#Soylent | Logs for 2015-12-07

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[00:35:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India's Solar Generation Surpasses the 5 GW Mark - http://sylnt.us - future-looks-bright
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[00:56:20] * SpallsHurgenson goes holiday shopping and good god, Epson inks have nothing on women's perfume... $250 for 3oz of smelly liquid?
[00:56:48] <chromas> and they don't even color things!
[00:57:00] <arti> they're naturally red already
[00:57:02] <arti> #lipstick
[00:58:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I feel less guilty about (jokingly) suggesting a new video-card for my gift :) :)
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[01:01:08] <SoyCow1602> Hail from soylia, Land of the Soylents!
[01:01:37] <arti> what news from the outside world?
[01:02:24] <SpallsHurgenson> there's an OUTSIDE world now? What does nobody tell me these things
[01:02:39] <arti> oh for great fun, google EJ johnson
[01:02:45] <arti> image search
[01:04:35] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, warhammer?
[01:07:26] <SpallsHurgenson> El'Johnson, primarch of the Dark Angels! Burn the heretic, kill the mutange, purge the unclean!
[01:07:55] <SpallsHurgenson> words to live by, I think we all can agree.
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[01:10:53] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup fellas.
[01:11:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm hungry for some pastrami about now.
[01:11:10] <arti> nice!
[01:11:16] * arti thumbwrestles for italian beef
[01:11:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I think we should all thank arti for reminding of this important catechism so that we may keep them in mind during the upcoming holidays
[01:12:24] <Ethanol-fueled> What a load of shite.
[01:12:38] <arti> eventually everything is dude
[01:12:42] <arti> except bubblegum
[01:12:45] <arti> and watermelon seeds
[01:14:02] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:14:03] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03huun-huur-tu - aa-shuu dekei-oo - YouTube
[01:14:09] <Ethanol-fueled> SOD OFF FUCKS
[01:14:32] <arti> i was expecting sweedish chef
[01:15:00] <arti> thanks for sharing this
[01:15:05] <arti> my life is enriched
[01:15:14] * arti now has more music to torment/share with people
[01:15:25] <arti> the carpool will be better for this
[01:15:39] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:15:39] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^✓ 03Huun-Huur-Tu / Aa-shuu dekei-oo / Tuva Türkleri - YouTube
[01:15:49] <arti> i can imagine conan listening to this
[01:17:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Underhand bow technique...fucking rad.
[01:17:54] <Ethanol-fueled> The early renaissance fuckers used underhand bow techniques for ancient stringed instruments.
[01:21:03] <Ethanol-fueled> The guy with the deep voice has a large cock.
[01:22:20] <arti> http://coalitionstate.com
[01:24:26] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:24:27] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03Dirge of Cerberus - Sneaky Cait Sith [HQ] - YouTube
[01:24:32] <Ethanol-fueled> That's a rad song.
[01:24:45] * arti listens
[01:24:51] <arti> new ffvii comin, ya?
[01:25:06] <Ethanol-fueled> that's from FF76 DoC
[01:25:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Good game.
[01:27:59] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:28:00] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 0315-Fight Tune "Girl Named Shelke"-FFVII:DoC OST - YouTube
[01:28:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Here's another one.
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[01:52:51] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAA
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[01:57:01] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:57:02] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03Huun-Huur-Tu - Live - YouTube
[01:59:47] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:59:47] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03huun-huur-tu - aa-shuu dekei-oo - YouTube
[02:01:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, someone mentioned the chargers licking balls?
[02:02:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, saw that. trailer looks sweeeeeet
[02:02:50] <Ethanol-fueled> SOD off, bastard.
[02:03:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> dig ff7 too cause you got to run around doin whatever you liked a lot. less YOU SHALL FOLLOW OUR STORY
[02:03:55] <Ethanol-fueled> FF7 was pretty cool.
[02:04:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ff3(6 japanese?) was da best though.
[02:04:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I agree.
[02:04:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Lots of characters and they all had development.
[02:04:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Good music.
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[02:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, if you name the lead chick "tits" the game gives you the following fortune cookie of timeless wisdom: Tits Has Magical Powers
[02:05:19] <Ethanol-fueled> And comic relief with...fuck, what was he called. The octopus.
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[02:05:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Ultros.
[02:05:47] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhashahaha
[02:06:17] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:06:17] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03Final Fantasy VI. 05 TunnlArmr - YouTube
[02:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> had that as my screensaver for a long time. kinda amazed i got away with that at work.
[02:06:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp, thas the huckleberry
[02:09:27] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:09:29] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03「Final Fantasy 6」 01-E ~ "Desert, Kefka, Magic" - YouTube
[02:09:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Now THIS is rad.
[02:12:15] <cmn32480> Daddy is gonna lose it soon
[02:12:31] <cmn32480> my kids have about 3 mintues to get in bed before my temper goes nuclear
[02:13:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> sell em to the gypos
[02:13:07] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, free power source!
[02:13:23] * SpallsHurgenson hooks up his computers to cmn32480 and then gives the kids some more candy
[02:13:37] <cmn32480> buzzard - that option is currently under consideration
[02:14:49] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:14:52] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[02:15:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> you gotta have a &v= in there
[02:15:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck, man, that was an awesome scene.
[02:16:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i fookin hate how youtube don't give you the proper url of the video yer watchin up top anymore. fuckin ajax.
[02:17:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.menshealth.com
[02:17:49] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03The Worst Masturbation Mistakes You Can Make ( http://www.menshealth.com )
[02:20:05] <Ethanol-fueled> UUUUGH.
[02:20:17] * Ethanol-fueled holds gun to head.
[02:21:51] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:21:52] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03FF6 Boss Series - #47: GODDESS - YouTube
[02:24:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Goffrdd
[02:24:40] <Ethanol-fueled> ZGoddess' armpit is pretty nice.
[02:24:53] <Ethanol-fueled> But it will still KILL all of you.
[02:25:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Hah. Hahah. HAHAHAHAHAhhahH
[02:26:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine time
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[02:31:33] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:31:35] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03Final Fantasy VIII Boss Battle 23 - Seifer Edea - YouTube
[02:31:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahaha
[02:32:33] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:33:56] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:37:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kids These Days: Six or Seven Nicknamed Generations - http://sylnt.us - can-the-next-one-be-bob
[02:39:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, i forgot to watch ash vs the evil dead last night. think i'll do that now.
[02:39:14] <Ethanol-fueled> edea is awesome.
[02:39:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll knead my dick to her.
[02:39:48] <Ethanol-fueled> sh is pretty awesome too.
[02:39:53] <Ethanol-fueled> ash^
[02:40:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Go for it, Buzzbomb.
[02:41:16] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, ash vs evil dead! good idear!
[02:42:58] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
[02:44:43] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> Starz still requires Flash. Time to whip out the ol' iPad
[02:46:39] <Ethanol-fueled> FUG off , bastards
[02:46:42] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAH!~
[02:46:52] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:46:52] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^✓ 03[PSX] Chrono Cross - Boss : Lynx, Second Battle - YouTube
[02:48:46] <Ethanol-fueled> SOd off, batardds! HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA
[02:48:52] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA\
[02:51:07] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK YOU MASTERBATARDSAS
[02:51:11] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
[02:51:22] <Ethanol-fueled> SUXK ME OFF FUCCCCKKKKKKK sticks
[02:51:27] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[02:52:17] <SpallsHurgenson> "Connection lost: This usually happens because your Internet Connection has a problem or you are ou of range (if using a WiFi connection). Once it was due to a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum . But that's a long story"
[02:52:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Suck my dick, nigger.
[02:52:31] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[02:52:51] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[02:54:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Pfffbgbgbgbgbgbg
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[03:05:07] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: give in; install flash >:)
[03:05:25] * chromas has Chrome installed specifically for Netflix
[03:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> netflix can eat it. thas what god created bittorrent for.
[03:15:11] <SpallsHurgenson> but surely no company would make it so the PIRATED version is less hassle to use than their own product! that would be... would be... that would be MADNESS
[03:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, must be my mistake and none of the tv over the internet vendors use drm.
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[03:21:01] <SpallsHurgenson2> hey, apparently keeping the router supplied with electricity is requirement to staying on the internet! :)
[03:27:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> they should put a backup hamster in them
[03:27:39] <cmn32480> then you gotta remember to feed them...
[03:27:45] <SpallsHurgenson2> apparently cmn32480 managed to get his kids to bed in time :-/
[03:27:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> really? huh, that musta been where i was going wrong...
[03:27:59] <cmn32480> nah.. the gypsies just left
[03:28:05] <cmn32480> talkative group they were
[03:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> did they throw in a dag with the deal?
[03:30:23] <cmn32480> no. wife woudln't take it
[03:31:37] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[03:31:38] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03SN Submission by Phoenix666: Practical Recursion Schemes in Haskell
[03:31:46] <cmn32480> is this somethgin that out to get pushed?
[03:32:32] <cmn32480> I dont' know enough to say yes no or maybe
[03:34:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not news but it looks worth reading
[03:34:45] <SpallsHurgenson2> you can always say maybe
[03:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, the FF7 remake is going to be episodic so they can squeeze more cash out of everyone
[03:50:03] <SpallsHurgenson2> I think "Ash" would benefit from being longer than 28 minutes...
[03:52:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly but you get more of him every week, so it's a tradeoff
[03:53:23] <SpallsHurgenson2> ... and much, much, MUCH better writers
[03:53:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't be an evil dead franchise if they did that
[03:54:18] <SpallsHurgenson2> oh c'mon; Army of Darkness had some many awesome lines that it inspired geeks and video-game designers for three decades
[03:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but that was all sam and bruce
[04:03:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, sleeps
[04:08:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Launches Wi-Fi Network in Kampala, Uganda - http://sylnt.us - do-they-watch-all-the-traffic
[04:21:28] <cmn32480> ~g'night all
[04:21:30] * exec_ fanatically drops a coffee++ mug of splodge on all
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[05:36:57] <SpallsHurgenson2> time to delete, sync, back-up and index all the files...
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[05:39:23] <Gravis> fucking segmentations all faulting and shit. who do they think they are?!
[05:39:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hillary Clinton Urges Silicon Valley to ‘Disrupt’ ISIS - http://sylnt.us - go-get-em-guys
[05:40:02] <SirFinkus> same thing with those darn gurus going off meditating
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[05:40:26] <Gravis> those fuckers are probably in it together
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[07:10:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Inside Story On Wearable Electronics - http://sylnt.us - get-cyber-with-it
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[08:19:55] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:19:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1952
[09:12:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Increased Popularity in DDoS Extortion Campaigns - http://sylnt.us - making-an-offer-they-can't-refuse
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[10:43:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Finally You Can Suck on Your Own Head! - http://sylnt.us - the-jokes-write-themselves
[10:44:09] <crutchy> lol
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[10:49:01] <chromas> the servers are being attacked by SJWS! oh noes
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[10:49:33] <crutchy> lol
[10:49:46] * crutchy hides his LEDs
[10:50:10] <crutchy> coffee++ # the ultimate ping check
[10:50:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1953
[10:50:20] <chromas> good news!
[10:59:59] <crutchy> bugger. looks like my frosty piss comment didn't get posted :(
[11:14:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:14:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1954
[11:15:46] <crutchy> baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!!!
[11:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> shhhhh, you'll summon jamesnz if you make noises like that
[11:16:53] <chromas> seems like the servers finished their burp
[11:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly paulej72 moving hydrogen over to a new physical server. something was wrong with the hardware of the old one and linode needed downtime to move it.
[11:17:53] <chromas> ooh
[11:18:10] <chromas> paulej72++
[11:18:10] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 185
[11:18:24] <chromas> two more
[11:18:41] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:18:42] <Khyber-400TB> ^ 03Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Goat Remix) - YouTube
[11:19:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna brab a smoke while coffee makes
[11:19:46] * crutchy brabs tama's ass
[11:20:46] <chromas> laptop--
[11:20:46] <Bender> karma - laptop: -1
[11:20:57] <chromas> sound device disappeared. all it sees is the hdmi port
[11:28:03] Khyber-400TB is now known as BobLoblawLawBot
[11:29:02] <crutchy> lmao
[11:29:14] * crutchy discovers... GOATSTEP!!!!
[11:29:17] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:29:18] <BobLoblawLawBot> ^ 03Skrillex - First Of The Year (Goat Remix) [Full Version] - YouTube
[11:29:37] <crutchy> goatstep++
[11:29:37] <Bender> karma - goatstep: 1
[11:29:38] <crutchy> goatstep++
[11:29:38] <Bender> karma - goatstep: 2
[11:29:39] <crutchy> goatstep++
[11:29:39] <Bender> karma - goatstep: 3
[11:33:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh yeah
[11:33:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:33:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1955
[11:35:14] <crutchy> goat for potus
[11:36:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> so whadda yall call da boss down under? pooz?
[11:45:40] <crutchy> dickhead
[11:46:07] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:46:08] <BobLoblawLawBot> ^ 03Old guy calls Tony Abbott a dickhead - YouTube
[11:46:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> saves time if it's official i guess
[11:46:54] <crutchy> most efficient way to let them know where they stand
[11:49:53] <crutchy> governments need constant reminders that they are servants, not masters
[11:50:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that's why we have the 2A, in theory at least.
[11:52:03] <crutchy> we only have mass negligence
[11:52:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hell, gotta mod ban a two digit uid person
[11:52:22] <SirFinkus> awwww shiiiiiiiit
[11:52:25] <crutchy> wow who?
[11:52:43] <crutchy> bugger. exec is dead
[11:52:48] <crutchy> no ~api
[11:53:46] * chromas wills his chocolate headache away
[11:53:55] <chromas> well, it works temporarily
[11:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> they can let ya know if they wanna. not my place to mod-shame folks.
[11:54:19] <chromas> this is irc. there's no shame in irc
[11:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> am curious how they managed six moderations at the same timestamp though.
[11:54:27] <crutchy> shame? its a mark of awesomeness
[11:54:42] <chromas> maybe they did it from one page
[11:54:45] * crutchy has already had the honor of a spamban
[11:55:05] <crutchy> though i'm only a 3-digit pleb
[11:55:22] <SirFinkus> in 10 years we're going to be elder god tier crutchy
[11:55:27] <SirFinkus> us 3 digiters
[11:55:38] <chromas> how'd you get such a high uid? you were here before I was, crutchy san
[11:55:55] <crutchy> prolly took me that long to figure out how to login
[11:56:40] <SirFinkus> we can tell the children tale of locally source bacon 400TB ddosses, and fries covered with gravy and cheese curds
[11:57:06] <crutchy> i can't remember that february much, but i wasn't one of the die hard 'fuck beta' crowd. i just liked the idea of a more open slashdot
[11:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy is a pretty dedicated ac
[11:58:00] <crutchy> took me a while to figure out irc too
[11:58:11] * crutchy is still noobish
[11:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got mine hanging out in irc during the alpha test
[11:59:07] <chromas> perl harbor day. anyone got any jokes?
[11:59:11] <crutchy> i think i got wind from one of the comments on slashdot. might have been ncommander. can't remember
[11:59:34] <crutchy> chromas, s/harbor/necklace/
[11:59:34] <sedctl> <crutchy> <chromas> perl necklace day. anyone got any jokes?
[11:59:41] <SirFinkus> booooo
[12:00:21] <chromas> SirFinkus: that's not funny man
[12:00:28] <chromas> too soon
[12:01:04] <crutchy> yeah! it was only like... 70-something years ago man
[12:01:06] <SirFinkus> yeah, it was too soon, unfortunately that "joke" hasn't been lost in the fog of time
[12:01:35] <crutchy> maybe you had to be there
[12:01:38] * SirFinkus is listening to Howlin' Wolf — Natchez Burning, from the album The Real Folk Blues
[12:02:07] * crutchy is listening to hanson
[12:03:42] <SirFinkus> someone was asking about steam bugs, this gem just happened to me http://i.imgur.com
[12:05:56] <crutchy> i see your problem... goat simulator is surrounded by a bunch of junk
[12:06:17] <SirFinkus> oh shit, Patrice O'Neal's birthday was today
[12:08:19] <SirFinkus> today's breakfast is a big bowl of greek yogurt, after yesterday's epic breakfast it sucks
[12:08:40] <SirFinkus> was it yesterday? I don't even remember
[12:10:46] <MrPlow> ♫ Call MrPlow, that's my name, that name again is MrPlow ♫
[12:11:35] <crutchy> we don't have snow here MrPlow, only 💩
[12:12:18] <MrPlow> You have wives though, yeah?
[12:12:55] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes MrPlow
[12:13:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> bad bot, for shame
[12:14:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FOSS Printed Circuit Software KiCAD 4.0 Released - http://sylnt.us - new-and-improved
[12:15:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, time for more nicotine
[12:21:19] <crutchy> chromas, need to set column width on the timestamp column
[12:21:49] <crutchy> let the text/comment column fill
[12:21:54] <chromas> Oh yeah
[12:22:10] <chromas> They're all automatic now huh
[12:22:23] <crutchy> not sure what its doing now. looks like its just dangling around like tama's mom's titties
[12:24:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hell, i don't feel like debugging yet
[12:24:11] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, loggie's got competition: http://chromas.0x.no
[12:24:15] <BobLoblawLawBot> ^ 03Log
[12:24:24] <chromas> it's pretty slow though
[12:24:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> good deal
[12:24:58] <crutchy> looks hotter than yo mama's armpits
[12:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> urls should be links
[12:25:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> purdy though
[12:26:34] <crutchy> i gots me a babyshit yellow color :D
[12:27:12] <chromas> you're magenta in my client. maybe I should use their maths
[12:27:40] <crutchy> maybe it could be set from irc :D
[12:28:00] <crutchy> =set log/crutchy/color 000000
[12:28:00] <BobLoblawLawBot> ## Hive not foundlog/crutchy/color
[12:28:00] <SirFinkus> is babyshit yellow an official css color?
[12:28:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> hash the hostmask and use the hex values
[12:28:10] <SirFinkus> you're yellow for me too
[12:28:41] <crutchy> nobody, but nobody calls me yeller!
[12:29:36] <chromas> currently it does a crc on the whole nick string mod 9 or so
[12:29:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[12:30:20] * chromas sets {whitespace: nowrap} to no avail
[12:30:53] <SirFinkus> NOW! THATS WHAT I CALL RAP 98
[12:31:10] <chromas> they must do ten of those a year
[12:31:17] <chromas> to be that high
[12:31:24] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:31:25] <BobLoblawLawBot> ^ 03Back To The Future - The Power Of Love - YouTube
[12:31:52] <crutchy> top commenter makes a good point... where's my fucking hoverboard?!
[12:33:30] <SirFinkus> deep, deep inside my anus
[12:33:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab SirFinkus
[12:33:40] <Bender> Added quote 619
[12:35:22] <SirFinkus> fuck it, I'm making a baked potato at 4:35 in the morning and nobody can stop me
[12:35:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> you go, girl
[12:35:36] <chromas> with chili and stuff?
[12:35:42] <SirFinkus> chili? fuck that
[12:35:51] <SirFinkus> what are you, a monster?
[12:36:11] <chromas> yes
[12:36:22] <chromas> it—it all began when I was three
[12:36:39] * chromas looks around for a couch
[12:36:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> radioactive chihuahua bite?
[12:37:12] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com proper potato,
[12:37:21] <SirFinkus> a bit small, but whatever
[12:37:31] <SirFinkus> the perfect meal though
[12:37:48] <chromas> bit me in the php
[12:38:46] <crutchy> at least it wasn't your vajava
[12:39:34] <SirFinkus> or vajaynus
[12:41:52] <SirFinkus> oh fuck, I just realized
[12:42:18] <SirFinkus> I have yogurt and strawberry banana v8
[12:42:24] <SirFinkus> smoothie time
[12:42:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> with a potato? gross.
[12:42:47] <SirFinkus> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[12:42:47] <Bender> Added quote 620
[12:42:57] <SirFinkus> now THAT was a good one
[12:43:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[12:43:36] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[12:43:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[12:43:45] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[12:43:48] <SirFinkus> the potato idea died when I realized that I'd need to cut bacon and onions
[12:44:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, lazy. i can relate.
[12:44:43] <SirFinkus> I can open a can and spoon yogurt into a glass and stir
[12:45:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> or you could just eat the bacon
[12:45:17] <SirFinkus> compelling proposition
[12:45:33] <SirFinkus> I like the cut of your pig
[12:45:41] * TheMightyBuzzard nods sagely
[12:45:43] <chromas> bacon yogurt
[12:46:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, bacon makes everything better but it doesn't make yogurt better enough.
[12:46:18] <chromas> well, more bacon
[12:46:20] <SirFinkus> normally I'd try it, but I have some pepper bacon
[12:46:35] <SirFinkus> which is a little aggressive flavor-wise
[12:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> getting butt raped in prison? chew some bacon.
[12:47:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> your butt'll still hurt but your mouth will be happy
[12:47:07] <SirFinkus> line your asshole with bacon to keep the muslim brotherhood guys off
[12:47:14] <SirFinkus> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[12:47:14] <Bender> Added quote 621
[12:47:19] * chromas puts bacon in the xml
[12:48:13] <SirFinkus> god, not muslim brotherhood, nation of islam
[12:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> like it matters
[12:48:57] <SirFinkus> NOI might actually be crazier
[12:53:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.phoronix.com
[12:53:52] <BobLoblawLawBot> ^ 03Microsoft Wired Up Clang's Parser To Their Own Code Generator - Phoronix
[12:56:05] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, i wired up yo mama's clang's parser
[12:56:56] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, pig yoghurt makes baby pigs
[12:57:03] <crutchy> :(
[13:03:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima reboot n vidya some. may try debugging my code later if my brain kicks in.
[13:46:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Porsche to produce an all-electric sports car - http://sylnt.us - lotta-vroom-for-no-gas
[14:55:48] <SirFinkus> fuck, Twilightning should have been a bigger band
[15:17:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Porsche to Produce an All-Electric Sports Car - http://sylnt.us - lotta-vroom-for-no-gas || Brain Tumor Eating Bacteria - http://sylnt.us - knowing-what-is-going-on-in-your-head
[15:51:42] <Gravis> SirFinkus: if you wanted them to be bigger, you should have sent them more food.
[15:52:02] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you only have your self to blame for this.
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[16:54:28] <cmn32480_> f**king hexchat won't run
[16:54:36] <cmn32480_> I hate computers
[16:56:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, they suck
[16:57:04] <cmn32480_> i'lls tart doing IRC on paper and see how that works
[16:57:36] <cmn32480_> had to reinstall
[16:57:42] <cmn32480> and now it works!
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[16:59:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays!
[17:00:03] <cmn32480> stupid VPN client I had to install took out other stuff obviously
[17:00:09] <cmn32480> I wonder what else isn't gonna work
[17:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky
[17:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i need breakfast
[17:01:17] <cmn32480> i need liquor
[17:02:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> just irish up your coffee
[17:03:10] <cmn32480> got no irish.. only vodka
[17:07:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, that's your problem then. need to rectify that soonest.
[17:18:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Artificial Intelligence Aims to Make Wikipedia Nicer to Newcomers - http://sylnt.us - don't-be-a-meanie
[17:46:55] <cmn32480> sigh.. now I gotta migrate back to Firefox... Chrome has become such a bloated piece of shit
[17:49:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya tried palemoon yet?
[17:50:02] <cmn32480> too many extensions that don't work
[17:50:06] <cmn32480> Ghostery
[17:50:10] <cmn32480> GreaseMonkey
[17:50:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, that was my beef as well
[17:50:51] <cmn32480> other than that I really like it, but if my extensions aren't gonna work, it dones't do me a lot of good
[17:50:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup.
[17:51:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> there needs to be a serious forking of firefox. every release just gets worse and worse.
[17:51:39] <cmn32480> and I don't know about my amazon smile redirector either
[17:51:55] <cmn32480> better than chrome... mostly
[17:52:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> pale moon is kind of caught in a catch-22
[17:52:52] <cmn32480> yes
[17:53:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> extension devs won't put a lot of effort into supporting unless a lot of people use it
[17:53:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> a lot of people won't use unless/until their extensions work in it
[17:53:18] <cmn32480> but a lot of people won't use it becasue the add ons aren't supported
[17:53:22] <cmn32480> ninja'd
[17:54:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> really you only need the big ones supported.
[17:54:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's getting *some* traction, though. The Decentraleyes developer was in the #palemoon channel over the weekend asking the browser developers questions.
[17:54:45] <cmn32480> once the big ones come, the rest shall follow?
[17:55:06] <cmn32480> unless you wanna search the web naked...
[17:55:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> noscript, abp, greasemonkey, stylish.
[17:55:12] <cmn32480> tehn you might as well run IE
[17:55:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> everything else is pretty much negotiable.
[17:55:40] <cmn32480> abp is going to crap
[17:55:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> There's a fork of ABP called Ad Block Latitude that works with Pale Moon and is under active development
[17:55:52] <cmn32480> I've switched to ublock origin
[17:56:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> NoScript *does* work with Pale Moon
[17:56:04] <cmn32480> I think ublock also worked
[17:56:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> Not sure about Stylish, and as mentioned GreaseMonkey doesn't work.
[17:56:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> aware, they're not completely without results and not completely done.
[17:56:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> poorly on stylishy
[17:57:29] <cmn32480> noscript was the one I forgot about
[17:57:47] <cmn32480> and flashblock
[17:58:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've ditched NoScript for Request Policy in all but one of my PM profiles
[17:58:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> noscript blocks flash already
[17:59:20] <cmn32480> what's the difference AndyTheAbsurd ?
[18:00:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> Request Policy lets you block by origin/destination combination
[18:00:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> so instead of "Allow requests to amazon-adsystem.com" I can "Allow request from somesite.com to amazon-adsystem.com"
[18:00:53] <cmn32480> ahhh
[18:00:55] <cmn32480> gotcha
[18:00:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> and *only* somesite.com gets to run scripts from amazon-adsystem.com, everything else on the web still doesn't
[18:01:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> which lets me decide who gets to make advertising dollars off of me and who doesn't
[18:01:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> little more fine-grained that i ever wanted but sounds nifty
[18:01:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah, it's a little bit of extra work to do individual stuff like that
[18:01:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> but you can also go into the settings and allow things by wildcards
[18:02:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> so you can do things like "half the goddamn web relies on cloudfront now, I'm just going to allow scripts from * to *.cloudfront.net"
[18:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, got coffee all drank for the day and something resembling either breakfast or lunch in my stomach. debating on a nap now.
[18:04:04] <cmn32480> rough day bizzard, rough day
[18:05:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ain't it though?
[18:12:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> GreaseMonkey fork for Pale Moon located: https://github.com
[18:12:17] <BobLoblawLawBot> ^ 03Releases · janekptacijarabaci/greasemonkey · GitHub
[18:12:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> Also, a user in the Pale Moon IRC channel mentioned an extension called "disconnect" as a replacement for Ghostery.
[18:16:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's a ghostery?
[18:18:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's a Firefox extension that tries to prevent companies from tracking you
[18:19:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[18:23:30] <cmn32480> the one thing I really like about ghostery is that i give you the pop up in the corner telling who the trackers are.
[18:24:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder where it falls in the chain of precedence vis-a-vis noscript/adblock/ghostery
[18:24:33] <cmn32480> what was the old login bug that didn't let you log in in FF?
[18:24:41] <cmn32480> dunno
[18:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> was there one?
[18:25:09] * cmn32480 has a vague recollection
[18:25:21] <cmn32480> 'cuz Firefox won't let me log in.
[18:25:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't remember one
[18:25:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> to SN?
[18:25:34] <cmn32480> yes
[18:25:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell it yes you like cookies
[18:25:55] <cmn32480> now it worked
[18:26:03] <cmn32480> restart the browser and poof
[18:26:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[18:26:45] <cmn32480> #smake firefox
[18:26:45] * MrPlow smakes firefox upside the head
[18:27:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. enough screwing around on the internet. it's time for some serious nap taking.
[18:28:12] * cmn32480 yells a warning to TMB's pillow
[18:28:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> parting funny: http://freebeacon.com
[18:28:47] <BobLoblawLawBot> ^ 03Ralph Peters Calls Obama a 'Total Pussy' on Live Television - Washington Free Beacon
[18:32:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> I just hit this part and decided to stop reading: "Peters, a Fox News military analyst"
[18:32:41] * AndyTheAbsurd has no respect for anyone who lowers themselves to taking a job with Fox News
[18:35:15] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd - because you disagree with the views of the station or some other reason?
[18:35:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> because Fox News isn't in the business of reporting news, they're in business of producing outrage.
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[18:43:08] <cmn32480> I woudl say that would be true of any of the 24-hour news channels
[18:43:22] <cmn32480> it is just a question of which portion of the population tehy are trying to outrage
[18:43:40] <cmn32480> though I woudl agree that Fox's tagline of "Fair and Balanced" is an outright lie.
[18:49:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Practical Recursion Schemes in Haskell - http://sylnt.us - way-over-this-editors-head
[18:51:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah, *all* of the news channels tell half-truths to push whatever agenda their corporate overlords have decided to push - which is part of the reason that I don't bother watching any of them.
[18:52:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> they also tend to report the same set of "facts" over and over and over and over during "breaking news" type events; it gets tiresome IMO.
[18:52:55] <nick> cmn32480: not just a tagline, a registered trademark apparently
[18:53:09] <nick> from what i saw the other day when looking at something fox news related anyway
[18:53:10] <cmn32480> yes, I believe it is
[18:56:40] <nick> my opinion, generally news media, now, perhaps always, falls in a weird and terrible grey area between disinformation and misinformation
[18:57:26] <nick> usually through presenting an extremely narrow perspective of any event, if journalism ever was alive in the national and international press, it's almost certainly dead now
[19:01:54] <cmn32480> dead and rotting.... that is the stink you get when reporters are around
[19:02:01] <cmn32480> msotly same as lawyers
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[19:04:51] <paulej72> crack whores are out to get ya!
[19:28:56] <nick> anyone heard of or used ptel for their cell/smart/mobile phone
[19:35:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> heard of, yes. used, no.
[19:38:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> nick: they're an MVNO operating on T-Mobile's network. You may want to look at going directly to T-Mo and cutting out the middleman.
[19:39:22] <nick> yeah, i figured that, i just found that they do samsung T699 phones still
[19:39:45] <nick> i'm trying to find the most cost effective way of acquiring a new one
[19:40:05] <nick> my previous one was a T-Mobile US one, that i got unlocked after getting it shipped to me
[19:40:19] <nick> but that was a couple years ago, and it was a 'refurbished' one.
[19:41:33] <nick> maybe t-mobile would sell me a prepaid/payg or sim-free one
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[19:44:59] <nick> tmobile seems to only be doing the LG Optimus F3Q directly now anyway :|
[19:51:29] <cmn32480> ebay?
[19:53:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> You can bring pretty much any unlocked GSM phone to T-Mobile these days
[19:54:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> I bought a BLU Pure XL via amazon.com and had no problems getting on T-Mo's network - just had to get a micro-SIM to replace my existing mini-SIM.
[19:55:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> but unless you're only going to be use the data part of it for doing SSH for server administration tasks while out to dinner, you don't want a Samsung T699.
[19:55:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> That's what the BLU phone replaced.
[19:56:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> They're currently awful on either official firmware or CyangonMod.
[19:56:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> Too damned small for modern Android applications, even with the extra space that the SD card afford you.
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[20:04:33] <nick> a t699 was my old phone, it's the the only phone i can get to work in the UK with a qwerty keyboard and android
[20:08:02] <nick> i'd go back to a nokia 6310 if i could
[20:08:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> hm
[20:09:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah, there's currently no good option for a smartphone with a physical keyboard
[20:11:11] <nick> i really don't understand it, except now they have such huge margins on making these phones due to volume and similar designs
[20:11:26] <nick> they just dont care enough to pretend a phone with a physical keyboard is worth $1200
[20:14:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> Hopefully one of the small-scale manufacturers will pick up on the fact there's enough desire for a decent modern Android phone with a physical keyboard before too long
[20:14:34] <nick> i might have to force them into it, the UK has had no decent phones with physical keyboard since smartphones became the thing
[20:14:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> The T699 is a 4-inch screen which leaves the keyboard a bit small IMO, but a 4.5 or 5 inch screen should work.
[20:14:50] <nick> never got any of the ones available in the US
[20:15:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think that a 6-inch screen with a physical keyboard would be way too bulky.
[20:15:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> ???? The T699 is available in the US
[20:15:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> under the name "Samsung Galaxy S Relay 4G"
[20:16:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> I have two of them at home, both bought through the US T-Mobile.
[20:16:18] <nick> in the UK, we never got the T699
[20:16:30] <nick> i had to buy it from the US and get it shipped over, pay import taxes etc
[20:16:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> that sucks.
[20:16:41] <nick> http://www.gsmarena.com
[20:16:42] <BobLoblawLawBot> ^ 03Samsung Galaxy Y Pro B5510 - Full phone specifications
[20:16:56] <nick> was the last android qwerty phone in the UK, which was what i had before the T699
[20:17:20] <nick> it was quite terrible really, but it wasn't a bad transition from a not very good blackberry
[20:17:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> Are you familiar with the Kyocera 7135?
[20:18:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd love to see an Android 'system administrator's phone' in that form factor, but with a keyboard in place of the Palm-era Graffiti writing area.
[20:18:46] <nick> had not seen one of them
[20:19:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's ~15 years old at this point
[20:19:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> my friend had the predecessor, the 6130.
[20:20:35] <nick> the physical keyboard needs to come back with phones, i dont even care how bulky or heavy it is really, it's a tool, a utility
[20:21:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> you could get this ridiculous thing and two-thumb type on it in portrait orientation: http://bluproducts.com
[20:21:48] <BobLoblawLawBot> ^ 03Studio 7.0 LTE
[20:22:24] * AndyTheAbsurd is disappointed that they put a 720x1280 screen in a 7-inch phone, though.
[20:22:51] <nick> i just want buttons! :(
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[20:56:39] <cmn32480> nick, if you are hard set on a keyboard, they make cases that have them for many phones including the newer samsung gear, the keyboards are, of course, bluetooth
[20:58:18] <cmn32480> http://smile.amazon.com
[20:58:21] <BobLoblawLawBot> ^ 03Amazon.com: TOP® for Samsung Galaxy S5, SV GT-i9600 Shock Proof PU Leather Case with Bluetooth V3.0 Chipset Wireless Keyboard, More fast and stable connecting, Samsung Galaxy SV/S5 Case, Galaxy S5/SV GT-i9600 Detachable/Removeable Keyboard Case: Cell Phones Accessories ( http://www.amazon.com )
[21:05:54] <nick> i see a few sliding keyboard cases, but not highly rated
[21:07:49] <cmn32480> it was worth a shot
[21:09:10] <nick> it was, i have one like you linked for my tablet, which does not get used at all.
[21:09:18] <nick> but it is functional
[21:10:46] <nick> i'm quite stubborn about it, i resented the idea i'm supposed to buy a screen protector
[21:11:55] <nick> and i don't think it makes any sense that the format/design of phones has now been decided. for years there has been lots of different styles where there was choice and possibility to have preference.
[21:17:24] <nick> goes along with the trend of no good hardware anymore
[21:23:55] <_NSAKEY> The last time I saw a phone with a slide out keyboard for sale, it was a Net10 (prepaid) phone that had Android 2.3 installed. This was last year.
[21:25:00] <_NSAKEY> At $30, it might have made a decent SSH appliance that fit in my pocket, but I decided the specs were too low.
[21:25:13] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:25:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1956
[21:25:21] <_NSAKEY> nick: The stupidity you see with phones is essentially the OEMs giving the lusers what they want.
[21:25:31] <_NSAKEY> They want thinner phones, and bigger screens.
[21:25:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[21:25:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1957
[21:26:00] <crutchy> _NSAKEY, maybe fpga?
[21:26:03] <_NSAKEY> They're consumers, so they don't care about too much typing. They likely never learned to use a proper keyboard with any proficiency anyway, so it doesn't mean anything to them.
[21:26:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i want one that stays on the wall. apparently i am not their target market.
[21:27:17] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, there's these newfangled thingys http://1840farm.com
[21:27:32] <crutchy> bit pricey still
[21:27:37] <nick> i bought a cheap smartphone to deal with for now, and it feels regressive typing on it, the screen is quite small though making it harder
[21:28:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, i could build one of them...
[21:28:22] <crutchy> my contract is almost finished. thinking of holding out till the galaxy s7 comes out like a good little corporate minion
[21:29:01] <cmn32480> you spend money now. and again later for new shiny thing!
[21:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima yank apart an old flip phone and build it into one of them you linked, crutchy
[21:30:56] <nick> power tools are my favourite shiny new thing, and they don't make them like they used to either!
[21:31:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. i could use a good circle saw myself
[21:31:43] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[21:31:44] <BobLoblawLawBot> ^ 03Justin Bieber - Baby (Goat Remix) - YouTube
[21:31:55] <crutchy> wow i didn't realize justin bieber had improved so much
[21:32:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i actually has like most of the hardware for that phone. think i'm only missing the bells.
[21:33:21] <crutchy> go a foghorn
[21:34:04] <crutchy> you know you wanna
[21:34:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, needs to play an mp3 of someone imitating the sound one of them used to make
[21:35:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> most importantly it needs to do whatever it does quietly enough that it can't possibly wake me up.
[21:43:51] <crutchy> love this ddescription of CIWS
[21:43:54] <crutchy> "Spray and pray is literally the entire point of CIWS; it is your final line of defense. Super accuracy is nice, but a wall of slugs is better. This system's spray also means it's able to engage more than one object at a time, just by yawing a bit and sending a cloud of 'fuck everything thattaway'."
[21:45:31] * TheMightyBuzzard laughs
[21:45:40] <cmn32480> IT is pretty accurate
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[22:14:30] <cmn32480> time to go home.... soon as crazy train ends on Pandora
[22:15:34] <cmn32480> and donme!
[22:15:37] <cmn32480> cyas later
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[22:29:25] <chromas> I haven't been able to use a phone with a keyboard with much proficiency. The buttons require far too much force and give my thumbs the aids
[22:30:10] <chromas> Far easier to use minuum or gesture keyboards
[22:30:24] <chromas> for SSH and stuff, there's the hacker's keyboard
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