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[00:00:18] <Ethanol-fueled> What the Black Panther movie needs is Spike Lee directing it
[00:00:29] * Ethanol-fueled would see it if Spike Lee directed it.
[00:00:35] <arti> meh
[00:01:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, at least they're making a movie about a minority superhero instead of retconning Thor Black in Thor 5.
[00:01:52] <chromas> I hope they have Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson drop in with parachutes
[00:02:05] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, it would be great to have them guest-star.
[00:02:22] <chromas> With a big superhero voice "I'll bait the mob!"
[00:02:30] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd see that shit. It is, after all, impossible for Black people to be racist. So there's a lot of potential for political incorrectness there.
[00:02:36] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:02:38] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03CIA On ISIS Oil - YouTube
[00:02:44] <crutchy> bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
[00:02:48] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, and heroin, too.
[00:02:49] <chromas> oh it's a superhero? I thought you meant the black panther racist group
[00:03:03] <arti> :|
[00:03:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah chromas.
[00:03:44] <Ethanol-fueled> I mentioned both The Black Panther and Northstar in a SN discussion a long time ago.
[00:04:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Northstar is a minority superhero because he was the first openly-gay superhero.
[00:04:12] <arti> btw crutchy i like that link
[00:04:18] <arti> they all leave out 9/11
[00:04:38] <arti> "barring the giant death event, it's been mostly non muslims"
[00:04:40] <crutchy> which link?
[00:04:43] <Ethanol-fueled> zerohedge++
[00:04:43] <Bender> karma - zerohedge: 1
[00:04:44] <arti> http://www.globalresearch.ca
[00:04:44] <LiquidSmake> ^✓ 03Non-Muslims Carried Out More than 90% of All Terrorist Attacks in America | Global Research - Centre for Research on Globalization
[00:04:56] <arti> all of the quotes are
[00:04:58] <arti> "Of the more than 300 American deaths from political violence and mass shootings since 9/11,"
[00:05:04] <arti> "Since 9/11, [Charles Kurzman, Professor of Sociology at University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill"
[00:05:09] <crutchy> i think it was more about the number of events
[00:05:15] <crutchy> not the number of deaths
[00:05:51] <arti> i'm going to be shocked if i discover the majority of events in aus involve aussies.
[00:05:56] <crutchy> i noticed the list also included attempted bombings, which would have been zero deaths
[00:06:04] <chromas> 9/11 was a hoax
[00:06:08] <chromas> like the holocaust
[00:06:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahah
[00:06:24] <crutchy> most aussies don't give enough fucks to engage in terrorism
[00:06:38] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, probably because they're too busy shitposting online.
[00:06:45] <crutchy> yeah that too :D
[00:06:50] <Ethanol-fueled> They're world-class shitposters...though I hear the Canadians are gaining on their lead.
[00:06:59] <arti> depends how you define terrorism too, i'd wager
[00:07:08] <arti> our administration likes filing things under 'workplace violence'
[00:07:13] <Ethanol-fueled> that sounds like terrorist talk, arti.
[00:07:29] <crutchy> lol yeah the definition has become pretty warped since 9/11
[00:08:03] <arti> here's what it sounds like EF: https://www.youtube.com
[00:08:05] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad - YouTube
[00:08:09] <crutchy> i think the definition is now 'any even involving something scary that will sell newspapers'
[00:08:14] <crutchy> *event
[00:08:43] <arti> speaking of scary shit
[00:08:54] <arti> what happened ot the killer bee stuff that was supposed to wipe us all out
[00:09:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, I forgot how funny that scene was.
[00:09:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I like MAT DAMIN
[00:09:27] <crutchy> you have balls. i like balls
[00:09:38] <crutchy> i like your balls!
[00:10:26] <crutchy> arti, i thought bees were going to become extinct soon, which will cause a catastrophic plant fertilization crisis
[00:10:36] <crutchy> and we'll all die cos
[00:10:44] <arti> sounds like an emerging job field, lots of growth
[00:10:53] <crutchy> inseminating plants?
[00:11:06] <arti> imagine armies of migrant workers with toothpicks standing on ladders ensuring corn for the future
[00:11:19] <arti> almonds for almond milk
[00:11:36] <arti> and alfalfa for chinese
[00:11:36] <crutchy> nah they'll just make robot/plant hybrids that can walk and eat people
[00:11:46] <crutchy> called triffids
[00:11:49] <arti> Potatocop
[00:12:19] <crutchy> alfafalfa is yumm
[00:12:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Bah. Horse feed.
[00:12:51] * crutchy used to have sammiches with alfafalfafalfa when he was in skool
[00:13:05] <crutchy> and cheese
[00:13:06] <arti> is that what all the trendy kids ate?
[00:13:21] * crutchy was never a trendy kid
[00:13:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, sprouts. yes, sprouts are the bomb
[00:13:56] <crutchy> mechano++
[00:13:56] <Bender> karma - mechano: 1
[00:14:10] <Ethanol-fueled> they're awesome on turkey and bacon deli sammiches.
[00:19:40] <crutchy> ~join #wiki
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[00:26:13] <SirFinkus> morning folks
[00:27:37] <crutchy> mornin SirFinkus
[00:30:15] <Ethanol-fueled> mornin'
[00:42:12] <arti> morning
[00:45:17] <Ethanol-fueled> just trying to drink myself into an early bedtime.
[00:45:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm sore from last night's sex. Right after I got off of here last night, I pounced on her one more time and forgot to shut the window right by me bed.
[00:45:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoops.
[00:46:15] <chromas> you let the stank out
[00:46:16] <arti> did she escape again?
[00:46:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah.
[00:47:02] <Ethanol-fueled> I had to really suck up to her because after the last time we hung out she was going on a trip and I was out doing other things and ignored my phone for like a week.
[00:47:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I finalle checked my text messages and saw like a week old messages saying, "I was in a bad car accident"..."hey, are you there..." "That's a shitty thing of you to do to ignore me..."
[00:47:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japan Orbiter Seeks Second Shot at Venus - http://sylnt.us - target-practice
[00:47:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I had to do a lot of sucking up to get back on her good side.
[00:47:54] <arti> eeek.
[00:48:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I didn't ignore her, of course, I just figured she'd be in Europe for a week and ignored my phone to be lazy and kick it with bros.
[00:49:51] * arti nods
[00:50:58] <Ethanol-fueled> My phone spends 99% of its time face-down on my kitchen countertop and with the ringer off.
[00:51:31] <Ethanol-fueled> The only real use it sees is when I troll SN with it when drinking at the beach.
[00:54:33] <arti> i keep the ringer and notifications off save for vibration
[00:54:54] <Ethanol-fueled> smart move.
[00:54:55] <arti> i'll keep it somewhere visible if i'm expecting calls, otherwise it's whenever i check (which is semi-regularly)
[00:55:09] <arti> i don't like the electronic leash angle
[00:55:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, it's really sad to go anywhere and see people just stuck to it.
[00:55:43] <Ethanol-fueled> People in groups with company, just stuck in their own little bubbles.
[00:56:25] <Ethanol-fueled> On the rare occasion where I go out alone it's nice to just shoot the shit with strangers.
[00:56:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Bartenders know me by name etc.
[00:56:55] * arti nods
[00:57:18] <arti> my phone is my time piece, and it's more of a remote app thing
[00:57:38] <Ethanol-fueled> They're handy to have around in case your car blows up on the road, or if shit goes down.
[00:57:43] <arti> email, texts. yeah
[00:57:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Not to mention Uber and Lyft
[00:58:07] <arti> worth its weight right there
[01:00:15] * Ethanol-fueled is not important enough to have a cellphone involved with the job
[01:00:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Lookin' forward to rejoining the workforce. Not working actually kinda sucks.
[01:01:06] <arti> http://i.imgur.com
[01:01:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Not for financial reasons (cuz i have savings) but the monotony and lack of purpose.
[01:01:08] <arti> living the dream
[01:01:23] <arti> plenty of stuff to keep you occupied dude
[01:01:30] <arti> depends what your hobbies are
[01:01:34] <Ethanol-fueled> That's what I thought.
[01:01:47] * arti would pick up another language
[01:01:55] <arti> and i'd do shit during daylight hours, outside
[01:02:02] <Ethanol-fueled> That's what I did.
[01:02:10] <Ethanol-fueled> not the language, but eh.
[01:02:21] * Ethanol-fueled is just a lazy goddamn slob, heh
[01:02:26] <arti> it's cool man
[01:02:29] * arti is lazy too
[01:02:48] <arti> fuck, if you can, get out of town
[01:03:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Actually did, saw a show at a place only 2 miles from the Bernardino shooting, haha.
[01:03:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Hotels with holes punched in the windows, eviction notices on one of the doors, knife slashes in the bedspreads.
[01:04:22] <Ethanol-fueled> The attendant said, "you have to see the room and approve of it first before I charge your card"
[01:04:39] <arti> :|
[01:05:06] <Ethanol-fueled> So we go in and the AC unit is all thrashed, and decided that the risk of fleas, lice, crabs, bedbugs, and rolling over on a needle wasn't worth it.
[01:05:50] <arti> yeah, i'd pass, too.
[01:06:01] <Ethanol-fueled> The next hotel down, we were warned beforehand, was full of dope addicts and child molesters. Which would explain why its sign wasn't lit and the hotel lighting was generally dim.
[01:06:31] <arti> bet you the people working there have seen some shit
[01:06:57] <Ethanol-fueled> If it's a hotel that allows people to live there, chances are you shouldn't stay there...not even a single night.
[01:07:17] <Ethanol-fueled> This is Colton, CA
[01:07:49] <arti> i'm down with that as a universal rule
[01:10:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Even the decent hotel we settled in had a lot of big, mean, nervous-looking mexicans pacing back and forth outside their rooms all the time.
[01:10:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Saw the distictive segmented scorpion tattoo of the Sinaloa cartel on one of them.
[01:12:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Lotta safe-houses in that area, for dope and human smuggling.
[01:13:02] <arti> why were you out there again?
[01:13:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Visit a buddy, see a show. Were were 2 miles from the shooting 2 days before the shooting happened.
[01:14:22] <Ethanol-fueled> No, I'm not involved in the dope-game. I don't associate with people involved in the dope-game.
[01:14:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Or any kind of organized crime for that matter.
[01:14:51] <Ethanol-fueled> I've known a few people who were, though. Small-time, nothing major.
[01:15:38] <Ethanol-fueled> They either went to jail/prison or cleaned up and became upstanding citizens.
[01:15:43] <arti> http://imgur.com
[01:15:44] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03CRAZY DRIVER - GIF on Imgur
[01:16:04] <Ethanol-fueled> That looks like fun.
[01:16:28] <Ethanol-fueled> rear-mounted engines++
[01:16:42] <SirFinkus> fuck, now I need to watch that again
[01:16:45] <SirFinkus> arti you fucker
[01:17:03] <arti> i am a fucker of yous
[01:17:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Have the both of you shared a unicorn lately?
[01:17:46] <SirFinkus> if by "unicorn" you mean "black double-sided dildo" then yes
[01:18:04] <Ethanol-fueled> now to ass-to-ass!
[01:19:04] <arti> it's an honest living
[01:19:05] <Ethanol-fueled> http://cdn.chud.com
[01:19:28] <SirFinkus> usually we just poop back and forth forever
[01:19:32] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.quickmeme.com
[01:20:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Being gay is awesome.
[01:21:18] <arti> yeah, you're a protected class :D
[01:21:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Good point.
[01:22:11] <SirFinkus> I watched a documentary on breeders once, it was pretty fucked up
[01:22:21] <Ethanol-fueled> explain, fink.
[01:22:40] <SirFinkus> gay people who want to be HIV positive
[01:22:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahaha
[01:23:05] <SirFinkus> they just had a guy in a swing and a line of guys fucking him
[01:23:16] <Ethanol-fueled> I do know a woman here with a lot of gay friends and she said that they have "pos parties" where people with bugs and bug-chasers go.
[01:23:16] <SirFinkus> at least 50 different people
[01:23:25] <SirFinkus> yeah, it was one of those
[01:23:47] <SirFinkus> in the club it took place at, it was forbidden to tell anyone your status
[01:24:09] <arti> http://techcrunch.com
[01:24:09] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03The Playstation VR Games Sony Announced Today Look Amazing | TechCrunch ( http://techcrunch.com )
[01:25:06] * SirFinkus is listening to Sleep — Dopesmoker, from the album Dopesmoker
[01:25:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice, arti. Didn't even know any of the big players were taking VR seriously.
[01:25:55] <SirFinkus> Valve has their thing, and they're basically *the* pc publisher at this point
[01:26:36] <Ethanol-fueled> A lot of these players seem to have locked-down and only politically-correct ways to use these things, though.
[01:26:50] <Ethanol-fueled> For example Microsoft being tightwads about the kinect sdk etc.
[01:26:56] <arti> valve...
[01:27:01] <SirFinkus> the japanese will do it
[01:27:02] <arti> i want to see steamos succeed
[01:27:12] <SirFinkus> literally the first thing they do when they get the things
[01:27:13] <Ethanol-fueled> And sony ain't gonna be releasing sex-themed VR games anytime soon.
[01:27:28] <SirFinkus> I'm sure we've all seen the videos
[01:27:33] <Ethanol-fueled> especially in todays bullshit PC enviroment..."degrading and objectifying wymyn.." etc.
[01:28:22] <SirFinkus> please don't use "y" it's very phallic
[01:29:15] <Ethanol-fueled> it would be rad if steamos succeeds.
[01:29:29] <Ethanol-fueled> gaming must be pulled off the Windows dick already.
[01:30:36] <arti> southpark has been awesome this season
[01:30:39] <arti> Pussy Crushing
[01:30:49] <SirFinkus> valve needs to learn to make better software though
[01:30:54] <SirFinkus> steam is garbage
[01:31:00] <arti> how so?
[01:31:08] <SirFinkus> extremely buggy
[01:31:13] <arti> so is linux
[01:31:21] <SirFinkus> touche
[01:31:28] <SirFinkus> but steam is a much smaller project
[01:31:37] <arti> any non-trivial software will have defects
[01:31:49] <arti> it's worked on by fewer people, also
[01:32:06] <SirFinkus> valve has massive resources, they can fix it
[01:32:30] <arti> so does google and they can't make chrome right
[01:32:44] <SirFinkus> chrome works better than steam
[01:33:20] <arti> they're two different projects
[01:33:32] <SirFinkus> you're the one who made the comparison
[01:33:47] <arti> you made the comparison
[01:34:10] <arti> chrome is a non-trivial software project, that was the point
[01:34:11] <chromas> I made the comparison
[01:34:15] <LiquidSmake> I made the comparison
[01:34:23] * chromas stands up
[01:34:27] * arti counts chromas
[01:34:29] <SirFinkus> chrome is a thousand times more complex than steam though
[01:34:41] <arti> one thousand eh
[01:34:57] <arti> didn't realize running a fork of khtml was that crazy
[01:35:02] <SirFinkus> yes, exactly 1000 times
[01:35:03] <arti> no wonder all the browsers have exploits
[01:35:24] <arti> btw i've got a neat link for how browsers work, pretty cool
[01:35:29] <SirFinkus> post it
[01:36:05] <SirFinkus> but really, steam is a download manager with a webkit webview, but they still manage to fuck it up
[01:36:23] <arti> and you're just a bag of meat
[01:36:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Linux needs a C# to make programming with it easy.
[01:36:33] <SirFinkus> but I'm not
[01:36:39] <SirFinkus> I'm YOUR bag of meat
[01:36:41] <SirFinkus> :3
[01:36:43] <chromas> Linux has C#
[01:36:46] * arti cuddles finus
[01:36:49] <Ethanol-fueled> No it does not, chromas.
[01:36:53] <arti> finus... sounds like sexy linux
[01:36:57] <chromas> it' just shitty mono
[01:37:11] <Ethanol-fueled> yes, some crappy half-assed implementation that doesn't really work.
[01:37:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Which is Linux in a nutshell.
[01:37:27] <SirFinkus> they could use swift now that all the problematic language in it has been removed
[01:37:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, swift IS a problematic language.
[01:37:46] <chromas> let's all switch to D
[01:37:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to swiftly smack the shit out of whomever designed it.
[01:37:58] <SirFinkus> you're right "swift" is ableist
[01:38:07] <chromas> and hipster
[01:38:19] <SirFinkus> it needs a more inclusive name
[01:38:31] <arti> trying to find my link
[01:38:35] <arti> check this out: https://blogs.windows.com
[01:38:36] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Microsoft Edge’s JavaScript engine to go open-source | Microsoft Edge Dev Blog
[01:38:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Guys...does Apple make fuckugly languages as a matter of developer lock-in?
[01:38:45] <arti> swift is pretty neat
[01:38:51] <arti> it's OSS
[01:39:12] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: it's not fugly; it's cool and edgy and whatnot
[01:39:19] <SirFinkus> asthetically, swift is an improvement on objective c, which isn't saying much
[01:39:22] <chromas> and switft
[01:39:23] <arti> we're going through a bit of a developer renaissance
[01:39:32] <SirFinkus> I tried it a few times and the compiler constantly crashes
[01:39:34] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, Mac fanboys are going to say anything Apple shits out is cool.
[01:39:47] <arti> detractors will decry choice
[01:39:54] <arti> "fuck having more options" learns C#
[01:40:00] <arti> how's your lock in going
[01:40:15] <Ethanol-fueled> c# is lockin but at least it ain't ugly as fuck.
[01:40:21] <arti> it's like java, suck it
[01:40:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Java is probably the least ugly language.
[01:40:41] * arti induces vomiting
[01:40:47] <Ethanol-fueled> No nasty shit like operator-overloading
[01:40:54] <Ethanol-fueled> weird fucking operators
[01:41:07] <arti> must be why all the cool kids use those features to make what you're typing on
[01:41:21] <arti> you're a weird operator :P
[01:41:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Perl is ugly as fuck but at least it's not pretending it ain't.
[01:42:17] * Ethanol-fueled admires Perl's honesty...hell, it can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
[01:42:21] <arti> there are very few languages that won't let you type ugly shit
[01:42:31] <arti> go won't let you type ugly crap since it has a formatter
[01:42:43] <Ethanol-fueled> The ugliest shit you're gonna type in Java or C# is regular expressions.
[01:43:29] <arti> to maintain, java/C# are pretty readable. the patterns they use are great for over engineering things
[01:43:42] * SirFinkus goes back to risk of rain
[01:43:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's true, arti.
[01:43:57] <Ethanol-fueled> They're very bureaucratic.
[01:44:16] <arti> quick, we need more interfaces!
[01:44:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I never liked that whole interface thing.
[01:44:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Redundant as fuck.
[01:44:39] <arti> they make sense, but ffs.
[01:44:41] <Ethanol-fueled> in my opinion unnecessary.
[01:44:56] <arti> oh well, codez.
[01:45:07] <crutchy> pascal is the prettiest language
[01:45:30] <Ethanol-fueled> no it ain't crutchy. Know why? Because you have shit like this: :=
[01:45:37] <Ethanol-fueled> it looks like balls and a shaft.
[01:45:56] <crutchy> it separates the assignments from the comparisons
[01:46:07] <crutchy> ie: not fugly
[01:46:30] <Ethanol-fueled> well = and == separate the assignments from the comparisons.
[01:46:54] <Ethanol-fueled> You're right though. because using = and == leads to hella logic errors.
[01:47:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Perl's use of single vs double quotes is pretty cool.
[01:48:05] <crutchy> fair point. == and = are a bit harder to debug than = and := imho. if i forget a colon in an assignment it kinda sticks out like.... balls :p
[01:48:17] * Ethanol-fueled never understood in C-like languages why strings are double-quotes and chars are single-quotes
[01:48:26] <arti> i don't think they're that crazy though
[01:48:28] <crutchy> php is even worse
[01:48:30] <arti> ===
[01:48:40] <arti> it's not just a php thing, it's to do with weak ass type systems
[01:48:56] * crutchy hates weak typing
[01:49:03] <arti> it's a double edged sword
[01:49:37] <crutchy> its like a 'are you sure you really want to compare these?' dialog
[01:50:02] <arti> https://github.com
[01:50:03] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03huytd/swift-http · GitHub
[01:50:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Swift will be embraced by MacTrash fanbois and nobody else.
[01:50:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Truth.
[01:50:36] <crutchy> when hacklang gets a bit more mature i'll have a decent look into it
[01:50:48] <arti> with php7 you might not need to jump there
[01:50:53] <crutchy> adding types to php might make it a little less ghey
[01:51:22] * crutchy should look more into php7 too
[01:51:40] <arti> 2x as fast, and in some situations comparable to facebook's implementation
[01:51:40] <crutchy> though hopefully its not the apparent ass fuck that perl6 is to perl5
[01:51:51] <arti> indeed
[01:52:03] <arti> perl through jvm :|
[01:52:20] <crutchy> yeah whats with that?
[01:52:23] <arti> looks like facebook hvvm supports php7
[01:52:37] <arti> http://hhvm.com
[01:52:38] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03PHP 7 Support « HHVM
[01:53:12] <crutchy> i thought 'hmm yeah maybe i could make a little hello world perl6 script for exec' just by a simple apt-get install perl6, and i could run the script with perl6 file.pl or summin
[01:53:27] <crutchy> and then i saw the vm shit and was like 'nah. not going there'
[01:53:36] <Ethanol-fueled> what VM shit, crutchy?
[01:53:59] <crutchy> debian's perl6 implementation uses some kinda virtualization layer it seems
[01:54:11] <arti> http://perl6.org
[01:54:12] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Perl6 Compilers
[01:54:23] <arti> there are multiple compilers
[01:54:48] <crutchy> ~g rakudo
[01:54:49] <tugger> [google] rakudo.org/
[01:55:27] <cmn32480> oh wtf... the zombies with the black head crabs move fast????
[01:55:32] <cmn32480> shit
[01:56:26] <crutchy> cmn32480, das racist!
[01:56:39] <crutchy> we don't refer to things as 'black' here
[01:56:40] <cmn32480> prolly
[01:56:49] <crutchy> oh
[01:56:59] <cmn32480> it's valve... so there is not telling
[01:56:59] <crutchy> exec_ died :(
[01:57:02] <Ethanol-fueled> negro?
[01:57:09] <cmn32480> damn... OK
[01:57:12] <crutchy> i think my socialist talk killed it
[01:57:15] <Ethanol-fueled> negro is a neutral word in Latin cultures.
[01:57:18] <chromas> zombies of color
[01:57:19] <crutchy> ~part
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[01:57:40] <Ethanol-fueled> To the back of the bus!
[01:57:57] <crutchy> ok riddick
[01:58:03] <cmn32480> I'll kick him in the shins
[01:58:25] <crutchy> the old new riddick movie was ok
[01:58:32] <cmn32480> liEF=14kw
[01:58:36] <crutchy> the one where he trains the dog thingy
[01:58:46] <cmn32480> stipid cat
[01:59:13] <arti> saw these thes other day: https://github.com
[01:59:13] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03NARKOZ/hacker-scripts · GitHub
[02:01:11] <cmn32480> giggle... the box exec is running on has a pop-up that says "This computer needs to be restarted to finish installing updates"
[02:01:22] <cmn32480> I thought I had him running on Ubuntu
[02:01:27] <crutchy> microsoft linux
[02:02:01] <cmn32480> might as well reboo0t since he is down anyway
[02:02:07] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, use ksplice.
[02:03:04] <cmn32480> ksplice?
[02:03:28] <arti> there be dragons
[02:03:43] <crutchy> ~define ksplice
[02:03:50] <crutchy> derp
[02:03:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, wait...oracle bought them out.
[02:03:51] <chromas> I think linux has that built-in now
[02:03:57] <Ethanol-fueled> no way...really?
[02:03:58] <cmn32480> yeah I see that
[02:04:04] <cmn32480> and that's a big no
[02:04:06] <chromas> or its own equivalent
[02:04:07] <crutchy> is that a song by the splice girls?
[02:04:16] <cmn32480> girl power?
[02:04:20] <Ethanol-fueled> if oracle has it then they will charge massive sheckels.
[02:04:28] <cmn32480> free desktop edition
[02:04:31] <cmn32480> ...for now
[02:04:34] <crutchy> but poor larry needs a new boat
[02:04:52] <chromas> ♪If you wanna boot my kernel♫
[02:05:07] * Ethanol-fueled liked the fat spice girl
[02:05:16] <chromas> all of them?
[02:05:20] <cmn32480> the red head?
[02:05:33] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah chromas. Would have grabbed ya but no context with your joke.
[02:05:52] <Ethanol-fueled> The blonde one.
[02:06:13] <chromas> Shortening Spice
[02:06:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I think she was called baby spice, but now I feel gross for having had a crush on her.
[02:06:49] <Ethanol-fueled> She was called Baby Spice because she had a lot of baby fat.
[02:07:20] <chromas> you're limp now that it's gone?
[02:07:27] <Ethanol-fueled> But this is a true story - my friend's little sister actually went to see a Spice Girls concert and she confirmed that the first hour of it was zit-cream commercials on the monitors.
[02:08:04] <Ethanol-fueled> This is before and after I knocked her up.
[02:08:05] <Ethanol-fueled> http://img2.timeinc.net
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[02:08:34] <chromas> which one's which?
[02:09:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Scary Spice was the Black one
[02:09:14] * Ethanol-fueled chuckles
[02:09:41] <Ethanol-fueled> http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com
[02:10:03] <Ethanol-fueled> a bunch of 5/10's with way too much makeup, is what they were.
[02:12:55] <cmn32480> and minimal talent
[02:13:05] <SirFinkus> baby spice looks hot in that first picture, but probably only because I'm a sucker for lip biting
[02:13:36] <SirFinkus> very few pop stars have talent
[02:13:49] <SirFinkus> it's all looks, at least for the females
[02:14:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, it was probably entirely lip-synching
[02:14:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, other than baby those broads were ugly as fuck
[02:14:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Scary was decent though. Probably fun in the sack
[02:15:01] <Ethanol-fueled> the rest are chav scum
[02:15:16] <SirFinkus> didn't posh marry david beckham?
[02:15:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Donnu, sounds familiar
[02:16:50] <cmn32480> i believ ethat is correct
[02:16:56] <SirFinkus> only reason I know that is because Jimmy Carr or someone interviewed them and asked if posh took it in the shitter
[02:17:29] <chromas> Everyone does. Did she admit to it?
[02:17:50] <SirFinkus> don't remember
[02:18:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Another Gotcha from Non-Free Software - http://sylnt.us - rethinking-closed-source-software
[02:20:25] <Ethanol-fueled> chav scum lov it.
[02:20:27] <SirFinkus> found this, I love the facial expressions on the women behind him, the one on the right seems pretty bothered that he preferred the other one
[02:20:39] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:20:41] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Probably one of Jimmy Carr's funniest moments - YouTube
[02:20:42] <exec_> └─ 13Probably one of Jimmy Carr's funniest moments - YouTube
[02:20:44] <SirFinkus> just because jimmy carr
[02:23:02] <Deucalion> He was amusing before he adopted that stupid faux laugh
[02:23:42] <SirFinkus> I haven't seen much of his recent stuff
[02:25:23] <crutchy> ~title off
[02:25:24] <exec_> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[02:25:58] <crutchy> ~buckets-save
[02:25:59] <exec_> successfully saved buckets file (19.5 kb)
[02:26:13] <Deucalion> More a Richard Ayoade thing but it is funny seeing Jimmy Carr trying to keep a straight face :D https://www.youtube.com
[02:26:14] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Was It Something I said S01E01 Jimmy Carr and Richard Ayoade - YouTube
[02:26:54] <cmn32480> the buckets save keep the no titles persistant on the channel?
[02:27:11] <SirFinkus> I always liked his responses to hecklers, although that's probably staged
[02:27:36] <crutchy> buckets are the persistent storage option for scripts (besides saving their own files)
[02:28:03] <arti> bah i can't find the talk
[02:28:07] * arti gives up for now
[02:28:24] <crutchy> stored in an array in the bot process. on normal exit buckets are saved but if the bot script ends unexpectedly the changes are lost
[02:28:45] <crutchy> buckets are read/written using stdin and stdout
[02:28:47] <crutchy> pipes
[02:29:18] <cmn32480> gotcah
[02:29:51] <crutchy> came up with that name during a late night with xlefay so its partially his fault :p
[02:31:36] * SirFinkus now has the urge to watch jim jefferies
[02:31:41] <SirFinkus> one of Austria's finest
[02:32:24] <Deucalion> So was Hitler, in his day....... just leaving that out there.....
[02:33:32] <crutchy> hitler was prolly a product of his environment
[02:33:53] <SirFinkus> god I fucking hate that stupid trope with comedy specials
[02:33:54] <crutchy> there are probably millions of potential hitlers out there
[02:34:05] <SirFinkus> where the comedian walks in from the street directly to the stage
[02:34:23] <SirFinkus> "oh man, he barely made it on time! what a wacky guy!"
[02:34:27] <crutchy> what? with no TSA?
[02:34:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[02:34:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's kinda donezo
[02:34:59] <crutchy> the stage should be a groped-only area
[02:35:05] <cmn32480> sure... blame the guy that isn't here
[02:35:21] <SirFinkus> just do what I always do, blame the jews
[02:35:37] <crutchy> SirFinkus, s/the jews/jebus/
[02:35:37] <sedctl> <crutchy> <SirFinkus> just do what I always do, blame jebus
[02:35:40] <Deucalion> The bankrupting of Germany by the allies after WWI created ideal conditions for such a man to rise to power and necessitate WWII. All that hacking up of the Middle East at Versailles right after WWI is still causing us problems.
[02:36:04] <crutchy> there's no such thing as ultuistic diplomacy
[02:36:12] <crutchy> *ultruistic
[02:36:17] <Deucalion> altruistic?
[02:36:21] <crutchy> yeah that
[02:36:27] <crutchy> my spelling sux
[02:36:41] * SirFinkus suspects all diplomacy has ulterior motives
[02:36:41] * crutchy blames the damn english
[02:36:58] <Ethanol-fueled> It's all Whitey's fault.
[02:37:03] <Ethanol-fueled> And the Jews too.
[02:37:23] <crutchy> and the aussies. those fucking upside down wombat fuckers!
[02:37:42] <SirFinkus> can a wombat be stump broken?
[02:37:55] <SirFinkus> I don't even know what a wombat is
[02:37:55] <Deucalion> Fink bagged it - diplomacy is never altruistic and always has ulterior motives. That's just how bureaucrats roll.
[02:37:56] <crutchy> a wombat is a stump with legs
[02:38:07] <crutchy> s/stump/rock/
[02:38:07] <sedctl> <crutchy> a wombat is a rock with legs
[02:38:17] <SirFinkus> oh, it's just a little rat thing
[02:38:20] <SirFinkus> who gives a fuck?
[02:38:27] <crutchy> that can flip cars
[02:38:36] <Deucalion> and they allied with the drop bears
[02:38:49] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:38:50] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Wiki: Wombat ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[02:39:04] <Deucalion> Those are the size of a house with teeth 12ft long and drop from 1000ft
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[02:39:10] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:39:11] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Wiki: Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
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[02:39:36] <crutchy> wombats are ok. they're only dangerous if you drive into them at 100 km/hr
[02:39:51] <crutchy> cos they don't tend to budge or splat much
[02:39:56] <Deucalion> most things are... other than tiny insects I guess
[02:40:09] <crutchy> its like hitting a rock
[02:40:39] <crutchy> they can be pretty big rocks too
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[02:41:00] <SirFinkus> now these guys are badass https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:41:01] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Wiki: Capybara
[02:41:01] <crutchy> lol "All species of wombats are protected in every state except for Victoria."
[02:41:41] <crutchy> they forgot "because in victoria they dig massive burrows that collapse anything above and cause cars to flip"
[02:42:11] <crutchy> my dad had a burrow under his cattle yards. he found out because the posts started sinking
[02:42:12] <SirFinkus> I think I remember victoria being one of the states (or whatever the fuck you call time in rooland) that aggressively fucks cane toads too
[02:42:15] <SirFinkus> something about poison
[02:42:23] <crutchy> nah that's queensland
[02:42:23] <SirFinkus> I don't remember very well though
[02:42:38] <crutchy> victoria is the little state on the south-east of the mainland
[02:42:45] <crutchy> just above the big vagina
[02:43:00] <crutchy> cane toads are up north mainly
[02:43:20] <arti> brb, fooding
[02:43:25] * arti foods
[02:43:49] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, have you ever tried kangaroo meat?
[02:43:56] <Ethanol-fueled> (did I ask you this already?)
[02:44:01] <SirFinkus> "Around 150 cane toads were introduced to Oahu in Hawaii in 1932, and the population swelled to 105,517 after 17 months."
[02:44:05] <SirFinkus> good christ
[02:44:11] <crutchy> i think i tried it once maybe. i think it tasted like crap
[02:44:32] <crutchy> SirFinkus, this is victoria: https://www.google.com.au
[02:44:33] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03302 Moved ( https://www.google.com.au )
[02:44:35] <Deucalion> I remember being at Uni - used to take the back roads at end of term to get back to "home" - part of that was a ~10 mile section of road, dead straight, through woodland. I was a biker at the time.... and that area had signs all over the place warning about deer shambling into the road. Only vaguely made me nervous tanking through there at >100mph in the dark with just a candle pool of headlight. I look back on that and wonder, was I daft not t
[02:44:35] <Deucalion> o go slower.... would a deer impact at 60mph be any better than at 130mph? I suspect either would be fatal for both parties... just less time to see it happening and have that slow-mo thing that seems to occur when in an unavoidable biking accident adventure.
[02:44:37] <crutchy> i live on the east side
[02:44:55] <SirFinkus> Pregnancy testing was conducted in the mid-20th century by injecting urine from a woman into a male toad's lymph sacs, and if spermatozoa appeared in the toad's urine, the patient was deemed to be pregnant.
[02:45:03] <SirFinkus> fucking weird
[02:45:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[02:45:51] <crutchy> Deucalion, i'm pretty wary of kangaroos on the road cos they often end up going through the windscreen
[02:46:05] <crutchy> don't have much deer here thank goodness
[02:46:27] <cmn32480> Deucalion - the Mythbusters tested that theory with a moose analogue....
[02:46:31] <SirFinkus> the cabelas near me has a restaurant that serves exotic meats, I heard they have kangaroo
[02:46:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice fink.
[02:46:39] <cmn32480> if I remember right, you were screwed either way
[02:46:52] <Ethanol-fueled> We have a Bass Pro Shops up in berdoo that does the same
[02:47:04] <crutchy> i'm a beef man mostly
[02:47:12] * Ethanol-fueled laments all those cool guns and boats I can't afford :(
[02:47:16] <SirFinkus> buffalo is the shit if you get the chance to try it
[02:47:22] <SirFinkus> it's like beef, but bette
[02:47:23] <SirFinkus> r
[02:47:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Buffalo is good.
[02:47:31] <SirFinkus> healthier too
[02:47:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Ostrich is good too...actually pretty beef-like
[02:47:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Venison is good.
[02:47:47] <SirFinkus> haven't had a buffalo steak though, wonder how that is
[02:47:48] <crutchy> probably harder to get tender buffalo though?
[02:47:58] <crutchy> they prolly not as relaxed around humans
[02:48:12] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, maybe if you can stump-break them.
[02:48:18] <SirFinkus> they crossbreed them with cows
[02:48:20] <SirFinkus> or something
[02:48:53] <SirFinkus> they don't really look like the classic american bison you'd picture
[02:49:11] <crutchy> not that most beef would be much better. the best beef is always farm cut, leaving the steer in yards for a couple of days with plenty of food and then pop him off from a distance
[02:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, bison != buffalo
[02:49:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> two different critters
[02:49:36] <SirFinkus> no they aren't
[02:49:39] <SirFinkus> synonyms
[02:49:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, they really are
[02:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> one has curved horns, one has pointy spikey ones
[02:49:53] <crutchy> is one hornier than the other maybe?
[02:50:02] <crutchy> oh
[02:50:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally i think they taste like ass. i'm a lousy indian.
[02:50:53] <Ethanol-fueled> No way buzzard.
[02:50:58] <Ethanol-fueled> They're way less irony than beef.
[02:51:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> way more gamey though
[02:51:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Your ancestors probably ate too many of them.
[02:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[02:51:20] <crutchy> i'd make a lousy indian. their sacred cows wouldn't last long
[02:51:34] * TheMightyBuzzard nods sagely
[02:51:57] <crutchy> too many types of indian
[02:52:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, just dropped in to bust up the conversation. headin to bed.
[02:52:21] <SirFinkus> "Bison or buffalo are large, even-toed ungulates in the genus Bison within the subfamily Bovinae."
[02:52:39] <Deucalion> crutchy, it was my 20s I just enjoyed the speed, I didn't think about it rationally at the time. Just in hindsight I wonder, had a deer been in my path would I have been any better off at 60 or 130. Don't think I'd walk away from either in mortal form. Gotta live and all that :D
[02:52:39] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: have a good night!
[02:53:11] <crutchy> Deucalion, i used to hoon around in a little 1985 toyota carolla. great times
[02:53:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Juggs, on a bike, you're probably just as screwed at 60 as you are at 1290
[02:53:32] <crutchy> i loved the loose gear shifter
[02:53:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe if you fly off at exactly the right angle, and land in some brush or water or something, you might be okay.
[02:54:37] * crutchy wouldn't mind hooning on the highway across the nullabor plain. i think there might be a portion without speed limits
[02:54:47] <crutchy> or maybe there used to be. not sure now
[02:54:54] <Ethanol-fueled> stick_shift++
[02:54:54] <Bender> karma - stick_shift: 1
[02:56:12] <crutchy> bugger. looks like its all 100 km/hr
[02:56:18] <crutchy> s/100/110/
[02:56:18] <sedctl> <crutchy> bugger. looks like its all 110 km/hr
[02:56:21] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:56:22] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Wiki: Eyre Highway ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[02:57:39] <Ethanol-fueled> What? That's only like 68 miles per hour
[02:57:41] * chromas spanks exec_
[02:57:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahaah
[02:57:55] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys need an autobahn, bro.
[02:58:17] <crutchy> true
[02:58:46] <crutchy> though i'll bet 110 km/hr is only the signed speed limit :p
[02:58:59] <crutchy> even the road trains prolly go faster than that
[02:59:00] <Ethanol-fueled> governors--
[02:59:00] <Bender> karma - governors: -1
[02:59:58] <Ethanol-fueled> speed governors on vehicles, that is.
[03:00:12] <Deucalion> Ethanol-fueled, of course. I hit a car side on at ~30mph - that hurt like hell and broke a few bones. A&E doctor couldn't figure how I broke rib 1 but not my collar bone as the top rib is behind the collar bone. I was into weights at the time and a lot of the impact was apparently absorbed by the muscles in the area - they did go very black and crackly for a couple of months. Full face helmet saved me though, sacrificed itself by breaking up as
[03:00:12] <Deucalion> my jaw hit the B pillar of the car. Hit car at 30mph, limp away with smashed bike, smashed helmet and a slight bruise on the jaw... oh and a punctured lung and bust rib. Biking is weird, the worst things seem to happen when you are calmly moving in slow traffic not tooling about at stupid speeds on open roads.
[03:00:32] <crutchy> http://www.nullarborroadhouse.com.au
[03:00:35] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03The Roadtrains in Eyre - Dancing with the Kings of the Road - Nullarbor Roadhouse
[03:00:38] <SirFinkus> because I want to be even more right "The term "buffalo" is sometimes considered to be a misnomer for this animal, as it is only distantly related to either of the two "true buffalo", the Asian water buffalo and the African buffalo. However, "bison" is a Greek word meaning ox-like animal, while "buffalo" originated with the French fur trappers who called these massive beasts bœufs
[03:00:38] <SirFinkus> , meaning ox or bullock—so both names, "bison" and "buffalo", have a similar meaning. Though "bison" might be considered more scientifically correct, as a result of standard usage, "buffalo" is also considered correct and is listed in many dictionaries as an acceptable name for American buffalo or bison. In reference to this animal, the term "buffalo" dates to 1635 in North American usage when the term was first recorded
[03:00:38] <SirFinkus> for the American mammal. It thus has a much longer history than "bison", which was first recorded in 1774."
[03:01:07] <crutchy> "Slow down and pull over. If you see (or feel) a road train approach, immediately slow down and pull over, because road trains won’t slow down for you. If you’re cycling, well, cycle as far off the road as possible, and stay there until the road clears again."
[03:02:01] * Deucalion still has the Nissan Pulsar GTiR in the garage. Mothballed for now.
[03:02:15] <crutchy> ah
[03:02:24] <crutchy> my mum used to drive an ol nissan pulsar
[03:02:31] <crutchy> she had to start it with a spanner
[03:02:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit, I didn't even know road-rains existed!
[03:02:45] <Deucalion> crutchy, those Aussie road trains... yeah, get the hell out the way.
[03:03:45] <SirFinkus> fuck I'm ADD today
[03:03:46] * crutchy experienced some of them on the newell highway through new south wales. some of them are easy to overtake if your'e willing to stick the boot in
[03:03:57] <SirFinkus> was going to watch jim jefferies, but now I'm watching crank
[03:04:18] <Deucalion> I give HGVs on our motorways a wide berth... they do not like to slow down.
[03:04:38] <crutchy> most road trains couldn't slow down even if they wanted to
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[03:04:59] <crutchy> even with their massive brake power
[03:05:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Good movie, Fink. Interesting premise, too.
[03:05:51] <Deucalion> Hence why you get the hell out the way... they may have brakes but they are massive, that much mass at 60mph or whatever... that's not stopping in a hurry. Simple physics no?
[03:06:35] <crutchy> wtf? http://lh4.googleusercontent.com
[03:06:41] <crutchy> this has gotta be photoshopped
[03:06:43] <SirFinkus> yeah, it's great, it really should be a classic
[03:06:51] <SirFinkus> second one was pretty good too
[03:08:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Truckers are crazy sons of bitches.
[03:08:17] <crutchy> http://outbacktowing.tripod.com
[03:08:41] <crutchy> lol companies must hear about a truck crossing, and they think 'oh can we just stick a trailer to the end of that?'
[03:10:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, that shit would never fly in America
[03:10:44] <Ethanol-fueled> The closest thing we have are oversized loads, and those need chaser vehicles and sometimes police escort
[03:11:07] <SirFinkus> we have actual trains though, so we don't really need that bullshit
[03:11:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, right?
[03:11:57] <SirFinkus> our freight rail network is pretty awesome
[03:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> So, #BlackLivesMatter protesters just soaked two white folks in gasoline and lit em on fire.
[03:14:06] <SirFinkus> lol, guess the white guys are black now
[03:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's not a racist hate movement.
[03:14:09] <crutchy> http://www.popularmechanics.com
[03:14:09] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Watch This Tank Carry a Beer Without Spilling a Drop
[03:14:13] <crutchy> germans++
[03:14:13] <Bender> karma - germans: 2
[03:15:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Germans are awesome.
[03:15:11] <Ethanol-fueled> I've never worked with a shit German.
[03:15:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Because shit Germans don't exist.
[03:15:41] <SirFinkus> all germans are chicken fucking scat fetishists
[03:16:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, but in the workplace they pay off in spades.
[03:16:03] <crutchy> SirFinkus, that's true freedom
[03:16:42] <Ethanol-fueled> like the Japs, actually. All that high-performance super-accurate work comes at a cost, and if that cost is them shitting and fucking chickens in private, let them do it.
[03:17:09] <Ethanol-fueled> What anybody does outside of work is nobody else's goddamn business.
[03:17:10] <SirFinkus> the japanese guy I know is into jewish girls
[03:17:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeesh, fink. Now that's some seriously masochistic shit.
[03:17:45] <crutchy> does he shit on her?
[03:17:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Unless he's just ignorant. Many whites have a thing for Asian women until they actually meet one.
[03:18:02] <chromas> she's jewish; they shit on each other
[03:18:17] <chromas> her shit is mental though
[03:18:26] <Deucalion> Ethanol-fueled, do you ever think you may be venturing into stereotyping entire countries with your BS? Do you think Germany is one homogeneous whole?
[03:18:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, I counter your question by simply saying that I trust my experience more than yours, or anybody else's, logical reasonsing.
[03:19:17] <Deucalion> Ethanol-fueled, your experience being?
[03:19:22] <Ethanol-fueled> If that makes me an idiot, then so be it.
[03:19:36] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled is experienced in banging asian chicks
[03:19:45] <Deucalion> Have you visited the carious regions of Germany?
[03:19:50] <Deucalion> various*
[03:20:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I use a statistical-based approach with the people I've actually interacted with as samples.
[03:20:20] <Deucalion> I suspect my experience on the matter outweighs yours then.
[03:20:40] <Deucalion> Sample size in single digits.
[03:20:55] <crutchy> ive worked with a few south africans
[03:20:58] <Ethanol-fueled> That might be true...but I am more pragmatic rather than idealistic. if 9/10 Jews I've met are assholes, and blatant intolerable ones, then I feel that my bias is justified.
[03:21:27] <Deucalion> How many Jews have you met to come to this conclusion?
[03:21:34] <Deucalion> 10?
[03:21:43] <Ethanol-fueled> If 3/3 Germans I've worked with have been outstanding, extremely competent, and top-performing, well, you know.
[03:22:03] <crutchy> german engineering is awesome
[03:22:08] <crutchy> and geerman beer drinking
[03:22:14] <Deucalion> Statistically irrelevant sample sizes and you know it.
[03:22:30] <Ethanol-fueled> If 5/10 Mexicans I've interacted with have been nasty, but the other 5 have been great, that depents on how many more of them are pissing my off at the moment.
[03:22:53] <crutchy> Deucalion, no doubt. but in e-f's case he's not really presenting his opinions as facts
[03:22:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Or how many more of them are earning my praise at the momeny.
[03:23:13] <Ethanol-fueled> You are correct, Deucalion.
[03:23:16] <crutchy> everyone has opinions based on their experiences, even if they don't make them known
[03:23:22] <Deucalion> German beer is indeed good - thanks to their purity laws. As for Germans drink a lot of beer - not so much.
[03:24:25] <crutchy> i doubt the laws are what makes german beer awesome
[03:24:38] <Deucalion> crutchy, I doubt EF needs your defense from my silly sparring.
[03:24:44] <chromas> http://www.independent.co.uk
[03:24:45] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Leytonstone stabbing: Suspect 'shouts this is for Syria' during knife attack that leaves three injured, according to witnesses | Crime | News | The Independent
[03:24:55] <crutchy> Deucalion, haha you are right again
[03:24:56] <chromas> They need more knife control laws
[03:25:04] <Ethanol-fueled> I just have a different approach to life.
[03:25:51] <Ethanol-fueled> It's illogical, error-prone, offensive, and very likely incorrect. But I feel it's served me well compared to other methods.
[03:25:53] <Deucalion> Ethanol-fueled, you should expound on that.
[03:26:18] <crutchy> Deucalion, america already expounded. now they use dollars bahahahahaha!!!!
[03:26:29] * crutchy smakes self
[03:26:40] <Ethanol-fueled> WUT
[03:27:26] <Ethanol-fueled> I can't explain it other than it utilizes intuition and experience more than it does logic and reasoning.
[03:27:55] <crutchy> don't use logic dude. you might end up turning into an engineer. or worse... a programmer!
[03:30:01] <Ethanol-fueled> You all strive to be greater than plebian human scum. I revel in being plebian human scum.
[03:30:38] * cmn32480 rereads crutchys awful joke for the third time and cringes ti was so bad
[03:30:57] <crutchy> yeah it was
[03:31:01] <crutchy> sorry about that :p
[03:31:04] <cmn32480> #smake crutchy
[03:31:04] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head
[03:31:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Engineers...logic...Bahaha.
[03:31:10] <cmn32480> for good measure
[03:31:26] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, good point. we're terrorists now remember
[03:31:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh yeah, that was a good article. Something about your logical approach making you cold-blooded killers.
[03:32:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Who praise Allah, or something.
[03:33:00] <crutchy> bbiab. setting up xmas tree time :/
[03:33:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Muslim engineers from Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are disproportinately terrorists, ergo, all engineers are disproportinately terrorists.
[03:33:08] * arti returns
[03:33:31] <arti> maybe they've done the calculations?
[03:33:50] <Ethanol-fueled> maybe prostitution should be legalized. Problem solved!
[03:34:24] <arti> maybe they shouldn't marry so many women further creating a localized issue?
[03:34:26] <Deucalion> Ye gads... a nation of solely engineers...now that would be dull
[03:34:38] <arti> at least it would have good infrastructure
[03:34:55] <arti> hopefully, anyway
[03:35:28] <Deucalion> It would be a grey monotony
[03:35:45] <Deucalion> Life needs colour
[03:36:04] <chromas> their kids could graffiti up the place at night
[03:36:15] <chromas> lots of empty canvas
[03:36:17] <arti> as if engineers couldn't solve that
[03:36:26] <arti> look at the whole chaos monkey thing
[03:36:34] <arti> randomly causing stuff to fail to test redundancy
[03:38:00] <crutchy> imagine how dry the jokes would be
[03:38:14] <crutchy> the national anthem would be something out of a monty python movie
[03:38:23] <arti> i like how everyone assumes that there are no other interests held by these people
[03:38:33] <arti> crutchy cannot do anything but engineer
[03:38:48] <Ethanol-fueled> was just about to say that, arti...sadly enough, I don't have a single case to back you up.
[03:39:09] <crutchy> i've spent so long calculating the probability of having sex i've forgotten how to have sex
[03:39:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Except for maybe the rockabilly guy who did metalwork in engineering school.
[03:39:17] <arti> crutchy, the japanese made a chair for that
[03:39:26] <arti> try setting 4
[03:39:33] <crutchy> does it go up to 11?
[03:39:47] <Deucalion> EF - prostitution should be legalised - all attempts for millennia have failed to eradicate it. Better to regularise it, recognise it and tax it (of course) as a legitimate enterprise no? Cut out the body trafficers, cut out the shady money. Get it out and in the open..... it's going to go on whatever... make it safe for all involved.
[03:39:49] <arti> i don't think theirs are typically that large
[03:39:50] <chromas> at least their poetry would be metric
[03:40:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Or the token math grad who became a meth addict and card-counts at vegas casinos for money.
[03:40:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Agreed, Deucalion.
[03:40:15] <crutchy> chromas, nah engineers use metric and imperial
[03:40:35] <arti> apparently there must be one true system
[03:40:41] <Ethanol-fueled> There are lot of things which would benefit society, held under lock-and-key, as a result of millenia-old religious conventions.
[03:40:45] <arti> base 16, no base 10, no 8!
[03:40:53] <arti> could you imagine the shitstorm
[03:41:04] <chromas> everything should be unary
[03:41:08] <chromas> 1, 11, 111, 1111
[03:41:08] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, you know and I know that's bullshit. We need all those numbering systems.
[03:41:14] <Deucalion> Is it Nevada that has regularised prostitution? I forget.
[03:41:22] <arti> then you'll have people calling for diversity with bases, and how diversity is good, and then laws mandating that there are protected bases
[03:41:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes, Deucalion. I believe it's only a certain part of Nevada though.
[03:41:39] <chromas> numericists, all of you!
[03:41:39] * arti likes that part
[03:41:46] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, those types are those who are pro base-3.
[03:41:48] <arti> you can walk around with an open container
[03:41:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Odd-number scum!
[03:41:54] <arti> filthy triumvrate!
[03:42:34] <Ethanol-fueled> 2^n or die
[03:43:09] <arti> i could see the church of the holy base-3 get behind hit
[03:43:19] <arti> in the name of the first, second, and third bits. amen.
[03:46:11] * Deucalion has never availed the services of a prostitute... a night in a bar is usually enough to find a night of meaningless humping IME. But I can see as one gets older and less attractive, it would make sense to employ someone to be a receptacle for such emotionless encounters. This will happen for a percentage of the populace, so to have the entire industry in the hands of shady back street body shifters seems the wrong approach. Ahh.... I f
[03:46:11] * Deucalion orgot... privatised prisons. Lock them all up to make a profit.
[03:47:03] <arti> you pay for it one way or another
[03:47:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's true.
[03:47:40] <arti> how many drinks did you buy 'em?
[03:48:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Depends. Many buy their own drinks and don't cost me anything, except for the shit I have to put up with from them.
[03:48:40] <Deucalion> arti, true. There is much work to be done on divorce law now that females are no longer chattel in western society. Who the hell is going to the polls on that ticket?
[03:49:09] * arti hasn't payed for company directly
[03:49:17] <arti> indirectly, yes.
[03:49:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, females chattel? Here in America they have the upper-hand in almost any divorce proceeding.
[03:49:35] <arti> i think it's like that everywhere
[03:49:42] <arti> western*
[03:49:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Children of divorce like me have seen it firsthand, and so are reluctant to marry as a result of learning those lessons.
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[03:50:36] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: but-but the patriarchy!
[03:50:58] <arti> Dentists rejoice!
[03:51:16] <Deucalion> EF - in the UK it is who is earning better. You'd think it would be at the point of separation... but no, once married then divorced, the divorced gets to come back and take another bite of the cherry for the rest of your life.
[03:51:16] <Ethanol-fueled> My parents' divorce wasn't bad. Nobody got fucked and the custody agreement was fair, actually.
[03:51:24] * Deucalion wonders why he never married.
[03:51:32] <Ethanol-fueled> But my friends who became married, had kids, and divorced...much different story.
[03:52:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeesh, Deucalion, if they could take the industry out of divorce, maybe we'd see healthier arrangements.
[03:53:08] * arti pours EF some balvenie
[03:53:12] <arti> hope you like it neat
[03:53:26] * Deucalion steals the bottle
[03:53:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Eh. I'll drink it only because somebody offered it.
[03:53:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks bro.
[03:53:43] <chromas> Is it true that divorce lawyers rub their hands together like ambulance chasers?
[03:53:47] * arti shrugs and dupes another one off the inventory bar
[03:53:59] <arti> chromas: they also get shot by the spouse when its really bad
[03:54:04] * arti takes some satisfaction in that
[03:54:19] <chromas> "It...it..was..worth..it" (death rattle)
[03:54:26] <arti> haha
[03:54:27] <arti> how about
[03:54:30] <Deucalion> No shooting in the UK - we made guns ilegal :D
[03:54:38] <arti> "I...I...had..the...right of..way.."
[03:55:01] <Deucalion> No guns at all in the UK now. Magic legislation.
[03:55:04] <arti> okay, fine, how about sawing a dudes head off on the pavement
[03:55:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Marriage is obsolete in today's world. For traditional and ceremonial reasons, okay. But when it's a legal thing, there's no point.
[03:55:41] <chromas> Don't married people get some sort of tax breaks?
[03:55:53] <arti> yeah
[03:56:09] <Deucalion> That sounds UK style - stamp the shit out of someone... knife them, jaw open on pavement then club them... see there is no gun violence so all is good :D
[03:56:09] <chromas> That's why buttbuddies want marriage, right?
[03:56:17] <arti> they don't really check unless you claim a high number of dependents
[03:56:33] * arti worked with a few people who would game the system
[03:56:54] <arti> also worked with a few who were audited, which weren't the same folks.
[03:57:02] <arti> go figure
[03:57:07] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, there was a New York Times article about a couple who chose to remain unmarried because for tax reasons (they had a child) it would be more lucrative.
[03:57:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Romance...with children involved...still a fucking business arrangement.
[03:57:43] <arti> yup, hope they enjoy their common law shit
[03:57:52] * arti selects a different rod to strike their backs with
[03:57:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, always wanted to visit the British isles just to witness some good old hooliganism.
[03:58:17] <arti> nothing some LAPD couldn't handle
[03:58:23] <arti> can't corner the dorner
[03:58:41] <Deucalion> UK used to have 5% tax bonus for married couples - fairly sure it got scrapped ~20 years ago. I recall some discussion to reinstate it when the Torys came back in, but I don't think it ever made it.
[04:00:41] <chromas> is that why marriage is limit 1 per customer per visit?
[04:00:57] <chromas> 20 wives, no taxes
[04:01:10] <arti> could you imagine that
[04:01:14] <arti> 20 wives
[04:01:24] <crutchy> 20 wives would deserve tax breaks
[04:01:26] <chromas> like those coupon stackers. Spend all day hunting for moar coupons
[04:01:33] <crutchy> and a free bed in an asylum
[04:01:38] <Deucalion> Ethanol-fueled, you're 20 years too late at least. Everyone stays in watching Celeb-On-Ice-Something-Witty-Here now. The football (soccer) hooligans are long gone.
[04:01:50] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[04:01:52] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03ONE JOB!!!!??? - YouTube
[04:01:57] <cmn32480> 20 wives would deserve sainthhod and forgiveness for the sin of suicide
[04:02:23] <crutchy> 40 tits wouldn't nearly be worth it
[04:02:33] <cmn32480> dear god no
[04:02:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeesh, Deucalion. Word on the street is that England also participates in Black Friday. Beatings over televisions etc.
[04:02:41] <cmn32480> and if some were virgins...
[04:03:00] <arti> why is that prized
[04:03:13] * Deucalion looks at crutchy's missus tits.... can't believe they aren't butter. Heh - you said I could look!
[04:03:21] <chromas> spilled blood
[04:03:22] * arti shakes head
[04:03:24] <crutchy> can you imagine the backstabbing, bitch fighting, whining, money wasting..
[04:03:29] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, show me your missus' titties.
[04:03:36] <cmn32480> not from my end arti
[04:03:37] <arti> we should make a SO simulator
[04:03:37] <Ethanol-fueled> I have a few sets if you wanna trade.
[04:03:48] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, they dont fit in the camera
[04:03:50] <cmn32480> imagine if you had to teach that many girls how to have sex
[04:03:56] <arti> "as you can see here hapiness plateaus around 1.5"
[04:04:13] <cmn32480> the fumbling and awkwardness
[04:04:14] <arti> man the matrix would be fun for sims like that
[04:04:19] <crutchy> cmn32480, my daughter growing up scares the shit out of me
[04:04:28] <cmn32480> mine too crutchy
[04:04:31] <crutchy> i fear for the poor bastard who has to put up with her :p
[04:04:32] <arti> "alright, let's do a universe with lava floors"
[04:04:34] <cmn32480> and she is only 3
[04:04:42] <Deucalion> crutchy, every father of a daughter goes through that.
[04:04:56] <arti> crutchy will be a cool dad
[04:05:03] <chromas> will be
[04:05:05] <chromas> some day
[04:05:07] <chromas> ;)
[04:05:10] <arti> yeah, he's not one right now
[04:05:34] <arti> once you have ear/back hair... maybe.
[04:05:37] <cmn32480> shotgun toting meat eating father
[04:05:39] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, don't be too overbearing and she won't go for Black men. Wait, are there any blacks besides Abbos in AUstralia?
[04:05:47] <arti> yeah
[04:05:48] <cmn32480> nah I have that now arti
[04:06:01] <arti> who do you think steals shit there ef?
[04:06:18] <chromas> surburban youths
[04:06:20] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[04:06:31] <Deucalion> Ethanol-fueled, typical Daily Mail BS - some idiots fight over low price tat. Apparently that is news.
[04:06:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Crutch, sure you don't wanna trade? I'll present this as a teaser:
[04:06:41] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[04:06:42] <arti> i love horrible tattoos
[04:07:07] <arti> cmn32480: congrats, you are now father level.
[04:07:21] <cmn32480> I've had it since long before I was a father
[04:07:32] <arti> filthy mammal scum
[04:07:36] <cmn32480> if I let me beard grow, I coudl pass for a bald headed Chewbacca
[04:07:44] * arti chewy_rawr.ogg
[04:07:52] <Deucalion> Oh godd no - no-one click on a .jpg from EF - it's either a cock or a powdered extender :/
[04:08:03] <arti> who are those?
[04:08:15] <arti> why does she have coke jammed under her nails
[04:08:28] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, a former coworker. Mexican. And, to explain the nails, well, Mexican.
[04:08:43] <arti> looks like its washing off though
[04:08:46] <cmn32480> ok
[04:09:04] <cmn32480> back in a bit.. wife wants food, and I have been elected to go get it
[04:09:06] <chromas> Deucalion: don't worry; it's rated G for juggs
[04:09:14] <arti> cmn32480: buy junk food!
[04:09:17] Deucalion is now known as juggs
[04:09:21] <cmn32480> WOOHOOO!
[04:09:24] <cmn32480> he's back
[04:09:33] <arti> dr jekyll and mr hyde?
[04:09:33] <cmn32480> heya juggs we missed you!
[04:09:35] <juggs> he? she?
[04:09:37] <arti> it!
[04:09:43] <juggs> that works
[04:09:43] <arti> use the 3rd bathroom
[04:09:58] <cmn32480> it will be junk food
[04:10:04] <arti> what're you feeling? burgers?
[04:10:07] <chromas> all we know is 'french tip' nails and no hanging dong
[04:10:20] <arti> french tip sounds like something a rabbi would be involved with
[04:10:21] <cmn32480> yeah arti
[04:10:32] <cmn32480> there is a 24hr. MCDonalds round the corener
[04:10:33] <arti> cmn32480: did habit tonight
[04:10:35] juggs is now known as Deucalion
[04:10:38] <arti> 50 piece nugget!
[04:10:50] <cmn32480> she wants a bacon McDouble
[04:10:52] <arti> i can already feel the mcdonald's high
[04:10:57] <arti> they have bacon there?
[04:10:59] <arti> wtf
[04:11:03] <chromas> french tip is when the rabbi cuts lengthwise
[04:11:14] <arti> i thought it was where the tip hides/retreats
[04:11:18] * Deucalion bails.... be well mad lentil stirrers :D
[04:11:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Here, crutchy, does your missus have bigger jugges than these?
[04:11:27] <cmn32480> night Deucalion
[04:11:29] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[04:11:33] <chromas> night Deucalion; happy jiggling
[04:11:49] <arti> it's the same picture, i want my money back
[04:11:54] <Ethanol-fueled> No it aint.
[04:12:13] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[04:12:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, it works now.
[04:12:27] <arti> see, i'm not high.
[04:12:38] * arti pours some balvenie for juggs
[04:12:46] <Ethanol-fueled> *A-hem* So, crutchy, does your missue have bigger juggs than these?
[04:12:47] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[04:13:04] <arti> those are pretty big, but we need a banana for scale
[04:13:55] <chromas> the atheists' nightmare
[04:14:00] <Ethanol-fueled> She was a short but wide girl. Her hand span(the hand on the bewb) is probably around 2/3 the length of the average banana
[04:14:29] <chromas> like a regular banana or one with an extender?
[04:15:00] <Ethanol-fueled> ergular.
[04:15:41] * arti wants tamales
[04:15:52] <Ethanol-fueled> mmmm, tamales sound good.
[04:16:09] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, don't you hate it when you get authentic tamales and they leave the pits in the olives?
[04:16:52] <chromas> that's what makes them authentic
[04:17:08] <chromas> like burritos that give you bloody diarrhea
[04:17:17] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab chromas
[04:17:17] <Bender> Added quote 618
[04:17:19] <arti> i've not had olives in mine
[04:17:37] <arti> had like mole, pork, chicken?
[04:18:10] <Ethanol-fueled> never had a mole one. Never had mole, in fact. Word on the street is that that shit takes like 3 days to cook
[04:18:33] <arti> this thing is really cool https://github.com
[04:18:34] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03CyberShadow/DFeed · GitHub
[04:26:54] <arti> http://imgur.com
[04:26:55] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Parenting - GIF on Imgur
[04:27:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Would have been nice to raise a kid. But not in today's America. Political correctness. Common core.
[04:27:59] <chromas> monkeyjerking
[04:28:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Going to jail for letting your kid play unsupervised within 50 feet of your house.
[04:28:19] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: you just need to raise kids to fight the machine!
[04:28:38] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, I need to move to Iceland and start a family there.
[04:28:39] <chromas> make them do hard labor on mlk day so they learn to hate that day
[04:29:54] <crutchy> cmn32480, i'm thinking about including a script that downloads from github
[04:30:03] <arti> downloads what
[04:30:07] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, that would be the day when we rent a bouncy-castle for the kids to play in while we feast on Fried chicken and malt-liquor.
[04:30:09] * arti is reading too much shit
[04:30:23] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: you mixing the stereotypes?
[04:30:24] <crutchy> scripts
[04:30:33] * arti makes a script gang sign
[04:30:37] <chromas> I thought bouncy castles were for mexican bday parties
[04:30:41] <arti> sup bro, you a script?
[04:30:48] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, that is a true story. It's how my friends and I have celebrated MLK day for the past 10 years or so.
[04:30:55] <chromas> crutchy: would exec_ be able to update itself over github?
[04:30:56] <arti> bouncy castles are appreciated by all, just like watermelon and fried chicken
[04:31:04] <arti> you can do that with webhooks
[04:31:04] <crutchy> chromas, yeah that's the idea
[04:31:21] <arti> sounds like you're going to need a statefile so that shit doesn't get weird
[04:31:38] <crutchy> nah just use git
[04:31:38] <chromas> it's good to let shit get weird
[04:31:55] <crutchy> "git pull origin master" - script done :p
[04:31:58] <arti> like the colon dwarf?
[04:32:09] <arti> crutchy, what about any transactions that are occuring?
[04:32:16] <arti> "whelp, fuck the lot of them!"
[04:32:17] <chromas> when he's done, you just have a semicolon
[04:32:27] <arti> sounds like something popular in hollywood
[04:32:28] <crutchy> good thing about php is that the script is loaded into memory
[04:32:46] <arti> don't most programs work that way
[04:32:52] <crutchy> cos i regularly change scripts that are running. changes only get implemented the next time it runs
[04:32:56] <arti> aaaah
[04:33:08] * arti feeds crutchy some bbq packets
[04:33:17] <chromas> arti: not on windows
[04:33:23] <arti> yes huh!
[04:33:24] <crutchy> i imagine its same with perl/haskell/etc
[04:33:32] <chromas> shit's memmapped
[04:33:43] <arti> chromas: on windaz you gotta load that shit into memory to run it otherwise the debugger wouldn't do shiz
[04:34:00] <chromas> http://i.imgur.com
[04:34:08] <crutchy> cos its not the script file that is run. its php
[04:34:11] <arti> the linux philosophy is "i don't think you should do that, but okay"
[04:34:16] <arti> windows is "i don't think you should do that. no"
[04:34:35] <crutchy> and mac is 'insert coin here'
[04:34:54] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[04:34:56] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Power Pill (Aphex Twin) - Pac Man - YouTube
[04:35:02] <chromas> linux is becoming "why would you want to do that?"
[04:35:42] <crutchy> linux is becoming 'no we can't do that because users are retards'
[04:36:01] * chromas blames guhnome
[04:36:10] <crutchy> gimp++ # for stayin pro
[04:36:11] <Bender> karma - gimp: 2
[04:36:34] <chromas> they're finally getting the iWarp tool as a real brush in 2.10
[04:36:43] <chromas> it's like photoshop's liquid brush I guess
[04:36:52] <chromas> whatever century it comes out
[04:37:01] <crutchy> i was surprised how awesome krita is
[04:37:02] <chromas> liquify
[04:37:18] <chromas> I think you can mix color modes in krita
[04:37:29] * crutchy should hook up screens and get tablet out again tonight
[04:37:40] <crutchy> gots me a usb hub now
[04:37:47] <crutchy> actually got 2. why did i do that
[04:37:51] <chromas> I found Krita more awkward though. It's more work to switch the brush from regular clone to healing clone
[04:38:09] <chromas> because one is never enough
[04:38:35] <arti> http://imgur.com
[04:38:36] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Trippy shit - Imgur
[04:39:02] <arti> chromas: gimp was first with the content aware stuff
[04:39:16] <chromas> she's now suing him for shoulder rape
[04:39:39] <chromas> I haven't used the content aware stuff, but the heal brush is pretty cool
[04:39:56] <chromas> can airbrush the shit out of skin or whatever and preserve the texture
[04:41:05] <arti> content aware is pretty great, saves a lot of time instead of doing by hand (which is a skill)
[04:47:58] <Ethanol-fueled> do any of you airbrush womens' armpits in digital photos?
[04:48:17] * chromas wonders if content-aware fill would work on text. we need a new bot!
[04:48:30] <Ethanol-fueled> I have noticed that that's one of the most commonly-airbrushed areas in digital photos.
[04:48:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Why is that?
[04:48:35] <chromas> why, do you want the hair pasted back into place?
[04:48:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Absolutely not. Just curious.
[04:49:04] <chromas> maybe they brush out the bo stick residue
[04:49:12] <arti> maybe they don't like the shaved turkey look
[04:49:19] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAAH
[04:50:45] <arti> https://c1.staticflickr.com
[04:50:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup, even women are stinky, nasty creatures. They shit, too.
[04:51:00] <arti> what?!
[04:51:09] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a fact of life.
[04:51:30] <arti> nuh uh
[04:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, that pic made me both horny and hungry.
[04:51:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Mmmm, stuffing.
[04:53:20] <arti> get some italian beef or something
[04:53:37] <arti> there's a decent bistro near me that does great sandwiches
[05:00:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Ah, man, I just ate some Italian beef and back in action!
[05:00:43] * Ethanol-fueled farts
[05:01:00] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: s/fart/beef/
[05:01:00] <sedctl> <chromas> <Ethanol-fueled> beefs
[05:01:24] <Ethanol-fueled> beef don;t make a person fart doe
[05:01:49] <arti> is it the bad calories escaping?
[05:01:58] <chromas> beef is one of ten billion words for farting
[05:02:07] <Ethanol-fueled> It's the lack of beano.
[05:02:34] <Ethanol-fueled> before the booze, I hadn't anything to eat all day save a tall glass of V8 low sodium and a cup of mixed fruit.
[05:03:03] <Ethanol-fueled> V8 low sodium is good for booze drinkers because they substitute the sodium for potassium.
[05:03:22] <Ethanol-fueled> so each serving is like 30+ percent of your daily allowance of potassium.
[05:03:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretty significant given that potassium supplements are only like 15% per pill or some weak shit.
[05:04:18] <Ethanol-fueled> and of course you're drinking (mostly) pure vegetable juice so you get lycopene and other vitamins.
[05:04:24] <arti> b vitamins are important for drinkers
[05:04:39] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, that's where my centrum silvers come in.
[05:04:46] <Ethanol-fueled> like 800% B vitamins
[05:05:20] <Ethanol-fueled> 1667% of B12
[05:05:32] <Ethanol-fueled> 300% of B6
[05:06:09] <arti> i've got a giant omega pill
[05:06:16] <Ethanol-fueled> fish oil?
[05:06:25] <arti> i think so, let me see
[05:06:38] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[05:06:39] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Cute lil' duckies - Imgur
[05:06:49] <arti> yessir
[05:06:51] <crutchy> for Ethanol-fueled
[05:07:01] <arti> omega 5,6,7,8,9,11
[05:10:04] <Ethanol-fueled> That's explains where ciri's counting fetish came from.
[05:10:34] <chromas> dos
[05:10:39] <chromas> deux
[05:10:44] <chromas> poor ciri
[05:11:01] <arti> safe in the other dimension
[05:13:21] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[05:13:22] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03South Park -- Ike singing [sound clip] - YouTube
[05:14:46] <chromas> /kick the baby
[05:16:53] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[05:16:54] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Introducing Atom 1.0! - YouTube
[05:19:16] <arti> the text editor?
[05:19:54] <arti> oh yes, the one built on top of a web browser
[05:20:05] <chromas> jarvis crypt
[05:20:26] <arti> jarvis crypt++
[05:21:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant 3D Printer Turns Dirt into Cheap Homes - http://sylnt.us - adobe
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[05:24:44] <arti> good ol git hub
[05:24:54] <arti> wonder if they're still doing their code of conduct stuff
[05:24:58] * arti searches for the hate
[05:26:52] <chromas> CoCs
[05:30:20] <crutchy> i kinda like github. works well as an offsite backup :p
[05:30:58] <crutchy> gitlab is also the shiz
[05:31:24] * arti likes bitbucket
[05:31:27] <crutchy> i've started setting up gitweb on some development vms at work
[05:31:28] <arti> private repos
[05:31:44] <crutchy> xlefay liked bitbucket too
[05:32:15] * crutchy prolly should be the good aussie and use bitbucket, though atlassian probably isn't aussie anymore anyway
[05:32:27] <chromas> github:bitbucket -> youtube:vimeo
[05:34:33] <arti> yes
[05:34:42] <arti> although github's interface is pretty sweet
[05:36:40] <crutchy> sometimes i wish the network diagram would keep branchees in their own column, or at least have option to
[05:36:57] <cmn32480> crutchy - no problem. If there is new code/scripts/whaetever thte needs loading, I an make it go
[05:38:10] <crutchy> cmn32480, there was a tweak to the sn-api.php script. prolly not worth worrying about though
[05:38:19] <cmn32480> ok
[05:38:22] <crutchy> we don't really use the api much
[05:38:29] <cmn32480> ok
[05:38:39] <cmn32480> I'll pull it down next time I think of it :-)
[05:39:16] * crutchy makes sure to insert secret spy code into exec before cmn32480 pulls it
[05:39:25] <crutchy> >;-D
[05:39:30] <cmn32480> secret spy code for what?
[05:39:35] <cmn32480> to spy on exec?
[05:39:58] <crutchy> got nfi. it sounded better in my head
[05:40:26] * crutchy wouldn't make a very good spy
[05:40:40] <crutchy> JIRA looks interesting
[05:40:51] <crutchy> like a facebook for programming teams or summin?
[05:40:51] <cmn32480> he lives on the guest network at the office.
[05:41:07] <cmn32480> there isn't anythgin worth seeing!
[05:42:10] <crutchy> that's just what you want us to believe! you're really communicating from the nazi base on the dark side of the moon!
[05:42:32] <cmn32480> with Decepticons as my allies I cannot lose!
[05:44:47] <cmn32480> I gotta remember to change his name too
[05:45:34] <crutchy> you can use its original nick if you want
[05:45:42] <crutchy> or make up whatever ofc
[05:45:45] <cmn32480> that's what I was gonna do.
[05:45:52] cmn32480 is now known as exec
[05:46:00] <exec> .nick cmn32480
[05:46:04] exec is now known as cmn32480
[05:46:10] <cmn32480> no prompt from nickserv
[05:46:23] <crutchy> its free
[05:46:50] <crutchy> can register it whenever u want
[05:47:10] <cmn32480> I'd rather keep him as exec, that's what the knuckleheads around here know.. so we may as well keep it
[05:47:16] <crutchy> unless chromas grabs it first and holds it to ransom
[05:47:27] LiquidSmake is now known as exec
[05:47:33] <cmn32480> I'll get somebody more powerful to fix that if it happens
[05:47:55] exec is now known as autoexec
[05:48:04] * cmn32480 thinks about a .kick
[05:48:27] <chromas> dew eet. bots love shenanigans
[05:48:31] <crutchy> aww
[05:48:32] <crutchy> * autoexec.butt :Erroneous Nickname
[05:48:49] <chromas> yeah. ircd needs a-fixin' to allow .
[05:49:05] <chromas> crutchy: time to boot up your ircd :D
[05:49:16] <arti> could make a patch i guess
[05:49:26] <arti> we're not going to be part of a larger network
[05:49:27] <crutchy> hah. yeah i haven't worked on that for a while
[05:49:44] <chromas> we also need the whole of unicode to be allowed
[05:50:02] <chromas> =join #💩
[05:50:29] <cmn32480> great.. we;ll have 6 guys with poop emoji in their nicks
[05:51:28] <cmn32480> damn.. need to order a new switch for my Delete key
[05:51:28] <chromas> poop. doublepoop. doublepoopplus
[05:51:47] * crutchy is patiently waiting for his new kb
[05:51:54] <arti> what kind?
[05:52:09] <cmn32480> of keyboard or switch?
[05:52:22] <chromas> both
[05:52:23] <chromas> nerdporn
[05:52:41] <cmn32480> mine was a cheap black Friday special Rosewill with Cherry Blue switches
[05:52:55] <cmn32480> I've had it for 3 or 4 years I think
[05:53:09] <crutchy> this one i think: https://www.pccasegear.com
[05:53:11] <autoexec> ^ 03ASUS Strix Tactic Pro Cherry Blue Mechanical Keyboard [STRIX-TPRO-BU] - $119.00 : PC Case Gear
[05:53:16] <chromas> so you popped your delete's cherry?
[05:53:24] <cmn32480> pretty much
[05:53:36] <cmn32480> if I had to do it again, I would not get blue switches
[05:53:41] <chromas> ooh, macro keys
[05:53:51] <arti> keyboards are like shoes for techies
[05:54:33] <crutchy> cmn32480, dont like the noise?
[05:54:40] <cmn32480> pretty much
[05:54:54] <cmn32480> the one at the office has browns and I prefer them as tehy are quieter
[05:54:59] <chromas> where are keys M11—M13 on that keyboard?
[05:55:26] <crutchy> below space
[05:56:00] <cmn32480> very noice
[05:56:16] <cmn32480> http://www.maxkeyboard.com
[05:56:17] <autoexec> ^ 03MAX Keyboard Custom Mechanical Keyboard, Cherry key switch, Universal keycap
[05:56:31] <cmn32480> it is the only place I have found that I can buy individual switches for a decent rpice
[05:56:49] <arti> i like this one:
[05:56:49] <arti> https://elitekeyboards.com
[05:56:50] <autoexec> ^ 03Happy Hacking Professional 2 (Dark Gray) - elitekeyboards.com - Products
[05:57:23] <chromas> delete and backspace in one key. Is it for macs?
[05:57:45] <arti> nah, it's about chording
[05:57:52] <arti> also notice the control position?
[05:57:53] <chromas> ah, e macs
[05:58:11] <chromas> they put control where I keep compose
[05:58:40] <arti> o
[05:58:49] <arti> iv'e yet to find a keyboard with everything i like
[05:59:15] <chromas> need to 3d print it
[06:00:01] <arti> those are a pretty penny
[06:00:15] <cmn32480> I am being summoned off to bed.
[06:00:43] <crutchy> cmn32480, i get that. if only it meant sex
[06:00:53] <cmn32480> precisely!
[06:01:00] * chromas gives crutchy a feather
[06:01:22] <cmn32480> I think it means "we have another birthday party tomorrow for some kids, and I don't wnt you being a grumpy shit, so you better come to bed!"
[06:01:46] <crutchy> lol. may our wives never meet
[06:01:59] <arti> lol
[06:02:13] <cmn32480> you as afraid they'd get along as I am?
[06:02:15] <crutchy> maybe all wives are the same
[06:02:23] <crutchy> conspire more like
[06:02:40] <cmn32480> that's what I meant!
[06:02:53] <cmn32480> ah well... off to bed.
[06:02:57] <cmn32480> ~gnight all
[06:02:58] * exec_ covertly throws an anvil of toilet water at all
[06:03:06] <cmn32480> SPLOOSH!
[06:03:13] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[06:03:24] <crutchy> cya bloke
[06:03:33] <chromas> Did you guys get the new Gersploosh album?
[06:03:45] <crutchy> chyah
[06:03:49] <crutchy> who didnt
[06:04:03] <crutchy> whats gersploosh again?
[06:04:04] * chromas secretly doesn't care for it
[06:04:06] <arti> https://www.eff.org
[06:04:07] <autoexec> ^ 03Privacy Badger | Electronic Frontier Foundation
[06:04:08] <chromas> sounds like shit
[06:04:10] <arti> privacy badger don't care
[06:04:58] <chromas> their usage of English is different from mine and that makes me angry
[06:05:54] <arti> hah
[06:06:00] <crutchy> privacy badger sounds good
[06:06:14] * arti is evaluating and will recommend to his parental unit
[06:52:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Steve Balmer: Use Android to Save Windows Phone - http://sylnt.us - heeding-forced-out-failures
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[07:28:27] <crutchy> climate change whackos should watch this: https://www.youtube.com
[07:28:28] <autoexec> ^ 03Burning Mountain - YouTube
[07:29:44] <crutchy> if they're worried about coal fired power stations, they're gunna hate the earth for creating and allowing natural burning of huge quantities of coal
[07:30:34] <crutchy> not that pollution isn't bad. its just the climate scaremongering that is getting rediculous
[07:35:24] <chromas> I laughed in the face of global warming, but then our local weather got warmer than it had been a few days before
[07:35:28] <chromas> myth -> busted
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[08:09:13] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com breakfast motherfuckers
[08:15:06] <chromas> swing shift?
[08:15:17] <SirFinkus> sure, why not
[08:16:08] <chromas> well, midnight breakfast
[08:23:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TV Series Review: The Man In The High Castle - http://sylnt.us - very-different-story
[09:54:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Devops Is a Poorly Executed Scam - http://sylnt.us
[09:58:13] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[09:58:14] <autoexec> ^ 03Bill Burr destroyed Steve Jobs - YouTube
[10:00:10] <chromas> 'destroyed'. damn sensationalism
[10:17:46] <arti> whew
[10:29:07] <chromas> out of breath?
[10:29:23] <arti> out of bacon :(
[10:31:25] <chromas> Not a phrase you want to hear
[10:39:29] <crutchy> bacon++
[10:39:29] <Bender> karma - bacon: 300
[10:40:40] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[10:40:42] <exec_> Sunday, 6 December 2015 @ 4:40 am CST - Chicago, IL, USA
[10:41:22] <arti> now's the time to go for a run
[10:42:03] <crutchy> yeah if i was really motivated and health conscious i'd go for a run
[10:42:07] <crutchy> ~time
[10:42:09] <exec_> Sunday, 6 December 2015 @ 9:42 pm GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[10:42:39] <crutchy> do people in chicago go for a run?
[10:42:50] <crutchy> i mean other than running away from gangs
[10:47:44] <arti> how else do you avoid getting mugged?
[10:48:15] <chromas> carry a bigger gun
[10:49:41] <arti> they take up more inventory space
[11:00:45] <crutchy> this is cool: http://pre13.deviantart.net
[11:01:41] <crutchy> after watching a talk about how human population is estimated to peak at about 11 billion, this kinda city might not eventuate, but i can dream :p
[11:02:12] <arti> wonder what the reception is like
[11:02:44] <crutchy> every apartment probably hosts its own porn channel
[11:02:56] <arti> monitored by the Judges
[11:03:28] <crutchy> 'you are under arrest for insufficient bedroom performance; the sentence is death'
[11:07:10] <crutchy> the 2 towers are owned by google-samsung, and newscorp-time-warner
[11:09:04] <crutchy> everything else is owned by china corp.
[11:09:05] * chromas watches for hijacked rings flying into the towers
[11:11:38] <crutchy> the outgassing from the building on the left is from my future apartment... after i wake up and let go a ripper
[11:13:11] <crutchy> anyways, time for bed o/
[11:16:18] <alexbst> that bill burr steve jobs vid is great :)
[11:18:32] <arti> night crutchy
[11:25:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 360 degree, 8 player Nintendo Entertainment System hack - http://sylnt.us - sign-us-up
[11:31:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:31:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1949
[13:27:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Store Light – and to Understand the Laser Principle - http://sylnt.us - illumination
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[14:58:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - $89 Symple PC Project Evidently Dead - http://sylnt.us - only-the-good-die-young
[15:01:43] * chromas uncomments VerbosePkgLists in pacman.conf
[15:01:47] <chromas> columns++
[15:01:47] <Bender> karma - columns: 1
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[15:42:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> why you not loggin in with nickserv this weekend, SoyCrow?
[15:51:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's VerbosePkgLists do?
[15:52:00] <chromas> Puts the package list into columns when you -D
[15:52:04] <chromas> -S
[15:52:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, neat
[15:52:28] <chromas> moar details
[15:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, dunno that i want more details
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[15:52:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> hafta check
[15:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> later though. fighting cache for SN right now.
[15:53:29] <chromas> make your own cache service
[15:53:30] <chromas> in perl6
[15:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, done found a good one, just having bootstrap issues.
[15:57:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> there we go, i was trying to fix some inefficiencies that didn't exist.
[15:58:00] <chromas> ah, gonna get yer boot strapon
[16:06:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> seems like an inefficient way to use a strapon. way out at the end of a long lever like yer leg.
[16:07:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe if it were on the top of the toe and you just had to tap your foot?
[16:09:10] <chromas> There's no wrong way to use a strapon
[16:11:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a bold statement
[16:11:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean for cereal eating purposes alone it wouldn't be that useful
[16:13:18] <chromas> Depends on the cereal
[16:13:26] <chromas> Probably works for grapenuts
[16:14:32] * chromas notices google and ms both don't have a database desktop thinger in their web office crap
[16:14:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[16:15:14] * chromas dips a strapon in his bowl of nuts
[16:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, you mean like ms access was?
[16:15:20] <chromas> yeah
[16:15:34] <chromas> My sister's doing her xmas card list in google sheets and it sucks
[16:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's really a why bother since noobasses using ms office got no business having a full-on db anyway
[16:16:30] * chromas wonders if libreoffice still needs javar for its database desktop
[16:16:40] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[16:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't even use the gui tools for mysql. command line ftw, bitches.
[16:17:27] <chromas> If you use the OneDrive app in Android you get a bunch of extra free storage for porn or offsite backups
[16:17:49] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his balls
[16:17:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> backups are for girls
[16:18:02] <chromas> free cloud porn storage
[16:18:10] <chromas> though I guess that's what the internet already is
[16:18:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[16:18:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much its definition
[16:19:07] <chromas> does the sn api do search?
[16:19:31] * chromas pretends to add that as a feature request but doesn't actually do anything about it
[16:19:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. wouldn't be hard to make it do so though.
[16:19:57] <chromas> You guys put in a third-party search package right?
[16:20:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, some sort or other. i forget what we use specifically though.
[16:20:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd likely just steal the code from search.pl and reuse it.
[16:25:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, think i'm mostly done here
[16:26:54] <chromas> fishing_mode->activate();
[16:27:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, roomie's still out of town and it's boat fishing or no fishing in the cold.
[16:27:43] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[16:27:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1950
[16:27:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[16:27:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1951
[16:28:04] <cmn32480|away> preach on brother buzzard
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[16:28:27] <chromas> You can take some time to memorize the middle finger emoji number
[16:28:34] <chromas> (1F595)
[16:28:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... now the question is do i down the last cup in the pot even though it's likely burnt or not?
[16:29:37] <cmn32480> mine is fresh brewing now... you are welcome to some
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[16:30:01] <cmn32480> may I ask a very stupid question?
[16:30:06] <chromas> Love Your Children? Prove It by Beating Them!
[16:30:29] <cmn32480> I understand the "Number" of the charatchter
[16:30:39] <cmn32480> what gets pressed in from of that to make it the number
[16:30:51] <cmn32480> ctrl 1F595?
[16:31:27] <cmn32480> or do we jsut type the number and the emoji shows up?
[16:31:35] <chromas> depends where you're using it
[16:31:45] <cmn32480> we'll say IRC for the moment
[16:31:46] <chromas> in windows, I think you can do the hold-the-alt-key thing
[16:32:10] <chromas> gtk apps like hexchat you can do ctrl-shift-u, then type the number and press ender
[16:32:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> what actually gets passed to irc is however many bytes of character prepended by... um... i used to know this...
[16:33:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> think it's CF or something
[16:33:40] * chromas wishes qt had a way to input character codes
[16:33:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> so what irc would actually see is something like CF:01:F4:A9
[16:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> but in bytes not in characters
[16:34:53] <cmn32480> 🖕
[16:35:04] <cmn32480> so babelmap is the way to go
[16:35:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = ord("🖕");
[16:35:28] <MrPlow> 128405
[16:36:57] <chromas> Linux needs a babelmap equivalent
[16:37:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = sprintf("0x%x", ord("🖕"));
[16:37:04] <MrPlow> 0x1f595
[16:37:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> that correct?
[16:37:28] <cmn32480> I 💗moose wang
[16:37:28] <chromas> aye, sir
[16:37:43] <chromas> ooh, a heart-within-a-heart
[16:38:05] <cmn32480> babelmap it is... and I guess I need to create a wordpad file or something that has the most used ones in it instead of digging for them
[16:38:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i just don't use any i can't remember
[16:38:55] <chromas> You may be able to drag the symbol and drop it into hexchat too
[16:39:38] <cmn32480> babel map seems to be a copy paste
[16:41:30] * TheMightyBuzzard writes in another sub to the redis wrapper module
[16:41:50] <chromas> 🕷
[16:44:01] <chromas> =nick 🌮
[16:44:15] <chromas> aw, but I want the bot to be a unicode taco :'(
[16:44:25] <chromas> 🌮++
[16:44:28] <chromas> ++🌮
[16:44:29] <autoexec> Karma - 🌮: 1
[16:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy crap, it turns out we already track what comments users have read. it's be dirt simple to highlight unread ones.
[16:46:14] <cmn32480> CmdrTaco++
[16:46:14] <Bender> karma - cmdrtaco: 1
[16:46:24] <chromas> I do recall slashdot had some sort of pointer that showed up next to comments sometimes
[16:46:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmdr🌮++
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[16:46:52] <cmn32480> TMB is workin' on a Sunday...
[16:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> only fair. i played vidya all week.
[16:47:05] * cmn32480 checks for pigs flying past outside the window
[16:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, hrm... wonder if we trim that log every now and then or if it gets insanely huge
[16:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay, we're not logging to it.
[16:49:11] <cmn32480> how long before a story goes static?
[16:49:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> two weeks i think?
[16:49:39] <cmn32480> sounds like the log needs to be 2 weeks long
[16:49:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> say, that's good thinking
[16:51:25] <cmn32480> after 2 weeks, there is nothing new
[16:51:51] <cmn32480> in all truth, the lifetime of a story is about 48 hours
[16:54:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much. i've gotten replies as much as five days after a comment was posted though.
[16:54:41] <cmn32480> I think unbtil the story goes static is about right
[16:55:41] * cmn32480 wonders how big that lig will be, and how tough will it be to parse
[16:55:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> not gonna build it in for this go-round. would take time i don't have if we want even a couple weeks of testing.
[16:56:24] <cmn32480> sure... but much of the functionality is there, that's a huge head start to building it from scratch
[16:56:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> you betcha
[16:58:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure how that's gonna work out with caching. have to think on that a while.
[17:02:17] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[17:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> now for the hard part, cache stats for admins.
[17:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, going to have to get this much working on dev before i can do that.
[17:03:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't tried to see if any of it will actually work yet.
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[17:17:15] <SoyCrow> TheMightyBuzzard this is another computer
[17:17:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why god created znc
[17:29:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that's enough coding for the day. any more and my brain will start going into that scary place where english stops making sense in favor of perl
[17:29:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
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[22:02:05] <arti> afternoon hobbitses
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[23:11:26] <chromas> Ccccchhhhanukkah starts tonight? /me suspects EF will be stopping by with commentary
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[23:32:54] <Ethanol-fueled> YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
[23:33:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Today is a special day, gentlemen.
[23:34:14] <Ethanol-fueled> The San Diego Chargers are playing their last season of FOOTBALL in San Diego! Versus the Denver Broncos today.
[23:35:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Whew, the booze is strong in me. Should hike down to the 6th avenue deli and get some potato latkes and some gefelte fish.
[23:35:46] <arti> hahaha
[23:35:49] <arti> latkes are good
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[23:36:07] <arti> chromas wasn't proven correct, yet.
[23:36:16] * arti farms more internet points on imgur
[23:36:56] <chromas> I do believe there was mention of gefilte fish
[23:37:25] <chromas> and if I believe hard enough…
[23:38:20] <arti> you'll never be a real woman
[23:40:50] <chromas> :'(
[23:41:07] <JamesNZ> Don't tell me what I can't do!