#Soylent | Logs for 2015-11-22
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[00:15:53] * crutchy is teaching his 6yo daughter how to program
[00:16:44] <crutchy> fuck all them kids programming tools. the easiest is make a new bat file and use windows notepad
[00:17:03] <cmn32480|away> crutchy - ever heard of Fairy Bread?
[00:17:20] <crutchy> 100's and 1000's sprinkles on buttered bread?
[00:17:24] <cmn32480|away> yes
[00:17:28] <crutchy> yummmmm
[00:17:29] <cmn32480|away> my wife wants to know if it is good
[00:17:45] <cmn32480|away> I'll takew that as a yes
[00:17:48] <cmn32480|away> thanks
[00:17:50] <crutchy> its horrible she wouldn't like it. you had better send it all down here
[00:18:04] <cmn32480|away> I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming
[00:18:22] <chromas> due to inflation we can only get 10s and 100s
[00:18:30] <crutchy> lol
[00:18:35] <crutchy> nah its the other way
[00:18:55] <crutchy> she's done her first 'hello world'... or in her case 'hello Lilly'
[00:19:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin cable modem quit serving dhcp reliably. won't serve it at all to either of my routers but i managed to get an address on the laptop then manually entered that into the router. should be good for a few days.
[00:19:18] <chromas> I'd never heard of 100s and 1000s until wikipedia or something
[00:19:25] <chromas> never heard of "hello world" until then either
[00:19:55] <crutchy> i think 'hello world' is part of the C language
[00:20:02] <crutchy> there's no english equivalent
[00:20:05] <cmn32480|away> it is the first program they teach you in C
[00:20:13] <chromas> who's "they"?
[00:20:20] <crutchy> the aliems
[00:20:28] <cmn32480|away> how to write a program that uses stdio to print "Hello World"
[00:20:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> so ifn yall see me get quiet for an extended period, it's cause i can't get on the net and my isp ain't likely to send anyone till monday.
[00:20:58] <crutchy> don't you guys have competition in ISPs?
[00:21:00] <chromas> hopefully you can get some fooshin' in then
[00:21:10] <chromas> crutchy: not in america
[00:21:12] * cmn32480|away makes a note: when TMB gets quiet, the rest of us should party like it's 1999
[00:21:28] <chromas> it's either cable or dsl, which doesn't really count as internet access
[00:21:39] <cmn32480|away> cable or the phone cmopany
[00:21:48] <crutchy> <marquee>hell yeah!!!</marquee>
[00:21:56] <cmn32480|away> one is likely, in a decent town, to have fiebr to the curb
[00:22:11] <chromas> DSL: 1/10th the internet for 3/4 the price
[00:22:19] <cmn32480|away> but I ogtta get clean before the kids seal the hot water
[00:22:30] <cmn32480|away> s/seal/steal/
[00:22:30] <sedctl> <cmn32480|away> but I ogtta get clean before the kids steal the hot water
[00:22:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> scuse me, gotta go learn a kid some programmin
[00:22:39] <crutchy> west african seal?
[00:22:49] <chromas> does it have a yellow bowtie?
[00:22:57] <cmn32480|away> complete with clubs... now kit from Toys R Us
[00:23:24] <crutchy> ahh. seal as in the black singer
[00:23:32] <cmn32480|away> back later.
[00:23:54] <crutchy> complete with clubs, and handguns
[00:24:03] <chromas> "kissed by a club"
[00:24:38] <crutchy> ...very passionately
[00:25:15] <crutchy> 3rd base is where they shove it up yo ass
[00:33:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> bow ties are cool
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[00:37:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[00:37:13] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5959, owned by baki
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[01:03:14] <chromas> /nick mustard
[01:30:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cray Hoists Docker Containers Into Supercomputers - http://sylnt.us - dockers-used-to-hoist-crays
[01:38:40] cmn32480|away is now known as ketchup
[01:38:47] <ketchup> sup mustard
[01:39:37] ketchup is now known as cmn32480|away
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[02:06:25] <SpallsHurgenson> I feel dirty
[02:07:27] <SpallsHurgenson> I just installed java on a computer
[02:09:13] * SpallsHurgenson hangs his head in shame, "I'm a monster."
[02:31:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tor Wars: CMU Says FBI Came Not With Cash, But a Subpoena - http://sylnt.us - legality-v-morality
[02:33:08] <SpallsHurgenson> (SpallsHurgenson: Frequency: Rare // No. Appearing: 1 // Armor Class: 9 (flab) // Move: 3 (6 with wheezing) // Hit Dice: 10 // % in Lair: 80% // No. of Attacks: 1 // Damage per Attack: 1d6 // Special Attack: fucks up computers // Magc Resistance: 100% (hates collectible card games) // Intelligence: Occassional Signs of // Alignment: Chaotic Neutral // Size: L // Psionic Ability: can bend spoons if nobody is watching
[02:33:38] <SpallsHurgenson> damn, I forgot the Treasure Type
[02:34:18] <SpallsHurgenson> (it's XXX, in case anyone was wondering :)
[02:41:07] <chromas> If it's XXX then we're all interested ;)
[02:41:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I literally LOLd
[02:42:58] <crutchy> flab?
[02:43:34] <crutchy> is that cushion for the pushin'?
[02:43:58] <SpallsHurgenson> it's defensive armor!
[02:44:39] <crutchy> are pants the enemy?
[02:45:33] <SpallsHurgenson> I get a +3 "to hit" versus pants!
[02:46:21] <crutchy> wat?! you're hitting on pants!? my my my you are dirty
[02:47:19] <SpallsHurgenson> and when they aren't looking, I sneak in and stuff 'em full of java
[02:47:43] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, java is spooge
[02:47:48] <crutchy> aw
[02:48:06] <crutchy> =sayto # tama, java is spooge
[02:48:18] <crutchy> JarJarLinks++
[02:48:18] <Bender> karma - jarjarlinks: 1
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[02:51:25] <crutchy> if i could be bothered i'd have a go at making a little irc tic-tac-toe script
[02:51:35] <crutchy> !todo tic-tac-toe script
[02:51:35] <Bender> todo item 4 added
[02:52:04] <SpallsHurgenson> bad idea; tic-tac-toe is a gateway drug to AIs learning how to play Global Thermonuclear War
[02:52:05] <crutchy> phew. now i feel like i accomplished something today
[02:52:51] <crutchy> the next step after tic-tac-toe is minesweeper?
[02:53:00] <crutchy> followed by working for microsoft
[02:53:11] <crutchy> and then world domination
[02:53:39] <SpallsHurgenson> can you still be considered an Intelligence - artificial or otherwise - after working at Microsoft?
[02:54:00] <chromas> irc lightcycles
[02:55:06] <crutchy> "artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity" - iRobot
[02:55:27] <SpallsHurgenson> ooh, #soylent Armagetron tournament!
[02:56:13] <crutchy> if i keep dying to i get to keep going back to the room with dressing chicks?
[02:56:43] <SpallsHurgenson> I dunno; why don't you try dying now and see what happens? :)
[02:57:13] <crutchy> i'm stuffing enough buscuits into my mouth at once that i might choke at any moment
[02:57:46] <SpallsHurgenson> American biscuits or British biscuits?
[02:58:06] <crutchy> irc pacman ...........> )
[02:58:22] <crutchy> hmm. dunno. made by arnotts
[02:58:32] <crutchy> prolly chinese by now
[02:59:38] <SpallsHurgenson> this: https://jacobskitchen.files.wordpress.com or this: https://upload.wikimedia.org ?
[03:00:01] <crutchy> they're cheese & bacon shapes
[03:01:33] <SpallsHurgenson> cracker
[03:02:05] <crutchy> looks like its owned by campbell's soup, which is american, which means its prolly owned by chinese investors
[03:06:15] <crutchy> heh. at least australia not the only country being bought out by china for once. though its prolly cos china already bought everything here
[03:06:25] <crutchy> http://www.bbc.com
[03:06:31] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03What in the world does China own? - BBC News
[03:11:19] <crutchy> #submit http://www.bbc.com
[03:11:21] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[03:11:36] <crutchy> oh woops that might might be a bit old \
[03:11:51] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
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[03:13:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Some dumb bitch kicked me out of a bar today.
[03:14:07] <SirFinkus> good argument for drinking alone
[03:14:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha, indeed.
[03:14:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Can't argue with that razor-sharp wit.
[03:15:06] <SirFinkus> it's cheaper too
[03:15:20] <Ethanol-fueled> damn wrinkled cunt.
[03:15:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I like drinking at bars wtih older gents. Bartender was an older women. Cut me off at noon.
[03:16:32] <SirFinkus> older gents are usually pretty interesting
[03:16:42] <Ethanol-fueled> fucking ABC is really ruining the drunks's experience in this town.
[03:17:49] <SirFinkus> the tv network?
[03:18:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Alcohol, beverage, and tobacco
[03:18:26] <SirFinkus> some nanny state shit?
[03:18:30] <SirFinkus> never heard of it
[03:18:48] <Ethanol-fueled> they started cracking down hard on degeneracy, now it's impossible to have more than 4 drinks anywhere without being thrown out.
[03:19:30] <Ethanol-fueled> er..I was wrong. Here:
[03:19:31] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.abc.ca.gov
[03:19:32] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03California ABC - Homepage
[03:19:36] <Ethanol-fueled> yes, these nazis.
[03:19:42] <chromas> It's to encourage bar hopping
[03:19:50] <Ethanol-fueled> true, chromas. True.
[03:20:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Which I did. Stimulate the economy and whatnot.
[03:20:44] <SirFinkus> I tend to bar hop anyway when I'm out drinking
[03:20:52] <SirFinkus> unless it's a concert or something
[03:21:03] <Ethanol-fueled> 's a fun move.
[03:21:57] <Ethanol-fueled> I spent the entire halloween dressed up in a surgeon costume telling people that the Jews did 9/11.
[03:22:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Saw a cat in a "They Live" mask. Baddest fucking costume of the day, for sure.
[03:22:37] <SirFinkus> they don't let me go out on halloween anymore
[03:22:50] <SirFinkus> had to wear the damn ankle bracelet again
[03:22:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahaha fink...do they make you put that special notice on your door?
[03:23:14] <SirFinkus> yeah, and put one in my yard too
[03:23:15] <Ethanol-fueled> (like they did here)
[03:23:21] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhHhHhHhHhH
[03:23:45] <crutchy> 'popping candy' from uncle fink has takes on a whole new meaning at halloween
[03:23:59] <Ethanol-fueled> AYE FOCKER!
[03:24:05] <SirFinkus> it's fucking stupid, handing out candy works better when everybody else isn't doing it
[03:24:11] <crutchy> yeaargh!
[03:24:52] <SirFinkus> is "popping candy" an actual expresion?
[03:25:19] <crutchy> surely you have popping candy in america still?
[03:25:32] <SirFinkus> never heard of it
[03:25:37] <crutchy> or have the SJW's outlawed that as well?
[03:25:38] <SirFinkus> you mean like pop rocks or something?
[03:25:46] <crutchy> hmm. maybe
[03:25:56] <SirFinkus> I hear if you swallow them and drink a coke your stomach will explode
[03:26:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that is false.
[03:26:08] <SirFinkus> source: the 4th grader in my basement
[03:26:37] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhahahah you sick fuck.
[03:27:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit...it's only 7:26 PM here.
[03:27:03] * crutchy detects federal agents invading washington state
[03:27:21] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, don't judge a man by what he looks at.
[03:27:35] <crutchy> i don't. federal agents do :p
[03:27:39] <Ethanol-fueled> at least Fink isn't an Arch Linux user...
[03:27:42] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:28:06] <crutchy> that's why they're invading. to drag chromas off to a supermax for using arch
[03:28:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Awww, yeah.
[03:28:32] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i64.photobucket.com
[03:29:20] <crutchy> wait till you see her with the little mermaid
[03:29:23] <crutchy> kinky bitches
[03:29:41] <Ethanol-fueled> This is SirFinkus
[03:29:42] <Ethanol-fueled> http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com
[03:29:46] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhahahahahahahah
[03:29:49] <SirFinkus> lol
[03:30:00] <SirFinkus> they sexed velma up a bit too much in that one imo
[03:30:10] <SirFinkus> she should be a weird kind of dumpy girl
[03:30:43] <SirFinkus> kind of hot, but she doesn't know it
[03:30:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Velma was the hottest.
[03:30:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I love dumpy nerd girls.
[03:31:19] <Ethanol-fueled> They cause me to knead myself.
[03:31:26] <SirFinkus> picture didn't really capture that
[03:32:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Thick butts drive my mad.
[03:32:35] <SirFinkus> but in that picture, she's kind of working the thick butt
[03:33:12] <Ethanol-fueled> mmmmmmmmmRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGHHRHRHRHRHRHHRH
[03:33:27] <SirFinkus> she should have the thick butt, but shouldn't be working it
[03:33:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Too bad I'm embracing the NEET ifestyle.
[03:33:54] <SirFinkus> I'm officially no longer a NEET, as of yesterday
[03:34:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice, Fink.
[03:34:10] <Ethanol-fueled> High five. d
[03:34:24] <SirFinkus> fucking retarded college
[03:34:32] <Ethanol-fueled> got accepted?
[03:34:50] <SirFinkus> yeah, just community college before I transfer to a 4 year
[03:35:13] <SirFinkus> I kind of fucked up my first go around
[03:35:22] <Ethanol-fueled> no shame in that, Fink. I was in community college for 10 years before I got accepted to a big-boy school.
[03:35:45] <Ethanol-fueled> The grass is not greener on the other side. SJW bullshit and all.
[03:35:55] <SirFinkus> nice to hear actually
[03:36:42] <SirFinkus> the SJW bullshit actually looks kind of entertaining
[03:36:45] <SirFinkus> easy mode debating
[03:36:51] <chromas> ~define neet
[03:37:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, but should you debate at all?
[03:37:13] <SirFinkus> it's like joining a HL2:DM server and capping people with the .357
[03:37:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I did.
[03:37:51] <SirFinkus> I got into a fucking fantastic internet argument last night
[03:38:13] <SirFinkus> actually on the opposite side, but same concept
[03:38:57] <SirFinkus> some guy was bragging about if any SJWs or liberals came to his thanksgiving, he'd kick them out, so I said "it's nice you have your own little safe space set up"
[03:39:44] <crutchy> isn't that an inadvertent invitation for liberals though?
[03:39:52] <Ethanol-fueled> That's mean, fink.
[03:39:57] <crutchy> if they aren't allowed somewhere they take it by force
[03:40:04] <SirFinkus> he got fucking salty, it was great
[03:40:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanksgiving is our own safe space, where we can eat good food without bullshit.
[03:40:16] <Gravis> lulx
[03:40:22] <Gravis> z
[03:40:33] <SirFinkus> evening gravis
[03:40:36] * SirFinkus sips poison
[03:40:48] <crutchy> jack daniels?
[03:40:57] <SirFinkus> naw, an IPA
[03:40:57] <Gravis> coke?
[03:41:09] <crutchy> ew
[03:41:17] <SirFinkus> Mosaic Eruption by Mazama Brewing
[03:41:20] <Ethanol-fueled> It's one of the few times of the year I can eat civilly with 2 berkeley dykes, a satellite engineer, and my tough-as-fuck grandma.
[03:41:24] <crutchy> should be illegal to water down whiskey with sugary shit
[03:41:32] <Ethanol-fueled> agreed, crutchy.
[03:41:35] <SirFinkus> I actually stopped drinking soda a while back
[03:41:51] <Gravis> crutchy: both should be illegal but that's besides the point :P
[03:41:53] * Ethanol-fueled drinking Yellow Tail Sauvignon Blanc
[03:42:05] <SirFinkus> I'd agree, but I like whisky sours
[03:42:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Whisky's good drinkin....but too hard for me.
[03:42:43] <Gravis> actually, if they just taxed it properly, there would be no need to ban it
[03:42:46] <SirFinkus> if you put anything other than water or ice in scotch you should be summarily executed though
[03:42:51] <Ethanol-fueled> makes me want to fight motherfucker.
[03:43:01] <Ethanol-fueled> agreed, Fink.
[03:43:10] <SirFinkus> even ice is iffy
[03:43:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Scotch is a mean bitch...best reserved for special occasions.
[03:43:24] <Gravis> who gives a shit?
[03:43:37] <SirFinkus> sounds like you don't
[03:43:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, shut the fuck up, White boy.
[03:43:42] <Gravis> ding ding ding
[03:43:50] <SirFinkus> lots of other people seem to
[03:43:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking White boys.
[03:44:03] <Gravis> lots of people are stupid
[03:44:09] <Gravis> what's your point?
[03:44:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Can't ride or drink like real men.
[03:44:38] <SirFinkus> you asked "who gives a shit", I answered, people being stupid is largely irrelevant
[03:45:02] <Gravis> ok... so stupid people care. got it.
[03:45:13] <SirFinkus> well, that's a leap
[03:45:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Suck me off, peeterpuffer.
[03:45:17] <Gravis> hardly
[03:45:26] <Ethanol-fueled> "hard" ly
[03:45:57] <SirFinkus> well, it'd get you marked down on the logic sections of standardized tests in any case
[03:47:30] <Gravis> if they ever had the question of "who cares about what you combine with whisky?" and an option is "stupid people", i assure you that is the correct answer.
[03:47:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing should be combined with Whisky.
[03:47:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Not water, not ice.
[03:48:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Whisky is for lawyers and bitter old bastards. It should be enjoyed only straight.
[03:48:34] <SirFinkus> incorrect, it is acceptable to add a small amount of water to certain scotches
[03:48:52] <SirFinkus> not a lot though
[03:48:55] <Ethanol-fueled> no it ain't, Fink. Self-flaggelate yourself.
[03:49:12] <Gravis> who gives a shit?
[03:49:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, have you ever sucked a man's dick?
[03:49:38] <Gravis> ;)
[03:49:39] * Ethanol-fueled exposes self
[03:50:06] <SirFinkus> that undertaker guy on youtube says it's ok, and he has closets full of scotch
[03:50:20] <SirFinkus> and knows his shit
[03:50:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, it is NEVER OK to water down your drink.
[03:50:35] <Gravis> ok... so stupid people care. got it.
[03:50:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I come from a family of Martini drinkers.
[03:50:55] <SirFinkus> it improves the flavor sometimes Ethanol-fueled
[03:51:19] <SirFinkus> it isn't really watering it down, you ad a small spoonful at most
[03:51:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I was taught how to drink by my grandfather, who was a mechanical engineer and a bomber-navigator.
[03:51:54] <Ethanol-fueled> He started drinking every day at 6.
[03:52:25] <SirFinkus> ralfystuff is an undertaker, he knows his way around a bottle
[03:53:05] <Gravis> "<SirFinkus> I like X and if you don't like X or you like Y or Z then you should be killed"
[03:53:05] <Gravis> SirFinkus: so how do you differ from the idiots in syria?
[03:53:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, you're on the crack. single malt should always be hit with a shot of water before being drank or you miss out on half the flavor because of the alcohol burn.
[03:53:36] <SirFinkus> I don't go to bars and shoot people putting things in their scotch?
[03:54:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard - the burn is the best part. Why attenuate it?
[03:54:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> the drunkenness is the best part. you want burn, drink jack.
[03:54:20] <Gravis> SirFinkus: ok... so they are more dedicated. :P
[03:54:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Jack burns far less than Scotch
[03:54:51] <SirFinkus> for scotch? scotch is all taste
[03:55:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> scotch is for people who like flavor. i mean ffs scotch is pricey strictly because of the flavor.
[03:55:07] <Ethanol-fueled> scotch is gross.
[03:55:17] <SirFinkus> if I'm drinking scotch, I drink it slowly enough that I need help if I want to get drunk
[03:55:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[03:55:28] <crutchy> ireland, scotland... they all speak funny
[03:55:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, now them's stab a bitch words
[03:55:34] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHA....scotch....flavor....you're a funny man, TheMightyBuzzard.
[03:55:53] <SirFinkus> I can understand that actually, if you drink scotch quickly it starts tasting like shit pretty quickly
[03:56:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
[03:56:12] <SirFinkus> it's meant to be something you relax with and sip for an hour
[03:56:13] <crutchy> when you drink enough of it, shit starts to taste nicer
[03:56:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> all fucking Ethanol-fueleds must fucking hang
[03:56:40] <SirFinkus> if you have a nice cigar, that's a major plus
[03:56:45] <crutchy> if you drink enough ethanol, even cow shit prolly tastes awesome
[03:56:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, God himself tried and failed to kill me multiple times. You too will fail.
[03:56:59] <Gravis> SirFinkus: seems like a waste of time
[03:57:13] <SirFinkus> that's because you're no fun
[03:57:33] <SirFinkus> ideally, you finish the cigar and the scotch at around the same time
[03:57:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> !? you call yourself a fan and didn't catch the animal mother paraphrase?
[03:57:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> adam baldwin rocked that role
[03:58:26] <crutchy> is that ewic baldrin's brother?
[03:58:47] <Gravis> people's obsession with drinking poisons is beyond comprehension
[03:58:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, he's a different flavor of baldwin. no relation
[03:59:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, people who like to drink are stupid.
[03:59:12] <crutchy> hmm. haven't tasted any of them myself
[03:59:12] <SirFinkus> you should try it sometime gravis, it's pretty fun
[03:59:33] <crutchy> drink cheap red wine. works just as well without broking the bank
[03:59:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Basing their entire lives around the consumption of ethanol...HAH!
[03:59:43] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i have which is why i find it so confounding
[03:59:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, ima leave you cretins to your heathen ways and trolling
[03:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[04:00:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I shall see you later...but I will not die.
[04:00:06] * SirFinkus shrugs
[04:00:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Nobody, not God, shall kill me.
[04:00:41] * crutchy lookss around for Nobody
[04:00:50] <Ethanol-fueled> He tried. And failed. Hahah. HAHAHA. AAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHWWWWWWWWWQ!
[04:01:25] <Gravis> crutchy: way too many people in here for there to be nobody in here
[04:01:35] <crutchy> =nick Nobody
[04:01:35] JarJarLinks is now known as Nobody
[04:01:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, do you suck dicks?
[04:01:39] <crutchy> :p
[04:01:56] <Gravis> crutchy: don't call nick a nobody!
[04:02:02] <Nobody> stabs ethanol-fueled
[04:02:12] <JamesNZ> Violence is never OK.
[04:02:23] <Gravis> JamesNZ: bullshit
[04:03:23] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[04:03:26] <crutchy> gravis loves oppression by the state. he prolly whacks off to youtube videos of cops beating up women
[04:03:29] <Nobody> ^ 03whisky review 477 - Whisky Collection 2014 - YouTube
[04:03:30] <Gravis> JamesNZ: when an animal is trying to kill you, you hurt it to save yourself
[04:03:40] <SirFinkus> look at how much whisky this guy has
[04:03:42] <Ethanol-fueled> You will lose a battle against a man who dies with a smile on his face.
[04:04:01] <crutchy> =nick JarJarLinks
[04:04:01] Nobody is now known as JarJarLinks
[04:04:26] <Gravis> crutchy: i'm not a sadist
[04:04:26] <Ethanol-fueled> RRRRRRAWWWWRRRRRRR! I HATE JAR JAR!
[04:04:36] <crutchy> !grab Gravis
[04:04:36] <Bender> Added quote 605
[04:04:57] * Ethanol-fueled cracks knuckles
[04:05:53] <crutchy> how about velma riding jar jar?
[04:06:43] <Ethanol-fueled> You know what I hate? I hate watching boss fights with motherfuckers thinking they have to add commmentary.
[04:07:19] <crutchy> boss fights?
[04:07:29] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:07:30] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03Karsh Zoah - Marcy - Chrono Cross Boss Battles - YouTube
[04:07:35] <SirFinkus> I think crutchy reminded me this morning about how lucas added gungans to return of the jedi
[04:07:37] <Ethanol-fueled> BOSS FIGHTS.
[04:08:17] <crutchy> the hishe video for return of the jedi is pretty good
[04:08:21] <SirFinkus> what an asshole
[04:09:09] <SirFinkus> it might have been spalls, I don't remember
[04:09:35] <crutchy> doubt it was me. that sounds a bit too die hard for me
[04:09:37] <SpallsHurgenson> wha'? who? it wasn't me!
[04:09:45] <SpallsHurgenson> erm, what are we talking about?
[04:09:52] * crutchy points at SpallsHurgenson's pants
[04:09:54] * SpallsHurgenson wanders off again before anyone can answer
[04:10:31] * crutchy wishes he was passionate about something pointless
[04:10:55] <SirFinkus> damn, he must have a highlight for spalls, didn't mean for him to come back
[04:11:09] <SpallsHurgenson> Hey? Ho? What's that? Huh?
[04:11:13] <SpallsHurgenson> Fascinating
[04:11:17] * SpallsHurgenson wanders off again
[04:11:40] * SirFinkus will call him palsy from now on
[04:12:10] * crutchy is reminded of that movie where jack black gets his arm blown off by... spalls
[04:12:12] <SpallsHurgenson> Howzat? Wherezat? Whodat?
[04:12:15] * SpallsHurgenson wanders off again
[04:12:57] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:12:58] <SirFinkus> I love how this guy says whisky
[04:13:03] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03[PSX] Chrono Cross - Boss : Lynx, Second Battle - YouTube
[04:13:04] <SirFinkus> ffffwhiiiisky
[04:13:13] <Ethanol-fueled> AWWWWW, yeah!
[04:13:31] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, dude wtf?
[04:13:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking shit ROCKS!!!!!
[04:13:46] <crutchy> are you a pokemon fag or summin?
[04:13:55] <Ethanol-fueled> SOD off, fuck,
[04:14:05] <Ethanol-fueled> boss fights are awesome
[04:14:34] <crutchy> they're awesome when my wife plays them... watching her titties jiggle
[04:15:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I love watching boobs jiggle crutchy.
[04:15:27] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure they're designed to do that
[04:15:36] <crutchy> boob_engineers++
[04:15:36] <Bender> karma - boob_engineers: 1
[04:15:47] <Ethanol-fueled> boobs++
[04:15:47] <Bender> karma - boobs: 5
[04:15:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Jiggles++
[04:15:52] <Bender> karma - jiggles: 1
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[04:18:48] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com one of my favorites
[04:18:55] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03Grandia ReDux Boss #21 - Nana, Saki, Mio - YouTube
[04:20:59] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK
[04:21:10] <Ethanol-fueled> BLOODY BASTARDS
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[04:22:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Gotdamn niggers.
[04:23:04] <Ethanol-fueled> RRRRRRRAAAAAARRHHRAHHRHAHRARHARHAHRHAHHAHAHHAHRHAHHAHHHHHHHHHH
[04:33:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Boss Says Finding Music Online is Too 'Difficult' for Women. - http://sylnt.us - does-it-come-with-ketchup
[04:34:22] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:34:29] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03Final Fantasy IV: Magus Sisters (Low Level) - YouTube
[04:34:30] <Ethanol-fueled> KILL THEM ALL.
[04:34:53] <Ethanol-fueled> "DELTA ATTCK!"
[04:35:17] * SpallsHurgenson pushes the "make things happen" button on his app, then wanders back to IRC
[04:40:02] <SpallsHurgenson> oh... svirfneblin! I forgot something. cancel, cancel, cancel!
[04:40:16] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:40:16] <JarJarLinks> ^* 03Final Fantasy IV: Magus Sisters (Low Level) - YouTube
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[04:47:02] * SpallsHurgenson doesn't hit cancel in time and shrugs, "Maybe nobody will notice..."
[04:47:27] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhhahahahahaa
[04:47:34] <Ethanol-fueled> fUCK OFF, FUCKERS.
[04:48:03] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:48:04] <JarJarLinks> ^* 03Final Fantasy IV: Magus Sisters (Low Level) - YouTube
[04:51:50] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:51:50] <JarJarLinks> ^* 03Final Fantasy IV: Magus Sisters (Low Level) - YouTube
[04:51:54] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
[04:52:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus Christ, America.
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[04:56:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck off, you bastards.
[04:56:53] <Ethanol-fueled> See this? THis is the middle finger.
[04:57:23] <Ethanol-fueled> suck my dick, niggers.
[05:04:20] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm, thing is done. do next thing or waste time on a computer game?
[05:10:32] <SirFinkus> waste time
[05:10:34] <SirFinkus> always
[05:10:50] <Ethanol-fueled> FuckingBastards
[05:11:13] <Ethanol-fueled> clench th efist.
[05:11:24] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahahhahhhhhehehehehhhoooooooooooooooo!
[05:12:06] <Ethanol-fueled> now...sock a motherfucker. '
[05:12:12] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHHHHAHA
[05:12:29] <Ethanol-fueled> BAP!
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[05:14:23] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:14:24] <JarJarLinks> ^* 03Final Fantasy IV: Magus Sisters (Low Level) - YouTube
[05:22:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Sod off, batards
[05:22:39] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH\
[05:24:57] <Ethanol-fueled> red barchetta is awesome
[05:29:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahaha
[05:30:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck off, sodsucks!
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[06:17:27] <chromas> Bender: s/i(r)/\1e/
[06:17:27] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USA Presidential Election 2016 Could Be Won By a Hare - http://sylnt.us - what-about-the-bald-guy
[06:18:53] <takyon> ~submit http://nextbigfuture.com
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[11:20:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:20:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1901
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[14:04:48] <Bytram|away> !uid
[14:04:48] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5959, owned by baki
[14:04:57] <Bytram|away> coffee++
[14:04:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1902
[14:05:49] <Bytram|away> just looking in for a moment to say Hi before I have to get ready to head in to work.
[14:05:54] <Bytram|away> WorkingOSunday--
[14:05:54] <Bender> karma - workingosunday: -1
[14:06:02] <Bytram|away> bah
[14:06:05] <Bytram|away> WorkingOnSunday--
[14:06:05] <Bender> karma - workingonsunday: -1
[14:06:08] <Bytram|away> WorkingOnSunday--
[14:06:09] <Bender> karma - workingonsunday: -2
[14:12:59] <Bytram|away> http://feedproxy.google.com
[14:13:00] <Linkin`Log> ^ 03What's the catch with off-brand prepaid wireless services? - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[14:37:55] <Bytram|away> time for me to get going... have a great day everyone!
[15:11:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSA Spied on American Emails Using Overseas Offices - http://sylnt.us - NSA-INTERNATIONAL-(LLC)
[15:57:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[15:57:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1903
[16:07:26] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[16:07:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1904
[16:09:34] <chromas> slow down guys, I can't keep up with all the chatter
[16:10:12] <cmn32480|away> we don't want to be accused of flooding the channel. You insensitive clod.
[16:19:02] <chromas> ooh, the flood. shotguns ahoy
[16:19:19] <cmn32480|away> not so loud
[16:19:52] * chromas sets font size to 50% to decrease the volume
[16:24:12] <cmn32480|away> much better
[16:40:38] <cmn32480|away> off to deal with leaves... back a quarter past next october
[16:42:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Four New Ways to Cool Chips - http://sylnt.us - beyond-sour-cream-and-chive-dip
[16:43:02] <cmn32480|away> my wife just told me I have a seal layer and that is what keeps me warm
[16:43:15] <cmn32480|away> I think she called me fat!
[16:51:37] <cmn32480|away> https://www.youtube.com
[16:51:38] <Linkin`Log> ^ 03Poison - Talk Dirty To Me - YouTube
[17:25:19] <takyon> it's not fat, it's blubber
[17:28:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm... pancakes
[17:29:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> just for the record, i make awesome pancakes.
[17:31:14] <takyon> i'm making pizza
[17:31:35] <takyon> ...from scratch
[17:37:37] <Gravis> takyon: good for you
[17:37:58] <takyon> yes
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[20:16:00] <takyon> "temporary"
[20:16:05] <takyon> unplanned vacation
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[20:41:09] <cmn32480|away> janrinok !!
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[20:44:00] <takyon> ahoy
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[20:53:49] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[20:53:50] <Linkin`Log> ^ 03Pfizer, Allergan poised for $150 billion merger deal - MarketWatch
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[22:18:40] <Gravis> takyon: how did the pizza turn out?
[22:22:08] <takyon> good
[22:22:28] <takyon> one thumb sized part of it didn't rise, turned rocklike
[22:22:58] <takyon> topped it with pepperoni, eggplant, peppers, mozzarella
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