] * chromas glares at jarviscript
[15:26:39] <chromas> though if it sucks hard enough, it would become standard
[15:26:13] <chromas> it was more of a crappy joke about butts and programming languages than having a standard
[15:25:59] <PointerCache> ^✓ 03xkcd: Standards
[15:25:59] <SirFinkus> https://xkcd.com
[15:25:32] <chromas> there's an xkcd about shit?
[15:25:14] <SirFinkus> obligatory xkcd
[15:25:06] <chromas> it can be the goatse of programming languages
[15:24:47] <chromas> we need a derivative called O. it can take all the shit from every other language and concentrate it
[15:24:45] <Gravis> ha! like your opinion matters.
[15:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> C > java > C++
[15:23:06] <Bender> karma - c: 41
[15:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> C++ is the butt of the body of programming languages
[15:21:58] <Gravis> forevers.
[15:21:56] <chromas> you didn't do conversation->set_context("c++");
[15:21:53] <Gravis> you fail english.
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[15:21:37] <chromas> nope
[15:21:11] <Gravis> nope. it was C++.
[15:20:41] <chromas> aside from relevant to the topic, which was perl
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[15:19:26] <Gravis> yeah... perl is irrelevant.
[15:18:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's plenty easy in perl as well, they just didn't do it.
[15:13:30] <Gravis> you know... serializing data of an unknown type is super easy in C++ thanks to template specialization
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[15:01:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to make it gtfo is what i'm going to do for now
[15:00:06] <cmn32480> i think that was built into her... she always seems to be able to point to right where it was before it got flushed
[14:59:32] <chromas> cmn32480: just put a pointer to your wife in your cache
[14:59:19] <cmn32480> interesting
[14:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, it will eventually but it has never before, no.
[14:58:45] <cmn32480> I mena.. every time my wife restarts shopping, my cache gets flushed
[14:58:40] <chromas> actually, put a new pointer in. no reason to delete the old pointer, it might become valid again in the future
[14:58:20] <cmn32480> shoudln't the cache get flushed on restart?
[14:57:51] <chromas> put a flag value in the cache that indicates it's restarting so it knows to delete the pointer. duh
[14:56:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> cache doesn't get flushed on server restart. the memory location would be invalid and there's no error checking for that.
[14:55:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> !!
[14:55:40] <cmn32480> it'll be an improvement!
[14:55:40] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: you're just jealous you didn't think of it
[14:55:31] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 44°F / 7°C, cloudy, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 84% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (45°F:54°F / 7°C:12°C), Thursday partly cloudy (44°F:60°F / 7°C:16°C), Friday partly cloudy (47°F:59°F / 8°C:15°C), Saturday partly cloudy (49°F:64°F / 9°C:18°C)
[14:55:30] <cmn32480> ~weather
[14:55:12] <cmn32480> I'll wave back
[14:55:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> Where from? Should I wave at your plane as it flies by?
[14:54:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah I was actually expecting Nassau to be warmer.
[14:54:41] <cmn32480> I'm headed to Miami
[14:54:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't store fucking memory locations in cache, you store goddamned data
[14:54:37] <cmn32480> but I'm not going to Nassau
[14:54:32] <chromas> but it's cooler
[14:54:14] <exec> 10Nassau, The Bahamas - currently 75°F / 24°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 6 mph, humidity 89% - Wednesday cloudy (73°F:77°F / 23°C:25°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (73°F:79°F / 23°C:26°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (74°F:78°F / 23°C:26°C), Saturday sunny (75°F:80°F / 24°C:27°C)
[14:54:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Nassau, Bahamas
[14:54:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> they essentially tried to store a pointer in cache
[14:54:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> If you're going to get weather for someplace warm, do it right.
[14:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone thought it'd be a good idea to store a goddamned reference in a cache so you could pull it back out later and access that same object.
[14:53:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DailyMotion Hit by Malvertising Attack Using the Angler Exploit Kit - http://sylnt.us - hook-line-and-sinker
[14:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, this bit someone else did
[14:53:34] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 76°F / 24°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 5 mph, humidity 82% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (68°F:79°F / 20°C:26°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (68°F:79°F / 20°C:26°C), Friday mostly sunny (71°F:79°F / 22°C:26°C), Saturday mostly sunny (73°F:80°F / 23°C:27°C)
[14:53:32] <cmn32480> ~weather miami
[14:53:19] <cmn32480> you wrote it!
[14:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is sick n wrong
[14:48:14] <cmn32480> from Sun -> Sun.
[14:47:58] <cmn32480> Google must have changed their format
[14:47:52] <cmn32480> now the days show again.
[14:47:42] <exec> 10St Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 65°F / 18°C, partly cloudy, wind E at 9 mph, humidity 87% - Wednesday partly cloudy (62°F:73°F / 17°C:23°C), Thursday sunny (60°F:74°F / 16°C:23°C), Friday sunny (63°F:76°F / 17°C:24°C), Saturday partly cloudy (67°F:78°F / 19°C:26°C)
[14:47:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 33701
[14:47:31] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[14:47:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather
[14:47:13] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 44°F / 7°C, cloudy, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 84% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (45°F:55°F / 7°C:13°C), Thursday partly cloudy (44°F:60°F / 7°C:16°C), Friday partly cloudy (47°F:61°F / 8°C:16°C), Saturday partly cloudy (49°F:64°F / 9°C:18°C)
[14:47:10] <cmn32480> ~weather
[14:46:58] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (159 aliases)
[14:46:50] <cmn32480> ~rehash
[14:38:07] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 75°F / 24°C, mostly sunny, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 87% - mostly cloudy (68°F:79°F / 20°C:26°C), mostly cloudy (68°F:79°F / 20°C:26°C), mostly sunny (71°F:79°F / 22°C:26°C), mostly sunny (73°F:80°F / 23°C:27°C)
[14:38:04] <cmn32480> ~weather miami
[14:35:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's why. something's trying to store a fscking hash in the goddamned cache.
[14:31:51] <SirFinkus> dog is not pleased
[14:31:47] <RMS> ^ 03America :: Live lightning maps :: United States :: USA :: LightningMaps.org
[14:31:47] <SirFinkus> http://www.lightningmaps.org
[14:31:01] <SirFinkus> I'm not lying, see?
[14:30:57] <RMS> ^ 03Real-Time Lightning Map :: LightningMaps.org
[14:30:56] <SirFinkus> http://www.lightningmaps.org
[14:30:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky
[14:27:31] <SirFinkus> I can really only remember 2 proper ones in all the time I've lived here
[14:27:14] <SirFinkus> we almost never get thunderstorms
[14:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer slow, exec
[14:26:44] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 50°F / 10°C, cloudy, wind SW at 13 mph, humidity 84% - showers (40°F:51°F / 4°C:11°C), rain (41°F:48°F / 5°C:9°C), rain (40°F:47°F / 4°C:8°C), rain (42°F:45°F / 6°C:7°C)
[14:26:40] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 43°F / 6°C, cloudy, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 85% - mostly cloudy (45°F:55°F / 7°C:13°C), partly cloudy (44°F:60°F / 7°C:16°C), partly cloudy (47°F:61°F / 8°C:16°C), partly cloudy (49°F:64°F / 9°C:18°C)
[14:26:39] <MrPlow> Today: A steady rain this morning. Showers continuing this afternoon. High 49F. Winds SW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Tomorrow: Cloudy. Some light rain is likely. High 47F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 70%.
[14:26:39] <SirFinkus> #weather
[14:26:35] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. High 64F. Winds WSW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. High 69F. Winds SSW at 10 to 15 mph.
[14:26:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[14:26:33] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[14:26:32] <cmn32480> ~weather
[14:26:28] <cmn32480> ~wetaher
[14:26:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> not new for anywhere below the mason dixon line
[14:25:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> welcome to the world, as affected by climate change.
[14:25:03] <SirFinkus> that's a new one
[14:25:01] <SirFinkus> thunderstorm in fucking december?
[14:16:33] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[14:04:35] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[14:04:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit http://techcrunch.com
[14:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i dunno wtf happened there but it certainly happened
[14:01:49] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[13:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> go fer it, AndyTheAbsurd
[13:26:03] <RMS> ^ 03Four Billion Swipes Later, Bumble Comes To Android | TechCrunch
[13:26:03] * AndyTheAbsurd considers ~submitting http://techcrunch.com
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[13:25:48] * Linus_Stallman picks his nose and feeds it to his toe
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[13:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know, right?
[13:23:40] <crutchy> these damn lazy programmers nowadays... refusing to write their own operating system to run their programs. what has the world come to?
[13:22:30] <Bender> karma - third_party: -1
[13:22:30] <crutchy> third_party--
[13:21:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> forgot to install a module from cpan
[13:21:08] <crutchy> though i guess # covers a few languages
[13:20:20] <crutchy> i was thinking about making it comment the exec: line in the ~exec-del command, but it would be language-specific
[13:20:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooooh, i know why...
[13:18:00] <cmn32480> gotcha
[13:17:52] <crutchy> (in filth.php)
[13:17:46] <crutchy> yeah. need to comment the exec: line to kill it permanent
[13:17:29] <cmn32480> i expect I'll have to do that on each restart...
[13:16:59] <exec> alias "~filth" deleted from memory (not from file though)
[13:16:58] <cmn32480> ~exec-del ~filth
[13:16:34] <crutchy> 'cept it never looks fucked up when you first write it :/
[13:15:49] <crutchy> those sorts of codez need a "now i know this looks fucked up, but the reason i did this is..." sorta comment
[13:14:46] <crutchy> its more embarrassing when someone else picks it up and you can't remember how it works to explain it :p
[13:14:05] * crutchy gets code tunnelvision regliarly
[13:13:57] * cmn32480 goes back and rereads crutchys idea about nfi how it works....
[13:13:33] <crutchy> ah, well at least it makes sense why you can't make sense of it
[13:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i was on drugs or something
[13:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but i'm the one that wrote it
[13:12:51] <cmn32480> don't forget to flush after you pass it. that'll make it go away
[13:12:40] <crutchy> tmb, its what gives slashcode sentience
[13:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> have a sub that returns whatever you pass it. it makes no sense.
[13:12:16] <cmn32480> ZING!
[13:12:12] <crutchy> hehe
[13:12:06] * cmn32480 looks around and sees a bunch in exec's code....
[13:11:38] * crutchy senses one of those "nfi how or why this works, but shit breaks if i try to change it" code comments to follow
[13:10:13] * cmn32480 waits for dev to crash and burn
[13:09:58] <crutchy> dont touch it. that bad logic prolly holds the entire platform up :p
[13:09:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun, found some bad logic
[13:06:35] <cmn32480> that coudl be it
[13:05:38] <crutchy> from a quick squiz at my dodgy code, the error prolly results from there being no records returned from that sql query
[13:05:30] <cmn32480> I'm trying to figure out what it does crutchy
[13:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> two modules coded in the blind and zero typos. gotta love it.
[13:03:39] <crutchy> ~exec-del ~filth should disable it temporarily. sticking a # at the beginning of the exec: line and then a ~rehash will disable it permanently
[13:00:56] <crutchy> though not really hurting anything
[13:00:36] <crutchy> not sure. prolly could just disable it
[13:00:17] <crutchy> might be something on my pyewta thats not on yours
[12:59:48] <cmn32480> funny part is that I haven't touched anyhtign in that script
[12:59:35] <crutchy> its purpose is taunting ciri in #
[12:59:35] <cmn32480> I know.
[12:59:15] <crutchy> speaking of bugs, there seems to be one in exec's filth.php script
[12:55:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot, found bug!
[12:52:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Hacker Buba" Leaks Customer Records of a United Arab Emirates Bank - http://sylnt.us - even-the-rich-aren't-safe
[12:47:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, i need to set some db vars
[12:47:18] <cmn32480> ahhhhhhh
[12:47:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, Bytram breaks things after they're working. i make them work in the first place.
[12:46:29] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[12:46:25] * cmn32480|away wonders if he can change TheMightyBuzzard's name to Bytram....
[12:45:57] <cmn32480|away> WOO HOO!!!
[12:45:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey, breaking dev
[12:45:19] <cmn32480|away> AMEN!
[12:45:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1963
[12:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:44:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1962
[12:44:19] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[12:34:16] * TheMightyBuzzard smacks around the redis.conf file a bit
[12:32:48] <SirFinkus> I've got 200 hours in rocksmith, but I don't think that really counts
[12:31:31] <SirFinkus> I might have done that with morrowind
[12:31:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've probably played that many hours on MMOs and maybe starcraft but not much else.
[12:26:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> crutchy: I thought playing a game for 800 hours was for people that played Dwarf Fortress.
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[12:15:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me, i got like 30 hours in on FF 13 but expect to finish it in under a hundred
[12:10:49] <crutchy> ~exec-del ~filth
[12:09:13] <crutchy> and i thought i was antisocial
[12:08:04] <crutchy> someone with no life obviously
[12:07:55] <crutchy> who plays a game for more than 800 hours?
[12:07:40] <crutchy> lmao
[12:07:35] <crutchy> "Also just saying i can already tell you know very little about the game ( i am guessing 600-800 hours? maybe?). Meaning you actually don't know shit"
[11:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> last one i played was prolly halo 2
[11:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. i'm not a FPS kinda guy really
[11:48:07] * crutchy has played an old version of CS once years ago
[11:47:52] <crutchy> i still don't know what GO stands for
[11:47:34] * crutchy is so behind the times
[11:47:26] <crutchy> apparently there is a game called CS:GO
[11:24:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1961
[11:24:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:23:25] <RMS> ^ 03Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda - YouTube
[11:23:23] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:20:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unsafe Levels of Uranium Found in Water Used for Farming, Drinking - http://sylnt.us - glowing-review
[11:01:31] <SirFinkus> once he starts showing up here, we've arrived
[09:49:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Neurological Evidence Found for Chomsky's Theory of Internal Grammar - http://sylnt.us - me-talk-english-good
[08:50:48] <crutchy> this guy trolls pretty well. it might have challenged me
[08:50:24] <RMS> ^ 03TempleOS - Slashdot User ( http://slashdot.org )
[08:50:23] <crutchy> http://slashdot.org
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[08:25:42] <crutchy> "Davis is a former atheist who believes that he can "talk with God" and that God told him the operating system he built was God's official temple." oh man that's gold
[08:19:01] <crutchy> "a biblical themed lightweight operating system" oh lol damn i wish i had come across terry davis :p
[08:18:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Nanobombs" Used to Burst Cancer Cells When Exposed to Near-Infrared Light - http://sylnt.us - little-tiny-boom
[08:18:15] <crutchy> damn. i don't remember ever trolling a guy by that name
[08:17:50] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[08:17:49] <crutchy> ~g temple os
[08:11:49] <chromas> The Temple OS guy
[08:09:23] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, you've got Terry Davis' eyes
[08:07:40] <crutchy> who is terry davis?
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[06:47:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - £5 Billion in UK National Health Service IT Projects at High Risk of Failure - http://sylnt.us - so-much-for-project-management
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[06:13:04] <RMS> ^ 03Life Is Dranks - YouTube
[06:13:04] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:13:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Grrrrrr......
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[06:11:28] <SirFinkus> only one I can stand is bro team pill
[06:11:08] <Ethanol-fueled> SHUT.....UP!
[06:11:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Hate those fucking assholes.
[06:10:49] <RMS> ^ 03Thor Plays Strider (NES): Part 7 - YouTube
[06:10:49] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:10:26] <Ethanol-fueled> ERRRG a "lets play" asshole
[06:08:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Strider was a fucking awesome NES game.
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[06:05:59] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:05:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Come on, boy. get on my LEVEL.
[06:05:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha.....MAC.
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[06:03:58] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:03:20] <RMS> ^ 03Strider NES Video Walkthrough Part 1 - YouTube
[06:03:19] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:59:30] <RMS> ^✓ 03Strider NES Intro - YouTube
[05:59:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:59:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit.
[05:55:57] <SirFinkus> they stole his typewriter, he's really been backed into a corner
[05:55:30] <SirFinkus> it's retaliation
[05:55:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahheeeeheeehoooooo!
[05:55:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, is that non-violent extremism? If so, it depends on whether or not a building will blow.
[05:55:12] * chromas hasn't noticed him
[05:54:27] <SirFinkus> on SN
[05:54:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Actually, the double-equals was the triple-equals, which mathematically translates as "is defined as".
[05:54:03] <SirFinkus> that reminds me, has Terry Davis shown up yet?
[05:53:37] <Ethanol-fueled> CIA = DEMON.
[05:53:01] <SirFinkus> I doubt it, but his signs are probably painted with THERMITE PAINT
[05:53:01] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhahahahah
[05:52:53] <RMS> ^ 03SN comment by [02Ethanol-fueled (2792)] (02Score:1)
[05:52:52] <Ethanol-fueled> https://soylentnews.org
[05:52:23] <crutchy> from the wtc?
[05:50:24] <SirFinkus> then he tiled his driveway with crushed drywall and floor tiles
[05:50:05] <SirFinkus> then the first sign went up
[05:50:01] <SirFinkus> you know the type
[05:49:56] <SirFinkus> too friendly with the neighbors
[05:49:49] <SirFinkus> probably was a little strange
[05:49:42] <SirFinkus> I bet he seemed reasonable when he moved in
[05:46:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Finnkus, I haven't seen one of those since Topanga Canyon in L.A.
[05:46:00] <SirFinkus> it seems like every city has exactly one of those
[05:45:43] <RMS> ^ 03Chrono Trigger Remix: "When All Hope Has Faded" (OCRemix) - YouTube
[05:45:43] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:44:22] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAH.Hahahah. Hahaah. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[05:44:20] <SirFinkus> school concerts suck
[05:44:08] <Ethanol-fueled> crutch-dawg, tell them to SOD OFF.
[05:44:01] <SirFinkus> he owns several houses in that neighborhood, all similarly decorated
[05:43:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that looks like CIA = DEMON
[05:43:13] <crutchy> that time of year
[05:42:58] <crutchy> gotta go watch my kiddywinks at their school concert soon
[05:42:55] <SirFinkus> give that a try
[05:42:53] <RMS> ^ 03302 Moved ( https://www.google.com!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sMXWR_XLM4QgbrS9-GWG26w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?shorturl=1 )
[05:42:52] <SirFinkus> https://goo.gl
[05:40:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Let the shitposts flow through you!
[05:40:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Aye, Crutch-dawg.
[05:40:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Let me join you.
[05:40:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Do it, FInk.
[05:40:30] <crutchy> aye focker!
[05:40:23] <SirFinkus> I'll take a picture next time, probably on street view too
[05:40:03] <Ethanol-fueled> shut up Fink, you're as full of shit now as a German Prostitute's mouth is.
[05:39:34] <SirFinkus> I talked with him a few times, he claimed that the water company was putting estrogen in the water supply to pacify the populace
[05:39:28] <Ethanol-fueled> He was fucked by the system, like one.
[05:39:20] <Ethanol-fueled> He behaves like one.
[05:39:08] <SirFinkus> I think this guy is native american
[05:38:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, he's a Gook, not a Chink.
[05:38:24] <SirFinkus> with absurd political stances
[05:38:10] <SirFinkus> covered in signs in chinese and english
[05:38:01] <SirFinkus> I'll take a picture of this guy's house next time I drive by
[05:37:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Two degrees in Physics and Computer Science. Created a system for piano music notation.
[05:37:44] <SirFinkus> we have similar characters that live around here
[05:37:33] <SirFinkus> blocking the entire thing
[05:37:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Every native knows who he is.
[05:37:24] <SirFinkus> I read on, then I got a "sign up for are email spamlist" popup
[05:37:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Good article. Tuan is a fixture of San Diego.
[05:37:04] <SirFinkus> then, after 3 seconds, it reappeared, completely reflowed making me lose my space
[05:36:49] <SirFinkus> then it loaded another piece of javascript or something, and it disappeared
[05:36:35] <SirFinkus> article loaded
[05:36:32] <SirFinkus> holy fucking shit this website
[05:36:23] <Ethanol-fueled> The side of the van usually facing the street is covered by a once-yellow road sign, now painted blue. In eight-inch block letters, he's written, “CIA A BAD LIAR.”
[05:35:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Not an idiiot. Created a system for music notation.
[05:35:36] <RMS> ^ 03Tuan Nguyen San Diego
[05:35:34] <Ethanol-fueled> http://sdcitybeat.com
[05:35:14] <SirFinkus> lol
[05:35:08] <Ethanol-fueled> You might as well have licensed Tuan Nguyen. AKA CIA = DEMON.
[05:34:33] <SirFinkus> I'd post some, but the licensing isn't in a good state yet
[05:33:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Horseshit.
[05:33:03] <SirFinkus> the music is pretty interesting though
[05:33:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Useless.
[05:32:52] <SirFinkus> yeah, he was a bit nuts
[05:32:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Pffft, that's some Michael David Crawford-tier theory shit.
[05:32:14] <SirFinkus> his tonal system https://www.eskimo.com
[05:31:52] <SirFinkus> can you make heads or tails of this? https://www.eskimo.com I half get it
[05:31:37] <Ethanol-fueled> That key is like B-flat or some ugly shit, but can be easily transposed into something more easily playable.
[05:30:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Some.
[05:30:47] <SirFinkus> know any music theory?
[05:29:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Decent jam.
[05:29:37] <SirFinkus> soggy biscuit?
[05:29:25] <RMS> ^ 03Blood Roses - Tori Amos (Instrumental Harpsichord Cover) - YouTube
[05:29:24] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Let's circle-jerk to some fag shit.
[05:29:14] <SirFinkus> with added chili powder
[05:29:06] <SirFinkus> I ate an entire thing of velveeta mac and cheese last night
[05:28:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, it is likely like the gret red spot of Jupiter.
[05:28:12] * RMS picks foot
[05:28:10] <SirFinkus> good, my asshole is already a soft target
[05:28:07] <Bender> karma - printers: -5
[05:28:07] <RMS> printers--
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[05:27:30] <Ethanol-fueled> I saved your ass from asshole distruction.
[05:27:16] <SirFinkus> that's pretty zen
[05:27:09] <SirFinkus> lol
[05:27:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck it.
[05:26:31] <Ethanol-fueled> You must find it like this:
[05:26:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas is correct, if you want to find something to print,
[05:26:05] <Bender> karma - printers: -4
[05:26:05] <chromas> printers--
[05:26:05] <SirFinkus> I will say that they do shatter very satisfyingly
[05:25:41] <chromas> well dig through the pieces and try to find that button
[05:25:38] <SirFinkus> literally, connected the old one and got some shitty out of ink gray prints
[05:25:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, it wants you.
[05:25:10] <SirFinkus> I already tossed the POS
[05:25:00] <chromas> Try holding the form feed button a few seconds (if it has one)
[05:24:26] <SirFinkus> even if cryptic
[05:24:16] <SirFinkus> pc load letter is at least more informative
[05:24:04] <SirFinkus> nope, that's all the info it gave me
[05:23:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, they tell you. just right-click in Windows.
[05:23:22] <chromas> Is that the printer in your scanner?
[05:23:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I've been sober for over a month. It SUCKS!!!
[05:23:02] <SirFinkus> "printer is in error state" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?
[05:22:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, it makes me angry that I can smoke the Sweet Leaf.
[05:22:19] <chromas> bet they still got cash4clunkers
[05:20:49] <SirFinkus> then a few clunker albums until heaven and hell
[05:20:29] <SirFinkus> pretty much all early sabbath songs are awesome
[05:19:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Sweet Leaf is an awesome song.
[05:18:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Smoked a couple blunts fils' like ya smoke a KEE-LO-GRAM.
[05:18:44] <SirFinkus> my friend didn't know what this song was, I almost disowned him
[05:18:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Mmm-mm good.
[05:18:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Smoke and Choke, eat some soul-food. Chicken-Fried steak.
[05:18:16] <SirFinkus> more my speed
[05:18:13] * SirFinkus is listening to Black Sabbath — Sweet Leaf, from the album Master Of Reality
[05:17:32] <Ethanol-fueled> lighten up, fella. Relax.
[05:17:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, you just aint' gettin' high, smokin' dey Weed.
[05:17:14] <SirFinkus> and I have to fiddle with the fucking thing to get it to work every god damn time
[05:17:02] <SirFinkus> I print something like ONCE a month
[05:16:44] <SirFinkus> EVERY GOD DAMN TIME
[05:16:41] <SirFinkus> GOD DAMN FUCKING PRINTERS
[05:16:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Chairman Eric Schmidt Asks for "Spell-Checker" for Hate and Harassment - http://sylnt.us - what-first-amendment?
[05:14:50] <FatMac> ^* 03A.M.W. - "Gettin' High" - YouTube
[05:14:50] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:14:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Rollin' fat sacks for Whyte Bois
[05:13:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Some good music,.
[05:12:30] * Ethanol-fueled sings, "Guaranteed to get high, smokin' my weed"
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[05:12:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahah.
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[05:06:59] <Ethanol-fueled> You fucker Sods can't smoke weed like my N.I.G.G.A.Z. can.
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[05:04:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Dis' da' ril' Nigga sheeit.
[05:04:31] <FatMac> ^ 03A.M.W. - "Gettin' High" - YouTube
[05:04:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:57:16] <Ethanol-fueled> We ganked it from the Slauson Swap Meat.
[04:54:48] <FatMac> ^ 03Dr Dre 04 The Chronic The Day The Niggaz Took Over - YouTube
[04:54:46] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
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[04:40:32] <Ethanol-fueled> BahahahahahhhHAAHAAheeheehoooooooooooooooo!
[04:40:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to fall asleep now.
[04:38:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahhaha
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[04:30:25] * exec allegedly blows a bathtub of Debian at SpallsHurgenson
[04:30:23] <SpallsHurgenson> man, some freaky stuff's goin' down in Baltimore
[04:30:23] <cmn32480> ~gnight SpallsHurgenson
[04:30:04] <cmn32480> that shoudl have been w/ me
[04:30:01] <SpallsHurgenson> you married your mom?!?!?!
[04:29:57] <cmn32480> adn my typing is suffering.
[04:29:42] <cmn32480> my wife
[04:29:33] <cmn32480> nope
[04:29:15] <SpallsHurgenson> wait... he's going to bed with his mother?
[04:29:03] * exec spontaneously flings a wine flute of bewb at all
[04:29:01] <cmn32480> ~gnight all
[04:28:47] <cmn32480> off to bed wi ma
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[04:15:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahh.
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[04:04:59] <FatMac> ^ 03Wiki: Rayleigh scattering
[04:04:58] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:04:23] <SirFinkus> idk about that
[04:04:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Didn't they hire some pothead to be their Weed guru?
[04:03:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Heheheeeee
[04:00:35] <SirFinkus> they hired some hippy guy to write software to blur out faces in dashcams so they can release all their dashcam videos
[04:00:18] <Ethanol-fueled> California is every bad stereotype you hear about it. Washington has no bad stereotypes, or any stereotypes at all.
[03:59:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I've always loved Washington's attitude about these kinds of things.
[03:59:19] <SirFinkus> yeah, someone really needs to add gta graphics to it
[03:59:04] <chromas> needs a corner map
[03:58:36] <SirFinkus> yeah, SPD got in trouble with the justice department a few years back, so they've been getting better about this sort of thing
[03:58:12] <Ethanol-fueled> (classy as fuck)
[03:58:07] <Ethanol-fueled> The second is that their logo has the face of a Native American.
[03:57:53] <Ethanol-fueled> on so many levels. THe first is that the department was transparent enough to release it.
[03:57:40] <SirFinkus> WASTED
[03:57:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking awesome
[03:55:47] <SirFinkus> I've seen a lot of car chases, but this one is t best real one
[03:55:26] <SirFinkus> this guy has 5 stars
[03:55:21] <FatMac> ^* 03Officer involved shooting 12/06/15 - YouTube
[03:55:21] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:55:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Elaborate.
[03:55:08] <Ethanol-fueled> What kind?
[03:54:23] <SirFinkus> wanna see some GTA shit?
[03:54:18] <SirFinkus> hey Ethanol-fueled
[03:49:46] <chromas> tell it to feck off when it wants to be default
[03:49:36] <chromas> You don't have to use it for anything else
[03:49:23] <Ethanol-fueled> It happens so few times it's feasible to install and remove Chrome errytime I do.
[03:48:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Meh. Running netflix for "netflix and chill" is worth installing Chrome.
[03:48:16] <chromas> If you want a chromium with a big o logo there's always opera
[03:47:39] <chromas> well sure; it forgot your settings
[03:47:22] <Ethanol-fueled> > chromium remembers all shit
[03:47:16] <Ethanol-fueled> > exhaustively tweek settings to not remember shit
[03:47:05] <Ethanol-fueled> > install chromium
[03:46:33] <Bender> nobody upped nintendo yet
[03:46:33] <Ethanol-fueled> !whoup nintendo
[03:46:22] <chromas> !
[03:46:09] <Ethanol-fueled> whoup nintendo
[03:45:49] * chromas is taken far, far agasp
[03:45:47] <Ethanol-fueled> of course.
[03:45:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahhahahahah
[03:45:37] <Bender> uppers of chromium are: arti: 1
[03:45:37] <chromas> Bender: whoup chromium
[03:45:12] <Ethanol-fueled> somebody plus-plussed chromium without actually using it.
[03:45:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Airbnb Raises $1.5 Billion, Valued at Over $25 Billion - http://sylnt.us - come-rent-me
[03:44:54] <Bender> karma - chromium: 0
[03:44:54] <Ethanol-fueled> chromium--
[03:44:50] <Bender> karma - chrome: -3
[03:44:50] <Ethanol-fueled> chrome--
[03:44:42] <chromas> works on linux even; no wine
[03:44:32] <chromas> use google chrome
[03:44:23] <Ethanol-fueled> (for offocially depending on Silverlight)
[03:44:20] <chromas> did they delete more content?
[03:44:11] <Bender> karma - netflix: -1
[03:44:10] <Ethanol-fueled> netflix--
[03:44:07] <Bender> karma - netflix: 0
[03:44:07] <Ethanol-fueled> netflix--
[03:43:59] <Bender> karma of netflix is 1
[03:43:59] <Ethanol-fueled> !karma netflix
[03:41:56] <Bender> karma - kielbasa: 1
[03:41:56] <Ethanol-fueled> kielbasa++
[03:41:25] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, in mexico.
[03:41:19] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, in Mexico.
[03:37:38] * SpallsHurgenson figured out why his Roku and tablet weren't talking; some idiot had enabled AP isolation on the router. The fool!
[03:31:37] <SpallsHurgenson> (at least, not right in front of him :) :)
[03:31:05] * SpallsHurgenson wisely decides NOT to blame another man's wife
[03:30:02] <cmn32480> kielbasa for dinner
[03:29:33] <cmn32480> blame the wife
[03:29:22] <SpallsHurgenson> who's been feeding cmn32480 beans again?
[03:29:02] * cmn32480 release the smoke screen
[03:26:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Better release the chaff and flares so I can sneak in.
[03:22:34] * chromas makes note; reminder to watch for new staff members around that time
[03:21:39] <Ethanol-fueled> It won't end until Summer of next year.
[03:19:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Still doing crap, yes.
[03:19:14] <chromas> Still doing school? Java?
[03:18:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm a drinken inebriate slimedevil forced to hunch over this cursed workstation for school bullshit and I can still find the time and energy to paddle surf and run 4 miles at a time.
[03:17:37] <Ethanol-fueled> People aren't used as useful idiots against each others' health decisions, because there is not only the health of the military but the health of everybody else who visibly run or bike miles per day.
[03:16:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I'm glad I live in a city which places an importance on health.
[03:15:16] <chromas> That's victim blaming
[03:13:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Only if you let them be.
[03:13:19] <chromas> Calories are a tool of the Patriarchy
[03:12:22] <chromas> Gravis: oh yeah? then why do calories deposit themselves in different locations on women than they do on men?
[03:11:54] <chromas> well it's not spicy or anything and could use more seasoning and salt and stuff
[03:11:27] <chromas> Are you telling me the large hispanic population around here are too white to make authentic food? :D
[03:11:12] <Gravis> "<chromas> calories are sexist" <-- this is literally impossible
[03:11:04] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, what foods have you tasted which weren't "bland?"
[03:10:37] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, tacos perritos in the streets of Tijuana.
[03:10:24] <chromas> The local restaurants are "family restaurants" so the food's kinda bland. I ate from one of those trucks once; also bland, though the gristle added an authentic touch
[03:09:42] <chromas> So where does a person get authentic Mexican anyhow?
[03:08:54] * chromas pops out the turbo button
[03:08:24] <chromas> I guess if I had authentic burritos I'd be getting turbo diarrhea
[03:08:23] <Ethanol-fueled> There are no smoked peppers in them. They're not even authentic burritos. But they're healthier, and have organic free-range meat.
[03:07:40] <Ethanol-fueled> at a price of only 10 american dollars per burrito.
[03:07:35] <chromas> Tell me more about your smoked peppers
[03:07:06] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, Chipotle can help you lose those annoying burrito calories.
[03:06:14] <chromas> calories are sexist
[03:05:26] <Ethanol-fueled> *runs off the calories*
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[03:05:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I do. *devours garbage bag of greasy fried shit*
[03:04:53] <chromas> /nick Mac
[03:04:46] * chromas holds up a garbage bag of chimichangas
[03:04:39] <chromas> Anyone want a chimichanga?
[03:03:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh that Taylor Swift is such a bitch. *eats lardon burrito*
[03:02:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Fat chicks typically externalize blame of their own lack of self-control.
[03:01:18] <chromas> it's like they got married
[03:01:12] <chromas> it's just that, if they weren't fat, then they quit not being fat
[03:00:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing wrong with fat chicks. Most of them just buy into the fact that they also have to be angry and bitchy as a matter of their fatness.
[02:59:41] <chromas> If he knew what he was talking about, he'd have a real job ;)
[02:58:36] <Ethanol-fueled> > believing anything your college professors tell you if it ain't related to code compiling.
[02:58:29] <chromas> Probably the first feminist
[02:58:23] * chromas wonders who was the first woman to get fat after becoming a feminist
[02:57:56] <chromas> the Laci Green effect
[02:57:47] <Ethanol-fueled> The big butt came later :)
[02:57:35] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, she was a feminist since her indoctrination at college in Portland, Oregon.
[02:57:10] <chromas> Big butt; I assume that means she's a feminist
[02:57:04] <Bender> Added quote 624
[02:57:04] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab chromas
[02:56:55] <exec> sarah sharp: unable to find definition
[02:56:54] <chromas> ~define sarah sharp
[02:56:01] <Ethanol-fueled> The one which prompted, among many other things, the obsession with how much Sarah Sharp's butt has grown over a handful of years.
[02:55:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit....zerohedge today posted the manual which was posted here at SN days ago.
[02:42:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaheeheehooooo!
[02:42:40] <Ethanol-fueled> That badge isn't gonna shield you from a black eye, officer, unless you're wearing it as an eye-patch.
[02:41:55] * Ethanol-fueled sucks down a handle, goes wandering down the street naked fist-fighting cops
[02:41:24] <Ethanol-fueled> But booze is my bag, baby.
[02:41:02] <Ethanol-fueled> nicotine is awesome.
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[02:38:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> and whiskey
[02:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. need nicotine and some kim possible with monkey ninjas.
[02:37:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Heheeeheeheeheehooo!
[02:37:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah i meant FOR the women
[02:36:47] <Ethanol-fueled> But who smakes the smakers?
[02:36:36] <Ethanol-fueled> More reliable than women, that's for sure.
[02:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why god gived ya fists
[02:35:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Anything larger than this half-pack of Certs will do.
[02:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> six million dollar schlong?
[02:34:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, not particular if it's biological or technological then?
[02:34:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, not really waiting for one at all, just looking for an upgrade
[02:34:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, yer already on the waiting list, ain't ya?
[02:34:00] <Ethanol-fueled> We can rebuild them. We have the technology.
[02:33:48] <Ethanol-fueled> And good, for the sake of science.
[02:33:34] <Ethanol-fueled> I saw dat.
[02:33:15] <Lumberg> ^✓ 03First U.S. Penis Transplants To Begin Next Year | IFLScience
[02:33:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, since you missed it earlier: http://www.iflscience.com
[02:32:19] <cmn32480> 'Sdown
[02:32:18] <Gravis> that's fine. just thought i would share.
[02:32:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, home skillet
[02:32:04] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
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[02:31:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm all about the syndication
[02:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, only beef i can come up with is no personalized rss feed.
[02:30:07] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the only issues i've seen were a result of bad parsing.
[02:29:06] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: and it updates like... daily, so that's plenty of time to revert vandalism
[02:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> true, even when wrong.
[02:28:45] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: people are rather militant about the wiki page for their fav tv show
[02:28:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, so not exactly reliable then if someone wants to be a douche
[02:27:19] <Gravis> it updates by scraping wikipedia for data
[02:26:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> handy
[02:26:19] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: if you change the color of the shows you like, you can use "only show important stuff" to only display your shows
[02:26:14] <Lumberg> ^ 03Beavis Butthead Breaking the law - YouTube
[02:26:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:25:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, see thas the thing about me. if i don't like a law i just break it.
[02:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, handy
[02:24:58] <Gravis> chromas: yep. ;)
[02:24:45] <chromas> Gravis: thief!
[02:24:39] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: try clicking one of the listings and you will see what i mean
[02:24:26] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i like the links to searches on torrent sites that airdates.tv provides
[02:23:18] <MrPlow> Get off my lawn!
[02:23:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #perl6
[02:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, prolly.
[02:22:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dig followshows.com for keeping me a personal feed of what's airing when.
[02:22:41] <cmn32480> as an example: Hey Buzzard, when I was born, you were in high school!
[02:22:17] <cmn32480> doesn't take much
[02:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, got a feeling it's gonna make me feel old though.
[02:21:42] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: it's very useful
[02:21:20] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: have you seen this site? http://www.airdates.tv
[02:12:51] <cmn32480> I can only hope I had a hand in crushing them.
[02:12:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy's hopes and dreams
[02:11:25] * cmn32480 wonders what else is busted in exec
[02:10:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. i'm not paying $5 for a candy bar though, so mass market it is.
[02:10:36] <cmn32480> nope still broken.. sorry Gravis
[02:10:27] <cmn32480> ~murder
[02:10:23] <cmn32480> welll... looks liek the github feed is fixed...
[02:10:07] <cmn32480> certain limitations to that choice of retailer
[02:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> as far as candy bars you can get at a gas station go anyway
[02:09:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hersheys symphony is some good, good chocolate
[02:08:31] <cmn32480> I prefer Baby Ruth
[02:08:18] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[02:07:23] <cmn32480> check your SN email
[02:06:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> durn't matter. calibre makes any format but pdf my friend.
[02:04:48] <cmn32480> epub?
[02:04:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> may give it a read. not specially into historical stuff but meh, i'll give it a shot.
[02:03:38] <cmn32480> it was a pretty good series
[02:03:23] <cmn32480> first season is out and done
[02:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought they already had, oh, right, different tenst of making.
[02:02:51] <cmn32480> book 2 comes out on Starz in April
[02:02:33] <cmn32480> starz is making a series out of it
[02:02:24] <cmn32480> well written stuff.
[02:02:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[02:02:03] <cmn32480> all about he adventures
[02:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly into urban fantasy currently but it's fucking HARD to find any that's not some bullshit chick lit with vampires.
[02:01:52] <cmn32480> basic story line: lady goes back through a Stone circle in Scotland to 200 years prior to when she started.
[02:01:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't say as i have.
[02:00:58] <cmn32480> buzzard - you read any outlander?
[01:59:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> has monkey ninjas. what's not to love?
[01:58:52] <chromas> see? classic tv
[01:58:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could go fire up some kim possible
[01:58:36] <chromas> porn
[01:58:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> brain's tired of coding. thumbs are tired of vidya. don't have any new good books to read. it's tv or sit around poking myself in the forehead to stay awake till bedtime.
[01:57:46] <chromas> Rocko or somethung
[01:57:44] <Gravis> chromas: that falls under the "nothing good to watch"
[01:57:27] <chromas> or watch classic tv
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[01:57:04] <Gravis> when there is nothing good to watch, watch nothing.
[01:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> still better than most of what's on.
[01:56:22] * TheMightyBuzzard shrugs
[01:56:16] <Gravis> that show can't get canned fast enough
[01:55:49] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: also, it's bad fiction, so no, not really.
[01:55:35] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: pff... if that were the case, she would have shot the guy
[01:54:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus she's always totally at the mercy of whatever brain she's on. makes no effort to control her emotions whatsoever.
[01:53:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nah. cops don't interest me except by their absence.
[01:53:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[01:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> most girls i've met are though, so accurate enough.
[01:52:59] <Gravis> "i feel conflicted about killing a killer!" *friend gets killed*
[01:52:54] <chromas> not the historical police documentary then
[01:52:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true.
[01:52:28] <Gravis> izombie? that girl is an emotional weakling.
[01:52:17] <chromas> ah
[01:51:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, marvel's agents of
[01:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> same old narcissistic envy.
[01:51:47] <chromas> the shield's still around?
[01:51:26] <Gravis> same ol' condescending two-faced bullshit.
[01:51:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, izombie, the flash, and shield
[01:50:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hush now, adults were talking.
[01:50:37] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: trust me, you don't have to tell people you are a piece of shit, they already know.
[01:50:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i never said i was a particularly good person.
[01:50:03] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i suppose it's a good thing you are just full of shit so that nobody takes you seriously. :)
[01:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> not quite but i'm well aware of the ethics of it. i just don't care.
[01:48:58] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: yep. by your logic, you should starve for being a drain on society.
[01:48:14] <chromas> there's tuesday tv?
[01:48:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> copyright violator
[01:48:00] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: thief!
[01:47:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm bored, make tuesday tv torrents hurry up and come out.
[01:45:52] <cmn32480|away> no chuckling buzzard
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[01:24:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> and impressed
[01:21:13] <chromas> if they notice, they're racists
[00:58:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe get segments of several grafted together and have different colored stripes. i mean they do say horizontal stripes make things look fatter.
[00:49:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd be tempted to get a black one just to freak chicks out.
[00:47:57] <Lumberg> ^ 03First U.S. Penis Transplants To Begin Next Year | IFLScience
[00:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.iflscience.com
[00:45:54] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[00:45:46] <cmn32480|away> f**king comcast.....
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