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[00:41:12] <Bytram|away> =)
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[00:42:36] <SpallsHurgenson> AcheySneezeyCoughingFeverSoYouCanRestMedicine++
[00:42:36] <Bender> karma - acheysneezeycoughingfeversoyoucanrestmedicine: 1
[00:44:00] <SpallsHurgenson> sorry, thought I walked into a Nyquil commercial
[00:44:46] <Bytram> ROFL!
[00:45:29] <Bytram> but seriously, I think I picked up a cold from either one of my co-workers or an acquaintance (or, possibly, both)
[00:45:55] <Bytram> my home remedy is to have a feast of hot-n-spicy Chinese food.
[00:46:18] <Bytram> I was in a hurry, so I just got a quart of hot and spicy soup to go; just finished it a short while ago.
[00:46:43] <Bytram> there's something in their chiles that clears up my sinuses right quick.
[00:47:13] <Bytram> on an entirely separate matter, i've got a regex question
[00:47:51] <Bytram> is there an order-independent way to tell if something contains 3 diferent things? e.g. 'foo', 'bar', and 'buzz' ??
[00:48:20] <Bytram> the best I've come up with is something along the lines of: /(foo|bar|buzz){3,}/
[00:48:33] <Bytram> but, that ALSO matches foo foo foo
[00:48:37] <Bytram> :/
[01:02:50] <SpallsHurgenson> don't look at me, I'm just here for the free bubblegum
[01:16:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Walmart Keeps an Eye on Its Massive Workforce - http://sylnt.us - getting-management's-attention
[01:22:53] <cmn32480> Free bubblegum????? WHARE????
[01:23:35] <Bytram> on the souls of your shoes
[01:27:24] <cmn32480> oh good
[01:27:36] <cmn32480> I'm so glad it isn't on the soles of my shoes
[01:30:58] <SpallsHurgenson> Sometimes, I think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. 'Smart Shoes' they were called. It was a neat idea: no matter how blind drunk you were, they could always get you home. But he got ratted one night in Oslo and woke up the next morning in Burma. You see, the shoes got bored just going from his local to the flat.
[01:31:04] <SpallsHurgenson> They wanted to see the world, like, you know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down, you know. Last thing he heard, they'd sort of, erm, robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, you see.
[01:31:09] <SpallsHurgenson> Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was alright and all that, like, and that the shoes were happy and that they'd gone to heaven. You see, it turns out shoes have 'soles'.
[01:32:17] <SpallsHurgenson> (sorry for the splooge, but that joke always comes to mind when people mention shoes and souls :)
[01:32:45] <Bytram> 'The Sole of a New Machine' :P
[01:38:31] <Bytram> http://www.theatlantic.com
[01:38:32] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03The Return of SETI - The Atlantic
[01:39:05] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[01:39:06] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03Sued for using HTTPS: Big brands told to cough up in crypto patent fight • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[01:43:07] <chromas> Another reason to invent and use p2p interwebz
[01:47:01] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[01:47:33] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, I just mail my bits individually, each one sent via a seperate postcard
[01:48:58] <Bytram|away> you could save a lot on postage by just using one postcard for the odd bits and another one for the even bits; would only need two postcards and two stamps, that way!
[01:49:22] <SpallsHurgenson> have you seen that stuff I'm into? all my bits are odd :)
[01:49:22] <Bytram|away> signing off
[01:49:26] <Bytram|away> !uid
[01:49:27] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5967, owned by Tupper
[01:49:50] <chromas> where?
[01:50:41] * chromas quickly registers new account
[01:52:25] * SpallsHurgenson admires chromas's sophisticated sense of humor
[02:01:38] <cmn32480> when?
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[02:23:54] <SpallsHurgenson> you missed it; chromas was being clever.
[02:24:01] <SpallsHurgenson> shame too; it's almost certain never to happen again :)
[02:26:53] <chromas> Every couple years
[02:33:03] * cmn32480 wonders if he used up next year's clever early
[02:47:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'World's Sexiest Robot' Causes a Frenzy at Beijing Tech Conference - http://sylnt.us - Rosie++
[02:47:42] <SpallsHurgenson> probably; all we're gonna hear from him is bad puns and fart jokes for the next 36 months :)
[02:51:59] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe a "yo momma" comment on one of his better days :)
[02:54:54] <SpallsHurgenson> but remember: as dismal an existence as that may seem to you and me, it always could be worse.
[02:54:59] <SpallsHurgenson> he could be from new zealand :)
[03:00:25] * chromas is in very humorous dept
[03:00:48] <cmn32480> bad puns and fart jokes????
[03:01:00] <cmn32480> THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:02:09] * Subsentient farts
[03:02:32] * chromas critiques
[03:03:24] <SpallsHurgenson> oh dear, what have I started
[03:03:36] <chromas> Minty, jammy, flavor notes imparted by its crushed red fruit, woody tanins
[03:04:21] <Subsentient> I used to have this sofa at my old place. I slept on it every night. I often didn't shower for a week at a time. It smelled, a lot. It didn't smell like ass though. It did earn a nickname to me.
[03:04:23] <chromas> ~count nick=Spalls message=what have I started
[03:04:26] <exec_> 03
[03:04:26] <exec_>  http://chromas.0x.no
[03:04:27] <Subsentient> "The couch of a thousand cheeses"
[03:05:04] <chromas> but no asscheese?
[03:05:30] <Subsentient> Nope, just the regular kinds.
[03:05:59] <chromas> ~count nick=Spalls message=what have I started
[03:06:01] <Subsentient> Often you could smell canned aerosol cheese across the room, and then realized it was the couch.
[03:06:02] <exec_> 032
[03:06:48] <chromas> if you puke on it then you can add parmesan to the list
[03:07:25] <Subsentient> mmm
[03:08:06] <SpallsHurgenson> well... I guess it could be worse
[03:08:15] <SpallsHurgenson> at least there aren't any New Zealanders here
[03:08:19] <chromas> velveta?
[03:08:32] <Subsentient> chromas: The armrests smelled like that.
[03:09:04] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... maybe I didn't say it loud enough
[03:09:18] <cmn32480> he's really not here spalls
[03:09:20] <Subsentient> The back cushions smelled like kraft singles, and the "regular" sitting cushions smelled like aerosol cheese.
[03:09:25] <SpallsHurgenson> nooooooooooo!
[03:09:37] <SpallsHurgenson> erm, I mean, good! smelly kiwis :)
[03:09:46] <Subsentient> "Couch of a thousand cheeses" indeed.
[03:10:10] <chromas> actual kraft singles? made with real milk? no substitutes or store brands?
[03:10:21] <cmn32480> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[03:10:21] <Bender> Added quote 611
[03:10:23] <Subsentient> yup, they smell different than the fake shit
[03:10:48] <cmn32480> ~tell jamesnz !quote611
[03:10:49] <exec_> message saved
[03:10:59] <SpallsHurgenson> lol
[03:11:36] <cmn32480> ~tell jamesnz !quote 611 in #soylent. SpallsHurgenson is maligning your people. And he said you should have bedbugs.
[03:11:37] <exec_> message saved
[03:12:17] <cmn32480> yer welcom spalls
[03:12:39] <Subsentient> Oh, don't even fuck around about bed bugs. We just got infested 2 weeks ago from some bad house guests we put up while their apartment opened up
[03:12:45] <SpallsHurgenson> now I must live in fear and dread of an unexpected kiwi attack
[03:12:48] <Subsentient> it's like a spider bite, but they bite you in rows, and they itch for WEEKS
[03:13:19] <Subsentient> I got bug spray and diatomaceous earth and stuff and we got some foggers. Gonna bomb the house tomorrow.
[03:13:25] <Subsentient> (with the foggers)
[03:13:54] <Subsentient> I keep burning bites with cigarettes to get them to stop itching. Otherwise they itch for DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS ARGH
[03:14:58] <Subsentient> Oh, and my modem cooked itself to death yesterday, so I'm using my phone as a modem.
[03:15:07] <Subsentient> Needless to say, servers are down.
[03:15:24] <Subsentient> Hence aqu4bot's absence.
[03:15:37] <cmn32480> so you are saying that Sublinux 3 developement has a few bugs?
[03:15:49] <Subsentient> lol
[03:15:54] <cmn32480> sorry.
[03:15:58] <cmn32480> I cou;dn't help myself
[03:16:04] <Subsentient> Yeah I actually switched packrat to squashfs for package format.
[03:16:17] <Subsentient> I can just mount packages that way without gvfs or any BS like that.
[03:17:04] <Subsentient> Saves time on package decompression and allows easier permissions preservation.
[03:17:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swan song for the V8 engine? - http://sylnt.us - not-the-codec
[03:19:06] <Subsentient> Also working on "reverse installation", where you can recreate a package from your installed version and its metadata in the database.
[03:19:53] <Subsentient> cmn32480: Poke. PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE
[03:20:16] <Subsentient> You're supposed to sit there and go ooh and aah as if everything I say is interesting@
[03:20:19] <cmn32480> sorry... am trying to get final resolution on a problem I hav been fighting since 8am
[03:20:46] <cmn32480> all in all rolling yoru own (distro) sounds like a fun project.
[03:20:55] <cmn32480> I just dont' have the knowledge to do it yet
[03:21:25] <Subsentient> It is. Although I do look at LFS for some things, like compile flags for some packages and certificates.
[03:23:10] <cmn32480> that great wooshing sound was you going far over my head
[03:23:42] <cmn32480> spell it with me: N E W B
[03:24:25] <SpallsHurgenson> w-i-n-d-o-w-s-u-s-e-r?
[03:24:25] <cmn32480> I really am
[03:24:31] <cmn32480> that too
[03:24:45] <cmn32480> how I pay the bills
[03:24:59] <cmn32480> keeps the roof over my head and food in my belly
[03:25:53] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[03:25:54] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03Splooj - Nickelodeon 90's Commercial Spoof - YouTube
[03:26:04] <SpallsHurgenson> well, could be worse... could be n-e-w-z-e-a-l....
[03:26:13] <SpallsHurgenson> you know what, forget it; that joke's done
[03:26:26] <cmn32480> he isn't even here to make it enjoyable
[03:27:25] <cmn32480> gebus
[03:27:33] <cmn32480> 40 minutes to uncompress a file
[03:27:39] <SpallsHurgenson> I know, right? just the sort of behavior you'd expect from a kiwi :)
[03:27:59] * Subsentient wonders about the Arizona jokes
[03:28:31] <cmn32480> ah well.. least I got the fiels ther efor tomorrow adn fixed the authentication
[03:28:34] <SpallsHurgenson> don't mess with Arizona
[03:28:43] <SpallsHurgenson> them's fightin' words!
[03:28:44] * Subsentient is from Arizona
[03:30:28] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, in that case: What is the definition of safe sex down in Arizona? Tying down the legs of the animals that kick.
[03:31:52] <cmn32480> ~weather SpallsHurgenson
[03:31:53] <exec_> 10Bangkok, Thailand - currently 91°F / 33°C, mostly sunny, wind E at 8 mph, humidity 52% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (80°F:92°F / 27°C:33°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:93°F / 26°C:34°C), Thursday isolated thunderstorms (79°F:92°F / 26°C:33°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:90°F / 26°C:32°C)
[03:32:09] <cmn32480> why am I not surprised
[03:32:29] <chromas> Is SpallsHurgenson a Thai ladyboy?
[03:32:36] <cmn32480> why am I not surprised
[03:34:29] <Subsentient> SpallsHurgenson: I was thinking more around the line of "what do you call some vegetables in a trunk in Arizona?
[03:34:33] <Subsentient> Steamed veggies.
[03:34:41] <SpallsHurgenson> "For fifty dollah, I be anyting you want, big spendah!"
[03:34:51] <SpallsHurgenson> no, wait... that's not right
[03:35:10] <SpallsHurgenson> what would I do with that much money?
[03:35:19] <cmn32480> great.. the elves are back....
[03:35:57] <chromas> Subsentient: why are you keeping vegetables in your trunk? take them back to the hospital so their loved ones can pull the plug!
[03:36:08] <SpallsHurgenson> don't mess with the elves. They are immune to sleep spells and get a +1 on locating secret doors!
[03:41:52] <chromas> they also get a +2 resistance to Bad Touch
[03:43:07] <Subsentient> chromas: What do you call a severely brain damaged guy on the sidewalk in Arizona?
[03:43:08] <SpallsHurgenson> stop trying to molest the sidhe, chromas
[03:43:13] <Subsentient> Stir fry.
[03:43:39] <Subsentient> But seriously, 115F is common in Arizona
[03:43:44] <chromas> that's not the answer I would've chosen
[03:43:52] <chromas> "What do you call a severely brain damaged guy on the sidewalk in Arizona?"
[03:43:55] <chromas> Typical
[03:43:58] <chromas> :D
[03:43:59] <Subsentient> lol
[03:44:30] <Subsentient> Did you hear about the college graduate from ASU who went to NYC?
[03:44:32] * chromas awaits Washington-related barbs
[03:44:46] <chromas> no...
[03:44:56] <SpallsHurgenson> no, tell me about the college graduate from ASU who went to NYC!
[03:45:05] <Subsentient> He spent two weeks in a nursing home before he could convince the staff he was under a century old.
[03:45:39] <Subsentient> If you don't get it... People here look a LOT older than they are.
[03:45:44] <SpallsHurgenson> Nursing home? in NYC? Is that what we call our gutters now?
[03:45:47] <Subsentient> Air is very dry and very hot, and the sun hits hard.
[03:46:23] <Subsentient> Even the simpsons did a joke about it
[03:46:39] <chromas> now that's a show that be in the nursing home
[03:48:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swan Song for the V8 Engine? - http://sylnt.us - not-the-codec
[03:55:57] <Subsentient> Anyone ever make a lamp out of a dead radio's cord and a CFL light bulb?
[03:56:10] <SpallsHurgenson> I prefer to sit in teh dark
[03:56:34] <Subsentient> I did, because I have literally no space to put a proper lamp.... >.<
[03:56:48] <Subsentient> it's hanging from my bed post via its cord.
[03:57:36] <Subsentient> I made a duct tape lamp shade. :^3
[03:57:41] <Subsentient> Can you spell "fire hazard"?
[03:57:45] <SpallsHurgenson> you ARE from Arizona
[04:02:49] <Subsentient> SpallsHurgenson: http://imgur.com
[04:02:50] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[04:03:22] <SpallsHurgenson> good god man! That's appalling!
[04:03:33] <SpallsHurgenson> how can you survive in that heat with all that HAIR
[04:04:19] <Subsentient> Well, a rat's gotta have fur!
[04:05:24] <Subsentient> My neckbeard also puts everyone else's to shame.
[04:05:31] <Subsentient> It's... seriously an epic neck beard.
[04:07:01] <SpallsHurgenson> does it talk to you? Tell you to do things?
[04:07:36] <Subsentient> SpallsHurgenson: It mostly tells me to bathe in peanut butter.
[04:09:19] <SpallsHurgenson> well, that's alright then.
[04:10:24] <cmn32480> ~time
[04:10:25] <exec_> Monday, 30 November 2015 @ 11:10 pm EST - Baltimore, MD, USA
[04:19:10] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, its the end of the old month and beginning of the new... I'm supposed to do stuff when that happens
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[04:26:58] <SpallsHurgenson> thought he'd never leave :)
[04:27:01] <SpallsHurgenson> What do tornadoes and graduates from Arizona State University have in common? They both end up in trailer parks.
[04:27:11] <SpallsHurgenson> Whats the difference between Tuscon and yogurt? Yogurt has an active living culture.
[04:27:16] <SpallsHurgenson> What's the first thing an Arizona girl does when she wakes up in the morning? Walks home.
[04:27:41] <cmn32480> yer awful
[04:27:56] <SpallsHurgenson> it's true, it's true :)
[04:29:46] <cmn32480> ok
[04:29:48] <cmn32480> time for bed
[04:29:59] <cmn32480> good night cruel world
[04:30:06] <SpallsHurgenson> wait!
[04:30:18] <SpallsHurgenson> where you at, so I can make fun of your hometown after you leave? :)
[04:30:20] <cmn32480> about 250lbs, why?
[04:30:39] <cmn32480> look up about 10-15 lines and it'll say
[04:30:48] <cmn32480> night spalls
[04:30:55] <cmn32480> ~g'night everybody!
[04:30:57] * exec_ cohesively throws a DD cup of skittles at everybody!
[04:31:00] <SpallsHurgenson> Baltimore? Oh c'mon that's too easy
[04:31:06] <cmn32480> I know.
[04:31:12] <cmn32480> living near there is a freakingr iot
[04:31:15] * SpallsHurgenson refuses to accept the challenge
[04:31:34] <cmn32480> s/iot/riot/
[04:31:34] <sedctl> <cmn32480> living near there is a freakingr riot
[04:31:40] <cmn32480> ok
[04:31:43] <cmn32480> suit yourself
[04:31:52] <cmn32480> ~g'night spalls
[04:31:55] * exec_ clumsily blows a buzz saw of dag at spalls
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[04:48:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Amazon Delivery Drone Prototype Adds Wings and Rear Propeller - http://sylnt.us - constant-droning-sound
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[04:56:59] <SpallsHurgenson> aww, subs came and went before I could make fun of Arizona some more :(
[05:20:20] <SpallsHurgenson> downloaded 239GB of data in November...
[05:21:52] <SpallsHurgenson> sort of disappointed, since I managed 215GB last November and that was on slow DSL; what do I have all this bandwidth for if I'm not even using it?
[05:23:32] <Gravis> subs?
[05:23:33] <chromas> it lets you tout a bigger number than you had before
[05:24:41] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm, do you think I could impress women with my big downloads? :)
[05:25:05] <chromas> Yes. Also show them the size of your toolbar
[05:26:08] <chromas> "Hey babe; you ever see a man with non-modal dialogs?"
[05:26:33] <SpallsHurgenson> should I marry the woman who is impressed by that line?
[05:27:01] <Gravis> chromas: that's when your shirt changes to an advertisement with a close button. ;)
[05:27:09] <chromas> The great thing is you can do other things while you wait for an answer :D
[05:27:43] <SpallsHurgenson> a lot of women who like big toolbars have a bad case of PUPs though... you gotta be careful they don't infect you too :)
[05:30:05] <chromas> This is true
[05:30:46] <chromas> But that's why you should have her run ccleaner first and check her back door, which is not secret
[05:31:07] <SpallsHurgenson> you pre-empted my Wargames quote!
[05:34:22] <SpallsHurgenson> just for that, I'm going to bed!
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[05:34:35] <chromas> be sure to spin up some torrents first
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[06:18:51] <crutchy> http://www.smh.com.au
[06:18:52] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03Hotel worker Michael Nolan sacked over Facebook post to Clementine Ford
[06:19:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japan to Resume Whaling, Fleet Sails to Antarctic Tuesday - http://sylnt.us - captain-ahab
[06:55:03] <crutchy> http://www.latimes.com
[06:55:04] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03Longer waits at the checkout counter? Blame credit cards with chip technology - LA Times
[06:55:20] <crutchy> chip technology.. sooo yesterday
[06:56:10] <crutchy> i thought LA would have been at the forefront of new tech. even in upside down land paypass/paywave/etc is available in most stores
[06:56:22] <crutchy> takes about a second to pay
[07:05:39] <crutchy> what... the... fuck... https://www.youtube.com
[07:05:39] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03American Exceptionalism on Display - YouTube
[07:27:08] <crutchy> looks like obama's having another shot at grabbing guns
[07:27:31] <crutchy> might not work though cos only 3 people died. he might have to manufacture a bigger massacre
[07:37:49] <chromas> the "insert-your-chip-card transactions" should also just take about a second. I think it's just 'cause there's retards involved
[07:38:17] <chromas> for example, Trader Joe's is popular with hipsters
[07:41:15] <crutchy> chip transactions take longer here too. mainly cos you gotta enter a pin
[07:42:03] <crutchy> with paywave you just plonk your card on the reader for about a second and then walk off
[07:42:38] <chromas> Sounds exploitable
[07:43:00] <chromas> That video, though; that's not a massacre. That's just black friday. Looked a little tame actually
[07:43:37] <chromas> I like how it ends with "BAI OUR GOLDZ!!"
[07:43:47] <chromas> almost like it's fox new channel :)
[07:43:48] <crutchy> nfc is exploitable. i keep my card next to an al foil layer in my wallet
[07:44:20] <chromas> What if someone has a directional antenna aimed at the terminal?
[07:44:54] <crutchy> peter schiff is a gold bug, but i like him cos he understands how the economy works. he predicted the '08 crisis and the Fed's response to it
[07:45:07] <crutchy> i think with NFC you gotta be pretty colse
[07:45:10] <crutchy> *close
[07:45:55] <crutchy> apparently what you gotta watch out for is in trains n stuff, where you're packed in close
[07:46:44] * chromas notes that Ben Stein was one to laugh on tv at the financial crisis
[07:47:38] <crutchy> like this one: https://www.youtube.com
[07:47:39] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 038/18/2007-One Of Peters' Favorites: Flashback Of Peter Schiff Vs. Ben Stein Friends - YouTube
[07:49:31] <chromas> aha!
[07:49:36] <chromas> she just said we shouldn't pull out
[07:49:59] <chromas> probably fundamental christian :D
[07:50:38] <crutchy> she likes it deep
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[07:57:00] <crutchy> yo Subsentient
[07:57:05] <crutchy> how goes?
[07:57:48] <Subsentient> crutchy: Modem committed suicide by fire, servers and aqu4bot are down, using phone as a modem.
[07:58:08] <crutchy> hmm. yeah modems do that
[07:58:11] <crutchy> bugger'
[07:58:28] <crutchy> you tethered?
[07:58:46] <crutchy> mobile_tethering++
[07:58:47] <Bender> karma - mobile_tethering: 2
[07:59:46] <SirFinkus> crutchy: I don't like his eyes
[07:59:50] <SirFinkus> I think he's a lizard
[08:01:11] <crutchy> who?
[08:01:15] <crutchy> ben stein?
[08:01:28] <crutchy> he's definitely a lizard
[08:01:40] <SirFinkus> no, peter schiff
[08:01:53] <crutchy> k
[08:01:56] <SirFinkus> they move independently, like a chameleon
[08:01:58] <chromas> looooool http://www.imdb.com
[08:02:00] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2008) - IMDb
[08:02:06] <crutchy> maybe he's a lizard that knows a lot about economics
[08:02:23] <SirFinkus> you can tell he's looking for insects to slurp up
[08:02:48] <chromas> ben stein's pretty ugly too, though
[08:03:03] <crutchy> there's plenty of insects on the financial programs he goes on
[08:03:33] <SirFinkus> no results for "Peter Schiff lizard" on youtube
[08:03:41] <SirFinkus> so we may be safe
[08:03:53] <chromas> or we have work to do
[08:03:54] <SirFinkus> he did lick his lips like a lizard too
[08:04:18] <crutchy> i honestly dunno why he bothers. he talks to a lot of dumbshits
[08:04:56] <chromas> hey guys
[08:05:06] <chromas> Happy WORLD AIDS DAY!!!
[08:05:40] <chromas> Okay, I've raised awareness. Now what?
[08:05:49] <SirFinkus> how are you celebrating chromas?
[08:06:41] <SirFinkus> I'm having unprotected anal sex while injecting methamphetamine using a shared needle
[08:06:43] <chromas> Headin' on down to the whatever the hispanic version of the ghetto is and rawdoggin' it
[08:07:02] <chromas> Bender: grab SirFinkus
[08:07:02] <Bender> Added quote 612
[08:07:03] <SirFinkus> while breastfeeding
[08:07:32] <chromas> I guess it's still called a ghetto
[08:07:47] <chromas> Remember to wear the right color of ribbon
[08:08:16] <SirFinkus> tie a red ribbon round the old... oh wait
[08:08:18] <SirFinkus> nevermind
[08:08:57] <chromas> "14 Warm Drink Recipes to Keep You Cozy, From Hot Chocolate to Hot Toddies"
[08:09:04] <chromas> hm, I thought toddies were breasts
[08:09:22] <SirFinkus> I won't tell you what I thought "warm drink" was
[08:09:33] <SirFinkus> I mean, fuck, you don't need a recipe for urine
[08:09:36] <chromas> apparently it's alcoholic
[08:10:22] <chromas> chromas' secret urine recipe: 3 cups beer, 1 kidney, time
[08:10:56] <chromas> s/cup/case/
[08:10:56] <sedctl> <chromas> chromas' secret urine recipe: 3 cases beer, 1 kidney, time
[08:13:21] <chromas> oh shit. just realized firefox is downloading files to /tmp, which is a ramdisk
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[08:23:57] <crutchy> lol
[08:23:58] <crutchy> http://www.smh.com.au
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[08:23:59] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03The future of work: Facebook's open plan offices
[08:24:03] <crutchy> what a dump
[08:25:06] <crutchy> zuckerburg: "i've blown so much money on shit, you guys are gunna have to work in an unfinished shed. but don't worry, we're calling it an 'open office'"
[08:26:13] <chromas> more like a libreoffice
[08:26:25] <chromas> looks like a walmart
[08:26:44] <nick> was unlikely that facebook would give its employees any privacy
[08:27:01] <nick> not exactly in the company ethos
[08:27:09] <chromas> well, they do, then they take it away
[08:27:18] <crutchy> it looks like a horrible work environment
[08:27:42] <crutchy> i'd be hiding under my desk just to find some peace and quiet
[08:27:58] <crutchy> the echo chamber shed wouldn't help either
[08:28:08] <chromas> "The Facebook Wall" Thought they got rid of the wall
[08:28:33] <nick> looks like a scam call center operation, one morning the whole place will be cleared out
[08:28:39] <nick> no evidence left of any employees or the company
[08:28:52] <chromas> ooh, it's a campus. /me goes off to ensure the one-in-four statistic remains valid
[08:29:06] <nick> "what officer? office? no this has been an empty warehouse since 2007".
[08:34:50] <crutchy> livin it up like its 1999 again
[08:35:32] <crutchy> pets.facebook.com
[08:37:00] <crutchy> i'm jealous of the 'no office phone' bit
[08:37:26] <crutchy> i hate phones almost as much as i fuckin 'ate pikeys
[08:40:51] <crutchy> "The desks lack dividers, so there's no place to push-pin photos, conference badges or Dilbert cartoons. You can't hang a family photo calendar. But photos are for posting to Facebook or Instagram
[08:40:51] <crutchy> Read"
[08:41:04] <crutchy> that's a bit sad
[08:41:22] <crutchy> who doesn't like having a pic of their kids hanging up by their desk?
[08:42:05] <crutchy> oh wait this is facebook, where the employees are kids
[08:45:06] <nick> you have a place to express your personality
[08:45:10] <nick> your facebook profile
[08:45:21] * crutchy shudders
[08:46:00] <crutchy> i guess to some people that kind of work environment is nice. they can have at it
[08:46:23] <nick> you can pin whatever you like to that, then it can be analysed and indexed appropriately, much more labour intensive to monitor what people are doing in their cubicles in the same way
[08:46:31] <crutchy> most university campuses look more organized than that joint
[08:46:36] <nick> and then you have to rely on the people watching the people to actually do it properly
[08:46:53] <nick> if it's all on facebook, the algorithms do it all
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[08:47:35] <crutchy> they must get embarrassed taking corporate visitors around. "and this is our open office layout. isn't it nice?" /gag
[08:48:01] <crutchy> "please leave your first impressions in the designated bins on your way out"
[08:48:27] <chromas> crutchy: s/des.*ins/timeline/
[08:48:28] <sedctl> <chromas> <crutchy> "please leave your first impressions in the timeline on your way out"
[08:48:29] <nick> depends what the coporate vistors want to see
[08:48:48] <nick> they might be impressed that facebook isn't wasting time and money on giving their employees a pleasant working environment
[08:49:00] <crutchy> maybe
[08:49:10] <crutchy> productivity is bad, mkay
[08:49:37] <crutchy> oh i know why
[08:49:43] <crutchy> cos it works for the chinese
[08:50:22] <crutchy> facebookconn
[08:50:25] <nick> well, if that's good enough for the UK government, why not facebook
[08:50:41] <nick> "The health secretary suggested that cuts to UK tax credits would motivate Britons to work as hard as people in China"
[08:51:19] <chromas> what
[08:51:22] <crutchy> it might if britons actually got to keep the fruits of their labor
[08:51:30] <chromas> "I will totally work harder if I must pay moar taxes"
[08:52:19] <nick> the idea that there is a large percentage of the population not working hard is laughable in my opinion
[08:52:26] <crutchy> political progressives are inflicted with a brain disease, so there's not much point arguing with them
[08:52:41] <nick> everyone's chasing the property market millionaire dragon, or aspiring to more and more consumerist tat so are working longer and longer
[08:52:43] <crutchy> they think taxes solve everything
[08:52:59] <crutchy> its called keynesianitis
[08:53:20] <chromas> or taxachusetts
[08:53:45] <crutchy> chromas, s/u/ew/
[08:53:45] <sedctl> <crutchy> <chromas> or taxachewsetts
[08:53:47] <nick> it's framed the economic debate very nicely though, it's almost exclusively about taxes
[08:53:58] <crutchy> only for the left
[08:54:14] <nick> the right too
[08:54:16] <crutchy> the austrian economists have always been about lower spending
[08:54:19] <nick> because if you get a right wing government in
[08:54:21] <nick> they lower taxes
[08:54:33] <nick> they might increase the cost of living and the number of taxes you pay
[08:54:42] <crutchy> not much point lowering taxes unless they cut spending
[08:54:49] <nick> but the percentage points on the big ones like income tax, can be shown to be lower than the damn leftist lazy scum
[08:55:29] <nick> well, the current UK gov got 27bn for doing shit all, because someone made some projections about the government not paying as much interest on debt, and getting more taxes in
[08:55:44] <nick> with nothing to back that up really, besides, "well last month was awful, so things must be getting better from now"
[08:55:59] <nick> so that meant the government could brag about its fiscal responsibility without actually doing anything at all
[08:56:15] <crutchy> most keynesian economists have their heads in the ssand
[08:56:31] <crutchy> its quite normal for them
[08:56:45] <crutchy> but yeah politicians love them
[08:57:04] <nick> while the whole economic system is not on any kind of solid foundation, arguments over taxes are faily redundant
[08:57:42] <nick> the uk gov lowered taxes in the highest income bracket, what they do neglect to mention is that income bracket also got moved lower, so more people are paying higher taxes
[08:57:47] <crutchy> i listen to guys like peter schiff cos they explain in gruesome detail about what will happen and why
[08:57:57] <nick> so now they get to show how awesome they are, as they lowered taxes, but yet get more in, and there's more higher rate payers now
[08:57:58] <crutchy> and then more often than not it happens
[08:58:02] <nick> the system works!
[08:58:22] <nick> yeah, peter schiff says some valid things
[08:58:55] <crutchy> he's a whacko that is looking for business, but he has his head screwed on at least
[08:59:12] <crutchy> the videos of him in the congressional hearings were awesome
[08:59:27] <crutchy> he fkin pwned them all
[09:00:06] <nick> i was quite impressed by ralph nader's open letter to the federal reserve
[09:00:16] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[09:00:17] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03Mr. Schiff goes to Washington. Peter Schiff's - First Congressional Testimony - YouTube
[09:00:32] <nick> i might check that out later, was supposed to be at work an hour ago
[09:00:44] <crutchy> "i'm in the financial doom and gloom business, and thanks to this body etc, business is booming
[09:00:46] <crutchy> "
[09:00:48] <crutchy> classic
[09:01:40] <nick> i'll take a look when i get home later
[09:01:42] <nick> until then
[09:01:44] * nick hat tip
[09:01:48] <nick> always a pleasure, crutchy
[09:01:59] <crutchy> have fun o/
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[09:22:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anti-Racism Billboard Campaign Displays Nearby Geolocated Comments - http://sylnt.us - public-humiliation
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[10:09:02] <crutchy> hmm. this might be that australian defence force recruitment videa i saw when i was in high school, but i can't see the logo very well.
[10:09:03] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[10:09:04] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03ACDC Thunderstruck Official Music Video! - YouTube
[10:09:36] <crutchy> we use blackhawks and chinooks n shit
[10:14:09] <crutchy> maybe its british or summin
[10:19:49] <chromas> ~deb spacephallus
[10:19:50] <exec_> E: No packages found
[10:19:52] <chromas> ~aur spacephallus
[10:19:54] <exec_> 02A fun shoot-em-up in which you fight against hordes of evil space penises
[10:19:54] <exec_> 02https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/spacephallus/
[10:26:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:26:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1934
[10:48:51] <crutchy> ermagerd! arch has a package that debian doesn't!?
[10:49:15] <chromas> his install may not have the extra repos set up
[10:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> well duh, arch has ALL OF THE PACKAGES
[10:49:18] <crutchy> i thought debian was supposed to have the hugerest package of them all
[10:50:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, every time i see a new enlightenment release i think to myself that i should try it out. then i remember what an utter pita it is to get a usable system on it.
[10:51:10] <crutchy> ~g debian spacephallus
[10:51:11] <exec_> [google] charliesgames.com/tempsite/games/spacephallus.html
[10:51:20] <crutchy> derp
[10:51:41] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, its supposed to be elightening :P
[10:52:08] <crutchy> ~define i farted
[10:52:09] <exec_> i farted: unable to find definition
[10:52:32] <crutchy> ~define-add i farted, something that chromas' dog says a lot
[10:52:33] <exec_> definition for term "i farted" set to "something that chromas' dog says a lot"
[10:52:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's like going back to slackware. to quote Dr. Smith from lost in space: oh the pain, the pain
[10:52:59] <crutchy> ~define i farted
[10:53:00] <exec_> [local] i farted: something that chromas' dog says a lot
[10:53:08] <crutchy> woohoo... local?
[10:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm? oh i dunno
[10:53:47] <crutchy> meh. i have nfi how that script works anymore :p
[10:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> should just get him to give you a shell and put exec somewhere group writable.
[10:54:09] <crutchy> gitweb++
[10:54:09] <Bender> karma - gitweb: 1
[10:54:56] <crutchy> gitweb++ # its sorta like gitlab but without shitty ruby
[10:54:56] <Bender> karma - gitweb: 2
[10:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:55:31] <chromas> ooh, power interruption notice. My precious uptimes! :'(
[10:55:54] <crutchy> errr neerrr!!!!!!!
[10:56:02] <crutchy> better stock up on batteries
[10:56:18] <crutchy> just tell them you're a prepper and they will think its normal
[10:56:19] <chromas> Might be a good time to take a nap, too
[10:56:44] <crutchy> gotta be ready for government zombies
[10:57:15] <chromas> zombies are better than government; at least it's always legal to kill them
[10:57:17] <chromas> oooh
[10:57:22] <chromas> but what if it wasn't?
[10:57:34] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, chromas' wake time is the same as his uptime
[10:57:44] <chromas> What if there were zombie lawyers serving papers to those who've killed other zombies
[10:58:01] <crutchy> aren't lawyers already zombies?
[10:58:34] <chromas> zombie occifers, zombie penises, zombie paramedics denying medical care?
[10:58:49] <crutchy> or maybe only the lawyers working for SCO are zombies
[10:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid chili, why must you be so yummy at one end and so foul at the other.
[11:00:19] <chromas> You just need more cornbread
[11:00:42] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, chromas feeds his dog chili
[11:01:32] <chromas> ~action <#> gives tama beans an' cornbread
[11:01:45] <chromas> aw
[11:01:54] <chromas> ~do <#> gives tama beans an' cornbread
[11:02:10] <crutchy> just don't eat cornbread around angry women in spaceships chasing after xenomorphs
[11:02:11] <chromas> expressionctl start frowning
[11:02:57] * TheMightyBuzzard fires up the sensi pot
[11:03:24] <crutchy> chromas, try adding the chr(1)."action blah".chr(1) thingy
[11:03:30] <crutchy> to a ~say command
[11:03:53] <chromas> ~say chr(1)action ting tong chr(1)
[11:03:54] <exec_> chr(1)action ting tong chr(1)
[11:03:55] <crutchy> i dunno how to do a chr(1) in stupid hexchat :(
[11:04:00] <chromas> ~say $chr(1)action ting tong $chr(1)
[11:04:02] <exec_> $chr(1)action ting tong $chr(1)
[11:04:26] <crutchy> the ascii char 1
[11:04:42] <chromas> ~say <#>
[11:04:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> 0x07 was more fun back in the day.
[11:05:00] <crutchy> chromas++
[11:05:00] <Bender> karma - chromas: 133
[11:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> meant wake the fuck up, bitches
[11:05:46] <crutchy> x marks the 007
[11:06:14] <crutchy> now we have a dog shit emoji for that
[11:06:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, apparently it STILL works if you enter it in hexchat
[11:06:40] <chromas> 
[11:06:55] <chromas> I just get the bel box
[11:07:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[11:07:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> beeps for me
[11:07:21] <crutchy> chromas, you need a commodore 64
[11:07:21] <chromas> I guess Qt's more polite ;)
[11:07:39] <crutchy> only modern computers have bells
[11:07:48] <chromas> and whistles
[11:09:15] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, ooh they have the internet on computers now
[11:09:31] * chromas hunts for a gtk-based, but non-guhnome, character map thinger
[11:09:54] <crutchy> bytram.exe
[11:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> character maps are for pansies who don't keep a yellow legal pad on their desk
[11:10:58] <crutchy> mine is green
[11:11:08] <chromas> Is one pad enough for unichode?
[11:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> only the important ones need written down💩
[11:11:35] <crutchy> i even have fancy scribble pads with company logos on them
[11:11:47] <chromas> =poo
[11:11:47] <[BleepBloop]> 💩
[11:11:49] * exec_ chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[11:11:52] <chromas> oh yeah; just use the bot
[11:11:59] <crutchy> ~link poo
[11:12:03] <exec_> └─ "poo" not found
[11:12:04] <chromas> =💩
[11:12:04] <[BleepBloop]> poo
[11:12:06] <crutchy> doh!
[11:12:17] <crutchy> no links file
[11:12:35] <chromas> ~say
[11:12:50] <crutchy> ~say feed me paper
[11:12:51] <exec_> feed me paper
[11:13:52] <crutchy> .macro .feedme * privmsg https://www.youtube.com
[11:13:54] <exec_> 02 *** macro with trigger ".feedme" and PRIVMSG command template "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tPuTHlVIM" saved
[11:13:59] <crutchy> .feedme
[11:14:06] <crutchy> :(
[11:14:23] <chromas> exec_ -> triggerd
[11:14:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> trigger warnings trigger me
[11:14:42] <exec_> warn me next time, mang
[11:14:56] <Bytram|away> http://bigstory.ap.org
[11:15:48] <chromas> ^ 03Arkansas a refuge from rising seas in Marshall Islands
[11:16:12] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[11:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that's strange n unsusuusususual (had to remember how to stop spelling that)
[11:16:21] <Bytram> chromas: thanks.
[11:16:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram
[11:16:50] <Bytram> was hoping to get a link that didn't look like it had a tracker built into it.
[11:16:52] <chromas> some day I'll fix it ;)
[11:16:52] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: mornin.
[11:16:55] <Bytram> coffe++
[11:16:55] <Bender> karma - coffe: -1
[11:17:00] <Bytram> chromas: np
[11:17:45] <Bytram> Hmmm, I wonder...
[11:17:48] <chromas> here you go: bigstory.ap.org/article/151c97eb4916418bb459d413fd1fc2ca/
[11:17:54] <Bytram> http://bigstory.ap.org
[11:17:54] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03Arkansas a refuge from rising seas in Marshall Islands
[11:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i lurves me some shitposting porn chicks.
[11:18:12] <Bytram> http://bigstory.ap.org
[11:18:13] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03Content not found
[11:18:19] <chromas> link, dogg skillet
[11:18:31] <Bytram> so, the hex string is the link and the rest is eye-candy for humans?
[11:18:41] <chromas> my tests confirm it
[11:18:57] <chromas> I've seen that before too
[11:19:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[11:19:25] <chromas> 16 bytes
[11:19:33] * TheMightyBuzzard bytes chromas
[11:19:42] <Bytram> that should be enough to identify *anyone* :P
[11:21:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, now actual smoke break this time
[11:23:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swedish Court: 'We Cannot Ban Pirate Bay' - http://sylnt.us - sweet-life-if-a-short-one
[11:24:13] <chromas> "The human brain isn't particularly good at basic logic and now there's a whole career in doing nothing but really, really complex logic. Vast chains of abstract conditions and requirements have to be picked through to discover things like missing commas. Doing this all day leaves you in a state of mild aphasia as you look at people's faces while they're speaking and you don't know they've finished because there's no semicolon."
[11:25:03] <crutchy> speaking of logic. this is not: https://www.youtube.com
[11:25:03] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03OMFG - Hello 1 HOUR - YouTube
[11:27:49] * Bytram offers chromas a ';'
[11:28:07] <Bytram> chromas: was that from a link somewhere?
[11:30:12] <chromas> yeah
[11:30:52] <Bytram> good to know. :/
[11:30:58] <chromas> http://gizmodo.com
[11:30:59] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03Coding Sucks: Why a Job in Programming Is Absolute Hell
[11:31:01] <Bytram> mind sharing it?
[11:31:04] <Bytram> lol
[11:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... final fantasy 13 or memory caching for the site today?
[11:37:15] * TheMightyBuzzard debates the merits of each carefully
[11:37:52] <Bytram> might one argue that memory caching for the site might be a fantasy?
[11:38:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's like 70% done already
[11:38:24] <Bytram> noice!
[11:39:08] <Bytram> chromas: that's a fun read! still working my way through it. Maybe submit it in a story? Would be good opportunity for people to vent pent-up frustrations.
[11:39:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> just gotta rewrite one sub then go through and make all the calls use that sub instead of the old one.
[11:39:45] <Bytram> modularity++
[11:39:45] <Bender> karma - modularity: 1
[11:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. after i get done we'll be able to switch to any kind of caching we want just by making a Slash::Cache::Whatever module for it.
[11:42:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> memcached stuff was all hardcoded in, no modularity.
[11:43:04] <Bytram> ugh. I am only somewhat surprised.
[11:43:27] * Bytram has been thinking of parameterizing the funding goal sidebar stuff.
[11:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> was a comment above it that we should do it the way i'm doing it but nobody ever had.
[11:43:59] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:44:05] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:44:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1935
[11:44:06] <Bytram> brb
[11:47:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, Bytram, see if ya can queue the node.js advisory up for sometime today? the fix releases today sometime.
[11:54:57] <Bytram> k
[11:55:25] <Bytram> you wnt me to move it up in the queue for an earlier in the day release?
[11:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing's on fire right now. sometime before noon should be fine.
[11:56:56] <Bytram> ok
[11:57:19] <Bytram> I just noticed the submission is the entire text of the el reg story. ima gonna hafta cut it down dome.
[11:57:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> serves em right for writing such a short story
[11:58:15] <Bytram> hat tip for actually including the story's links instead of a cop-n-paste of just the text
[11:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i do that unless they're linking to their own past stories.
[11:59:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll do up another sub then go play me some vidya
[12:00:13] <crutchy> that coding sucks article is awesome
[12:00:26] <crutchy> se true its kinda depressing
[12:00:31] <crutchy> *so
[12:00:57] <Bytram> just a wee bit over the top, but sadly there is truth there, too.
[12:02:02] <crutchy> "This is a world where people eschew sex to write a programming language for orangutans" lmao thank goodness i haven't quite got this far
[12:02:18] <crutchy> though i'm not sure what the 'sex' thing is :/
[12:02:41] <Bytram> depends on whether it is a noun or verb
[12:03:59] <Bytram> the El Reg article looks to be an extraction from an Information Week article
[12:04:32] <Bytram> *InfoWorld
[12:06:48] <Bytram> ugh. connection just got dropped on me. :/
[12:11:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> was it heavy?
[12:11:42] <chromas> Bytram: s/\./ foot./2
[12:11:42] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bytram> ugh. connection just got dropped on me foot. :/
[12:11:52] <Bytram> lol
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[12:13:08] <crutchy> 3/8" plate and a bunch of 1/2" unc bolts will hurt
[12:13:35] <crutchy> stupid imperial crap
[12:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> imperial units ftw!
[12:14:19] <chromas> is there a metric march?
[12:14:27] <crutchy> smarch
[12:15:35] <crutchy> unix time ftw
[12:15:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> --march=native
[12:15:43] <[BleepBloop]> Karma - march=native: -1
[12:15:56] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes [BleepBloop]
[12:19:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> smakes? Is that when you smack someone with a rubber snake?
[12:20:45] <chromas> well you could use a real one, except it would be cruel to the snake
[12:21:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, s/rubber//
[12:21:08] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <AndyTheAbsurd> smakes? Is that when you smack someone with a snake?
[12:21:24] <chromas> AndyTheAbsurd: s/ snake//
[12:21:24] <sedctl> <chromas> <AndyTheAbsurd> smakes? Is that when you smack someone with a rubber?
[12:24:19] <chromas> one thing I miss from kde is the nicer tray icons. I wonder how they do that
[12:25:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/rubber/one eyed trouser/
[12:25:16] <sedctl> <AndyTheAbsurd> smakes? Is that when you smack someone with a one eyed trouser snake?
[12:25:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, i put a second bar at the top with all my tray icons and systray so they're out of the way.
[12:25:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, precisely
[12:25:57] <chromas> they're not in the way; they're just fugly. it's like 1998 in the corner
[12:27:00] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: story is up; goes out at 12:35 UTC (less than 10 minutes)
[12:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, if i wanted purdy that slows down my system i'd be using compiz and some funky theme for it.
[12:27:06] <Bytram> major rewrite, take a look.
[12:27:20] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: https://soylentnews.org
[12:27:22] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03- SoylentNews User ( https://soylentnews.org )
[12:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> fixing some typo in it
[12:28:12] <crutchy> chromas, lucky you don't have windows 8, cos its 1990 all over
[12:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> you null linked a .
[12:28:33] <Bytram> oops.
[12:28:50] * Bytram goes to look
[12:29:21] <chromas> if I had to use windows 8, I'd go on a rampage
[12:29:37] <Bytram> yep.
[12:29:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> fixed
[12:29:47] * crutchy uses windows 8 at work :(
[12:29:58] <Bytram> no idea how THAT got in there. thanks for the early am hawk eyes!
[12:30:02] <Bytram> nograb
[12:30:21] * crutchy hums the mash theme
[12:30:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... wonder what i'm gonna do about a gaming os when win7 gets end of lifed.
[12:30:50] * crutchy still uses win xp
[12:30:53] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I had had "<a/>" which the clean-up code stripped out, and then inserted compensatory tags.
[12:30:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> steam games i spose.
[12:30:55] <crutchy> fuck end of life
[12:31:15] <Bytram> crutchy: that might be a tab, ummm, challenging to do.
[12:31:23] <Bytram> s/tab/tad/
[12:31:23] <sedctl> <Bytram> crutchy: that might be a tad, ummm, challenging to do.
[12:32:13] <crutchy> cos i'd have to try not get get my brain eaten while i was pounding away?
[12:32:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, not having a computer that can't ever be allowed even on a private network.
[12:32:43] <crutchy> meh. windows xp is gunna get more and more secure as years go by
[12:32:51] <crutchy> less of a target
[12:33:15] <crutchy> windows 3.1 ftw!
[12:33:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> except that the exploits that work on it now will work on it forever and they don't get lost or thrown away.
[12:33:52] <crutchy> there are exploits in everything. even yo mama
[12:34:51] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[12:34:52] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03FBI needs no warrant to see your browsing history, reveals @nickcalyx | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[12:35:13] <Bytram> http://www.computerworld.com
[12:35:13] <[BleepBloop]> ^ 03FBI needs no warrant to see your browsing history, reveals @nickcalyx | Computerworld
[12:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> fbi is welcome to TRY and get my browsing history...
[12:36:54] <crutchy> tis what those black boxes that the NSA installed at your local ISP that sends everything to Utah
[12:37:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> my local isp really is local. it's like six people. no black boxes.
[12:38:57] <Bytram> very very dark gray?
[12:39:20] <crutchy> bytram is into grey boxes
[12:39:34] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, Bytram is into grey boxes
[12:39:38] * Bytram blows a whistle
[12:39:40] * TheMightyBuzzard is into pink ones
[12:39:51] * Bytram finds himself on an international trunk line
[12:39:59] * Bytram hastilyhangs up the phone
[12:40:14] <crutchy> that's why you're surrounded by grey boxes
[12:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'oldschool, Bytram. and anyway that's a blue box.
[12:40:29] <Bytram> given our community, I thnk that ungagged NSL story would get a lot of discussion.
[12:40:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[12:41:07] <Bytram> I don't have time atm, but if someone could put out a sub in the near future, I can get to it before I leave for work.
[12:41:12] <crutchy> the lefties would need something to complain about
[12:41:19] <crutchy> anyways, bed time for me
[12:41:21] <crutchy> ciao
[12:41:30] <Bytram> crutchy: just in the nick of time!
[12:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh
[12:41:45] <Bytram> crutchy: sleep well. hope all is well for ya!
[12:41:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, i wanna play vidya
[12:42:01] <crutchy> thanks mate. all is well. hope for you too
[12:42:08] <Bytram> much appreciated.
[12:42:20] <Bytram> had a 60+ hour week last week, including an 18-hour day.
[12:42:26] <crutchy> dayam!
[12:42:27] <Bytram> just caught a cold.
[12:42:30] <Bytram> life is good.
[12:42:51] <Bytram> it's not so much what is happening in my life,it is how I look at it and deal with it.
[12:42:54] <crutchy> hope you get better soon
[12:43:01] * Bytram wants togo back to bed
[12:43:05] <Bytram> =)
[12:43:10] <Bytram> thansk
[12:43:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> $tell cmn32480 sub http://www.computerworld.com for Bytram. I'm busy playing vidya.
[12:43:15] <crutchy> save your sickies for when you're not sick :p
[12:43:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~tell cmn32480 sub http://www.computerworld.com for Bytram. I'm busy playing vidya.
[12:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid bots
[12:43:39] <Bytram> indirect pointer? nice.
[12:44:15] <Bytram> afk
[12:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> <--- gone only you won't be able to tell cause ZNC.
[12:55:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Node.js Sysadmins: Get Ready to Patch - http://sylnt.us - gonna-need-more-coffee
[13:21:14] [BleepBloop] is now known as NationalSecurityBlan
[13:21:25] NationalSecurityBlan is now known as NationalSecurityBot
[14:03:47] <cmn32480|away> bytram - you should have let the cold go between your legs a la Bill Buckner instead of catching it
[14:03:55] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[14:26:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Paris Attacks Plot was Hatched in Plain Sight - http://sylnt.us - where-did-they-keep-the-eggs?
[15:57:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Algebra Scores Prompt Second Look at Revamped Regents Exams - http://sylnt.us - draw-curves-then-plot-points
[17:02:40] <Gravis> so fucking hilarious. https://soylentnews.org
[17:02:41] <NationalSecurityBot> ^ 03SN comment by [02Runaway1956 (2926)] (02Score:5, Funny)
[17:02:50] <Gravis> i was most of the way through when i noticed it was Runaway and that he was serious.
[17:28:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Automotive Disruption from the Bay Area to Atlanta - http://sylnt.us - tire-kicking-optional
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[18:49:08] <cmn32480> ooooo chromas quit! that's unusual!
[18:54:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> fkn quitter
[18:54:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> quitters never win
[18:54:38] * AndyTheAbsurd isn't sure how you win IRC
[18:55:10] <cmn32480> you get awarded internets and karma
[18:55:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> but I'm going to drink Vytautus Mineral Water so that I can win at things that aren't even competitions!
[18:55:20] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd++
[18:55:21] <Bender> karma - andytheabsurd: 11
[18:59:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beer Domesticated Man - http://sylnt.us - eat,-drink,-and-be-happy
[19:13:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> AndyTheAbsurd-- #that was BRAWNDO you moron!
[19:13:52] * AndyTheAbsurd wins at YELLING
[19:14:39] <cmn32480> NO HE DOESN'T!!! AndyTheAbsurd LOSES AT BEING QUIET!
[19:15:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://www.youtube.com
[19:35:27] <FatPhil> Finally... http://www.theverge.com
[19:40:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> "Flash has been slowly dying over the past decade" NOT FAST ENOUGH!
[19:41:21] * AndyTheAbsurd wonders if he still has a copies of vikingkittens.swf around somewhere
[19:41:33] <cmn32480> i wish I could kill flash
[19:41:50] <cmn32480> unfortunately I have certain infreastructure devices that use it for the interface
[19:41:54] <cmn32480> my phone system
[19:42:04] <cmn32480> my wireless network
[19:44:13] <FatPhil> I don't remember the last time I used adobe's flash. I may have used gnash for something in the last few years though.
[19:44:27] <cmn32480> gnash?
[19:44:56] <FatPhil> gnu floss implementation of apis up to about 9 (so not everything out there)
[19:45:06] <cmn32480> ahhh
[19:45:08] <cmn32480> gotchas
[19:46:16] <FatPhil> Is that worth a sub, do you think?
[19:47:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> yes
[19:47:43] <cmn32480> certainly.
[19:48:02] <cmn32480> anyhtign that abuses flash always garners much discussion and chest thumping.
[19:48:07] <cmn32480> similar to MS articles
[20:00:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GNU CoreUtils Gotchas - http://sylnt.us - features-are-beneficial-bugs
[20:21:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> I just submitted something and it is terrible.
[20:21:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> I apologize for all the work the editors will have to do to fix it (assuming they don't outright reject it).
[20:23:40] <cmn32480> at least we were warned
[20:25:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> I do what I can
[20:25:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> but I can't do the can-can; I don't have the figure for it.
[20:26:12] * cmn32480 wonders if it is worth stealing the SSD out of one of the new laptops and replacing the spinng drive in his current machine with it
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[20:42:32] <cmn32480> http://www.shoprite.com
[20:42:46] <cmn32480> ~titles #soylent
[20:46:24] <cmn32480> ~help
[20:46:25] <exec_> http://sylnt.us
[20:46:31] <cmn32480> fucker
[20:46:59] <cmn32480> ~title on
[20:47:00] <exec_> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[20:52:14] <cmn32480> ~tell chromas - I have enabled titles on exec while you and your bot army are MIA.
[20:52:17] <exec_> message saved
[20:52:39] <cmn32480> ~list-auth
[20:52:40] <exec_> ~q ~rehash ~ps ~kill ~killall ~dest-override ~dest-clear ~buckets-dump ~buckets-save ~buckets-load ~buckets-flush ~buckets-list ~restart ~ignore ~unignore
[20:52:40] <exec_> ~bucket ~copyright ~define-list ~define-source-edit ~define-source-param ~deop ~devoice ~event-test ~exec-add ~exec-del ~exec-irc-raw ~exec-save ~feeds ~forward ~freenode ~invite ~ircd ~journals ~kick ~minion ~mysql ~op ~reader ~relay ~say ~slash-test ~soon ~sql ~startup ~tests ~topic ~users ~voice ~x
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[21:22:23] <crutchy> chromas quit on purpose. cos he had a scheduled power outage or summin
[21:23:09] -!- chromas [chromas!~chromas@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[21:23:15] <crutchy> chromas++
[21:23:15] <Bender> karma - chromas: 134
[21:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[21:25:07] <cmn32480> crutchy - didn't know you were here.
[21:25:21] <cmn32480> is the ~say command operator only? or is it admin too?
[21:25:40] <crutchy> its admin
[21:25:47] <crutchy> only @ commands are operator
[21:26:06] <crutchy> i think there's like. err 4 of them maybe
[21:26:55] <cmn32480> ~rehash
[21:26:58] <exec_> successfully reloaded exec file (160 aliases)
[21:27:04] <cmn32480> currently 5 plus me
[21:27:15] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[21:27:37] <cmn32480> you, bytrm, chroms, TBM, and jugs
[21:27:51] <cmn32480> don't snicker at me buzzard
[21:28:02] <cmn32480> buzzard, try ~say now
[21:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was snickering at my latest bit of trollage. https://soylentnews.org
[21:28:16] <exec_> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | Beer Domesticated Man
[21:28:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~say bitch better have my money
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[21:29:16] <cmn32480> ~say I don't lurve the buzzard
[21:29:18] <exec_> I don't lurve the buzzard
[21:29:29] <cmn32480> interesting. I added you as an admin
[21:29:37] <cmn32480> obviously either exec is broken, or you are
[21:29:39] <crutchy> gotta usse ~restart
[21:29:45] <cmn32480> ~restart
[21:29:48] <exec_> successfully saved buckets file (18.1 kb)
[21:29:49] <crutchy> cos you changed the bot script
[21:29:53] <cmn32480> ooooooooo
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[21:30:02] <cmn32480> I keep learnding from you crutchy
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[21:30:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~say not some, not half, but all my cash
[21:30:29] <crutchy> wow you must be running it on a quicker pyewta than i did
[21:30:31] <exec_> not some, not half, but all my cash
[21:30:31] <cmn32480> your patience is most appreciated
[21:31:33] <cmn32480> Celeron 450 @ 2.2GHz
[21:31:33] * chromas rolls around, rubbing electricity all over himself
[21:31:35] <chromas> had a scheduled power interruption
[21:31:39] <crutchy> the ~rehash command reloads the exec.txt file, initializes buckets, re-runs init and startup commands, etc
[21:31:57] <cmn32480> 32-bit Ubuntu 14.04.02 LTS w/ a whopping 2GB of RAM
[21:32:02] <crutchy> oooh
[21:32:14] <chromas> good thing exec's no java
[21:32:22] <crutchy> that's 200% of what it had when i ran it :p
[21:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds pretty much exactly like my file/minecraft server
[21:32:32] <cmn32480> it was a POS PC that I had laying around the office
[21:32:44] <cmn32480> adn it's an E-Machine!
[21:32:46] <crutchy> i was a stingy bastard and only gave it a gig
[21:34:19] <cmn32480> it is a box that I play with.
[21:34:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> and you were running mysql on it?
[21:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's crazy talk
[21:35:03] <crutchy> mysql don't need much. well, for my pissy little dbs anyway
[21:35:07] <cmn32480> I back up the important bits, including exec, and if I bork it, or it shits the bed, oh well. next POS box in line moves up
[21:35:07] <chromas> does your wife know about this other box you play with?
[21:35:14] <cmn32480> i9t's at the office
[21:35:27] <chromas> ah, office affairs
[21:35:37] <cmn32480> exec is so important, he is on the UPS and generator
[21:35:38] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, cmn32480 has a box in the office
[21:36:08] <crutchy> dammit. i gotta go to workipoos :(
[21:36:14] <cmn32480> be safe crutchy
[21:36:20] <cmn32480> thanks for the short lesson!
[21:36:23] <crutchy> might run hexchat when i get there :p
[21:36:26] <crutchy> see yas soon
[21:36:29] <chromas> cya
[21:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> later tater
[21:39:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=user op=max_uid
[21:39:32] <chromas> oh, oh see? I leave for three hours and there's 'drama' in #systemd. I guess if we need more systemd articles I just need to leave the channel
[21:39:32] <exec_> 02{ "max_uid" : "5968" }
[21:39:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=user op=max_uid /max_uid
[21:39:44] <exec_> 025968
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[21:41:21] <chromas> ~api m=user op=min_uid /min_uid
[21:41:23] <exec_> 02 api error: element "min_uid" not found
[21:43:43] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes chromas
[21:43:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, there we go
[21:44:35] <chromas> I need feminism because my lan server got a difference ip address today
[21:45:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh? you been spending too much time in ##
[21:45:21] <chromas> there's no activity in ##
[21:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought that was where ciri and tama got their freak on
[21:45:48] <chromas> what I'm saying is, it kinda sucks, but it's a first-world problem, like what feminists like to bitch about
[21:46:14] <chromas> this should be a trend
[21:46:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> feminists like to bitch about nonexistent problems
[21:46:31] <chromas> any minor inconvenience should be prefixed with "I need feminism because"
[21:46:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need feminism because my balls itch
[21:47:49] <chromas> exactly
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[21:48:31] <chromas> "When a man scratches his balls, it's fine, but when a woman does it, it's 'strange'!"
[21:48:54] <chromas> welcome back, Sir Crutchins
[21:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, they don't know where it itches
[21:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> they'd hafta just scratch around willy nilly
[21:56:08] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/nilly//
[21:56:08] <sedctl> <crutchy> <TheMightyBuzzard> they'd hafta just scratch around willy
[21:56:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> accurate
[21:58:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[21:58:45] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[21:58:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake crutchy
[21:59:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[21:59:20] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[21:59:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help smake
[21:59:44] <MrPlow> Smake someone
[22:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[22:00:28] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[22:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake crutchy
[22:00:31] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head
[22:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> tried to match $message instead of $message->{body}
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[22:02:47] <chromas> #smake MrPlow
[22:02:47] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head
[22:03:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's a good bot. does what he's told
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[22:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[22:10:51] <chromas> considering adding a filter function to change the nick whenever someone #smakes MrPlow so it smakes them instead?
[22:11:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = $bot->nick("iwonder");
[22:11:13] <MrPlow> iwonder
[22:11:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[22:12:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, he deserves the abuse for not having a nick change method in his bot library.
[22:12:55] <chromas> that's turrible
[22:13:06] <chromas> #smake the botlib devs
[22:13:06] * MrPlow smakes the upside the head
[22:13:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's really a suck library
[22:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> regex only pulls the first word on account of nicks not having spaces
[22:14:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[22:14:32] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[22:14:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake his own self
[22:14:47] * MrPlow smakes his own self upside the head
[22:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = $Bot::BasicBot::VERSION;
[22:18:37] <MrPlow> 0.89
[22:18:43] <chromas> regex? it doesn't split the message up into an object or something? $bot->smake($message.nick)
[22:19:14] <chromas> (split using regex of course ;)
[22:21:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, more like if($message->{body} =~ /.smake\s+(.*)/) { do stuff using $1 from the match}
[22:21:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no need to split it into variables i'm only gonna use the once
[22:21:32] <chromas> oh yeah, durr. forgot about the command part
[22:22:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = $bot->nick("stoopidbot");
[22:22:10] <MrPlow> stoopidbot
[22:22:40] <chromas> #dothis $bar = $bot->quit();
[22:22:40] <MrPlow> Sorry, the dothis op is admin-only
[22:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = $bot->{nick} = 'stoopidbot';
[22:22:50] <MrPlow> stoopidbot
[22:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = $bot->{nick};
[22:23:27] <MrPlow> stoopidbot
[22:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[22:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's changing but he ain't doin nothin with it.
[22:24:10] <chromas> well now it needs to fire off a nick message
[22:24:24] <chromas> does perl have 'events'?
[22:24:44] <cmn32480> sweet
[22:24:47] <cmn32480> VNC is working!
[22:25:01] * cmn32480 wonders how to UNinstall stuff from UBuntu....
[22:25:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> can and this bot uses em but i doubt there's one written for receiving your own nick change message
[22:25:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, there's no method for firing raw irc commands
[22:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> so ya can't extend stuff
[22:26:28] * cmn32480 goes looking for Add/Remove programs....
[22:26:57] <chromas> I liked synaptic package manager when I used deb-ish distros
[22:27:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = $bot->nick_change("stoopidbot");
[22:27:22] <chromas> you can probably do sudo apt-get remove or something
[22:27:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, synaptic was pretty sweet
[22:27:40] <cmn32480> pulling synaptic
[22:27:51] <cmn32480> that's as good a recommendation as any
[22:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = $bot->nick_change("MrPlow", "stoopidbot");
[22:28:31] <cmn32480> and I have to ask.... what fucktard thoguht up the default desktop environment on Ubuntu?
[22:28:41] <cmn32480> what a useless piece of shit
[22:28:48] <chromas> use xubuntu or something
[22:28:59] <cmn32480> I pulled xfce
[22:29:03] <chromas> or since you're installed, you can just install xfce or whatever to get the same result
[22:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly a friend of the fucktard who thought up systemd
[22:29:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> why didn't you start with xubuntu?
[22:29:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> or lxubuntu even better
[22:29:57] <cmn32480> I wanted Lindows...
[22:30:12] <chromas> that died a million years ago
[22:30:34] <cmn32480> I know
[22:30:42] <chromas> holy shit
[22:30:50] <chromas> the wikipedia begbanner is frackin' huuuge
[22:31:04] <cmn32480> ~q
[22:31:14] <exec_> successfully saved buckets file (19.5 kb)
[22:31:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = $bot->{nick} = "MrPlow";
[22:31:18] <MrPlow> MrPlow
[22:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = $bot->nick_change("MrPlow", "stoopidbot");
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[22:31:26] <chromas> looks like lindows' desktop of choice was kde
[22:31:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = $bot->{nick};
[22:31:38] <MrPlow> MrPlow
[22:32:13] <chromas> If you liked kde3, it's still around in the form of Trintity DE
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[22:33:05] <cmn32480> nah. this'll work for now
[22:33:23] <cmn32480> oddly, xfce doens't process the Tab to move to the next field correctly
[22:33:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, that's an event called when someone changes their nick
[22:34:00] <cmn32480> ~queue
[22:34:01] <chromas> it should get the same event when it changes its own nick
[22:34:02] <exec_> error: login failure
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[22:34:14] <cmn32480> <boom>
[22:37:23] <cmn32480> alright kids. I gotta get home
[22:37:27] <cmn32480> see y'all later!
[22:37:42] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[22:40:49] <chromas> well shit, TDE is maintaining its own qt3 fork
[22:41:13] <chromas> I wonder why they didn't make use of all the work KDE did porting 3 to qt4 before throwing it away
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[22:44:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #dothis $bar = $poe_kernel->yield(nick => "stoopidbot");
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[22:50:02] MrPlow is now known as stoopidbot
[22:50:38] stoopidbot is now known as MrPlow
[22:51:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> m'kay, feelin me some dinner bout to come on
[22:55:40] MrPlow is now known as Homer
[22:55:45] Homer is now known as MrPlow
[23:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> rock. got that figgered out and now for some hotwings, booze, and seven of boobs.
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[23:55:16] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5968, owned by iadnah
[23:55:39] * Bytram notes we are approaching UID 6K and wonders if we will reach it before year's end.
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