#Soylent | Logs for 2015-12-05

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[00:20:30] <grassyon> http://www.digitimes.com
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[00:22:51] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[00:23:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm avoiding looking at #rantradio on Freenode because Kexler is there
[00:23:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> and Kexler is a stupid asshole whose stupidness and assholery makes me angry
[00:23:35] <Ethanol-fueled> andy, can I troll kexler for you?
[00:24:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I won't mention you or SN at all. If it's cool with you, tell me his positions and I'll be contrarian.
[00:24:30] <grassyon> you are a bored
[00:24:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL, just jump in; I already told you where to find him
[00:24:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I am a bored. Waiting for my company to come over.
[00:24:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> And I don't need to tell you his opinions, he'll tell you them for himself
[00:24:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay.
[00:25:44] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm uysing the username "Rush_Rocks"
[00:26:31] <Ethanol-fueled> (hahaha, this is going to be easy)
[00:29:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> turtle's usually on weed
[00:29:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> occasionally on mushrooms
[00:29:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> always weird even when sober
[00:30:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Haha, I gathered that.
[00:30:26] <crutchy> ~weather
[00:30:27] <exec_> 12Melbourne VIC - currently 23°C, mostly sunny, wind S at 11 km/h, humidity 57% - Saturday partly cloudy (15°C:28°C), Sunday partly cloudy (17°C:32°C), Monday partly cloudy (22°C:34°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (17°C:33°C)
[00:30:38] <grassyon> Guest_G peeks in
[00:30:38] <crutchy> ~weather traralgon
[00:30:40] <exec_> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 24°C, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 16 km/h, humidity 44% - Saturday partly cloudy (15°C:31°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (15°C:26°C), Monday partly cloudy (16°C:24°C), Tuesday isolated thunderstorms (14°C:32°C)
[00:30:54] <crutchy> feels like 30 already
[00:31:00] <grassyon> i already like what i see'
[00:31:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> the conversation *really* slowed down right as you showed up, Ethanol-fueled.
[00:31:09] <crutchy> well, it did when i was mowing the lawns
[00:31:18] <Ethanol-fueled> andy, it always does...even here.
[00:31:23] <Ethanol-fueled> I guess I'm an outsider.
[00:32:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> the times I've noticed you show up, you usually just bomb the channel with oddness and disappear shortly afterward.
[00:32:21] <crutchy> aye focker!
[00:33:37] <Ethanol-fueled> sup crutch.
[00:35:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Those guys are no fun, ANdy. I left.
[00:35:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Not gonna act weird unless I get on way later tonight. Company coming over in a bit.
[00:35:33] <grassyon> yeah that was a bad tip
[00:35:53] <Ethanol-fueled> grassyon, I've had that fantasy for YEARS now.
[00:36:07] <Ethanol-fueled> If I still had some of the neighbors I did I probably would have rigged that up now.
[00:36:58] <Ethanol-fueled> (for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, the topic of drones came up in #rantradio and I suggested rigging up an actuator on a drone, to disperse pepper spray and scatter Mexicans like Raid scatters roaches)
[00:37:22] <SirFinkus> I think they've already done that
[00:37:56] <grassyon> your thinking of teh guns
[00:38:07] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[00:38:09] <SirFinkus> nope
[00:39:17] <SirFinkus> speakers and lasers too
[00:40:15] <grassyon> https://soylentnews.org
[00:42:10] <SirFinkus> oh Ethanol-fueled, you missed an opportunity to post this yesterday https://www.youtube.com
[00:42:14] <SirFinkus> unless you missed it
[00:42:24] <SirFinkus> *I missed it
[00:42:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh damn! How could I have missed that one?
[00:43:01] <Ethanol-fueled> She needs a real man...not that wimp she's with.
[00:43:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Poor bastard probably didn't see her mom before he married her and knocked her up.
[00:43:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I predict the guy will run off with an Asian woman and leave her high and dry.
[00:44:05] <SirFinkus> *wide and dry
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[00:45:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Speaking of which, Fink, I just ordered a Tommy Gunn extender.
[00:47:01] <SirFinkus> lol
[00:47:58] <Ethanol-fueled> They're only 14 bucks on Amazon now
[00:54:07] <SirFinkus> time for risk of rain
[00:54:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I hope so here as well.
[00:54:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Bah...no luck
[00:55:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I miss smoking pot...but I feel more clear, and my anxiety is gone.
[00:55:28] <chromas> Does it help you shoot your ammo faster?
[00:56:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Dunno, I guess I'll find out when my "friend" cums over in a bit.
[00:57:02] <Ethanol-fueled> She's the one with the nice little feet you guys have seen in the distant past.
[01:00:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Readin' about Perl right now.
[01:03:19] * chromas queries backlog
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[01:29:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - McDonald's Investigated for Avoiding European Taxes With Help From Luxembourg - http://sylnt.us - you-want-fries-with-that
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[01:52:59] <crutchy> pantsctl --restore
[02:07:25] <SpallsHurgenson> aborted: pants not found
[02:10:03] MrPlow is now known as Pants
[02:10:04] * Pants jumps on SpallsHurgenson
[02:11:05] Pants is now known as MrPlow
[02:13:25] <chromas> #pants MrPlow
[02:13:45] <crutchy> how did MrPlow change to pants?
[02:14:09] * crutchy suspects we have a socialist in our midst o. .o
[02:14:11] <chromas> one leg at a time, crutchy. one leg at a time
[02:14:23] <crutchy> #socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[02:14:23] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a socialist!
[02:14:49] <crutchy> ~weather
[02:14:51] <exec_> 12Melbourne VIC - currently 27°C, mostly sunny, wind SE at 13 km/h, humidity 45% - Saturday partly cloudy (15°C:28°C), Sunday partly cloudy (17°C:32°C), Monday partly cloudy (22°C:33°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (17°C:33°C)
[02:14:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[02:14:55] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[02:14:57] <SpallsHurgenson> yay, we always need more socialists!
[02:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and pants
[02:15:13] <crutchy> i gotta be social tonight. sucks ass
[02:15:43] <SpallsHurgenson> you mean... you gotta TALK to people?
[02:15:44] <chromas> that's just what a socialist-in-disguise would say
[02:16:13] <crutchy> i gotta go to a restaurant, that has PEOPLE IN IT!!
[02:16:20] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[02:16:32] <SpallsHurgenson> oh god, they'll SEE you
[02:16:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could always go to the bathroom and set the trash can on fire
[02:16:55] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure my daughter would kill me if i did that
[02:17:07] <crutchy> she's 7 now
[02:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> blame it on the commies
[02:17:21] <chromas> well, don't let her in on it
[02:17:44] <crutchy> she got her ears pierced for her present today
[02:17:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh
[02:18:06] <crutchy> never quite figured out why girls torture themselfs out of vanity
[02:18:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> same reason we do
[02:18:24] <crutchy> pretty soon she'll be onto waxing
[02:18:41] <crutchy> we do?
[02:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, sure. we shave n exercise and refrain from farting in public. torture enough.
[02:19:25] <crutchy> nah shaving doesn't hurt with a decent razor
[02:19:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't hurt when you use clippers either
[02:20:10] <crutchy> never tried electric razor
[02:20:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's annoying at least
[02:20:20] <crutchy> though my new one has a vibrator in it
[02:20:45] <crutchy> my wife bought me a razor with a vibrator in the handle...
[02:20:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab crutchy
[02:20:50] <Bender> Added quote 615
[02:21:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd make a joke of that but it really makes itself
[02:21:27] <crutchy> i mentioned that to her. she laughed but called me a dickhead
[02:21:28] <chromas> there's always room for one more
[02:21:50] <chromas> to which you rejoined, "yeah, a vibrating dickhead"
[02:22:15] <chromas> ~say <#> gives tama a dickhead with a vibrator
[02:22:33] <crutchy> i think the definition of happy marriage involves driving each other crazy
[02:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> SJWs explained before they were even a thing, now with extra science! http://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:24:00] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Studies Find Narcissists Most Aggressive When Criticized -- ScienceDaily
[02:28:08] <chromas> well sure, their ego is all they have
[02:28:23] <chromas> that and codes of conduct
[02:28:47] * chromas sets the Code of Conduct to "Suck my CoC"
[02:37:03] <Deucalion> Sup Lentsters?
[02:37:35] <crutchy> yo
[02:37:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup boss man
[02:38:50] <crutchy> its almost 2016
[02:39:07] <crutchy> damn who stole 2015
[02:39:17] <crutchy> ~weather
[02:39:18] <exec_> 12Melbourne VIC - currently 27°C, mostly sunny, wind S at 21 km/h, humidity 45% - Saturday partly cloudy (15°C:28°C), Sunday partly cloudy (17°C:32°C), Monday partly cloudy (22°C:33°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (17°C:33°C)
[02:39:18] <Deucalion> The time pixies
[02:39:29] <crutchy> langoliers?
[02:40:01] <Deucalion> If you prefer
[02:45:26] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[02:45:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather St Petersburg, FL
[02:45:30] <Deucalion> Hmm... nearby dog has been howling and yipping the last couple hours. Attention seeking noises. Could just be a visitor's dog pissed off it's locked in the utility for the night... or maybe one of my neighbours that lives alone is in a bad way. Nearly 3am... to go investigate or not :/
[02:45:31] <exec_> 10St Petersburg, FL, USA - currently 67°F / 19°C, cloudy, wind NE at 21 mph, humidity 87% - Friday partly cloudy (65°F:72°F / 18°C:22°C), Saturday partly cloudy (67°F:76°F / 19°C:24°C), Sunday partly cloudy (66°F:78°F / 19°C:26°C), Monday mostly sunny (60°F:74°F / 16°C:23°C)
[02:46:03] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe he's detecting a T-800 infiltration and termination unit
[02:46:25] <Deucalion> in which case I am heading in the opposite direction at warp speed
[02:46:42] <Deucalion> Buzz can deal with that shit
[02:47:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn right i can. bots is my bitches.
[02:48:40] <Deucalion> Hmm... you wouldn't destroy them though, just re-progam them to do your bidding.
[02:48:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> already did
[02:48:55] * MrPlow bows before the master
[02:49:05] <Deucalion> ha
[02:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's actually a toaster not a terminator
[02:49:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> still starts with T though
[02:49:43] <Deucalion> welcome the Internet of Toasters... they canz IRC
[02:51:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> shame we can't get like a bunch of soylent rpis to host bots for whoever wants em.
[02:52:25] <Deucalion> Cheap VPS with secured shell accounts would suffice. IRC bots don't use much resource unless they are Bender.
[02:52:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> $5 is cheap even if you gotta buy the sd card n networking stuff
[02:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya and bender's behaving much better lately
[02:53:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> why he was ever crunching markov chains i'll never know
[02:53:21] <Deucalion> Yeh - I so fixed that..... no wait, I didn't. Did you diddle with his config?
[02:53:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> lil bit
[02:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly just moved plugins we weren't using out of his plugins directory
[02:55:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i'll go have a smoke then work on some minecraft modding
[02:55:31] <Deucalion> Bender has so many functions rolled into a single bot, single process it's ridiculous. Would kinda make sense on those decade ago shell accounts that limit number of processes you are allowed to run, but now.... yeh, probably wouldn't build a leviathan like that.
[02:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, yeah. really he shouldn't be as bulky as he is though even with all he's running. poor gc
[02:56:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[02:57:00] <chromas> Bender's one of many, many bots created to be the ultimate bot-of-all-bots
[03:00:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EFF Launches Security Vulnerability Disclosure Program for "Let's Encrypt", "HTTPS Everywhere", Etc. - http://sylnt.us - got-the-T-shirt
[03:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[03:04:53] <Deucalion> Bender has featureitis.. he has gone the way of all IRC bots... the author just keeps adding more and more because...
[03:06:38] * chromas installs features into MrPlow...
[03:07:26] * MrPlow is immune to feature creep by way of his author's laziness
[03:07:49] <Deucalion> Is it laziness if it does all you intended it to do?
[03:09:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> when i think of a new thing he could be doing i always ask myself "self, wouldn't you rather be playing vidya?"
[03:09:59] <chromas> just make it add its own features
[03:10:06] <chromas> program-writing programs is a new thing, right?
[03:11:22] <crutchy> machines building machines... how perverse
[03:11:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> shush, you'll summon gravis
[03:12:55] <crutchy> aw why not. arti's no fun to troll cos he's too smrt
[03:13:20] * crutchy and arti were having an interesting discussion about shit earlier
[03:13:39] <chromas> it's true; those of us who've been here the longest are also the smrtest ;)
[03:15:09] <chromas> enlightenment is still .19 in arch and the aur
[03:15:16] <chromas> How will I be distracted now?
[03:15:22] <crutchy> conky?
[03:15:35] <chromas> nah, got bored with that already
[03:15:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i was gonna distract myself with some minecraft mod programming but it got looking like too much work.
[03:15:55] <chromas> plus after I poke it a bit I go back to having my desktop covered up 99% of the time
[03:16:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, s'why i have hotkeys to size windows for conky-friendliness
[03:16:37] <crutchy> http://img09.deviantart.net
[03:16:52] <crutchy> if it doesn't cover the whole screen, you're holding it wrong
[03:17:14] * crutchy is ashamed since his conky config only covers 1/4 of the screen :(
[03:18:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine only covers a third of my 2nd monitor. used to have a bit that covered 1/5 of my primary one too but i got rid of it
[03:18:25] * chromas boots e16; attemps to mix it with xfce
[03:18:30] <crutchy> ooh
[03:18:31] <crutchy> http://img11.deviantart.net
[03:18:40] <crutchy> how does this guy get a shell on his conky?
[03:19:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> he doesn't. has to be echoing from a running shell
[03:19:47] <crutchy> ah
[03:19:50] <chromas> http://www.deviantart.com
[03:19:51] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Conky - Geek inside by Fenouille84 on DeviantArt ( http://fenouille84.deviantart.com )
[03:21:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://change. org/p/nasa-changing-the-planet-name-of-kepler-22-b-to-namek
[03:22:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> woops, space in it
[03:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://change.org
[03:23:02] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Petition · NASA: Changing the planet name of Kepler 22-b to "Namek" · Change.org ( https://www.change.org )
[03:23:16] <crutchy> namek stinks
[03:23:36] <crutchy> surely they could come up with something better than that
[03:24:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> namekian hater
[03:24:23] <crutchy> dbz--
[03:24:23] <Bender> karma - dbz: -1
[03:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> gak! how can you hate on the dbz?!
[03:25:37] <crutchy> is it just me or does change.org appear to be very left-leaning
[03:25:50] <crutchy> #socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[03:25:50] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a socialist!
[03:25:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, it's freakin change.org
[03:26:23] * crutchy is not familiar with change.org
[03:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh. it's where goddamn liberals shout into the darkness.
[03:27:18] <crutchy> yeah looks like a whiner website
[03:27:47] <crutchy> "its not fair! government, force people to make it fair for me!"
[03:28:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> that pretty much hits the nail on the head.
[03:31:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> my favorite song today: https://www.youtube.com
[03:31:53] <crutchy> maybe i should start a petition to lower income taxes
[03:31:53] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03PINK GUY - KILL YOURSELF - YouTube
[03:34:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should start a kickstarter to end capitalism. you know, for the irony.
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[03:52:29] <crutchy> kickstarter isn't capitalism though
[03:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> the money they're donating came from capitalism though
[03:53:15] <crutchy> so did my taxes
[03:53:25] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:53:25] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Beethoven VS Mozart - YouTube
[03:53:34] <crutchy> that doesn't make the government capitalist
[03:56:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, that made my brain hurt
[03:57:06] <takyon> ain't that a shame
[03:57:09] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[03:57:10] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Smartphone Sales Growth Falls To Single Digits, Windows Phone Continues Decline, Says IDC
[03:57:10] <crutchy> ~weather
[03:57:12] <exec_> 12Melbourne VIC - currently 26°C, mostly sunny, wind S at 21 km/h, humidity 44% - Saturday partly cloudy (15°C:28°C), Sunday partly cloudy (17°C:32°C), Monday partly cloudy (22°C:33°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (17°C:33°C)
[03:57:22] <crutchy> 26 mah ayse!
[03:57:27] <crutchy> ~weather traralgon
[03:57:29] <exec_> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 34°C, mostly sunny, wind SW at 16 km/h, humidity 31% - Saturday partly cloudy (15°C:33°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (15°C:26°C), Monday partly cloudy (16°C:24°C), Tuesday isolated thunderstorms (14°C:32°C)
[03:57:38] <crutchy> yeah thats moar like it
[03:57:54] <crutchy> ~weather-add crutchy traralgon
[03:57:55] <exec_> name "crutchy" set for location "traralgon"
[03:58:27] <crutchy> usually melbourne is a bit closer temp to here. must be a cold front coming
[03:58:48] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[03:58:49] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Sweden Gives 'We Should All Be Feminists' To Every 16-Year-Old Student : The Two-Way : NPR
[03:59:23] <crutchy> isnt sweden already a socialist paradise? or is that norway?
[04:00:15] <crutchy> if they handed them out in aussie schools they'd prolly be used as dunny paper
[04:00:18] <takyon> sweden yes
[04:01:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> both, either.
[04:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's fun looking at the scandanavian gdp charts while arguing with socialists.
[04:02:24] <crutchy> how do people even live there? isnt it fkin cold?
[04:02:54] <SirFinkus> I have a few friends in finland
[04:02:57] <SirFinkus> drinking mostly
[04:02:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a wonder they're not all pining for the fjords
[04:03:01] <SirFinkus> and saunas
[04:03:02] <crutchy> i guess southern tip of the dick is prolly not so cold
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[04:03:47] <crutchy> finland is the balls
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[04:11:09] <chromas> https://github.com
[04:11:10] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Fix inconsiderate naming · apple/swift@8bda440 · GitHub
[04:11:32] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, in norway they all drive fjord motor cars
[04:11:46] * chromas steals from #rantradio
[04:12:00] <chromas> crutchy: s/motor/engine/
[04:12:00] <sedctl> <chromas> <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, in norway they all drive fjord engine cars
[04:12:01] <chromas> :D
[04:12:27] <crutchy> ooh they have engines in cars now!?
[04:12:43] <chromas> just to start the motors
[04:13:31] <crutchy> must admit a 'motor' sounds more like an electrical device than anything to do with internal combustion
[04:14:03] * chromas did a slight amount of research on the etymologies
[04:14:31] <chromas> Apparently engine == contraption; motor == device to exert motion
[04:14:40] <chromas> so there's overlap and either can be called either
[04:14:57] <chromas> Not that the history is completely clear or anything
[04:15:13] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, a vibrator is a contraception
[04:16:22] <chromas> ~say <#> tama: Personal massage wands are just a way to sell vibrators in stores without prudes bitching
[04:18:50] <SirFinkus> this stupid bullshit
[04:21:48] <Deucalion> ?
[04:24:43] <chromas> maybe he doesn't like bottalk
[04:25:00] <crutchy> lol at github pull
[04:25:23] <crutchy> apple will become sjw-friendly!
[04:30:51] * crutchy will look into rehash repo to find inconsiderate naming!
[04:32:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIT Researchers Improve Kinect 3D Imaging Resolution by 1,000 Times Using Polarization - http://sylnt.us - sharp!
[04:32:33] <SirFinkus> the github thing
[04:33:52] <crutchy> damn. can't get my sjw on today. motivation to enter the 11th depth of rehash hell is insufficient
[04:39:10] <crutchy> http://www.theatlantic.com
[04:39:16] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03MSNBC and CNN Enter San Bernardino Suspects' Apartment - The Atlantic
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[04:43:31] <chromas> "This is why we need stereotypical landlords with baseball bats and cigars."
[04:44:44] <crutchy> apparently the senate passed a bill to repeal obamacare. after the house passes it, it can go to obama to be vetoed
[04:45:31] <crutchy> apparently congress can override a presidential veto, but that aint happenin
[04:45:58] <crutchy> unless republicans can get like 80% of congress, which also aint happenin
[04:45:58] <Deucalion> sounds democratic to me.... :/
[04:47:16] <crutchy> the great republic has degenerated into a democracy
[04:48:21] <crutchy> maybe people who don't pay taxes shouldn't get to vote
[04:48:33] <crutchy> that would make government at least a bit more accountable
[04:48:44] <Deucalion> Define democracy. If a party can sail a win with just ~30% of the vote... is that democracy? e.g. UK. I'd posit that it is not.
[04:50:44] <crutchy> i define democracy is mob rule
[04:51:00] <crutchy> and minorities suffer
[04:51:39] <chromas> That's why we have a hierarchical government
[04:51:57] <chromas> minorities can suffer differently in different areas :)
[04:52:44] <crutchy> nah. now you have homeland security, which will take care of everyone
[04:53:32] <Deucalion> But no - don't be concerning yourselves with local matters.... look over here... ISIL/ ISIS/ Daesh.... we must bomb. Cameron has been itching to get into Syria for the last couple of years, now he has his war. Can you call dropping bombs on a populace without air defence a war? Empty posturing.
[04:53:33] <chromas> well, we do have a federal systemd going on
[04:54:45] <Deucalion> lol - it's nice to see crutchy and chromas back together again for the "poke things with sticks" routine :D
[04:55:59] <chromas> Today's episode is brought to you by...ISIS. ISIS—Just Blow It!
[04:57:00] <crutchy> and... by viewers like you!
[04:57:04] <chromas> I need feminism because: Enlightenmen16 won't let me use compositing without translucensing moving windows
[04:57:25] <crutchy> send your monies to straya and washington... no wait not there
[04:57:49] * chromas notes—the good washington, not the more popular one
[04:58:19] <crutchy> maybe you need to change translucensing to bilucensing
[04:58:37] <chromas> you transphobe!
[04:58:46] <crutchy> then you get the best of both worlds!
[04:58:55] * Deucalion hoards leaves... you watch - they will be valuable any day now :D
[04:59:04] * chromas dials crutchy's work to tell them how horrible their transphobic shitlord employee is
[04:59:29] * crutchy redircts his works phone number to Deucalion's house
[04:59:38] <chromas> oh noes!
[05:00:17] <crutchy> or worse! i could redirect you to... dah dah duuuuhhhhr!!!!! APK's house!
[05:00:32] <chromas> oh hosts!
[05:00:47] <crutchy> there's an option for that in delphi's Troll menu
[05:01:21] * Deucalion gently informs chromas his fears of trans people are probably a look in the mirror - a reflection. chromas hangs up.
[05:01:33] * crutchy blames tama
[05:01:55] <crutchy> # is a bad effluence
[05:02:04] <Deucalion> true
[05:02:18] <crutchy> s/c/t/
[05:02:19] <sedctl> <crutchy> # is a bad effluente
[05:02:21] * chromas is secretly a woman inside, but can't cum to terms
[05:02:26] <crutchy> ooh sounds french
[05:02:35] <Deucalion> tama spattters me with effluent every time I connect....
[05:02:51] <crutchy> chromas, maybe you need to get in touch with your feminism side
[05:03:19] <crutchy> s/get in //
[05:03:20] <sedctl> <crutchy> chromas, maybe you need to touch with your feminism side
[05:03:23] <crutchy> derp
[05:03:26] <chromas> I tried; she acused me of stare-rape and got me kicked out of my body
[05:03:30] Deucalion is now known as juggs
[05:03:50] <juggs> feel the power of juggs.... you cannot look away
[05:04:03] juggs is now known as Deucalion
[05:04:06] * crutchy looks at his missus
[05:04:10] <crutchy> wow you're right!
[05:04:46] * Deucalion looks at crutchy's missus.... you lucky arseling :P
[05:08:14] <Deucalion> I used to wonder why I was not popular... I think I get it now. I am destined to be eternally inappropriate at every opportunity. :D C'est la vie.
[05:12:39] <Deucalion> Be well lentil stirrers :D
[05:14:22] * chromas jiggles juggs
[05:18:15] <crutchy> Deucalion, its never a good idea to get too friendly with the boss :p
[05:19:20] <crutchy> and you weren't inappropriate. i don't mind other blokes checking out my missus, cos i get to go home with her :D
[05:19:46] <crutchy> (she thinks the same way)
[05:20:18] <crutchy> aww. i gotta go restauranting soon :(
[05:22:35] <crutchy> http://www.reuters.com
[05:22:36] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03German parliament approves military campaign against Islamic State in Syria| Reuters
[05:23:30] <crutchy> wow. germany, france, britain, US, russia, australia, saudi arabia, etc all bombing 'isis' in syria.... with no form of coordination... what could possibly go wrong?
[05:27:11] <SirFinkus> friendly fire and civilian casualties
[05:27:18] <SirFinkus> man crutchy, I thought you were smarter than that
[05:27:28] <SirFinkus> I mean, it's pretty obvious
[05:34:27] <crutchy> so obvious i have nfi what you're talking about :p
[05:35:39] <crutchy> anyway i gotta go pretend to like being around people
[06:03:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Combining Graphene With "White Graphene" (Boron Nitride) for Flexible Electronics - http://sylnt.us - see-through
[06:16:33] <SirFinkus> I think that's the human condition
[06:22:45] <cmn32480|away> the human condition (in general) is ignorant sheep
[07:28:03] <SirFinkus> we have the dangerous delusion of thinking we are making logical decisions, while the vast majority are based on emotion
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[07:28:16] * SirFinkus waits patiently for the robot overlords
[07:34:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 30 Genes Influence the Aging Process in Worms, Fish, and Mice - http://sylnt.us - live-long-and-prosper
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[07:57:15] <takyon> bkkbbkjkj
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[08:34:34] <SirFinkus> lol I missed this shit https://www.youtube.com
[08:34:35] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Landlord invites media into apartment of San Bernardino Mass Shooters - YouTube
[08:34:58] <SirFinkus> nobody would have bought this if it was in a fictional book or movie
[08:36:06] <SirFinkus> conspiracy
[08:36:22] <SirFinkus> it's a false flag, the fbi lets them in to fuck everything up so they don't have to fabricate shit
[09:05:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The International Summit on Human Gene Editing - http://sylnt.us - edit-run-debug
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[09:54:27] <crutchy> too many people
[09:54:50] <crutchy> but on the upside, this got in mah belleh: http://i.imgur.com
[09:57:10] <crutchy> it was called 'the flintstone', with nice medium char grilled 600g steak
[09:57:12] <crutchy> yummmmm
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[10:22:59] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup N*****
[10:24:11] <Ethanol-fueled> I F***** Sarah Sharp tonight.
[10:24:30] <Ethanol-fueled> She loved the Tommy Gunn E******
[10:29:44] <Ethanol-fueled> The fart is called ROLLING THUNDER
[10:30:35] <Ethanol-fueled> You feel the fart rolling through your gut like a car on a roller-coaster.
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[10:32:27] <Ethanol-fueled> it slaps your cheeks apart at a rate of 10 hertz.
[10:32:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Some farts slap your cheeks together at a higher rate, such that they sound like mosquito wings.
[10:33:24] <Ethanol-fueled> But in physics, lower frequencies have more power, and thus travel further.
[10:36:32] <Ethanol-fueled> This is also why Black men have deeper voices and ****** *****.
[10:36:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Single Organic Molecule can be Altered in a Targeted Manner using a Single Electron - http://sylnt.us - target-practice
[10:36:59] <Ethanol-fueled> lower frequencies = larger antennae
[10:38:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Hers's how to fart when in bed with a woman:
[10:39:07] <Ethanol-fueled> with your hand, spread apart one or both butt-cheeks before you fart.
[10:39:25] <Ethanol-fueled> It will make a hissing, rather than a guttural, sound.
[10:44:57] <crutchy> lmao
[10:44:58] <crutchy> http://www.dorkly.com
[10:44:58] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03An Open Letter From a Death Star Architect - Dorkly Post
[10:45:06] <crutchy> this makes a lot of sense
[10:45:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Typical AMerican engineering
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[10:46:40] <Ethanol-fueled> sup nick the dick
[10:46:49] <nick> psh
[10:47:09] <Ethanol-fueled> like dass a bad thang
[10:47:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Time to fart on an industrial scale.
[10:48:11] <nick> supposed to be going to work today, which kind of ruins the weekend
[10:49:47] <Ethanol-fueled> nick, work it.
[10:50:15] <nick> work what
[10:51:19] <Ethanol-fueled> IT.
[10:51:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Like Missy Elliott works it.
[10:51:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Put your thang down flippit in reverse-it.
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[10:55:35] <Ethanol-fueled> *elephant noises*
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[10:57:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I almost got beat up 2 miles from where the san bernardino shooting happened.
[10:57:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Calling a bar Jews, niggers, and cunts; then saying that you're not gonna pay the bill tends to piss a lot of people off.
[10:58:53] <Ethanol-fueled> I was dragged by the collar by their biggest and meanest bouncer while pissing all over the floor. They dragged me outside to face the owner of the bar and 4 of his biggest and meanest henchmen.
[10:59:06] <Ethanol-fueled> (the owner of the bar was half-Black)
[10:59:55] <Ethanol-fueled> I told them my name was Emmanuel Goldstein, then took of running.
[11:00:09] <Ethanol-fueled> s/of/off/g
[11:00:10] <sedctl> <Ethanol-fueled> I told them my name was Emmanuel Goldstein, then took off running.
[11:00:58] <nick_> well, i would assume people go to bars to enjoy themselves, not so much be the subject of verbal abuse
[11:01:14] <Ethanol-fueled> nick_, they verbally abused me first.
[11:01:31] <nick_> so you took the moral high-ground and called them cunts?
[11:01:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Nick_, I called them more than just "cunts."
[11:02:02] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm glad I could run faster than they could, HAHAHAH!
[11:02:43] <nick_> zionistmarxistniggercunts?
[11:02:57] <Ethanol-fueled> nick_, that's pretty much what they were.
[11:03:17] <Ethanol-fueled> And pretty much what all inhabitants of bars are now.
[11:03:26] <Ethanol-fueled> The times they are a-changin'.
[11:03:51] <nick_> i dont go to bars anymore, cant justify $7 on a beer
[11:04:05] <Ethanol-fueled> It's impossible to do something as simple as get a drink at a bar without being shouted at by some hysterial bitch.
[11:04:05] <chromas> plus tip
[11:04:19] <nick_> this is england
[11:04:30] <Ethanol-fueled> it's shit here too.
[11:04:36] <crutchy> you have saucers for your beer in england?
[11:04:39] <nick_> people are supposed to be paid by their employers, not charity by the employers customers
[11:04:58] <Ethanol-fueled> hahhahhah @crutchty....shitposting must be in Aussies' blood.
[11:04:59] <nick_> uh, no?
[11:05:16] <nick_> people just turned up
[11:05:19] <nick_> need to escape
[11:05:24] * nick_ hat tip
[11:05:32] <nick_> other people still have weekends, i forget
[11:05:35] <Ethanol-fueled> pubs were fun once upon a time.
[11:05:54] <Ethanol-fueled> But everyting we hate about humanity became old enough to drink.
[11:07:01] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, is it true that 'straya is a sausage-party? I seem to meet a lot of Aussie women and I find that rumor hard to belive.
[11:08:31] <Ethanol-fueled> It's Mericunts which are intolerable at bars.
[11:15:25] * SirFinkus routinely orders drinks at bars without being shouted at by anyone, much less a hysterical bitch
[11:15:45] <SirFinkus> probably because my ass isn't as nice as Ethanol-fueled
[11:16:19] <chromas> Bender: grab SirFinkus
[11:16:19] <Bender> Added quote 616
[11:16:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink - in most cases, me either.
[11:16:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Sometimes, there's that one obnoxious bitch that screeches over nothing.
[11:16:57] * SirFinkus is flattered chromas chose to grab his ass instead of EF
[11:17:07] <SirFinkus> but it was probably a pity grope
[11:18:06] <crutchy> !grab SirFinkus' arse
[11:18:06] <Bender> I don't think that's a nick....
[11:18:21] <Ethanol-fueled> As an example tonight. I went to a bar with a woman in tow. I went to the bar to reload 2 drinks. A hysterial bitch grabbed me by the back of my shirt and said, "Hey, I was there first and I'm waiting on my drinks" even though I was being helped by a different bartender on a different order.
[11:18:26] <SirFinkus> "arse" cheeky fucker
[11:18:42] <Ethanol-fueled> The cancer, is control-freak cunts with no understanding of queues or context.
[11:18:55] <crutchy> dunno where the hell murcans got 'ass' from. that's a fkin donkey
[11:19:13] <chromas> with your accent it sounds the same anyhow
[11:19:18] <chromas> auss
[11:19:21] <SirFinkus> it makes the bible funnier
[11:19:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Believe me, fellas, I am a mellow and passive fuck.
[11:19:30] <SirFinkus> you guys are missing out
[11:20:18] <chromas> like that time that guy talked to his ass
[11:20:27] <chromas> or his ass talked to him
[11:20:29] <Ethanol-fueled> The prospect of a sex-change is becoming attractive for the reason of being able to knock out hysterial cunts.
[11:20:39] <SirFinkus> mary rode in to bethleham on an ass
[11:21:09] <chromas> "What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?"
[11:21:10] <Ethanol-fueled> SirFinkus, the "virgin" Mary loved to fellate horses. It's why jesus was born in a manger.
[11:21:12] <SirFinkus> I bet that "you are the gender you identify as" bullshit goes right out the window if you punch a girl
[11:21:24] <crutchy> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[11:21:24] <Bender> Added quote 617
[11:21:39] <SirFinkus> but really, who can judge, what woman doesn't?
[11:21:57] <chromas> oh yeah; she didn't ride in on the donkey. she uh, 'rode' the donkey
[11:21:58] <SirFinkus> I've seen the videos
[11:22:13] <crutchy> judge judy doesn't judge. she just fellates horses
[11:22:23] <chromas> and bitches
[11:22:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Catherine the Great was rumored to partake in the horseness.
[11:22:35] <chromas> (verb)
[11:22:52] <SirFinkus> now, I'm not saying that most women blow horses
[11:22:52] <crutchy> ol' creampie cathy eh
[11:23:04] <SirFinkus> but most would if there was no danger of being caught, or if they had access
[11:23:11] <SirFinkus> trust me, I've done the research
[11:23:26] <chromas> we've all seen the research
[11:23:33] * chromas reviews
[11:23:35] <SirFinkus> oh, speaking of
[11:23:37] <crutchy> SirFinkus, well i guess you are in washinton state
[11:23:40] <crutchy> :p
[11:23:49] <SirFinkus> I'm looking for a video
[11:23:53] <SirFinkus> a german guy fucks a chicken
[11:23:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that's bullshit. Why go through all that hassle with horses when they could simply stroll down to the nearest ghetto in a tube-top and say, "I'm mad at daddy!"
[11:24:08] <SirFinkus> I think it was called "barnyard fun" or something
[11:24:12] <SirFinkus> I can't find it
[11:24:26] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: 'cause a horse will treat them better
[11:24:29] <SirFinkus> it was a stellar video
[11:24:32] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, cos horses don't scream 'oh yeah bitch who's yo daddy now?!'
[11:24:46] <chromas> a horse won't beat her to death
[11:25:03] <crutchy> it'll just fuck her to death instead
[11:25:29] <crutchy> shit. is this #?
[11:25:56] <chromas> You haven't looked veyr hard for that video
[11:25:59] * chromas got it in one hit
[11:26:06] <SirFinkus> link fucker
[11:26:14] <Ethanol-fueled> www.chickenfucker.com
[11:26:25] <Ethanol-fueled> www.horsefucker.com
[11:26:26] <crutchy> washingtonstate.gov
[11:26:29] <Ethanol-fueled> www.snakefucker.com
[11:26:42] <SirFinkus> "the latest version of flash player is ready to install
[11:27:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Or you could play Baldur's gate and unlock the secret cutscene where Minsc moons the camera and Boo peeks out his asshole
[11:27:11] <crutchy> 'oh wait you're using ios... bahahaha!'
[11:27:22] <SirFinkus> dammit, I want to see a german man fuck a chicken
[11:28:07] <crutchy> ive seen a video of a german couple getting dinner ready in a kitchen, then some dude visits and takes a shit in the chick's mouth and then leaves
[11:28:19] <crutchy> germans++
[11:28:19] <Bender> karma - germans: 1
[11:28:58] <SirFinkus> I guess it'll just be one of those things I remember from limewire that slipped through the cracks
[11:29:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Here's some Pterodactyl porn:
[11:29:21] <Ethanol-fueled> http://49.media.tumblr.com
[11:29:36] <SirFinkus> well, of course I've seen that one
[11:29:41] <SirFinkus> it's a classic
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[11:30:28] <Ethanol-fueled> ET porn:
[11:30:29] <Ethanol-fueled> http://media.tumblr.com
[11:30:30] <crutchy> wait, isn't the chick supposed to be the little mermaid?
[11:32:21] <SirFinkus> all fucking spam links
[11:32:50] <Ethanol-fueled> It is what you get when you look for transgressive porn.
[11:33:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Wait a minute...there is a chicken fucking scene in pink flamingos.
[11:33:27] <SirFinkus> yeah, but it's not really chicken fucking
[11:33:32] <Ethanol-fueled> True.
[11:33:34] <SirFinkus> more like chicken crushing
[11:33:42] <Ethanol-fueled> dead chicken crushing.
[11:33:58] <Ethanol-fueled> well, that dog shit eating was real.
[11:34:07] <SirFinkus> I don't remember a cut in that scene, and the chicken was alive when it started
[11:34:18] * SirFinkus goes back to the scene
[11:34:55] <Ethanol-fueled> How much is that doggggggie in the window *arf arf*
[11:35:10] <SirFinkus> my favorite scene was always the birthday party
[11:35:14] <SirFinkus> WINE WINE WINE
[11:35:18] <SirFinkus> WINE WINE WINE
[11:36:26] <SirFinkus> nevermind, there was a cut
[11:36:49] <SirFinkus> no wait
[11:37:12] <Ethanol-fueled> fink, are you thinking about Bird's the word where the guy is rhythmically clenching his butthole to the music?
[11:37:19] <SirFinkus> yeah
[11:37:28] <SirFinkus> so anyway, the chicken scene, just watched it
[11:37:36] <SirFinkus> some chickens certainly got fucked up
[11:37:44] <SirFinkus> then they cut the a dead chicken
[11:38:00] <SirFinkus> "HOLD THESE GODDAMN CHICKENS"
[11:38:13] <SirFinkus> I also loved the siren sound effect when the cops walk up
[11:42:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Goddammit, this is fucking annoying.
[11:43:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Went out with a girl, let her stay over, and she's keeping herself up waiting for me to crawl into bed.
[11:43:25] <Ethanol-fueled> For fucks' sake, go to sleep.
[11:44:33] <chromas> she wants you to give her the d
[11:44:34] <chromas> lang
[11:44:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I already did twice.
[11:44:48] <chromas> "oh god! tell me more about iterators!"
[11:44:56] <Ethanol-fueled> She wants to fall asleep with my man-warmth and hot breath on her.
[11:45:09] <SirFinkus> vote up spooning
[11:45:15] <Ethanol-fueled> For fuck's sake, I will. Just wait.
[11:45:39] <Ethanol-fueled> had she fallen the fuck asleep I would have, but now it just feels like a chore.
[11:48:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Everytime I think about how awesome it would be to be married its shit like this that makes me reverse my beliefs.
[11:48:56] <Ethanol-fueled> That I don't even have 5 fucking seconds to do what I want to do alone without some nagging fucking obligation.
[11:50:35] <SirFinkus> so it's a war of attritition
[11:50:42] <SirFinkus> just stay up until she passes out
[11:50:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink - she "passed out" hours ago.
[11:51:56] <Ethanol-fueled> She told me to put on some noise to help her sleep. Then she decided to wake up every so often and nag.
[11:54:25] <Ethanol-fueled> It took a lot of effort on her part to earn this concession (staying the night) and in typical Female fashion makes it intolerable.
[11:54:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I went way out of my way time after time after time tonight to make sure things were comfortable for her.
[11:56:10] <Ethanol-fueled> But it wasn't good enough. It's never good enough.
[11:58:28] <SirFinkus> moral of the story: never try
[11:58:59] <Ethanol-fueled> this girl ain't dumb. I just have to adjust her expectations.
[12:00:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm just being punished for mistakes her past boyfriends have made.
[12:00:46] <SirFinkus> lol
[12:01:04] <Ethanol-fueled> That's true for any woman, really.
[12:01:43] <Ethanol-fueled> I do have the advantage of her obeying my orders.
[12:03:26] <SirFinkus> fuck, it's 4 am
[12:03:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[12:03:37] <SirFinkus> time for a shit and a shower
[12:03:46] <SirFinkus> night
[12:03:50] <Ethanol-fueled> lata'
[12:04:17] <chromas> sounds like he found the chicken video
[12:04:25] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
[12:04:30] <SirFinkus> no, I'd tell you about that
[12:04:35] <SirFinkus> and probably live stream it
[12:04:53] <SirFinkus> pulled me back in you bastard
[12:04:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, sounds about right. I've been to Washington. They use crates to elevate themselves to steer vaginas.
[12:05:15] <SirFinkus> have you heard of stump breaking Ethanol-fueled?
[12:05:33] <Ethanol-fueled> No Fink...what is it?
[12:06:00] <SirFinkus> it's where you train a farm animal to back up to a stump so you can stand on the stump and fuck it
[12:06:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahh, nice.
[12:06:25] <SirFinkus> http://www.urbandictionary.com
[12:06:26] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Urban Dictionary: stump broke
[12:07:27] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHHAHAHAHAA
[12:07:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nokia Sells Mapping Bussiness to German Automotive Consortium - http://sylnt.us - where-is-this-going
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[13:26:20] <cmn32480|away> woke with a splitting headache this morning... and am off to a kids birthday party at a trampoline place that will avhe ear splitting music... I think I shall be dead or have killed someone by the end of the day
[13:27:48] <chromas> stop by the store and pick up some earplugs
[13:36:58] <cmn32480|away> don't need to go to the store...
[13:37:14] * cmn32480|away reaches inot his work bag and pull out 4 or 5 sets
[13:37:37] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[13:38:00] <cmn32480> sweet... the kind with the string between the plugs
[13:38:32] <cmn32480> my bluttooth works pretty well too
[13:38:38] <cmn32480> for cutting out sound
[13:39:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 150-year-old Map Reveals that Beaver Dams can Last Centuries - http://sylnt.us - location-location-location
[13:39:22] <cmn32480> perhaps the earmuffs I wear when cutting the grass
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[14:20:49] <chromas> https://singularlabs.com
[14:20:50] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03MetroTextual - Metro Style Text Editor - SingularLabs
[14:24:47] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[14:24:48] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03SN comment by [02Phoenix666 (552)] (02Score:2)
[14:24:54] <takyon> my reply at the bottom
[14:25:35] <takyon> https://notepad-plus-plus.org
[14:25:37] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Notepad++ Home
[14:26:07] <chromas> https://en.wikipedia.org
[14:26:07] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Wiki: Bush hid the facts
[14:27:15] <takyon> heheh
[14:27:51] * chromas likes the space travel option the best
[14:28:01] <chromas> Colonize the universe!
[14:28:46] <chromas> and also the robot option
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[14:47:35] <Gravis> news monkeys! forgetting something? like i dunno... a link to the story! https://soylentnews.org
[14:47:36] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03SN article: Single Organic Molecule can be Altered in a Targeted Manner using a Single Electron 04(1 comments) ( https://soylentnews.org )
[14:50:52] <takyon> crap
[14:52:50] <takyon> i added the link and the journal link
[14:54:10] <takyon> http://www.theguardian.com
[14:54:11] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Woman charged over Miami stabbing that was mistaken for performance art | Art and design | The Guardian
[15:21:28] <Gravis> takyon: thanks bro. :)
[15:23:25] <Gravis> takyon: hmm... while odd, one must remember this is florida we are talking about.
[15:40:14] <takyon> florida man alive and well
[15:40:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World's First Washable Smartphone to Debut in Japan - http://sylnt.us - what-about-if-it-falls-in-the-toilet
[16:18:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> Also: Miami. Miami is easily the worst part of Florida.
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[18:19:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you might as well sign up to be an editor. if you're going to spot the mistakes before anyone else, might as well fix them.
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[18:31:05] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[18:31:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, anything interestin goin on today or just another slow weekend?
[18:38:41] <SoyCrow> yeah well'
[18:38:45] <SoyCrow> slow
[18:38:59] <SoyCrow> i'm on my 4th beer though
[18:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> certainly a good way to pass through boredom. bit of a hangover here or i'd consider it myself
[18:41:10] <SoyCrow> maybe i'll write some code today
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[18:42:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> was thinking about that myself. the memory caching needs to get finished up so it can be tested on dev before we push it live.
[18:42:36] <SoyCrow> i might finally aquash some bugs in the soylent extension
[18:43:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Skylake CPUs Are Warping Under Heat Sink Mounting Pressure - http://sylnt.us - same-designer-as-the-iPhone-6
[18:44:04] <SoyCrow> Bay Trail ftw
[18:45:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> we have an extension?
[18:46:23] <SoyCrow> https://soylentnews.org
[18:46:24] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03SN journal Soylent Upgrade Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey extension v10 04(9 comments)
[18:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[18:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll do a wee bit of minecraft mod prep then have a nap
[18:48:58] <SoyCrow> i want to add a Ctrl+B and Ctrl+I keyboard shortcuts for bold and italic'
[18:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> could save time i spose
[18:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> for folks what are allergic to using <i></i>
[18:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, got that library build. gonner have a nap now.
[18:55:40] <SoyCrow> I have italicized so many things
[18:55:43] <SoyCrow> later
[19:18:47] <SoyCrow> i'll skip kb event handling for now
[19:18:52] <SoyCrow> all the code is so long
[20:14:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Even More Detailed Pictures (and Video) of Pluto - http://sylnt.us - worth-much-more-than-a-thousand-words
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[21:45:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Perl 6 Gets Beta Compiler, Modules and an Advent Calendar - http://sylnt.us - get-a-better-beta
[22:00:03] <crutchy> ermagerd! a dead dude said 'nubiru' on an episode of scooby doo! so therefore the planet must exist!@
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[22:27:19] <crutchy> goip
[22:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's socialist talk, that is
[22:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[22:28:14] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[22:28:42] <crutchy> maybe my socialist talk is what killed exec_
[22:29:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480 probably tripped over the cord
[22:29:55] <crutchy> $#it happens
[22:30:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn stupid perl6 article. now i wanna get the new version and try it again.
[22:32:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you should try perl6 instead of me. it's got a bit less crazy than perl5 but it's different enough that either of us have about the same start.
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[22:35:08] <crutchy> ~perl6
[22:35:17] <crutchy> ~perl6 /
[22:35:19] <tugger> 07error/not found
[22:35:20] <tugger> 07http://doc.perl6.org/routine/%2F
[22:35:58] <crutchy> ~perl6 !
[22:36:00] <tugger> 07prefix !
[22:36:00] <tugger> 07Negated boolean context operator.
[22:36:00] <tugger> 07multi sub prefix:<!>(Mu) returns Bool:D
[22:36:00] <tugger> 07http://doc.perl6.org/routine/%21
[22:38:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[22:38:15] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Reloaded
[22:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #perl6
[22:38:21] <MrPlow> Get off my lawn!
[22:43:08] <crutchy> i could try a perl6 script for exec
[22:43:14] <crutchy> s/exec/tugger/
[22:43:14] <sedctl> <crutchy> i could try a perl6 script for tugger
[22:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno man, perl6 scripts are pretty large in memory and slow to start up. not really good for a bot-called-script
[22:45:00] <crutchy> isn't the usual progression to get more efficient, not less?
[22:45:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> beta
[22:45:21] * crutchy shudders
[22:45:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> and no. what rock have you been hiding under?
[22:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing ever gets smaller or more efficient in later releases.
[22:46:01] <crutchy> php is breaking the norms then
[22:46:18] <crutchy> php-- # for not getting slower and fatter
[22:46:18] <Bender> karma - php: 3
[22:46:42] <chromas> if things got more efficient then windows 10 would boot faster than windows 3
[22:46:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[22:48:12] <crutchy> windows 3 would boot so quick on an ssd with an i7
[22:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a turbo button
[22:48:33] <crutchy> maybe not quite as quick as dos6.22
[22:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll have a smoke and get some more vidya in before bedtime. yall keep it reel. yes, that was a fishing pun.
[22:51:30] * chromas gives TheMightyBuzzard Reel Big Fish
[22:51:53] <chromas> I don't know what Ska is, but the name's topical
[22:56:57] <crutchy> wtf
[22:57:06] <crutchy> perl6 is called rakudo in debian
[22:57:14] <crutchy> ~deb rakudo
[22:57:16] <tugger> Perl 6 implementation on top of Parrot virtual machine
[22:57:45] <crutchy> dude, perl6 is looking even more bent than perl5
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[22:58:35] <chromas> rakudo -> hadouken!
[22:59:34] <crutchy> yeah fuck that. ima not infecting my bot vm with that garbage
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[23:16:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Launches Live Video and Photo+Video Collages - http://sylnt.us - going-to-collage
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[23:43:52] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[23:45:46] <arti> soup
[23:46:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Mmmm, soup sounds good.
[23:46:16] <arti> goat soup bruh
[23:46:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell no.
[23:46:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Birria de chivo is nasty.
[23:46:36] <arti> all speciesist with your food.
[23:46:45] <arti> hangover soup
[23:47:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe some hot-and-sour. I'm partial to split-pea with bacon bits myself.
[23:47:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Loooove split-pea.
[23:47:14] <arti> ever tried enchilada soup?
[23:47:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Nope, sounds good doe'
[23:47:27] <arti> yee
[23:47:45] <arti> split pea is good
[23:47:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd probably like menudo except that tripas and hominy are nasty.
[23:47:59] <arti> i'd probably go for a good clam chowder
[23:48:05] <Ethanol-fueled> clam chowder is good.
[23:48:24] <crutchy> http://www.globalresearch.ca
[23:48:25] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Non-Muslims Carried Out More than 90% of All Terrorist Attacks in America | Global Research - Centre for Research on Globalization
[23:48:33] <Ethanol-fueled> sup crutch.
[23:48:38] <Ethanol-fueled> And so what?
[23:48:42] <arti> is that the last 10 years?
[23:48:47] <crutchy> aye focker!
[23:48:54] <crutchy> since 1980 i think
[23:49:06] <crutchy> gotta love this one (from the fbi source): 3/9/2001 Culpeper, VA Tree Spiking Earth Liberation Front
[23:49:20] <arti> liberation front sounds....
[23:49:20] <crutchy> tree huggers killing trees
[23:49:27] <arti> are they like PETA?
[23:49:34] <arti> STEAL AND KILL IT! FOR YOUR HEATH!
[23:49:34] <crutchy> dunno prolly
[23:49:39] <arti> health*
[23:49:44] * arti dials down the froth
[23:50:02] <Ethanol-fueled> The ELF was responsible for torching a Hummer dealership in L.A. or somethign awhile back.
[23:50:17] <Ethanol-fueled> One of them spraypainted euler's identity on one of the hummers.
[23:50:34] * arti doesn't consider torching hummers terrorism
[23:50:34] <Ethanol-fueled> e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 or some shit.
[23:50:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't either, arti.
[23:50:46] <Ethanol-fueled> I consider it hella hilarious.
[23:50:51] <crutchy> there's things like "Jewish Defense League" and "Animal Liberation Front"
[23:51:01] <Ethanol-fueled> So who's ready for Saudi Arabia's 50 executions?
[23:51:17] <arti> is there a festival or something?
[23:51:29] <arti> oh, i have to find a picture, it's the gayest i've seen this week
[23:51:44] <crutchy> the whitehouse will be celebrating with their new favorite ally
[23:51:49] <arti> http://imgur.com
[23:51:50] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Just your typical gay Jewish couple riding a unicorn into their wedding - Imgur
[23:52:22] <Ethanol-fueled> That's pretty gay, arti.
[23:52:26] <crutchy> they're riding bareback
[23:52:29] <arti> i thought so, too.
[23:54:40] <Ethanol-fueled> They'll be needing tampons for their anuses soon.
[23:55:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Have you all seen that new cartoon about Mike Tyson?
[23:55:34] <arti> no?
[23:55:53] <Ethanol-fueled> There's an adult swim cartoon parody of scooby doo starring Mike Tyson.
[23:56:23] <Ethanol-fueled> http://cdn.thedailybeast.com
[23:57:07] <crutchy> http://sputniknews.com
[23:57:09] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03What if Superheroes Aged Like Everyone Else?
[23:58:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, Link looks like a ***
[23:58:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Mega man looks like he's taking a crap.
[23:58:52] <Ethanol-fueled> They're making a Black Panther movie.
[23:59:48] <chromas> At least they're trying. Their attempts keep getting interrupted by riots
[23:59:55] <Ethanol-fueled> When the actor playing the Black Panther was asked in an interview if he thought it was uncomfortable with a Black star and a White director, he replied, "Seabiscuit wasn't directed by a horse and nobody gave a shit about that."