#Soylent | Logs for 2015-11-21
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[00:00:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[00:00:02] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 52
[00:00:50] <alexbst> baps++
[00:00:50] <Bender> karma - baps: 1
[00:00:52] <alexbst> wookies++
[00:00:52] <Bender> karma - wookies: 1
[00:01:28] <alexbst> Homeopathy--
[00:01:28] <Bender> karma - homeopathy: -1
[00:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> long day. full belly. going to be hard staying awake till bedtime.
[00:11:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scott Adams on the Global Gender War - http://sylnt.us - this-ain't-dilbert
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[00:14:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Ahh, sweeet youth...the joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
[00:16:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're a little old for a teenage anything
[00:17:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Not if it's listening to GWAR.
[00:19:02] * Ethanol-fueled does not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers...here, you all are equally worthless.
[00:19:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> love that movie
[00:19:58] <Ethanol-fueled> TheMightyBuzzard can come over to my apartment and fuck my sister.
[00:21:59] * TheMightyBuzzard sings "who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me"
[00:22:48] <Bytram> !uid
[00:22:48] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5958, owned by illness
[00:22:53] <Bytram> lol
[00:22:56] <Bytram> that's SICK!
[00:22:58] <Bytram> =)
[00:22:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> was watchin Elementary but now i gotta watch FMJ
[00:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> wah wah wah
[00:23:11] <Bytram> Full Mental Jacket?
[00:23:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram++
[00:23:13] <Bender> karma - bytram: 65
[00:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> close nuff
[00:23:22] <Bytram> merci!
[00:25:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i made a muslim-hugger go full on godwin today. i'm proud.
[00:25:25] <crutchy> damn. i haven't had a good troll for a while
[00:25:39] <crutchy> should hop onto freenode and find me some poor sucker
[00:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's that distro that's trying to be debian minus systemd?
[00:26:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're always good for a trolling
[00:26:07] <Bytram> I am challenged by having a large vocabulary brought on by boredom as a child and reading the dictionary and encyclopedia -- there are so many homonyms, homographs, etc. and as I parse out sentences there are many mis-parses, of which some I find humerous.
[00:26:24] <crutchy> devuan
[00:26:36] <Bytram> nice to see others share my sense of humor at them!
[00:26:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, it seems you need to be beat up.
[00:26:40] <crutchy> heh. nah i did them and they just booted me
[00:26:47] <crutchy> problem with irc
[00:26:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right. buncha letters stuffed together that don't mean anything or stand for anything, just sound good.
[00:27:05] <Bytram> wysiwyg?
[00:27:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I was a pompus asshole in my youth just as you were...but I explored my limitations.
[00:27:15] <crutchy> feed me paper
[00:27:18] <Bytram> or should that be a Whizzy Whig?
[00:27:39] * TheMightyBuzzard whizzes on Bytram's wig
[00:27:53] <Bytram> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[00:27:53] <Bender> Added quote 602
[00:27:58] <Bytram> !quote 602
[00:27:58] <Bender> Quote 602 - <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right. buncha letters stuffed together that don't mean anything or stand for anything, just sound good.
[00:28:10] <Bytram> yeah, I thought so, but was worth a try.
[00:28:11] <Ethanol-fueled> I wish I knew you all in real life. After a couple fights, that is.
[00:28:13] <Bytram> nograb
[00:28:18] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:28:18] <APK_McHOSTS> ^ 03Feed Me Paper - YouTube
[00:28:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #seen TheMightyBuzzard
[00:28:21] <MrPlow> Sat Nov 21 00:28:21 2015 on #Soylent: #seen TheMightyBuzzard
[00:28:49] <Ethanol-fueled> You cocksuckers are pussy slime without fights, but with fights, we could conquer any neighborhood.
[00:28:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, you wouldn't have fun with me unless you got me drunk first.
[00:29:15] <Bytram> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[00:29:15] <Bender> Added quote 603
[00:29:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm old n don't do the whole punch people in the face till one of you gives up thing anymore. if ima fight, ima maim a bitch.
[00:29:45] * Bytram thinks there should be an ungrab, so that a failed grab does not clutter the 'DB'
[00:29:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> too old to take an ass whoopin anymore
[00:29:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I knew Bragg back when it was an open post. I think I could hang.
[00:30:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> now drunk i'll still do the fightin like kids thing and enjoy it.
[00:30:53] <Ethanol-fueled> We'd be kicked out of strip clubs laughing and firing off rounds into the sky.
[00:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> good times
[00:31:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Then we'd walk off into the 82'd and hiding in the bushes shooting buckshot into the first sergeant's ex wife's car
[00:32:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> top'll kill a bitch for stuff like that
[00:32:50] <Ethanol-fueled> not if the 101 transplants didn't do it first
[00:33:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, can always blame them rope-swingin tarzan wannabees
[00:33:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Waiting out in the parking lot brandishing Gurkha Kukris.
[00:34:27] <crutchy> top is awesome
[00:34:38] <crutchy> htop would kik top's ass though
[00:34:49] <crutchy> wait, what are we talkin aboot?
[00:34:49] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes crutchy
[00:35:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> top's what ya call a 1st sgt if yer army.
[00:35:31] <crutchy> is that cos he likes fuckin ass?
[00:35:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> as in top sergeant
[00:36:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> highest nco in the unit
[00:36:16] <crutchy> they don't have warrant officers?
[00:36:18] <Bytram> and, if the top sergeant were a dad, would that make him a pop top?
[00:36:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> we can't ask or tell about the ass fucking anymore
[00:36:43] <crutchy> i think aussie army highest nco rank is a woff
[00:36:53] <Ethanol-fueled> aussie army sucks.
[00:37:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> warrant officers don't count as ncos over here. they're their own special thing.
[00:37:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I must disappear. Good evening, fellows.
[00:37:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> later tater
[00:38:25] <crutchy> aussie army is small and awesome
[00:38:38] * Ethanol-fueled backflips and sprays +10 attack shits throughout
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[00:38:54] <crutchy> which is better than having a huge army full of nose picking human shields
[00:39:59] <Bytram> http://www.ibtimes.co.uk
[00:40:00] <APK_McHOSTS> ^ 03Phuc Dat Bich: Vietnamese-Australian man gets banned from Facebook for his name
[00:40:16] <Bytram> http://d.ibtimes.co.uk
[00:40:36] * TheMightyBuzzard picks his nose
[00:41:31] * Bytram picks his friends
[00:42:18] <Bytram> afk, brb
[00:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> afk, !brb. need smoke n stare at the ceiling.
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[00:45:54] * crutchy looks at the ceiling to make sure he's not missing out
[00:46:10] * crutchy is disappointed
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[01:05:57] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — Honey. Hush! (Talking Woman Blues), from the album Ice Pickin'
[01:06:01] <SirFinkus> god damn, such a good song
[01:06:07] <SirFinkus> love that solo
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[01:17:21] <Wookie> the thing I like about wookies is that nobody ever complains to them that they aren't wearing any pants...
[01:19:30] <chromas> yeah but they wear fur and FUR IS MURDER!!!
[01:19:57] * chromas hunts around for a bucket of free-range, free-trade, all-natural organic blood
[01:20:13] <Wookie> so is ripping off their opponent's arms when they lose at space-chess, but nobody complains about that either
[01:31:16] <SirFinkus> the scene actually raises a lot of questions for me
[01:31:29] <SirFinkus> r2d2 was the one playing right?
[01:31:48] <Wookie> I thought he was fucking the table
[01:31:49] <SirFinkus> then why was that veiled threat of ripping his arms off?
[01:32:39] <SirFinkus> unless they meant his little leg things that allow him to roll around and (thanks to lucas) fly
[01:32:44] <Wookie> well, R2 astromechs do have four arms :)
[01:33:22] <Wookie> (two heavy lifter arms - those are the blue bands folded onto his chest) and at least two pincer arms that retract into its chassis :)
[01:33:24] <SirFinkus> but do they have four skin?
[01:34:10] <SirFinkus> are those really called heavy lifter arms? all he does with them is weld and hold communicators
[01:34:14] <SirFinkus> they look pretty flimsy
[01:34:34] <SirFinkus> but space metal I guess
[01:34:39] <Wookie> those are the internal pincers. I don't think the heavy arms are ever seen being used in the movies
[01:34:59] <Wookie> (definitely not ever in the original series, can't remember if they were used in the prequels)
[01:35:15] <chromas> that's just wrong! We need a new movie showing off his heavy arms, and maybe depicting him as a child so we can see his backstory
[01:35:58] <Wookie> https://upload.wikimedia.org it's those two blue bands on his front just below his head-dome and above his tummy-vents :)
[01:36:48] <chromas> Why does he have hoses coming out of his feet and going back into his feet? Was he made by Motorola?
[01:37:07] <SirFinkus> those must be for the FUCKING ROCKETS FUCK YOU LUCAS
[01:37:25] * chromas refers to their cable boxes with the three-inch coax loops on the back
[01:37:38] <Wookie> those are external (and removable) power units mounted onto his feet
[01:37:52] <SirFinkus> and I'm pretty sure those blue bands were used in the movies
[01:38:01] <SirFinkus> I watched them again pretty recently
[01:38:23] <SirFinkus> maybe not TOS, but those *other* movies
[01:38:30] <Wookie> maybe in the prequels (definitely in the CGI series) but not in the originals
[01:38:33] <SirFinkus> you know, the lucas fanfic ones
[01:38:53] <SirFinkus> I could have sworn he used them in a new hope
[01:38:58] <SirFinkus> to repair the xwing
[01:39:13] <SirFinkus> that might have been his data penis though
[01:40:08] <SirFinkus> "heavy" must be a relative term
[01:40:11] <Wookie> which, as we saw in TESB, he wasn't too picky about where he stuck it :)
[01:40:39] <SirFinkus> "They killed our president! And 52 years later, we still don't know who THEY are. Who shot JFK? Not Oswald. WATCH bit.ly/1S9FJl5"
[01:40:45] <SirFinkus> I love how ventura tweets like he talks
[01:42:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Department of Education Lambasted Over Database Vulnerabilities - http://sylnt.us - and-deservedly-so
[01:43:04] <chromas> As a heathen, I barely remember the movies, which I've only seen once. I assume Lucas added foot rockets in the prequels thus invalidating previously established drama involving escaping somewhere?
[01:43:30] <SirFinkus> kind of
[01:43:31] <Wookie> JFK killed JFK. I saw it in this documentary once; it involved time-travel, cats, cannibalism and the quest for the perfect curry kebab.
[01:43:35] <SirFinkus> he added foot rockets
[01:43:48] <SirFinkus> he basically made r2d2 into some kind of slapstick superhero
[01:43:59] <SirFinkus> it looked ridiculous
[01:44:42] <Wookie> to be fair, every kid in the world made R2D2 be able to fly when they played with the action-figures; the toy looked like a stubby rocket with legs :)
[01:44:48] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:44:50] <SirFinkus> this stupid shit
[01:44:52] <APK_McHOSTS> ^ 03R2-D2 taking out two droids on his own - YouTube
[01:46:38] <SirFinkus> I love how the digital effects look worse than TOS effects
[01:46:38] <chromas> oh yeah, I think I saw part of that in Plinkett's house
[01:46:49] <SirFinkus> practical effects are awesome
[01:47:22] <SirFinkus> I don't think there's a single real thing in that entire scene aside from obi wan and anakin
[01:47:35] <SirFinkus> and I'm still not sure if the guy who plays anakin is a real person
[01:48:20] <chromas> He's not
[01:48:35] <chromas> it's a cgi recreation of how Lucas imagined himself as a lad
[01:50:01] <SirFinkus> oh, I think that scene was right after a beheading
[01:50:11] <SirFinkus> mr. pizza roll mentioned that
[01:50:18] <takyon> ~submit http://www.bbc.com
[01:50:47] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:50:48] <APK_McHOSTS> ^ 03The skull of the 'real' Winnie goes on display - BBC News
[01:50:51] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[01:50:54] <SirFinkus> SUBMIT MORTAL
[01:54:00] <takyon> http://puu.sh
[01:54:37] <takyon> ~enhance footage
[01:55:33] * SirFinkus goes back to morrowind
[01:56:01] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:56:01] <APK_McHOSTS> ^ 03Miss Canada World denied entry to pageant in China - BBC News
[01:56:36] <Wookie> https://www.youtube.com
[01:56:36] <APK_McHOSTS> ^ 03Red Dwarf - Super Enhance - YouTube
[01:57:26] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:57:28] <APK_McHOSTS> ^ 03Mississippi state election settled by 'drawing straws' - BBC News
[02:02:53] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[02:02:54] <APK_McHOSTS> ^ 03[YTP] FLALF MOM - YouTube
[02:03:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall wanna hear some fucked up shit? i just sat down n did the math with official state numbers from bls.gov and the average working man makes 83.5% what the average working woman does per hour.
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[02:04:19] <cmn32480> that was so disturbing Sir Finkus Quit!
[02:04:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> next person IRL tells me that 77% bullshit is getting throat punched.
[02:04:53] <takyon> couldn't handle it
[02:06:40] <nick> depends on the levels of employment, more men in low-skilled and manual labour jobs?
[02:07:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably, yeah. accounting for levels of employment and experience, there is no statistical difference in any study ever done.
[02:08:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> except for 18-2x women. they make more than their male counterparts both here and in GB.
[02:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> they have to be single for that though.
[02:09:18] <nick> tall, handsome men like myself get paid more
[02:11:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> except in porn. you can make mad bank looking like a hedgehog in porn as a guy.
[02:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ronjeremy++
[02:11:34] <Bender> karma - ronjeremy: 1
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[02:15:03] <JamesNZ> TheMightyBuzzard: That's interesting.
[02:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought so
[02:15:20] <JamesNZ> Would make for a good SN post.
[02:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'already a comment
[02:16:37] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[02:17:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea what the nz numbers look like, mind ya. them was just US numbers.
[02:41:57] <cmn32480> I'm pretty sure NZ number look like the ones we use.
[02:42:05] <cmn32480> 1...2...3...4..5..6..7..8..9..0
[02:42:13] <cmn32480> JamesNZ - am I correct?
[02:51:18] <Wookie> as if Kiwis can count past three :) :) :) :)
[02:57:53] <JamesNZ> cmn32480: Well, we usually count in sheep rather than numbers ;)
[02:59:29] * JamesNZ wipes the smiles off Wookie's face with sheep dip
[03:02:17] <cmn32480> sigh - bender is f**king late... as usual!
[03:02:43] <JamesNZ> Bender--
[03:02:43] <Bender> karma - bender: 3
[03:05:04] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[03:05:05] <APK_McHOSTS> ^ 03SN article: Uranus' Atmosphere Might be Full of Surprises 04(3 comments)
[03:05:50] <chromas> I think sheep dip means something else in NZ
[03:06:15] <cmn32480> let the butt jokes begin!
[03:06:27] <Wookie> !grab cmn32480
[03:06:27] <Bender> Added quote 604
[03:06:36] <cmn32480> !quote 601
[03:06:36] <Bender> Quote 601 - <bytram> well, his is certainly larger than mine.
[03:06:46] <cmn32480> !602
[03:06:53] <cmn32480> !quote 602
[03:06:53] <Bender> Quote 602 - <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right. buncha letters stuffed together that don't mean anything or stand for anything, just sound good.
[03:07:01] <chromas> !quote butt
[03:07:01] <Bender> Quote 221 - <crutchy> i thought it was a form of greeting to sniff the other person's butt
[03:07:05] <Bender> Also in quotes: 226, 275, 423, 424, 435, 478, 604
[03:07:07] <cmn32480> !quote 603
[03:07:07] <Bender> Quote 603 - <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, you wouldn't have fun with me unless you got me drunk first.
[03:08:22] <chromas> http://www.chicagotribune.com
[03:08:22] <APK_McHOSTS> ^ 03Is Black Friday dying? - Chicago Tribune
[03:08:33] <chromas> #BlackFridaysMatter
[03:08:37] <cmn32480> I hope so!
[03:08:51] <cmn32480> I wish it would
[03:09:01] <Wookie> we prefer the more PC name of "Fridays of Color"
[03:09:05] <cmn32480> I wish more stores would just not open on Thanksgiving.
[03:09:13] <Bytram> same here
[03:10:11] <Wookie> I couldn't give a damn one way or the other since I don't go out shopping on that day
[03:11:07] <Bytram> but, some of the people you might want to hang around with might be out shopping or working, and so they would not be around.
[03:12:01] <cmn32480> people deserve Thanksgiving off to be with family
[03:12:11] <Wookie> I don't think that has EVER been an issue
[03:13:00] <Wookie> I thought we got Friday off to RECOVER from spending thanksgiving with the family :)
[03:13:07] Wookie is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[03:13:22] <cmn32480> not in retail
[03:13:34] <cmn32480> everybody that I know in retail tries desperately to take that day off
[03:13:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uranus' Atmosphere Might be Full of Surprises - http://sylnt.us - don't-ass-ume-anything
[03:15:35] <cmn32480> gentlemen... I am off to bed
[03:40:57] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[03:48:39] <JamesNZ> Don't let the bedbugs bite!
[03:54:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I need a new computer chair
[03:55:01] <chromas> Did the cat take over your current one?
[03:56:40] <SpallsHurgenson> no; I currently have a club chair - low slung, well padded, almost as good for sleeping in as typing - but its legs have gone wobbly, the leather is all peeled, the springs are shot and the cushions are split at the seams
[03:58:33] <SpallsHurgenson> I've bolstered its bolsters with additional bolsters, as it were, but I think it may be time for me to consider just getting a replacement
[04:15:32] <takyon> you can probably get a computer chair at Office Depot on black friday
[04:15:36] <takyon> or any day for that matter
[04:15:48] <SpallsHurgenson> office chairs suck. I want a proper arm chair :)
[04:16:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I got a paunch and a slouch to cultivate :)
[04:43:23] * SpallsHurgenson moisturizes
[04:43:42] <SpallsHurgenson> "I puts the cream on the skin or I gets the hose"
[04:59:23] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:59:29] <Bytram|away> time for some shuteye
[04:59:37] <Bytram|away> be well, all, and have a good night!
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[05:15:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coinbase Issues Bitcoin Debit Card - http://sylnt.us - implications-for-anonymity?
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[05:55:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I am drunk...but, strangely, not hostile.
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[06:16:56] * SirFinkus goes for TOS
[06:22:53] <crutchy> Star Trek The Original Series?
[06:23:25] <SirFinkus> no, star wars
[06:23:51] <SirFinkus> and whoever wast talking about the "lifter arms" on r2d2, he uses them in the first movie
[06:24:02] <SirFinkus> pushes a button to get into the escape pod
[06:24:15] <SirFinkus> rockets still absent though
[06:29:11] <chromas> well you just need to get the latest revision
[06:29:41] <SirFinkus> I hear they're going to be releasing the unedited ones on blu ray soon
[06:29:57] <chromas> Someone should make a new edition of the original movies and paste lightsaber battles and shit in the background
[06:30:12] <SirFinkus> lucas practically did that
[06:30:35] <chromas> "It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on"
[06:30:39] <SirFinkus> the worst part is in Empire
[06:31:06] <SirFinkus> when Luke is going to rescue Leia and Han Solo
[06:32:10] <SirFinkus> originally, obi wan and yoda are talking and obi wan says Luke is their last hope, then Yoda says there's another
[06:32:19] <SirFinkus> and it cuts directly to princess leia
[06:32:24] <SirFinkus> you know, like foreshadowing
[06:32:51] <chromas> It turns out they're not only twins, but they're clones of Darth Vader, who, it turns out, is not actually Anikan but some guy who had plastic surgury to look like him and became the legend
[06:32:52] <SirFinkus> then lucas added some bullshit cgi sequence of some ships flying around cloud city, ruining the shot
[06:33:39] <SirFinkus> he FUCKED IT
[06:33:45] <swiss> i still have the original on laserdisc
[06:33:51] <swiss> every frame is a keyframe
[06:33:53] <swiss> its p glorious
[06:34:06] <SirFinkus> I'm SHOCKED that he didn't manage to shoehorn Jar Jar in
[06:34:24] <SirFinkus> oh SHIT, just remembered he DOES
[06:34:33] <SirFinkus> god fucking dammit
[06:35:13] <SirFinkus> GOD DAMMIT I just remembered all that shit he added at the end of Jedi
[06:35:20] <chromas> Do the original prints exist somewhere or did he have jar jar eat them
[06:35:46] <SirFinkus> pretty sure they exist, they're going to release unmolested blu rays at some point, or so I hear
[06:35:52] <chromas> nice
[06:36:03] <chromas> makes sense. Disney will pull them out of the 'vault' every few years
[06:36:11] <SirFinkus> now that that FAT GREEDY DUMB FUCK sold the rights
[06:36:41] * chromas wonders if there'll be a new Land Before Time, or if they'll be molested too
[06:36:49] <chromas> We need 4d arguing dinos
[06:37:10] <SirFinkus> I thought that already got molested with like 40 movies
[06:37:18] <chromas> Jar Jar could be eaten by the sharptooth
[06:37:26] <chromas> Well not recently
[06:38:17] <SirFinkus> oh, only 13 sequels
[06:38:24] <SirFinkus> and a tv series
[06:39:01] <SirFinkus> I heard the girl that played one of the dinosaurs got murdered
[06:39:22] <chromas> We need to see sharptooth as a little boy, accidentally flying a racecar
[06:43:09] * SirFinkus makes more pizza rolls
[06:43:13] <SirFinkus> anybody want a pizza roll?
[06:44:04] * chromas sneaks into SirFinkus' basement; plays with his toys and tied-up hooker
[06:44:04] * crutchy is eating toasted bacon sammich
[06:45:26] <SirFinkus> anyway, post a comment on this webzone and I'll mail you a pizza roll
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[07:40:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahha
[07:41:09] <Ethanol-fueled> TAKE THE JEWS DOWN.
[07:48:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, metal gear solid 5 fucking rocks.
[07:48:43] <Ethanol-fueled> those japs, man. supreme intelligence. much smarter than gai-jin scum.
[07:49:25] <Ethanol-fueled> fucking whites. so much potential, but the PC machine is working agianst them, and most of those fuckers beLIEve it.
[07:50:15] <Ethanol-fueled> And nobody is worse than a White on a bike.
[07:50:26] * Ethanol-fueled cracks knuckles
[07:51:57] <SirFinkus> ha, try it
[07:52:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I love Washington women, fink.
[07:53:01] <SirFinkus> Oh? what about them?
[07:53:06] <Ethanol-fueled> any man over 6 foot tall has an immediate advantage.
[07:53:58] <Ethanol-fueled> and they're WHITE.
[07:54:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Whiter than I am. I have impure blood. Brown hair, eyes, olive skin.
[07:54:36] <SirFinkus> may be where I live, but most of them are thick and/or ugly too
[07:54:42] <SirFinkus> in an agressive butchy way
[07:55:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, they're being programmed. Cater to their primal urges and save them one by one.
[07:55:42] <Ethanol-fueled> SJWs need to be wanted, they need dick.
[07:56:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I know...I've had one-night stands with SJWs
[07:56:49] <chromas> "Hey babe, I've got a #safespace in my pants"
[07:56:51] <SirFinkus> you mean you RAPED THEM
[07:57:33] <chromas> Nah, he got consent for each thrust
[07:58:01] <chromas> Each signed and dated with two witnesses
[07:58:11] <Ethanol-fueled> You handle them as you would handle any situation where somebody says something stupid.
[07:58:25] <Ethanol-fueled> smile, nod, and wait patiently.
[07:59:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Even the nastiest SJW tires of being agreed with all the time.
[07:59:53] <chromas> seems like they never wnat to be agreed with
[08:00:07] <Ethanol-fueled> sling slurs sparingly...and when you do, whisper them.
[08:00:37] <Ethanol-fueled> whisper your slurs with a smile, tee-hee!
[08:01:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Because you don't agree with them, but at the same time they're BAD, so BAD.
[08:01:32] <Ethanol-fueled> HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA
[08:01:58] * chromas tosses MGS V spoilers at Ethanol-fueled
[08:02:19] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, after I retrieve more booze, I'll be watching them all night.
[08:02:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Kojima is a fucking perv. Every chance there is to zoom in on a nice butt, Kojima takes it.
[08:03:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Let me dig up an example...
[08:03:48] <chromas> only 4 had tentacles though
[08:04:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Look at these boobs and butts.
[08:04:09] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:04:16] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03The Skulls (4th Encounter) (Non-Lethal) | Metal Gear Solid 5 Boss Fight - YouTube
[08:04:26] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, that was in MGS4, and I think that was the octopus.
[08:05:07] <chromas> yeah; she totally used them on herself offscreen
[08:06:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Laughing octopus was one of the creepiest bosses ever.
[08:07:23] <Ethanol-fueled> pretty sad backstory too. I know women in real-life with similar backstories.
[08:08:13] <Ethanol-fueled> a single story is all it takes to shatter one's faith in humanity.
[08:09:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking animal scum.
[08:17:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The War on Campus Sexual Assault Goes Digital - http://sylnt.us - hi-tech-smackdown
[08:38:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Humans are scum. They must be eradicated.
[08:39:03] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAAHHA
[08:42:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Time: approaching 1am.
[08:42:21] <SirFinkus> oh shit, really
[08:42:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Booze status...RELOAD.
[08:42:25] <SirFinkus> dammit
[08:42:37] <Ethanol-fueled> heh. hehheeehehhe
[08:42:43] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH!!!!!!
[08:43:16] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
[08:54:05] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:54:06] <JarJarLinks> ^ 034 Runner - Cain's Blood - YouTube
[08:54:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Half of my blood is Cain's blood,
[08:54:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Half of my blood is Abel's
[08:54:46] <Ethanol-fueled> One eye looks to heaven, one eye looks for TROUBLE
[09:10:30] <SirFinkus> holy shit, Ann Coulter gave the name "Watermelondrea" as an example of a black name on the view
[09:10:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahaha
[09:11:02] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[09:11:03] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03Ann Coulter vs Raven-Symone On "Watermelondrea" - The View - YouTube
[09:11:15] <Ethanol-fueled> *clik clik*
[09:12:29] <Ethanol-fueled> man, I;m waiting for kissie kissssie
[09:12:33] <chromas> should've said "LaMellonequa"
[09:14:53] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, let them cry
[09:15:33] <chromas> when your itchin' to code, you could give LaDarius an 'urban' name generator
[09:16:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, you fuckbait.
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[11:03:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:03:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1897
[11:19:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - eBay Scammer Steals Identity of Special Agent Investigating Him - http://sylnt.us - accomplice-john-watson-still-at-large
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[11:58:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[11:58:11] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03Apple boss says finding music online is too 'difficult' for women. Seriously
[12:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> subbed
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[14:25:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, paulej72, you read the news today yet? yall gettin some racially segregated dorms up in there. http://www.princeton.edu
[14:25:38] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03Princeton University - University, students reach agreement on campus climate concerns
[14:40:54] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[14:40:54] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03Next Big Future: Average american has energy equivalent of 450 human slaves working 8 hours shifts every day
[14:45:09] <takyon> TOP500 and Green500 story coming
[14:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato
[14:47:05] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes his wall outlet and cracks his whip
[14:47:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> must now go eat donuts
[14:50:22] <takyon> this might be the most informative thing I've seen on hpcwire
[14:50:23] <takyon> http://www.hpcwire.com
[14:50:28] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03TOP500 Reanalysis Shows 'Nothing Wrong with Moore's Law'
[14:52:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Spain Issues Arrest Warrant Against Israel PM Netanyahu - http://sylnt.us - rattling-the-world's-smallest-sabre
[14:58:40] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[14:58:41] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03Hillary Clinton: Stop helping terrorists, Silicon Valley – weaken your encryption • The Register
[14:59:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, saw that last night
[15:06:39] <takyon> they really want to make the tech industry into low hanging fruit
[15:08:01] <takyon> sure, let a couple of nerds use PGP and Tor. they'll be closely monitored for metadata. Everyone else who uses encryption from Apple, Google, Whatsapp, whatever can't get "actually works grade" encryption. Decryption will happen at the centralized servers.
[15:19:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp. i'm just glad that linux and foss in general will be giving the finger to anyone who tries to get them to backdoor anything.
[15:20:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> means i can have whole disk encryption and a vpn that they can't just flip a switch and it isn't even there.
[15:21:40] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[15:21:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1898
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[15:21:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[15:21:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1899
[15:21:53] <takyon> they'll just insert brain chips into prominent FOSS devs
[15:21:59] <takyon> forcing you to write your own code
[15:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing i'm just a minion. NCommander is screwed though.
[15:23:21] <takyon> bout to make my 400th submission, counting crap I deleted or got deleted
[15:24:11] <cmn32480> from the "does it come with ketchup?" dept
[15:24:55] <takyon> just vinegar
[15:25:32] <cmn32480> buzzard - am gonna change the title to match the article. we'll catch a ton of crap for a clickbaity headline like that
[15:26:41] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[15:27:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't be helped. i'm in a cheerfully defiant mood today.
[15:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, on which one though?
[15:30:20] <cmn32480> apple
[15:30:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i thought the others were way more clickbaity really
[15:31:35] <cmn32480> haven't got that far
[15:31:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean nobody's actually gonna believe.... wait, yeah they would. people are dumb.
[15:31:57] <cmn32480> anybody else think that pnas.org sounds kinda like penis?
[15:32:10] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[15:32:56] <cmn32480> kinda like fyling into Pensacola, FL.
[15:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm kinda on a roll for me today
[15:33:02] <cmn32480> their airport code is PNS
[15:33:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, this is why i like being a guy. our sense of humor may gain maturity but it never really leaves the dick and fart jokes behind either.
[15:34:07] <takyon> pingas
[15:35:08] <cmn32480> exact;y
[15:35:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[15:58:15] * TheMightyBuzzard adds yet another sub to the queue
[16:10:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nap time i think
[16:10:31] <cmn32480> rough day, obviously
[16:11:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, coffee n donuts n goofin on the internet. wore me smooth out.
[16:11:23] <cmn32480> must be rough
[16:11:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what saturdays is for.
[16:17:57] <takyon> look at the last para on my latest submission
[16:18:10] <takyon> I found a little fuckup in the Green500 potentially
[16:18:14] <takyon> bout to write an email to them
[16:18:37] <takyon> well when I say found a fuckup, I mean a fuckup that they very quietly fixed and hoped nobody would notice
[16:23:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows Turns 30: What's Your Earliest Memory of the OS? - http://sylnt.us - tada.wav
[16:24:16] <takyon> between the June and Nov 2015 lists
[16:28:41] <takyon> oh wait, I may have jumped the gun
[16:28:51] <takyon> maybe not though, it depends
[16:29:09] <takyon> but they have a different kW power consumption listed
[16:32:20] <cmn32480> hmmm.... how to handle this one:
[16:32:43] <cmn32480> article is quote in a submission, but subsequently changed, and the whole point of the sub has been removed form the article
[16:33:21] <cmn32480> the only reference that I can find ot the originla article is a copy/pasta on a blog that was following the Paris attacks
[16:33:35] <cmn32480> whatd'ya think takyon?
[16:33:37] <takyon> uh
[16:33:59] <cmn32480> Original Sub - https://soylentnews.org
[16:34:00] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: EU phones tracked by non-EU surveillance
[16:34:07] <cmn32480> http://www.theguardian.com
[16:34:08] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03EU ministers agree tighter border checks as Paris death toll rises to 130 | World news | The Guardian
[16:34:10] <cmn32480> linked artilce
[16:34:17] <cmn32480> the quote in the sub isn't there
[16:34:17] <takyon> well I know that the text copy sometimes changes a lot on certain breaking news stories
[16:34:40] <takyon> ideally you could find a cached version of the article
[16:34:44] <takyon> let me click those links
[16:35:40] <takyon> first off
[16:35:56] <takyon> the quote in the sub seems like something that would just be rewritten or restated in the new version of the article
[16:36:06] <takyon> so i doubt this is dire
[16:36:11] <cmn32480> I can't find it
[16:36:48] <cmn32480> me thinks it is too mcuh work adn I am gonna dump it
[16:36:50] <takyon> it probably happened because it was a breaking news that morphed into a new breaking news
[16:37:00] <takyon> we have had aa ton of these articles already
[16:37:07] <cmn32480> bin it?
[16:37:36] <takyon> not just yet
[16:37:38] <takyon> let me look around
[16:37:41] <cmn32480> ok
[16:37:45] <takyon> look at the thing I did
[16:37:48] <cmn32480> I iwll bounce out of it to somethign else
[16:37:51] <takyon> I need help crunching those numbers
[16:37:52] <cmn32480> will do
[16:41:11] <takyon> one thing is green500 supposedly uses their own numbers or interpretation to do these calculations
[16:41:35] <takyon> so I need to figure out why power consumption was increased
[16:41:50] <takyon> it's #3 on the June 2015 list, and #12 on the Nov 2015 list
[16:42:03] <takyon> but the #2 on the June 2015 list disappeared entirely.
[16:42:05] <cmn32480> ok
[16:42:16] <takyon> maybe the actual supercomputers were merged or something
[16:42:22] <takyon> physically
[16:42:38] <cmn32480> taken off line? either temporarily or permanently
[16:43:31] <takyon> i think they might have been treated as two separate entities in June and one now
[16:43:45] <takyon> while they were always treated as 1 entity on the Top500
[16:44:21] <takyon> yeah I think that might be it
[16:44:29] <takyon> http://www.green500.org
[16:44:30] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03The Green500 List - June 2015 | The Green500
[16:44:39] <takyon> add the power consumption of Suiren and Suiren Blue. It's about 60
[16:44:52] <takyon> http://www.green500.org
[16:44:54] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03The Green500 List - November 2015 | The Green500
[16:44:58] <takyon> the new version is 55
[16:45:23] <cmn32480> sounds reasonable
[16:45:24] <takyon> so they added them together, subtracted some power, but apparently didn't increase performance at all
[16:57:47] <takyon> i'll just not email and use that explanation later
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[17:10:29] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[17:10:29] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03Who's running dozens of top-secret unpatched databases? The Dept of Homeland Security • The Register
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[18:31:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, that was some quality nap there
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[19:46:22] <SirFinkus> wow, it snowed last night
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[22:52:23] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:52:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1900
[22:52:46] * crutchy is listening to https://www.youtube.com
[22:52:47] <JarJarLinks> ^ 03Zomboy - Nuclear (Guitar Cover) - YouTube
[22:53:05] <crutchy> sounds much nicer with ambiance
[22:53:47] <crutchy> esp the low guitar chords
[23:29:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pigeons Trained to Identify Breast Cancer - http://sylnt.us - Columbidae-versus-Mammaries
[23:31:09] <crutchy> Bender, s/Columbidae-versus-Mammaries/birds-checking-out-birds/
[23:31:09] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pigeons Trained to Identify Breast Cancer - http://sylnt.us - birds-checking-out-birds
[23:31:17] <chromas> titpecking
[23:32:27] <crutchy> hexchat-- # fuck you devs who think ctrl+c shouldn't copy to clipboard
[23:32:27] <Bender> karma - hexchat: -1
[23:33:22] <crutchy> hexchat-- # fuck you devs who think there shouldn't at least be a cut/copy/paste option set on the main menu and right-click context menu
[23:33:22] <Bender> karma - hexchat: -2
[23:34:30] <crutchy> hexchat-- # fuck you devs who ate all my chicken chips
[23:34:30] <Bender> karma - hexchat: -3
[23:35:10] <nick> ctrl+c works for me on hexchat
[23:35:58] <crutchy> hexchat-- # fuck you devs for making my hexchat not behave like nick's
[23:35:58] <Bender> karma - hexchat: -4
[23:36:26] <crutchy> hexchat-- # fuck you devs for systemd
[23:36:26] <Bender> karma - hexchat: -5
[23:36:48] <chromas> hexchat windows edition?
[23:36:51] <crutchy> hexchat-- # fuck you devs for hillary clinton's face
[23:36:51] <Bender> karma - hexchat: -6
[23:37:55] <crutchy> yeah
[23:38:41] <crutchy> windows-- # because bill gates ipwns and ismacks
[23:38:41] <Bender> karma - windows: -19
[23:39:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> cheeseburgers++ # just because
[23:39:05] <Bender> karma - cheeseburgers: 1
[23:39:20] <crutchy> php in windows seems too hard
[23:39:46] <crutchy> there's no 'sudo apt-get install php5' command
[23:40:04] <chromas> can you ssh into your desktop?
[23:40:20] <crutchy> i could if it were on :p
[23:41:07] <chromas> that's what kids are for
[23:41:07] <crutchy> the kids could probably turn it on for me, if they could get to it through the shit that is stacked up around my desk :(
[23:41:59] <chromas> do you have mac address for it? you know, just lying around somewhere, so you can fire off a WoL packet
[23:43:04] <crutchy> its prolly in one of the routers
[23:43:15] <crutchy> oh wait no its not wireless
[23:43:41] <crutchy> think wol is disabled anyway
[23:43:58] <crutchy> might turn it on on my way to coffee
[23:45:25] <crutchy> i'll just delphi instead
[23:51:14] <SirFinkus> wow, I found a new place in Morrowind
[23:51:27] <SirFinkus> well, a place I hadn't been before