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[00:28:21] <Landon> hello all
[00:42:42] <Subsentient> Landon: nurble
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[01:46:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Do Most Languages Have So Few Words for Smells? - http://sylnt.us - that's-non-scents
[01:49:12] <SirFinkus> "Using facial recognition, Facebook Messenger will look through your newly taken photos in your phone's camera roll to identify your friends in them.
[01:49:12] <SirFinkus> If Photo Magic recognizes one of your friends, Messenger will immediately send you a notification to send it to the person in the photo, so you don't have to go the extra step to message or text them later."
[01:49:17] <SirFinkus> those fuckers
[01:49:34] <SpallsHurgenson> hah! I'll show them! I don't have a camera!
[01:49:36] <SpallsHurgenson> or friends!
[01:54:21] <SirFinkus> image recognition software usually recognizes my sexts as the Washington monument, which makes them pretty worthless
[01:54:32] <SirFinkus> I'm probably in some google captchas at this piont
[01:54:33] <SirFinkus> point
[01:59:20] <SirFinkus> I hate so much that this means that if one jackass takes a picture of you with their phone and they have this "feature" enabled, you're in facebook's database
[02:00:56] <SpallsHurgenson> just wait until stores start hooking up their CCTVs to it :)
[02:01:20] <SpallsHurgenson> bonus points if they grab your name from your CC while you are paying :)
[02:01:23] <SirFinkus> oh, that's already done
[02:01:53] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why I always wear my batman mask and pay only with pennies!
[02:04:01] <SirFinkus> ahh, but they took most of the copper out of pennies so they could steal our fluids
[02:04:26] <SirFinkus> zinc decreases the viscosity of plasma so they can extract it more easily
[02:09:14] <SirFinkus> zinc is toxic, so it could be an alternative to fluoride in the water supply for thought control
[02:09:43] <SirFinkus> "The signs and symptoms are nonspecific but are generally flu-like including fever, chills, nausea, headache, fatigue, muscle aches, joint pains, lack of appetite, shortness of breath, pneumonia, chest pain, blood pressure change, and cough. A sweet or metallic taste in the mouth may also be reported along with a dry or irritated throat which may lead to hoarseness."
[02:09:46] <SirFinkus> evil shit
[02:10:03] <SirFinkus> "Symptoms of a more severe metal toxicity may also include a burning sensation in the body, shock, no urine output, collapse, convulsions, shortness of breath, yellow eyes or yellow skin, rash, vomiting, watery or bloody diarrhea or low or high blood pressure, which require prompt medical attention."
[02:10:23] <SirFinkus> you can't weld on galvanized steel without protection
[02:12:07] <SirFinkus> Jesse Ventura has a web show
[02:12:21] <SirFinkus> it looks great http://www.ora.tv
[02:12:21] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Senate Unveiling a Cheney Statue: Jesse Ventura Is Bringing His Sledgehammer
[02:12:34] <SirFinkus> "old man screams at camera"
[02:15:47] <SirFinkus> http://www.ora.tv I like how the chromas key fucks upon his shirt
[02:15:48] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Paid Patriotism: Jesse Ventura Reveals How the Pentagon Paid Pro-Sports Teams Millions in Taxpayer Dollars
[02:16:09] <SirFinkus> sssshhhhhhporting events
[02:16:29] <SirFinkus> shherved my country
[02:17:22] <SirFinkus> http://www.ora.tv
[02:17:24] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Jesse Ventura and Ben Swann: It’s Time to End the War on Drugs
[02:17:25] <SirFinkus> LOL his glasses
[02:22:46] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[02:25:40] <Bender> Added quote 593
[02:27:24] <Bytram> !uid
[02:27:25] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5946, owned by supercrisp
[02:27:36] * Bytram notes that sounds like a breakfast cereal
[02:28:00] <Bytram> coffee++
[02:28:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1862
[02:28:13] <Bytram> ahhh, we've now entered the civil war
[02:28:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> what he said
[02:28:36] * Bytram wonders why they call it a civil war... from what I've read, there was nothing civil about it!
[02:28:44] <Bytram> =)
[02:28:49] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: how's things?
[02:28:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> need more tea n a smoke, otherwise good
[02:29:03] <Bytram> nodnod
[02:29:13] <Bytram> don't let me keep ya; I'll chat upon your return
[02:29:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
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[02:39:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> better
[02:39:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i prolly shouldn't be hitting caffeine, sugar, and nicotine this close to bedtime
[02:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:41:31] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03"Safe Space" Students Silence Asian Woman For Saying "Black People Can Be Racist" - YouTube
[02:42:54] <Bytram> wb
[02:44:09] <Bytram> temperatures at south pole get down to -238 F (-150 C) -- on Titan -- http://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:44:10] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03NASA's Cassini finds monstrous ice cloud in south polar region of On Saturn's moon Titan -- ScienceDaily
[02:45:16] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:45:48] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:45:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, probably going to want to take a jacket
[02:45:59] <Bytram> ROFL!!
[02:48:20] * SpallsHurgenson says a naughty word
[02:49:00] * TheMightyBuzzard says SpallsHurgenson
[02:49:05] <Bytram> Here, have a drink: http://newsdaily.com
[02:49:06] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Bloomingdale's 'spiked eggnog' ad sparks outrage on social media | NewsDaily
[02:49:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, eggnog
[02:49:48] <SpallsHurgenson> "my name is a killing word!"
[02:50:02] <SirFinkus> fucking Attack of the clones man
[02:50:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i used to love the stuff, then i got a bad batch and we had three people literally fighting over one toilet
[02:50:12] <SirFinkus> they don't have transporters in star wars
[02:50:25] <SirFinkus> where the fuck do all these secret jedi appear from?
[02:50:51] <SirFinkus> god fucking dammit
[02:50:55] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: that sounds mighty uncomfortable!
[02:51:08] <SirFinkus> fuck you TheMightyBuzzard, eggnog is great
[02:51:15] <Bytram> http://newsdaily.com
[02:51:16] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Astronomers discover new distant object in the solar system | NewsDaily
[02:51:28] <chromas> I thought spiking the eggnog was obligatory
[02:52:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist SirFinkus
[02:52:04] <MrPlow> SirFinkus, you're a socialist!
[02:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> spiking the football is obligatory. spiking the eggnog is a waste of perfectly good booze.
[02:52:43] <SirFinkus> eggnog is capitalist as fuck
[02:52:53] <SirFinkus> you must have it confused with Victory Gin
[02:52:55] <Bytram> what IS in eggnog, anyway?
[02:53:12] <SpallsHurgenson> well, there's egg
[02:53:16] <SpallsHurgenson> and... erm... nog
[02:53:16] <Bytram> ~g eggnog
[02:53:19] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> like eggs beaten into milk n sugar n nutmeg n some other shat?
[02:53:41] <SirFinkus> it's delicious, that's all you need to know
[02:53:52] <chromas> sounds like an unbaked cookie
[02:54:04] <chromas> or cake, since there's milk
[02:54:06] <chromas> milk--
[02:54:07] <Bender> karma - milk: -5
[02:54:57] <SpallsHurgenson> b-b-but milk! It does a body good!
[02:54:58] <Bytram> Eggnog or egg nog, also known as egg milk punch, is a chilled, sweetened, dairy-based beverage traditionally made with milk and/or cream, sugar, and whipped eggs (which gives it a frothy texture). Spirits such as brandy, rum or bourbon are often added. The finished serving is often garnished with a sprinkling of ground cinnamon or nutmeg. Eggnog with a strong alcohol content keeps well, and is often considered to improve when aged for up
[02:54:58] <Bytram> to a year (refrigeration is recommended). Eggnog is often provided to guests in a large punch bowl, from which cups of eggnog are ladled.
[02:55:05] <SirFinkus> only good thing about the "holiday season"
[02:56:12] <chromas> "Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
[02:56:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> until you get some where the egg has gone off, yeah. then your butt becomes a volcano.
[02:56:22] * SpallsHurgenson declares that eggnog is Satan's nose-drippings and people who like it are his minions!
[02:56:28] <SirFinkus> fucking lucas, why does jango fett need to be a cgi?
[02:56:37] <SirFinkus> we have costume tech for this
[02:56:41] <SirFinkus> good christ
[02:56:51] <SirFinkus> like, he shoots a guy
[02:56:51] <chromas> jango unchained
[02:57:10] <SirFinkus> stephen hawking could almost pull that off
[02:58:00] <Bytram> Under current U.S. law, commercial products sold as eggnog are permitted to contain milk, sugar, modified milk ingredients, glucose-fructose, water, carrageenan, guar gum, natural and artificial flavorings, spices, monoglycerides, and colorings.[6][7] Ingredients vary significantly between variants.
[02:58:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I hear they are making a sequel to the star wars movies... first new star wars movies in 32 years!
[02:59:04] <SirFinkus> it's a good thing I'm drunk while watching this, otherwise it'd be even worse
[02:59:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, i heard that. hope they don't put ewoks in it.
[02:59:26] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'm watching some Lucas fanfic they put out around the early 2000s
[02:59:45] <SirFinkus> the cgi is somewhat impressive, but the plot and writing is lacking
[03:00:08] * chromas walks ten feet and sits down on a couch
[03:00:10] <SpallsHurgenson> gotta watch out for that stuff; it usually has okay visuals but the story and characters are usually so badly written as not to be worth the effort of watching
[03:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's fair, lucas is his own biggest fan. pretty much his only fan nowadays.
[03:00:16] * chromas gets up and does it again
[03:00:27] * SpallsHurgenson nails chromas' feet to the floor
[03:01:05] <chromas> it's okay; my feet are cgi
[03:01:08] <SirFinkus> but, I'm up to the colosseum scene in attack of the clones
[03:01:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> game, set, match: http://peekand.co
[03:01:10] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03PC players better in bed than Playstation and Xbox rivals, study finds | Peek Media
[03:01:23] <SirFinkus> how the fuck are there suddenly a million jedi in the stadium?
[03:01:30] <SirFinkus> they don't have transporters
[03:01:36] <SirFinkus> but they're suddenly everywhere
[03:01:41] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: that's because they have a better, uh, input device, with more precision
[03:01:44] <SpallsHurgenson> they were disguised as space bugs :)
[03:01:57] <Bytram> break time; biab
[03:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> that so needs a sub
[03:02:04] <SpallsHurgenson> you couldn't see them beacuse they used their jedi mind powers on you :)
[03:03:10] <SirFinkus> they fucked up the lightsabers too
[03:03:28] <chromas> [reaction shot]
[03:03:37] <SirFinkus> in TOS they were barely contained volatile beams of energy
[03:03:47] <SirFinkus> constantly trying to escape their bounds
[03:03:55] <SirFinkus> now they're just light beams
[03:03:57] <chromas> But now they're safe to shave with
[03:04:12] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.itworld.com
[03:04:14] <SpallsHurgenson> in ANH they were supposed to be very heavy mechanisms too, which is why Obi and Vader swung them so slowly
[03:04:19] <chromas> lucas calls them lazer swords now
[03:04:32] <SpallsHurgenson> (also because the props were so delicate they didn't dare slam 'em together :)
[03:04:33] <SirFinkus> but like, the crackling in TOS
[03:04:43] <SpallsHurgenson> (although apparently the actors sometimes forgot :)
[03:04:45] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[03:04:48] <SirFinkus> it felt so much more chaotic
[03:05:56] <SirFinkus> I really hope abrahms ignores all the prequel shit
[03:06:13] <SirFinkus> stormtrooper clones
[03:06:17] <SirFinkus> fucking stupid
[03:07:01] <SirFinkus> all cgi of course for NO FUCKING REASONE
[03:07:06] <SirFinkus> REASON
[03:07:27] <SirFinkus> it would have been less work and money to make costumes
[03:07:56] <SpallsHurgenson> actually there was reason: the clones were CGI'd in order to make sure they were all 100% identical AND to give them an alien, inhuman look
[03:08:16] <SirFinkus> BUT THE CLONE CONCEPT WAS FUCKING RETARDED ANYWAY
[03:08:33] <SirFinkus> fucking NO indication that the stormtroopers were clones
[03:08:55] <SirFinkus> it was all a justification of a throwaway Obi Wan had in TOS
[03:09:24] <SpallsHurgenson> the stormtroopers aren't clones. these aren't stormtroopers; they are clonetroopers
[03:09:38] <SirFinkus> yeah, ok
[03:09:46] <SirFinkus> tell me lucas thought that
[03:10:09] <SirFinkus> they look like stormtroopers, they act like them
[03:10:40] <SirFinkus> and the fucking fan pandering with all of them being clones of boba fett
[03:10:57] <SpallsHurgenson> technically, they are clones of jango fett :)
[03:11:15] <SirFinkus> yeah, but boba is a clone of jango, so it's the same shit
[03:11:23] <SirFinkus> boba fett didn't need any motivation
[03:11:29] <SirFinkus> he was a mercenary
[03:11:35] <SirFinkus> bounty hunter
[03:11:59] <SirFinkus> TOS didn't really imply any particular beef against the jedi
[03:12:14] <SirFinkus> he was just being paid
[03:12:33] <SpallsHurgenson> and apparently paid too much, given his lackluster performance :)
[03:12:44] <SirFinkus> even if we're taking the holiday special into account as canon
[03:12:50] <SirFinkus> he was just kind of an asshole in htat
[03:13:10] <SpallsHurgenson> he was as unimpressive in the holiday special
[03:13:31] <SpallsHurgenson> he got eaten by his own mount :)
[03:15:50] <Bytram> here's a service I can do without: http://go.theregister.com
[03:15:51] <SirFinkus> really, he was unimpressive in general
[03:15:51] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Ransomware-as-a-service surfaces, wants 10 percent profit cut • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[03:16:12] <SirFinkus> he just fucking gets sarlac'd in jedi
[03:16:21] <SirFinkus> he's just one of Jabba's goons
[03:16:25] <SirFinkus> with cool armor
[03:16:55] <SirFinkus> should have just left him as that, let us fill the gaps with awesome shit
[03:17:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Despite Lavish Subsidies, Fossil Fuel Loses In Latest IEA Forecast - http://sylnt.us
[03:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, ima go back to readin books. you lot continue with your wackiness.
[03:19:41] <crutchy> meat_pie++
[03:19:41] <Bender> karma - meat_pie: 1
[03:20:02] <crutchy> day_off_from_work++
[03:20:02] <Bender> karma - day_off_from_work: 1
[03:20:04] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[03:20:11] <SirFinkus> why does this guy need to be a cgi
[03:21:18] <SpallsHurgenson> yoda don't work with fleshies
[03:21:19] <crutchy> actors are unnecessary expenses now
[03:22:01] <SirFinkus> he works just fine with count duke nukem
[03:22:03] <crutchy> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[03:22:03] <Bender> Added quote 594
[03:22:54] <crutchy> duke nukem would be boning the princess. not trying to kill her
[03:23:35] <crutchy> he'd prolly try to kill the bug dudes though
[03:23:49] <crutchy> "come get some:
[03:25:15] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:25:16] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Honest Trailers - Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones - YouTube
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[03:26:42] <Bytram> Words. They fail me. I dunno if you folks can see submissions, but this one just hurts my brain! https://soylentnews.org
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[03:26:45] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03SN Submission by fryrtfg: nike managing casino shoe is the best best choice within Shoe
[03:27:15] <Ethanol-fueled> What the hell is that, some kind of markov thing?
[03:27:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Sheesh, if you're gonna submit fake subs, at least make them entertaining, like that one where Hugh Pickens was found dead in his home.
[03:28:51] <SirFinkus> lol
[03:28:55] <SirFinkus> that's great
[03:29:25] <SirFinkus> reeks of markov kind of shit
[03:29:26] <Bytram> I dunno *what* it is, But I do know what it isn't... making it to the front page!
[03:29:50] <SirFinkus> you should approve it
[03:29:53] <SirFinkus> because fuck it
[03:29:53] <Bytram> looks like an English --> Japanese --> English translation
[03:30:24] <SirFinkus> COUNT DOOOOOOOKU
[03:31:57] <chromas> count dokula
[03:32:24] <SirFinkus> it's almost worse than general grevious or darth maul
[03:32:59] <SirFinkus> like, just name them darth genocidious
[03:33:09] <chromas> darth nocidious
[03:33:11] <SirFinkus> real subtle
[03:33:17] <chromas> supposed to take off the first syllable
[03:33:37] <SirFinkus> darth antagrious
[03:35:21] <chromas> a happy darth
[03:35:24] <chromas> darth ppiness
[03:38:07] <Bytram> http://nytimes.com
[03:38:08] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
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[03:38:30] <Bytram> ~submit http://nytimes.com
[03:38:54] <SirFinkus> LORD TYRANIS
[03:39:04] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[03:39:04] <SirFinkus> like, I'm not far off with my names
[03:39:19] <SirFinkus> DARTH SIDIOUS
[03:40:46] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes Bytram
[03:41:02] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: what for?
[03:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't sub paywalled nonsense
[03:41:09] <chromas> curling that link returns emptiness
[03:41:22] <chromas> doesn't seem to be paywalled
[03:41:23] <crutchy> ~title http://nytimes.com
[03:41:25] * Bytram saw the link in #rss-bot
[03:41:42] * Deucalion watches on
[03:41:45] <exec> 13Gene Amdahl, Pioneer of Mainframe Computing, Dies at 92 - The New York Times - 03http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/13/technology/gene-amdahl-pioneer-of-mainframe-computing-dies-at-92.html?_r=0
[03:42:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, very well then.
[03:42:06] * TheMightyBuzzard unsmakes Bytram
[03:42:11] * Bytram smakes TheMightyBuzzard
[03:42:16] <Bytram> LOL!@
[03:42:18] <crutchy> might be one of those stupid things that needs cookies
[03:42:24] * Deucalion gives TMB a cookie....
[03:42:32] <Bytram> cookies? /me perks up
[03:42:37] * TheMightyBuzzard nom nom nom
[03:42:43] * Deucalion gives Bytram a cookie....
[03:42:44] <Bytram> yum yum yum!
[03:43:05] * Deucalion gives Everyone in the world a cookie.... what a great time to be alive!
[03:43:07] <Bytram> okay, now this is getting scary... http://arstechnica.com
[03:43:08] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Russian plans for massive nuclear undersea attack drone revealed by newscast | Ars Technica
[03:43:23] <Bytram> https://youtu.be
[03:43:24] <MissO`gyny> ^ 032015-11-10 21-00 - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:43:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy shit, apple is selling a stylus for $100.
[03:43:55] <Deucalion> Just a response to the US with their off shore unmanned sub hunter boat thing... you know Putin always has to go one betterer :D
[03:43:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> a hunnerd bucks for a bit of plastic...
[03:43:58] <chromas> nope. apple don't do no stylus
[03:44:03] <crutchy> iRipoff
[03:44:04] <chromas> it's a pencil, man
[03:44:14] <Bytram> where's the eraser?
[03:44:23] <crutchy> its an iPenis
[03:44:41] <crutchy> every girl will want one
[03:44:48] * Deucalion mulls renaming #soylent as #CynicsAnon
[03:44:49] <chromas> iClock
[03:44:53] <chromas> now with alzheimers
[03:45:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i find cynics quaint and charming but a bit naive
[03:45:47] <crutchy> chromas, s/alzheimers/systemd/
[03:45:47] <sedctl> <crutchy> <chromas> now with systemd
[03:46:28] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, so you always take everything at face value as presented to you? I'd call naive
[03:46:33] <chromas> systemd is the intersectional feminism of linux
[03:46:37] <crutchy> who needs a clock when you can have an IT department tell you the time?
[03:46:54] <Deucalion> unless they use ntpdate
[03:47:06] <chromas> systemd-timed
[03:47:20] <SirFinkus> I love the method for charging the stylus
[03:47:24] <chromas> systemd-timesyncd
[03:47:25] <Deucalion> Did chromas get replaced by a badly coded bot?
[03:47:29] <SirFinkus> makes it easy as possible to break the damn thing
[03:47:37] <crutchy> the gmt atmic clock is syncd to whatever systemd tells it
[03:47:44] <crutchy> *atomic
[03:47:45] <SirFinkus> I don't care if it takes 30 seconds to charge
[03:48:00] <chromas> I still think it's weird it even needs a charge
[03:48:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, wired gave the bloody thing a glowing review, which means they got paid to and it's hyped plastic.
[03:48:07] <crutchy> Deucalion, chromas has always been a bot
[03:48:14] <chromas> this is true
[03:48:26] <SirFinkus> http://core0.staticworld.net
[03:48:32] <SirFinkus> I can buy the charge
[03:48:41] <chromas> ooh, it's an iPop
[03:48:46] <SirFinkus> but give it a slot like every other device with a stylus
[03:48:55] <chromas> or iLolli for Deucalion
[03:49:04] <SirFinkus> instead of designing it to be snapped off
[03:49:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> wired used to be worth reading a bit. nowadays their tech chops can be summed up by noting that they run their site on wordpress.
[03:49:28] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, ahh I see your mistake... you visited wired.com... the place where independent journos go when they have no place left to turn.
[03:49:33] <crutchy> iPoop... enough crap for anyone
[03:50:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, reading some other brave fool's coverage of their coverage.
[03:50:06] * Bytram tries again
[03:50:12] <Bytram> ~submit Technology
[03:50:12] <Bytram> Russian plans for massive nuclear undersea attack drone revealed by newscast
[03:50:12] <Bytram> A long-range nuclear torpedo intended to spread radiation in the economic centers of enemies.
[03:50:12] <Bytram> by Sean Gallagher - Nov 12, 2015 9:20 pm UTC
[03:50:12] <Bytram> Share
[03:50:13] <chromas> wacom solved the stylus charging thing a long time ago. maybe they wouldn't sell out to apple
[03:50:13] <Bytram> Tweet
[03:50:14] <exec> error: unable to download source (get_redirected_url)
[03:50:15] <Bytram> 128
[03:50:17] <Bytram> A summary slide of Russia's planned nuclear "cruise torpedo," which could be used to blow up ports from across the ocean.
[03:50:20] <Bytram> Channel One
[03:50:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.businessinsider.com
[03:50:22] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Apple Pencil review roundup - Business Insider
[03:50:22] <Bytram> Apparently, Russia has plans for a long-range autonomous nuclear torpedo capable of carrying a massive warhead that could lay waste to seaports and shower coastal cities with radioactive contamination. The project, called Ocean Multipurpose System 'Status-6', is a proposed long-range, high-speed unmanned underwater vehicle developed by Rubin, a St. Petersburg-based submarine design bureau. A document describing the system was revealed in
[03:50:24] <crutchy> derp
[03:50:29] <Bytram> a November 10 Channel One news broadcast of President Vladimir Putin's meeting with military chiefs in Sochi.
[03:50:30] <Deucalion> TMB, used to be on my reading list too... now it's just sponsored placements and video articles,
[03:50:32] <Bytram> The Channel One news report that revealed the document (shown at about 1:45 in the video).
[03:50:34] <Bytram> blegh!
[03:50:36] <Bytram> sorry about that folks!
[03:50:42] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[03:50:50] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[03:51:02] <crutchy> faild
[03:51:15] <crutchy> ~title http://www.nytimes.com
[03:51:20] <exec> 13Gene Amdahl, Pioneer of Mainframe Computing, Dies at 92 - The New York Times - 03http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/13/technology/gene-amdahl-pioneer-of-mainframe-computing-dies-at-92.html?_r=1
[03:51:21] <crutchy> i'm guessing cookies
[03:51:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> it hurt my will to live a bit when i saw the wordpress article and double checked it wasn't published in april.
[03:51:28] <crutchy> oh that's the same one
[03:51:30] <crutchy> lol
[03:51:48] <SirFinkus> ok, Attack of the Clones was defeated
[03:51:50] <chromas> does ~submit use a separate title extracting function?
[03:51:52] <Deucalion> Gawd... so now we have to start believing the cold war is on again? Come on... it's not 1950 again
[03:51:53] <crutchy> submit script doesn't process cookies like the title script does
[03:51:58] <SirFinkus> I still maintain it's the worse of the series
[03:52:04] <crutchy> different government contractors
[03:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> putin would love it to be but for now we're better off just ignoring him for the most part.
[03:52:45] <SirFinkus> actually, I'd argue 1>3>2
[03:52:52] <SirFinkus> which might be controversial
[03:52:57] <Bytram> unless, you know, you happen to live along the coast?
[03:53:07] <crutchy> Deucalion, when you have a massive military and you don't use it, the voters start asking questions
[03:53:17] <SirFinkus> people seemed to think 3 wasn't that bad, but I think that was Stockholm syndrome
[03:53:47] <chromas> lucas has stockholm syndrome
[03:53:50] <crutchy> i like the opening shot in 3
[03:54:01] <chromas> just think, he's had to live with himself all these years
[03:54:03] <SirFinkus> lucas has downs syndrome
[03:55:11] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, quite agree... all posture no action.
[03:55:33] <Deucalion> He has other worries internally that are more pressing than starting a war
[03:55:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but wars are usually good for your popularity
[03:56:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i think he's fool enough to start one with the US
[03:56:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> MAD is still a thing
[03:56:58] <crutchy> proxy wars are more paletable
[03:56:59] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com obligitory
[03:57:00] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Mr. Plinkett's Attack of the Clones Review (part 1 of 3) - YouTube
[03:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit of jingoism to rouse his base is all we're really seeing.
[03:57:55] <Bytram> apple red-pencils this out: http://feedproxy.google.com
[03:57:56] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Apple to pull the plug on Beats Music on Nov. 30 - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[03:58:17] <crutchy> putin is much more popular around the world than obama, not that its a very high bar
[03:58:19] <Bytram> Why? Beats me!
[03:58:49] <crutchy> ask ciri
[03:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, there are many more tyrannical nations than there are ones that even pay lip service to liberty.
[03:59:23] <crutchy> true
[03:59:54] <crutchy> liberty is soooo yesterday
[04:00:33] <Bytram> Yesterday... seems all my problems were so far away...
[04:03:20] <SpallsHurgenson> now it looks as if they're here to stay
[04:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i'll have another smoke and hit the sack. you lot don't break anything.
[04:05:10] * Deucalion equips sledgehammer and invokes ssh
[04:05:19] <SirFinkus> night TMB
[04:07:04] <Deucalion> Bytram, problems have a way of following you no matter how far you run :D
[04:08:36] * Bytram runs for the hills... and finds that they've moved
[04:08:43] <crutchy> sudo /etc/init.d/systemd
[04:08:59] <Deucalion> That's just a glitch in the matrix, the hills will be back shortly
[04:09:17] <Bytram> will they be alive with the sound of music?
[04:09:32] <crutchy> or nazi tanks
[04:09:46] <Bytram> yeah, tanks a lot.
[04:09:47] <Deucalion> or yodelling monks....
[04:10:01] <Bytram> better than modeling yanks?
[04:10:13] <crutchy> or waddling skanks
[04:10:31] <Deucalion> wait... I mixed up Austria and Tibet.... I may have to tear this back down to design stage... sorry
[04:10:39] <Bytram> np
[04:10:49] <Bytram> melodius monk?
[04:10:49] <crutchy> our monks look more like medusa
[04:10:58] <Bytram> I hates snakes
[04:11:05] <crutchy> mee too
[04:11:12] <Deucalion> should move to Ireland
[04:11:15] <crutchy> they scare the crap outta me
[04:11:22] <Bytram> thanks to st patrick, right?
[04:11:25] <Deucalion> apparently they banished all snakes
[04:11:26] <crutchy> creepy fuckers
[04:11:47] * Bytram loved to go out in the field when he was young and tip over large rocks to try and find garter snakes
[04:12:16] <Bytram> seems that my mom did not share my enthusiasm for them... I wonder why?
[04:12:46] <Deucalion> Because they are mostly harmless unless you piss them off by treading on them?
[04:13:01] <Deucalion> Lesson... look where you walk :D
[04:13:02] <Bytram> that sounds more like New Hampshire
[04:13:14] <Deucalion> If you say
[04:14:00] <Bytram> "Don't Tread on Me" was on a flag during the era of the revolutionary war, IIRC
[04:14:10] <Bytram> ~g "Don't Tread on Me"
[04:14:16] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:15:50] * crutchy wonders how many people know of the eureka stockade
[04:16:21] <crutchy> didn't lead to a revolution, but it was a sort of mini revolution
[04:16:46] <Deucalion> Seems a fine policy to me... Don't Tread On Me, I Won't Tread On You. Given human nature to find advantage by fucking over others that accord would be beneficial to all with possibilities for co-op progression. Put hostilities on detente to defeat a mutual enemy etc.
[04:17:21] <crutchy> human nature defeats good will
[04:17:44] <Deucalion> crutchy, you seem to know a lot about US history for an upside down person, why is that?
[04:18:03] <crutchy> US history is interesting
[04:18:31] <crutchy> even though aussie history spans more than 40,000 years, its too boring
[04:19:11] <crutchy> if more US citizens knew some history they probably wouldn't keep voting for idiots
[04:19:23] <crutchy> well, one can only hope
[04:19:33] * chromas wonders what amurika was like 40,000 years ago
[04:20:16] <crutchy> though to be fair australians keep voting for idiots too
[04:20:19] <Deucalion> The "democratic" process there would prevent that crutchy even if they had complete knowledge of history since time began.
[04:21:40] <crutchy> knowing more about the founding fathers would help people to appreciate liberty more, and know more about what it actually is
[04:22:02] <crutchy> the US founding fathers had a lot of foresight
[04:22:23] <crutchy> well, and experience with being oppressed by the british :p
[04:22:47] <Deucalion> Why does my paranoid self now start to think Snowden is a plant.... http://www.theregister.co.uk A list of things you should use or a false flag?
[04:22:48] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03The Edward Snowden guide to practical privacy • The Register
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[04:24:48] <Bytram> well, seems the 'Don't Tread on Me' was not connected with New Hampshire ... though it was with Rhode Island.
[04:25:38] <Bytram> and with that, I have an early morning ahead of me and think I'll call it a night.
[04:25:45] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:25:57] <Bytram|away> have a good night everyone!
[04:26:00] <Bytram|away> !uid
[04:26:01] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5947, owned by AcmeAnvil
[04:26:05] <Bytram|away> LOL!
[04:28:10] <Deucalion> crutchy, the (what was to become the US) breaking away from the Brits was supposed to be a way to get rid of the Puritans... seems they came back and now they want to spy and enforce their singular vision on how everyone should live. What a nightmare... everyone should live the same grey life that some bureacrat can imagine... imagination is not exactly a requirement for life time servitude in the bureau world.
[04:36:11] * Deucalion kills chat again xD
[04:41:20] <chromas> We could all learn from Hermes
[04:41:42] <chromas> Bureaucrat grade 36
[04:43:12] <Deucalion> The messenger?
[04:45:12] <chromas> from Futurama
[04:45:27] * Deucalion looks blank
[04:48:18] <Deucalion> I was thinking Greek myth - Hermes the messenger. Futurama, I know of it. I wish I could spell bureaucrat at first attempt.... and as always... I did that time... one of those words that noodles me up :/
[04:48:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Getting Rid of Free Office Snacks Doesn't Come Cheap - http://sylnt.us - the-price-of-free
[04:49:23] <crutchy> Bender for potus '16
[04:49:52] <crutchy> who gets free orifice snacks?
[04:50:01] <crutchy> sounds a bit dumb
[04:50:20] <crutchy> free coffee is as far as we tend to go here
[04:50:35] <crutchy> and maybe beer n chips on special occcasions
[04:51:05] <Deucalion> Nooooo... Bender not for Potus....
[04:51:19] <crutchy> ciri for potus '16
[04:51:51] <Deucalion> Fuck why not... shake things up a bit... I nominate tama
[04:52:01] <crutchy> tama ftw!
[04:52:11] <Deucalion> turncoat!
[04:52:59] <crutchy> 'as your president, i do solemnly swear to axe yo mama's vibrating rooster sammich!'
[04:52:59] <chromas> tama would make a good politician
[04:53:20] <chromas> <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[04:53:41] <Deucalion> perhaps, not much of a diplomat though.
[04:53:55] <chromas> that's ciri's job
[04:54:07] <crutchy> ciri for running mate
[04:54:27] <chromas> we should nominate a random number generator for the other political group
[04:54:44] <chromas> tama vs rng: vote now!
[04:55:00] <Deucalion> make ciri pale and slimey and perfect fit for Treasury
[04:55:24] <Deucalion> Vote RNG
[04:55:54] <crutchy> ~define rng
[04:55:57] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03RNG: Random number generator.
[04:56:36] <Deucalion> Better than voting for deliberate shafting no? Randomise it
[04:56:48] <chromas> we need a markov chain generator with a pile of political speeches for input
[04:56:54] <crutchy> tis why i vote for nobody
[04:57:05] <chromas> crutchy: that doesn't work though
[04:57:13] <chromas> dereferencing nil pointers is bad
[04:57:30] <crutchy> at least i don't have to feel guilty for bad input
[04:58:26] <Deucalion> which one of you is itchy or scratchy?
[05:00:26] <chromas> which is the one who gets hit with the hammer?
[05:06:33] <Deucalion> does it matter?
[06:19:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Groundbreaking for World's Largest Telescope - http://sylnt.us
[07:02:34] <crutchy> lawnmowing--
[07:02:34] <Bender> karma - lawnmowing: -1
[07:18:45] <crutchy> its ironic that islamic militants are ridiculed for their "allah snackbar" nonsense, but if you watch any video of distraught americans, "oh my god" is exclaimed in a very similar (and repetitive) manner
[07:20:41] <crutchy> speaking of omg!
[07:20:43] <crutchy> http://www.usatoday.com
[07:20:44] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03KFC testing fried chicken delivery
[07:21:15] <crutchy> because we don't think you're fat enough already!
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[07:48:57] <chromas> that's 'cause we don't cut off heads after exclaiming
[07:49:07] <chromas> we just send out Chick tracts and stuff
[07:49:39] <chromas> and missiles
[07:51:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The First Bank in USA to Pay $15 Minimum Wage for All Employees Sees Immediate Benefits - http://sylnt.us - better-compensated-workers-makes-many-people-happy
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[08:23:49] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup fellas.
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[09:22:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Crocodiles to Guard Death Row Prisons in Indonesia - http://sylnt.us - poison?
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[10:53:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Which Language has Brightest Future in Replacing C — D, Go, or Rust — and Why? - http://sylnt.us - Obfuscated-Rust-Competition-doesn't-sound-right
[10:58:14] <chromas> Isn't D relatively ancient?
[11:04:38] <crutchy> Bender, s/Obfuscated-Rust-Competition-doesn't-sound-right/duh... pascal of course :D/
[11:04:38] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Which Language has Brightest Future in Replacing C — D, Go, or Rust — and Why? - http://sylnt.us - duh... pascal of course :D
[11:06:07] * crutchy tried to learn some jquery
[11:06:14] <crutchy> but jquery is retarded
[11:06:48] <crutchy> i guess being a js library it kinda can't help but be retarded since js is retarded
[11:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:07:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1863
[11:18:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> js--
[11:18:45] <Bender> karma - js: -1
[11:31:09] <chromas> js--
[11:31:09] <Bender> karma - js: -2
[11:35:55] <alexbst> http://arstechnica.co.uk
[11:35:56] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Californium: A game about the many (sur)realities of Philip K. Dick | Ars Technica UK
[11:36:02] <alexbst> https://www.youtube.com
[11:36:03] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Propertarianism - Circumpolar Civilization and the Cutural Division of Labor - YouTube
[11:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
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[12:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, operation supply drop is under new management and will no longer be supplying video games to troops because of social justice or some shit.
[12:21:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> fortunately the founder and senior staff revolted and started a new charity, with blackjack and hookers.
[12:24:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Innovative Energy-Absorbing Materials have Potential Uses in Buildings, Helmets - http://sylnt.us - PXCM-baby-buggy-bumper
[12:30:37] <chromas> well, vidya games are full of violence anyhow. soldiers don't need to see people gettin shot
[12:42:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it might traumatize them
[12:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, thanked the guys at the new charity and had some little pissant sjw beta male jump on me for it. shut him the fuck down.
[12:43:43] <chromas> you know
[12:43:48] <chromas> it's no wonder we don't like beta
[12:43:55] <chromas> beta--
[12:43:55] <Bender> karma - beta: -21
[12:44:11] <chromas> /. beta was probably an sjw scheme
[12:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> undoubtedly
[12:44:56] <chromas> that last sn article got me looking at D. I'd forgotten about it
[12:45:03] * chromas = interested
[12:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> really? it hasn't gained traction over the past 20 years, why pay it any attention now?
[12:46:18] <chromas> looks like C with pascal features :D
[12:46:49] <chromas> modules and such
[12:46:56] <chromas> I guess technically that was a modula thing
[12:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> C libraries, modules, not that much difference functionally.
[12:49:31] <chromas> import > include
[12:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> if ya like
[12:50:21] <chromas> although at least llvm is working to add modules to its c compiler
[12:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> llvm vs gcc is the new emacs vs vi
[12:51:04] <chromas> I know, I should just give in and learn perl, but I don't want to start smoking and chugging coffee++
[12:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh them ain't required, they just make you better. like having a beard.
[12:51:56] <chromas> I just meant that C's getting a slight upgrade; not sure about gcc
[12:52:17] <chromas> if I tried to grow a beard I'd just look like a hipster
[12:52:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i think we should start a site fight over it though
[12:52:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewwww
[12:52:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> porn stache then
[12:53:04] <chromas> maybe learning perl would increase my follicle density
[12:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> not as good as a beard but it makes you have less punctuation errors
[12:53:43] <chromas> i.m always on time
[12:54:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, i need to not make that particular concoction for dinner anymore. bout to run myself out of the room this morning.
[12:54:56] <chromas> https://www.livecoding.tv
[12:54:57] <js--> ^ 03Livecoding.tv - watch people code products live.
[12:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> diced spam+diced fried bacon+rice+black-eyed peas
[12:55:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> was very good last night but is not being my friend today
[12:55:35] <chromas> maybe you just need moar fiber
[12:55:39] <chromas> toss in some peppers and onions
[12:56:06] <chromas> fergie sends me to the toilet too
[12:56:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly make it taste gooder, yeah. it was pretty nummy as it was though.
[12:57:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> habanero, jalapeno, or bell?
[12:57:36] <chromas> whatever's handy
[12:58:01] * TheMightyBuzzard debates
[12:58:25] <chromas> hopefully that doesn't impede the fishing
[12:58:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell, ima be eating that stuff leftover for lunch too
[12:59:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> no fishing till the roomie gets back. don't have a ball hitch on my car for the boat and the fish is all out away from the bank for the winter.
[12:59:34] <chromas> ball hitch, otherwise known as a wife
[13:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, what's the syntax to add a definition to exec?
[13:00:31] <chromas> ~define-add I think
[13:00:31] <exec> syntax: ~define-add <term>, <definition>
[13:00:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add ball hitch, wife
[13:00:47] <exec> definition for term "ball hitch" set to "wife"
[13:02:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yerg, i hate having to go back and find all the places i added new stuff to the db
[13:07:10] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[13:07:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1864
[13:07:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:07:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1865
[13:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> one more and the civil war is over
[13:08:27] <cmn32480|away> does that mean we all switch to tea?
[13:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, means we all quit and become cowboys
[13:09:04] <cmn32480|away> WOO HOO!!!!
[13:09:16] <cmn32480|away> I call dibs on the DeLorean
[13:09:20] * TheMightyBuzzard sings the theme to Rawhide
[13:11:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should build my model pirate ship this weekend
[13:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> had it for about three years now and haven't even unboxed it to look at the bits
[13:13:49] <chromas> you'll find out ye were swindled!
[13:17:13] <cmn32480|away> it could be a treasure!
[13:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> it could be RUM!
[13:18:30] <chromas> you now have to build a ship in a bottle and fill it with rum
[13:18:41] <chromas> drink it; fill it again
[13:19:08] <chromas> a sunk ship
[13:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh.... that's an idear there
[13:26:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, wonder what's going to break on the site since it's friday the 13th?
[13:32:23] <cmn32480|away> what or whom?
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[13:32:43] <cmn32480> whom would likely be Bytram|away
[13:33:57] <chromas> well it may be a while, but does the sn database use large enough fields for comment IDs and stuff? I recall /. had to adjust that a time or two
[13:34:32] <cmn32480> now tmb is gonna go poking at the DB... site go BOM!
[13:34:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, prolly does
[13:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> we use bigint(20) i think
[13:35:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, only unsigned int(10)
[13:36:00] <chromas> is that 10 bytes?
[13:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:36:29] <chromas> not enough! plus, what is we need negative comments?
[13:37:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> so ~100 billion. should hold us till next week at least.
[13:37:28] <cmn32480> shit.. we are getting close!
[13:38:39] <cmn32480> hmmmm I think I'll make the human readable on thsi barcode in WingDings...
[13:39:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, make it in klingon
[13:39:14] <chromas> klingdings
[13:39:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon row row row your boat
[13:39:19] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Duj row row row ( )
[13:39:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[13:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon 1 2 3 4 5
[13:39:59] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: 1 2 3 4 5 ( )
[13:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon one two three four five
[13:40:11] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: wa' cha' wej loS vagh ( )
[13:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta figure out why i'm getting copyright symbols n underlines
[13:40:40] <chromas> not here
[13:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, prolly my font then
[13:41:15] <chromas> in fact it looks better than ever for me. it used to make the klingon text try to hang half way down into the next line, except it would get clipped
[13:41:22] <chromas> it's also antialiased too now
[13:41:44] <chromas> #klingon I surrender
[13:41:44] <MrPlow> chromas: jegh'a' jIH ( )
[13:42:00] <chromas> that shouldn't be there. it should kick me or something
[13:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, thas better. had to switch back to unifont
[13:42:39] <chromas> what were you using?
[13:42:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, plenty of folks need to tell klingons that they surrender
[13:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> liberation sans i think
[13:43:16] <chromas> it doesn't auto-substitute for those characters?
[13:43:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[13:43:36] <chromas> gtk--
[13:43:36] <Bender> karma - gtk: -1
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[13:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'also leaving off the trailing ) now though
[13:44:23] <chromas> #klingon surrendermonkeys
[13:44:23] <MrPlow> chromas: surrendermonkeys ()
[13:55:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Big Bang Left Us with a Perfect Random Number Generator - http://sylnt.us - entropy-FTW
[14:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i do not feel like finding out where the bugs are in all that code i wrote today. that's a job for when i'm fresh in the morning.
[14:40:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> minecraft time
[14:56:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Young Adults are 'Failing to Launch' or 'Boomerang Home' - http://sylnt.us - mom's-basement
[15:06:33] <cmn32480> is there a way to get to the oldest story list screen?
[15:11:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... no
[15:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean you could manually tweak the value of "&next=" to whatever you like but there's no way to skip to the end.
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[15:41:39] <cmn32480> tweaking the next is what I figured I would have to do. but I wanted to see if there was somethign that I missed.
[15:41:55] <cmn32480> I think I pooched a story time/date this mornign and wanted to take a look at it
[15:43:05] <cmn32480> thanks buzzard
[15:43:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp
[16:22:58] <cmn32480> !uid
[16:22:59] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5949, owned by bvarba
[16:27:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Single Course of Antibiotics Messes Up the Gut Microbiome for up to a Year - http://sylnt.us - poo-pill-prescriptions-provide-partial-protection
[17:20:24] <mrcoolbp> we are nearing 6000
[17:32:37] <cmn32480> yeah... growing at a couple users per day. :-)
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[17:44:32] <alexbst> https://www.youtube.com
[17:44:34] <js--> ^ 03The establishment's narrative is collapsing - YouTube
[17:44:34] <alexbst> roosiepoos
[17:44:39] <alexbst> rooshiepoos even
[17:58:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ice Volcanoes and Other New Pluto Findings - http://sylnt.us - let's-go-skiing!
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[19:01:56] <nick> what narrative is collapsing
[19:19:11] <chromas> it's so vague, you can fill in whatever you want ;)
[19:28:30] <nick> always helpful
[19:29:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Music Streaming is Creating a New Type of Superfan - http://sylnt.us - AKA-groupie?
[19:42:50] <SirFinkus> DARTH PLAGUEUS
[19:46:40] <alexbst> roosh looks so tired these days
[19:52:11] <nick> no idea who roosh is
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[21:01:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Joint US-China Research Teams Solve One Big Issue with Fusion Reaction - http://sylnt.us - Mmmmm-tokamaks!
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[21:59:44] <alexbst> http://esr.ibiblio.org
[21:59:46] <js--> ^ 03Why Hackers Must Eject the SJWs
[22:07:17] <nick> what makes an sjw?
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[22:15:21] <crutchy> ~g'day nick
[22:15:23] * exec dexterously blows a blagoblag of g'day juice at nick
[22:15:44] <nick> g'day crutchy
[22:15:56] <crutchy> i think jsw is prolly being hijacked as a universal boogieman, like libertarians
[22:16:09] <crutchy> so it prolly means different things to different people
[22:16:27] <nick> i have only ever seen it appear in a negative context
[22:16:39] <chromas> ~define sjw
[22:16:42] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03SJW: Social Justice Warrior. A pejorative term for an individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on social justice on the Internet, often in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for th...
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[22:16:57] <nick> often reading it as "if i said/wrote communist, people would think i'm old"
[22:16:58] <crutchy> i think of sjws as people who want to enforce political correctness and stuff
[22:17:09] <chromas> the PC police
[22:17:31] <nick> i understand what it's supposed to mean, i find the term interesting though
[22:18:18] <chromas> "You can't just have two genders on your form! What about duo-genders or canine-genders or tri-genders?"
[22:18:19] <crutchy> must admit not being a twitter or reddit follower i don't see it much
[22:18:30] <nick> it's like 'freedom fighter' and countries with 'democratic republic' in the name, it doesn't really mean anything
[22:18:49] <nick> the aforementioned universal boogieman does seem to be the trend
[22:19:31] <crutchy> the media likes to portray libertarians as some kind of bad guy, apparently having nfi that their country was founded by them
[22:19:45] <chromas> the media loves sjws
[22:20:08] <nick> the media loves an easy story
[22:20:09] <alexbst> well
[22:20:15] <alexbst> hayek kind of saw it coming
[22:20:42] <crutchy> hayek the austrian economist dude?
[22:20:50] <alexbst> he coined the term for the beast
[22:21:18] <alexbst> yup
[22:21:38] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure most supply side economists could have predicted today's sociopolitical environment in 1913
[22:22:18] <alexbst> no doubt
[22:22:57] <nick> people can call themselves whatever they want, using one word to describe a political or philosophical ideology is usually far from helpful
[22:23:23] <alexbst> well the amusing thing is since someone put Warrior on the end, these people now self-identify
[22:23:31] <alexbst> or at least some of them do ;)
[22:23:46] <nick> it's not very helpful complaining that socialists will be or are the downfall of the nation, when the people you're describing do not identify themselves as such
[22:24:06] <nick> as an example
[22:25:38] <chromas> they don't call themselves sjws; they think there's no such thing
[22:26:13] <alexbst> chromas - https://twitter.com
[22:26:14] <js--> ^ 03Eric Gobbleschultz on Twitter: "I'm a SJW. I'm a hacker. I'm a member of the FLOSS community. I'm not leaving. https://t.co"
[22:26:54] <nick> the anger and more specifically the activism on both sides of most issues seems to be usually misdirected, but then i don't think that's an accident
[22:27:55] <chromas> alexbst: me == shocked
[22:27:59] <alexbst> both sides ?
[22:28:34] <chromas> sjws vs adults
[22:29:08] <crutchy> socialism is just a label for people who think the state should control everything. the espouse their anti-capitalist views using iphones and other devices purchased on the free market
[22:29:37] <crutchy> and if people don't like it, they should be forced to :p
[22:30:41] <nick> https://www.google.co.uk
[22:30:42] <js--> ^ 03Google Trends ( https://www.google.co.uk )
[22:30:46] * chromas gives tama perpetual victim complex
[22:31:17] <crutchy> its ironic that some view foss as socialist
[22:31:28] <chromas> yeah; it's totally communist
[22:31:43] <crutchy> even though there's no state involvement
[22:32:02] <chromas> it's got community involvement
[22:32:04] <crutchy> but yeah i suppose it has some social aspects
[22:32:06] <alexbst> comes back to the bsd vs gpl to me
[22:32:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Discovery of Classic Pi Formula a ‘Cunning Piece of Magic’ - http://sylnt.us - it's-only-half-a-Tau
[22:32:13] <alexbst> bsd == freedom for people
[22:32:19] <alexbst> gpl == freedom for software
[22:32:26] <crutchy> true
[22:33:04] <crutchy> gpl also starting to get a bit of a boogieman status since torvalds ripped gpl3
[22:33:49] <crutchy> gpl is kinda sjw-ish; we will force freedom upon you! whether you like it or not!
[22:34:18] <chromas> are you saying They don't want metopick that boogie?
[22:34:50] <crutchy> is 'metopick' a reddit word lol
[22:34:58] <crutchy> ~define metopick
[22:35:11] <crutchy> ~g metopick
[22:35:12] <exec> metopick: unable to find definition
[22:35:14] <exec> [google] https://twitter.com
[22:35:14] <chromas> me missing the space bar I guess. I seem to to that a lot on this keyboard
[22:35:14] <crutchy> :/
[22:35:15] <alexbst> metapick maybe
[22:35:24] <chromas> ~define ballhitch
[22:35:27] <chromas> ~define ball hitch
[22:35:29] <exec> [local] ball hitch: wife
[22:35:30] <chromas> :(
[22:35:32] <crutchy> lol
[22:35:32] <chromas> :)
[22:35:36] <exec> ballhitch: unable to find definition
[22:35:50] <nick> http://www.newnownext.com
[22:35:51] <js--> ^ 03?Big Brother? Contestants Even More Racist, Homophobic Than We Thought | NewNowNext
[22:36:01] * crutchy wants to get a keyboard with cherry blue keys
[22:36:11] <nick> is the earliest result on google news that i found with the term 'social justice warrior'
[22:36:35] <crutchy> previously we just called them morons
[22:36:57] <crutchy> but that offended all the other morons
[22:37:05] <chromas> we could do those "you might me a redneck if" jokes with s/redneck/SJW/
[22:37:45] <crutchy> if they weren't so hypocritical it might seem idealistic
[22:37:57] <crutchy> they're agenda is so shallow though
[22:38:01] <chromas> If you constantly keep a RationalWiki tab open, you might be an sjw
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[22:38:17] <crutchy> michael moore was probably a social justice warrior
[22:38:28] <alexbst> I was probably an SJW 5 years ago
[22:38:29] <crutchy> hypocritical moron that he is
[22:38:37] <alexbst> or at least a white knight
[22:39:06] <crutchy> moore's downfall was when he started getting asked about his personal income
[22:39:28] <alexbst> https://twitter.com
[22:39:30] <js--> ^ 03#باريس_تشتعل hashtag on Twitter
[22:39:33] <crutchy> and he was like 'capitalism is bad yo' ... 'my mcmansion isn't really that big'
[22:40:28] <chromas> hey, he can't hep that he's mentally and metabolically challenged! You ableist shitlord you!
[22:40:33] <crutchy> yay seems the council has finally finished crunching up trees across the road at the school
[22:40:58] <chromas> Poor trees. They were happpy little trees, but no more
[22:41:00] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, crutchy is an ableist shitlord
[22:41:46] <crutchy> i think it was mainly branches on big trees that they must've thought might be at risk of falling on the kiddies
[22:41:59] <crutchy> i don't mind since my kiddies go to school there :[
[22:42:08] <crutchy> s/[/p/
[22:42:08] <chromas> Any power lines involved? Or do you have underground utilities?
[22:42:28] <chromas> We're still cavemen with poles over here
[22:42:36] <crutchy> we have a mixture. mainly overhead in older residential areas
[22:42:46] <crutchy> new areas are all underground
[22:43:06] <crutchy> there's no powerlines going over the school though
[22:44:43] <chromas> ~define isis
[22:44:45] <chromas> ~define isil
[22:44:46] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Isis: Some group of jihad sandniggers who behead Japanese people and masturbate to goat porn.
[22:44:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Isil: Something that is ill (is + ill ISIL). Also known as Islamic State of Iraq. A generally good-oriented group of muslim fanatics that behead people just for fun. (You're right, it was sarcasm)
[22:45:48] <crutchy> ~define-add isis, the new bad guys since we're now supplying the old bad guys (al quaeda)
[22:45:49] <exec> definition for term "isis" set to "the new bad guys since we're now supplying the old bad guys (al quaeda)"
[22:46:08] <crutchy> derp. think i spelt that wrong
[22:46:58] <chromas> al quesadilla
[22:48:31] <crutchy> hmm
[22:48:33] <crutchy> [
[22:48:39] <crutchy> s/[/]/
[22:48:47] <crutchy> s/\[/\]/
[22:48:53] <crutchy> s/\[/\\/
[22:48:58] <crutchy> s/\[/a\
[22:49:06] * crutchy fails sed
[22:49:31] <crutchy> wonder if shell sed is different
[22:49:35] <crutchy> ~sed on
[22:49:36] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[22:49:37] <chromas> gawk: /home/toobee/irc/sedbot.awk:49: (FILENAME=- FNR=38784) fatal: Invalid regular expression: /[/
[22:49:44] <crutchy> oh
[22:49:49] <crutchy> [
[22:49:53] <crutchy> s/[/a/
[22:49:56] <chromas> need an escapement yo
[22:49:59] <chromas> [
[22:50:04] <chromas> s/\[/+/
[22:50:06] <exec> <chromas> +
[22:50:12] <chromas> :(
[22:50:17] <chromas> x
[22:50:17] <crutchy> sed: -e expression #1, char 6: unterminated `s' command
[22:50:18] <chromas> s/x/y/
[22:50:21] <exec> <chromas> y
[22:50:26] <chromas> must've murdered the script
[22:50:27] <crutchy> (for my attempt)
[22:50:51] <chromas> we should just use exec
[22:50:52] <chromas> exec++
[22:50:52] <Bender> karma - exec: 33
[22:50:57] <crutchy> oh. where's sedbot?
[22:51:09] * crutchy looks in nick list
[22:51:18] <crutchy> sedctl
[22:51:28] <chromas> that error killed it
[22:51:35] <chromas> the gawk script; ii's still connected
[22:51:39] <crutchy> ah
[22:51:47] <crutchy> can you just run the awk command again?
[22:51:49] <chromas> exec doesn't do that, so it's better
[22:51:50] <chromas> yeah
[22:52:07] <crutchy> [[IRC:SedBot]]
[22:52:26] <crutchy> [[IRC]]]
[22:52:28] <exec> 03IRC => 13Contact chat@soylentnews.org if you are interested in working on one of these projects. Also, the IRC Page has information about getting started with IRC, and the IRC vision is worth checking out.
[22:52:29] <exec> └─ 02http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/IRC
[22:52:33] <crutchy> hmm
[22:53:04] <crutchy> ah. no prefix
[22:53:08] <crutchy> [[SedBot]]
[22:53:09] <exec> 03SedBot => 13Running sedbot:
[22:53:09] <exec> └─ 02http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/SedBot
[22:53:37] <chromas> I made a couple shell scripts to automate making ii join + running the script
[22:53:45] <crutchy> noice :)
[22:53:48] <crutchy> chromas++
[22:53:48] <Bender> karma - chromas: 127
[22:54:29] <chromas> crutchy: s/h.*s/rutchy/
[22:54:31] <exec> <chromas> <crutchy> crutchy++
[22:54:40] <chromas> frown
[22:54:45] <chromas> s/.*/smile/
[22:54:47] <exec> <chromas> smile
[22:54:56] <crutchy> still not sedmonkey?
[22:54:58] <chromas> hm, now it just dies
[22:55:02] <crutchy> hmm
[22:55:13] <crutchy> maybe kill ii as well and just run the shell script
[22:55:14] <crutchy> ?
[22:55:29] <chromas> s
[22:55:30] <chromas> s/s/y/
[22:55:30] <sedctl> <chromas> y
[22:55:33] <exec> <chromas> y
[22:55:37] <crutchy> haha :)
[22:55:40] <crutchy> ~sed off
[22:55:41] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[22:55:47] <crutchy> sedbot
[22:55:51] <crutchy> err
[22:55:54] <crutchy> sedctl
[22:55:57] * chromas is confus-ed
[22:55:58] <crutchy> sexbot
[22:56:03] <crutchy> sedbutt
[22:56:12] <crutchy> hmm. what's the help keyword now?
[22:56:15] <crutchy> lol
[22:56:17] <chromas> sedctl:
[22:56:17] * sedctl is a 53-line gawk script, https://github.com
[22:56:22] <chromas> sedctl
[22:56:24] <crutchy> ah
[22:56:28] <chromas> oh it needs the : I guess
[22:56:34] <chromas> sedctl,
[22:56:34] * sedctl is a 53-line gawk script, https://github.com
[22:56:38] <chromas> sedctl.
[22:56:48] <chromas> (...spam spam spam spam)
[22:56:59] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, awk is the language of the gods
[23:00:24] <crutchy> <ciri> crutchy: ~Tell arti poo is already fucked.
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[23:13:54] <crutchy> aye focker!
[23:13:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Welp, looks like Europe has been culturally enriched once again.
[23:14:06] <crutchy> socialism for all!
[23:14:22] <Ethanol-fueled> It's the goddamn Islamic savages again.
[23:14:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Idiots are dumb for letting those vermin in.
[23:14:45] <crutchy> meh. europe was fucked long before them
[23:14:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Those savages would have been shot dead in 2 minutes if it were Murrica.
[23:15:29] <crutchy> yeah... *cough* 2001
[23:15:43] <Ethanol-fueled> That was different. The Jews did that one.
[23:15:46] <Ethanol-fueled> heheheeh,
[23:15:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Today is Friday the 13th here, too.
[23:15:57] <Ethanol-fueled> TEH FIRE RISES
[23:16:07] <crutchy> haha yeah i found that out yesterday afternoon
[23:16:20] <crutchy> thankfully i found out after my wife's carpal tunnel operation
[23:17:20] <crutchy> she in the 'friday 13th is good luck' camp. i don't think of myself as being overly superstitious, but i'm more inclined to be a little cautious on friday 13th
[23:17:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Same here crutch
[23:18:38] <crutchy> luckily the whole hospital thing was done by 2pm and i found out at about 4pm :p
[23:19:02] <crutchy> hehe maybe it is good luck afterall :D
[23:19:32] <Ethanol-fueled> It's all Assad's fault. Let's invade Syria now.
[23:19:43] <crutchy> you are
[23:19:46] <Ethanol-fueled> We must defeat ISIS by installing the pipeline.
[23:19:54] <crutchy> you're just subcontracting the russians ;P
[23:20:34] <Ethanol-fueled> When are we gonna nuke saudi arabia? I'm thinkin' about getting some beer because this is gonna be good.
[23:20:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Wait! WAIT! I have beer!
[23:22:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Bug-out plan prepared.
[23:22:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Guns, ammo, and regroup in Riverside County.
[23:22:50] <SirFinkus> damn, wish I could stick around longer
[23:23:07] <Ethanol-fueled> MOPP level 4
[23:23:39] <SirFinkus> I'm going to go get a massage by an older man
[23:23:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Do it, Fink.
[23:23:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Get a handy while you're at it.
[23:25:17] <SirFinkus> well, he's doing it for free, so I don't want to impose
[23:27:33] <Ethanol-fueled> "Multiculturalism"
[23:27:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Haahaaheeheehoooooooo! Burn, baby, BURN!
[23:27:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I warned you all about this.
[23:28:30] <Ethanol-fueled> "Don't believe him, he's just a racist."
[23:28:46] <chromas> white people don't have culture. that's why we have to paint over our white, empty canvases with other cultures
[23:28:59] <chromas> browns and yellows, mostly
[23:29:11] <chromas> earth colors
[23:30:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm salivating anticipating the anti-Islamic public backlash.
[23:30:14] <Ethanol-fueled> let's hope those Eurocucks turn on their leaders who allowed this to happen.
[23:30:29] <Ethanol-fueled> The rise of nationalism!
[23:33:26] <nick> the greeks apparently turned on the greek central bank the other day
[23:33:34] <nick> didnt see it widely reported though
[23:34:17] <crutchy> SirFinkus, if he has falsies, ask him to remove them while winking
[23:34:43] <crutchy> greeks would be better off without the euro
[23:35:02] <crutchy> euro is just perpetuating greek's suffering
[23:35:36] <arti> NEWS
[23:35:37] <arti> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[23:35:38] <crutchy> greeks should tell the euro to fuck off by declaring bankruptsy, bail on the euro and start fresh
[23:35:38] <js--> ^ 03Paris shooting leaves leaves 60 dead in terror attacks and suicide bombing | Daily Mail Online
[23:36:03] <crutchy> "leaves leaves" ???
[23:36:26] <crutchy> gotta love the quality of journalism these days
[23:36:32] <nick> ...
[23:37:22] <chromas> yeah, should be "leaves leave"
[23:37:32] <crutchy> actually greeks should just tell euro to fuck off
[23:37:35] <chromas> the shooting leaves have left them
[23:37:41] <crutchy> not even bother declaring bankruptsy
[23:37:51] <Ethanol-fueled> REMOVE KEBAB
[23:38:17] * crutchy needs some food
[23:39:12] <nick> leaving the euro/eu etc has never been a serious offer on the table in greece, the potential in the greek negotiations was an example of the misdirected activism i mentioned earlier
[23:39:13] <crutchy> real problem is if greece told EU to fuck off, a lot of other countries would do likewise and the whole euro disaster would end
[23:39:24] <nick> indeed
[23:39:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm hoping that this will compel the UK to leave.
[23:39:50] <nick> it just so does not matter if the uk leaves or not
[23:39:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Once one leaves, the dominos will fall.
[23:40:04] <nick> the path is set anyway, the whole referendum is a pleasantry
[23:40:25] <nick> 'global governance' is the direction when not in the eu
[23:40:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm all for a strong and united Europe, but not with the fifth-columnists calling the shots from Brussels\
[23:40:29] <arti> dominoes like this? http://i.imgur.com
[23:40:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Haha arti...sheeeeeittt.....
[23:41:01] <Ethanol-fueled> like proof by induction
[23:41:07] <crutchy> girl: "aww fuck!"
[23:41:20] * Ethanol-fueled had two bacon-burgers for dinner last night.
[23:41:21] <crutchy> followed by: "i want my money back!"
[23:41:42] <arti> bummer for the folks killed
[23:42:00] <arti> dredd is needed for immigration issues.
[23:42:06] <crutchy> ooh
[23:42:09] <crutchy> "D retains C++'s ability to do low-level coding, and adds to it with support for an integrated inline assembler."
[23:42:25] <crutchy> they finally catching up with delphi ;-)
[23:42:26] <arti> it’s good if you want to split a program into two codebases
[23:42:44] <arti> “i do half of it in a ‘real’ language and other parts in one i’m learning”
[23:42:56] <Ethanol-fueled> you can already use inline ASM wit' C++
[23:43:15] <crutchy> yeah i kinda assumed that too
[23:43:25] * crutchy was just quoting off a wikipedia page
[23:43:26] <arti> you can do it in vb6 too: http://sandsprite.com
[23:43:27] <js--> ^ 03Coders Corner
[23:43:31] <crutchy> good ol' dunny reading
[23:47:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, guys...here's what we need to do...we need to be as racist as possible, publicly, over the internet, wherever.
[23:48:09] <Ethanol-fueled> We will be so racist that the word will lose all meaning and the public will become numb to it.
[23:48:32] <Ethanol-fueled> so that the government thugs can't pull "das raciss" against people protesting against arab savages.
[23:49:38] <arti> we don’t know if they’re arab
[23:49:55] <Ethanol-fueled> They're Blackwater.
[23:50:09] <arti> since we’re persecuting everyone on behalf of some
[23:50:15] <Ethanol-fueled> The false-flag attack will usher in a new era of European police-statism./
[23:50:47] <nick> yup
[23:51:02] <nick> false-flag or whatever, the police state is on its way
[23:51:06] <chromas> sjws/feminists are already wearing out the word "racism"
[23:51:29] <Ethanol-fueled> shit, better buy an assault rifle and a small arsenal of ammo.
[23:51:46] <arti> “assault” rifle
[23:51:54] <arti> chromas: thank god
[23:52:18] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[23:52:19] <js--> ^ 03South Park - Safe Space - "In My Safe Space" - YouTube
[23:52:29] * chromas thanks himself ;)
[23:53:27] <crutchy> they call them 'military-style'
[23:53:52] <crutchy> cos anything military-style in the hands of civilians is bad mkay
[23:54:04] <chromas> we all need automatic shotguns
[23:54:16] <arti> those things are awesome
[23:54:28] <crutchy> automatic howitzers
[23:54:32] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[23:54:33] <js--> ^ 03AA-12 Fully Automatic Shotgun!!! - YouTube
[23:55:08] <chromas> youtube_intros--
[23:55:09] <Bender> karma - youtube_intros: -1
[23:55:18] <crutchy> the newer russian tanks aren't far from being automatic howitzers
[23:55:35] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure the main turret is fully automated
[23:55:59] <crutchy> and the crew is down inside the guts of the tank separated from the ammo
[23:58:12] <crutchy> not sure how many of them they have though
[23:58:14] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[23:58:14] <js--> ^ 03Wiki: T-14 Armata ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[23:58:38] <crutchy> wiki says 20