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[00:00:52] <crutchy> will be interesting to see if they can get to 2300 by 2020. the ruskies are pretty good as mass production so they might be able to bring the cost down, or they might outsource to china
[00:03:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coronavirus Breakthrough: Protein Mutation Affects Spread and Virulence of Respiratory Virus - http://sylnt.us - fighting-colds,-Alzheimers,-and-MS || Paris Attacks: Dozens Dead and Hostages Held at Bataclan - http://sylnt.us
[00:15:50] <chromas> We should invade antarctica. damn ice beaner penguins won't share their weather data with google
[00:15:57] * chromas declares War on Ice
[00:16:15] <arti> Iceholes!
[00:16:24] <chromas> Icee what you did there
[00:16:43] <crutchy> capitalist penguins!
[00:16:59] <crutchy> we're against capitalism no right?
[00:17:02] <crutchy> *now
[00:17:10] <crutchy> capitalism is the new communism
[00:17:12] <chromas> They're Icelamic
[00:17:12] <arti> only if trump is speaking
[00:18:57] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd move there. I hate people.
[00:20:50] <arti> totally why you socialize online
[00:21:16] * arti manifests a litter covered cat loaf next to ef
[00:21:20] <chromas> Netflix has this: http://www.imdb.com
[00:21:21] <js--> ^ 03Metástasis (TV Series 2014– ) - IMDb
[00:21:26] <chromas> only has one pentagram though
[00:21:32] <chromas> (rating)
[00:22:44] * Ethanol-fueled eats arti's catshit loaf.
[00:22:50] <Ethanol-fueled> always did have a liking for home-cookin'
[00:23:00] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, I do interact online, but on my own terms.
[00:23:05] <chromas> fresh-baked kitty biscuits
[00:23:59] * arti dices up another line
[00:27:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Aw, a comment was locked at -1, insightful
[00:27:24] <Ethanol-fueled> nevermind, I'm just an idiot who forgot how the moderation system works.
[00:32:28] * Ethanol-fueled rabblerouses and mods up inflammatory comments in the discussion
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[00:36:15] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, you forgot how it works?
[00:36:30] <crutchy> dude i never knew how it worked in the first place :p
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[00:47:12] <Ethanol-fueled> https://soylentnews.org
[00:47:13] <js--> ^ 03SN comment by [02Ethanol-fueled (2792)] (02Score:1)
[00:47:29] <Ethanol-fueled> mod up! mod up!
[00:47:48] <mechanicjay> mod-whore
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[00:50:02] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, you spelled ackbar wrong
[00:50:04] <nick> apparently you can't mod an unmoderated comment "overrated", the system works...
[00:50:17] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah nick
[00:50:41] <crutchy> s/ackbar/snackbar/
[00:50:41] <sedctl> <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, you spelled snackbar wrong
[00:51:02] <Ethanol-fueled> mmmm, snackbars...snickers or milky way?
[00:51:22] <crutchy> milky way is for whites only :p
[00:52:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Guess it depends on whether or not you like nuts.
[00:52:24] <Ethanol-fueled> almond snickers is the bomb
[00:52:35] <Ethanol-fueled> caramel twix is also the bomb-diggity
[00:52:46] * crutchy prefers twirl
[00:52:58] <crutchy> hmm
[00:53:12] * crutchy wonders if he should do some sort of inline google script
[00:53:20] <crutchy> like
[00:53:28] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, twirl looks interesting. is the inside cookie?
[00:53:32] * crutchy prefers [twirl]
[00:53:41] <crutchy> nup. all chocolate
[00:54:03] <Ethanol-fueled> in that case you're being J**** out of chocolate with all that empty space.
[00:54:18] <crutchy> like a choc coated flake
[00:54:29] <Ethanol-fueled> lol - "The intense chocolate hit"
[00:54:29] <artificial> http://www.theguardian.com
[00:54:31] <js--> ^ 03Indonesia is burning. So why is the world looking away? | George Monbiot | Comment is free | The Guardian
[00:54:36] <crutchy> nah it melts in your mouth a lot easier
[00:54:45] <crutchy> without the mess of a flake
[00:55:09] <crutchy> s/.*/like a flake without the mess/g
[00:55:09] <sedctl> <crutchy> like a flake without the mess
[00:57:46] <chromas> Indonesia's stealing our fire eh
[00:59:47] <Ethanol-fueled> https://soylentnews.org
[00:59:48] <js--> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:-1, Troll)
[00:59:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Mod up! Mod up!
[01:01:04] <crutchy> chromas, its cos there's no oil or religion involved :p
[01:01:36] <crutchy> if someone said that the fire was lit by an islamic oil baron the media would be all over it
[01:05:51] * Ethanol-fueled done blown all five of his mod points in the discussion
[01:06:06] <Ethanol-fueled> all upmods
[01:15:42] <Ethanol-fueled> maybe a downmod
[01:23:48] <crutchy> ~weather
[01:23:50] <exec> 11Melbourne VIC - currently 17°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 23 km/h, humidity 52% - Saturday partly cloudy (11°C:19°C), Sunday partly cloudy (10°C:22°C), Monday mostly sunny (16°C:27°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (13°C:31°C)
[01:24:14] <crutchy> perfect weather today
[01:24:24] <crutchy> why the hell am i inside?
[01:24:48] * crutchy went outside to get some grass for his pigpigs
[01:25:26] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, do you have swine?
[01:25:31] <Ethanol-fueled> vietnamese pot-bellieds?
[01:25:40] <crutchy> guinea pig x 2
[01:25:59] <crutchy> they love their grass
[01:26:09] <Ethanol-fueled> got any other pets?
[01:26:16] <crutchy> do kids count?
[01:26:23] <Ethanol-fueled> not really.
[01:26:31] <crutchy> then nope
[01:26:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I got pets...cockroaches and silverfish. They come and go as they please.
[01:26:49] <crutchy> will prolly end up getting a dog one day, but not yet
[01:26:57] <crutchy> haha yeah we prolly got a few of them
[01:27:04] <crutchy> our house is a pig sty :/
[01:27:40] <Ethanol-fueled> living in an alley isn't a good situation for cats. Vet bills are expensive and not covered by Obamacare.
[01:28:18] <crutchy> news @ 11: democrats hate cats!
[01:28:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Bigger, meaner feral cats and speeding vehicles with drunken m******* drivers is a bad situation for a domesticated tabby.
[01:29:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Or I can keep the cat indoors with a catbox, and those stink up the whole place with ammonia and cat shit.
[01:29:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Not to mention that cats track litter in a 5-foot radius around the catbox
[01:31:13] <crutchy> yeah can't imagine urban environment would be much good for pets
[01:32:32] <Ethanol-fueled> A hamster would be cool.
[01:33:02] <Ethanol-fueled> little bastards draw blood when they bite though. And then they bite the bars on their cages all night and that's noisy.
[01:33:16] <artificial> easy, just electrify those
[01:33:37] <Ethanol-fueled> That's mean. Hamster teeth grow indefinitely unless they gnaw on stuff.
[01:34:22] <Ethanol-fueled> the cheeck pouches are pretty cool though.
[01:34:24] <crutchy> you could have a hamster army
[01:34:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Breaking News: Paris Attacks: Dozens Dead and Hostages Held at Bataclan [UPDATED] - http://sylnt.us || Functionality of Smartphones Integrated into Ordinary Glasses - http://sylnt.us - can-you-see-me-now?
[01:34:46] <Ethanol-fueled> did you ever notice that hamster tails are the exact size and shape as their poopies?
[01:34:55] <crutchy> Bender, s/can-you-see-me-now/glassholes-2.0/
[01:34:55] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Breaking News: Paris Attacks: Dozens Dead and Hostages Held at Bataclan [UPDATED] - http://sylnt.us || Functionality of Smartphones Integrated into Ordinary Glasses - http://sylnt.us - glassholes-2.0?
[01:35:38] <crutchy> i'm such a cynic :/
[01:37:03] <chromas> you're right. it should be 2.1
[01:37:28] <chromas> or 210. decimals are unhip
[01:40:42] <SirFinkus> and I'm back
[01:41:05] <SirFinkus> I just had a man's oiled fingers deeper inside me than I was comfortable with
[01:41:49] <chromas> Bender: grab SirFinkus
[01:41:49] <Bender> Added quote 595
[01:41:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, did you get the prostie-o?
[01:42:04] <SirFinkus> naw, the massage
[01:42:08] <SirFinkus> I feel great now though
[01:42:10] <Ethanol-fueled> "massage"
[01:42:48] <SirFinkus> I suppressed laughter when he asked me to roll over on my back
[01:43:27] <SirFinkus> anything new happen in paris?
[01:43:34] <Ethanol-fueled> What were you wearing during the massage, Fink?
[01:43:48] <SirFinkus> just my underoos
[01:43:58] <Ethanol-fueled> french-cut bikini-briefs?
[01:45:15] <SirFinkus> trying to find a pic
[01:45:33] * Ethanol-fueled won't click on the pic link
[01:46:22] <SirFinkus> http://www.amazon.com
[01:47:11] <Ethanol-fueled> <SirFinkus> Okay here's a link to the pic http://4.bp.blogspot.com
[01:47:36] <SirFinkus> he said there was a lot of stress in my outer colon
[01:48:13] <SirFinkus> I'll wear these next time http://www.amazon.com
[01:48:15] <js--> ^ 03Generic Men's Ultra Sexy Camouflage Single Side G-string/Thong/Underwear Briefs at Amazon Men’s Clothing store:
[01:48:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't leave much to the imagination.
[01:48:38] <SirFinkus> "Our Asian size runs SMALL and please choose 1 SIZE larger than your normal size;Size:M/L/XL Fit Well, 1 pc Underwear included"
[01:49:13] <SirFinkus> like, can they even say that?
[01:51:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahh! They actually said that!
[01:52:01] <SirFinkus> check the page
[01:52:15] <Ethanol-fueled> ¡ Que horrible !
[01:52:47] <SirFinkus> so what the fuck actually happened in Paris?
[01:53:00] <SirFinkus> I was leaving when this shit started breaking
[01:53:36] <SirFinkus> somebody tl;dr it
[01:53:45] <Ethanol-fueled> durka-durka's armed with bombs and kalashnikovs stormed a Justin Bieber concert and systematically executed 100, then killed another 40 in other attacks throughout Paris. The story is ongoing.
[01:54:04] <SirFinkus> seriously justing beiber?
[01:54:10] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[01:54:27] <SirFinkus> justin
[01:54:33] <chromas> fucking
[01:54:38] <Ethanol-fueled> unfortunately, they didn't kill Beiber himself.
[01:55:01] <SirFinkus> impossible, kalashnikovs are banned in france
[01:55:30] <SirFinkus> and surely concert security would have stopped them when they searched their bags
[01:55:38] <Ethanol-fueled> hmm, you're right, Finkus...the story of people being shot could not possibly be true since guns are banned in Paris.
[01:56:14] * Ethanol-fueled scratches head
[01:56:47] <SirFinkus> come to think of it
[01:56:52] <SirFinkus> killing people is illegal too
[01:56:58] <chromas> aha! it was an nra-sponsored false flag
[01:57:12] <SirFinkus> and Islam is a religion of peace
[01:57:17] <SirFinkus> the entire thing sounds fishy
[01:57:35] <Ethanol-fueled> ...to...get...guns...legal...in...France...so...gun...manufacturers could TURN A PROFIT!
[01:57:40] <Ethanol-fueled> It's all so clear now!
[01:57:42] <SirFinkus> no muslim would kill innocents ever
[01:57:55] <SirFinkus> they're practically Jainists
[01:58:38] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:58:58] <Deucalion> Uhm... what's this about Paris?
[01:59:14] <Ethanol-fueled> durka-durka's armed with bombs and kalashnikovs stormed a Justin Bieber concert and systematically executed 100, then killed another 40 in other attacks throughout Paris. The story is ongoing.
[01:59:27] <Deucalion> fuck
[01:59:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Or so they say.
[01:59:59] <Deucalion> Missed it breaking - was watching some catch-up crap
[01:59:59] <SirFinkus> yeah, it seems to be a big fucking deal
[02:00:43] <Deucalion> shit - multiple locations and borders closed....
[02:00:56] <Bytram> !uid
[02:00:57] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5949, owned by bvarba
[02:01:13] <Bytram> Deucalion: yeah, it's all over the news
[02:01:18] <SirFinkus> they closed the borders?
[02:01:20] <SirFinkus> shit
[02:01:29] <SirFinkus> maybe they should have done that earlier...
[02:01:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I hear from "sources" that the borders aren't closed.
[02:02:05] <Ethanol-fueled> my sister is in Italy :(
[02:02:21] <crutchy> shh Ethanol-fueled CNN and Fox are desperately trying to hype it
[02:02:43] <crutchy> ISIS has weapons of mass destwuction@
[02:02:49] <Bytram> crutchy: what? that EF's sister is in Italy?
[02:02:53] <Bytram> ;)
[02:03:03] <crutchy> we must send a million troops into syria right now!
[02:03:07] <SirFinkus> more importantly, the pro dota player that leaved near one of the shootings is ok
[02:03:51] <Ethanol-fueled> If those fuckers get my sister I'm going to give durka-durkas PIGS' BLOOD IVS before sending them straight to JAHANNAM
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[02:03:57] * SirFinkus is listening to Tool — Vicarious, from the album 10,000 Days
[02:04:19] <SpallsHurgenson> okay, time to spend money. what do I want to spend money on?
[02:04:50] <SirFinkus> Grandia 2
[02:05:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls - an AR-15 with hologram scope, laser sight, and hundreds of rounds of ammo.
[02:05:24] <crutchy> hundreds? thats not enough
[02:05:25] * SpallsHurgenson googles grandia 2...
[02:05:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Thwab-seeking missiles
[02:05:30] <SpallsHurgenson> the good: dreamcast!
[02:05:32] <SpallsHurgenson> the bad: jrpg
[02:05:38] <Ethanol-fueled> and BACON. Lots and lots of BACON.
[02:05:46] <Ethanol-fueled> It's CLOBBERIN' time.
[02:05:57] <SirFinkus> I'm anti ar15 for SHTF
[02:06:04] <Ethanol-fueled> what do you prefer, Fink?
[02:06:11] <SirFinkus> good bolt action rifle
[02:06:19] * SpallsHurgenson checks to see if there is anything on GOG he can waste his money on
[02:06:21] <SirFinkus> ar15 would be good for the first few weeks
[02:06:22] <SpallsHurgenson> (hey, there is!)
[02:06:24] <crutchy> yeah must admit i'm with SirFinkus
[02:06:31] <SirFinkus> but if you're getting into gunfights, you're doing it wrong
[02:06:37] <crutchy> snipers are the government's worst fear
[02:06:48] <SirFinkus> no, not a "sniper" rifle
[02:06:55] <SpallsHurgenson> hah, you brought a rifle to a trebuchet fight! Sproing! Splat! I win :)
[02:07:01] <SirFinkus> thinking more like k31
[02:07:07] <SirFinkus> and tons of ammo
[02:07:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Carry the AR as primary, the 1911 as the sidearm, and a high-accuracy bolt with scope slung over your shoulder
[02:07:28] <Ethanol-fueled> single-shot bolt
[02:07:33] * Bytram shoots the trigger line! Oh, wait. Splat! ooops.
[02:07:40] <crutchy> and some c4 for burying in the road
[02:07:43] <SirFinkus> oh yeah, need a sidearm too
[02:08:00] <SirFinkus> the sidearm is for defense, the rifle is more of a utility thing
[02:08:05] <Bytram> my arms are already on the side; where are yours?
[02:08:16] <crutchy> on his gun
[02:08:23] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't go with the 1911 though
[02:08:39] <crutchy> german and russians make best rifles
[02:08:39] <SirFinkus> I love the 1911, but I'd want something easier to conceal and with more shots
[02:08:54] <crutchy> s/make/made/
[02:08:54] <sedctl> <crutchy> german and russians made best rifles
[02:09:05] <SirFinkus> nope, the swiss made the best bolt action
[02:09:18] <crutchy> which one?
[02:09:22] <SirFinkus> the K31
[02:09:23] * SpallsHurgenson dual-wields GAU-8 Avengers :)
[02:09:26] <crutchy> ah'
[02:09:34] <Ethanol-fueled> what would you use for a sidearm? 9? .357?
[02:09:41] <SirFinkus> 9mm probably
[02:10:34] <SirFinkus> might even go with somthing wimpy like .380 since I'm better at shooting it
[02:11:00] <SirFinkus> but probably would go with 9mm
[02:11:22] <SirFinkus> seems to be a good tradeoff
[02:11:28] <Ethanol-fueled> a guy I know tried to commit suicide by shooting himself in the forehead with a .22. The bullet ricocheted of his dome and he lived.
[02:12:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Or so the legend goes.
[02:12:38] <SirFinkus> a .22 would be valuable in a shtf scenario though
[02:12:51] <cmn32480|away> Ethanol-fueled - you are at +5 Troll!
[02:12:59] <cmn32480|away> https://soylentnews.org
[02:13:00] <js--> ^ 03SN comment by [02Ethanol-fueled (2792)] (02Score:5, Troll)
[02:13:00] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, I thought it was down to 2.
[02:13:09] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[02:13:14] <Ethanol-fueled> well, shit, I'll be damned.
[02:13:23] <cmn32480> that is one of those rare accomplishments
[02:13:43] * Bytram clicks
[02:13:46] <Ethanol-fueled> the saddest part about that is its true. that issue of TIME actually said that.
[02:14:05] <Ethanol-fueled> lemme see if I can find the article online....
[02:15:28] <Ethanol-fueled> meh. I'll scan it and post it here later.
[02:15:36] <Ethanol-fueled> The hard-copy is at granny's house.
[02:16:17] <SpallsHurgenson> okay, no peeking everyone, I'm typing in my credit-card number now
[02:16:23] * SpallsHurgenson minimizes IRC just to be safe
[02:16:44] <crutchy> !start-keylog SpallsHurgenson
[02:17:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I actually do minimize IRC when I type in private stuff... but that's more to make sure I don't accidentally type a CC#, SSN or password in the wrong window
[02:17:39] <SpallsHurgenson> again
[02:18:24] <crutchy> i've typed a root password here
[02:18:33] <crutchy> or might have been in ## or somewhere
[02:19:06] <SpallsHurgenson> what was the password?
[02:19:15] <SpallsHurgenson> and have you changed it since then? :)
[02:19:20] <crutchy> prolly not
[02:19:35] <crutchy> i don't value security of my linux boxen much anyway
[02:19:51] <crutchy> mostly just full of crap
[02:19:55] <SpallsHurgenson> was it *******? I bet it was *******
[02:20:12] <Deucalion> You wouldn't be the 1st to do that.... particularly easy when you have "focus follows mouse" set and then use the keyboard to switch application and paste credentials... woah shit! that wasn't meant to go there! :)
[02:20:29] <crutchy> nah it was chr(0)x8
[02:20:57] <crutchy> i usually fuck up cos i type my passwords quick and hit enter straight away
[02:21:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I gotta re-up my sub for SN but am waiting to buy a burner card.
[02:21:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Which I cannnot do when drinkink
[02:22:11] <cmn32480> your support is appreciated Ethanol-fueled :-)
[02:22:57] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: not to worry THAT much, you had originally subscribed on 2014-11-09; so you're only out for less than a week
[02:23:07] <Ethanol-fueled> no prob, CMN. I may be an asshole but I'm still an ally.
[02:24:21] <Bytram> and I second cmn32480's comment; I've had different viewpoints from yours, I do read all that you post as I've gained some nice insights, too.
[02:25:06] <Deucalion> You liven the place up EF... in a non-PC or controversial way sometimes... but vive la difference :D p.s. I'll still kick you when you get wrecked and go all caps in IRC with a rant :P
[02:25:23] <Ethanol-fueled> that's fine. I don't take that personally.
[02:25:38] <Ethanol-fueled> If I ran a forum and had self-control, I'd do the same thing.
[02:25:41] <SirFinkus> naw, it's cool SpallsHurgenson, soylent irc censors sensitive numbers automatically see? ***-**-****
[02:25:48] <Deucalion> good, it is not meant personally and you know that.
[02:26:11] <Ethanol-fueled> I did go to the shopkeeper and buy a bezerker potion just in case of invasion.
[02:26:12] <Ethanol-fueled> http://imgur.com
[02:26:13] <js--> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[02:26:19] <SirFinkus> even passwords *************
[02:26:54] * SpallsHurgenson adds six new games to his library; three of them I've already played and three I'll probably never play :)
[02:30:01] <SirFinkus> LMAO
[02:30:06] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[02:30:14] <SirFinkus> the mizzou retards are bitching they don't have the media spotlight anymore
[02:30:26] <Bytram|away> time for me to get some shuteye... be well everyone!
[02:31:06] <Deucalion> Nite Bytram.. sleep well
[02:31:28] <chromas> ~define mizzou
[02:31:30] <Bytram|away> Deucalion: shall do, and the same to you!
[02:31:31] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Mizzou: Better than Kansas University
[02:31:38] <chromas> is that one of the schools?
[02:31:52] <Bytram|away> chromas: Missouri University, I think
[02:31:53] <SirFinkus> some stupid shit
[02:32:05] <SirFinkus> don't look into it if you don't want to lose brain cells
[02:32:58] <Ethanol-fueled> lata
[02:33:05] <SirFinkus> cya
[02:33:28] <Ethanol-fueled> agreed, fink. The mizzou thing was a classic textbook case of internet-related retardnedness.
[02:33:59] <Ethanol-fueled> people were posting semi-convincing trolls on twitter and the "protesters" were re-tweeting it all accepting it as gospel.
[02:34:31] <Ethanol-fueled> and the shit swaztika was backwards! Backwards!
[02:34:32] <SirFinkus> I made a comment about it on one story
[02:35:04] <SirFinkus> basically, I argue that the curated and censored content of many internet hubs doesn't prepare people to have their views challenged
[02:35:32] <SirFinkus> on all the social networks, you can just block people or get them banned if their posts make your brain hurt a little
[02:35:41] <SirFinkus> but you can't do it IRL
[02:35:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that was in the Reddit discussion, no?
[02:35:48] <SirFinkus> yeah
[02:35:50] <Ethanol-fueled> that was a good comment.
[02:36:06] <SirFinkus> Reddit is particularly bad because of the illusion of free speech
[02:36:16] <SirFinkus> they don't think it's censored, they just think everybody thinks like that
[02:36:51] <SirFinkus> anyone who doesn't is clearly crazy
[02:38:06] -!- mechanicjay has quit [Quit: Leaving.]
[02:38:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Reddit is compromised.
[02:38:38] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, maybe it was a trendy take on 'reverse-naziism' or some shit
[02:38:39] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, very much with you on this. I would rather be in the company of people I disagree with than some corralled group that all think alike. It is good to challenge one's beliefs or to have them challenged in open and courteous discussion. Seems most people don't really like that... just want to have their on conceptions reinforced. Small minds IMO.
[02:39:00] <SirFinkus> naw, NOBODY likes it
[02:39:02] <crutchy> (the backwards swastika)
[02:39:19] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you've giving everybody too much credit.
[02:39:20] <SirFinkus> we're designed to feel bad
[02:39:34] <SirFinkus> when confronted with opinions we don't agree with
[02:40:00] <crutchy> i just feel like the other guy is stupid :p
[02:40:22] <crutchy> but trolling is fun
[02:40:27] <Ethanol-fueled> being confronted with an opposing point of view can be a strengthening experience. You better argue your point and/or open your mind to alternate points of view.
[02:40:38] <crutchy> freenode is full of tards
[02:40:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Reddit squandered their potential by simply silencing dissent...silently.
[02:40:52] <Ethanol-fueled> They deserve to fade into irrelevancy.
[02:41:02] <Ethanol-fueled> (just as Slashdot did)
[02:41:10] <SirFinkus> I disagree with the whole "karma" and "upvoting" thing
[02:41:18] <crutchy> coffee++
[02:41:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1866
[02:41:40] <crutchy> yeah i think -1 should be default view
[02:41:43] <SirFinkus> I realize soylent has these features too, but that's a negative imo
[02:42:01] <crutchy> cos i never log in and always have to change the setting myself to see all the comments
[02:42:12] <SirFinkus> inevitably it devolves into +1 agree -1 disagree
[02:42:22] <crutchy> i wanna go to SN to see everyone's take
[02:42:24] <Deucalion> wut? "designed".... by who or what? Bollocks... it is more comfortable to be in the company of others that share the same opinions, but it is dangerous as it leads to group think and susceptibility to manipulation of opinion to ever more ridiculous positions, But being in a bubble of like minded people it gains momentum. Discourse and disagreement followed by compromise is the sane way to go.
[02:42:51] <SirFinkus> well, designed is the wrong word
[02:42:57] <Deucalion> yup
[02:43:02] * crutchy wrestles Deucalion to the ground. thankfully i'm wearing underpants
[02:43:12] <SirFinkus> I didn't say it was great, but it's the way that we're wired
[02:43:16] Deucalion is now known as juggs
[02:43:30] <SirFinkus> we aren't logic machines, we're the product of evolution
[02:43:30] <juggs> Sexism! crutchy!
[02:43:41] <SirFinkus> being part of a group is a good survival strategy
[02:43:45] <crutchy> we're wired to the seven sins
[02:43:50] <crutchy> ~g seven sins
[02:43:52] juggs is now known as Deucalion
[02:43:52] <SirFinkus> being an outsider is unpleasant
[02:43:53] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:44:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that's why a fightin' spirit should be tolerated.
[02:44:48] <crutchy> if you take away all the religious bullshit, humans consist of lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride
[02:44:57] <Ethanol-fueled> with groupthink, a circle-jerk, where people passively accept, can be easily compromised by moles who learn the groupthink and subtly direct the whole.
[02:45:01] <SirFinkus> generally, just going along with the group is a good strategy for individual survival, even if it isn't necessarily good for the entire group's survival
[02:45:05] <SirFinkus> or any moral considerations
[02:46:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Even sibling kittens know that to playfully fight each other strengthens them and better-prepares them for adulthood.
[02:46:42] <Deucalion> But if the group do not survive neither do the individuals within the group... kinda makes sense when one just had to stay alive long enough to form a sprog or two.... in modern society, it's subtly different.
[02:47:14] <crutchy> we blame societies problems on minorities :p
[02:47:22] <SirFinkus> yeah, but it's really an arm's race
[02:47:34] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com wheeeeeeeee! I mean, erp... I'm gonna be sick!
[02:47:35] <js--> ^ 03Experience the Blue Angels in 360-degree video - YouTube
[02:47:45] <Deucalion> Don't include me in that "we" crutchy :P
[02:47:56] <SirFinkus> religions in particular have very good strategies for survival
[02:47:57] <crutchy> have you seen the skydiving one SpallsHurgenson ?
[02:48:21] <crutchy> ~g 360 view skydiving youtube
[02:48:24] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[02:48:40] <SpallsHurgenson> hush you! do you know how hard it is to get regurgitated food chunks out of a keyboard?
[02:49:45] <SpallsHurgenson> ehn, that's not as impressive... I like having control of the camera :)
[02:49:49] <Deucalion> For those that can access BBC iPlayer http://www.bbc.co.uk Chris Hadfield (US ISS astronaut as guest from 15 mins in) and something about cats in the 15 mins before for Spalls.
[02:49:51] <js--> ^ 03BBC iPlayer - Russell Howard's Good News - Series 10: Episode 4
[02:50:02] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty!
[02:50:19] <crutchy> hmm. that was a shitty skydiving video :/
[02:50:25] <crutchy> there was a much better one somewhere
[02:50:39] <crutchy> actually it might have been one with a wing suit
[02:50:59] <SirFinkus> I'm probably a terrible person for saying this, but whenever one of these terrorist attacks happen, I'm less sad for the people that die than the inevitable reactions
[02:51:39] <SirFinkus> scores of people just waiting to pounce on shit like this
[02:51:46] <SpallsHurgenson> SirFinkus: I can't help but agree. I literally had tears on 9/11, less for the destruction and death and more from the knowledge of how fucking insane America was going to become because of it
[02:51:47] <SirFinkus> fucking vultures
[02:51:52] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[02:51:54] <js--> ^ 03Wingsuit 360° Experience - YouTube
[02:51:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I'm sad for them, but the fact is in this recent case they likely outnumbered the people executing them. They should have fought more.
[02:52:03] <crutchy> not the one i was thinking of, but not bad ^
[02:52:17] <SirFinkus> the hedbo thing was almost positive, if it wasn't so hypocritical
[02:53:14] <Deucalion> I liked the Baumgartner one from way up high... imagine being so high you see the curvature of the earth in front of you and inky blackness of space behind and saying "OK - let's jump"... oh yeah... makes dangling on a bungee look tame.
[02:53:21] <Ethanol-fueled> The lesson learned from 9/11, that the world should have learned, is that they WILL kill as many as they can and any innocents involved should make effort to stop them.
[02:53:44] <SpallsHurgenson> I do have a little bit of schadenfreud about the france thing; they were so vocal against america during its insanity (and perhaps rightfully so) that I am somewhat interested in how they as a nation will react now to a similar attack
[02:54:14] <SirFinkus> "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
[02:54:16] <Ethanol-fueled> France was right about America's insanity then, however, they should have still learned from the situation.
[02:54:17] <SirFinkus> seems about right
[02:55:10] <Ethanol-fueled> If you're fucked, you're fucked. So you can try to beat the odds or be led to the slaughter like livestock.
[02:56:14] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[02:56:16] <js--> ^ 03What happens to your checked in bags? 360 degree view behind the scenes - YouTube
[02:57:16] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, you nailed it. The body count is not the terrorists' aim... the reaction is. France would do well to give their traditional Gallic shrug then seriously fuck over everyone involved with extreme prejudice. Then tomorrow, get on with with business as usual as if it never happened.
[02:57:56] <takyon> #GetDrunkForParis
[02:58:04] <takyon> #LikeMe
[02:58:04] <Ethanol-fueled> #Stiffupperlip
[02:58:08] <SpallsHurgenson> http://nimmobay.com another nifty 3D video. not quite as nauseating, although it does require Flash
[02:58:08] <SirFinkus> like, 9/11
[02:58:09] <js--> ^ 03Visit Us - 360 Fly Over - Travel Accommodations All Inclusive Resort British Columbia, Canada
[02:58:12] <SirFinkus> here's what you do
[02:58:18] <SirFinkus> no changes
[02:58:29] <SirFinkus> just build the towers exactly how they were as a "fuck you"
[02:58:31] <takyon> AMA ethanol
[02:58:38] <SirFinkus> maybe build them twice as high
[02:58:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, there were plenty of changes...they just affected everybody except the assholes who caused the problems.
[02:59:33] <Ethanol-fueled> #NukeSaudiArabia
[02:59:42] <SirFinkus> I favor just rebuilding exactly how they were
[02:59:44] <SpallsHurgenson> (admittedly, Flash does make me a bit sick to the stomach...)
[02:59:48] <takyon> this is your time, ethanol
[03:00:05] <Ethanol-fueled> what should I ask?
[03:00:18] <SirFinkus> now, why are you so interesting that people are desperate to ask you questions takyon?
[03:00:24] <SirFinkus> are you a rock star or something?
[03:00:33] <takyon> i am a soylentnews rockstar
[03:00:34] <SirFinkus> or maybe you're from the FUTURE
[03:00:44] <takyon> plus I can post anything on the front page
[03:00:45] <SirFinkus> it makes sense now
[03:00:52] <Ethanol-fueled> If you're kneading yourself in anticipation of revealing anything about yourself, spit it out now...I'm not playing games.
[03:00:57] <SirFinkus> post goatse to prove it
[03:01:00] <SirFinkus> I don't believe you
[03:01:04] * SpallsHurgenson staddles a glass pyramid and croaks, "Are you a god?"
[03:01:15] <SirFinkus> if you don't post goatse, I won't believe you have that power
[03:01:21] <takyon> nah
[03:01:30] <SirFinkus> see? he's bluffing
[03:01:40] <Ethanol-fueled> besides, I'm getting intoxicated. Just cracked open the bezerker potion. Not enough cognitive ability to psychoanalyze except that you know javascript.
[03:02:06] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com ah, a Flashless youtube version of the previously posted video :)
[03:02:08] <js--> ^ 03Northstudio360 presents The Nimmo Bay Experience.mov - YouTube
[03:02:10] <takyon> yes do that
[03:02:14] <takyon> I'm doing it
[03:02:17] <takyon> everyone should be doing it
[03:02:35] <SpallsHurgenson> (hmm, except without the movable camera...)
[03:02:59] <SirFinkus> wait, I saw a DARE presentation about this...
[03:03:09] <SirFinkus> umm, NO!
[03:03:16] <takyon> I don't care about the terrorist attack until tomorrow when there are more details
[03:03:29] <takyon> except I was looking for footage on LiveLeak and I didn't see anything interesting yhet
[03:03:35] <SirFinkus> that's the right answer right? the nice policeman told me so
[03:03:54] <SpallsHurgenson> no takyon; you're doing it wrong! You must sit on the edge of your chair, watching TV 24 hours a day and feeling more and more terrified every second!
[03:04:16] <takyon> let them come
[03:04:20] <takyon> multiculturalism for all
[03:04:38] <takyon> #####
[03:05:01] <SpallsHurgenson> no, you must feel the terror!
[03:05:10] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, what do you think France should do by way of retaliation? They are militarily strong and someone just tweaked their nose. Where do you send traditional bombers or land based troops when the enemy is within your own population?
[03:05:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm selling terrorist-protection rocks for $999.99 and I won't see a dime of it if people aren't scared of their own shadows!
[03:05:53] <takyon> you bomb the hood of course
[03:06:02] <SirFinkus> not sure, it's all gray area shit
[03:06:07] <SpallsHurgenson> why are you trying to destroy my business method? And can I sue you for that? :)
[03:06:15] <SirFinkus> clamping down on the borders was a good idea
[03:06:57] <SpallsHurgenson> nothin' like a good clamping, I always say
[03:06:59] <Deucalion> horse stable bolt...
[03:07:24] <SirFinkus> the whole refugee "crisis" seems to be centered more around germany and northern european contries
[03:07:41] <SirFinkus> I haven't been following super closely though
[03:08:06] <SpallsHurgenson> http://videosift.com
[03:08:07] <js--> ^ 03The Evolution of Batman's Gotham City
[03:08:13] <SirFinkus> root out all of those folks and examine them closely, it's super naive to think they all have good intentions
[03:09:17] <SirFinkus> now, if you want something politically popular, you have to bomb someone I guess
[03:09:33] <SirFinkus> "ISIS" is kind of a hard target to bomb
[03:10:05] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm pretty sure if you blow up the Earth you'll get 'em all :)
[03:10:42] <SirFinkus> feed all the countries ending in a "stan" to a RNG and just pick one, you can probably sell that to the people
[03:11:03] * SirFinkus might be a bit cynical
[03:11:48] <takyon> oh so does anybody think France will send a few jets to bomb ISIS targets because of this
[03:11:53] <takyon> regardless of difficulty
[03:11:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Wouldn't be the least surprised to hear that' the M.O.
[03:12:06] <SirFinkus> I think the question is a bit loaded tbh, retaliation isn't the right word
[03:12:08] <takyon> keep in mind I haven't looked into the news hard enough to see what they are saying about da perps
[03:12:21] <Ethanol-fueled> But remember, Saudi Arabia considered war with Yemen way back in '92 to distract the public from domestic strife...and here we are.
[03:12:35] <crutchy> takyon if from the future, and he's gunna take err jerbs!
[03:12:41] <SirFinkus> "ISIS targets" the most vague thing ever
[03:12:55] <takyon> Canada was hitting vague targets
[03:13:05] <crutchy> he's gerner teek eeur yeerbs!
[03:13:13] <Ethanol-fueled> War is a distraction, an expensive distraction, but the American armed forces were expensive to begin with.
[03:13:28] <takyon> expensive armed forces is good
[03:13:34] <takyon> more money for Lockheed and Raytheon
[03:13:39] <takyon> and Boeing
[03:13:58] <SpallsHurgenson> takyon: that's why you need to vote for me! as your new emperor I promise to build a fleet of deathstars!
[03:14:00] <crutchy> china is the best at war. so good the enemy doesn't even realize they're fighting at all
[03:14:12] <SirFinkus> bombing is the wrong approach, you need people on the ground, if you can't justify a ground invasion, you probably shouldn't be bombing them either
[03:14:31] <SirFinkus> but that doesn't really work well either
[03:14:39] <crutchy> nuke from orbit
[03:14:44] <crutchy> ripley for potus!
[03:14:45] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, that's because anybody who can buy the American government, will.
[03:15:10] <Ethanol-fueled> and for every hundred-thousand dollar bribe accepted, millions in return will be delivered.
[03:15:11] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, and therein lies the problem. If you truly claim refugee status in the EU you must do so in the first EU state you enter. People travel to Europe then across it to get to Germany, France, UK... then try to claim refugee. I understand why, but it's not the way things work. Northern Europe is creaking at the seams population wise... not because it cannot support more people but because gov't after gov't has restricted house building an
[03:15:11] <Deucalion> d infrastructure spending in favour of elevating rental costs that serve private landlords. It's a perfect storm. If you take out property from UK figures, we're in a heavy recession and it can only get worse as we continue to be lax on our borders.
[03:15:32] <crutchy> Deucalion, are you related to NCommander by any chance? :P
[03:15:54] <Deucalion> crutchy, why? Long posts?
[03:15:58] <crutchy> lol
[03:16:12] <SirFinkus> not sure I understand
[03:16:20] <crutchy> yeah sorta
[03:16:30] <SirFinkus> I'm ok with refugees, but they need to check and document these guys
[03:16:39] <SirFinkus> that doesn't seem to be happening
[03:16:52] <crutchy> but i'm in no position to throw stones. tmb did a line count for me and it turned up 80,000-odd
[03:17:04] <SirFinkus> you're an irc spammer crutchy
[03:17:11] <crutchy> i'm prolly in the top 5 blabber mouths here
[03:17:12] <SirFinkus> always running your mouth
[03:17:17] <crutchy> yup :p
[03:17:32] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — Honey. Hush! (Talking Woman Blues), from the album Ice Pickin'
[03:17:35] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fastcodesign.com (I still blame Microsoft)
[03:17:36] <js--> ^ 03How Apple Is Giving Design A Bad Name
[03:17:39] <crutchy> my mouth is writing checks that my body can't cash
[03:18:10] <SirFinkus> aww crutchy hush, you know you talk too much
[03:18:15] <Deucalion> crutchy, no, I am not related to NCommander - I am kinda expansive when I get on a point though. Will I change that... no... fuck you if you think I should :P
[03:18:19] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you and me both, because the mouth drinks the booze.
[03:18:30] <crutchy> though i think most of my blabbing was last year during the development honeymoon
[03:18:35] <crutchy> when xlefay was still about
[03:18:45] <SirFinkus> may xe rest in peace
[03:18:55] * Deucalion misses xlefay
[03:19:05] * SpallsHurgenson is listening to Leonard Cohen croon "Hallelujah" over and over again
[03:19:09] <crutchy> xlefay++
[03:19:09] <Bender> karma - xlefay: 62
[03:19:22] * Deucalion declares a minute's silence for xlefay
[03:19:27] <SirFinkus> fuck you
[03:19:30] <crutchy> lol
[03:19:46] <SirFinkus> he gets 5 seconds
[03:20:05] <crutchy> i think a lot of exec was inspired by xlefay
[03:20:20] * SpallsHurgenson tries to decide between doing something constructive or just wasting time playing video games...
[03:20:26] <SirFinkus> we just need a bot that espouses the virtues of local bacon
[03:20:38] <crutchy> spent many nights blabbing about bots, both here and on xlefay's own irc server
[03:20:44] <crutchy> xanlan
[03:21:05] <takyon> i'mfeeling it
[03:21:27] <crutchy> SirFinkus, isn't that Bender?
[03:21:43] <SirFinkus> I always feel like takyon is responding to the next message I'm going to send
[03:21:46] <crutchy> <crutchy> !karma bacon
[03:21:46] <crutchy> <Bender> karma of bacon is 110655
[03:21:58] <SpallsHurgenson> 0_0
[03:21:59] <crutchy> ^from ##
[03:22:02] * SirFinkus can't keep the bots straight
[03:22:06] <SpallsHurgenson> that's a helluva karma!
[03:22:09] <SirFinkus> yeah, there was a bacon karma bot
[03:22:18] <takyon> i've got ESP
[03:22:28] <SirFinkus> shenanigans were had in ##
[03:22:30] <crutchy> i think kobach might have doctored that karma
[03:22:57] <SirFinkus> ## used to be where the REAL soylentils chatted
[03:22:59] <Deucalion> Wasn't it kobach who kept bring up his local meat supplier?
[03:23:05] <SirFinkus> we'd laugh at #soylent
[03:23:11] <crutchy> -ChanServ- Information on ##:
[03:23:11] <crutchy> -ChanServ- Founder : !team-bacon
[03:23:12] * Deucalion is asleep at the wheel
[03:23:32] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — I Ain't Drunk, from the album Deluxe Edition
[03:23:36] <SirFinkus> fucking albert collins
[03:23:43] <SirFinkus> great stuff
[03:24:19] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, I formed ##### before even ## was cool! ~strokes beard and waves vape pipe around
[03:24:48] <crutchy> there's a few old channels still
[03:24:50] <SirFinkus> but I'm the coolest guy on the server, and I wasn't in #### so it wasn't as cool as ##
[03:25:05] <crutchy> i think i still have op in ##
[03:25:11] <SirFinkus> chromas and I have a secret channel
[03:25:26] <crutchy> #boylove ?
[03:25:41] <Ethanol-fueled> #BachaBazi
[03:25:41] <SirFinkus> HA! he wishes
[03:25:54] <SirFinkus> his boihole is far too loose
[03:26:07] * crutchy doesn't want to know how you determined that
[03:26:15] <Deucalion> OK I'm out.... red some french, shoot something (virtually) then pit. Be well lentils.
[03:26:22] <Ethanol-fueled> You silly gays. But your bars have awesome deals on drinks.
[03:26:28] <Deucalion> read*
[03:26:30] <crutchy> ~gnight Deucalion
[03:26:32] * exec covertly poops a coffee++ mug of ciri poo for Deucalion
[03:26:33] <Ethanol-fueled> lata
[03:26:37] * SirFinkus scared Deucalion off
[03:26:48] <crutchy> do gay bars have cheap drinks?
[03:26:51] <crutchy> hmm
[03:26:58] <SirFinkus> his boihole is still tight
[03:26:59] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, you're about as scary as a wet letuce
[03:27:00] <Deucalion> :P
[03:27:02] <SirFinkus> and shy
[03:27:04] <Deucalion> night
[03:27:06] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, here their drinks are way cheaper than straight bars.
[03:27:21] <crutchy> *me shudders at the thought of spooky wet lettuce*
[03:27:22] <SirFinkus> my friend goes to gay bars and gets guys to buy drinks for him
[03:27:45] <crutchy> SirFinkus, thats an awesome idea
[03:27:51] <crutchy> lead guys on
[03:27:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Just gotta get used to men looking at your cock in the pisser.
[03:28:08] <takyon> alright I'm back
[03:28:12] <crutchy> as long as you don't say your straight you can prolly go the whole night without spending a cent
[03:28:22] <Ethanol-fueled> that's mean, crutchy.
[03:28:23] <SirFinkus> only if you're secy
[03:28:27] <SirFinkus> sexy
[03:28:28] <crutchy> true
[03:28:31] <crutchy> i'd be stuff
[03:28:34] <crutchy> stuffedd
[03:28:38] <crutchy> stupid kb
[03:28:40] * SirFinkus isn't drunk, he's just drinking
[03:28:45] <takyon> yeah?
[03:28:47] <takyon> well fuck you
[03:28:50] <takyon> get pissed
[03:28:58] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[03:29:12] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard there's some shit
[03:29:14] * crutchy dickwhips tmb's new boat
[03:29:17] <SirFinkus> if you'Ve been sleeping
[03:29:33] <crutchy> been fooshin much?
[03:29:37] <takyon> U.S.S.R. Capsized
[03:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, not sleepin. watchin some silly movie. took the boat out earlier n it did fine.
[03:29:47] <SirFinkus> might want to check $newsourceofchoice
[03:29:51] <crutchy> USS R
[03:29:58] <SirFinkus> IT'S HAPPENING
[03:29:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh the paris thing?
[03:30:06] <SirFinkus> am I memeing right?
[03:30:11] <takyon> yes you are
[03:30:15] <crutchy> fiik. i dont do reddit
[03:30:27] <takyon> dat ain't no reddit
[03:30:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Tin can boats are pretty rad.
[03:30:38] <crutchy> isn't all meming to do with reddit?
[03:30:45] <Ethanol-fueled> It's just the hand-steered aspect of their motors I don't like.
[03:30:53] <crutchy> reddit is the meming capital of the shiternet
[03:31:04] <takyon> I can't even imagine what /pol/ is like tonight
[03:31:06] <SirFinkus> god, Albert Collins is great
[03:31:12] <crutchy> in bed?
[03:31:18] <SirFinkus> not sure
[03:31:34] <crutchy> ~g is albert collins great in bed?
[03:31:37] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:31:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what happens when you listen to people saying islam is a religion of peace when the book tells them in no uncertain terms to murder anyone who won't convert
[03:31:42] <crutchy> pfft
[03:31:42] <SirFinkus> he uses a capo on his guitar, and the guitar is an extension of the penis
[03:31:46] <Ethanol-fueled> \pol\ is /pol/
[03:31:56] <Ethanol-fueled> fink, capos are for pussies.
[03:32:12] <SirFinkus> Albert Collins was no pussy
[03:32:14] <Ethanol-fueled> if you can't play hotel california without a capo, then you'd best stick to come as you are.
[03:32:27] <crutchy> or happy birthday
[03:32:44] <crutchy> i can play bah bah black sheep on a geetar
[03:32:47] <SpallsHurgenson> the real crime today was all those videos taken in portrait mode... tilt your phone on its side when you take video, people! :)
[03:33:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, you fucking puppy. back in my day it was One by Metallica if you were a noobass guitar player.
[03:33:13] <crutchy> glue your chair to the wall
[03:33:13] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[03:33:14] <js--> ^ 03Low IQ teen convicted for Syria plan - BBC News
[03:33:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nirvana were still jerking off to sears catalogs at mommy n daddy's
[03:33:42] <crutchy> do guitar noobs still do smoke on the water?
[03:33:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, you're full of shit. If One was for noobs, then what piece(s) were considered the rites of passage? Pray tell.
[03:33:57] <SirFinkus> never played that shit crutchy
[03:34:01] <Ethanol-fueled> And if you say Cannibal Corpse I'm going to laugh my ass off.
[03:34:04] <SirFinkus> still a noob
[03:34:14] <SirFinkus> can't stand the song
[03:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything by satch
[03:34:22] <Ethanol-fueled> \ in before 'Eruption'
[03:34:29] <crutchy> yeah its a shit song, but apparently cool for guitar noobs
[03:34:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I can play some satch pieces. Not all were blazing-fast modal shredding.
[03:34:41] <crutchy> prolly sounds better when you're wiped out
[03:34:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> cliffs of dover would do in a pinch too.
[03:34:50] <SirFinkus> honestly, nirvana shit is pretty easy
[03:35:10] <crutchy> living end
[03:35:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> so was one. it was like the easiest metal song evah
[03:35:23] <Ethanol-fueled> no it ain't.
[03:35:25] <SirFinkus> don't really like the song, but Heart Shaped Box is easy to play, and it's pretty funny
[03:35:31] <crutchy> or the police
[03:35:32] <Ethanol-fueled> For whom the bell tolls is the easiest metal song evah
[03:35:38] <crutchy> every little thing she does is magic
[03:35:44] <SirFinkus> as far as metal goes, I liked The Trooper
[03:35:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> if ya wanna to proper easy though, any punk song.
[03:35:53] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, play message in a bottle and tell me how easy that is.
[03:36:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Morphine? Nope. Centipede Venom a Much Less Addictive Way to Kill Pain, Says Chinese Team - http://sylnt.us - getting-a-leg-up-on-pain
[03:36:03] <SirFinkus> once you can do the legato stuff, you're gold
[03:36:10] <SirFinkus> or shit like Paranoid
[03:36:12] <SirFinkus> pretty easy
[03:36:18] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, police do some technical stuff
[03:36:37] <Ethanol-fueled> stacked fifths. Easy on paper, until you try it.
[03:36:51] <crutchy> not many people can even sing every little thing she does is magic right, let alone play it
[03:36:56] <Ethanol-fueled> better take that pinky out of the garage
[03:37:03] <SirFinkus> I have the most fun playing blues shit
[03:37:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you really wanna be good on guitar though, you don't play metal or rock of any kind.
[03:37:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> you play blues
[03:37:19] <crutchy> or chet atkins
[03:37:21] <SirFinkus> deceptively easy, but not really
[03:37:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> and, surprisingly, bluegrass
[03:37:36] <SirFinkus> like, you can be passable, but being good is hard
[03:37:38] <Ethanol-fueled> blues is easy, it's just the personalization of it that makes it unique.
[03:38:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sucking at blues is easy. being GOOD at it is hard.
[03:38:01] <takyon> later
[03:38:03] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:38:03] <js--> ^✓ 03The Police - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic (Digital Remaster 1080p) - YouTube
[03:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> later
[03:38:06] <Ethanol-fueled> It becomes less about what's being played but how its playe.
[03:38:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! burn
[03:38:52] <Ethanol-fueled> who was burned?
[03:38:57] <SirFinkus> thought you'd fucked off TheMightyBuzzard
[03:39:21] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:39:21] <js--> ^✓ 03Tommy Emmanuel - Angelina - Sandra Bae - YouTube
[03:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> piers morgan sayin "isis isn't doing islam right", gets informed isis leader has a phd in islamic theology from islamic u of baghdad.
[03:39:32] <crutchy> this chick is pretty good on a guitar
[03:39:58] <SirFinkus> I think the secret of the blues is that it's kind of easy to play, but there's tons of room for interpetation
[03:40:01] <SirFinkus> it's so cathartic
[03:40:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty sure that makes him a fuckload more qualified to say what islam is than whitey mcwhiterson
[03:40:18] <crutchy> there's a lot of feeling in well played blues
[03:40:46] <SirFinkus> it's really easy to get the feel for some basic blues riffs
[03:40:53] <SpallsHurgenson> god, I had a roommate xxx decades ago who played the Police non-stop. I can't listen to them anymore.
[03:41:06] <SirFinkus> it's like a base standard to apply your own style too
[03:41:12] <SirFinkus> oh god
[03:41:17] <crutchy> prime example: https://www.youtube.com
[03:41:18] <js--> ^ 03Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World (Lyrics) - YouTube
[03:41:21] <SirFinkus> fucking guy next to me in high school
[03:41:28] <SirFinkus> in some IT class
[03:41:37] <SirFinkus> would listen to boston nostop
[03:41:40] <SirFinkus> nonstop
[03:41:45] <SirFinkus> worst band
[03:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, FF crashed on me and i was bout to get my simon n garfunkel on
[03:41:53] <crutchy> ooh
[03:41:55] <SirFinkus> every time I hear "more than a feeling"
[03:42:05] <crutchy> mrs robinson ftw!
[03:42:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, that's hippie socialist shit.
[03:42:15] <SirFinkus> either a suicide, or a murder
[03:42:20] <crutchy> actually supertramp ftw!
[03:42:44] <Ethanol-fueled> vaginal jesus ftw.
[03:42:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya well, my dad was a hippie socialist back in the day n used to play that shat on his guitar when i was a wee ankle biter
[03:43:04] * SpallsHurgenson sings "I looked out this mornin' and the sun was gone... turned on some music to start my day... I lost myself in a familar song... I closed my eyes and slipped away.... It's more than a feelin' (more than a feelin') when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feelin')"
[03:43:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nowadays he's a republican-ish type cause he actually makes enough that taxes take a big bite out of his ass.
[03:43:42] * SirFinkus is listening to Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Bo Diddley — The Red Rooster, from the album The Super Super Blues Band
[03:43:46] <SirFinkus> This is the good shit
[03:44:01] * Ethanol-fueled sings, "sleeping...in my piss, waking up all wet...and when it's time, to take a shit, it's bloody fuckin' r**."
[03:44:25] <SirFinkus> all shit talking each other throughout the song
[03:44:29] * SpallsHurgenson shifts gears and starts to sing, "Smokin', smokin'! We're cookin' tonight;Just keep on tokin'! Smokin' smokin'!"
[03:45:52] <SirFinkus> "What you WWAAAAAANT with a woman? she won't do what she says"
[03:46:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> but if it offends yer sensibilities, hows bout this: https://www.youtube.com
[03:46:11] <js--> ^ 03Blood For Blood - Ain't Like You - YouTube
[03:47:13] <crutchy> bee gees ftw!
[03:47:30] <SirFinkus> .votekick crutchy
[03:48:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Bee Gees are better than the crap on the radio now.
[03:48:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube stayin alive
[03:48:56] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:49:01] <SirFinkus> well, that's true
[03:49:20] <SirFinkus> but my standards are higher than "utter shit"
[03:49:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I talked some pretty abusive shit to a bartender at one of my favorite bars for playing Mumford and Sons.
[03:49:38] <Ethanol-fueled> He told me, " Yeah? then put some money into the jukebox "
[03:50:02] <Ethanol-fueled> So I put Def Leppard, slayer, old Metallica, etc in
[03:50:10] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:50:11] <js--> ^ 03Jimmy Barnes - Working Class Man - YouTube
[03:50:14] <crutchy> good beer drinkin song
[03:50:26] <Ethanol-fueled> and that sonofabitch cut it off halfway though the playlist and put Mumford and sons back on.
[03:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> good and topical: https://www.youtube.com
[03:50:34] <js--> ^ 03Barry McGuire - Eve of Destruction - YouTube
[03:50:34] <Ethanol-fueled> That was when the fury was unleashed.
[03:50:49] <SirFinkus> I'd have to pause the legends
[03:51:20] * SirFinkus is listening to Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Bo Diddley — Goin' Down Slow, from the album The Super Super Blues Band
[03:51:30] <crutchy> tmb, was n't that a vietname war thing?
[03:51:40] <SirFinkus> sorry, I'm slightly obsessed
[03:51:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup but fits well enough to most any time
[03:52:44] * crutchy got that song on disc 2 of the apollo 13 soundtrack
[03:53:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> from one hit wonder barry bcguire
[03:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> mcguire
[03:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> good voice though
[03:53:39] <crutchy> topical comment on that video too "I guess we haven't learned much in the 50 years since this song was released."
[03:53:54] <cmn32480> Mark McGuire was not a one hit wonder
[03:54:01] <cmn32480> he hit like 71 home runs that year
[03:54:03] * cmn32480 ducks
[03:54:17] * TheMightyBuzzard hits cmn32480 with the pitch anyway
[03:54:17] * SpallsHurgenson retorts with the Spokesmen's Dawn of Correction :) https://www.youtube.com
[03:54:19] <js--> ^ 03The Spokesmen - "Dawn of Correction" - YouTube
[03:55:12] <cmn32480> and with my last shred of decency gone, the queue is stacked for about the next 24 hours, I am of too bed
[03:55:19] <cmn32480> good night fine gentlemen
[03:55:24] <Ethanol-fueled> lata
[03:55:30] <SirFinkus> thanks for the effort cmn32480
[03:55:41] <cmn32480> and to you as well Ethanol-fueled, our resident +5, Troll!
[03:56:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I couldn't have done it without everybody else, including Jesus Christ.
[03:56:11] <cmn32480> my pleasure SirFinkus. But the appreciation (and your wearing of pants) is noted
[03:56:20] * Ethanol-fueled closes eyes, lowers head solemnly
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[03:56:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, grats
[03:57:27] <cmn32480|away> ooooO!!!!! one more published story adn I break 750!
[03:57:29] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:57:30] <js--> ^ 03Cold Chisel - Khe Sanh [Official Lyric Video] - YouTube
[03:57:36] <cmn32480|away> https://soylentnews.org
[03:57:36] <js--> ^✓ 03SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[03:57:39] <crutchy> also vietnam'ish
[03:57:57] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:57:59] <js--> ^ 03In the year 2525 by Zager Evans - YouTube
[03:58:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I like this one. Monotonous, but relevant so science-fiction
[03:58:19] <Ethanol-fueled> rlevant to^
[03:58:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod, know it
[04:00:03] <SpallsHurgenson> http://cmorse.org never has there been a worse evil unleashed upon the world
[04:00:04] <js--> ^ 03Mission statement generator
[04:01:00] <Ethanol-fueled> The mission-statement generator works kinda like laDarius
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[04:01:21] * Ethanol-fueled has a new project in the works. Don't get excited, though. It's as equally lame as before.
[04:01:41] <tecnomo> Hello all
[04:01:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya heya
[04:02:39] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, this is a real vietnam song: https://www.youtube.com
[04:02:40] <js--> ^ 03Redgum - I Was Only 19 (1983) - YouTube
[04:03:06] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:03:08] <js--> ^ 03Creedence Clearwater Revival - Who'll Stop The Rain - Vietnam Montage - YouTube
[04:03:13] <Ethanol-fueled> "rain" being napalm
[04:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> pfft
[04:03:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[04:03:33] <js--> ^ 03Full Metal Jacket - Mickey Mouse song - YouTube
[04:04:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, tecnomo?
[04:04:55] <Ethanol-fueled> technomo, I'm a big fan of yours -- I spend countless hours playing River City Ransom
[04:05:15] <Ethanol-fueled> and the Double Dragon theme song playing when fighting the Dragon Twins...nice touch!
[04:06:08] <tecnomo> i am tecnomo not tecHnomo
[04:06:16] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:06:17] <js--> ^ 03John Lennon Mocks Audience for Went Full Retards - YouTube
[04:06:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Aw, that vid didn;t show the whole thing.
[04:07:10] <SirFinkus> night folks
[04:07:14] <Ethanol-fueled> lata
[04:08:10] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:08:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite sf
[04:08:12] <js--> ^ 03Shocking footage shows John Lennon mocking disabled people - YouTube
[04:08:35] * Ethanol-fueled was going to so a journal entry comparing John Lennon to Steve Jobs and explaining why both were sociopathic assholes.
[04:09:03] <Ethanol-fueled> even though both were regarded by many as "messiahs" HAH!
[04:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> go fer it. i'll need some convincing that lennon lacked empathy though. more like it was sloshing out his ears he had so much.
[04:09:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard...put it this way...if he did, I do.
[04:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i will say, they shot the right beatle
[04:10:16] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[04:10:16] <Bender> Added quote 596
[04:10:22] <Ethanol-fueled> hehehehe
[04:11:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i kinda wanna watch Watchmen but i don't wanna be up all night. got fishing to do with the new boat tomorrow.
[04:11:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Like a kid on Christmas eve.
[04:12:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly like that, yep.
[04:12:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Watchmen is a decent movie. Better than the graphic novel.
[04:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> no depth/fish finder yet but picking one up monday or so.
[04:12:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, never read the comic
[04:13:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i called a graphic novel a comic. suck it, comic nerds.
[04:13:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Sheeit, just cast out in the reeds near the shore
[04:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> fish is all moved deep out of the cold water for the winter already.
[04:13:33] <Ethanol-fueled> lie in wait, drink beers, shoot the shit, rinse, repeat
[04:15:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> tha hell... i don't have that movie on my hard drive...
[04:15:45] <Ethanol-fueled> After all the vietnam music we been listenin' to here, the intro will be a pleasant delight.
[04:15:51] <Ethanol-fueled> That's all I'll ruin for you.
[04:16:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh seen it several times. good cut of bob though.
[04:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> went and saw him live bout 6 years ago. he really should have burnt out or faded away instead of milking a dead cow.
[04:18:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Bob and metallica and megadeth and pretty much every classic rock band playing gigs on cruise ships or in nursing homes.
[04:18:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> got up n walked out cause it sounded like they went out on the street, picked a drunk as shit bum, asked him if he knew any bob dylan songs, and when he said "no" stuck him on stage.
[04:19:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have in the past dug the shit out of dylan's music and couldn't recognize a single song until like the 8th one and even then only because i caught a bit of it from the band i recognized. still couldn't make his singing fit the song though.
[04:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it was full of smoke. not even an enjoyable kind, fucking incense smoke.
[04:20:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech.
[04:21:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i pissed that ticket money away and split shit.
[04:21:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking hate incence as much as I hate ******* ruining the otherwise good smell of small-cigar tobacco with grape flavoring.
[04:21:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i hate incense as much as i hate getting punched in the balls. gives me a wicked nasty headache.
[04:22:04] <Ethanol-fueled> and incense smell immediately typecasts a person.
[04:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. hippie.
[04:22:17] <Ethanol-fueled> in an unflattering manner.
[04:24:03] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to go. I have business to do (getting more drunk) in the real world.
[04:24:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening, gentlemen.
[04:25:19] * Ethanol-fueled does a shit-spraying backflip and grants you all +10 defense
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[04:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, think i'll leave the wisdom spreading to someone else as well. fishes get up early in the morning so i gotta too.
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[08:08:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahha,
[08:08:48] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:08:48] <js--> ^ 03GG Allin's Last Day Alive - YouTube
[08:09:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - No Woman 'Totally Straight', Study Says - http://sylnt.us - does-that-mean-they-are-crooked?
[08:10:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech...even gg allin would have frowned upon SN running 4chan bullshit.
[08:10:47] <Ethanol-fueled> That being said, who here wants to help me run a train on a fat chick?
[08:12:42] * Ethanol-fueled shits guts out
[08:12:51] <Ethanol-fueled> bbpjbhpbbljbpohbpbhpl;bl;bjhpbhpbjhpb;hb
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[08:23:59] <chromas> Well we already knew that 100% of all women are bi
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[09:08:49] <crutchy> hehe fuck jquery
[09:09:12] <crutchy> i got a better result with XMLHttpRequest
[09:09:30] <crutchy> and much much simpler
[09:10:08] <crutchy> can't believe i'm finally hopping onto the XHR bandwagon :/
[09:58:58] <crutchy> http://s.quickmeme.com
[10:01:22] <crutchy> wtf?
[10:01:25] <crutchy> http://s.quickmeme.com
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[11:18:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:18:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1867
[11:27:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[11:27:09] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5950, owned by hownicky
[11:28:25] <crutchy> this sounds so much fucking nicer without peter garret's annoying shitty voice
[11:28:26] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:28:27] <js--> ^ 03Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning (Instrumental Version) - YouTube
[11:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya reckon? i liked it fine the way it was
[11:34:53] <crutchy> i like the riff
[11:35:39] <crutchy> found my way back to https://www.youtube.com
[11:35:39] <js--> ^✓ 03Angelina | Songbook | Tommy Emmanuel - YouTube
[11:35:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm inclined to agree with you on jquery though. i'd love to get rid of it on SN
[11:35:58] <crutchy> xhr works just fine for me. much simpler too
[11:36:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but it's xml
[11:36:34] <crutchy> i use it for json
[11:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, thas fine then
[11:37:07] <crutchy> the xhr request is just to get the content
[11:37:33] <crutchy> was probably originally intended for xml before json came alone
[11:37:36] <crutchy> *along
[11:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya really even need that much? i mean you can write a barebones ajax request with just a tiny bit of js
[11:38:25] <crutchy> var xmlhttp = new XMLHttpRequest();
[11:38:26] <crutchy> xmlhttp.onreadystatechange = function()
[11:38:26] <crutchy> {
[11:38:26] <crutchy> var data = JSON.parse(xmlhttp.responseText);
[11:38:26] <crutchy> document.getElementById("search_results").innerHTML = data[0]["Job Description"];
[11:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> libraries for html always confused me.
[11:38:26] <crutchy> };
[11:38:28] <crutchy> xmlhttp.open("GET", "main/jobs/range?lower=0004&upper=0010", true);
[11:38:30] <crutchy> xmlhttp.send();
[11:38:44] <crutchy> that code don't need any 3rd party bullshit
[11:38:56] <crutchy> all built into browser js
[11:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[11:40:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i am glad every morning that we buy good coffee here. take a sip and it's a pleasant surprise at how much it doesn't taste like ass.
[11:40:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> folgers--
[11:40:21] <Bender> karma - folgers: -1
[11:42:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Autonomous Vehicle Creates Problem on Road While Google Team Shrugs Off Results - http://sylnt.us - putt-putt-putt-putt-putt-putt
[11:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:44:49] <js--> ^ 03Popeye Punk Theme - High Quality - YouTube
[11:46:27] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:46:28] <js--> ^ 03Tommy Emmanuel - Imagine - YouTube
[11:47:50] <crutchy> shit i could have sworn that was phil in the video
[11:48:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> little too chill for this early in the morning. might put me back to sleep.
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[11:49:34] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:49:35] <js--> ^✓ 03Purple Haze | Reddit Request #3 | Tommy Emmanuel - YouTube
[11:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:50:15] <crutchy> this one is nuts. think i might have linkied it before: https://www.youtube.com
[11:50:15] <js--> ^✓ 03AMAZING BLUES GUITAR!!! MUST SEE!! - YouTube
[11:50:26] <crutchy> tommy is a crazy bastard
[11:54:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:54:55] <js--> ^ 03Hottest female blues guitarist in the world! Asian girl kills it! - YouTube
[11:56:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> har: https://www.youtube.com
[11:56:04] <js--> ^ 03OLD WOMAN PLAYING BLUES with her guitar - YouTube
[11:56:09] <crutchy> not bad. shit recording unfortunately
[11:56:13] <crutchy> (asian girl)
[11:56:24] <crutchy> sounds like hendrix :p
[11:57:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like amateur guitarists. reminds me of how we used to all sit around on the porch getting horribly drunk and playing guitar back bout 20 years ago.
[11:58:15] <crutchy> heh
[11:58:37] <crutchy> our family were piano players
[11:58:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, harder to take out on the porch
[11:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i found someone new i gotta listen to more of
[11:59:34] <crutchy> camp fires were strictly for drinkin and releasing arson urges
[12:00:04] <crutchy> and the occasional baked bean bomb
[12:00:29] <crutchy> and fooshin
[12:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> as they should be
[12:01:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> we never did camp fires by the porch. though we did give a viking funeral to a couch that had given excellent service nearby once
[12:02:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[12:02:45] <js--> ^ 03''I PUT A SPELL ON YOU'' - SAMANTHA FISH BAND, Jan 31, 2014 - YouTube
[12:03:37] <alexbst> http://arstechnica.com
[12:03:38] <js--> ^ 03Post arguing for separation of church and state gets pulled by Facebook | Ars Technica
[12:03:58] <alexbst> no discussion can take place on FB :)
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[12:04:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> no discussion can take place on ars either. they lurve them some biased narrative reporting.
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[12:05:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think Popeidol has wallabies chewing on his internet line
[12:09:42] <crutchy> forgot this classic when we were talking about war songs earlier
[12:09:43] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:09:45] <js--> ^ 03Dire Straits - Brothers In Arms - YouTube
[12:12:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:13:48] <crutchy> dire_straits++
[12:13:48] <Bender> karma - dire_straits: 2
[12:14:53] <crutchy> the version on their sultans of swing / best of album was longer
[12:15:24] <crutchy> though not the same as the longer versions on yt :/
[12:18:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> dire_straits++
[12:18:17] <Bender> karma - dire_straits: 3
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[12:29:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn damn damn, we had the word "clocks" in a headline and didn't typo it
[12:32:36] <crutchy> better make a github issue to automate it in future
[12:38:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, this is a useful application of regexes
[12:38:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/\bclocks\b/cocks/i
[12:46:08] <Gravis> orly? http://imgur.com
[12:46:09] <js--> ^ 03chicken^3 - Imgur
[12:46:41] <crutchy> heh
[12:47:26] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:47:26] <js--> ^ 03Van Halen - Jump - YouTube
[12:47:48] <crutchy> van halen sucks, but they make some boppy songs
[12:48:05] <crutchy> can't get over how some dipshits try to compare them to ac/dc
[12:49:43] <Gravis> for some reason, i perpetually remember the "van der Waals force" as "van halen force"
[12:51:03] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes crutchy
[12:51:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Eddie is da man and don't you forget it
[12:56:38] <crutchy> even these guys crap all over unlucky eddie: https://www.youtube.com
[12:56:38] <js--> ^ 032CELLOS - Thunderstruck [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - YouTube
[12:58:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> is indeed a fun bit of showing off but eddie's still more awesome
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[13:20:46] <crutchy> ok now for the real deal before i knock off for the night: https://www.youtube.com
[13:20:47] <js--> ^ 03AC/DC - Thunderstruck - YouTube
[13:24:57] <cmn32480|away> ~g'night crutchy.
[13:24:59] * exec spontaneously hurls an anvil of NCommander at crutchy.
[13:25:12] <cmn32480|away> ~g'day everybody else
[13:25:15] * exec brazenly flings a toilet bowl of Soylent Green at everybody
[13:25:25] <cmn32480|away> off to the chorse.
[13:25:40] <cmn32480|away> s/chorse/chores/
[13:25:40] <sedctl> <cmn32480|away> off to the chores.
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[13:26:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
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[14:47:10] <Bytram> !uid
[14:47:11] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5950, owned by hownicky
[14:47:17] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:47:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1868
[14:47:34] <Bytram> civil war is over, by then, I think.
[14:47:39] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:47:41] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 47°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 15 mph, humidity 52% - Saturday cloudy (34°F:46°F), Sunday partly cloudy (42°F:55°F), Monday sunny (34°F:56°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (37°F:47°F)
[14:47:44] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[14:47:45] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 42°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 21 mph, humidity 45% - Saturday cloudy (30°F:45°F), Sunday partly cloudy (35°F:53°F), Monday sunny (30°F:52°F), Tuesday sunny (32°F:46°F)
[14:47:48] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[14:47:49] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 36°F, cloudy, wind W at 13 mph, humidity 80% - Saturday cloudy (28°F:41°F), Sunday partly cloudy (28°F:41°F), Monday partly cloudy (26°F:40°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (23°F:38°F)
[14:48:03] <Bytram> gonna need a jacket (and maybe a kite!)
[14:57:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram
[14:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:58:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1869
[14:58:19] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: morning
[14:59:06] * Bytram prolly learned as much about the civil war from reading 'Across Five Aprils' as he did from his American History class.
[14:59:15] <Bytram> at least the dates made more sense that way
[14:59:41] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[14:59:42] <js--> ^ 03Wiki: Across Five Aprils
[15:00:45] <Bytram> covers the years: 1861-1865
[15:02:16] <Bytram> coffee++
[15:02:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1870
[15:02:18] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[15:02:18] <js--> ^ 03Wiki: 1870
[15:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> books is nice but i got little use for learning any more history at this point in me life
[15:04:20] <Bytram> yeah, I'm not too keen to pick up a book on history, per se, but I find having an understanding of what lies in various group's histories helps me to better understand their motivations.
[15:05:51] <Bytram> in 1870 the 15th amendment was passed which allowed 'blacks' to vote -- but we still, 145 years later, have some who are still racist ... why is that?
[15:06:03] <Bytram> apparently, saying something should be 'just so' doesn't always work as planned.
[15:06:08] <Bytram> cannot legislate moralityt.
[15:06:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, if they're motivated by history instead of their current condition, they're dragging irrelevant shit up to justify their behavior
[15:06:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, because humans are fundamentally tribal. always have been, always will be.
[15:06:58] <Bytram> so, knowing that, it helps shape my view whenever I hear an attempt to legislate morality, today
[15:07:11] <Bytram> prolly not going to work according to plan.
[15:07:42] <Bytram> I think we're in general agreement on things, just using different words and different perspectives.
[15:07:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything that is outside the realm of choice is outside the realm of morality
[15:08:10] <Bytram> deal with the here and now, yes, but how we got here affects the current trajectory and there are certain 'course corrections' which just ain't gonna happen by fiat.
[15:08:57] <Bytram> ummm, too many negatives for this early in the am. moralit only pertains to things one can choose?
[15:09:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> how we got here is interesting trivia but largely irrelevant unless it happened during someone's lifetime.
[15:09:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
[15:09:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're forced to do it, you receive no moral credit for it
[15:09:56] <Bytram> I get your point...
[15:10:30] <Bytram> on the other hand, do something enough times and there can come an aha moment... "Action precedes understanding"
[15:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> giving to private charity = moral credit. paying taxes, no matter how much goes to charitable causes = no moral credit
[15:11:06] <Bytram> agreed
[15:11:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> picked that tidbit of wisdom up from ayn rand btw
[15:12:11] <Bytram> boot camp; learning to follow orders; just doing as told; but, during conflict, there's not much opportunity for a reasoned and hearty discussion -- need chain of command to get things done NOW.
[15:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[15:12:26] <Bytram> then, all that drill takes on a new world of meaning
[15:12:49] <Bytram> don't have to *understand* it during boot camp, but then, later... ;)
[15:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's experience rather than history though.
[15:13:36] <Bytram> what is experience but one's own person history?
[15:13:42] <Bytram> s/son/sonal/
[15:13:42] <sedctl> <Bytram> what is experience but one's own personal history?
[15:14:30] <Bytram> and, with that, it is WAY too early in the AM for such a deep discussion... I needs to fetch some more coffee and get cleaned up before going in to work today.
[15:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> not filtered by the biases of others is what it is
[15:14:51] <Bytram> but, I do thank you for the discussion... definitely started my day in a way I would not have contemplated.
[15:14:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dispersants Used after BP Blowout did More Harm than Good - http://sylnt.us - double-screw-up || Android OEM Using Rogue Fork of Device-Mapper Code for Device Encryption - http://sylnt.us - let-the-feature-war-continue
[15:15:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, laters
[15:15:25] * Bytram read the Android story in the sub queue, and still doesn't quite get what all that's about. :/
[15:15:33] <Bytram> afk, biab
[16:04:02] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[16:04:03] <js--> ^ 03Next Big Future: Google planning a ?watershed? quantum computing announcement for December 8
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[16:30:38] <Bytram|away> expecting call; gtg
[16:30:42] <Bytram|away> away
[16:33:14] <Arc|> AWAAAAAAY
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[16:46:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - University With Record of 100% Accuracy for Picking the Winning Party Says Sanders Will Win - http://sylnt.us - coin-flip
[16:48:44] <takyon> nah
[17:05:59] <nick> what is their track record on picking nominations?
[17:07:02] <takyon> good q
[17:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[17:08:25] <js--> ^ 03SN comment by [02The Mighty Buzzard (18)] (02Score:2)
[17:09:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> tl;dr it's clinton vs carson with carson winning
[17:09:31] <takyon> i'll just repost my prediction
[17:11:57] <nick> thats a reasonable prediction, getting little exposure to carson outside the US, not necessarily representative though
[17:12:12] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[17:12:12] <js--> ^ 03Michigan Prosecutors Pressured Lab on Medical Marijuana Results
[17:12:19] <takyon> I think I will read and submit this
[17:12:29] <takyon> The Intercept posting about cannabis? Too good to pass up
[17:12:53] <takyon> and for the record I predict Rubio/Fiorina vs Clinton/O'Malley with Clinton winning
[17:15:49] <nick> think it's too early to really call it, it could be an interesting election, or it could be a similar anti-climax to the UK general election
[17:16:56] <takyon> yeah I don't get too attached to predictions
[17:17:07] <takyon> unless you are laying down something more than monopoly money on the results
[17:17:41] <nick> bet some gold and silver instead
[17:17:43] <nick> :p
[17:18:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you always are though: pride
[17:18:59] <takyon> ya sure
[17:19:06] <takyon> that's why I go by my real name here
[17:19:28] * TheMightyBuzzard bet a whole 500 Internets on his picks
[17:20:31] <nick> how much is 500 Internets in silver if i buy that with bitcoin?
[17:21:58] <takyon> about 0.000001 faux ounce
[17:22:53] <nick> then if i could use that to buy some oil futures, i'd be set
[17:24:09] <takyon> better to buy depleted oil
[17:24:17] <takyon> or carbon credits
[17:25:36] <nick> forgot about carbon credits
[17:26:16] <nick> was being too traditional with my investing strategies, not keeping up with current dynamic market forces
[17:26:59] <nick> still quite irritated by the 'sunport' thing to be honest.
[17:40:35] <takyon> later
[17:44:02] * nick hat tip
[18:00:58] <nick> "Please, it's time to be adult about this now. Just give up. Either support Hillary or get out of the way."
[18:01:10] <nick> that was quite to the point...
[18:17:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gambling Can Save Science! - http://sylnt.us - they-will-try-craps-next
[18:44:57] <alexbst> https://www.youtube.com
[18:44:57] <js--> ^ 03HP Presents: Reinvent Romance with R2-D2 (short) - YouTube
[18:45:05] <alexbst> I just had to comment.
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[18:46:43] <Yog-Yogguth> I'm having a strange experience with a page on SN where I can/could mod some comments but not others? Is it something I just haven't noticed before or is it something new? https://soylentnews.org
[18:46:45] <js--> ^ 03SN article: A Journey Through the CPU Pipeline 04(29 comments)
[18:47:53] * Yog-Yogguth has tried refreshing and stuff, checked that I actually have modpoints and used a few elsewhere
[18:51:49] <nick> i have no modpoints
[18:52:04] <nick> cant be trusted with them i guess :(
[18:52:06] * Yog-Yogguth tries to lend nick one
[18:52:21] <nick> i did get modded troll yesterday
[18:52:36] <nick> assume it was an accident
[18:53:15] <Yog-Yogguth> I don't think troll takes away modpoints unless you fall below 10 karma or something like that (not sure)
[18:53:33] <nick> it did, thats how i noticed ;)
[18:53:43] <Yog-Yogguth> oops :D
[18:54:19] <alexbst> http://www.dangerandplay.com
[18:54:20] <js--> ^ 03Behind the Media Lies: The Syrian Refugee Crisis and Paris Shooting
[18:54:34] <nick> was due to lose some karma, i thought it was stuck at 50 :p
[18:57:31] <Yog-Yogguth> I was mean to Gravis (and got a troll mod for it) so I'm only at 49 now :3
[18:58:18] <alexbst> mother--
[18:58:18] <Bender> karma - mother: -1
[18:58:57] <nick> alexbst: the refugee crisis is no doubt a contributory factor to the paris incident but it is not going to be the only thing involved
[18:59:40] <nick> it's an important context but it's not the reason
[19:03:43] <Yog-Yogguth> hmm is the moderation "window" 15 days long? Anybody know?
[19:03:53] <Yog-Yogguth> per story I mean
[19:05:27] <Yog-Yogguth> err I mean for comments actually (because it would explain the stuff I mentioned)
[19:10:28] <nick> sounds about right
[19:10:47] <nick> going to do some work stuff for a while
[19:10:51] * nick hat tip
[19:10:57] <Yog-Yogguth> cya :)
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[21:28:27] <Gravis> Yog-Yogguth: dont troll and you will be far less likely to be modded troll
[21:37:07] <alexbst> hard to not troll, tbh
[21:49:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook's Laser Drones v Google's Net-Beaming Balloons - http://sylnt.us - the-internets-take-to-the-air
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[22:18:46] * TheMightyBuzzard returns victorious over the fooshes
[22:20:03] <cmn32480|away> beer++
[22:20:03] <Bender> karma - beer: 48
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[22:21:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> no fish anywhere near the shore but we pulled em in just fine in the boat
[22:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer++
[22:21:11] <Bender> karma - beer: 49
[22:26:38] <cmn32480> glad to hear the fishes are still jumping onto your hook
[22:35:19] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:35:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1871
[22:36:14] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, do you have police boats patrolling?
[22:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy
[22:36:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope
[22:36:25] <crutchy> noice
[22:36:46] <crutchy> we gotta be careful here cos if you get caught drinking in a boat you gunna have a bad day
[22:37:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> same here but the game rangers at the lake i went to don't even have a boat i don't think.
[22:38:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> you CAN however get blind stinking drunk on the rivers
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[23:03:44] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:03:45] <js--> ^ 03Not Leaving You Tonight (Lyric Video) - YouTube
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[23:10:58] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:11:00] <js--> ^ 03Van Halen - Dreams (Blue Angels) - YouTube
[23:11:59] <crutchy> imagine what the blue angels could do with sukhoi su-35's instead of f/a-18's
[23:12:06] <crutchy> vectored_thrust++
[23:12:06] <Bender> karma - vectored_thrust: 2
[23:13:16] <crutchy> they'd prolly need computer programmed flight control to perform the tighter maneuvers
[23:16:25] <crutchy> hmm. i guess there's these guys. https://www.youtube.com
[23:16:26] <js--> ^ 03MAKS 2015 Russian Knights Русские Витязи - YouTube
[23:17:11] <nick> http://theantimedia.org
[23:17:11] <js--> ^* 03Senate Quietly Passes Bipartisan Bill to Allow Conquest of Space
[23:21:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ads that Use Inaudible Sound to Link Your Phone, TV, Tablet, and PC - http://sylnt.us - always-listening-to-our-customers
[23:24:40] <crutchy> aww. https://www.youtube.com fuckin beautiful plane
[23:24:42] <js--> ^ 03Spectacular Russian T-50 Demo MAKS 2015 PAK-FA - YouTube
[23:24:50] <crutchy> too bad they prolly won't make many :(
[23:25:23] <crutchy> awesome slow speed stuff
[23:25:30] <crutchy> just kinda dances in the air
[23:25:36] <paulej72> puke
[23:25:52] <paulej72> woking form home is both nice and crappy
[23:26:43] <paulej72> I am migrating a cluster to a new head node and upgrading all the compute nodes to our RHEL6 ditro
[23:27:26] <paulej72> I had my scripts working, but they were a bit flawed
[23:28:44] <crutchy> yeah cos they running rh
[23:28:50] <crutchy> :p
[23:29:04] <paulej72> my route-eth0 script was still pointing to the old head node addy which worked well in testing since it was still up. when I switch over to the new head, I disabled forwarding on it.
[23:30:57] <paulej72> then my rpm list had a bit of a brakdown as there were some dependices that were not resolving automaticallhy
[23:35:59] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|cookin
[23:36:17] <paulej72> cmn32480|cookin: METH?
[23:36:52] <cmn32480|cookin> almost as addictive... pancakes with bacon crumbles and chocolate chips
[23:37:16] <paulej72> real maple syrup?
[23:37:21] <cmn32480|cookin> shoudln't you be breaking a RedHAt cluster or somethign paulej72?
[23:37:33] <cmn32480|cookin> for me and the wife..... the kids get the fake stuff
[23:37:36] <paulej72> already did
[23:37:57] <cmn32480|cookin> shouldn't you be fixing a RedHat cluster or somethign paulej72?
[23:38:09] <paulej72> that too
[23:38:21] <cmn32480|cookin> then come over adn put the f**king shingles on my shed
[23:38:37] <cmn32480|cookin> since I can't seem to be able to get it done
[23:38:56] * cmn32480|cookin grumbles about stupid early sunset
[23:38:57] <paulej72> how big of a shed
[23:39:07] <cmn32480|cookin> 2 square
[23:39:25] <paulej72> you sound like my brother-in-law
[23:39:33] <cmn32480|cookin> how so?
[23:39:44] <paulej72> his shed still needs painted after about 3 years
[23:39:51] <cmn32480|cookin> 2 square = 200 square feet of roofing
[23:40:09] <paulej72> yeah, that is nothing
[23:40:28] <cmn32480|cookin> mine has only had the lid off for a week... but I ran inot a lot of rot.... and had to replace all the plywood.. and some other stuff
[23:41:07] <cmn32480|cookin> got it rot repaired, resheathed, papered, and drip edged last weekend
[23:41:29] <paulej72> good for years then :P
[23:41:33] <cmn32480|cookin> tarped it for the week, and I had planned on getting it complete today... but it turns out that the dump here doesn't take building materials
[23:42:04] <paulej72> dumppy dump
[23:42:05] <cmn32480|cookin> so I gotta get the damn shingles on tomorrow.
[23:42:34] <cmn32480|cookin> before it gets cold and they don't have time to seal
[23:42:55] <cmn32480|cookin> ok off to make the kids dinner before they start gnawing on my leg
[23:42:58] <cmn32480|cookin> again
[23:45:16] <crutchy> http://www.channelnewsasia.com
[23:45:17] <js--> ^ 0310 dead as French high-speed train derails during test run - Channel NewsAsia
[23:45:28] <crutchy> france not having much luck lately
[23:46:01] <paulej72> was it sabotaged?
[23:46:34] <crutchy> http://www.afr.com
[23:46:35] <js--> ^ 03Paris attacks: Malcolm Turnbull may offer peacekeepers as Syria solution emerges | afr.com
[23:46:48] <crutchy> aww fuck no you bastard
[23:46:58] <crutchy> fucking dumb shit politicians
[23:47:01] <paulej72> misaligned bridge looks like
[23:48:55] <nick> peacekeeping coalition coming to syria next week?
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[23:49:47] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[23:50:51] <nick> not the sky
[23:51:58] <paulej72> the pope is still catholic
[23:52:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Good. Commence the crusades!
[23:52:21] <nick> i'm sure some have doubts about the current pope
[23:52:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Nick, Pauley.
[23:52:41] <crutchy> wholly carp http://imgur.com
[23:52:42] <js--> ^ 03Fishing level: 1000 - GIF on Imgur
[23:52:56] <crutchy> what level are you tmb?
[23:52:58] <paulej72> doubts that he is catholic or is human
[23:53:19] <crutchy> human is overrated
[23:53:21] <nick> https://uk.news.yahoo.com
[23:53:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Those are not carp, crutchy.
[23:53:25] <js--> ^ 03By the numbers: Myanmar's historic election - Yahoo News UK
[23:53:35] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, heh. i think they're tuna
[23:53:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[23:53:52] <crutchy> "wholly tuna" just sounded weird though
[23:54:09] * Ethanol-fueled is fishing level -9000
[23:54:20] * crutchy is right there with ya
[23:54:58] <Ethanol-fueled> never caight a damn thing in my life despite multiple attempts. Then I handed my pole to my buddy's girlfriend who'd never fished and within seconds she's doing what they were in that vid you linked.
[23:55:55] <crutchy> hmm. apparently there was a big suicide bomb attack in beirut a couple of days ago
[23:56:05] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley, at least Francis doesn't look all emperor Palpatine like "rat" Ratzinger.
[23:56:11] <crutchy> i guess nobody gives a fuck cos.. ya know... lebos
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[23:56:50] <chromas> you missed an s
[23:57:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Egypt + Lebanon + Syria + (before Gadaffi was murdered) Libya = bro-tier
[23:57:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Everybody else over there = nuke tier
[23:57:38] <crutchy> what.. the.... fuck... http://imgur.com
[23:57:39] <js--> ^ 03Arrow Fishing - GIF on Imgur
[23:58:11] <crutchy> cute chick with hot ass... something about fishing
[23:58:39] <Ethanol-fueled> only daddy's girls fish. And daddy's girls are always a bad move from a straight man's perspective.
[23:58:53] <Ethanol-fueled> cleaning and cooking are a whole other story.
[23:59:16] <crutchy> meh. marriage is hard work no matter who you're with
[23:59:29] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, some work is harder than others.
[23:59:31] <crutchy> anyone who thinks there are any easy girls out there isn't married
[23:59:51] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the problem with your statement is that you're married.
[23:59:54] <Ethanol-fueled> bahaha.
[23:59:57] <crutchy> yup lol