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[23:58:38] <crutchy> wiki says 20
[23:58:14] <js--> ^ 03Wiki: T-14 Armata ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[23:58:14] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[23:58:12] <crutchy> not sure how many of them they have though
[23:55:59] <crutchy> and the crew is down inside the guts of the tank separated from the ammo
[23:55:35] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure the main turret is fully automated
[23:55:18] <crutchy> the newer russian tanks aren't far from being automatic howitzers
[23:55:09] <Bender> karma - youtube_intros: -1
[23:55:08] <chromas> youtube_intros--
[23:54:33] <js--> ^ 03AA-12 Fully Automatic Shotgun!!! - YouTube
[23:54:32] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[23:54:28] <crutchy> automatic howitzers
[23:54:16] <arti> those things are awesome
[23:54:04] <chromas> we all need automatic shotguns
[23:53:52] <crutchy> cos anything military-style in the hands of civilians is bad mkay
[23:53:27] <crutchy> they call them 'military-style'
[23:52:29] * chromas thanks himself ;)
[23:52:19] <js--> ^ 03South Park - Safe Space - "In My Safe Space" - YouTube
[23:52:18] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[23:51:54] <arti> chromas: thank god
[23:51:46] <arti> “assault” rifle
[23:51:29] <Ethanol-fueled> shit, better buy an assault rifle and a small arsenal of ammo.
[23:51:06] <chromas> sjws/feminists are already wearing out the word "racism"
[23:51:02] <nick> false-flag or whatever, the police state is on its way
[23:50:47] <nick> yup
[23:50:15] <Ethanol-fueled> The false-flag attack will usher in a new era of European police-statism./
[23:50:09] <arti> since we’re persecuting everyone on behalf of some
[23:49:55] <Ethanol-fueled> They're Blackwater.
[23:49:38] <arti> we don’t know if they’re arab
[23:48:32] <Ethanol-fueled> so that the government thugs can't pull "das raciss" against people protesting against arab savages.
[23:48:09] <Ethanol-fueled> We will be so racist that the word will lose all meaning and the public will become numb to it.
[23:47:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, guys...here's what we need to do...we need to be as racist as possible, publicly, over the internet, wherever.
[23:43:31] <crutchy> good ol' dunny reading
[23:43:27] <js--> ^ 03Coders Corner
[23:43:26] <arti> you can do it in vb6 too: http://sandsprite.com
[23:43:25] * crutchy was just quoting off a wikipedia page
[23:43:15] <crutchy> yeah i kinda assumed that too
[23:42:56] <Ethanol-fueled> you can already use inline ASM wit' C++
[23:42:44] <arti> “i do half of it in a ‘real’ language and other parts in one i’m learning”
[23:42:26] <arti> it’s good if you want to split a program into two codebases
[23:42:25] <crutchy> they finally catching up with delphi ;-)
[23:42:09] <crutchy> "D retains C++'s ability to do low-level coding, and adds to it with support for an integrated inline assembler."
[23:42:06] <crutchy> ooh
[23:42:00] <arti> dredd is needed for immigration issues.
[23:41:42] <arti> bummer for the folks killed
[23:41:21] <crutchy> followed by: "i want my money back!"
[23:41:20] * Ethanol-fueled had two bacon-burgers for dinner last night.
[23:41:07] <crutchy> girl: "aww fuck!"
[23:41:01] <Ethanol-fueled> like proof by induction
[23:40:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Haha arti...sheeeeeittt.....
[23:40:29] <arti> dominoes like this? http://i.imgur.com
[23:40:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm all for a strong and united Europe, but not with the fifth-columnists calling the shots from Brussels\
[23:40:25] <nick> 'global governance' is the direction when not in the eu
[23:40:04] <nick> the path is set anyway, the whole referendum is a pleasantry
[23:39:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Once one leaves, the dominos will fall.
[23:39:50] <nick> it just so does not matter if the uk leaves or not
[23:39:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm hoping that this will compel the UK to leave.
[23:39:24] <nick> indeed
[23:39:13] <crutchy> real problem is if greece told EU to fuck off, a lot of other countries would do likewise and the whole euro disaster would end
[23:39:12] <nick> leaving the euro/eu etc has never been a serious offer on the table in greece, the potential in the greek negotiations was an example of the misdirected activism i mentioned earlier
[23:38:17] * crutchy needs some food
[23:37:51] <Ethanol-fueled> REMOVE KEBAB
[23:37:41] <crutchy> not even bother declaring bankruptsy
[23:37:35] <chromas> the shooting leaves have left them
[23:37:32] <crutchy> actually greeks should just tell euro to fuck off
[23:37:22] <chromas> yeah, should be "leaves leave"
[23:36:32] <nick> ...
[23:36:26] <crutchy> gotta love the quality of journalism these days
[23:36:03] <crutchy> "leaves leaves" ???
[23:35:38] <js--> ^ 03Paris shooting leaves leaves 60 dead in terror attacks and suicide bombing | Daily Mail Online
[23:35:38] <crutchy> greeks should tell the euro to fuck off by declaring bankruptsy, bail on the euro and start fresh
[23:35:37] <arti> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[23:35:36] <arti> NEWS
[23:35:02] <crutchy> euro is just perpetuating greek's suffering
[23:34:43] <crutchy> greeks would be better off without the euro
[23:34:17] <crutchy> SirFinkus, if he has falsies, ask him to remove them while winking
[23:33:34] <nick> didnt see it widely reported though
[23:33:26] <nick> the greeks apparently turned on the greek central bank the other day
[23:30:29] <Ethanol-fueled> The rise of nationalism!
[23:30:14] <Ethanol-fueled> let's hope those Eurocucks turn on their leaders who allowed this to happen.
[23:30:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm salivating anticipating the anti-Islamic public backlash.
[23:29:11] <chromas> earth colors
[23:28:59] <chromas> browns and yellows, mostly
[23:28:46] <chromas> white people don't have culture. that's why we have to paint over our white, empty canvases with other cultures
[23:28:30] <Ethanol-fueled> "Don't believe him, he's just a racist."
[23:27:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I warned you all about this.
[23:27:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Haahaaheeheehoooooooo! Burn, baby, BURN!
[23:27:33] <Ethanol-fueled> "Multiculturalism"
[23:25:17] <SirFinkus> well, he's doing it for free, so I don't want to impose
[23:23:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Get a handy while you're at it.
[23:23:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Do it, Fink.
[23:23:39] <SirFinkus> I'm going to go get a massage by an older man
[23:23:07] <Ethanol-fueled> MOPP level 4
[23:22:50] <SirFinkus> damn, wish I could stick around longer
[23:22:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Guns, ammo, and regroup in Riverside County.
[23:22:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Bug-out plan prepared.
[23:20:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Wait! WAIT! I have beer!
[23:20:34] <Ethanol-fueled> When are we gonna nuke saudi arabia? I'm thinkin' about getting some beer because this is gonna be good.
[23:19:54] <crutchy> you're just subcontracting the russians ;P
[23:19:46] <Ethanol-fueled> We must defeat ISIS by installing the pipeline.
[23:19:43] <crutchy> you are
[23:19:32] <Ethanol-fueled> It's all Assad's fault. Let's invade Syria now.
[23:19:02] <crutchy> hehe maybe it is good luck afterall :D
[23:18:38] <crutchy> luckily the whole hospital thing was done by 2pm and i found out at about 4pm :p
[23:17:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Same here crutch
[23:17:20] <crutchy> she in the 'friday 13th is good luck' camp. i don't think of myself as being overly superstitious, but i'm more inclined to be a little cautious on friday 13th
[23:16:20] <crutchy> thankfully i found out after my wife's carpal tunnel operation
[23:16:07] <crutchy> haha yeah i found that out yesterday afternoon
[23:15:57] <Ethanol-fueled> TEH FIRE RISES
[23:15:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Today is Friday the 13th here, too.
[23:15:46] <Ethanol-fueled> heheheeh,
[23:15:43] <Ethanol-fueled> That was different. The Jews did that one.
[23:15:29] <crutchy> yeah... *cough* 2001
[23:14:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Those savages would have been shot dead in 2 minutes if it were Murrica.
[23:14:45] <crutchy> meh. europe was fucked long before them
[23:14:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Idiots are dumb for letting those vermin in.
[23:14:22] <Ethanol-fueled> It's the goddamn Islamic savages again.
[23:14:06] <crutchy> socialism for all!
[23:13:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Welp, looks like Europe has been culturally enriched once again.
[23:13:54] <crutchy> aye focker!
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[23:00:24] <crutchy> <ciri> crutchy: ~Tell arti poo is already fucked.
[22:56:59] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, awk is the language of the gods
[22:56:48] <chromas> (...spam spam spam spam)
[22:56:38] <chromas> sedctl.
[22:56:34] * sedctl is a 53-line gawk script, https://github.com
[22:56:34] <chromas> sedctl,
[22:56:28] <chromas> oh it needs the : I guess
[22:56:24] <crutchy> ah
[22:56:22] <chromas> sedctl
[22:56:17] * sedctl is a 53-line gawk script, https://github.com
[22:56:17] <chromas> sedctl:
[22:56:15] <crutchy> lol
[22:56:12] <crutchy> hmm. what's the help keyword now?
[22:56:03] <crutchy> sedbutt
[22:55:58] <crutchy> sexbot
[22:55:57] * chromas is confus-ed
[22:55:54] <crutchy> sedctl
[22:55:51] <crutchy> err
[22:55:47] <crutchy> sedbot
[22:55:41] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[22:55:40] <crutchy> ~sed off
[22:55:37] <crutchy> haha :)
[22:55:33] <exec> <chromas> y
[22:55:30] <sedctl> <chromas> y
[22:55:30] <chromas> s/s/y/
[22:55:29] <chromas> s
[22:55:14] <crutchy> ?
[22:55:13] <crutchy> maybe kill ii as well and just run the shell script
[22:55:02] <crutchy> hmm
[22:54:58] <chromas> hm, now it just dies
[22:54:56] <crutchy> still not sedmonkey?
[22:54:47] <exec> <chromas> smile
[22:54:45] <chromas> s/.*/smile/
[22:54:40] <chromas> frown
[22:54:31] <exec> <chromas> <crutchy> crutchy++
[22:54:29] <chromas> crutchy: s/h.*s/rutchy/
[22:53:48] <Bender> karma - chromas: 127
[22:53:48] <crutchy> chromas++
[22:53:45] <crutchy> noice :)
[22:53:37] <chromas> I made a couple shell scripts to automate making ii join + running the script
[22:53:09] <exec> └─ 02http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/SedBot
[22:53:09] <exec> 03SedBot => 13Running sedbot:
[22:53:08] <crutchy> [[SedBot]]
[22:53:04] <crutchy> ah. no prefix
[22:52:33] <crutchy> hmm
[22:52:29] <exec> └─ 02http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/IRC
[22:52:28] <exec> 03IRC => 13Contact chat@soylentnews.org if you are interested in working on one of these projects. Also, the IRC Page has information about getting started with IRC, and the IRC vision is worth checking out.
[22:52:26] <crutchy> [[IRC]]]
[22:52:07] <crutchy> [[IRC:SedBot]]
[22:51:50] <chromas> yeah
[22:51:49] <chromas> exec doesn't do that, so it's better
[22:51:47] <crutchy> can you just run the awk command again?
[22:51:39] <crutchy> ah
[22:51:35] <chromas> the gawk script; ii's still connected
[22:51:28] <chromas> that error killed it
[22:51:18] <crutchy> sedctl
[22:51:09] * crutchy looks in nick list
[22:50:57] <crutchy> oh. where's sedbot?
[22:50:52] <Bender> karma - exec: 33
[22:50:52] <chromas> exec++
[22:50:51] <chromas> we should just use exec
[22:50:27] <crutchy> (for my attempt)
[22:50:26] <chromas> must've murdered the script
[22:50:21] <exec> <chromas> y
[22:50:18] <chromas> s/x/y/
[22:50:17] <crutchy> sed: -e expression #1, char 6: unterminated `s' command
[22:50:17] <chromas> x
[22:50:12] <chromas> :(
[22:50:06] <exec> <chromas> +
[22:50:04] <chromas> s/\[/+/
[22:49:59] <chromas> [
[22:49:56] <chromas> need an escapement yo
[22:49:53] <crutchy> s/[/a/
[22:49:49] <crutchy> [
[22:49:44] <crutchy> oh
[22:49:37] <chromas> gawk: /home/toobee/irc/sedbot.awk:49: (FILENAME=- FNR=38784) fatal: Invalid regular expression: /[/
[22:49:36] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[22:49:35] <crutchy> ~sed on
[22:49:31] <crutchy> wonder if shell sed is different
[22:49:06] * crutchy fails sed
[22:48:58] <crutchy> s/\[/a\
[22:48:53] <crutchy> s/\[/\\/
[22:48:47] <crutchy> s/\[/\]/
[22:48:39] <crutchy> s/[/]/
[22:48:33] <crutchy> [
[22:48:31] <crutchy> hmm
[22:46:58] <chromas> al quesadilla
[22:46:08] <crutchy> derp. think i spelt that wrong
[22:45:49] <exec> definition for term "isis" set to "the new bad guys since we're now supplying the old bad guys (al quaeda)"
[22:45:48] <crutchy> ~define-add isis, the new bad guys since we're now supplying the old bad guys (al quaeda)
[22:44:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Isil: Something that is ill (is + ill ISIL). Also known as Islamic State of Iraq. A generally good-oriented group of muslim fanatics that behead people just for fun. (You're right, it was sarcasm)
[22:44:46] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Isis: Some group of jihad sandniggers who behead Japanese people and masturbate to goat porn.
[22:44:45] <chromas> ~define isil
[22:44:43] <chromas> ~define isis
[22:43:06] <crutchy> there's no powerlines going over the school though
[22:42:46] <crutchy> new areas are all underground
[22:42:36] <crutchy> we have a mixture. mainly overhead in older residential areas
[22:42:28] <chromas> We're still cavemen with poles over here
[22:42:08] <chromas> Any power lines involved? Or do you have underground utilities?
[22:42:08] <crutchy> s/[/p/
[22:41:59] <crutchy> i don't mind since my kiddies go to school there :[
[22:41:46] <crutchy> i think it was mainly branches on big trees that they must've thought might be at risk of falling on the kiddies
[22:41:00] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, crutchy is an ableist shitlord
[22:40:58] <chromas> Poor trees. They were happpy little trees, but no more
[22:40:33] <crutchy> yay seems the council has finally finished crunching up trees across the road at the school
[22:40:28] <chromas> hey, he can't hep that he's mentally and metabolically challenged! You ableist shitlord you!
[22:39:33] <crutchy> and he was like 'capitalism is bad yo' ... 'my mcmansion isn't really that big'
[22:39:30] <js--> ^ 03#باريس_تشتعل hashtag on Twitter
[22:39:28] <alexbst> https://twitter.com
[22:39:06] <crutchy> moore's downfall was when he started getting asked about his personal income
[22:38:37] <alexbst> or at least a white knight
[22:38:29] <crutchy> hypocritical moron that he is
[22:38:28] <alexbst> I was probably an SJW 5 years ago
[22:38:17] <crutchy> michael moore was probably a social justice warrior
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[22:38:01] <chromas> If you constantly keep a RationalWiki tab open, you might be an sjw
[22:37:57] <crutchy> they're agenda is so shallow though
[22:37:45] <crutchy> if they weren't so hypocritical it might seem idealistic
[22:37:05] <chromas> we could do those "you might me a redneck if" jokes with s/redneck/SJW/
[22:36:57] <crutchy> but that offended all the other morons
[22:36:35] <crutchy> previously we just called them morons
[22:36:11] <nick> is the earliest result on google news that i found with the term 'social justice warrior'
[22:36:01] * crutchy wants to get a keyboard with cherry blue keys
[22:35:51] <js--> ^ 03?Big Brother? Contestants Even More Racist, Homophobic Than We Thought | NewNowNext
[22:35:50] <nick> http://www.newnownext.com
[22:35:36] <exec> ballhitch: unable to find definition
[22:35:32] <chromas> :)
[22:35:32] <crutchy> lol
[22:35:30] <chromas> :(
[22:35:29] <exec> [local] ball hitch: wife
[22:35:27] <chromas> ~define ball hitch
[22:35:24] <chromas> ~define ballhitch
[22:35:15] <alexbst> metapick maybe
[22:35:14] <crutchy> :/
[22:35:14] <chromas> me missing the space bar I guess. I seem to to that a lot on this keyboard
[22:35:14] <exec> [google] https://twitter.com
[22:35:12] <exec> metopick: unable to find definition
[22:35:11] <crutchy> ~g metopick
[22:34:58] <crutchy> ~define metopick
[22:34:50] <crutchy> is 'metopick' a reddit word lol
[22:34:18] <chromas> are you saying They don't want metopick that boogie?
[22:33:49] <crutchy> gpl is kinda sjw-ish; we will force freedom upon you! whether you like it or not!
[22:33:04] <crutchy> gpl also starting to get a bit of a boogieman status since torvalds ripped gpl3
[22:32:26] <crutchy> true
[22:32:19] <alexbst> gpl == freedom for software
[22:32:13] <alexbst> bsd == freedom for people
[22:32:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Discovery of Classic Pi Formula a ‘Cunning Piece of Magic’ - http://sylnt.us - it's-only-half-a-Tau
[22:32:06] <alexbst> comes back to the bsd vs gpl to me
[22:32:04] <crutchy> but yeah i suppose it has some social aspects
[22:32:02] <chromas> it's got community involvement
[22:31:43] <crutchy> even though there's no state involvement
[22:31:28] <chromas> yeah; it's totally communist
[22:31:17] <crutchy> its ironic that some view foss as socialist
[22:30:46] * chromas gives tama perpetual victim complex
[22:30:42] <js--> ^ 03Google Trends ( https://www.google.co.uk )
[22:30:41] <nick> https://www.google.co.uk
[22:29:37] <crutchy> and if people don't like it, they should be forced to :p
[22:29:08] <crutchy> socialism is just a label for people who think the state should control everything. the espouse their anti-capitalist views using iphones and other devices purchased on the free market
[22:28:34] <chromas> sjws vs adults
[22:27:59] <alexbst> both sides ?
[22:27:55] <chromas> alexbst: me == shocked
[22:26:54] <nick> the anger and more specifically the activism on both sides of most issues seems to be usually misdirected, but then i don't think that's an accident
[22:26:14] <js--> ^ 03Eric Gobbleschultz on Twitter: "I'm a SJW. I'm a hacker. I'm a member of the FLOSS community. I'm not leaving. https://t.co"
[22:26:13] <alexbst> chromas - https://twitter.com
[22:25:38] <chromas> they don't call themselves sjws; they think there's no such thing
[22:24:06] <nick> as an example
[22:23:46] <nick> it's not very helpful complaining that socialists will be or are the downfall of the nation, when the people you're describing do not identify themselves as such
[22:23:31] <alexbst> or at least some of them do ;)
[22:23:23] <alexbst> well the amusing thing is since someone put Warrior on the end, these people now self-identify
[22:22:57] <nick> people can call themselves whatever they want, using one word to describe a political or philosophical ideology is usually far from helpful
[22:22:18] <alexbst> no doubt
[22:21:38] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure most supply side economists could have predicted today's sociopolitical environment in 1913
[22:21:18] <alexbst> yup
[22:20:50] <alexbst> he coined the term for the beast
[22:20:42] <crutchy> hayek the austrian economist dude?
[22:20:15] <alexbst> hayek kind of saw it coming
[22:20:09] <alexbst> well
[22:20:08] <nick> the media loves an easy story
[22:19:45] <chromas> the media loves sjws
[22:19:31] <crutchy> the media likes to portray libertarians as some kind of bad guy, apparently having nfi that their country was founded by them
[22:18:49] <nick> the aforementioned universal boogieman does seem to be the trend
[22:18:30] <nick> it's like 'freedom fighter' and countries with 'democratic republic' in the name, it doesn't really mean anything
[22:18:19] <crutchy> must admit not being a twitter or reddit follower i don't see it much
[22:18:18] <chromas> "You can't just have two genders on your form! What about duo-genders or canine-genders or tri-genders?"
[22:17:31] <nick> i understand what it's supposed to mean, i find the term interesting though
[22:17:09] <chromas> the PC police
[22:16:58] <crutchy> i think of sjws as people who want to enforce political correctness and stuff
[22:16:57] <nick> often reading it as "if i said/wrote communist, people would think i'm old"
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[22:16:42] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03SJW: Social Justice Warrior. A pejorative term for an individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on social justice on the Internet, often in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for th...
[22:16:39] <chromas> ~define sjw
[22:16:27] <nick> i have only ever seen it appear in a negative context
[22:16:09] <crutchy> so it prolly means different things to different people
[22:15:56] <crutchy> i think jsw is prolly being hijacked as a universal boogieman, like libertarians
[22:15:44] <nick> g'day crutchy
[22:15:23] * exec dexterously blows a blagoblag of g'day juice at nick
[22:15:21] <crutchy> ~g'day nick
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[22:07:17] <nick> what makes an sjw?
[21:59:46] <js--> ^ 03Why Hackers Must Eject the SJWs
[21:59:44] <alexbst> http://esr.ibiblio.org
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[19:52:11] <nick> no idea who roosh is
[19:46:40] <alexbst> roosh looks so tired these days
[19:42:50] <SirFinkus> DARTH PLAGUEUS
[19:29:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Music Streaming is Creating a New Type of Superfan - http://sylnt.us - AKA-groupie?
[19:28:30] <nick> always helpful
[19:19:11] <chromas> it's so vague, you can fill in whatever you want ;)
[19:01:56] <nick> what narrative is collapsing
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[17:58:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ice Volcanoes and Other New Pluto Findings - http://sylnt.us - let's-go-skiing!
[17:44:39] <alexbst> rooshiepoos even
[17:44:34] <alexbst> roosiepoos
[17:44:34] <js--> ^ 03The establishment's narrative is collapsing - YouTube
[17:44:32] <alexbst> https://www.youtube.com
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[17:32:37] <cmn32480> yeah... growing at a couple users per day. :-)
[17:20:24] <mrcoolbp> we are nearing 6000
[16:27:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Single Course of Antibiotics Messes Up the Gut Microbiome for up to a Year - http://sylnt.us - poo-pill-prescriptions-provide-partial-protection
[16:22:59] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5949, owned by bvarba
[16:22:58] <cmn32480> !uid
[15:43:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp
[15:43:05] <cmn32480> thanks buzzard
[15:41:55] <cmn32480> I think I pooched a story time/date this mornign and wanted to take a look at it
[15:41:39] <cmn32480> tweaking the next is what I figured I would have to do. but I wanted to see if there was somethign that I missed.
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[15:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean you could manually tweak the value of "&next=" to whatever you like but there's no way to skip to the end.
[15:11:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... no
[15:06:33] <cmn32480> is there a way to get to the oldest story list screen?
[14:56:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Young Adults are 'Failing to Launch' or 'Boomerang Home' - http://sylnt.us - mom's-basement
[14:40:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> minecraft time
[14:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i do not feel like finding out where the bugs are in all that code i wrote today. that's a job for when i'm fresh in the morning.
[13:55:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Big Bang Left Us with a Perfect Random Number Generator - http://sylnt.us - entropy-FTW
[13:44:23] <MrPlow> chromas: surrendermonkeys ()
[13:44:23] <chromas> #klingon surrendermonkeys
[13:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'also leaving off the trailing ) now though
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[13:43:36] <Bender> karma - gtk: -1
[13:43:36] <chromas> gtk--
[13:43:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[13:43:16] <chromas> it doesn't auto-substitute for those characters?
[13:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> liberation sans i think
[13:42:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, plenty of folks need to tell klingons that they surrender
[13:42:39] <chromas> what were you using?
[13:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, thas better. had to switch back to unifont
[13:42:00] <chromas> that shouldn't be there. it should kick me or something
[13:41:44] <MrPlow> chromas: jegh'a' jIH ( )
[13:41:44] <chromas> #klingon I surrender
[13:41:22] <chromas> it's also antialiased too now
[13:41:15] <chromas> in fact it looks better than ever for me. it used to make the klingon text try to hang half way down into the next line, except it would get clipped
[13:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, prolly my font then
[13:40:40] <chromas> not here
[13:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta figure out why i'm getting copyright symbols n underlines
[13:40:11] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: wa' cha' wej loS vagh ( )
[13:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon one two three four five
[13:39:59] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: 1 2 3 4 5 ( )
[13:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon 1 2 3 4 5
[13:39:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[13:39:19] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Duj row row row ( )
[13:39:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon row row row your boat
[13:39:14] <chromas> klingdings
[13:39:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, make it in klingon
[13:38:39] <cmn32480> hmmmm I think I'll make the human readable on thsi barcode in WingDings...
[13:37:28] <cmn32480> shit.. we are getting close!
[13:37:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> so ~100 billion. should hold us till next week at least.
[13:36:29] <chromas> not enough! plus, what is we need negative comments?
[13:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:36:00] <chromas> is that 10 bytes?
[13:35:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, only unsigned int(10)
[13:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> we use bigint(20) i think
[13:34:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, prolly does
[13:34:32] <cmn32480> now tmb is gonna go poking at the DB... site go BOM!
[13:33:57] <chromas> well it may be a while, but does the sn database use large enough fields for comment IDs and stuff? I recall /. had to adjust that a time or two
[13:32:43] <cmn32480> whom would likely be Bytram|away
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[13:32:23] <cmn32480|away> what or whom?
[13:26:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, wonder what's going to break on the site since it's friday the 13th?
[13:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh.... that's an idear there
[13:19:08] <chromas> a sunk ship
[13:18:41] <chromas> drink it; fill it again
[13:18:30] <chromas> you now have to build a ship in a bottle and fill it with rum
[13:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> it could be RUM!
[13:17:13] <cmn32480|away> it could be a treasure!
[13:13:49] <chromas> you'll find out ye were swindled!
[13:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> had it for about three years now and haven't even unboxed it to look at the bits
[13:11:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should build my model pirate ship this weekend
[13:09:20] * TheMightyBuzzard sings the theme to Rawhide
[13:09:16] <cmn32480|away> I call dibs on the DeLorean
[13:09:04] <cmn32480|away> WOO HOO!!!!
[13:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, means we all quit and become cowboys
[13:08:27] <cmn32480|away> does that mean we all switch to tea?
[13:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> one more and the civil war is over
[13:07:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1865
[13:07:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:07:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1864
[13:07:10] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[13:02:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yerg, i hate having to go back and find all the places i added new stuff to the db
[13:00:47] <exec> definition for term "ball hitch" set to "wife"
[13:00:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add ball hitch, wife
[13:00:31] <exec> syntax: ~define-add <term>, <definition>
[13:00:31] <chromas> ~define-add I think
[13:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, what's the syntax to add a definition to exec?
[12:59:34] <chromas> ball hitch, otherwise known as a wife
[12:59:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> no fishing till the roomie gets back. don't have a ball hitch on my car for the boat and the fish is all out away from the bank for the winter.
[12:58:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell, ima be eating that stuff leftover for lunch too
[12:58:25] <chromas> hopefully that doesn't impede the fishing
[12:58:01] * TheMightyBuzzard debates
[12:57:36] <chromas> whatever's handy
[12:57:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> habanero, jalapeno, or bell?
[12:56:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly make it taste gooder, yeah. it was pretty nummy as it was though.
[12:56:06] <chromas> fergie sends me to the toilet too
[12:55:39] <chromas> toss in some peppers and onions
[12:55:35] <chromas> maybe you just need moar fiber
[12:55:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> was very good last night but is not being my friend today
[12:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> diced spam+diced fried bacon+rice+black-eyed peas
[12:54:57] <js--> ^ 03Livecoding.tv - watch people code products live.
[12:54:56] <chromas> https://www.livecoding.tv
[12:54:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, i need to not make that particular concoction for dinner anymore. bout to run myself out of the room this morning.
[12:53:43] <chromas> i.m always on time
[12:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> not as good as a beard but it makes you have less punctuation errors
[12:53:04] <chromas> maybe learning perl would increase my follicle density
[12:52:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> porn stache then
[12:52:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewwww
[12:52:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i think we should start a site fight over it though
[12:52:17] <chromas> if I tried to grow a beard I'd just look like a hipster
[12:51:56] <chromas> I just meant that C's getting a slight upgrade; not sure about gcc
[12:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh them ain't required, they just make you better. like having a beard.
[12:51:04] <chromas> I know, I should just give in and learn perl, but I don't want to start smoking and chugging coffee++
[12:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> llvm vs gcc is the new emacs vs vi
[12:50:21] <chromas> although at least llvm is working to add modules to its c compiler
[12:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> if ya like
[12:49:31] <chromas> import > include
[12:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> C libraries, modules, not that much difference functionally.
[12:46:56] <chromas> I guess technically that was a modula thing
[12:46:49] <chromas> modules and such
[12:46:18] <chromas> looks like C with pascal features :D
[12:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> really? it hasn't gained traction over the past 20 years, why pay it any attention now?
[12:45:03] * chromas = interested
[12:44:56] <chromas> that last sn article got me looking at D. I'd forgotten about it
[12:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> undoubtedly
[12:44:11] <chromas> /. beta was probably an sjw scheme
[12:43:55] <Bender> karma - beta: -21
[12:43:55] <chromas> beta--
[12:43:48] <chromas> it's no wonder we don't like beta
[12:43:43] <chromas> you know
[12:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, thanked the guys at the new charity and had some little pissant sjw beta male jump on me for it. shut him the fuck down.
[12:42:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it might traumatize them
[12:30:37] <chromas> well, vidya games are full of violence anyhow. soldiers don't need to see people gettin shot
[12:24:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Innovative Energy-Absorbing Materials have Potential Uses in Buildings, Helmets - http://sylnt.us - PXCM-baby-buggy-bumper
[12:21:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> fortunately the founder and senior staff revolted and started a new charity, with blackjack and hookers.
[12:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, operation supply drop is under new management and will no longer be supplying video games to troops because of social justice or some shit.
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[11:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:36:03] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Propertarianism - Circumpolar Civilization and the Cutural Division of Labor - YouTube
[11:36:02] <alexbst> https://www.youtube.com
[11:35:56] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Californium: A game about the many (sur)realities of Philip K. Dick | Ars Technica UK
[11:35:55] <alexbst> http://arstechnica.co.uk
[11:31:09] <Bender> karma - js: -2
[11:31:09] <chromas> js--
[11:18:45] <Bender> karma - js: -1
[11:18:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> js--
[11:07:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1863
[11:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:06:48] <crutchy> i guess being a js library it kinda can't help but be retarded since js is retarded
[11:06:14] <crutchy> but jquery is retarded
[11:06:07] * crutchy tried to learn some jquery
[11:04:38] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Which Language has Brightest Future in Replacing C — D, Go, or Rust — and Why? - http://sylnt.us - duh... pascal of course :D
[11:04:38] <crutchy> Bender, s/Obfuscated-Rust-Competition-doesn't-sound-right/duh... pascal of course :D/
[10:58:14] <chromas> Isn't D relatively ancient?
[10:53:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Which Language has Brightest Future in Replacing C — D, Go, or Rust — and Why? - http://sylnt.us - Obfuscated-Rust-Competition-doesn't-sound-right
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[08:23:49] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup fellas.
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[07:49:39] <chromas> and missiles
[07:49:07] <chromas> we just send out Chick tracts and stuff
[07:48:57] <chromas> that's 'cause we don't cut off heads after exclaiming
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[07:21:15] <crutchy> because we don't think you're fat enough already!
[07:20:44] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03KFC testing fried chicken delivery
[07:20:43] <crutchy> http://www.usatoday.com
[07:20:41] <crutchy> speaking of omg!
[07:18:45] <crutchy> its ironic that islamic militants are ridiculed for their "allah snackbar" nonsense, but if you watch any video of distraught americans, "oh my god" is exclaimed in a very similar (and repetitive) manner
[07:02:34] <Bender> karma - lawnmowing: -1
[07:02:34] <crutchy> lawnmowing--
[06:19:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Groundbreaking for World's Largest Telescope - http://sylnt.us
[05:06:33] <Deucalion> does it matter?
[05:00:26] <chromas> which is the one who gets hit with the hammer?
[04:58:26] <Deucalion> which one of you is itchy or scratchy?
[04:57:30] <crutchy> at least i don't have to feel guilty for bad input
[04:57:13] <chromas> dereferencing nil pointers is bad
[04:57:05] <chromas> crutchy: that doesn't work though
[04:56:54] <crutchy> tis why i vote for nobody
[04:56:48] <chromas> we need a markov chain generator with a pile of political speeches for input
[04:56:36] <Deucalion> Better than voting for deliberate shafting no? Randomise it
[04:55:57] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03RNG: Random number generator.
[04:55:54] <crutchy> ~define rng
[04:55:24] <Deucalion> Vote RNG
[04:55:00] <Deucalion> make ciri pale and slimey and perfect fit for Treasury
[04:54:44] <chromas> tama vs rng: vote now!
[04:54:27] <chromas> we should nominate a random number generator for the other political group
[04:54:07] <crutchy> ciri for running mate
[04:53:55] <chromas> that's ciri's job
[04:53:41] <Deucalion> perhaps, not much of a diplomat though.
[04:53:20] <chromas> <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[04:52:59] <chromas> tama would make a good politician
[04:52:59] <crutchy> 'as your president, i do solemnly swear to axe yo mama's vibrating rooster sammich!'
[04:52:11] <Deucalion> turncoat!
[04:52:01] <crutchy> tama ftw!
[04:51:51] <Deucalion> Fuck why not... shake things up a bit... I nominate tama
[04:51:19] <crutchy> ciri for potus '16
[04:51:05] <Deucalion> Nooooo... Bender not for Potus....
[04:50:35] <crutchy> and maybe beer n chips on special occcasions
[04:50:20] <crutchy> free coffee is as far as we tend to go here
[04:50:01] <crutchy> sounds a bit dumb
[04:49:52] <crutchy> who gets free orifice snacks?
[04:49:23] <crutchy> Bender for potus '16
[04:48:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Getting Rid of Free Office Snacks Doesn't Come Cheap - http://sylnt.us - the-price-of-free
[04:48:18] <Deucalion> I was thinking Greek myth - Hermes the messenger. Futurama, I know of it. I wish I could spell bureaucrat at first attempt.... and as always... I did that time... one of those words that noodles me up :/
[04:45:27] * Deucalion looks blank
[04:45:12] <chromas> from Futurama
[04:43:12] <Deucalion> The messenger?
[04:41:42] <chromas> Bureaucrat grade 36
[04:41:20] <chromas> We could all learn from Hermes
[04:36:11] * Deucalion kills chat again xD
[04:28:10] <Deucalion> crutchy, the (what was to become the US) breaking away from the Brits was supposed to be a way to get rid of the Puritans... seems they came back and now they want to spy and enforce their singular vision on how everyone should live. What a nightmare... everyone should live the same grey life that some bureacrat can imagine... imagination is not exactly a requirement for life time servitude in the bureau world.
[04:26:05] <Bytram|away> LOL!
[04:26:01] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5947, owned by AcmeAnvil
[04:26:00] <Bytram|away> !uid
[04:25:57] <Bytram|away> have a good night everyone!
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[04:25:38] <Bytram> and with that, I have an early morning ahead of me and think I'll call it a night.
[04:24:48] <Bytram> well, seems the 'Don't Tread on Me' was not connected with New Hampshire ... though it was with Rhode Island.
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[04:22:48] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03The Edward Snowden guide to practical privacy • The Register
[04:22:47] <Deucalion> Why does my paranoid self now start to think Snowden is a plant.... http://www.theregister.co.uk A list of things you should use or a false flag?
[04:22:23] <crutchy> well, and experience with being oppressed by the british :p
[04:22:02] <crutchy> the US founding fathers had a lot of foresight
[04:21:40] <crutchy> knowing more about the founding fathers would help people to appreciate liberty more, and know more about what it actually is
[04:20:19] <Deucalion> The "democratic" process there would prevent that crutchy even if they had complete knowledge of history since time began.
[04:20:16] <crutchy> though to be fair australians keep voting for idiots too
[04:19:33] * chromas wonders what amurika was like 40,000 years ago
[04:19:23] <crutchy> well, one can only hope
[04:19:11] <crutchy> if more US citizens knew some history they probably wouldn't keep voting for idiots
[04:18:31] <crutchy> even though aussie history spans more than 40,000 years, its too boring
[04:18:03] <crutchy> US history is interesting
[04:17:44] <Deucalion> crutchy, you seem to know a lot about US history for an upside down person, why is that?
[04:17:21] <crutchy> human nature defeats good will
[04:16:46] <Deucalion> Seems a fine policy to me... Don't Tread On Me, I Won't Tread On You. Given human nature to find advantage by fucking over others that accord would be beneficial to all with possibilities for co-op progression. Put hostilities on detente to defeat a mutual enemy etc.
[04:16:21] <crutchy> didn't lead to a revolution, but it was a sort of mini revolution
[04:15:50] * crutchy wonders how many people know of the eureka stockade
[04:14:16] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:14:10] <Bytram> ~g "Don't Tread on Me"
[04:14:00] <Bytram> "Don't Tread on Me" was on a flag during the era of the revolutionary war, IIRC
[04:13:14] <Deucalion> If you say
[04:13:02] <Bytram> that sounds more like New Hampshire
[04:13:01] <Deucalion> Lesson... look where you walk :D
[04:12:46] <Deucalion> Because they are mostly harmless unless you piss them off by treading on them?
[04:12:16] <Bytram> seems that my mom did not share my enthusiasm for them... I wonder why?
[04:11:47] * Bytram loved to go out in the field when he was young and tip over large rocks to try and find garter snakes
[04:11:26] <crutchy> creepy fuckers
[04:11:25] <Deucalion> apparently they banished all snakes
[04:11:22] <Bytram> thanks to st patrick, right?
[04:11:15] <crutchy> they scare the crap outta me
[04:11:12] <Deucalion> should move to Ireland
[04:11:05] <crutchy> mee too
[04:10:58] <Bytram> I hates snakes
[04:10:49] <crutchy> our monks look more like medusa
[04:10:49] <Bytram> melodius monk?
[04:10:39] <Bytram> np
[04:10:31] <Deucalion> wait... I mixed up Austria and Tibet.... I may have to tear this back down to design stage... sorry
[04:10:13] <crutchy> or waddling skanks
[04:10:01] <Bytram> better than modeling yanks?
[04:09:47] <Deucalion> or yodelling monks....
[04:09:46] <Bytram> yeah, tanks a lot.
[04:09:32] <crutchy> or nazi tanks
[04:09:17] <Bytram> will they be alive with the sound of music?
[04:08:59] <Deucalion> That's just a glitch in the matrix, the hills will be back shortly
[04:08:43] <crutchy> sudo /etc/init.d/systemd
[04:08:36] * Bytram runs for the hills... and finds that they've moved
[04:07:04] <Deucalion> Bytram, problems have a way of following you no matter how far you run :D
[04:05:19] <SirFinkus> night TMB
[04:05:10] * Deucalion equips sledgehammer and invokes ssh
[04:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i'll have another smoke and hit the sack. you lot don't break anything.
[04:03:20] <SpallsHurgenson> now it looks as if they're here to stay
[04:00:33] <Bytram> Yesterday... seems all my problems were so far away...
[03:59:54] <crutchy> liberty is soooo yesterday
[03:59:23] <crutchy> true
[03:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, there are many more tyrannical nations than there are ones that even pay lip service to liberty.
[03:58:49] <crutchy> ask ciri
[03:58:19] <Bytram> Why? Beats me!
[03:58:17] <crutchy> putin is much more popular around the world than obama, not that its a very high bar
[03:57:56] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Apple to pull the plug on Beats Music on Nov. 30 - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[03:57:55] <Bytram> apple red-pencils this out: http://feedproxy.google.com
[03:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit of jingoism to rouse his base is all we're really seeing.
[03:57:00] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Mr. Plinkett's Attack of the Clones Review (part 1 of 3) - YouTube
[03:56:59] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com obligitory
[03:56:58] <crutchy> proxy wars are more paletable
[03:56:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> MAD is still a thing
[03:56:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i think he's fool enough to start one with the US
[03:55:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but wars are usually good for your popularity
[03:55:33] <Deucalion> He has other worries internally that are more pressing than starting a war
[03:55:11] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, quite agree... all posture no action.
[03:54:03] <SirFinkus> lucas has downs syndrome
[03:54:01] <chromas> just think, he's had to live with himself all these years
[03:53:50] <crutchy> i like the opening shot in 3
[03:53:47] <chromas> lucas has stockholm syndrome
[03:53:17] <SirFinkus> people seemed to think 3 wasn't that bad, but I think that was Stockholm syndrome
[03:53:07] <crutchy> Deucalion, when you have a massive military and you don't use it, the voters start asking questions
[03:52:57] <Bytram> unless, you know, you happen to live along the coast?
[03:52:52] <SirFinkus> which might be controversial
[03:52:45] <SirFinkus> actually, I'd argue 1>3>2
[03:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> putin would love it to be but for now we're better off just ignoring him for the most part.
[03:52:04] <crutchy> different government contractors
[03:51:58] <SirFinkus> I still maintain it's the worse of the series
[03:51:53] <crutchy> submit script doesn't process cookies like the title script does
[03:51:52] <Deucalion> Gawd... so now we have to start believing the cold war is on again? Come on... it's not 1950 again
[03:51:50] <chromas> does ~submit use a separate title extracting function?
[03:51:48] <SirFinkus> ok, Attack of the Clones was defeated
[03:51:30] <crutchy> lol
[03:51:28] <crutchy> oh that's the same one
[03:51:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> it hurt my will to live a bit when i saw the wordpress article and double checked it wasn't published in april.
[03:51:21] <crutchy> i'm guessing cookies
[03:51:20] <exec> 13Gene Amdahl, Pioneer of Mainframe Computing, Dies at 92 - The New York Times - 03http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/13/technology/gene-amdahl-pioneer-of-mainframe-computing-dies-at-92.html?_r=1
[03:51:15] <crutchy> ~title http://www.nytimes.com
[03:51:02] <crutchy> faild
[03:50:50] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[03:50:42] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.nytimes.com
[03:50:36] <Bytram> sorry about that folks!
[03:50:34] <Bytram> blegh!
[03:50:32] <Bytram> The Channel One news report that revealed the document (shown at about 1:45 in the video).
[03:50:30] <Deucalion> TMB, used to be on my reading list too... now it's just sponsored placements and video articles,
[03:50:29] <Bytram> a November 10 Channel One news broadcast of President Vladimir Putin's meeting with military chiefs in Sochi.
[03:50:24] <crutchy> derp
[03:50:22] <Bytram> Apparently, Russia has plans for a long-range autonomous nuclear torpedo capable of carrying a massive warhead that could lay waste to seaports and shower coastal cities with radioactive contamination. The project, called Ocean Multipurpose System 'Status-6', is a proposed long-range, high-speed unmanned underwater vehicle developed by Rubin, a St. Petersburg-based submarine design bureau. A document describing the system was revealed in
[03:50:22] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Apple Pencil review roundup - Business Insider
[03:50:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.businessinsider.com
[03:50:20] <Bytram> Channel One
[03:50:17] <Bytram> A summary slide of Russia's planned nuclear "cruise torpedo," which could be used to blow up ports from across the ocean.
[03:50:15] <Bytram> 128
[03:50:14] <exec> error: unable to download source (get_redirected_url)
[03:50:13] <Bytram> Tweet
[03:50:13] <chromas> wacom solved the stylus charging thing a long time ago. maybe they wouldn't sell out to apple
[03:50:12] <Bytram> Share
[03:50:12] <Bytram> by Sean Gallagher - Nov 12, 2015 9:20 pm UTC
[03:50:12] <Bytram> A long-range nuclear torpedo intended to spread radiation in the economic centers of enemies.
[03:50:12] <Bytram> Russian plans for massive nuclear undersea attack drone revealed by newscast
[03:50:12] <Bytram> ~submit Technology
[03:50:06] * Bytram tries again
[03:50:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, reading some other brave fool's coverage of their coverage.
[03:49:33] <crutchy> iPoop... enough crap for anyone
[03:49:28] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, ahh I see your mistake... you visited wired.com... the place where independent journos go when they have no place left to turn.
[03:49:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> wired used to be worth reading a bit. nowadays their tech chops can be summed up by noting that they run their site on wordpress.
[03:49:04] <SirFinkus> instead of designing it to be snapped off
[03:48:55] <chromas> or iLolli for Deucalion
[03:48:46] <SirFinkus> but give it a slot like every other device with a stylus
[03:48:41] <chromas> ooh, it's an iPop
[03:48:32] <SirFinkus> I can buy the charge
[03:48:26] <SirFinkus> http://core0.staticworld.net
[03:48:14] <chromas> this is true
[03:48:07] <crutchy> Deucalion, chromas has always been a bot
[03:48:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, wired gave the bloody thing a glowing review, which means they got paid to and it's hyped plastic.
[03:48:00] <chromas> I still think it's weird it even needs a charge
[03:47:45] <SirFinkus> I don't care if it takes 30 seconds to charge
[03:47:44] <crutchy> *atomic
[03:47:37] <crutchy> the gmt atmic clock is syncd to whatever systemd tells it
[03:47:29] <SirFinkus> makes it easy as possible to break the damn thing
[03:47:25] <Deucalion> Did chromas get replaced by a badly coded bot?
[03:47:24] <chromas> systemd-timesyncd
[03:47:20] <SirFinkus> I love the method for charging the stylus
[03:47:06] <chromas> systemd-timed
[03:46:54] <Deucalion> unless they use ntpdate
[03:46:37] <crutchy> who needs a clock when you can have an IT department tell you the time?
[03:46:33] <chromas> systemd is the intersectional feminism of linux
[03:46:28] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, so you always take everything at face value as presented to you? I'd call naive
[03:45:47] <sedctl> <crutchy> <chromas> now with systemd
[03:45:47] <crutchy> chromas, s/alzheimers/systemd/
[03:45:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> i find cynics quaint and charming but a bit naive
[03:44:53] <chromas> now with alzheimers
[03:44:49] <chromas> iClock
[03:44:48] * Deucalion mulls renaming #soylent as #CynicsAnon
[03:44:41] <crutchy> every girl will want one
[03:44:23] <crutchy> its an iPenis
[03:44:14] <Bytram> where's the eraser?
[03:44:04] <chromas> it's a pencil, man
[03:44:03] <crutchy> iRipoff
[03:43:58] <chromas> nope. apple don't do no stylus
[03:43:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> a hunnerd bucks for a bit of plastic...
[03:43:55] <Deucalion> Just a response to the US with their off shore unmanned sub hunter boat thing... you know Putin always has to go one betterer :D
[03:43:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy shit, apple is selling a stylus for $100.
[03:43:24] <MissO`gyny> ^ 032015-11-10 21-00 - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:43:23] <Bytram> https://youtu.be
[03:43:08] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Russian plans for massive nuclear undersea attack drone revealed by newscast | Ars Technica
[03:43:07] <Bytram> okay, now this is getting scary... http://arstechnica.com
[03:43:05] * Deucalion gives Everyone in the world a cookie.... what a great time to be alive!
[03:42:44] <Bytram> yum yum yum!
[03:42:43] * Deucalion gives Bytram a cookie....
[03:42:37] * TheMightyBuzzard nom nom nom
[03:42:32] <Bytram> cookies? /me perks up
[03:42:24] * Deucalion gives TMB a cookie....
[03:42:18] <crutchy> might be one of those stupid things that needs cookies
[03:42:16] <Bytram> LOL!@
[03:42:11] * Bytram smakes TheMightyBuzzard
[03:42:06] * TheMightyBuzzard unsmakes Bytram
[03:42:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, very well then.
[03:41:45] <exec> 13Gene Amdahl, Pioneer of Mainframe Computing, Dies at 92 - The New York Times - 03http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/13/technology/gene-amdahl-pioneer-of-mainframe-computing-dies-at-92.html?_r=0
[03:41:42] * Deucalion watches on
[03:41:25] * Bytram saw the link in #rss-bot
[03:41:23] <crutchy> ~title http://nytimes.com
[03:41:22] <chromas> doesn't seem to be paywalled
[03:41:09] <chromas> curling that link returns emptiness
[03:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't sub paywalled nonsense
[03:41:02] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: what for?
[03:40:46] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes Bytram
[03:39:19] <SirFinkus> DARTH SIDIOUS
[03:39:04] <SirFinkus> like, I'm not far off with my names
[03:39:04] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[03:38:54] <SirFinkus> LORD TYRANIS
[03:38:30] <Bytram> ~submit http://nytimes.com
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[03:38:08] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[03:38:07] <Bytram> http://nytimes.com
[03:35:24] <chromas> darth ppiness
[03:35:21] <chromas> a happy darth
[03:33:37] <SirFinkus> darth antagrious
[03:33:17] <chromas> supposed to take off the first syllable
[03:33:11] <SirFinkus> real subtle
[03:33:09] <chromas> darth nocidious
[03:32:59] <SirFinkus> like, just name them darth genocidious
[03:32:24] <SirFinkus> it's almost worse than general grevious or darth maul
[03:31:57] <chromas> count dokula
[03:30:24] <SirFinkus> COUNT DOOOOOOOKU
[03:29:53] <Bytram> looks like an English --> Japanese --> English translation
[03:29:53] <SirFinkus> because fuck it
[03:29:50] <SirFinkus> you should approve it
[03:29:26] <Bytram> I dunno *what* it is, But I do know what it isn't... making it to the front page!
[03:29:25] <SirFinkus> reeks of markov kind of shit
[03:28:55] <SirFinkus> that's great
[03:28:51] <SirFinkus> lol
[03:27:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Sheesh, if you're gonna submit fake subs, at least make them entertaining, like that one where Hugh Pickens was found dead in his home.
[03:27:15] <Ethanol-fueled> What the hell is that, some kind of markov thing?
[03:26:45] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03SN Submission by fryrtfg: nike managing casino shoe is the best best choice within Shoe
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[03:26:42] <Bytram> Words. They fail me. I dunno if you folks can see submissions, but this one just hurts my brain! https://soylentnews.org
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[03:25:16] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Honest Trailers - Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones - YouTube
[03:25:15] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:23:49] <crutchy> "come get some:
[03:23:35] <crutchy> he'd prolly try to kill the bug dudes though
[03:22:54] <crutchy> duke nukem would be boning the princess. not trying to kill her
[03:22:03] <Bender> Added quote 594
[03:22:03] <crutchy> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[03:22:01] <SirFinkus> he works just fine with count duke nukem
[03:21:19] <crutchy> actors are unnecessary expenses now
[03:21:18] <SpallsHurgenson> yoda don't work with fleshies
[03:20:11] <SirFinkus> why does this guy need to be a cgi
[03:20:04] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[03:20:02] <Bender> karma - day_off_from_work: 1
[03:20:02] <crutchy> day_off_from_work++
[03:19:41] <Bender> karma - meat_pie: 1
[03:19:41] <crutchy> meat_pie++
[03:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, ima go back to readin books. you lot continue with your wackiness.
[03:17:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Despite Lavish Subsidies, Fossil Fuel Loses In Latest IEA Forecast - http://sylnt.us
[03:16:55] <SirFinkus> should have just left him as that, let us fill the gaps with awesome shit
[03:16:25] <SirFinkus> with cool armor
[03:16:21] <SirFinkus> he's just one of Jabba's goons
[03:16:12] <SirFinkus> he just fucking gets sarlac'd in jedi
[03:15:51] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Ransomware-as-a-service surfaces, wants 10 percent profit cut • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[03:15:51] <SirFinkus> really, he was unimpressive in general
[03:15:50] <Bytram> here's a service I can do without: http://go.theregister.com
[03:13:31] <SpallsHurgenson> he got eaten by his own mount :)
[03:13:10] <SpallsHurgenson> he was as unimpressive in the holiday special
[03:12:50] <SirFinkus> he was just kind of an asshole in htat
[03:12:44] <SirFinkus> even if we're taking the holiday special into account as canon
[03:12:33] <SpallsHurgenson> and apparently paid too much, given his lackluster performance :)
[03:12:14] <SirFinkus> he was just being paid
[03:11:59] <SirFinkus> TOS didn't really imply any particular beef against the jedi
[03:11:35] <SirFinkus> bounty hunter
[03:11:29] <SirFinkus> he was a mercenary
[03:11:23] <SirFinkus> boba fett didn't need any motivation
[03:11:15] <SirFinkus> yeah, but boba is a clone of jango, so it's the same shit
[03:10:57] <SpallsHurgenson> technically, they are clones of jango fett :)
[03:10:40] <SirFinkus> and the fucking fan pandering with all of them being clones of boba fett
[03:10:09] <SirFinkus> they look like stormtroopers, they act like them
[03:09:46] <SirFinkus> tell me lucas thought that
[03:09:38] <SirFinkus> yeah, ok
[03:09:24] <SpallsHurgenson> the stormtroopers aren't clones. these aren't stormtroopers; they are clonetroopers
[03:08:55] <SirFinkus> it was all a justification of a throwaway Obi Wan had in TOS
[03:08:33] <SirFinkus> fucking NO indication that the stormtroopers were clones
[03:08:16] <SirFinkus> BUT THE CLONE CONCEPT WAS FUCKING RETARDED ANYWAY
[03:07:56] <SpallsHurgenson> actually there was reason: the clones were CGI'd in order to make sure they were all 100% identical AND to give them an alien, inhuman look
[03:07:27] <SirFinkus> it would have been less work and money to make costumes
[03:07:06] <SirFinkus> REASON
[03:07:01] <SirFinkus> all cgi of course for NO FUCKING REASONE
[03:06:17] <SirFinkus> fucking stupid
[03:06:13] <SirFinkus> stormtrooper clones
[03:05:56] <SirFinkus> I really hope abrahms ignores all the prequel shit
[03:04:48] <SirFinkus> it felt so much more chaotic
[03:04:45] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[03:04:43] <SpallsHurgenson> (although apparently the actors sometimes forgot :)
[03:04:33] <SirFinkus> but like, the crackling in TOS
[03:04:32] <SpallsHurgenson> (also because the props were so delicate they didn't dare slam 'em together :)
[03:04:19] <chromas> lucas calls them lazer swords now
[03:04:14] <SpallsHurgenson> in ANH they were supposed to be very heavy mechanisms too, which is why Obi and Vader swung them so slowly
[03:04:12] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.itworld.com
[03:03:57] <chromas> But now they're safe to shave with
[03:03:55] <SirFinkus> now they're just light beams
[03:03:47] <SirFinkus> constantly trying to escape their bounds
[03:03:37] <SirFinkus> in TOS they were barely contained volatile beams of energy
[03:03:28] <chromas> [reaction shot]
[03:03:10] <SirFinkus> they fucked up the lightsabers too
[03:02:04] <SpallsHurgenson> you couldn't see them beacuse they used their jedi mind powers on you :)
[03:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> that so needs a sub
[03:01:57] <Bytram> break time; biab
[03:01:44] <SpallsHurgenson> they were disguised as space bugs :)
[03:01:41] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: that's because they have a better, uh, input device, with more precision
[03:01:36] <SirFinkus> but they're suddenly everywhere
[03:01:30] <SirFinkus> they don't have transporters
[03:01:23] <SirFinkus> how the fuck are there suddenly a million jedi in the stadium?
[03:01:10] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03PC players better in bed than Playstation and Xbox rivals, study finds | Peek Media
[03:01:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> game, set, match: http://peekand.co
[03:01:08] <SirFinkus> but, I'm up to the colosseum scene in attack of the clones
[03:01:05] <chromas> it's okay; my feet are cgi
[03:00:27] * SpallsHurgenson nails chromas' feet to the floor
[03:00:16] * chromas gets up and does it again
[03:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's fair, lucas is his own biggest fan. pretty much his only fan nowadays.
[03:00:10] <SpallsHurgenson> gotta watch out for that stuff; it usually has okay visuals but the story and characters are usually so badly written as not to be worth the effort of watching
[03:00:08] * chromas walks ten feet and sits down on a couch
[02:59:45] <SirFinkus> the cgi is somewhat impressive, but the plot and writing is lacking
[02:59:26] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'm watching some Lucas fanfic they put out around the early 2000s
[02:59:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, i heard that. hope they don't put ewoks in it.
[02:59:04] <SirFinkus> it's a good thing I'm drunk while watching this, otherwise it'd be even worse
[02:58:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I hear they are making a sequel to the star wars movies... first new star wars movies in 32 years!
[02:58:00] <Bytram> Under current U.S. law, commercial products sold as eggnog are permitted to contain milk, sugar, modified milk ingredients, glucose-fructose, water, carrageenan, guar gum, natural and artificial flavorings, spices, monoglycerides, and colorings.[6][7] Ingredients vary significantly between variants.
[02:57:10] <SirFinkus> stephen hawking could almost pull that off
[02:56:51] <chromas> jango unchained
[02:56:51] <SirFinkus> like, he shoots a guy
[02:56:41] <SirFinkus> good christ
[02:56:37] <SirFinkus> we have costume tech for this
[02:56:28] <SirFinkus> fucking lucas, why does jango fett need to be a cgi?
[02:56:22] * SpallsHurgenson declares that eggnog is Satan's nose-drippings and people who like it are his minions!
[02:56:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> until you get some where the egg has gone off, yeah. then your butt becomes a volcano.
[02:56:12] <chromas> "Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
[02:55:05] <SirFinkus> only good thing about the "holiday season"
[02:54:58] <Bytram> to a year (refrigeration is recommended). Eggnog is often provided to guests in a large punch bowl, from which cups of eggnog are ladled.
[02:54:58] <Bytram> Eggnog or egg nog, also known as egg milk punch, is a chilled, sweetened, dairy-based beverage traditionally made with milk and/or cream, sugar, and whipped eggs (which gives it a frothy texture). Spirits such as brandy, rum or bourbon are often added. The finished serving is often garnished with a sprinkling of ground cinnamon or nutmeg. Eggnog with a strong alcohol content keeps well, and is often considered to improve when aged for up
[02:54:57] <SpallsHurgenson> b-b-but milk! It does a body good!
[02:54:07] <Bender> karma - milk: -5
[02:54:06] <chromas> milk--
[02:54:04] <chromas> or cake, since there's milk
[02:53:52] <chromas> sounds like an unbaked cookie
[02:53:41] <SirFinkus> it's delicious, that's all you need to know
[02:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> like eggs beaten into milk n sugar n nutmeg n some other shat?
[02:53:19] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:53:16] <Bytram> ~g eggnog
[02:53:16] <SpallsHurgenson> and... erm... nog
[02:53:12] <SpallsHurgenson> well, there's egg
[02:52:55] <Bytram> what IS in eggnog, anyway?
[02:52:53] <SirFinkus> you must have it confused with Victory Gin
[02:52:43] <SirFinkus> eggnog is capitalist as fuck
[02:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> spiking the football is obligatory. spiking the eggnog is a waste of perfectly good booze.
[02:52:04] <MrPlow> SirFinkus, you're a socialist!
[02:52:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist SirFinkus
[02:51:28] <chromas> I thought spiking the eggnog was obligatory
[02:51:16] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Astronomers discover new distant object in the solar system | NewsDaily
[02:51:15] <Bytram> http://newsdaily.com
[02:51:08] <SirFinkus> fuck you TheMightyBuzzard, eggnog is great
[02:50:55] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: that sounds mighty uncomfortable!
[02:50:51] <SirFinkus> god fucking dammit
[02:50:25] <SirFinkus> where the fuck do all these secret jedi appear from?
[02:50:12] <SirFinkus> they don't have transporters in star wars
[02:50:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i used to love the stuff, then i got a bad batch and we had three people literally fighting over one toilet
[02:50:02] <SirFinkus> fucking Attack of the clones man
[02:49:48] <SpallsHurgenson> "my name is a killing word!"
[02:49:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, eggnog
[02:49:06] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Bloomingdale's 'spiked eggnog' ad sparks outrage on social media | NewsDaily
[02:49:05] <Bytram> Here, have a drink: http://newsdaily.com
[02:49:00] * TheMightyBuzzard says SpallsHurgenson
[02:48:20] * SpallsHurgenson says a naughty word
[02:45:59] <Bytram> ROFL!!
[02:45:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, probably going to want to take a jacket
[02:45:48] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:45:16] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:44:10] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03NASA's Cassini finds monstrous ice cloud in south polar region of On Saturn's moon Titan -- ScienceDaily
[02:44:09] <Bytram> temperatures at south pole get down to -238 F (-150 C) -- on Titan -- http://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:42:54] <Bytram> wb
[02:41:31] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03"Safe Space" Students Silence Asian Woman For Saying "Black People Can Be Racist" - YouTube
[02:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:39:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> though i prolly shouldn't be hitting caffeine, sugar, and nicotine this close to bedtime
[02:39:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> better
[02:31:01] -!- Landon has quit [Quit: .]
[02:29:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[02:29:13] <Bytram> don't let me keep ya; I'll chat upon your return
[02:29:03] <Bytram> nodnod
[02:28:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> need more tea n a smoke, otherwise good
[02:28:49] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: how's things?
[02:28:44] <Bytram> =)
[02:28:36] * Bytram wonders why they call it a civil war... from what I've read, there was nothing civil about it!
[02:28:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> what he said
[02:28:13] <Bytram> ahhh, we've now entered the civil war
[02:28:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1862
[02:28:00] <Bytram> coffee++
[02:27:36] * Bytram notes that sounds like a breakfast cereal
[02:27:25] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5946, owned by supercrisp
[02:27:24] <Bytram> !uid
[02:25:40] <Bender> Added quote 593
[02:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[02:22:46] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:17:25] <SirFinkus> LOL his glasses
[02:17:24] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Jesse Ventura and Ben Swann: It’s Time to End the War on Drugs
[02:17:22] <SirFinkus> http://www.ora.tv
[02:16:29] <SirFinkus> shherved my country
[02:16:09] <SirFinkus> sssshhhhhhporting events
[02:15:48] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Paid Patriotism: Jesse Ventura Reveals How the Pentagon Paid Pro-Sports Teams Millions in Taxpayer Dollars
[02:15:47] <SirFinkus> http://www.ora.tv I like how the chromas key fucks upon his shirt
[02:12:34] <SirFinkus> "old man screams at camera"
[02:12:21] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Senate Unveiling a Cheney Statue: Jesse Ventura Is Bringing His Sledgehammer
[02:12:21] <SirFinkus> it looks great http://www.ora.tv
[02:12:07] <SirFinkus> Jesse Ventura has a web show
[02:10:23] <SirFinkus> you can't weld on galvanized steel without protection
[02:10:03] <SirFinkus> "Symptoms of a more severe metal toxicity may also include a burning sensation in the body, shock, no urine output, collapse, convulsions, shortness of breath, yellow eyes or yellow skin, rash, vomiting, watery or bloody diarrhea or low or high blood pressure, which require prompt medical attention."
[02:09:46] <SirFinkus> evil shit
[02:09:43] <SirFinkus> "The signs and symptoms are nonspecific but are generally flu-like including fever, chills, nausea, headache, fatigue, muscle aches, joint pains, lack of appetite, shortness of breath, pneumonia, chest pain, blood pressure change, and cough. A sweet or metallic taste in the mouth may also be reported along with a dry or irritated throat which may lead to hoarseness."
[02:09:14] <SirFinkus> zinc is toxic, so it could be an alternative to fluoride in the water supply for thought control
[02:04:26] <SirFinkus> zinc decreases the viscosity of plasma so they can extract it more easily
[02:04:01] <SirFinkus> ahh, but they took most of the copper out of pennies so they could steal our fluids
[02:01:53] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why I always wear my batman mask and pay only with pennies!
[02:01:23] <SirFinkus> oh, that's already done
[02:01:20] <SpallsHurgenson> bonus points if they grab your name from your CC while you are paying :)
[02:00:56] <SpallsHurgenson> just wait until stores start hooking up their CCTVs to it :)
[01:59:20] <SirFinkus> I hate so much that this means that if one jackass takes a picture of you with their phone and they have this "feature" enabled, you're in facebook's database
[01:54:33] <SirFinkus> point
[01:54:32] <SirFinkus> I'm probably in some google captchas at this piont
[01:54:21] <SirFinkus> image recognition software usually recognizes my sexts as the Washington monument, which makes them pretty worthless
[01:49:36] <SpallsHurgenson> or friends!
[01:49:34] <SpallsHurgenson> hah! I'll show them! I don't have a camera!
[01:49:17] <SirFinkus> those fuckers
[01:49:12] <SirFinkus> If Photo Magic recognizes one of your friends, Messenger will immediately send you a notification to send it to the person in the photo, so you don't have to go the extra step to message or text them later."
[01:49:12] <SirFinkus> "Using facial recognition, Facebook Messenger will look through your newly taken photos in your phone's camera roll to identify your friends in them.
[01:46:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Do Most Languages Have So Few Words for Smells? - http://sylnt.us - that's-non-scents
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[00:28:21] <Landon> hello all
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