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[00:00:16] <chromas> and of course, there's nothing stopping the malware from connecting out to ddos or whatever because users can create sockets
[00:00:36] <chromas> (or become a server)
[00:00:37] <Gravis> chromas: i finally got my mother to switch... to a chromebook. :)
[00:00:51] <chromas> oh, um
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[00:00:57] <chromas> takyon isn't our mother, right?
[00:01:00] <chromas> your
[00:01:14] <Gravis> wha? n-no. i uhh...
[00:01:37] <Gravis> chromas: just a coincidence, i swear. <_<
[00:01:43] <chromas> oh, am I supposed to believe it's a coincidence they both just got a chromebook? CONSPIRACY!!!
[00:02:27] <Gravis> chromas: dont talk to my mo-uhh-takyon like that!
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[00:48:45] <takyon> you're grounded
[00:52:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Bureau of Meteorology Hacked, China Blamed - http://sylnt.us - chance-of-pain
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[00:56:00] <cmn32480> at least takyon didn't take out the wooden spoon gravis...
[00:56:59] <takyon> going to get on web irc
[00:57:44] * SpallsHurgenson was disappointed to learn that the fourth port on his vid-card wasn't a second HDMI port, but DisplayPort...
[00:57:58] <SpallsHurgenson> ... and I don't have any display port cables :/
[00:58:59] <chromas> just force the plug into it
[00:59:09] <SpallsHurgenson> I did!
[00:59:13] <chromas> that's the rule with electronics, right?
[00:59:14] <SpallsHurgenson> now I don't have a video-card either!
[00:59:20] <chromas> If it doesn't work, try harder
[00:59:52] <chromas> try reseating the card, but moreso this time
[01:00:48] <SpallsHurgenson> now I have to decide if it's worth spending ~$10 on a displayport-to-hdmi cable for a 24" tv-cum-monitor that only displays at 720p resolutions
[01:04:35] <chromas> 720? sounds like your tv doesn't have enough cum
[01:05:29] <chromas> how well does it work as a monitor? I've always had trouble getting 720 tvs to work because they won't run at their native resolution for me
[01:06:18] <SpallsHurgenson> IIRC (can't check at the moment, see earlier complaint about not having correct cableage :) it runs at 1280x720
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[01:07:32] <SpallsHurgenson> not that would be a major problem; I'd mostly use that monitor as a place to stick the IRC client :)
[01:07:53] * TheMightyBuzzard tells SpallsHurgenson where to stick it
[01:08:14] <chromas> it could be the ones I've used were dirt cheap things, but they'd never run at 720 (it wouldn't even be listed as a valid resolution) and anything else would be slightly blurry or hang off the edges
[01:09:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I think IRC would only be improved by being a bit blurry :) :)
[01:09:35] <SpallsHurgenson> (oooh, freebie game on Origin! Better grab and download it so I can never play it in the future! :)
[01:10:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, fun... black chick SJW busted false flagging some threats to her college racism rally on twitter.
[01:11:17] <SpallsHurgenson> (excellent, now I own that game three times :)
[01:12:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> cops and associated press busted not campus or twitter busted
[01:12:59] <caryon> cali attak a false flag!!! your encryption is Comey's
[01:13:29] <caryon> getting used to a new much smaller keyboard is tough
[01:19:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes it is
[01:19:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> one i'm using now is like an inch shorter across the keyboard and it's still throwing me off.
[01:20:01] * SpallsHurgenson wouldn't know... my board is impressively large
[01:20:26] <caryon> well the difference between 15,6 and 11.6 is substantial
[01:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, laptop?
[01:23:39] <caryon> yeah
[01:24:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> my condolences. i occasionally have to work from those lil chicklet-keyboard-having bastiches and it never ends well.
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[01:28:05] <Gravis> google gives you all the lulz: https://www.youtube.com
[01:28:06] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Cee Lo Green - FUCK YOU - YouTube
[01:28:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> media's holding back. one of the shooters' names is Farooq Sayeed according to reports on police scanners in the area.
[01:28:35] <chromas> if they're holdin' back, he's probably black
[01:28:57] * chromas notes they usually don't mention discription when the person is black
[01:29:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly wouldn't mention it if they were muslim either right now.
[01:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> white guy, specially a conservative, it's out asafp.
[01:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hard to tell what's real news and what's not on twitter. i follow too many gamergate folks who just lurve them some satirical shitposting.
[01:33:44] <chromas> you need multiple accounts
[01:36:39] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.msn.com surprise, surprise!
[01:36:40] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Why people are giving up on the Apple Watch
[01:37:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yer prolly right.
[01:37:55] <swiss> SpallsHurgenson: i wouldn't even value the opinions of 45% of that poll
[01:37:57] <Gravis> "i follow too many gamergate folks" that's your fault
[01:38:06] <swiss> didn't wear it for 2 weeks? Doesn't count, you didn't give it a good try
[01:38:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, it's worth it. the shitposting alone is a work of art many days.
[01:38:52] <swiss> i'm not doing anything but a pebble till at least the next hardware iteration of the apple watch exists
[01:38:56] <chromas> Gravis: you should ove twitter; there are no ACs
[01:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> swiss, your choice in watch should be obvious with a nick like that.
[01:39:48] <swiss> heh
[01:39:55] <swiss> i've had a couple swiss watches
[01:40:08] <swiss> however, analog watches are 19th century
[01:40:15] <swiss> well, 20th as well
[01:40:23] <swiss> but we are in the 21st now, so they're outdated
[01:40:48] <SpallsHurgenson> speak for yourself; I'm still in the 20th!
[01:41:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I'll be damned if I acknowledge those 100 years between 1399 and 1500! :)
[01:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> so are sherman tanks but at the end of the day, they're a tank and nobody tells them where they can park.
[01:43:27] <chromas> anal og watches are outdated because they don't support the latest DST start/stop times
[01:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> DST is for losers who do what the government tells them.
[01:44:36] <chromas> it's better to run a full computer on your arm to draw a picture of an analog watch
[01:45:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> well you do have a point there. anything worth doing is worth making insanely complicated and expensive.
[01:45:51] <chromas> You just made a case for systemd
[01:46:11] <Gravis> ^
[01:46:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, but it's one of those cases you accidentally leave in a crowded area and get quickly away from
[01:46:54] <chromas> like a fart
[01:47:12] <chromas> by the transitive property, systemd is a fart
[01:47:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's some quality philosophising
[01:47:59] <Gravis> chromas: how about a watch with an epaper display that has some solar properties to it so it never has to be charged?
[01:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas a pretty good idea but i think you'd have a hell of a time getting white to absorb more light than it reflects.
[01:48:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe if you could convince more people that green on black is how things should be read...
[01:48:55] <chromas> that could be pretty cool, but can it update rapidly? When I time my computer booting, I need hundredths of a second, updated in real time
[01:49:10] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i wasn't thinking the epaper itself would be solar, just there would be maybe a small solar element on the frame of it or something
[01:49:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, nod nod
[01:50:04] <chromas> capture the kinectic energy of my arm swinging
[01:50:19] <SpallsHurgenson> http://news.investors.com surprise surprise
[01:50:20] <Gravis> though, gps got really tiny lately, so maybe have it tune in daily to ensure it has the proper time (and time zone)
[01:50:20] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Windows 7 PC users refusing to move to Windows 10 - MSFT AAPL - Investors.com
[01:50:21] <chromas> it'll get charged everynight on my right arm
[01:50:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably be better to just have everyone carry around a charged 10lb battery pack on their back. it's not like most of us couldn't use the exercise anyway.
[01:51:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ^^ and this is why chromas can't own a self-winding watch.
[01:52:08] <swiss> i'm still in the minority, but for non-servers I usually appreciate systemd
[01:52:26] <chromas> minority?
[01:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd appreciate it if they quit building things like networking into it and gave it plaintext log files.
[01:52:42] <chromas> all the major distros use it
[01:52:43] <swiss> in the community of educated linux users
[01:52:52] <chromas> all but two or so
[01:52:55] <SpallsHurgenson> kill the heretic!
[01:52:56] <swiss> TheMightyBuzzard: still pissed about log files
[01:53:01] <Gravis> swiss: there is a reason it exists... it's just not security.
[01:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> now and forever
[01:53:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Adobe is Telling People to Stop Using Flash - http://sylnt.us - flashy-exit
[01:53:20] <swiss> Gravis: however, it makes it much easier to apply security to applications imo
[01:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> grep is my boon companion
[01:53:38] <swiss> however, the reason i like it most is the unit files
[01:53:48] <swiss> and being able to just write a quick unit file to turn a script of mine into a service
[01:53:51] <Gravis> swiss: doesn't do much for itself though
[01:54:02] <chromas> just need a couple brogrammers to write a drop-in journald replacement
[01:54:04] <swiss> Gravis: because systemd is perfect, and 100% secure! /sarcasm
[01:54:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> unit files don't suck.
[01:54:07] <Gravis> the systemd core was 10MB last i checked
[01:54:10] <swiss> chromas: you mean like rsyslog?
[01:54:18] <chromas> no, drop-in
[01:54:42] <Gravis> like... drop-the-fuck-in
[01:54:45] <chromas> with the same interface journald uses, but writing text file. it could just be a modified rsyslog I guess
[01:55:11] <chromas> systemd wouldn't know or care so long as it can write into the socket
[01:55:23] <SpallsHurgenson> awww.... we never get to kill the heretic anymore :(
[01:55:47] * cmn32480 passes out pitchforks and torches
[01:55:47] <chromas> well, TheMightyBuzzard hasn't added a lynch function to MrPlow
[01:56:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas
[01:56:01] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head
[01:56:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't be racist, cracker
[01:56:19] <chromas> we need a lynch function that activates all bots
[01:56:29] <Gravis> i thought of a good way to resolve the text/binary issue with journald. messages are aligned to X bytes to be quickly searchable, so why not just force everything line to that length with spaces or something?
[01:56:30] <chromas> maximum channelflood
[01:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ideas all around
[01:57:10] <Gravis> that way you keep it text and it's faster to search
[01:57:36] <swiss> space usage though, right?
[01:58:08] <Gravis> swiss: not exactly a high priority
[01:58:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> make it a compile-time option. don't build it that way for embedded systems.
[01:58:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that they use systemd much anyway
[01:58:52] <Gravis> any embedded system using systemd wont survive
[01:58:53] <swiss> systemd has been glorious on my rpi
[01:59:33] <Gravis> hmm... i forgot how powerful embedded systems have gotten.
[01:59:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> well rpi is only semi-embedded
[02:00:23] <chromas> tizen uses systemd
[02:00:28] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: only by default
[02:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> how big a sdcard can you slap in them nowadays anyway? i know mine has a 16G in it.
[02:00:52] <chromas> probably would've used uselessd if it hadn't petered out
[02:01:19] <Gravis> i've been working on the systemd issue
[02:01:30] <Gravis> a drop-in replacement is needed
[02:01:49] <Gravis> for dbus too
[02:02:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> really is. hey, i got an idea, how about if it just runs shell scripts instead of getting all complicated?
[02:02:48] <chromas> no way, shell scripts suck
[02:02:51] <chromas> use javascript
[02:02:54] <chromas> jarviscript
[02:02:57] <chromas> perl
[02:03:01] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: shell scripts are nice but a true service manager is needed
[02:03:15] <cmn32480> screw it... run Windows and be done with it
[02:03:16] <swiss> TheMightyBuzzard: p sure you could slap a 128 in there
[02:03:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod digging on the heterogeneous nature of shell coding, eh?
[02:03:33] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: what i dont like about the shell scripts idea is that a bad edit can cause everything to be fubar'd
[02:03:38] <swiss> however, i had to migrate my vps to sysvinit because systemd broke it
[02:03:52] <chromas> let's all switch to epoch
[02:04:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ouch
[02:04:09] <Gravis> i looked at epoch. it's a mess
[02:04:30] <chromas> we can make a bigger mess
[02:04:41] <chromas> let's each make our own service manager, then merge them all together
[02:05:08] <Gravis> no, i'm working on POSIX base
[02:05:28] <Gravis> with system utilities as to replace systemd and gnu
[02:05:36] <chromas> fork uselessd
[02:05:40] <Gravis> no
[02:05:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> busybox not to your liking?
[02:06:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause man that's no simple task.
[02:06:20] <Gravis> i know
[02:06:36] <caryon> http://www.anandtech.com
[02:06:36] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Western Digital Expands HGST Helium Drive Lineup with 10TB Ultrastar He10
[02:06:56] <Gravis> i wasnt a standard POSIX, not just posix-y crap
[02:06:56] * SpallsHurgenson sticks with autoexec.bat and config.sys :)
[02:07:01] <caryon> did the Ha10 drive that came before this one have helium
[02:07:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> bsd doesn't use gnu, yes? most of their stuff should be bsd licensed and easy to steal n modify.
[02:08:20] <chromas> bsd with the nt kernel
[02:08:23] <Gravis> it's also not POSIX complaint. nice to look at but that's all.
[02:08:34] <Gravis> i'm going for fully public domain code
[02:08:41] <chromas> so…is anything posix compliant?
[02:08:52] <Gravis> chromas: yes... and they all cost $$$
[02:08:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but it's largely compliant and would be quicker to make compliant than rewriting.
[02:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> but hey, if it's just something you wanna do i know the feelin.
[02:09:38] <chromas> maybe some day soylent will run on Gravix
[02:10:06] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i'll probably copy a few of the more complex command but for the most part it's a wrapper for the libc of your choosing
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[02:10:22] <Gravis> command*
[02:10:24] <Gravis> commands*
[02:10:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh fun. here come the gun control types even though the weapons the shooters used were illegal to begin with.
[02:11:02] <chromas> nuh uh
[02:11:08] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: lemme guess... watching fox news?
[02:11:11] <chromas> if they were illegal, then they wouldn't'a had 'em
[02:11:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, only get like two channels on bunny ears.
[02:12:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> FNC annoys me not because it's conservative but because it's shitty sensationalist shit.
[02:12:32] <Gravis> chromas: then they were legal by presidential order and obama did it again! >:(
[02:12:48] <Gravis> perfectly sound logic
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[02:13:15] <chromas> oh fuck! obamur been planting illegal guns for falseflag operations to make those guns illegal!!
[02:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> assault weapons != fully automatic weapons
[02:14:24] <Gravis> chromas: i do believe you've cracked this case. to the presses!
[02:15:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> was a bomb of some sort in there too apparently. fun times all around.
[02:15:48] <caryon> wikipedia article called the guns in the latest attack long guns
[02:16:09] <chromas> were they unsigned?
[02:16:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> wikipedia also says there's no such thing as cultural marxism.
[02:16:26] <chromas> tv here says it's probably turrists
[02:16:34] <cmn32480> shock...
[02:16:38] <caryon> terror tourists
[02:16:40] <chromas> assuming it's the same event
[02:17:30] * chromas assigns random values to unsigned long guns
[02:18:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm seeing both specific and unspecific claims on the guns but some of them say they were proper automatic rifles not semi-auto.
[02:20:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, it kinda better be islamic terrorists. they've kinda been sucking ass at home soil attacks for the past long time.
[02:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> not very good terrorists.
[02:21:55] <chromas> ooh, there's a "device"
[02:22:09] <chromas> /dev/bomb
[02:23:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they was gettin rid of it like 20m ago
[02:23:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> homeland security been out there since way early
[02:23:47] <caryon> i finally get tghe difference between the two helium filled 10 terabyte drives
[02:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> price?
[02:24:41] <caryon> 800 i think'''
[02:25:36] <cmn32480> ~openthepodbaydoors
[02:25:37] <exec_> The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the
[02:25:37] <exec_> Christian Religion.
[02:25:37] <exec_> -- George Washington
[02:27:00] <cmn32480> one more function working!
[02:27:10] <cmn32480> thanks chromas!
[02:28:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should ask crutchy about the nifty new help system he stoled off me. makes things easier if you can ~help command
[02:29:02] <cmn32480> ~help
[02:29:03] <exec_> http://sylnt.us
[02:29:14] <cmn32480> ~help openthepodbaydoors
[02:29:16] <exec_> help for "openthepodbaydoors" alias not found
[02:30:54] <Gravis> cmn32480: oh great, just what we need, another george in DC! :P
[02:31:15] <cmn32480> he was already there adn gone.
[02:31:25] * cmn32480 wanders off to the kitchen
[02:32:24] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: have you looked at launchd? it's actually pretty nice.
[02:33:15] <Gravis> not my design but it is nice
[02:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i honestly don't care much about init systems as long as i can grep log files
[02:33:31] <Gravis> so i'm not cloning it or anything
[02:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:34:13] <Gravis> but seriously, xml? what are they thinking?
[02:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're apple, who the hell knows?
[02:35:04] <cmn32480> .me found girl scout cookies
[02:35:09] * cmn32480 found girl scout cookies
[02:35:18] <Gravis> it does look like they hired some smart people to fix up osx with launchd
[02:36:27] * SpallsHurgenson would give chromas' left arm for some thin mints
[02:36:29] <Gravis> while not perfect, INI is my config format of choice
[02:36:58] <cmn32480> SpallsHurgenson - Peanut Butter Sandwiches
[02:37:19] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... well, you can have his eyebrows then
[02:37:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd prefer json. easier parsing by nearly anything and it can still be human readable.
[02:37:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i have the good sense not to suggest changing all the *nix .conf files to json. leave em teh fuq alone.
[02:38:09] <Gravis> my idea is to provide a service that will actually manage config files, so i'm going with INI
[02:38:35] <chromas> first, we propose xml. when that's thoroughly shot down, we 'compromise' with json
[02:38:36] <Gravis> json is good only if you are using javascript
[02:39:05] <Gravis> chromas: this is linux: no compromises!
[02:39:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, most everything has at least one good json library.
[02:39:23] <chromas> oh yeah
[02:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's even easy in perl
[02:39:34] <chromas> xml, motherfucker! you don't like it, fork it
[02:40:04] <Gravis> chromas: very few people like it. i know the gnome people do
[02:40:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> too many ways to get xml wrong
[02:40:36] <chromas> the gnome people wear helmets on their helmets
[02:41:13] <cmn32480> good. if they gave us unity, they shoudln't be procreating
[02:41:33] <chromas> that's ubuntu
[02:41:33] <Gravis> chromas: resulting in a HUGE helmet or like... two stacked helmets?
[02:41:48] <caryon> that took a while to sub
[02:41:51] <chromas> both
[02:41:59] <chromas> a big helmet to hide the smaller one
[02:42:08] <chromas> they're nested, like xml
[02:42:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, like them russian doll things?
[02:42:31] <Gravis> chromas: ok, that's what i was refering to as a huge helmet.
[02:42:44] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: bingo
[02:42:59] <chromas> ah--HAAA!!
[02:43:21] <chromas> it's all Russian propaganda to take down us capitalist pigs!
[02:43:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like them. you can take out the middle one and put candy in the middle. then when you take them out to play with them you get free candy.
[02:43:45] <Gravis> chromas: though i think it would be funnier to see them wearing a helmet and then having another stacked on top.
[02:44:06] <chromas> We finally know, it's the Reds behind xml, systemd, guhnome 2+, social justice and slashdot beta
[02:44:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> well obviously
[02:44:38] <Gravis> chromas: that's absurd.
[02:44:49] <chromas> or…is that just what the Chinese want us to think?
[02:44:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, no, THAT's absurd...
[02:45:00] * TheMightyBuzzard points at AndyTheAbsurd
[02:45:05] <Gravis> chromas: it's systemd(eutschland)
[02:45:43] <chromas> that don't make no sense. social justice is anti-white
[02:45:49] <chromas> unless...it's another false flag
[02:46:01] <Gravis> chromas: are you saying the nazis are back
[02:46:02] <Gravis> ?
[02:46:12] <Gravis> because that would make sense
[02:47:24] <chromas> SJWs hate white people; get people against them, and the nazis finally win
[02:47:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, of course it's a false flag. the nazis are posing as SJWs to incite racial hatred and kick off a 4th reich here in the US
[02:47:49] <chromas> conversation -> godwinned
[02:48:02] <chromas> :D
[02:48:05] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: are you suggesting poettering is the new hitler?
[02:48:23] <chromas> haven't you heard him talk? he's never wrong
[02:48:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> well he is pretty evil. i'd have to see him with a mustache though to be sure.
[02:48:36] <Gravis> O
[02:48:38] <Gravis> M
[02:48:38] <Gravis> G
[02:48:59] <Gravis> quick, get this to the presses!
[02:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, done: http://logs.sylnt.us
[02:50:23] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03#Soylent | Logs for 2015-12-03
[02:51:00] <chromas> ooh, I get first post
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[02:52:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not one for viral bullshit, but I've finally found something viral I could do all day.
[02:52:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Toondoo.
[02:53:04] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[02:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, boozeboy
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[02:54:41] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[02:54:50] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
[02:55:33] <Ethanol-fueled> doh. The second didn't render the "(asian)" label on the condom machine.
[02:55:34] <caryon> yo'
[02:55:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i just got a twitter follow from the world's leading manufacturer of tactical shotguns
[02:56:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, are they looking for a reliable shipper to Belgium from Turkey?
[02:56:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idear. i'm not their guy if they are though.
[02:56:33] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: no label; I thought that was the joke
[02:56:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no good fishing in either place.
[02:56:50] <caryon> are you e-famous or do they follow and ol' lunatics
[02:57:06] <caryon> *any
[02:57:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> the latter i think. i don't much talk about guns on twitter.
[02:57:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> they do make some cool, cool toys though
[02:58:24] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, it works equally well both ways.
[02:58:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh nifty, got a porn chick and a gun manufacturer. all i need now is a scotch maker and i got the trifecta.
[03:00:55] <cmn32480> if they send you extra free samples... I call dibs!
[03:01:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[03:01:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i have no idea about how the words scotch and extra could be related
[03:01:28] <SpallsHurgenson> did I hear right? cmn32480 calls sloppy seconds on TMBs leftovers?
[03:02:20] <cmn32480> scotch? I was talking about the shotgun maker
[03:02:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nbc is reporting one of the suspects is Syeed Farook now, reuters is still holding off saying.
[03:03:08] <Ethanol-fueled> A man's shotgun should be like a man's woman. Easy to hold, and blows away minorities.
[03:03:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah it's possible to have too many shotguns. not too much ammo, mind you, but too many guns.
[03:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[03:03:35] <Bender> Added quote 614
[03:05:23] <Ethanol-fueled> allright, fellas, gotta go.
[03:05:26] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Night!
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[03:06:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's been a busy little bugger lately. hardly has time to say an unkind word about jews at all.
[03:08:07] <caryon> http://techcrunch.com
[03:08:08] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Uber?s API Now Lets Other Apps Add A ?Ride Request Button?, But Not Competitors Too | TechCrunch
[03:08:48] chromas is now known as Ethanol-schooled
[03:08:48] <Ethanol-schooled> The jews are responsible for the increase in SJWism to weaken western society
[03:08:48] Ethanol-schooled is now known as chromas
[03:08:55] <chromas> aw shit
[03:09:04] <chromas> damn out-of-order execution
[03:13:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, neat, there was a female shooter
[03:14:11] <chromas> real female? or woman stuck in a man's body?
[03:14:26] * chromas Czechs his privilege
[03:15:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> that line really only works one way. a man stuck in a woman's body has entirely different connotations
[03:15:53] <chromas> that's why you don't hear them bitching
[03:16:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> sound logic there
[03:24:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Formula E to Stage Driverless, AI "Roboraces" - http://sylnt.us - we-want-more-crashes
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[03:43:38] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, I really could use a spare 720p monitor right now to banish this IRC window to :)
[03:44:09] <chromas> go ahead
[03:44:21] <chromas> send it to the cable. no reason a monitor has to be attached :)
[03:44:38] <SpallsHurgenson> but I don't HAVE the cable :)
[03:44:50] <chromas> oh yeah
[03:45:25] * chromas curses systemd
[03:45:37] * cmn32480 hands SpallsHurgenson a tampon
[03:45:48] <cmn32480> s/tampon/tissue/
[03:45:49] <sedctl> <cmn32480> hands SpallsHurgenson a tissue
[03:45:57] <chromas> well wait, tampons have cables
[03:46:26] <cmn32480> hmmmmm
[03:46:37] <SpallsHurgenson> tomorrow I shall go to the cable store
[03:46:42] <SpallsHurgenson> Cables 'R' Us
[03:46:45] <cmn32480> monoprice.com
[03:46:54] <cmn32480> https://www.monoprice.com
[03:46:55] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03HDMI Cable, Home Theater Accessories, HDMI Products, Cables, Adapters, Video/Audio Switch, Networking, USB, Firewire, Printer Toner, and more! - Monoprice.com
[03:47:04] <SpallsHurgenson> and I shall buy a nice gold-plated one-way helium-filled cable
[03:47:21] <SpallsHurgenson> so that I may get the best possible rendering of the IRC window
[03:47:47] <cmn32480> AND you can get a USB to DVI adapter for about $50 to add a fourth monitor
[03:48:21] <chromas> be sure to get the one with the polarized dielectric. don't fall for their marketing that says you don't need it
[03:48:41] <cmn32480> and stem lube. don't forget the stem lube
[03:48:46] <chromas> or the ones with the fake arrows
[03:49:11] <SpallsHurgenson> cmn32480: the USB would be for the FIFTH monitor
[03:49:20] <SpallsHurgenson> although I'd need to get the fifth monitor first :)
[03:51:03] <SpallsHurgenson> also, a larger desk... and room
[03:51:46] <chromas> mount them on your new ceiling
[03:52:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, that way you can lay down and watch teh pron without getting a crick in your neck
[03:53:14] <cmn32480> how did your 264GB OPA transfer go?
[03:53:42] <cmn32480> random thought: why does shredded cheese taste better than sliced?
[03:53:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I hope you compared the files before, during and after the transfer... don't fall prey to bit-rot!
[03:54:34] <chromas> thin-sliced is better than thick-sliced, too
[03:54:48] <cmn32480> yes.. but shredded beat all
[03:54:52] <cmn32480> especially cheddar
[03:55:10] <chromas> dunno
[03:55:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, it went to the wrong drive. put all the stuff on the one that was going out instead of taking it off.
[03:55:26] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[03:55:36] <cmn32480> DOH... all that porn lost
[03:55:38] <SpallsHurgenson> more surface area = more air = more oxygen =easier for the bugs to breed and "flavor" the cheese?
[03:55:43] <chromas> so you moved it from one disk to the same disk?
[03:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, nothin lost. still got a while before it goes out. just starting to get SMART errors.
[03:56:42] <chromas> you've exposed it to too much twitter
[03:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'm just going to try it again this weekend. not up to tying up the computer for hours on end again tomorrow.
[03:58:25] <chromas> do it a little at a time
[03:58:34] <chromas> or set up a bittorrent client on each one
[03:58:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://twitter.com
[03:58:48] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Wieners On Bad Guys on Twitter: "Don't give the San Bernardino suspect the attention he wanted. Unless you wanna RT this photo of a dick on his face. https://t.co"
[03:59:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> 40+ and i still never get tired of dick and fart jokes
[04:01:36] <chromas> if you did, we'd be worried
[04:02:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ugh, the failing drive is the one with winders on it. that oughta be fun to keep working through a disk transfer.
[04:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> may just dd the entire disk over to the good one since they're both the same size.
[04:14:03] * Deucalion looks in
[04:14:26] <SpallsHurgenson> gads, windoze search sucks
[04:16:30] <Deucalion> Gravis, you talking about the piespy stick-graph thingamy?
[04:16:39] <SpallsHurgenson> It almost impresses me that how superior search in windows98 is is to that of its modern cousins.
[04:18:47] <Deucalion> SpallsHurgenson, got done with the buggy section of HL2 today thank fook - didn't enjoy that at all... done the crab army thing and now clearing out nova prospect... man does that go on and on and on and on - I wanted to get it cleared before sleepies but damn it seems endless.
[04:20:02] <SpallsHurgenson> for all that having an army of ant-lions at your beck'n'call is sort of fun, Nova Prospect is probably the least fun part of the game
[04:20:26] <SpallsHurgenson> it's pointless filler too, that really plays very little part in the story.
[04:21:31] <Deucalion> They worked well when I 1st stormed Nova.... ran in and lobbed pheromones up on the towers.... the crabby things did a good job there.
[04:22:13] <Deucalion> The crab army do like to block doors though
[04:22:59] <SpallsHurgenson> then again, a lot of half life 2's levels felt like filler...
[04:25:14] <Deucalion> Now I am just tired of grinding through Nova Prospect interior... is it just me or is every section of HL2 over extended... the boat section seemed over long, then the buggy section seemed over long and now Nova.... really... another duct to crawl through? Sheesh.. can we get back to the story yet?
[04:25:31] <SpallsHurgenson> it is not just you
[04:25:57] <SpallsHurgenson> the pacing in the game is awful
[04:26:53] <SpallsHurgenson> they did a better job in episodes 1 and 2
[04:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, heffe
[04:27:53] <Deucalion> I'm enjoying it in parts but then there are these sections that seem never-ending... I think I've been in nova for 3 hours now and it is just grunts and gun turrets ad infinitum... that's not fun.
[04:28:39] <Deucalion> It forces the pace too - doesn't seem at all consistent with the original HL
[04:28:58] <Deucalion> Anyways - how's things here?
[04:29:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, same ole same ole
[04:29:40] <SpallsHurgenson> wow, Radio Shack was bought in July... for all of $26 million. That's about $14,500 per store
[04:29:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> had us a nice little bit of islamic terrorism out in cali. that's kept things interesting.
[04:30:44] <Deucalion> really? not up with current events today... bomby or gunny islamic terroristicas?
[04:31:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit of both. was a bomb but apparently they sucked at bomb making or something, so just guns. 28 shot last i heard.
[04:32:25] <Deucalion> San Bernardino?
[04:32:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[04:33:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> two islamic guys and a chick.
[04:33:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> msnbc and cnn are trying like hell not to mention their religion, nationality, or names.
[04:34:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> cbs is actually doing a fair job.
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[04:35:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> southpark then bed
[04:36:22] <Deucalion> Cut the fuckers down with extreme prejudice if they won't play the "all get along" game I say. Don't tread on me policy.... peaceful until disturbed and then all manner of hellfire comes down on those that disturb the peace colour and creed regardless.
[04:37:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> preachin to the choir. disproportionately is the only way to respond.
[04:46:45] <chromas> y'know, we wouldn't be having these attacks if we just give up our guns and encryption
[04:47:07] <Deucalion> Question is - where to deploy that disproportionate fire... more bombs in Syria? hmmm
[04:47:18] * Deucalion smacks chromas
[04:47:54] <chromas> #smake systemd for hanging up on crypt devices even though they're already open
[04:47:54] * MrPlow smakes systemd for hanging up on crypt devices even though they're already open upside the head
[04:48:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they were from San Bernardino, bomb cali
[04:49:49] * Deucalion calls for the arming of all UK citizens... if "they" are amongst us let us have the tools to attend to the matter rather than depend on an underfunded police and military.... like that's going to happen.
[04:49:51] <chromas> what is it with the phallus-shaped states, anyway?
[04:50:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> what like florida and all of scandanavia?
[04:52:17] * Deucalion holes up in TheMightyBuzzard's basement... ooooooh ammo and guns, might come in handy.... if I knew how to use them without shooting my own foot :D
[04:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, best stick to grenades for now.
[04:52:58] <chromas> Scandinavia—the penis with a mouth
[04:54:27] <Deucalion> Can't we just set claymores around the perimeter rather than lob hand grenades around?
[04:55:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Pinpoint Protein that Makes it Harder to Lose Weight the Fatter we Get - http://sylnt.us - waiting-for-sLR11-suppressants
[04:56:28] * chromas passes out cups of sugar
[04:57:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, we could but it's not as much fun.
[04:58:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually, grenades aren't really any fun at all. they're just extremely loud and extremely dangerous even if you're the one throwing them.
[04:59:00] <Deucalion> I dunno... set claymores and go to sleep til they go bang seems preferable to waiting up all night with a pineapple or stick grenade
[05:00:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> guns, now guns are fun.
[05:01:13] <Deucalion> Not that I know anything about it, never done the military thing.... all I know about grenades is you pull the pin and chuck it and hope it does not bounce back and frag yourself.
[05:02:06] <Deucalion> chromas, brown sugar I hope - that stuff is yummy in coffee.
[05:02:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas basically it except in training if you don't immediately get down after throwing it the drill sgt will knee you square in the nuts so that you do get down.
[05:03:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> machine guns are the way to go if you're looking to maximize destruction and fun both.
[05:03:38] <chromas> I saw American Ultra the other day. They had a grenade start beeping to indicate it was about to explode
[05:04:08] <chromas> Seemed realistic
[05:06:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, one of em was tayyeep bin ardogan, 28 from qatar
[05:06:29] <Deucalion> call in an A10 seems to be preferable.... here's the co-ords... hit it.... bzzzzzzt bzzzzt - no more bad guys... those things are... well... scary as fuck... a plane built around a gun, a pilot sat in a titanium tub. bzzzt bzzzzzt - glad to be of service. :D Long may they resist retirement :)
[05:07:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they are pretty awesome but the AC-130 is even more fun. they got like half a dozen of those guns pointed out each side.
[05:09:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> find a target, bank around it so the guns is aimed at it, unleash half a dozen A10s worth of death.
[05:09:36] <Deucalion> The AC-130 seems kinda cumbersome but yeh they lay down some serious fire. I just like how the A10 whips in and does that bzzzzzt ~bzzzzt~. Guess the A10 needs to go back to base to re-equip more often.
[05:09:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno. it gets missles too though.
[05:10:51] <Deucalion> No matter, the F-35 will take care of all this stuff :/
[05:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> really i dig on the personal weapons the most though. they don't really make you any safer from a bullet but they do let you get your revenge in preemptively.
[05:11:42] <cmn32480> The AC-130H Spectre was armed with two 20 mm M61 Vulcan cannons, one Bofors 40mm autocannon, and one 105 mm M102 cannon
[05:11:50] <cmn32480> https://en.wikipedia.org
[05:11:51] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Wiki: Lockheed AC-130
[05:12:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, four then
[05:12:20] <cmn32480> it has a 105mm HOWITZER
[05:12:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> hehe yeah
[05:12:43] <Deucalion> cmn32480, it's a lumbering beast though isn't it? kinda prone to being shot out of the sky
[05:12:59] <cmn32480> they get pretty significant air support
[05:13:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus they can shoot farther than any schmuck with an RPG
[05:13:48] <Deucalion> true, neither the A10 or AC130 seem to get used where air supremacy is not already in place
[05:14:01] <cmn32480> same deal with the A-10
[05:14:13] <cmn32480> they get air support from fighters
[05:14:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that they need it. we haven't been in a conflict where air superiority wasn't a foregone conclusion since WWII
[05:16:03] <Deucalion> Again - I dunno... I'm just hearsaying... ground troops seem to like their close air support... I know I would in that situation... just call it in and BLAM and AWE! :D
[05:17:06] <Deucalion> Maybe the A10 and AC130 should move over to Army control, USAF seems to hate them.
[05:17:26] <cmn32480> A10's are all Air NAtional Gueard
[05:17:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> they should just sell them domestically
[05:17:55] <chromas> the right to air arms
[05:18:45] <Deucalion> You guys are awake unusually late :/
[05:18:58] * chromas challenges TheMightyBuzzard to an aeroduel
[05:19:01] <cmn32480> there is a squadron based at the airfield near my office. we see the A10 fly over most every day
[05:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea what we got out here besides an ordinance manufacturing facility
[05:19:47] <cmn32480> my boss wanted to shoot off fireworks in the yard out back.. in the landing pattern
[05:19:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[05:19:59] <cmn32480> we dissuaded him of that idea
[05:20:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ass-pansies
[05:20:57] <chromas> https://github.com
[05:20:58] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03gauteh/astroid · GitHub
[05:22:06] <cmn32480> I didn't want A10's strafing
[05:22:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's why you line them up at your neighbor's yard, duh
[05:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> the one who won't keep his grass cut
[05:23:01] <cmn32480> this was the warehouse yard out behind the loading dock
[05:23:05] <chromas> bulletmower
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[05:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, bummer
[05:24:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i should go to bed or ima end up sleeping in for hours again tomorrow.
[05:26:15] <cmn32480> i gotta do same
[05:26:22] <cmn32480> gotta have the kids up at 7:30
[05:26:24] * Deucalion calls in an A10 to patrol TheMightyBuzzard's location - sleep well carrion slurper :P
[05:26:28] <cmn32480> for school
[05:26:59] <cmn32480> ~gnight kids
[05:27:01] * exec_ covertly drops a wine flute of Debian on kids
[05:27:10] <cmn32480> you all sleep well
[05:27:16] <cmn32480> I'm done for the night
[05:27:19] <Deucalion> ~gnight cmn32480
[05:27:49] <cmn32480> ~list-auth
[05:27:50] <exec_> ~q ~rehash ~ps ~kill ~killall ~dest-override ~dest-clear ~buckets-dump ~buckets-save ~buckets-load ~buckets-flush ~buckets-list ~restart ~ignore ~unignore
[05:27:51] <exec_> ~bucket ~copyright ~define-list ~define-source-edit ~define-source-param ~deop ~devoice ~event-test ~exec-add ~exec-del ~exec-irc-raw ~exec-save ~feeds ~forward ~freenode ~invite ~ircd ~journals ~kick ~minion ~mysql ~op ~reader ~relay ~say ~slash-test ~soon ~sql ~startup ~tests ~topic ~users ~voice ~x
[05:28:25] <Deucalion> ~gday cmn32480
[05:28:39] <Gravis> wtf is a wine flute? <_<
[05:28:54] <cmn32480> I'll have to look inot why it isn't working for you tomorrow.
[05:29:02] <Deucalion> A champagne glass
[05:29:07] <caryon> champagne is wine
[05:29:27] <Gravis> oic
[05:29:57] <caryon> http://www.outerplaces.com
[05:29:58] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03World's Biggest Cloning Factory Claims to Have the Technology to Clone Human Beings
[05:29:59] <Deucalion> tall stemmed glass -
[05:30:12] <cmn32480> ~gnight cmn32480
[05:30:16] * exec_ diabolically pours a blagoblag of coffee for cmn32480
[05:30:28] <cmn32480> just for you Deucalion!
[05:30:37] <Deucalion> ~gnight cmn32480
[05:30:42] * exec_ spontaneously tosses a wine flute of g'day juice to cmn32480
[05:30:45] <Deucalion> meh
[05:30:48] <cmn32480> wirked the second time
[05:30:51] <Gravis> for all of you: https://www.youtube.com :)
[05:30:51] <LiquidSmake> ^* 03Cee Lo Green - FUCK YOU - YouTube
[05:31:26] <Deucalion> Thanks Gravis - you're adorable xD
[05:32:11] * Deucalion retires to the horizontal
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[05:32:22] <chromas> http://winefolly.com
[05:33:30] <Gravis> chromas: too many to remember.
[05:33:40] <Gravis> chromas: i'll just throw 'em on the ground. >:D
[05:33:53] <Deucalion> Yeah - flute - that spindly wine glass mostly used for Champagne or Prosseco
[05:34:03] <chromas> But now you know what exec is tossing
[05:34:08] <chromas> you know, besides salads
[05:34:19] <cmn32480|sleepin> ~gnight chromas
[05:34:21] * exec_ clumsily slides a toilet bowl of splodge to chromas
[05:34:27] <chromas> ~g'night cmn32480|sleepin
[05:34:32] * exec_ accidentally offers an assfull of bewb to cmn32480|sleepin
[05:34:46] * chromas gives exec_ some amphetemines
[05:34:56] <Deucalion> Oh gawd no
[05:35:46] <Deucalion> Bastard will be awake for 3 days
[05:36:15] * Deucalion retires - be well and stay whole
[05:36:49] <chromas> g'noight
[05:37:18] * chromas installs astroid, even though it looks a bit hipstery
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[06:04:32] <crutchy> https://www.google.com
[06:04:32] <LiquidSmake> ^✓ 03Google ( https://www.google.com )
[06:04:48] <crutchy> what does the tick mean?
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[06:05:10] <chromas> looks like regular google page here
[06:05:42] <chromas> oh, the ✓ means it's seen the link before
[06:05:53] * crutchy was just testing if exec_ was ignoring its flag
[06:06:11] <crutchy> noticed that ~title off was done a couple of times today
[06:06:26] <crutchy> damn i missed a libertarian debate
[06:06:36] <crutchy> #socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[06:06:36] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a socialist!
[06:06:54] <chromas> from the ping dept
[06:07:15] * chromas hunts around for a way to get a filelight-type view into a desktop widget
[06:07:27] <crutchy> i see Grav is was up to his usual delusions
[06:07:40] <chromas> wavetable synthesis?
[06:07:40] <crutchy> poor bugger. he must be depressed
[06:08:40] <crutchy> he must be really disappointed that reality isn't living up to his star trek universe
[06:09:00] * crutchy blames the romulans
[06:10:40] <crutchy> when he creates the federation and uses robots that appear out of thin air to build star ships, ima get me a ticket to the delta quadrant
[06:11:13] <crutchy> it will be free too cos you know, no money
[06:11:59] <crutchy> chromas, i think conky allows shell output
[06:12:22] <crutchy> or script output, which is basically shell output
[06:12:39] <chromas> Cool
[06:12:46] <chromas> crutchy++
[06:12:46] <crutchy> conky++
[06:12:46] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 180
[06:12:46] <Bender> karma - conky: 6
[06:12:54] <crutchy> chromas++
[06:12:54] <Bender> karma - chromas: 135
[06:12:58] <crutchy> ciri++
[06:12:58] <Bender> karma - ciri: -7
[06:13:02] <crutchy> circlejerks++
[06:13:02] <Bender> karma - circlejerks: 1
[06:13:06] <chromas> tama++
[06:13:06] <Bender> karma - tama: 8
[06:13:41] <crutchy> i watched a movie last night, except i think it was misplaced from the pr0nz aisle
[06:14:12] <crutchy> the first scene was literally a naked chick getting frigged whilst wanking a dude
[06:15:08] <crutchy> http://www.imdb.com
[06:15:09] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Love (2015) - IMDb
[06:26:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - High-Tech Camera Allows Us to See Invisible Methane Gas - http://sylnt.us - now-we-can-really-see-who-farted
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[07:37:20] <chromas> "The sex was hot but the story and the acting was terrible."
[07:37:34] <chromas> "Watch porn it will be more fulfilling."
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[07:58:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feldheim, a 150-Person German Village, Powered Entirely by Renewables - http://sylnt.us - but-how-many-electric-vehicles?
[08:08:16] <chromas> Bender: s/ -h$/-does-it-run-linux?/
[08:08:46] <chromas> Bender: s/ -h.*$/-does-it-run-linux?/
[08:08:53] <chromas> from the frown dept
[08:09:07] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:09:08] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Making Fun: Mission Control Desk - YouTube
[08:09:52] <crutchy> butt
[08:09:59] <crutchy> /
[08:10:10] <crutchy> s/\//\\/
[08:10:10] <sedctl> <crutchy> \
[08:10:23] <crutchy> ~sed on
[08:10:24] <exec_> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[08:10:26] <crutchy> /
[08:10:28] <crutchy> s/\//\\/
[08:10:28] <sedctl> <crutchy> \
[08:10:31] <exec_> <crutchy> \
[08:10:36] <crutchy> ~sed off
[08:10:38] <exec_> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[08:51:21] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:51:22] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03Elon Musk compares AI efforts to “Summoning the Demon” (10.24.14) - YouTube
[08:52:11] <crutchy> i like elon musk. need more engineers in politics. though they would probably wanna be paid mega bucks
[08:52:48] <crutchy> the religious kooks prolly still gunna think engineers are terrorists so they prolly wouldn't want it
[08:54:11] <chromas> engineers are terrorists. didn't you get the memo?
[08:54:31] <chromas> ~last nick=Bender message=engineer.*terr
[08:54:50] <exec_> 03[2015-11-27 19:16:1] #Soylent <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Are Engineers More Likely to Become Terrorists? - http://sylnt.us - fightin'-words
[09:01:09] <nick> g'day
[09:29:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 50c Buys You Someone Else's Password for Netflix, Spotify Or ... - http://sylnt.us
[09:59:52] <arti> http://news.yahoo.com
[09:59:54] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03South Africa's Supreme Court finds Oscar Pistorius guilty of murder - Yahoo News
[10:01:47] <crutchy> i would love to get a tesla, but a model S and the home mortgage would eat up nearly 3/4 of my income :(
[10:02:07] <arti> can you get one used?
[10:02:32] <crutchy> prolly. other problem is charging stations
[10:03:00] <crutchy> they're only between melbourne and sydney
[10:03:17] <crutchy> kinda fucks me
[10:03:37] <crutchy> maybe in a few years
[10:03:41] <crutchy> might be more
[10:07:25] <crutchy> wow fuck yeah a model S would basically eat half my salary :<
[10:07:55] <crutchy> i would have to get divorced and eat my kids to afford that lol
[10:09:08] <crutchy> ooh model x might be doable
[10:09:27] <crutchy> just need those damn charging stations
[10:11:49] <chromas> don't get divorse; eat the wife
[10:12:13] <chromas> start with the taco
[10:17:51] <arti> http://imgur.com
[10:17:52] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03His One Weakness - Imgur
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[11:00:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HGST Announces 10 Terabyte PMR Hard Drive - http://sylnt.us - now-more-storage-and-still-with-enterprisey-stuff
[11:07:04] <alexbst> yay
[11:21:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:21:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1941
[11:22:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, fun old game
[11:25:12] <crutchy> doritos++
[11:25:12] <Bender> karma - doritos: 2
[11:25:25] <crutchy> air_conditioning++
[11:25:25] <Bender> karma - air_conditioning: 3
[11:25:35] * TheMightyBuzzard fixes the "cents sign" in https://soylentnews.org
[11:25:36] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03SN article: 50c Buys You Someone Else's Password for Netflix, Spotify Or ... 04(3 comments)
[11:32:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh, try that again without the varnish caching
[11:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[11:32:58] <LiquidSmake> ^* 03SN article: 50c Buys You Someone Else's Password for Netflix, Spotify Or ... 04(3 comments)
[11:33:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> =title https://soylentnews.org
[11:33:11] <LiquidSmake> ^* 03SN article: 50c Buys You Someone Else's Password for Netflix, Spotify Or ... 04(3 comments)
[11:34:23] <crutchy> ~title https://soylentnews.org
[11:34:27] <exec_> 1350¢ Buys You Someone Else's Password for Netflix, Spotify Or ... - SoylentNews
[11:35:04] <crutchy> not sure what * means before LiquidSmake title
[11:35:30] <crutchy> tick means it has seen it before. maybe * means not seen before?
[11:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=story op=single sid=15/12/03/034211 /title
[11:36:25] <exec_> 02 api error: element "12/03/034211 /title" not found
[11:36:47] <crutchy> derp. i changed that script
[11:37:06] <crutchy> maybe use encoded /
[11:37:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=story op=single sid=351376 /title
[11:37:27] <exec_> 0250¢ Buys You Someone Else's Password for Netflix, Spotify Or ...
[11:37:50] * TheMightyBuzzard nods his head
[11:37:54] <crutchy> you can drill into array structures in the results now
[11:38:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, nifty
[11:38:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i gotta figure out the unicode bug
[11:38:14] <crutchy> ~api
[11:38:16] <exec_> sylnt.us/api
[11:38:39] <crutchy> ~api m=comment op=latest /0/uid
[11:38:41] <exec_> 02 api error: element "0/uid" not found
[11:38:50] <crutchy> hmm
[11:38:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not "now" but sometime soon
[11:39:08] <crutchy> oh yeah the new exec_ prolly not updated
[11:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> you needa get a shell account to the box he's runnin on so we can have a unified exec
[11:39:43] <crutchy> the new exec_ is using the old script. new is old :p
[11:40:11] <crutchy> tis ok. i haven't been tinkering as much as i used to
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[11:41:05] <crutchy> been really tired after work lately
[11:41:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i noticed
[11:41:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't been around much in the mornings
[11:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as well, been a lot of busy trying to get a computer without a failing drive here.
[11:43:57] <crutchy> there used to be a script i could use to pull a file from github, but its been a while since i even seen that
[11:44:05] <crutchy> oh. dead drive is nasty
[11:44:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> not dead yet just giving smart errors. so of course i moved /home TO it instead of FROM it. i have too many drives.
[11:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of. i'm gonna get clonezilla started and probably switch to the ole laptop.
[11:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> back in 5-15
[12:01:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 50¢ Buys You Someone Else's Password for Netflix, Spotify Or ... - http://sylnt.us
[12:31:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Introducing Programming to a Child - http://sylnt.us - making-introductions
[12:57:51] <cmn32480|sleepin> coffee++
[12:57:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1942
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[13:51:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> sleeping_in++
[13:51:49] <Bender> karma - sleeping_in: 1
[14:02:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Well Do You Know Your Own Country? - http://sylnt.us - apparently-not-well-at-all
[14:07:07] * cmn32480|sleepin is jealous
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[14:32:04] <cmn32480> <giggle> my daughter is laying under my desk keeping my feet warm
[14:50:58] <crutchy> she's really planning on eating your toes
[14:53:14] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[14:54:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> data loss is gonna happen and it's annoying
[14:56:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> least i saved the rehash work i had done.
[15:00:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, let's try some fun and see if this box can handle hot-swapping in a sata drive
[15:01:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> appears so. i'll be damned
[15:11:08] <cmn32480> my toes are protected. I'm wearing slippers!
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[15:33:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Shining Light On Microbial Growth and Death Inside Our Guts - http://sylnt.us - flashlight-up-your-colon
[16:50:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, smooth, done with the data rescue
[17:01:33] <cmn32480> lose much?
[17:04:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, nothin that can't be easily replaced
[17:05:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK MPs Authorise Syria Air Strikes Against Islamic State - http://sylnt.us - joining-the-coalition
[17:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> some game data files
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[17:35:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, least that broken drive was already heavily encrypted. don't have to worry about writing over it with /dev/urandom
[17:45:22] <mythterj> I always write ove broken drives with /dev/hammer/
[17:51:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> not terribly worried. i plan on ripping it apart to get the magnets anyway so the platters would be extremely iffy to recover at best
[18:07:25] <mythterj> Specially if you drag that magnet around the platters. ;-)
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[18:20:27] <cmn32480> God.. if I had to work from home all the time, I'd never get anything done.
[18:24:50] <nick> it can be difficult for sure, especially so if you don't have a proper office in your home
[18:28:16] <mythterj> Oh hell yes, office with door, door that locks, music to drownd out the pounding on the door that locks.
[18:31:10] <cmn32480> the problem is nto the kids, or the kitchen, or the list of chorse that needs doing.
[18:31:30] <cmn32480> \it is the fact that I am too weak to keep Netflix turned off
[18:32:19] <nick> heh
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[18:32:51] <cmn32480> though, I suppose if I was working from home all the time, instead of being on vacation and being stupid enough to be working, I might be better at it.
[18:32:57] <nick> radio or something you already know is better for not getting distracted
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[18:33:19] <nick> as you're supposed to be on vacation, netflix is ok.
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[18:34:47] <cmn32480> in the office I run Pandora... and you are right... I'm suppose to be on vacation
[18:36:08] <cmn32480> does that absolve me from running stories too?
[18:36:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Says Toxic Coworkers Undercut Groups in Destructive, Expensive Ways - http://sylnt.us - people-who-should-be-fired
[18:37:38] <nick> i'd say so
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[18:57:53] <cmn32480> so you are gonna pick up the slack for me and zz_janrinok being gone, right?
[18:59:18] <nick> im about to go out for dinner, but i'll do some when i get back
[19:00:03] <cmn32480> I was kdding!
[19:00:21] <cmn32480> I shall dump a bunch now that I am waiting on answers to a question for work
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[19:56:01] <cmn32480> Eff story as breaking news?
[19:56:55] <cmn32480> buzzard - think the :et's Encrypt Story is breaking news?
[19:57:17] <takyon> more like better news
[19:57:32] <cmn32480> I know... but it was submitted as breaking
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[19:58:09] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[19:58:42] <cmn32480> file it under digital liberty
[19:58:47] <cmn32480> and move on, me thinks
[20:01:52] <cmn32480> have moved the eff story to go out next and swapped whatever was ther to the end of the queue as it wasn't critical
[20:04:06] <takyon> i like how we made our subs within 2min of each other
[20:04:32] <cmn32480> I merged!
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[20:05:58] <takyon> merge into the hivemind
[20:06:23] <cmn32480> you will be assimilated
[20:06:24] * TheMightyBuzzard merges into his pillow for a nap
[20:07:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Bid to Drill into the Earth's Mantle Begins in the Indian Ocean - http://sylnt.us - poking-the-bear
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[21:51:54] <alexbst> http://oneperfectshotdb.com :-)
[21:51:56] <LiquidSmake> ^ 03[WATCH] ESSENCE OF HUMANITY: THE FILMS OF HAYAO MIYAZAKI | One. Perfect. Shot. | Honoring Cinema's Past - Frame by Frame
[22:08:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EFF's "Let's Encrypt" Enters Public Beta - http://sylnt.us - start-the-source-review-in-3....2....1.....
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[22:16:24] <cmn32480|away> #smake bender
[22:16:24] * MrPlow smakes bender upside the head
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[22:55:35] <mythterj> 7 minutes to launch time if you want to watch nasa tv
[22:57:11] <mythterj> oops, they just pushed it back to 30 minutes from now, and weather is still a problem
[23:40:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wearable Capacitor Technology to Power Mobile Electronics - http://sylnt.us - don't-touch-your-zipper
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