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[00:00:13] <Ethanol-fueled> It's always a compromise, though.
[00:01:05] <crutchy> marriage is like php programming... sometimes its an ugly hack, but its awesome when it works
[00:02:04] <Ethanol-fueled> I can't speak with authority because I've never been married, but all of my friends who are happily married hate everybody who isn't in their immediate family.
[00:02:33] <chromas> Do they always ask when you're getting married?
[00:02:57] <Ethanol-fueled> and all of my friends who are not happily married and/or divorced just want to be able to have their dicks sucked while simultaneously watching football games.
[00:03:03] <Ethanol-fueled> consequences be damned, those are for later.
[00:03:05] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[00:03:06] <js--> ^ 03Friend's birthday cake - Imgur
[00:03:12] <crutchy> pOrNZ@!!!!
[00:03:48] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, my friends envy my ability to go home and not have to answer to anything. My family is traditional and they give me shit, but I shrug them off.
[00:04:17] <chromas> Sure, they're miserable, but I bet they deny the shit out of it
[00:04:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Because I can't tell them the truth, which is, hurry up and die and leave me the money, then maybe I will have the resources to start a family.
[00:04:59] <Ethanol-fueled> I could to it M******-style, but that would only mean that the kid gets the money and not me.
[00:06:10] <chromas> You mean marry a girl at her quinceanera?
[00:06:24] <Ethanol-fueled> WHOA, that is an awesome cake, crutchy.
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[00:06:46] <Ethanol-fueled> I did consider it porn...especially cuz it had Kit-Kats.
[00:07:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas, no, I mean just knock somebody up without regard to finances.
[00:07:31] <Ethanol-fueled> ...and assuming that the s**** will just take care of it for me.
[00:07:34] <chromas> that's also n*****-style
[00:07:43] <Ethanol-fueled> true, chromas.
[00:09:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I've worked with P***** R***** who had a grand total of like 7-8 kids from 3 different mommas making half of what I made...and the biggest complaint they had about it all was that babies are crying all the time and women are insane when they're pregnant.
[00:22:26] <Ethanol-fueled> I shall return later...for the BOOZE...is kickin' in.
[00:22:55] <Ethanol-fueled> And I quit weed a week ago. * punches old lady down the street *
[00:23:31] * Ethanol-fueled does a shit-sparay backflip and grants all +10 Attack
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[00:42:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening, gentlemen.
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[00:44:26] <Ethanol-KILL_EM_ALL> https://www.youtube.com
[00:44:26] <js--> ^✓ 03Panzer rollen in Afrika vor English Subtitle - YouTube
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[01:22:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It Took 18 Hours to Pour the Foundation for San Francisco's Tallest Skyscraper - http://sylnt.us - how-long-will-it-take-to-dry?
[01:23:17] <paulej72> 18 hrs is nothing
[01:23:41] <paulej72> some foundations take days of confinuous pouring
[01:34:49] <crutchy> yay blisters from sprayin weeds
[01:35:31] <chromas> what, uhh.....what're you spraying with?
[01:35:49] <crutchy> paulej72, the construction of the hoover dam is the most interesting that i've come across regarding concrete
[01:36:03] <crutchy> they had to refrigerate the concrete just to get it to cure
[01:36:08] <chromas> "um, is this a god dam?"
[01:36:23] <crutchy> chromas, i was just using one of those little hand sprayer thingys
[01:36:33] <crutchy> didn't have an electric one
[01:36:48] <chromas> of the type you have to pump? were you pumping in public?
[01:36:58] <chromas> use lube
[01:36:58] <crutchy> i must be out of practice hand pumping
[01:44:51] <crutchy> ooh police heliwopter out and about
[01:44:58] <crutchy> must be full terrorism mode
[01:45:16] <chromas> they found you
[01:45:25] * crutchy wonders how many drunkards are mooning it
[01:45:36] <chromas> they're a-comin' for you for whacking off your weeds
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[01:45:46] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:45:46] <js--> ^✓ 03The Toxic Avenger Kills Bozo and Slug - YouTube
[01:46:04] <chromas> the bot needs to show how many times it's seen a link
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[01:46:22] <crutchy> speaking of toxic, i'm risking life and limb atm by eating cheap noodlees
[01:46:43] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:46:43] <js--> ^✓ 03The Toxic Avenger Kills Bozo and Slug - YouTube
[01:46:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahhahahha
[01:47:04] <crutchy> i'm prolly eating half of the styrofoam container too :L
[01:47:17] <Ethanol-fueled> mmmm, noodles.
[01:47:37] <crutchy> ~weather
[01:47:39] <exec> 11Melbourne VIC - currently 16°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 16 km/h, humidity 55% - Sunday sunny (10°C:21°C), Monday partly cloudy (17°C:28°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (13°C:32°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (19°C:28°C)
[01:47:55] <crutchy> hmm. feels a bit warmer than that
[01:47:59] <chromas> crutchy: don't east plastic. that's where SJWs come from
[01:48:05] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[01:48:24] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:48:24] <js--> ^✓ 03The Toxic Avenger 1984 mexican restaurant fight scene - YouTube
[01:48:35] <chromas> plastic simulates estrogen and turns you into a giant pussy
[01:48:38] * crutchy imagines eating a SJW
[01:48:56] <crutchy> ew gross
[01:49:20] <crutchy> 'don't touch that... you dont know where its been!'
[01:49:35] <chromas> We need a $100,000 grant to test this hypothesis
[01:50:04] * crutchy proposes we test it on democrats
[01:50:19] <crutchy> and neocons
[01:50:47] <chromas> Ask Soylent: Is there a correlation between the uprise in biodegradable plastic water bottles and increase in SJWism?
[01:51:06] <chromas> Betteridge Farm remembers
[01:51:21] <crutchy> better reverse the question then
[01:51:33] <crutchy> Ask Soylent: Is there a lack of correlation between the uprise in biodegradable plastic water bottles and increase in SJWism?
[01:52:31] <crutchy> option 5: cowboy neal is a sjw
[01:53:24] <crutchy> option 6: these polls are rediculous. we need moar!!!
[01:53:48] <Ethanol-fueled> option 7 : kill them. Kill them all.
[01:54:10] <crutchy> option 8: wtf is miley cirus smoking anyway?
[01:54:40] <chromas> rediculous. you're right, feminists do nee a redicking
[01:54:49] <chromas> need
[01:55:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Last Halloween I bought a Lyft for myself and my buddy.
[01:55:34] <Ethanol-fueled> The driver was German.
[01:55:46] <crutchy> they love dick. they get pounded every night and then complain about how sexist that sort of behavior is
[01:56:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I mentioned the movie "Falling Down" and he brought up the scene in the fast-food joint.
[01:56:19] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you fag.
[01:56:35] <chromas> that's the only scene I recall from that movie
[01:56:42] <crutchy> shh dont tell my wife
[01:57:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Yerg. Come on, fellas.
[01:57:28] <Ethanol-fueled> "It's been a pleasure frequenting your establishment"
[01:57:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahheeheehoooooo!
[01:57:46] <crutchy> cobol is the only non-fag programming language
[01:58:48] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i been listening to van halen so i do feel a bit faggety
[01:59:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I beel listening to FALLING DOWN
[01:59:44] <crutchy> is that some kinda pop group?
[02:01:43] <crutchy> so whatever happened with that big military exercise in texas that was supposed to trigger some kind of revolution?
[02:02:04] <crutchy> somethingerother 5
[02:02:38] <crutchy> jade helm
[02:02:39] <chromas> the HiPhone 5
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[02:04:27] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahahha
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[02:08:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech
[02:08:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I almost vomited
[02:10:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Swirl shit mine....FIRE!
[02:10:25] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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[02:11:02] <crutchy> the irony is that people like alex jones are probably doing a service to the government by destroying the credibility of the real fears that apparently many middle class americans are feeling
[02:11:33] <crutchy> the reality is that the middle class in america *is* being economically threatened
[02:12:11] <crutchy> taxed and inflated out of existence
[02:12:27] <chromas> that's just what THEY WANT YoU TO BElieVE!
[02:12:47] <crutchy> nah i don't have to listen to alex jones to find that out
[02:13:12] <crutchy> i listen to the guy that was being laughed at before the 2008 crisis for sounding economic alarm bells
[02:14:56] <crutchy> art laffer still owes him a penny
[02:16:08] <chromas> Alex Jones is my hero
[02:16:13] <chromas> sandwich
[02:16:20] <chromas> nut flavored
[02:17:57] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[02:17:58] <js--> ^ 038/28/2006-Peter Schiff Predicts The US Economic Collapse With Unbelievable Accuracy - YouTube
[02:19:20] <crutchy> "i'll bet you a lot more than a penny"
[02:22:20] <chromas> aha! http://www.xtremesystems.org!
[02:22:23] <js--> ^ 03AMD FX tin box secret thread [post pics!]
[02:22:33] <chromas> I just thought there was supposed to be some card game included
[02:24:52] <crutchy> solitaire
[02:25:01] <crutchy> 3D!!
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[02:29:44] <cmn32480> well.. I managed to get the kids fed without any of them gnawing on my legs
[02:30:02] <cmn32480> but I suppose chocolate chip and bacon pancakes are not the healthiest option for dinner
[02:30:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Simple pancakes are good pancakes.
[02:30:45] <Ethanol-fueled> buttermilk without crap in them.
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[02:43:21] <cmn32480> we keep a box of the Aunt Jemima "just add water" kind in the pantry
[02:43:25] <cmn32480> they are good enough
[02:43:31] <cmn32480> at leat for my kids
[02:53:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Low Cost Impedance Tomography - http://sylnt.us - it's-a-little-over-my-head
[02:58:10] <cmn32480> time for bed.
[02:58:22] <cmn32480> goodnight cruel world! See you tomorrow!
[02:58:37] <cmn32480> ~g'night everybody
[02:58:39] * exec diabolically drops a coffee++ mug of glowballs on everybody
[02:58:46] <chromas> cmnight32480
[02:59:01] * cmn32480 wonders what bot that calls on
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[02:59:20] <cmn32480|away> night chormas
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[04:34:50] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone.
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[07:27:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - City Council of Bern Demands Transition to FOSS Before 2019 - http://sylnt.us - freeedom!
[07:51:55] <crutchy> haha orgasmatron moment... followed by "fucking access!!!!"
[07:52:14] <crutchy> apparently ado uses % in place of * in ms access sql queries
[07:52:26] <crutchy> of course it fucking does :<
[08:58:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Technique for Mobile Image Processing in the Cloud Cuts Bandwidth Use over 98 Percent - http://sylnt.us - image-up-jpeg-back?
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[11:09:02] <cmn32480> I hate days when I just wake up at 5am
[11:11:15] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:11:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1872
[11:11:21] <crutchy> ~time
[11:11:23] <exec> Sunday, 15 November 2015 @ 10:11 pm GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[11:11:31] <cmn32480> ~time
[11:11:33] <exec> Sunday, 15 November 2015 @ 6:11 am EST - Baltimore, MD, USA
[11:11:36] <crutchy> ergh. almost monday :/
[11:11:47] <cmn32480> deepressing, ain't it?
[11:13:10] <crutchy> when i'm at work i just wanna code. problem is i'd never make as much dosh as a programmer
[11:13:34] <crutchy> well, not here anyway
[11:13:59] <crutchy> cant really complain though. my job isn't too bad
[11:14:28] <cmn32480> agreed... I rather like my job... but I'd rather be home
[11:14:54] <cmn32480> something to be said for being independantly wealthy
[11:15:10] * cmn32480 wishes he had first hand experience
[11:15:59] <crutchy> home++
[11:15:59] <Bender> karma - home: 4
[11:16:51] <crutchy> money doesn't buy happiness (apparently) but it keeps the missus off your back at least :p
[11:17:27] * crutchy isn't wealthy either :(
[11:19:10] <cmn32480> it may not buy happiness, but it makes it a lot easier to find
[11:19:50] <crutchy> and you can get much better coffee with it
[11:20:17] <cmn32480> if you don't have to worry about putting food on the table and a roof over the head, doing what you love makes you happy (supposedly), and to get the first part you ahve to have money
[11:20:25] * crutchy ran out of coffee tonight
[11:20:33] <cmn32480> brb... gonna go fire up the coffeepot
[11:20:34] <crutchy> jar coffee
[11:20:49] <cmn32480> ach.... you poor bastard
[11:20:55] <cmn32480> my sympathies
[11:21:10] * cmn32480 give crutchy some internets to go buy coffee
[11:21:12] <crutchy> tomorrow i'll have to use the coffee machine, so not a total disaster :p
[11:21:40] <crutchy> takes a couple of minutes more effort to use
[11:22:18] <crutchy> i usually like the nescafe mild roast instant
[11:23:27] * crutchy fires up some van halen
[11:23:48] <cmn32480> instant? bleh
[11:24:09] <cmn32480> my dad used (and likely still does) drink the Folgers instant
[11:24:25] <cmn32480> it nearly put me off coffee when I had it last
[11:26:01] <crutchy> pods are nice, but theyre a bit more bitey
[11:26:31] <crutchy> i usually get 11's though, which is apparently pretty strong
[11:26:45] <crutchy> nfi what the max/min is
[11:26:58] <cmn32480> 11's? higher the number stronger the coffee?
[11:27:09] <cmn32480> so getting a 1 is getting a cup of hot water?
[11:27:09] <crutchy> i think so yeah
[11:27:15] <crutchy> heh prolly
[11:27:56] <cmn32480> got it.
[11:28:41] <cmn32480> ok so the pods are kinda like a Keurig machine?
[11:29:06] * cmn32480 googles madly
[11:29:56] <cmn32480> http://www.super-espresso.com
[11:29:58] <js--> ^ 03Where To Buy Nespresso Capsules + Nespresso Coffee and Tea Variety Packs | Super-Espresso.com
[11:30:00] <cmn32480> somethign like this?
[11:31:58] <crutchy> yup thats kinda what they look like yeah
[11:32:47] <crutchy> not a very big machine though
[11:33:09] <cmn32480> ok
[11:33:38] <cmn32480> so the machine is something like this:
[11:33:38] <cmn32480> http://www.amazon.com
[11:33:40] <js--> ^ 03Amazon.com: Keurig K45 Elite Brewing System, Black: Drip Coffeemakers: Kitchen Dining
[11:34:07] <cmn32480> of course you ahve the one in purple
[11:36:21] <crutchy> http://www.k-fee-system.com
[11:36:22] <js--> ^ 03583 | K-fee System GmbH
[11:36:26] <crutchy> its just silver and black
[11:36:41] <crutchy> lol they make it look like some kinda spaceship in that page
[11:37:25] <cmn32480> coffee in 5.... 4....3....2....1....
[11:37:53] <cmn32480> pretty much the same thing
[11:37:58] <cmn32480> put pod in
[11:38:07] <cmn32480> insert cup
[11:38:10] <cmn32480> push button
[11:38:12] <cmn32480> get coffee
[11:41:09] <cmn32480> ooo coffee pot beeped
[11:58:16] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:58:17] <js--> ^ 03Van Halen - "Hot For Teacher" (Official Music Video) - YouTube
[11:58:45] <cmn32480> it's taking too long.. I think it got slashdotted
[11:59:48] <crutchy> the coffee pot?
[12:00:33] <cmn32480> the link
[12:00:48] <cmn32480> took like 25 seconds for the video to start
[12:02:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:02:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1873
[12:02:24] <cmn32480> back when music videos were actually art
[12:02:31] <cmn32480> and the music was decent too
[12:02:36] <cmn32480> amen buzzard
[12:02:39] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:02:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1874
[12:03:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, damn fine call on that video
[12:04:24] <cmn32480> anybody notice MDC's latest sig?
[12:04:29] <cmn32480> "My poor spelling is due to brain injury sustained when the Oregon Health & Sciences University police assaulted me."
[12:05:24] <crutchy> david lee roth is a fkin tool, but i don't mind some of eddie's playing
[12:06:09] <crutchy> still wouldn't compare it to ac/dc. angus was right that ac/dc and van halen are almost different genres
[12:06:48] <cmn32480> Van Halen is more toward Hair Metal
[12:07:19] <cmn32480> AC/DC is more like real rock and roll. without all the glitz and spandex
[12:07:35] <crutchy> i like eddie's plickety plick style still though
[12:07:43] <cmn32480> he's a genius
[12:07:44] <crutchy> lol not sure what to call it
[12:08:02] <cmn32480> probably one of the best rock guitar players of all time...
[12:08:26] <cmn32480> I've seen it somewhere that his talent level is only slightly below that of Hendrix
[12:09:05] <crutchy> with hendrix it was prolly the drugs playing
[12:09:11] <cmn32480> ok
[12:09:20] <crutchy> hendrix was just along for the ride :p
[12:09:35] <cmn32480> I'll buy that logic... but he had to ahve some talent behidn the drugs
[12:09:35] <crutchy> nah just shittin
[12:09:45] <crutchy> hendrix was good
[12:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hendrix was good but he's really only noteworthy because he pioneered things
[12:10:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's by no means the best with an axe
[12:11:49] <crutchy> angus is a god of improv
[12:11:52] <cmn32480> plausible, but by being a pioneer (and dying young) he did new wild and crazy thigns that other people innovated on
[12:11:56] <cmn32480> http://forums.zeropaid.com
[12:11:56] <js--> ^ 03Rolling Stones list of 100 guitar gods | ZeroPaid Forums
[12:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, he laid a significant amount of groundwork but on the technicals people have surpassed him many times over
[12:13:14] <cmn32480> agreed
[12:13:39] <cmn32480> but sometimes it is the laying of the foundation that elevated you to the status
[12:14:01] <crutchy> that list doesn't even have chet atkins pfft
[12:15:11] <cmn32480> note the date on it... 2003
[12:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> or brad paisley
[12:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> though paisley is most certainly not a rock or blues style guitarist. his roots are more bluegrass.
[12:15:56] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:15:57] <js--> ^ 03ZZ Top - Legs (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) - YouTube
[12:16:26] * crutchy gets his old fart on
[12:16:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[12:16:40] <js--> ^ 03Gardening Tips : How to Grow Black-Eyed-Susan - YouTube
[12:16:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, wrong link
[12:16:54] <chromas> well it's rolling stone; probably didn't research it. they'll print a retraction later.
[12:16:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://youtu.be
[12:16:59] <js--> ^ 03Brad Paisley - Time Warp (Live on Letterman) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[12:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you mean like the frat gang rape article?
[12:19:01] <chromas> yessir, that was the reference
[12:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! i caught a recent pop culture reference!
[12:20:36] <cmn32480> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[12:20:36] <Bender> Added quote 597
[12:21:16] <chromas> Rolling Stone presents Laci Green in Mattress Girl
[12:21:26] <chromas> rated NC17
[12:22:33] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:22:33] <js--> ^✓ 03Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive - YouTube
[12:22:43] <cmn32480> sounds like a wholesome family friendly pic
[12:23:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> having an 80s evening are we, crutchy?
[12:25:27] <cmn32480> somethign wrong with that Buzzard?
[12:26:07] <crutchy> every evening is an 80's evening :p
[12:26:18] <crutchy> well, not really. but i was an 80's kid
[12:26:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> absosmurfly not. it's the music of me youth
[12:26:40] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:26:42] <js--> ^ 03Jon Bon Jovi - Blaze Of Glory - YouTube
[12:26:44] <crutchy> another great riff
[12:26:50] <cmn32480> oddly enough.. it was the music of my early childhood
[12:27:45] <cmn32480> that makes you olld buzzard
[12:27:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes it does
[12:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully, there's a coffee for that
[12:28:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:28:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1875
[12:28:18] <cmn32480> lol
[12:30:46] * cmn32480 slowly drains the sub queue between sips of coffee++
[12:30:52] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:30:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1876
[12:31:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Star Trek: Renegades Kickstarting Two More Episodes - http://sylnt.us - where-man-went-once-before
[12:32:42] <crutchy> might go out with this one tonight
[12:32:43] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:32:44] <js--> ^ 03Noiseworks - "Take Me Back" - YouTube
[12:36:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to do it alone, they hate yanks
[12:36:56] <cmn32480> My youtube is still stuck on Bon Jovi
[12:37:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> really should go out on this one though even if it was a `91 song. https://www.youtube.com
[12:37:28] <js--> ^* 03AC/DC - Thunderstruck - YouTube
[12:40:13] <crutchy> went out with that one last night :p
[12:40:24] <crutchy> anyway, ciao o/
[12:40:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[12:40:33] <cmn32480> night crutchy
[12:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, not loving the stability of sword coast legends. crashes on linux as well but at least it don't cause the whole bloody computer to reboot.
[12:42:02] <cmn32480> i don't have an answer for that except more coff
[12:42:05] <cmn32480> ee
[12:42:09] <chromas> sounds like an os bug
[12:42:56] <chromas> quick! update your drivers!
[12:43:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, damn linux and its separation of powers.
[12:44:18] * cmn32480 wonders whatever happened to Lindows
[12:44:52] <chromas> became linspire
[12:45:24] <cmn32480> aHHHH
[12:45:41] <chromas> looks like it was killed off in favor of an ubuntu-based thing
[12:46:27] <cmn32480> oh boy... my daughter just got up
[12:46:43] <cmn32480> and has crawled inot my lap as I type
[12:46:50] <cmn32480> I think I ought ot tickle her
[12:47:11] <chromas> do it
[12:47:48] <cmn32480> she squealed... loudly in my ear
[12:48:03] <cmn32480> and is now trying (with varying success) to tickle me
[12:48:37] <cmn32480> now she is trying to roll her tongue
[12:49:00] <cmn32480> she's three (almost four)... it is funny :-)
[12:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> wee lil girls are pretty funny all around
[12:51:00] <cmn32480> yes... and all I have to do at theis one is wiffle a finger
[12:51:20] <cmn32480> and she squeals
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[13:16:28] <cmn32480> hey buzzard - think this is a soylvertisement?
[13:16:29] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[13:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, seems pretty informative to me. i mean who doesn't need to know more about shoes?
[13:18:21] <cmn32480> every link in the thing is to some German Nike store
[13:18:28] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:18:31] <cmn32480> http://www.freerungunstigschweiz.com
[13:18:34] <js--> ^ 03Original Nike Free 3.0, Nike Free Run Günstig Schweiz
[13:18:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> /sarc
[13:19:32] <cmn32480> binned
[13:19:45] <cmn32480> I hate deleting stuff without at least somebody else looking at it
[13:20:09] <cmn32480> and since you and I are the only ones awake this early on a Sunday... you got elected!
[13:20:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[13:20:51] <cmn32480> 3 more stories in the sub queue and we is empty
[13:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice, maybe folks will fill it back up
[13:22:17] <cmn32480> hopefully
[13:22:26] * cmn32480 shakes the submission tin loudly
[13:22:35] * cmn32480 hears the echo from the empty IRC room
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[13:23:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine for more coffees and nicotine
[13:32:56] <cmn32480> ok... shingle time. I _WILL_ get this bloody project completed today
[13:33:16] <cmn32480> if I have to staple my kids to the roof as shingles.. this will get done.
[13:33:43] <cmn32480> almost 9am... neighbors shouldn't be too pissed 'bout the compressor at this hour
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[14:32:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BBC Encourages Rebellious Welsh Town to Move Offshore - http://sylnt.us - taste-of-their-own-meds
[16:03:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Confidence Gap - http://sylnt.us - the-confidence-game
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[16:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, you really gotta want an optimized system or really hate systemd to use gentoo
[16:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> gentoo_user: why yes, i would like my system tied up compiling every time any software package gets updated
[16:40:08] <nick> over the years ive never been tempted to try out gentoo once, couldn't say why, just never seemed like a good idea
[16:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> giving it a go now in a vm but man it's taking a year and a day just to install
[16:48:27] <nick> http://cdn.meme.am
[16:50:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[16:51:56] <nick> i think it's just tradition now
[16:52:04] <nick> it wouldnt be gentoo without a long install process
[16:56:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really could do without it, all things being equal
[16:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's going to get enough of my time just updating
[16:57:52] <nick> i guess it creates a suitably frustrating barrier to entry, keeps the true believers out of the gentoo community perhaps?
[16:58:10] <nick> anyone but the true believers i mean
[16:58:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spose. it's pretty much the last refuge of anyone who wants package management worth a damn but doesn't want systemd though.
[17:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh nice, it's taken almost a half hour to install syslog-ng and its dependencies
[17:34:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Digital Natives Push for Personalized Healthcare Technology - http://sylnt.us - can-I-get-that-on-my-ipad?
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[17:46:07] <SirFinkus> lol steam music
[17:46:25] <SirFinkus> I started playing music in a game
[17:46:30] <SirFinkus> quit the game
[17:46:38] <SirFinkus> and the music continues to play, with no way to stop it
[17:57:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[19:06:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Design and Implementation of Microdrivers - http://sylnt.us
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[21:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah and gamers are dead and the pc is dead and microsoft is dead
[21:17:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://nerdist.com
[21:17:45] <js--> ^ 03The Fencing World Championship Hosted an Awesome Lightsaber Duel | Nerdist
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[21:25:17] * SirFinkus just put several hours into openmw
[21:25:20] <SirFinkus> it's happening again
[21:25:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> what is?
[21:25:52] <SirFinkus> the acciction
[21:26:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, nod nod. i put quite a few hours into the original but i dunno how i'll fare against openmw
[21:27:09] <SirFinkus> didn't accomplish much, but found a kickass ring I'd never found before
[21:28:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, how do ya restore mana besides sleep?
[21:28:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> potions, gear?
[21:28:44] <SirFinkus> mods
[21:28:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> been many moons since i played the beastie n i forgot
[21:28:56] <SirFinkus> I'm running galsaih's character development
[21:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, screw mods
[21:29:07] <SirFinkus> adds in some mana regen
[21:29:16] <SirFinkus> I mostly agree
[21:29:30] <SirFinkus> I only have that one, and enhanced herbalism
[21:29:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> there was a way in the original, i remember cause i could just sit there and chain cast stuff.
[21:29:42] <SirFinkus> I'd highly recommend the latter mod
[21:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm generally a stickler for unmodded games. feels like cheating to use a mod.
[21:30:24] <SirFinkus> it makes the plants so they aren't containers, and they disappear when you pick them
[21:30:46] <SirFinkus> not really a cheating mod, just makes picking plants much less of a pita
[21:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[21:30:56] <SirFinkus> the rates and mechanics are all the same
[21:31:24] <SirFinkus> GDC is just a rebalance really, and gets rid of the weird "gamey" aspect of leveling up
[21:31:37] <SirFinkus> going for the endurance levels etc
[21:32:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> jumping is fun though
[21:32:43] * TheMightyBuzzard glares at his gentoo vm
[21:32:58] <SirFinkus> but acrobatics is governed my strength, not endurance
[21:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[21:34:21] <SirFinkus> I'm taking about things like training useless misc skills (for your character) like medium armor so you could get the max endurance multiplyer and won't screw yourself later on
[21:37:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, nod nod
[21:37:36] <SirFinkus> the mana regen just stops the "resting after every battle" thing if you're a mage
[21:37:44] <SirFinkus> unless you're abusing enchantments
[21:38:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> abusing enchantments is part of the fun
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[21:38:19] <SirFinkus> machinegun fireballs
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[21:40:57] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[21:43:19] <nick> http://www.ft.com
[21:43:20] <js--> ^ 03( https://subscribe.ft.com )
[21:43:30] <nick> thx ft
[21:43:55] <nick> http://edition.cnn.com
[21:43:55] <js--> ^ 03France announces Raqqa airstrikes on ISIS - CNN.com
[21:46:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> good for france. first backbone we've seen from em in a long time.
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[21:48:13] <kash> hai guys (n gals)
[21:48:30] <kash> i just got out of jail after 38 days, basically, for producing an open source competitor to a proprietary software
[21:49:17] <kash> story here: https://www.gofundme.com
[21:49:19] <js--> ^ 03Son needs lawyer in Canada by Michelle English Li - GoFundMe
[21:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> not to be a bastard but that's unreadable to me. badly needs paragraphs.
[21:59:06] <nick> ...
[22:15:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like a scam to me
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[22:20:26] <kash> yeah i'm not the one who typed it up
[22:20:35] <kash> it was my mother, while i was in the unit
[22:21:33] <kash> it's hard to get ahold of people unless you can collect call
[22:21:59] <mythterj> What is amazing is that actually drew some contribrutions. Its such a mess nobody can understand what is at issue here.
[22:22:32] <kash> also, my project can be google search as "tripleback" and the accuser is "jentu technologies"
[22:22:42] <kash> pretty easy to determine that it's not a scam
[22:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> not off the info given it's not.
[22:25:05] <kash> thanks, i will let my mom know she can't become an international journalist
[22:27:09] <kash> i always thought the bigger issue was how a civil case was put through criminal courts
[22:27:15] <kash> but you've shown me the light :-)
[22:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> you a regular to the site?
[22:36:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[22:36:17] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5951, owned by qwertyemmagoldman
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[22:37:49] <kash> no
[22:38:13] <kash> i used slashdot but it seems to not have an IRC network anymore
[22:38:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineers Develop 'Killer Cells' to Destroy Cancer in Lymph Nodes - http://sylnt.us - designer-cells
[22:39:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna grab a smoke, back directly.
[22:48:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell ya what, if you want to write the story up with enough verifiable information that we can tell it's true or not, i'll find an editor and see if he'll put it up on the site.
[22:52:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> we got a good bunch of folks here. if you're on the level it wouldn't surprise me if they funded you an hour or two after the story ran.
[23:12:49] <kash> this guy named Richard Yao, a developer of ZFSonLinux, has been following the story from day one and he's the one who donated $1000 there
[23:13:09] <kash> in fact he wanted his donation to be public because it would lend credence to my story but it shows up as Anonymous
[23:15:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> the gentoo dev?
[23:18:01] <kash> yes
[23:18:01] <kash> ryao
[23:18:02] <kash> his mother donated money too. it really warmed my heart
[23:18:48] <kash> he was offering to be an expert witness in my case because he did his own review of the evidence and found nothing really except exculpatory informations
[23:19:35] <kash> they sorta overwhelmed the courts with bullshit irrelevant information, an entire box full of emails and text messages which had very little to do with the charges
[23:21:09] <kash> took me about 6 hours to go through everything and i was even there for all of the original communications
[23:21:13] <kash> :|
[23:21:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay paperwork
[23:21:45] <kash> it was all these disjointed emails and SMS, which aimed to make it look like i was just sooooo angry with my prev employer
[23:22:32] <kash> even in my disclosure the evidence summary was, though we do have lots of emails and texts showing that the defendant is upset with the complainant, we do not have anything that explicitly points to wrongdoing
[23:22:57] <kash> and that was enough to pursue my case over 5 months, landed me in jail for nearly 40 days
[23:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> what charge?
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[23:36:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> kash_, you interested in writing your story for the site?
[23:37:13] <kash_> i submitted something but i dont think i worked hard enough on it, i will have to try again tomorrow when i'm less tired
[23:37:21] <kash_> i'll bother you about it then, if you want :)
[23:37:42] <kash_> i'd appreciate some help in getting my story out there because its kinda f'ed up how it's guilty til proven innocent here
[23:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> better to bother an editor. i'm a code monkey.
[23:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you want i can nuke the story you subbed though so you can redo it.
[23:42:25] * kash_ is too
[23:44:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> kash_, tell ya what. email me your story in your own words and i'll run it by the eds and see if we can get something resembling proper journalism out of it. fuck knows it won't be my writing though.
[23:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> themightybuzzard@soylentnews.org
[23:45:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably take a couple days. we're all volunteer around here so no telling when people are around.
[23:46:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> go heavy on the details if you would. i'd like to give folks the whole story instead of just a blurb.
[23:47:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, i gotta jet. time to cook dinner.
[23:51:36] <kash_> thanks :)